1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts, talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Cause you won't wanna quit 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 The real talking podcast never fails 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 What's happening everyone and welcome to another episode of the real talking podcast 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 We're your hosts, Ash and JD 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Now I know some of you might be thinking, but yeah, they've been consistent the last month 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 What's happening? 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Well, we did say before we are trying, we do try 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 And yeah, we're back again 18 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:16,000 And we will, for a change, get back onto, well straight onto rather 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 The correspondence, cause we've been threatening to do it, we have 20 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Do you remember the times when we had no correspondence? 21 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, early days 22 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 How many episodes in was it before we had, was it Danny J? 23 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Danny J, yeah 24 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 I don't know, probably like 12 or something 25 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 It was a world, yeah, it was a world 26 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 I remember when you told me that we've actually got a message for the first song 27 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Yeah, he was the original James Werner 28 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Yeah, just another lad chatting shit 29 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I wonder what ever happened to him 30 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 He must still be listening 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Maybe, have you seen their views on YouTube? 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Not for a little while 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:05,000 One of them's got like 22 views, I know it's not good, but obviously 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:12,000 But again, cause we haven't done a video record for a long time as well, have we? 35 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,000 So yeah, if people are still listening on YouTube, it's not 36 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Obviously yeah, if you didn't know, you can listen to us on the YouTubes 37 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:29,000 I mean I'll do it sometimes myself with podcasts, just back them on the YouTube 38 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 And just plod along listening to them 39 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:38,000 To be fair, I know I've said about it before, cause my signal's terrible by the morning 40 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,000 And it literally is, from half eight to about half five, half six, something like that 41 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:49,000 During the day, I'm sure I'm positive and convinced 42 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 That they're fucking pressing a switch 43 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 And it's the same spots around 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Cause it's not even like where the overhead electric lines are 45 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I don't understand if I was underneath that or within like 20 metre radius 46 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 That the electric's gonna be fucking messing with your phone signal 47 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 But it's not, it's the same spots, as soon as I get into the park 48 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:15,000 On and off there, and then fucking one end, this end, fucking up body asda and that 49 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 And it just fucking does, Mary 50 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 One you are 51 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 It really fucking does 52 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:27,000 So I've got several podcasts already downloaded on the YouTubes, on my phone 53 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Ready to listen through to 54 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:36,000 And then I've already got a backup of music downloaded on YouTube Music 55 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Just in case 56 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 It's just so annoying 57 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,000 I just wanna be dissociated with the outside world 58 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I can't raw dog it, just fucking walking around, listening to nature 59 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Plus, I even did it earlier 60 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,000 When I left you brothers before coming to where I did quickly nip into the woods 61 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And there was the EE geyser trying to fucking plug the broadband 62 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,000 And he's looked at me, I've got my headphones on 63 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 And I'm just fucking, I'm looking at them escalators, I'm just fucking shadow 64 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 And as I've got up there, there was some other one, the British Legion 65 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:19,000 And he's fucking wave right in my face, I was like, mate, I already fucking don't eye every moment 66 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Oh, I know this one 67 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 And I carried on walking, and as I'm coming back 68 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:28,000 The same geyser with EE, he's fucking, he's literally waving, he's still right in front of me 69 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 You alright, mate? 70 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I was like, not today bud, I'm not interested 71 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,000 But I do need better internet, because Virgin, I still have dramas, again, I'm over the stuff 72 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 We will get on to the correspondence, I've just fucking got myself into a ranting mode or not 73 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Yeah, it's just ridiculous, but I can't have a shit be connected to fucking Walford, four metres away from the hub 74 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 It's just stupid 75 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 No, it's not mine 76 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 No, fucking Virgin, shit 77 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 The internet company, we're not getting back onto the topic of last week's 78 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:02,000 To be fair, correspondent-related, there was a couple of the WhatsApps and that 79 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:08,000 They were quite interested in our views on today's societies 80 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Should we jump into them ones first then? 81 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Well, it was just literally just a couple of people, that was a good listen, looking 82 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Yeah, loved the topic and that 83 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:24,000 There was some, I don't even know what we spoke about before, but there was messages about that one 84 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:32,000 We probably should put a bit more prep into some things, I don't know, different topics maybe 85 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Maybe, I mean, I know last week's one was a bit different, wasn't it, in terms of what we spoke about and how we spoke about it, I suppose 86 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Yeah, and I think we did do well, me in particular, to be relatively PC about it all as well 87 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Yeah, and obviously you've got to have the jokes with you, but then you've got to have that seriousness, you've got to have that balance, mate 88 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Well, yeah, I mean, because I won't get it too into depth about it, but even after the pods, when I was back home 89 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 I sent you something and then I'll give my natural reaction to it 90 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I just think it's going to be funny, as my little lad does grow up, I will be a bit old school, but boy, don't be like that 91 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Just give him a slap, stop being that 92 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Yeah, it's good to know that people are appreciating the content 93 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,000 It can't have validated, doesn't it, sometimes, and it is always nice to get validation 94 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:40,000 But if there's anything that you lovely people see, I don't know, any surveys or anything that you see and you think 95 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I want to hear your opinions on it or just topics in general, doesn't have to be a survey 96 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Then yeah, dude, let us know, links are always in the description 97 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Realtalknpod at gmail.com 98 00:06:52,000 --> 00:07:00,000 The hotline, it has been a long time since it was ready, I don't know, so 07470 99 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Also, while Jadie's doing that, shout out to anyone who tried to call the hotline 100 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Hopefully, it wasn't just a cold call and he was an avid listener, wanting to hear more from Jadie 101 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Hopefully it was, if the hotline had credit on it, then I would give you a call back 102 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:32,000 But otherwise, if you want to call back again, I will have the phone switched on this time, or maybe 103 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Yeah, I was close, well, I got the first bit wrong, so 07470, 488096, hotline number, ex twitter, at Ash and JD 104 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:50,000 You know, it's all there, again, I haven't even been on the Twitter for ages, we could have a load of fucking messages on there 105 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Apologies if you have gone onto the Twitter and dropped us a fucking message or two 106 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I mean, surely I should have an email saying I got a message? 107 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 No, I think you have to turn that on and notification off 108 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:12,000 You know what, I should probably have a look at that, it probably won't even load up really 109 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:17,000 I can't, there's all the prep on this podcast 110 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:23,000 It would be interesting if we do have messages now, but at this point, if we don't now 111 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I don't know, yeah, it's not going to log in, because I haven't been on it in that long 112 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000 I think I'm going to have to do it properly when I've got more time 113 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:38,000 But yeah, we shall get into the correspondence 114 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:47,000 There was a question from Dean, and he's asked, there's a hundred cocks on the wall 115 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,000 How many are you joking on? 116 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 None 117 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:01,000 So you're not going to choke on any of the cocks because you've got that much of a... 118 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Gag ween makes for tolerance 119 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Just straight down 120 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:14,000 That's a proper question 121 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 So I think the only answer is we won't be sucking any of them 122 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:26,000 None of them would be going in our mouths to have the chance of either choking or enjoying it 123 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:31,000 But yeah, that was appreciated, that was Dean 124 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah, thanks, Dean 125 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,000 We should try to gag 126 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:49,000 So getting onto it, Lauren wanted the gossip last week, didn't she? 127 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:55,000 So it was going back to the wife's friend's secret relationship 128 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Oh yes, yes, yes 129 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:09,000 And there was potential drama in the making because his ex constantly fucking wanting favours 130 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 And then they don't want it public in the workspace and whatever 131 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And she wanted the gossip, I didn't care to ask originally 132 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I did ask in the end since she wanted to know 133 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Basically nothing's happened 134 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:29,000 They've had a little bit of a chat, they're still together and they're not going public with it 135 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:35,000 So yeah, unfortunately there is not enough to report, but hopefully it was worth the wait for Lauren 136 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Well you did build the suspense, though 137 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Yeah, potential happy ever after 138 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 But I don't know, it can be 139 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Because even my missus didn't know about it until a couple of weeks ago really 140 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:55,000 So if you're not going to tell people, what's the point? Why have a secret? 141 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Because it doesn't seem fair if it's just all in secret 142 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 I thought she was a lesbian as well, to be fair 143 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 I've only met her once 144 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Why was she giving you those feels, mate? 145 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Because I knew she didn't have a fella and I just assumed 146 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Well, I was under the impression she didn't have a fella 147 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 And yeah, I just assumed then that she was gay 148 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Not that there's anything wrong with it, but yeah, just felt that way 149 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 So yeah, fair play as well 150 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 I mean she might have swung both ways, I don't know, I haven't asked that question 151 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Lauren, I might ask that question 152 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 It just depends 153 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 There's a lot of stuff going on when I get back home in a bit 154 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 So, whether I have enough time 155 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 I've got to sink ten cans of lager or something as well 156 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 So there's a lot to try and squeeze into, not 157 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 I am dying for a beer, to be fair 158 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Been a long week, you know 159 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I've only been doing stuff at your brothers as well 160 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Weird 161 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:06,000 So yeah, that was the goss there 162 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,000 We got asked this the other week as well 163 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:15,000 So V said they got a bad tattoo the other day 164 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:21,000 And it's only now that it started healing that it can see the poor quality 165 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:29,000 So they were asking our boys, do we think they should complain or go straight to having it removed? 166 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:35,000 I mean if you complain, I don't know what the outcome would be because they can't make it any better 167 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 So I would just, if you're not happy with it, I would just go and remove it 168 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Because it just, and you're supposed to let it sit and fade a little bit before, like a few years before you can have it removed 169 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Otherwise it takes longer, I'm sure it takes more sitting and stuff like that 170 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Yeah, I don't know to be honest because I've never looked into it 171 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:00,000 It's hard for me because I haven't got tassos 172 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:08,000 I've always wanted them, but for that reason I've never had one just that fear of it not being to the quality that I expect 173 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Well you've got a few tattoos, haven't you? 174 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Yeah, I'd lean more onto the complaint and then if it's not, if they can't fix it 175 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Because obviously it depends on what it is, if it's just that lines aren't straight enough 176 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Or out of the region lines and they can be straightened up and more shadowed and stuff 177 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:36,000 So if they can't fix it, then probably have a look at a cover up of sorts because again it depends on how big it is as well 178 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000 But then wouldn't have the same tattoo artist, might be go to the same shop 179 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah, you'd have to go to the same shop 180 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 But yeah, wouldn't have the same gaze at or purse 181 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Tattoo artist 182 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:57,000 What I'm going to say is though, when you go into there, don't they sketch it on beforehand anyway? 183 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Yeah, so you do have the sketch and then it's transferred onto a blue line or one of that 184 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:10,000 But still, it just depends on the artist because it's whether they've done the sketch 185 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Because I've done it myself where I've taken in a picture and then it's been copied and pasted essentially 186 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Even with my brother's first tattoo 187 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Because when I was in college, a lot of the time I'd be fucking, because I knew what I was doing, I'd just be sketching 188 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,000 And yeah, that was fucking his first tattoo 189 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:40,000 I'd give it to the shop and they'd just fucking literally copy it over it and then fucking whack it onto his arm 190 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000 So yeah, if it's something that they've taken 191 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Because you can print it off onto the trace paper essentially, roll the ink on it and whack it on 192 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:56,000 So yeah, the stencil could have been perfect, but if they're not, it depends on the body types and stuff as well 193 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 And I suppose where it is on the body as well 194 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Yeah, because if you're not stretching the skin enough or if you're stretching it too much as it compresses back or stretches back 195 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 It can look a bit funny 196 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:17,000 I think just outside of that situation, complain and then see if you can get it rectified or covered up or something 197 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:24,000 But the future ones, again, depending on what style and stuff, you have to do a lot of research into a tattoo 198 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Yeah, I was gonna say, I think you have to get that right person that does that 199 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Because there's loads of different artists that do different, there's ones that do more specialities when it comes to the face 200 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Like the more the anime side, so yeah, depends on what you've got and where it is on your body 201 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:47,000 But I suppose yeah, maybe complain, see with the side and then see if you can get it covered up 202 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Hopefully it's not too in your face in terms of where it is so you see it can't look 203 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Yeah, but there is a lot of people out there that love having a shit tattoo 204 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:04,000 So they'll have like fucking banana and fucking the OG smiley face and a little shitty Sonic or something 205 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:11,000 So depending on what ease you had, whether you could go down that route and just start ruining the rest of your body that way 206 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:18,000 I remember when Davy Backham got his sleeve tattooed and I remember going to the tattoo shop 207 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:28,000 And he kind of like drew it on my arm, not a pen and such, but like he put it on my arm of what we were speaking about 208 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:34,000 And I was like yeah, I was like, we've got to, because this was when I was in Wales, we've got to go back 209 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:42,000 But I'll come up, I took his number and I'm glad I didn't have it done because now everyone's got a sleeve tattoo 210 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Well it's a lot the hand tattoo, the line or the roses 211 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000 The face and stuff, the amount of those, the stopwatch, the rose 212 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Yeah, it's all the same now 213 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:01,000 It's hard to be original with a lot of these tattoos now 214 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:08,000 I mean, again, I'd love to get more done to be fair, but it's just getting round to it really 215 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 What would you want done? 216 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Well, for a long time I've wanted to have a lot of the power ranges and stuff 217 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Again, getting some of the Pokemon ones because I've seen some good artists that can do the Pokemon tattoos 218 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:30,000 I do like, I don't know what the store is called in terms, you know when you have loads of little tattoos 219 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 It's not a sleeve, but you have loads of 220 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Yeah, so it's like a compilation of different ones 221 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Because that was one that I wanted on one of my legs was essentially hexagons 222 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:49,000 So like a beehive, you know, if you cut into that and you see the hexagon shape fucking going around 223 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:56,000 So I wanted that and then, so say like a Pokemon in one, Goku or something 224 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 And another one and you can fucking bang them around 225 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Because with that you can always add another one on 226 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,000 You can keep going as far as you want and just keep the pattern going 227 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:11,000 Because I haven't seen anyone with that and I thought that was unique in a sense 228 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000 But again, I just never got around to getting on to that to be fair 229 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,000 But in terms of, should we, we think you should go and complain? 230 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Yeah, complain initially 231 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Obviously don't go in all guns blazing because you want to get it reckoned with 232 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Yeah, you don't want to annoy, but yeah 233 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Again, because a lot of them are sound and then it's their reputation as well 234 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Because if you're not happy with it and you was to, you know, on the social media sort of things complain about it and say 235 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:47,000 This is what I've had from this artist and it's ruining their future customers and stuff 236 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 So, you know, just be a bit savvy with it 237 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 And then, I mean, obviously that has been a couple of weeks since that message was sent 238 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 So hopefully it is looking a little bit better now 239 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Yeah, if you have done anything badly, who's ever done that actually? 240 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Yeah, it should be fully healed by now 241 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Because I've found that with mine, I don't know if it's my skin type or something 242 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:15,000 But you can feel like the skin raised on the actual tattoo itself 243 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Okay 244 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:21,000 And then the one on my leg, my left fucking calf log 245 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Always got a lot of ingrown hairs in it, I don't know what 246 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Amici loves it man, fucking, obviously because it's just a hairy leg anyway 247 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,000 She'll fucking go get the tweezers and fucking pull the hair out 248 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah 249 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Always fucking hurts, like if you do it yourself, fine, you get the little steam 250 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 It's a dig in, don't it? 251 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Yeah, fucking just gets rotting, I'm like, you just gotta pull the hair 252 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000 And then the little bit of pus just fucking just push it out, nah, fucking, oh, could have got it 253 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 So it bleeds? 254 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Yeah, I'm like, leave the root, it's fine, it's a hair follicle 255 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000 But, you know, for some reason it's just fucking gone in 256 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I don't want plastic surgery, I just wanna 257 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Fucking leave it, fucking these bitches, man 258 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 So, yeah 259 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Do I wanna, yeah, I'll get out of the way with that 260 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Mate, he bites you every week, don't fall for it, honestly, he bites you every week 261 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000 I know who you, James, stop doing it to him, you're upsetting my mind 262 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Nah, to be fair, look, you know, it's, it is a bit more of a banter one this one 263 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:28,000 So, this is at least the season's over now that we've secured the prem 264 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,000 To be fair, they have, Arsenal have fucking really, really, really, really 265 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Because you've got no faith in anyone else 266 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000 But we'll say this though, he did say at the beginning of the season that they're winning 267 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,000 We were like, nah, nah, we were like, they're, they're, and they have won it in March, so to speak 268 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Yeah 269 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I don't know, technically, but they're as good as, yeah 270 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000 They have, because I think it's 13 points, or maybe even more of a gap 271 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I think it is 13 points because Arsenal drew it in though 272 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Yeah, because I think it was 11 before the midweek games 273 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:04,000 So, yeah, they'd have to lose five games and Arsenal still win every game 274 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000 And it ain't gonna happen, is it? So, yeah, congrats on that, mate 275 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Be interesting next season, I know we've said it a couple of times already, but 276 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:17,000 You know, is Salah gonna stay, Van Dijk, is he gonna fucking extend as well? 277 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Trent, is he gonna go to Madrid? 278 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000 And then if those players go, what replacement's gonna come in? 279 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 So, next season will be interesting 280 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:32,000 But yeah, he says that I just need to worry about the packed lunches at Old Trafford 281 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 He's not, yeah, he's not lying 282 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000 No, I'm not gonna worry about it, it is a frustrating topic to be fair 283 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000 With all the bullshit that's going on 284 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:53,000 It's just a nuisance because it's the little people that are losing out 285 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000 You know, these people that have been made redundant 286 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Another 200 this week 287 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:06,000 And then, you know, all the leagues coming out where it's soup and sandwiches in the canteen 288 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,000 It's only the first team, not even all of the coaching staff is allowed to have a proper meal 289 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Which is fucking stupid 290 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:21,000 It's sad, the state of the club at the moment, it's just ridiculous 291 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:26,000 And the fact that it's still the Glazers that are doing it 292 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Even though it's in the us that are fucking fronting it and showing face for it 293 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:39,000 They can't do all the decisions without the Glazers saying, yeah, go ahead with that 294 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:44,000 So it's just frustrating, you know, we needed a full sale, I said it at the time 295 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 It didn't have to be Qatar, but yeah, it's just, it's so fucking bad 296 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:56,000 And I'm a little bit gutted really, we could have done with getting relegated 297 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I know it's still mathematically is possible 298 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:04,000 But, you know, if we got relegated, that's more money that the club's gonna lose 299 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000 So it would force Ineos and the Glazers to sell essentially 300 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000 So someone could buy with money and then basically 301 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Yeah, do all the right things 302 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Because it's just debt, money down the drain 303 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:25,000 And then letting people off that are on minimum wage, 40 grand maximum a year 304 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000 They're saving like 8 million 305 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Whereas fucking, you know, Mason Mount's been paid like 18 million to play 11 games being halted 306 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Fucking Luke Shaw, you know, God knows how much he's been paid to fucking be injured over his whole time and fucking being halted 307 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,000 You know, it's just fucking money wasted 308 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Yeah 309 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:58,000 I know Marcus Rashford has said that he wants to pledge his future to Aston Villa, which I think that's laughable 310 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Yeah, is that, well, we'll see what happens 311 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Yeah, I think he's only coming out with that at the moment just to try and keep the Villa fans onside for him 312 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I find it strange how they're all, I don't know if he's all the Villa fans 313 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:22,000 But the majority that I'm hearing from and seeing online and that, they love him and they want him to stay 314 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Just hold on the rest of the season 315 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Just see what comes out of it because he didn't do much the other day 316 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Didn't start on the bench, come on, didn't fucking change anything 317 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yeah, we've got the two assists again before, but we're all wanting to perform now 318 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Because it means we can get, you know, 30, 40 million for him 319 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:46,000 All the Chelsea fans, I mean, that was your pick at the start of the season 320 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Yeah 321 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000 And they're not doing well now, but I know they had a good win the other day 322 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Yeah, overall, yeah, the past few weeks they fell off the mat 323 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Yeah, they were in a title race and then they just dropped off of it 324 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000 They were on top of the league for fucking one week, weren't they? 325 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Yeah, early doors as there was, wasn't there? 326 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Yeah, and then it just went downhill 327 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000 But they're all fucking gutted now, they thought Sancho was the saviour 328 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 And then it's just gone back to it again 329 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Because we've, Marcus Rashford's fucking tweeted the other week 330 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,000 And then, I don't even know what he tweeted, but then Sancho put freedom 331 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,000 And then there was all the Chelsea fans like, fucking, why are you bothered about your mate? 332 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Or fucking, you ain't even doing anything here, you're dickhead and whatever 333 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 It's just so fucking funny 334 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,000 It just goes to show and it like, you can over-hypes, don't get me wrong, they're both talented players 335 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:45,000 But you can, the players can get over-hyped and you give them such a like, rediculous contract 336 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,000 That it would go, I'm not saying it would go to my head, but certain people act different 337 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000 If you give someone a friend away, you know what I mean? 338 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yeah, I think that's why it should, again I don't know if we have said this before 339 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:07,000 But it should go to, in the contracts, that it's like, you get this money if you perform, if you hit your targets 340 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:12,000 So if they were getting paid per year instead of per week, or even per month 341 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:18,000 So if they run 200 grand a week, you'll earn that 200 grand 342 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:23,000 So 800 or a million a month, you'll learn that if you hit these targets 343 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,000 If you've played X amount of minutes, you fucking, you know 344 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 You just hit silent cry series 345 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000 So if you've hit those stats, then you're gonna get that million a month 346 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Or we'd have running stats put in, so you've gotta run so far and sprint so much 347 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 You know, like the match where it's got your average running time 348 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Because that's what you wanna see, really 349 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000 It's like, the crossing one, they're just fucking crossing into the cycle 350 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 It's like you're crossing from your own box 351 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Well yeah, so that's what you have to be, you have to be stat-based where you've created, not necessarily assisted 352 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 But you've created a chance 353 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000 So literally performance-based contracts 354 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Because again, there's still the talks of fucking people wanting Pogba back at United 355 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000 But it's not worked any of the other times, it didn't work at fucking Juventus when he went back there as well 356 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,000 And then he still can't come back until after the international break 357 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Then he hasn't paid for fucking nearly two years, so he'd have to train 358 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 And the Premier League's too fast for him 359 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 He was injured most of the time, he was at United with his second stint 360 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Injured back in the fucking Italian League again 361 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 And look, what's the point? 362 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000 And he would want good money to come back 363 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,000 It's not like he'd accept 30 grand pay-per-play corner contract 364 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 He'd want big money 365 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,000 So he'd have to go to the Lord of the Saudi team and that 366 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 But again, that's not gonna be this season 367 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Because they've already got their road to fucking foreign players 368 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:01,000 And then is a club gonna give the 369 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Well, put a punt on him and expect him to fucking help perform and stay fit? 370 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000 I don't think anyone would want to touch him these days, no 371 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000 It's mad 372 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,000 The amount of people that I see giving praise and like, on his day this and that 373 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 How many days did he have though? 374 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,000 It's just loads of players 375 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Jared Bowen on his day looks like a fucking world-class player 376 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 But you're never gonna class him as that 377 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 He's a fantastic player, but they're not gonna order 378 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,000 So why would he have done it with fucking Paul Pogba? 379 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 He overhauled for France as well, I thought 380 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 If it weren't for fucking Canarte and some of the players around him 381 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:48,000 He wouldn't be fucking holding a fucking world cup, that order 382 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 It's just ridiculous 383 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 But you know, a fair play to him 384 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,000 He was another player that built his name, built a brand and all that 385 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah, he'd done well out of it 386 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Not well enough to not get a ban and fucking stay fit and that 387 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 But you know, that's what happens, that's what we say 388 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Don't do drugs, you've got to keep it real 389 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Fucking don't do those fucking 390 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:20,000 I don't know how they can fucking have that mistake in them 391 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000 To have whatever substance 392 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Surely your team around you know what illegal substances are 393 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:34,000 And then the tests are done all the time, randomly and that as well 394 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,000 If there's something in it, a supplement of sorts that's gonna stay in your system 395 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 For longer than fucking a couple of hours 396 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Don't even fucking risk taking it 397 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 It's just fucking 398 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,000 But you know, surely you should have learned his lesson by now 399 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 But we'll see 400 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Yeah James, thanks for that mate 401 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Just roll on next season 402 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Champions League, do you think they'll have it? Liverpool? 403 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Ooh, I'm not sure 404 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I think now's the best opportunity to 405 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Because Prem's in the bag 406 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Yeah, they can go full back for it 407 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Yeah, so 408 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 I don't know, but people turn up there now 409 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Like, round with you, fine uni 410 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000 They turn up there now at these final stages 411 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Yeah, I feel like they've got an easier side of the drawer as well 412 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Because is it PSV they've got in the next round? 413 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:38,000 I can't remember who they've got now in terms of Champions League 414 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I feel like they've got an easy game on the next round anyway 415 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:48,000 And then with the potential future games, they've got an easier run 416 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Yeah, I think it's Arsenal 417 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 They've got a hard run 418 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I don't know if it's hard to get a Champions League 419 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,000 But as you said, it's their best chance to do it 420 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:09,000 They've got a good opportunity 421 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 So yeah, we need the 422 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I'll say we 423 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,000 The Premier League needs the English clubs to carry on progressing through the round 424 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Oh, because they'll sing about a fifth team then come into them 425 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Yeah, because it was the same last year as well 426 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000 So depending on how your country's teams perform 427 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Whether you are allowed an extra position 428 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:35,000 So yeah, if the English teams carry on progressing through the rounds 429 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Because it's not just with the Champions League 430 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 It's the Europa and the Conference as well 431 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:51,000 So potentially there could be six English teams in the Champions League next year 432 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:59,000 So if it keeps going right, it would automatically be fifth place as a Champions League spot 433 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,000 And then if United or Tottenham were still in the Europa League as well 434 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 That would be straight into it 435 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 So potentially six 436 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000 And then I think that leads down to eighth or ninth position 437 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 That will have 438 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000 No, sorry, ninth or tenth position that would have European football then as well 439 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000 So yeah, obviously if it goes that way 440 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Then it just goes to show how strong the Premier League is 441 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I mean potentially having fucking Forest and Bournemouth in the Champions League 442 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 It's unforeseen really, Ernie 443 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 You don't expect it 444 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,000 But it's nice because a lot of teams would struggle against them as well 445 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 You know, just hard old school football 446 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Fucking getting stuck in and that 447 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 These foreign players, foreign leagues and stuff 448 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 They just can't handle it 449 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,000 So that's what, you know, I know they didn't do as good this year anyway 450 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 But you know, when Newcastle are in the Champions League 451 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 A lot of teams struggle against them like that 452 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 The fans just bounce in them, no? 453 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Yeah 454 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 So yeah 455 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 We're not a footballing podcast but 456 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Yeah, just love it 457 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 FA Cup weekend as well this weekend as well 458 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I think, no, sorry 459 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 They've got a quiet month now, ain't they really? 460 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000 No Cup tournaments, they're going to get knocked out of the Champions League 461 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Most people believe anyway 462 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 So yeah, they're going to have a quiet month I think 463 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 I think so 464 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Which is a shame 465 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Yeah 466 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 They're getting half now already 467 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Flying Bob? 468 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Flying 469 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 We've still got a couple more correspondents to get through 470 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Let's get into that 471 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 New World Order 472 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Have you got any for yourself this week? 473 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,000 No, but I kind of gathered that we'd have a few so I didn't 474 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 You haven't done your own prep book is what you're saying then 475 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Yeah, sure 476 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 That's fine actually, that's fine 477 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 We've 478 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Where's the first one there? 479 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 So 480 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Jesse's New World Order 481 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Right 482 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 All vets are free to use 483 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Log the NHS 484 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 Okay 485 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 So 486 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:15,000 The first one that is outside of the UK and unsure of how the NHS works 487 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Is essentially it's free 488 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:26,000 So if you have an accident or anything you go straight to the NHS, A&E, hospital and you get in your procedures free 489 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,000 You are paying all with free National Insurance 490 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Yeah, so we've found National Insurance 491 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:37,000 I'd have to pay more to have it covered for a National Pet Insurance as well 492 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Right 493 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Because it is expensive 494 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Yes, you've got to make sure you have insurance especially if you have a pet 495 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Yeah, I still need to follow up on my old fucking dog insurance 496 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Because I've still only had the one fucking lot of money, keep forgetting to ring them 497 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 But then if it's free it just gets abused 498 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000 You know what I mean, so would that system just get abused like the NHS? 499 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Yes, there still needs to be some sort of regulations into it 500 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:13,000 So you know little things, say vaccines and that you pay for 501 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000 But if your dog gets run over 502 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Yeah 503 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 And the legs need fucking repairing or whatever then yeah 504 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Yeah and you can take to any vet not just the one it's registered to 505 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 You know what I mean, that would be good yeah 506 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000 So no, no, no, if it's good I'm going to go yeah let's do it 507 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:37,000 So for major things, yeah for little bits and bobs, vaccines, flea treatments 508 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Whatever little things you do take into 509 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Then you just pay the little fees for that 510 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Because they are extortion, fucking 511 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000 I remember with my old dog when she needed the oil drops 512 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,000 I can't remember what it's called now but the trial charge and all 30 quid or something for these oil drops 513 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I got three fucking little tube things for 10 pound 514 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Well it wasn't even 10 pound but the sediment at the chemist 515 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Yeah, I know you pay for it though, that's all yeah 516 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:11,000 And then I still need to go to the vets and probably fucking have a chat with them 517 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000 And just say make sure anything you ever give them in the future 518 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:21,000 You can't do this one again because it was the boosters and the flea treatments that they give you 519 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 That was poisoning him basically 520 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:30,000 I've just got him some new spray stuff as well because it's not as bad from when I was taking him to the vets 521 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000 He's calmed down a lot but he still just has little bits that he's nibbling at 522 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:39,000 So I've got this little spray and it stinks man 523 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Fuck yes 524 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Because obviously he's got a thick coat 525 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I have to make sure I'm pulling all the fur apart, spraying it and then rubbing it around that little area 526 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,000 So yeah, washing my hands afterwards, it stinks man 527 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:59,000 But yeah, in general he's a lot better than what he was 528 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 So yeah, we agree with that one 529 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Jess if you become the new world leader then we'd vote you for that one 530 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Have you seen any of the KS-TARMA with Trump at the moment? 531 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 532 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Jesus, look, I kept touching him 533 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,000 And you could see Trump as if to say, what the fuck are you doing? 534 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Keep your hand off it 535 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Oh god 536 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Isn't he mad that he's calling him a fascist like two years ago 537 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Now he's touched him, best pals 538 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000 That's where you can't un-chat shit and then be like that 539 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 To be fair, he done alright 540 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000 I've seen him how he had some questions from the US reporters 541 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 He did alright to be fair 542 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 He did represent really well 543 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 So credit's where credit's due on that 544 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 But he's still a nut 545 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Oh, he's still a total twat 546 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Yeah, oh, yeah 547 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 But yeah 548 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Again, I feel like Trump was just saying it for the sake of it 549 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Because he was there as if like, yeah, yeah, you know, we're friends 550 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Because he's been involved for another state visit 551 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 552 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 And you could just see, he wasn't even reading it 553 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Or he was reading it just thinking, what's this fucking bonnet, I don't fucking care 554 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 And then he's like, oh, I've got the signatures on the backlog 555 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000 And then he passed it to Kea, he's like, do you want to tell him what it says? 556 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 So he's obviously not give a fuck about what it is 557 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000 And then saying the king's a nuts bloke and he's a good friend and whatever 558 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Well, they are actually pals, they are 559 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Yeah, well, he loves everyone, don't he? 560 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I listened to another podcast I listened to, Mad That 561 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 And they've had some interesting characters on 562 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000 And the last one the other day was the Tiger King 563 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Oh, is he still in prison? 564 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Yeah, so still in prison 565 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 And then, yeah, Trump is a friend of him 566 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 Of his 567 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,000 And he's on the list to be pardoned 568 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:06,000 And then, because he's saying that obviously he supports Trump 100% 569 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000 And he wants to be on his cabinet as well 570 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Because he thinks that he can be a future president of the United States of America 571 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Now, I think that one might be a bit far-matched 572 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 But then again, we wouldn't be surprised 573 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 No 574 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,000 No, but yeah, he 575 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000 It was funny because he's using his minutes, his phone call minutes 576 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Accumulated half an hour, he went over on his time 577 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000 But he had to keep saying, I'll call you back in a minute 578 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Because there'd be fucking fights going on in the background and stuff 579 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000 And because he's a part of a gang, he has to sort it out, whatever 580 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Fucking mad, got scabies at the moment as well 581 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Because he's in a federal prison 582 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 They just don't give a fuck 583 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000 They're just leaving to rot and be in and stuff 584 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:59,000 And then he was outing them basically 585 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Most places you come in with a little bag with your own sandwiches and stuff 586 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000 These federal prison guards and that 587 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000 They come in with a full 100 kilo bag 588 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:17,000 And it's full of contraband and fucking obviously drugs, drink, whatever 589 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,000 And then they're also stealing stuff from the prisoners 590 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 And taking it back out with them as well 591 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 There's nothing we can do about it 592 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000 So yeah, there was a couple of interesting things that went on on that 593 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000 So if there's anything that 594 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Well, if it sounds interesting 595 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000 That any of you local listeners want to get on to as well 596 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Then he's called Mad Dat 597 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000 It's under the Have a Words umbrella 598 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000 With two other people at work on that podcast 599 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Yeah, they've got some interesting guests on there 600 00:40:52,000 --> 00:41:02,000 One of them, it was the two officers that was on the fucking Narcos case 601 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Fucking what's his name? 602 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,000 The fucking drug geezer 603 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000 He's dead now 604 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Oh fuck 605 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Narcos, the program 606 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:23,000 He's written around them, what they did and all that 607 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000 There's people now just signing like 608 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:32,000 I've listened to the podcast as well, I can't fucking think of his name 609 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,000 But Pedro Pascal, he's one of the officers in the program as well 610 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 I've not even watched it 611 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 But since listening to that, I want to get on to it 612 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Pablo Escobar 613 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Thank you, because that was on my mind all fucking night 614 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000 So they actually was on the case 615 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000 And they wasn't the officers that killed him 616 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,000 It was the local Colombian police that shot him in the end 617 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:03,000 But yeah, it's portrayed in the program as if they actually did it 618 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000 But it's a good listen 619 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 They've had a couple of good guests on there to be fair 620 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000 So it's worth a listen 621 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Where is it? 622 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Joe's New World Order 623 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,000 The police can be called for dog poo not being picked up 624 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:28,000 And an actual investigation will be had to hand out boys 625 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:34,000 See, when we go for a walk I do pick his shit up 626 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,000 And I have to admit if we're out in a big park and he goes in some bushes 627 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000 And you know when the shit on leaves 628 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 And sometimes you can't see 629 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 I'm just like, I ain't even going to look for that 630 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Because if I am I even step into it all over dog shit 631 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Yeah, I know what you're saying 632 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 If you're out in nature, because mine will do it 633 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 He'll squeeze himself into a bush 634 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Yeah, yeah 635 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 I'm like, why are you being a div? 636 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000 It's the ones in the pavement that really wind me up 637 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000 It's not even on the grass, like in the pavement 638 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 They're the ones that wind me up 639 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Yeah, because I hate walking on the grass when it's dark 640 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000 So it's still first thing in the morning at the moment 641 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Because it's just like a fucking minefield 642 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000 And so if I'm not by one of the street lamps 643 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000 I'll get my phone out and get the telephone 644 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000 To make sure I'm not standing in anything 645 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 I feel like it's worse now 646 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Because when we were kids and on the field playing football and that 647 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 There wasn't much like that 648 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 There wasn't much like that 649 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Do you remember when stray dogs were on the road? 650 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 There's no such thing as that no more 651 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 No, I think because they're just 652 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Well, not in the UK anyway 653 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:54,000 I think people just fucking will call up 654 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And they'll get fucking impounded and that 655 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 But again, it used to be a thing 656 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 I do know one person that still does it 657 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000 But you just let the dogs out and go for a walk on their own 658 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000 And there's nowhere to go and looking how to be safe and that 659 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000 And come back 660 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 I know I wouldn't be able to do that with my dog 661 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000 He's a real doughnut 662 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,000 It's just not as safe as he was anymore to do anything like that 663 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000 I don't know where 664 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I feel like it was in America 665 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 A video that I saw the other day 666 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000 There's a couple in a pet shop 667 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000 And they're talking about getting a dog or whatever 668 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,000 And they had an acquaintance, a accomplice 669 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,000 There was a third person pretending to faint 670 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,000 And they're being all concerned and the woman's gone over 671 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Well, what's going on? 672 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000 And then the staff were going over looking to try and help 673 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 And the guys are snuck around the back 674 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000 And he's grabbed two puppies at the fucking 675 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 It's not they're in a big fish tank or something 676 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 So he's grabbed two puppies 677 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000 And then the one staff member is like, oh, you don't do that 678 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000 He's trying to run out 679 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 She's half tackled him 680 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000 He's dropped both the puppies 681 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 So they go flying in the fucking air 682 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 And then he manages to get up, grabs both of them again 683 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 And then runs off 684 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 It's just mad 685 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Because even with COVID and that as well 686 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,000 There was high rates of dog theft going on 687 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 They were just going into people's back gardens and that 688 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,000 And just stealing the dogs 689 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Absolutely mental 690 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Mine wouldn't even need fucking breaking in 691 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 So he'd just fucking be like, oh, yeah, I'll go with you 692 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I don't know if I told you 693 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 A couple of months ago now 694 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Just again out walking him 695 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 And his case was like 696 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 He was about to get back into his car 697 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000 And he was like, oh, wanting to chat to me 698 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 And as I've said enough times 699 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000 I've got my headphones 700 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 I don't want to speak to everyone 701 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 But yeah, I was like, yeah, you're all right, mate 702 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000 He's like, oh, I know it's weird, but can I ask a favour? 703 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Well, that was his mom's house, whatever 704 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000 I've just told him that I've bought a dog 705 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000 And I'm just going to the motel 706 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Because I haven't really 707 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,000 But can I just take him up to the window and that 708 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Pretend that I've just got him 709 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000 I was like, yeah, all right 710 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 And he handed me his car key and everything 711 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 And I was like, yeah, sound 712 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Fucking, so yeah, just fucking 713 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000 But obviously he's handed me the car key 714 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 I wouldn't have wanted to do that fucking before 715 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 But my dog's just literally 716 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 He's got the lead 717 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000 And he's like, oh, yeah, sound 718 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Someone else's taking me for a walk now 719 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000 And he's gone up to the house 720 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000 And he's jumped up at the window 721 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Because the daughter was in the fucking house 722 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Like, what's going on? 723 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Fucking his towels wagging 724 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000 He's like, yeah, new friends for me 725 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Fucking, yes 726 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Loving it 727 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Yeah, he's proper 728 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 He's an attention whore 729 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,000 So even so yesterday walking him 730 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,000 No 731 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Yeah, yesterday morning walking him 732 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 There was this young lady 733 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Because with the pack in the park 734 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000 It's not wide enough to be free, deep essentially 735 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 So when it's like that 736 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Because he's weird 737 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 He doesn't want to be on the grass most of the time 738 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 So I'll let him walk in front of me 739 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Because he won't walk beyond 740 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000 And then this young lady 741 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 He's got a thing for bags as well 742 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 So if you're walking past with a bag 743 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000 He's going to try and sniff it 744 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Like what's in there, Thoma? 745 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 So because he's nudged his nose towards that 746 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 She fucking jumps 747 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Oh, no 748 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Like she was literally in the edge 749 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Fucking shitting herself 750 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 It was like, you're all bad 751 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 He's falling 752 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Fucking don't get what people would think 753 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000 If I'm letting him lead 754 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 And he's not got a muzzle on on that 755 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Why would I let him lead if he's going to bite you? 756 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 I wouldn't 757 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 What would anyone do that? 758 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000 If he's an aggressive dog 759 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000 He's got to put a fucking muzzle on him 760 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Some people would though, wouldn't they? 761 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000 That's why 762 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Yeah, so it was that 763 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I had another woman 764 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Literally again in the park 765 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 She saw me 766 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000 But she's come from my left hand side down the path 767 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000 She saw me 768 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Start 769 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Done a full U-turn 770 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 And in my head I just thought 771 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Ah, she's forgot something at home 772 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Because of the way she just like 773 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Full of 180 774 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Walk back 775 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 But she's ended up walking up 776 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Going along the other bits of houses 777 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Along another path 778 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 To come back down 779 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Just to fully avoid me 780 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Well, the dog 781 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Hopefully the dog 782 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Fucking was 783 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Well, again I've had this conversation with the Mrs. the other day 784 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000 I don't know why everyone wants to talk to me 785 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Have I really got one of them faces 786 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000 That people think he's a good conversationist 787 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I don't out myself because I will talk back 788 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 I'm not rude, I'm not ignorant and that 789 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 But it's just fucking annoying 790 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 I don't want to speak to everyone 791 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Maybe it's long hair, mate 792 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 When it's tied up and stuff as well 793 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 And the headphones are on 794 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 And it's the big headphones most of the time 795 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 It's not the little earbud ones 796 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000 The fucking ones that you can see 797 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Because that's why I try and wear them more as well 798 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 To make it obvious 799 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000 One of the geezers 800 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Housed down the road from me 801 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 He's standing at the balcony 802 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000 And I could see he's trying to talk to me 803 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 And I could half air 804 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000 And I'm like, no, I don't want to make another friend 805 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 And the disappointment on his face 806 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000 I could see at the corner of my eye 807 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Because I'm not conversing 808 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 And then another woman yesterday 809 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000 I told my missus 810 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Because I wanted to ring up 101 811 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Because there was fucking 812 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000 I'm guessing there was 813 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Like Arabian or something 814 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Because he literally walked out of this fucking 815 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Flat thing 816 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000 And he's like 817 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,000 And there was honestly 14 of them 818 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,000 And they've all piled into this fucking paper carrier 819 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 So it's a seven seater 820 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 And there were 821 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:55,000 When it's the full door that swings upwards as the boot 822 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 They were literally climbing into the back of that 823 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 And I wanted to try and get the fucking 824 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000 The license plate 825 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Because it wasn't safe 826 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 And God knows what they were doing and where they were going 827 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000 But it wasn't safe 828 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,000 So I wanted to get the license plate to ring 101 829 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 And then I'm having the conversation in my head 830 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Of how I would sound to the operator on the phone 831 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Like are these Arabians or fucking Albanians or something 832 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000 And how do you know that they're foreign 833 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Because he come out of the house going 834 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,000 And his hand was in the air 835 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 And he was full on top of the lungs 836 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000 I'm thinking what the fuck's going on 837 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000 So yeah I was trying not to sound racist to the wife 838 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 As I was saying that 839 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000 And then yeah just the amount of people 840 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Talk to me I don't need it 841 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 I just want to walk the dog 842 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000 And just you know the headphones are on for a reason 843 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 I just want to ignore the world 844 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,000 It's bad enough that I'm fucking trying to avoid all the dog shit everywhere 845 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 So yeah if it's in the bush 846 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Where you can't physically walk in yourself 847 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Sound let it be 848 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 That's one with nature 849 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 But if it's out on the pavement 850 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 There's no need for it 851 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000 Fucking again I've done it for a moment about it 852 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 On the fucking pod before fucking 853 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:10,000 I've seen around about half five in the mornings 854 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 Golden Lab 855 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 The most aggressive Golden Lab 856 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 There's no 857 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Well I've never seen a 858 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000 No sorry Golden Retriever 859 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Never seen one fucking aggressive 860 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000 But it always is 861 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 And he's off lead 862 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,000 And he's the Chinese geezer 863 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000 He's always on his phone 864 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Cigarette in his hands 865 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000 So he doesn't see 866 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 He doesn't pay attention that I'm fucking around 867 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 So I have to say 868 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Put your dog on the lead 869 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 It's just so annoying 870 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 But I know for a fact he doesn't pick up the dog shit either 871 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Yeah 872 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000 And 873 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000 But he doesn't look does he? 874 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Well no 875 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Because again he'll walk up around the side of the football cage 876 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 And the dog will be there 877 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000 So I know that's what he's doing 878 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Letting him fucking go up there 879 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000 And I have had the one geezer before 880 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000 He's fucking 881 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Because that was in the path 882 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 And I'm walking on the grass with mine 883 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 And I was like do you need a bag mate? 884 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Because he's gone to walk straight off 885 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000 He's like what? 886 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 He says do you need a bag to pick that fucking shit up? 887 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000 I said I'll give you one if you need some mate 888 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Fucking 889 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000 Oh no I got one 890 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000 He says well pick it up then 891 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 And I've stood there waiting for it man 892 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Fucking 893 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000 People just 894 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Fucking 895 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I hate a lot of people 896 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000 I'm fucking 897 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 But this is why I'm such a wound up 898 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000 I said about the neighbour a couple doors down 899 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 They've started parking across the drive again 900 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000 Not my drive but next to the drive 901 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 They've started doing that again 902 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 And I'm going to have to fucking 903 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 Even though it's not my house 904 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I'm going to have to do something 905 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Because it's just 906 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000 People taking liberties 907 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Just cheeky bastards 908 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 No need for it man 909 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000 So yeah just 910 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000 I know I am a nice guy 911 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000 But just 912 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Too many people are dickheads 913 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,000 So apologies if any of you people are dickheads 914 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000 James 915 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000 So 916 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000 You know just don't be offended by what we say 917 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 And what we do 918 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000 It's all fun 919 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000 It's all banter at the end of the day 920 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 I don't know how they'd be able to investigate though 921 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Unless 922 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Unless when the dogs get chipped 923 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 They have like a DNA sample 924 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 You know you can't get a paw print 925 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,000 But they'd have to be like 926 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Yeah DNA like a blood test or something 927 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 So then when that's 928 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Yeah 929 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Like if you've stepped in the dog shit 930 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000 You take that to the police station 931 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Or you take the sample of it 932 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 And then they can go on 933 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Look what they would do with fingerprints 934 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000 Go onto the system 935 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Like cross DNA tests and whatever 936 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000 It seems like a lot of 937 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Find out the culprit 938 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000 But to be fair 939 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000 Like if they could get a system of how to love 940 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000 Do we 941 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 I would agree with that to be fair 942 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Yeah 943 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000 It is annoying 944 00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000 It is really annoying 945 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000 You know because 946 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 I hate the fact that I have to 947 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Walk with my head down most of the time 948 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Making sure I'm not standing in shit 949 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 But even though I want to ignore the outside world 950 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 I'd still like to look up at the clouds 951 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 You know I saw one the other week 952 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Looked like a turtle 953 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Fucking in the sky 954 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 A fucking turtle swimming through the sky 955 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Sick 956 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Um 957 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Yeah dog food man 958 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,000 I mean cat shit all over the place as well 959 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,000 They're not bastards to do it on purpose though 960 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 They'll fucking come into your garden 961 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Do it in your garden 962 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 I know you live next door 963 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000 What are you coming in mind 964 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000 What are you coming in mind 965 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 Fucking shit 966 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Cats 967 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 A lot of people have cats 968 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Shit 969 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Um 970 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 So 971 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000 We have still got plenty of correspondents 972 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 We have rattle on 973 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 And we're at the deadline 974 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Okay 975 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000 And it's Friday 976 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000 We've got stuff to do 977 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 Um 978 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000 We promised everyone that we 979 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 And in majority 980 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000 We have done the correspondence this week 981 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Yeah 982 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000 But we'll try to get the remaining 983 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000 Back up so we're up square 984 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000 It's mainly the hey what's wrong we use 985 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000 Maybe we should just have like a marathon of this and go hey 986 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 And whack them off 987 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Yeah 988 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000 This 989 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 This first of that 990 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000 I think we'll do that next week 991 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 We've got confessions as well 992 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 We said I haven't read the one out from you 993 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 We've got too much content mate that's the problem 994 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 I think 995 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Too much content 996 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Too much content 997 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Not enough time 998 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Too much words 999 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000 I know I think 1000 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 We're probably gonna have to you know start up 1001 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 In it to a two hour podcast or something at this rate 1002 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Um 1003 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 But then again you know if we was 1004 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 Uh making money out of this 1005 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 We'd have a Patreon and we'd do an extra 1006 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Section on that and 1007 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 That'd be all the extra content as well wouldn't it 1008 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Yeah 1009 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000 But 1010 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000 You know unfortunately we don't 1011 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Yes 1012 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000 We don't earn money 1013 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Yes 1014 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,000 Anyway 1015 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,000 So we always appreciate 1016 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000 Yeah 1017 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 Keep sending them in we'll get on to them 1018 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Yeah apologies if we if you have 1019 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Uh emailed or messaged and we haven't 1020 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Obviously got rants we'll just bear with us 1021 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Yeah we'll uh 1022 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Yeah we'll try and get straight on to them again 1023 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000 Next week 1024 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Try and get straight on to them again next week 1025 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Uh 1026 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 You know I mean we haven't even touched on to the uh 1027 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 The Epstein uh 1028 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 File was about to be released 1029 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000 You know two people two celebrities 1030 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Puffy the vampire slayer's sister 1031 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Scottie doesn't know actress 1032 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Um 1033 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Don't tell Scottie 1034 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 He's got it now hasn't he 1035 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Uh 1036 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Well yeah 1037 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Uh 1038 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 She's past Gene Hackman 1039 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 Uh and his wife 1040 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 I'm wondering if there's a third one 1041 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Because he comes in threes 1042 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Um 1043 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 You know is it was there on the list 1044 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 Uh is that 1045 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000 It 1046 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 You seen a picture of Gene Hackman 1047 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 Recently as well 1048 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000 I I didn't know it I didn't think he was real when I 1049 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 When obviously 1050 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000 It come off 1051 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000 Because he looked totally different looked really frail and old 1052 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Yeah he was unrecognizable 1053 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000 Um 1054 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 But he was yeah O.G. Lex Loper he was 1055 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Well uh 1056 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000 It's uh 1057 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000 The Christopher Reeves 1058 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000 I was going to say Batman then 1059 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 It was fucking super like Batman 1060 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Uh 1061 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Batman fucking 1062 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 We will finish in a minute 1063 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Have you watched any of the 1064 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Uh 1065 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000 Batman animated series on 1066 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Amazon 1067 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000 No 1068 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000 Uh 1069 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 So I've not properly watched any of it 1070 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000 I've just 1071 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000 It was when 1072 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 I don't know whatever was playing up the other week I put it on 1073 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Uh 1074 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000 To go to sleep so 1075 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000 But the wife was watching it while I was trying to go to sleep 1076 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Uh 1077 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Penguin's a woman isn't it 1078 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000 I know 1079 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000 It's just fucking 1080 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Uh 1081 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000 Commission of Gordon's Act as well 1082 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,000 Well I did eye roll then for the people that did hear 1083 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Like 1084 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Hit eye roll 1085 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Fucking 1086 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000 I'm not surprised just the way it is I need to go to tick 1087 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000 But you just gotta tick some other stuff and then you gotta tick this now 1088 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 I need to properly watch it to see all the differences 1089 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 We need a female 1090 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Transgender 1091 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Person on this show because this is a bit too wifey 1092 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Uh 1093 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Female I'd agree with 1094 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000 We don't need any fucking 1095 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000 We don't need any more hormones than that 1096 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000 It's too much 1097 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 I can feel your whiteness mate 1098 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000 No I'm fussing your black dog as we speak at the moment 1099 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Fucking 1100 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Alpha 1101 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000 Alpha yeah 1102 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Little black alpha 1103 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Uh 1104 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000 Yeah 1105 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Yeah 1106 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000 I mean he's partially white 1107 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Yeah 1108 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 White hairs 1109 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000 His chest 1110 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000 Yeah 1111 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Grey 1112 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Best of both 1113 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000 So uh 1114 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Yeah as always appreciate it 1115 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 We'll love yous and leave yous 1116 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000 And um 1117 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000 Yeah we'll be back on it next week 1118 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Uh 1119 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000 Yeah we definitely will 1120 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,000 We've got enough time at the moment to do it 1121 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 I think the only potential 1122 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Uh 1123 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000 Gap 1124 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 That we might have is 1125 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000 The week of my birthday while I'm away 1126 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000 Um 1127 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000 We should be able to do the record on the Friday 1128 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 But because I'm going away Saturday to Saturday 1129 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Yeah yeah 1130 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000 So the following one 1131 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,000 So if we have enough time we'll do a back to back one then 1132 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000 To split it out from the two 1133 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000 If not I'll try and get something on my own while I'm walking a dog or something 1134 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 That we'll walk with JD episode maybe 1135 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Walking with JD 1136 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Yeah 1137 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 Walking with JD and Shira 1138 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 Got my earphones on now 1139 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000 Like that 1140 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Some dog shit 1141 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Don't say anything in that one 1142 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000 Do you want a bag? 1143 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000 Just 1144 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,000 I love you 1145 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000 I love being a fucking wild up to people man 1146 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000 But some of them need it 1147 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 You know they need to be put in the place 1148 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000 You know 1149 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000 So uh 1150 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000 Yeah well um 1151 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Yeah on that note 1152 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Yeah 1153 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000 We'll see you next week 1154 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Peace 1155 00:59:48,000 --> 01:00:08,000 🎵Music🎵 1156 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,000 🎵Grab your headphones get ready to groove🎵 1157 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,000 🎵Ash and JD will make your mood improve🎵 1158 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000 🎵The answer that's waiting oh so sly🎵 1159 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:23,000 🎵Their chemistry's electric you can't deny🎵 1160 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:34,000 🎵You can't deny🎵 1161 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:46,000 🎵You can't deny🎵