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Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast
with your host, Ash and JD
And if you can hear anything in the background
It is just the dog this week, it's not another babysitting club
No daddy daycare
Yeah, no daddy daycare this week, not yet anyway
Things could change
Yeah, we've literally just said this
I don't think anything major has happened this week in the grand scheme of it news
I did see, well Trump was threatening the other week wasn't it
Not really threatening, but with the hostages
With Gaza, the bodies have been returned or were gonna be returned
But I know what he said the other week about
He called it, it was like they haven't been returned yet
Cause it's gonna be dead bodies
But apart from that, I don't think I've really seen anything
Like the hostages handed over the reform party to the public
Which no other political party have done or will do most likely
Which I think again that just adds into their favour
A politician saying, so we can follow him through with it
Yeah, so it's going in their good books
We're not a political podcast so we won't go on about politics too much
We probably will rant about it in 4 minutes or so later on down the episode
But not at the moment
What I did see, well heard the other day
So there was a new stat out
I don't know where people do these surveys
There must be a lot of websites that everyone, well not everyone
But these people go to and answer these questionnaires
Well, to the age of losing virginity
The percentage has gone a lot higher
I'm not condoning people having underage sex
But I know for me it was 15
He was around a similar age and that
We won't go into too many personal details
But it's essentially going up to the age of 30 with males
Still being virgins
So it got me thinking because there was a lot more that I did listen to the other day
It's one of them and you don't know what you're missing until you've had it
Well, I'll deep dive into it a bit more as we carry on with the conversation
But I feel like it's just the way that today's youth, the younger generations are really
I mean I've said it for a long time that
Since they're not drinking tea or anything
They're mainly just coffee drinkers and not even ordering them to drink coffee
I think that's just a sign of the changing times
I think as well when we're growing up
It was hard to define sex in terms of
You know, you had to buy porn magazines, porn DVDs
You know how you dial up internet as where now it's everywhere
So I feel like because it's everywhere and a bit more at the forefront
It's not as a sort after
Yeah
Does that make sense in what I'm saying?
Because you remember when you was a kid
Just a horny little pervert
But how would you get your release?
It was page three or something like that
Yeah, they were all page three when it wasn't stuck together
You had to try and make that last month
If you only had the one paper, you had to make sure
But there was that, the zoo and nuts magazines
Even flicking through the lingerie in an August magazine can get you going sometimes
And you think now, I think you can get porn on Iron Antwiz or X
You can get on that
So like as like say like 15 year old JD
You could get anywhere now
So maybe that's what it is
If it was as available as it is these days
When we were like fucking
I think I was like 13 when I had my first proper wank
Because the first one, you don't know what's going on
Nothing really comes out
Because you don't know what to expect
Because you keep stopping
I remember it was fucking Euro trash that was watching as well
At half eleven or something
Yeah, on channel four, proper that was
Used to get the tits out in there and stuff like that
Because I didn't know what fucking was really happening and that
Fucking yeah
That's a story for another day
But yeah, if it was as accessible
Like it is now back then
I think I would have ran out of fucking spunk
So that's what I'm saying, then you wouldn't want to be chasing it
Look, do you get what I'm saying?
I know, I would have fucking still chased it
Well, yeah, okay
You get what I'm trying to say though
Because it's more attainable now
It's probably not as the forefront
It's not so after because you can get it here, there and everywhere
Go on your phone, it's there
Do you remember the struggle?
Obviously, take nuts and zoom out of it
Do you remember the struggle?
Getting porn on the internet
The doll up and had the pictures used to load
Yeah, that was still when we were really young
But that's when you were 13, that's when I was available at the time
Yeah, it did
It's surprising how quick it did start to get better really
Because when we was in the last year or so of school
And then when we first started, when we left school
First started going out and stuff
I was doing the old fucking New Tyrants and all that
Downloading films and ripping my own fucking DVDs and stuff
And occasionally would be a little fucking blue movie that was put on there then as well
I remember I had this one great DVD that I fucking downloaded and ripped on myself
I don't know what happened to it
I remember I'd lost it, I was gutted
Because it was fucking one I'd say
Oh no, no, I had all my fucking
I had my normal DVDs that I'd made
I even did the whole of the fucking Rocky movie compilation
But I had all my fucking own DVD collection
And then I still had the separate file
And they were marked in the right way that I knew what it was
It wouldn't have been a fucking normal film name
It would have been fucking, I don't know, say like Pokemon season 3
That no one else would have grabbed specifically
So yeah, but I don't know how I'd lost it and gutted
I mean to be fair, it probably hadn't been watched for six months or something
I was like, oh, let's get this one on
And then it fucking disappeared
So I don't know, I'd probably left it in the DVD player and got myself a new one or something
Does everyone have a favourite porn movie or porn scene?
As a grown up, you'd always revert to that one
I think we used to, these days I wouldn't have a most popular one
I think because there's just that much selection to go through
Because we was not long gone about the doom scrolling on fucking TikTok
Do it with the fucking porn
You scroll down, you're like, no, not that one, his cock's too big
Is there like a porn, there's no idea if there is in one
More than just a porn, like TikTok where you just scroll
There is, yeah
I'm about four years too late there
I don't know how long it's been
This isn't an advert by the way, hashtag not ad
But when I don't really know what I'm going to fucking go in for
Oh, there, so there's a site called Porn Dude
So literally just Google Porn Dude, go on to it
And that's got the links for pretty much every website
So it was just on one of them
Because it gives different categories
So it would be like the porn sites like browsers and all that that you pay for
Your premium porn sites
And then your free ones, so your porn or XNXX, fucking New Porn
All the fucking classics are on there
What the...
And then there's the one section where it's the leaked content
So like OnlyFans and whatever
Yeah, yeah
And again, I don't know what one it falls on the book
There was just one that I was clicking through
Fucking like, oh, what's on this one then?
What does this website look like?
And the one was literally, I don't know, it might be Porn Top or something it's called
Yeah, right, yeah
I could get it up if I fucking wasn't being lazy
But yeah, literally you go on the website and you just swipe up
And it's just another one fucking flapping away
Yeah
And the one fucking doing this
So I was like, oh God, it's just too easy for people now
Yeah, so like what else kind of thing is like
You just scroll up for the same kind of videos
But then if you didn't like those kind of videos
You just scroll to the left and you go different category kind of thing
I didn't get that far into it
To be fair, I was just flicked through a couple
I was like, shit
So when you see them doing the stupid dances on TikTok
It's like they'll be doing the same on that fucking Porn Top as well
Or it literally is just the fucking blasting themselves
Or fucking sucking someone off or something
I was like, fuck
Can our puns go on longwisense?
They're all up anyway
Yeah
So just as I say, fucking even an Argos catalogue or a Little Woods catalogue
Could get you going when we were fucking kids
Yeah, none of that, no
Fucking, it's terrible
But I think that is part of it, to be fair
The other route that I would go down is
That me too, you, Munt
And with the way that women's activists and the women's rights are these days
It was hard enough for us growing up, to be fair
You had to have some balls to go over to a lady
And try and put moves on
Try and start macking it and that
You was never one for that
You was always a shy guy
I can't imagine
Especially now
Well that's the thing
Even now, like
Just
The fall of it
Can you imagine?
If you didn't want to do it all online
I hate texting online as well
So that would be fucked
I hate texting
So in person
I can't make nothing worse
But where would you go, man?
Like, 35, where would you go?
Well
To meet someone
For us
So again, this was another stat that was a part of what I was listening to the other day
There's a club
Closing one every week
Because the youth don't go out drinking
It's too expensive for stars
But you think about it, mate
You spent 100 quid that one time
110 quid, yeah
And it was 1 pound 50 a drink
Or 2 quid a drink, if I remember correctly
It was 2 pound a drink
Right
Because me and Les were getting
10 pound, like 4 drink rounds
The shot, the shore, the cocktail
The drink, and then like it was a random drink
It was something like that, wasn't it?
So you would have
Your shot, your whiskey and coke
Or vodka Red Bull
Southern Comfort and Lemonade
Well, it depends on what I was listening to
That note in particular though
It was Southern Comfort and Lemonade
A bottle of Cockenburg
Because they were fresh on the market back then
It was like a cocktail thing as well
Yeah, cocktail
And then was it like a random drink then?
Or something like that
I think it was still with Les when we used to go out
Yeah, so essentially
It was dining, yeah
20 pound a round
Because I'd get the drinks for me and him
And then eat them at the same age
But you think about that
You couldn't get
I mean, you go and have 4 points
Like 7 quid a point some places
Well, I went out last weekend
It was 6 pound a point
Yeah
But you think about taxi fares as well
Get back on
We used to want 20 quid, we used to be like, no, that's too expensive
You're probably paying like
Just go maybe 6 miles
Might be 40 quid now
I think that's the good thing about Uber
And that though
Because they've kept the prices lower
So it's had to
Force the taxi company
It's certainly really like a black cab that will fucking
Force those prices onto you now
But what I'm trying to say, if you went out now
Taxi fare included
You went out
You obviously
When you're younger you go out
Fucked any, ought to fuck
Yeah
So you pitch that now
How much would that cost
That same night where
Say like an average night would cost us
Including taxi fare
60 quid
Well back then we could go out with 50-60 pound
And we'd be able to have a good
You'd have to take the cash with you, remember
Yeah, so you know how much you spent as well
Whereas now it's easy to double
Easily
And then like sometimes
You go home and you're just like
That was wise to me
The main issue for the club's
Closie is because
The younger people aren't drinkers
That don't drink
It's almost like
It's a stigma because
We grew up
And it was a thing wasn't it?
We used to go to the pubs as kids
And we grew up around it
But it's almost like the younger ones now
See it as a bad thing
My mum's that drunk
I don't want to be like them
I kind of get this
Because my grandad used to go to the pub every day
Legend
My dad used to go to the pub every weekend
And then on a Friday
Do you know what I mean
And then I don't go to the pub
Do you get what I'm saying
Every Friday and Saturday
When I was a kid
Guaranteed pub, pub, some days, some times
I ain't going to the pub on a Friday
Saturday, Sunday, one because I can't afford to
I don't know what it is
Maybe because
We grew up, you connect with people now
And your phones is where that generation
All in the pubs, your mate was all in the pubs
Or you connect through
Gaming
Yeah I think that was the main reason
Because as you said
We grew up on that really
So to have a catch up you have to do it over a point
We try and do it more so
Like that these days
Because we don't want to be on our phones
We want to have that personalisation
Because we grew up around that
You have to meet up and have a catch up
Over a couple of points or whatever
That we try and do it more so
It's just better like that for me
It just feels better to have a catch up over a beer
Yeah because it's personalised
Whereas if you're just doing it over text
It's just a blank screen
You can be fucking anyone
But I think
That's why
As you just said
They've got the phones
They can do it online and that
They're just like well I'm speaking to my mate
They haven't had
The experiences that we've had
And then the older generations to understand
The grace, the goodness
Of having that social environment
To be involved in
But just going back to the club thing
I understand why
It would be closing down
Because you go to the club as I said to get fucked
Or to fuck
So if you can get
All the deep dialing out
I think the kids use Snapchat now
Even Instagram is pretty much a dialing website
To a degree
You've got all these
Avenues to go down
You don't really need
To spend £120
As well
Again, because they're missing out on the love
Experiences
Or not having
The feels of getting rejected
To the face
What you're talking to me for
It's all part of
Getting used to taking on the chin
When you used to get rejected you used to taking on the chin
You had to because you couldn't just go off
And start crying
No, I didn't
No, it was no
You know
No, I just couldn't mate, I just couldn't
But it was good
Good times
You know what I mentioned before
I think I mentioned it before, it just comes to me that
I really want to go to my hunky-tunk
Now do you know what one of these are?
It's in America
I'm sure I should know
I feel like I've seen it on the films
So you're not on about just one of these country notes
That are popping up everywhere
No, no, so it'd have to be
You're on about a proper
American country style
Notes, with a hoedown and all that
Yeah, I think the
A little low end dance scene
So they have like
It has all that dance and all that stuff
But you can get your boots polished in there
It has asylum rooms
Whereas what we keep having
Over here now popping up
Is literally just a pub
Maybe some of the
Clubs, I don't know to be fair, but
They'll just play country music
And they'll advertise it
As if the artists are gonna be there
Because it will be like Music Boy
Luke Holmes and this and that and they'll put the faces
On the fucking adverts
And then you turn up and it's just
A JD, small DJ
Fucking pressing play on a playlist
And good old days
Yeah, I mean I'd actually do that
Try and get involved
Yeah, I'll get there because obviously we're talking about going out
And all that stuff
You know if you go to my let's go club
And I'd be like, nah
If you decide to me
When the weather gets nice
We'll sit outside in a beer garden
As long as it's in the shape of me
Yeah, but like
That's something that I'd like to do
Yeah, I mean
I've seen some on TikTok
There's a really
Big one in Texas, the one I keep seeing
I don't know if
The awkward hunky-tunks
Or just hunky-tunks is like a
Nickname for them
Or it's like a chain or something, I don't know
Yeah, you get your boots fucking done and everything in there
Yeah, proper
Yeah
So
I've still got more of what I was listening to
The other day to talk about
Going back
On to the club's closing
What is starting to become popular now as well
Is an over 30s
Nightclub essentially
Where
It starts earlier or it finishes earlier
It opens like a five and finishes like nine
Or something like that, doesn't it?
That's the way the clubs are going to
Have to adapt
Improvise and overcome
Fair grillsy
Or the likes of us
To carry on being open
Which I'm sure the staff would be fucking
More preferable over it as well
But not up until six o'clock in the morning
Having to clean down after a four o'clock closing
And stuff
Because literally they don't
As a part of the
What I was listening to the other day
They were on about
A 24 hour Starbucks
And as this chap
Finished work, he thought
I'll get myself a coffee
And he says there was literally 250 people
Queuing up
To get into the Starbucks to grab a coffee
At one o'clock in the morning
And as he's
Because he didn't go in
But he's gone past
And they're all sitting in there, they've got their laptops
They're watching films and stuff in there
So it's as if they're having
A coffee slumber party
Inside the Starbucks
And that's their
Jobbing from what we're used to
Not that we did it for a long
Period of time and enjoyed it all the time
But we
Wanted to go out, we wanted to socialise
We wanted to have a drink in that pub
They seem to have found
Their own way to
To have that enjoyment
That we
Try to achieve
No, I like that way they're doing it now
Because now we don't really meet
All the other lads unless it is
Going to the pub
So maybe this generation will
Will have more than just
Pub meets basically
But they're not even doing that
They're not even going to the pub to have a meet
It's literally just
No, that's what I'm saying, so our lot
Like if I meet anyone else, it's always at the pub now
No one will go, do you want to come
Cinema or not anymore, so maybe this generation
Because they never had that
That always had that kind of relationship
Where they can do
All kinds of stuff
Well, since you just said cinema
To be fair, if there was a good film that was coming out
I'd still say to you, look what we have done
We've got the Avengers or whatever
Do you want to go and watch it together?
The
New Captain America has bombed
Allegedly
I read a little report on that
But I didn't really deep dive it too much
Just because he was like two days in
I think on the first night you'd only got
14 million
Which I know it needs to make a lot of money
Just to break it even
We all knew that it wasn't going to be
Hitting up to the hopes of
Any of the older films to be fair
But
If there was something worth
Watching, say if there was a new
Stepbrothers film coming out or something
Then
You was like, Jay
Do you want to go and watch it with me? Because the other half
She ain't going to be like arse watching it
Or she's not going to enjoy it
Fucking let's go
I don't think they can make movies like that anymore
I can't remember if he was on a rasta pad
Or what
There would never be another American boy
No
And this, nicely
Back into what I was saying, I think because of how PC
Everything is these days as well
So again with the
The younger men
Still being a virgin up to the age of 30
Because it is hard
I wasn't
I wasn't meaning to give a comment
Because like you've expressed
With the fear of
Going over to the ladies and
Trying to chat them up on that
They don't want to
Have that experience
They don't want to have the rejection
Because it will hurt the feelings
Have you never got rejected and been hurt?
Or thought
I know like you've been like bitch
Obviously
But have you ever been like
Have you ever thought like
I should not have done that
I think like
15, 16 sort of thing
But going out and that
Nah
Because as you've already
Pointed out
That was a part of the reason to go out
Was to fucking get your end away
So yeah it was just
Going up for a little bit again
You either get it
Or you don't get it
You always score or you don't
And that was it you know
I don't think I was ever really that arsed
But yeah
They have to
Got too much fear these days
To not want to do anything like that
And as I say with the logs of the
Me Too movement and stuff
There's probably a
Fear with
If they go and say
Or try and speak to a young lady
You know with intentions
Of moving it past the
Standard vertical conversation
Then
They've got the fear of
Am I going to get into trouble
Are they going to fucking get me arrested
Or fucking anything else
So they don't want to have that kind of thing
Go on as well
And then
As you say
The accessibility on the phones
I mean are the men
Doing that or the young lads doing that
Really? Are they as horny
As what we used to be?
I don't know because I think
If you was you'd still be putting yourself out there
And trolling you a little bit at least
Is it because
They're so
I'm not saying this in a negative way
Now before anyone does want to try and fucking
Get on the keyboard
And say are you fucking
You know
You're not having the tools or whatever
But is it because they're so open
With their sexualities
And that
That they're into all different
Genders and species and whatever
That not
Pursuing just
The standard fucking
Relationship or something
Or sexual relations
Is it that as well
Because they're so confused about
What they are trying to be
And how they feel that they're not
Pursuing
Their sexual activities
I mean possibly
Because it is confusing times for a lot of
I was going to say, literally I was going to say
Because obviously when we was growing up
With the movies you kind of knew what it was
Like
Man, logs woman
That
Four minutes girl
And there needs to be a little bit of gay stuff
Like you don't want a gay person in there
And that was fine
But now, all this
Going on, it may be a bit confusing
Yeah
I wonder if that's
Part of the past then because of
How many different letters there are
In the spectrum
Because they don't know what they are
They don't know what they want
And because they're not
Give themselves in case
In terms of if they're not
Straight, do you get what I'm saying
Yeah, if they're not just directly straight
Or gay, they don't
Want to explore
And figure out, oh shit I was wrong
Or just like a good cock every now and again
Or maybe
Just millennium
Say the word for me mate
Millennials
Was just a different breed
We're millennials though aren't we
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
It's so hard to try and remember
What now, because again with the Gen Zs
Gen Y, I think
There's another term coming out for the next ones
Gen Alpha or something
Or was it Beta
It could be Beta, it could be one of them
There's loads
See when I grew up, I can't remember them being
Like basically to use terms
When you was born
So when did that become a thing
You was just a part of a generation
And no one said what generation
You just knew, oh that's my generation
Because you knew that they were your age
Or their abouts
Not fucking
All these different sayings and words
And phrases
I can imagine you though blasting them
A good amount of porn off when you were younger
Yeah
There was no point in ironing it, I did yeah
Like a good amount mate
Yeah
It wasn't fucking sadistic or anything
It was just
What's the weirdest porn you've watched mate
Either by mistake
I mean the mistakes is always
When it turns around
And it's a fucking chick with a dick
Because you're like what the fuck
It's not a chick with a dick
It's a man with tits
That makes me laugh
But that lady boys
I'm a lady boy
But yeah because you never expect it
I mean I know it's going to be different these days
Because you're going to be looking for it
But
You know you just see a thumbnail
Of a woman
What you think's a woman
And then you start
Fucking watching it, you're getting into it
And next thing you know they've got their dick out
You're like what the fuck I've just wasted ten minutes
With a hard cock over this
Shit
And then you question yourself for a minute like I'm okay
Because I enjoyed that
No you didn't finish to eat that fucking thing
And then you try and move on to something else
I've never understood why
Some people like the amputee stuff
And that
I don't get the shit you're mailed
Stuff I don't
Because it's as I said
Obviously you've watched as you said by mistake
But
For me it's just a man
Shagging another man
But the other man's got tits
Because you can have it where the she-man fucks a girl
And that as well
But then you might as well just watch women with a strap on
Or just watch a man
Shag a girl
A man with tits
Just a batman
Look this ladyboy
It's always
Backward in my life
I think with the ladyboys
The
The toy
Fucking things and all that
I think that's
A lot of hidden
Homosexuality
With men of our age
And older
And a little bit younger
Where they did want to try and have a bit of
That fucking gay experience
But it's more acceptable
Because it's a man with tits
Yeah it's just a weird concept
Yeah it's just not for me
No? It's not everyone's cup of tea
Midget porn
I've not watched many because most of the midgets
On the porn films, not saying it's
Midgets in general
But most of the midgets on the porn are fucking
Ugly, it's so
Why would you go through that
Just for a special category
What was that? Just fucking
Again, the Bacarchi shit as well
Why does
A woman, I know men do it
As well, why did they just want
50 fucking dicks smoking all over them
Obviously with all that
Fucking, one of the
That bunny blue
Or fucking the other one that's doing all the
Oh she's pregnant now, isn't she?
I don't know which one
I couldn't
I'd be surprised
It was again the one little
Bit-proof fucking TikTok scrolling
And it was the comments
On there
Where some girl had put
Surely she'd be on
Contraception
And then some lads replied to be saying
Yeah it's 99.9%
Effective
For those men that means 0.1%
Pregnant
But yeah
I just don't get it
I know with the OnlyFans
Stuff you've got to try and
Be out there and
Try and do something different
Do what no one else is doing
And you've got to make money while you can
It's a short career isn't it I suppose
Not really, because there's
This popped in my head not too long ago
Milk category
So
When we were younger and the milk thing
Came out it was always
45 minimum
Of an age where there'd be classes
Of milk
So there were proper mums and then
You know, Gilf would be like
You'd expect them 60, 70
Years old
Like they'd be fucking
Wanting to watch Granny porn
Where she's fucking holding a zimmer frame
Getting bombed or something
And he'd watch it but I imagine it's out there
But
The milk category now it's literally like
30 plus
And it's weird
Because
We've got a friend
That could already be a granddad
If his son had
Kids at the age that he did as well
And so
Again I know that they're out there
Fucking, you know, so from the age of
32 technically you could be a grandparent
And it's just weird
Fucking
It's in the milk category and also
Hang on she's like fucking 35
What's going on? Why is she a milk?
It's just mad
God
Yeah, milk
So
Yeah
The
Youth are staying virgins longer
Clubs are closing
There was also a questionnaire
Asking
Men between the age of 22 and
35
Have they had sex within the last six
Months and it was something like
58% of the men said
No
I know they're fucking paying to be fair
But
It's
So this was actually
For people in relationships and that so
Again it's like how
Monotonous
Relationships are these days where you're not
Getting
Down to the nitty gritty where you're over half
And I thought
Shit, that's the problem with my
Mrs. M because she's three years younger than me
She's in the wrong generation
That's why she doesn't want to have sex all the time
So I was a bit gutted about that
Once we heard, listen to that bit
It hit home a little bit too hard that one
Oh fuck, you know
As I fucking said the other week
There's all these other people that are actually trying to have fucking
Kids, having sex fucking
Three, four times a day and
Mom was just fucking once
I actually had sex twice that month
I was shocked
So yeah
I say that one, it did fucking hurt
That one
Yeah it's just weird
How the younger
People are these days I think
Let's say, not even log in T
I know you don't log in T
We all know that you're a weirdo
But yeah
It's
It's strange to think where's it gonna go
In the next 10, 20 years
Are all the clubs gonna be closed? Are the pubs
Just gonna be filled with our generation
And older, the ones that are still
Alive at that point
Because obviously the pubs
Starting from probably 15 years ago
Most of them had to start serving food
To be able to survive
So is it gonna get worse
And after the need to start serving
Fucking Starbucks and that
To help survive
Did it need a cinema room or something
To get all these kids in
Well it's not that as well
Maybe this as well Jay
Obviously growing up with different times
In terms of you're never worried
About getting stabbed
So why would you
Go out have a few beers
Accidental
You know, accidental
I don't know, from someone you could end up
Being killed now with that
It's just the fact
That's just the fact now
So I can see
Why we're closing my, I really can
I think that all goes back
To what I've said enough times over the years
Is that there's no fear factor
With the younger generations
You know, Lord, I know we said it
Last week, not that you're gonna be
The strict parents anyway
But you can't
Shout at your kids, you can't discipline them
You can't be a strict parent when you have a little girl
I had this conversation
Yesterday to be fair, but
Yeah, you can't
You miss his can
And then it'll be your way around
So I know that I'll be the fuck you
Well
I imagine
I'll be the best of both because I'm not gonna be
Like the way my dad was
I'm gonna tell him off when he needs to be told off
I'm gonna
Make sure he doesn't be a little thief
Do something stupid
Then also I want him to be my best mate
I want to make sure
He knows that I'm not being a cunt
To him for the sake of it
I'm doing it for the right reasons
Obviously my dad might fucking turn out different
When he's older and thinks, my dad was a brick
Does that mean that I've done a good job?
No, I mean for me
It was I tried to
Be everything
I thought
That should be
Probably stuff maybe my dad didn't do
That I thought he should have done
I think that's what we all want to try and do though
And then he take what your dad did
And then try to improve on it
Yeah, we made
A fucking fashion on my dad
For me personally
Not a great deal of things because
I feel like
With me and my sister
He knew what mistakes he made
And then he's done it all for the younger ones
But
On the other hand that's helped me and my sister
Because we're more independent
We don't want them handout
Yeah
You want to keep the things that got
Right then the things that got wrong
You want to make right
And obviously
When your baby has babies if they do
Then they do that and then
But again I mean
We said it after parts
I remember when I was younger
Always one of three kids
One of the twins and then the third one
For the sake of it
We've been with the wife
I've always wound her up about having twins
She got lucky
With this case
Because the other sack didn't end up
Developing
But
For me personally it might change
When he's around and that
But I feel like one
Is going to be enough
Financially yes
I don't know how obviously
With this cost saving crisis
Yes
One is more enough just so you can have one
Spore kid and still
Maximise in terms of
You don't want to be in a position where you can't
Fought to go on holiday
That's where
I know and you know
If baby needs anything
If nothing changes it's good
You want to
I can get you a truck so you want a new game
I like that game let's get that game
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yes because it was
For us anyway
Harder growing up
On that sense because you was always fed
You was always kept clean but
You had to wait
If you wanted something
Not needed sorry I have to put it on
If you wanted a new game
If you wanted that truck or whatever
You had to wait for your birthday
For Christmas or fucking
You had to have a little
Paper and something to save your own money
This is how dedicated I was
I saved my money for my birthday
In May for Grand Theft Auto
In November and that as a kid
No way
I don't know how I done it
Sitting on that 40 pound for fucking
Months and months
Because you feel rich as well as a kid
About 27 quid
You get what I'm saying now
You see I'm
45 pounds just think I'm a bit more
Expensive
Mom keep that money
I remember one time it was my birthday
I want to
Five pound on
I've spent it
I know you was waiting for that game
I'll put it back next month
For all I want to now
You left the wife
And spent your fucking
Birthday on it
I mean
I suppose that's probably the good sort about
All the online banking and that now
You wouldn't be able to spend their money
Well that's the other thing
That obviously me and Kyle have spoke about
And I'm sure a lot of people are
Righted to do it
When you turned 18
You didn't get nothing in terms of
I did yeah sorry
I thought you were on a savings account
Yeah so
My mum did it for me and my sister
I think I got
I think it was about four grand
And when I got it
I literally went straight to the bank
Got a grand out and gave it straight back to my mum
She didn't want it but I made a fucking
I was like no you've put this
Bunny in I haven't asked for it I don't need it
I probably should have fucking
Done something better with it really because
I had nothing to show for it but
You were having this
You fucking looked after me for fucking 18 years
Whatever happened so I'm giving you money back
I know she would have ended up just spending it back on me
In the long run but yeah
I've already looked into those
I'm going to do
Multiple to be fair
Even if it's just like £2 a month but
There's
Infant oysters
So I can start one off
To put towards him buying a house
When he can not when he's older
The general interest savings
Account so when he's 16 or 18
Depending on which one you take out
Have a couple of grand to fucking just do whatever
With
I'm going to fucking start doing all of them to be fair
I can start doing them now I don't know why I haven't
I've looked into them I don't know why I haven't done it yet
Well it's not going nowhere but yeah
It'd be nice
I mean I never had anything like that I know
I can't even have anything like that so it's something that
You know just all of that
Stuff that you didn't have what you would have thought
Would it be nice you can just
Rectify them not rectify them
That's the right word but you get where I'm
Coming from yeah
We went from
Porn by the way
To baby
Isis that is fucking burst all
Like it's going mate and people's
No one does actually I was going to say people
Say that we're boring or one one
Lined or something but you know
Have we had like a hopeful message yet
I think the worst one was that YouTube comment
About we need better microphones
Oh yeah oh now we have
I mean apart from
No we had these at the time
No no
Apart from James he's bullshit every week
We don't really have anything to
Don't worry mate we'll get on to your shit in a minute
But yeah
We're here for the people
I mean it definitely
Has been all
Over the place
Youth virgin shit and all that
But yeah
I mean can you imagine if we had
Like a production
So like we had money coming in to actually
Produce stuff as well
Buying it would be even better
Than he already is which is
Hard because he's really good and really
Absolutely fantastic as Gary
Barlow would say
You know what
I've mentioned before obviously before
Doing his podcast and doing his podcast
And I'll listen to some shit
Podcasts
Really bad and I'm like
And they're successful like they have a production
Company and they have writers for the show
And they are terrible
I think if we did have a
Producer so not a
Writer or anything but someone that would essentially
Do the editing for us
And come with
The questions and stuff so essentially
We just turn up and do the talking
That would be a lot easier
But in general
I don't think we need it really
Before we started we thought
What's happening this week
I knew I wanted to talk about
The virgins shit
But
We just fucking
Going up to two years now isn't it
This podcast
So this is episode 92
And then essentially
It was March
We started in March
Yeah I think essentially next week would be the two year
Anniversary
So it should be
104 episodes at that point
We missed some yeah
It's been too bad though
If you think about how many shows we've missed over that period of time
Yeah of two years for just two people
Fucking
Chatting shows
The best ones though was the ones
Where
We used to have a few beers with us
Like yeah
Yeah
I know we need to start doing that more often really don't we
But again
That was a pre
Baby situation that was weren't it
Yeah it's just
Loads of things have changed even since those two years
I know how time
Flows aye
Everytime I speak to her
I can't believe how fast the year is going
I'm like mum you say this every year
Time's still going at the same speed
I swear
She's off her fucking head more and more theories
But again
Something else we spoke about
We barely ever speak as well
But we spoke about everything I've had this
Week
When I said about
Calling him Jasper again
The other week to her she's like
Jasper the ghost
It's Casper the ghost
And she's going on and I'm like mum we've had this conversation
We've already had the conversation
She's going on about something else
Mum I know we've had this conversation
And then she starts going on about
Something else
5 minutes later I start saying the same thing
Mum bear in mind my niece
Little brock is in the fucking background as well
She's sitting there laughing
Because I'm on loudspeaker
Mum we've already spoke about this 5 minutes ago
And she's not listening to me
Brooklyn's laughing and she's talking over me
On the loudspeaker
Mum shut up we've just spoke about this
I like your mum's relationship with Brooklyn
Her grand daughter
It's like proper like
I think like
Brooklyn makes your mum feel young
Do you know what I mean like
Yeah she does
I think because Brooklyn likes a lot of the stuff that mum does as well
With all the
Korean programmes and stuff
Fucking hell she'd be lost without Netflix
And that these days
I remember with
Before this Christmas
Come September
She'd have that fucking
The Christmas movie channel on
And she'd be watching all the
Full mark Christmas movies and that
And then this year as I've come round
She literally says I've not watched
A single Christmas film
Because I went there on Boxing Day
But she was like I've not watched a single
Christmas film because she's watching all the
Different programmes
I don't know how she does it because she'll have it
On Netflix and then she'll have a fucking
Phone flicking through fucking
Young Cook on TikTok and whatever
And then something else and she's still
Reading the subtitles
Fuck me I can barely fucking read
English let alone something else
I mean obviously she's reading the
Subtitles as English she's not fucking
Fluent of what she's just listened to me
But yeah
She'd be lost without all of that
Voic here is another app
Which is similar to Netflix that she watches
All of it on and out as well
Let me just get you a stick I'll fucking get it all for free
Nah love my Netflix
She won't even let me get her
Not even buy her one I would have
Just given her my old TV but a newer
Smart TV because she's got a virgin
Box so you go on
305 and that loads up the Netflix
App and I'm like
Let me just get you a newer TV
Just press the bullet
Nah I don't need that Jo
It won't cost
Anything let me just fucking get it
Yeah she won't fucking have it
But yeah bless her
She's happy fucking with everything
And yeah
Fucking
She's on about going to Korea
As well I don't know if I told you that the other week
I was going to South Korea
But it wouldn't be North Korea
Imagine that she just goes to North Korea
Fucking in a camp
But yeah her and her mate
They're on about going
I was like yeah just book it
I'll give you some money towards it
Because I don't know between her and her friend
They were like yeah we can just do this
And blah blah
Yeah but you're going to need more than 200 pounds
I'll give you money just book your
Floats and stuff I'll give you spending money
Yeah you'd
Have to have a bit of spending money because you'd
Want to do everything
The price difference how cheap it is and stuff
She thinks that she wouldn't need much
What is the currency in South Korea
I don't know
I know it's
Meh
What do you go
See if I was going to do that I'd go
South Korea and Japan
And do both
You'd just do a fucking tour wouldn't you
Literally just 5 days South Korea 5 days Japan
All along it depends on
Well yeah
Money time everything
But yeah
I was like surely you're going to want to see
The currency and stuff
No no we'll walk around we'll go to the museum
Just book it I'll give you some money
Excuse me if you don't use it
You don't use it
So yeah she might do it
I think she was looking at doing that
In August as well
Yeah it'd be fucking insane for her
So the currency is called one
One
One time
Oh god
They have those
Where like one pounds
Were fucking like 55
You know what I mean like if you had
You know like how like
A pound is like
In Japan like
A million yen
It's like that it just drives me nuts
I know he's weird
I don't know what I was watching the other day
Something on there I think it was like a fucking
Like a pot noodle like a cup of ramen
Like a thousand yen
Or not
It should be like a pound
Why is it that and then
If you did a conversion
It was like 13p or something
Go it on
Some of the stuff yeah
In Thailand especially
And then obviously I've seen some in Japan where
You know you go out for food spots
When you convert it to like
What you would pay in pounds
It's nothing
Again I said it before
Even when I went to Poland
The exchange rate
Essentially it was like
100 pound was 400
Slutty
Did I not use your hours then? No
Okay
And
Even though
You don't think it's much
There was like so essentially
The one the first night
There was about 10 of us that all
Had food or fucking big scram
And that as well I had about 40 pints
Of other people having drinks and that
So
I think it was 720
Slutty
And it worked out to
Just over 100 pound
And that included because once it
Reached over a certain price they added
10% on for a tip
So it would have been like
100 pound for like 10 of us eating
And it was big fucking scram as well
Okay
It was just ridiculous you know you think cooking
Over here
Per heads
Meal, desserts
And two drinks
Look at all 40, 50 pound minimum anywhere
So it was absolutely ridiculous
And a lot again
Because of being in a foreign country
Foreign people like we were to them
You know making the effort of speaking
English
The hospitality was absolutely fantastic
And the
Agriculture and all you look around
The architecture it's just
I know I did say
Prior to
Going back then anyway
It's not like what you think it's going to be
From what you see on the film
It's beautiful
I've just checked so
One Polish
Slutty equals to 20 pence
Yeah so literally
Four times the difference still
Grab yourself a bargain
It was because even
When we was on the one little fucking
Resort as well
Four bottles
Big bottles of desperado as well
It worked out
To 10 pound
And it wasn't these
Little fucking
It wasn't the 330 ones
It was 480 or something
Yeah I think it was like 400
Something like that
So again it wasn't the big
Ponds and half ponds
Again I know that would be pain
Or fucking
Again because that was a premium drink to them
So that's why they charged more
But
For the four drinks it would have been
Nearly 20 pound
Over here
And for fucking 10 pound
And they were apologising sorry it's so expensive
Don't worry about it
It's fucking sad that is
Yeah fucking
Good times
It's fucking wise
Local but still it's good
We're going to have to get on
To some of these correspondents anyway
We've rattled on
For nearly an hour
Already Jesus
We've got loads we're going to have to roll on
Next week we did say it last week
And we didn't start off with both
The next podcast
You know what the next podcast
Let's just do the correspondence live
That's only 12 minutes long
Yeah
No I reckon we can stretch it to an hour
I feel like we could do it this
Right yeah
James let's just get you out of the way
He loves me man
He fucking loves you
You know it's he just needs to give up
Short doesn't even start to describe you
Well James
Liverpool haven't had a good week either have they
That's all I need to say on that
On this sound map really
That yeah
I think it's just standard
There's no point saying anything
Fucking Domero
In the other nog
Liverpool and Aston Villa playing
And it was just the Marcus Rashford show
It's all I could fucking see
Because I wasn't watching the game
I was flicking on score sports news
From time to time on my phone
That's all I kept reading
Fucking looking good
He's just played in a nice ball
Nothing to come from it
Why is it just about him
They've got ten other players on the bitch
Why is it just can't say
Rashford Rashford Rashford
I think because I watched the first half
He did look threatening
He looked like you're giving the ball
He was going to do something
He looked good to be fair
Six years ago we looked like that for United as well
You know he's
He's good though isn't he
It's good because we need him to fucking perform
So we can potentially get
30 to 40 million at the end of the season
On sound
There's other players
It was just fucking
It's always about United with all this
Bullshit
As I've said enough times
Every press conference asking about Harry Maguire
They're asking about Rashford
Ask proper questions
Do your fucking job
Yeah it's just fucking
I'm just over it
I'm still going to fucking be an United fan
Even if they get relegated
Yeah fucking
I think we need something like that
There's protests happening in the next couple of weeks
There's talks
About trying to get the
Arsenal game
Presponed
Like what they did with the Liverpool game
Right
Last year the year before where there was
The riots
But there's not enough
I don't understand because
The owners can't do anything because
They need to sell players
It's just been poorly
Managed for years
And it's come to a time where
No but because of the owners because the glazers
Poured the club and put the debts
So they didn't even use any of the money
To put the debt onto the club
But that geezer if he wanted to could just roll off the debt
With his own personal money
He could put fucking more on the winner
He could do but again
If you own your own fucking
28% of his house are you going to pay off
Fucking more of it
Or are you just going to pay
So he's not going to put his own money into it
It's still under a probation period
Essentially because
From when they purchased the 28%
There was an 18 month
Probation period
Where if someone else say
Come back in again
And says to the glazers we want to buy the club
We want to buy all of you
Then any of us in the Sijimratcliffe
Would have no say over it
They'd have to sell their shares again
So they could have potentially
Put all of his effort in and put in
Maybe that's what they're doing
Because they've got the plans now
Approved, the start yeah
No they've not been approved
There's plans in process but
It's because they're still trying to get
Government backing and funding for it
They own a shit load of land
Around Old Trafford as well
Which could potentially earn them
Billions of pounds as well
From buildings, properties
Whatever being built on
Their land
So they're going to sit and hold on to it
I want to say something though
Because that Anthony's went to Real Batiste
And he scored like I think 3 goals
Do you remember his first 3 games for United
Yes, no I remember
The player last night
Do you know what he did last night
No, fair one
I'm just saying like
There's got to be more to it now than the players
I don't know what it is
It's a toxic dressing room
It started off with fucking the larks of Pogba
Jesse Lingard and that
The player power, getting the manager sacked
Downing tools
Even Rafa Baran
The other day came out on an interview saying
He had a 4-0 with Ten Hogg
The players
Didn't fucking
Log him, they didn't log him
Being a dictator and whatever
The dressing room had fucking gone
He was surprised
That they extended his contract
To Nice and Aix-en-Night
So at the end of the day
It didn't matter what you did at Real Madrid
He was a player at another club
If he's not listened to you
You're not there to give the manager
Your opinion
You're not there to listen to him
And fucking do what he's told you
So if he's coming out publicly saying
That how many other players are in the dressing room
Not listening to the manager
Example, fucking
Proving the putt with Rashford
Not turning up to training on time
Not putting his effort in training
He's gone to Villa
Trying to prove a point
Put his fucking face out there
And he's had
112 minutes
Of half decent football
What you expect him to be able to do
Yeah, nothing
Yeah
Again with Sancho
He's gone to Chelsea
Loan with obligations
So we're going to get that 24 million
At the end of the season
But again
His first couple of games
He was on fire allegedly
The last 10 games he's not even put
One successful cross into the box
So yeah
It's bollocks
I think, and this might be an unpopular opinion
I think man you need
Not so much a tactician
Or like someone who doesn't need a character
As a manager
Like a Roy Keane
Like a Neil Warner
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, but like what we've already just been going on about
With the youth virgins
It's all too PC these days
So if Roy Keane went into the dressing room
He's got all the tools for him as well
I want a manager
If my players sit on the bench
And the linesman's been shit
I want to tell my manager
Tell the player, warm up and get the linesman there for
That's what I want
And that's the kind of stuff
So that you can't do these days
Because they'd get a fucking red card
Just take the yellow card
I get it
That's what I think
Man you've gone for this road
And why? This and that
It hasn't worked
Just get a person
Someone, a likable person
So there's not this toxic
Just to get rid of all that
Yeah, so I think we've
Ruben Amarin at the moment
He's trying to get that across
He's trying to do the Arteta way
Of getting the shit out of his dressing room
Oh yeah, Roy has done that with Rashford
He's fucking
Kicked him out of the train
At the moment now
Garnacho got dropped for the game as well
The same one as Rashford with the Manchester Derby
He put his effort in
We don't even know, because it's not been made public
Why he got dropped
But let's just say
He didn't put the effort in or he turned up late to training
He dropped him, come back
And he's picked him every game
He's one of his fucking preferred players
Most likely on the team sheet
Every week
So he goes to show that he is
He's got the blood down
Again, with Anthony
Not his player
Not wanting to use him in that
So he's like, you can go
I'll struggle then
I'll struggle without getting a replacement
Just go, because I don't need you
Did you see Anthony's t-shirt
When he lifted up his football top
So he wrote on his vest
Or whatever underneath anyway
Saying, Manchester United tried to ruin me
I'll prove them wrong
Is that actually
Or is that like
What happened, was that just like, instantly
Is that like, you saw the picture
Yeah, so I'm hoping it hasn't been photoshopped
That's what I'm saying
Because
With the zoom
Didn't be, and then the picture next to it
Of normal, when he was
Showing it to the fucking camera
20 meters away or whatever
It looked exactly the same, so hopefully that's what he is
But still
Even with his interview
He's made some slow digs
To United
When
It's all down to
The personal performances
They're getting all this fucking money
And it's like, oh yeah, I've made it now
I don't need to put the effort in
Rashford played for the contracts
Got it
350 or 375 grand a week
Fucking started playing shit again
Mason Mount
Comes in, he's fucking
Already had a pre-existing injury
Some pelvic injury or something
Gets 240 grand a week
Number 7 shirt, played like 10 games
Luke Shaw
Fucking non-existent
There's too many of these
Toxic players that fucking
They're fair enough, injuries are injuries, but
It's
Questionable now
Yeah, it's just fucking ridiculous
I've watched a lot of footballing podcasts because
I could fucking rant on about it
In a whole separate fucking section
I've watched about 4 minutes of
Mark Goldbridge and he was ranting
I think just the manu way now
I'm with you James
Know what I'm saying
Yeah, but Liverpool had a shit way because I don't think so
I've not even looked at the fucking
Fictures properly
For this weekend
I know for a change
You know, it's another half ball kick off on a Saturday
Leicester, Brentford tonight
Liverpool got this weekend
Villa Chelsea tomorrow as well
Today for the people listening
On the day of release
Man City, Liverpool
On Sunday
Half ball kick off
Profit game
It's gotta be a Liverpool win
Did you see Man City get slapped
Up all around Madrid, do you or not?
Mbappe, hat trick
Yeah, I saw the whole line
Fucking defending
Absolutely terrible
Yeah, but we're not a footballing podcast
I'd love to have a full weekend of
Not really doing anything and just watching football
Rugby as well
Little bits, I'm not a massive rugby fan or anything
But I watch little bits
We're gonna have to crack
On that to be fair
So footballing, it's over for the fucking week
We've got some new world orders
But we'll get onto them next week
Lauren, you can phone out that gossip next week
Don't you fucking worry there girl
Send in all your new world orders
And all that
You know what to do
Hey, what's wrong with you
Any questions
Send them all, the links are in the descriptions
And we'll get onto them
Next week
We say it, we said it
No, we won't
Honestly, we won't
No Manualli talk
No porn talk
I'd happily not talk about fucking United on Air
But James just gets me fucking
Stied, don't I
Hey, hey, hey, calm down
Fucking
Yeah
On that fucking depressing shit
Yeah, we shall see you all next week
Peace
We need it, oh so sly
Their chemistry's electric
You can't deny