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Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast

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with your host, Ash and JD

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And if you can hear anything in the background

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It is just the dog this week, it's not another babysitting club

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No daddy daycare

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Yeah, no daddy daycare this week, not yet anyway

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Things could change

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Yeah, we've literally just said this

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I don't think anything major has happened this week in the grand scheme of it news

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I did see, well Trump was threatening the other week wasn't it

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Not really threatening, but with the hostages

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With Gaza, the bodies have been returned or were gonna be returned

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He called it, it was like they haven't been returned yet

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Like the hostages handed over the reform party to the public

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Which no other political party have done or will do most likely

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Which I think again that just adds into their favour

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A politician saying, so we can follow him through with it

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Yeah, so it's going in their good books

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We're not a political podcast so we won't go on about politics too much

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We probably will rant about it in 4 minutes or so later on down the episode

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But not at the moment

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What I did see, well heard the other day

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So there was a new stat out

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I don't know where people do these surveys

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There must be a lot of websites that everyone, well not everyone

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But these people go to and answer these questionnaires

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Well, to the age of losing virginity

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The percentage has gone a lot higher

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I'm not condoning people having underage sex

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So it got me thinking because there was a lot more that I did listen to the other day

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It's one of them and you don't know what you're missing until you've had it

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Well, I'll deep dive into it a bit more as we carry on with the conversation

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But I feel like it's just the way that today's youth, the younger generations are really

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I think that's just a sign of the changing times

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Does that make sense in what I'm saying?

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Because you remember when you was a kid

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Just a horny little pervert

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But how would you get your release?

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It was page three or something like that

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Even flicking through the lingerie in an August magazine can get you going sometimes

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And you think now, I think you can get porn on Iron Antwiz or X

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So like as like say like 15 year old JD

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That's a story for another day

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Look, do you get what I'm saying?

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I know, I would have fucking still chased it

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You get what I'm trying to say though

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Because it's more attainable now

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Obviously, take nuts and zoom out of it

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Do you remember the struggle?

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I remember I had this one great DVD that I fucking downloaded and ripped on myself

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I remember I'd lost it, I was gutted

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It wouldn't have been a fucking normal film name

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I'm about four years too late there

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This isn't an advert by the way, hashtag not ad

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What does this website look like?

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Fucking, it's terrible

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I can't make nothing worse

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It's too expensive for stars

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But you think about that

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You couldn't get

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I mean, you go and have 4 points

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Like 7 quid a point some places

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Well, I went out last weekend

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It was 6 pound a point

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Yeah

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But you think about taxi fares as well

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Get back on

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We used to want 20 quid, we used to be like, no, that's too expensive

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You're probably paying like

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Just go maybe 6 miles

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Might be 40 quid now

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I think that's the good thing about Uber

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And that though

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Because they've kept the prices lower

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So it's had to

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Force the taxi company

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It's certainly really like a black cab that will fucking

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Force those prices onto you now

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But what I'm trying to say, if you went out now

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Taxi fare included

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You went out

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You obviously

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When you're younger you go out

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Fucked any, ought to fuck

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Yeah

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So you pitch that now

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How much would that cost

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That same night where

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Say like an average night would cost us

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Including taxi fare

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60 quid

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Well back then we could go out with 50-60 pound

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And we'd be able to have a good

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You'd have to take the cash with you, remember

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Yeah, so you know how much you spent as well

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Whereas now it's easy to double

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Easily

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And then like sometimes

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You go home and you're just like

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That was wise to me

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The main issue for the club's

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Closie is because

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The younger people aren't drinkers

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That don't drink

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It's almost like

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It's a stigma because

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We grew up

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And it was a thing wasn't it?

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We used to go to the pubs as kids

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And we grew up around it

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But it's almost like the younger ones now

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See it as a bad thing

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My mum's that drunk

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I don't want to be like them

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I kind of get this

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Because my grandad used to go to the pub every day

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Legend

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My dad used to go to the pub every weekend

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And then on a Friday

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Do you know what I mean

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And then I don't go to the pub

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Do you get what I'm saying

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Every Friday and Saturday

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When I was a kid

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Guaranteed pub, pub, some days, some times

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I ain't going to the pub on a Friday

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Saturday, Sunday, one because I can't afford to

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I don't know what it is

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Maybe because

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We grew up, you connect with people now

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And your phones is where that generation

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All in the pubs, your mate was all in the pubs

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Or you connect through

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Gaming

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Yeah I think that was the main reason

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Because as you said

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We grew up on that really

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So to have a catch up you have to do it over a point

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We try and do it more so

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Like that these days

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Because we don't want to be on our phones

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We want to have that personalisation

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Because we grew up around that

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You have to meet up and have a catch up

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Over a couple of points or whatever

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That we try and do it more so

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It's just better like that for me

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It just feels better to have a catch up over a beer

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Yeah because it's personalised

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Whereas if you're just doing it over text

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It's just a blank screen

353
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You can be fucking anyone

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But I think

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That's why

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As you just said

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They've got the phones

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They can do it online and that

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They're just like well I'm speaking to my mate

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They haven't had

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The experiences that we've had

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And then the older generations to understand

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The grace, the goodness

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Of having that social environment

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To be involved in

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But just going back to the club thing

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I understand why

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It would be closing down

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Because you go to the club as I said to get fucked

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Or to fuck

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So if you can get

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All the deep dialing out

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I think the kids use Snapchat now

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Even Instagram is pretty much a dialing website

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To a degree

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You've got all these

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Avenues to go down

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You don't really need

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To spend £120

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As well

381
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Again, because they're missing out on the love

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Experiences

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Or not having

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The feels of getting rejected

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To the face

386
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What you're talking to me for

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It's all part of

388
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Getting used to taking on the chin

389
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When you used to get rejected you used to taking on the chin

390
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You had to because you couldn't just go off

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And start crying

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No, I didn't

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No, it was no

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You know

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No, I just couldn't mate, I just couldn't

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But it was good

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Good times

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You know what I mentioned before

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I think I mentioned it before, it just comes to me that

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I really want to go to my hunky-tunk

401
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Now do you know what one of these are?

402
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It's in America

403
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I'm sure I should know

404
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I feel like I've seen it on the films

405
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So you're not on about just one of these country notes

406
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That are popping up everywhere

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No, no, so it'd have to be

408
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You're on about a proper

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American country style

410
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Notes, with a hoedown and all that

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Yeah, I think the

412
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A little low end dance scene

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So they have like

414
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It has all that dance and all that stuff

415
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But you can get your boots polished in there

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It has asylum rooms

417
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Whereas what we keep having

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Over here now popping up

419
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Is literally just a pub

420
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Maybe some of the

421
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Clubs, I don't know to be fair, but

422
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They'll just play country music

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And they'll advertise it

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As if the artists are gonna be there

425
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Because it will be like Music Boy

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Luke Holmes and this and that and they'll put the faces

427
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On the fucking adverts

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And then you turn up and it's just

429
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A JD, small DJ

430
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Fucking pressing play on a playlist

431
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And good old days

432
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Yeah, I mean I'd actually do that

433
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Try and get involved

434
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Yeah, I'll get there because obviously we're talking about going out

435
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And all that stuff

436
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You know if you go to my let's go club

437
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And I'd be like, nah

438
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If you decide to me

439
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
When the weather gets nice

440
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We'll sit outside in a beer garden

441
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As long as it's in the shape of me

442
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Yeah, but like

443
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That's something that I'd like to do

444
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Yeah, I mean

445
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I've seen some on TikTok

446
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There's a really

447
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Big one in Texas, the one I keep seeing

448
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I don't know if

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The awkward hunky-tunks

450
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Or just hunky-tunks is like a

451
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Nickname for them

452
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Or it's like a chain or something, I don't know

453
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Yeah, you get your boots fucking done and everything in there

454
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Yeah, proper

455
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Yeah

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So

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I've still got more of what I was listening to

458
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The other day to talk about

459
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Going back

460
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On to the club's closing

461
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What is starting to become popular now as well

462
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Is an over 30s

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Nightclub essentially

464
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Where

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It starts earlier or it finishes earlier

466
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It opens like a five and finishes like nine

467
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Or something like that, doesn't it?

468
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
That's the way the clubs are going to

469
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Have to adapt

470
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Improvise and overcome

471
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Fair grillsy

472
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Or the likes of us

473
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To carry on being open

474
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Which I'm sure the staff would be fucking

475
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More preferable over it as well

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But not up until six o'clock in the morning

477
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Having to clean down after a four o'clock closing

478
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And stuff

479
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Because literally they don't

480
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As a part of the

481
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What I was listening to the other day

482
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They were on about

483
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A 24 hour Starbucks

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And as this chap

485
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Finished work, he thought

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I'll get myself a coffee

487
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And he says there was literally 250 people

488
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Queuing up

489
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To get into the Starbucks to grab a coffee

490
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At one o'clock in the morning

491
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And as he's

492
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Because he didn't go in

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But he's gone past

494
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And they're all sitting in there, they've got their laptops

495
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They're watching films and stuff in there

496
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So it's as if they're having

497
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
A coffee slumber party

498
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Inside the Starbucks

499
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And that's their

500
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Jobbing from what we're used to

501
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Not that we did it for a long

502
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Period of time and enjoyed it all the time

503
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But we

504
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Wanted to go out, we wanted to socialise

505
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We wanted to have a drink in that pub

506
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They seem to have found

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Their own way to

508
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
To have that enjoyment

509
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That we

510
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Try to achieve

511
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No, I like that way they're doing it now

512
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Because now we don't really meet

513
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All the other lads unless it is

514
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Going to the pub

515
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So maybe this generation will

516
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Will have more than just

517
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Pub meets basically

518
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But they're not even doing that

519
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
They're not even going to the pub to have a meet

520
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It's literally just

521
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
No, that's what I'm saying, so our lot

522
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Like if I meet anyone else, it's always at the pub now

523
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No one will go, do you want to come

524
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Cinema or not anymore, so maybe this generation

525
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Because they never had that

526
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
That always had that kind of relationship

527
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Where they can do

528
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
All kinds of stuff

529
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Well, since you just said cinema

530
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
To be fair, if there was a good film that was coming out

531
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
I'd still say to you, look what we have done

532
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
We've got the Avengers or whatever

533
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Do you want to go and watch it together?

534
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
The

535
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
New Captain America has bombed

536
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Allegedly

537
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I read a little report on that

538
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
But I didn't really deep dive it too much

539
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Just because he was like two days in

540
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I think on the first night you'd only got

541
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14 million

542
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Which I know it needs to make a lot of money

543
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Just to break it even

544
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We all knew that it wasn't going to be

545
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Hitting up to the hopes of

546
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Any of the older films to be fair

547
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
But

548
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
If there was something worth

549
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
Watching, say if there was a new

550
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
Stepbrothers film coming out or something

551
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Then

552
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
You was like, Jay

553
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
Do you want to go and watch it with me? Because the other half

554
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
She ain't going to be like arse watching it

555
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Or she's not going to enjoy it

556
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
Fucking let's go

557
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
I don't think they can make movies like that anymore

558
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I can't remember if he was on a rasta pad

559
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Or what

560
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
There would never be another American boy

561
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
No

562
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
And this, nicely

563
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Back into what I was saying, I think because of how PC

564
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Everything is these days as well

565
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
So again with the

566
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
The younger men

567
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Still being a virgin up to the age of 30

568
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Because it is hard

569
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I wasn't

570
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I wasn't meaning to give a comment

571
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Because like you've expressed

572
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
With the fear of

573
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Going over to the ladies and

574
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Trying to chat them up on that

575
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
They don't want to

576
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Have that experience

577
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
They don't want to have the rejection

578
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Because it will hurt the feelings

579
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Have you never got rejected and been hurt?

580
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Or thought

581
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
I know like you've been like bitch

582
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Obviously

583
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
But have you ever been like

584
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Have you ever thought like

585
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
I should not have done that

586
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
I think like

587
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
15, 16 sort of thing

588
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
But going out and that

589
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Nah

590
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Because as you've already

591
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Pointed out

592
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
That was a part of the reason to go out

593
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Was to fucking get your end away

594
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
So yeah it was just

595
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
Going up for a little bit again

596
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
You either get it

597
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Or you don't get it

598
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
You always score or you don't

599
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
And that was it you know

600
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I don't think I was ever really that arsed

601
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
But yeah

602
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
They have to

603
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Got too much fear these days

604
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
To not want to do anything like that

605
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
And as I say with the logs of the

606
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Me Too movement and stuff

607
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
There's probably a

608
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Fear with

609
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
If they go and say

610
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
Or try and speak to a young lady

611
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
You know with intentions

612
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Of moving it past the

613
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Standard vertical conversation

614
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Then

615
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
They've got the fear of

616
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Am I going to get into trouble

617
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Are they going to fucking get me arrested

618
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Or fucking anything else

619
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
So they don't want to have that kind of thing

620
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Go on as well

621
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
And then

622
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
As you say

623
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
The accessibility on the phones

624
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
I mean are the men

625
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Doing that or the young lads doing that

626
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
Really? Are they as horny

627
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
As what we used to be?

628
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I don't know because I think

629
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
If you was you'd still be putting yourself out there

630
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
And trolling you a little bit at least

631
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Is it because

632
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
They're so

633
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
I'm not saying this in a negative way

634
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Now before anyone does want to try and fucking

635
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Get on the keyboard

636
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
And say are you fucking

637
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
You know

638
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
You're not having the tools or whatever

639
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
But is it because they're so open

640
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
With their sexualities

641
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
And that

642
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
That they're into all different

643
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Genders and species and whatever

644
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
That not

645
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Pursuing just

646
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
The standard fucking

647
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Relationship or something

648
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Or sexual relations

649
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Is it that as well

650
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Because they're so confused about

651
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
What they are trying to be

652
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
And how they feel that they're not

653
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Pursuing

654
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Their sexual activities

655
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
I mean possibly

656
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
Because it is confusing times for a lot of

657
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
I was going to say, literally I was going to say

658
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Because obviously when we was growing up

659
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
With the movies you kind of knew what it was

660
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Like

661
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Man, logs woman

662
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
That

663
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Four minutes girl

664
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
And there needs to be a little bit of gay stuff

665
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Like you don't want a gay person in there

666
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
And that was fine

667
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
But now, all this

668
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Going on, it may be a bit confusing

669
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Yeah

670
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
I wonder if that's

671
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Part of the past then because of

672
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
How many different letters there are

673
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
In the spectrum

674
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Because they don't know what they are

675
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
They don't know what they want

676
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
And because they're not

677
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
Give themselves in case

678
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
In terms of if they're not

679
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Straight, do you get what I'm saying

680
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Yeah, if they're not just directly straight

681
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Or gay, they don't

682
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Want to explore

683
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
And figure out, oh shit I was wrong

684
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Or just like a good cock every now and again

685
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Or maybe

686
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Just millennium

687
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
Say the word for me mate

688
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Millennials

689
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Was just a different breed

690
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
We're millennials though aren't we

691
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying

692
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
It's so hard to try and remember

693
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
What now, because again with the Gen Zs

694
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Gen Y, I think

695
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
There's another term coming out for the next ones

696
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Gen Alpha or something

697
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Or was it Beta

698
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
It could be Beta, it could be one of them

699
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
There's loads

700
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
See when I grew up, I can't remember them being

701
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Like basically to use terms

702
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
When you was born

703
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
So when did that become a thing

704
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
You was just a part of a generation

705
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
And no one said what generation

706
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
You just knew, oh that's my generation

707
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Because you knew that they were your age

708
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Or their abouts

709
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
Not fucking

710
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
All these different sayings and words

711
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
And phrases

712
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
I can imagine you though blasting them

713
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
A good amount of porn off when you were younger

714
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yeah

715
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
There was no point in ironing it, I did yeah

716
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Like a good amount mate

717
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Yeah

718
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
It wasn't fucking sadistic or anything

719
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
It was just

720
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
What's the weirdest porn you've watched mate

721
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Either by mistake

722
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
I mean the mistakes is always

723
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
When it turns around

724
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
And it's a fucking chick with a dick

725
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Because you're like what the fuck

726
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
It's not a chick with a dick

727
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
It's a man with tits

728
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
That makes me laugh

729
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
But that lady boys

730
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I'm a lady boy

731
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
But yeah because you never expect it

732
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I mean I know it's going to be different these days

733
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Because you're going to be looking for it

734
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
But

735
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
You know you just see a thumbnail

736
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Of a woman

737
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
What you think's a woman

738
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
And then you start

739
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Fucking watching it, you're getting into it

740
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
And next thing you know they've got their dick out

741
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
You're like what the fuck I've just wasted ten minutes

742
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
With a hard cock over this

743
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Shit

744
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
And then you question yourself for a minute like I'm okay

745
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Because I enjoyed that

746
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
No you didn't finish to eat that fucking thing

747
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
And then you try and move on to something else

748
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I've never understood why

749
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Some people like the amputee stuff

750
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
And that

751
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
I don't get the shit you're mailed

752
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Stuff I don't

753
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Because it's as I said

754
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Obviously you've watched as you said by mistake

755
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
But

756
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
For me it's just a man

757
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Shagging another man

758
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
But the other man's got tits

759
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Because you can have it where the she-man fucks a girl

760
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000
And that as well

761
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
But then you might as well just watch women with a strap on

762
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Or just watch a man

763
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Shag a girl

764
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
A man with tits

765
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Just a batman

766
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Look this ladyboy

767
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000
It's always

768
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Backward in my life

769
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I think with the ladyboys

770
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
The

771
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
The toy

772
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Fucking things and all that

773
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I think that's

774
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
A lot of hidden

775
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Homosexuality

776
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
With men of our age

777
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000
And older

778
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
And a little bit younger

779
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Where they did want to try and have a bit of

780
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
That fucking gay experience

781
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
But it's more acceptable

782
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Because it's a man with tits

783
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah it's just a weird concept

784
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Yeah it's just not for me

785
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
No? It's not everyone's cup of tea

786
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Midget porn

787
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I've not watched many because most of the midgets

788
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
On the porn films, not saying it's

789
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Midgets in general

790
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
But most of the midgets on the porn are fucking

791
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Ugly, it's so

792
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Why would you go through that

793
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Just for a special category

794
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
What was that? Just fucking

795
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Again, the Bacarchi shit as well

796
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Why does

797
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
A woman, I know men do it

798
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
As well, why did they just want

799
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
50 fucking dicks smoking all over them

800
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Obviously with all that

801
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Fucking, one of the

802
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
That bunny blue

803
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Or fucking the other one that's doing all the

804
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Oh she's pregnant now, isn't she?

805
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
I don't know which one

806
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000
I couldn't

807
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
I'd be surprised

808
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000
It was again the one little

809
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Bit-proof fucking TikTok scrolling

810
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
And it was the comments

811
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
On there

812
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Where some girl had put

813
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Surely she'd be on

814
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Contraception

815
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
And then some lads replied to be saying

816
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
Yeah it's 99.9%

817
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Effective

818
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000
For those men that means 0.1%

819
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Pregnant

820
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
But yeah

821
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I just don't get it

822
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I know with the OnlyFans

823
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Stuff you've got to try and

824
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Be out there and

825
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
Try and do something different

826
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Do what no one else is doing

827
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And you've got to make money while you can

828
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
It's a short career isn't it I suppose

829
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
Not really, because there's

830
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
This popped in my head not too long ago

831
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Milk category

832
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000
So

833
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
When we were younger and the milk thing

834
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Came out it was always

835
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
45 minimum

836
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Of an age where there'd be classes

837
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
Of milk

838
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
So there were proper mums and then

839
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
You know, Gilf would be like

840
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
You'd expect them 60, 70

841
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Years old

842
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Like they'd be fucking

843
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Wanting to watch Granny porn

844
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Where she's fucking holding a zimmer frame

845
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Getting bombed or something

846
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
And he'd watch it but I imagine it's out there

847
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
But

848
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
The milk category now it's literally like

849
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
30 plus

850
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
And it's weird

851
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Because

852
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
We've got a friend

853
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
That could already be a granddad

854
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
If his son had

855
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Kids at the age that he did as well

856
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000
And so

857
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Again I know that they're out there

858
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Fucking, you know, so from the age of

859
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
32 technically you could be a grandparent

860
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
And it's just weird

861
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
Fucking

862
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
It's in the milk category and also

863
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Hang on she's like fucking 35

864
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
What's going on? Why is she a milk?

865
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
It's just mad

866
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
God

867
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Yeah, milk

868
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
So

869
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Yeah

870
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
The

871
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Youth are staying virgins longer

872
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Clubs are closing

873
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000
There was also a questionnaire

874
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Asking

875
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Men between the age of 22 and

876
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
35

877
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Have they had sex within the last six

878
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Months and it was something like

879
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
58% of the men said

880
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
No

881
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
I know they're fucking paying to be fair

882
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
But

883
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
It's

884
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
So this was actually

885
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
For people in relationships and that so

886
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Again it's like how

887
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Monotonous

888
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Relationships are these days where you're not

889
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Getting

890
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Down to the nitty gritty where you're over half

891
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
And I thought

892
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Shit, that's the problem with my

893
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000
Mrs. M because she's three years younger than me

894
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
She's in the wrong generation

895
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
That's why she doesn't want to have sex all the time

896
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
So I was a bit gutted about that

897
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Once we heard, listen to that bit

898
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
It hit home a little bit too hard that one

899
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Oh fuck, you know

900
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
As I fucking said the other week

901
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
There's all these other people that are actually trying to have fucking

902
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Kids, having sex fucking

903
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Three, four times a day and

904
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Mom was just fucking once

905
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I actually had sex twice that month

906
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
I was shocked

907
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
So yeah

908
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
I say that one, it did fucking hurt

909
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
That one

910
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Yeah it's just weird

911
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
How the younger

912
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
People are these days I think

913
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Let's say, not even log in T

914
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
I know you don't log in T

915
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
We all know that you're a weirdo

916
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
But yeah

917
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
It's

918
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
It's strange to think where's it gonna go

919
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
In the next 10, 20 years

920
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Are all the clubs gonna be closed? Are the pubs

921
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Just gonna be filled with our generation

922
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
And older, the ones that are still

923
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Alive at that point

924
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Because obviously the pubs

925
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Starting from probably 15 years ago

926
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Most of them had to start serving food

927
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
To be able to survive

928
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
So is it gonna get worse

929
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
And after the need to start serving

930
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Fucking Starbucks and that

931
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
To help survive

932
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Did it need a cinema room or something

933
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
To get all these kids in

934
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Well it's not that as well

935
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Maybe this as well Jay

936
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Obviously growing up with different times

937
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
In terms of you're never worried

938
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
About getting stabbed

939
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
So why would you

940
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Go out have a few beers

941
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Accidental

942
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
You know, accidental

943
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
I don't know, from someone you could end up

944
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Being killed now with that

945
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
It's just the fact

946
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000
That's just the fact now

947
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
So I can see

948
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Why we're closing my, I really can

949
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I think that all goes back

950
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
To what I've said enough times over the years

951
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Is that there's no fear factor

952
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
With the younger generations

953
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
You know, Lord, I know we said it

954
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Last week, not that you're gonna be

955
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
The strict parents anyway

956
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
But you can't

957
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Shout at your kids, you can't discipline them

958
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000
You can't be a strict parent when you have a little girl

959
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
I had this conversation

960
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Yesterday to be fair, but

961
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yeah, you can't

962
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
You miss his can

963
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And then it'll be your way around

964
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
So I know that I'll be the fuck you

965
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Well

966
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
I imagine

967
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
I'll be the best of both because I'm not gonna be

968
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Like the way my dad was

969
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
I'm gonna tell him off when he needs to be told off

970
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I'm gonna

971
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Make sure he doesn't be a little thief

972
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Do something stupid

973
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Then also I want him to be my best mate

974
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
I want to make sure

975
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
He knows that I'm not being a cunt

976
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
To him for the sake of it

977
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
I'm doing it for the right reasons

978
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Obviously my dad might fucking turn out different

979
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
When he's older and thinks, my dad was a brick

980
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Does that mean that I've done a good job?

981
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
No, I mean for me

982
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
It was I tried to

983
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Be everything

984
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I thought

985
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
That should be

986
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Probably stuff maybe my dad didn't do

987
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
That I thought he should have done

988
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I think that's what we all want to try and do though

989
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
And then he take what your dad did

990
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
And then try to improve on it

991
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Yeah, we made

992
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
A fucking fashion on my dad

993
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
For me personally

994
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Not a great deal of things because

995
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
I feel like

996
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
With me and my sister

997
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
He knew what mistakes he made

998
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
And then he's done it all for the younger ones

999
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000
But

1000
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
On the other hand that's helped me and my sister

1001
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Because we're more independent

1002
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
We don't want them handout

1003
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Yeah

1004
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
You want to keep the things that got

1005
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Right then the things that got wrong

1006
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
You want to make right

1007
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
And obviously

1008
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
When your baby has babies if they do

1009
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Then they do that and then

1010
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
But again I mean

1011
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
We said it after parts

1012
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I remember when I was younger

1013
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Always one of three kids

1014
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
One of the twins and then the third one

1015
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
For the sake of it

1016
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
We've been with the wife

1017
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
I've always wound her up about having twins

1018
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
She got lucky

1019
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
With this case

1020
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Because the other sack didn't end up

1021
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Developing

1022
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
But

1023
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
For me personally it might change

1024
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
When he's around and that

1025
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000
But I feel like one

1026
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Is going to be enough

1027
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Financially yes

1028
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I don't know how obviously

1029
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000
With this cost saving crisis

1030
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Yes

1031
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
One is more enough just so you can have one

1032
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Spore kid and still

1033
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Maximise in terms of

1034
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
You don't want to be in a position where you can't

1035
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Fought to go on holiday

1036
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
That's where

1037
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I know and you know

1038
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
If baby needs anything

1039
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
If nothing changes it's good

1040
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
You want to

1041
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I can get you a truck so you want a new game

1042
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
I like that game let's get that game

1043
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Do you get what I'm saying?

1044
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Yes because it was

1045
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
For us anyway

1046
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Harder growing up

1047
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
On that sense because you was always fed

1048
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
You was always kept clean but

1049
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
You had to wait

1050
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
If you wanted something

1051
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Not needed sorry I have to put it on

1052
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
If you wanted a new game

1053
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
If you wanted that truck or whatever

1054
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000
You had to wait for your birthday

1055
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
For Christmas or fucking

1056
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
You had to have a little

1057
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Paper and something to save your own money

1058
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
This is how dedicated I was

1059
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I saved my money for my birthday

1060
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
In May for Grand Theft Auto

1061
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
In November and that as a kid

1062
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
No way

1063
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I don't know how I done it

1064
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Sitting on that 40 pound for fucking

1065
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Months and months

1066
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Because you feel rich as well as a kid

1067
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
About 27 quid

1068
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
You get what I'm saying now

1069
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000
You see I'm

1070
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
45 pounds just think I'm a bit more

1071
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Expensive

1072
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Mom keep that money

1073
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I remember one time it was my birthday

1074
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000
I want to

1075
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Five pound on

1076
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I've spent it

1077
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I know you was waiting for that game

1078
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I'll put it back next month

1079
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
For all I want to now

1080
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000
You left the wife

1081
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
And spent your fucking

1082
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Birthday on it

1083
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I mean

1084
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I suppose that's probably the good sort about

1085
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
All the online banking and that now

1086
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
You wouldn't be able to spend their money

1087
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Well that's the other thing

1088
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
That obviously me and Kyle have spoke about

1089
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
And I'm sure a lot of people are

1090
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Righted to do it

1091
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
When you turned 18

1092
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
You didn't get nothing in terms of

1093
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I did yeah sorry

1094
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I thought you were on a savings account

1095
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Yeah so

1096
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
My mum did it for me and my sister

1097
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I think I got

1098
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
I think it was about four grand

1099
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
And when I got it

1100
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I literally went straight to the bank

1101
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Got a grand out and gave it straight back to my mum

1102
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
She didn't want it but I made a fucking

1103
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I was like no you've put this

1104
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Bunny in I haven't asked for it I don't need it

1105
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
I probably should have fucking

1106
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Done something better with it really because

1107
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
I had nothing to show for it but

1108
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
You were having this

1109
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
You fucking looked after me for fucking 18 years

1110
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Whatever happened so I'm giving you money back

1111
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I know she would have ended up just spending it back on me

1112
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
In the long run but yeah

1113
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I've already looked into those

1114
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I'm going to do

1115
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Multiple to be fair

1116
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Even if it's just like £2 a month but

1117
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
There's

1118
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Infant oysters

1119
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
So I can start one off

1120
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
To put towards him buying a house

1121
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
When he can not when he's older

1122
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
The general interest savings

1123
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Account so when he's 16 or 18

1124
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Depending on which one you take out

1125
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Have a couple of grand to fucking just do whatever

1126
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
With

1127
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I'm going to fucking start doing all of them to be fair

1128
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
I can start doing them now I don't know why I haven't

1129
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000
I've looked into them I don't know why I haven't done it yet

1130
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Well it's not going nowhere but yeah

1131
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
It'd be nice

1132
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
I mean I never had anything like that I know

1133
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I can't even have anything like that so it's something that

1134
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
You know just all of that

1135
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Stuff that you didn't have what you would have thought

1136
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Would it be nice you can just

1137
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Rectify them not rectify them

1138
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
That's the right word but you get where I'm

1139
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Coming from yeah

1140
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
We went from

1141
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Porn by the way

1142
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
To baby

1143
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Isis that is fucking burst all

1144
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Like it's going mate and people's

1145
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
No one does actually I was going to say people

1146
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Say that we're boring or one one

1147
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Lined or something but you know

1148
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Have we had like a hopeful message yet

1149
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
I think the worst one was that YouTube comment

1150
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
About we need better microphones

1151
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Oh yeah oh now we have

1152
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I mean apart from

1153
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
No we had these at the time

1154
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
No no

1155
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Apart from James he's bullshit every week

1156
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
We don't really have anything to

1157
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Don't worry mate we'll get on to your shit in a minute

1158
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
But yeah

1159
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
We're here for the people

1160
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I mean it definitely

1161
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Has been all

1162
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Over the place

1163
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Youth virgin shit and all that

1164
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
But yeah

1165
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I mean can you imagine if we had

1166
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Like a production

1167
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
So like we had money coming in to actually

1168
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Produce stuff as well

1169
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Buying it would be even better

1170
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Than he already is which is

1171
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Hard because he's really good and really

1172
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Absolutely fantastic as Gary

1173
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Barlow would say

1174
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
You know what

1175
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I've mentioned before obviously before

1176
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Doing his podcast and doing his podcast

1177
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
And I'll listen to some shit

1178
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Podcasts

1179
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Really bad and I'm like

1180
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
And they're successful like they have a production

1181
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Company and they have writers for the show

1182
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
And they are terrible

1183
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I think if we did have a

1184
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Producer so not a

1185
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Writer or anything but someone that would essentially

1186
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Do the editing for us

1187
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
And come with

1188
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000
The questions and stuff so essentially

1189
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
We just turn up and do the talking

1190
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
That would be a lot easier

1191
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
But in general

1192
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I don't think we need it really

1193
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Before we started we thought

1194
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
What's happening this week

1195
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
I knew I wanted to talk about

1196
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
The virgins shit

1197
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
But

1198
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
We just fucking

1199
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Going up to two years now isn't it

1200
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
This podcast

1201
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
So this is episode 92

1202
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
And then essentially

1203
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
It was March

1204
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
We started in March

1205
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Yeah I think essentially next week would be the two year

1206
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Anniversary

1207
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
So it should be

1208
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
104 episodes at that point

1209
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
We missed some yeah

1210
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
It's been too bad though

1211
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
If you think about how many shows we've missed over that period of time

1212
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Yeah of two years for just two people

1213
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Fucking

1214
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Chatting shows

1215
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
The best ones though was the ones

1216
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Where

1217
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
We used to have a few beers with us

1218
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Like yeah

1219
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Yeah

1220
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
I know we need to start doing that more often really don't we

1221
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
But again

1222
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
That was a pre

1223
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Baby situation that was weren't it

1224
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Yeah it's just

1225
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Loads of things have changed even since those two years

1226
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
I know how time

1227
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Flows aye

1228
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Everytime I speak to her

1229
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
I can't believe how fast the year is going

1230
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I'm like mum you say this every year

1231
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Time's still going at the same speed

1232
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I swear

1233
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
She's off her fucking head more and more theories

1234
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
But again

1235
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Something else we spoke about

1236
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
We barely ever speak as well

1237
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
But we spoke about everything I've had this

1238
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Week

1239
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
When I said about

1240
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Calling him Jasper again

1241
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
The other week to her she's like

1242
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Jasper the ghost

1243
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
It's Casper the ghost

1244
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
And she's going on and I'm like mum we've had this conversation

1245
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
We've already had the conversation

1246
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
She's going on about something else

1247
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Mum I know we've had this conversation

1248
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
And then she starts going on about

1249
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Something else

1250
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
5 minutes later I start saying the same thing

1251
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Mum bear in mind my niece

1252
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Little brock is in the fucking background as well

1253
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
She's sitting there laughing

1254
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Because I'm on loudspeaker

1255
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Mum we've already spoke about this 5 minutes ago

1256
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
And she's not listening to me

1257
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Brooklyn's laughing and she's talking over me

1258
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
On the loudspeaker

1259
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Mum shut up we've just spoke about this

1260
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
I like your mum's relationship with Brooklyn

1261
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Her grand daughter

1262
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
It's like proper like

1263
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I think like

1264
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Brooklyn makes your mum feel young

1265
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Do you know what I mean like

1266
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Yeah she does

1267
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
I think because Brooklyn likes a lot of the stuff that mum does as well

1268
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
With all the

1269
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Korean programmes and stuff

1270
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Fucking hell she'd be lost without Netflix

1271
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
And that these days

1272
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
I remember with

1273
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Before this Christmas

1274
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Come September

1275
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
She'd have that fucking

1276
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
The Christmas movie channel on

1277
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
And she'd be watching all the

1278
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Full mark Christmas movies and that

1279
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
And then this year as I've come round

1280
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
She literally says I've not watched

1281
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
A single Christmas film

1282
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Because I went there on Boxing Day

1283
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
But she was like I've not watched a single

1284
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Christmas film because she's watching all the

1285
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Different programmes

1286
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I don't know how she does it because she'll have it

1287
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
On Netflix and then she'll have a fucking

1288
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Phone flicking through fucking

1289
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Young Cook on TikTok and whatever

1290
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
And then something else and she's still

1291
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Reading the subtitles

1292
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Fuck me I can barely fucking read

1293
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
English let alone something else

1294
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
I mean obviously she's reading the

1295
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Subtitles as English she's not fucking

1296
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Fluent of what she's just listened to me

1297
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
But yeah

1298
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
She'd be lost without all of that

1299
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Voic here is another app

1300
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Which is similar to Netflix that she watches

1301
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
All of it on and out as well

1302
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Let me just get you a stick I'll fucking get it all for free

1303
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Nah love my Netflix

1304
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
She won't even let me get her

1305
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Not even buy her one I would have

1306
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Just given her my old TV but a newer

1307
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Smart TV because she's got a virgin

1308
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Box so you go on

1309
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
305 and that loads up the Netflix

1310
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
App and I'm like

1311
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Let me just get you a newer TV

1312
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Just press the bullet

1313
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Nah I don't need that Jo

1314
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
It won't cost

1315
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Anything let me just fucking get it

1316
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Yeah she won't fucking have it

1317
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
But yeah bless her

1318
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
She's happy fucking with everything

1319
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
And yeah

1320
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Fucking

1321
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
She's on about going to Korea

1322
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
As well I don't know if I told you that the other week

1323
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I was going to South Korea

1324
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
But it wouldn't be North Korea

1325
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Imagine that she just goes to North Korea

1326
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Fucking in a camp

1327
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
But yeah her and her mate

1328
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
They're on about going

1329
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I was like yeah just book it

1330
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
I'll give you some money towards it

1331
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Because I don't know between her and her friend

1332
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
They were like yeah we can just do this

1333
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
And blah blah

1334
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Yeah but you're going to need more than 200 pounds

1335
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I'll give you money just book your

1336
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Floats and stuff I'll give you spending money

1337
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Yeah you'd

1338
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Have to have a bit of spending money because you'd

1339
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Want to do everything

1340
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
The price difference how cheap it is and stuff

1341
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
She thinks that she wouldn't need much

1342
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
What is the currency in South Korea

1343
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
I don't know

1344
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
I know it's

1345
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Meh

1346
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
What do you go

1347
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
See if I was going to do that I'd go

1348
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
South Korea and Japan

1349
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And do both

1350
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
You'd just do a fucking tour wouldn't you

1351
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Literally just 5 days South Korea 5 days Japan

1352
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
All along it depends on

1353
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Well yeah

1354
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Money time everything

1355
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
But yeah

1356
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
I was like surely you're going to want to see

1357
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
The currency and stuff

1358
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
No no we'll walk around we'll go to the museum

1359
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Just book it I'll give you some money

1360
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Excuse me if you don't use it

1361
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
You don't use it

1362
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
So yeah she might do it

1363
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
I think she was looking at doing that

1364
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
In August as well

1365
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Yeah it'd be fucking insane for her

1366
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
So the currency is called one

1367
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
One

1368
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
One time

1369
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Oh god

1370
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
They have those

1371
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Where like one pounds

1372
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Were fucking like 55

1373
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
You know what I mean like if you had

1374
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
You know like how like

1375
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
A pound is like

1376
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
In Japan like

1377
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
A million yen

1378
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
It's like that it just drives me nuts

1379
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I know he's weird

1380
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
I don't know what I was watching the other day

1381
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Something on there I think it was like a fucking

1382
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Like a pot noodle like a cup of ramen

1383
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Like a thousand yen

1384
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Or not

1385
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
It should be like a pound

1386
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Why is it that and then

1387
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
If you did a conversion

1388
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
It was like 13p or something

1389
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Go it on

1390
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Some of the stuff yeah

1391
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
In Thailand especially

1392
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
And then obviously I've seen some in Japan where

1393
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
You know you go out for food spots

1394
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
When you convert it to like

1395
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
What you would pay in pounds

1396
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
It's nothing

1397
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Again I said it before

1398
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Even when I went to Poland

1399
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
The exchange rate

1400
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Essentially it was like

1401
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
100 pound was 400

1402
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Slutty

1403
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Did I not use your hours then? No

1404
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Okay

1405
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
And

1406
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Even though

1407
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
You don't think it's much

1408
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
There was like so essentially

1409
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
The one the first night

1410
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
There was about 10 of us that all

1411
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Had food or fucking big scram

1412
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
And that as well I had about 40 pints

1413
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Of other people having drinks and that

1414
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
So

1415
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
I think it was 720

1416
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Slutty

1417
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
And it worked out to

1418
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Just over 100 pound

1419
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
And that included because once it

1420
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Reached over a certain price they added

1421
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
10% on for a tip

1422
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
So it would have been like

1423
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
100 pound for like 10 of us eating

1424
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
And it was big fucking scram as well

1425
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Okay

1426
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
It was just ridiculous you know you think cooking

1427
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Over here

1428
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Per heads

1429
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Meal, desserts

1430
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
And two drinks

1431
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Look at all 40, 50 pound minimum anywhere

1432
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
So it was absolutely ridiculous

1433
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
And a lot again

1434
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Because of being in a foreign country

1435
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Foreign people like we were to them

1436
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
You know making the effort of speaking

1437
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
English

1438
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
The hospitality was absolutely fantastic

1439
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
And the

1440
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Agriculture and all you look around

1441
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
The architecture it's just

1442
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
I know I did say

1443
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Prior to

1444
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Going back then anyway

1445
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
It's not like what you think it's going to be

1446
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
From what you see on the film

1447
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
It's beautiful

1448
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I've just checked so

1449
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
One Polish

1450
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Slutty equals to 20 pence

1451
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Yeah so literally

1452
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Four times the difference still

1453
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Grab yourself a bargain

1454
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
It was because even

1455
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
When we was on the one little fucking

1456
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Resort as well

1457
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Four bottles

1458
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Big bottles of desperado as well

1459
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
It worked out

1460
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
To 10 pound

1461
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
And it wasn't these

1462
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Little fucking

1463
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
It wasn't the 330 ones

1464
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
It was 480 or something

1465
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Yeah I think it was like 400

1466
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Something like that

1467
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
So again it wasn't the big

1468
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Ponds and half ponds

1469
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Again I know that would be pain

1470
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Or fucking

1471
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Again because that was a premium drink to them

1472
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
So that's why they charged more

1473
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
But

1474
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
For the four drinks it would have been

1475
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Nearly 20 pound

1476
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Over here

1477
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
And for fucking 10 pound

1478
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
And they were apologising sorry it's so expensive

1479
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Don't worry about it

1480
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
It's fucking sad that is

1481
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Yeah fucking

1482
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Good times

1483
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
It's fucking wise

1484
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Local but still it's good

1485
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
We're going to have to get on

1486
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
To some of these correspondents anyway

1487
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
We've rattled on

1488
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
For nearly an hour

1489
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Already Jesus

1490
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
We've got loads we're going to have to roll on

1491
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Next week we did say it last week

1492
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
And we didn't start off with both

1493
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
The next podcast

1494
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
You know what the next podcast

1495
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Let's just do the correspondence live

1496
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
That's only 12 minutes long

1497
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
Yeah

1498
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
No I reckon we can stretch it to an hour

1499
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
I feel like we could do it this

1500
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Right yeah

1501
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
James let's just get you out of the way

1502
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
He loves me man

1503
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
He fucking loves you

1504
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
You know it's he just needs to give up

1505
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Short doesn't even start to describe you

1506
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Well James

1507
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Liverpool haven't had a good week either have they

1508
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000
That's all I need to say on that

1509
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000
On this sound map really

1510
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
That yeah

1511
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
I think it's just standard

1512
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
There's no point saying anything

1513
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Fucking Domero

1514
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
In the other nog

1515
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Liverpool and Aston Villa playing

1516
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
And it was just the Marcus Rashford show

1517
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
It's all I could fucking see

1518
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Because I wasn't watching the game

1519
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
I was flicking on score sports news

1520
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
From time to time on my phone

1521
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
That's all I kept reading

1522
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Fucking looking good

1523
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
He's just played in a nice ball

1524
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Nothing to come from it

1525
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Why is it just about him

1526
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
They've got ten other players on the bitch

1527
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Why is it just can't say

1528
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Rashford Rashford Rashford

1529
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
I think because I watched the first half

1530
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
He did look threatening

1531
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
He looked like you're giving the ball

1532
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
He was going to do something

1533
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
He looked good to be fair

1534
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Six years ago we looked like that for United as well

1535
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
You know he's

1536
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
He's good though isn't he

1537
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
It's good because we need him to fucking perform

1538
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
So we can potentially get

1539
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
30 to 40 million at the end of the season

1540
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
On sound

1541
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
There's other players

1542
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
It was just fucking

1543
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
It's always about United with all this

1544
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Bullshit

1545
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
As I've said enough times

1546
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
Every press conference asking about Harry Maguire

1547
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
They're asking about Rashford

1548
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
Ask proper questions

1549
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Do your fucking job

1550
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Yeah it's just fucking

1551
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I'm just over it

1552
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
I'm still going to fucking be an United fan

1553
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Even if they get relegated

1554
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Yeah fucking

1555
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
I think we need something like that

1556
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
There's protests happening in the next couple of weeks

1557
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
There's talks

1558
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
About trying to get the

1559
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Arsenal game

1560
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Presponed

1561
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Like what they did with the Liverpool game

1562
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Right

1563
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Last year the year before where there was

1564
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
The riots

1565
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
But there's not enough

1566
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
I don't understand because

1567
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
The owners can't do anything because

1568
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
They need to sell players

1569
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
It's just been poorly

1570
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Managed for years

1571
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
And it's come to a time where

1572
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
No but because of the owners because the glazers

1573
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Poured the club and put the debts

1574
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
So they didn't even use any of the money

1575
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
To put the debt onto the club

1576
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
But that geezer if he wanted to could just roll off the debt

1577
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
With his own personal money

1578
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
He could put fucking more on the winner

1579
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
He could do but again

1580
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
If you own your own fucking

1581
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
28% of his house are you going to pay off

1582
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Fucking more of it

1583
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Or are you just going to pay

1584
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
So he's not going to put his own money into it

1585
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
It's still under a probation period

1586
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Essentially because

1587
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
From when they purchased the 28%

1588
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
There was an 18 month

1589
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Probation period

1590
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Where if someone else say

1591
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Come back in again

1592
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
And says to the glazers we want to buy the club

1593
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
We want to buy all of you

1594
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Then any of us in the Sijimratcliffe

1595
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Would have no say over it

1596
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
They'd have to sell their shares again

1597
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
So they could have potentially

1598
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Put all of his effort in and put in

1599
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Maybe that's what they're doing

1600
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Because they've got the plans now

1601
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Approved, the start yeah

1602
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000
No they've not been approved

1603
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
There's plans in process but

1604
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
It's because they're still trying to get

1605
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Government backing and funding for it

1606
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
They own a shit load of land

1607
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Around Old Trafford as well

1608
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Which could potentially earn them

1609
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Billions of pounds as well

1610
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
From buildings, properties

1611
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Whatever being built on

1612
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Their land

1613
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
So they're going to sit and hold on to it

1614
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
I want to say something though

1615
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Because that Anthony's went to Real Batiste

1616
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
And he scored like I think 3 goals

1617
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Do you remember his first 3 games for United

1618
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Yes, no I remember

1619
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
The player last night

1620
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Do you know what he did last night

1621
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
No, fair one

1622
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
I'm just saying like

1623
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
There's got to be more to it now than the players

1624
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
I don't know what it is

1625
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
It's a toxic dressing room

1626
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
It started off with fucking the larks of Pogba

1627
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Jesse Lingard and that

1628
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
The player power, getting the manager sacked

1629
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Downing tools

1630
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Even Rafa Baran

1631
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
The other day came out on an interview saying

1632
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
He had a 4-0 with Ten Hogg

1633
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
The players

1634
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Didn't fucking

1635
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Log him, they didn't log him

1636
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Being a dictator and whatever

1637
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
The dressing room had fucking gone

1638
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
He was surprised

1639
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
That they extended his contract

1640
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
To Nice and Aix-en-Night

1641
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
So at the end of the day

1642
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
It didn't matter what you did at Real Madrid

1643
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
He was a player at another club

1644
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
If he's not listened to you

1645
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
You're not there to give the manager

1646
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Your opinion

1647
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
You're not there to listen to him

1648
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
And fucking do what he's told you

1649
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
So if he's coming out publicly saying

1650
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
That how many other players are in the dressing room

1651
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Not listening to the manager

1652
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Example, fucking

1653
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Proving the putt with Rashford

1654
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Not turning up to training on time

1655
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Not putting his effort in training

1656
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
He's gone to Villa

1657
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Trying to prove a point

1658
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Put his fucking face out there

1659
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
And he's had

1660
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
112 minutes

1661
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Of half decent football

1662
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
What you expect him to be able to do

1663
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Yeah, nothing

1664
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Yeah

1665
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Again with Sancho

1666
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
He's gone to Chelsea

1667
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Loan with obligations

1668
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
So we're going to get that 24 million

1669
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
At the end of the season

1670
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
But again

1671
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
His first couple of games

1672
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
He was on fire allegedly

1673
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
The last 10 games he's not even put

1674
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
One successful cross into the box

1675
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
So yeah

1676
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
It's bollocks

1677
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
I think, and this might be an unpopular opinion

1678
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
I think man you need

1679
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Not so much a tactician

1680
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Or like someone who doesn't need a character

1681
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
As a manager

1682
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Like a Roy Keane

1683
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
Like a Neil Warner

1684
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
Do you know what I mean?

1685
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Yeah, but like what we've already just been going on about

1686
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
With the youth virgins

1687
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
It's all too PC these days

1688
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
So if Roy Keane went into the dressing room

1689
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
He's got all the tools for him as well

1690
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
I want a manager

1691
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
If my players sit on the bench

1692
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
And the linesman's been shit

1693
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
I want to tell my manager

1694
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Tell the player, warm up and get the linesman there for

1695
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
That's what I want

1696
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
And that's the kind of stuff

1697
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
So that you can't do these days

1698
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Because they'd get a fucking red card

1699
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Just take the yellow card

1700
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
I get it

1701
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
That's what I think

1702
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Man you've gone for this road

1703
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
And why? This and that

1704
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
It hasn't worked

1705
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Just get a person

1706
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Someone, a likable person

1707
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
So there's not this toxic

1708
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Just to get rid of all that

1709
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Yeah, so I think we've

1710
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Ruben Amarin at the moment

1711
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
He's trying to get that across

1712
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
He's trying to do the Arteta way

1713
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Of getting the shit out of his dressing room

1714
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Oh yeah, Roy has done that with Rashford

1715
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
He's fucking

1716
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Kicked him out of the train

1717
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
At the moment now

1718
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Garnacho got dropped for the game as well

1719
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
The same one as Rashford with the Manchester Derby

1720
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
He put his effort in

1721
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
We don't even know, because it's not been made public

1722
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Why he got dropped

1723
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
But let's just say

1724
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
He didn't put the effort in or he turned up late to training

1725
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
He dropped him, come back

1726
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
And he's picked him every game

1727
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
He's one of his fucking preferred players

1728
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
Most likely on the team sheet

1729
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Every week

1730
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
So he goes to show that he is

1731
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
He's got the blood down

1732
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Again, with Anthony

1733
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Not his player

1734
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Not wanting to use him in that

1735
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
So he's like, you can go

1736
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I'll struggle then

1737
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
I'll struggle without getting a replacement

1738
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Just go, because I don't need you

1739
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Did you see Anthony's t-shirt

1740
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
When he lifted up his football top

1741
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
So he wrote on his vest

1742
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Or whatever underneath anyway

1743
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Saying, Manchester United tried to ruin me

1744
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I'll prove them wrong

1745
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Is that actually

1746
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Or is that like

1747
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
What happened, was that just like, instantly

1748
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
Is that like, you saw the picture

1749
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Yeah, so I'm hoping it hasn't been photoshopped

1750
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
That's what I'm saying

1751
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Because

1752
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
With the zoom

1753
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Didn't be, and then the picture next to it

1754
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Of normal, when he was

1755
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Showing it to the fucking camera

1756
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
20 meters away or whatever

1757
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
It looked exactly the same, so hopefully that's what he is

1758
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
But still

1759
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Even with his interview

1760
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
He's made some slow digs

1761
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
To United

1762
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
When

1763
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
It's all down to

1764
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
The personal performances

1765
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
They're getting all this fucking money

1766
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
And it's like, oh yeah, I've made it now

1767
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
I don't need to put the effort in

1768
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
Rashford played for the contracts

1769
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Got it

1770
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000
350 or 375 grand a week

1771
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Fucking started playing shit again

1772
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Mason Mount

1773
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Comes in, he's fucking

1774
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Already had a pre-existing injury

1775
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Some pelvic injury or something

1776
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Gets 240 grand a week

1777
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Number 7 shirt, played like 10 games

1778
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Luke Shaw

1779
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Fucking non-existent

1780
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
There's too many of these

1781
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
Toxic players that fucking

1782
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
They're fair enough, injuries are injuries, but

1783
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
It's

1784
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Questionable now

1785
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
Yeah, it's just fucking ridiculous

1786
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
I've watched a lot of footballing podcasts because

1787
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
I could fucking rant on about it

1788
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
In a whole separate fucking section

1789
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
I've watched about 4 minutes of

1790
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Mark Goldbridge and he was ranting

1791
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
I think just the manu way now

1792
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
I'm with you James

1793
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Know what I'm saying

1794
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Yeah, but Liverpool had a shit way because I don't think so

1795
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
I've not even looked at the fucking

1796
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Fictures properly

1797
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
For this weekend

1798
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
I know for a change

1799
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
You know, it's another half ball kick off on a Saturday

1800
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Leicester, Brentford tonight

1801
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Liverpool got this weekend

1802
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Villa Chelsea tomorrow as well

1803
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Today for the people listening

1804
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000
On the day of release

1805
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
Man City, Liverpool

1806
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000
On Sunday

1807
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Half ball kick off

1808
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Profit game

1809
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
It's gotta be a Liverpool win

1810
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Did you see Man City get slapped

1811
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Up all around Madrid, do you or not?

1812
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Mbappe, hat trick

1813
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Yeah, I saw the whole line

1814
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Fucking defending

1815
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Absolutely terrible

1816
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
Yeah, but we're not a footballing podcast

1817
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
I'd love to have a full weekend of

1818
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Not really doing anything and just watching football

1819
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Rugby as well

1820
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
Little bits, I'm not a massive rugby fan or anything

1821
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
But I watch little bits

1822
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
We're gonna have to crack

1823
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
On that to be fair

1824
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
So footballing, it's over for the fucking week

1825
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
We've got some new world orders

1826
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
But we'll get onto them next week

1827
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Lauren, you can phone out that gossip next week

1828
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Don't you fucking worry there girl

1829
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Send in all your new world orders

1830
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
And all that

1831
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
You know what to do

1832
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Hey, what's wrong with you

1833
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Any questions

1834
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Send them all, the links are in the descriptions

1835
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
And we'll get onto them

1836
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Next week

1837
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
We say it, we said it

1838
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
No, we won't

1839
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Honestly, we won't

1840
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
No Manualli talk

1841
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000
No porn talk

1842
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000
I'd happily not talk about fucking United on Air

1843
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000
But James just gets me fucking

1844
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Stied, don't I

1845
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Hey, hey, hey, calm down

1846
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Fucking

1847
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Yeah

1848
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,000
On that fucking depressing shit

1849
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000
Yeah, we shall see you all next week

1850
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Peace

1851
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
We need it, oh so sly

1852
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
Their chemistry's electric

1853
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
You can't deny

1854
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
You can't deny

1855
01:07:54,000 --> 01:08:06,000
You can't deny