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Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast
I'm your host Ash and JD
And happy Valentine's Day for all you Valentine's peoples out there
Have you got a Valentine's card for your other half?
No
Have you got one for yours?
No, I love my girlfriend every day of the year
So anyone who hasn't got a card, you can use that excuse right there
Keep that in the bank
But if you're gonna use that excuse, make sure you do stuff on other days that aren't Valentine's Day
For example, I actually got flowers the other day
Or just do nothing all year
Consistent
Very consistent
You got flowers?
Well, so I feel like I've already said this on the podcast before
So I never used to get flowers anyway
I think a lot of listeners would like the fact that you brought them flowers
Well yeah, they should appreciate
Because they're really big
That poor woman
That poor lady
Look, that's the auditor
But yeah, I never used to buy her flowers
Because she's got hay fever
And I remember early doors, I had no point getting her flowers
She actually says that to me
So for years, never got her any
And then probably about three years ago
She says, you never get me no flowers
I think it was like a random Mother's Day or something
It was
Because it was the florist of Mars and Green
It was all the road where I was like
We'll stop off there, get some flowers for my mum
And that was the conversation
You never get me no flowers
Because you've got hay fever
Why am I going to put something in the house that you're allergic to?
And she's like, yeah, but you know, it's nice
Plus I can de-polymer and blah blah
So you want me to get you some flowers there
So it's gone on from there
So I never get any expensive ones or anything
And then even just the other day
I went into Asda
Saw them all there
Because obviously they've got all the ones out ready for Valentine's Day and that anyway
I was like, well, I'm not going to spend fucking a lot of money on roses and stuff
Because she doesn't like roses
Saw this little bunch of yellow and green bastards
Six pound, I can say
Are they actually called bastards?
No, no, I just don't know the name of flowers
I know there weren't any of these
So I don't know flowers
So when you said it, I was just like
I don't know whether to ask that question
Because I'm a sound dummy for you
Look at how beautiful these bastards are
Smell nice, don't they?
Bastard, yeah
Yeah, I mean, it's six pound
So
What's your happy minute?
Yeah, to be honest, I'd forgot that I'd bought them
Because I'd already put them in the bars
Because I wasn't going to leave them on the side for a couple of hours
Because it was Wednesday and she doesn't get back until late on a Wednesday
And I'd already started cooking dinner
They said they were in the bars, they were on the table in the living room
So I'm cooking dinner
She's coming, hotter than a round
And she's like, oh, we've got flowers
I was like, oh yeah, I've got these flowers
But yeah
Yeah, just, you know, if you're going to do stuff
Do it all year round
Just any other day
Either way, I'd be consistent with you
Yeah, because it is just a waste of money, isn't it?
It's a money spinner
Yeah, everything gets expensive
The pubs are all rammed
Because that always cracks me up
You get people going out on a date in a pub or wherever
So you don't do this any other time
So why are you making the effort now when it's more expensive as well?
Just fucking do it any other day
And as much as...
There was someone that did ask
Did I kick off last weekend?
Dan says no, I couldn't be arse in the end
But it's not always me being an arvin' moan in my own half the time
There's the other half in my sleep
But yeah, I'll do stuff like that from time to time
She started crying again the other night
What?
Because she's there
Sitting on Moe's side of the sofa
Which is now her side
So when does her side become your side efficiently?
You stop calling it her side but your side?
Well, I'm expecting when the weather starts to get warmer
Because she's sitting there because it's close to the radiator
And I ain't bothered about that
But I think it's going to be a permanent thing until the baby's here
Because it's easier for her to get up and down off of that side
Instead of sitting in the corner on the old piece
So yeah, for a while unfortunately
So she's sitting there and then she's put her feet across to me
And I don't mind her putting her feet on me and that
But it's when cats fucking massage and they're fucking pausing
She does that with her toes and that cracks me up
But I ain't bothered about the feet and that
It's just don't wiggle your toes
Just put your feet there
You don't need to keep reminding me that your feet are on me
So anyway, she's put her feet onto me
But as she's doing it, she's already made a bit of a shivering noise
To indicate she's cold
So I've got my little fleece flankey off the side of the chair
Put it over her legs
And so she starts crying
I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
And obviously the hormones and everything were all hot
And she starts, you just spoil me don't you?
That's because Jai, you treated her mean
And now she's like, you know what I mean?
She's keen, you know what I mean?
No, no, no, I'll put it out there
I wasn't nasty to her at all that day
You know what I mean?
No, because it's the little things
But yeah, it's stuff like that
She acknowledges and she appreciates
I don't get anything in return myself
You don't get nothing mate?
No, not even after the flowers?
No, nothing
Not even after the flankey?
No, just wiggly toes
That's all it fucking seems to go
At least it was on your lap
So you got some corner sensation
It was against my leg
She's teasing you then, she's bowing up to you
I've been building up for a long time
But yeah, I'm a bit gutted as well though
Obviously since it's Valentine's Day
A lot of people if they're not going out
They'll cook a meal and candle lights and whatever in a movie
Not going to go to that extreme
Because I don't sit at the table with candles
We will watch a film or something like that
Last night I cooked a pork ragu
So it's a pasta dish
Fucking amazing
And I wish that I did it tonight now instead
Because it would have seemed like a better gesture
I knew straight away when we first got together
I'm not into that Valentine's Day shit
I'm not going to be fucking buying you gifts and that
That's Christmas from birthdays basically
So yeah, if I would have cooked that tonight
It would have been a nice one but it was
I give her a plate
And by the time I walked into the kitchen to get mine
And come back in, she's just had a mouthful
And you know just that look
A child trying chocolate for the first time
Just sheer excitement, the jaws open and that
This is better than your lasagna
And I'll cook a fucking brilliant lasagna as well
It's the first time I've done a ragu
So yeah, I was really impressed with myself
All from scratch as well though
Even the sauce, no tomato, passata sauce or anything
It was fresh tomatoes
Roasted my garlic up and that in the oven
And then once they all charred a bit in that
In the pot, mashed them all
Fucking a bit of beef stock
Pasta in, fucking the lot
It was nice man
Because she's still
I say she's not eating properly because she's snacking a lot
She was always snacking a lot anyway
But she's snacking for two now isn't she?
At least that's what she keeps saying
So she doesn't eat a big dinner these days
But last night she was eyeing up my plate
And I was like, what?
She said, well I'm just looking how much more you've got left
Even though she still had some on her plate
I was like, if you want some of these I'll give you some
Because I've got two fucking garlic baguettes there
So I'm ready to fucking down ambassadile
Because I like garlic bread as well
Garlic?
That's just gone over so many people's heads
All the younger people
Peter Kay
So she ended up not having any of mine
And she struggled to eat everything that was on her plate
But she literally did lick the plate
Because she enjoyed it that much
Even down to fresh parmesan cheese as well
Just grating that bastard over the top
Fucking
It's funny how she licks that plate though mate
I'm licking my board
I have to get some of that sauce off my fucking mouth
Just a little pop
I don't even put parmesan on that either
Fucking hell
I do keep my dick clean by the way
Yeah, hopefully if any of you's
I mean, if you're listening to this
Today for you
Yesterday as we're recording it
So it's Valentine's Day for us today
So happy belated Valentine's Day for a lot of yous
But again a lot of people will be doing stuff tomorrow night as well
Instead of going out on the Friday
They'll do it on the Saturday as well
Just to try and spread it out
Plus the pubs and all that will spread it out as well
So they can get the most of it
But I'll probably end up having a takeaway tonight now
I know that she's gone to Asda earlier
Because she's already texted me that
She took herself out for a walk
Obviously she's not taking the dog into Asda
Because they don't love pets in there
And she's bought a whole duck
And she literally put
I bought a duck, a whole duck
On the text message
I'm assuming she's bought a whole duck anyway
Unless she's put on the text
I bought duck breasts or duck legs or something
I'm assuming it's a whole duck
But again I don't get that
Obviously with all the pregnancy things
There's certain things you can and can't eat
And obviously the midwife says you've got to do this and whatever
So as far as I was aware
Duck was off the table
Because I think it's too fatty or something
I know she said at the time
And she definitely said duck anyway
Because I see him all the time in Asda
And I'm like, I love me a bit of duck
Especially because if you cook it for a Sunday roast dinner
And then the leftovers
Because with the chicken
I'll do the curry or something anyway
The duck, you've got to do the Chinese
I don't think I've ever had duck
It's beautiful
It's a duck
Quack quack
Quacky mate
It's cracky
No, because you're not a massive
Roast dinner fan
Obviously you never used to be
You are more so these days
But you'll take it or leave it
You're not going to go out, you're wanting to get one
You're not going to go to Atomic Arbor
That wouldn't be your first restaurant of choice
Or if they've got other stuff on their menu
You'd have that before the roast dinner
So
Have you ever had turkey
With like a Christmas dinner
It's better than turkey
Because again, if you don't cook turkey roll
It can be dry
You've really got to work
To cook a duck to dry it out
The taste is just better
Than chicken and that as well
And the eggs are better as well
No, I've had an ostrich
An ostrich burger once
I've had ostrich burger
I don't know why, because in my head it doesn't feel like a
Spiny, like ostrich duck
Yeah, but it's just
Another bird, isn't it? Like a quail and stuff
I can't remember the site
The website now, but I remember
Looking at one years ago
And you could buy literally everything, kangaroo meat
Crocodile meat and all that on there
I never got anything, well I think I got
I think I got the ostrich burgers from there
I don't know if I did get kangaroo
Or kangaroo steaks or something
But there was literally loads
Of different animals
I'll just imagine they shipped them from Australia
To be fair, because already
It was fucking an Australian
Kangaroo
Yeah, I'm going to have to see
If that's still a thing though
Yeah, just like eating meat
Well you wouldn't want kangaroo from
Somewhere like India, mate
No, because
Kangaroos are really only in Australia
Right now
I think they are only in the US, Australia
Same as koalas
I believe
What I'm saying is, mate
You're saying you believe they're from Australia
So if it's kangaroo
Hopefully it's from Australia, not from anywhere else
Yeah
Unless it's
From a zoo
Yeah, I have seen kangaroos
I was thinking they'd have kangaroos in the zoos over here
But they don't, I know I've seen them
So maybe if they've died of natural causes
Then the meat's getting reused
Instead of just thrown them to the lion
Or something
But you would just do that, wouldn't you?
I don't know, it's pretty sad to be honest
You've got to think fucking realistically
If that kangaroo or the
Monkeys died or something, naturally
Like what are they doing?
Just give that to the fucking tigers
Or the lions
That saves a day or two
Of the feed then, doesn't it?
No, I get what you're saying
It's the circle of life
Yeah
It is, no, because in the
No, that's true
Yeah
I saw a TikTok video
Since I'm
Since I'm singing the fucking Lion King songs
This couple's
Got a cank also, Doug
And not the
Original Lion King, you know the new one
Where it's the
Live action
Is that what you're passing us? But yeah, it's not the animated film
Yeah, I think it is live, you call it live action
So, the dog's watching that
And fucking lots of
Spoiler alert for anyone that hasn't seen the Lion King by the way
But as
Simba's dad
Dies
Literally, the dog's there, because it's like jumping up
At the canter open as it's
Charging for the canyon thing
And then as Simba's
At the fucking, the dead body
The girl's
Gone round to the dog, and the dog is literally
Crying
It was such a shame
Because obviously the dog's already confused
Because it's jumping up at the TV
Helping the fucking lion and all that
And then obviously
He doesn't realise what's going on
And he's just sitting there crying
And she's recording laughing
Put you nasty bitch
Not comfortable with the dog man
Emotional sub-raw
Put it on the channel I've released
Put it on to see the dog's reaction
Because
You know, you've done it with Alphys
Putting Pokemon on for him because he loves it
I'll put Bluey on for my dog
Even though I don't think he's fucking watching it
He's strange like that
Because I'll put stuff on for him
And I know we won't pay attention in general
But he'll sit there and watch the football with me
He doesn't jump up and get excited
Maybe that's all the multiple colours
The spots
I'll put Bluey on for him
And I don't see
We don't know Bluey
Obviously the wider do the colours
And it's supposed to be that
But
Yeah
I don't know, he's just a fucking bib anyway
Yeah
Another week gone
Elon Musk
Did you see him
I don't even know what he was doing with Trump
And what the meeting was about
I just saw the clips of him getting asked the question
And he's just completely
Like dodged it
It's like he's trying to be a British politician now
Because he's avoided what the actual question was
And he was just trying to say
That the people
No, not all the people
But you know, 51% of the people
Have voted for our saviour
Donald Trump
And you know, this is what democracy is all about
Because the people have voted for him
And he's in power
And like, now even the people that didn't want him in power
They're going to reap the benefits
And nothing to do with what he was asked
And he avoided several questions
And he
Just seemed like he'd been fucking
Licking acid or something
No, I've
Saw a clip, I haven't watched all of it
I just saw a clip of what you were on about
Is he the way of wearing the black hat
In the other office, yeah
The one that I watched anyway
He lifted his hat up at first
And he was like, really?
Is it because of the hat?
And then he's put it back on
Because the hat says, make America grey again
And then that's when he started rolling into
The people have voted and whatever
I just
I don't get it, I don't see why he's been such a strange character these days
Why he's been a British politician with it
Yeah
I've watched, what's that
What's that British politician
Angela something, Raina
Yeah, is that her name? You know, the ginger one?
Yeah, Angela Raina
And we've seen that she called Kirstam or something
And then the presenter was like, you called in this new book
And she wouldn't answer the question, it's her book, so all her work would be
And she wouldn't say, yeah or no
Well if we look in 2007
We've been creating
Honestly, the lady was like, did you call
The Prime Minister, whatever it was
Stupid fucking wallet
It was something like that, it was like a fucking
Prickle or something, it was something along those lines
She wouldn't say
Yeah, I did back then, but I feel different now
Yeah, it was the same with
Starmers comments towards Trump
Well, last year or the year before
And then obviously Trump
Won the election, and he was trying to backpedal
On that straight away
Did you see any of the farmers protest
The other day as well? Yeah, I saw the
There was, cause he went to some
Where there was building some new houses or something
On a building site, and he's full on
Out and safe, he was building
Wasn't he, yeah, it's alright
I know, I just went with the whole, obviously
He had the whole of his on the fucking hard hat
No one was working
But he had the fucking whole of his on the hard hat
And I absolutely loved it, because you could see
That the trying to talk
Look at the plans, like he knows what he's looking at
And all you could hear was all the farmers
Horns just blaring
And he just kept looking over at them as if to say
Like, would you please stop
And they were like, nope, fucking
But it's good
What baffles me
Is the amount of these
Politicians and that
Cause I'll see the interviews on GB News
And just
Saying, I don't get bothered doing it
And it's not
It's not respectful, it's this and that
They're harming it for themselves
They just won't acknowledge the fact that
They're ruining it for the farmers
It's
Farmers are there to do one thing
Grow food, raise livestock
And, you know, support
Our
Economy, they're meant to be
Providing for us
And the fact that they're making everything
Harder for the farmers, the inheritance
Tax and everything, it's
Just fucking stupid, so obviously they've got to protest
You know, the train drivers are fucking protesting
All the time because they want more money
And they're fucking shitloaders, it is
Just for fucking pushing a lever
Forward and backwards
Press the button to open the door
Well, they don't even have to do that
They're just fucking
Once they park, put the handbrake on
It fucking goes on automatically
You know
So it's
They'll fucking bend over backwards for them
But then they'll still try and restrict
It's almost like they want to
Reduce the population or something
By making it harder
To locally
Source food and have to buy the food
From abroad where it is
Essential, I know it's not literally
But it feels like it's just all
Lab grown, broccoli
And fucking stuff
I know you're not a massive veggie
Or a evap, but have you seen
Obviously your broccoli and cauliflower
That you get from Azar and stuff
But then have you seen wild
Broccoli, what you actually get from a farm
Looks nothing like it
A lot of broccoli is purple as well
I didn't know that
And now it's organic
Bullshit, fucking
Because again, organic
It's not sprayed with the chemical
To stop the
Moist and whatever else
Eating the food
But it's not fucking
Hurt us before
It's just more ways to slap a fucking
Another name, another fucking term
Or something to charge more money
Well it's going to be a long four years for us mate
Well something's got to change
So that petition
Reached over 3 million signatures
This week I think it was
So from what they were saying
It's going to have to do another round
Going back to what could discussion in
Parliament, I can't see anything changing
With it again to be fair now though
But Labour
There was a lot more
I think in the last two weeks
200 people have left Labour
Their politicians have left because they're not
Happy with the policies, they're obviously trying
To jump ship because they can see
The nuts sinking here
And then more reformed
Party members are winning more seats
I know we don't know enough about
Politics and that to be fair
But the way that there's constant
Different towns are always
Having re-elections
For local members
You can have like Conservative or Labour government
But your council could be Labour or a different one
So it's still
It doesn't make sense
In some sense
How can you be
Conservative, own the government, run the government
But Labour's running your council
It's like different values
So
The fact that a lot more
Of them now are
Becoming reformed
Local parties
Locally run
I'm just hoping
That especially with some of the comments that
Trump has made over the last month
That it's going to get forced to go to
Another re-election
Because it has to change, it's not rots
There's a 20
There's a 20 billion black hole
That's sent 15 billion to Ukraine
18 billion
Was it Marmaris or something like that
There's been all sorts, but have you seen
There was a couple of geysers on TikTok
There's a website you can go onto
And you can see where the government's sending money
And have you seen any of that list?
No, because as I said I'm trying to get
Off my TikTok feed, anything negative
Anything that I just hate
I'm just trying to get off my feed anymore
I understand what you're saying, but when it's stuff like that
I think...
It just pisses you off anyway
I'd better be loaded with DEI stuff
Well one of them was for
Vegetation
Growth in Rwanda
And then it shows
Current
News video of what's going on there
It's like a bomb site
So you send money for this
And that's just gone into someone's pocket
And nothing's going on because it's fucking
War torn and that
You're sending money there for something that's not helping
But
Again, I don't know exactly, but let's just say
It was Kenya for example
For a museum
While you're sending money for them to build a museum
They don't need that
And why are we supporting that? Why are we funding that?
It's just ridiculous
It's mad what
Because that's what America has stopped
And that's what they're going through
They're going through all the money that they're seeing
I think from the last
Government
They're going through them and looking at the receipts
Cancelling
So we don't need to send
A million pounds or whatever
Well it's only wrong
Because Donald Trump's saying about
How much money they contribute
Towards the European Union
Nobody in here
I don't get why
They're saying that they did
And then when he said it the other day
200 million or something that they paid to him
Not last year or whatever it was
I don't get it
I understand if they're putting funds into NATO
But for the European Union
They shouldn't do it
Is it because it's backhanders to do with trade
Or something?
Obviously they're not going to say that
As public knowledge
Let's just look after the might there
It's just all it is
The politicians should just out them and the might
Get the money quick and fuck off
That's why when I do see
Some of these things with reform
That it does give a bit of
A hope towards a better future
As long as they do stick to the policies
I know things might change if they do
Take over the country
Well get into power not take over
Because again I don't know his name
But he was getting interviewed the other day
Roger Fratch
No it's one of the other ones
Cry head
No again
There's a third main one
The South Asian looking that
No
Yeah go on sorry
There's like
Four main ones
After Barrage there's two
He's next to
There's that Anderson and there's that
I can't remember his name
Yeah well anyway
He's getting questions
He says love
They're going to
Change the way so get rid of the
Inheritance tax that
Force onto the farmers
They'll tax
Because
Loophole for these farmers now is
Basically sell their land for
Wind farms so
He's saying they can still sell
Them as wind farms but
They will get tax on that
So if they still want to keep it and
Do the old school inheritance
Then that'll be fine they'll still get the
Normal benefits that way but otherwise
If they're selling the land it's a taxable
Thing you know it's property
Isn't it and the report was
Grinning about it it's like no
This is like any
Business is going to get taxed for selling assets
Like that so land is
An asset and
They're making it all negative
No it's the right thing
That's forcing them to
Stick to being a farmer for what they
Wanted to do originally
The way that they're trying to
Again it's all this left and right
Pollocks and that but they're trying to make
Reform seem more negative
Now because they just know
Obviously it's all down to the
Luminati and all that shit whatever
Greater power that you believe so the
They're trying to
Force the news
To dictate the right things
For lab and the
Stories and all that now anyway
To try and stop this new world motion
But
Yeah hopefully in the next couple of years
Before the
Full term is served anyway that we
Do get this re-election
And just try and fucking get on
To something better
We probably do sound like a broken record now because
Considering we're not a politics podcast
And we don't know a lot about politics
Or claims know a lot about politics
No I feel like the last 12 months
Or so we are
Just in general learning more
About it because I feel like we need to
It affects us so much these days
When you're a kid it doesn't fucking matter
But just the way everything has been
Changed in the last few years thought shit
Why is it so bad
Shall we move on to a
Sunk a bit more uplifting
Have we got any
Emails or messages
Yes I have
We're not babysitting today but
We've still got our mate Alfie here
Make himself known
There was a few comments about that
Like laughing baby in the background and all that
I didn't even know you could hear her
Yeah I mean I didn't
Listen to all of that episode
So the way through but it was
Oh baby
So
Yeah this is just what happens
Sometimes you know
We have to do these things
Just like with Alfie fucking
He's one of these fucking
Scranadu
It's too early mate not having any
So
We'll start off with Brie
She says how can you shit
Or nearly shit yourself so often
Literally that's what I thought
It's coming like a monthly event
Now ain't it that
Oh quarterly
It's a call every three months, four months
I mean yeah
It's often
It's too often though Jai
You know what I mean it's a bit boring
But it's a healthy bowel
Is it?
Yeah
You know what to be fair though
Healthy bowel is when you fart and shit yourself
That was just
A couple of unhealthy days I'd say
Sorry to be a bit graphic for anyone
If you're eating your breakfast or anything you might want to
Skip forward a minute
I've struggled the last couple of days
Because normally I'll go once a day
Every day
But
The last week
I've missed a day and then gone the next day
So even yesterday
Didn't go
It's strange because it's
Normally a part of my morning routine
Water, diet, saloos and everything
Then I can go but yesterday didn't happen
And this morning I knew that
I didn't fucking go yesterday
So it was another one of them
I'm in the house, I didn't even take his car
I left it on the lead
But unclipped it off his neck
Fucking locked the door and I'm stride upstairs
Fucking I'm going
There was them thoughts as well
Coming round to the park now
I can fucking go over the back of there if I need to
But that was mainly because
I know I didn't go yesterday
So there was a lot of
A lot of people in the queue
A lot of shit
Yeah, but it's not on purpose
It's just
These things happen
I don't know if I don't need to go
I'm not going to sit on the toilet
For the sake of it
So you don't
After I'm done I tend to sit on
The floor with me
No I can sit there after
But I'm not going to
Say we've yesterday morning
Because
I've got him from the wall
Didn't need to go
So I'm not going to sit on the toilet
To try and force out anything
Because that's what I could
You shouldn't be forcing it
I can give you a prostate issue
So yeah, it's just
I already said
About the kind of food that I eat
Cooking in a fucking
I do really love Italian cuisine
To be fair
I'm in Italy
And yeah, I did do the
The hand movements
Mamma mia
It's a long drive
Because I've got to take the dog
He doesn't have to go
I'm not leaving him at home
Looking
So yeah, I'd need like three weeks
So a couple of days
Driving and then
I'm going to
And that
Yeah, it's just
I ain't arsed
Not arsed
You like the cuisine
To be fair, I think it's just because I like cooking
Yeah
Italian, it's an easy one to cook
Yeah, I don't know
Shit happens
It's true, yeah
Well, thanks for your message
I don't know if I need more followers on my dot or something
No, it's maybe less
But it sounds a bit, mate
Thanks for your message
I do like that name
I think I have mentioned it
Yeah, not cheese though
James
Well, I know
To be fair, I didn't know if I would start with James after
Well
I would say it's out of the explore order
But he's just not first on my list
He's so gutted with that
Why am I not first?
So he says
Are you going to be a bad dad
And make your child a university fan too
Or let them support
A proper club
Well, that is an interesting
That is an interesting question actually
Probably the most interesting
One he's ever seen
I was going to say, no, he has said some classic stuff
Even you've offended him
He has said some classic stuff to you before
He's a good lad, James
He loves you
He does love you, mate
That is a good question, because you said you were a man you were from
Because you're a dad
So now, are you going to force that
Upon know your baby
Yes
Troubling times
Well, hopefully when he's old enough to
Appreciate the game, we'll run to better times
It's not looking likely
But still, one can hope
But I'm not going to
Do exactly what my dad did
Because I know I've said it before
But I grew up right by the Birmingham City Football Club
And it was only with yourself
And the other lads and that really that I went to the games
I think my uncle
Might have took me
Once, I know when
Blues were in the Premier League one of the times
Anyway, my cousin
Took me to watch you know as you play there as well
Obviously I was sitting
With the Blues fans as well
I remember Ryan Geeks running past
Right in front of me
Just dribbling whoever it was
I've gone to start shouting
My cousin just grabbed me
Went to sit the fuck down
Even when we scored as well
He grabbed me before
No
So
I'm going to
Whatever the local team is
From sitting in Coventry, I'll take
And sit a score with Blues
If I'm somewhere else I'll take into local football
Which I wanted to
Get back into doing that for
To be fair, just going and watching games
Of football but I just never seem to have time
At least I know when he's here
I'll be like, yeah come on mate
Let's fucking go
I haven't watched a football game in person
For years now and it's
Hating in the cold
I don't mind when the weather's nice
That's why I'm a bit, when I watched it at MLS
And it's obviously their season
Runs through the summer doesn't it
I can see them with the stadiums
I have the stadium plan where
You have a bar area and you can see them all
Just standing, having a beer, watching a
That
Sounds great
I saw
The other, when was it? The Man City
First, who was the Man City first?
In the FA Cup
On the weekend
That looked fucking free
Well he was freezing and he looked
Just like, yeah that's why I ain't going
Well I went to pop
To the shop on Saturday
And my next door neighbour, he was waiting
For his son to pick him up and he was off to
See Coventry play
I can't remember if the won or not to be honest
Because that was against Ipswich
I don't know
I can't remember that
All I know is the Blues won
I'm going to put full one because I lost him
Which I was going to get onto in a moment
But it's still Wilder, don't worry Jax
But yeah
I thought the same because it was cold
Even though I went out in my T-shirt
I did have other clothes on
But I didn't have a coat on when I went to the shop
He was standing there, he had his big coat on
And then when I got back
I thought, yeah I wouldn't have gone to that
But then that's a part of it then
Because it's the atmosphere, you're all
Cold together
There's always one mad bastard that likes to take his top off
In the cold as well
Then you get a nice little cup above rule
And a fucking nice hot pot
Just to warm yourself up again
Yeah, no I just
I don't know mate
When I watch football like a Champions League game
I think I like to watch that
For like, one Blues vs
Cambridge on a Tuesday night
Even though they're on 4-0
No, not for men
No, but again I feel like
It is more of a
Young man's game for doing
That kind of thing
The season ticket thing
You just have to be really
Passionate about it and you have to make your life a voice
Which I'm not going to do that
I'm not going to get no season tickets
Just every now and again, just like a Saturday hour or Sunday
Come on mate, let's fucking go
Those kinds of things I'm looking forward to
I mean even other
Funny things, I said it earlier
When your daughter was kicking up a little bit
And I was like, this is what I'm looking forward to
Because I was just like, oi, I'm fucking around
And Megan cried and that
Letting go to his mum, yeah, tell your mum what you fucking did as well
Even though we can't talk
And then I'll be like, he's crying because he's a little fucking dickhead
I'll point in his face like, yeah
Keep crying you little dick
Yeah, so I'm looking forward to being a dad
But I mean going off
So this week
I'm not assuming that James Means
Liverpool is a proper club
Because Plymouth
You know, Wayne Rooney couldn't get a fucking tune out of them
I think they've won every game since
Or lost the game since we saw them on Bayern though
Well, because
I think it was probably about three weeks ago now
There was the
Solid ball, solid stats
Of Rooney and the new manager
And Rooney's stats were better
Well, possession, shots
Yeah
Fucking, well, pass completion
And fucking whatever and that
Rooney's stats were better, so even though the results were
Contrary poor
But I think literally it was just
Against Liverpool, it just seemed to click
And then the one, I feel like the one for Neldi
Open Harts as well then
Yeah, I'm sure they've won
Or haven't lost since Rooney, all these new managers
I mean, they've done well since
But as I saw that
Stat, he must have had a couple of games
Prior to that
Why has he not had anything to give
Really, would that?
Yeah, they've just had
A bit of a
Poor week really
The Everton game, that's always
Not always, but it should always
Be like that, there was tackles going in
The only downside of that
Game was the referee again
See, I didn't watch that game
I didn't watch it, I was listening to it because I was cooking
But
More than all of that, it's just a fucking
Shit referee
A few decisions have been poor this week
Especially in the FA Cup with that VAR
The Blues one
When he went over the line
Well, you can't tell he went over the line
And then with the Manu one
With the Mogwe when he was clearly offside
All of them were offside?
Yeah, and there was another one
I can't remember you of them
But obviously now you're mentioning that one
The standards seem to really
Struck a little bit
Especially this season it feels
Yeah, I mean I could run some
About the referees fucking half an hour
Again myself, but
There's enough
Of a YouTuber than that, especially
Mark Goldbridge, you know, at the stands
Or that's football
He goes into depth about it
And they are just all friends
Looking after each other, there's just no need
Fucking, it's just ridiculous
They don't want to hold themselves
There
What's the word on the football now?
Accountable
For any of the poor decisions
And nothing's ever put on
Disco Sports about how bad the
Referee was on certain games
They do have a thing on
A Monday called Ref Watch
And even that
Giza will still defend
The referees
No, he's still a referee
I know
I can't
Remember who it is
He's still defending them
And the pundits
Will be like, it's clearly a foul
No, no, because of this
Just looking after the lads
Yeah, they are, it's just fucking ridiculous
So, yeah
It's like us first, their mentality
And the referees
Us as referees first, then
The players, they're always wrong
And then obviously
Some movement going on at some point
Where it'll be like, refs laws
Matter or something
And they'll be putting a fucking black armband on
For themselves, and all that bollocks
But otherwise
Yeah, considering
It was a derby, and obviously
The emotions were going to be higher because it was the last
Derby at Goodison Park as well
But then
Four red cards after the final whistle
Yeah
Proper derby, mate
That's what you want
I know Van Dijk
Since their final
But no, no, that's both
Final
Obviously he's just playing the game
And he's the mind games, whatever
He hates losing
I don't know a lot about losing
But even when fucking Denality beat him
And that dog fucking coming out with bollocks like that
The one who really got me
And I was like, what the fuck, is it Rio Ferdinand?
You don't want to see scenes like that
With Everton player
Liverpool fans to give it
Fuck, that's what you want
That's what you want, you want him to fucking give it
That's it, and you want to see a fucking
A hard tackle here and now
And people are
Arguing on the pitch
Because you don't know what it's going to be like when they move into the new stadium
Is he still going to have that feel
I think the Everton fans will
Yeah, I mean
I know it's quite close, the pitch still the stand is
But like, obviously
With the West Ham side
We can sometimes lose a little bit
I think the Everton fans
They will still
Because they are more passionate
I mean, a lot of the Everton fans
They openly admit they hate
Everton
But, you know, they'll believe until they die
And
It's mad because
That's what football does to us
I've seen a lot of comments
From so-called United fans
And it is younger fans that
Fucking, well, I'm sick of it
I'm done with football and whatever
And I know I've said it before
But it's a part of it
You know, all you've got to sport
Living through the fucking Fergie, well, growing up through the Fergie times
And I've got to put up with this shit now
It happened before Fergie was in charge
It could be another 30 years like Liverpool
Until you come good again
Yeah, you know, it's just a part of it
You just have to fucking put up with it
And enjoy the good moments there
I have to admit, I do enjoy watching
Man U lose. I hate watching Man U
Yeah, because you were sporting
No, no, no, no
I hate watching Man U play football on TV
Because they've been terrible for years
I love seeing them lose
Same with Tottenham, I love seeing them lose
I don't know why
You're really enjoying this season, aren't you?
Yeah, and you know what, I love that Arsenal
I used to, when Artela first went to Arsenal
I loved them, I was like, oh, please, it's him
But I'm glad they're doing the shit now
Because they're just ego-tistics
They haven't won nothing
But the one man sitting there was fucking giving it
Yeah, I feel like it's
I get it, he'd give it, but you've got to back it down
Yeah, I feel like Artela's trod
To just copy everything from there
You know when he said something about the ball
Complaining about the ball in the Carabao League Cup
Did you say the...
Who were they playing on the weekend?
The first game against Arsenal
Did they even have a game?
It was the FA Cup, wasn't it?
Or it might have been
Was Newcastle in the Cup beforehand?
Yeah, it was playing against Newcastle
The Newcastle fans were fucking shouting
Oh, Teta, it must be the ball
It must be the ball
Oh, Teta, it must be the ball
I saw a lot of things on TikTok
Where it's like, Arsenal playing four games
Against Newcastle and that's scoring a goal
And then Birmingham scoring within one minute
It's just like...
But even that
Again, that's what I love about football
No one's expecting Birmingham to turn up
To fucking Newcastle and give it
But they fucking did
Well, obviously
That was a good game, actually
To be fair, and the Villa
It was a good game, actually, on TV
I didn't really like the lights nor did I like the man's city
Well, they didn't even think the man's city fans did
The Newcastle fans didn't even think the man's city fans did
The Newcastle game
Against World Blues Newcastle
Was a really good game to watch
Really watched
The first time I watched a whole football match
I picked up my phone, because normally every now and again I've got my phone full
But I'll fucking watch it
Most of the time my phone's not out of my hand these days
But
I was actually thinking about it on the drive over here
Because obviously
There's still the
3 o'clock blackout
Where any game's on at 3 o'clock
On a Saturday, they're not published on the TV
Because it's to promote
Wanting to go and watch
Your local teams and stuff
But I know there's been talks
About it, but you think
So neither of us have got Scholesports subscriptions
Or anything
But you still watch the 3 o'clock games
Fucking do, mate
Scholesports ain't got it
I think everyone's got that in there
That's what VPNs are for
But
If there was
A Netflix style thing
That's showing all the games
I'd happily pay 20, 24 pound a month
Just for that
I'd watch
Not every game, but I just like having football on
Even if I'm not watching it
Just having it fucking on in the background
Or again
So while I'm cooking and that
I'll have that football on
Listening to that commentary
Of whatever game
The results, the teams
Just like having it on
Just, you know, nice
Depends on what mood I'm in to be fair
Sometimes I'll have music on
Or another podcast
But it's nice to fucking have that kind of thing on
So yeah, I'd happily pay
20, 24 pound a month
And I literally would watch more games
Anyway
So I just still don't get why
They haven't done it yet
I think that
Obviously I've put on another contract
That we've scored and everyone else
So until they're up
Then they can start
I think they are planning on doing it
Because you can do worldwide
Then they can get all the money rather than
Signing their TV rights to
I don't know, whoever has it
Whatever sports channel
Picks up in Australia, America
They just buy the app then
Yeah, because
I think it was extended
To 2028
If I remember rightly
But even off of Sky
Though, it's still
The English FA
That have got the 3 o'clock blackout rule
So it's not for Sky
It's for any of them
Because otherwise, I was going to say BT
But TNT, they'd be able to put
The 3 o'clock kickoffs on
Yeah, it's just annoying
It generates so much more money
For football as well
Because you can have it with
The lower league teams as well
Yeah, they love having the FA on
You just spread the money around
I get it, it's all the popularity
With Ron Reynolds
With Wrexham
But how much they're on the TV these days
It's unfair
So if it was more of a level playing field
Then more clubs are going to benefit
The money
Even if it was their own
Club channels
Like MUFC
MUTV and Liverpool TV
And all that
If you could put
Whatever game isn't on Sky Sports
If you could actually play
On their channels
It would bring more subscriptions to them
I do find them to be
Expensive for what they are
Like £10 to watch one game or £9
And you think to watch one game
I know they were doing that
During the Covid thing
No, no, so like
If you watch BCFC TV
You can watch a Blues game
I didn't know you could do that
You can watch, obviously
I think it's just Prem teams
You can watch it, but you have to pay for it
But it's like, as I said
What you get in that point you're making is
I assume the will do that
Like an app
You just watch it all on the app
You can watch a football and then an AFR one
There you go
If your team gets paroled
Fucking cancel it, you got the Prem one
You know what I mean?
But then you could just
This is another idea that we should be
Patting in real though
You could have, like how Netflix has got a tier system
Like several different paid subscriptions
One with ads
And then the normal one
And then the ultra HD one
You could have a tier system for what level of football
You want to watch
So if you only want to watch your team
So just the Premier League you pay
£12 a month
If you want to watch other leagues as well
That's when it goes up to looking £24
Or if you only want to watch
The AFL
Then it's still just back to that original figure
But you can't watch any of the other games
I assume something like this should
Well, it is in the pipeline
There should be
And if there not, there's probably more arms
We've done politics
We've done football
We're not politics
Or football podcasts
Album of the week
There is other stuff that I'm going to jump on to in a sec
But album of the week
Not going to get into it too much
The one I listened to this week was Usher
Confessions album
It's got all the tunes on
It's such a
Bad difference though
Confessions, the first song
It's a good enough song anyway
When it goes on to part 2
And the beat drops and that
It's just fucking banger
I forgot what tunes were on
That album to be fair as well
Because one of the first ones
Yeah, Usher
I can't stand that song
It winds me up
It winds me up saying with a
Nelly and
Dilemma, remember that song?
Is it Nelly I Love You?
Nelly Patano?
Nelly and Nelly?
No, it's Kelly Rowland
Oh, I
I shouldn't have used that drop
I hate that beat
I think she was trying to send a text message on the next hour spreadsheet as well
Fuck you
Yeah
I think probably because
Them songs, it was like every third song on the radio
Back then
Yeah, it used to get absolutely bashed
Yeah, just fucking
The Confessions part 2
Gotta Let It Burn on it as well
Fucking
Usher had some big tunes back in the day
So yeah
For the people that were eagerly waiting for that
Album recommendation of the week
Usher, Confessions
What was
Er
Yeah, going over that one
Er, New World Orders
Have you got any of your own ones for this week?
I've kind of like started up some of my own
So mine is like
No one could lie
So like that way
Everyone that would, and I think he was sceptic
That said it on another podcast
Or something, and it's always stuck with me
And I was like, that is brilliant
Because then that way
Whoever's in prison couldn't lie
So when I said, did you do this?
The driver, yes, so everyone that deserves to be in prison
Would be in prison
And that way, you know, little things
Why'd you do that?
Like no bullshit
Like just straight because of this
Would you be able to do a little white lighter?
For example
You're getting ready to go out for a little date night
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And the missus says, do I look good in this dress?
And you're not really fucking feeling it
You don't want to upset that
You say, babe, you look amazing
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's the line, yeah, little white lies
Little white lies, big lies
No, no, naughty lies, no
No, no
That's a no no
No no
With that, you'd have to have
Like
Like what Elon Musk is developing
That chip in the brain
Yeah, you'd have to physically
Because of always just saying
That's law, you still
Can't prove
No, yeah, but you know
So it would have to be an implant of sorts
That they'll get like a shock
Or something
What you want this week?
Well, I haven't done myself because there was a couple sentencing
So I haven't done one myself
Because I thought, I didn't need to
Plus I gave one last week and you didn't because you was a lazer
So
Alan's is
Nobody can personally own
Farm animals, i.e.
Chickens, llamas or pigs
Unless you're an actual farmer
Oh, okay
A bit controversial because if I had
The land, I wouldn't be a farmer
But I would have some chickens and probably a donkey
So my dad's
I think he's got them now anyway
I know my
Step mum bought some
Chickens off her friends
Recently and off anyway
But I don't think he got them yet
You know, you can go to like a farm
Like Ashend Farm, which ends too far from mine and yours
And you can buy chicken
You can buy chicken eggs and chickens
I didn't know that
A lot of the places, because obviously I work all over the gaff
People who
Got chickens, they'll make
A little fucking bench thing outside
And put the eggs
You know, six for a pound or whatever
Oh mate, I've got a small of that
I've seen that, but I mean you can actually buy chickens
Or when they're locked, you could
Chicks
I didn't know that
But it's expensive to fucking
Look after chickens and that
Because it's the feed and all
Obviously, you've got to make sure
If you gave them the garden, you wouldn't want to
In the house really
But yeah, you've got to make sure it's secure
But not just the foxes, birds are proud
They come down and fucking just have them
I do like that, I have a little cage
But then a tough dog have a little electric fence
So when birds swoop, they get it
And then you've got a Sunday roast dinner then
Yeah
I've never had it, but I imagine
It's got to taste quite nice
Might be a firm meat
But yeah
I can
Well I'm guessing
I can see this
I don't know where I was
But I remember one of the places I lived
One of the neighbours
At the back, they had a chicken
And obviously it would be a weekend
When I'm trying to have a lion
I'd hear the fucking rooster
And all that bollocks
Fucking
If I had an air rifle, snipe that
I would have found that gun to shot it
Because you don't need it
You try and have a fucking chill
What was the other one?
There was another house I lived at
It was a fucking football field next to me
So Sunday morning, I'm fucking hungover
Only got in at four o'clock in the morning or whatever
And from nine o'clock they're all there
Shouting and playing football
They used to crack me up, man
I get it, because we used to do it sometimes as well
With playing football, but
When you're trying to sleep, you don't need them
Fucking whistles blown and all that
Fucking shit, man
So yeah, I get it
No
I see why people want llamas as pets
To fucking
Novelty or anything
Or a nasty bastard to spit at you
That one, that was it
Mogg says
When people take their driving test
They do a section
Of using their phone to prove that they
Can multitask, if not, then it's a fail
Do that? I mean obviously
This must be a new thing
That's his new law of order
I don't agree with that
I don't think anyone should be using
Their phone while driving
But I get it, because
Was it last week?
I think it says you can fucking touch
Your radio and all that
So there's no difference from touching your fucking
Console to use your phone
For your car
Than it is to just use your phone anyway
So it should be more that I'd say then
That while you're doing your driving
Test, to say
Change it to radio 2 or whatever
Fucking
I know a car, you don't have to do
Any of that, you can just press a button and tell
The car to do it
Yeah, but
You still gotta
If you're 17, 18
And you've got a
Brand new car
And you've got to buy a car yourself, you're gonna get an old one
So
You should
Should have to have, I'd say that
More so than your phone, you should have to
While you're driving, turn the volume
Up and down, change the station
Or something
Yeah, well yeah
Because they've gotta learn doing it at some point anyway
I had it today
The young lad that
Chris is, it's not an apprenticeship
But he's at cottage and he needs to
Have so many hours a week
Of being on the tools as well, so
Essentially it's free labour every now and again
But he's turned up this morning and Chris is gone
Yeah, he doesn't use his
Indicator, so he's not long
Started driving, and I've
Been switching on him, but I've put him in his place
As like, mate, you've gotta use your indicator
No, I do, but there's no
One around, no one's watching
There's always someone watching
Just always use your indicator
Fucking, you're not driving a BMW
You're not a fucking night bed
You're a young lad, use your indicators
And
I've said it nicely
But I was being serious, and I hopefully
Took it in, because it's dangerous, you've gotta indicate
No, I agree
But obviously he's passed his test
He's had to fucking use his indicators and do everything
Properly, so with how quickly
He's got himself out of that
Havvy, naughty
The only thing I remember getting up happy really quick
Is how you hold the steering wheel
At 10 and 2, or whatever it is now
I think it's 9 and 3 or whatever it was back there
It's not like quarter past five or anything
No, but like
And the mirrors, checking the mirrors
Like every fucking 30 seconds
See, no, I have to though
Because I'm in the van, I haven't got
Windows everywhere, I have to constantly
Check the left and right
I check, but nowhere near every 30 seconds
Just when I'm making an indication
But like on the test
You have to do it like every
Every minute, right, left
Central
And you have to do the things
The instructor sees that you as the learner
Yeah, you have to emphasize it
It's me in the head, oh my god
Yeah, have we got any more?
Yeah
What was it
Looking, Tegan
Says, my new world
Order would be, every year you get
Free drinks on your birthday
Oh, that's a good one, that is a good one
I think you'd have to
Starbucks give you a free drink on your birthday
Yeah, if you've got the app
Cast to give you a little birthday
Tree, so if you like me
Free myself on something
You get a cake and a fucking coffee for your
Birthday, mate, you know, honestly, yeah
I'm always around my fucking birthday though
Well there's a starbucks somewhere, mate
You get a free one on your birthday
So if you're out in the club
Clube
There'd have to be a limit
To like, you know, 30 pound
No, no limit, it's the club
If you're staying in one place, that's gonna
You get as many drinks as your age
So 18
Drinks, if you're freshly 18
Yeah, mate
They ain't remembering that birthday
No, but look, I can give them to the mates
Look
If you're doing that
No, but look, if you got me your drink
Yeah, so we've always got
On the bar after you've
No, you're not allowed to share drinks
That's cheating, that is, because otherwise
You'd go to the bar all night
And get like, you know, the five drinks
With two friends
Because I ain't going out with four people
They're big drinkers
Yeah, it's cheating
It's running the pubs out
I do agree though with the free drinks
That would be, I don't think you'd have to cap it
Because, yeah
I don't think you'd have to cap it, but
No, you can't
Are we just talking alcoholic drinks
Or could you just walk into my house
And get a drink
I'm assuming alcoholic drinks
There's no specifics on there
So you think there should be a limit though?
Yeah
If I was
Pushing it out
It would be, you'd get like a gift card
Say like a 50 pound gift card
That's only valid on your birthday
And you have to use that
So, you know, you go into the one pub
Bang out two drinks
That's 10 pound gone
Then you go into the next one
And once that 50 pounds gone
You have to dip back into your own pocket again then
Different way of thinking about it
But I like the idea
I'm just thinking of business wise
Because, you know, some people
Can drink a lot
And, you know, if you're going through
Yeah, but it's only for one day though
How many people have got birthdays on a day?
How many people have got the same pubs
I just mean, it's spread all over
There's going to be one person
At least every day
Not in every pub though
No, but again if it's the clubs
In all the town centres
There's thousands of people out every weekend
Yeah
And that would be a lot of people with the birthdays
Maybe the government can pay for it
But it would be easy
Because you're in charge making it
So, yeah, that's one
We've mourned at least the government's funding
That 50 pound gift card
So I'm thinking practicality there
We do like it
We do like the notion
And then
Where was this one?
Joe says
I would push through the development of
Flying cars
It's 2025, we should have
We should be further ahead
Do you imagine how chaotic
It would be with flying cars?
No, I get what he's saying now
Because the one from flying the first plane
When was the first plane
Flew?
1912
I think it was slightly before that
Obviously because they had planes in World War I
Which was 1914
Back in the war
I'll never give a shit about history to be fair
I think it's like 1867
They never went to space
And they were like, we're going to space
And I think it got done within a decade
So surely if someone was like, I'm making flying cars
That's if you believe they went to the moon
Yeah, but they went out of space at least though
Allegedly
Well people have seen
The rocky ghost flying off
You know what I mean?
But yeah
I know what you mean
I've listened to
What was it? The podcast?
So Brian Cox
Anyway, the scientist
Smart Geyser
I've listened to him
On a podcast
But then it popped up
He was on Ladd Bible
So they were asking questions
That people had sent in and that
And the one of them was asking
What do you say to people
That think the Earth is flat
And
His way of saying it was
Obviously he's not a flat Earth
But he was like
What would you ever go on a plane again?
Because every pilot
Would have to be in on this
Big secret
That the world's flat and we're in a fucking big dome
So they're flying around in circles
As opposed to straight lines and whatever
I know they don't do exactly straight lines
But you know
You're not going around the globe
You're going around the fucking ring
So you wouldn't feel safe
Getting on a plane all the time
So yeah
That's the main thing
That's always bad for me
Why would that happen?
Just don't ever get it
When stuff like this comes out
Who said it the first time
And then did he mean it
And then why is it spread like it's a thing
When Covid was 5G
Like that thing
Who said that at one point
And everyone jumped on that
There's still a lot of them that are blaming the 5G
For fucking shit going on
Again there's the
I think they're called stormrunners
But the ones that keep
Cutting down the
Ule's cameras in London
So there's the one of them the other day
Actually made it onto the news as well
Where the lads have just turned up
They're there to install a 4G
Mast and he's like
What are you doing here lads?
Putting 4G in?
One of them's like yeah
Just nonchalant
Bad job
So he's standing in front of the fucking
The lorry so they can't offload the gear
To start directing it and that
And he's kicking off he's like
This is not a problem 5G
He's spouting all the bonnet
Mate we just want better phone signal
That's it
I can't fucking
So when I get back now
I can't walk my dog
Unless I've downloaded the podcast or whatever
That I want to listen to
And I've clucked it now
So in the morning it's fine
Up to half eight
After half eight the signal goes
So I'm ready
Because I've only clucked this this week
I'm ready to ring up
Vodafone now and ask them
Have they got a switch?
So as if I'm half eight
To flip the switch
To spread the signal out
So it shares evenly amongst everyone
Or something because
It was literally bang on half eight
The other day and
I'm like boy
I just don't get it
And then again because I've done it where
I've got back extra late
And I'm still walking the dog at nine o'clock
So it must be between half eight
Like the twelve hours
Because I've been at nine o'clock
And I've had the signal walking all the way around
But yeah during daylight
Time
It'll just be on and off I have to keep going
And then I'll go back to standby mode
And then back to normal again
So it resets the signal and then I'll have it for
Thirty seconds and then it'll cut off again
Excuse me so
It fucking winds me off
Complains about the phone and off and that
They're like oh but the signal's good in your area
It could be because of the trees
I'm walking around houses
I'm not walking through the woods
I don't understand I wouldn't mow
And I was like
Is it because of the hospital?
It could be nothing in the hospital
Unless you're next to an MRI
MRI? Yeah I was going to say MRI
I'm thinking what the fuck is that in there then
But yeah unless you're next to some of the machines
That could affect your signal
But you're outside of the building
So it'll be fine
So you need to tell me then
Why I'm losing signal while walking around
And the one time I rang her
I was even on the walk
And all I kept hearing was
Sorry Mr Devlin I lost you there for a second
What was that? This is what I'm saying
Keep losing signal, you need to sort it out
Fucking
So annoying
Cheeky fucking virgin email after them
The other day we monitor you
We're always monitoring you
Fucking blah blah
Average of this speed and this download
And whatever
Again if it wasn't just a generic email
I would have emailed back to her
But it's alright them saying
That I'm having this average speed
And shit in the bathroom upstairs
Without it disconnecting
Or just walk out the front door
I was shocked this morning
I was actually sitting in the van and it was still connected to the wall for
And I'm like
Six, seven meters away from the book
But yet when I was with Vodafone
Normal broadband
Even with BT
Signal fucking everywhere
30 meters outside the house still connected to the wall for
Virgin, no
Stupid, fucking cracks me up
So yeah
I'm gonna have to fucking
Just start getting on to them again
Fucking moaning, it cracks me up
So flowing cars
No, for me
Dramas, big dramas
When I think of flying cars I think the Jetsons and the Star Wars
Yeah
But I think it is the way to go forward
I think we will start having flying cars
Unless, log with the Teslas
With all the technology, the sensors and fucking everything
Let's all of them have that
So it will log
Say the Google Maps
Knows the flight patterns of everyone else
And it's tracking, that car is
100 yards away that way
The bubble is to the left and whatever
So unless they've got communications
Between each other, it will be too much chaos
Yeah
And then, what happens if you break down?
You'd have to have a
Parachute built in or something
Yeah, there's a few cyclone measures in place
Always, like
It stays hovering, you've got to wait for
Hovering AI to fucking come and
Tell you
You'll be there for a while, mate, fucking hell
Fucking madness
That's it
For the new world orders
I'll scroll
Past this, this is going to be the last one
Because we've ran on for
Well over an hour already
Lauren asked
What's the tea
With my wife's friend
Did she leave her man or not
Or what, sorry
That was regarding
The two minute
Part last week, I think
Maybe or the week before, where a friend
Was having some issues
Secret relationship and whatever
Short answer
I don't know, because I haven't asked
And I don't care
Well maybe you should ask now
I mean, I'll tell you something
Off the body in a minute now
Fucking shit
But yeah, I don't care
I mean, I probably will ask
Since someone's
Invested
I don't care though
Yeah, someone's invested, they've took the time
To message the podcast
If I remember Lauren I'll be last
But
It's not something I'm asked about
But that is
The end of the show
I'd say an hour and
A half, I've been in so far
Yeah, and I feel like we could still talk
For another hour really, we've got other
Messages, we've got confessions and that
That we haven't gone through
Maybe we should start with them next week then
I mean, say, we might do, we might not
We'll have to see
There might not even be a podcast next week
I mean, yeah
That's probably a shock for some of them
Three weeks in a row
Yeah, that's what I was saying
No, we will try definitely
We do try in general
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The WhatsApp and all that
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