1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts, talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Cause you won't wanna quit 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 The real talking podcast never fails 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Hi everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I'm your host Ash and JD 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:02,000 And happy Valentine's Day for all you Valentine's peoples out there 15 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Have you got a Valentine's card for your other half? 16 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 No 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Have you got one for yours? 18 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 No, I love my girlfriend every day of the year 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 So anyone who hasn't got a card, you can use that excuse right there 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Keep that in the bank 21 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:22,000 But if you're gonna use that excuse, make sure you do stuff on other days that aren't Valentine's Day 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 For example, I actually got flowers the other day 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Or just do nothing all year 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Consistent 25 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Very consistent 26 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 You got flowers? 27 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Well, so I feel like I've already said this on the podcast before 28 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 So I never used to get flowers anyway 29 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 I think a lot of listeners would like the fact that you brought them flowers 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Well yeah, they should appreciate 31 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Because they're really big 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 That poor woman 33 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 That poor lady 34 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Look, that's the auditor 35 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 But yeah, I never used to buy her flowers 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Because she's got hay fever 37 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000 And I remember early doors, I had no point getting her flowers 38 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 She actually says that to me 39 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 So for years, never got her any 40 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 And then probably about three years ago 41 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 She says, you never get me no flowers 42 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 I think it was like a random Mother's Day or something 43 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 It was 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Because it was the florist of Mars and Green 45 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,000 It was all the road where I was like 46 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 We'll stop off there, get some flowers for my mum 47 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 And that was the conversation 48 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 You never get me no flowers 49 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Because you've got hay fever 50 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Why am I going to put something in the house that you're allergic to? 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 And she's like, yeah, but you know, it's nice 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Plus I can de-polymer and blah blah 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 So you want me to get you some flowers there 54 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 So it's gone on from there 55 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 So I never get any expensive ones or anything 56 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 And then even just the other day 57 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 I went into Asda 58 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Saw them all there 59 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Because obviously they've got all the ones out ready for Valentine's Day and that anyway 60 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I was like, well, I'm not going to spend fucking a lot of money on roses and stuff 61 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Because she doesn't like roses 62 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Saw this little bunch of yellow and green bastards 63 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Six pound, I can say 64 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Are they actually called bastards? 65 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 No, no, I just don't know the name of flowers 66 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I know there weren't any of these 67 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 So I don't know flowers 68 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 So when you said it, I was just like 69 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I don't know whether to ask that question 70 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Because I'm a sound dummy for you 71 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Look at how beautiful these bastards are 72 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Smell nice, don't they? 73 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Bastard, yeah 74 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Yeah, I mean, it's six pound 75 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 So 76 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 What's your happy minute? 77 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yeah, to be honest, I'd forgot that I'd bought them 78 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Because I'd already put them in the bars 79 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Because I wasn't going to leave them on the side for a couple of hours 80 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Because it was Wednesday and she doesn't get back until late on a Wednesday 81 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 And I'd already started cooking dinner 82 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 They said they were in the bars, they were on the table in the living room 83 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 So I'm cooking dinner 84 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 She's coming, hotter than a round 85 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 And she's like, oh, we've got flowers 86 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I was like, oh yeah, I've got these flowers 87 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 But yeah 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Yeah, just, you know, if you're going to do stuff 89 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Do it all year round 90 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Just any other day 91 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Either way, I'd be consistent with you 92 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Yeah, because it is just a waste of money, isn't it? 93 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 It's a money spinner 94 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Yeah, everything gets expensive 95 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 The pubs are all rammed 96 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Because that always cracks me up 97 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 You get people going out on a date in a pub or wherever 98 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 So you don't do this any other time 99 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,000 So why are you making the effort now when it's more expensive as well? 100 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Just fucking do it any other day 101 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 And as much as... 102 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 There was someone that did ask 103 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Did I kick off last weekend? 104 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Dan says no, I couldn't be arse in the end 105 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:44,000 But it's not always me being an arvin' moan in my own half the time 106 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 There's the other half in my sleep 107 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 But yeah, I'll do stuff like that from time to time 108 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,000 She started crying again the other night 109 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 What? 110 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Because she's there 111 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Sitting on Moe's side of the sofa 112 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Which is now her side 113 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 So when does her side become your side efficiently? 114 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,000 You stop calling it her side but your side? 115 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Well, I'm expecting when the weather starts to get warmer 116 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Because she's sitting there because it's close to the radiator 117 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 And I ain't bothered about that 118 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 But I think it's going to be a permanent thing until the baby's here 119 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Because it's easier for her to get up and down off of that side 120 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Instead of sitting in the corner on the old piece 121 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,000 So yeah, for a while unfortunately 122 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 So she's sitting there and then she's put her feet across to me 123 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 And I don't mind her putting her feet on me and that 124 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:48,000 But it's when cats fucking massage and they're fucking pausing 125 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 She does that with her toes and that cracks me up 126 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 But I ain't bothered about the feet and that 127 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 It's just don't wiggle your toes 128 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Just put your feet there 129 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 You don't need to keep reminding me that your feet are on me 130 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 So anyway, she's put her feet onto me 131 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,000 But as she's doing it, she's already made a bit of a shivering noise 132 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 To indicate she's cold 133 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:15,000 So I've got my little fleece flankey off the side of the chair 134 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Put it over her legs 135 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 And so she starts crying 136 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 137 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 And obviously the hormones and everything were all hot 138 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:30,000 And she starts, you just spoil me don't you? 139 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 That's because Jai, you treated her mean 140 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 And now she's like, you know what I mean? 141 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 She's keen, you know what I mean? 142 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 No, no, no, I'll put it out there 143 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I wasn't nasty to her at all that day 144 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 You know what I mean? 145 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 No, because it's the little things 146 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,000 But yeah, it's stuff like that 147 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 She acknowledges and she appreciates 148 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I don't get anything in return myself 149 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 You don't get nothing mate? 150 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 No, not even after the flowers? 151 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 No, nothing 152 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Not even after the flankey? 153 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 No, just wiggly toes 154 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 That's all it fucking seems to go 155 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 At least it was on your lap 156 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 So you got some corner sensation 157 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 It was against my leg 158 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 She's teasing you then, she's bowing up to you 159 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:27,000 I've been building up for a long time 160 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 But yeah, I'm a bit gutted as well though 161 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Obviously since it's Valentine's Day 162 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 A lot of people if they're not going out 163 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 They'll cook a meal and candle lights and whatever in a movie 164 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Not going to go to that extreme 165 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Because I don't sit at the table with candles 166 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 We will watch a film or something like that 167 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Last night I cooked a pork ragu 168 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 So it's a pasta dish 169 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Fucking amazing 170 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 And I wish that I did it tonight now instead 171 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Because it would have seemed like a better gesture 172 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:07,000 I knew straight away when we first got together 173 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I'm not into that Valentine's Day shit 174 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 I'm not going to be fucking buying you gifts and that 175 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 That's Christmas from birthdays basically 176 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 So yeah, if I would have cooked that tonight 177 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 It would have been a nice one but it was 178 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I give her a plate 179 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000 And by the time I walked into the kitchen to get mine 180 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 And come back in, she's just had a mouthful 181 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 And you know just that look 182 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 A child trying chocolate for the first time 183 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Just sheer excitement, the jaws open and that 184 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 This is better than your lasagna 185 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And I'll cook a fucking brilliant lasagna as well 186 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 It's the first time I've done a ragu 187 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 So yeah, I was really impressed with myself 188 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 All from scratch as well though 189 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Even the sauce, no tomato, passata sauce or anything 190 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 It was fresh tomatoes 191 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Roasted my garlic up and that in the oven 192 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,000 And then once they all charred a bit in that 193 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 In the pot, mashed them all 194 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Fucking a bit of beef stock 195 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Pasta in, fucking the lot 196 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 It was nice man 197 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Because she's still 198 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I say she's not eating properly because she's snacking a lot 199 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 She was always snacking a lot anyway 200 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 But she's snacking for two now isn't she? 201 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 At least that's what she keeps saying 202 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 So she doesn't eat a big dinner these days 203 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 But last night she was eyeing up my plate 204 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 And I was like, what? 205 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 She said, well I'm just looking how much more you've got left 206 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Even though she still had some on her plate 207 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 I was like, if you want some of these I'll give you some 208 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Because I've got two fucking garlic baguettes there 209 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 So I'm ready to fucking down ambassadile 210 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Because I like garlic bread as well 211 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Garlic? 212 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 That's just gone over so many people's heads 213 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 All the younger people 214 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Peter Kay 215 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,000 So she ended up not having any of mine 216 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 And she struggled to eat everything that was on her plate 217 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 But she literally did lick the plate 218 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Because she enjoyed it that much 219 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Even down to fresh parmesan cheese as well 220 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Just grating that bastard over the top 221 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Fucking 222 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 It's funny how she licks that plate though mate 223 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 I'm licking my board 224 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I have to get some of that sauce off my fucking mouth 225 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Just a little pop 226 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I don't even put parmesan on that either 227 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Fucking hell 228 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I do keep my dick clean by the way 229 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Yeah, hopefully if any of you's 230 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 I mean, if you're listening to this 231 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Today for you 232 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Yesterday as we're recording it 233 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 So it's Valentine's Day for us today 234 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,000 So happy belated Valentine's Day for a lot of yous 235 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 But again a lot of people will be doing stuff tomorrow night as well 236 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Instead of going out on the Friday 237 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 They'll do it on the Saturday as well 238 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Just to try and spread it out 239 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Plus the pubs and all that will spread it out as well 240 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 So they can get the most of it 241 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,000 But I'll probably end up having a takeaway tonight now 242 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 I know that she's gone to Asda earlier 243 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Because she's already texted me that 244 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000 She took herself out for a walk 245 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Obviously she's not taking the dog into Asda 246 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Because they don't love pets in there 247 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 And she's bought a whole duck 248 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 And she literally put 249 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I bought a duck, a whole duck 250 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 On the text message 251 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 I'm assuming she's bought a whole duck anyway 252 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Unless she's put on the text 253 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 I bought duck breasts or duck legs or something 254 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I'm assuming it's a whole duck 255 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 But again I don't get that 256 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Obviously with all the pregnancy things 257 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 There's certain things you can and can't eat 258 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 And obviously the midwife says you've got to do this and whatever 259 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 So as far as I was aware 260 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Duck was off the table 261 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Because I think it's too fatty or something 262 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 I know she said at the time 263 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 And she definitely said duck anyway 264 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Because I see him all the time in Asda 265 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 And I'm like, I love me a bit of duck 266 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Especially because if you cook it for a Sunday roast dinner 267 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 And then the leftovers 268 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Because with the chicken 269 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 I'll do the curry or something anyway 270 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 The duck, you've got to do the Chinese 271 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I don't think I've ever had duck 272 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 It's beautiful 273 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 It's a duck 274 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Quack quack 275 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Quacky mate 276 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 It's cracky 277 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 No, because you're not a massive 278 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Roast dinner fan 279 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Obviously you never used to be 280 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 You are more so these days 281 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 But you'll take it or leave it 282 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 You're not going to go out, you're wanting to get one 283 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 You're not going to go to Atomic Arbor 284 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 That wouldn't be your first restaurant of choice 285 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Or if they've got other stuff on their menu 286 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 You'd have that before the roast dinner 287 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 So 288 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Have you ever had turkey 289 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 With like a Christmas dinner 290 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 It's better than turkey 291 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Because again, if you don't cook turkey roll 292 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 It can be dry 293 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 You've really got to work 294 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 To cook a duck to dry it out 295 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 The taste is just better 296 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Than chicken and that as well 297 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 And the eggs are better as well 298 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 No, I've had an ostrich 299 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 An ostrich burger once 300 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 I've had ostrich burger 301 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 I don't know why, because in my head it doesn't feel like a 302 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Spiny, like ostrich duck 303 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Yeah, but it's just 304 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Another bird, isn't it? Like a quail and stuff 305 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I can't remember the site 306 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 The website now, but I remember 307 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Looking at one years ago 308 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 And you could buy literally everything, kangaroo meat 309 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Crocodile meat and all that on there 310 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 I never got anything, well I think I got 311 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I think I got the ostrich burgers from there 312 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I don't know if I did get kangaroo 313 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Or kangaroo steaks or something 314 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 But there was literally loads 315 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Of different animals 316 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 I'll just imagine they shipped them from Australia 317 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 To be fair, because already 318 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 It was fucking an Australian 319 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Kangaroo 320 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Yeah, I'm going to have to see 321 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 If that's still a thing though 322 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Yeah, just like eating meat 323 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Well you wouldn't want kangaroo from 324 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Somewhere like India, mate 325 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 No, because 326 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Kangaroos are really only in Australia 327 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Right now 328 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 I think they are only in the US, Australia 329 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Same as koalas 330 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I believe 331 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 What I'm saying is, mate 332 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 You're saying you believe they're from Australia 333 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 So if it's kangaroo 334 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Hopefully it's from Australia, not from anywhere else 335 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Yeah 336 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Unless it's 337 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 From a zoo 338 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Yeah, I have seen kangaroos 339 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I was thinking they'd have kangaroos in the zoos over here 340 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 But they don't, I know I've seen them 341 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 So maybe if they've died of natural causes 342 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Then the meat's getting reused 343 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Instead of just thrown them to the lion 344 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Or something 345 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 But you would just do that, wouldn't you? 346 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 I don't know, it's pretty sad to be honest 347 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 You've got to think fucking realistically 348 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 If that kangaroo or the 349 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Monkeys died or something, naturally 350 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Like what are they doing? 351 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Just give that to the fucking tigers 352 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Or the lions 353 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 That saves a day or two 354 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Of the feed then, doesn't it? 355 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 No, I get what you're saying 356 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 It's the circle of life 357 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Yeah 358 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 It is, no, because in the 359 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 No, that's true 360 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Yeah 361 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I saw a TikTok video 362 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Since I'm 363 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Since I'm singing the fucking Lion King songs 364 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 This couple's 365 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Got a cank also, Doug 366 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And not the 367 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Original Lion King, you know the new one 368 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Where it's the 369 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Live action 370 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Is that what you're passing us? But yeah, it's not the animated film 371 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Yeah, I think it is live, you call it live action 372 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 So, the dog's watching that 373 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And fucking lots of 374 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Spoiler alert for anyone that hasn't seen the Lion King by the way 375 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 But as 376 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Simba's dad 377 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Dies 378 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Literally, the dog's there, because it's like jumping up 379 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 At the canter open as it's 380 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Charging for the canyon thing 381 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 And then as Simba's 382 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 At the fucking, the dead body 383 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 The girl's 384 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Gone round to the dog, and the dog is literally 385 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Crying 386 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 It was such a shame 387 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Because obviously the dog's already confused 388 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Because it's jumping up at the TV 389 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Helping the fucking lion and all that 390 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 And then obviously 391 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 He doesn't realise what's going on 392 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 And he's just sitting there crying 393 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 And she's recording laughing 394 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Put you nasty bitch 395 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Not comfortable with the dog man 396 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Emotional sub-raw 397 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Put it on the channel I've released 398 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Put it on to see the dog's reaction 399 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Because 400 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 You know, you've done it with Alphys 401 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Putting Pokemon on for him because he loves it 402 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 I'll put Bluey on for my dog 403 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Even though I don't think he's fucking watching it 404 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 He's strange like that 405 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Because I'll put stuff on for him 406 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 And I know we won't pay attention in general 407 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 But he'll sit there and watch the football with me 408 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 He doesn't jump up and get excited 409 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Maybe that's all the multiple colours 410 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 The spots 411 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I'll put Bluey on for him 412 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 And I don't see 413 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 We don't know Bluey 414 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Obviously the wider do the colours 415 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 And it's supposed to be that 416 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 But 417 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Yeah 418 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Yeah 419 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 I don't know, he's just a fucking bib anyway 420 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Yeah 421 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Another week gone 422 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Elon Musk 423 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Did you see him 424 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 I don't even know what he was doing with Trump 425 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 And what the meeting was about 426 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 I just saw the clips of him getting asked the question 427 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 And he's just completely 428 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Like dodged it 429 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 It's like he's trying to be a British politician now 430 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Because he's avoided what the actual question was 431 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 And he was just trying to say 432 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 That the people 433 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 No, not all the people 434 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 But you know, 51% of the people 435 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Have voted for our saviour 436 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Donald Trump 437 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 And you know, this is what democracy is all about 438 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Because the people have voted for him 439 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 And he's in power 440 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 And like, now even the people that didn't want him in power 441 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,000 They're going to reap the benefits 442 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 And nothing to do with what he was asked 443 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 And he avoided several questions 444 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 And he 445 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Just seemed like he'd been fucking 446 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Licking acid or something 447 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 No, I've 448 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Saw a clip, I haven't watched all of it 449 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I just saw a clip of what you were on about 450 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Is he the way of wearing the black hat 451 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 In the other office, yeah 452 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 The one that I watched anyway 453 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 He lifted his hat up at first 454 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 And he was like, really? 455 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Is it because of the hat? 456 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 And then he's put it back on 457 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Because the hat says, make America grey again 458 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 And then that's when he started rolling into 459 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 The people have voted and whatever 460 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 I just 461 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 I don't get it, I don't see why he's been such a strange character these days 462 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Why he's been a British politician with it 463 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Yeah 464 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 I've watched, what's that 465 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 What's that British politician 466 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Angela something, Raina 467 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Yeah, is that her name? You know, the ginger one? 468 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Yeah, Angela Raina 469 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 And we've seen that she called Kirstam or something 470 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 And then the presenter was like, you called in this new book 471 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 And she wouldn't answer the question, it's her book, so all her work would be 472 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 And she wouldn't say, yeah or no 473 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Well if we look in 2007 474 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 We've been creating 475 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Honestly, the lady was like, did you call 476 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 The Prime Minister, whatever it was 477 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Stupid fucking wallet 478 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 It was something like that, it was like a fucking 479 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Prickle or something, it was something along those lines 480 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 She wouldn't say 481 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Yeah, I did back then, but I feel different now 482 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Yeah, it was the same with 483 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Starmers comments towards Trump 484 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Well, last year or the year before 485 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 And then obviously Trump 486 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Won the election, and he was trying to backpedal 487 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 On that straight away 488 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Did you see any of the farmers protest 489 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 The other day as well? Yeah, I saw the 490 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 There was, cause he went to some 491 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Where there was building some new houses or something 492 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 On a building site, and he's full on 493 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Out and safe, he was building 494 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Wasn't he, yeah, it's alright 495 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I know, I just went with the whole, obviously 496 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 He had the whole of his on the fucking hard hat 497 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 No one was working 498 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 But he had the fucking whole of his on the hard hat 499 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 And I absolutely loved it, because you could see 500 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 That the trying to talk 501 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Look at the plans, like he knows what he's looking at 502 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 And all you could hear was all the farmers 503 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Horns just blaring 504 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 And he just kept looking over at them as if to say 505 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Like, would you please stop 506 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 And they were like, nope, fucking 507 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 But it's good 508 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 What baffles me 509 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Is the amount of these 510 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Politicians and that 511 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Cause I'll see the interviews on GB News 512 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 And just 513 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Saying, I don't get bothered doing it 514 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 And it's not 515 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 It's not respectful, it's this and that 516 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 They're harming it for themselves 517 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 They just won't acknowledge the fact that 518 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 They're ruining it for the farmers 519 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 It's 520 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Farmers are there to do one thing 521 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Grow food, raise livestock 522 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 And, you know, support 523 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Our 524 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Economy, they're meant to be 525 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Providing for us 526 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 And the fact that they're making everything 527 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Harder for the farmers, the inheritance 528 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Tax and everything, it's 529 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Just fucking stupid, so obviously they've got to protest 530 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 You know, the train drivers are fucking protesting 531 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 All the time because they want more money 532 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 And they're fucking shitloaders, it is 533 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Just for fucking pushing a lever 534 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Forward and backwards 535 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Press the button to open the door 536 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Well, they don't even have to do that 537 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 They're just fucking 538 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Once they park, put the handbrake on 539 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 It fucking goes on automatically 540 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 You know 541 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 So it's 542 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 They'll fucking bend over backwards for them 543 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 But then they'll still try and restrict 544 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 It's almost like they want to 545 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Reduce the population or something 546 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 By making it harder 547 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 To locally 548 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Source food and have to buy the food 549 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 From abroad where it is 550 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Essential, I know it's not literally 551 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 But it feels like it's just all 552 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Lab grown, broccoli 553 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And fucking stuff 554 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I know you're not a massive veggie 555 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Or a evap, but have you seen 556 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Obviously your broccoli and cauliflower 557 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 That you get from Azar and stuff 558 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 But then have you seen wild 559 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Broccoli, what you actually get from a farm 560 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Looks nothing like it 561 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 A lot of broccoli is purple as well 562 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 I didn't know that 563 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 And now it's organic 564 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Bullshit, fucking 565 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Because again, organic 566 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 It's not sprayed with the chemical 567 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 To stop the 568 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Moist and whatever else 569 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Eating the food 570 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 But it's not fucking 571 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Hurt us before 572 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 It's just more ways to slap a fucking 573 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Another name, another fucking term 574 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Or something to charge more money 575 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Well it's going to be a long four years for us mate 576 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Well something's got to change 577 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 So that petition 578 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Reached over 3 million signatures 579 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 This week I think it was 580 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 So from what they were saying 581 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 It's going to have to do another round 582 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Going back to what could discussion in 583 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Parliament, I can't see anything changing 584 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 With it again to be fair now though 585 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 But Labour 586 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 There was a lot more 587 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 I think in the last two weeks 588 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 200 people have left Labour 589 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Their politicians have left because they're not 590 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Happy with the policies, they're obviously trying 591 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 To jump ship because they can see 592 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 The nuts sinking here 593 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 And then more reformed 594 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Party members are winning more seats 595 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 I know we don't know enough about 596 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Politics and that to be fair 597 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 But the way that there's constant 598 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Different towns are always 599 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Having re-elections 600 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 For local members 601 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 You can have like Conservative or Labour government 602 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 But your council could be Labour or a different one 603 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 So it's still 604 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 It doesn't make sense 605 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 In some sense 606 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 How can you be 607 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Conservative, own the government, run the government 608 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 But Labour's running your council 609 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 It's like different values 610 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 So 611 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 The fact that a lot more 612 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Of them now are 613 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Becoming reformed 614 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Local parties 615 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Locally run 616 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 I'm just hoping 617 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 That especially with some of the comments that 618 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Trump has made over the last month 619 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 That it's going to get forced to go to 620 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Another re-election 621 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Because it has to change, it's not rots 622 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 There's a 20 623 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 There's a 20 billion black hole 624 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 That's sent 15 billion to Ukraine 625 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 18 billion 626 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Was it Marmaris or something like that 627 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 There's been all sorts, but have you seen 628 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 There was a couple of geysers on TikTok 629 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 There's a website you can go onto 630 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 And you can see where the government's sending money 631 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 And have you seen any of that list? 632 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 No, because as I said I'm trying to get 633 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Off my TikTok feed, anything negative 634 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Anything that I just hate 635 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I'm just trying to get off my feed anymore 636 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 I understand what you're saying, but when it's stuff like that 637 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I think... 638 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 It just pisses you off anyway 639 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 I'd better be loaded with DEI stuff 640 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Well one of them was for 641 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Vegetation 642 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Growth in Rwanda 643 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 And then it shows 644 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Current 645 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 News video of what's going on there 646 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 It's like a bomb site 647 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 So you send money for this 648 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 And that's just gone into someone's pocket 649 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 And nothing's going on because it's fucking 650 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 War torn and that 651 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 You're sending money there for something that's not helping 652 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 But 653 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Again, I don't know exactly, but let's just say 654 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 It was Kenya for example 655 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 For a museum 656 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 While you're sending money for them to build a museum 657 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 They don't need that 658 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 And why are we supporting that? Why are we funding that? 659 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 It's just ridiculous 660 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 It's mad what 661 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Because that's what America has stopped 662 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 And that's what they're going through 663 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 They're going through all the money that they're seeing 664 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 I think from the last 665 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Government 666 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 They're going through them and looking at the receipts 667 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Cancelling 668 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 So we don't need to send 669 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 A million pounds or whatever 670 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Well it's only wrong 671 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Because Donald Trump's saying about 672 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 How much money they contribute 673 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Towards the European Union 674 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Nobody in here 675 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I don't get why 676 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 They're saying that they did 677 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 And then when he said it the other day 678 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 200 million or something that they paid to him 679 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Not last year or whatever it was 680 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I don't get it 681 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 I understand if they're putting funds into NATO 682 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 But for the European Union 683 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 They shouldn't do it 684 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Is it because it's backhanders to do with trade 685 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Or something? 686 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Obviously they're not going to say that 687 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 As public knowledge 688 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Let's just look after the might there 689 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 It's just all it is 690 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 The politicians should just out them and the might 691 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Get the money quick and fuck off 692 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 That's why when I do see 693 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Some of these things with reform 694 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 That it does give a bit of 695 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 A hope towards a better future 696 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 As long as they do stick to the policies 697 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 I know things might change if they do 698 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Take over the country 699 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Well get into power not take over 700 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Because again I don't know his name 701 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 But he was getting interviewed the other day 702 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Roger Fratch 703 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 No it's one of the other ones 704 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Cry head 705 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 No again 706 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 There's a third main one 707 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 The South Asian looking that 708 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 No 709 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Yeah go on sorry 710 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 There's like 711 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Four main ones 712 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 After Barrage there's two 713 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 He's next to 714 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 There's that Anderson and there's that 715 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 I can't remember his name 716 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Yeah well anyway 717 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 He's getting questions 718 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 He says love 719 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 They're going to 720 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Change the way so get rid of the 721 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Inheritance tax that 722 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Force onto the farmers 723 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 They'll tax 724 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Because 725 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Loophole for these farmers now is 726 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Basically sell their land for 727 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Wind farms so 728 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 He's saying they can still sell 729 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Them as wind farms but 730 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 They will get tax on that 731 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 So if they still want to keep it and 732 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Do the old school inheritance 733 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Then that'll be fine they'll still get the 734 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Normal benefits that way but otherwise 735 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 If they're selling the land it's a taxable 736 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Thing you know it's property 737 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Isn't it and the report was 738 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Grinning about it it's like no 739 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 This is like any 740 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Business is going to get taxed for selling assets 741 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Like that so land is 742 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 An asset and 743 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 They're making it all negative 744 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 No it's the right thing 745 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 That's forcing them to 746 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Stick to being a farmer for what they 747 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Wanted to do originally 748 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 The way that they're trying to 749 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Again it's all this left and right 750 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Pollocks and that but they're trying to make 751 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Reform seem more negative 752 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Now because they just know 753 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Obviously it's all down to the 754 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Luminati and all that shit whatever 755 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Greater power that you believe so the 756 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 They're trying to 757 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Force the news 758 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 To dictate the right things 759 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 For lab and the 760 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Stories and all that now anyway 761 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 To try and stop this new world motion 762 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 But 763 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Yeah hopefully in the next couple of years 764 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Before the 765 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Full term is served anyway that we 766 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Do get this re-election 767 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And just try and fucking get on 768 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 To something better 769 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 We probably do sound like a broken record now because 770 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Considering we're not a politics podcast 771 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 And we don't know a lot about politics 772 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Or claims know a lot about politics 773 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 No I feel like the last 12 months 774 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Or so we are 775 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Just in general learning more 776 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 About it because I feel like we need to 777 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 It affects us so much these days 778 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 When you're a kid it doesn't fucking matter 779 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 But just the way everything has been 780 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Changed in the last few years thought shit 781 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Why is it so bad 782 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Shall we move on to a 783 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Sunk a bit more uplifting 784 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Have we got any 785 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Emails or messages 786 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Yes I have 787 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 We're not babysitting today but 788 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 We've still got our mate Alfie here 789 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Make himself known 790 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 There was a few comments about that 791 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Like laughing baby in the background and all that 792 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 I didn't even know you could hear her 793 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Yeah I mean I didn't 794 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Listen to all of that episode 795 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 So the way through but it was 796 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Oh baby 797 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 So 798 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Yeah this is just what happens 799 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Sometimes you know 800 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 We have to do these things 801 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Just like with Alfie fucking 802 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 He's one of these fucking 803 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Scranadu 804 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 It's too early mate not having any 805 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 So 806 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 We'll start off with Brie 807 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 She says how can you shit 808 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Or nearly shit yourself so often 809 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Literally that's what I thought 810 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 It's coming like a monthly event 811 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Now ain't it that 812 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Oh quarterly 813 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 It's a call every three months, four months 814 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I mean yeah 815 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 It's often 816 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 It's too often though Jai 817 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 You know what I mean it's a bit boring 818 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 But it's a healthy bowel 819 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Is it? 820 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Yeah 821 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 You know what to be fair though 822 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Healthy bowel is when you fart and shit yourself 823 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 That was just 824 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 A couple of unhealthy days I'd say 825 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Sorry to be a bit graphic for anyone 826 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 If you're eating your breakfast or anything you might want to 827 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Skip forward a minute 828 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 I've struggled the last couple of days 829 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Because normally I'll go once a day 830 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Every day 831 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 But 832 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 The last week 833 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I've missed a day and then gone the next day 834 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 So even yesterday 835 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Didn't go 836 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 It's strange because it's 837 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Normally a part of my morning routine 838 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Water, diet, saloos and everything 839 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Then I can go but yesterday didn't happen 840 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 And this morning I knew that 841 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 I didn't fucking go yesterday 842 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 So it was another one of them 843 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 I'm in the house, I didn't even take his car 844 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I left it on the lead 845 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 But unclipped it off his neck 846 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Fucking locked the door and I'm stride upstairs 847 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Fucking I'm going 848 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 There was them thoughts as well 849 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Coming round to the park now 850 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 I can fucking go over the back of there if I need to 851 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 But that was mainly because 852 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I know I didn't go yesterday 853 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 So there was a lot of 854 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 A lot of people in the queue 855 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 A lot of shit 856 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Yeah, but it's not on purpose 857 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 It's just 858 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 These things happen 859 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 I don't know if I don't need to go 860 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 I'm not going to sit on the toilet 861 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 For the sake of it 862 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 So you don't 863 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 After I'm done I tend to sit on 864 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 The floor with me 865 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 No I can sit there after 866 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 But I'm not going to 867 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Say we've yesterday morning 868 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Because 869 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 I've got him from the wall 870 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Didn't need to go 871 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 So I'm not going to sit on the toilet 872 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 To try and force out anything 873 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Because that's what I could 874 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 You shouldn't be forcing it 875 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 I can give you a prostate issue 876 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 So yeah, it's just 877 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I already said 878 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 About the kind of food that I eat 879 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Cooking in a fucking 880 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 I do really love Italian cuisine 881 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 To be fair 882 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 I'm in Italy 883 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 And yeah, I did do the 884 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 The hand movements 885 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Mamma mia 886 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 It's a long drive 887 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Because I've got to take the dog 888 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 He doesn't have to go 889 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 I'm not leaving him at home 890 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Looking 891 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 So yeah, I'd need like three weeks 892 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 So a couple of days 893 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Driving and then 894 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 I'm going to 895 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 And that 896 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Yeah, it's just 897 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I ain't arsed 898 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Not arsed 899 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 You like the cuisine 900 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 To be fair, I think it's just because I like cooking 901 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Yeah 902 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Italian, it's an easy one to cook 903 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Yeah, I don't know 904 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Shit happens 905 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 It's true, yeah 906 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Well, thanks for your message 907 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 I don't know if I need more followers on my dot or something 908 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 No, it's maybe less 909 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 But it sounds a bit, mate 910 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Thanks for your message 911 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 I do like that name 912 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 I think I have mentioned it 913 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Yeah, not cheese though 914 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 James 915 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Well, I know 916 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 To be fair, I didn't know if I would start with James after 917 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Well 918 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 I would say it's out of the explore order 919 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 But he's just not first on my list 920 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 He's so gutted with that 921 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Why am I not first? 922 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Why am I not first? 923 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Why am I not first? 924 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 So he says 925 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Are you going to be a bad dad 926 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 And make your child a university fan too 927 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Or let them support 928 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 A proper club 929 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Well, that is an interesting 930 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 That is an interesting question actually 931 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Probably the most interesting 932 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 One he's ever seen 933 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I was going to say, no, he has said some classic stuff 934 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Even you've offended him 935 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 He has said some classic stuff to you before 936 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 He's a good lad, James 937 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 He loves you 938 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 He does love you, mate 939 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 That is a good question, because you said you were a man you were from 940 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Because you're a dad 941 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 So now, are you going to force that 942 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Upon know your baby 943 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Yes 944 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Troubling times 945 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Well, hopefully when he's old enough to 946 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Appreciate the game, we'll run to better times 947 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 It's not looking likely 948 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 But still, one can hope 949 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 But I'm not going to 950 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Do exactly what my dad did 951 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Because I know I've said it before 952 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 But I grew up right by the Birmingham City Football Club 953 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 And it was only with yourself 954 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 And the other lads and that really that I went to the games 955 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 I think my uncle 956 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Might have took me 957 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Once, I know when 958 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Blues were in the Premier League one of the times 959 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Anyway, my cousin 960 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Took me to watch you know as you play there as well 961 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Obviously I was sitting 962 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 With the Blues fans as well 963 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I remember Ryan Geeks running past 964 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Right in front of me 965 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Just dribbling whoever it was 966 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 I've gone to start shouting 967 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 My cousin just grabbed me 968 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Went to sit the fuck down 969 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Even when we scored as well 970 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 He grabbed me before 971 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 No 972 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 So 973 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 I'm going to 974 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Whatever the local team is 975 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 From sitting in Coventry, I'll take 976 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 And sit a score with Blues 977 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 If I'm somewhere else I'll take into local football 978 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Which I wanted to 979 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Get back into doing that for 980 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 To be fair, just going and watching games 981 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Of football but I just never seem to have time 982 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 At least I know when he's here 983 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 I'll be like, yeah come on mate 984 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Let's fucking go 985 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I haven't watched a football game in person 986 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 For years now and it's 987 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Hating in the cold 988 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 I don't mind when the weather's nice 989 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 That's why I'm a bit, when I watched it at MLS 990 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 And it's obviously their season 991 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Runs through the summer doesn't it 992 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 I can see them with the stadiums 993 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I have the stadium plan where 994 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 You have a bar area and you can see them all 995 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Just standing, having a beer, watching a 996 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 That 997 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Sounds great 998 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I saw 999 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 The other, when was it? The Man City 1000 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 First, who was the Man City first? 1001 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 In the FA Cup 1002 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 On the weekend 1003 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 That looked fucking free 1004 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Well he was freezing and he looked 1005 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Just like, yeah that's why I ain't going 1006 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Well I went to pop 1007 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 To the shop on Saturday 1008 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 And my next door neighbour, he was waiting 1009 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 For his son to pick him up and he was off to 1010 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 See Coventry play 1011 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 I can't remember if the won or not to be honest 1012 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Because that was against Ipswich 1013 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 I don't know 1014 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I can't remember that 1015 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 All I know is the Blues won 1016 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 I'm going to put full one because I lost him 1017 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Which I was going to get onto in a moment 1018 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 But it's still Wilder, don't worry Jax 1019 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 But yeah 1020 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 I thought the same because it was cold 1021 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Even though I went out in my T-shirt 1022 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I did have other clothes on 1023 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 But I didn't have a coat on when I went to the shop 1024 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 He was standing there, he had his big coat on 1025 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 And then when I got back 1026 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I thought, yeah I wouldn't have gone to that 1027 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 But then that's a part of it then 1028 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Because it's the atmosphere, you're all 1029 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Cold together 1030 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 There's always one mad bastard that likes to take his top off 1031 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 In the cold as well 1032 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Then you get a nice little cup above rule 1033 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 And a fucking nice hot pot 1034 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Just to warm yourself up again 1035 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Yeah, no I just 1036 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 I don't know mate 1037 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 When I watch football like a Champions League game 1038 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I think I like to watch that 1039 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 For like, one Blues vs 1040 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Cambridge on a Tuesday night 1041 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Even though they're on 4-0 1042 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 No, not for men 1043 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 No, but again I feel like 1044 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 It is more of a 1045 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Young man's game for doing 1046 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 That kind of thing 1047 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 The season ticket thing 1048 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 You just have to be really 1049 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Passionate about it and you have to make your life a voice 1050 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Which I'm not going to do that 1051 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 I'm not going to get no season tickets 1052 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Just every now and again, just like a Saturday hour or Sunday 1053 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Come on mate, let's fucking go 1054 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Those kinds of things I'm looking forward to 1055 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 I mean even other 1056 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Funny things, I said it earlier 1057 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 When your daughter was kicking up a little bit 1058 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 And I was like, this is what I'm looking forward to 1059 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Because I was just like, oi, I'm fucking around 1060 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 And Megan cried and that 1061 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Letting go to his mum, yeah, tell your mum what you fucking did as well 1062 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Even though we can't talk 1063 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 And then I'll be like, he's crying because he's a little fucking dickhead 1064 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I'll point in his face like, yeah 1065 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Keep crying you little dick 1066 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Yeah, so I'm looking forward to being a dad 1067 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 But I mean going off 1068 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 So this week 1069 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 I'm not assuming that James Means 1070 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Liverpool is a proper club 1071 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Because Plymouth 1072 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 You know, Wayne Rooney couldn't get a fucking tune out of them 1073 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 I think they've won every game since 1074 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Or lost the game since we saw them on Bayern though 1075 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Well, because 1076 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 I think it was probably about three weeks ago now 1077 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 There was the 1078 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Solid ball, solid stats 1079 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Of Rooney and the new manager 1080 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 And Rooney's stats were better 1081 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Well, possession, shots 1082 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Yeah 1083 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Fucking, well, pass completion 1084 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 And fucking whatever and that 1085 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Rooney's stats were better, so even though the results were 1086 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Contrary poor 1087 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 But I think literally it was just 1088 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Against Liverpool, it just seemed to click 1089 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 And then the one, I feel like the one for Neldi 1090 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Open Harts as well then 1091 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Yeah, I'm sure they've won 1092 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Or haven't lost since Rooney, all these new managers 1093 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 I mean, they've done well since 1094 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 But as I saw that 1095 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Stat, he must have had a couple of games 1096 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Prior to that 1097 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Why has he not had anything to give 1098 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Really, would that? 1099 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Yeah, they've just had 1100 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 A bit of a 1101 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Poor week really 1102 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 The Everton game, that's always 1103 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Not always, but it should always 1104 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Be like that, there was tackles going in 1105 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 The only downside of that 1106 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Game was the referee again 1107 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 See, I didn't watch that game 1108 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 I didn't watch it, I was listening to it because I was cooking 1109 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 But 1110 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 More than all of that, it's just a fucking 1111 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Shit referee 1112 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 A few decisions have been poor this week 1113 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Especially in the FA Cup with that VAR 1114 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 The Blues one 1115 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 When he went over the line 1116 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Well, you can't tell he went over the line 1117 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 And then with the Manu one 1118 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 With the Mogwe when he was clearly offside 1119 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 All of them were offside? 1120 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Yeah, and there was another one 1121 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I can't remember you of them 1122 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 But obviously now you're mentioning that one 1123 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 The standards seem to really 1124 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Struck a little bit 1125 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Especially this season it feels 1126 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Yeah, I mean I could run some 1127 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 About the referees fucking half an hour 1128 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Again myself, but 1129 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 There's enough 1130 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 Of a YouTuber than that, especially 1131 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Mark Goldbridge, you know, at the stands 1132 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Or that's football 1133 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 He goes into depth about it 1134 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 And they are just all friends 1135 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Looking after each other, there's just no need 1136 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Fucking, it's just ridiculous 1137 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 They don't want to hold themselves 1138 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 There 1139 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 What's the word on the football now? 1140 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Accountable 1141 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 For any of the poor decisions 1142 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 And nothing's ever put on 1143 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Disco Sports about how bad the 1144 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Referee was on certain games 1145 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 They do have a thing on 1146 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 A Monday called Ref Watch 1147 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 And even that 1148 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Giza will still defend 1149 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 The referees 1150 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 No, he's still a referee 1151 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 I know 1152 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 I can't 1153 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Remember who it is 1154 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 He's still defending them 1155 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 And the pundits 1156 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Will be like, it's clearly a foul 1157 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 No, no, because of this 1158 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Just looking after the lads 1159 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Yeah, they are, it's just fucking ridiculous 1160 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 So, yeah 1161 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 It's like us first, their mentality 1162 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 And the referees 1163 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Us as referees first, then 1164 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 The players, they're always wrong 1165 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 And then obviously 1166 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Some movement going on at some point 1167 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Where it'll be like, refs laws 1168 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Matter or something 1169 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 And they'll be putting a fucking black armband on 1170 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 For themselves, and all that bollocks 1171 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 But otherwise 1172 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Yeah, considering 1173 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 It was a derby, and obviously 1174 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 The emotions were going to be higher because it was the last 1175 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Derby at Goodison Park as well 1176 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 But then 1177 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Four red cards after the final whistle 1178 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Yeah 1179 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Proper derby, mate 1180 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 That's what you want 1181 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 I know Van Dijk 1182 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Since their final 1183 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 But no, no, that's both 1184 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Final 1185 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Obviously he's just playing the game 1186 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 And he's the mind games, whatever 1187 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 He hates losing 1188 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 I don't know a lot about losing 1189 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 But even when fucking Denality beat him 1190 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 And that dog fucking coming out with bollocks like that 1191 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 The one who really got me 1192 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 And I was like, what the fuck, is it Rio Ferdinand? 1193 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 You don't want to see scenes like that 1194 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 With Everton player 1195 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Liverpool fans to give it 1196 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Fuck, that's what you want 1197 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 That's what you want, you want him to fucking give it 1198 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 That's it, and you want to see a fucking 1199 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 A hard tackle here and now 1200 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 And people are 1201 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Arguing on the pitch 1202 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Because you don't know what it's going to be like when they move into the new stadium 1203 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Is he still going to have that feel 1204 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I think the Everton fans will 1205 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Yeah, I mean 1206 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 I know it's quite close, the pitch still the stand is 1207 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 But like, obviously 1208 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 With the West Ham side 1209 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 We can sometimes lose a little bit 1210 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 I think the Everton fans 1211 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 They will still 1212 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Because they are more passionate 1213 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 I mean, a lot of the Everton fans 1214 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 They openly admit they hate 1215 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Everton 1216 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 But, you know, they'll believe until they die 1217 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 And 1218 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 It's mad because 1219 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 That's what football does to us 1220 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 I've seen a lot of comments 1221 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 From so-called United fans 1222 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 And it is younger fans that 1223 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Fucking, well, I'm sick of it 1224 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 I'm done with football and whatever 1225 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 And I know I've said it before 1226 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 But it's a part of it 1227 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 You know, all you've got to sport 1228 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Living through the fucking Fergie, well, growing up through the Fergie times 1229 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 And I've got to put up with this shit now 1230 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 It happened before Fergie was in charge 1231 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 It could be another 30 years like Liverpool 1232 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Until you come good again 1233 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Yeah, you know, it's just a part of it 1234 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 You just have to fucking put up with it 1235 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 And enjoy the good moments there 1236 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 I have to admit, I do enjoy watching 1237 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Man U lose. I hate watching Man U 1238 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Yeah, because you were sporting 1239 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 No, no, no, no 1240 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I hate watching Man U play football on TV 1241 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Because they've been terrible for years 1242 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 I love seeing them lose 1243 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Same with Tottenham, I love seeing them lose 1244 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 I don't know why 1245 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 You're really enjoying this season, aren't you? 1246 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Yeah, and you know what, I love that Arsenal 1247 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 I used to, when Artela first went to Arsenal 1248 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 I loved them, I was like, oh, please, it's him 1249 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 But I'm glad they're doing the shit now 1250 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Because they're just ego-tistics 1251 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000 They haven't won nothing 1252 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 But the one man sitting there was fucking giving it 1253 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Yeah, I feel like it's 1254 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 I get it, he'd give it, but you've got to back it down 1255 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Yeah, I feel like Artela's trod 1256 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 To just copy everything from there 1257 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 You know when he said something about the ball 1258 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Complaining about the ball in the Carabao League Cup 1259 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Did you say the... 1260 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Who were they playing on the weekend? 1261 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 The first game against Arsenal 1262 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Did they even have a game? 1263 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 It was the FA Cup, wasn't it? 1264 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Or it might have been 1265 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Was Newcastle in the Cup beforehand? 1266 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Yeah, it was playing against Newcastle 1267 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 The Newcastle fans were fucking shouting 1268 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Oh, Teta, it must be the ball 1269 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 It must be the ball 1270 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Oh, Teta, it must be the ball 1271 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 I saw a lot of things on TikTok 1272 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Where it's like, Arsenal playing four games 1273 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Against Newcastle and that's scoring a goal 1274 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 And then Birmingham scoring within one minute 1275 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 It's just like... 1276 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 But even that 1277 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Again, that's what I love about football 1278 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 No one's expecting Birmingham to turn up 1279 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 To fucking Newcastle and give it 1280 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 But they fucking did 1281 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Well, obviously 1282 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 That was a good game, actually 1283 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 To be fair, and the Villa 1284 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 It was a good game, actually, on TV 1285 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 I didn't really like the lights nor did I like the man's city 1286 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Well, they didn't even think the man's city fans did 1287 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 The Newcastle fans didn't even think the man's city fans did 1288 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 The Newcastle game 1289 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 Against World Blues Newcastle 1290 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Was a really good game to watch 1291 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Really watched 1292 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 The first time I watched a whole football match 1293 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 I picked up my phone, because normally every now and again I've got my phone full 1294 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 But I'll fucking watch it 1295 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Most of the time my phone's not out of my hand these days 1296 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 But 1297 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 I was actually thinking about it on the drive over here 1298 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Because obviously 1299 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 There's still the 1300 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 3 o'clock blackout 1301 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Where any game's on at 3 o'clock 1302 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 On a Saturday, they're not published on the TV 1303 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Because it's to promote 1304 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Wanting to go and watch 1305 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Your local teams and stuff 1306 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 But I know there's been talks 1307 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 About it, but you think 1308 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 So neither of us have got Scholesports subscriptions 1309 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 Or anything 1310 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 But you still watch the 3 o'clock games 1311 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Fucking do, mate 1312 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Scholesports ain't got it 1313 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 I think everyone's got that in there 1314 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 That's what VPNs are for 1315 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 But 1316 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 If there was 1317 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 A Netflix style thing 1318 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 That's showing all the games 1319 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 I'd happily pay 20, 24 pound a month 1320 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Just for that 1321 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 I'd watch 1322 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Not every game, but I just like having football on 1323 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Even if I'm not watching it 1324 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Just having it fucking on in the background 1325 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Or again 1326 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 So while I'm cooking and that 1327 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I'll have that football on 1328 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Listening to that commentary 1329 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Of whatever game 1330 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 The results, the teams 1331 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Just like having it on 1332 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Just, you know, nice 1333 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Depends on what mood I'm in to be fair 1334 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Sometimes I'll have music on 1335 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Or another podcast 1336 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 But it's nice to fucking have that kind of thing on 1337 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 So yeah, I'd happily pay 1338 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 20, 24 pound a month 1339 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 And I literally would watch more games 1340 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Anyway 1341 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 So I just still don't get why 1342 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 They haven't done it yet 1343 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 I think that 1344 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Obviously I've put on another contract 1345 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 That we've scored and everyone else 1346 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 So until they're up 1347 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Then they can start 1348 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 I think they are planning on doing it 1349 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Because you can do worldwide 1350 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Then they can get all the money rather than 1351 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Signing their TV rights to 1352 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 I don't know, whoever has it 1353 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Whatever sports channel 1354 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Picks up in Australia, America 1355 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 They just buy the app then 1356 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Yeah, because 1357 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 I think it was extended 1358 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 To 2028 1359 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 If I remember rightly 1360 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 But even off of Sky 1361 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Though, it's still 1362 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 The English FA 1363 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 That have got the 3 o'clock blackout rule 1364 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 So it's not for Sky 1365 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 It's for any of them 1366 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Because otherwise, I was going to say BT 1367 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 But TNT, they'd be able to put 1368 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 The 3 o'clock kickoffs on 1369 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Yeah, it's just annoying 1370 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 It generates so much more money 1371 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 For football as well 1372 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Because you can have it with 1373 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 The lower league teams as well 1374 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Yeah, they love having the FA on 1375 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 You just spread the money around 1376 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 I get it, it's all the popularity 1377 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 With Ron Reynolds 1378 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 With Wrexham 1379 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 But how much they're on the TV these days 1380 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 It's unfair 1381 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 So if it was more of a level playing field 1382 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Then more clubs are going to benefit 1383 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 The money 1384 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 Even if it was their own 1385 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Club channels 1386 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Like MUFC 1387 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 MUTV and Liverpool TV 1388 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 And all that 1389 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 If you could put 1390 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Whatever game isn't on Sky Sports 1391 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 If you could actually play 1392 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 On their channels 1393 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 It would bring more subscriptions to them 1394 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 I do find them to be 1395 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Expensive for what they are 1396 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Like £10 to watch one game or £9 1397 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 And you think to watch one game 1398 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 I know they were doing that 1399 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 During the Covid thing 1400 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 No, no, so like 1401 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 If you watch BCFC TV 1402 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 You can watch a Blues game 1403 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 I didn't know you could do that 1404 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 You can watch, obviously 1405 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 I think it's just Prem teams 1406 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 You can watch it, but you have to pay for it 1407 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 But it's like, as I said 1408 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 What you get in that point you're making is 1409 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 I assume the will do that 1410 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Like an app 1411 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 You just watch it all on the app 1412 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 You can watch a football and then an AFR one 1413 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 There you go 1414 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 If your team gets paroled 1415 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Fucking cancel it, you got the Prem one 1416 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 You know what I mean? 1417 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 But then you could just 1418 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 This is another idea that we should be 1419 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 Patting in real though 1420 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 You could have, like how Netflix has got a tier system 1421 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Like several different paid subscriptions 1422 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 One with ads 1423 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 And then the normal one 1424 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 And then the ultra HD one 1425 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 You could have a tier system for what level of football 1426 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 You want to watch 1427 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 So if you only want to watch your team 1428 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 So just the Premier League you pay 1429 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 £12 a month 1430 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 If you want to watch other leagues as well 1431 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 That's when it goes up to looking £24 1432 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Or if you only want to watch 1433 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 The AFL 1434 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Then it's still just back to that original figure 1435 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 But you can't watch any of the other games 1436 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 I assume something like this should 1437 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Well, it is in the pipeline 1438 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 There should be 1439 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 And if there not, there's probably more arms 1440 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 We've done politics 1441 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 We've done football 1442 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 We're not politics 1443 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Or football podcasts 1444 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Album of the week 1445 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 There is other stuff that I'm going to jump on to in a sec 1446 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 But album of the week 1447 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Not going to get into it too much 1448 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 The one I listened to this week was Usher 1449 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Confessions album 1450 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 It's got all the tunes on 1451 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 It's such a 1452 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Bad difference though 1453 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Confessions, the first song 1454 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 It's a good enough song anyway 1455 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 When it goes on to part 2 1456 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 And the beat drops and that 1457 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 It's just fucking banger 1458 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 I forgot what tunes were on 1459 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 That album to be fair as well 1460 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Because one of the first ones 1461 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Yeah, Usher 1462 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 I can't stand that song 1463 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 It winds me up 1464 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000 It winds me up saying with a 1465 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Nelly and 1466 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Dilemma, remember that song? 1467 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Is it Nelly I Love You? 1468 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Nelly Patano? 1469 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Nelly and Nelly? 1470 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 No, it's Kelly Rowland 1471 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Oh, I 1472 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 I shouldn't have used that drop 1473 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 I hate that beat 1474 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 I think she was trying to send a text message on the next hour spreadsheet as well 1475 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Fuck you 1476 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Yeah 1477 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 I think probably because 1478 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Them songs, it was like every third song on the radio 1479 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Back then 1480 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 Yeah, it used to get absolutely bashed 1481 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Yeah, just fucking 1482 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 The Confessions part 2 1483 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Gotta Let It Burn on it as well 1484 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Fucking 1485 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Usher had some big tunes back in the day 1486 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 So yeah 1487 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 For the people that were eagerly waiting for that 1488 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Album recommendation of the week 1489 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Usher, Confessions 1490 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 What was 1491 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Er 1492 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Yeah, going over that one 1493 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Er, New World Orders 1494 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Have you got any of your own ones for this week? 1495 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 I've kind of like started up some of my own 1496 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 So mine is like 1497 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 No one could lie 1498 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 So like that way 1499 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Everyone that would, and I think he was sceptic 1500 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 That said it on another podcast 1501 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Or something, and it's always stuck with me 1502 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 And I was like, that is brilliant 1503 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Because then that way 1504 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Whoever's in prison couldn't lie 1505 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 So when I said, did you do this? 1506 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 The driver, yes, so everyone that deserves to be in prison 1507 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Would be in prison 1508 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 And that way, you know, little things 1509 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Why'd you do that? 1510 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Like no bullshit 1511 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Like just straight because of this 1512 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Would you be able to do a little white lighter? 1513 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 For example 1514 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 You're getting ready to go out for a little date night 1515 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1516 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 And the missus says, do I look good in this dress? 1517 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 And you're not really fucking feeling it 1518 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 You don't want to upset that 1519 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 You say, babe, you look amazing 1520 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1521 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 That's the line, yeah, little white lies 1522 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Little white lies, big lies 1523 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 No, no, naughty lies, no 1524 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 No, no 1525 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 That's a no no 1526 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 No no 1527 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 With that, you'd have to have 1528 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Like 1529 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Like what Elon Musk is developing 1530 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 That chip in the brain 1531 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Yeah, you'd have to physically 1532 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Because of always just saying 1533 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 That's law, you still 1534 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Can't prove 1535 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 No, yeah, but you know 1536 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 So it would have to be an implant of sorts 1537 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 That they'll get like a shock 1538 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Or something 1539 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 What you want this week? 1540 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Well, I haven't done myself because there was a couple sentencing 1541 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 So I haven't done one myself 1542 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Because I thought, I didn't need to 1543 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Plus I gave one last week and you didn't because you was a lazer 1544 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 So 1545 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Alan's is 1546 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 Nobody can personally own 1547 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Farm animals, i.e. 1548 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Chickens, llamas or pigs 1549 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Unless you're an actual farmer 1550 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Oh, okay 1551 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 A bit controversial because if I had 1552 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 The land, I wouldn't be a farmer 1553 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 But I would have some chickens and probably a donkey 1554 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 So my dad's 1555 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 I think he's got them now anyway 1556 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 I know my 1557 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Step mum bought some 1558 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Chickens off her friends 1559 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Recently and off anyway 1560 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 But I don't think he got them yet 1561 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 You know, you can go to like a farm 1562 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Like Ashend Farm, which ends too far from mine and yours 1563 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 And you can buy chicken 1564 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 You can buy chicken eggs and chickens 1565 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I didn't know that 1566 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 A lot of the places, because obviously I work all over the gaff 1567 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 People who 1568 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Got chickens, they'll make 1569 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 A little fucking bench thing outside 1570 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 And put the eggs 1571 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 You know, six for a pound or whatever 1572 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Oh mate, I've got a small of that 1573 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 I've seen that, but I mean you can actually buy chickens 1574 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Or when they're locked, you could 1575 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 Chicks 1576 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 I didn't know that 1577 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 But it's expensive to fucking 1578 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Look after chickens and that 1579 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Because it's the feed and all 1580 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Obviously, you've got to make sure 1581 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 If you gave them the garden, you wouldn't want to 1582 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 In the house really 1583 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 But yeah, you've got to make sure it's secure 1584 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 But not just the foxes, birds are proud 1585 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 They come down and fucking just have them 1586 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 I do like that, I have a little cage 1587 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 But then a tough dog have a little electric fence 1588 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 So when birds swoop, they get it 1589 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 And then you've got a Sunday roast dinner then 1590 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Yeah 1591 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 I've never had it, but I imagine 1592 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 It's got to taste quite nice 1593 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Might be a firm meat 1594 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 But yeah 1595 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 I can 1596 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 Well I'm guessing 1597 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 I can see this 1598 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 I don't know where I was 1599 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 But I remember one of the places I lived 1600 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 One of the neighbours 1601 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 At the back, they had a chicken 1602 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 And obviously it would be a weekend 1603 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 When I'm trying to have a lion 1604 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 I'd hear the fucking rooster 1605 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 And all that bollocks 1606 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 Fucking 1607 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 If I had an air rifle, snipe that 1608 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 I would have found that gun to shot it 1609 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Because you don't need it 1610 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 You try and have a fucking chill 1611 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 What was the other one? 1612 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 There was another house I lived at 1613 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 It was a fucking football field next to me 1614 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 So Sunday morning, I'm fucking hungover 1615 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Only got in at four o'clock in the morning or whatever 1616 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 And from nine o'clock they're all there 1617 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Shouting and playing football 1618 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 They used to crack me up, man 1619 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 I get it, because we used to do it sometimes as well 1620 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 With playing football, but 1621 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 When you're trying to sleep, you don't need them 1622 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Fucking whistles blown and all that 1623 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Fucking shit, man 1624 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 So yeah, I get it 1625 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 No 1626 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 I see why people want llamas as pets 1627 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 To fucking 1628 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Novelty or anything 1629 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Or a nasty bastard to spit at you 1630 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 That one, that was it 1631 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Mogg says 1632 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 When people take their driving test 1633 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 They do a section 1634 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 Of using their phone to prove that they 1635 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Can multitask, if not, then it's a fail 1636 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 Do that? I mean obviously 1637 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 This must be a new thing 1638 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 That's his new law of order 1639 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 I don't agree with that 1640 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 I don't think anyone should be using 1641 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Their phone while driving 1642 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 But I get it, because 1643 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Was it last week? 1644 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 I think it says you can fucking touch 1645 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Your radio and all that 1646 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 So there's no difference from touching your fucking 1647 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Console to use your phone 1648 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 For your car 1649 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Than it is to just use your phone anyway 1650 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 So it should be more that I'd say then 1651 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 That while you're doing your driving 1652 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Test, to say 1653 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Change it to radio 2 or whatever 1654 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 Fucking 1655 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 I know a car, you don't have to do 1656 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 Any of that, you can just press a button and tell 1657 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 The car to do it 1658 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Yeah, but 1659 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 You still gotta 1660 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 If you're 17, 18 1661 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 And you've got a 1662 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Brand new car 1663 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 And you've got to buy a car yourself, you're gonna get an old one 1664 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 So 1665 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 You should 1666 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Should have to have, I'd say that 1667 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 More so than your phone, you should have to 1668 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 While you're driving, turn the volume 1669 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Up and down, change the station 1670 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Or something 1671 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Yeah, well yeah 1672 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Because they've gotta learn doing it at some point anyway 1673 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 I had it today 1674 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 The young lad that 1675 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Chris is, it's not an apprenticeship 1676 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 But he's at cottage and he needs to 1677 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 Have so many hours a week 1678 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Of being on the tools as well, so 1679 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Essentially it's free labour every now and again 1680 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 But he's turned up this morning and Chris is gone 1681 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Yeah, he doesn't use his 1682 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Indicator, so he's not long 1683 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Started driving, and I've 1684 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 Been switching on him, but I've put him in his place 1685 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 As like, mate, you've gotta use your indicator 1686 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 No, I do, but there's no 1687 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 One around, no one's watching 1688 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 There's always someone watching 1689 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Just always use your indicator 1690 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Fucking, you're not driving a BMW 1691 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 You're not a fucking night bed 1692 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 You're a young lad, use your indicators 1693 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 And 1694 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 I've said it nicely 1695 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 But I was being serious, and I hopefully 1696 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 Took it in, because it's dangerous, you've gotta indicate 1697 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 No, I agree 1698 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 But obviously he's passed his test 1699 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 He's had to fucking use his indicators and do everything 1700 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 Properly, so with how quickly 1701 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 He's got himself out of that 1702 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 Havvy, naughty 1703 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 The only thing I remember getting up happy really quick 1704 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Is how you hold the steering wheel 1705 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 At 10 and 2, or whatever it is now 1706 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 I think it's 9 and 3 or whatever it was back there 1707 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 It's not like quarter past five or anything 1708 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 No, but like 1709 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 And the mirrors, checking the mirrors 1710 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 Like every fucking 30 seconds 1711 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 See, no, I have to though 1712 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 Because I'm in the van, I haven't got 1713 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 Windows everywhere, I have to constantly 1714 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Check the left and right 1715 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 I check, but nowhere near every 30 seconds 1716 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Just when I'm making an indication 1717 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 But like on the test 1718 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 You have to do it like every 1719 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 Every minute, right, left 1720 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 Central 1721 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 And you have to do the things 1722 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 The instructor sees that you as the learner 1723 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000 Yeah, you have to emphasize it 1724 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 It's me in the head, oh my god 1725 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Yeah, have we got any more? 1726 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Yeah 1727 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000 What was it 1728 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Looking, Tegan 1729 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 Says, my new world 1730 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 Order would be, every year you get 1731 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 Free drinks on your birthday 1732 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 Oh, that's a good one, that is a good one 1733 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000 I think you'd have to 1734 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Starbucks give you a free drink on your birthday 1735 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 Yeah, if you've got the app 1736 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 Cast to give you a little birthday 1737 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 Tree, so if you like me 1738 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 Free myself on something 1739 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000 You get a cake and a fucking coffee for your 1740 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 Birthday, mate, you know, honestly, yeah 1741 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000 I'm always around my fucking birthday though 1742 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Well there's a starbucks somewhere, mate 1743 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 You get a free one on your birthday 1744 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 So if you're out in the club 1745 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Clube 1746 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 There'd have to be a limit 1747 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 To like, you know, 30 pound 1748 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 No, no limit, it's the club 1749 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 If you're staying in one place, that's gonna 1750 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 You get as many drinks as your age 1751 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 So 18 1752 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 Drinks, if you're freshly 18 1753 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 Yeah, mate 1754 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 They ain't remembering that birthday 1755 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 No, but look, I can give them to the mates 1756 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 Look 1757 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000 If you're doing that 1758 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 No, but look, if you got me your drink 1759 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000 Yeah, so we've always got 1760 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 On the bar after you've 1761 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 No, you're not allowed to share drinks 1762 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000 That's cheating, that is, because otherwise 1763 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 You'd go to the bar all night 1764 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 And get like, you know, the five drinks 1765 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 With two friends 1766 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 Because I ain't going out with four people 1767 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 They're big drinkers 1768 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Yeah, it's cheating 1769 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000 It's running the pubs out 1770 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 I do agree though with the free drinks 1771 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 That would be, I don't think you'd have to cap it 1772 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000 Because, yeah 1773 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000 I don't think you'd have to cap it, but 1774 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000 No, you can't 1775 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Are we just talking alcoholic drinks 1776 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000 Or could you just walk into my house 1777 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000 And get a drink 1778 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 I'm assuming alcoholic drinks 1779 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000 There's no specifics on there 1780 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 So you think there should be a limit though? 1781 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 Yeah 1782 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000 If I was 1783 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 Pushing it out 1784 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 It would be, you'd get like a gift card 1785 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Say like a 50 pound gift card 1786 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 That's only valid on your birthday 1787 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 And you have to use that 1788 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000 So, you know, you go into the one pub 1789 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Bang out two drinks 1790 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000 That's 10 pound gone 1791 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Then you go into the next one 1792 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000 And once that 50 pounds gone 1793 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000 You have to dip back into your own pocket again then 1794 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 Different way of thinking about it 1795 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000 But I like the idea 1796 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I'm just thinking of business wise 1797 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Because, you know, some people 1798 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Can drink a lot 1799 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 And, you know, if you're going through 1800 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000 Yeah, but it's only for one day though 1801 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 How many people have got birthdays on a day? 1802 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 How many people have got the same pubs 1803 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 I just mean, it's spread all over 1804 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 There's going to be one person 1805 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 At least every day 1806 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Not in every pub though 1807 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000 No, but again if it's the clubs 1808 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000 In all the town centres 1809 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 There's thousands of people out every weekend 1810 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Yeah 1811 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 And that would be a lot of people with the birthdays 1812 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 Maybe the government can pay for it 1813 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 But it would be easy 1814 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Because you're in charge making it 1815 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 So, yeah, that's one 1816 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 We've mourned at least the government's funding 1817 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000 That 50 pound gift card 1818 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000 So I'm thinking practicality there 1819 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000 We do like it 1820 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 We do like the notion 1821 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 And then 1822 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Where was this one? 1823 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000 Joe says 1824 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000 I would push through the development of 1825 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Flying cars 1826 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 It's 2025, we should have 1827 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 We should be further ahead 1828 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 Do you imagine how chaotic 1829 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 It would be with flying cars? 1830 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 No, I get what he's saying now 1831 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Because the one from flying the first plane 1832 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 When was the first plane 1833 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 Flew? 1834 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 1912 1835 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 I think it was slightly before that 1836 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 Obviously because they had planes in World War I 1837 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Which was 1914 1838 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Back in the war 1839 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 I'll never give a shit about history to be fair 1840 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000 I think it's like 1867 1841 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 They never went to space 1842 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000 And they were like, we're going to space 1843 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 And I think it got done within a decade 1844 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 So surely if someone was like, I'm making flying cars 1845 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000 That's if you believe they went to the moon 1846 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000 Yeah, but they went out of space at least though 1847 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000 Allegedly 1848 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000 Well people have seen 1849 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000 The rocky ghost flying off 1850 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 You know what I mean? 1851 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 But yeah 1852 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000 I know what you mean 1853 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000 I've listened to 1854 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000 What was it? The podcast? 1855 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000 So Brian Cox 1856 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Anyway, the scientist 1857 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Smart Geyser 1858 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000 I've listened to him 1859 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000 On a podcast 1860 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000 But then it popped up 1861 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000 He was on Ladd Bible 1862 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000 So they were asking questions 1863 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000 That people had sent in and that 1864 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000 And the one of them was asking 1865 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000 What do you say to people 1866 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000 That think the Earth is flat 1867 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000 And 1868 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 His way of saying it was 1869 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 Obviously he's not a flat Earth 1870 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000 But he was like 1871 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000 What would you ever go on a plane again? 1872 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000 Because every pilot 1873 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000 Would have to be in on this 1874 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000 Big secret 1875 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000 That the world's flat and we're in a fucking big dome 1876 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000 So they're flying around in circles 1877 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000 As opposed to straight lines and whatever 1878 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000 I know they don't do exactly straight lines 1879 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 But you know 1880 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000 You're not going around the globe 1881 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000 You're going around the fucking ring 1882 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000 So you wouldn't feel safe 1883 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000 Getting on a plane all the time 1884 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000 So yeah 1885 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000 That's the main thing 1886 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000 That's always bad for me 1887 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000 Why would that happen? 1888 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000 Just don't ever get it 1889 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000 When stuff like this comes out 1890 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000 Who said it the first time 1891 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000 And then did he mean it 1892 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000 And then why is it spread like it's a thing 1893 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000 When Covid was 5G 1894 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000 Like that thing 1895 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000 Who said that at one point 1896 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,000 And everyone jumped on that 1897 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000 There's still a lot of them that are blaming the 5G 1898 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000 For fucking shit going on 1899 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000 Again there's the 1900 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000 I think they're called stormrunners 1901 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000 But the ones that keep 1902 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000 Cutting down the 1903 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000 Ule's cameras in London 1904 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000 So there's the one of them the other day 1905 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 Actually made it onto the news as well 1906 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000 Where the lads have just turned up 1907 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000 They're there to install a 4G 1908 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000 Mast and he's like 1909 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000 What are you doing here lads? 1910 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000 Putting 4G in? 1911 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 One of them's like yeah 1912 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000 Just nonchalant 1913 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000 Bad job 1914 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000 So he's standing in front of the fucking 1915 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000 The lorry so they can't offload the gear 1916 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000 To start directing it and that 1917 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000 And he's kicking off he's like 1918 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000 This is not a problem 5G 1919 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000 He's spouting all the bonnet 1920 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000 Mate we just want better phone signal 1921 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000 That's it 1922 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000 I can't fucking 1923 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000 So when I get back now 1924 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000 I can't walk my dog 1925 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 Unless I've downloaded the podcast or whatever 1926 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000 That I want to listen to 1927 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000 And I've clucked it now 1928 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000 So in the morning it's fine 1929 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000 Up to half eight 1930 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000 After half eight the signal goes 1931 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000 So I'm ready 1932 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000 Because I've only clucked this this week 1933 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000 I'm ready to ring up 1934 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000 Vodafone now and ask them 1935 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000 Have they got a switch? 1936 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000 So as if I'm half eight 1937 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000 To flip the switch 1938 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000 To spread the signal out 1939 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000 So it shares evenly amongst everyone 1940 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000 Or something because 1941 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000 It was literally bang on half eight 1942 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000 The other day and 1943 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000 I'm like boy 1944 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000 I just don't get it 1945 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 And then again because I've done it where 1946 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000 I've got back extra late 1947 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000 And I'm still walking the dog at nine o'clock 1948 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000 So it must be between half eight 1949 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000 Like the twelve hours 1950 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000 Because I've been at nine o'clock 1951 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000 And I've had the signal walking all the way around 1952 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000 But yeah during daylight 1953 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,000 Time 1954 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000 It'll just be on and off I have to keep going 1955 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 And then I'll go back to standby mode 1956 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,000 And then back to normal again 1957 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000 So it resets the signal and then I'll have it for 1958 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000 Thirty seconds and then it'll cut off again 1959 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000 Excuse me so 1960 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000 It fucking winds me off 1961 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000 Complains about the phone and off and that 1962 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 They're like oh but the signal's good in your area 1963 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000 It could be because of the trees 1964 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000 I'm walking around houses 1965 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000 I'm not walking through the woods 1966 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000 I don't understand I wouldn't mow 1967 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000 And I was like 1968 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000 Is it because of the hospital? 1969 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000 It could be nothing in the hospital 1970 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000 Unless you're next to an MRI 1971 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000 MRI? Yeah I was going to say MRI 1972 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000 I'm thinking what the fuck is that in there then 1973 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000 But yeah unless you're next to some of the machines 1974 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000 That could affect your signal 1975 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000 But you're outside of the building 1976 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000 So it'll be fine 1977 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 So you need to tell me then 1978 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000 Why I'm losing signal while walking around 1979 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000 And the one time I rang her 1980 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000 I was even on the walk 1981 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000 And all I kept hearing was 1982 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000 Sorry Mr Devlin I lost you there for a second 1983 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000 What was that? This is what I'm saying 1984 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000 Keep losing signal, you need to sort it out 1985 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000 Fucking 1986 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000 So annoying 1987 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000 Cheeky fucking virgin email after them 1988 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000 The other day we monitor you 1989 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000 We're always monitoring you 1990 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000 Fucking blah blah 1991 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000 Average of this speed and this download 1992 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000 And whatever 1993 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000 Again if it wasn't just a generic email 1994 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000 I would have emailed back to her 1995 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,000 But it's alright them saying 1996 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000 That I'm having this average speed 1997 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000 And shit in the bathroom upstairs 1998 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000 Without it disconnecting 1999 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 Or just walk out the front door 2000 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000 I was shocked this morning 2001 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000 I was actually sitting in the van and it was still connected to the wall for 2002 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000 And I'm like 2003 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000 Six, seven meters away from the book 2004 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000 But yet when I was with Vodafone 2005 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000 Normal broadband 2006 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000 Even with BT 2007 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000 Signal fucking everywhere 2008 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000 30 meters outside the house still connected to the wall for 2009 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000 Virgin, no 2010 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Stupid, fucking cracks me up 2011 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000 So yeah 2012 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000 I'm gonna have to fucking 2013 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000 Just start getting on to them again 2014 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000 Fucking moaning, it cracks me up 2015 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000 So flowing cars 2016 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000 No, for me 2017 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000 Dramas, big dramas 2018 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000 When I think of flying cars I think the Jetsons and the Star Wars 2019 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000 Yeah 2020 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000 But I think it is the way to go forward 2021 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000 I think we will start having flying cars 2022 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000 Unless, log with the Teslas 2023 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 With all the technology, the sensors and fucking everything 2024 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000 Let's all of them have that 2025 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,000 So it will log 2026 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000 Say the Google Maps 2027 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000 Knows the flight patterns of everyone else 2028 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000 And it's tracking, that car is 2029 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000 100 yards away that way 2030 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000 The bubble is to the left and whatever 2031 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,000 So unless they've got communications 2032 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000 Between each other, it will be too much chaos 2033 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000 Yeah 2034 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 And then, what happens if you break down? 2035 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000 You'd have to have a 2036 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000 Parachute built in or something 2037 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000 Yeah, there's a few cyclone measures in place 2038 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000 Always, like 2039 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000 It stays hovering, you've got to wait for 2040 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000 Hovering AI to fucking come and 2041 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000 Tell you 2042 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000 You'll be there for a while, mate, fucking hell 2043 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000 Fucking madness 2044 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000 That's it 2045 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000 For the new world orders 2046 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000 I'll scroll 2047 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,000 Past this, this is going to be the last one 2048 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,000 Because we've ran on for 2049 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000 Well over an hour already 2050 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,000 Lauren asked 2051 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,000 What's the tea 2052 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000 With my wife's friend 2053 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000 Did she leave her man or not 2054 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,000 Or what, sorry 2055 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,000 That was regarding 2056 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,000 The two minute 2057 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,000 Part last week, I think 2058 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Maybe or the week before, where a friend 2059 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000 Was having some issues 2060 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000 Secret relationship and whatever 2061 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,000 Short answer 2062 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,000 I don't know, because I haven't asked 2063 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000 And I don't care 2064 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,000 Well maybe you should ask now 2065 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000 I mean, I'll tell you something 2066 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,000 Off the body in a minute now 2067 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,000 Fucking shit 2068 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000 But yeah, I don't care 2069 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,000 I mean, I probably will ask 2070 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,000 Since someone's 2071 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000 Invested 2072 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,000 I don't care though 2073 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000 Yeah, someone's invested, they've took the time 2074 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,000 To message the podcast 2075 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000 If I remember Lauren I'll be last 2076 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000 But 2077 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000 It's not something I'm asked about 2078 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,000 But that is 2079 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000 The end of the show 2080 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,000 I'd say an hour and 2081 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,000 A half, I've been in so far 2082 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,000 Yeah, and I feel like we could still talk 2083 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000 For another hour really, we've got other 2084 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,000 Messages, we've got confessions and that 2085 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,000 That we haven't gone through 2086 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,000 Maybe we should start with them next week then 2087 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,000 I mean, say, we might do, we might not 2088 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000 We'll have to see 2089 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000 There might not even be a podcast next week 2090 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000 I mean, yeah 2091 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000 That's probably a shock for some of them 2092 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Three weeks in a row 2093 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,000 Yeah, that's what I was saying 2094 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,000 No, we will try definitely 2095 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000 We do try in general 2096 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000 And as always, keep the messages coming in 2097 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000 Links are all in the description 2098 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,000 Email, hotline 2099 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,000 The WhatsApp and all that 2100 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,000 Yeah, keep them coming in 2101 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,000 We do appreciate it all 2102 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000 Like, share, download 2103 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000 Keep it going, you know what to do 2104 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Yeah 2105 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 We shall, hopefully 2106 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:24,000 Peace! 2107 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:38,000 Oh, so sly, their chemistry's electric 2108 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,000 You can't deny 2109 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,000 You can't deny 2110 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:54,000 You can't deny