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What's happening everyone? Welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast
I'm with your host, Ash and JD
And I know what you're thinking, what, two weeks in a row? How's this happening?
Yeah
We do try, we really do
And it is the babysitting club this week as well
Just in case you hear any kids music or
Well, looking child in the background
Yeah, any quack quacks, any war in
Little T-Rexes or Baby Shark or whatever
Also with the little main man Alfie too
So, you know, he won't bark cause he's after the scraps of food
He's a silly boy
Well, we did say we'd jump straight on to the correspondence last week
So we will do, we'll do a couple rants on about usual things and then
Wrap it up, any, but
I'm gonna start off with, I don't know if I'm saying this right, Ramy or Rami
What did you want to say about Shaggy? Has he done something?
Cause I don't know what we was talking about
We said about Shaggy and then I'll never come back around to it
So as far as a no, no, he hasn't done anything wrong
All it was, was
I don't know if I, yeah, it was just on the radio or something
No, that was it, I just did a random one playing the song and then the playlist just started whacking songs through and through
And so Shaggy, it wasn't me, it came on
And so I'm listening to the lyrics, obviously I knew them anyway cause he was an old school banger
But I'm like, this is the original Gaslowsing isn't it?
Just full on, just, it wasn't me, but she saw me
Yeah, it wasn't me, looking, everything
And I was just sitting there laughing, I can't believe
This was full on accepted and it was a great song, everyone loved it and that
And it was just Gaslowing
Could have made that no more mate, misogyny and that
It was just a great song by Ramy
Yeah, I was just literally laughing, you want to change your specs
Just full on, yeah you're blind, it wasn't me
But who was it then?
It wasn't him?
You just can't say that it was a friend or fucking his brother or something
Cause she'd seen him, she caught him red handed
But while we're on the music as well
So a couple of weeks ago
I don't know what, we were talking about the Kanye West albums and stuff
And Miles, he sent this message a couple of weeks ago to be fair
So apologies for how late it's been as a reply
But he just said, absolutely loving the albums you spoke about
Really opens me up to new slash old stuff
Do you have any more recommendations?
Right, so do you remember which ones we recommended?
Well essentially it was all of Kanye West's back catalogue really wasn't it?
Yeah
And then I think we said about the Kanye and Jay-Z Watch the Throne album as well
Did we mention that icon album, Freedom?
We mentioned that
I feel like we touched on that as well
Because I think we were talking about when you go back to solo
I tell you what, the game's first album I've been starting to listen to again
I had a dream
Yeah, I really haven't listened to that to years
No, honestly mate, because I wasn't too keen on it
But then like, so I'd recommend the game
I can't remember what the album's called now, that first album
But I've been absolutely passionate
Well while you were finding Alex
The other week, it was after I'd read Miles' question
I thought I might try and go back to an old school album once a week
And recommend it to the lovely listeners
So the first one that I went to was McFly
No, sorry, Busted
And so it was their debut album, What We Go To School For
Or it might have just been called Busted
But literally, yeah, the tunes on there, what I go to school for
Even that, like listening to the lyrics
I know we touched on it not too long ago
Where for men it seems less frowned upon, or should be less frowned upon
Depending on what sort of cake you want to eat
That it's okay for the woman teacher to get it on with the male students
You can't do it the other way around, that's wrong
But yeah, he fancies the teacher, she fancies him
Dropping a pencil on the floor so we can see more and all that
And on the video, he's outside a house in a tree, if I remember correctly
Yeah, yeah, they say that on the song as well
And then at the end of it, she's left the fella, falls up outside the school
He jumps in the car and then they just drive off into the sunset
Yeah, there was a song about Britney Spears as well
The scroller for the internet trying to find nude pictures and that
And the internet back then was dead, it was slow
So even if you could find that picture, it would take 10 days just to download onto the computer
The porn struggle was real back then
So well, we couldn't even go on it, we just still had to use our imagination
The good old days
So the game album is called The Documentary, I should have known
I'd say that's what I was thinking about
Because I heard a few songs and it was like
When, obviously you know movies have soundtracks or a song purposefully made for a movie
Can you name a time when the song is more popular than the movie?
Because I was thinking, there's a few times now when I think of the song
And then go, oh this is for a movie, it's like Teenage Dirtbag
That was for
American
I can't remember the name, that's what I mean, I can't even remember
Was it American Sweet? No
Because I can see the cover of the film, because again I don't know the name
But she was in American Poly
And you got the lad from American Poly as well, didn't you?
Yeah, she's on a bed covered in red rose petals and stuff
So that's what I was thinking, when did the song become more popular than the movie?
Because initially I was like fucking Chewnesses, then I was like, oh fuck it's for a movie
Well I think the first one that came to mind was Everything Is Awesome from the Lego movie
But I think that they were on par, because you only knew the song if you watched the movie
And then the song was all over the radio, but you knew straight away it was associated with the movie
Yeah, that's kind of like 50-50
Yeah, I feel like that is the level, because you loved the song if you loved the movie
And if you didn't love the movie, you hated the song
I mean, it was awesome
It was
Especially for part of the team
Yeah
Another one that's come into mind, I've got to make sure I've got the right song now though
Patrick Swayze's song, She's Like the Wind
Oh, you mean for Ghost, was it?
No, that wasn't Ghost, was it Dirty Dancing?
Possibly, I mean then again, yeah
So that's a massive song
Probably bigger than the movie
Yeah, because I'm struggling, I'm sure it's Dirty Dancing
I don't know if I ever brought this up, but you know the song
My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time
Do you know who sings that?
No
Eddie Murphy
What?
Yeah, so he had a bet with someone in the industry
Because obviously in a lot of films and stuff he sings a lot
So he had a bet that he could write a song and produce it just for the sake of it
And that's what he did, that's what he came out with
Nice
Yeah, Banger from Eddie Murphy
I don't know if he ever released it in a film as well
Oh, Axeleth
So it was for the Eddie Murphy films
Fucking
There was a new one just come out, Beverly Hills
Oh, right, right
Yeah, because Axeleth even did the Crazy Frog version and all that
Yeah
So, did she drop the What's It or something?
No, I don't know what she's doing
The young ones kicking off or something
I mean it's not the sausage roll because the rest of that was under your art
Do you want your back back?
Yeah, go on then
It's the back back
See, baby sitting club
That's it
Oh no, oh no
Oh no, come on, come on
So, yeah, I don't know how many there would be really down in that sense
If there's any other suggestions that you lovely listeners can think of
Then do email or drop the text message, WhatsApp in
Links are all in the description for everything, the number and the email address and that as always
There's got to be loads
There's probably like when you think about Ali
Because I thought of one more but I can remember that at the time
Armageddon
I don't know
Aerosmith, yeah
Yeah, it's it
And then again, there was a Robin Hood one as well
Literally that's the one I was going to say
I can't fucking think of the song there though
With, yeah
I know the song because I did that as one of the
With Bright, what's his name now?
I did that, this is when I was in the bar there
Yeah, with Performing Arts in School, that was one of my performances
I had to learn it on the keyboard and fucking play and sing and all that
But yeah, there's a few
I mean, it's just because when that teenage dirtbag
Come on now, it's just like this is so much bigger than the movie
Well, they're doing a tour at the moment, aren't they?
I can't even think of the band's name now
Wheatus
Wheatus, yeah
So yeah, they were in
I think they're in Scotland this weekend
Okay
Yeah
I don't know what other songs they've done
I don't know, but you could say that about loads of fucking artists and stuff over here
Yeah
Yeah, it must have been a meme or a TikTok recently
How the younger generations will never know the feeling of listening to Eamonn
Oh, yeah
Like fuck you, you hoe, whatever it was called now
But I remember when that came out in school, just again another band guy
And then was it Frankie that did the
Yeah, fuck you right back
Yeah
So yeah, the album recommendations are there, Miles
I'll think, because even just playing random songs the other day
Because I can't even think what song that started off with
Oh, it was
Was it Jamie T
No
Again, yeah, it was a TikTok that got the song into my head
Crawl Me A River, Justin Timberlake
Oh, right
And so that was it, I went on from that
Got into the band to head off to work
Whacked that out and that was the random playlist that just started going through
M&M songs and all sorts of stuff
That is a good album, the Justin Timberlake one, that Future Love Sex
Yeah
What's that album, is it Future Love Sex Sound, is that the name of that album?
It's Future Love Something, isn't it?
I might be wrong in that actually
We know which one I'm on about, the one where he's like
No, it's Chills
Yeah
I mean, I've already got a fourth album for next week
I'm not going to say it, I'm going to listen to it first
Oh, OK
Just get it into my head again
But just be ready for all sorts of different genres
It's not just going to be rap and hip hop that we've already mainly recommended
It'll be all sorts
So yeah, moving on from that, we had a good few WhatsApp messages
Just giving congratulations to the baby announcements for my wife, not for me
Both for both of you
Yeah, yeah
You both took part, some enjoyed it more than others, some didn't enjoy it
Don't get me started on this again, we finished the last one off with the rants
I nearly bought it up the other night as well, it was fucking...
What do you mean? Look, we spoke about you on the podcast or what you said on the podcast
What I said on the podcast, just kicking off, about fucking not having the fun of going through the baby-making process
So because we were sitting there, as I say, she's milking it
And she's put her feet on my lap
I'm a bit of a fuck-room, please
So done that, and then so she's like
If I'm feeling all right, then I have a bit of fucking tickling, whatever
And I knew straight away it wasn't going to happen
Because I'm going to get to bed, she's going to be too tired and all that
Because I'm used to that, I don't even fucking hold my hopes up anymore
And I had to bite my tongue because I was going to say, fuck you
The rant that I had, we didn't even fucking go for it in the first place
But I did and I was good, because it was too late and I couldn't be arse-arguing
So I won't do it tomorrow
Again, well this is moaning about something else now
Because as I showed you off the pod and spoke about, just redoing my kitchen, giving it a little bit of facelift
And so when she was on about painting earlier, as I was painting one bit
I said, oh, make sure the window's open and this door's shut because of the fumes
Years ago, they've taken certain chemicals out of paints
That's why your glasses and stuff don't smell as much
And your glass will turn yellow quickly, within 12 months essentially
So mainly, paints don't smell, they're not as harmful with the chemicals in them
So I'd say that to her
And then she's come out with, well, you know, we've got to make sure, we should get
But tomorrow, when I do get on to painting the doors, because I've got some new doors
That are already pre-panned and I'm going to paint them
I already knew that as soon as I start, she's going to want to jump on the paint with me
And this is a whole fucking saga with my missus
Because she'll want to get involved, she'll be doing my hair, and look
So I'm going to try and give it the simple stuff to do
But without messing anything up
Because I'll already have to do it again anyway
So as long as I can keep it simple, then it'll be not as much mess for me to sort out
So when she's coming out with, look, you know, well, if I was painting
I'd be wearing a mask right now, I just wouldn't be painting
So I pulled her up on it, I says, oh, so when I'm painting the doors tomorrow
You're not going to want to help me
And her face, demeanour and everything changed straight away
Because I'd caught her out, because she will
And she was like, yeah, I will do actually
I was like, I fucking know you will
Not that I want to, and I'll make my point clear tomorrow
So that'll probably start an argument
I'll say probably it will do
Because let's say she won't listen
I'll show her what to do, and then she'll do it her own way
And because it's hand painting the doors, you've got to do it a specific way
Otherwise you're going to be left with brush marks or roller marks
You've got to go one direction, not the band
With the way that you're using your roller or your brush
Because if you just go in at different angles, you'll see when it's drawn
You've got to make sure you go vertically, horizontally, one on the two
And then it's all even
But yeah, that's a me problem
I'm going to have to fucking deal with that
The fact that she keeps thinking it's got to be done in a day as well
No, but the door's going to need at least two coats of paint
And, oh, have you got enough paint?
I was like, yeah
Well, it doesn't look like you've got enough
I haven't even started painting the doors yet, so you don't know
But if not, I'll get another tool and it will come the next day
But it'll be fine
And then I only need to paint the front of the door
I don't need to paint the insides
When the door's shut, you're not going to see that it's wadded, don't matter
But if I've got enough to do the insides, I'll do that afterwards
The main thing is get the fronts done first, get them swapped over
I've got to do small iterations to some of the cabinets and stuff as well
So it is going to be a lot of messing around
And it's not going to be done in a day
I've already spent a day and a half, essentially, so far doing these bits and bobs
So yeah
Well, if she's lucky, it'll be a good day tomorrow
But if the paint doesn't dry quick enough, then it will get finished off next weekend
So I'm not rushing it
And then even that, where are you going to paint the doors?
In that area over there
Oh, you're going to spray them or hand paint them?
Hand paint them
Why don't you spray them?
Now, I haven't got the space
All the equipment to set up a spray booth
I said, fuck you, spray them
She said, well, you don't need a booth, do you?
Just do it outside
So all the paint, the excess paint goes all over the van and the car
Do it in the garden
So it goes over the decking and on the brickwork and on the windows and that
Just better after, yeah
But she knows that that's pushing my buttons and whining me off that
And I can see that little grin, that little squint
Do you think she's doing it on purpose, my dwarf, mate?
Definitely
Because it is, it's just thought, I'll ask this stupid question
And then I'll give this stupid response
Because she does, she definitely knows
But if it was work related, she wouldn't be doing anything fucking all that
Even with last night
So, but when it comes to her work friends
When it's just colleagues, but fucking they're all best friends, I know
There's this one, they've been to fucking Germany and wear a bra or something like that
So she had, I do class this one as an actual friend
But I've sorted out dinner
And then her phone's going off
Because she's getting the text messages and stuff
So I said, look, you're eating
Because it always, it goes my head in
If you're eating, phone down, just eat your food
Oh, it's just so and so telling me about this
And straight away, I'm not interested
Again, because of this certain friend that she's on about
I thought she was a lesbian for starters
Turns out she's not
She's had this fella for a couple of years
I thought she was single
This is what I thought, she was a lesbian as well
And doesn't mean just because she's lesbian, she has to be single
I just assumed she was
So my missus only just found out about this other fella as well
So this is when it starts to get a little bit juicy
So they work together, but they don't work together
Because, so it's another department that poisons out from the company basically
But they still use the office
Then it turns out that he's older than the friend as well
I think she's like 27
And I was like, what is he like 60 or something
So he's around 50
So there's a bit of a twice the age gap
Then there's the dramas with his ex-misses
Always Wanting Favors and this and that
That she still wants to be with him
But they can't tell anyone because of work situation
This and that
And I was like, this is just too much messing around
Just tell her to nipple in the bud
Just chin him off
Because if they're not going to be exclusive
Just chin him off
Because I said about kids
Is she going to want kids?
No, she definitely won't want kids
I was like, alright then
Because they've already been together for two years or whatever
So you're either going to commit
And just get it out in the open
And then deal with the consequences afterwards
Or just chin it off
I bet there's some shit that goes down in offices in there
There must be
I guarantee some of our listeners will probably work in offices
Everyone's just shagging each other behind each other's back
Literally that's just all it is, isn't it?
Yeah, you'd imagine so
Some juicy stories there
Yeah, we've never been in those situations
But then again, it's happened off on the doors
The propositions that I've had and done over the years
Not since I've been with the missus
But yeah, these things do go on
But yeah, it was just too much messing around
For about half an hour at least for me
Because it was late by the time I'd done dinner
For two minutes I was interested
And then once I'd said more of it
I was like, all right, I'm done now
But no, I'd opened the fucking can of worms
So all this information was getting thrown up
I was just trying to eat my shitty lasagna
And cheesy guard bread
Because the kitchen was out of commission last night
So I just got pre-made one from ASDA
Banged it in the oven, yeah, it was dead
But once you start making your own stuff from scratch
You realize how bad some of these ready meals are
I remember it was edible
You just miss the flavor that goes into it when you do it yourself
Yeah, it was a little bit gutsy before
At least the cheesy guard bread was all right
They're putting less cheese on these things now as well
Don't get it, I'm paying one pound nine cents for nine pieces
Of the fucking, they get the cheese on
And it's already thinly grated cheese as it eats
There's less cheese there
And it cost more, wouldn't it?
Yeah, it's just ridiculous
So I wasn't too impressed with that
So yeah, I don't even know how we got fucking onto that
I can't remember, though
Yeah, just thanks for all the congratulations
Yeah, and that's the worst
I know all that's...
Yeah, I know I was asked about names and stuff
Yeah, I've got a name
He's going to be called Jasper
Nickname being still at the moment anyway
I know it's a lot different for the man anyway
I still just keep getting that, oh, he's kicking, he's kicking
So I'm sitting there and I have to walk
I put my left hand out onto the belly
So I can feel him wriggling around
But I can't feel it as intense as what she can
Because obviously it's all inside
Can't you feel that?
I didn't feel a kick
I'm feeling wriggling, moving around that
But I can't feel the actual kick in that that you're feeling
And it's just constant fucking
I don't know if you all miss this, Diddy
But every night she'll put this oil on her belly
To help stop stretch marks and stuff
And she'll get into bed then
And expect me to put my hands around her belly
I don't want to grease her hand
I know it's just a moisturiser or whatever
But I don't want it
I don't even love a kiss after she's put lip gloss on
Or lip balm on
Because I don't need that greasiness
So just fucking just let me be
And it's always because she'll say I'll spend an hour before bed
Death scrolling on fucking TikTok
And when I'll get into bed
I'll have about four minutes of just a quick scroll for it
While I just get comfy, warm up in bed and whatever
As soon as she's in I have to put my phone down
To put my fucking hand on her belly
I'm trying to be supportive and showing that I want to be involved
Just give me five minutes just to decompress
So yeah I think tomorrow's going to be a kick off day
And then you'll have one of these running about
I don't know if any of us can hear in the background
But she's been shawty
Running around, eating, crying
Why you go? Just chewing on her food
You're going to say hello? Going to go quack quack
That's, you know what? The lad next door said the perfect thing
And it's true
Having a kid makes you seem like a liar
Because you say she does all this stuff
Then you go do it and no one do it then
You're going to go quack quack?
No
Don't bite, no
Alright you can have the ball
Yeah, there you go
But even, before we started the pod
I mentioned it
Because quite early doors
It was like she was all friendly with me and all that
But the last probably two months it was like that shy period to kick in
Yeah it varies
At the moment she's all about my dad
When my dad comes in
She doesn't want no one else
Just him
But there was time
Up until about two weeks ago
Didn't want nothing to do with him
So it's just always in her terms
It's her world
Talking about you mate
It's her world and we're just living in it at the moment
Yeah
But on the other end
Little Alfie Boyd, he's always after a puss
Not that it's often that I'm sitting on your sofa to be fair
Because we're usually just in the studio
On the sofa
Come on for a cuddle now as well sitting on my lap
Yeah
So yeah
But the dog
I mean
Apart from this one job that we've done recently
I've not met a dog that hasn't walked now
But I mean you see what I'm talking about
Anyway coming in always giving them the affection show
Not exalting them
Giving them a fuss and all that
But I think with this other one on this job
Because the customer was over protective
And not letting him go anywhere
Or not always in the cage
So
Yeah
He couldn't come over and have that little bit of a fuss and attention
So
Yeah
Yeah just
I think he was a lockdown dog as well
We got him during the Covid lockdown
And
Since the property back at work
He's just locked in the car
Yeah neglected and that
So it's a shame
Well I mean
You can't say more than that
All the rescues and good boys
Chunky boys
He's 11 now I'll say
Old boy
No then he
Young boy
Benchman bullet
Oh yeah
Oh I know there was one
Comment on the WhatsApp as well about my dog
I think he's alright
He's just fucking
I think
Since doing that
More pet sensitivity test
Affiliate marketing
That was what the word was
Oh right yeah
Last week
So yeah since doing that
And knowing what's causing
I think the main cause was the flea treatments
Because obviously they have to have that
Well every
Depending on what one I think every 6 to 3
6 weeks to 3 months roughly
Depending on what treatment you're giving him
So
Yeah
Because I did notice when I first
Gave him this one drop
On the back of his neck
He gave like a little ball patch
Almost like
Made the fur go a little bit bristly
And that bit as well
So
I think yeah because it was from that
And then the other ones that they were giving me
It just spread around
Just on top of his diet stuff
So table salt
Because that's
Like sodium
That's the main thing
So if I cook I've got to use
Like proper salt and that
Which I've got proper salts anyway but
When you just season you just throw them table salt in there
So
Yeah it's a
An eye opener for how much I've got to
Adapt things and that really
I'm just hoping
I mean I've said it enough times before but
So far as well
Yeah Koby's got no allergies or issues
No no
Whereas it seems like most kids these days have
I mean all of my
Not all of them sorry but
Two of my nieces have got issues
Celiac and gluten intolerance and all this and that
So
It makes you think
Hopefully when
Little Jasper's there
Hopefully he doesn't have anything like that as well
Because I don't want to have to change my diet just to
Keep him fit you know what I mean
So
Again I don't know if we spoke about it but
If you become diabetic and you have to change
Things you're eating and that I'd struggle man
I'd have a struggle
So
Yeah hopefully he's alright as well
But we'll see
We'll see in a couple of months time
Erm
Well you know
He might be
Like her and want to kick everything already
Or whatever
Well according to my nieces he's already kicking a lot
You know
Well I don't know
Because he was funny with the
The scans
You're old then
I don't want the dog to choke you know
Erm
So with the scans he's in there and he's like
All I could think of at the time was
The unstep brothers when they moved the furniture in the bedroom
And they're like
Ah look at all this room for activities and the karate chopping and stuff
So it was like he was doing that
So they couldn't get the
The scan properly and the missus had to end up doing star jumps and that
She's had to do that both times
So er
Yeah he is constantly on the move
Erm
I'm waiting for it now because
I keep seeing the
Tic tocs and whatever
That
Er
Basically from
Pretty much now
Just before the third trimester
Essentially the father's going to start speaking to the belly
Oh yeah
So he'd add security and help with
Not brain functions and stuff
So yeah from getting annoyed with the awkward hand positions at the moment
It's going to get fucking worse when I've got to pop my head on the belly and fucking
Start talking to him and that
Because it's weird and I don't know if you felt the same or
Erm
Because he
The hand on the stomach
As you said I couldn't really feel as much as
Obviously
Carla was experiencing
So he went into a kind of
Used to put stuff on her belly and you could see
Bubble up
But then like that was like
More
I used to see that more than feeling it
I couldn't really feel it but
I think we'll make
Because it's like
Because I've got the owl shape so far
And we've had to swap sides as well
Because
She would normally be on the
The corner of the owl
And essentially lie across
The owl
Whereas now
I'm on that beat
So because I'm already not sitting in a comfortable position
Because it's not more
Not more normal spot
I'm having to stick my left hand to the side
But instead of her coming close to me
She's still
Like I said we've still got the one seat gap between us
So
The left hand's out, the arm's fully extended
And then after a couple of minutes
My hand starts going numb, ain't it?
Because I've got
Like I'm having to hold my arm up
Not put too much pressure on to the belly
Because I don't want to suffocate him
You know
Make him feel claustrophobic or anything
So it just gets awkward
And then once my hand starts going numb
I'm not feeling anything anywhere
The one thing I remember from Kat of being pretty in the mask
Is when she was
Got really big
I used to lift the stomach up and I'd take the wire up
I remember just her used to be like
Mad, ain't it?
So
Yeah
I don't know, I'm ready for the chaos anyway
Yeah
Ready for a few years to be fair
And yes
This leads on to some of the chaos as well to be fair
I'm ready for the nappy challenges
I've done it before
And with the mess that I make sometimes
You know I'm already mentally prepared as well
It's not so bad when they're a baby
It's more now when you try to put them down
And they want to move or cry
Because I have to
Put my leg over and out
Lie down
Crippler cross face, Chris Benoit
It's literally like I'm getting some submission move to do it
Because she just wants to wiggle and everything
But it comes
Yeah
Well, yeah it reminds me of
Something that I should have said last week
But it didn't even pop into my head to be fair
So as I said
I was working in London
And so the first
The build of the stand
We was there for four days
So on the third note
We'd already
It was a long day anyway
Had a couple of beers
And then ended up having a Chinese
Because you know why you're not having normal food
So yeah we had a Chinese
I had a beef chow mein
And some salt and pepper chips
And then yeah
Because I'd eaten that in my room
Chilling watching the TV
And yeah you shouldn't always trust the fart
Oh no
I'd shit myself in the bed
Luckily
You know what
The past 12 months
It was coming out with you
I was near for being honest
No but the thing was I'd been farting all day
And it just happened to be
I'm in bed, I've just had my Chinese
Was it like a lug that came out or was it like
Oh it was just a fucking liquid death
Just a mess yeah
Luckily I had my boxes on as well
I mean they just went straight into the bath
Or was fucking just washing them out with the shower
Do you remember when we used to go to the pub
And they used to be like
Obviously just shitty boxes
Is that sort of thing
Remember when you used to see shitty boxes on the floor
Because someone shit theirself
Yeah I think a lot of that was the older men
Yeah like they should just shit theirself
You know what
I remember so many times we'd be standing there
And you'd just smell like death as if literally
Someone's died in the fucking cellar and that
And it was
It was just the old boys just there
Just all the time
And it was just because they hadn't eaten or whatever
It was just pure alcohol shit
So you
Yeah
Shipped myself in London
Maybe you should need to get used to nappies as well
I was out at once
I had to jump straight in the shower man
Fuck you
It was terrible
No there wasn't loads in that lot
It was just the fact that I'd done it
And I'm like oh god
I'd been following all day
There was no sign of you
It was just fucking
Again because I'd been in my room for about
An hour at this point
I had my food
Chilling there watching TV
And so yeah
Another fart
Bad
I was like
You know when you have that panic
Did I just shit myself?
I had to stand up
I wasn't going to put my fucking hand there
Fucking
Yeah just fucking
As soon as I stood up
I was like
I actually have
You did shit yourself
So that was the boxes off
In the fucking bath
Jumped in the shower
And I was like
I can't believe this just happened man
34th road man
Yeah
Fucking
So yeah I'm definitely ready
For a shitty nappy
No it does sound like you are mate
I mean have you ever
Not yourself but
Have you ever just
Opened up a nappy
And it's that bag you've just
Took us straight in the shower
No
We had one that was that bad
And I called Kyla
It literally went
All up her back
Into the back of her hair
I don't even know how
But how is that physically
It was like
And I just went okay
And then Kyla died with it
Apart from that one
She's been alright
There's been a few times
But
Yeah
But I think
Because I'm getting all the
Nonsense already
Hopefully by the time we get there
Should have a proper system sorted
Not even the discussion last night
We need to swap sides of the beds
I don't know if you're
Used to sleeping on one side of the bed
Predominantly anyway
But mine's always the right hand side
It is always closest to the door as well
But even when I'm away
As you're looking at it
I'm on the right hand side of the bed
So if you're on the right hand side
So if you're standing at the bottom of the bed
I'm on the left
Mine's always the right then
So with your room you're against the window
Yes
So I'm on the other side
Because I'm close to the door
But why do you need to turn sides though?
Because she's on about
When he's in his little fucking
Side sleeper
Yeah
If it's on her side
He'd be next to the window
Right, right, right
In the summertime it should be fine anyway
Because we want the window open to fucking
Around the room and stuff
And then in a few months you should be in a travel car or
He's on the bed
Well we'll just have my mum's side
No because
What about when he wakes up for a feed?
As long as you've pumped enough
Then I'll feed him for the night
No, but I don't want you doing all this
And look she's moaning at me because I'm offering to do all the night feeds
I'm like, what's your issue?
You know, you've got to try and get sleep as well
I'll be awake though
Because I'm that much of a low sleeper
As soon as he stirs I'll be awake
Trust me mate, as soon as his baby's out
You're like, you want to do it tonight?
Look, I know that it would be different when he's here and that
But the fact that she'd moan at me for offering
And I'm like, when he's here we'll fucking deal with that
And then she's like, well we'll have to swap the way the bed is in the room
I'm like, we can't, there's literally
Because we've got the sliding wardrobes built in
There's only one way that the room can be laid out
I'm like, what if we do this?
And you put the TV on the wall there
I'm like, oh so you're going to hit your head every time you go to get your clothes out of the wardrobe?
No, I'll just push it back
Oh and then I'm going to pull the TV out off the bracket again every time we want to watch TV in bed
Well yeah, no, not doing it
No, I mean obviously he's always sleeping for a few months
Obviously to the summertime
When he's born in the summer
Yeah, so you know what I mean, so like the first few months to the summer isn't it?
And then come the winter, travel car, bottom of the bed or whatever you're on
I even said this, bottom of the bed
She was like, what about when I wake up to go for a wee?
Will you just move it out of the way?
There's not a great deal of room in the bottom of our beds
So it would just be, take a whole lot of stuff
You just push it out of the way
What, into the bathroom and wake him up?
No
But you know, if you have to move it all the way
Honestly it was just a fucking stupid conversation
It'll be fine
But again, I can't even imagine him not being in the bed most of the time to be fair
Especially because the dog's always up on the bed
So it's just
Yeah
It's just probably just going to be easier
Yeah, it's just always though, like
It's that worried that you could roll onto
It's a baby anyhow
I mean, I think everyone just in the end
I would go to the bed, but you just don't really sleep that well
Knowing that
For sex I'm like that already anyway
Because I can only sleep on one of my sides
I can't sleep on my back
So every time I'm like, say if I'm already on my rods
When I need to move, I'll physically wake up
And I have to completely roll over
And then if I'm on my left, I have to put my left arm out
Not doing a Nazi salute on purpose
But I put my arm underneath her pillow essentially
And then I can have
You can put the arm down now mate
It's alright, the brawners are sure to notice
The thing is because your mic's up as well
The mic's to hit the tosh
No!
Yeah, with my arm up anyway
And then the pillow goes onto my shoulder
And then my head's on the pillow
So that's how I would do it on the left
But on the rods, I can't do that
One, because I've got the table next to the bed
With the clock and everything on
And normally I'd knock a glass of water
So if I do that, I'll end up knocking the stuff off
Even when I've had enough room
I just can't get comfortable like that
So when I'm on my rods, it's literally feet up position
So my arms tucked up, hand underneath the pillow
With the head on top of that
So I can literally only be in two positions
So I have to physically wake up
I'd like to think if he was in the middle of us
As soon as I want to roll over, I'm waking up anyway
And as I say, with the dog up and down
Man, I could have fucking kicked him last night
He was up that many times
But as he's getting up
Because we're leaving the window open all the time
Because she wants it open, which I'm fine with
But with it being cold at night
I'm actually wanting the quilt over me
So every time he jumped up
The way he's lying
Because he'll lie right on me
And bring the quilt down
And so fucking, oh god
And I caught it at one point
Because I've heard him coming into the room about to jump up
And I've whipped the blanket that much
I've half pulled it off the missus
So then I'm having to shuffle him around
So I can push the blanket back on top of that
And I'm like, for fuck's sake, man
So even when I got up this morning
I was like, mate, you're not coming on again
Because he's looking at me
Because he either
Most of the time he'll want to go straight out
But sometimes he'll want to come up for a final putt
Or before we get up properly
And he's looking at me for that cut
I'm like, no, mate, you're not coming up, man
You've done my head in and all that
And the missus is like, what's the matter with you?
Don't worry about it, it doesn't matter
I'm just fucking tired and I've got to sleep
Leave me alone
So we're going to fucking
Start rolling through some of these, aren't we?
Right, let's go
So let's get James out of the way
Back with the shit
But not as short as you know it again
Or I'll
Yeah, saying James
Again, yeah, there's not much to say about
But Wadden's there
I don't think he's our number one fan
I think he's your number one fan
Mattie Loftman, I'll make his way called
Probably not as much as a Liverpooler
But yeah, we can't always
All have a fucking
Gerrard poster on our wall, though, can we?
Fucking
Yeah
FA Cup weekends
United Leicester tonight
Liverpool, I believe
We've got Leighton, Oriental
I'm not sure, I'm not on
I know Birmingham's got Newcastle
Tomorrow
Well, that's what I was about to say, in general
For the Premier League teams
It's easy games
I thought Liverpool was playing Everton
Am I wrong in saying that?
I thought they were playing their miss game
That made me get confused
I'm sure, I mean, I'll get it up now
So, yeah
Cos we're eight o'clock tonight
Oh no, Leighton, Oriental against Man City
Everton with Bournemouth
OK
So it must be Sunday
That Liverpool are on
So Liverpool have got Plymouth then
So I've got the two mixed up
But, well, Villa and Tottenham
And Sunday as well
So that's
I mean
Again, it's
That's an easy game
Then
You know, I'll say it really
Cos United are only a couple of places above Leicester
With the way they've played so far this season
I feel that
They're still doing well enough, Tottenham are lower than
You know, in the league as well
I've just seen that tonight at eight o'clock
There's a game on at eight o'clock tomorrow
What, with the FA Cup?
That's unusual, Brighton Chelsea are at eight o'clock
Er
It's a bit of like one on four Saturday
But they did that the other week as well
Was it the Fulham game wasn't it?
Yeah, fucking, I hate the late
Kick-offs, well it's bad enough in the week
But you don't need it during the week
On the weekend, cos
You think
Er, the Chelsea fans
I mean, they're not going to be able to sing
The one and only chant are though
Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea
They're all going to be lagging from fucking
To a block anyway
Brighton fans
The ones that are actually travelling
Direct
Well, they're not on a shared coach or anything
They're not going to be able to fucking
Have a drink at all then
Even the Villa games tomorrow
It's 5.34
A bit of an unusual
Time as well
Er
Well, do you mean the Blues guy?
Blues, Newcastle, 4-6
I mean Sunday, sorry
Sunday, the Villa game, 5.35
35 or 45?
It says 34 or more
5.35
Cos Blues, Newcastle is 5.45
Yeah, so yeah that's
For Saturday then on Sunday
Oh yeah, 35
It's a weird time isn't it?
There must be some like
Remembrance thing going on there
For it not to be half
Past
There must be something like a
A minute silence of some sort
Or a little pride or something
I'll have to do my research on that
So yeah
Easy game for Liverpool this weekend
I mean to be fair
You know, it'd need to go all out on the FA Cup again
With how bad it is in the
Prep, they've only got two chances of
Getting into European football and
That's how we did it last season while winning the FA Cup
So yeah
Well
The leagues are all top of the show
Anyway, so
It cracks me up
Cos I don't know if you've seen any of
The press conferences
But Amrin has always been asked
Like three, four times
Like each press
Conference about Rashford
Why you're not playing in
Why you're not in the squad and whatever
Then even the other day, so obviously he's gone to
Villa on loan, straight away first question
About Rashford
And he was, look
He's in Birmingham now
Take your questions to Oon on because
I'm concentrating on the players that I've got there
So it's just fucking ridiculous
But the British press
Are so poor
With lot asking questions
And that
I remember a couple of seasons ago it was constantly asking questions
About fucking Harry Maguire
There's no need, there's more than
One player in the team
So
Yeah, well as I said we're not a football podcast
Yeah, it's just fucking
It's just annoying being a man you know
That's the only problem
Now I did ask you last week
Cos we've got
On a new section
New world order
Oh, choo choo choo
So
You're gonna have to remember that every week now when you
Do that
I'll have to record it
So
The three's gonna be
One of our own every week anyway
But the one that I just
Want to get it started off with
So
New world order for anyone that
Doesn't remember or if you are new
Inspired from
The man, the myth, the legend
Donald Trump
The way he's just coming in and he's just smashing everything out of the park
So yes, this is gonna happen
No, that's gonna change
But even this week
I think it was yesterday
Banning transgender people
In the women's sports
And I caught a little bit
I think it's Jeremy Vine
On channel four or five
Whatever it is earlier
And he's just moaning about it
While you're moaning about it
He's done the right thing
And now you're moaning
And she was like, well, you know, he's only American
And now he's done that
So that means the whole world of transgenders
Can't compete
Give him the wrong category
Like the Special Olympics
That's the way it needs to be
Yeah
Which I know
They'll kick off about that
Because it's grading them
Or something because they're in their own
Fucking
But essentially you can't cheat then
You're all back to a level playing field
Because he was whipping out the stats
Of fucking
Cycling
Whatever cycling competition
I didn't even know Americans did cycling to be fair
Outside of France
So yeah, the one that they did
With the women's trans person
Smashed the world record
For five and a half hours
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I didn't even know
I think it was something like an 800 mile
Fucking thing as well
Smashed it by five and a half hours
How slow were women on bikes
It just goes to prove the difference
It shows the difference
Fucking
Women on bikes
So people were shocked about that
When he read that
With the women's weightlifting
They smashed it by 400 pounds or something
And it's just ridiculous
No, it's unfair on women
Yeah, that's all it is
It's like, either way someone's going to be upset
Do you want to upset the women
Or the trans community
Whatever
You've got to make a choice
Either way, because women are not happy that
These people are competing in the change room
So something had to be done
I think you've done the right thing as you said
If they want it, just give them their own
Transgender
Whatever thing
It will end up creating more money
Opportunities
I don't think many people watch
Or go, and then you'll see
That's literally
So I was going to lead on to that
So say for the first
Next Olympics
They'll do their own one
So how the Special Olympics is
A continuation from
The normal Olympics
They'll do that
There'll be a hype about it
The media agenda will be there
This is amazing
This is what we need and whatever
And then you'll see
How women's football was
It's a lot better now
Next to no one in the crowds
All dead quiet
And just poor standards
And
They'll probably try once or twice
And then be like, alright
We need to just chin this off
So yeah
Essentially from that
The question goes out to your
Well not question
But the statement
So you can all send in yours
If you can create rules
Change anything you want
It doesn't have to be political
It can be something just funny
Or just random
So yeah, send them in
A couple of years have
I'm going to start off with more one
My new world order
Would be regular checks
On the people doing the road works
So essentially
A proper time scale
A schedule of works is sorted
And then just
If you're driving along
Like you're an inspector
You're driving along, you see that
There's not enough people
Doing the job or anything
Or when you see there's five people standing around the hole
With one person in there
So you pull up
And you're like, hang on lads
Let's see your schedule of work
Why aren't you doing something
Why are you standing around this person in the hole
Is that Lily Phillips in there or whatever
Funny blue
So
And then
When they're not doing it
Even if we're in the
Time scale at the moment
If you can physically see that not enough work's
Being done to make it be
Completely quicker
Still hand out a fine
So if they're given a month
Of a time scale
And they're only taking that month
Then yeah, sound
But they get it done in
Three weeks then
Give them a little bonus there
So an incentive slash
A penalty
For not getting it done quick enough as well
Because it is just ridiculous
We're coming through
For the HS2 bit
Of the road
To come here
It was trying to snow when I left mine
Mad
But yeah, looking HS2 bit
So it's already
Technically road works because of the stuff that they do
Then one bit, it's down to one lane
Temporary traffic
You've got all this space
Why have you got to come onto the road that's not long been finished
And adjusted
Why have you got to come back onto it to dig another hole
What was that hole and whatever work you're doing
Not already done before that road was built
Just fucking stupid
So I can see a couple of things
Added onto it now, there's some blue and red
Structures, don't know what they're for
You know, they're new in the last couple of weeks
That is anyway
Some progression, but it ain't going to be done by
The end of March
Fucking no chance, because that's what the songs are saying
But no, not going to happen
So we've got one from Alan
His new world order would be
Everyone gets a free car wash
After the salt gritters have been out
Yeah, that's a good one
It is a good shout
I've got a white van
Proper van
You see it the next day, it's all grimy
It looks like I've drove through mud
But I haven't
That's a good one, that is Alan
Yeah, so
We love that, that's the kind of one that we want
Another one car related as well
I didn't mean it
To all three of them
Be car related
Lawrence says
As long as you can justify
And give good reasons to why
You can crash
Slash bump into another vehicle
Once every three to five years
And still be able to claim
On your insurance
Because sometimes, some people need
A bit of a fucking nudge
I do get it
The amount of times I've been driving
I thought this wasn't my vehicle
If it needed to work, whatever
I just fucking wrote that on my car
So I do get that
I'm guessing she
Experienced a little bit of road rage
Prior to racing that out
But yeah
I do like that
Because some of them do
Especially
You drive you
We all need to follow the speed limits
You can't do 35 in a 30
You've got to stick to 30
But when people are doing 20 in a 30
They're the kind of ones
Where you should just be able to
As if you're in the bumper cars
Just give a little bit of a nudge
Go on, move forward
I think there would be a lot of logistics
To it really
Because if it is a situation where you're already going over 30
Then accidents
Or proper accidents could happen
There could be injuries and deaths
So maybe if you
Set traffic lights
And you just slowly turn into someone
Instead of just giving the road rage
Or a little thumbs down or go
All of that to do
Just a little turning
Little nudge
It'd be good, you know
Every car used to have one
One of them was called RV things
You know when you talk to them
Like a megaphone
Literally you could put the rage in the car
That you want to speak to
You prick
What, what?
Just imagine they're driving the line
Over the fuck up
But again I suppose you could do that
Just bluetooth any
It'd be able to just take over their radio
Just give them a load of shit
And then just fuck you
You know what, I'm surprised that isn't a bing
I don't know if it's like a rage thing
Or maybe like when you're in distance
You can just, the reds just come up so you just press it
And go, oi, you
Hurry the fuck up
But then there'd be some hands free laws about that
That you're not allowed to fuck you
See that always cracks me up
Because you can't touch your mobile
Which you shouldn't though, I'm not condoning it
You can't send a text message in that
But you can adjust the radio
And then with the tesla's and whatever
Because you're not touching your phone
You're not breaking the law
It's mad, any
But yeah, if there was just a quick connect
Like a tesla share
So if you're in a tesla as well
Just like fucking blue tesla next to me
Oi, you're fucking driving like a cunt
Stop being a dickhead
Maybe get on to some scientists
And invent that
Well we'll have to, we just come up with the idea
We need to stop sharing
Patterns, it's trademarked already
Which sort of goes
We had so many ideas
Back in the day, we're not going to give them all away again
You don't know, you need to go back and listen
To the old episodes
We've got enough time
Just about, so we will
Get on to the old confessions
Right
Ash, Barbara Ash needs to
Get his messages up
I need to
Get off the country hits
The playlist that I've got
Where's it gone
It's got to have the jingle mate
It should
There it is
Or at least you want to do it like you did your new world order
Right
Confession one
I'm 17
And haven't showered in about a month
Is this bad
No I'm not coughing because of the stench
It is bad
Just a month is boy
And you will see
That you're not going to get a shower
And you're not going to get a shower
And you will smell
And other people will smell you
It is bad
I don't think I ever really
Had that phase when I was younger
I mean he's 17
He's not like 7
17 mate
Kid or
Teenage or not I don't think I ever had that
Phase
Always the opposite
We're still on the same
Every day
I mean I've had it when
I've gone a couple of days without doing it
You know Salve I've not been working
I've just been in the house
For a couple of days not doing anything
Then I've not had a shower
But on the other hand if I've been in the house
Not doing anything
I'll know if I smell
And then I've had a shower
So look before we don't shower today
Tomorrow I'll wake up in a month
I've got to have a shower I need to have a shower
I'm feeling
A lot of finished lights
I've basically gone straight to bed
Then I'll shower first in the morning
But I always prefer to shower on the night
Because I don't like getting into the bed dirty
Because I feel like I need to clean my sheets quicker then as well
Right but
Is that bad though?
There's no point beating around the bush
Have a bath you smelly bastard
Yeah
It's terrible
Confession 2 in this one is a long one
And bear with me in case
I do laugh
Because he is a little bit dyslexic as well
It's not just that though mate
Sometimes I laugh and then I can't get the composure
You lose your track
Do you need to put your glasses on?
Nah
So confession 2
My son had
See look it's the wording as well
My son had overheard me being
Fucked
Shouldn't that be hot?
No no that is crap
Is that the right way to say that?
I don't think it needed to have
My son
My son overheard
Not had overheard
Right so anyway my son had
Overheard me being fucked
I'm a divorced mom
And I have an 18 year old son
Who is currently attending college
I've been
Very sexually starved
After my divorce
I try my best to have my sexual needs
Met privately and discreetly
So whenever I'm masturbating
Inside my bedroom
Having sex with strangers
I try to make sure my son is not around
But this time
Something totally unexpected happened
I really thought he was at his
Dad's place
I had a guy come over and we had wine
And then we fucked like rabbits
I had so much
Fun I was extremely loud
I enjoy being
Smissive
And I had the guy spank me really hard
And I was calling
Him daddy in the heat
Of sex
After the fun was over I walked out
Of the bedroom completely naked
And sent him off
As soon as the guy left my son came
Out of his bedroom
My whole body froze out of sheer embarrassment
He said he texted me
That he was not going to his
Dad's place today but I didn't see the
Text
I ran back
Into my bedroom
To grab a towel to wrap around my body
And then I came out
And apologised to him and he said he
Didn't mind at all
So obviously
Sometimes I have to read
Ahead with my eyes
I'm not laughing
I'm trying to look ahead
Of what's being said
So I'm done first I'm laughing
So
My whole body froze out of sheer embarrassment
He said he texted me
That he was not going to his Dad's place
But I didn't see the text
But the fact that she's already walked out
Stand there
He's explained that he sent a text
Then she's ran off to get the fucking towel
Wrapped around her
So after the fun was over
I walked out of the bedroom completely naked
And sent him off
As soon as the guy left my son came
Out of his bedroom
My body froze out of sheer embarrassment
So the thing is
I ran back into the bedroom
To grab a towel to wrap around my body
And then I came out and apologised to him
And he said he didn't mind
It at all
I'm super embarrassed of course
But this is just weird from the lad to be honest
Yeah if he didn't mind it
To me that makes it sound like he's there
In the bedroom
Choking the chicken
So yeah so going back
I walked out of the bedroom completely naked
And sent him off
As soon as the guy left my son came out of his bedroom
My whole body froze out of sheer embarrassment
He said he texted me
That he was not going to his Dad's place today
But I didn't see the text
I ran into my bedroom to grab a towel
To wrap around my body
So...
Firstly, fair do's
You're getting out there, you're getting some
But that's just
I don't know, just be more aware
Er...
And have a word with your son
That he just seems wrong
Like I don't mind
But he should mind
It's just
Unless, because it's already
A long enough story as it is
They've not added too much data
You would assume he would have heard
And done the most
Like the thing and just left
Yeah, well
If we was the son
And that was going on
Then you
Firstly, you'd start making noise
Like you'd slam your bedroom door or something
On back, yeah
As soon as it starts happening
Like you wouldn't fucking
Be in your bedroom
Like just trying to watch TV or
Like pillow over your head or anything while you're here
Spam my daddy
Yeah
You'd have to
Like make it known that you're there
Yeah
And none of these like just sending a text
And was the text sent before
It all happened
Or during
Like I'm at home
Because if it was during and he sent the text like I haven't gone to dad's
Then he should have put more effort
Into making it known that he was at home
The whole story is a little bit incest-sesty
Isn't it?
The fact that she walked out naked
And then he was like
And I would have been like
Right away
Right?
What do you think of that father, Jeremy?
It's certainly natural
We've all got urges and that
But I don't know, your son needs to give his head a wobble
Or something, man, because that's wrong
Right
Confession 3
Met an older lady at an 80s night
See
You already know this is going to be a good one
Old lady, 80s night, let's get into it
Back to hers
We ended up naked in the hot tub
In a Casiba
She left to get drinks and I wristafar
Started in the hot tub
Quickly
Washed my arse with a wet towel
And put my clothes on, she was walking
Down her path as I ran out of the
Back guy
So I think
He's missed a bit out
Because he hasn't clarified
So he wristafar and he sharted in the hot tub
It said
Started in the hot tub
So he's misspelled it
That should have been sharted
Because he's
Like what I did in London
Sharted, is that a word?
I would have put shitted
Maybe
He's gone for a far
He's shitted himself so he's sharted
Right
So let me do that again
She left to get drinks and I wristafar
Sharted
Shitted
In the hot tub
Quickly washed my arse with a wet towel
And put my clothes on, she was walking down her path
As I ran out of the back guy
Now
You've been there mate
Not in the hot tub
No, you've been in that circumstance where you wristafar
The thing is, he wristafar
In the hot tub
Obviously because it's going, it's like yeah, it's just no blending
But yeah, because it's already bubbly
Yeah
I mean we've all farted in the hot tub
I'm not sharted though
Sharted, what a word mate
I can't believe you don't know
Sharted, no
Quickly washed my arse with a wet towel
Put my clothes on
As she was walking down the path as I ran out of the back guy
Look, you know, desperate times
You can't, unless you just
Chuck the towel to hold
Well, no, because all the mess is in the
Hot tub, literally
So, yeah
I mean
Maybe he probably could have tried to stall it out
And
Gone back up to her and says no, let's just
Take this back inside
And then run out in the morning
After he's done the deed
But yeah, there's
That's the only other option
Either do what he did
Just fucking run off
Or, yeah, you
Churned Albertu back into the house
Get your end away and then run off
These things happen
Well
You know, he was
He was on for a good night
80s, night
Older lady, hot tub
It was an avid good night
He had a shit night
Bear in mind
Actually get the puns
He was setting himself up strong
In that risky fire
You know, sometimes it's best to just hold him in, lads
I think there's anything
We've learned from the podcast
And stories
Is don't risk stuff when you're
About to do sexual stuff
It's just not worth it
Risk the fire
And now he's run out the back gate, mate
Yeah, but you know yourself
It's not good to leave it in
Because, you know, you've been there
Full of gas, and then you felt better
When you bled it all out
You know it's better out than in
No, older lady
80s, night
You've got to weigh up your options there, mate
Bear in mind, she could be our age
Because we were born in the 80s
Yeah, but
I'm saying he might just be like 18
And everything
He was on for a good night
A very good night
Man, I promise
He's had the downer path
Through the back gate, mate
Yeah
It's a shame
Never mind, mate, chill
There'll be others
Yeah, there'll be other ages, not
Probably avoid the 80s, not to be fair
Because you might bump into her again
And then she'll be like, you shitted my heart off
Imagine that, I'd work at Spraddy's
You might
I mean, at least
It's an easier thing to
Clean, because he told me
Who's going to clean it?
Someone else's shit?
Yeah, you'd have to clean it, wouldn't you?
No, because someone's shit in your house
And they've done one
You've got to clean it, haven't you?
It's either that or you pay someone to clean it
I don't know if I could do it
Because you're a bitch
Well, yeah
On that note, anyway
I've got shit there
And we'll bring some more shit
Next week
Hopefully I haven't shit-worn it to self again
But yeah, I've got to go
I've got to do some more painting
You've got to go, you've got to
Drop the babby off and have another McDonald's
And toy at the house tonight
So yeah, keep the stories coming in
New world orders
Any messages and all that
Links are in the description, as always
And yeah, we'll see you next week then
Peace!
You're so so sly
Their chemistry's electric
You can't deny