1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts, talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Cause you won't wanna quit 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 The real talking podcast never fails 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Just tell me, is that going up and down? 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 One two, one two, one two, one two 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 That is going up and down 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Big lines, big lines 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Your lines are bigger than my lines 17 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Uniqued, uniqued, mate 18 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 We can't see the lines, the lines are gone 19 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Mate, mate, mate 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 How are we everyone? Welcome to the real talking podcast 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Your hosts, Ash and JD 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Apologies, it has been ridiculous 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 I know it seems like a fucking common occurrence lately 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Where we miss a part, miss a week or whatever 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,000 And then it's apologies again 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 We do try, this time it was 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I say it was my fault, it was just 28 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 It was no one's fault 29 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Yeah, work, I had to go to London 30 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,000 And then I didn't have enough time on the second trip to London 31 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 To meet up before, to get a recording 32 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Because plans got changed 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 So yeah, apologies for 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,000 You know, leaving you in the dust for 35 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 You know, a little bit of a gap, nothing major 36 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 But you know, nothing 37 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Nothing major's gone on in the world really, has it? 38 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 There hasn't been anything to talk about 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 In the last two weeks that we've missed 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 We haven't missed anything 41 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Crump is smashing it, aren't they? 42 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Imagine how it feels having an elected leader 43 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Do everything they said 44 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 That was going, not having an elected leader 45 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Do everything they said they was going to do, not like us 46 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 No counter tax rises, none of this bollocks 47 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 It's what I said is happening 48 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 How good must that feel? 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,000 It must be great 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Especially that Trump supports us 51 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 To be American at this time in the moment 52 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 You know what, I'm not American, but I love the fact 53 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 It doesn't even affect me when he says about the DEI 54 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 You know, just banning all that 55 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Mom and the golem, they're getting paid, like whatever 56 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Just don't bother coming in, you're getting jobs based on merit now again 57 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I never understand 58 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I understand with the lower, no one has asked it 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 But if I'm on a plane 60 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Do you want someone that's tick box or the best pilot? 61 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 If you're having surgery 62 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Do you want the best surgeon or do you want a tick box surgeon? 63 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I know which one I want 64 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 You want the experience, you want the best 65 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 No matter what they look like, where they're from 66 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,000 I want the best person 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 But how great must that feel? 68 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Just having someone that said 69 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 What he was going to do 70 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 And he's done it with a fucking lock fourth 71 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 He's been fucking about it 72 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 I know we spoke about it last time 73 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 But he was just signing those 74 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I was going to say checks, but he was just bossing me 75 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 What's this one? 76 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 I love this 77 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Donald Trump, next one 78 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 The one where I was like 79 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 America, yeah 80 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Was the one where I was like, we're only going to identify as two genders 81 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 I was like, thank fuck for that 82 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Why cater for that 1% 83 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 And I love the fact that if you got discharged from the military 84 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 They get rid of all the transgender soldiers 85 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Because they can't sit them anywhere, they can't be deployed anywhere 86 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 There is a little bit more to it than that 87 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 It's not just like you can't be transgender in the army 88 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 He's not allowing basically the army to fund their operations 89 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 90 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 So they can be whatever they want still 91 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 But they have to do it on their own dollar 92 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Not a quid bab 93 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 I had one last week 94 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 We'll talk about that in a minute 95 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 So they have to fund it themselves 96 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Which is right, you know 97 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 We have it over here when these women fucking claim they're depressed 98 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 And not just get a fucking boob job or a nose job or something 99 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Not that I know of people 100 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 I can imagine that fucking hair transplants and fucking turk 101 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 It's either going to get put onto the NHS at this rate 102 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I mean hair transplants, that's definitely something that should be 103 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Because men are actually depressed 104 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 From losing their hair 105 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Women would be as well, but it's not as common 106 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,000 So I understand that 107 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Fucking nose job, boob job and that, fucking stupid 108 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 And so obviously all the other things, that's the fucking bottom of the fucking chain 109 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 With all the other operations that are going on 110 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 At the NHS 111 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 It's pushed to the limits as it is 112 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 The other week while I was driving to London 113 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 For work, the radio too 114 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Not more station at choice 115 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 But they were actually on about how there's jobs being 116 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Interviewed for now 117 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 In the hospital 118 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 For the fucking 119 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 The hallway nurses basically 120 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 The hallway staff 121 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Because there's not enough rooms, there's not enough beds 122 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 You're essentially sitting on a chair in the corridor 123 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Getting seen to, getting treatment 124 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Getting your blood tested 125 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Heart pressure fucking whatever 126 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 There's not enough staff rooms, everything 127 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 So they're making jobs to be a corridor fucking staff member 128 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Well yeah, no 129 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Again, apologies to anyone 130 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 That is part of the LGBTQ community 131 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 And stuff like that 132 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 It can come across like we are misogynistic 133 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 And whatever, in general 134 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 We just don't care, we don't need it forced 135 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Sometimes comments since you've got a profile 136 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Even if it hurts, either way someone's feeling is going to get hurt 137 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 So when we're saying stuff like that 138 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Like Ash just said, it's the 1% 139 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 So I'm not blaming the lack of hostel beds and that 140 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Is because someone wants to have their dick chopped off so they can go in a women's bathroom 141 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 A lot of it is, again 142 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Something that Trump's sorting out is the legal immigration system 143 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Because they're coming in 144 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000 And then they're like, oh yeah 145 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Again, I know it's the way that our country is 146 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 But I remember seeing a TikTok from a Polish woman 147 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 In Poland 148 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 They could just go to any 149 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Essentially a corner shop of chemists or whatever 150 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 And get antibiotics, get steroids and fucking whatever 151 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 For whatever their issue is 152 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Whereas over here you have to get seen by a doctor 153 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Get a prescription and then go pick it up 154 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 And so she was kicking off, she was like, I've gone there 155 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 They wouldn't let me have it, even though I could see on the shelf behind them 156 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Isn't it mad where, obviously 157 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 This doesn't include America anymore, where the world's run 158 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 By a world health organisation in terms of 159 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 This is bad, this is good 160 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 You get what I'm saying here 161 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Different countries have different 162 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 So our prescriptions here are £9 163 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 £9 something like that 164 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 If you went to the doctors now you get prescriptions £9 no matter what it is 165 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 I don't know currently 166 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 I've seen about it, I'm talking about 15 years ago 167 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 And that was about £6 something back then 168 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 It's £9, so if you went to the doctors 169 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Or hospital needs prescription it's £9 no matter what it is 170 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Which is good, which is really good 171 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 In Scotland it's free 172 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,000 In America it costs shit loads 173 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 So unless you have health insurance 174 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 It is like $100 per tablet 175 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 So yeah, it's good on that 176 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Sense when medication does cost different prices for whatever it is 177 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 That's all I'm saying, from country to country 178 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 It's really funny how it varies from 179 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Just going to a pharmacy or corner shop to get steroids and antibiotics 180 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Over the counter, here you need a prescription 181 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 In America, I don't know how that works 182 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I always find that funny how 183 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 You know, you need a doctor's note don't you 184 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 What I was trying to get is, why do you regulate on the one 185 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Not one, but like, I always find 186 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 That how, you know, here we pay £9, Scotland is free 187 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Do you get what I'm saying? 188 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000 I can imagine that there's some sort of 189 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Conspiracy theory, illuminati situation going on 190 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 So depending on what branch of illuminati is running in each 191 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Individual country, they want to control population or something 192 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 So that's why you have to pay and if you can't pay 193 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 You can't afford to leave, then this one, they want more population 194 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 So it's a standard set fee, whatever 195 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 You know, there's got to be a conspiracy in there somewhere 196 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I do find though, with the NHS 197 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 It has been running at capacity for over a few years 198 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 And what don't happen that is obviously a lot of people 199 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 From the NHS are moving abroad for a better way of life 200 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 To do the same job, more money 201 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 I saw something on there, NHS, DEI 202 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Head of DEI in the hospital was like 80 grand 203 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Why do you need, just hire the best person 204 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Put me in that role 205 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 80 grand a year, can you do this 206 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000 We need someone that can do these kind of surgeries, can you do it 207 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Yeah, I've been doing it for 10 years 208 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 You had any fucking discrepancies or anything 209 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Nah, I'm falling, fuck it, I'm on it 210 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 You're my person, not guy, because you might be a female 211 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,000 You're my person, you know what I mean, I've done the scrim there 212 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 We're open, we're here for all fashions 213 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 It doesn't matter if he's from fucking 214 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Lithuania, China, like Pakistan 215 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Jamaica, anywhere mate, honestly 216 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 You're my guy 217 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Yeah man 218 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 So beautiful 219 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 First of all, I've got going on in my head 220 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Remind me about Shaggy in a bit if you do remember 221 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Shaggy? Yeah, the Zingapad rapper 222 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 The artist 223 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Well there's probably a Shaggy story that'll pop up 224 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 But yeah 225 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Essentially it's great to be American 226 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Shit to be British 227 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 That's what we've just established 228 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Yeah, but 229 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 So you've got all the 230 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Illegal immigrants of the Colombian 231 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Of the Colombian nationals 232 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Yeah, I was going to say rice 233 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 But it's not a rice, and then I was going to say ethnicity 234 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000 But yeah, Colombian illegals 235 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 On two planes, and then they go like 236 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Nah, you're not banned enough, they're not coming in 237 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 I'll cut off your fucking aid, 24% deduction now 238 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 If you don't say yes within 24 hours, it'll go down to 50% 239 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 You've got a week, it'll get up completely 240 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 So within hours they've gone 241 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Alright, whatever, we'll take them back 242 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 We'll even send our presidential clients come and pick them up 243 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Fucking, that's balls, and it shows that it fucking works 244 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 They back down within hours 245 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000 The one thing as well that I like to hear 246 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,000 That we should do as a country is stop sending money abroad 247 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 And really think about what's going out the door 248 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Now, we stop money for pensioners getting heating 249 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,000 But then send 3 billion to Ukraine 250 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,000 The other week send a billion pounds to Syria 251 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Yeah 252 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And that's what you've got to look at 253 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 What's going out the door, what causes going to 254 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:06,000 That's what I think we should do 255 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 And what needs to be done, that's what America's done 256 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Which is a, so yeah, but it's a good time to be American I suppose 257 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 It definitely is, you know 258 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Where would you want to go in America? 259 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 If someone went to me and asked if you could go to this state 260 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 For 2 weeks 261 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Where would you go? 262 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 I mean, Texas, New York 263 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 If you went to Texas, would you have a cowboy hat? 264 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 I already got the fucking tunes down 265 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 So, you know, I'd fit right in 266 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 You're waiting for me to say something racist 267 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 You can give me the eyes to say, yeah you'd be fucking 268 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Yeehaw, you fucking honky 269 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I was, no I wasn't 270 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000 No 271 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 But yeah, Texas, that would be a fucking standard one 272 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Just a Mosjani, nice and easeler 273 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,000 New York, it's the tourist one 274 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 In general, everyone wants to go to New York 275 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000 I always wanted to go to New York, but as it got older I'm glad I never did 276 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 It just seems like somewhere 277 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Where I wouldn't want to be 278 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I still find it fucking strange how 279 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Most of Americans, when they think of the UK 280 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 They only think of London, but that's down to the old school 281 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Not being taught about other towns 282 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 And cities in England and UK 283 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 But when they want to come over 284 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 They only want to see London 285 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 For the universe, yeah 286 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Only for the universe 287 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 London's a shit hole 288 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 There's just too much going on 289 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000 It is the most diverse 290 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000 And multicultural city in the UK 291 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 But there's no proper 292 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Section where you can just go 293 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,000 This is just going out having a drink 294 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 This is where you go and have a good time 295 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Just fucking madness, chaos everywhere 296 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 It's expensive, it's just too much 297 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Whereas you can go to Liverpool 298 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Liverpool, it's a nightlife city 299 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 You can be out until 4 o'clock on the pub if you want 300 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Get your car robbed for the means one as well 301 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Sat-Navs gone, fucking 302 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 That's what we don't have no more, because we'll all get robbed 303 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Go and watch Liverpool, guys 304 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Not necessarily Everton 305 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 But yeah, it's always fucking 306 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Jam-packed and then you've got fucking 307 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 I'm not going to recommend Birmingham to everyone 308 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Or Coventry to be fair 309 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 But there's other little towns that you can go 310 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 All the history that's around 311 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 The old buildings don't hang in that 312 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 There's loads of fucking things to do 313 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 But just think about London, because that's the place to go 314 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 It's just too expensive 315 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I liked London when I went there 316 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 But it was overly expensive 317 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 I've just worked there 318 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 The exhibition centre, London's Exile 319 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 The prices are ridiculous 320 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Subways are subways 321 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000 It always cracks me up 322 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 You can go from one place to another and the price is different 323 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 It should just be the same price everywhere 324 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 You're in the same country, just the same price 325 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,000 I'll get it if you're ordering on the app or whatever 326 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Fucking ridiculous 327 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000 You still haven't had one? 328 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Well, this was our first experience as well 329 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000 I've talked the big game for it for years 330 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000 So I've ordered it on Uber Eats 331 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Because we're sitting in the Premier Imports 332 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Fucking ordered it 333 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 And you can see on the bike 334 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 I can't think of the woman's name now 335 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 I know it went on the app, I've been able to find it 336 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 It was like that, Chimena, Big One, whatever her name was 337 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Shana Baiger 338 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000 She was back in here soon 339 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Well, I thought she was my fucking Uber driver 340 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Because the name was quite the same 341 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 The picture, she looked similar as well 342 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 You can see the little emblem of the bike 343 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 It's on the way 344 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 So it got the standard 345 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000 And it's a big fucking meal 346 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 £16 each 347 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000 You're getting a fat fucking kebab 348 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 With either beef done out, chicken done out, or mixy 349 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 The spring rolls are massive 350 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 They're massive 351 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Please a lot of women out there 352 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000 And then you get your portion of fries 353 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000 The 5 inch 354 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 For the size of the box 355 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 And what comes in it 356 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000 For £15, £16, it's a good deal 357 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 And it's all about presentation 358 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000 You order it, you can take off the lettuce and the cabbage 359 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 You can add stuff on if you want 360 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Double up the meat, I can pack it out 361 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000 There was new little donut bites as well 362 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 I was like, no, I'll try them 363 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 £2.50 for four of them 364 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000 I can have a Lenny 365 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 So the bike pulls up, because I'm looking on the map 366 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 We're outside, gone outside 367 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Geyser on the bike for starters 368 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 And then he's handed me three boxes 369 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000 I'm like, got another bag in there mate 370 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Waiting for my donuts 371 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 He's like, no, that's all there is 372 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 I'm not blaming you mate, you've just been given this 373 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 It's not your fault 374 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 It won't be, because it's three separate meals 375 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 And it's not a part of the meal 376 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000 It should just be a little bag 377 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 He's looked again, that's all it is 378 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I'm like, don't worry about it mate, I'll just get on to the app 379 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 So we finished our pint, into the room 380 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000 I've gone for the 381 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 I've got meat, so I've got chicken, I've got beef 382 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 I've got one each of the spring rolls as well 383 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I've got the curried flavoured fries as well 384 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Can of sprouts, because I ain't having an orange juice 385 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 You're having a fucking takeaway, you've got to fucking carry on it 386 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 So I can see it on the label, that's mine yet 387 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000 That's John's, that's Jason's, welcome sound 388 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Up to the rooms, because we're not eating down at the pool now 389 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Plus the bar was closed 390 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000 We ended up staying in the Aloft, which is a high end hotel 391 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Because it was cheaper than the Premier Inn that night as well 392 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000 So TV aren't weird 393 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,000 The room was not obviously that 394 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 It was just a weird layout with TV, there was two profiles to choose from 395 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 I'm like, what's going on, two different people 396 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000 You should just turn it on and flick British animals 397 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 No, I've had to fuck around, they've got some 398 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 PowerPoint display of all the hotels around the room and that 399 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000 The world rather, just want to put Family Guy on or something 400 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Just fucking get off 401 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000 And obviously you're pressing the button and it's not 402 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Because they've got their own programme on it 403 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000 So fucked around, got it on, Family Guy on 404 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Open the box, oh there 405 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Un-Uber Eats as well, while I'm trying to sort out the TV 406 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Ain't got the doughnuts, fucking straight away 407 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 £2.60 back, so I've made money on the doughnuts 408 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Taking off or adding on delivery fee or something 409 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Or charge or something 410 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I don't know, but I've made money on these £2.49 doughnuts anyway 411 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000 So I'm like, right, Family Guy sound 412 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Well, let's fucking eat now then 413 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Open the box, the doughnuts are in there aren't they 414 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Fucking, like, how did they know to put it in my box for starters 415 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000 Like, how was I that lucky 416 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Because I've got a different from the other two as well 417 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 So I was lucky and there 418 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000 There weren't nothing special, but for free they were amazing 419 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Did John like his then? The pair of them fucking loved it 420 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 And it was both their first time? Yeah 421 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Right, so talking about first time 422 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000 It's not my first time in Tim Hortons, hello Canada 423 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 But today and yesterday 424 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Life changing coffee 425 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Right, now I've had a Tim Hortons coffee before 426 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000 You said about the other week, you said it was amazing 427 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 The caramel smores latte, don't do no more here 428 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000 But I had a French vanilla, but nothing 429 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Now French vanilla is paranoid 430 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000 It's its own thing, it's not a latte, it's its own thing 431 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 So it's not like a cappuccino 432 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000 So they do a thing called a French vanilla 433 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 But I had a banana, but nothing, French vanilla 434 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 I stood there, I drank it 435 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 I said to the lad at work, Troy coffee 436 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 He drank it, we stood there like five feet apart 437 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Drinking these coffees, going, it's fucking nice 438 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000 That nice, six o'clock this morning 439 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Ordered another one to get to work, seven o'clock 440 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Canada, thank you 441 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 I think I might have to make a special trip tomorrow and go get one then 442 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Well I don't know where 443 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I've got one none east and so it's about 15 minutes ride 444 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000 So just go for the French vanilla, don't have the latte 445 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 French vanilla, or banana 446 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 I don't know if it's French vanilla first 447 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 It is amazing mate, honestly 448 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,000 I'm going to have to fucking log to the boy from the sale 449 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 I'm going to look at a job or something 450 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Because I can't get her a coffee 451 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 So I'm going to have to go nip out for half an hour 452 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 And then go get myself a coffee and sit there in the car park and drink it 453 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 And then come back 454 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 And then hope she doesn't want to kiss and smile with fucking breath 455 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000 What was that, that's what was amazing 456 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000 When I went to coffee there was Tim Hollands everywhere 457 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 I bought a new coffee 458 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 So when you went to Canada, you just said when you went to coffee 459 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Oh sorry yeah 460 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000 So it's a good job on band to take care of listeners 461 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 That was a trick question there 462 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Yeah honestly mate, Tim Hollands, get in your non-eater 463 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 It's so sweet 464 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000 I'm going to have to, you've sold it on 465 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Because I don't want vanilla latte anyway 466 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Because even at home I'll get the vanilla syrup 467 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 And pour it into my latte sachets and that 468 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Just to give it a bit of zhuzh 469 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000 So yeah, I'm going to have to fucking try it 470 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Honestly let me know how it goes 471 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 I didn't give you a lot of fucking experience 472 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 I might even have to fucking do a driving with JD 473 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,000 For real 474 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 First expressions or something because you've sold it to me mate 475 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Honestly it was 476 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000 This weekend there, coffee sales, going to go for the roof 477 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 If there was one closer I would definitely go and get one 478 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Is it in town then? 479 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 No, so you can't even get it fucking hurt 480 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000 But yeah, I know where it is at Mali, by Mali 481 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000 I mean there might be one in town for me 482 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 But I know when I've been on Just Eat or whatever 483 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 It's, Nun Eaten is the closest one 484 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 10 to 15 minute drive depending on traffic 485 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Yeah well then you can't feel good 486 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Because what's the food like there? 487 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000 The doughnuts, weights I've had 488 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 So they're kind of like the McDonald's thing, you know the breakfast in the morning 489 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000 They've got the doughnuts and that, that's their thing 490 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 They are not after me 491 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 I might have to, I mean I haven't had a haircut in a while 492 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000 So I could do that 493 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Treat yourself, go and have a haircut 494 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Haircut and a coffee? 495 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 For any of the OG listeners I've got long wavy hair 496 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 And I've had it cut once in the last two years 497 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 And it is coming up to two years again 498 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Well it's so nice, coming up to two years on this podcast 499 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 As well as New March 500 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Fucking hell that's going quicker now 501 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I think this is episode 89 or 90 502 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000 So we're gonna have to start planning for episode 100 503 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000 It's down too bad though, if you think about it 504 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000 For 52 episodes a year 505 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,000 But to be fair, before Covid was around we had more time to double up on episodes 506 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000 And if we were gonna miss a week we could fucking do that 507 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 So yeah the moral of the story is don't have kids 508 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000 With another one on the way 509 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000 What knows what's gonna happen after June 510 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 You might have to finish the part 511 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Also not me, I don't know, have you told the listeners? 512 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Because obviously someone's staring at you with coffee 513 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Another one on the way, it's not me 514 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 So apologies I haven't got the back phone on me 515 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000 The real talking hotline 516 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000 I was properly prepared this morning for leaving out for work 517 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 But there was at least two whatsapps on there 518 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Because of something I said the other week 519 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah you mentioned Sunk as well the other week about 520 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000 I can't remember what I said 521 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000 But yeah, the vlog, what's going on 522 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 One was Abbie, apologies 523 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000 But yeah, vlog 524 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,000 You got a baby on the way also 525 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Yeah, I can't remember what I said 526 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I remember the moment when we were doing it because I remember thinking 527 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Was it magical? 528 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Always mate, if you listen to the podcast it was magical 529 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah so 530 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Bean's on the way 531 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Again because calling Bean at the moment 532 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Still because when the missus first told me 533 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 He was the size of a bean so that nickname stuck 534 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000 And yeah, little boy on the way 535 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 She's around 23 weeks now I think 536 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 So yeah, June the 4th is expected due date 537 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000 So family of three is going to be the family of four 538 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Because at the moment it's three with the dog 539 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Because dogs are a part of the family 540 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000 They're not just the pets 541 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,000 They're not just for Christmas 542 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000 No, they're for life 543 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,000 And to be fair that's a nice little segue 544 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000 On to what he wanted to chat about 545 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Not Shaggy, I will get on to Shaggy in a minute 546 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 But the dog, Shaggy, wasn't me 547 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 So 548 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Again I don't know if I said it the other week 549 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 But the dog's had some issues, I think I've spoken to you 550 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 But I don't think I've spoken on the podcast buddy 551 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 The dog's had some issues with allergies 552 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000 He's getting home and he's chewed a fresh spot on himself 553 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 And it's going straight to the skin 554 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000 It's red raw, it's not good 555 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000 So this all started off with November the 4th 556 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000 At the phone call 557 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000 To book him in to get his boosters, his vaccinations 558 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,000 So 559 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000 December the 4th went in 560 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000 And while I was in there 561 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000 He was only just the one or two little spots at that point 562 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Do you know what this is 563 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 He's fucking just been biting himself 564 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000 So I don't know if it's a rash or something 565 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 And because it was red and inflamed 566 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000 The vet woman 567 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Says right, we'll forget the vaccinations this week 568 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Because it is looking bad 569 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000 I'll give him a steroid injection, week of antibiotics 570 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000 And then come back in a couple of weeks 571 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Have his boosters log 572 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000 So did that 573 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Went back two weeks later 574 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 The antibiotics and steroid calmed it down for a week 575 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 And then it fucking went straight back on it 576 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000 So I says yeah 577 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Obviously that's not a permanent solution 578 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Every couple of weeks having that 579 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 What else are you suggesting 580 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000 So she give me some flea stuff 581 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Because there was bits of 582 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Scabby skin in his fur 583 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000 She's like I can't guarantee that's not flea poo 584 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000 And that basically 585 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Although what is next to the fucking one of them is jude 586 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 So it's obviously a scab 587 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000 So give me some flea stuff 588 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 And then there's this new vaccination thing 589 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Which because it's new as well it's a two parter 590 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 So 591 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000 The first part of that 592 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Then like a week after 593 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000 At the same time I says can we do a blood test as well 594 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Because I want to know what's going on 595 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Bloods withdrawn, £148 for blood tests 596 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 This was on the 19th of December 597 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000 And while I was there 598 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 For that 599 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000 I took some of the insurance forms 600 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Got the girl behind the counter to help me fill them out 601 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000 And then give them to them 602 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Because I have to fill it out 603 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 And then they process it and it cost me £27 even though I filled the form out 604 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000 All they've got to do is just send it off 605 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000 And that's what I was under the impression of anyway 606 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000 That I fill it out, they send it off and I'll get charged £27 607 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 So roll on to 608 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 In January now anyway 609 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I don't know the exact date, I feel like it was the 11th 610 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000 It was the 11th 611 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000 So I got a phone call from the vet 612 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Saying that 613 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000 The insurance form I need to sign 614 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 So straight away I'm like 615 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 I didn't say anything, I was like that's fine 616 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 I'll come straight down when I finish work 617 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000 I'll get it signed 618 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 But I'm thinking, it's been 3 weeks you've had this form 619 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Why are you only ringing me now to say I haven't signed the form 620 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000 So I went there 621 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000 I'm driving, I'm warning myself, I'm like this is fucking stupid 622 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000 I get there 623 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Just wondering if there's any word about the 624 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Blood results as well because 625 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 That's been 3 weeks since it's gone 626 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000 And I understand with the Christmas period and that they might have had some tar marks 627 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000 So you can take a look 628 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,000 So she hands me the fucking blood form 629 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Which was received to them on the 31st of December 630 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000 So they had it for fucking over 10 days 631 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000 No phone call or nothing 632 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000 So I wound up about that as well 633 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,000 And then she turns around and says, yeah you've got £56 634 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Whatever, £36 something 635 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I've signed them on your account 636 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 I've paid, every time I pay straight away 637 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Here you have for the painkillers 638 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000 So it doesn't need no painkillers, you've had steroids, antibiotics 639 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000 This and that, whatever 640 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000 He doesn't need painkillers 641 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,000 And everything was looking alright 642 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000 I put a bandage on his leg, he was wearing his fur 643 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Trimmed for the blood test, he started licking that 644 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,000 And it was going red raw, so I put a bandage around it 645 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 And no one's rang me for me to have this conversation 646 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000 I said, so unless you spoke to my wife 647 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 And she's told you that I've taken the bandage off now and it looks alright 648 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000 And I even went onto my phone history 649 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000 I got 2 calls, one when you rang up on November 650 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000 And one today when you rang to say I need to sign this form 651 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Oh, hang on a sec 652 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000 So she goes out the back, comes back 653 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Turns out some poor dog has had the tail amputated 654 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 And then the medication 655 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000 The painkillers were put onto my account 656 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000 So it's got no tail and no painkillers 657 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000 And they're trying to charge me, so I'm fuming 658 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 I'm not kicking off though, I'm being fucking respectable 659 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000 I'm not saying anything, I'm not saying anything 660 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 So I'm looking at the fucking blood test 661 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Grass and whatever, negative 662 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Something else, negative 663 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000 So there's only 3 things that are tested for 664 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000 £148, 3 things that are tested on a blood test 665 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000 So the third one, mould to mould 666 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000 And it basically said maybe, no breakdown 667 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Of what it could be or anything, whether it is moulds or mould 668 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Maybe 669 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 So I've all got to pay for them to break that down 670 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Yeah, because they'll have the blood in the system 671 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000 In their lab for 30 days 672 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000 So yeah, I can get in touch and pay whatever fee is 673 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000 But I'll have to ring up and find out 674 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000 I went, no no 675 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 So I paid for something else then as well 676 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I was like, let me just see if this does anything 677 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 I'm fucking, I'm raging to myself 678 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 I'm walking back with the dog and that dog 679 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Because at that point I went with the dog 680 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000 I'm walking back and pissed off 681 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000 So I've ended up finding it on TikTok 682 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Not that I've been searching for it, but there's this one bloke 683 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000 He's always advertised for stuff, but there's a thing called 684 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000 My Pet Sensitivity 685 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000 He's advertised it 686 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000 For me, the TikTok shop 687 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Not really a paid partnership 688 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000 The listeners will know what I'm on about 689 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 But look 690 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 If you click on my link, you buy it 691 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000 And then I'll get like 14% 692 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000 So he's doing that anyway 693 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 So I've looked at it 694 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Ended up fucking ordering it 695 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000 So for 32 pounds 696 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000 All I've had to do is just snip a little bit of his fur 697 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Send it off in an envelope 698 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000 With the reference number and all that 699 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000 And they've tested 460 things 700 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Off of, all they asked for was 10 strands of fur 701 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Cut as close to the skin as possible 702 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000 A good tut, so they had enough 703 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000 So then the other day 704 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000 I've had fucking 705 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000 The insurance ended up 706 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000 The form was sent off 707 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 When I was there about something else at the best 708 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000 The manager was sitting there and she was like, oh definitely 709 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000 I reckon I was having issues doing the insurance form with that yesterday 710 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000 So I'm then thinking 711 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Why have I filled out the form on paper 712 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000 For you to fill it in on the computer 713 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Why don't you just 714 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000 Because it's all on your computer anyway 715 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Just copy paste it to the insurance and then send it off 716 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Because I'm filling out the form for you to put it in a different form 717 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Just email it 718 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Cut out the fucking middle 719 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Because there's no point in me wasting ink 720 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Printing ink and pen ink, there's no point 721 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 So I had a little bit of a pop about that 722 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Not major, I just made a point 723 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 That's stupid, that's a waste of time 724 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000 So yeah, then no 725 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000 So then 726 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000 This week had 727 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000 A couple days after that I had an email from the insurance company 728 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Saying, right, it's received 729 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Have you got the history before I got my dog 730 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 So I emailed them back because I haven't got the history 731 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I can't get it 732 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 But I know there was nothing wrong with you 733 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000 When I registered him with the vets, we had to start the 734 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Boosters and whatever from scratch, that was all 735 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 So yeah, but there was nothing wrong with you 736 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 It's just now there's this potential allergy 737 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 And I've spent a lot of money so I just want to try and claim some back 738 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Didn't hear nothing 739 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000 So the other day I rang them up, the insurance company 740 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Just got this claim going for 741 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Just want to see where we're at because sent an email back 742 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000 And they heard nothing 743 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 So sorry, see that it's going through with that 744 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000 You should have had a reply because obviously you've replied 745 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000 So we should reply back to you 746 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000 But I don't avoid whatever department hasn't done it 747 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000 So I've just made a note on the system, so I'm sending that to them 748 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Basically telling them to do the job 749 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000 And then reply to anyone else that needs them 750 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000 But yeah, tomorrow you'll get the remittance email and you'll get 751 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Your money back 752 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000 That's brilliant, that's what I want to hear 753 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000 So the next day I get the remittance email in the morning 754 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 The invoice that I received was for £187 755 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000 And after fees I've got £32 back 756 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000 And I'm like hang on 757 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I've spent £500 758 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000 And I've received £197 as an invoice 759 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000 And I literally went through my bank statements 760 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 I was like £400, 45p I paid 761 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000 So I rang up the vets and I was like alright bab 762 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Blah blah, it doesn't sound right 763 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 So I just want to make sure 764 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Because I know the manager was struggling because when she was fitting it in on the computer 765 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 The computer kept crashing or whatever 766 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 So I'm thinking is she just half arsed it and fucking sent it off 767 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000 And I'm not sure it's all fucking done right 768 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Because it doesn't look right 769 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000 And then she's asked about do I want to continue with the blood test 770 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000 And pay more, I said no no 771 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 She says I've gone independently now and I'm waiting for results 772 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000 From this other company and it's cost me £32 773 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 So I'm not going to pay any more on top of the £148 I've already paid 774 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000 When I'm going to find out 775 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Off of this company 776 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000 I was like is the manager there anyway 777 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Because I can just ask her the question 778 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Oh no she's working home today 779 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000 I was like alright then 780 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000 I said but just let her know if she does try and ring me 781 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I haven't got any good signal so make sure she leaves a voicemail 782 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000 She said yeah yeah she will do 783 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 I said fair enough, what day is she in the office this week 784 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000 I don't know, she says alright but if I don't hear back today 785 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000 She's in, just try and catch her 786 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Because I'm not having you fucking fuck me off 787 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000 I had a bit of events on the phone at that point as well 788 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Because his skin is still not rose 789 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000 He's still itching and whatever 790 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 I'm paying all this money 791 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000 The form has been sent off 792 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000 All I'm getting back is £32, I'm not happy 793 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 And he's still fucking not rose 794 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 You're on the phone, so it is what it is 795 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000 So I carried on working at that 796 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Then I've got the fucking email 797 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000 From my pet sensitivity, I've scrolled through 798 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000 There's a lot of things on there 799 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Overall there's probably like 10 things that he's definitely allergic to 800 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000 And then 20 that he's like that can cause issues 801 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000 But I'm looking, I'm like that's a lot of fucking things 802 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000 And that's all come through 803 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000 And I'm still thinking about these fucking 804 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000 148 pound blood tests, three fucking things 805 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000 And one's a mayday 806 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000 So I carried on working and as I'm driving back 807 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 I'm warning myself up even more again there 808 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000 And I'm like fuck this, I'm going in 809 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Because I wanted to know, off of what he's reactive to 810 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Off of the stuff they've given, like any of these treatments and that 811 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Is there anything crossing over 812 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Since as well, so I'm like surely one of these things 813 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000 These chemicals or fucking something 814 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000 It's got to be in one of these treatments 815 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000 So I just wanted to ask her to pull up the information 816 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Because I ain't got the packaging no more, I'll give him the tablet 817 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000 She fucking was oblivious 818 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000 She didn't fucking know 819 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000 When I first walked in, she's already on the phone 820 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000 And I can hear this woman kicking up 821 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Basically the gist of it, she's got a guide dog 822 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000 The vets haven't filled out their paperwork properly 823 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 So they haven't registered the dog on their end as a guide dog 824 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 So as it's been sent up to the insurance 825 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Because they haven't done their job right, the insurance won't pay out 826 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000 So she's kicking off, she's like I want to speak to you manager 827 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000 At the end of the day, user fucked up, user got to sort it out 828 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Because I'm out of a lot of money 829 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000 I'm standing there with a grin, I've got a dog with me as well 830 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Right, I'll transfer you 831 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000 And she's pressed the button on the phone 832 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000 So when you're doing that on the phone, that means they're in the office 833 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Not at home 834 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 So straight away I've caught her out on a fucking lie 835 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000 And I haven't even spoken to her yet 836 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000 So she's like, oh yeah, how can I help? 837 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000 It's bloody hard love, sounds like your manager's not having a good day 838 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Oh yeah, there's been a lot going on today 839 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000 She's like, have you got an appointment? 840 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000 She says no, no, I don't know if it was herself that I spoke to this morning 841 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Is it to do with Shira? 842 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000 He's right next to me anyway 843 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000 So your manager's here then 844 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Oh, there was some emergency and that's why she's had to come in 845 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Here's the manager, she's not a fucking vet 846 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 She doesn't fucking treat the pets, she just fucking does the paperwork 847 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000 So what emergency? Paperwork, can't be done at home 848 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000 So I've caught them out on that lie straight away 849 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000 So I've asked her about the ingredients on some of this stuff 850 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Like a rabbit in the head lodge, she didn't have a clue 851 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 I've given her the phone, she's like, just have a look 852 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000 She didn't know what she was looking at, so right 853 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Print off what you've given and I'll do my homework 854 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000 I'll find out 855 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000 So she printed that and I was like, right, now I want to ask about insurance 856 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 And at this point, one of the other 857 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000 The assistant manager or head nurse or something 858 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000 She's come out and she's trying to argue with me 859 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000 I'm keeping calm as well 860 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000 I'm being stern but I'm not raising my voice 861 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000 I'm just saying, I've lost count how many times 862 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000 I said the math ain't mapping 863 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000 I've got the email up saying £187, three pence 864 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000 I've done my math, £500, 45 pence 865 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 And they've printed off this and that 866 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000 And they've had up their figures together, they were still £20 short 867 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000 And then she's like, well, flee treatment, they won't cover that 868 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 It says they're covering it on that email 869 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000 On that remittance they've already sent me, it says flee treatment 870 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Oh, well they shouldn't do it 871 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000 It doesn't matter what they should and shouldn't 872 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000 If you just send everything and then they say what they won't cover 873 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000 So essentially, they should have received an invoice for £400 874 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000 And then tell me what they are going to pay back 875 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 But no 876 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000 And then at this point the managers got off the phone from the fucking barlarking 877 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000 And the name literally is Karen 878 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000 So she's come out with a short fucking lesbian haircut 879 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000 And she was ready to kick off with me 880 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000 She knows that I'm having this discussion at the moment 881 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000 She's recognised me from the discussion the other week 882 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Straight away, demeanours changed 883 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Trying to be polite, friendly, smiling and everything 884 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000 So I'm going to ask them, so while we can speak to any assurance 885 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Ask if they've actually received that 886 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000 And then ask what I'm getting 887 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Because at the end of the day, £32 back from £400 is ridiculous 888 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000 It's not brought 889 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000 So I've got the printout of the invoice that they've actually sent now 890 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Which was £363 891 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000 So I was like, OK 892 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000 And you reckon everything you've put on there is a climbable order 893 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Yeah, it's a climbable, that's what I sent you 894 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000 OK, same 895 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000 So I ran the insurance when I got back 896 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Turns out, so they did get that £363 897 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000 But on the 19th of December 898 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,000 When the second lot of treatment started 899 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Yeah 900 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000 That was more insurance renewal dates 901 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000 So it's been split into two fucking claims 902 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000 So it means I'm paying the excess twice 903 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000 So I'm gutted about that 904 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,000 But yeah, from what they've said 905 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 They have received 906 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000 So I was fucking 907 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000 I'll give them the benefit of that on that one 908 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 But I've done my homework on these allergies and that now 909 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000 It's all in the treatments that they've been giving him 910 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000 So the flea treatment, it's got sodium such and such in 911 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Fucking metaphobe 912 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,000 He's on my phone and I've made notes and that 913 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000 So I need to find time now to get back to the vets and tell them 914 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000 I'm not going to fucking take it further 915 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Trying to do a claim or anything 916 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000 But at the end of the day, this new fucking vaccine 917 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000 And the flea treatments that they give him 918 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Has been poisoning him and making his fucking skinny chin 919 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000 So I just need to make sure that they have all this information on the system 920 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000 And stop poisoning my dog 921 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000 I know I've got to change things with his diet 922 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,000 But I don't want to pay someone else to poison him 923 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,000 I think you should maybe change vets as well, aren't we? 924 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Before any of this, they've been fine 925 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000 You're only as good as your management, you're only as good as your worst person 926 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 I've not seen this manager before any of this has had to happen 927 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 So I think it's because it's a new manager that's why it's gone down 928 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000 But yeah, fucking just dramas 929 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000 I'm not a healthy dog, any 930 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000 I think I might have started it off 931 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Because chicken broth he's reactive to 932 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000 So obviously he has a Sunday dinner 933 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000 So he's had a chicken roast 934 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000 And that's what started him 935 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000 But yeah, they've made it worse 936 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000 So yeah, dramas 937 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000 The benefit of silver lining is you know what he's allergic to 938 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000 So going forward you know how to 939 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000 You know, adjust so yeah 940 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Yeah, it will get sorted out now 941 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000 It's just been a long process 942 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000 I hate them ones though when you just quick and easy stuff 943 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000 People might have heart and you're chasing 944 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Not there saying that, this person's saying that 945 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 I just need you to print it out and just tell me yes or no 946 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Because that was the conversation with the insurance company 947 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Because some things aren't going to get paid 948 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000 As long as you say this and that 949 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Then it's fine, as long as it's written down I understand it 950 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000 I had him increase his dog 951 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Because I can guarantee he's not had a fucking call of mine 952 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Because obviously I've rang up 953 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000 And Sam lad, Sam I'm sure he's known was 954 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 And it was like 955 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Yeah, so we have received that, he explained about 956 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000 The policy date, so because the policy renewed 957 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000 It's had to have been split into two, it was all fair do's 958 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000 He says can you do anything about the excess though 959 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Because obviously it's split into two 960 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,000 He's like mate if I could I would, I can't 961 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000 It's policy and that, fair enough sound 962 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I know where I stand with that then 963 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000 I told him about the bits and bobs 964 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000 And I turn around and says 965 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000 Because it's a fucking 966 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Whole practice for the women, they're all fucking 967 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Sticking up for each other and he's had to move 968 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000 The phone away and he's laughing 969 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Because obviously the calls are fucking recorded 970 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000 And I could just hear him giggling in the background 971 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000 I was like look I don't mean to say it old fashioned or sexist or anything 972 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,000 But they're all sticking up for each other, they're all friends 973 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000 And I'm there just trying to get answers 974 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000 I'm trying to defend and I was like I caught them out in the law 975 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Because the manager was there and she wasn't meant to be there 976 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000 And he's like sounds like you haven't had the best of the day then 977 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000 I'm like nah mate I'm going to crack open a beer in a minute 978 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Which I did while I did my homework 979 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Because I needed it, fucking just too much stress 980 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000 But yeah the insurance company, no dramas, so fucking at least it's sorted 981 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000 But yeah I had him fucking laughing 982 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000 So yeah just fucking 983 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,000 We'll get there though, we'll get there and that's the main book 984 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000 That is the main thing 985 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,000 So since all that rant is on with now anyway 986 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,000 We will have to move on 987 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Time wise 988 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,000 It was around 49 minutes now, when does the time fly 989 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000 I love it was taken up in the rant then mate 990 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000 But it weren't a rant, I get what you're saying 991 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000 It was events, it's an annoyance more than anything mate 992 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000 I know but I mean 993 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Compared to the early days of the part 994 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000 When it was like a weak-hitting fucking ranty-wernie 995 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Yeah and now it was prompt run to go back in the sun 996 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000 And so it had to get deleted 997 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Nah nah it's still on 998 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000 I mean to be fair because 999 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000 If you do go back, if you are new 1000 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000 It is from episode 4 because the first three 1001 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000 I didn't really move because it was just short 1002 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000 There was one, it was episode 4 or 3 where I was just like 1003 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000 Hey I listened to that back, you were pretty hard there 1004 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000 I don't know how she felt with what you said 1005 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Well yeah because I was fucking 1006 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Well I wasn't slagging off, I was fucking complaining 1007 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000 About the misses 1008 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,000 But to be fair it's never anything that I wouldn't say to her 1009 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000 Yeah and I feel like yeah, now you've said that 1010 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Just from the listener's point of view 1011 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000 I know I've said it enough times but anything that I say to anyone 1012 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,000 I wouldn't say to her 1013 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000 Because I told her from day one, I am who I am 1014 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000 I'm a cunt and she's got to fucking accept it 1015 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,000 And she fucking did, she married me 1016 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Now she's pregnant? Yeah let me pump it in 1017 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000 I tell you what, that's fucking, I'm on one now 1018 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,000 So because the pregnancy was out of the blue 1019 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Wasn't planned, we wasn't fucking trying or anything 1020 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000 I was editing one of the episodes of this 1021 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,000 When she fucking told me 1022 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000 But because there was no facial expressions or anything 1023 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,000 I'm pregnant, fucking all happy or whatever 1024 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000 I didn't know how to react 1025 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,000 So I'm sitting there, laptop on my lap, that's what it's there for 1026 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000 And then because I didn't do anything 1027 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,000 I was like alright 1028 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000 So are you wanting to keep it? Because I've told her for years 1029 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000 When you're ready, we'll have kids 1030 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Because I'm a couple of years older than her 1031 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000 So it's more on the woman side 1032 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Yeah she was already there, she was wanting for her to get where you are 1033 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah because it doesn't matter for a man 1034 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Women are the ones with the biological clock 1035 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000 And then we have spoken about it 1036 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000 It's a big discussion 1037 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Whether to or to not have kids these days 1038 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000 With all the shit that's going on 1039 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Prior to Trump being the world leader 1040 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000 She was expecting me to jump for joy 1041 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000 But because there was no expression from her 1042 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000 She's just waiting to stick her face 1043 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000 So she got upset, I finished editing 1044 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000 And she's sitting there upset 1045 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000 I didn't know, so I had a hug and all that 1046 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000 So it was going to stay secret until Christmas 1047 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,000 But then she wanted to tell her mum and all that 1048 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,000 And I was like right, tell your mum and sister 1049 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,000 But tell me my mum and sister 1050 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,000 So I did that 1051 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Then when she told a friend who was a maid of honour at the wedding 1052 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000 This is where I got annoyed then 1053 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000 So because of a friend, Laura, lovely girl and all 1054 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000 But she's already had the news from a couple of other friends 1055 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,000 That they're pregnant as well 1056 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000 So Valisha telling her, that was it 1057 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000 I'm having a fucking baby now as well 1058 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,000 She's on the phone, she's fucking FaceTiming her 1059 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,000 I've seen Laura turn around and go 1060 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Josh, we're having a fucking baby 1061 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000 So now I know that she's fucking 1062 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,000 Getting on to Josh and he's fucking having to have sex 1063 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,000 All the time to pump a fucking baby 1064 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,000 It was just once in a blue moon 1065 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,000 Legs up in the air, fucking slap my balls against her ass cheeks 1066 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000 And that and fucking it's done 1067 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000 So not planned 1068 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Not fucking having the fun of the sex 1069 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000 Every day and night 1070 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000 So I'm fucking, I'm jealous of the cunt 1071 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Look because 1072 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,000 We haven't had this conversation personally 1073 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 Alone on the podcast 1074 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000 You'd planned to have a baby before 1075 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000 In any way, didn't you? 1076 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Come on, I'm ovulating, fucking get your dick in my night 1077 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000 No, no, so 1078 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000 It's a good job she's not in the other room 1079 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,000 Sorry, Kay's nan as well if you are listening 1080 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,000 I'm not fucking doing it 1081 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000 No, no, it wasn't like that 1082 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000 We weren't really trying 1083 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,000 But it was just one of them like we just said like 1084 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000 If it happens in this time frame it happens if it don't 1085 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,000 It necessarily doesn't 1086 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,000 But yeah, but yeah 1087 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,000 No, and then obviously we was looking up to have Kobe and she's 1088 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000 A cheeky bug 1089 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000 So I ain't got to be jealous of you then as well 1090 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Yeah, it's just annoying 1091 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000 Fucking try for it 1092 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000 And get loads of sex and yours was just after 1093 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Fucking one night 1094 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Yeah 1095 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000 But to be fair because I did say to you after fucking 1096 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Kobe was fucking 1097 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,000 Conceived I was like mate I'm going to fucking start pumping away 1098 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000 And fucking try on that self night because 1099 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000 That would have been all a deal for me that would have been born 1100 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,000 At the same time 1101 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,000 It's going to be about 18 months 1102 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Difference between their age 1103 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000 So, you know, they still got time 1104 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,000 I mean, how are you feeling about future son-in-law 1105 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,000 I mean we'll wait 1106 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,000 18 years or whatever 1107 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,000 I've already told Kobe she's never having a boyfriend or girlfriend 1108 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Until I say 1109 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000 I mean, you're not going to be a boy then anyway 1110 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,000 So if you're all 1111 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000 Before I allow it 1112 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000 I asked if Kobe would be a Valentine's card 1113 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,000 Okay 1114 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000 So I don't know if it's controversial or whatever 1115 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000 I didn't know whether to 1116 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000 But yeah I've got a Valentine's card 1117 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,000 I mean did you sign it from yourself 1118 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000 It just depends on how you fully 1119 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000 See it though really 1120 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Whether it is romantic or not 1121 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Yeah as long as it's 1122 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Not in a sexual way 1123 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Then it's all right 1124 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Because some people would say you can't give your kids a bug 1125 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,000 And Valentine's card 1126 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Yeah I want you to be more Valentine 1127 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Spending time with me 1128 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Yeah so I didn't word it like that but I didn't 1129 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,000 I can't remember what I worded it was more like 1130 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Thanks for bringing laughter and joy and stuff like that 1131 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,000 So she can't read it but 1132 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000 No but you can read it to her 1133 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Maybe it keeps sake 1134 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Yeah that's true you just got on the topic obviously because you said 1135 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,000 You want your son 1136 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,000 No they listened to me two minutes ago 1137 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Yeah 1138 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,000 But you know literally 1139 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000 I said we're going to fucking move on to something else we did 1140 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Not onto what we were going on it's been eight minutes now 1141 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,000 We will save 1142 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000 All the correspondence for next week because 1143 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Touching on Abbas Mark James we always appreciate it mate 1144 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000 We wasn't missing episodes of the podcast because I didn't want to talk about 1145 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Shitty United or anything 1146 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Is that what he said? 1147 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000 Amongst other things yeah 1148 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,000 You'll get your airtime next week mate you know just keep the messages coming in 1149 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000 Obviously Liverpool finished top of the Champions League group 1150 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000 United unbeaten in the Europa League as well 1151 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,000 Only team to be so you know basically the same 1152 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Yeah great actually man 1153 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,000 Yeah as JD just said yeah 1154 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000 We'll get on all the correspondence next week we'll smash them all 1155 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Next week we are sorry that we haven't done any this week and we have 1156 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Missed two but as JD said life gets in the way 1157 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Sometimes it would be great 1158 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,000 If this was our full time job because then we can guarantee 1159 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,000 Yeah if we had 1160 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000 You know money coming in from it or if we had enough money that we could 1161 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000 Have a whole Friday off to be able to just dedicate 1162 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Yes we're doing this because we as I say 1163 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000 We haven't done the correspondence we could still rattle on 1164 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000 We've had the correspondence for another hour or so 1165 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000 And then correspondence would then do correspondence we could do like a three hour 1166 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000 But no one would want that 1167 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000 I fucking love it mate 1168 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000 We would have to divvy it up into fucking three separate episodes 1169 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000 But no we do always appreciate 1170 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Keep sending in the emails the whatsapps 1171 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Fucking everything 1172 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Links are always in the description 1173 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,000 The hey whats wrong with you any questions you got 1174 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000 I do want to start 1175 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,000 A new feature as well we did want to get on to it today but 1176 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,000 We've fucking waffled on 1177 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,000 I want to call the section new world orders 1178 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,000 And essentially following in 1179 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000 The great Donald Trump's footsteps 1180 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000 America I want you to imagine if 1181 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,000 You became the new president Trump 1182 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Or the new president of the world 1183 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000 And you could just fucking start signing up new laws 1184 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Legislation rules that people have to do 1185 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000 You know it could be as silly as fucking everyone 1186 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Has to wear pink t-shirts on a Monday 1187 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,000 Between 9 o'clock and 12 o'clock 1188 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,000 Or something serious 1189 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,000 You know that any snow day 1190 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Has to have a day off work as well as a school day as well 1191 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,000 Send them in 1192 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000 It kind of ties in with hey whats wrong with you 1193 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,000 Anyway put the other way around 1194 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Instead of just moaning about someone you can moan about 1195 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000 The whole world or where you are 1196 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000 And yeah just fucking say if you was in charge 1197 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,000 What would you make 1198 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Make everyone avoid to 1199 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Yeah and we'll get on to that next week 1200 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000 As long as 1201 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000 As well as every other correspondence 1202 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000 We've got emails we've got some confessions 1203 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000 Sending you confessions to us as well we've got a couple of those ready to read 1204 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000 No rants in 1205 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000 We'll try not to rant next week I mean we do it all the time 1206 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000 We say we'll start off with the correspondence and then we 1207 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,000 Have something else to rattle on about 1208 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:52,000 The fucking the love us chatting show 1209 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,000 It's the short period at all 1210 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,000 I'd like to believe that mate 1211 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000 What's wrong with you 1212 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Or anything else 1213 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,000 But in that sense then they're coming for themselves 1214 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,000 And selfish 1215 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,000 To be fair we all lock a bit of self-loathing sometimes 1216 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000 It's the most fucking that I ever get really anyway 1217 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000 I think I've got to look after myself still 1218 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000 The joys 1219 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,000 She's proper milking it man 1220 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Jesus Lord 1221 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,000 And for weeks 1222 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Are you sure 1223 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000 We've got a couple minutes 1224 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Do you want to put that out 1225 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Yeah fuck it man I've told her anyway 1226 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,000 She had the little pot belly straight out of her eye essentially 1227 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,000 When it comes to looking 14 weeks you can see 1228 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,000 And she kept saying 1229 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,000 You can't tell 1230 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Part of the reason why she ended up telling work 1231 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Was because in her eyes she'd finally parked 1232 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,000 But she was showing 1233 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000 I was telling her 1234 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,000 I was letting her live in her own little bubble 1235 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000 And I was standing there looking in the mirror 1236 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000 And I'm like you've got to relax 1237 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,000 But when you relax that's how you are most of the time 1238 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,000 So you can see when you're relaxed 1239 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000 Yeah but I'm standing like this 1240 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000 You can't really tell 1241 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,000 And then fucking every week then 1242 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Since she's popped at 16 weeks 1243 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,000 And he's so big now he's massive now 1244 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,000 And honestly I can see she's getting bigger 1245 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000 But she still thinks she's smaller than what she is 1246 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,000 And I'm like fucking hell 1247 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000 And then the other day 1248 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,000 I ain't got no jumpers that fit me now 1249 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Every time I do this so reaching her hands in the air 1250 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:58,000 It winds up over the fucking belly 1251 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,000 It's still covering her 1252 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000 Stop reaching up because you don't need to 1253 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000 So I ended up having to go 1254 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000 And get a long jumper so she could put that on 1255 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000 Fucking they're just stupid stuff 1256 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,000 I can't be honest cooking 1257 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,000 Yeah I'll cook again then shout out 1258 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,000 If you're in the kitchen have a tea please 1259 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000 Decaf tea obviously 1260 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000 She's always had weird tastes 1261 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Pickled onions out of a jar 1262 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,000 And then put it on a burger 1263 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,000 Yeah she's always had weird tastes 1264 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,000 He loves fucking chocolate 1265 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,000 So not actually fucking it 1266 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000 He loves it when she's eating chocolate 1267 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000 That'll come back to haunt me in 15 years 1268 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Son, what is this hole in the Nutella? 1269 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,000 Don't worry about it dad 1270 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000 You know what 1271 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000 It's always been one of the worst things about having a lad 1272 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000 Knowing that every time we leave the house 1273 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,000 Some is getting fucked 1274 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,000 Like something yeah 1275 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000 What happened to the marigolds under the sink? 1276 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,000 What happened to all my fucking 1277 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000 Moisturising cream? 1278 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000 You know I've got dry knees just come to fuck you know 1279 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000 What's up? 1280 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000 Come to about 13 you're gonna have a fucking 1281 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000 Well we both work different 1282 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,000 It'll be exhausting mate 1283 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,000 Yeah that's the way we have to look at it really 1284 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000 I mean I am on the ball sweet 1285 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000 I mean now I'll save that for next week if he brings up 1286 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,000 But yeah 1287 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,000 I'll say she's milking it anyway 1288 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,000 And hence why we aren't gonna go on for another fucking 1289 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Half an hour because I do need to get home to her 1290 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Walk the dog and then 1291 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,000 Yeah I won't have a takeaway tonight I'm not fucking 1292 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000 I'm gonna cook tomorrow I'm not gonna cook tonight 1293 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,000 Take away tonight what have you done with that? 1294 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,000 I'll send you a picture 1295 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000 So yeah send all your messages in still we are gonna get onto them next week 1296 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Again it might be a little bit of a long episode next week 1297 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000 If we have enough time 1298 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:22,000 But yeah I know you enjoyed it 1299 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,000 There's no point saying hope you enjoyed it you fucking loved it didn't you James? 1300 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 We'll see yous next week 1301 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Enjoy it Peace Bye 1302 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Oh so sly their chemistry's electric 1303 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,000 You can't deny 1304 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,000 You can't deny 1305 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:20,000 You can't deny