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What's happening everyone, welcome to this week's episode of the real talking podcast

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with your host Ash and JD

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And it's been a cold week this week

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It has indeed

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It's quite a contrast in weather

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So we've had, well you know, freezing cold, little bit of snow, not much

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A flutter

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Yeah, I've never had so many weather warnings come through on my phone as well

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It's just constant from the Met Office weather app that I've got

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Snow, ice warnings, amber, snow, and this and that

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We haven't had as much as what they've been fretting about

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At one point it was seven inches for where

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Are we still on about the snow, yeah?

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Well in England, as far as I'm aware, there hasn't been that depth of snow

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No, up north has had their usual amount

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Yeah, they always do, Scotland and Newcastle and that lot

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But always, you go over to LA, there's all those mass, pretty fire going on

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There's a lot of, I say a lot, there's a handful of celebrities that have lost their homes

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But it's went all the way in Malibu where their expensive homes are, hasn't it?

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Yeah, I mean, you know, they can't really stop, they can now, an act of God

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I did see something where, obviously, the mayor was out to the city at the time in Ghana

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And something to do with, you know, Americans use fire horidrons

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Some of them didn't work

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Yeah, so you know that's where they get the water from, obviously

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Yeah, because the firemen pump up their hoses

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Obviously it's different, with the hoses out of it

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Yeah, obviously it's different, yeah

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They go from soft to hard with the pressure of water

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Yeah, so I've seen some of the, like, apparently there's been a backlash from that because

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I don't know, some of them wouldn't work because they're all connected to

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I don't think they're regulated, I don't know if they kept them today or what

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I don't know how this, the thing, how it works

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But I've seen that, I was getting to see that something to do with the fire horidrons

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It must be like, I don't know, separate

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Maybe there's not enough pressure, I don't know, I don't know

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Yeah, that's what I was going to say, it must be like a separate reservoir or water tank or something that's not topped up enough to get the water out to be, maybe

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Because firemen are rare

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Obviously we don't have fire horidrons, do we?

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No, it's just literally in the big tank on the back

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Yeah, and I think there is some places that can connect that there is little things on the floor, I don't know if you've seen them

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Yeah, there's some places where they can still connect

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Yeah, but nothing sticks out in the wild like that

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No, but again, I don't know if it's like it in other countries, but they won't just try and put a fire out with water

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Because there's different types of fires, which I know for some people, well, fires, fire

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And then there's ones like a chemical fire, you have to use a powder

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Yeah, some farmers, right, isn't it?

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Yeah, so yeah, if they don't need to use the water or the water's not going to be effective for it, then they won't use it

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So, yeah, I don't know if it is the same with America, but again, you know, it's just it's a wildfire

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There's not much that can be done. It's just a matter of just trying to contain it

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I don't think it'd be hot enough. I mean, I know allies are supposed to be hot all year round

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I don't know if it was last year they had it as well, but they've definitely had it a couple of times

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It's just I think they've not had it to this extent

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A few celebrity homes already gone, Anthony Hopkins being one that I did see

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Didn't make a list of all the names and there wasn't a great deal of big actors

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My horse, what's his name? I don't know who you're talking about

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So, yeah, it's always just mad anyhow, you can have the extreme weather differences

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I mean, again, it's the Australian summer as well, isn't it?

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They have Christmas today with the turkey on the barbecue

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I don't know if I'd like that though, man

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What, a barbecue Christmas turkey dinner?

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Christmas is a week or two early over here

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Not freezing cold, but it was already cold

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But now the last few years, it's still cold at the back end of March

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And that will cold for most people anyway

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But yeah, it's science, isn't it?

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Science, yeah

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We don't claim to be a scientist podcast

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A scientist podcast

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Science with Jada

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Yeah, with Ash and Jada, all the knowledge

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Facts

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But yeah, we're not a science podcast

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And just like we're not a football podcast either

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And log the weather, it's been chilly in Liverpool this week as well

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I've got to get it out of the way

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So anyone that does follow the sport a little bit

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It was the big game of Liverpool and Manchester United last week

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And we all know that James is a Liverpool fan

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And he loves it

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He does love it

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He didn't love it this week though

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What did James say?

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Well, I was expecting him to be straight on it

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Giving a bit of shit on Sunday

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Took him a few days

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But yeah, he didn't say anything

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And then with their poor performance against Tottenham again

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On Wednesday nights, there was still nothing

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I had to just get onto it and just make sure he was still alive

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You had to reach out to him?

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Yeah, I had to make sure he was alright

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I don't think you like that, mate

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Well, you know, we'll get onto it

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So I asked him, well, my message to him was a bit quiet there after two poor results

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Like, is this on email?

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Yeah, on email

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So yeah, a bit quiet after two poor results

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Everything OK, hon?

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I don't think you should be abusing our listeners like that

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Give all the shit that this prick gives to me as well

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Fuck you

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So yeah, I asked him if everything was OK

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And he went, fuck off, lads

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We got robbed in both games

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So I think I might have rattled his feathers a little bit

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But it's nice to see that he's still got a bit of confidence

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To be fair, in the league, they can afford a couple of poor results now, can't they?

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They've still got the game in hand, six points clear at the top of the league

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I think Arsenal are the ones that need to worry a bit more

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Another poor weekend

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He was behind with the ball burning, aren't they, sir?

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Even the penalty, though, it was a strange moment, really

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I would have thought it was still a penalty

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Because he wasn't looking at the ball and he's just hitting the side of the head

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So it was an arguable one, but I still felt it was

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But yeah, Arsenal just seemed to be struggling at the moment

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It's been a very...

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I don't know what I'm trying to...

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But everyone else seems to be forward enough

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Everyone can beat, obviously

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It literally has been like that every week, though, hasn't it?

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I mean, again, Forrest, third, still sitting high up

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Obviously in third

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I mean, if anything, they're seeming more likely to push for a total chase

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Than Arsenal at the moment, just with the way the form has been over the entirety of the season

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And Chelsea are falling off

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I did have them at the beginning of the season

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But I've jinxed them now, we started speaking about them

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I mean, they're still having a bit of season, they're united anyway

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So what made you reach out to James?

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Just because normally...

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You didn't get what you wanted from him?

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I think... I imagine that 2-1 on Sunday, he had an email ready, composed, to send to me

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Giving me a bit of shit

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And then obviously there was the equaliser

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That was a bad miss, wasn't it?

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I know the pass was the best, but you're at 180 grand a week

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I'd fucking volley that up, mate

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I think he could have took a touch as well

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Because I watched the first half solid

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So I can hear it all kicking off on the TV

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So I'm pissed off now, thinking that's it, the blood gates are open

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Liverpool are going to start banging an extra couple more goals

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So in my head, doing the superstitious thing

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I'm staying in the kitchen, so I'm just listening to it

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Especially when it was like, McGuire!

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I ran in and I was like, it's gone over, fucks sake

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So I didn't properly watch it live the second half anyway

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Apart from Liverpool's goals

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But yeah, I was just expecting that James would have had an email ready to just give me some shit

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I don't think he was expecting an email from me though, mate

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Well, I did do before though, after the FA Cup game

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When we beat them again as well

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It's nice that you used to have that relationship

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That love-hate relationship

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He's still not sending me any nudes or anything yet

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So we're keeping it professional

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We don't want to cross a line

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One day, mate, maybe

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But yeah, James, hoping you feel better

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To be fair, there must be play in the weekend, I don't know

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I know it's all FA Cup games, I don't even know who they are playing though, to be fair

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It's weird, because I saw that...

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Because it's Arsenal United this Sunday

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They expected the game to be on Saturday, but it's not Sunday

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Let's just get down to it here

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Early kick-off tomorrow at Birmingham Lincoln

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Big game

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It's not showing it on score sports, but it's got to be on the TV though, hasn't it?

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Liverpool have got an easy one in the FA Cup

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Ah, Clinton Stanley, who are they?

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Yeah, so quarter-final kick-off

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Again, it's not showing it on FA Cups on normal TV, isn't it?

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They have someone BBC and then someone TNT that I'm able to call now

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Yeah, and then is the sum on old TV as well?

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I mean, you'd think with how early on it is

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Channel 4 would put some of the games on as well

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You know, I mean, Exeter against Oxford, what a banger on Channel 5

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That would be a great watch, wouldn't it?

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I mean, no

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No

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Leeds against Harrogate

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Fucking... Man City South

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I think Tottenham's got Tamworth at night as well

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I'm sure that's one of them

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Right, Tamworth did do well

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure

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That might be on... because I don't think it's on Sunday

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Yeah, it is on Sunday actually

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Half-time kick-off

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Yeah, I'm sure that one's on TV at the lamp

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At the lamp, yeah

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It's a small ground, as well

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But small team though as well, isn't it?

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Yeah

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Apologies to any Tamworth fans out there

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Why have you said that?

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But yeah, so we're not a good podcast

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Nah, nah

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No, so yeah, I'm from one controversy to another

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Well, Mr Trump

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The hero

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He's back in, he's in power

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The 20th, isn't it? It gets actual sworn in, isn't it?

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Yeah, properly back in

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He's back, he's ceased

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Fuck yeah

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But he's ready to go already, isn't it?

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He's giving his speeches, he's fucking... he's wicking his...

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Wicking, he's whacking his big dick out

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And just showing it to everyone

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Saying, this is what I'm gonna do

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I'm gonna hit you with this

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Hit me with your best shot

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Fire away

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I thought you was gonna do the TikTok version of it

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What's that?

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Hit me with your back car

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That would have been better actually, hadn't it?

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And then the end of it

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Yeah, we'll skip that, we'll do that

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Hit me with a cum shot

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Fire away

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Yeah

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That would have been better

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Yeah, that's what I thought you was gonna do

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You missed the trick there, Kip

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I definitely did

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Yeah, but if I knew the lyrics and you knew the lyrics

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I'd say, let's go back, do a bit of magic editing

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Just too real to do that

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Yeah, you know, we're...

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Because we ain't got enough time

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I'm going for a fucking beer

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You're going for a takeaway

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Because you're on a diet and you want to cheat already

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Yeah, it's not as committed though as last time

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We just did that

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But you gotta have a little cheat day every now and again

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Because otherwise, what's the fucking point?

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I feel bad though

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I already felt like six months last year

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After six months

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I'm gonna have to die for six months for this holiday

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Terrible

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But yeah, Donald

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Don't care

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But yeah, he come out with a lot of fucking hard-hitting statements

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I have got a few rough body points

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So he touched on to NATO and Ukraine

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He said it enough times anyway, hasn't he?

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But he's gonna get on it

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He's gonna bring up his old mate Putin

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And just say, mate, come on

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Stop being a silly billy

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Let's just shake hands and let it all go

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I think that's word for word, they're gonna say

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Yeah, yeah, pretty much

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But yeah, he's just saying

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Touching on NATO

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But again, he's just gonna run NATO as well really

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And he's just gonna tell them to stop being fucking divs

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And just sort it out

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The tensions in the Middle East

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Saying how it will break out if the

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Hamas

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Yeah, the Hamas isn't all sorted out as well

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It will not be good for Hamas

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And it will not be good, frankly, for anyone

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That's a direct quote

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Yeah, he just doesn't care

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Acquiring Canada

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Again, he's spoken about that

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I think he wants to acquire Greenland as well, doesn't he?

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Yeah, Greenland was a little bit different

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Was that Denmark that it was?

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But yeah, definitely saying 51st state for Canada

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And the US's border will have an artificially drawn line

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Which, I mean, aren't they all artificial anyway?

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You don't see a direct line

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As you cross a state, you don't see an actual line

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It's not like the land's gone

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This is where we're gonna separate left and right

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Have we seen that town right at the north, America

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Where you can't cross the road

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You have to go to like

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I forgot what it's called

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On the street, anyone that's on

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As you would walk down the left or right

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Whatever way you walked down

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That's Canada

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And the other side is America

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So to even go on the other side

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You have to go to the post office

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Get these clearance things

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So you can walk on that sort of town

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No, I'm not saying that

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I'll have to get the name of it

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Who was? I thought you were gonna say about that

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Where there's like four or five borders that touch each other

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So it looks like a compass essentially

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You can be standing in like four states

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I'm saying that, yeah

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But I can't see the Canada thing happening

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I think it's a bit of a stretch

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But you know, still

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Even just talking about it floating the option out there

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It's gonna potentially make their relationship a bit closer and stronger again, isn't it?

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Not that I think

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The Canadian Prime Minister resigned in there

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I don't know, to be honest

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Yeah, he did

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Hopefully as will probably soon

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That ain't gonna happen

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Oh fuck, he's so shit

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It's just ridiculous

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I know that it should have been bought up

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It might be next week actually

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But with that

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The fucking, the votes

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Of the grooming guy

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No, the vote for another general election

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Oh yeah, the one in May

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The petition

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Yeah, so because that was

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I mean, still under three million

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But as it hit over a million, it had to be discussed in Parliament

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And so it was gonna be in January, so this month

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I don't know if it was meant to have been this week or next week

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But that ain't gonna happen anyway

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It's quite a nuisance

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But I will be keeping an eye out for

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As and when it does get bought up

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And what bullshit they try and come out with

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Because it is just nonsense

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And yeah, the grooming stuff

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There's a Channel 4 documentary out as well now

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You know, just trying to say to all lords

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With the grooming going on and this and that

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It's not for fuck's sake, man

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You know, we're not trying to push a racial agenda or anything

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It's just if these things happened

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Like news needs to be out there

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The public needs to be aware of what's going on

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They can't be scared of being called racist, can they?

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Yeah, because it doesn't be

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You know, just because it's a certain race

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That's done these things at the moment

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Doesn't mean that other races aren't doing it

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You know, there's Fitzgerald, was he?

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With his daughter in the fucking basement of the Earth

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He wasn't Muslim

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I mean, he might have been, I don't know

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Facts, whoever he was or not

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But I think it was just weird, I tapped on her head

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But no, the thing I'm really starting to hate, mate

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Is you're either left or right

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You can't just be common sense

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If you want an inquiry, you're far right

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Bandwagon are far right

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No, you just want what's best for you as an individual

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It doesn't mean you're left or right

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You can be both on some aspects

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But you can't just be

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Yeah, but that's the thing that's really pissing me off

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Anyway, let's move on from this gorman talk

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So are we going to say it?

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Well, I was only just going to say

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That's what I feel like with the reform party

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When you're seeing their parties and that

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They do seem like they're in the middle

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In the majority where it's like

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Just common sense

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Yeah, they want to look after

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The country is going to be first basically with their policies

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People first and just making it feel like Britain again

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And as I say, when you're seeing

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I can't think of his name, no

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But when you're seeing Asian, Muslims, Black people in the reform party

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Still saying that it's about the UK

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It's not about fucking doing all this foreign aid

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And that they're, you know

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It's showing because a lot of them do still try and say

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Reform is a racist party and that

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It's all fucking white supremacists and whatever

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But it's not, you know

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You've got all the multiracism and cultures and that inside the party

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Preaching the British flag, the British choir

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And fucking putting Britain first

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So hopefully, I mean four years isn't quick enough

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When the actual referendum

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I'm sure they will somehow

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We somehow, yeah

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It's going to happen

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Because they're just so corrupt

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Yeah

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Right

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Well, yeah

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Yeah, honestly

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Back to positive Trump again anyway

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Yeah

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Hero

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Yeah, he's just

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When he won the election the other month

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We did say how he's going to save the world back at that point anyway

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And I feel like he's just

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He's there to back it up

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He's already put his mark down

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Yeah, he's going to do it

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Which is great to be fair, you know

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We need it

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And with the statements he's coming out with

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It is putting, you know, the fear of Trump into all these countries

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Because even if he doesn't follow through with it

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Because he said he don't know if he's going to follow through with it

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He does say a lot sometimes

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And just saying it out loud is enough sometimes

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Which I really don't

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Well, that's it, yeah

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Because was it with Greenland

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Or was it Denmark where he was on about

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Who wants to take over that

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So I think Greenland's own boy Denmark or something like that

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If I'm not mistaken

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So yeah, I've got it here

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It's like part of their commonwealth

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So taking Greenland and Panama Canal

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The president refused to rule out the use of US military

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Mojt to achieve his ambitions regarding Greenland and Panama

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So that's the juicy stuff

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Panama Canal is vital to our country

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We need Greenland for national security purposes

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Again, it was about Denmark

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So we've been saying about Denmark threatening the sovereign borders

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Because around Denmark he was saying about

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There's Chinese ships, submarines, Russian ships and all that

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And it's within striking range of US basically

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So he's saying he wants to take them over

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Denmark, it's debatable whether they actually own the country

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So he wants to take them over as well

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And take over the sea around it essentially

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And just say we're pushing the Chinese back

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And the way he just slagged off the Chinese world

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Saying that the poor products that they're supplying

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And the way they've abused the people of certain countries and that

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He was like we want to take that away from them

513
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
And just make it great again

514
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
He just don't give a fuck

515
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000
It's great to see

516
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:27,000
And it's a shame from what we know anyway

517
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Of what the media actually pull out there

518
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000
It's a shame that it's only America that has that kind of election

519
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,000
I know we spoke about it a couple of weeks ago

520
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
But it is more of a popularity thing

521
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
But it does get shit done

522
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:48,000
It's not just all the wars and everything that's going on

523
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,000
It's back to getting the jobs sorted out for people

524
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Lowering taxes and everything he's going to do again

525
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
I think obviously we spoke about it before

526
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000
You've got to look after your own first

527
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
First and foremost

528
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
It's nasty science

529
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
You can't help where you're born

530
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000
You've just got to help your own

531
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Yeah

532
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
No

533
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
And yeah he's going to do it

534
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000
So it's going to be interesting

535
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
The fact that he does

536
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
He gets shit done

537
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
And it doesn't happen over here

538
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Even now the fuel is still going up again

539
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Just slowly creeping up

540
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
It just cracks me up

541
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Everything

542
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,000
There's another net zero scheme going on

543
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,000
So essentially it means the packaging of food products

544
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,000
There's another tax that the government is sending on to the companies

545
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
The packaging of the food

546
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
So that's going to get passed on to us

547
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000
So it means our weekly shop is going to go up

548
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Have you seen how shit the McDonald's cups are?

549
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Lids

550
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
The clear plastic

551
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
They're like

552
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
They're not clear

553
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
They're like

554
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
The white

555
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Is that the one you're on about?

556
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
No the last ones on the saltwoods

557
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
So you know the coffee cup

558
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
You know the coffee cup normally is a black lid

559
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Like plastic

560
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
It's like might have a

561
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000
I don't even know what it's fucking made of mate

562
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000
So I'm guessing it's meant to be like a paper then

563
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Yeah it's

564
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Like

565
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
Like cardboard mate

566
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Look you know the stuff by the material when you have four drinks

567
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
And you know

568
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Yeah the cup holder

569
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Yeah it's made out of that

570
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
But it's just going to fall apart

571
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Yeah it does as soon as you add a drink

572
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
But you can see it all the way every time you mouth spin

573
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
It's fucking disgusting

574
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
I don't know why McDonald's fuck around with their

575
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
The straws and the cups and that so much

576
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
You know one turtle fucking

577
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
You know in house straw too much

578
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
On a heavy note on the fucking marching powder

579
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
And that's it they have to get rid of all the plastic straws

580
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
It's just stupid

581
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
I like it

582
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Yeah

583
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
It is annoying

584
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
I mean we was on a boat not long ago

585
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,000
I had a McDonald's breakfast for a warm

586
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I might treat myself tomorrow

587
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
That's tomorrow's problems

588
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
I have got a lot of running around to do in the morning

589
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Hopefully it's not as cold tomorrow

590
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I mean I started to touch on it before we pressed record

591
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000
But luckily we've had cold

592
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
I mean it was minus seven this morning

593
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Looking you know four o'clock out walking the dog

594
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Unfortunately the old dear, Mother Dee

595
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
She got me a nice big coat for Christmas

596
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
With the fake sheep all on the inside

597
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
The big hoods

598
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
So I'm literally happy to

599
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
It's like a lumberjack style like that palette

600
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
That's the way I'm envisioning it

601
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000
No it's just a plain black one

602
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Right

603
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
But yeah I have seen them lumberjack style ones as well

604
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
But yeah it's great

605
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,000
It's great

606
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Fucking big hoods

607
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
And I'm having to shift my whole body

608
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Because I can't just turn my head to see if there's an oncoming vehicle before crossing the road

609
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Because you've got to be safe

610
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000
You've got to stop

611
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Look left, look right

612
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
You know green cross code and all that

613
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000
King of the road mate

614
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Remember that

615
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
What was it a hedgehog?

616
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Hedgehogs are the most dead thing on the road

617
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
I think that's more yeah

618
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
No King of the road then

619
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Fucking hedgehogs

620
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
King of the road

621
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
Fucking bangers

622
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Not bad birds like that these days

623
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
No no, suck that birds no

624
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Fucking snowflakes

625
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000
So yeah

626
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Prop out

627
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
We've had big the hoodies

628
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Even though it's fucking freezing

629
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
It makes me think

630
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
When you see on the TV the Eskimos

631
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
And they've got the big hoods on

632
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
And they don't have a face mask or anything

633
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
You know balaclava or whatever

634
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
They've just got the hood off

635
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
And they seem fine

636
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
And so this hood makes me feel like an Eskimo

637
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Because I'm there

638
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
And it's not tied to my head

639
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
It's not fucking enclosed in it

640
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
It's all open

641
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
You know even with my big headphones

642
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
I have them on underneath

643
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000
And the hoods up

644
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
And it's just massive

645
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Yeah

646
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
So yeah it makes me realise

647
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
How the Eskimos are so good at just

648
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Yeah just being warm

649
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
With a big hood off

650
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000
I mean it's not as thick

651
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
And it's not as cold as

652
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
And you don't live in the igloo

653
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I'm sure

654
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
You can't call them Eskimos no more

655
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Is it Inuit?

656
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
I'm sure Eskimo

657
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Might have been very racist for a couple of minutes there

658
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Yeah you

659
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000
You know what

660
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I'm sure you're not allowed to call them

661
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
It takes a few boxes on these podcasts mate

662
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Yeah well

663
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
You know that's just

664
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
I suppose a bit of ignorance there

665
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Why can't you call them that word though?

666
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
I'm sure they'll find it offensive

667
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
As most racist

668
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Racial racist words

669
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
I don't know why

670
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
But yeah I'm sure it is

671
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
That they just find it offensive

672
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
But I'm sure

673
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
Again Inuit probably isn't

674
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
The right word

675
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Maybe if that is the right

676
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I don't know

677
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Sorry to any

678
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Of those people

679
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
That are listening to the podcast

680
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Yeah

681
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I mean what's going to happen if it is offensive

682
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
I'm sure it is by the way but yeah

683
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
What's going to happen to the phrase

684
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
It could sell snow to an Eskimo

685
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000
All these things

686
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
I don't even seem to

687
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
No, Baba Black Sheep

688
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
That's been gone for years

689
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
That's what it was

690
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Well it's woolly sheep now isn't it

691
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Baba woolly sheep

692
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Have you any wool?

693
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I mean if you're calling it a woolly sheep

694
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Sure they've got wool

695
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
Three bags full

696
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Are we still on about the wool there?

697
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Get on the baggies kid

698
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
You know

699
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Not for me, no thanks

700
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
But yeah

701
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
All the nice world's got fucking mess we've done

702
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
It's just pointless

703
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Ridiculous

704
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Too PC, there's no need for it

705
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
The only PC you need is a fucking desktop

706
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Fucking bollocks

707
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
Top fans that are on this fucking podcast there

708
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
We will get

709
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
On to a couple of the correspondence

710
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
We've already

711
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Already said James

712
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
James always gets a shout out

713
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
He's listened to that in his blog

714
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Or Carl Fletcher's

715
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Before we do actually

716
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I'll give a note

717
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
To remind myself of a little story

718
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
So last Sunday

719
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Out walking a dog, standard

720
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Everyday booky thing

721
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
I experienced a glitch in the

722
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Matrix

723
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
So

724
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
As I'm walking up the road

725
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
There's a woman

726
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
With her little dog

727
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
She's walking the dog, she's not holding it

728
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
But she's walking

729
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
20 yards in front of me

730
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000
So she's not that far

731
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
And in typical fashion

732
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I'm stuck because the dog's

733
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Fucking like, oh what's this smell

734
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
What's this

735
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
So I've stopped

736
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
I'm looking at him just in case he decides to have another

737
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Sheet

738
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
The woman

739
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Is still walking in front of me

740
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
And then carried on walking, stopped again

741
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Looked at the dog

742
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
As I've looked back up, within 5 seconds

743
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
She's gone

744
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Now there's a big conifer tree

745
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
At this point where I am as well

746
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Which is basically on someone's front garden

747
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000
So as I'm looking forward

748
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Because I'm confused, I'm like where's she gone

749
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Where's this woman

750
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Well this is why I'm confused

751
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Because if she would have turned

752
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Left onto the drive

753
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Like the front garden where these big conifer trees

754
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I would have seen her

755
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
The other side of the tree, walk into the door

756
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Because literally I'd looked away

757
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
For a couple of seconds

758
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
And again, as I've looked

759
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
She hadn't crossed the road to go into one of the other houses

760
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Because I would have seen her on that side of the road

761
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
And

762
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Again

763
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
Probably another 10, 15 meters further on

764
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
There's a left turn

765
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
And there's no

766
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Houses directly

767
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
As you turn left

768
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000
So when I've got to that corner

769
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Within 30 seconds

770
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
I would have seen if she'd turned that left as well

771
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Completely disappeared

772
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
I don't know what happened, I was looking on the floor in case

773
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000
There was a hole, she's fell down the hole or something

774
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Just completely

775
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Blank, gone

776
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Don't know what's happened, aliens abducted her or something

777
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Just don't know what's happened

778
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
No sign of the dog either

779
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
It wasn't just the woman that says the name

780
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
There was no car

781
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
No cars

782
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Well someone might have a choice

783
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Red pill, blue pill

784
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Again, I watched Matrix

785
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Once

786
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
So I don't know

787
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Which one is the Matrix pill

788
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
So what makes him go back to normal

789
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I don't know which one was which

790
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
But

791
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I'll take the pill that makes me a millionaire

792
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
I don't know which one that is

793
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Black pill

794
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,480
Maybe, I don't know.

795
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,360
Yeah, it's just absolutely bamboozled me.

796
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,000
It was just a quick turn around,

797
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,920
yeah, he's definitely not gonna shoot,

798
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,800
and then I've looked forward again, gone.

799
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,880
The only logical thing in my head

800
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,080
was with this big kind of tree,

801
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,200
was that she'd walked around it,

802
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,000
and then she was the opposite side of me

803
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,560
as I carried on walking.

804
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,000
Because I kept turning around

805
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,560
in case she had done that as well.

806
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,800
So, that's the only logical thing to him,

807
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,960
is that she was holding the other side of the tree

808
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,000
because she was scared of me in the dark.

809
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,400
That was broad dialogue, so it's not like

810
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,720
it was creepy, the man in the dark following her.

811
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,160
And I didn't have my hood up,

812
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,120
she could see my face.

813
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,800
You don't do that no more, do you?

814
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,640
I know.

815
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,760
No, I was gonna say that on the weekend,

816
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,760
but it was a Sunday.

817
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,960
So, that's the only logical thing to make,

818
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,760
because let's say there was two houses

819
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,200
that she potentially could have gone in,

820
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,120
but I would have seen,

821
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,880
because of where I was with the cover,

822
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,320
spun into the tree, I would have seen her go in,

823
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,840
and then by the time I got to the corner,

824
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,600
I would have seen her walking down there,

825
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,040
because there's no gardens to go into

826
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,640
or anything called houses.

827
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,280
It's just a road that leads down to Colesack,

828
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,440
so I would have seen, she didn't start running,

829
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,520
but I would have heard her starting to run.

830
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,560
Yeah, just completely disappeared.

831
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,680
I didn't see no bright lights

832
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,080
before the island reduction or anything,

833
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,240
so I don't know, portal, maybe.

834
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,080
Just matrix.

835
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:30,920
Strange one.

836
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,760
Gone.

837
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,280
So, now we should get on to the correspondence.

838
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,360
So, we had a question from Lauren.

839
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,280
Your dog kills it, mate.

840
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,240
Sorry, in case anyone could hear the little patter

841
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,960
of some paws in the background,

842
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,520
just any time I do get round here,

843
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,520
the dog's always assuming that it's dinnertime.

844
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,360
And he goes-

845
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,200
He's always on his toes, isn't he?

846
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,760
He's like, you hear him?

847
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,600
Like, does it on purpose?

848
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,400
Just tip it to him with the nails.

849
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,800
And then he goes to the cupboards

850
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,440
where he knows his food and treats are,

851
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,280
but he's clucked the half a sausage roll on the top.

852
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,600
He can smell that bad bun.

853
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,760
Yeah, mate, he's been all in that little,

854
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,640
over-dye, mate, but none of that Kyle is not there.

855
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,800
He knows I'm soft touch.

856
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,280
And that's why he's giving you that funky little eyes.

857
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,720
He can have a bit of an immunity.

858
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,800
Yeah, he's waiting for it.

859
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,080
Just stop staring at me, son.

860
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,160
Spoiled boy.

861
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,040
Spoiled boy.

862
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,000
So, the question goes,

863
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,040
what would you meant to often mistake

864
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,040
kindness and friendliness for flirting?

865
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,360
Getting tired of saying I have a boyfriend

866
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,840
when getting hit on.

867
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,680
Do you want to answer that to start off with, mate?

868
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,040
I think a lot of the time,

869
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,400
it's just because most men, I say most men,

870
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,400
well, yeah, most men don't get an obvious sign from women

871
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,520
that, you know, yeah, I want to have a bit of that.

872
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:58,520
So, yeah, a bit of friendliness and smiles to one male

873
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,520
can be mistook for a bit of flirting.

874
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,840
I mean, we've all done it in the past.

875
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,720
And the opportunists are no men.

876
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,640
Yeah, you know, I'd love to try that.

877
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,040
Yeah.

878
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,440
And then we've all been there, you know,

879
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,840
just a little smile from a woman walking past or whatever.

880
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,120
And you just say to your friend, she wants it.

881
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,960
Yeah.

882
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,680
So, yeah, you know, it just, it happens.

883
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,320
I'd say, to be fair, just-

884
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,960
Stop being a bit more nasty as well.

885
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,360
No, I'd say just enjoy the compliments.

886
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,560
Yeah, but then it's like,

887
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,360
does a boyfriend get upset with it?

888
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,400
I mean, if he's not around, does he get upset with you?

889
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,320
Yeah, if she's telling him,

890
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,720
oh, I got hit on again today,

891
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,000
that's a bit of a novice mood, to be fair,

892
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,040
because you can't be fucking,

893
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,640
you can't be getting back to your fellow outside.

894
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,520
Three more men tried asking for my number again today

895
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,160
because I'd be fucking fuming all over.

896
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,000
Don't tell me.

897
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,640
So, yeah, don't be a cunt about it.

898
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:05,640
But, yeah, just, I don't know, smile a little less.

899
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,680
Just put a ring on, maybe.

900
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,160
Or, you know, just have like a promise ring.

901
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,680
It doesn't have to be an engagement ring or anything.

902
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,880
Because I know all you definitely used to do that,

903
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,160
look out for a ring.

904
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,040
And then if I saw one, not put it on him.

905
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:21,880
You know?

906
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,840
What if they put it on you, though, mate?

907
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,160
Well, it's up to their game, then.

908
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,000
Yeah, that's it.

909
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,880
Yeah, because I wasn't the one cheating.

910
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:28,720
I mean, I was.

911
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah, because I wasn't the one cheating.

912
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,120
Well, yeah.

913
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:32,960
You are right, now.

914
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,800
Yes, so.

915
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,640
Don't cheat, Eva.

916
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,480
Don't be a cunt.

917
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,320
So, yeah, I'd say, yeah, just, you know.

918
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,000
Embrace it.

919
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:42,840
Yeah.

920
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,680
But.

921
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:48,000
And, I mean, how often is it really happening?

922
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,440
Well.

923
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,640
To get annoyed with you.

924
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,600
I mean, I feel like now.

925
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,080
Once a week.

926
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:54,920
I reckon more.

927
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,760
Every time she probably goes out at night,

928
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,920
if she's out every weekend or whatever.

929
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,320
Yeah, if she's out fucking slagging off at the club.

930
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,160
Then.

931
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,640
Why, because you're going to have to use slack.

932
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,000
No.

933
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,600
Nah, yeah, if you're in a club at night,

934
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,840
it's going to happen more often because, well,

935
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,240
the lads getting drunk.

936
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,920
They're having the beer, the brave juice.

937
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,440
And you only go clubbing for one reason.

938
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,840
Oh, I said this.

939
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,680
No one goes clubbing to stand in the cold.

940
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,520
No.

941
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,480
To dance the fucking, whatever genre.

942
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,080
The same sounds you've been listening to on the radio.

943
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,440
And buy a pound of drink.

944
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,280
Yeah.

945
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,120
I want that.

946
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:28,960
I want that.

947
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,120
You go in there to get dig down or get dick in.

948
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,080
Or future dick.

949
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:33,920
Yeah.

950
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:34,760
You know what I mean?

951
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,160
Mm-hmm.

952
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,680
Yeah, because it's not fun.

953
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,080
Just then.

954
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Don't miss them days.

955
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:40,920
No.

956
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,360
So, I don't know.

957
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,840
Stop hanging around with men.

958
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,040
Stop fucking smiling at them.

959
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,040
Stop being friendly to them.

960
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,040
But don't be a cunt.

961
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,080
Roddy has asked,

962
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,680
have you got any funny stories involving your siblings?

963
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,120
That we both involved in?

964
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,920
I've got a funny story.

965
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,240
Not that I can say on this podcast.

966
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,160
You can't dictate something like that.

967
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,000
Jesus.

968
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,440
You're a rod.

969
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,280
No, no.

970
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,120
Definitely less than me.

971
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,320
Oh, I tell you what.

972
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,160
I tell you what.

973
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,000
I've got one.

974
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,520
You've got to give a story now.

975
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,360
Right.

976
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,120
I'm trying to think which one to do.

977
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,720
So, I've got a story a sibling caught me.

978
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,320
So, you know back in the day,

979
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,120
the old porno DVDs, mate.

980
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,360
Mm-hmm.

981
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,200
Proper.

982
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,080
Proper.

983
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,320
For some reason,

984
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,880
I walked out one morning

985
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,280
and it was like a present from God.

986
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,120
Porn DVD.

987
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,960
I don't know if I remember.

988
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,320
Right on the grass.

989
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,160
I'm like,

990
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,040
who knows?

991
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,040
Yeah.

992
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:45,880
So, I picked it up,

993
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,720
put it in my pocket.

994
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,560
Anyway,

995
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,880
probably all day now,

996
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,800
everyone's got the house.

997
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,320
So, you got to put it into the PC

998
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,840
and watch that fucking porno.

999
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,160
No, so it's not what I was thinking of.

1000
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,000
Yeah, Garron, yeah.

1001
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,400
So, literally,

1002
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,240
as soon as that,

1003
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,160
come on,

1004
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,440
plug it in.

1005
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,840
You know, you used to load a little bit.

1006
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,680
Yeah.

1007
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,520
I heard someone come up,

1008
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,520
I'm trying to impress you from the injector thing.

1009
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,480
Anyway, it didn't come up.

1010
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,320
Next week, you know,

1011
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,520
it comes up the stairs

1012
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,120
because we had the attic in it.

1013
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:10,960
The next thing you know,

1014
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,800
it just had that,

1015
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,640
like the homepage,

1016
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,480
the porno,

1017
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,280
like it's a click play movie.

1018
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,120
I was just like,

1019
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,960
yeah,

1020
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,800
it was like,

1021
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,120
uh, uh, uh, uh.

1022
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,480
And I was just like,

1023
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,640
just found it.

1024
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,480
Ficked it,

1025
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,320
seen it for a while.

1026
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,160
Act like it didn't work

1027
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,000
and I fuck it,

1028
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:25,840
enjoying myself to it.

1029
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,680
Mm-hmm.

1030
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,520
Um,

1031
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,360
when you say why,

1032
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,200
then no.

1033
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,040
Well,

1034
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,080
because I can't remember if it was,

1035
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:32,920
if it was you,

1036
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,920
but was there a similar situation

1037
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,360
at yours,

1038
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,200
uh, again,

1039
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,480
probably around the same age,

1040
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,000
but instead of the PC in your bedroom,

1041
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,080
it was in the DVD player in the living room

1042
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,320
and it was left in

1043
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,760
and your dad found it in the morning.

1044
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,600
Oh, no.

1045
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,440
So,

1046
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,280
so I,

1047
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,120
no,

1048
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:50,960
no,

1049
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,360
I'll tell you what that morning been.

1050
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,160
I found my dad's

1051
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,920
porn collection

1052
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,760
on the video,

1053
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,720
I'll tell you.

1054
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,560
So,

1055
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,560
when the oyster go out,

1056
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,560
he's put on the video,

1057
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,000
but I had to rewind it to the same part

1058
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,160
that he left it on,

1059
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,000
hadn't he?

1060
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,120
He left it with the gum trap.

1061
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:07,960
So like,

1062
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,960
at one time,

1063
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,560
I'm watching it,

1064
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,400
everyone comes,

1065
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,520
like literally through the,

1066
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,360
I could see him,

1067
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,360
like from the front window.

1068
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,200
I'm like,

1069
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,040
fuck.

1070
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,200
So I've got the fucking,

1071
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,280
the case and the video

1072
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,720
and I've just slid it underneath the celly,

1073
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,120
like just literally,

1074
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,080
mate,

1075
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,160
pressed it,

1076
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,000
bang.

1077
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,160
And literally all day,

1078
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,000
I had to wait.

1079
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Everyone went to bed

1080
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,960
to then move it from underneath the celly

1081
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,520
to like my bedroom.

1082
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,920
And then when everyone went out again,

1083
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,760
fully,

1084
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,440
and I never watched when I was that.

1085
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,760
But I'll tell you another move,

1086
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,840
I'll tell you what other thing,

1087
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,520
including porn as well.

1088
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,680
So my brother's,

1089
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,320
he's gay,

1090
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,480
so,

1091
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,320
so,

1092
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:46,480
so our brother's gay.

1093
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,160
And I called him,

1094
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,800
watching gay porn on the PC.

1095
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,640
And he tried to say,

1096
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,680
someone told him to watch it.

1097
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,520
So it wasn't true.

1098
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,360
He loves it,

1099
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,200
I know.

1100
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,040
Yeah.

1101
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:57,880
Yeah.

1102
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,200
I'll be seeing that gay brother tomorrow morning.

1103
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,040
Yeah.

1104
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,880
Not for them reasons.

1105
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,680
He just wants a bit of work

1106
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,520
underneath his house.

1107
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,360
But I'm just trying to-

1108
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,200
He'll be taking me.

1109
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,040
Yeah.

1110
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,880
I'm just trying to-

1111
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:07,720
I'm just trying to,

1112
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,560
I'm just trying to,

1113
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,400
I'm just trying to,

1114
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:10,240
I'm just trying to,

1115
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,080
I'm just trying to,

1116
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:11,920
I'm just trying to,

1117
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,760
I'm just trying to,

1118
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,600
I'm just trying to,

1119
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,440
I'm just trying to,

1120
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440
He'll be taking me upstairs.

1121
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:16,280
Yeah.

1122
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,120
Aw.

1123
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,320
Embarrassing stories.

1124
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,360
There was,

1125
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,280
I mean, again,

1126
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,280
I've got multiple brothers and sisters.

1127
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,880
I remember when I was a kid,

1128
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,920
probably about eight or something,

1129
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,880
my older sister was looking after me.

1130
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,840
And she had a friend around.

1131
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,560
And not that she was ever nasty to me and that,

1132
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,600
but for some reason,

1133
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,760
I've said something or I've done something,

1134
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,000
and she told me to shut up or she'll hit me.

1135
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,320
But then as she's hit me,

1136
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,560
you know when you start laughing,

1137
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,400
even though it's her,

1138
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,240
you laugh.

1139
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,080
Yeah.

1140
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,720
And she thought I was taking a piss out of her there.

1141
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,240
I remember she's pinned me to the floor

1142
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,880
and she's full on pounding into me,

1143
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,360
hitting me in the ribs and that.

1144
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,760
But because I'd already started laughing,

1145
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,600
I couldn't stop laughing there.

1146
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,600
But after the beating went on,

1147
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,120
it felt like for an hour or something.

1148
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,360
It was only because a friend says,

1149
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,400
oh, Shane, just leave him alone, hey?

1150
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,440
And I just went up to the bedroom,

1151
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,840
all in pain, but I was still just giggling.

1152
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,720
I don't know why I started laughing.

1153
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,560
It's mandala.

1154
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,360
Yeah, fucking kid.

1155
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,320
And then my younger brother,

1156
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,240
he's always been fucking easy to wind up,

1157
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,720
knife and ass.

1158
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:31,280
And I said to my dad years ago,

1159
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,000
I'm gonna wind him up today, just watch.

1160
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,120
So, I don't know,

1161
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,200
say he'd been at football or something,

1162
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,880
and he's come back,

1163
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,400
dad's gone out.

1164
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,760
And so he's come back, I was like, knife,

1165
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,120
I don't know what you've done.

1166
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,440
Dad's pissed off with you.

1167
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,480
You don't wanna be here when he comes back home.

1168
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,840
So, what's he said?

1169
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,080
So, I don't know, man,

1170
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,920
but he's just not happy with you.

1171
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,160
And you know what I'm like,

1172
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,560
keep on a straight face.

1173
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,920
He's just not happy with you.

1174
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,920
He says he's gonna fucking have you.

1175
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,680
So, he started crying.

1176
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,000
He's gone into his bedroom,

1177
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,640
he starts packing a bag and everything.

1178
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,800
He's ready to fucking,

1179
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,920
he's ready to leave.

1180
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,560
Now, he was an adult at the time,

1181
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:13,400
I'll say an adult,

1182
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,200
he was probably like 18, 19.

1183
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,040
So, he's old enough,

1184
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,520
he's not a child and running away from home,

1185
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,960
but he's packing a bag,

1186
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,800
and he's crying, he's fucking.

1187
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,880
What did he think?

1188
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,400
He must have done something then.

1189
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,400
No, because he didn't,

1190
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,360
I think that's just the sheer panic,

1191
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,760
because I had nothing else to say to him.

1192
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,840
But then he's pissed off with you.

1193
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,680
He must have thought,

1194
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,600
oh, that's horrifying, dad,

1195
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,680
I've done this.

1196
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:35,520
Well, he didn't say anything.

1197
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,360
To start packing the bag

1198
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,480
and start getting cereal. Yeah, he didn't say anything

1199
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,320
along those lines,

1200
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,240
but he just,

1201
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:42,920
because dad used to be really tempered,

1202
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,000
well, he still is to be fair,

1203
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,680
but he'd quickly throw his fist back in a day and that.

1204
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,680
And so obviously Nathan's thinking,

1205
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,160
shit, I've got to get out of the house

1206
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,800
before he comes back.

1207
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,800
And so yeah, I've eventually started laughing

1208
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,640
as dad's come home

1209
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,920
and he's fucking told him

1210
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,680
to stop being a sock-hunt as well.

1211
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,160
Yeah, but he does,

1212
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,760
he gets by it up so easy.

1213
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,080
I've really been good

1214
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,160
the last week and a half to be fair as well.

1215
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,960
So we worked for Open Reach,

1216
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,520
so BT at the moment.

1217
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,680
And I got to dad's the other day

1218
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,800
and he's told me about the phone conversation

1219
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,760
from Nathan the night before.

1220
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,080
So he's gone to this call out.

1221
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,920
And as he's walked in the house,

1222
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,000
the woman says to him,

1223
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,000
basically she's got another soul living inside of her

1224
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,840
that sometimes comes out and speaks.

1225
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,440
So obviously this woman is bipolar,

1226
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,600
tapped in the head or whatever.

1227
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,240
He's like, yeah, yeah, that's all right.

1228
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,880
So essentially he's trying to look at what the problem is.

1229
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,600
And this other soul starts speaking to him.

1230
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,720
Well, no, sorry, they start speaking to each other.

1231
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,520
The woman is having a conversation with

1232
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,040
the extra soul within herself.

1233
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,280
This entity that's inside of her.

1234
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,600
But apparently it sounded like a witch.

1235
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,840
It was like some weird voice and that.

1236
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,680
And so then he's looked over,

1237
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,880
then this witch entity thing starts talking to him.

1238
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,440
What are you looking at?

1239
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,000
So essentially it goes back and forth.

1240
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,400
Nathan's there like flapping it,

1241
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,280
scared at this witch thing

1242
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,560
that's taking over this woman's fucking body,

1243
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,120
keeps talking to him.

1244
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,400
So he ends up backing out of the house,

1245
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,400
not doing any fucking work.

1246
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,880
And she was on the doorstep and this witch is shouting at him,

1247
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,200
fucking I'll get you next time or whatever.

1248
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,200
So obviously he's called up the office.

1249
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,640
They're all laughing at him down the phone,

1250
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,480
but he's paranoid.

1251
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,280
He's thinking he's fucking cursed and all sorts.

1252
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,040
He's bought himself some rosemary beads and whatever.

1253
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,320
So I've been so tempted to call him up the hot dog

1254
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,600
or saw the number and just like, Nathan, it's the witch.

1255
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,600
Just hear him cry down the phone or something.

1256
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,600
But no, I've been good, I'm gonna say,

1257
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,920
in front of a week to be fair,

1258
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,960
letting fucking half forget about it.

1259
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,440
And then like, yeah, the witch is back, fuck.

1260
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,040
Everyone just took the piss out of him.

1261
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,680
He'll be fucking wharf.

1262
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:22,040
So yeah, I mean, if we sat down and thought about it,

1263
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,760
let's say you've got multiple siblings,

1264
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,800
I've got plenty enough as well.

1265
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,280
Maybe we probably could do fucking a few episodes.

1266
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,480
Like the shit that we did to all funny stories

1267
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,600
from when we was kids.

1268
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,640
They always seem, when we have questions like this,

1269
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,440
they're always popping to mind after.

1270
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,680
Yeah.

1271
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,320
So I think this is probably one that we should have a thought

1272
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,880
about, make notes and then maybe come back to

1273
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,080
next week or something.

1274
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:54,320
Now, this one, we've got a question from V, question.

1275
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:59,320
If you two were magically put into any celebrity couple's

1276
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,680
bodies of your choice for a day,

1277
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,040
example, Jay-Z and Beyonce,

1278
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,600
after 24 hours, you go back to your own bodies.

1279
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,800
Whilst swapped, you know that you are each other,

1280
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,600
but obviously sound and look like the celebrities.

1281
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,800
And when you get back to normal, so back to your own body,

1282
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,680
you remember everything that happened wrong.

1283
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,320
Right.

1284
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,200
What couple would you choose and would you make sweet love

1285
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,040
to each other?

1286
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,120
We'd have to be a gay couple, mate.

1287
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,920
I'm being a girl.

1288
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,120
I'm like, so, and I'm like, honestly.

1289
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,520
So what gay celebrity couple?

1290
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,880
Neil Patrick, Alton John and his boyfriend.

1291
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,480
Well, he's not that famous

1292
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,120
because I don't even know who he's, there he is.

1293
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,560
Neil Patrick Harris, as you just meant to say,

1294
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,240
again, I don't know who his partner is.

1295
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,640
I couldn't be a girl, mate.

1296
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,720
So if he was going to be the man of the relationship,

1297
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:04,000
what couple would you think?

1298
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,680
Ryan Gosling.

1299
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,520
And who's his missus?

1300
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:07,360
Eva Mendes.

1301
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,920
I didn't know that everything.

1302
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,720
I mean, I'm not down with it,

1303
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:16,200
down with the kids and all this fucking shit.

1304
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,360
Okay then.

1305
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,040
So you're Ryan Gosling.

1306
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:22,880
Yeah.

1307
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,040
I'm Eva Mendes.

1308
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,600
Yeah.

1309
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,000
So we know that it's a job.

1310
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,520
Yeah.

1311
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,600
We physically look and obviously sound

1312
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,440
a lot of the celebrities.

1313
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,280
Yeah.

1314
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,360
Are you going to be trying to put it on there?

1315
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:43,240
No, it's just your characteristics.

1316
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,800
You're just not, just like, man, isn't it so like yours?

1317
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:51,120
The way you stand, like you just blow it, you know?

1318
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:51,960
So you wouldn't-

1319
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,000
Fuck no, no.

1320
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:53,840
That's gay.

1321
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:59,320
But even though it's you, you want to know your chance

1322
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:03,000
to stick it into Eva, you wouldn't want to.

1323
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,280
No chance.

1324
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,120
I'd have to draw a more and drop than that.

1325
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,920
Hey, come on, just do it, man.

1326
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,760
No, no.

1327
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,600
Stick it in.

1328
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,560
What do you want me to fuck you for?

1329
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:15,800
I'm not saying I'd want you to,

1330
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,800
but knowing that you'd be so against it,

1331
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:19,640
I'd have to be like,

1332
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,640
come on, come on, just let me up on.

1333
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,040
Well, if it's a couple of other, it'd be good.

1334
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,440
I'd say probably the most famous would be Ryan and Blake.

1335
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,400
Oh, that'd be a good one.

1336
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,240
Yeah.

1337
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,640
That would be a good one, so.

1338
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,800
So what if I was, you know, you're Ryan Reynolds

1339
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,520
and then I'm Blake Iveley, which is-

1340
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,320
No, no.

1341
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,320
If you're a girl, you ain't getting fucked for, mate.

1342
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,640
Literally, so it doesn't matter who you are,

1343
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,040
nothing's happening, mate.

1344
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,600
So what if we woke up, you're in Ryan Reynolds' body,

1345
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,320
I'm in Blake's life, it's blow, blow,

1346
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,760
what the fuck's going on?

1347
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,920
Blow, so we're in their beds.

1348
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,960
But what if, as we've woken up, blow, shit, all right,

1349
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,600
this magic's happened, it's going to be a day thing,

1350
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,840
so we're here now.

1351
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,080
So we get out of bed and then we look around,

1352
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,280
there's a big fucking strap on over on the side

1353
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,600
and it's quite obvious that Ryan gets pegged all the time.

1354
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,360
Yeah, I wouldn't get pegged, look, look.

1355
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,280
No, but even though you're in Ryan's body,

1356
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,360
you're not going to try it then, though.

1357
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,920
No, because I'm a guy, mate.

1358
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,760
No, but I feel it.

1359
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,760
Like, I still, I remember it now, but mate, no, stop.

1360
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,560
I know you don't get pegged in that, but stop, no.

1361
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,960
To be fair, the mists never happened, so I wouldn't know.

1362
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:48,120
I would, first thing I would do, yeah,

1363
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,400
send money to my account, my account, me.

1364
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,360
You don't know his passwords?

1365
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,880
Well, I'll just go to, go for any phone,

1366
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:03,160
yeah, manager, fly, get money out, fly over,

1367
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,040
give it to me.

1368
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,280
It's only 24 hours?

1369
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,160
Yeah, it's only a seven hour flight from New York.

1370
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,720
Then again, he might be in Wales at that point, so.

1371
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,400
Even better, just overdraw.

1372
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,800
Thank you, literally.

1373
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:21,480
Yeah, but if it's an hour, we'll probably be looked at.

1374
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,480
Just fucking, you know what I mean?

1375
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,360
My plastic, but not in a guy way, no.

1376
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,680
That marriage be ended, I'll be fucking everyone else.

1377
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:34,520
No, because.

1378
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,320
No, no, I'm not, no, mate.

1379
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,160
I wonder what.

1380
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,080
Stop making a guy.

1381
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,880
No, I'm not going off of that.

1382
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,800
I'm wondering what their consciousness would be doing,

1383
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,520
but would their full body swap, like they're in ours.

1384
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,040
Wow.

1385
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,680
And then, would they wanna still fuck

1386
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,560
each other in our bodies?

1387
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,840
I wonder if, I don't know, you wouldn't be surprised

1388
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,680
if Ron Reynolds put that across, would you?

1389
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,640
But then again, you know, if they're waking up

1390
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,160
in our bodies, they're not waking up

1391
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,040
in the same bed then either, so.

1392
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,760
It'd be harder for them to figure out.

1393
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,040
Oi, what are you doing, mate?

1394
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,160
That's my fucking body over there.

1395
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,000
Can you do anything, man?

1396
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,560
The dog after the sausage roll.

1397
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,960
It's not even there.

1398
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,800
On the windowsill.

1399
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,800
He's gonna have it in a minute.

1400
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,640
No worry.

1401
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,560
We're nearly done, mate, we're nearly done.

1402
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:26,600
We shall get on to a cheeky confession now.

1403
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,960
You love it, Ash loves it.

1404
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,400
Fucking, let me get that fucking chin off.

1405
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,520
The chin makes it.

1406
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,720
Choo, choo, right to be true, sing it in three.

1407
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:44,720
So then, Father Ash, what is our confession today?

1408
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,360
Hi everyone, I'm currently in a relationship

1409
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,320
with my girlfriend of two years,

1410
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,440
and recently she asked if I could start

1411
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,720
calling her racial slurs when we have intimacy.

1412
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,240
It really makes me feel weird.

1413
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:03,160
She's half black and is persistent.

1414
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,680
I call her the M word and other degrading terms.

1415
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,320
What, he has called it that?

1416
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:11,160
Yeah, she's half black and is persistent.

1417
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,720
I call her the M word, what words that, mate?

1418
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,160
Naughty.

1419
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:19,360
And other degrading terms, and I just don't,

1420
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,240
and I just don't know how to say no.

1421
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,560
She also keeps saying, you digging in me?

1422
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:28,760
When we make love, but in a really deep man voice.

1423
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,160
I'm not sure how to tell her I'm uncomfortable.

1424
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,000
You dig?

1425
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,520
You digging in me?

1426
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,560
I don't get why she's doing a deep voice as well then, no.

1427
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,920
I don't know, it's...

1428
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,040
You dig?

1429
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,040
So let's go over the first thing,

1430
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,640
the racial slurs when being intimate.

1431
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,480
She's half black and is persistent.

1432
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,760
I wonder what the other half is.

1433
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:59,520
Well, it doesn't matter, it's called the naughty word.

1434
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,680
Yeah, we're assuming she's half white then as well,

1435
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,120
but there is other halves that she could be.

1436
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,200
Yeah, and other degrading terms.

1437
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,520
Sorry.

1438
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,080
Because I'm just thinking,

1439
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,720
because if she was half Chinese as well,

1440
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,760
that's fucking too...

1441
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,560
Two wongs don't make a problem.

1442
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,600
Well, yeah, he...

1443
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,760
I mean, he's already in the wrong now,

1444
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,680
because he's admitted he has been saying the naughty word.

1445
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,320
I mean, he's embarrassed about it,

1446
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,640
and he doesn't know how to stop.

1447
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,120
You've just got to tell her.

1448
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,640
So I don't think...

1449
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,040
So it's that you're digging in me.

1450
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,200
Yeah, I don't get why she's going deep with it.

1451
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,080
No, that makes it gay.

1452
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,320
It's got an...

1453
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,240
Half.

1454
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,680
It's got an essence...

1455
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,840
Half gay as well.

1456
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:02,040
Yeah, that bit, that would make me feel uncomfortable.

1457
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,240
How would that make you?

1458
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,320
Well, again, I'm quite open.

1459
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,160
I am.

1460
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,720
Anything that I'm not happy with in my relationship,

1461
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,400
I'll nip it straight in the bud,

1462
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,840
and I'll tell it to the missus.

1463
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,080
No.

1464
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,640
Like the old Harry Enfield.

1465
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,280
Oi, you!

1466
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,120
No!

1467
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:23,960
Yeah.

1468
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,160
Harry Enfield was quite too early.

1469
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:27,000
He wasn't.

1470
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,840
He was talking to the Scousers.

1471
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,360
Hey, hey, calm down, calm down.

1472
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,160
Calm down, calm down, calm down.

1473
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,160
All right, James.

1474
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,000
Hey, hey.

1475
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:33,840
Yeah.

1476
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:38,560
But no, I'd find it uncomfortable as well

1477
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:43,000
if my missus was whipping out a deep voice,

1478
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:43,840
dig, dig.

1479
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,320
It's not right.

1480
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:52,240
You need to just say, this needs to stop.

1481
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,120
I mean, the fact that you've already sinned multiple times

1482
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,280
by saying these naughty words.

1483
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,680
And the naughtiest word.

1484
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,120
Yeah, it's not right.

1485
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,080
I mean, to be fair, I'm assuming he's not black

1486
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,560
or half black himself.

1487
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,400
No.

1488
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,080
Since it's an issue for him.

1489
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,080
But even if you're the same ethnicity,

1490
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:18,080
you shouldn't be shouting those nasty words.

1491
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:23,080
And if she wants to have some words being said,

1492
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,200
just do the standard word playing that log.

1493
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,320
You can tell that I'll do it all the time.

1494
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,480
So I'll write off and sip it on.

1495
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,880
Just call her a slag, a filthy hoe, whatever.

1496
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,560
I don't know if she'll like me for this.

1497
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,680
Do you like that, bitch?

1498
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,600
Oh yeah.

1499
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,720
She can look back at you instead of saying you dig,

1500
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,200
just say, oh, I spanked me harder, daddy.

1501
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,440
Something like that, maybe.

1502
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:54,600
But yeah, you need to just tell her that it's not right.

1503
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,520
I don't even think I'm comfortable with her

1504
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:00,240
saying you're digging him in in a man's voice, to be honest.

1505
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,160
Yeah, I feel like that's a bit of...

1506
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,600
Too much.

1507
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,040
Yeah, it's like a big personality to come out again.

1508
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,400
Yeah, it's not right.

1509
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,120
Yeah, I'd probably struggle to stay hard at that point

1510
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:17,440
if she was coming out with that manly shit.

1511
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:23,160
But yeah, several how mairies.

1512
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:28,720
You need to donate to a racist charity to...

1513
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,840
But not Black Lives Matter.

1514
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,680
Because that one...

1515
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,520
Did they still take donations?

1516
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,960
Oh, mate, they're just corrupt.

1517
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,240
What, black people?

1518
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,080
No.

1519
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:38,920
No.

1520
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:39,760
No.

1521
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,240
Who knew that Ashley was racist?

1522
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,160
No, no.

1523
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:49,040
So yeah, you need to just go have a bath

1524
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,240
in some holy water as well.

1525
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:54,280
And fucking use that same bath water to rinse out her mouth.

1526
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,720
Dirty bitch.

1527
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:58,800
And we shall see you next week.

1528
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,120
You dig, mate?

1529
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:19,120
Peace.

1530
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,400
There are chemistries electric

1531
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,200
You can't deny

1532
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,200
You can't deny

1533
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:51,800
You can't deny