1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts, talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Cause you won't wanna quit 4 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 The real talking podcast never fails 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no-so-sly 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Happy New Year everyone and welcome to 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:57,000 The first 2025 episode of the real talking podcast 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:01,000 With your hosts of feeling much better this week 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Ash and always golden, JD 16 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Ginger golden 17 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Well I wasn't going like that, you know, if you wanna be a bit racist and crap 18 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I'll fucking walk out now, kid 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 At least I'm fucking, not one of these dickheads 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Strawberry blonde or Auburn 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:27,000 My hair's not proper ginger compared to normal standard ginger 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 You do embrace the gingerness don't you? 23 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Yeah, you know, we're a dying breed 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,000 So the last I checked the stats, which is not as often as some people might think 25 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 But about 3% of the population of the world 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 That's it, there's not a few of you left 27 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 No, that's why I married a ginger, so I can help keep the bloodline going 28 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Keep it going strong, you know 29 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Hail ginger 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,000 No concentration, tap taps going on in here 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I remember seeing it years ago, I'm guessing it's still a thing 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 But there was one in Lough Mosley and it's always going on in Ireland 33 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 For National Ginger Day and Ginger Fest and whatever 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 So you'd just be there wouldn't you? 35 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Like it's some lotion, some sun lotion 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I don't think it's in hot weather to be honest 37 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Otherwise if it was a hot day it would be definitely 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 It'd be like pee diddy but instead of baby oil it's just sun grain 39 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 And just umbrellas to try and hide in the shade and stuff wouldn't it? 40 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 But I'm sure there was one in Mosley a couple of years ago 41 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Because did Scors go to it? 42 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 Our mate who's ginger as well 43 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,000 I'm not too sure 44 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I feel like Scorsy went to it 45 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 And then I was probably fucking working on something that's wilding 46 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Would you want to go to a Ginger Fest? 47 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Probably not now because I don't like being in crowds of people 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:53,000 But yeah I think at the time or years ago I would have done just for the crack any 49 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,000 If you were ginger what hair colour would you want? 50 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:04,000 I mean I suppose I'd just say brown because my hair is relatively dark 51 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 I was just thinking Scor Blonde 52 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I'd like to be really blonde 53 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 You could just bleach it though couldn't you? 54 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I thought about it but I'm 35 I don't need to 55 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I want it to go grey more than anything I don't want it to go grey 56 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 You've got a couple though 57 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I've got plenty myself 58 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 There's loads in my beard as well though 59 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I get the tweezers and pull them out on the tush 60 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Nah it's keeping 61 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Nah because it's a lot sometimes 62 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Nah because it cracks me up 63 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 You're a man 64 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I know I'm a man 65 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Are you a real man though? 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Embrace the grey 67 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Obviously I'm a real man I don't make no fucking bullshit 68 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 We ain't going to get on sweet fucking 69 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 We can't keep mentioning Sam Smith 70 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Not that we've mentioned him for a long time 71 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Nah we're over it I think 72 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Until he does something fucking shitty again 73 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Yeah I did see a TikTok the other day and it was 74 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Celebrities before and after signing a deal with the devil so basically when they've fucking 75 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Become that popular that they go off the rails 76 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 And the one of Sam Smith is just unrecognisable 77 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 It was ridiculous 78 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Not that I'm that way but I can appreciate a good looking man 79 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,000 And he was alright looking beforehand and then he just went off the rails didn't he? 80 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,000 And he was just we're not asking about him getting overweight but just 81 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 He was just around the pig suit 82 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 And his music was better 83 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Yeah OG fucking Sam Smith music yeah 84 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I couldn't even tell you what his fucking music is these days 85 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 If he's still doing anything 86 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Would you 87 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:54,000 So what I'm going to say is would you go to a Sam Smith concert now if you only done the old songs 88 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 When he acted the way he acts now at the stage 89 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:04,000 No let's just say 20 years he's doing an old school tour 90 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Yeah a Butlins weekend at 91 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Well no I was giving him a bit more respect than that 92 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:14,000 But yeah if it was a Butlins weekend at and he's back to normal 93 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 He's not fucking being over the top 94 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 And he's dressing normal acting normal not being a fucking weirdo 95 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Then yeah I'd fucking happily do it 96 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:31,000 But yeah now if he's fucking prancing around and being a fucking spaz then no chance 97 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I couldn't do it 98 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Even trying to enjoy the songs and the singing I wouldn't be able to get over what I'm seeing 99 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 And I wouldn't even be able to sit there and have my eyes closed 100 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 You'd be singing angry at the same time 101 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Won't you stay with me 102 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Prick 103 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 That's like 104 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Yeah 105 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Yeah not a chance at the moment 106 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Because it has to say even with my eyes closed I'd be able to feel him acting like a con 107 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Yeah film the fucking weirdness 108 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yeah so yeah we're very PC so far in 2025 as you can all see 109 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 While we're onto music though 110 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I think I said it last week on the pod but I don't know 111 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,000 But when I said about Jamie T and jumped in the car 112 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Jamie T was on the radio so I listened to the album 113 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 I can't remember if that was on the pod or off the pod 114 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Well I know I definitely said it but basically yeah 115 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Jumped in the car, radio on, had Jamie T on 116 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,000 And so I ended up listening to his first album while driving 117 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 That was on Boxing Day 118 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:39,000 And then the other night finished Graft 119 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:47,000 And there was no new podcast or anything that I was going to listen to 120 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 So I was like I'll bang on some old music again 121 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,000 So I whacked on Kanye West, College Dropay, In The Shower 122 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Big album 123 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I'd done the same thing, Icon, Freedom 124 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 So his second album, Beautiful 125 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 You know honestly and I was like fucking hell 126 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Fucking shit 127 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I think I'm going to spend the next couple of weeks just doing that 128 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Going back to old albums 129 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Just listening to them again 130 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Because it brings back memories of what was going on when that song was out 131 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 And you just think shit this was a banger 132 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I always go back to Kanye West once 133 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 And everything, my Dark Twisted Fantasy and everything 134 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 But an Eminem album 135 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000 When you hear an Eminem song, you just put an album on 136 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 And when you listen to his on the same 137 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 You just get back into it 138 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 There was loads of him 139 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Because I did used to really really be into music 140 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 But it's mainly just the country music that he's nice 141 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 If you were to, it is a question 142 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Because we don't obviously 143 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 But I don't anyway 144 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 And I don't think you do 145 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 We don't pay to 146 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Obviously someone was doing a concert 147 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 We don't take much notice of it anymore 148 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Obviously we went to a few Kanye West and the Jay-Z one 149 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 If you were to go and see someone 150 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Who would it be? 151 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 That you haven't seen so not Kanye West again 152 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Let's do a top 3 153 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 What? 3? What? 154 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 We're in a bad box 155 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I think the top of the list would be Achira 156 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I know you're not his biggest fan 157 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 No I like him, I do 158 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I've watched a lot of his concerts 159 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 As he's done them 160 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 You've bought Lord Benny's recorded 161 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 And then posted on YouTube and that 162 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And considering he does it all on his own 163 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 There is a couple of songs he'll get 164 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Backing singers or other people playing instruments 165 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,000 But with the majority when it's just him guitar 166 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 And he's just with the loop head on that 167 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 It's fucking mad just to watch 168 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 And obviously the talent of it 169 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 So he's number 1? 170 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I'd say so 171 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I suppose that's kind of cheating a little bit 172 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Because I have watched the Multiplier Tour and stuff 173 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 So I already know what to expect 174 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Yeah but it's different in place 175 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Yeah I'd say him as number 1 176 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 There's not many new ones I listen to to be fair 177 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Right let's make it a top 2 178 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Let's just make it easier for yourself 179 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Can I give you my second first? 180 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Post Malone 181 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 See I was just thinking that 182 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Because he's gone on to the country scene 183 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Some of his older stuff was good stuff as well 184 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Alright and now do you want me to give you my number 1 185 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Or do you want to give me your number 1 186 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 You say your one 187 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Morgan Wallin 188 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Yeah 189 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Last night we were walking out 190 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 I really do struggle with keeping up with the names 191 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Of all these different artists and that and that 192 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Even the other day I don't know what song was on the radio 193 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 But with that I was like I really like this song 194 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Who sings it son? 195 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,000 I don't know especially when the radio says the name and that 196 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I just couldn't be arsed to walk over to the radio to read it 197 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Or wait for it to scroll across 198 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I was like I don't know 199 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 But I really don't know 200 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 What's his name now 201 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Fuckin Tennessee Whiskey Geyser 202 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Christoph 203 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Because I have seen him 204 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Again on James Corden 205 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,000 He did what he was on 206 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Bert Kreuscher's podcast 207 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 And they're just sitting there and he starts singing 208 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 And Bert starts crying and stuff 209 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 So I think that would be a nice one to see as well 210 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 You know like obviously his country artists 211 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Obviously from America 212 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 America 213 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Fuck yeah 214 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 You know how much tickets are? It's fucking expensive 215 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I've only found a ticket 216 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 But obviously because the man is there now 217 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Because there's a lot of venues doing 218 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 They're calling it Country Fest 219 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Where essentially it's just 220 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 They're playing all the country songs 221 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 But it's just a generic band giving all of them 222 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 And even them tickets are ridiculous 223 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 I'm not seeing the actual artists 224 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Why are you charging so much? 225 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 You know the last artist I went to see 226 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Frankie Fucking Valley 227 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Frankie Valley 228 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Yeah in person 229 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Obviously when I watched Jersey Boys in the West End 230 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Frankie Valley in person 231 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 He looked, he was dead 232 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 He looked like he was a fucking on the streets 233 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000 But like when he is so fucking signing his way out 234 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 And he's not singing 235 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Like fucking those notes 236 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I'm like how? 237 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 But I don't think he 238 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 How long ago was this? 239 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 About two years ago 240 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 So all the TikToks that are floating around have been late 241 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Well yeah I mean he was fucking dead then 242 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 So yeah 243 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 You can see though 244 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Because obviously he walks and he talks at some point 245 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,000 I don't know, obviously maybe there is a bit where they can cut the mic on and off like that 246 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,000 But yeah it just doesn't seem like he's actually doing anything 247 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 He just seems soulless 248 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 It's not a weekend of burnies 249 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 At one point he sang 250 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 And then he said something as he was singing 251 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 So you could see that it was him that done that now 252 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 But yeah 253 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,000 So there's a top two off the cuff, random 254 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I mean to be fair 255 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 I'd have to go and see Kanye again 256 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 If he was doing like a tour of the old classics 257 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 You know what I don't think you're ready 258 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I don't think you're ready for Kanye West 259 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 No 260 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Have you seen him? 261 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Have you seen him doing that one in China? 262 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 I've not seen anything like it to be honest 263 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Yeah like 264 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 He does it in arenas now doesn't he 265 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Where he likes to be on a football pitch 266 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 And he has the whole pitch so to speak 267 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 And as soon as that 268 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Ding 269 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Ding 270 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 I was just like 271 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 No 272 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 You haven't written 273 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I think that's the main thing that puts me off these days though 274 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Because when we've done it before 275 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 The standing up on that is just too much 276 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 I'd have to be getting seats 277 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 But then like 278 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 You'd have to get the right seats 279 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Because you're too far in the box 280 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Yeah 281 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 It would be great like to 282 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 You know some have like the gold and VIPs 283 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Where you know if we had money 284 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 To do something like that 285 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 I think that's why I don't do it 286 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 I think it's like the £100 to stand up 287 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000 To get there let's not lose 288 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I don't go for a piss 289 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Nah 290 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Fuck that 291 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 We're too old for that kind of thing though 292 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 You know 293 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 35 it's hard 294 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 It is hard 295 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 But 296 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Yeah 297 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 So that was a good question that was actually 298 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Thanks for sending it in 299 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Like the live person 300 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Talking 301 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Questions in 302 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 RealTalkingPod 303 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 On the hotline 304 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 07 470 305 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 No 306 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 07 307 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 The links are in the description 308 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Is that the second time you forgot 309 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Or was that the first time 310 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 First time of 2024 311 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Well that's true yeah 312 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 It might be the third time overall 313 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 The number will be in the description anyway 314 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 And then 315 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Again I still haven't even been on Twitter 316 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 To check for any 317 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 DMs on there 318 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 But it was 319 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 At Ash and JD 320 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Yeah sending the questions 321 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 And that 322 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 We still haven't had none yet 323 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 That's a good thing 324 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 We don't want to see that 325 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 No TicPix 326 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Or DickPix 327 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Definitely don't want none of them 328 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 But if I do get them 329 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 If I do get them here 330 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 I'll send them straight to you as well 331 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 I think 332 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I'd have to look Naim and Shyam 333 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 If someone was sending a TicPix 334 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Well 335 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 I don't know if it was Carmichael 336 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Then no but if they were being aggressive with you 337 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 I can watch you think at Easterlabs 338 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 I'd have to like 339 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Post a screenshot or something 340 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Yeah like you know 341 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 If there was like a little Santa hat on the end or something 342 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 You know hat yeah 343 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 But if it was all fucking 344 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 You know they're literally all 345 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Stroking it and fucking trying to come or something 346 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 I'd have to just fucking 347 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Air it out and just put on that 348 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 These dirty bastards 349 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 We don't want that 350 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 We definitely don't 351 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 I am surprised we don't get any 352 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Filth like that to be fair 353 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I mean we do get James emailing all the time 354 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Well he ain't talking Filth mate 355 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Fucking Fax what's he said this week 356 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Well I'll get it up 357 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Let's get it out of the way at some point or not 358 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Right he's loyal 359 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Every week He fucking loves it 360 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 He does love it Oh he definitely does 361 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 And you love him mate then yeah 362 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Well I love all of our fans 363 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 You know they're all equal 364 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 That's the right answer there Jack 365 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 So yeah he's gone 366 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Lads you know they're about to lose four 367 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Games in a row this Sunday 368 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 I think it absolutely shows 369 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 And I think we can all agree 370 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Belly's going to happen 371 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 He is right Yeah 372 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I'd love 373 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I'd love for 374 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Well all of us to be wrong 375 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 And you know it to get the win but 376 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Just really can't say yeah 377 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 We're not a footballing podcast 378 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 And we don't 379 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Want to talk about you know it to too much but 380 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Just too much shit going on all the time 381 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I have seen that Mark Goldbridge dog 382 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Tick tock feed all week fucking 383 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 If he's not moaning about fucking something 384 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 It's fucking something else 385 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 He's been fucking 386 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 He's had a busy week moaning his ass 387 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Well yeah and that's why he's 388 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 I suppose over the Christmas period I should say 389 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Not just this week but yeah 390 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 For United fans 391 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 The players on the pitch 392 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Have ruined our Christmas 393 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Not fucking one win 394 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Not one goal It's just been shit 395 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 So yeah 396 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I've seen like 397 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Some funny stuff about like what McDo man 398 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Going to my new just yet 399 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 It's like that Amron with a bald head 400 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Yeah I think he'll go great 401 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 First off 402 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Was it Gary Neville said it 403 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 And I loved it and he was fucking mine 404 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Ali Ghanisov show us 405 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Last two is better than this two 406 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 And I loved it and it's a better two 407 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Well 408 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Ronaldo, Sancho, Rashford 409 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Bruno, McTiominate, Matij 410 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Luke Shaw, Juan Bissaca 411 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 Maguire I think it was Lindelof 412 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 And De Geaaring 413 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Yeah well the goalkeeper 414 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 We definitely can't argue 415 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 That 416 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Ananas are better for the first choice 417 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Because he's not He's absolutely shocking 418 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 But again 419 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 You know because half those players 420 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Are still at the club and they're the ones 421 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 That are fucking down tall for our league 422 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 The down talls are fucking ten hard 423 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 And they 424 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Just haven't been able to 425 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Get their heads into it and think 426 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Because there's been no new manager bounce 427 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 That 428 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Two wins and a draw on the 429 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Rude as the temporary manager 430 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Until Amron come in 431 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 And they just don't want it 432 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 It's annoying 433 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Because the amount of other 434 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Teams out there 435 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 The players are on 436 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Ten times less than what these lads are on 437 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 And they can pass a simple 438 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Ball five yards and 439 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 They'll concede a goal 440 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 But they're still fighting 441 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Arsenal Brentford the other day 442 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Brentford won it up 443 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 And they're fucking going for it 444 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Then Arsenal come back and even at 3-1 445 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Down Brentford are still trying 446 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 They're trying to fucking get another goal back 447 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 But as soon as 448 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 They concede that most of the 449 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 United players are just fucking heads down 450 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Ready to suck 451 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 We don't need that 452 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Even Maserati is starting to get 453 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Fucking affected by it 454 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 When he's been one of the best signings 455 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 For United of the season 456 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 I think it's like with any 457 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Workspace and that negativity 458 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Creeps through eventually to anyone even if you try not to 459 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 And it is just fucking 460 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Annoying 461 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Rashford's apparently has 462 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Turned down three bits so far to move 463 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Away from the club and Navi doesn't 464 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Want to leave yet he's been 465 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Just fucking going 466 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 And Casemiro needs to go 467 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I'm still 468 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Sick of people moaning about 469 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Rasmus Hoylund 470 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 He's not a good enough striker 471 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 He's not getting the fucking chances 472 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 If you put him into 473 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 When Man City are playing well 474 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 With Roderick and the team 475 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Put him in 476 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 In place of Harland he's going to get 477 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 The goals as well 478 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Put him in any other team that creates chances 479 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 He's going to get goals 480 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 The other day 481 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I do like that this is your kind of like 482 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Furry piece mania 483 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Well again that's why I listen to Mark Goldbridge every day 484 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah 485 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 It just helps 486 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 But I can't 487 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Because again 488 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 It's fucking 489 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 It's my dad's fault I had no choice 490 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Growing up I had to be an Aussie fan 491 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Or don't follow football I grew up 492 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 A part of Blues ground, Birmingham City football club 493 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 So I could have been or should have been 494 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 A Blues fan but no 495 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 You got to fucking support my team 496 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 And then when he comes out with stuff 497 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 These days All Stars conversation 498 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 He can't have the 499 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Conversation two ways there 500 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 And then because he's listening to fucking talk sport 501 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 And fucking short sport news and that 502 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 As well, listening to the shit 503 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Pundits and fucking Jamie O'Hara 504 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 That are getting scripts 505 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 And all negativity constantly 506 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Frank's like my dad's passing 507 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 That on to me and I'm like no 508 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Because are you actually watching the game 509 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Or are you just listening to them dickheads 510 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 And then they're on there fucking winding up the fans 511 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Again I watch the fucking 512 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Why don't you call up to talk sport one day 513 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Because they wouldn't fucking 514 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 I wouldn't want to listen to him 515 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Because I tell them all to shut the fuck up 516 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Tell them you run a semi successful podcast man 517 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Well yeah soon to be fully successful 518 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Hopefully 519 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 We're not a footballing podcast 520 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 We're not a footballing podcast no 521 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 We just have enough to talk about 522 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Football voice 523 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 But yeah I'll just tell them all 524 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Jamie you're a shithead 525 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Because you know you want Man City 526 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 To fucking win and you'll wear a Man City 527 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 T-shirt when you're a fucking Spurs fan 528 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Ex Spurs player 529 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Fucking dickhead I'm going to say something 530 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I was offensive then but we've got to be 531 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 A bit more PC started off 532 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 A little bit controversial again 533 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 And we don't want to be as bad as last week 534 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 If we was cancelable 535 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 We definitely would have done last week 536 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 We said some fucking bad things 537 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Not bad bad lot 538 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Bad words 539 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 We just slagged up a lot of people 540 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Did we? Yeah we wasn't facing it at all 541 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 I was a bit so 542 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Yeah but I just 543 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I said I 544 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Women can't cope without 545 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Also now 546 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Don't get me involved in that 547 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 So yeah there was a few things that 548 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Could have got fucking 549 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Peter and fucking Feminisons 550 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 So we won't get 551 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 We'll try not to be as 552 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Open minded 553 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 And open mouthed 554 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Better than open legs 555 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 But yeah I'll just 556 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 You know they're already sitting down 557 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 But I'll just sit them down and say 558 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 No you're not taking a piss out of me 559 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Click me up put me on your TikTok and YouTube 560 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Fucking clips and that 561 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 But you ain't fucking mugging me up 562 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Some other you know what you found on there 563 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 The other day and I don't know who this fat cunt was 564 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 But he's sitting there 565 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Saying how United were basically 566 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Worse than a league one team 567 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 And Eddie Howe just got the tactics right 568 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Yeah he got the tactics right 569 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 And his players played for him 570 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 And the fucking batch 571 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 You know all these fucking United players 572 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Not wanting to play just turning up for the fucking sake of you 573 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 And then 574 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Yeah that's why they fucking got beat 575 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 And 576 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 So these fucking fans rang up 577 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 And he starts crying on now I was like I can't fucking have this 578 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 He does my head in 579 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 All these fucking fans 580 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Saying it's fucking terrible 581 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 And I'm gonna start supporting another club 582 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Well fuck off supporting another club then 583 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Because there's enough teams 584 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 You know you can't always beat a top 585 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 All the fucking had the worst of it 586 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Sport was because of Gronk 587 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Through the Berghirah 588 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 And now it's my time to fucking grin and bear 589 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Through the fucking bad times 590 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 The Liverpool fans have been through it 591 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Man City are going back through it again now 592 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 And it's been successful because of the old money and that 593 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 So if you want to stop supporting your club because of playing shit at the moment 594 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Fuck off then 595 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 And this is what I'd be saying to a man 596 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Talking to him on Talksport 597 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 And I would get kicked off straight away because I can't hold my tongue with this 598 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Yeah I was gonna say you wouldn't get through 599 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 My head's cut you off yeah 600 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 He's shouting at the fucking receptionist 601 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Just answering 602 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 The funniest thing about Talksport 603 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 You know when that guy pretends to be off right 604 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 He's like can you get your mom 605 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 And he's like here one sec 606 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Yeah 607 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Do it on purpose 608 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 That's why I don't listen to it 609 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 No more you know I did go for a period 610 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Of a good 12 months 611 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Listening to it every morning because I do like 612 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Listening to Alan Brazile and Ali McFaul 613 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 But it's just the rest of them are just 614 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 What's with the static though why does it sound like it's stuck 615 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 In the 80s? It's because of the 616 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Frequency that it's on isn't it 617 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Why? I don't know 618 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Does it go from sound off? Why? 619 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 I don't know why it works to be fair 620 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 When you see the clips online 621 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 It's perfect when you hear it 622 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 It sounds so distorted 623 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 What is going on? Yeah it's just because of the 624 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Old fashioned signal you know at least 625 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 If you... Well wouldn't it make sense to update 626 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 That there like change frequency 627 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Yeah but not all cars have got 628 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Digital enabled 629 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Air wheels to have that 630 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 So DAB 631 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Yeah but you know you could still 632 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Change yourself what's the 633 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Frequency? Yeah 634 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 So just put it on FM as well 635 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 I don't know why I never did that 636 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 I'll just have it on more than one frequency 637 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 So I have an AM at FM and then obviously a DAB 638 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Which will still have what they have got 639 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 But even still I think about mine it still comes out 640 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Through fucking... But again because 641 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 It's mainly older people 642 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 That listen to these binocs 643 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I think it's more for the nostalgic 644 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Feel a bit 645 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 To hear that fucking shitness 646 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 You have to turn it really up just to hear the words 647 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Above that fucking 648 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 White noise 649 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Because that's part of the reason why I can't 650 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Listen to it because that fucks up with my 651 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Tinnitus then as well 652 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Yeah I think it's 653 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Just stuff like that 654 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 It keeps the nostalgic feel for 655 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 The older generation 656 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 That grow up listening to that 657 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Fucking horrible noise 658 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 And I don't know it makes them feel comfortable maybe 659 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Consoles them after a 660 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Shit weekend of results 661 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I don't know really what it's doing to you 662 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Emotionally 663 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Only when we're talking about it 664 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 This is why I'm glad we're not a recording podcast 665 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 So should we swiftly move on? 666 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Let's cheer you up mate 667 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 What you got someone that's going to give me a blowjob? 668 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Well 669 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Hopefully someone sends you a tick tick 670 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Or a dick tick 671 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Because if someone sent you a dick tick you would fucking love it 672 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 No I don't know if that loves you but you would be like 673 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Fucking hell 674 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 No 675 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 I know a couple of my lads 676 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 That I'll send it to and they'd 677 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Appreciate it 678 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Now as I say if it was a fucking funny one 679 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 I'd be like yeah fair enough that's 680 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 A lot 681 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I can just imagine it's just going to be 682 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Something fucking 683 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Squeezing the life out of you 684 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Turning purple 685 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 No chance of it anyhow 686 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 But yeah we will move on 687 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 So I've not 688 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Stopped working you're back into work 689 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Now 690 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 But with a couple of days off 691 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Did you manage to enjoy 692 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Well once you was feeling better again did you manage to 693 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Enjoy a bit of relaxation 694 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 A bit of down time 695 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Yeah I did actually 696 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Did you watch any good movies or anything? 697 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I watched squid games 698 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 I said I haven't even watched season 1 699 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 So I can't know 700 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I didn't watch season 2 701 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Yeah 702 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 I don't want to spoil it but 703 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Yeah 704 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I can't say I'm going to be jumping on to watch it anytime soon 705 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 But I did watch 706 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Beetlejuice 2 the other day 707 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Oh okay how was that? 708 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Well obviously the writer 709 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Of the script is a 710 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Solid fan of the podcast 711 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Because the amount of times I said real talk 712 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Real talking and stuff 713 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 That we say a lot in the 714 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Scripts 715 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 So it was nice to see that 716 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Bit of a fan 717 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 I still got the writer's name 718 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 But you know who you are 719 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Shout out 720 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Respect 721 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 But honestly the amount of times 722 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Real talk, just looking at the camera 723 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 As if he's Deadpool 724 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Get him on 725 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 I'm Batman 726 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Arguably the best Batman 727 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Let go of Batman 728 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 And then we watched 729 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 I should have wrote it down 730 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Anyone but you 731 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 So 732 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 The 733 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Male leading male actor 734 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 He's been in loads of things now 735 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 He's just been in Twister 736 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 I'm sure we'll 737 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Think of all the things he's been in now 738 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 I know who you want about the main character from Twister though 739 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Yeah so he's the main one in that 740 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 And then Sydney Sweeney 741 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Is the lead female 742 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Actress 743 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 No 744 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 I'm not a youth 745 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 I'm not down with the kids 746 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Sabrina Carpenter 747 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Is that who you're thinking of 748 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Fuck no it's me 749 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I'm guessing so 750 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 But we did mention her 751 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Well I mentioned her 752 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Many episodes ago 753 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 It's all I was seeing on my feed at one point 754 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Sydney Sweeney, this and that 755 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 She was just like another blonde woman with big tits 756 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 That's all I fucking thought at the time 757 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 But now 758 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I fucking get it 759 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 You see you know 760 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 I'll get it mate 761 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 She's got them all you can just look into 762 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 And fucking fall in love with and that 763 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Hopefully the missus doesn't listen to this episode 764 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Not that she listens to any of them anyway 765 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 But I was watching it and I was like 766 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 I'm glad I fucking put this on 767 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Put it on because it's a rom-com 768 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Fucking, to rom-com 769 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Romantic comedy film 770 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Because he's been in a couple of things now 771 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 It was some hitman film recently as well 772 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Was it The Hitman 773 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 I have no idea 774 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Again it was a good film 775 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 That I'm fucking thinking of 776 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Put it on more so 777 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Because Cookie Roos was just watching 778 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 A couple of films on the one day 779 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 And yeah I was all fucking out 780 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I'll get it 781 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I tell you what, maybe I did watch 782 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Y2K, you know I mentioned it before 783 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 That movie 784 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 I scrolled past it while I was looking for films the other day 785 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Was it good then? 786 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 It starts off alright 787 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Don't watch it mate 788 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 It's not funny 789 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 The first opening things 790 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 It feels like that American pilot 791 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 But then it just gets fucking weird 792 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 It's a shame 793 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 But yeah 794 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I fucking got it 795 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 It was nice 796 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 To see her in a bikini now and again 797 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 But it wasn't 798 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 It was just the face 799 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 I wasn't concentrating on the body too much 800 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 But as I said, the smile, the eyes and that 801 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 So you're getting that 802 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I fucking got it 803 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Put it on 804 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 And I can say it loudly because you're over half an hour 805 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Yeah 806 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Anyone but you, look out for it 807 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Put it on, just say Jay said it's a good film 808 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 We want to watch it 809 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Maybe next week you'll be saying 810 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Jay, I'll get it 811 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 We shall move on to 812 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 The correspondence now anyway 813 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 We can't just keep talking about 814 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 The fucking fancy 815 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Other actresses 816 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Even though, no it was not 817 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 But we have got 818 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 The old fucking feature of 819 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 And firstly we've got Alan Weave 820 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 People doing balloon releases 821 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 One to one of your 822 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Lost loved ones 823 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Plant a tree or flowers 824 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 General reveal, bake a cake 825 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Buying a cartoon balloon for your kids 826 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Tight to the wrists 827 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Sick of seeing dead balloons 828 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 All over the place 829 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 So I'm liking that 830 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 People are putting a bit more information 831 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Into why they're pissed off about 832 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Something and obviously 833 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Alan's got too many balloons around what he is 834 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 It is annoying though when you see 835 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Like a balloon trapped in a tree 836 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 And you aren't liking it 837 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 It's like a number 3 or something because it's from someone's fucking birthday party 838 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 That's there forever now 839 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 It's been fucking 840 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 For quite a while now, but you know what I mean 841 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Until the last of the helium finally 842 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Evaporates from 843 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Out of its enclosure 844 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 The balloon, and then it finally falls down 845 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 But then they're not by the gradable 846 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 And then some of them might go onto a power line 847 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 And cause a fucking explosion or something 848 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Too many 849 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Balloons now 850 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 I've been to one before 851 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 A balloon release 852 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 From 853 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 A lost one 854 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 I won't go into too many details 855 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 But even with that I thought 856 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 It's a bit fucking pointless isn't it 857 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Because the dead person doesn't know about it 858 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Unless the act of 859 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 The Lord is real 860 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 And even then Lord, would you be asked 861 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 If you could see down on 862 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 So scenario 863 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 Past time 864 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Yeah but it's more of a metaphor than sending him up to you 865 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 So you'd appreciate it then 866 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 No no, I'm playing devil's advocate 867 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 I'm just saying 868 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Said loved one 869 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Would be looking down below 870 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Those balloons are for me, a gift 871 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Nah I think it's shot 872 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Alan, I'm in your fucking 873 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 I'm not saying I'm against Alan, I get what he's saying 874 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 I was just, you know, context mate 875 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Yeah but that 876 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 That gesture, I wouldn't be asked about it 877 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 To be fair I wouldn't be asked about flowers on my fucking gravestone 878 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 And that as well 879 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Yeah, just keep it clean, don't let it go mouldy 880 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Don't let no fucking little emo kids 881 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Shag on it mate 882 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 On the headstone 883 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Nah, because I wouldn't be able to be involved with all 884 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 Yeah but you like 885 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Fucking bring back to life mate 886 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Give them a fucking 887 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Story to tell 888 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 But yeah Alan, fucking get it lad 889 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Get it 890 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Yeah, we've already set James in 891 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yeah 892 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Then we've got Jess Weave 893 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:30,000 When people act all high and mighty just because they work more than 40 hours, some of us want to enjoy life 894 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Right 895 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000 And the people that work them hours, you know they work those hours 896 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 If someone does 70 hours a week, 70 hours a week 897 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Fucking 20 hours overtime 898 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Don't do the overtime then mate 899 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Yeah, if you're gonna moan about it 900 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Yeah, just don't do it 901 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 I moan about how many hours I do 902 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Because I'm not happy about it 903 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 All I want to do is less hours 904 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 All I want to have a weekend off 905 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I mean even tomorrow, working tomorrow 906 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Which is today 907 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 For all you lovely listeners 908 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 If you listen as it gets released 909 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Yeah, I don't want to work weekends 910 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 I don't want to work Fridays 911 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I don't want to work Mondays mate 912 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Nah 913 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Yeah 914 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 But you know we need money 915 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 We have to earn money to survive 916 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 And yeah 917 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 If I can just do 30 to 40 hours a week 918 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Happy days 919 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 But I ain't gonna brag about it 920 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Or fucking like 921 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Shub it in someone's face 922 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 That I'm doing all these fucking hours 923 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Because I don't want to do it 924 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 No, I agree 925 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Next time someone's fucking saying it to you 926 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Just say 927 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Hold down, I don't care 928 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Do the motion, put your finger 929 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 On the lips as they're talking, moan about it 930 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Shhhhh 931 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 On your neck in kid 932 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 We don't want to fucking know 933 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 If you're not happy, shut the fuck up 934 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Moan about it on the inside 935 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Not on the outside 936 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Because we don't want to know, we don't care 937 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 So er 938 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I'm not saying we don't care about your message 939 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 But we don't care about people moaning 940 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 That's their fucking problems 941 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 And then we got Joe's fucking one 942 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Now this one has got a lot of fucking 943 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Background stories to run as well 944 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Here we go 945 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Er, adult in public slash 946 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Shared spices 947 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Who don't clean or factor themselves 948 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Er, unfortunately I live with 949 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 An office mate 950 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 In shared accommodation 951 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Er, she's in her early 30s 952 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 She sheds hair 953 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Now we all shed hair 954 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 So it's not just 955 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 This office mate, let's just 956 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 You know, get that out there 957 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Er, so sheds hair 958 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 And just leaves it on the floor 959 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Getting littered with her hair 960 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Er 961 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Cooks things in the kitchen 962 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Doesn't wipe the surfaces, spills something 963 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 All that jazz, yeah 964 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Er, hair in the shower 965 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Really fucking pissed off about her hair everywhere 966 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 I can imagine she must be shedding a lot of hair 967 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Than for it to be noticed everywhere 968 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Or is she just a belt? 969 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Because when it's long hair, it seems like there's more hair around 970 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Right 971 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Oh no, I've got this problem 972 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 There's two of us with long hair in my house 973 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Ginger hair as well 974 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Ginger 975 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 That's the thing 976 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I can't blame it on the missus 977 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Hair not being in the drain 978 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Because he's most likely mine as well 979 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Erm, not that I'm boarding or anything 980 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Er, yeah 981 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Leaves hair in the shower drain 982 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Er, took me several times 983 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Reminding her and putting a 984 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Sign in the bathroom 985 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 To hopefully maintain 986 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 A clean shared bathroom 987 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Well, I do agree with erm 988 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 If you 989 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Obviously share a 990 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 So if you're cooking 991 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 You've just got to clean up after yourself 992 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 No one wants to walk into my 993 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Dirty kitchen stuff 994 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Not even just shared though, if you're living on your own 995 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Just clean up and go along 996 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Especially if you've got a dishwasher 997 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Just wash it down 998 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Not everyone's got a luxury lockers 999 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Yeah, that's true 1000 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 But if you've got a dishwasher 1001 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 I have this at home with my missus 1002 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Because I've got the system 1003 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 If the door's open it means there's room 1004 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 For stuff to put in 1005 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 And then it can be turned on 1006 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 The door's shut, it's either 1007 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 On a cycle, which in here it's on 1008 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Or it's been cleaned 1009 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 So it means it can get emptied 1010 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 But 1011 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Most of the time the door will be 1012 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 A jar and the missus will still 1013 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Put a plate and shit 1014 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 On the side 1015 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 She's fucking just asking for a slap mate 1016 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 That's what she's doing 1017 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Because initially 1018 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 I thought, when I was reading that 1019 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 I was thinking a lot, you know when you go to McDonald's 1020 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 And you eat you, you get your tray 1021 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 You fucking scram 1022 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 You fucking Big Mac and a milkshake 1023 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 And some fries 1024 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 So when I'm done I'll fucking take the tray 1025 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 To the bin area like it's supposed to 1026 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Put your fucking 1027 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Because you've got all your recycling sections 1028 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 And stuff, now I'll fucking dip it all up 1029 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 I'll fucking put it in and that 1030 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Top of the bin, then walk out 1031 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 So I thought she was alluding 1032 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 To that at first a bit, because 1033 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Most people will just leave it on the table 1034 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 And 1035 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 It's annoying because 1036 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Their attitude 1037 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 But it's not my job to do it, they're getting paid to do it 1038 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 But if you walk in 1039 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 And all the tables 1040 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Have got fucking trays and that on 1041 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 And that one person on the floor hasn't got a fucking 1042 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Then you're gonna fucking 1043 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Moan then, yeah, so 1044 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 It's not hard, just 1045 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Use a bit of common sense, a bit of manners and that 1046 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 And just clean up after yourself 1047 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 I do think though it is 1048 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Obviously you can clean up 1049 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 After yourself, or as you're going along 1050 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 So to speak, so as you're doing it 1051 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Fill the sink up, wash it up with liquid 1052 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 And then, cool 1053 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Wash, finish off, wash whatever 1054 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Remaining, dry 1055 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 There we go, job's good and it's not 1056 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Hard, but it is, I can 1057 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 I can imagine how you walk in 1058 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 And it's just fucking shit everywhere and it's not yours 1059 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 You would after a bad day mate 1060 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Long day in the office and that 1061 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 You're just gonna be fucking pissed off 1062 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Did you go in and have a shower and it's fucking 1063 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Hair everywhere 1064 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 See, because even when I have my shower 1065 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Admittedly it's not every time 1066 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 But when I get out 1067 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 I notice there is a lot of hair 1068 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Then I'll turn the shower back on 1069 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Give the bath a rinse 1070 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 And then when it's 1071 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 All accumulated at the plug hole 1072 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 I'll take it out 1073 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 And then, not everyone 1074 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Will do this, but 1075 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 I'll put the fucking, the loose hair 1076 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Then into the toilet and flush the toilet 1077 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Now, I know a lot of people 1078 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 And by that 1079 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 I mean, the missus, don't fucking 1080 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Do that, she'll leave the fucking coil on the edge 1081 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Of the bath, even though she's got the little fucking bin 1082 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 In the bathroom, Jo, what do you see in her 1083 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Mate, fight on the soil 1084 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Fucking arse son 1085 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Look, it's just a shame you can't beat these bitches 1086 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 These days 1087 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 There's a lot of times 1088 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Honestly, myself 1089 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 I've said to her in the past 1090 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 You're lucky things are different these days 1091 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Because you get a fucking slap for that 1092 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 She fucking knows it as well 1093 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 She knows how to fuck my balls 1094 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Yeah, she'll leave it on the side 1095 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 I'm like, just push it down the toilet 1096 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 You can't do that 1097 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 You can, because it helps with the filtration 1098 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 System at the other end 1099 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 But she doesn't want to do it 1100 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 But if you're not going to do it 1101 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Put it in your little bin then 1102 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 But even with fucking 1103 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 You finished the toilet paper 1104 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 You got the cardboard centre 1105 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Look, I've gone into the bathroom 1106 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 She's not as bad now 1107 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 I've gone into the bathroom a couple of years ago 1108 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 And it'd be like, because I'll make a point 1109 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 If I'm not the one that's finished it 1110 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I'm not fucking 1111 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 So if she's finished it, she shouldn't be 1112 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Leaving it in the bathroom 1113 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Mate, honestly 1114 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 I was six down a month 1115 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 And I was like, you fucking 1116 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Planning on doing some arthritack shit with all these 1117 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 The way Neil Buchanan 1118 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Used to glue them together and make a little 1119 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Cardboard man or something 1120 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 And she was like 1121 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 No, look, they've got to go in the bin now 1122 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 So why do it all in the fucking bathroom 1123 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Because it's fucking annoying 1124 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 And then 1125 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 I'd take mine down 1126 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 And I'd make a point that I've got it in my hand 1127 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Because I've got the two bins as well 1128 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 So it's even easier 1129 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Putting it in the recycling bin, kid 1130 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Fucking, no, you've 1131 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 I shouldn't have been so pissed off today 1132 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 No, this is, I can feel it 1133 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Can I just say, Jodie's never hit his 1134 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Girlfriend, you've never hit your what? 1135 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 I just want to put that out there 1136 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 I haven't, as I said, she's fucking 1137 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Deserved it a few times 1138 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 But I've never fucking done it 1139 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Because 1140 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 I'll joke about it 1141 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 I've been with her as well 1142 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 And she's fucking slapping him in the gut 1143 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 And the amount of times 1144 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Not that we're out often, but 1145 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 The amount of times when I've said it while in the pub 1146 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 And you get people around looking as if 1147 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Fucking hell, what's going on there 1148 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 There's a thing you can do now when you go to the bar 1149 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 You can ask for a certain girl's name 1150 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 And it's basically called to say you're in trouble 1151 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Yeah, there's some hand gesture 1152 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Or something as well 1153 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Apparently if you go to bars or pubs 1154 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 The bar staff are supposed to be briefed up 1155 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 That if you go, I think it's asked for 1156 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 I'm looking for my mate Jessica 1157 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 I was just about to say I'm sure it's not Jessica 1158 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Yeah, so 1159 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 It's Jessica working today, something like that 1160 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 So you're at the pub and then 1161 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Someone's like, do you want to ask for 1162 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 You're looking for Jessica? 1163 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 But we did have someone say 1164 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Something, I don't know what they said 1165 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 But poked up on it 1166 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 And the missus was 1167 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 She's turned around and gone, he's only joking 1168 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Because if he went to hit me I'd fucking hit him back 1169 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And then if she did hit me 1170 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I would fucking, she would know about it 1171 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 She'd be fucking waking up in a hospital bed 1172 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 That's it 1173 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 We're not gonna mate next week are we? 1174 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 We're gonna get shut down 1175 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Nah, we're never gonna get shut down 1176 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 I mean after these confessions 1177 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Not our confessions by the way, but after the confessions 1178 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Some other people might have something else to say 1179 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Or maybe these are as you never know 1180 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 But then there wouldn't be a nomenos 1181 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Well, that's it, you just never know though 1182 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 I got 1183 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Yeah, so there was one 1184 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 That we 1185 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 We got to do last week 1186 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 So, you still got a little fucking 1187 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Bonus this week, there's an extra one 1188 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Wow, there's fucking 1189 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Free overall, but let's get into it 1190 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Oh Jesus, now the phone 1191 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Wants to start playing 1192 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Fucking technology 1193 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Probably because I've clicked on the wrong fucking 1194 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 App, isn't it? 1195 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 YouTube rather than YouTube music 1196 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 I've done a YouTube studio 1197 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Instead of YouTube music 1198 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 YouTube studio 1199 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 We are on YouTube as well 1200 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 The audio podcast gets 1201 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Uploaded every week as well 1202 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 But 1203 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 You're tired of YouTube because if you're not paying for premium 1204 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 You have to leave your phone 1205 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Or all of the phones open 1206 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Whereas, like myself 1207 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Because I pay for the premium, I can have my phone 1208 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Like and still listen to me 1209 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 So it makes it a lot easier 1210 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 So 1211 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Farber Ash, Farber 1212 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Let's get on to these confessions 1213 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 This music 1214 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Right, confession one 1215 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I sometimes like to take 1216 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 The skin from my ball bag 1217 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Stretch it far enough so I can use 1218 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 It to plug up my butthole 1219 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 And fart in 1220 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 And then fart it out 1221 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Right, now I've never 1222 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Played with the skin, I'm like 1223 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Wait a minute, I'm a farter 1224 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 What do you think about that, Jhéamé? 1225 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 It's probably weird 1226 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Have you ever tried 1227 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Stretching your ball bag? 1228 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 No, because I know 1229 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 That's like a fetish 1230 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 That must be 1231 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Yeah, like how do you say 1232 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 That your balls already 1233 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 I was going to say that, but it's the skin from his ball bag 1234 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Yeah, but 1235 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 How low do they already hang 1236 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 That he's got enough to be able to 1237 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Stretch to his arsehole 1238 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Like 1239 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Because they're not right next to each other 1240 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 And then like how does he stay in there 1241 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 To find out, you've got to be in a certain 1242 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 You must have to be in a certain leg up or squat 1243 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Because you shouldn't freak that to work 1244 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Because you couldn't just keep it in there 1245 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 So when he needs that sensation to fart 1246 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Quickly pull in there 1247 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Yeah, and 1248 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Because again if you're lifting up your leg or something 1249 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 To try and stretch it in 1250 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 How are you holding the fart in 1251 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 When you 1252 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 You know, moving around so much 1253 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 It's weird 1254 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Father Jeremy, there is a lot of 1255 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Fetishies out there 1256 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 And this seems to be one that 1257 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 I do not want to take 1258 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 If he's doing that with his ball sack 1259 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 What's he doing with his knob? 1260 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Wow 1261 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 What should he do? 1262 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Father Jeremy 1263 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 What should it 1264 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Take on his sins? 1265 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Well, I feel like he's going to regret it 1266 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Later on in love 1267 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Because, you know, not that mine have gone too much 1268 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 But I've noticed the sag more 1269 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 As I've got over the hanging leg 1270 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Not massively low 1271 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 But I do notice the difference 1272 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 And yeah, he's going to be 1273 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Touching his ankles 1274 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 When he's of age, I feel like at the moment 1275 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Because if you keep stretching all 1276 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 Like that, he's going to do 1277 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Hold him in his belly button 1278 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Next when he can 1279 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 And just fucking start doing 1280 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Sit ups or something 1281 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 It's just 1282 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Look 1283 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 We'll all have a little bit of a 1284 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Scratch and that 1285 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 You'll know what I'm saying 1286 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 You sort of 1287 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Pinched the end of it and rolled it a little bit 1288 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 Just the skin on the ball 1289 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 So it's not 1290 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 That you're playing with, but instead of 1291 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Scratching with your nails, you'll just 1292 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Essentially pinch the skin 1293 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Yeah, so like if you can't do it 1294 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 And roll it 1295 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 So you roll the skin to itch instead of 1296 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Scratching it 1297 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 But that's not playing 1298 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 With your balls, that's just fucking 1299 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Soothing an itch 1300 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 So yeah 1301 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Put it in your arsehole 1302 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Nothing goes in my arsehole, but you said you're an open star 1303 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Mate, you 1304 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I swear you're a secret, Peggy 1305 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Open that 1306 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Again, because 1307 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 I was just struggling to see how he's doing it 1308 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Is he fucking spitting on the ball bag 1309 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 So he pushes into his arsehole as well then 1310 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 I was doing it tried 1311 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 That's just not right, is he? 1312 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 I mean it seems like a bit far fetched to me 1313 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 He might be someone taking the mickey out of us 1314 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 I mean he's taking up his own 1315 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Himself really 1316 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Openly admitting stuff like that 1317 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Well 1318 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 It is anonymous 1319 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 What's 1320 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 The fucking trend at the moment 1321 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 We listen 1322 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 We don't 1323 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Judge 1324 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 We've fucking just judged him a lot 1325 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 No, but it's like 1326 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 It's for the content, no any 1327 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Personally, we don't care 1328 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 It doesn't affect you, mate 1329 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Yeah, as long as he doesn't send any 1330 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Pictures of you 1331 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 You want pictures of me? Nah 1332 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Normally when we say we don't, it means we do 1333 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 So you don't want 1334 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Tic-tics 1335 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 I don't want Tic-tics now 1336 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Yeah, I'm struggling to 1337 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Just understand how 1338 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 He can do it and that is just 1339 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Filled 1340 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 Again, don't fucking do a video and send it in or anything 1341 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Because that's, I don't want to see 1342 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 It's not wrong So how should he cleanse 1343 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 From his sin 1344 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Get a fucking hobbit 1345 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Right 1346 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Start playing football manager or something 1347 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 You've got too much time on your hands 1348 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Using your hands 1349 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I love how we 1350 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Went from just saying to how Mary's 1351 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Too proper 1352 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Confession to 1353 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 I do literally nothing at work 1354 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 For several months 1355 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Now and nobody has noticed 1356 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 My day is pretty boring 1357 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 I get to work, I open my PC 1358 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 And I stare at my screen for 8 hours straight 1359 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Most days I have absolutely 1360 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Nothing to do 1361 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 And the days 1362 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Most days I have 1363 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Absolutely nothing to do 1364 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 And the days there's some work it takes at most 1365 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 A couple of hours of my time 1366 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 I work in an open space 1367 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Where nobody has noticed 1368 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 So I guess I'm really good 1369 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 At seeming busy 1370 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 My bosses respect me and even 1371 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Thank me for my work 1372 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 I don't know how, for how long 1373 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 I will be able to keep going, but I'm going to 1374 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Work the situation the best I can 1375 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Roy, I've heard about 1376 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Someone doing this in Spain 1377 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 That got paid for 7 years 1378 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 That didn't even 1379 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Go in the office 1380 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 I didn't know that was in Spain 1381 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 I know which store you're on about 1382 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 I'm sure it was in Spain, it was like a water company in Spain 1383 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 The person didn't even turn in 1384 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 For 7 years and got another job 1385 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 And was getting paid for 7 years 1386 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 And getting emails to say thanks for all your work and everything 1387 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 So I would just 1388 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Roy this out 1389 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 For as long as possible 1390 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 7 months and no one has noticed 1391 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Unless someone above you comes in 1392 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Like a new director 1393 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 They'll just maybe do us 1394 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 A little bit more, but if you're getting 1395 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Thankful for your work 1396 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 Just hold on 1397 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 And if it's on email you've always got that to say 1398 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 I think thankful work 1399 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 So I would just 1400 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Yeah, just make the most of it 1401 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 And 1402 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Just bear him on though 1403 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 If you're going to want to go for a promotion 1404 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Or something, you might need to put in a little bit 1405 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Of extra work then 1406 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Think about it though 1407 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 If they're getting thanked for the work they're doing 1408 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 They're not doing anything, if they push for promotion 1409 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 And do a couple of hours a day, they're going to see him for a year 1410 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Like a real good work 1411 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Yeah 1412 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 All we'd be able to do is 1413 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 In an open space 1414 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 So it's just an open office 1415 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 You're not in a little cube 1416 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 You can see all the different screens 1417 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 And stuff like 1418 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Because I was going to say with that 1419 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 You could probably bash the football manager if you wanted to 1420 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 On the slide 1421 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 It wasn't the same one that's playing with the ball sacked up 1422 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 It was a different person 1423 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 That is a confession too 1424 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 By the way 1425 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Yeah 1426 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Enjoy while you can 1427 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Enjoy, exactly 1428 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 You never know how long it's going to last 1429 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Just make sure you know 1430 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 What to do 1431 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 If you do have to start doing some work 1432 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 I think he seems 1433 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 I say he, he might be a she 1434 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 This person seems capable because 1435 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 My boss is respecting me and even thanking me for my work 1436 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Right 1437 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Yeah 1438 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 That's it yeah, just about most of it 1439 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Don't get too greedy with it though 1440 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Don't fucking 1441 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 I think go greedy, go big 1442 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Because they can't start smashing out Solitaire 1443 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 On the full screen 1444 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 I don't know mate 1445 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 You can email and say boss is thanking you for your work 1446 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 You can do a bit there 1447 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Right, confession free 1448 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 It's a long one 1449 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 The last struggles with reading 1450 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 It's not that, sometimes 1451 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 When it's a long one, the screen goes dark 1452 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 That's because of the settings 1453 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Yeah, I know yeah 1454 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Also, side note, you know we've always been 1455 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Innocent about this new car 1456 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Set the side mirror 1457 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 We're on parallel parking, yeah 1458 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 I've got to fucking do it 1459 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 So is yours not an electronic 1460 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Yeah, I can do it 1461 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 I can do it on the bottom next to me 1462 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 But I fucking never do, I complain about it 1463 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 I never do it anyways 1464 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Fucking first world problems 1465 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Right 1466 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 I work in a small confession free 1467 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 This is a different person by the way 1468 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 This could be though 1469 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Let's see how this story goes 1470 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 I work in a small office 1471 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 And last month I was really struggling 1472 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Financially 1473 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 I didn't want to ask anyone for help because I was embarrassed 1474 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 One day 1475 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 I saw a delicious looking lunch 1476 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 In the fridge that didn't have my name 1477 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 On it 1478 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Why not 1479 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 I told myself just this once 1480 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 And then I did it again and again 1481 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 It became this terrible cycle 1482 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Every day I rationalised 1483 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 It with thoughts like maybe they 1484 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Were not at least 1485 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Or they just think they forgot their lunch 1486 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 It felt like 1487 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Victimless crime at first 1488 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 But then I overheard one of my co-workers 1489 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Let's call him Mark 1490 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Mark, his name was Mark 1491 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Complaining about how his 1492 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Meals kept disappearing 1493 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 He said he was spending extra money to replace them 1494 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 And he was upsetting him 1495 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 I felt awful 1496 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 I realised I wasn't just taking food 1497 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 I was crying stress for someone who didn't serve it 1498 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Mark 1499 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Is one of the nicest people in the office 1500 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Last week I stopped taking the lunches 1501 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 And started bringing my own 1502 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 But the girl is eating me alive 1503 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 I don't know if I should confess to him 1504 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 I just tried to make it look quietly by 1505 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Treating him in some way 1506 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 I regret what I did but I feel 1507 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 I feel like saying something would 1508 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Only make him feel worse 1509 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 How do I make this right 1510 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Well 1511 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Firstly 1512 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 You've come to the right place 1513 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 The only place to come 1514 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 The only place 1515 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Now 1516 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 We've all been there, we've all been a bit peckish 1517 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 And not had some food 1518 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 But I can honestly say 1519 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 I've never taken anyone's food 1520 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Has someone 1521 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Has someone ever taken your food on site 1522 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 So 1523 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 I have had 1524 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Food taken 1525 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 How did that make you feel 1526 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 Well it was 1527 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Not too much of an issue because it was more so 1528 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 A bag of food 1529 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 I've been to the shop and bought a six pack 1530 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Of walkers crisps and 1531 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Sausage rolls and stuff and so someone had helped 1532 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Themselves to a pack of crisps and 1533 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Little bits so all the food 1534 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Wasn't gone 1535 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Most of the time the people that work with me 1536 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Do say you want something just help yourself 1537 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Because you know 1538 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 It's not nice if you're feeling hungry 1539 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 And someone else is fucking scurrying down 1540 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 So I won't 1541 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Too fussed 1542 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 About how does this 1543 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 I think 1544 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 I think Mark was in the wrong 1545 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 In the first place because he should have 1546 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Put his name on his fucking food 1547 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 He does say 1548 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I thought it 1549 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Says there was no name on there 1550 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Well you are right there 1551 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Keeping me on my toes 1552 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Mark should have put his name on there 1553 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 But if you bring in a sandwich box 1554 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 And you put it in a communal 1555 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 It's Mark's food 1556 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 You don't have to but 1557 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 If he's going into the fridge putting his sandwich box in there 1558 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 And other people have got names on them 1559 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Then the sign's there 1560 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Put your name on it 1561 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 So other people know whose it is 1562 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 And then 1563 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 When you 1564 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 You've done it once 1565 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Just realise 1566 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 You've done the wrong thing 1567 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 You should have 1568 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 So if it was in a sandwich box 1569 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 You should have made a sandwich the next day 1570 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 And put it with that 1571 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 And just a little sorry note or something 1572 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 And then 1573 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Now that you've made your own 1574 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Sandwiches or whatever and bringing it in 1575 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Then 1576 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 You've got over it now 1577 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 As long as 1578 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 You haven't been found out 1579 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 To be fair 1580 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Where was it eaten? 1581 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 There must have a canteen in the office 1582 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 So it must have a kitchen space where everyone puts all their stuff 1583 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 Like maybe snacks or whatever 1584 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 And he's just gone in and putting his package in 1585 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Because if I'm this Mark and I walk into this canteen 1586 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 I've checked in the fridge 1587 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 My food's gone 1588 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 I'd see this other person 1589 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 With both of them scrapped 1590 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 Maybe he just goes 1591 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Sneaks out from the toilet, scrans it 1592 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 What weird 1593 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 What I would do is 1594 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Not mention it, you've done the crime 1595 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 There's no point doing the time 1596 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 There's no point saying anything 1597 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Mark was already a little bitch about it crying in the office 1598 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 But what I wouldn't 1599 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 I'd like to go to Tesco and get another meal deal 1600 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Fucking just buy a meal deal in the first place 1601 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Stop bringing in food 1602 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 Fucking ready-sword crisps 1603 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Yeah, what I would do 1604 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 You've done the crime 1605 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Don't do the time 1606 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 What I would do though is say to Mark 1607 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Mark, fucking hell son 1608 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Do you like these donuts? I brought donuts in 1609 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Give him a donut 1610 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 Or, mate, I'm gonna grab a pint after work 1611 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Do you fancy coming for a beer? 1612 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Maybe don't want to be that way with Mark 1613 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Mark could be a bit of a prick who's minding about food 1614 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 But apparently he's the nicest guy in the office 1615 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Wow 1616 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Yeah, but maybe they already got out for beers 1617 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Just buy the first two rounds 1618 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 If they're going out for beers 1619 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 And that already 1620 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 Mark's a nice guy 1621 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Just buy a soda, chips and chicken wings 1622 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 And say, yeah, mate 1623 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 I bought these, I'm not even hungry 1624 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 Just have them 1625 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 So what we're saying is 1626 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Just get him something back, whatever it will 1627 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Treat Mark 1628 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 To a little 1629 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Mackeys or something 1630 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 And then your soul is cleansed 1631 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Yeah, you'll feel a lot better then 1632 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 And then 1633 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Tell Mark something off the beach 1634 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Mark's a nice guy though 1635 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Yeah, but he's a fucking soft 1636 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 You know, innit 1637 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 And 1638 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Try and get on top of your finances 1639 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Hopefully it was just something trivial 1640 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 You know, repairs 1641 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 Christmas and stuff 1642 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 That you was a bit short on money 1643 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Just try and get on top of that 1644 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Because we don't want to see 1645 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 You struggling in life 1646 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 And have to start stealing food again 1647 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Because that's what it is, it's best 1648 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 So don't do it again 1649 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Yeah, that's not what I'm saying 1650 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 So, yeah, on that note 1651 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 We shall leave you there 1652 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Get all your questions in 1653 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 And all that as usual 1654 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Don't forget to download, always appreciate it 1655 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 And 1656 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Yeah, onto good 1657 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Things for 2025 1658 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 So enjoy the rest of your weekend 1659 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Or week, whenever you listen to it 1660 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 And we'll see you next week 1661 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Peace! 1662 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 You can't deny 1663 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 Their chemistry's electric 1664 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 You can't deny 1665 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 You can't deny 1666 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:28,000 You can't deny