1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 They've kept us, we's electric, you can't deny 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Hi everyone, welcome back to this 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 In between Christmas and New Year's episode of the real talking podcast 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 With your hosts, Paulie Ash and JD 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Now it might end up having to have an odd break in the middle of the air 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Cause Ashley's not very well, I'm keeping my distance, social distancing and all that 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 But you know, other than that, I mean we've just been speaking off pod 16 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 We should have saved the conversation for the pod really 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 So since we have had questions about it, have you had a good Christmas, mate? 18 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Yes, it's been a nice one obviously 19 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Cobes her age now, where she kinda knows not everything that's going on 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,000 But knows somewhat, like she gets excited when she's seen all the presents and everything 21 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:38,000 So yeah, it was a nice one actually, how about yourself? 22 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Yeah, I mean the dog, he doesn't really understand Christmas 23 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 So yeah, when they use getting his little box of extra treats 24 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 It just seems like another normal day to him really 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I did get him a new collar 26 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,000 A couple of weeks ago we bought some new toys for him 27 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Cause he's been mad over this octopus, purple octopus that he's had 28 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Well, what you would think about a year, but most probably hasn't been 29 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:11,000 And he's obviously played with that much, he's got no legs left 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 It's literally just the head and there's no stuffing left in it either 31 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 But he's still fucking playing around with it 32 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,000 The other week, I don't know, we were in Asda or something, we found two more 33 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:28,000 But they were weird looking, like, you know, in the night garden 34 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 So Macapacca with his odd shaped blue heads 35 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 So the heads are sort of like that shape 36 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 They look a bit special 37 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 I didn't even count the legs to be fair, so it might not be funny all there 38 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 But when we got him, I was just gonna miss his dog 39 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Cause at that point, he still had two legs left 40 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I was like, save it for Christmas for him 41 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Nah, straight away gives him one 42 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 But he still barely plays with that one 43 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 He's just been playing with his head still 44 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,000 He's off his head, you'll just grab it, throw it around 45 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,000 The last of the insides, the sponge stuff just falls out 46 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 And then he'll just lie on it there 47 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 There's literally nothing left, it's like a sock now 48 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 So, yeah, trying to get him to fucking play with that a bit more now 49 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:22,000 But otherwise, yeah, I mean, I didn't really get too much 50 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 But I didn't ask for much either 51 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 New batteries for the drills and stuff 52 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Cause one of them's knackered, so yeah, new one of those 53 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Couple of T-shirts 54 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,000 And then just little figures, so not the pop punk ones 55 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,000 But there was one other small little one, little red Power Ranger one 56 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:50,000 And then Collector Autumns, the six original Power Rangers 57 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Still in the packaging 58 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:58,000 But because they're in the flat cardboard packaging with the plastic surrounding 59 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 You can't just stand them up on the shelf 60 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:05,000 So I've had to load the way that the little man cave cinema area is 61 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 With the one triangle shelf, I've had to wedge the cardboard in on the frame of the shelf 62 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Just to hold them up 63 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Do they not have those little... 64 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I don't even know, you see back in the day when they used to be on the rack 65 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 They've got that little hole in it 66 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, so they've got the hook that you take 67 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Back in Toys R Us days and then you take it off the hook 68 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 So it's got that, but I ain't got no books for them 69 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 So that's why I've just wedged them in there for now 70 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,000 And then she got me a fucking... 71 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Again, it's a red Power Ranger, but it's a bath duck 72 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 With the little rubber duckies 73 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 And so he's morphed into the red Power Ranger 74 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 And he's got his little sword in his door 75 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Well, they're not little wings in it 76 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 So he's holding that sword, fucking... 77 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 And it comes in a little bath as well 78 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 So yeah, I've had to put that on the shelf as well 79 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 So yeah, done that 80 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 But we won't talk about food too much 81 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Because of your sensitive belly 82 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 But I've started prepping the food the day before as well 83 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Overnight for about 15 hours 84 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 It was all cooking and that 85 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Fucking beautiful 86 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 So I didn't have to do too much prep on Christmas Day to be fair 87 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 So yeah, then movies and chilled 88 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:26,000 And then yesterday, so Boxing Day for us in the UK 89 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Because Americans don't celebrate Boxing Day 90 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I think it's just Canada, isn't it? 91 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Yeah, so the future 51st date 92 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Yeah, and Greenland 93 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Which isn't green 94 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 So yeah, Boxing Day 95 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Because I don't like going anywhere on Christmas Day 96 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 So Boxing Day was just doing all the running around 97 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:52,000 And obviously ran late because the missy's not being ready on time 98 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 So it was already an hour late 99 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 And even that, sitting off 100 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,000 And luckily we wasn't on the motorway 101 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 I don't know if I've turned the straighteners off 102 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 So I'm having to turn back around 103 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 So I'm already late and then that's Adi Darn as well 104 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 At the petrol station 105 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Because we were in her car 106 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 But I'm driving and I'm having to fill up 107 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,000 So if I'm filling up, just go in and pay 108 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Stop being lazy 109 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 But they had the bangers on on radio 110 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 One of them jumped into the car 111 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 And it was Jamie T 112 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 If you got the money 113 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 So that was it then 114 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I was like, Rob, I'm getting his first album 115 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Bang that on 116 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 So driving to the old fellas 117 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Listening to Jamie T's first album 118 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I don't know how that felt 119 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Fucking tunes 120 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 So yeah, it's always fun 121 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 You can not listen to something for years 122 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 And then the song will come on 123 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And you just remember all the words again as well 124 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Fucking father to 125 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Fucking sit out on the way to fucking Burton 126 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 And then yeah, fucking 127 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Then it was back home 128 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Grabbed the dog 129 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Dropped the dog off at her mum's 130 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 And I was saying to her 131 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Let's just drop your mark 132 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 And then go to my mum's 133 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Still at her mum's for 20 minutes 134 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 I'm like 135 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 She says to my mum 136 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 We'll be there at 12 137 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 It's fucking 3 o'clock at these points 138 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 So yeah, you know 139 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 You try and make plans 140 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 And nothing's going to 141 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Yeah 142 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Like unnecessarily pissed off 143 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 On boxing day 144 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 And all I wanted to do was just 145 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Do what he needs to do 146 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Yeah 147 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 And then on the afternoon 148 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Start drinking 149 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Put no fucking 150 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 And then James 151 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 We won't talk about the football either, mate 152 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I know you've sent your messages in 153 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Well, I don't know if he sent a message last night 154 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 He probably has to be fair 155 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000 But he was just saying about our 156 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 No pressure from Chelsea 157 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 And what was he 158 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Make a Chelsea loss yesterday 159 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 They did, to be fair 160 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I managed to catch the last 10 minutes of that game 161 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Fulham though, they're just fucking 162 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 They're having a great season again, aren't they? 163 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Marco Silver, he's a good manager 164 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 But yeah, this was before 165 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Their slip up to Chelsea anyway 166 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 To Fulham, sorry 167 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 But yeah, no scare from Chelsea 168 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Top of the league at Christmas 169 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 And we'll be at the end of the season 170 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,000 I like your confidence, James 171 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I think there would be 172 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 If they win the game in hand 173 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Is it 12 points? 174 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 No, it's a 10 points head 175 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 With the game in hand 176 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Yeah, because I think 177 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 It's not a big gap 178 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 With the win the game in hand 179 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Yeah, because again 180 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 They've won last night 181 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 So let's just look at the cheques 182 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 So 7 points clear at the moment 183 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 With the game in hand 184 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 With the game in hand, Everton 185 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 So yeah 186 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I still think it's mad about bloody Man City 187 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Like no one 188 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Will it fall off from there? 189 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah, no one predicted it 190 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Michael Owen did 191 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Did it? 192 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Mate 193 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 What, at the beginning of the season? 194 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 At the beginning of the season 195 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 He said I don't think Man City 196 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Will have a season this season 197 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I mean that's sort of the 198 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Clip reservice 199 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 No, I haven't 200 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 At the time everyone was like what? 201 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Like calling out Michael Owen 202 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 For being like a fucking 203 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Like shitpundit 204 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 But like 205 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I think in these predictions 206 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 You put Villa and Newcastle above them 207 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Well again they are at the moment 208 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 And then Forrest as well 209 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Forrest having a great season 210 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 I think 211 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 It's just 212 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I can't see them keeping that up though 213 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Well 214 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 You wouldn't expect it 215 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 But they had a little bit of a slip 216 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 The other week 217 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 And then they've still just bounced back again 218 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I mean sitting in third 219 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 You know, points 220 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Played one more game than Arsenal 221 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 But a point ahead of Arsenal 222 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:42,000 It has just been a mad season 223 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 But you know 224 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 We're not going to talk about United 225 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 The one thing I will say 226 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 About United 227 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 It's just 228 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 It proves 229 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I know you haven't really been watching the games 230 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 But for anyone that has watched them 231 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 It proves that it wasn't ten arcs fault 232 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Because of how bad the players have been 233 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 No, I think everyone could see 234 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 It's the players 235 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 They're not to the level 236 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 You know 237 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 I don't think 238 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I mean when you look at the contracts 239 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 You just can't move them on 240 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Because no one wants them for that 241 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Yeah, so 242 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 That's what I'm saying in terms of contract value 243 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 It's just so hard to move any of 244 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Even Marston May with 250 away 245 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Yeah 246 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Who's he going to go to 247 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Where's he going to get that corner money 248 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 He's just going to sit on that contract now 249 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Well the fact that 250 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 He had a pelvic hip injury 251 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 That was going to be reoccurring 252 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Before we bought Manuay 253 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 And that's just led on to all these other injuries 254 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 I don't think he's played 255 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 A full 90 minutes 256 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Let alone two games back to back 257 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 It's just absolutely shocking 258 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 The decision making from 259 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You know the previous 260 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Main owners of the glazers 261 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Even though they are still the main owners 262 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 But they're raging 263 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 And then Ineos don't seem to be 264 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 In full control at the moment 265 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 It's just like that 266 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Like is it that Dan Ashworth that's left 267 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Who made those saunas 268 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I mean 269 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Well 270 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Good saunas though 271 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Was he with him 272 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Sorry 273 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 Yeah, so Dan Ashworth 274 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 They're saying that he made saunas 275 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 But he was still on gardening leave 276 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 So he would have had involvement 277 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Because obviously there was the alleged leaked emails 278 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Between him and Omar Berada 279 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 But you know 280 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 They can't blame it on him 281 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 When he wasn't there 282 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I always remember that story 283 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 They could have gotten me for 25 million 284 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Or something 285 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 But they wanted someone else 286 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 And then last minute they went back to Ajax 287 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 And Ajax was like no no 288 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 They wanted only a million for him or whatever 289 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And they were like alright 290 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 It literally says Ajax had 291 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Blocked four weeks into the summer transfer window 292 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 That's it 293 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 We're not selling any more players now 294 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 So it was obvious that 295 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 If they were going to sell anyone 296 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 It would be Bona 297 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 I just don't know where they go from here 298 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 You can't keep changing managers 299 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 It's not managers 300 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 It's the 301 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 It's the mentality of a lot of the players 302 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Because you know 303 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 You see in certain games 304 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 That they have the ability 305 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 And then they can put a shift in 306 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 A good performance 307 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 But it's not enough 308 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 It's not week in week out 309 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 You know 310 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 They're not getting the logs of 311 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Casamiro, Rashford 312 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 On the same wage 313 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 If not more 314 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 As a Mo Salah 315 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 And they're not getting anywhere near 316 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000 A third of the amount of fucking Salah's season 317 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I did see somewhere 318 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I think it was at Mark Goldbridge 319 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 He says that 320 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Rashford, Casamiro and Fernandez 321 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Cost them over a million pounds a week 322 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Yeah it's about a million a week 323 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000 And it's just like 324 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000 They're not doing 325 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Even them three together 326 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 And doing what Mo Salah's doing 327 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 It's just obviously 328 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah it's just because the throw 329 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 I think my new problem is the throw money 330 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I ever think and I thought 331 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I don't know 332 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Swing's not right there is it 333 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 From its course 334 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Swing needs 335 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Yeah 336 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 I actually don't think it'd be a bad thing 337 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 If they'd have like a 338 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 A really shit season with no 339 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Like European football 340 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And then just 341 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Just kind of like 342 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Get to the end of the season 343 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And just rebuild 344 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 But they've got to rebuild 345 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Like 346 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Correctly 347 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Yeah 348 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 But even 349 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 We've having a poor season 350 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Not getting into any European competitions 351 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 There's still a lot of players that 352 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 They're not going to be able to get rid of 353 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Yeah 354 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I think they're just going to have to 355 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Bullet and 356 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Pie them off bicycle 357 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 But 358 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 With financial fair play and that 359 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 They're not going to be able to 360 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 No so what I'm saying is 361 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 So no one's going to 362 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Buy Marcus Rashford 363 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000 And give him his wage 364 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 So they'll have to pie his wage 365 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Compensate his wage 366 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Still 367 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Just sometimes they do do that 368 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Well I know there's 369 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Potential loan 370 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Coming up 371 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 From the January transfer window 372 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 But then 373 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 There's strong links with Chelsea 374 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Obviously his best mate 375 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Sanjo's there 376 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Yeah 377 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 And you know 378 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Chelsea don't seem to care 379 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 About 380 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah 381 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 They've got loads of windows 382 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I don't know if 383 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 The boys go there but 384 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Yeah 385 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 So yeah 386 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Chelsea want to have him as well 387 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 The fact that I'm still seeing 388 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Main pundits on talk sport 389 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 And that saying that he's got to be 390 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Worth at least 50 60 million 391 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 I'll take 20 million for it 392 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 No 393 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Because again with FFP 394 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 That's pure profit 395 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Yeah 396 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Because he's come through a lot of 397 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Youth set up and that 398 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 I feel like it's a bit of a shame 399 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 That 400 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Garnacho has already been linked 401 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 With a move away 402 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 You know it's still early into 403 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Amram's system 404 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 You know 405 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Yeah 406 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Potentially could get something out of you 407 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I know we dropped him out of the 408 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Full squad the other week as well 409 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 But 410 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 You know 411 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I love what he's saying 412 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 If they're not putting enough effort 413 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 In on the training 414 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 And you know 415 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 It could have just been that one 416 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Session where he's turned up 417 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 He's you know 418 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Didn't show enough 419 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah he's just been a bit of a 420 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Lazy one 421 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 You know maybe 422 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Maybe they'd just go out for a drink 423 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 And all before or something 424 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Even though nothing's been said 425 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Because there was a lot of people 426 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Saying that it was him that kept 427 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Leaking the team sheet as well 428 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Oh okay 429 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 But it's leaning more towards that 430 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 It is Marcus Rashford 431 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 That had done that now 432 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Because what's his name 433 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I don't know if it's Samuel Lucas 434 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 But there was the 435 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Literally 24 hours before the 436 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Manchester Derby 437 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,000 One of these newspaper dickheads anyway 438 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Got the full team leaked it out 439 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 And then it came out that Rashford 440 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Was completely out of the squad 441 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 And then it was obviously 442 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 His interview with Henry Wintour 443 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Saying that he's ready for a new 444 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Challenge blah blah 445 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 And now that original journalist 446 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Is saying that he's had contact 447 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 With Rashford's entourage 448 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 And he's saying that he's not happy 449 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 That the club are willing to sell him 450 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 So he can do an interview saying 451 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 That he's ready to leave 452 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 But he's not happy that the club 453 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Are willing to sell him 454 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 So since that journalist has 455 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Blankly said Rashford's entourage 456 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 As says this 457 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 That's why they're saying now 458 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 What it must have been Rashford 459 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 That was leaking the team 460 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Which is ridiculous 461 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 While you do that 462 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Because it's just benefiting 463 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Your opposition 464 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Because they can adjust tactics 465 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000 To suit partner 466 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 But we're not a footballing 467 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Podcast anyway 468 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 There is still 469 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Well I say still 470 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Talks heating up about Qatar 471 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Coming back in again now 472 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 I don't know who they're going to 473 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Try and buy out if not all of it 474 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 I think the dude just needs 475 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Like someone 476 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Because that Rathcliffe 477 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 What's his name 478 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Yeah Jim Rathcliffe 479 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Yeah he wants to put money in it 480 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 But he doesn't want to like 481 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Pull his log 482 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Too much money into it 483 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000 But it sounds a bit like 484 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Again because of all this 485 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 FFP and 486 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 FS 487 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Would new owners allow them 488 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 To spend money though 489 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 So it doesn't log with Newcastle 490 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 For example their owners 491 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Are proper rich as well 492 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 But it's getting a legit way 493 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 To get the money into the club 494 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 And obviously you can't do a man's city 495 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 And just make up fake sponsorships 496 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 And stuff 497 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 You've got to do it the right ways 498 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 So Qatar's plan was to 499 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Forward the club 500 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Outroads 501 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Clear off the debt 502 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 With their own money instantly 503 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 So doing that 504 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 That automatically adds 505 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Extra funds 506 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Because it's something like 507 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 100 million a year at least anyway 508 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Is going back on debt payments 509 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 So that would clear up that much 510 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000 For fucking transfer funds 511 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Then they were going to get 512 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Straight on to build a new stadium 513 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 So you know you think of Spurs Stadium 514 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 That's built within a couple of years 515 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Old traffic's still sold out 516 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Doesn't matter how shit it is 517 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 A fucking moist infestation 518 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000 At the moment as well 519 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 You're seeing that as well 520 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000 But they're still getting 521 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 25,000 plus funds in every game 522 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 So if they were to build a stadium 523 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 That was 100,000 seats 524 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 It's still going to sell out 525 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 So that would generate an extra 526 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Because I worked it out before 527 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 It was something like 528 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 5 million a game 529 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 A home game 530 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Just from ticket sales 531 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 So you know 532 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 It'd probably go up to 533 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 7.5 million per game and that 534 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000 And then there's all the added 535 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Extra functions that can do 536 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Because obviously Spurs want to do 537 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 The NFL games and stuff 538 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Whatever else that Wembley does 539 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 And you know 540 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Boxing knots and all that kind of thing 541 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 So it would generate a lot of money 542 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 That way and that can go back into the club 543 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I'm surprised Jim hasn't done it yet 544 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 But now he wrote to the stadium 545 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I know it'd be a big uproar if 546 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000 If it was in EOS Trafford or something 547 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 I don't like that stuff 548 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I must admit 549 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 I know it's why I've got money into the club 550 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Like you can get a lot of money 551 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 If I didn't know 552 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 I do like Wembley to keep it 553 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Like St James' Park or Trafford 554 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Yeah they should do yeah 555 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 I think the only way to appease the fans 556 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Not just United fans 557 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 With anyone doing it 558 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 It should be like 559 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Old Trafford represented by EOS 560 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 So you're still saying 561 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,000 The stadium's name first 562 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 And then it's just the logo next to it 563 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Or underneath or something 564 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 You know because no one wants to 565 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Support Sorex Stadium again do they? 566 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 No no 567 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Yeah hopefully 568 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 It is more than just a rumour 569 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 And Qatar can come in 570 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Because they would actually clear the shit 571 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 And it wouldn't be sacking people 572 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Cancelling Christmas do's 573 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 And all that fucking nonsense 574 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Because that's the annoying thing about it 575 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 You've got the players on the 300 odd grand a week 576 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000 And that yet you're sacking people 577 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 You're not even giving 578 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Like you've reduced the Christmas bonus 579 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,000 From I think it was 40 pounds off 580 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 So it would have been 100 pounds per person 581 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Down to 60 pounds something like that 582 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 And then yeah no Christmas party as well 583 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000 So yeah but what you'd be spending 584 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,000 On the Christmas bonus and the fucking Christmas party 585 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 You can make that back up on your own interest 586 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Fucking on your own money 587 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 So just pay something like TiteCons 588 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 It's so fucking annoying 589 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 So like to cut corners 590 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 It's just like a couple hundred quid there 591 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Like two grand, three grand there 592 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 That would do it 593 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Yeah especially when the cuts 594 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I've seen it with Aston Villa 595 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Before with their fine sheets 596 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 So if you like to trade in 597 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 All the stuff kind of thing 598 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 So if they did that 599 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Just saying like fucking 600 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 If you like to trade in 601 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 If you're on your phone 602 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 When you shouldn't be 603 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 You're fucking this and that 604 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Then not a set figure 605 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 It should be a percentage of the wage 606 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 I'm sure I've read somewhere where 607 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Pep Guardiola gave everyone a grand 608 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 At the end of the season 609 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 We know like all the staff 610 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Always like a watch or something 611 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 He gave someone 612 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 He gave like all the training staff 613 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 And hospitality staff 614 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 A grand I'm sure 615 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000 I've read that 616 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 He might have done I don't know to be honest 617 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Because there is a lot of people out there 618 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 A lot of footballers and that 619 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Do stuff like that 620 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Even with the FA Cup final 621 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Last season 622 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Again with the two Manchester teams 623 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Bruno Fernandes 624 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Paid for the extra hospitality seats 625 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 For the university fucking staff 626 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 And that to be there 627 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Because again that was one of the first things 628 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 That the gym rat did 629 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Was cancel that 630 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Because that was coming out of the club's own money 631 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 So Bruno was like 632 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I've got no I'll pay the 30 grand 633 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Whatever the fuck it is 634 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000 So yeah 635 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000 And then I see 636 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Imagine paying 30 grand 637 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 You know he's called 30 grand 638 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 But if you've got fucking millions 639 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000 You don't give a shit 640 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Yeah 641 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Especially because I know he's not performing the best anyway 642 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000 But you know he can never doubt his willingness 643 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 And his you know his love for the club 644 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I know it was the same with Sporting as well 645 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 But he's playing he's trying to play for the team 646 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 And for the fans 647 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 So if you love the place 648 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,000 You're not bothered about dishing out that extra money for it 649 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 I think he's a bit overrated now 650 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I've seen it before 651 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 The stats are still there though 652 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Hmm 653 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 What's there? 654 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,000 I don't think he's that great 655 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Yeah 656 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Well Blue's had another win yesterday though didn't they? 657 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Yeah 658 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 2-0 659 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Top of the league game and all 660 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 That's nice 661 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 That's it 662 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Yeah 663 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Get promoted again next season 664 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 And then have another shit season again then 665 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Apparently they've got a few good players as well 666 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Red? 667 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 No I don't think 668 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Daraf Nae from Redmond again 669 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Remember obviously started off with Blue's 670 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000 So him 671 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 I thought he was retired by now 672 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 I'm sure he's at Burnley at the moment 673 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 I don't know I feel like the last time I saw him play was it Norwich? 674 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Norwich and then he went to 675 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Went to a 676 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Was he a Turkish chick? 677 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Then he went to a Turkish team for it but I'm sure he did 678 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Then Burnley got him 679 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 I'm sure he's at Burnley at the moment I'm not sure 680 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Yeah and there's a 681 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Who's the other one? 682 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Another 683 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Yeah another lad 684 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 But they're just signing each 685 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Broadly again now which they are 686 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Yeah but you know 687 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Especially if they are doing it legitimately 688 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Well every week it's so that 689 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:21,000 So I mean if anyone's ever seen a Blue's game in the past 2-3 years 690 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000 It used to be like about 10,000 people at max there 691 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 What is it? Around 28,000? 692 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Yeah and obviously they've 693 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Redone all the 694 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000 The stadium, got a fan park now so 695 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 It's been there for years 696 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Now it's past the Blue's ground now, there's enough Blue's shop, they've done it all out 697 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Yeah they're black 698 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 So 699 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Yeah well 700 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Sometimes it's good, I'm happy that we've went down now 701 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 And to rebuild 702 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Obviously if you get promoted it's paid off 703 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Because as we said before you don't have 704 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 It leads to you can buy as much as you want 705 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 It's when you start going to the championship 706 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 And the Premier League that you have to make it balance on the book side 707 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 It's better to board these players now in League 708 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 League 1 709 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Than before you go into the Championship and you have to follow more regulations 710 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I mean to be fair 711 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,000 The way it's been the last 10 years 712 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I'd happily see us get relegated into the Championship 713 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Just so that would mean that a lot of these shit players on the ridiculous wages would have to go 714 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,000 For their own fucking benefit really 715 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Because I'm sure it's a 24% reduction on the wage 716 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000 For not qualifying in the Champions League as well 717 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,000 So at least that would show what players do actually want to stay and play for the badge 718 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Because other ones would just fuck off wouldn't they? 719 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Yeah that's enough of that 720 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 It is still a Christmasy feel 721 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 You know just 722 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Put a fucking wrote down talking about you know, obviously for a little while there 723 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000 But it was yeah well um 724 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000 We'll move up from it now 725 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000 New Year's have you got any New Year's resolutions this year? 726 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Oh you know so we've done that three last year do you remember that? 727 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I remember what mine was 728 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 What I can't remember what mine was 729 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Mine was kind of like Lew's way 730 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Learn a different language 731 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 And essentially get into the game 732 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 And the game you want are just no chance 733 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Was it language or was it piano or something? 734 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Nah it was language 735 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 You wanted to do piano but you wanted to get one 736 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I knew that I wouldn't have time for it 737 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I did learn a little bit of Italia 738 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 But I forgot it all 739 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000 I could to the point where it was actually pretty easy to learn 740 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 But I was like why am I learning it? 741 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 But I could 742 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I could 743 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 If I if you put me in it with the 744 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 I can't remember how the end of it now 745 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000 I could get around with the the basics I learned from that 746 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 But this year I brought a harmonica mate 747 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 A mamma's harmonica 748 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 So I'm gonna try to learn to play that 749 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Because it's just easy as you can take if you've got 750 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Yeah 751 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 So yeah 752 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Are you gonna get on a bit of busking? 753 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Or if you're not sitting on the train? 754 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Nah nothing like that 755 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 I keep seeing him on TikTok and I was just like 756 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000 You know what I can 757 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I'm just gonna sit down and do that 758 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 It's not wherever you are in it so 759 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 See that would be mad because 760 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 It's something that you used to see the old boys doing in the pubs sometimes 761 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 So imagining you 762 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 You know 30 years sitting there 763 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 With people around 764 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Go on Ash 765 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Get on my record 766 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Maybe I'll get it mate 767 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Yeah 768 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 You've probably gotten the hardest of all that time as well 769 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 You've mopped down the whisky 770 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Yeah 771 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,000 And then you just smash a little tune out 772 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Yeah 773 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Don't know what you'd be doing but yeah 774 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Doing a little tune on the harmonica 775 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 And everyone else slapping the knee and that around yeah 776 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Yeah 777 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Yeah 778 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 So all the boys I've seen 779 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Someone do piano mate 780 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Which is basically 781 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I won't do the tune 782 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 But it's a catchy tune 783 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Yeah I know the song 784 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Sing off the song 785 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 We'll be out of man 786 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 And that sack 787 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 I can't pronounce the second man 788 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 The country singer 789 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 He's doing a song called Pink Skies 790 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Okay 791 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000 And he 792 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000 He kind of copies that tune a little bit 793 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 I saw some of the playing as well 794 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 And I was like 795 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 I'm gonna get that 796 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Well since you just mentioned country music 797 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 So 798 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Christmas Day 799 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Just having a little flicker on TikTok 800 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Yes 801 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 I never even thought about it to be fair 802 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 But I don't know if you've seen any of the videos 803 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Of people giving guineas to the horses 804 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 No 805 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000 So literally the first one that I saw was 806 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Cracked open a can of guineas 807 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000 And the horses name was Jeff 808 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Jeff's first Christmas guineas 809 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Yeah so poured into one of the purple garden buckets 810 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Poured the whole can in 811 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 And then he's dipped his head in 812 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Quick fucking drink 813 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 And his head's straddled up in the air 814 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 And he's tapered out 815 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 And he's all bummed out 816 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Yeah 817 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 And I'm loving it and that 818 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 And I've never thought about it before 819 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 But there's literally a country song 820 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Where it goes 821 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Whiskey for my boys 822 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 And beer for my horses 823 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 So I looked into it then 824 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 And so 825 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Guinness would be for the iron content anyway 826 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 But the voice beer 827 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Is probiotic so it's good for gut health and stuff for the horses 828 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Okay 829 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And yeah it's just mad 830 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 I've been singing along to that country song for years now 831 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Never even thought about it 832 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Just like 833 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Never even crossed my mind 834 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Like that's a mad lyric 835 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 What does it mean? 836 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 And yeah it's an actual thing 837 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Fucking getting the horses on it 838 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 I mean it didn't look like a proper race horse to be fair 839 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Yeah it's just like 840 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Someone's own personal horse 841 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 But yeah there's loads of videos of him 842 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Just fucking all sorts of different stouts and beers 843 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Yeah just pouring them in with the fucking food 844 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Or the fucking 845 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Just straight out into a bucket 846 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Horses are loving it 847 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Yeah you know what I mean 848 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Fucking Christmas beers with the horses 849 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Imagine it 850 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 I mean you wouldn't want to 851 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Wouldn't want to be fucking walking along with a drunk horse would you? 852 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Fucking just like 853 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Falls over and lands on top of you and shit 854 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Nah 855 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Up there 856 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000 But no 857 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 It's a nice little fucking 858 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Nice little fat for yous there 859 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 For anyone that didn't know that horses are a bear 860 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Well I didn't know that 861 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:45,000 So yeah well now that we've cheered it up a little bit 862 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000 We'll get on to some of the correspondence 863 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 So yeah we've already 864 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Went with James he's bullshit 865 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Lauren's asked us a question there 866 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 And I definitely feel like you would have an answer for this 867 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 So she says 868 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Why is it embarrassing for a man to be singing pain? 869 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 I accidentally walked into the bathroom 870 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 While my boyfriend was paying the other day 871 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 And he freaked out 872 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Thoughts 873 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Oh 874 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 See because you're a nervous 875 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,000 We're anyway you don't like weaning in public 876 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000 I would just hide splashback 877 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Like when they get too close 878 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Because every see 879 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 I would just like that 880 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 If I'm sad as free your own or 881 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 If I go straight and go to the left 882 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000 I would want to know that next gear is going all the way to the right 883 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000 But I've been in too many uncomfortable situations where 884 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 People just go straight in that middle one 885 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 It pisses me off 886 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000 I don't know I've had that though 887 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 What are your thoughts on that? 888 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 So I would have thought 889 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 You know sometimes 890 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 You might not be having a good big day 891 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 And it's a little bit smaller 892 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Or it's cold 893 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000 So you wouldn't want to be seen doing that 894 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 But I was 895 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 I already give a fuck 896 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 I've been in the bathroom having a piss 897 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 While the mices are brushing their teeth 898 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Yeah I don't mind 899 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 I'm the same 900 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Like around my phone I just 901 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Do anything 902 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 So 903 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Yeah so 904 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 I don't know why is he actually weaning 905 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 That's the question then 906 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Was he trying to talk on his pod 907 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Yeah and 908 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Is that why he freaked out 909 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 I mean if he's standing up in front of the toilet doing it 910 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 It's a bit of a mad one 911 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Well 912 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 I don't know why you'd do that 913 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Then again we've got a mate that probably does do that 914 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 He gets off on all sorts of mad shit 915 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 But 916 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Yeah 917 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 I ain't got a clue 918 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 I don't know 919 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Yeah other than 920 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Being outside and fucking 921 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 You're trying to have a piss 922 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 You're caught short and someone sees you 923 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 And you're like oh no it's embarrassing I shouldn't be doing it here 924 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 I don't know 925 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 It's embarrassing 926 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 But if you are pissing outside 927 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Don't piss into the wind 928 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Because then you're definitely getting splashbacks 929 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Does it 930 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Freak you out when you get your own splashback 931 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 No because I'm pissing the thing 932 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 But what I'm saying is 933 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 No because you 934 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 You're hitting it right it doesn't do it 935 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Yeah but it does happen 936 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Sometimes though 937 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 You're in the summer and you push it out with too much 938 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Well you're in shorts 939 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 You're pissing and sometimes it will splash back 940 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 And you feel it just splash onto your shin 941 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And that 942 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 It is horrible isn't it 943 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 I don't freak out but 944 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Fucking 945 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 And you don't want to make it obvious as you're washing your hands 946 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 You just fucking wash your shin as well 947 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Because then you're walking around with a wet leg 948 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 So well did you piss on it 949 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Fucking 950 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Yeah 951 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 I mean or what if you're scared of that 952 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Just play it safe and have a sit down with 953 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 What to do with that 954 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Look at the fucking offering laws yesterday 955 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 She still hasn't fucking put the lights 956 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Back up in the bathroom 957 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 And the toilet downstairs 958 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 The fucking flush if you haven't got the 959 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 To know how to flush it 960 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Which I'm not there enough to fucking get that 961 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 It doesn't flush 962 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 You're there like pressing it 20 times 963 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Just to get fucking half the tank out 964 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 So I'll go upstairs for a week 965 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 And then because there's no lights it's dark 966 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 I'm like well I ain't standing here my phone was downstairs 967 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 So sit down with 968 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Play it safe because otherwise I would have pissed everywhere 969 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 And I wouldn't have known because it's too dark 970 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 So Lauren I think you need to have a word with your fella 971 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 And say was you wanking 972 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Is that what it was 973 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 And rolled his ass 974 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Do you think it's easier for men to live without women 975 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Or women to live without men 976 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Right 977 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 I could be 978 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 I think 979 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 That's true I think 980 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 I do think that 981 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 The men living without women 982 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 So it's easier for men to live without women 983 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 In your way right 984 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 I would say that's true myself 985 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 I think it's more simpler so I feel like 986 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Because we can just 987 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Men can just get shit done still 988 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Where women they're on their own 989 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 There's always a jar they can't open 990 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 There's a bit of DIY that needs to be done 991 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 They can't do it 992 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 The bulbs need to be changed 993 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 The top of the light shades need dusting 994 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 And stuff like that 995 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Just a load of things like that 996 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 That they just can't get done on it 997 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 So yeah whereas 998 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Men just fucking crack on with it 999 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Oh yeah I'll do that 1000 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 For any of the women that are out there 1001 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Oh yeah but you can't wash your own clothes 1002 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Yeah we can 1003 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 And if it's not dirty we don't need to wash it 1004 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Simple as 1005 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 So yeah I think it's 1006 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Men 1007 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Men's got it a lot easier 1008 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Yeah and then if you're feeling like in the mood 1009 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 As well it's easy to just fucking smash one out 1010 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Where women 1011 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 They've got to fucking 1012 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 I know there is some women that can just give a quick flick on the bean 1013 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 It's all done but you know some of them 1014 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Have to build up to it they have to fucking 1015 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Get the extension lead out 1016 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Put a big fucking one on and turn all the lights off 1017 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Get a candle on and shoot 1018 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Yeah men can just be like 1019 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Oh yeah that's a pair of tits on my phone 1020 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 And fucking smash it out 1021 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Fucking done 1022 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 So yeah 1023 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Sorry women but 1024 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Axe there 1025 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Oh yeah Tegan asked 1026 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 An interesting question 1027 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 The presidency 1028 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 About to change back to 1029 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Donald Trump 1030 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 I got to thinking how has there never 1031 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Been any scandals on Barack Obama 1032 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Do you think he's really 1033 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 That much of a saint 1034 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 So obviously that's regarding 1035 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 All the shit that's been 1036 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Put towards Trump with his 1037 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Well just fucking everything 1038 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 I think they're just different characters 1039 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 And how can Trump say stuff that he doesn't 1040 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Mean sometimes just to get a 1041 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Reaction then he comes back around 1042 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 On him 1043 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 But as far as back Obama 1044 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 I'm not too sure 1045 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Well I haven't done any research 1046 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Into it but 1047 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 The main scandal slash 1048 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Conspiracy that I ever have seen 1049 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 About him is that 1050 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Michelle is actually 1051 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Michael 1052 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Because like 1053 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 I don't know fucking last year 1054 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Or something there was a lot of videos 1055 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 A lot of TikTok conspiracy videos 1056 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 And all that even YouTube ones where 1057 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 It's full into depth 1058 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 And they'll be zooming in on pictures 1059 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 And you see a little bulge down there 1060 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 There's pictures 1061 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Of him with someone that was actually 1062 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Or apparently called Michael 1063 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 And it's just 1064 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 Michelle with short hair 1065 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Basically 1066 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Because the facial features are just 1067 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Identical you'd say it's 1068 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 A twin brother basically 1069 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 And then there was 1070 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Reports I don't know who it was 1071 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 I probably should have got some of this up 1072 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 So it was 1073 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Before he was president 1074 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 When he was like Senate or something 1075 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Apparently he was sucking off another 1076 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Gaser or someone else 1077 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Sucked him off 1078 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Another politician of sorts anyway 1079 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 They were sucking each other off in the back of a limo 1080 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Because he was 1081 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 The other person in that 1082 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 I did that yesterday driving 1083 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Because the weather at the moment 1084 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 The cars were all dirty 1085 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 And I was driving past 1086 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 A silver car 1087 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Some of the fucking gay 1088 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 And then the other side of the logo 1089 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Toyota logo whatever it was 1090 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Bummer on the other side 1091 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Because I'm driving 1092 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 The mister's talking about something 1093 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 And I've just gone 1094 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Just looked at me 1095 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 What's good about that 1096 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 The car, what was the car guy 1097 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 I was like you didn't see it, don't worry about it 1098 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 Just love it 1099 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Good old fucking 1100 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Bit of car art 1101 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 I remember years ago I did take a picture of it 1102 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 But on the back of a van 1103 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 That was in front of me at the Trap Lord or something 1104 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Someone had tried to do 1105 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 A cock and a balls 1106 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 But because they'd literally just done 1107 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 A lot of curved shapes 1108 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 And the middle one was a slightly bigger curve 1109 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 It looked like dog trio 1110 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 I just remember laughing about that 1111 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 And laughing 1112 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 But some of them were creative with the 1113 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 The old car art 1114 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 I'm surprised with it 1115 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Especially when you see a full face 1116 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 And a cock getting fucking splashing over it 1117 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 I mean 1118 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Bums like that, that's a bit too much time on the ranzo 1119 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 So Brecker Obama 1120 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Being gay 1121 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 Whoever it was 1122 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Sopanitro Brock and Liam O 1123 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Apparently he was off to sex parties 1124 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000 And stuff as well 1125 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 So I feel like 1126 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 There is stuff there 1127 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Because there's no smoke without 1128 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Outfire 1129 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 So I think there's stuff there 1130 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 But because it's not illegal 1131 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 For being with a trans person 1132 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Or woman and other man 1133 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Or whoever just sucked him up 1134 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 I don't know 1135 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 That if any of it 1136 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Is true 1137 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 It doesn't matter 1138 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 If it is true 1139 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 He probably has been paying people off 1140 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Signing NDAs and stuff 1141 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 So it can stay 1142 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Under wraps a little bit 1143 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 But otherwise 1144 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I think if it did come out 1145 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 People would just be more pro Obama then 1146 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Because he'd be like 1147 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 But he wasn't just the first black president 1148 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 He was the first fuck you 1149 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Representative of the flag 1150 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 And the cocks 1151 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 I think 1152 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 There was 1153 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Nothing else that I've seen 1154 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 There were secret murders or anything 1155 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 But there's loads of people like that 1156 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 When I was 1157 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 With my dad yesterday 1158 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Jamie Oliver was on the TV 1159 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 And he was like oh he's a great furry 1160 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 He's a lot of nah 1161 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 From everything that I've heard 1162 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 He's an absolute cunt 1163 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Because just from people 1164 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 In the industry, work industry 1165 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 That have met him 1166 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 That have 1167 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Again people meeting him at his restaurants and stuff 1168 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Over the years 1169 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Apparently he's a bit like James Corden 1170 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Just fucking all smiles and that on the TV 1171 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 But arrogant 1172 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Just a fucking pretty real north 1173 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 So my dad was surprised about that 1174 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 And then I'd mentioned about fucking Dermot O'Leary 1175 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 He's like nah he's a really nice bloke 1176 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Like hey 1177 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Frank 1178 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 And he's fucking arrogant 1179 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Doing all these fucking lunges and that 1180 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 And all about him 1181 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 And as soon as the camera was off 1182 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Just fucking like yeah ain't doing this 1183 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Walked up 1184 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Was wearing fucking pleb 1185 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Literally just switched to a different person 1186 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Was wearing cameras on him 1187 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Oh yeah hi guys 1188 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Yeah 1189 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 I'm coming 1190 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 So yeah 1191 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Don't always believe 1192 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 What you see on the TV 1193 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 And I think it's proof really 1194 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Because obviously Philip Schofield 1195 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 We know how that ended 1196 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Hugh Edwards 1197 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 Again 1198 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 I'm 1199 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Not looking forward to it 1200 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 I don't know if I've said it before 1201 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Or if we've had a conversation about it 1202 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 But I'm hearing more rumours 1203 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 From just 1204 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Being said on the podcasts that I listen to 1205 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 David Jason 1206 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Old 1207 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Dowboy 1208 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 So there's talks 1209 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 Well mumbling about 1210 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Him being a bit of a fucking predator 1211 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Back in the day as well 1212 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Bit of an old chimmy sabbler 1213 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 I don't know if it's going to be to the same 1214 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Extents where you know going to 1215 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Hospital beds and touching up kids and stuff 1216 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 I haven't heard nothing like that 1217 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 But it's mad that sometimes our quick rooms 1218 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Can start just over anything though isn't it 1219 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Yeah because again we've 1220 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 The 1221 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 The 1222 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 It's not NDAs but there's a court 1223 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Thing that stops papers 1224 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 From publishing things 1225 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Because again allegedly 1226 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Schofield was doing that for years paying a lot of money 1227 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 But 1228 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Yeah apparently 1229 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 There's another big name that's 1230 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Paying millions a year to 1231 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Stop stories from coming out 1232 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 And yeah it's 1233 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Rumoured that it's going to be Dave Jason 1234 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Which is going to break so many 1235 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 People's hearts if it's true 1236 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 You know because at one point 1237 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 He was like a national treasure 1238 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Only fools and horses and that 1239 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 But I'm hoping 1240 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 It's just a bit of 1241 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 Just the way times 1242 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Have changed 1243 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 He might have been just a bit of a jack of the lads when he was 1244 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Younger and not abusing 1245 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 His power but because he was you know famous 1246 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 And that because of hey girl 1247 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 You want some 1248 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 I suppose yeah when everyone's throwing themselves at you 1249 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 You know 1250 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Someone's size and this age 1251 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 You can't just go off it then you're in the moment 1252 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 I suppose 1253 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Unless they looked really young or whatever 1254 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Yeah because again you 1255 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Well not you still say 1256 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 But from time to time 1257 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 It will pop up about Albies 1258 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 And you know there's a film 1259 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Where he's fucking singing to a 1260 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 I don't know it's a nine or something 1261 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Or it's a film but still it's 1262 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Long you know same cook you 1263 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Want to take you home with me to know you really 1264 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Look cute or whatever whatever the fuck the song is 1265 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 So there's you know 1266 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 Those old rumours that 1267 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Was going on then 1268 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Well you know not that I'm condoning 1269 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 That but Tom's were a lot different 1270 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Cooking you know 80 years 1271 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Ago and stuff 1272 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Not that it was ever 1273 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Bare 1274 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 I think there was more leeway so like 1275 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 In terms of like if you was 1276 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 19 you probably could get away with 1277 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Going out with a 15 year old 1278 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 You know 1279 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 As we're now 1280 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 It just no 1281 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Like if you're 15 you can't go out with 1282 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Nine year olds 1283 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Unless you're a boy going out with a 19 year old girl 1284 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Oh yeah then it's 1285 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Then you're the fucking mad mate yeah yeah yeah 1286 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 That's what always rattles me when you see the fucking 1287 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 The female teachers getting it on with the lads 1288 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 And they're like oh 1289 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 I'm not happy with this I'm going to get police involved 1290 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Oh just let it be 1291 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 Honestly you've got to 1292 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Literally ride that 1293 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Literally yeah 1294 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Ride that out 1295 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Blackmail them yeah 1296 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Fucking get that playstation 5 game that you're after 1297 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 But when you see 1298 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Like because 1299 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 I feel with some of them that don't help themselves because 1300 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 They're bragging to the mates and stuff 1301 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 And then because they're sending pictures 1302 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 And then one of the parents will find out 1303 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 That's his parents yeah 1304 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Just chill man 1305 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Yeah because 1306 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Yeah because 1307 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 If I have a son 1308 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 He's fucking 14, 15 1309 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 He's banging his teacher that's 1310 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 15, 20 years older than him 1311 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 I'll just give a little fucking thumbs 1312 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 I'll be like yes son, keep it fucking quiet 1313 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000 But yes mate we'll fucking 1314 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Just crack on any 1315 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Just leave them to me 1316 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Unless she's abusing him 1317 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 As well 1318 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 The funniest thing is when you see 1319 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 A video like that on tiktok where 1320 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Like 1321 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 Like I don't know like an underage boy 1322 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 Was getting sexually harassed by a teacher 1323 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Is the comments 1324 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Section, the comments section 1325 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Kills me like can I go back to 1326 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 School and not like that 1327 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 As well if it's like 1328 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Jumps you right around now it's just like 1329 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Everyone's just like fucking nuts 1330 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000 You know what I mean it just feels 1331 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 I don't know maybe because we are a man 1332 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 It feels more 1333 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Horrible that way around 1334 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 Yeah it's definitely 1335 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 It's definitely 1336 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Frowned upon that way where 1337 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 It's you know men shouldn't be 1338 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Because men are meant to be the protectors 1339 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 They shouldn't be 1340 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 The predators kind of 1341 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 But 1342 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 I don't know if you remember any 1343 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 When we was in school I remember some of the girls 1344 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Blurred saying about the certain 1345 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Teachers like oh yeah fucking I'd let them do this 1346 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 And that when you know 1347 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 We were like 14, 15 so 1348 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 So 1349 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 If they are throwing themselves at 1350 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Them then I know 1351 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 That teachers should know better but 1352 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 I suppose there is still going to be that 1353 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 For some I'm not condoning it 1354 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 But for some it is still going to be 1355 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Not my cousin I'm not saying my cousins 1356 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Are fucking nuts but 1357 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 He has told me because he's a 1358 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 History teacher and he has said 1359 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 That he's had inappropriate comments from 1360 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 The students and he's like don't fucking 1361 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Talk to me like that but he has to 1362 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Tell them not to fucking say anything 1363 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Because he's going to 1364 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Happen like you know we all remember being 1365 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 A horny fucking teenager 1366 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 And I mean not that 1367 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 We said anything to the teachers we said it 1368 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 To each other about teachers 1369 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 The female teachers not the men 1370 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Because we weren't like that 1371 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 But 1372 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 You know if they are 1373 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Especially with how they are 1374 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 The younger generations these days 1375 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 If they are just open about fucking 1376 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 The sexuality and they are saying 1377 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Such and such to the teacher 1378 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 It's going to be fucking mad 1379 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 It is crazy how we are saying it is acceptable 1380 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 For a 15 year old 1381 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 To get harassed by a 30 year old woman 1382 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Because you'd be a lad 1383 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 It's not harassment though is it 1384 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 It's a fucking good act 1385 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 No it's a 1386 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 You know I'm just trying to play 1387 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Like definitely 1388 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Obviously 1389 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 I think it's because it's that 1390 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Never experienced it so it's always been that 1391 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Fancy from when you was a kid I suppose 1392 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 It was always that 1393 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 One to each though 1394 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Yeah 1395 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 I was going to say 1396 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Weird it would be then but it was 1397 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 The fucking maps teacher I can't think of a 1398 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 Name now but she looked like Harley Willoughby 1399 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:21,000 I can't fucking think of a name now 1400 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Which it was literally docked or something 1401 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 I probably can't fucking remember 1402 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 But yeah she looked like Harley Willoughby 1403 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 I can't remember 1404 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Because she wasn't your maps teacher 1405 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Because you was thick 1406 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 I was a 1407 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Was you in the top maps? 1408 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Yeah 1409 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 I know I was in the top 1410 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 I can't fucking remember a name 1411 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 I remember they put me 1412 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 You know when you first get your rollers 1413 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Because your teni kind of changed 1414 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Do you remember for us? 1415 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 They put me in one class 1416 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 I was like actually you meant to be here? 1417 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 I looked around I should have meant to be there mate 1418 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 The questions I was asking 1419 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 I was just like 1420 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Even my old friend fucking Stephen Hawking 1421 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Read it all out 1422 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Yeah 1423 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 You sure you meant to be here? 1424 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000 I was like yeah look it's on my timetable 1425 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000 And she was like 1426 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 One sec, when are you coming back? 1427 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Next week you're in that one 1428 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000 I was like right sound 1429 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Yeah 1430 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 I think that would have been down to 1431 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Your concentration though 1432 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Because I remember a lot of the time 1433 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 You just zone out you'd be looking out the window and stuff 1434 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000 And so if you're not putting that down 1435 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 On the paper on the exams and stuff 1436 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000 Then they would have put you in the lower 1437 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Class for that reason 1438 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Looking back for some of that over thinks everything 1439 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 I was like I'm going to school 1440 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 I never had before anything 1441 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 I was just literally 1442 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Too probably chill 1443 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Because I literally 1444 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 So you said I never used to do anything 1445 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 I never used to care I just fucking couldn't wait to leave 1446 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 Yeah you definitely did change 1447 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 I'd say 1448 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Probably from like 1449 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 17 really 1450 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Once you sort of like realized 1451 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 Ah shit I do have to work and 1452 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Earn money and that now 1453 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000 But it was definitely 1454 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 From 21 onwards 1455 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Was when you 1456 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 You'd noticeably start 1457 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Fucking stressing about things there 1458 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I don't even know why I do it 1459 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000 No I try not to do as much anymore 1460 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Well I don't think I do it for like 1461 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Last week before we went out for beers 1462 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000 That broke me 1463 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000 Well it's not helping that you've still 1464 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000 Got the fucking reminder over there 1465 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 So after the record last week before 1466 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 Going out for the beers 1467 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Ashley's gone to blow out the little candle 1468 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 The little teacup candle 1469 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 So I blew the teacup candle 1470 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 We have the wax on so it's fine 1471 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000 I blew the candle 1472 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 The candle itself went flying up 1473 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 I don't even know what you'd call it 1474 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000 It's just like a little chimney 1475 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 For the little teacup candle that you put the wax in the top 1476 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Because it's got no back to it 1477 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Which I feel like that's a design fault 1478 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Yeah I mean some of them do some of them don't 1479 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000 So it's blew out 1480 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 There's no exit 1481 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000 It's just an entrance 1482 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 The ones upstairs 1483 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000 Have little holes in the back so it's not like 1484 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000 Fully in and out 1485 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 So I blew this candle 1486 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000 Went to blow it out, blew the whole candle out 1487 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000 And the width that's still alive 1488 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Was right underneath the fucking blinds 1489 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 So I went to grab it 1490 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000 As I grabbed it on the way back I knocked the wax mat over 1491 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 It went everywhere 1492 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Just wax everywhere 1493 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 I just 1494 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Finished me 1495 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Yeah so 1496 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 I'm looking over and I can still see 1497 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 Said chimney 1498 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Candle chimney 1499 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 That one's for the kitchen one there 1500 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Put the two of ones in there 1501 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 But yeah 1502 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000 You're just not going to get a new one? 1503 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Or are you going to have that as a reminder to not blow 1504 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 The candle too far 1505 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000 So I'll just keep that 1506 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Around the bottle, swap with one upstairs 1507 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 That would be hard to pull off 1508 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Yeah 1509 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 You made up for it on the beers after 1510 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Oh yeah 1511 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah I want to speak to you soon about that 1512 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 Because I think 1513 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 We had at least 15 points 1514 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 But I know what I did anyway 1515 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000 So we had about 8 1516 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000 7 or 8 before we went into 1517 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 Gozal 1518 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 For me I was getting paranoid 1519 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Because there was a lot of stardust at the back 1520 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Did you know about that? 1521 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Well I didn't know how much 1522 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 But I knew that there was 1523 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 Definitely some marching powder 1524 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000 And I was getting paranoid that there was 1525 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Punio in my drink 1526 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Because I went 1527 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 Honestly mate 1528 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 I remember you saying to me at one point 1529 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Can you just watch my drink for me 1530 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 Because all we felt 1531 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 I know it was from a different atmosphere 1532 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 From the one after 1533 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 I was just like when we got to the other one 1534 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 I was just like 1535 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000 Really wanting to move my body 1536 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 I just wanted to get up 1537 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000 I couldn't sit down for 10 minutes 1538 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 And I was like 1539 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Then I started getting a bit of a paranoid 1540 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 To the point where 1541 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Someone brought me drinks 1542 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000 If I didn't see 1543 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 He saved me when I knew that I got the drinks 1544 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000 I'd have put them on the floor 1545 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 I put them on the floor 1546 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 I can't say I remember seeing you do that 1547 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Apart from that 1548 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 There was a few drinks going on 1549 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Definitely a few 1550 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000 Yeah 1551 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000 So yeah, you definitely made up for it 1552 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 I said earlier 1553 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 I was shocked at how little I've drank 1554 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 Over the last two days as well 1555 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Literally four cans on Christmas Day 1556 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 And four cans yesterday as well on Boxing Day 1557 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Which is not enough 1558 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 But there was me cooking 1559 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000 Christmas nights 1560 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000 After watching the second film 1561 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000 To watch The 1562 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000 Exciter 1563 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Jack Black 1564 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000 I haven't seen it but I know what you're talking about 1565 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Because I've seen The Trader of Jack Black 1566 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000 I was thinking that it's a Jack Black film 1567 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000 Even though he's in it 1568 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000 It's more of a kids film 1569 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000 So I wouldn't say 1570 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 To race out and watch it 1571 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 If it's on 1572 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 But still yeah, I watched that 1573 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000 And then afterwards 1574 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Quick flick through TikTok 1575 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 And there was all the fucking 1576 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Videos of men at 8 o'clock 1577 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000 On Christmas Day 1578 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000 And one of them was 1579 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 Five couples and all the men are asleep 1580 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 On the fucking birds and that 1581 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 Yeah, because that's how it should be 1582 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Getting up drinking 1583 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000 And just being on it all day 1584 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 But no, I just wasn't on it 1585 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000 I think 1586 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 Two while I was cooking 1587 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 And two while I was watching films 1588 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000 I'm absolutely fucking 1589 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 Ashamed of myself 1590 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000 I've never seen a bear on Christmas 1591 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000 For the first time in ages 1592 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000 So I felt like 1593 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 You're not, well because you're not really 1594 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 Much of a drinker anyway 1595 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000 You don't drink in the house 1596 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000 But on Christmas it's normally 1597 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 Especially with the Christmas day 1598 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000 So yeah 1599 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 I'm a bit gutted 1600 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Since this is going to be the last Christmas 1601 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Of a 1602 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Normality 1603 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000 In my house really, I'd say 1604 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000 So yeah 1605 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 I should have made up for it really 1606 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000 Should have got extra drug 1607 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 Yeah, well 1608 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000 You've put me there, yeah 1609 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Yeah, I'm 1610 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 Going to have a few lights right now 1611 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Fuck you, once I'm back home 1612 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 And that's settled, I'm fucking getting on it 1613 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Thank you, if you're on it son 1614 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Alright, last 1615 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 But not least 1616 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000 I've got a message from V 1617 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000 I don't know if that's the actual name 1618 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000 But I've got a bit of the email address that I could 1619 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 Get out of it 1620 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 V, V E E 1621 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 I've got 1622 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000 I don't know 1623 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 I'm not going to read the email address out 1624 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000 One, because I haven't wrote it down 1625 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000 And two, I'm not going to go onto the emails to read it out 1626 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 But I'm guessing that was the name 1627 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000 Sorry 1628 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 So yeah, hi guys, new to the pod 1629 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 Just got reminded by a Tiktok 1630 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 So thought I'd ask if you ever had 1631 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 An opinion on the whole 1632 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Women choosing a bear over a man 1633 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000 In the woods thing that was around earlier this year 1634 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000 Sorry if it's something you already spoke about 1635 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000 I don't think we did speak about it 1636 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000 I'm not too sure what she's referring to 1637 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 So it was 1638 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 I felt like it was in the summertime 1639 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 All these women were getting asked the question 1640 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000 So if you lost or 1641 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Stranded in the woods 1642 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Would you prefer to stumble across a man 1643 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Like a stranger 1644 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Like a man 1645 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Like a stranger 1646 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000 A man, like a stranger 1647 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Of a bear 1648 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 In the woods, and most of them were saying a bear 1649 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 What, the bear would just fucking kill him 1650 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Yeah 1651 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000 But they were drawn aside like 1652 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000 It feels safer with a bear there 1653 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Than a man that they don't know there 1654 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 No, I mean I feel like 1655 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 You can't find it, everyone's up to size 1656 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Yeah, I think it was just like a big stupid 1657 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Feminism movement going on 1658 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000 And they're all just chatting shit 1659 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Because at the end of the day 1660 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000 If there was a man there 1661 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 You've got more chance of 1662 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 Getting back to safety 1663 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Getting out of the woods 1664 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 Than you have with the bear 1665 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 Because the bear's just going to be like 1666 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Well, meal, fucking savvy 1667 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000 And just scram 1668 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Because they can't all be like Leonardo DiCaprio 1669 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000 In whatever that film is 1670 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000 Revenant is it? Revenant, yeah 1671 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000 I've not seen it 1672 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000 He won his Oscar from it didn't he? 1673 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Quite actor as well 1674 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000 He picks his role as well there 1675 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000 Picks his women well as well 1676 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000 Fucking still keeping him on the boat 1677 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Fucking bear fights me 1678 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000 You fucking mint it like that 1679 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000 And you can do it 1680 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000 Well, not, right? Why don't you just be single? 1681 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Yeah, that's the catch 1682 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000 What are you so, ain't I? 1683 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000 Well, he's like has an afterness 1684 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000 With this 30 year old, 20 year old 1685 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000 Yeah, I'm having fun at the moment 1686 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000 This is fucking great 1687 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 And yeah, you're getting on a bit now, bab 1688 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 I'm going to fucking move on to the next one 1689 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 So yeah, bear fights me 1690 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 You know, Hugh Hefner 1691 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Did it for fucking years anyway, didn't he? 1692 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000 He was the original fucking 1693 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000 Baby-O person 1694 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000 You know, other than he did it 1695 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000 So I suppose that was 1696 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000 That was good 1697 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000 For Baby-O that he did a 1698 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Sidebar-O because Hugh Hefner 1699 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Died 1700 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000 We still don't know who the next one's going to be 1701 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Maybe he's going to be Obama 1702 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 And Michael, I mean Michelle 1703 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Just don't know 1704 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000 Yeah 1705 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Back to V's 1706 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Question, I think it was just bollocks 1707 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 And fair 1708 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000 Again, because we've seen all the clips 1709 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000 Of 1710 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000 Whatever podcast 1711 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Or something where it's always 1712 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 OnlyFansGirl going on the challenge shit 1713 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000 And the men are just there being logical 1714 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 Stop being a div, close your flaps 1715 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000 And fucking listen to reason 1716 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000 So it was basically 1717 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000 Women like that, that were 1718 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000 Posing this question all the time 1719 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000 No, you'd save it with a bear 1720 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 No, it wouldn't, you can't climb up a tree 1721 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000 Because the bear can climb up a tree 1722 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Not all men can climb up a tree 1723 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000 No 1724 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Some are a bit special 1725 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 You know, you're more likely to be able to 1726 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Outrun the man 1727 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 This is assuming that the man is going to be a predator 1728 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 And fucking try and attack and kill 1729 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 Or rape or whatever anyway 1730 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000 So yeah, you've got more chance 1731 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Of getting away from the man 1732 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000 Than you have the bear 1733 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000 And yeah 1734 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 That's just assuming that 1735 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 If you are in the middle of the woods 1736 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 And there's that slim chance that anything like that happens 1737 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Then 1738 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 What's the odds that they're going to be fucking 1739 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000 Alone for starters 1740 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000 Who's walking through the fucking woods on their own 1741 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000 If a man's walking through the woods 1742 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 He's lost himself 1743 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Or he's fucking 1744 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Out hunting or something 1745 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000 They're not on their own are they 1746 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000 We've fucking other people 1747 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000 So the women shouldn't be in the fucking woods on their own 1748 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000 That's the moral of the story really 1749 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 Stay out of the woods, stay in the kitchen 1750 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000 Keep cooking and cleaning 1751 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 And worry about what your man's going to do for you 1752 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000 And if you ain't got a man, get a man 1753 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Right 1754 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000 On that fucking 1755 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000 On that cancellation 1756 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000 Then we shall leave it there 1757 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000 We've got shit to do 1758 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000 So yeah 1759 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000 Hope you enjoyed it 1760 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Keep the messages coming in 1761 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000 Links are all in the description 1762 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000 And we will see yous 1763 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000 In the new year 1764 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Peace 1765 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000 So sly, their chemistry's electric 1766 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000 You can't deny 1767 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000 You can't deny 1768 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:27,000 You can't deny