1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 They've kept which we's electric, you can't deny 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 What's happening everyone? Welcome to the real talking podcast with your host Ash and JD 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:59,000 And you did hear it right, it is the dynamic duo back together again 12 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:03,000 We are ready and raring to go 13 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,000 And by go we mean to the pub because we're fucking dying for a beer 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 It's been a hard week hasn't it mate? 15 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:19,000 It's been a really hard week and you are right, that beer, I can't wait 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Gonna go down a treat lad 17 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 That Cruz Campo is gonna go bar 18 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Or beer and Moretti 19 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Other brands of lager are available 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 They're just not as good 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Yeah we don't want the short ones 22 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I'll also be a secret to the Guinness 23 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 I won't be playing split the G 24 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Because I don't wanna go through it too quickly 25 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Especially since Guinness isn't cheap, it's not a lager it's a stout 26 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Oh it's a creamy head 27 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:00,000 But yeah it's too expensive, I don't wanna be spending 600 pounds because I'm splitting the G every time 28 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:08,000 I don't know why you're laughing, it's a big popular game at the moment 29 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Everyone's wasting it, you gotta enjoy your point, there's no point just buying it just to down it 30 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,000 I think the first one you might actually do it aren't there? 31 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 The first Guinness 32 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Well I've already said when we get to the pub we're getting 2 points each 33 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Because the first one isn't touching us heights 34 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:33,000 So yeah, in case you didn't know we're going out to the pub 35 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:40,000 We're having our annual lads on tour nights, spreading the Christmas joy to everyone 36 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Even though there's only a handful 37 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,000 But that's what happens as you get older, you get let down by old mates that don't wanna turn up 38 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Not that we were ever the biggest of friends groups 39 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 But yeah we've got the old faith will turn up anyway 40 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 That's all you need mate 41 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Yeah, there's some good times 42 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,000 So yeah but otherwise it's been a long week 43 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I know it's kinda started off the same as my individual little episode last week 44 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Where I just moaned about this shit week that I had 45 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 But I did have a shit week last week 46 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 It's just continued this week because it's been non stop work 47 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Shouldn't have worked today, but I've worked 48 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I actually shouldn't have worked today, but he's had to work as well 49 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:32,000 We've moaned about this off part but it's just too much fucking around 50 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 All we wanna do is just turn up, get the work done, go home 51 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:40,000 And to be fair today all we wanted to do was get into the pub 52 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 So bad 53 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,000 So yeah, doing this podcast, straight on with it 54 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Yeah and this will be in your ears, on time, the regular scheduled time, Saturday, 10am 55 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Oh this is technically the Christmas podcast 56 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Yeah this is the Christmas podcast for all the lovely listeners 57 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:06,000 It's not the same as anymore Christmas, it's lost something from it 58 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I thought you would have gained it, especially not now that it's baby's first proper Christmas 59 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:18,000 From that aspect yes, but when you go around he doesn't feel as Christmasy 60 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I don't know if it's because it's not as cold 61 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I don't know what it is 62 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Next year mate we've decided we're getting the old school decorations 63 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 So you know the things that go on your ceiling 64 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Red, green, gold, proper old school tints 65 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Fucking Christmas mate 66 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Get the babby to fucking make the old coloured paper 67 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Yeah yeah yeah 68 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I used to love doing that 69 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Christmas mate, proper, fucking 70 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I suppose it is now, I'm sitting there looking at your Christmas tree 71 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 I haven't got one at home, I've got my old wooden one 72 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I say old wooden one, made it myself a couple of years ago 73 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:57,000 But because you've got the silvery grey effect one 74 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I suppose that's how most people do it these days really 75 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:07,000 They go for the modern look so it fits into the aesthetics of the lounge, the area that it's going in 76 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:14,000 So next year we've decided we're getting rid of the old spotlights and going back to the old school multi coloured one 77 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 You know what I'm saying 78 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Get that fucking on that tree, really tints, I said to Kai 79 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Get fucking tints on there, some red and gold 80 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Fucking proper tree next year that will be 81 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Are you going to get a real one though, or just a fake green one? 82 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I want a proper tree 83 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Just a mess man 84 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yeah yeah, it just depends with Kobe because he has demolished this tree 85 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:42,000 So maybe in a few years I will start getting a proper tree 86 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Yeah, no evil eye dove, tinsel, multi coloured on there 87 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Just going back to my original thing 88 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Just, I don't know when you're out on the streets, even though people have the Christmas lights up and that 89 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I don't know what it is mate, it's just a losted spirit if you will, I don't know 90 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,000 It's just not, there's something missing, I can't remember, I think maybe it's because 91 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,000 When I remember when I was younger it was Christmas songs on the radio, every fucking, you couldn't get away from it 92 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Now I'm trying to find them I suppose 93 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I don't know how you've missed them because even I've had to turn off smooth radio 94 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 And like smooth country radio because it's constant Christmas songs 95 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 But I didn't even know there was that many country Christmas songs 96 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Yeah but it's still country 97 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 To be fair I wouldn't have even classed a lot of them as country 98 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:35,000 But yeah I've had to just go to my usual on YouTube music through the radio 99 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Just for today, the last couple of days I've been 100 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Because for years I've never really had a great Christmas spirit 101 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:47,000 But I've always felt that because I haven't got kids of my own 102 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Yeah, since we've had Covid the one thing I really want to do is 103 00:06:53,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Is you know like you see the Hallmark Christmas movies on TV, you know like the postcard 104 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,000 We've decided one year we are going to do that 105 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I don't know where in America you'd be, maybe Colorado 106 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Is it Colorado? 107 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Anyway I might be wrong with saying that 108 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 We're just spending somewhere where you know you're going to get snubbed 109 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah yeah 110 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:20,000 In that aesthetic look, you know the pine 111 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 You know you get what I'm on about 112 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,000 Yeah yeah 113 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 You know the aesthetic of the house 114 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 When you see Christmas on the TV 115 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Yeah 116 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 You want to experience a Christmas like that 117 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 That's what I want with the open fire 118 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Yeah 119 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Just you know 120 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Because there is reports that we're meant to be in for a big snow storm as of tomorrow 121 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 But look, it's shit snow mate 122 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:43,000 But it's saying 300 miles of snow and it's coming from the north 123 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Obviously Scotland is going to get fucking rain as usual 124 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 But it's going to come down to the midlands 125 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 So we should get a bit of snow 126 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:59,000 But even if it did snow tomorrow or today as you lovely listeners are listening in 127 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 No doubt it would be fucking gone by Christmas 128 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Yeah 129 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I've seen snow once on Christmas and that was like 17 years ago 130 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 And it was a flood to my 131 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Literally was because I just walked the girlfriend at the time 132 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Just walked her home and then as I was walking back 133 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 It was just a little bit 134 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Yeah 135 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 I've seen more snow go people's noses than was on that floor mate 136 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 And we'll see that tonight 137 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 We will 138 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 We will be doing it 139 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 We won't be doing it 140 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 We'll be doing it 141 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Get in the bag lad 142 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Some star dust in 143 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Proper marching powder 144 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Fucking nah 145 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 It's too much of a waste of money 146 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 I was on about it till the middle of the day 147 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 You don't want your jaw rocking tonight mate 148 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Nah mate 149 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:50,000 What would be the best drug to have because 150 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 So like mushrooms would just trip you out either a good or bad way 151 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 We'd make you hungry 152 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 But like I don't know 153 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Look for me I've always felt like if you need like gear to get you going 154 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 You're not right 155 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 And what I'm saying is you can't enjoy yourself without it 156 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 That's what makes you who you are I suppose when I have 157 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Yeah but it's just such a waste of money I'll be 158 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Because I've tried it once and I don't really feel much from it 159 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 But 160 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Was it real good stuff though? 161 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 I don't know 162 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Good stuff you are meant to feel if it's not good stuff you haven't been in 163 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 And mix it with Kermit 164 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 You know what I mean I know this stuff 165 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Not like you do it 166 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 No no 167 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 But it's so milk for a touch 168 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,000 But I just thought well what's the point because I'm out drinking to get drunk 169 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Yeah 170 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:44,000 But I don't want to so abrupt so spend money so abrupt to spend more money to get drunk again 171 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Yeah 172 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 But it's just a waste 173 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 It's like a weird cycle isn't it 174 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Yeah you're just defeating the fucking object 175 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:54,000 But I'll save that fucking I don't know 50 pound on a fucking bag whatever it is 176 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:01,000 And just save that for fucking a few more beers then a takeaway 30 kebab on the way home 177 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Is it 20 pound an ounce? 178 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 I don't 179 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I don't know the going right so far 180 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Going off of one of the other podcasts that I listened to he goes on about three bags for 181 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 a ton so three bags for 100 pound 182 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Ok ok 183 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 And that's a deal 184 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Yeah but he would be like 100 grams out 185 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I don't know 186 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Yeah 187 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000 He didn't fucking get into specifics about the weight 188 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Oh I'm thinking he's got yeah well he wouldn't be a ton you know what I'm saying 189 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,000 That's a lot I know cocaine 190 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Well have you seen that fucking wrestler 191 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Cocaine yeah 192 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Yeah have you seen gay the guy or gay 193 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,000 No I've not seen that I'm guessing his costumes the rainbow black 194 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Oh god 195 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Fucking so much 196 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Oh look and he gets the eyeball out 197 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah 198 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Yeah 199 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Fucking in the face 200 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Proper wrestling 201 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Well it's surprising that TikTok hasn't banned those clips and that and then I did see an 202 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 interview with the actual original Kane and he just laughed and he was like yeah there's 203 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:12,000 a lot of mimics out there that replicate or try to do something similar to what I've done 204 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:18,000 all these years and that so he hasn't slagged it off but you would have thought that he'd 205 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 turn around and be a bit more PC but he's obviously not that fucking arse 206 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,000 You know what do you know cocaine's finisheries not the chokeslam it's the cogslam 207 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Yeah 208 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,000 It is mental 209 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Fucking 210 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000 That's proper wrestling now is mate 211 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Yeah I still never even watched the second half of fucking WrestleMania 212 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Well it comes to Netflix January 6th 213 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Is it Raw and Smackdown 214 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Raw and Smackdown in UK yeah 215 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:53,000 That's right I think in America I just Rawed the mama yeah I'm just Raw and Smackdown in UK 216 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Well since we've just spoke about Netflix because that reminded me about one of the 217 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:04,000 correspondents because they mentioned about boxing and we didn't even talk about the Jake 218 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Paul and Mark Tyson fight 219 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Oh no it was prophetic I didn't even watch it I saw the hard odds 220 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I'm glad I didn't stay up and watch it because I was away when it was on 221 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Right 222 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000 And I watched it the next day I enjoyed the other fights to be fair 223 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 But that main card it was just absolutely ridiculous 224 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I think like these gimmick fights you know like the misfits 225 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Shouldn't even entertain it I'm not even watching them anymore I'll watch tomorrow 226 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 We've got Torso and Fury 227 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,000 But that was what the correspondent was saying I'll be up for the fight I'll be watching it 228 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Yeah on the dodgy box 229 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:45,000 So I'd completely forgot that this was happening until like two weeks ago where I saw the 230 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:50,000 first trailer for it and I was like oh shit it's this quick already 231 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,000 For some reason I thought it was like in February or March or something 232 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Nah nah 233 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 So yeah I'm glad that it's coming out of the blue 234 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Come to the beer tonight rest to my I'll get some food and yeah take away tomorrow night 235 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 as you're watching the boxing 236 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Do you know what time it's on? 237 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Half four it starts in UK 238 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,000 So is it Saturday morning or Sunday morning half four? 239 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Nah nah so Saturday night 240 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,000 So tomorrow afternoon today for all you lovely listeners 241 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Yeah it would be 4.30pm it starts and then I think that actually boxing starts at about half five 242 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Like primarily 243 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 So we're looking at the main card around about 10 o'clock then? 244 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Half ten yeah 245 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Fucking sound I'd say I'll put that there 246 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Yeah that should be a fucking good crack then 247 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:37,000 So I have to stop my head I can't I'm being lazy I'm not getting my phone and unlocking it 248 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,000 But yeah we're on it we're gonna watch the boxing tonight 249 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Yeah definitely yeah 250 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Gotta watch it see what happens 251 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Because it was I don't know if it's official but it was the world's longest stare-off 252 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Yeah 10 minutes or something wasn't it? 253 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Just standing there just fucking thought 254 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah man 255 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Yeah no fucking no wearing any eyes just staring at it 256 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Just literally 257 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Oh it's alright 10 minutes 258 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 And then he fucking fury starts kicking up afterwards 259 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Fucking you gotta wake up at the hospital you're a fucking joke you're a joke 260 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 So yeah he seemed confident 261 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 But so does Usyk 262 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 What do you think is gonna win? 263 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Err 264 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 I would like to ask him Fury to win but I think it's gonna be Usyk 265 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 I think it's Usyk again 266 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000 And I think it's gonna be Usyk by knockout I just have a feeling 267 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,000 I've seen some of his training and he just looks calm 268 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Yeah he always just does now 269 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Yeah he just doesn't seem biased 270 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000 He seems like a nice guy well they both seem like nice guys to be honest 271 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Yeah I've seen some of his interviews and that and there was one the other day 272 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:48,000 He's got his fucking suit on and he's got this like shitty white tiger 273 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 I don't know what it is but like a shoulder patch sort of thing 274 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,000 And they were like oh yeah white tiger is it real? 275 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And he's like I don't know got it from like a thrift store or something but I ain't got a clue 276 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,000 And then he says well he gets asked so what do you think is gonna happen when you're in the ring? 277 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 A fight 278 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 And they're all laughing then he's like obviously fucking 279 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:15,000 So yeah he does seem like he's got a bit of banter about him 280 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Yeah hopefully he's a bit of an untarnished one as well 281 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Not a lot of fucking after shit out there 282 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:28,000 All the hype and then it's just fucking nothing entertaining then 283 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:32,000 But yeah we'll be watching it we'll be staying up for it 284 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Yeah hopefully it's not too late 285 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 But then again since we're on it tonight we'll know that 286 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Have a little bit of a pavan after in a day or something 287 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 So it would allow us to be able to stay up that little bit later 288 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 But I've got a I'm seeing Santa Claus tomorrow 289 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Again? 290 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Yeah she's spoiling her 291 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Fucking baby 292 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 So how was the breakfast last week? 293 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 She loved it, she loved it 294 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 She tried to pull his beard off 295 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Explain to the listeners the actual what you did because I didn't say 296 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:10,000 We just went for breakfast with Santa so you take your baby or child 297 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 You have breakfast, Santa comes around 298 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:17,000 And after you get to see Santa 299 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 He wasn't a good Santa, only we weren't the real Santa 300 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 No 301 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Did he not have a proper big belly? 302 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000 No he didn't actually, he was just an old man 303 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000 He wasn't a good fake one 304 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Was it a cheap costume as well? 305 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 His costume was okay-ish 306 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:44,000 But like yeah I mean you've just got to be in the pile and he'd grow a beard out actually 307 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000 But nah, so hopefully this one's better because she enjoyed it 308 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,000 She wasn't as worried as I was about his costume 309 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Troy said Troy's pull his beard off 310 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:59,000 The thing is as I walked in I could see him, this guy's a Scrammy 311 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 And I thought that's Santa, that's going to be 10 minutes later 312 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000 He's gone into the car park on my way back 313 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:10,000 He's wearing a white T-shirt and black trousers and he comes back with like yeah 314 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Like he done it for the free meal 315 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Yeah probably was, so any just free meal then you can have a couple of beers later 316 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I don't know if you've seen it as well 317 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:27,000 On TikTok, so the Santa Claus, Tim Allen 318 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Home Improvement Tim Allen 319 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:40,000 So people are only just clocking on to the fact that Santa dying falling off his roof 320 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Spoilers for anyone that hasn't watched it 321 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 It was all staged 322 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Yeah so I thought, didn't I clarify that up in the series 323 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I might be wrong in saying that but I know what you want to back 324 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Because you see none of the elves are shocked 325 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Yeah none of them are shocked 326 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 They're all in the background of scenes 327 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Yeah so there's one in the classroom next to him and then looking in the school and walking down the street 328 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:13,000 And there's one where the old Santa Claus when he fell off the roof is watching as well 329 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Yeah so I remember when I originally watched it 330 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Seeing the other little elves around 331 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 And then thinking oh yeah they've done that on purpose 332 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Just assuming that naturally say every 10 years they have to change it to a new Santa Claus 333 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Yeah so I didn't watch the series I think 334 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:40,000 But what I heard is, I can't remember if it's from number 3 or from the series is to be Santa Claus you need a Mrs Claus 335 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Yes that was in the second one 336 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Right 337 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 That you need to have a Mrs Claus 338 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Yes 339 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 So when Tim gets back to fucking the North Pole in the first one 340 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:55,000 There's no sign of the original, the old Mrs Claus 341 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 And then none of the elves there look shocked that Tim Allen's turned off 342 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Yeah 343 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 None of them are sad that Santa's got him dead and all that 344 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Oh mate 345 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I don't know why people are shocked and only just realise me 346 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Yeah I watched that red one obviously to come out 347 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 I fell asleep 348 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000 It came out on Amazon obviously it's only when I seen him last month 349 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 And my ears dog shit 350 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 I fell asleep I mean I was tired anyway 351 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,000 And it was after the Manchester Derby last weekend 352 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 So obviously I'd already had some beers and that as well 353 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 And I just couldn't stay awake 354 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 I was just like why am I watching here 355 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 They're pushing too hard 356 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Because it's just another rock film and Dwayne Johnson 357 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Just something else for a bit of fucking action 358 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Yeah 359 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000 To get him in and this one happened to be Christmas themes 360 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:49,000 It just, it, and obviously it must have been really poor just to get put on Amazon straight away 361 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 So I didn't even know it went to the cinema first 362 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Yeah I think it was on 363 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I think it was on November 15th or something 364 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:02,000 And obviously from what I heard it made like, it was costing so much to make 365 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000 And obviously they've got to add all the press that they do for it 366 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 From what I've seen I think it made like 60 or 70 million 367 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 It's just not good enough is it 368 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 And obviously it cost like 400 million to make or whatever 369 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Yeah 370 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 I don't think many people, I think people are just growing sick of cinema now 371 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 That's why everyone's got dodgy boxes and stuff like that 372 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Just, I don't know 373 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 It's not a good experience like when we was kids and that though 374 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 We used to go there with less than five pound 375 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Which when we was kids five pound was still a lot of money anyway 376 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000 But I remember it was two pound out of a ticket 377 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,000 And you'd still be able to get your fucking snack and drink and that 378 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 With the five pound 379 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I just don't think the films are as quality anymore 380 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 I just feel like 381 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:50,000 I think because of the time that we're living as well where everything comes that quickly onto Netflix 382 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Like the series, the films and that 383 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 And all the YouTube fucking things going on 384 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 People would drive away 385 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Well 386 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Is that what you're trying to 387 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 It's just that we've got so much else going on 388 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 That like there's always something else to watch 389 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Oh that's just come out of the cinema 390 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:11,000 But I can wait for it because I've got this that I can watch and that and still 391 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:17,000 And there's not many films that do come out that I think I've got to go to the cinema and watch that 392 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 I mean the last one was Deadpool 393 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 There was a movie 394 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 And I'm gonna think I forgot what it's called now 395 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000 It's only coming out in the US but it looked really good 396 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Right I'm gonna try to go look 397 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Any idea of who's in it 398 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 It's actually got that 399 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 The one from Snow White 400 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 The woman 401 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Yeah that Rachel 402 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Rachel Singular whatever her name is 403 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 So there's a movie 404 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And it's got no release date 405 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I think oh is it called 406 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 It's 2k something 407 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Always prepared on it 408 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Yeah obviously I didn't know it was going there 409 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 But 410 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I saw the trailer to it and I was like 411 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Yeah I think I'll go and see them and watch that 412 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000 And it just hasn't 413 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Just has 414 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 It's talking to me 415 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Yeah the cookies like just fucking 416 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 That's why you need to use Duck Duck Go 417 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Just like doesn't that know 418 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 It's busy 419 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Doing stuff 420 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Right here we go 421 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Right there 422 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Y2K 423 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Y2K it's called 424 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 So I'm guessing it's to do with the turn of the 425 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Yeah yeah so it's like 426 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Too high score 427 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Nobody's made the decision to crash the last 428 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Major celebration before the new 429 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Millennium 430 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Millennium 431 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 1999 432 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Yeah 433 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 So yeah it looks good 434 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I'm getting a phone call 435 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 We'll be able to watch it soon 436 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Not anywhere 437 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 But yeah we shall 438 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Stop talking about Christmas films 439 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 And films in general now 440 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Move on to some of the correspond arms 441 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 So we've had a 442 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Well because I asked for it 443 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Last week anyway so we have had a 444 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Good couple 445 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Saying the same 446 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 After Christmas and that asking if we're 447 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Ready for Christmas so 448 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Yeah in general are you 449 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Ready for Christmas? Yeah 450 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 The only presents we've got is for 451 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 COVID we're really doing the show for 452 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Everyone it's just I'm in the same 453 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Both her presents 454 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 And actually everyone else 455 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 So in terms that 456 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 I'm ready 457 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 No I don't do that no more I know you don't give 458 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Presents to give 459 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 No but I can't on the podcast 460 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 No it's not in case of the show 461 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Well I don't do it 462 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Normally I'd give vouchers 463 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 For well 464 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 £20 vouchers to the family members 465 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Because it's too much 466 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Effort to try and find out what they want 467 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Or go shopping and think 468 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Oh yeah that's a nice 469 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Novelty present for fucking so and so 470 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I'll get that so normally I would just 471 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Get £20 gift voucher and a 472 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Generic one that could go to fucking boots 473 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Or new look or fucking something 474 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 So it's not a specific place 475 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 They can use it in a few offers 476 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 And it's just easy 477 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 But this year there's just been 478 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Too much going on and that 479 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Well big year next year and that 480 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 So not going to fuck around 481 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Got to keep money to the south 482 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 So no just got 483 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 The whilst presents 484 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Couple of little bits for the dog 485 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Because you've got to 486 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Treat the dogs as well yeah 487 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 I'm sure he's got something 488 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Looking forward to remember over the 40s 489 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Little fucking things as well 490 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Yeah you 491 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 So 492 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Then we've got the 493 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Question from Lauren 494 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 What's your favourite Christmas song 495 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Oh uh 496 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Don't Stop the Cavalier 497 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Cavalry 498 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Oh yeah 499 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 The way you said it at first I'm thinking 500 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 What the fuck is that 501 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 I used to call it Little drummer boy 502 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 And that's a different Christmas song 503 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 But no it don't stop 504 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Do do do do do 505 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Do do do do do 506 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 She was a home for Christmas 507 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 And then for a close 508 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Second E17 509 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Stay down 510 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Maybe I've got to go 511 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Away 512 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Why are you turning around 513 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 The mom's driving home for Christmas 514 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I'm driving home for Christmas 515 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Oh okay 516 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Good old classics 517 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Banger 518 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 And then close to the second again as well 519 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Queen 520 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Thank God it's Christmas 521 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Yeah that's a good one 522 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Big banger 523 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 And then 524 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 There was another 525 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Christmas question from Miles 526 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Have you got any Christmas film recommendations 527 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Since we just spoke about films 528 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Um 529 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Santa Claus can't go wrong with that really 530 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Good old classic one 531 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I've always felt home alone 532 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Is a bit overrated 533 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Oh mate fucking out 534 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 That's a 535 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 I wouldn't go out my way to watch it 536 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 I don't know how I feel about that 537 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I don't know how I feel about you 538 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 What you're saying there 539 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 It's in a different light 540 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 If it's on 541 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 I'm not really paying much attention 542 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I'll leave it on 543 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 I'll search for it and put it on 544 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Number one, brilliant 545 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 The intro just takes way too 546 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Do you remember when the intro's used to take really long 547 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 On movies? Yeah 548 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Fucking hell 549 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I remember as a kid always wiling for that 550 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 You know 551 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Number one, really good 552 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 And it always made me want Peter 553 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 You know like 554 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Number three was just short 555 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 I think it's not five 556 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Number four 557 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Yeah they're just killed I didn't know 558 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 I'm just trying to think now 559 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Is there anything in between 560 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 All the regular stuff that I've watched 561 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 That was a good Christmas film 562 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 I suppose 563 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I've not long said 564 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 For the last ten years 565 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Because I've never really been that 566 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Christmasy because I haven't got kids and that 567 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 I don't really fucking 568 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 The wife was saying it to me 569 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Let's watch some Christmas films 570 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 You want to watch some, you watch them 571 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I watched Daddy's Home 2 572 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Which is technically a Christmas film 573 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 That was good 574 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 I'm just trying to think 575 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 The usual 576 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Die Hard, Gremlins, Christmas films 577 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I'm just trying to think now 578 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I don't think there is really one 579 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 That I would say 580 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Besides the norm 581 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I know when I was a kid 582 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 I used to love 583 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 The fucking 584 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Snowman or something 585 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 The fucking the cartoon 586 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Yeah why was that called 587 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I'm sorry 588 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 There's nothing really coming to mind 589 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 That I can recommend that you probably 590 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Haven't already watched 591 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Er 592 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 No nothing 593 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 It's just the same 594 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 The Grinch, Santa Claus, Home Alone 595 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Jingle all the way 596 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 No, I'm sorry Marv 597 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Pulling the blank there mate 598 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Poor effort on our behalf 599 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Well yeah fucking 600 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 I don't know 601 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 If anyone else has got some good ones 602 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Suggested, I know it will be too late by the time 603 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 We do get back to Miles with an Ant next week 604 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 But yeah 605 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Let us know yours 606 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 We've got to get on to him 607 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Because he's desperate 608 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 He's desperate for it 609 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Old James 610 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 I didn't read his one out last week even though I did 611 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Mention him 612 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 His first 613 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Message was, lads 614 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 It's a good job you're not a football podcast 615 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Because you'd have nothing 616 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Good to talk about 617 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 You know, obviously they're fucked 618 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 And then in response to me 619 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Just 620 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Towards the end of the podcast I was watching 621 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 The Liverpool Fulham game 622 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Liverpool were fucking 623 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 They were a bit shook 624 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 And I just asked him 625 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 His opinions 626 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Are Liverpool fucking bottling it this season now then 627 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 You know 628 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Your call of Chelsea is looking 629 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 A bit more fucking promising as well isn't he 630 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 So 631 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 His second email just says 632 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 No sleep on our season 633 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Just making it more entertaining 634 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 With a shot below us 635 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Fair one, they've got a guy in hand 636 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 They're nice stuff 637 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 I can't remember who we were against now 638 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Everton, because it's called off 639 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Because of Storm Darrow 640 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Even though you would expect them to be Everton 641 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 You just never know on the derbies 642 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Derbies, derbies 643 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 About derbies 644 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 The Manchester one last week 645 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Did you watch the game? 646 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Yeah, it was an absolutely terrible game 647 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 To watch 648 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 As a neutral 649 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Half four, Sunday 650 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Terrible game 651 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 I can't believe how many people think that it was such a terrible game 652 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 It was to watch 653 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 It was just so 654 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 It was like watching Josiah 655 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Mourinho's Man U again 656 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 That's how for me felt with Vanguard 657 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Just so 658 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Defend, break out 659 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Defend 660 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 But we dominated on position 661 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Yeah, but it was 662 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 What kind of position you had 663 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 It was just, it weren't penetrating 664 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 It was just 665 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 You know 666 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 It wasn't the greatest match 667 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 But from Man City's point of view as well 668 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Because I don't like watching Man City 669 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 I don't watch Man City 670 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 If Man City playing someone like Southampton 671 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Five o'clock and I sat there 672 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I don't watch it because I know 673 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 It's going to be 4-0 674 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Tippi-tappie, they're walking to their Haaland hat-trick 675 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Bang 676 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 But no, I didn't enjoy the game, I must admit 677 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Well 678 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I suppose it is mainly red tinted glasses 679 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Then, but I thought it was 680 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Good, the possession 681 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Base football 682 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 The attack was struggling 683 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Unfortunate on the goal 684 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 And then 685 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Just the madness at the end 686 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Yeah, if he weren't for the last 687 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 The last, obviously, 10 minutes 688 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 It was a terrible game 689 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 It's just nice to see 690 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Man City struggling though 691 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 You know, because 692 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Let's see how he can handle it when he can't 693 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 From Maniali, but even though 694 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 I don't know what it is 695 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 I don't know what happens 696 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 I don't think it's fatigue 697 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 I just don't know 698 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 What's gone 699 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I mean, players have lost their legs 700 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Kyle Walker, Bernardo Silva 701 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 It is an ancient scene 702 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 But it's still a strange way 703 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Because you wouldn't put them 704 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 If I said to you they're going to win the league 705 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 They could still win every game this season 706 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 And he wouldn't surprise you 707 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I don't think they're going to win the league though 708 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 But I don't think 709 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 This season is going to carry on like this 710 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 But it can't do 711 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 I've not looked at their picture for the weekend 712 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 To be honest 713 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 They've got to turn it around 714 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Have they not got Villa? 715 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 I think they've got Villa around that 716 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 It is, half a kick off today 717 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 For you lovely people 718 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 But again 719 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Villa are having a bit of a short season 720 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Well, lately anyway 721 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 They need to turn it around 722 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 It's like they're putting it all in the Champions League 723 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 So 724 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 It could be a tough one 725 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 For both sides 726 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Again tomorrow 727 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 One of them turns up 728 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Then it's just going to put the pressure on the other one again 729 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Because 730 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 This is what we look for 731 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 You look at the table 732 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I'd already 733 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Wrote off Chelsea 734 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 At the beginning of the season, you called it 735 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 We are 736 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Still only just about 737 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Half way through 738 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 We'll see where it is at the end of the season 739 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 A few more managers sacked this week 740 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 And that 741 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 All I was going to say 742 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Is at the beginning of the season 743 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 Chelsea 744 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Because their only competition was that Europa 745 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Whatever it is 746 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 And they're just sending the kids 747 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 That's what I think 748 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 They just had the edge 749 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 But I didn't expect Liverpool to do so 750 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 I must admit 751 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Liverpool look really good 752 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 But again 753 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 The last two games 754 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Getting draws 755 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 It's a bit of a push for them 756 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 But they're not losing though, are they? 757 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 That's what Totals have won on 758 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Yeah 759 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 But they did look a bit 760 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Ropey, Fulham let that game slip 761 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 To be fair 762 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 They were playing well 763 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 They scored the first goal 764 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 And then they should have took advantage 765 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 With descending off 766 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 But they just sat back 767 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Seeded, then they started pushing again 768 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Scored, and then they sat back again 769 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 So 770 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 Poor mistake on Marco 771 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Silvers, solid really though 772 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 We're not a footballing poplust 773 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 So we can't keep talking about it 774 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 But I'm looking forward to 775 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Again 776 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 It probably is the main thing that I do enjoy 777 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 About Christmas is 778 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 The football 779 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 It's on every diary pretty much 780 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Yeah, I know I'm going to be working 781 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Most of it anyway 782 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 But 783 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 The fact that you can just sit there 784 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Watch football throughout the whole day 785 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Yeah 786 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Especially because Boxing Day you just fucking 787 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 You have a couple of beers 788 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 You see people, you eat more food 789 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 You watch football 790 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 It's just the best part of fucking 791 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Christmas I think 792 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 But we're going to jump onto the old 793 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Feature that we haven't fucking gone on to 794 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 For a little while now 795 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Because we have got a few 796 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Stacked up 797 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 We will get onto the Confessions afterwards 798 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 But we've got to do we 799 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 You've got to love you 800 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Both having a little bit of a fucking booger 801 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Sorry I just noticed 802 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 There was another question, we will read that 803 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Out in a moment Raleigh 804 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Sorry for missing this 805 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 But firstly we will get onto Jess 806 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 And she says 807 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 These fuckers with 808 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 God's grace for headlights 809 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I can see my soul more than 810 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 The road 811 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Obviously we are at the time of year where it is 812 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Dark 813 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 It's almost fully dark already 814 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 And we're nearly at four 815 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 And we're going to 816 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Have a short stay tomorrow as well 817 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Today for all you lovers 818 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 So sunrise 819 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Just after eight 820 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Sunset 821 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Just before four o'clock I think it's the same 822 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 But yeah I get it 823 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 I've always hated driving in the dark 824 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 But it's worse now with everyone's bright lights 825 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 So it's more for me 826 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 You know like the newer lights 827 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 At LED and white 828 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 It's those old school yellow ones 829 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 But the 830 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Yellow orange looking lights 831 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 The old fashioned lights are the same 832 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 No for me it's them because people drive with the high beams on 833 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Yeah they have to now 834 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Because of how bright everyone else's 835 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Lights are 836 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Because I have this problem 837 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 I've got the old school lights and all that 838 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 And I can't see the road because 839 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 The oncoming traffic with the bright LED 840 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Lights cancels mine out 841 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 So I can't see the lane 842 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 For me it's those ones 843 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 And people drive with the high beams on 844 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 And they have them angled wrong 845 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 They don't have them to the floor 846 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 They have it straight on 847 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 That's the problem 848 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 It's meant to face down 849 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Just on the floor a little bit 850 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 But it's the ones where they just straight out 851 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 You're like 852 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 It's like 853 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Because I'm in the van as well 854 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 I'm lower down 855 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 And when I've got a Range Rover 856 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Or a bigger vehicle behind me 857 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Their lights are straight into my 858 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Mirror and straight into my eyes then 859 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 When we were away the other week 860 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Country roads 861 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 It was already dark by the time we were getting there 862 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 But at one point 863 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 There was a car behind us 864 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 With their high beams on 865 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Because they couldn't see the road 866 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 All they had to do was just follow me 867 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 There was no one in front of me 868 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 I'm driving fine, I'm not speeding or anything 869 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 And I can see the road 870 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 But because they had theirs on 871 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 It was making my vision worse 872 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 So I 873 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Just kept flashing my hazard lights 874 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 To say turn them off 875 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 And so they did it, they turned them off 876 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 And then once I'd get 877 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 To a junction I'd carry on 878 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Then they'd come in behind me 879 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Got caught up again 880 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 And they'd have them back on again 881 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 So I had to keep doing it 882 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 And literally I got to one point 883 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 There was like a bridge and some traffic lights 884 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 And I got out 885 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 And the mister told me to stop, don't say anything 886 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 I got out and I was like, look 887 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 You're blinding me, stop fucking around 888 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Just some dozy old cunts 889 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 If you can't see the road 890 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Just stick closer to me 891 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 And then follow the headlights 892 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 The brake lights, because that's all you have to do 893 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Just follow my lights 894 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 And you're fine, if you're struggling to see 895 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Just people, they're fucking morons 896 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 But yeah 897 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I completely get it, Jess 898 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 It's an absolute fucking nightmare 899 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Trying to drive on the road is 900 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Hard enough these days anyway 901 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 With every other cunt 902 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 But yeah, just 903 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 The lights are too gross 904 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 I think what the government needs to sort out now 905 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Is 906 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Because we're not going to be able to get people 907 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 To get them a light again now 908 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Them a balls 909 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 So the need to change the road markings 910 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 So it actually reflects 911 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 The lights better 912 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 So you can actually see 913 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 How their bright lights are 914 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Canceling out the older vehicles 915 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Lights, I can't see the 916 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Lines, so 917 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 They need to put an aluminous paint or 918 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 A glow in the dark paint, because I don't know what the 919 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Country is, but there is 920 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Going to be somewhere like Switzerland 921 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 That have already changed 922 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 To glow in the dark road markings now 923 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 So you don't even need to 924 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Be fucking driving with your lights on 925 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 To see the road, great 926 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 So we need 927 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 To get this system 928 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Sorted out, to make it easier for everyone 929 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 And don't even get started on the fucking 930 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 So, because there was some cunt 931 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Fucking running me the other morning 932 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 I'm walking in the dark and all I can see is just the fucking 933 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 A light strapped to the chest 934 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Fucking bouncing around 935 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 From behind there's no 936 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Fucking reflection on the back 937 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 So this was in the road as well 938 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 So if I was driving 939 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 From behind them, I wouldn't have seen them 940 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 It was like from the 941 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Front I could see the light, otherwise 942 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Nothing fucking, no hoobies or 943 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Fucking anything, just running in dark 944 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Clothes, so yeah 945 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I can see you coming from the front 946 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 But from behind you're still going to hit your 947 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Dickheads, fucking you know 948 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Just fucking people 949 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Fist me off, not you looking people 950 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 But 951 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Until the next one 952 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 We have one from Brick 953 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,000 And they are asking 954 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Well, saying rather 955 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 People asking questions on the internet 956 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 That they can just google 957 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 How do they survive 958 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Now we'll do CDs 959 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Quite a lot 960 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Again like on YouTube videos 961 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 People sending in the super chats and that 962 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Or you know 963 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Say, what's the fixture for this weekend 964 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Like you're already on the internet 965 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 You've already typed the question 966 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 You could have just put it on your search bar 967 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 At the top, that very first one 968 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 It's such a wasted effort 969 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 And especially when 970 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 As I say, we have a super chat on YouTube 971 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 But the pain to ask 972 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 That question when they could have just 973 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Fucking googled it 974 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I don't get it 975 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 These people are going to 976 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Fucking struggle with life 977 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 But just 978 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Just you know 979 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Just leave them be, natural selection will get to them 980 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 At some point 981 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 It's 982 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 It's frustrating but 983 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Some people just 984 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 They're just fucking morons 985 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Just try and ignore it because it is frustrating 986 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Golden Aldi 987 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Kirstie 988 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 And she's asking 989 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 What I'm saying again 990 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 So I'm fucking mixing up the words 991 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 I'm just dying for this beer 992 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 It's 4 o'clock, we're fucking running late 993 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 So many people 994 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 With the lack of spatial awareness 995 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 It's busy enough 996 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 With people Christmas shopping 997 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Don't just stop dead in front of me 998 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Yeah, it is the worst 999 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 In Aldi where the oils are really 1000 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Like more narrow 1001 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 That's really 1002 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 It's a really pop 1003 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 And just like 1004 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 I waste my life behind you then 1005 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Yeah 1006 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 I see it all the time anyway 1007 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 It just fucking does annoy me 1008 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Because when I'm walking around 1009 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 I'm doing the same as when I'm driving 1010 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 I'm always looking left and right 1011 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 And 1012 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 I don't know if I sense it 1013 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 I know I definitely fucking loved it 1014 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 There was a TikTok video 1015 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Where the woman's walking in front of a fella 1016 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 And 1017 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 She's just like, oh look at them shoes 1018 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 And the shop window and whatever 1019 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 And he's behind, he's like, two men to the road 1020 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 If they've launched at me 1021 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 I could take them, fucking there's a dog there 1022 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 If it went to 1023 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Bite me I could kick it in it's fucking 1024 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Head or something 1025 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 It's just basically the man's 1026 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Looking around, which I know I do as well 1027 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Looking around, I'm like, oh yeah that's going on there 1028 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 This person could walk out here 1029 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 A day 1030 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Gonna stop 1031 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 And I'm always 1032 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Trying to observe what's around 1033 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Where most people just fucking don't do that 1034 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Just 1035 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Oh, what's that? And just fucking stop 1036 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Or, again I know we've had it 1037 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 As a fucking another one before 1038 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 People just stopping and fucking texting 1039 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 So, if you can't 1040 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Do both at the same time, don't do it 1041 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 And they're like, just stopping the tracks 1042 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 They don't even pull over to the side or whatever 1043 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 It's fucking so annoying 1044 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 God fucking people 1045 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 So 1046 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 We do feel your pain 1047 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 With that one person 1048 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Hopefully you're well as well 1049 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 We should say that, hope you're well 1050 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Got the name already 1051 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 We've got Joe with theirs 1052 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Hey 1053 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I'm looking for 1054 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 You 1055 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Need some bang on the way out while we're out 1056 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Maybe, don't know, some old classic songs 1057 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Joe's saying 1058 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 All of these 1059 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 You've heard of Alf on the Shelf memes 1060 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Yeah, we get it 1061 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Words wrong 1062 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 It is true 1063 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Dolly Parton on something the other day 1064 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 I just saw 1065 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Dolly Parton sitting on something 1066 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I'm not even looking at it to try and figure it out 1067 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Yeah, we get it for wrong, man 1068 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 People just fucking 1069 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Need to chill out a little bit 1070 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Yeah, we all know the Tigger one 1071 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Yeah 1072 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 That's it 1073 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Yeah 1074 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Tigger, getting bigger 1075 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Right 1076 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 So the question 1077 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 That we're going to get back to 1078 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 That I've missed off 1079 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Was Riley 1080 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 If there was a Hollywood movie made about your lives 1081 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Who would you have play 1082 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Your 1083 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 So who would play us and our significant others 1084 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Right, that's a good question 1085 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Do you want to go first? 1086 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Yeah 1087 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Yeah, so 1088 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I mean, if I'm being realistic 1089 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 For me 1090 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 I don't know his name 1091 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 I don't know if it's Zack something 1092 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 But the guy's from Hangover 1093 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Zack Brack 1094 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 No, Zack Brack 1095 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 It's Kronach 1096 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 It's fucking Zack something 1097 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 So yeah, just because 1098 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 With the ease of being able to fit in 1099 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 With the look, with the long hair and the beard 1100 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Yeah 1101 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 And then 1102 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 You just got to go for like fucking Scarlett Johansson 1103 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Or something because he misses any 1104 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Not that my look's anything like that 1105 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 You know, it's wishful thinking really 1106 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Otherwise 1107 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 For someone 1108 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 That looks like her 1109 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 I wouldn't know really 1110 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 With an actress 1111 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Yeah 1112 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 I don't know 1113 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 No, my look 1114 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 It's hard because you don't want to see him bag 1115 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 You don't want to like 1116 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Be nasty at the same time 1117 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 I think 1118 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 As an actress that could 1119 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 She's good and quite versatile 1120 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Is it Kendrick something? 1121 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 The one from Peach Perfects 1122 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Hello Kendrick 1123 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Anna Kendrick 1124 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 Is that what it is? 1125 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Yeah 1126 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 There's a new Netflix fucking 1127 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Not documentary 1128 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 But the same as 1129 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Jeffrey Dahmer one 1130 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 It's like Blind Date or something 1131 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 She's the lead actress in that 1132 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Yeah, the one from Peach Perfect 1133 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Yeah, Anna Kendrick 1134 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 So I'd say probably her 1135 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Because 1136 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Yeah, she's just first off 1137 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 And I suppose not 1138 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 100 miles away from 1139 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 The way my wife looks 1140 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 But then yourself 1141 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 What you're going to do? The Rock? 1142 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 No, definitely not 1143 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Not dark enough for you 1144 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 I don't know 1145 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 I actually 1146 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 No idea 1147 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Standing bit up 1148 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 Standing bit up 1149 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 What do you think? 1150 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 You said that 1151 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Canadian, don't you? 1152 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Yeah, but he's not an actor 1153 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Krista Stefano 1154 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 There's definitely 1155 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 A lot of similarities on the look there 1156 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Otherwise 1157 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Again, I fucking always forget 1158 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 His name 1159 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Just on about him again earlier 1160 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 The man who 1161 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Plays out in John, Rocketman 1162 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Oh 1163 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Edgerton 1164 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 What's his name? 1165 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 All the prep on this podcast 1166 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Yeah, I think because he's quite 1167 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 A good actor 1168 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 And well, you'd obviously fucking 1169 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Know your personality 1170 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Edgerton or something, Kenny 1171 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Yeah, is it Joel Edgerton or something like that? 1172 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I'm just trying to 1173 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Think actually 1174 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I'm trying to 1175 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Who 1176 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Who do I look like the most? 1177 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Again, that's why I just thought about him 1178 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Because, you know, it's not 1179 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Too dissimilar 1180 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 I feel like he's a lot shorter than 1181 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 I don't know how tall he is 1182 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 But after talking to him, he's like 1183 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 5'5 1184 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 But he's got quite pale as well 1185 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Yeah, but the make up can fucking 1186 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 Just put a bit of the olive skin 1187 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Just trying to 1188 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Yeah, I'm gonna ask you 1189 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 It's quite a 1190 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Interesting question 1191 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Yeah, no, let's go for them 1192 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Yeah 1193 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 And then 1194 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Cameron Zeta-Jones as the 1195 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Mrs 1196 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Hahaha 1197 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Oh, that one bit of hot 1198 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 It's a shame 1199 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 She's not here 1200 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Well, could have asked that 1201 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 I don't know 1202 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Actually, I don't really 1203 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 I'm not sure 1204 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 On that one, mate 1205 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 That one 1206 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 What do you think? 1207 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 I'm trying to think of 1208 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 More TV series or just something 1209 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Like that 1210 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 It's a shame 1211 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 That we can't just think 1212 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Of someone straight off the bat 1213 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Hahaha, I have no idea 1214 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Because there's funny ones that pop 1215 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Into my head, but 1216 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 You can't be too nasty 1217 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Because obviously KS9 1218 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Shoutout KS9, he's a lovely listener of ours 1219 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 And we don't want to sound 1220 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Disrespectful 1221 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 I don't know, actually 1222 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 I'll keep thinking about it 1223 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Well, thank you for the question 1224 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Yeah, but 1225 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 We shall get on to 1226 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 The final part 1227 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Of the podcast now 1228 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Get on to the lovely 1229 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Confessions 1230 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 No 1231 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Obviously we've got all the 1232 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Prep and that's why I'm 1233 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Already fucking got the music ready 1234 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Like, no 1235 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Hahaha 1236 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Right 1237 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Confession one 1238 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 I slept with a married 1239 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Woman 1240 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Man, I really feel bad about this 1241 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 About two weeks 1242 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 This woman about late 1243 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Started getting a bit flirty with me 1244 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 And I was pretty into it 1245 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 We spent some time together 1246 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Had a few drinks and you know how it goes 1247 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 She ends up back at mine and we slept 1248 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 Together, it wasn't until afterwards 1249 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 That I remember her bringing up her kids 1250 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 And her husband 1251 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Like, fuck, it's done now 1252 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 And she's just kept saying how unhappy 1253 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 She is in her marriage 1254 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 But I shouldn't have done it either way 1255 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Now I feel like I'm looking over my 1256 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Shoulder for some guy to come find me 1257 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Your thoughts on that, Father JD? 1258 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Well, firstly 1259 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 The blame is we've hurt 1260 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 She's the cheater 1261 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Not you 1262 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 So 1263 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 You shouldn't feel guilty there 1264 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 You should 1265 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Have a conversation with her 1266 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Let her know your feelings about it 1267 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Or just pass on the advice 1268 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 That she needs to 1269 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Sort her shit out and stop being a fucking slag 1270 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 That's wrong, isn't it, man? 1271 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 No, yeah, she's the one we've helped to lose 1272 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Yeah, yeah, she's the one that's done the fucking dirty there 1273 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 He's got, yeah, you shouldn't feel 1274 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Bad about it and then they die 1275 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 If someone's pulling it on you 1276 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 You know what I mean? 1277 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 I understand the look on the other's shoulder 1278 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 But as long as you're not cheating 1279 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 As well, then it's fine 1280 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 You've got nothing to worry about 1281 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 And look, she said she's unhappy 1282 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 That's her life, that's her 1283 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 Relationship, that end your life 1284 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 So 1285 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Just enjoy it 1286 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 In a few months 1287 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 You won't really think about looking over you 1288 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Seeing if anything's 1289 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Happening, you know? 1290 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Looking back over my shoulder 1291 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Yeah, be none of that 1292 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Don't feel bad 1293 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 That's it 1294 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 You can take one off the list, Maradona 1295 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Move on 1296 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Next pussyhole 1297 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Whichever one you get into 1298 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Right, confession two 1299 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 I watched an older porn movie 1300 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 And got invested as fuck in the story 1301 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 I don't watch porn too often 1302 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 But today I wanted to venture into the star 1303 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Venture into the star 1304 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Venture into the star 1305 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 And watch something that I watched 1306 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 During my teenage years 1307 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 I started watching a movie 1308 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 From the movie 1309 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 I started watching a movie 1310 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 From Jenna Jamison 1311 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Oh, do you remember her? 1312 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Was he pronounced Jenna Jamison 1313 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 Or Jemma Jamison 1314 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 He was Jamison 1315 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Right 1316 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 I don't think of the fucking face now though 1317 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Blonde dead girl 1318 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Yeah, he wasn't the blonde dead one that I'm thinking of 1319 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Thinking I'll do what I always do 1320 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 And skip 1321 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Skip to the good parts 1322 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 The sex parts 1323 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 I just got my 1324 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 I just got my rocks off 1325 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Well here I am 1326 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Following the plot line closely 1327 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 And not even being all that horny 1328 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 I'm sitting with my dick in my hand whining 1329 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 What happens next 1330 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 What the actual fuck 1331 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 The plot is so gripping 1332 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I'm emphasizing with the characters 1333 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 A guy starts going to it 1334 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Sorry 1335 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 Sorry, sorry, sorry 1336 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Someone's trying to ring with it 1337 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 The plot is so gripping 1338 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 I'm emphasizing with all the characters 1339 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 A guy starts going to an intimate 1340 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 masseuse 1341 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 But quickly falls for her 1342 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 And gets toxically 1343 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Toxically obsessed 1344 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 For the masseuse 1345 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 It's all professional 1346 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Or at least she tries to keep professional 1347 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Poor movies can actually be real movies 1348 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 It seems 1349 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Who would have figured 1350 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Nowadays the porn is just super sexual 1351 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 Videos and there is not 1352 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Much else to see than the action 1353 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 The name of the movie 1354 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Is the masseuse 1355 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 From somewhere between 2000 to 2010 1356 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 And I found out the main characters 1357 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Jenna Jameson 1358 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 And the guy were in a natural 1359 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Relationship at the time of the filming 1360 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 That's some Hollywood love story for ya 1361 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Sorry about that 1362 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 As always 1363 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 The phone calls at the least appropriate times 1364 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 So 1365 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Again, nothing to feel guilty about 1366 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Hopefully 1367 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 You'd not 1368 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Wrote that with your cock in your hand still 1369 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 You know, maybe you went on 1370 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 To something else and finished 1371 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 The deed after being 1372 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Invested 1373 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 And sending more of your 1374 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Vintage porn 1375 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Movie suggestions for the 1376 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 Storyline 1377 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 No date, we'll be checking out the masseuse 1378 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Not later, we're out on the beers 1379 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 But checking out the masseuse at some point 1380 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 To check out the 1381 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Good storyline on that 1382 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Maybe that could be our new favourite Christmas 1383 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Movie 1384 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 The masseuse at Christmas 1385 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Coming down your chimney 1386 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 So 1387 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 On that glory hold of 1388 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Christmas, we shall leave you 1389 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 All there 1390 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Have yourself a good Christmas 1391 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Stay safe, don't drink and drive 1392 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Don't smoke and fly 1393 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Don't fucking do none of that bullshit 1394 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 Be safe out there kids 1395 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 And yeah 1396 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 We will get you the New Year special 1397 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Out next week as well 1398 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 We're definitely going to make time 1399 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 For it, beyond time as well 1400 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 As always 1401 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Links are always in the description 1402 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 And the emails are realtalkandpod at gmail.com 1403 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Hotline 07 470 1404 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 488 096 1405 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Then there's the Whatsapps 1406 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Text messages and that 1407 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Twitter, I mean 1408 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 To be honest if anyone has sent anything on Twitter 1409 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 I do apologise, there's nothing on there 1410 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 But yeah 1411 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 At Ash and JD 1412 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 So yeah, good Christmas, Merry Christmas 1413 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 All that short and 1414 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 And yeah, keep it real 1415 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Peace 1416 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Oh so sly, their chemistry's electric 1417 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 You can't deny 1418 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 You can't deny 1419 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 You can't deny 1420 00:57:44,000 --> 00:58:03,000 You can't deny