1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 The banter that's witty and no-souls sly 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 10 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 The absolute nightmare of a week 11 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Started off, van broke down, waited two hours for AA to turn up 12 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Made me end up being ill for a couple of days 13 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 And then trying to catch up on work 14 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Couldn't get over to Ashley's on Friday 15 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Should have been able to get there today, but even today started off as a drama as well 16 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:39,000 The banter I borrowed off my dad's, issues with that 17 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Then getting to the job, issues there 18 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Should have been a lot easier and simpler 19 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 And then by the time I did finish, Ashley's got plans 20 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:55,000 He's fortunate enough that he doesn't have to work weekends 21 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 And he can spend the time with his loving family 22 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 He's a Mrs and Beautiful Baby girl 23 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 So you've got me on my own again 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Just like 12 months ago 25 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Unfortunately we haven't got any Aunt Bessie's beers this time though 26 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:19,000 You know the Victoria sponge pudding one 27 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I think it was a crisp chicken dinner one maybe 28 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I remember them not tasting too bad 29 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,000 But no, I've just got a standard 30 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I say a standard beer, I've got my own 31 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,000 It's a French lager, cheap and cheap from Asda 32 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Four of them for £3.10 or do believe it is 33 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Champing Wells it looks like, I don't know 34 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Most likely have butchered the pronunciation 35 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:52,000 It's quite a nice continental lager 36 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:56,000 And yeah I do quite enjoy it for how cheap it is 37 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 You really can't go wrong to be fair 38 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Well as I say it's been a drama of a week 39 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:07,000 But because we did promise to still get you an episode out this week 40 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I am just doing a quick joyful, or try and be joyful 41 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I've probably put some of yous in a bad mood already since it's just me 42 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,000 But if you can bear to put up with me just for this little bit of time 43 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Then I promise you we will get through this together 44 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,000 And then next week we're definitely on it 45 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I've got some beautiful, beautiful confessions and questions and everything from yous all 46 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I will save them for when it is the dynamic duo back together again next week 47 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Because we need the answers from both of us 48 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Yeah I just thought I'd give a quick update 49 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,000 It's been a long week, really really has 50 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Still not 100% over the illness as well 51 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I don't know if I had a chest infection 52 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,000 But as I say, two hours waiting for the AA to turn up on the side of the motorway 53 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:14,000 It was freezing, I was literally behind the barrier 54 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Pacing up and down in this small little 5 metre gap 55 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Because it was overgrown everywhere 56 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Trying to just keep a little bit warm 57 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:28,000 And by the time the AA turned up I couldn't get the van fixed 58 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:34,000 So got towed back home basically 59 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Dropped the van off at the garage ready for the next day 60 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 But Jesus, for anyone that hasn't been towed before 61 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 I mean it's not the best of experiences anyway 62 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 But when it's pitch black, I mean it wasn't even that late 63 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:52,000 But I think it was probably around about 7 o'clock 64 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 When the AA started getting towed 65 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,000 So yeah, it's dark, you're on the motorway, getting towed 66 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 You've got no control, you have to just go 67 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Because you've goaded by the vehicle that is towing you 68 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 And you've just got to stay out 69 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Just keep your hands north and tight on the steering wheel 70 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 But obviously because your engine's not switched on 71 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,000 You have to just hold it north and tight 72 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,000 You've got no power steering 73 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 When they turn you've got to real push your hands into it 74 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Get those elbows into it 75 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 A bit of shoulders if you need to as well for the extra strength 76 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:37,000 And the towing, being towed itself isn't the worst part of it though 77 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 It's when you're at junctions and roundabouts and stuff 78 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,000 It's the other people that are driving that just blows your mind 79 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:51,000 How unaware of what's going on, some people are 80 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 I must have had probably a dozen, 12 people that don't know what that means 81 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,000 Other vehicles nearly go into the side of me 82 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Well, just because they're not paying attention 83 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Because they just assume that I'm right up the arse of the AA van that's towing me 84 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:16,000 But it's obvious because he's got his bright, and I mean proper bright 85 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I had to put the bloody sun visor down because of how bright these orange flashing lights are 86 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 So obviously that means there's a hazard basically 87 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 So they're flashing all around his van 88 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 And then I've got my hazards on as well 89 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:36,000 And yet people still just trying to cut around the roundabout and need it going into me 90 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:44,000 And then when he's moving lanes, they're not given enough space for me to merge into the lane as well 91 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Absolute drama, there's so many more 92 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,000 And I mean I've had it on the way back home today as well 93 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,000 This HS2, nonsense, it's just 94 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I can't understand why it has dragged on for so long 95 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,000 And then because I was on the phone with Ashley while I was driving back 96 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,000 This one patch on the M42, honestly I've not seen any improvements 97 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Anything done, anything different for a good 12 months 98 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,000 And that's not an over exaggeration 99 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:26,000 There's literally since the bridge what the train is going to run across has been put over near junction 9 on the M42 100 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 I've not seen anything else done there 101 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 And it's not put the bridge in, but there's nothing else connecting to it 102 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 So I really don't understand 103 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:44,000 So there's more night closures or something going on around that area this weekend currently as well 104 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 And then as I'm driving along 105 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:58,000 The signs say that it's closing down to one lane in 500 yards, 400 yards, the big countdown 106 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:03,000 And the fact that so many people don't understand how to read the road 107 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 And the signs say use both lanes and merge together 108 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Yet everyone's moving into the left and I'll stick with the flow of traffic 109 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I'll stay in the right hand side, keeping it clear 110 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:24,000 But then as I'm getting closer to where the cones divert into one lane 111 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:30,000 And well obviously I can't continue because it has to be one lane 112 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 But there was a lady in a mini two mile left 113 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 And there was loads of gap in front of her 114 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:40,000 And as I say because I'm keeping with the speed, the flow, the traffic of the left lane 115 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Because I don't want to seem like I'm a cunt just bombing up the empty side just to sneak into the front 116 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:55,000 I'm ready to merge into the gap as the two becomes one, the boys girls 117 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:03,000 And as we get into that point she decides to speed up, to close the gap, to stop me from merging in 118 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000 And she obviously saw me shaking my head in the mirror 119 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I just don't understand why people think that I'm doing something wrong 120 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I've not been speeding trying to dodge everyone 121 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I've literally crawled along the same speed as the rest of them 122 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 But no, people just don't understand 123 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 The signs are there clear 124 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 For any of the drivers out there that are thinking that all was in the wrong 125 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Just read the road, just understand 126 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I'm not being a cunt about it or anything, just pay attention to the road 127 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Just be safe out there because stuff like that 128 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,000 If I wasn't paying attention to where she was 129 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:50,000 I could have easily gone into the side of her or her into the side of me 130 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Depending on what position if I was in front or not 131 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 And if I had noticed that she didn't leave me a gap 132 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I'd end up having to stop in the middle of the road 133 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,000 And then that's going to cause more traffic 134 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Because I've got to then try and avoid hitting the cones and get into the left hand lane then 135 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 There's just no need for it, there's too many ignorant people out there 136 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,000 I don't know, I feel like 137 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I know there's already a point system but 138 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:26,000 There should be more fines handed out for just stupid driving 139 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,000 There's fines for being in a bus lane and speeding and that obviously 140 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,000 But if you could report stuff like that 141 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 If you've got dash cam evidence or something 142 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,000 There's a little service to post it after and just say 143 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,000 This driver, that's the reg, they're a gob shot 144 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Sort them out, just bang out a fine to them 145 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,000 I feel like this, I'm sure I've said it before 146 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 With motorway drivers when hugging the middle lane or lane 3 147 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 There should be given fines for that as well 148 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000 If it's proven that they're not overtaken 149 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:07,000 And they're just sitting idle in the middle or third lane or fourth lane 150 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 On some of the motorways, there should be given fines 151 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Only like say £30 but they'd soon stop doing it 152 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 And start moving over to the left as you're supposed to 153 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 You'd stay in the left, overtake, move back to the left 154 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 You know, cross the road, they're there to be followed, not broken 155 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:28,000 So if they were banging out these little £30 fines 156 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,000 People would be more aware and stop driving like a fucking cunt 157 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:38,000 So that's added on to all the stress of today 158 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 So I'm glad I'm doing this little bit of a record to be fair 159 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 It's getting like a little bit of a therapy session 160 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,000 It'd be better if I was sitting with me mokka, my old pal 161 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,000 But unfortunately, let's say we couldn't do it 162 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I mean, he's up by the woods today as well 163 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Literally up by the woods 164 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Off to a Christmas lot display, old coom abby 165 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 And then, yeah, he'd be there now anyway 166 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000 If I had more patience and a better day 167 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I would have met him up there myself with the dog 168 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 But, you know, I just had a shower 169 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Gonna sip in on my beer, one second 170 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Oh yeah, French lager 171 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000 But yeah, I'll just need to chill, get these sorted 172 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 Get it out as quick as I can for you 173 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Because obviously he's late 174 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,000 We do try and get it out early on a Saturday morning 175 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 But we have had a brief discussion 176 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,000 If need be, we are gonna change the scheduling 177 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Because Fridays, definitely at the moment anyway, have been a struggle 178 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 So we might end up changing the record date, well, day 179 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And then get him out, I don't know, maybe a midweek post or something 180 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:08,000 But if slash when we do anything like that, we'll keep his all posted 181 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:15,000 What it was, yeah, just keep the messages coming in 182 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 We, well, I say neither of us 183 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Neither of us want to work next Friday and are trying not to 184 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,000 But either way, if we do have to, it's only for the morning 185 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:33,000 And we'll definitely have enough time to get ourselves out 186 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:39,000 We're all going out for a drink, you know, lads on tour 187 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Christmas do with the boys on the beers 188 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Lads, lads, lads 189 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,000 So, yeah, we've definitely got time 190 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 We're not gonna let you stay next week 191 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:56,000 So we need all the emails, messages, questions, confessions 192 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Hey, what's wrong with you? 193 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I should have just played that myself as I had my little rant about the road rage 194 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Yeah, get them all in 195 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 We want all of them, we want it a jam-packed one 196 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 We're gonna try and make it as long as possible 197 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 We want it that long that we have to split it into two 198 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 So you usually get a bonus episode 199 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:23,000 But if not, then just the standard hour-length-ish 200 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000 You know how we do, we'll go off the tangent and all that as usual 201 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,000 But yeah, if we can get as many as possible 202 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Obviously the links are always in the description 203 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:39,000 But email is realtalkinpod at gmail.com 204 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Hotline 07 470 488 096 205 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Drop them Whatsapps 206 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 We're still not getting any pictures 207 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,000 We'll gladly keep it that way 208 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 We don't want anything rude 209 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:00,000 We just want the authenticity, the messages, the questions 210 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Even just a bit of love 211 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 While it is in my head again now 212 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,000 A couple of people had messaged after the last episode had dropped 213 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Spotify was playing off for some reason 214 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 People couldn't download at first 215 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 But that seems to have been resolved 216 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Because I had a look at that myself 217 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:25,000 There's another podcast or music platform called Deezer 218 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,000 For some reason, we can't be downloaded on there anymore 219 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,000 But you can still listen to it, is what the messages said 220 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,000 So all I'd say is 221 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,000 If you can, just swap to Spotify or one of the other platforms 222 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Run YouTube and that as well 223 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 I don't know why 224 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I don't personally upload to individual platforms 225 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 I just do it through the one source 226 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 And that divides it 227 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Well, not divides it, but it automatically uploads to 228 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,000 I don't even know how many different platforms there are, to be honest 229 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000 But it waxes on all of them automatically for us 230 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 Just to save us a bit of time really 231 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 It's not a quick process 232 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:17,000 So if you can, we're not monetized yet still 233 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:22,000 So Spotify doesn't have adverts as far as I know 234 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Played during our podcast 235 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 There might be some before and after 236 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,000 But that's as standard for everything when you listen to music 237 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 And that anyway 238 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000 As I said it was, get it on the YouTube 239 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000 And if you are new to the YouTube 240 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Don't forget to follow and like the videos 241 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 As always, share it 242 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 We do appreciate when you share the videos 243 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Well, the podcast rather 244 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Out to new people 245 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 We love you 246 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 It's been a little while since I've checked the areas 247 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,000 But it's just so inspiring and crazy 248 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000 When I see the stats that there's people listening in 249 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Belgium, Japan 250 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Over in the States and that as well 251 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Obviously getting the odd message from people all around the world as well 252 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 It really is 253 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 As I say, inspiring, touching 254 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 And just mind-blowing really 255 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 The fact that there's people out there 256 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Happy listening to just 257 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Well, only one person at a table 258 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Two people just chatting for an hour 259 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:40,000 And I mean I assume you enjoy it anyway 260 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Since you keep listening and sending messages 261 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 But we do, we always do appreciate 262 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 It makes our week 263 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 When we get onto this 264 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 And we don't have a social life either 265 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 You know, if I 266 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000 But I didn't have enough time to get over to Ashley's 267 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Then nothing happens in my life these days to be fair 268 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I was talking to the plumber on the job yesterday 269 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 And he was asking what the plans were over Christmas 270 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Which unfortunately I'm working most of it 271 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 By the looks of it anyway 272 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000 There's just so much to get done 273 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000 And then he asked if I was doing anything New Year's Eve 274 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000 And I stood back and thought for a moment 275 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 And it's been about ten years 276 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Since I've been out on New Year's Eve 277 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Because the last time 278 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Was literally when I got the wife's number 279 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Because she used to work at the pub 280 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 That we used to drink at, me and the boys 281 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,000 And she was, I'd say newly single 282 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 And then as soon as she split up with me 283 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 I was badgering her, hounding her 284 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 And then yet that New Year's Eve party 285 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 That they had at the pub 286 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 I just wore her down, she finally said yeah 287 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Give me her number and that was it 288 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 It's all downhill from there then 289 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:09,000 So yeah it was quite, I say quite sad 290 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,000 It was quite eye opening 291 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 When I realised it had been that long 292 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Since I'd done it 293 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 But I say that, thinking about it now actually 294 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 When we was, I say we 295 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 When she was running in the pub and all of us 296 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Just the pretty face there 297 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000 I did used to do the DJing there 298 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000 And we did the one New Year's Eve 299 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,000 So I suppose that's probably the last time I've had a New Year's Eve 300 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Even though it weren't a night out 301 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000 I was technically in the pub because we were living there 302 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:49,000 And then that was eight years ago maybe 303 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Fucking hell, time flies so fast 304 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 But that's what happens as we get older 305 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 You know, it's just a part of life 306 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Time flies, many of us initially 307 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000 You know, we're a week and a half away from Christmas 308 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 And then New Year's right after that then 309 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 2025 is literally knocking at the door 310 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 And yeah, it's a madness 311 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 And speaking of madness 312 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 James, always appreciate your messages mate 313 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Currently, the time as I've recorded this 314 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000 I've got Sky Sports News on in the background 315 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 And it's not looking good bruv 316 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Full of them, of being in Liverpool at Anfield 317 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:45,000 It's such a mad Premier League season this year 318 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 Well, not year so far 319 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000 But this season so far, it's absolutely mental 320 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000 You know, no one, I say no one 321 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Not many people would have expected Genoity to have had such a poor season 322 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:05,000 The downfall of Manchester City 323 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Ten games, one win, eight losses I think in one draw 324 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Something like that 325 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 You know, it's a big game tomorrow 326 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:22,000 So Sunday the 15th for anyone that's not listening 327 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 As this comes out shortly 328 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 You know, big Manchester Derby 329 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000 You know it's not looking great but neither is City 330 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:36,000 So it's on the cards to be either a good game 331 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Or an absolute shit one where nothing happens 332 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:48,000 But Liverpool, they had every opportunity to 333 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Just take this title by the scruff of the neck 334 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 And yeah, they had a slip up last week 335 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,000 And it looks like they're having an absolute fucking mare this week now 336 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Were 1-0 down, then they pulled one back 337 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Down to ten men as well 338 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000 But Fulham, they pulled it back, the 2-1 up 339 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 If Chelsea win tomorrow 340 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000 I think they're only one point beyond Liverpool then 341 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000 I mean I hate to admit it but Ashley might be wrong 342 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Chelsea being the dark horse this season then as well 343 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 It's a madness 344 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 But that's why we love the Premier League 345 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 And football in general 346 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Because you just can't predict it 347 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Unless it's the usual Man City anyway 348 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Not this season's Man City anyway 349 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:43,000 I've seen a little bit of a conspiracy theory going around as well 350 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 That because of the case that has just finished 351 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Even though they've not come out with a verdict yet 352 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,000 But the case against Man City with the 115 charges 353 00:22:54,000 --> 00:23:00,000 And the theory saying that Pep and the City players 354 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Are losing and playing poorly on purpose 355 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:09,000 To try and sway the decision of the jury on the case 356 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:16,000 To say basically that even with all the extra funds and hidden figures 357 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 And cheating that they've done basically 358 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,000 That it's not made them a dominant force 359 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,000 And that they are still only human and just a standard team 360 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 And they can go through bad patches 361 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 And it's an absolute load of shod 362 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Look, whoever's going to come out with the actual verdicts of these charges against Man City 363 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000 If they look at the current form and think 364 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Oh yeah, but they didn't play well this season so it can't be really in their favour 365 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Everything that's going on 366 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:55,000 They're an absolute mug and they need their bank balances checking 367 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 To see if they've been having a little back-ender 368 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Checking to see if they've got any Swiss accounts or anything 369 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Because they're going to be getting paid off 370 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000 If they're going to be saying that Man City aren't guilty 371 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:17,000 And they don't reserve what is rightly going to come towards them to be fair 372 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Well, same for another footballing podcast 373 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000 James, let me know what you're saying mate 374 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Is this the downfall of slots? 375 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Our Liverpool in crisis? 376 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000 We need to know your feelings mate 377 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Because you are the big Liverpool fan 378 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,000 And yeah, we want to know how sad you are 379 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Big fixtures over the Christmas period as well 380 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 I mean not massive games 381 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 There's individual ones but there's a lot of games coming in 382 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 This is what we love the Christmas period for 383 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 It keeps us entertained 384 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,000 And save, no I'm going to be working most of the Christmas it looks like 385 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,000 But I am going to leave it there 386 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:10,000 I'm struggling a bit now because I'm not sucking on the beer enough 387 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Let me just have one more sip before I go 388 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Mmm, oh yeah French Lager, beautiful 389 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Do if any of yous do see it in the shops 390 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 I'll get it from Asda 391 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000 It's a creamy little can 392 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Just a 330ml can lock 393 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Same as your standard Coca Cola and Pepsi size cans 394 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000 It's got a little red crown on it 395 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Comes in a small four pack as well 396 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Beer special, Ren Des Beers 397 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Looks like Champignols is the main name of it 398 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,000 But it is real nice cheap lager 399 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000 For how cheap it is, 4.5% as well 400 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,000 That's stronger than most of your average beers 401 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000 So yeah, without sounding like an alcoholic 402 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 I'm going to sign off there 403 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Get me a Stanley Nick 404 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Go grab another one out of the fridge 405 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I'm going to sit here 406 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Wait until I get hungry 407 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Order a takeaway 408 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Don't know what I'm going to have yet 409 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 I'm going to treat myself 410 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 I'm on my own for a couple more hours 411 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 The wife is out 412 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 So I'm going to make the most of it 413 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Watch the last of the full and beating Liverpool 414 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,000 And yeah, I don't know, find some shots to watch on the TV to prepare 415 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Or do I want to watch the video game? 416 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 I'll be solid that in a little bit 417 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 My thing is, get this down my neck 418 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Get another one 419 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 And fucking carry on de-stressing 420 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 And yeah, early night for me 421 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Work again tomorrow 422 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Oh, is this a goal? 423 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Liverpool had just scored 424 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 James, you've looked out there 425 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Don't think you might 426 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,000 But there's still another five minutes or so left 427 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 To be fair though 428 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Let's say we're not a footballing podcast 429 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,000 But this is relevant to what's going on at the moment 430 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 I've just been not slagging them off 431 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 But giving you a bit of banter 432 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Even if it's another draw 433 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 It's still a slip up 434 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000 It's not good enough for where Liverpool were 435 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Nine points clear at one point 436 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 It's not good enough, is it, mate? 437 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,000 So yeah, let me know how you're feeling now, mate 438 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Does that change you up a little bit more? 439 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Are you there, buddy? 440 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Jadaaa! 441 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Even though it's not him 442 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Poor Salah 443 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Arnie Slott's loving it 444 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 He's back on top 445 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 He's not showing his head 446 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I don't even... 447 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 So yeah 448 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Let us know how you feel about that, mate 449 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000 So yeah, signing off 450 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Have a good one 451 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Whenever you listen to this 452 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Enjoy the rest of your evening, weekend 453 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Have a good day 454 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 All that jazz 455 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 And if I don't see you for the week 456 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 See you for it to winter 457 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Peace! 458 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:44,000 You can't deny 459 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000 You can't deny 460 00:28:47,000 --> 00:29:08,000 You can't deny