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They've kept us reeselect trick, you can't deny

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And we are back!

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Yes, it is us, Ash and JD, back on the real talking

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Back coming in your ears

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After a few

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It makes the heart grow stronger mate

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Unfortunately it has been a couple of weeks

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It's been a hard couple of weeks all round

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Little babies, one now

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Yeah, little cubbies, how quick has that gone?

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It's flown, Bob

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And JD was just signing off the part

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Obviously we've had a few messages of asking, have we given it up? Have we lacked?

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Unfortunately for you guys, we are still here

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Yeah, unfortunately

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For some James

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I'll get onto your messaging in a minute mate, don't you worry there kid

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It's just been a long couple of weeks

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I had my holiday as well, we did work and all that

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Yeah, we just couldn't get along properly

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Well it's busy

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Yeah, we're back, we're back with a bang

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I mean, you know, not the good con anyway

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Or it could be a good con, depending on how much you've enjoyed this episode

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I mean what have we missed in the last three weeks really then?

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There's been a lot more UAP

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Every time I go on TikTok now there seems to be another UAP

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But it's coming, they're slowly releasing stuff

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Because I had a congress thing in America, and now I'm about another one

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There was that Manchester one, you see that one

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Or it might have been a national meeting or something

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Where confirmation that aliens live in the ocean

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Right, well it would make sense being to

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You're looking at me like you haven't seen that one

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You looked a bit distant as if to say where's this one coming from

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But yeah, it's an apparent confirmation that they're living in the ocean

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But were they here before us?

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This is what we need to know now

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How much information are they holding back from us?

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I know we've said it before but I'd love to get proper confirmation

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The fact, you know just the proof that aliens exist

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And the ghosts

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And the ghosts, yeah

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I feel like it's on the verge of it coming out

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The flat earthers are so salty about it though

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I've laughed more socks off the last couple of weeks

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If you think about how flat, you know there's a...

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Again we have a gyroscope

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My man got the big brain

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Another one of these bollocks fucking flat twats

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Hanging out in Seoul off Giants, Holland Park

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Fuck the police

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15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand

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How did it start though?

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It's gonna warm me up now

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Yeah because he asked for a nickel back or something

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Put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show you

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So for anyone that doesn't know that Giants, Holland Park

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Multiple films to be fair though isn't it?

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Martin, Great Clerks

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It was Giants, Holland Park and Bob Stroggs back with that one

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Yeah I think it went Clerks, Giants, Holland Park

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More Rats, you remember that one?

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More Rats, Dogma

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But he's back and he's got his memory back again

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I haven't watched Dogma for a year

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There are good little series to watch

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A series of films to watch through to be fair

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I think they've done it for the money really, they tried to be too hard

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The thing about Clerks, it's that song that goodbye horses

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What he's doing, the cock tuck

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Which we won't get on to that, we've voiced it enough times over the past

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But yeah the aliens are there man

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They've got to start showing their faces sooner

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What was it, not Sixth Sense

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What was it Sixth Sense?

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That's the Ghost one isn't it?

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They're in the field aren't they?

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Oh god, they're in the field?

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A Quiet Place is where they make the noise

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It's not Mel Gibson

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Is it Wacken Phoenix actually?

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So Aliens, we've established that they're real now

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Boyden, he's making the most of his final

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He's not going to pardon his son

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He's not going to do it

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He's going to do it

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He was always going to do it

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Paid off whoever to prolong the court case

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Kamala Harris, there was a

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The saviour, the lord and saviour

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Have you seen that? I've not seen that

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They wouldn't be able to do it as 51st really would they

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They'd have to do it a little bit easier

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They said to, so

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From what it's on TikTok

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Basically he said to the Prime Minister of Canada

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Join America and make you the governor

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So then Donald Trump a lot this AI image of him

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In the Rocky Mountains

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He's just a geezer right there

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So I was thinking about this the other day actually though

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So how with the American politics

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It's quite a celebrity status really

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Obviously Trump wasn't in politics

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Before and when he's made his fortunes and that

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You know so he was more of a celebrity

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And then the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Just becoming a governor, fair enough he might have

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Had to have done some educational stuff before

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But still he was a celebrity, big movie after

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And you tend to find that again

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Barack Obama he was a politician

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But as soon as he was running for president and that

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He was like a big celebrity on that sense even though he was a world leader

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But it does seem more of

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Like a popularity game as opposed to

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What their policies are really

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So if we were to go down

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That route now, the UK

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Because it kind of seems like it's leaning

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That way a little bit with the likes of the Reform Party

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Having Jeremy Corbyn as their face at the moment

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And how he's becoming more of a celebrity

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In that sense as well

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I don't know what Corbyn come out

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If we were to get more of a celebrity style

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Person to become our prime minister in the future

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Who would you think would be a good selection?

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Jeremy Clarkson

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We are on the same wavelength today

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Yeah, because literally

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Everything he says is just

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I agree with

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He's always been a quite controversial character

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And not about, because I think Jeremy Clarkson

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I think Jack, have you seen that?

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Yeah

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You can't say that now when you've got one of those

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It's not a Jaguarius situation

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Yeah

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He's been quite on it for a couple of years now

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The Farmers role, it's all that

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And obviously he's got his own farm and all that now as well

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Yeah, I feel like he's

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He would be one that could easily just slide into that role

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And obviously a knowledgeable person

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Came from a family of wealth originally anyway

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But yeah, I think he'd be able to fit that profile

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And quite easily sit there

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You can just imagine him on that table next to Donald Trump

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Yeah, let's get this done mate

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Yeah, because the other thing I'm into the words

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I think that's what it is

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They feel like an open book

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They believe what they're saying

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And they're actually trying to do it for the greater good

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Whereas, you know, two tier care

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Fucking prick

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It's just been nonsense and lies and going back on there

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Yeah, everything, I've seen another thing where it's like

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We're not going to cut the fuel allowance or whatever

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And have done it, we're not going to do this, we've done it

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His points is the lowest on record for any Farm Minister

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Yeah, well did you see the petition?

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Yeah, I did

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So I signed it when it was on around 17,000 as well

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Oh did you? Yeah, so it literally only been out an hour or so

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When I saw it

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See, last time I seen it it was like over 2 million

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Yeah, so again, last I saw it it was just on the 3 million

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But it reached over a million signatures within 24 hours

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2 million in I think just over 2 days

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I haven't checked it recently now

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But because they're saying it's not a proper thing

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That nothing's going to happen for me

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So because I signed it, I'll get the updates on it now

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So once it reaches over 100,000

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It has to get put forward to go to Parliament

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That's the mirror of the truth

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But again, because it's reached so many

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If it reaches over 9 million, then that

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Basically has to be done

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Because that's more people

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More signatures than how many people actually voted for Labour

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Right, right

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So I don't know how many people actually voted overall

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But it's mad because there's essentially a lot

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8 parties that actually got a majority of votes

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So with Labour

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Conservative

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Because reform actually got more

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But because there wasn't more enough seats available

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They couldn't actually take control essentially

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And then even that robot man

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I don't know what party it was, but did you see

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Was that for Mayor of London was it?

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Garbage man, garbage man

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Yeah, he got a lot

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I don't know if it was a local council or for the Mayor of London

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He got a lot of votes

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So yeah

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Essentially if it reaches over 9 million

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Then they have to do it

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They've got to take it to the discussion in Parliament anyway at the moment

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But if it goes over 9 million

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It doesn't matter about any discussion

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They have to do another general election

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So anyone from the UK

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They can say look just sign it, find it, sign it

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We said obviously House shit on a bit

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And we did say it won't take long

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Because that petition started from

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I don't think he was a farmer, I'm sure he was a pub landlord

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Yes

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And obviously they're affected so much by all these changes

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Because when they did the budget

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Laughably, whatever they tried to cut

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They've reduced the cost of a pint by one peg

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And straight away I saw

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A lot of bar staff and pub owners and that

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Saying well we can't drop a pint

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Price by one peg because we've still got the electric costs

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Which is going off

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Everything else going away

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We can't drop the price of a pint by a pence

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Because we've still got to pay out more because of everything else that they're charging

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And then the logs of

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I don't even know the bitch's name to be fair

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The one who lied on a CV

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Yes she's lied on a CV

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She didn't have major job roles before and she just worked in similar

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Well, smaller roles in field here at Banking

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But then how much she's been claiming

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There was another one that's

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Her husband's minted and all that

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And then she's still using

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Nottingale and then

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Still claim fuel allowance

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For the house and they claim taxes on the second house

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It's just ridiculous

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Because if you're in politics you don't have to pay the council tax on your

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London home if you don't live in London or something like that

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It's just ridiculous

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Because you need a home however it works

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And then you need to work a point system in place

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Or some system in place is if you go back

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On your word that you vote

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It goes against you then once you've hit so many points

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It's got to be a general election because you've lost

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You've basically lost trust in yourself

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Because you've lied basically

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Hopefully it won't be for too much longer now

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Well I've heard

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That Elon Musk is going to bankroll Nigel Farage

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Have you seen this? Yes because Nigel Farage

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Was asked about this as well

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It's illegal for a person from another country

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To donate money to a British party

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But his loophole for it

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Is because there's a Twitter

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So ex UK branch

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He can donate through their means

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So Nigel was quite

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Coy with the answers he says

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I don't know anything about this only from what you've asked me

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From the report for asking the question

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He was like I don't have direct contact with Elon

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He's a nice bloke and blah blah whatever

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But I can't confirm or deny if anything is going to be donated

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Because I haven't had any contact

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So the report was like so that's a yes then he's like no I can't confirm or deny

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Because I've got nothing on my side to be able to say yes or no

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I can't say no now and then does

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I do get a donation in the future because I don't know

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I haven't been put towards this situation

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So yeah again he just says the right things

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He is quite cute

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In a political and knowledgeable sense not looks wise

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But you know each their own he might be cute to some people

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Just not to me

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Yeah so

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There's that

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I'm a celebrity who's back on

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It's the same shit every hour

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It's the same shit every hour X factor

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What's it? Dancing on ice and you've got Strictly Come Dancing

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Yeah that's brilliant it's got talent

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It's always the same at the same time never mix it up every hour

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I don't know how people watch it

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No I don't watch any of it either

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I just keep seeing

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Some nonsense about Talisa

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Talisa because obviously she's in the jungle

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How weird does she look these days as well

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I haven't seen her from Conde at my I haven't seen her

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It's just full on Botox a lot of faces all stretched and that

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So

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I've seen an interview before she went

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Into the house then but into the jungle

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Because jungle is massive

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She

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Apparently I don't know say 10 years ago she had

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A stroke and so then as the muscles

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Of she's got use of face again

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But she started having Botox to even it out

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And then as the face got full structure

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The other side to the side that wasn't affected

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Needed Botox and so she keeps topping it up

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To keep it all at the same point

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And you think look Bab just be honest you wasn't happy

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With the way you looked and so you're trying to make yourself feel better

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And it just doesn't work

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Yeah we don't need excuses basically

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She wanted it Botox she had it done

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Yeah but we know

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We know what Dappy had to say about it

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And then she said no

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They had some bangers back in the day

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And they all end ups

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Not that we're going to start singing them because we don't want to get a copyright strike again

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Yeah I'm just trying to think

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Of if there is any other big news

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That we've missed in the last couple of weeks now really

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I mean it is literally just the usual

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Politics too many people coming on about

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The Trump

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Yeah I think we've

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Literally that is we have covered every good miss

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Yeah I think the gist of it we really have

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I mean no doubt someone's sitting there screaming

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Why haven't you spoken about this?

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If so email it or message

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Yeah yeah please do re-educate us on anything we may have missed

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Some flat arfas going

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No but on a serious note

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If you are a flat arfa

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Then let us know well tell us

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What your beliefs are what evidence have you got

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Yeah just try and convince us

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Now I'm looking on my phone at the moment

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I don't know if you're getting the same

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Amazon so I'll keep getting notifications from Amazon

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And I've just had another one again now

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Get Halloween get Halloween ready and this and that

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Weeks ago I don't know what I'll just keep getting

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These notifications I'm still getting black Friday

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Offers right but if I was to click on it

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Obviously we haven't got black Friday no

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So yeah Amazon I don't know if it's just my phone but

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The apps are

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I haven't heard anything come up on mine

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Maybe it is just my phone

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I'm not going to mess around with you too much because we need our phone

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I ain't going to mess

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Speaking of phones hotline is there

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Get your messages whatsapps in and that on there

521
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522
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523
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524
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RealTalkingPod at gmail.com

525
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Send the emails in on there as well

526
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Okay any questions any stories

527
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Confessions questions voice

528
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Whatever you want to send send it over

529
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Here for you

530
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Oh yeah I'm going to get on to the hate in a moment

531
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000
We're here for the real talk the real answers

532
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Who are you referring to with the hate mail mate

533
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Well firstly we will just say

534
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Apologies again for anyone that did message

535
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Where are we and whatever thinking it is the end

536
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
It isn't just our times again

537
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
But yeah we will get on to James

538
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Now I'm surprised to be fair because it's been three weeks

539
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Missed only had two emails off of James

540
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000
So his first one was top of the league

541
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000
And loving life

542
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
For anyone that is new to the podcast James is a

543
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Liverpool fan he's not a Liverpool resident

544
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
He's consistent with it mate

545
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000
He loves it he's been crying into his Jürgen Klopp pillow

546
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I don't think he's crying no more mate

547
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Because we haven't been on for a couple of weeks that's why he's been crying

548
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
His Arnold Stott said he's fucking right there now

549
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000
He's got a fucking worn out because he's been rubbing the fucking

550
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Laugh out of it

551
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Yeah when the bit round Madrid

552
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
So long

553
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Laugh

554
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Laugh

555
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Definitely yeah

556
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Yeah he's loving

557
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Loving love at the top of the league

558
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Just make the most of it while you're up there

559
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
It's still mad how bad City were

560
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
In the month of November no one expected it

561
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
No one had seven games without a win on the bingo card

562
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
No no

563
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
But he says

564
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
They'll be alright and we were like no he's going to be six

565
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000
And they're definitely not going to be six they won't finish top to

566
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
At least

567
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000
We've still got the rest of the season to go

568
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000
You do as I said before

569
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Arnaz Sluts walked into a team that's already won the Premier League

570
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
A couple of bad seasons with injuries and stuff

571
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,000
The spawn of that team is still there

572
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
And Chelsea joined second at the moment

573
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Yeah but so are Brighton

574
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
No Brighton no, Brighton have fell off

575
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
They're not joined second, they were second the other night

576
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
But Chelsea you know

577
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
It's such a congested top half of the table though

578
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
I mean before the other night against Arsenal you know

579
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000
It's only four points off the top four

580
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Well it's both ways though ain't it

581
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000
They don't want to look down

582
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
It's close enough to there as well

583
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000
So his second email anyway

584
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Because we can't keep talking about football

585
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000
We're first order

586
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Or the Tolls

587
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
So his second one was too much to handle that you can't drop a puck

588
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,000
That's going to be after the right Madrid guy ready

589
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Honestly after the right Madrid guy

590
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,000
After Salah

591
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Yeah but that

592
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We've already explained it to you James

593
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We was too busy lad

594
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You just worry about your non purple binge you won't

595
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We do apologise James

596
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We know you've missed us

597
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Hopefully you're not too hard listening to us right now

598
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Rubbing on your arnie slut

599
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We will get into a couple of questions now

600
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Right

601
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,000
We've had across the board

602
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First one top of the list our best order

603
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It's just where it is but yeah

604
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So this one's from Bree and she says

605
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Since I get it all the time what's your favourite type of cheese?

606
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Ooh

607
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So while you're thinking I will just say

608
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I did have while I was on other that I was from banging

609
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Bree squares

610
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,000
The pub that we was at

611
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Bree bites big chunky bastards

612
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Rolled up in breadcrumbs deep fried

613
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So you bite into it oh goobius fuck

614
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Banging

615
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As a man who's not had many cheese boards in his life mate

616
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I like red cheese

617
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So that's the cheese I really like

618
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
So when I see red Lester or crisps or whatever

619
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
I do not know if it's a red Lester

620
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
So yeah red Lester's not a cheddar but it's still close to a cheddar

621
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Yeah

622
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What's that mouldy one that stinks though that's blue

623
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Blue cheese

624
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,000
You know what I love though

625
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000
It's the same stuff like blue cheese

626
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000
That's stuck with that

627
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I would love

628
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
I would love Aldi's naming stuff

629
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000
So you know like Ripoff or Snickers is a marathon

630
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
He's a racer because Snickers used to be called marathon

631
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I would love that

632
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000
It's just finding that cheesy alternative

633
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
So everyone gets it it's a bit of a dig

634
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
At the same time like penguin seals

635
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Give me that job

636
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
So someone's looked at cheese with blue cheese

637
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Literally was

638
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Because was it the

639
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000
So the colour orange was named

640
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Orange before the fruit orange

641
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Oh ok and then they're just named

642
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Orange orange

643
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
I think after them ripoffs the other day

644
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000
I've got to go for that

645
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
But to be fair that type of cheese

646
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Because again Camembert's the same as well

647
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
It's pretty much the same

648
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Yeah because

649
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Have you ever had a Camembert though

650
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Potentially as I said

651
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,000
The best way to have a Camembert

652
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Is because it comes in a brown

653
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
So it's got a skin looks like a white mouldy skin

654
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000
It's not mould it's just

655
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000
You could look at it and think that's white mould but it's not

656
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,000
And call it white mould

657
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
White skin

658
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
You can't say that basically

659
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Careful I get us cancelled

660
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Non-diversity skin

661
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
America

662
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
So yeah

663
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Get it

664
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Bang it in the oven

665
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Get it all nice and hot on the inside so it's all nice and gooey

666
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
And then you get some bread

667
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Bit of chia battered or something

668
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Slice it up, toast it, butter it, dip it into the cheese

669
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
So you know what a fondue cheese fondue is

670
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
The brie cheese from Camembert

671
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
And it's beautiful mate

672
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
So if you're putting that on a board then

673
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000
You have your little pork poise, some sausages

674
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,000
And your deli meats

675
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Your little salamis and stuff and that dog

676
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Bit of onion chutney and that as well

677
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
It's beautiful

678
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Cheeky cheese board

679
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Not just a little party food but it does get expensive when you start doing it

680
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Yeah

681
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
You get it, you sit there, you watch a film

682
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000
The problem is though if you do it and you do like it

683
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000
You can't just have one brie or camembert between the two of yours

684
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Got to have your own one then

685
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
And

686
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Not going to recommend it before him but the skin

687
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000
The white mouldy skin

688
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Not too much though

689
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
He'd be able to have a little bit more dog can have the whole lot

690
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Because of the size of him

691
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
But yeah

692
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000
I'd say that type of cheese

693
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Because there is more of them but yeah a brie slash camembert

694
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000
That would be mine really

695
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Thanks for your question

696
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
What a good name as well brie

697
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000
I don't know if we did this when she messaged the first time

698
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,000
But it was only brie Larson that I could think of

699
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
With the name brie

700
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
So yeah

701
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000
We've done James as well

702
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Lauren in with a message

703
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Is it childish to ask my

704
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Partner for a love letter as my Christmas gift

705
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
And then she's had a little bit of context there

706
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
They're a talented writer

707
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Been together blah blah

708
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Sorry I don't mean to gloss over it

709
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
You have given a lot of information to be fair

710
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
And I don't have much sentimental

711
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Written by him and I wonder if it's silly

712
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
To ask for something like that

713
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
When you're no longer in your teens

714
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Or early twenties so she's asking is it

715
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Too much of a soppy thing so I want to

716
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Just use your imagination write me a little love letter

717
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,000
I don't think so

718
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
I mean obviously it costs nothing

719
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
He just needs to put his feelings down on paper

720
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I struggle with that kind of stuff but if he's a talented writer

721
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
It should come easy for him so it shouldn't be hard

722
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I think the problem lies though

723
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
That if she's asking for it she won't

724
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Give it as much then

725
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
If it was done out of a surprise

726
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Then there would be more sentimental value to it I believe

727
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
I don't think there's any harm asking for it

728
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
I don't think it's childish but I just think

729
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Probably should have dropped the hint a long time ago

730
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Not a couple of weeks before Christmas seriously

731
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Well maybe she hasn't yes I'm

732
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
I was going to say something nasty then but don't do that

733
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
That's crossing the line that's too nasty

734
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Especially with Christmas coming off

735
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Some people only get it tomorrow so yeah

736
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Lucky bastards

737
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000
No don't be this childish

738
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000
I'd pose that

739
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Is it going to mean less because you've asked for it

740
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000
So just have a little think about that

741
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,000
See how that bloats your boat then

742
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Then we've got Jess with a little message here as well

743
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Why is it that some people

744
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Seem like they're going to be successful in school

745
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Yet aren't successful out of it

746
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
So some people's pride

747
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Is from the ages of 11 to 16, 18

748
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
And then some people's aren't

749
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Some people's come in there primed from different aspects

750
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Whether that's from a sports or from like

751
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
A work ethic or just loads of factors in

752
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Some people have their time

753
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Where they're better at something I think mine

754
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Still hasn't happened yet I'm hoping to see

755
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
2025 maybe

756
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
So yeah I just feel like the people that you think would do well in school

757
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Like I won't say names

758
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,000
But you know you feel like they're going to

759
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Fuck them side of the names who are you thinking of

760
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
So I always remember that one

761
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
Was it David something

762
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
It was the smartest lad in school

763
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Because he got the best grade in school

764
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Well him and to be fair looking back

765
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000
I don't know why we thought he was a smart lad but Stuart

766
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Churchill I know I thought he was smart

767
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I think because he hung around with them lads

768
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
They didn't really hang around

769
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
He was part of the smart group of friends

770
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000
About like he was going to achieve stuff

771
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,000
But then

772
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000
There's anything wrong with you all need a job and want money and that

773
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,000
But I remember him he ended up becoming a manager in McDonald's

774
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,000
And he was happy with that but he didn't want to achieve

775
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Anything more I know McDonald's do offer a lot of opportunities

776
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Yeah someone's trying to look if he progresses and keeps progressing

777
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
He's laughing at it

778
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
I think he's a smart lad

779
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I always thought he was going to do more

780
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
But as I say when I think about it

781
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Years ago I thought he wasn't smart in school

782
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I just remember thinking when we were 18 or 19

783
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Seeing him in McDonald's I thought he would have been doing better

784
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,000
But one that I always looked

785
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
I'm sure I said it on one of the earlier episodes

786
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
In the part anyway

787
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Because I used to get bullied in school

788
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
One of them Brett who was a part of that gang

789
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
That used to bully me

790
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I remember us going to the blues game

791
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000
And he was working behind the desk selling the tickets

792
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000
And because he used to bully me

793
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I was like oh yeah you're doing well for yourself

794
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
And you prick

795
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Because I was an electrician back at the time

796
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000
But I knew I was going on to better things

797
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Than what he was

798
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000
And I was like yeah that serves you right you prick

799
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Yeah that was a good one

800
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I remember we used to have the conversations

801
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Back in the day when we were in school doing the sleepovers

802
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Midnight talks but before going to sleep

803
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
There probably was midnight learning

804
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
We were youthful we could stay up until after the clock in the morning

805
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Always talking about

806
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
The different girls

807
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Just thinking back it's funny how

808
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000
We never thought the girls were going to be successful

809
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
But we thought they were better

810
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
And as soon as they left school

811
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
They banged out 20 kids and they've got nothing to show for you

812
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I just think it all depends on life circumstances as well

813
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000
There's some people that hasn't had a given to them

814
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
They strive for more

815
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
I would have liked a bit more

816
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Information on that email from Jess to be fair

817
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Who have you seen from school

818
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000
That's not lived up to your expectation then

819
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000
That would have been nice but

820
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Never mind I ain't going to badger

821
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
We appreciate the question

822
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000
I think as you pointed out straight away really

823
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000
There's a lot of people speaking high school

824
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000
The things that are easy for the rest of life

825
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
What was that film now?

826
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Kevin Hart and the Rock

827
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Central Intelligence

828
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Kevin Hart the man

829
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,000
The football team

830
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
The Rock was a big chunky boy

831
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000
It all flipped on its head then

832
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Well I'm saying that, no he was still successful

833
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
In his career he just didn't do what was expected

834
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,000
From high school wasn't he

835
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
I like that, I'm not on it anyway

836
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Good film, you should go and watch it people

837
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000
And then we have one here from

838
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Tegan

839
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Is it weird that all you want to be an adult

840
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
And not a teen forever or a child again

841
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
And I see a lot of teenagers

842
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Grieving over their childhood and wishing they could be

843
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Become a kid again

844
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
All that they don't want to grow up

845
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
My biggest goal in life right now

846
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Is pretty much that my frontal lobe develops

847
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000
I don't want the frontal lobe

848
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
So yeah it's a part of your brain

849
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Yeah we were saying that

850
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Is it weird as if like

851
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,000
So is it weird

852
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
That he does want to be an adult

853
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
And not stay as a teenager slash kid

854
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,000
No I've got quite easy answers for this

855
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Because of his age he never had that nostalgic childhood

856
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Watching cartoons

857
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Good old cartoons, whatever

858
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000
He's never been on a boy crowd with his mind

859
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Playing football until literally

860
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,000
The streetlights come on

861
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
That's the

862
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
To see if your mate was coming out you'd have to

863
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Go around and knock on

864
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
No mobile phones

865
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Landline that you had to call

866
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000
You'd get an hour for free so we'd be watching the clock

867
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
59 minutes I'll call you back

868
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000
I'll call for an hour

869
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Not all this internet that you can just chat online all day

870
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000
I think now where the world is you see everyone

871
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,000
It's a bad thing for people

872
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Want to be successful so it's built now

873
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
That you have an idea of what success is and that's cars

874
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Women, money

875
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000
There's nothing wrong with that obviously

876
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Everyone wants those things

877
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I just feel like you don't want that childhood

878
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,000
I don't think you

879
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Depending on what age you are you don't appreciate your childhood

880
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Until you're no longer a child

881
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,000
I see stuff like when was the last time you had a sleepover

882
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000
And stuff like that

883
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Well yeah not childhood ones I've always

884
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000
I'd say the last time was here

885
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
You get what I'm saying on stuff like that

886
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Going to Blockbuster and your dad going to the movie

887
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,000
When mum used to go out

888
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I mentioned this the other day actually

889
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Do you remember the smell of a Blockbuster

890
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Dad can we have watches

891
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
He used to get these same fucking man films

892
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
With his popcorn he used to have his ball too

893
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I just feel it's just a generation thing

894
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Depends on what your childhood generation was

895
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
There's nothing wrong with it

896
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
What I would say though is enjoy being young

897
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000
While you are young as well

898
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,000
We did it when we were kids

899
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can legally drink and blah blah

900
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
You think literally the grass is greener on the other side

901
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,000
But once you get to an age

902
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,000
When you have to move out of the parents home

903
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000
You've got your bills to pay

904
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000
You've got to be yourself

905
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,000
It fucking slaps you in the face hard sometimes

906
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
There's been times over the years

907
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Years ago really

908
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Where I'm sitting there and I'm like

909
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I've got to cook myself some food, I've got to do this, I've got to do that

910
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Why am I doing it, why did I want this

911
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
I haven't felt like that since I was 19

912
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
When I was first living on my own

913
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I think take it all in and enjoy it while you can

914
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Because when you are an actual adult

915
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000
It's alright wanting to be educated

916
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
And learn as much as you can and whatever

917
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
College, university, do whatever you need to

918
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000
But when you're being a proper adult

919
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
As say living on your own, pets, kids, family and all that

920
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
You're going to be like fucking hell

921
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,000
This isn't fucking right no

922
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Just enjoy it while you can man

923
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Make the most of it and make the memories as well

924
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
As you were just touching on there

925
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
We did all those things because that's what the norm was

926
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Don't try and wish it away

927
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Make the memories be with your friends, do whatever

928
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Those friends that want to be kids

929
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Forever and that, still hang on to that

930
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
I suppose that's an innocence with them still

931
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
We had that

932
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
We were more naive wanting to be adults

933
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Wanting to be older to do this and X, Y, Z

934
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000
No I agree

935
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Rule number one from Zombieland

936
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Enjoy the small things or is it cardio

937
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I thought it was double tap

938
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000
One of the rules

939
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
That's probably like number four or five

940
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000
If there is a zombie apocalypse, double tap obviously

941
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,000
What was it the other week now

942
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
There was 50 monkeys or was it 48 monkeys

943
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
That escaped from

944
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000
They were doing experiments essentially

945
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000
I don't know where it was now

946
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,000
But 50 monkeys that escaped

947
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
And I was like, when I heard it on the news

948
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000
On the radio, whoever I was working with

949
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Says that's how the zombie apocalypse started

950
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
I don't even know, I'm going to have to

951
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Fill in the air time for a sec, I need to find out

952
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000
If these monkeys have been found

953
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000
I haven't heard anything about this

954
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000
I did the first

955
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000
In the Walking Dead, how did that virus come about

956
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Because one of them was a monkey thing wasn't it

957
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Was that 21 dies like that

958
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
And a monkey then obviously spread that way

959
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Well because

960
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
I feel like that's been the same

961
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Starting point for a lot of the zombie films

962
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Or a lot of virus films and that

963
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,000
So, bloody cookies

964
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
If I'm going on a website

965
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Don't ask me if I consent to cookies because you don't fucking care anyway

966
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Just take it man

967
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
You can just decline or accept all

968
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Well it's my fault because I've gone onto Google Chrome

969
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,000
When I should be using my Tuk Tuk Go app

970
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Does that automatically get rid of all the cookies

971
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
It just rejects it

972
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Because I'll see it pop up saying, do you accept

973
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
And it will just instantly go

974
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000
So it's my fault, I clicked on the wrong app man

975
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
No it's not this one, this one's saying 8 monkeys

976
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
43 monkeys, right here we go

977
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000
So more than 40 monkeys escaped

978
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000
From a research facility in South Carolina

979
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,000
So it says earlier this month but it was in November

980
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000
So

981
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
39 of the fugitive monkeys

982
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Have been captured safely

983
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
But 4 others were still on the loose as of the 19th

984
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
November

985
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
So

986
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000
It was a research facility but they're doing experiments

987
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
They're injecting them with some fucking bad things

988
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000
They're injecting them with eye therapies

989
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Anything just to see what cure they can get to

990
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Could you imagine that like

991
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,000
You're just sitting there in your kitchen having your breakfast or something

992
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000
43 monkeys just falling into your garden

993
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,000
You're with the fucking bananas lads

994
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Yeah

995
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Sarah

996
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
But yeah

997
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
I don't even know how we got onto that then

998
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Oh yeah enjoy your childhood man

999
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Yeah, we might not yeah

1000
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Double tap and enjoy the small things

1001
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Yeah

1002
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Just leave it up man, most of it man

1003
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
We're gonna get onto the confessions

1004
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Right

1005
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,000
We will do some of the other

1006
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Because we are getting on a bit now

1007
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
But we'll do some of the other

1008
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Hey what's wrong with yous

1009
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Next week we've got some confessions

1010
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
We've got to get them out

1011
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Now, Father Ash are you ready?

1012
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I am ready

1013
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
And plus I have reread these ones

1014
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Normally I don't just so I have the reaction

1015
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
But I've noticed I'm laughing so

1016
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Confession mark

1017
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
My boyfriend and I are in our late 20s

1018
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000
And have been together for 5 years

1019
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Over the last few months his hair has started turning grey

1020
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
I've hinted a few times about him using hair dye

1021
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000
But he doesn't seem to be phased

1022
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000
It's making me want to break up with him

1023
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,000
I don't know what to do

1024
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
So did she say that she's been with him for 5 years

1025
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Yeah, been together for 5 years

1026
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,000
And the last few months his hair has started turning grey

1027
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000
I've hinted a few times about him using hair dye

1028
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
But he doesn't seem to phase

1029
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
Now firstly, thanks for sending your

1030
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Confession in

1031
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,000
But you're out of order

1032
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000
You're out of order for two things

1033
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Rather go grey than bald for one

1034
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,000
And if he goes grey before he goes bald

1035
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,000
He's more likely to keep his hair

1036
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,000
So be careful you wish for that

1037
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000
And just let him go grey because he might turn into

1038
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
A silver fox

1039
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000
He might be a gay boy

1040
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Watch out kids

1041
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,000
But no, just leave him be

1042
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Just be happy that you've been with him

1043
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,000
For 5 years

1044
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Because obviously she loves him

1045
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,000
But she's got grey hair

1046
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Does she dye her hair?

1047
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000
So if you're going grey

1048
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Don't worry about your own hair

1049
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Don't worry about his hair

1050
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,000
We went a bit street

1051
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,000
F**k it

1052
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Fathers in the hood

1053
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Fathers off the street

1054
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000
We had a mate in school, Nick

1055
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,000
He had that grey patch of hair on the back of his head

1056
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000
And then there's a few of them that just went bald early

1057
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,000
It's hard

1058
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,000
I know I've got a good hit of hair

1059
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000
But even though I still have the nightmare of going bald

1060
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000
It's not good

1061
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,000
You just do alone to f**king Istanbul mate

1062
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Get alone, that's it

1063
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000
You play for Istanbul now

1064
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
We would be on it getting the old turkey hair

1065
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000
I can imagine the playing coming back from Istanbul

1066
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
And the teeth just showing all over the gap

1067
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Just appreciate your man

1068
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Appreciate him still having hair

1069
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
And also you're in your 20s

1070
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
So assume he's going to be fairly soon

1071
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I think question yourself

1072
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Why is he going grey?

1073
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Are you putting stress on his life?

1074
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Are you f**king making him go grey?

1075
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000
I'm not going to be worried

1076
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Maybe you need to give him some more massages

1077
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,000
I was going to say, if she's the problem

1078
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000
What would you recommend?

1079
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,000
More blowjobs

1080
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,000
That's your answer

1081
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,000
I'll just try and help out

1082
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Tell her man

1083
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Trying to wingman everyone

1084
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,000
She doesn't even know about us

1085
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,000
She's listening to this right now

1086
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Giving him a filthy look

1087
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000
Because we've just backed him up

1088
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Put us on loudspeaker

1089
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Let him hear the piece

1090
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Let him hear how nasty you are

1091
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,000
Let him hear the realness

1092
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Back to father mode now

1093
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Context

1094
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Me, male 22 and female 23

1095
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Went out for our third day to get Mexican food

1096
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Mexican food?

1097
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
She was Mexican

1098
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Arriba

1099
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
She got us a perfect restaurant

1100
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,000
She ordered nachos

1101
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Nachos

1102
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000
She ordered nachos

1103
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,000
We ate

1104
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
I asked if she wanted to come over

1105
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000
She said yes

1106
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,000
We went to mine and we had a shower

1107
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,000
In the midst of the shower

1108
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000
I had this feeling that I needed to shit so bad

1109
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000
I couldn't get out

1110
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000
In less than a minute I had pooped all over the shower

1111
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,000
I guess we can say there's no fourth bay

1112
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,000
I feel your pain there, Jod

1113
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,000
I can't say I've ever shit on a significant other

1114
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,000
I feel your pain there, Jod

1115
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,000
But we've all been there

1116
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Where you're about to explode

1117
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
So for me I'm assuming that third day

1118
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
You've shacked and haven't showered

1119
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,000
So that's what

1120
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000
I mean, you know

1121
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000
He's talked her into coming back

1122
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000
I mean, going straight into the shower is a bold move

1123
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Unless they've been out since day one

1124
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,000
I'm going to do you in the shower

1125
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000
That's a bit of a mad conversation

1126
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:12,000
I was in it over some nachos

1127
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Do you want to come back tomorrow and I'll dip it in you in the shower

1128
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000
And there's some racist undertones here, Jod

1129
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I mean, I've been there for a day to get Mexican food

1130
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000
He didn't have to say she was Mexican, but he did in brackets

1131
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000
He could have just

1132
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,000
He's not like Mexican food normally

1133
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Well, he probably doesn't like it then

1134
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,000
But he could have just said

1135
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,000
We went and had some of her native food

1136
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,000
You know what though

1137
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000
When I went to California

1138
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,000
I went to a Mexican restaurant

1139
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,000
There's no really Mexican food over there

1140
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,000
There is now

1141
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,000
We've got a few now

1142
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000
I can't think of the other ones

1143
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,000
There's a couple of big brand ones

1144
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Is that the one you're thinking of?

1145
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,000
I don't know to be honest

1146
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
I only ever remember being one Mexican restaurant

1147
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Before we went

1148
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
I can't remember where it was

1149
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,000
We're not racist

1150
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
We're just donuts

1151
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
We went there and I didn't mind at all

1152
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:30,000
It was literally cold

1153
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,000
I thought Mexican food was meant to be warm

1154
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
So it wasn't given to you quick enough is what you're saying

1155
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,000
The food was done in a convenient time

1156
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000
For me I thought it would be hot

1157
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
I think if you're having it the right way

1158
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Where it's street food literally handing straight off the grill to you

1159
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Then it is

1160
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,000
But it's all wrong

1161
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,000
It's just Alfie patrolling

1162
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Protecting the house

1163
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Like a good boy

1164
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000
You have scared them like

1165
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Well done

1166
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000
So yeah

1167
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000
We're in the middle

1168
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Well we're at the end

1169
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,000
A lot of it is

1170
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,000
A lot of

1171
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Vegetable salad lettuce and all that

1172
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,000
So it does acquire

1173
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000
A certain taste bud

1174
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
It's a massive salsa fan

1175
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,000
Guacamole fan

1176
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I don't need no cardos in my life

1177
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:45,000
It's overrated

1178
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,000
Guacamole to be honest

1179
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Unless you are Mexican

1180
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,000
For me when I have had a taco ballon that

1181
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
It's alright

1182
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
I do quite like a quesadilla

1183
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
You can add a bit of chicken or beef or something into it as well

1184
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
It's not my go to though

1185
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
The Italian cuisine is more

1186
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,000
More cup of tea

1187
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,000
I had this conversation with dad the other day actually

1188
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:18,000
So last Saturday cooked

1189
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Banging homemade lasagna again

1190
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000
A bit

1191
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000
So just saying to my dad I've got leftovers of lasagna still

1192
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:30,000
I'm going to have to eat them tonight or whatever

1193
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,000
He's like I don't like lasagna

1194
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
This man has been to Italy numerous times

1195
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
He has spoken about moving to Italy numerous times

1196
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Yet doesn't like lasagna, spaghetti, pasta

1197
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,000
He likes pizza

1198
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000
I hate the way Italians do pizza

1199
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000
That's because we are accustomed to

1200
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,000
The westernised way of making a pizza

1201
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000
We have cheese, order meats

1202
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Whack the cheese in a croster as well

1203
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Have a load of chips on the side

1204
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Onions and the like

1205
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,000
Because we have grown up with that

1206
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000
The English way of butchering things

1207
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,000
And America, they do it as well

1208
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,000
When you go into

1209
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,000
An authentic Italian place to get a pizza

1210
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000
You have to get the individuality

1211
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000
You can taste individual

1212
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,000
Minimal sauce

1213
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Not overwhelmed

1214
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Because it's a sloppy Joe

1215
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000
It is each to their own

1216
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,000
I've had it

1217
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,000
I'd still go for the classic

1218
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Papagian, Ove, authentic Italian pizza

1219
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
To be fair, I'd have pizza last night as well

1220
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Don't need a cheap as the one

1221
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,000
But I love it

1222
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000
Apart from doing the home cooking

1223
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Italian is my main cuisine of choice

1224
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Chinese

1225
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Ruby Moray

1226
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,000
I'm a typical British person

1227
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Having all the standard stuff

1228
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,000
I'd probably say that

1229
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Because there hasn't been a big choice of

1230
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Mexican cuisine places as we've grown up

1231
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,000
It has been more so just the last couple of years

1232
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,000
That's probably why we don't like it as much

1233
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Sushi places, Japanese

1234
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Not really

1235
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000
There's one everywhere now

1236
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
I think the first place that I saw

1237
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Was it the John Lewis beat?

1238
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Or the Bo' John Lewis

1239
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,000
I think that was probably the first place

1240
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,000
I've never had it like that

1241
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,000
When you take it off

1242
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,000
They go off the colour of the plate

1243
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Weird

1244
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Fish, I'm not a fish fan either

1245
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,000
I'd love to go to Japan for the food

1246
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000
I need to stop it

1247
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,000
We have went a little bit off topic

1248
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,000
So we do

1249
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Feel your pain

1250
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,000
She happens

1251
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Imagine cleaning that up afterwards

1252
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000
She's alright, she's already in the shower

1253
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000
But you've still got to clean the bath and the walls

1254
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
I imagine it sprayed

1255
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
So

1256
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Word of advice

1257
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Don't go having Mexican food

1258
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,000
Before you're going to get down and dirty

1259
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,000
You might have been

1260
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Unfortunate and that it was just that place that you went

1261
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:57,000
The meat that you had wasn't cooked right or something

1262
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000
But yeah I just wouldn't take the risk again

1263
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Just stick to having

1264
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Mexican food on your own

1265
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,000
You know when you get that urge straight away

1266
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,000
You've got to go

1267
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,000
It is a bit of a running theme

1268
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,000
We know that I do come close to shitting myself often

1269
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,000
I

1270
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Walk the dog in the morning

1271
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,000
It's literally Monday morning

1272
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Walk the dog, come back, the wife's already

1273
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Back away for a couple of days

1274
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,000
She's had the shower but as I've come in

1275
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,000
I needed to go and it was go

1276
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Because it's always the way as you're getting closer

1277
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000
To home it gets worse, worse the feeling gets harder and harder

1278
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
And I'm in the door

1279
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000
The door's shut but I'm not locking it

1280
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:54,000
I ran up the stairs and she's there brushing her teeth

1281
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,000
I was like bab I need to go

1282
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000
She's trying to talk to me

1283
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,000
So essentially she's had to go downstairs

1284
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,000
To finish brushing her teeth

1285
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Because I ratted that toilet off

1286
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Scuttlers everywhere looking

1287
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,000
But I cleaned my toilet so it's fine

1288
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:18,000
No evidence apart from the smell afterwards

1289
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,000
You've got to go

1290
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000
I did have it the other week where I was close to doing

1291
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,000
As well I was looking at that tree and I was like

1292
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,000
I might have to go by you in a sec mate

1293
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,000
My friend

1294
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Hello dark red spell friend

1295
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,000
That tree's afraid of you and he's like

1296
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Not him

1297
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,000
So on that fucking storm front

1298
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,000
We shall love yous and leave yous

1299
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,000
We are back, we're going to try and keep on it again

1300
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,000
I've been busy a couple of weeks

1301
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Working, having a little holiday as well

1302
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Baby's birthday

1303
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,000
But we're on it

1304
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,000
We're going to try and stay on it every week again

1305
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,000
And bring you the content

1306
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,000
That you all admire so much

1307
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,000
So keep the emails and the texts and all that coming through

1308
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,000
We shall see you again next week

1309
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Music

1310
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Music

1311
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Music

1312
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,000
Music

1313
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000
Music

1314
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,000
Music

1315
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Grab your headphones

1316
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,000
Get ready to groove

1317
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,000
Ash and JD will make your mood improve

1318
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,000
So that's when you think, oh so sly

1319
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny

1320
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,000
You can't deny

1321
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,000
Music

1322
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Music

1323
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Music

1324
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,000
You can't deny

1325
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000
Music

1326
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Music

1327
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,000
Music