1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove Ash and JD will make your mood improve 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:38,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 8 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Hi everyone, welcome to the real talking podcast with your host Ash and JD 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:00,000 We do have to apologise, last week unfortunately the stars couldn't align 10 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 We couldn't get it out 11 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,000 So yeah, just unfortunately he's had to miss just one week without it 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 He hasn't killed anyone 13 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Well, hopefully not anyway, you never know 14 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:21,000 Oh, Danny G might be missing out, he's probably hanging from the rafters since he's missed out on that 15 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Not that he's missed in a long, long time anyway 16 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,000 But I think we need to start off with America's Great Again now 17 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 That's it 18 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000 He's literally trumped the lot hasn't he? 19 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000 I've just been laughing all week 20 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Well not all week but since 21 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Since it's Wednesday wasn't it? 22 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Wednesday when he was officially won the race 23 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Have you seen all these compilations of the lefties and whatever the signs 24 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Of the people that didn't want him to win 25 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Just absolutely kicking off, screaming, crying 26 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 It's really mad if you're on the left you could have liberal 27 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 But if you're on the right you could have far right fascist 28 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Yeah 29 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I've seen some of them 30 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 It's absolutely ridiculous 31 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I did notice a lot of them are of the LGBTQ plus and all the rest of the letters 32 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Society, membership, I don't know how it works 33 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:36,000 If there is a scheme for it, monthly subscription or something 34 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,000 But yeah a lot of them were of that size in any way 35 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 What I found interesting obviously when it comes to the votes in America 36 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 They can always do it so like 37 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:52,000 What I found interesting was more Muslims voted for Donald Trump than they did Camilla 38 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:59,000 And more black men from the age I think 18 to 35 voted for Trump than Camilla 39 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:05,000 So just those factions as well because I know a lot of gay people voted for Trump 40 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Because he said he's on the disband 41 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:13,000 You know all the stuff after lesbian and gay 42 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Obviously I'm actually a lesbian and gay doesn't mean you want to be social 43 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 You want to be trans and everything like that 44 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Yeah 45 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:26,000 So he said he's on the con like separate audience to give them a separate 46 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Well it's mainly because of, I mean we've got it a lot over here as well 47 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Where one of his quotes was literally 48 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:40,000 I don't want people dressed in drag reading a story, reading a book to our children 49 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 And we do, we have it over here 50 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:52,000 There was riots in Ireland a couple of months ago because there was literally like male strippers dancing in an infant's library 51 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,000 And it's not right, you know the kids, they need to stay innocent 52 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 They don't need any of this extra stuff 53 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 They're trying to figure out life in general, how the world works 54 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 And then throw that into the bases, it's not helping 55 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:11,000 So I know it is a bit of a touchy subject around everything that's gone on 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:17,000 But I think he's rather sticking with what he believes with that anyway 57 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:24,000 But he has always said he's a fan of the gays as he puts it 58 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,000 He's not bothered, it's not for him 59 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,000 But yeah, he's happy for people to be what they want to be 60 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:38,000 The best thing about it though, because obviously all these people that slagged him off on Twitter 61 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,000 And everything eight years ago when he came in that work for Labour 62 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Have you seen all that stuff? 63 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,000 So like one of them called him like a fascist far right for America's going to go to shit 64 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 And now he's one of the main people in Labour 65 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 People are sweet, congratulations Donald Trump 66 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Yeah, because they had dinner with him a couple of months ago as well 67 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:06,000 And he's just had to pedal back and just say look, those comments are in the past 68 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And I don't mean it and feel the same about him these days 69 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 But it's because he knew that Trump was going to win 70 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 And they have to try and get onto the good sides again, don't they? 71 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 But I don't know if you saw it with one of the rallies 72 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Where Nodra Farage was sitting in the crowd 73 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Yes he did and he called him up 74 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Yeah, so he starts holding him up and saying he got the most votes in the UK 75 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:34,000 But their system, not the voting system, isn't right 76 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 So he got screwed over essentially 77 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 And yeah, saying he's a good friend 78 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:46,000 And hopefully that's the start of something to change now 79 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Because the UK isn't happy 80 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Everyone's getting taxed more and everything again now 81 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,000 And the way that the budget came out the other week 82 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 And yeah, I'm surprised that the roll-out hasn't started yet 83 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 There's been multiple farmers that have taken their own lives as well because of... 84 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Oh, the inheritance tax, all that kind of thing 85 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:15,000 So yeah, I feel like things have got to change pretty quick 86 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:21,000 And I can just see a call for another referendum happening soon enough 87 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Well, it won't be soon enough but I can see it being on the cards in 18 monthsish 88 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:33,000 And then yeah, I think when that does happen Nodra will definitely be in power then 89 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,000 I can't think anyone, why would anyone vote him for Labour? 90 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 It just baffles my head 91 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Obviously hindsight 92 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:54,000 But I think the majority of people that wasn't looking at the reform policies that they wanted to bring in 93 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:59,000 They were just thinking we've got worse under the Tory government 94 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 So we want change 95 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 We want the best of the bad one shows 96 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Yeah, but obviously straight away 97 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah, he's just gone against everything that he said 98 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I think he said he wasn't going to do, he's done 99 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:17,000 And too bold as well though, hasn't he? He's not just done it, he's doubled down on it 100 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 And it's just been ridiculous 101 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:26,000 You're looking at all these...as you've said enough times, the foreign aid that they keep sending out 102 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:32,000 And wanting to, well not wanting to, he's going to increase national insurance 103 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,000 When it's not the majority of us aren't using the national insurance 104 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,000 It's because the NHS can't keep up 105 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:51,000 And they're having to outsource a lot of it to the private sector of the doctors and all that 106 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:56,000 And then they can just throw in whatever silly figures they want because they know, well I'm going to get paid 107 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Even a delivery driver, I don't know what he was delivering, probably kidney or something 108 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:07,000 But literally from A to B within an hour he just dropped off his parcel, £400 109 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:12,000 And he's just a man with a ban as well 110 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 It doesn't make sense to do this stuff like that 111 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:23,000 So yeah, hopefully Trump can throw his way around a little bit and force a bit of shit to happen 112 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Because literally the next day wasn't it, John would come out congratulating him saying that he wanted to be close aloys 113 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:35,000 I don't know if it's got something to do with it, it's brought the base rate for the mortgages down 114 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 But I don't know if that was something to do with Trump or whatever 115 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Because obviously everything just seems to have, like Bitcoin shot up 116 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Like obviously if Cameron Harris would have went in, he would have probably went the other way in terms of Bitcoin 117 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:56,000 But it's just interesting to see how just him being announced just affects some people coming out and saying stuff like that 118 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:05,000 It really has, I think the only one that I haven't seen much of is the situation with Israel and Gaza 119 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,000 But again, it's only a matter of time before he sorts it out 120 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:17,000 And not only is he just the president again though, he's got the backing of the Senate as well 121 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Which he didn't have last time 122 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:27,000 So literally whatever he wants to put through, he's going to have no backlash, people are like no, I'm in charge, this is what's going on 123 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 And we're doing it 124 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 So I'm kind of jealous 125 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Isn't it mad how you're more excited for USA now than you are for your own politics, which is pretty mad 126 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,000 But it's true, that's what I was saying, I'm pretty jealous to be fair 127 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Him saving us from a different country 128 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:53,000 You feel like he's going to though, isn't he? Literally, he's put his mind to wanting to help everyone and he's doing it 129 00:09:53,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I don't know if it's correct, but I've seen Andrew Tate said he's going to move back to America now that Donald Trump's backing 130 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Whether he's allowed in or not though 131 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Well he's got a passport in there, his dad was American so he's classed as, and he was born there 132 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Yeah, I think it just depends on their convictions because they're still trying to do him in Russia, was it Russia that he was in? 133 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 No, it was Romania, technically because he'd have the passport he should be able to go in pretty easily 134 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Yeah 135 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 And he hasn't been found guilty 136 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:37,000 No, but the last I've heard the case was still ongoing, they were trying to get more just on him, similar allegations and that 137 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I don't know, it was just a brief little clip or so 138 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Here's what I want to speak to you about, Did His List, everyone keeps going about Did His List 139 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Have you heard of anyone who's on Did His List and what was it taking so long to hear about who's on this list? 140 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Well all I keep seeing is, you know, photoshopped, made up lists and the order of it 141 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 It's always some student fiance 142 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Well when his list gets leaked anyway, it's not going to be number one and they're not going to have the most famous ones at the top of the list 143 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 It'll be in alphabetical order 144 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,000 What is their list of the people involved? 145 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah, so the list is going to be connecting whatever, not just celebrities but whatever other people are a part of the illegal activities that he was doing 146 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 What is taking so long just to get any other name? 147 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I mean it's got to be on the lock and key though, it's that big of a deal 148 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:47,000 They've got to make sure they've got everything rolled before anything starts flipping out 149 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Because again you think if a name accidentally got leaked and there wasn't actually involved 150 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Obviously with America it's all the lawsuits that will happen 151 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:12,000 So yeah, if Jay-Z does get name dropped on this Did His List, again he's got that much wealth 152 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:17,000 He's just fucking throwing it all out and all the lawyers and that and then he'd make even more money again there 153 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Unless he was convicted guilty as well 154 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:29,000 It is strange though, you'd expect it to go through a bit quicker with how serious everything is 155 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:36,000 But I suppose it literally is just down to the got to make sure what they've got is correct 156 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:45,000 That's alright, it was everything and then obviously because all this presidential race is coming up, I didn't hear enough about it 157 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:51,000 I'm just interested to know who's on the list 158 00:12:51,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Well I know Baby Oil, Johnson's Baby Oil, they're a bit fussy because they've lost out on millions of pounds or dollars every year 159 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I don't know who's going to be able to replace that, there's no Hugh Hefner around anymore, Mr Playboy 160 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 So I don't know who's going to be able to take that load 161 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 I don't know who's hearing but he got found out, didn't he? 162 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Yeah he was faking it, but then again I don't know who he could fake it 163 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:27,000 No, so, because I can't remember the details in my head 164 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:33,000 He wasn't faking it, he was but he wasn't until his manager left 165 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:44,000 And he put his dad as manager who's a convicted criminal from forgery, like fraud in the past, then he stalks them foul to the point where they're not worth anything 166 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 But I can't remember being in our story of that now 167 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I don't know 168 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 I don't want to be spreading out fake news out there 169 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:57,000 No, because it's all about the realness on this podcast, real talk, real facts 170 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:04,000 But back to another felon, he literally has lived the American dream, hasn't he? 171 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 He's obviously worth billions himself anyway 172 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:18,000 And with all that's happened to him this year, obviously with the court cases which are still ongoing, two assassination attempts 173 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 He's just absolutely busted, hasn't he? 174 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Again I always feel like people, if this was the opposite way around and someone was calling a lefty, a liberal, whatever you want to call him, and was really throwing it down, you throw like, I want to do this, I want to do that 175 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Because that's what they were doing, they're saying he's far-right fascist 176 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Someone needs not to be accountable because it's free speech 177 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:53,000 But you can't start throwing those accusations around, you can't be lefties are all good and then righties are all bad 178 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Because obviously you want to agree with everything that the right hand side does, so to speak 179 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,000 But you want to agree with everything the left hand side does, you know, it's just got to make sense combined 180 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:12,000 But just going back there, I always find that that was interesting because if someone keeps saying someone something and then he gets a choice to get assassinated twice 181 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Because everyone keeps saying he's something, he's fascist, he's far-right 182 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,000 I always thought that was a bit unnecessary 183 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:30,000 It definitely is, but the videos are out there of him saying how he loves black people and this and that, he loves the guys and whatever 184 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:40,000 I don't know why they think that because under Trump before, everyone was working 185 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Yeah, everything was up, all the employment rates, taxes were down 186 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 For everyone all like, all ethnicities 187 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Yeah, it was across the board and then once Biden took over, he showed the stats next to each other 188 00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:01,000 So Trumps were all green ticks and everything was all red crosses under the Biden fucking power 189 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I even saw one American news presenter absolutely shouting his head off saying how, because Kamala is female, not white 190 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:21,000 And then because she's fucking on the right, that's why the Americans were scared to vote for her 191 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:33,000 And he was adamant, what he was saying is nothing to do with policies or anything, just the Americans aren't ready for this female to be in charge 192 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:38,000 She hasn't got enough backing of the people 193 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:49,000 And again I saw there was a map of all the states and let's just say there's 12 states where you don't need your ID to vote 194 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:54,000 And every one of those ones were in favour of Kamala apparently 195 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,000 And so obviously they're trying to say how the voting was rigged with that 196 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I did see a couple of videos where they're pressing the screen 197 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Oh yeah, anyone clicking all, yeah 198 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Yeah, so the pressing button and it wasn't selecting it, but then if you pressed any other one up, then it would hold always 199 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000 But then you try and click it again and it wasn't working 200 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 So what would you do in that situation? 201 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 You'd have to call someone or ask them to do a pipe vote 202 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Go somewhere else and do a pipe vote 203 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 What's going on? 204 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Well what I found interesting during the voting stage was different people were saying different results 205 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:41,000 So you'd go on one news channel and they were saying like Fox is saying it's so much to Trump, so much to Kamala 206 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:47,000 And then you'd go to like, say here at BBC we're saying off there, they were giving us a think of 207 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:54,000 So like different news were saying different, that people were winning and losing, did you see any of that? 208 00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Yeah, I think it's harder with the American system though because each state had different percentages of votes as well 209 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Yeah, so you'd go on one on TikTok, so we'd have CNN and then they would have like, it was whatever it was to this person, whatever it was to that person 210 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:15,000 And you'd scroll and it'd be like Fox News and they were saying it's more towards this one 211 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:21,000 And it's all complete opposites and you'd see people saying Kamala's won, she's already won, then you scrolled 212 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 There was a lot of people jumping, I got it 213 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Yeah, it was quite entertaining with a lot of this fake news and that that we've been seeing 214 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:42,000 But I love it though, I am jealous of how passionate they are for it as well, not that I'd be screaming, shouting and crying 215 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Because I didn't get my way, but you know you've just got the crowds there and they're all cheering 216 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:56,000 And you didn't get none of that with us, it was just as soon as it happened we thought well we're fucked anyway 217 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:10,000 And it was just a big mass depression almost immediately, whereas you see it's literally night and day, you have how happy a lot of the people are 218 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:18,000 But that is the American way isn't it? And hopefully he will spread the joy, spread the wealth 219 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:29,000 I would love to see, even if it's from everyone saying how bad it's going to make everything, I'd like them to see their reaction in four years time 220 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Those people won't admit to me that 221 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,000 No, no, because I've seen, it wasn't Jimmy Fallon, he was another new show host in America 222 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:46,000 And he was saying that people who voted wrong, basically half the majority voted wrong, obviously because they voted for Trump 223 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:56,000 And he was crying over Ukraine and just crying over like, why is he crying over Ukraine? It was getting emotional, I didn't get it 224 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Look, give him a chance, you can't tell anyone that voted wrong, you've got to give him the chance now to prove you wrong or right 225 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Yeah, I think with all that, I can't think of it, I know I did say the clip 226 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:18,000 It's not Jimmy Fallon, is it Jimmy something? Is it the other Jimmy one? I can't remember 227 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,000 There's a few of them that opened up the thing saying all this stuff 228 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Yeah, I think a lot of it was crap adult tears to be fair, trying to just get a bit more favour towards themselves 229 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Yeah, the list of nine cast on the list 230 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Well, Trump's not going to be on it anyway, what is it? We don't know 231 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:47,000 To be fair, they probably would try and doctorate to put him on to get him out of power 232 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 No, he's going to save the world 233 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:58,000 It's going to be an interesting, well, over the next few weeks when we start seeing what he's actually doing 234 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Because when does he come in power? Is it January the 6th? Is that when he actually goes into the White House? Is it January? 235 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I think so 236 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 I think January, I always remember it being when you see him on TV, it's cold, he looks fucking freezing 237 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 I'm sure it's January 6th, I might be wrong 238 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was the turn of the year basically 239 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,000 But the Americans would know all that, wouldn't they? 240 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 America 241 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:36,000 I've seen some funny stuff that on TikTok, of like, you know, just with Camilla side by side with Donald Trump 242 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,000 And she says something like, uh, uh, and he was like, if you're woke, you're a loser 243 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000 I've been seeing that one 244 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 I've not seen that one 245 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Yeah, I've seen some really funny stuff 246 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 The fact that she hid for half the day as well 247 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Oh, she didn't come out when she found out she was losing or something as well 248 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Yeah, there was literally people there waiting for a speech and she just wouldn't come out 249 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 So I thought that was quite naughty of her 250 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Oh, January 20th, mate 251 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000 I always find that weird, the way the Americans do the day 252 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 20th of January, not January 20th 253 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Yeah 254 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Obviously we would say it, 20th of January 255 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Because we've said, day, month, year, it's a clock, left, middle, right 256 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 It's a weird format if I have any of that on it 257 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Well, I mean, Americans do have a few things, not backwards, but just strange the way a lot of it is 258 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:36,000 I saw a video the other week 259 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000 It was Americans not knowing the joy of a bacon sandwich 260 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Now, I know you're not the best one to talk to about this 261 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 You're not the best bacon fan 262 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 We do not have a loco sossi sandwich, I know as well 263 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 No, loco 264 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Sossi and egg sandwich 265 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Yeah, they don't know about it 266 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 It's just, a simple bacon sandwich, it's just beautiful 267 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:03,000 Thick bread, butter, bit of brown sauce, red sauce is for girls 268 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 They don't even have brown sauce, do they? 269 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 No 270 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 They don't even have brown sauce 271 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,000 It's steak sauce, but they don't know that it's brown sauce 272 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:18,000 I like watching some of them videos, when it's the Americans and they're trying the English things, I could be scared of that 273 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000 You all love the Turkish chocolate orange, I've seen on them 274 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Yeah, and then kettles, because they don't have kettles 275 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:34,000 So when they try and make a cup of tea, they'll literally pour cold water into a cup 276 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 And put it in a microwave 277 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Oh God 278 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:43,000 I know again you're not a tea drinker, so you don't really understand 279 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Well, you're not as offended about it as what most British people will be 280 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,000 And I know it's still achieving the same thing, because the water is still going from cold to hot 281 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 But it's just not right 282 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Yeah, I get this stuff, because a beer on draft is different from a bottled beer, even though it's the same product 283 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 It just tastes better 284 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Definitely 285 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:11,000 But yeah, it's just good 286 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 For a change we've had some good news in a week 287 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 And yeah, it's going to look good 288 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I'm looking forward to how things are going to be now 289 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,000 We are going to get onto the correspondence in a moment 290 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000 But just on my notes, because sometimes I do have notes 291 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000 We do all the prep on these podcasts 292 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,000 It's just reminded me of something that happened the other week 293 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Obviously, I've got the dog walking all the time 294 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000 I'm quite fortunate because there is a lot of bins around 295 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000 So when I can pick up, I'm not can, when I do pick up the dog mess 296 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000 I've got a good selection to put it into 297 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:01,000 But this one bin, it's next to a patch of grass 298 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,000 And a lot of people like to just put excess rubbish there 299 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 So it's not really flow-tipping 300 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:12,000 They're just putting excess bin bags that they've got enough room in 301 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 In their normal garden-wise bins 302 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Putting it next to it 303 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Cheeky boys 304 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Just fucking lazy fuckers 305 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000 And to be fair, it's because a lot of people don't recycle properly 306 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I know I've said it before, I've got two bins in my kitchen 307 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,000 And the recycling, that is full all the time 308 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Because I'll go through everything properly 309 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 You know, you've got to look after this planet 310 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 What would Trump do? 311 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 That's what we've got to think about, I know 312 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:46,000 So there was a purple delivery bag 313 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Like a sheen bag or something 314 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 That was next to this bin 315 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 And obviously you could see in the dark 316 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 It was that bronze over purple 317 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 But for a couple of days walking past it 318 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,000 And the dog would start sniffing and piss on it each time 319 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 And then there was the one that 320 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 As I've done this lap around again 321 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 This was on the afternoon after work 322 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 I'd come round a corner 323 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000 There was this old man who had come from Asda 324 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Walking in front of me 325 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 And he's obviously seen this bag 326 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Start, looked at it 327 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Obviously thought, I quite love this bag 328 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 He's picked it up 329 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Rubbed it on his jacket, on his fleece 330 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Because to him it's just a little bit wet 331 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Because it was raining or something 332 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 He stands there, folds it up 333 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000 And put it into his pocket 334 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 And I just didn't have the heart to say 335 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 The dog's pissed on that in the last three days 336 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 And what you just walked all over yourself 337 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 His dog piss 338 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Look, he wasn't picking it up to help with a littering situation 339 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000 He was picking it up because he wanted to use that bag for something 340 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,000 So all I could imagine is that he's took it home 341 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,000 He's put his vegetables in his purple bag or something 342 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I was absolutely fucking laughing 343 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Once I got round a corner again 344 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 He wasn't in his shot 345 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 I had to let out the laughter 346 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Absolutely fucking disgusted 347 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000 As I just purely picked it up, looked at it 348 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 And then just wogged it onto his jumper 349 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 And then folded it up 350 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 So it's not just on his jumper 351 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 It's on his hands as well 352 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Then in his pocket 353 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Oh God, poor bastard 354 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Oh no 355 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,000 So from one old poor bastard to another poor bastard 356 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 We'll start off with James 357 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 I knew he was coming 358 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 I knew he was coming for something 359 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 I know from the build up to Segway 360 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 And because the dude all right, innit? 361 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Well, the first comments from a couple of weeks ago 362 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000 He just says, goody juice sack the bald man 363 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 He was doing bits for United 364 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Obviously he's on about the sacking of Eric Tenhag 365 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 No need to call him bald 366 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000 That's really disrespectful that is 367 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Most likely not his choice that he had a skinhead 368 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000 So you should think better 369 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Be better James 370 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 What would Trump do? 371 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000 No one would say that 372 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Trump would fucking buy him a wig 373 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Yeah, go to Turkey 374 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Take him to Turkey 375 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Give him some fake tan and that as well 376 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Fucking, you know, how would you feel if you went bald James? 377 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 And then his second message was 378 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Was he that upset about it? 379 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:44,000 That you couldn't get the part recorded 380 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 He loves it 381 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000 That ruined his week 382 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 It ruined his week 383 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 He did that fucking part 384 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 After we found out we did release the part 385 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 He couldn't wait to send that on the one day of warning 386 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 He was, he was sitting there 387 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 He was like, I've got to say something 388 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 So apologies we didn't get one out to you James 389 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Hopefully this is made up for it 390 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 I mean yeah, Liverpool are doing alright aren't they? 391 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Well, credit where credit's due 392 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000 We said, we sat here, me and you 393 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 And we said they're not going to be that good 394 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And they're doing alright 395 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Well they're doing more than alright 396 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Yeah, they're doing alright 397 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 But they're still not doing the best though 398 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Well, top of the Champions League and top of the Premier League 399 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 That Champions League was mad though 400 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Because obviously Villa lost the other notes 401 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 I just see the Tora, I mean, he's been great 402 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 He touched the books, I don't understand why he's done that 403 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 He was just confused, isn't he? 404 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000 But again, it shows the difference with the refs 405 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Because if that was in the Premier League 406 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Most local would have let it go 407 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000 But it happened last season for Arsenal, Samsonariah 408 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 And each column was like, go, well, let it go 409 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Just put it back, yeah 410 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Whereas the European refs that don't stand for it do that 411 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000 It's like, no, that's a handball 412 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Bucking penalty 413 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Do you like the new system? 414 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 I feel like it's got to take a lot of getting used to 415 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,000 But we have been getting some good games 416 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Yeah, like round, we'd lost to AC Milan 417 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Sporting against Man City, that was a good game as well 418 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:25,000 You're getting games, when teams normally have a little bowled up 419 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000 To European games where they can have a weekend off 420 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I always remember, why was that team called Sheriff something? 421 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Do you remember that team? 422 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Yeah, I remember 423 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 So I'm in round one just first, you know 424 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 I'm like, well, they've won two games 425 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,000 And I think, you know, they can play like the second string 426 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 So I feel it's took away 427 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 That's what it's good for 428 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Because it is more competitive, not all of them obviously 429 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:55,000 But when AC Milan and Ramadj are playing, fourth round in 430 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I like it a lot, it'll take a while 431 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,000 I do miss the old format, I love the old format 432 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Four teams, you're playing home and away 433 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 I am going to love this one a lot 434 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Just because you are getting the better matches 435 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Yeah, I think after this one and maybe next season as well 436 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Some of the kinks are beyond that 437 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,000 And it could be a good system for it, I reckon 438 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Yeah, but they're doing well 439 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 They've wrote the look on a few games 440 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Obviously coming back with late winners a lot of the time 441 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 We're on about Liverpool now 442 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Liverpool still now, yeah 443 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,000 But yeah, it's just easing up for them at the moment 444 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Who would have expected Forrest to be sitting in third as well? 445 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Yeah 446 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:58,000 I feel like I say every season, but this one's been more entertaining as well 447 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000 And then it's the first time 448 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 I think it's because Man City end doing that well 449 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Yeah 450 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 So it's not as boring 451 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Well that's what I was going to say now 452 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000 It's the first time since 2018, since Man City have lost three games in a row 453 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 About that time, yeah 454 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Yeah, lost two 455 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 I've been a Man New supporter, haven't I? 456 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000 I was fucking three months ago and he did that 457 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Well, three weeks ago 458 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 All it was saying though is credit where credit's due 459 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 We sat here and we didn't write them 460 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 I wrote Chelsea, which is still doing border work 461 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000 But we sat here and we were like, they're going to do shit 462 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And they're not doing shit 463 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 They're doing a lot 464 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 So I've just 465 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,000 But it all depends on where the games have been at 466 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 It's where you finish, yeah 467 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000 I still recommend City or Pookie win the league 468 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Because you just know that they can just literally go on the rest of the season and win every game 469 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000 It wouldn't be a surprise for them 470 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 But it does get you thinking 471 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Is it because the lads know that Pett is going at the end of the season? 472 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000 So they're a bit nervous maybe 473 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,000 I just think like when you have an injury it's absurd and bad 474 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 So then another one gets injured 475 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000 It's hard in extra-final like games 476 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 But they haven't got an injury crisis though have they? 477 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 No, no 478 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Three injuries 479 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Fucking how big their squad is 480 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Ridiculous 481 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:29,000 I could go on and on about how many injuries fucking you know how it applies I got 482 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Which it's annoying because a few of them starting to come back now 483 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 The next manager's coming in 484 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Hammer him 485 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Hopefully he comes in and does a role 486 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:47,000 I'm not fucking going to do like what most of these other United fans have started off doing already 487 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Oh he's back at Man City in the Champions League 488 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000 He's going to come here and he's going to fucking win us the league and blah blah 489 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,000 But we've still got players that are just happy to down-tour us for people 490 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000 So yeah I'll wait to see what he can do 491 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Hopefully he can just start getting the better out of some of the players again 492 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000 We'll see, time will tell with that 493 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Now moving away from football because we're not a footballing podcast 494 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,000 We're just first talk politics, football 495 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000 And now on to alcohol essentially 496 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,000 What was I going to say? Shagging? So politics, football, shagging 497 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Then the next one was going to be beers 498 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Now I think we'll talk about boo, slash-hole, wiping asses and that, or then we do alcohol 499 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 That's true 500 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 But yeah, beers anyway 501 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:45,000 We've got a message from Alan and then he said, right lads, just at Heathrow 502 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,000 About to go on holiday, point in hand at 11am 503 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 This is the life 504 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000 So got me wondering what your favourite points are 505 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000 So airport, beach, etc 506 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Sorry what was that? 507 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000 What's your favourite point? 508 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000 So not what actual lager, but it's the scenario 509 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000 So he's at the airport having a pre-holiday beer 510 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:15,000 So he's at the airport or at the beach or whatever 511 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 What's your favourite one? 512 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:23,000 I really like, I must admit, why you aren't on a date, having a beer 513 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000 And no, he'd have to be a Grinch camper 514 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 So I can just imagine that being really nice actually 515 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 I've never had a cruise camper 516 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 On holiday? 517 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Yeah 518 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Wow 519 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Now we're going down now 520 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000 But also like the last week where it's just in a quiet, you know when the pub's not too bright, dark 521 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 It's just got that perfect loiling 522 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Yeah 523 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 And it's just a cosy one 524 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I like going down then as well 525 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 I had a couple of them last night as well to be fair 526 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,000 £6 a point though, in the one pub in fucking Liverpool 527 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Because I was working in Liverpool this week 528 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Well that's how much there was a weekend, by last weekend 529 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 £6 a week 530 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 But it's not a premium lager though is it? 531 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000 I don't know mate, I mean I think that's just what it is now unless it's Carly 532 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 That's the price it is for 533 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Shocking to be fair 534 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000 But yeah 535 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:24,000 I think holiday wars, they'll always love a Nox holiday beer 536 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Oh 537 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:32,000 I'd say my favourite one is when it's been a lot, especially if it's been a hard crap week 538 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Put on a friday or a saturday when you've finished crafts 539 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 And you just get that first one 540 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Oh, always goes down the tree 541 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000 That first one 542 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Yeah, doesn't think you can touch the sides 543 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 It is when you need a drink 544 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,000 Yeah 545 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I'd say, oh when you need a drink, that's when it goes down 546 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 That's when I just need it 547 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Oh yeah 548 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 And I've needed it, well, you know 549 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 As we spoke about off the pub 550 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I need a drink, literally mate 551 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,000 So yeah, I had a few beers last week 552 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000 And I must have, as I said, my aim was to have had about six a month 553 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 And oh 554 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Could have done it again today, I might to be honest 555 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Nah, I've drank enough this week, I'll probably have some tomorrow 556 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 But I'm not having one today 557 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Well, I'll tell you what's nice as well 558 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Obviously, after a game of football, when the weather's decent 559 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Yeah 560 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000 I had the, we went to Tamworth 561 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Had a game in the summertime pre-season 562 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 A jar of Asahi 563 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000 I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing that right, because I've heard different people call it different things 564 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,000 But my dad went down on about three of them 565 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 And I was whining for the lads, because I said I wasn't driving 566 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 I was whining for someone just to go, just have some more 567 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000 But you can always just have more 568 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Now, except the driver, because the driver then he's so 569 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000 No, you can still 570 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Nah, it's on the same 571 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000 You don't have to stay in the range, you can go, oh that's gone down the train 572 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 No, because what I'm saying is, I don't want to grab another one 573 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 If the guy that was driving wants to drive back 574 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Yeah, but you know, you just say, I want to have a couple, do you mind? 575 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Yeah, well that's what we said, we'd have a few, and obviously we had three 576 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Obviously, you don't want to have too many in drive, I suppose 577 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000 That was why he wasn't drinking alcohol, he was on the zero percentage 578 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Yeah 579 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Yeah 580 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000 No drinking in drive, I mean that's another thing that's real 581 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Hopefully he's just about at the films and TV programmes portrayed 582 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 But Americans always drink driving 583 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Yeah, look, why would they just drive to the bar knowing they're going to get absolutely smashed? 584 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Yeah, and then they'll drive back 585 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000 I just don't get it 586 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000 It is weird though, because if you're steaming, you come out and you're a fucking pickup truck there because we're in America 587 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Yeah 588 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,000 You're fucking likely, it's the same scenario if you have a gun, Eddie, you're going to shoot someone 589 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Yeah, they never seem to 590 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I've got both 591 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Yeah 592 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 It's mad 593 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Apparently, Americans have shit beer on draft 594 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000 I was watching, oh what's his name now? 595 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 He has this skinhead 596 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Oh fuck, he's going to come to me after the podcast 597 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Literally 598 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 He won the award in the week for best travel vlogs 599 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Mashed tag, mashed tag, Brady 600 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Do you know who he is? 601 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000 Oh, really not going to 602 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000 No, no, he's like a Tik Tok, but he does like travel blogs and he went to America 603 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000 And he was saying like how they're beer shooting America, like on draft 604 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 I don't know what he was drinking 605 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Probably Budweiser or Kors 606 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 No, so, well he could have been a Kors actually 607 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,000 But I have the other one, is he called Moit? M-I-T 608 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Yeah, I had some of them 609 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 I don't know how you pronounce it 610 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce it, but I had some 611 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 At the Country Note the other week 612 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Okay 613 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 He was a warm can for starters 614 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 And yeah, he was dead 615 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,000 It was fucking, I'd say as bad as a Foster's 616 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:09,000 He was saying that like you can't get a nice decent point in America compared to like, yeah 617 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000 I suppose you are, I don't know, maybe just maybe 618 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000 You do go to different pubs, there is a fucking different selection 619 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000 You go to different pubs because they have different beers, because they have many 620 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000 So, yeah, I just thought that was interesting 621 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:32,000 I suppose it's, because it's only the last few years really where pubs have started to branch out and get these different beers 622 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000 And a lot of different ales and craft beers and stuff 623 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000 What was yours literally was just the same ones, wasn't it? 624 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000 You'd go in, beat a Carly and a Foster's 625 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:51,000 A Heineken, Guinness, Strongbow, Smiths 626 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,000 I think that was pretty much, that would be all that would be on the top 627 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000 I don't know, a couple of bitters maybe 628 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:05,000 That's all right, I was just going to say, you are right on it because obviously it leaves a bit more selection 629 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 But I was just going to go back to the question 630 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000 I do like a few Desperados before I jump on a pint 631 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,000 I think because the nice heavy, the smaller bylaws 632 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Yeah 633 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,000 And then I like having two or three and then having a coffee before I go on to playing it 634 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I suppose because Desperado, they give you that holiday feel anyway 635 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Because you've got a little wedge of lime and you start getting a bit fruity then 636 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,000 You start off wearing jeans and a jumper, like confis, like tracksuit 637 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Then by the time you finish you've got your swimming trunks on, sandals, boot 638 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Yeah, heckers out 639 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Thanks for your question 640 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Yeah, hopefully you had a good holiday as well, mate 641 00:41:52,000 --> 00:42:02,000 So question from Rowling, if you two were thieves but only stole items to inconvenience your victim, what would you steal? 642 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Oh, that's a good one 643 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,000 I would steal the plug from the bath 644 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Because then, if I knew they loved the bath, then yeah, plug from the bath 645 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 That's a good one actually, yeah, that's a good one 646 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 I was not so surprised about the remote 647 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Because it's an inconvenience, especially when you have the TVs built into the cinema walls now 648 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:31,000 Yeah, because most of them, you used to have the buttons on the sides, but most of them don't 649 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000 I think some of them are underneath now, it's just an after 650 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,000 But not all of them, like the flat ones, like really 651 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000 I've definitely got no buttons on my TV 652 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 So maybe remote as well, because that would be fucking 653 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Remote or the batteries? 654 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,000 No, the remote, because that way you can walk to shopping at batteries 655 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Can you imagine, you'd have to go order off online and wait for it to come as well now 656 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 But I do like the plug one, that's a good one actually 657 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Yeah, plug, that would be the funny one for me 658 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Now, everyone likes it 659 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Sorry, all the light bulbs are like, you can't have stuff to go over in the dark 660 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:20,000 No, because you've got a torch on your phone, so it's not that hard 661 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000 We'll go with the plug, that was a good one actually 662 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000 But then your remote's still good as well though 663 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000 But then if you've got multiple TVs, you'd have to still order remotes 664 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Because if you've got a Samsung in the living room, then up in the bedroom or a fire stick, the remote does the same thing 665 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000 So you'd have to still order them 666 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:46,000 So again, if I was stealing the back plug, it would be from every bath we've got in the house 667 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000 And the sinks as well, just in case, it could be universal 668 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:59,000 I've got to have a shower, smelly bastards 669 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000 So we've got a bit of a long one here, that's what she said 670 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,000 We've got a ghost story that this was from the other week 671 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:15,000 I think they were pre-empty for a Halloween special, which we would have loved to have done 672 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000 But just couldn't, unfortunately 673 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000 So I've done it again, I have to put the name, apologies 674 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:30,000 They said, hey guys, I had a couple of experience that I'm unable to explain 675 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:37,000 I'll start with the first incident when I was around 11 years old and my brother was 14 676 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:45,000 We lived in a new build home in Wales, very normal looking and definitely didn't feel or look haunted 677 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:53,000 We found a couple of strange things in the back garden when we were younger, such as old bottles and a pair of broken sunglasses 678 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:59,000 Not sure if it's related or not, but thought I'd mention it 679 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:05,000 One of the first strange things that happened was when my mum called us downstairs 680 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:13,000 As for some reason there was a glass full of milk on the kitchen table that was full to the brim 681 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Like it was so full, if you moved it, it would spill 682 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:24,000 My brother and I had no idea, as neither of us did it 683 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:30,000 We went to the living room for something and when we came back the glass of milk was empty 684 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Weird, but didn't think much of it 685 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:41,000 A couple of weeks after this, me and my brother were playing the Sims game on the computer 686 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Old classic there 687 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000 It was only the two of us in the house, my mother was working late 688 00:45:49,000 --> 00:46:00,000 We were creating a new sim when all of a sudden something came between me and my brother's ears and said stop it 689 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:08,000 It was the creepiest thing I've ever heard in my life and still to this day I can hear it 690 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:14,000 It was really unnatural, I could almost feel the breath and it freaked us both out 691 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:19,000 We both turned and looked at each other and said did you hear that? 692 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,000 We both jumped out of our seats and ran into the other room 693 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Called our mother and told her and she just chalked it up as our imagination 694 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:37,000 But whatever happened to us was real and definitely happened 695 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:46,000 I've done a bit of research on it and found out that ghosts do sometimes whisper stuff in your ears 696 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Fast forward to a few years later, nothing paranormal after the milk and whispering 697 00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Ghost girl thing, so it was a girl's voice that said stop it then 698 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:10,000 But then there was one night when I was in bed, I had the TV on 699 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And the street lights outside would make the screen reflect stuff 700 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:23,000 So I could see things in my hallway etc 701 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:30,000 It was around 3am in the morning when I randomly woke up and saw what looked like a woman in a white gown 702 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:36,000 I walked into the bathroom and shut the door behind them, freaked me right out 703 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000 I said to myself it's probably my brother as he had a white dressing gown 704 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I decided to get up and have a look 705 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:49,000 I knocked on the door expecting my brother to reply but there was no answer 706 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000 So I opened the door and there was nobody in there 707 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Scared the shit out of me, ran back to bed, pulled the sheets over my head and ended up falling asleep 708 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Told my mother and brother about it but they both just said I must have been dreaming 709 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Other than those incidents, nothing else really happened until now 710 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:26,000 So recently, so she's 28, had completely forgotten about the ghost girl voice until her brother brought it up a couple of weeks ago 711 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Once I started to remember it, some strange shit started happening 712 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Now this only happens when I'm in work, it's never happened at home or anywhere else 713 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000 But basically I was sitting in the work canteen having my lunch 714 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:50,000 And in the corner of my eye I saw what looked like a man in an orange hoodie with his hood up, blue jeans 715 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:58,000 When I turned to look, he disappeared, it doesn't happen every day but it happens a lot 716 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Always the same, orange hoodie and blue jeans 717 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Now where I work is right next to the Cardiff Central train station 718 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:14,000 I'm not sure if that's linked at all, maybe a death on the railway or something 719 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:23,000 But I'm still seeing the orange hoodie man to this day and I just want to know what you think 720 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Judging from other ghost shows, it seems like she's in tune with her spiritual side, medium-esque 721 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:38,000 You know what I mean? Just go up on tap potential there, maybe as you're getting older you'll tap into it a bit more 722 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Potentially, if you believe that stuff, some people don't, some people do, I don't know how I feel about it 723 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000 But I do find it interesting that both of them heard the stoppy 724 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Sometimes you go, you said something then and then not, nah nah 725 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,000 So the fact that both of them heard it 726 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,000 So I hear things quite a lot to be fair, but I feel like because I'm slightly deaf in my right ear 727 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000 What was that? 728 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Sometimes my brain can just play a trick on me as if to say, oh someone said something then 729 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 When no one actually did 730 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:24,000 But yeah, I think, like what we give the other person a bit of a voice of, just be careful, make sure you're staying safe 731 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000 If you see the orange hooded person 732 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:35,000 Because the lads on the rail do wear those orange holly jumper holly things 733 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Reflective hollies 734 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Yeah, say if you see them, try and get someone else's attention that you're working with 735 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 I try to speak to the person 736 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Because that's what I, like, if it's not in my own house and I see a ghost, say we go to a ghost thing 737 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,000 And I see someone, I'm going, oi, what are you doing? 738 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Step back you bastard, I'll break your legs 739 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Just to see if anything happens, if it's in my own house, different story, I'm saying shit, like four 740 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:21,000 No, if you give me a camera as well, I'll fucking run to get some money for that bad boy, or a ghost 741 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Just want to ask you a few questions, how did you do it? 742 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Yeah, my nippie did it as well, walk through that wall 743 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Was it retarded? 744 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Simple Jack 745 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Hopefully you can get to the bottom of it 746 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:52,000 I wouldn't know if there's anything related to it, like he says, because of the train station or anything maybe 747 00:51:52,000 --> 00:52:00,000 You'd be better suited to be able to find any information, you know, just doing a local Google search 748 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Because you might be able to find a picture of said person in the orange hoodie 749 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 See if it looks familiar 750 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000 But if you can get someone else to see them as well, or just ask the people you're working with 751 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:19,000 You keep seeing a person in the orange hoodie and blue jeans fucking staring at us and that 752 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Because someone else might be having that experience as well 753 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:28,000 If not, watch Sixth Sense, was it Sixth Sense? 754 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000 I see that people 755 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Maybe you can get some tips off of Bruce Willis, even though he was dead all along, spoilers 756 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:48,000 Sorry, it does seem like if that is the case, you are some kind of in tubes, you spread it to the side 757 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Yeah, so you get professional help because there is other mediums, sidekicks out there, Derek Okora isn't with us anymore 758 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Yeah, he died a few years ago didn't he? 759 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000 Tragic 760 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Yeah, I love how he got outed as a fake though 761 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000 With the Jamaica tree 762 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Yeah, just reach out to forums, chat rooms or something, people on Reddit maybe 763 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,000 That you are able to ask those questions to 764 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Get some tips on how to control your powers 765 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,000 And if you can start moving things with your mind afterwards, then definitely take a video and let us know 766 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Now we've got to get on to the confessions 767 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Actually he's been dying 768 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:41,000 I tried not to read him beforehand so it's more organic 769 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Well, let's give it a go then Rich 770 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,000 Alright, banger 771 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,000 Confession 1 772 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:59,000 I work with this guy, he's super funny and quite handsome 773 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:04,000 I feel like we are pretty good friends but I am also very sexual attracted to him 774 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000 And he gives off the vibe that he feels the same way 775 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:14,000 The golden Rolies don't dip the pen in company ink but I want to make him not 776 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Jamie 777 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Barbarash 778 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000 What are your opinions on this confession? 779 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Well, I feel as though you do need to control yourself a little bit 780 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Sometimes the urges can be a bit strong 781 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:43,000 But as long as it's not done in the workplace 782 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Go out and have a couple of drinks first 783 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000 See if the connection is there outside of the office 784 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000 And then you can let him not 785 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000 I would also just say 786 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000 He gives off the vibe that he feels the same way 787 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Just make sure he does feel the same way before you make him not 788 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Get consent 789 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000 That's what I'm saying 790 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000 So yeah, I mean 791 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000 Just have a conversation 792 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,000 Go over, say, I'll tell you, if you want to go have a drink 793 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,000 If you want me to make you not 794 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:29,000 So I don't think it's much of a sin 795 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,000 It could blossom into something beautiful 796 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000 No sins have been made 797 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000 No 798 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000 That was a confession though, thanks for it 799 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Thank you, right, confession sir 800 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,000 I was out with some friends celebrating a birthday 801 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:54,000 We were at a bar that has some dancing, some sploves, some steam 802 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,000 I'm not used to being the one getting hit on 803 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000 All out with my friends 804 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,000 But there was a guy giving me a lot of attention 805 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,000 After a while the drinks got the better of me 806 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:12,000 I figured it would be a great idea to let him dance Roy on me 807 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,000 He started feeling me up while we danced 808 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:21,000 And when he suggested we step away I went along with it 809 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,000 No super steamy story 810 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:31,000 He took me to his car and I started off by blowing him 811 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000 And he fingered me 812 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Joring and I rolled him 813 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000 So no super steamy story 814 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:48,000 He took me to his car and I started off by blowing him 815 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000 And he fingered me joring 816 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Then I rolled him in the back seat of the car until he finished in me 817 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000 I felt gaudy afterwards on the way home 818 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:01,000 But literally none of my friends know this 819 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,000 So hopefully what he doesn't know won't hurt him 820 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,000 I mean it is a little bit steamy 821 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,000 But far vagina 822 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000 This definitely is a scene 823 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Which one? 824 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Well she's jaded for starters 825 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000 She's like husband at the end there 826 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,000 So she said I felt guilty afterwards on the way home 827 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000 But literally none of my friends know this 828 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000 So hopefully what he doesn't know won't hurt him 829 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:44,000 So I don't know if she has or if she hasn't 830 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Or she was just out with a friend, my old friend 831 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Or... 832 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:55,000 No, so she's out with friends 833 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000 And yeah part of the science bit at the end 834 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,000 She's got a partner at home 835 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,000 And yeah she's let another man not inside of her 836 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000 So hopefully what he doesn't know won't hurt him 837 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Maybe like that stuff though 838 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Maybe he'd get off on that, the cook 839 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:17,000 Yeah, but if he does 840 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Then she doesn't know about it or was he a part of the picture 841 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Looking for a new car window 842 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000 The thing that got me, there was no super steamy story 843 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,000 And then afterwards was a super steamy story 844 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000 It wasn't super steamy 845 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:37,000 There was a little bit of hot mist coming out of it 846 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,000 You meet someone, you suck them off, they're fingering you out 847 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000 You roid them and then you go home 848 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000 It mustn't have been a long situation as well 849 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Since none of her friends noticed that she disappeared 850 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 That's true actually, yeah 851 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,000 Or sometimes you all can't be one as well 852 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 No, he got his 853 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000 That's what literally 854 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:06,000 But the sirens of it as well, she got hers as well 855 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 She's obviously enjoyed it 856 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000 But yeah she's just been a naughty girl 857 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,000 It's a naughty girl 858 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:21,000 So I'm going to say you've got to have 22 Hail Marys 859 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:27,000 And you can't un-blow him, un-fingered 860 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:35,000 You're going to have to donate to a charity of people 861 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000 That can't give blow jobs and can't get fingered 862 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 I don't know what charity that would be 863 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Just do some charity work 864 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Go feed the homeless, don't blow any of them 865 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Or let them finger you 866 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,000 Then you might be forgiven for your sins then 867 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Thank you for your confessions both of you 868 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:05,000 And then after that now then, we shall leave you there 869 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000 We've rocked up an hour 870 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 We'll put the world to its rights 871 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,000 And we shall leave you there until next time 872 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:17,000 We should be having an episode next week 873 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000 But I do go on holidays 874 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:23,000 If it does get missed, we will apologise 875 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,000 We are going to try and still get one out 876 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Why are we doing a heads up? 877 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,000 This month might be a bit hit or miss 878 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 And obviously birthdays as well 879 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 Or a little Kobe's one 880 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 How quick is that going as well? 881 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000 So just bear with us this month 882 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000 If there is anything missed we will make sure we make it up to you all 883 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000 All you lovely listeners and James 884 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:56,000 And yeah we will try and see you next week 885 01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:24,000 So we'll see you later, Peace