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We do have to apologise, last week unfortunately the stars couldn't align
We couldn't get it out
So yeah, just unfortunately he's had to miss just one week without it
He hasn't killed anyone
Well, hopefully not anyway, you never know
Oh, Danny G might be missing out, he's probably hanging from the rafters since he's missed out on that
Not that he's missed in a long, long time anyway
But I think we need to start off with America's Great Again now
That's it
He's literally trumped the lot hasn't he?
I've just been laughing all week
Well not all week but since
Since it's Wednesday wasn't it?
Wednesday when he was officially won the race
Have you seen all these compilations of the lefties and whatever the signs
Of the people that didn't want him to win
Just absolutely kicking off, screaming, crying
It's really mad if you're on the left you could have liberal
But if you're on the right you could have far right fascist
Yeah
I've seen some of them
It's absolutely ridiculous
I did notice a lot of them are of the LGBTQ plus and all the rest of the letters
Society, membership, I don't know how it works
If there is a scheme for it, monthly subscription or something
But yeah a lot of them were of that size in any way
What I found interesting obviously when it comes to the votes in America
They can always do it so like
What I found interesting was more Muslims voted for Donald Trump than they did Camilla
And more black men from the age I think 18 to 35 voted for Trump than Camilla
So just those factions as well because I know a lot of gay people voted for Trump
Because he said he's on the disband
You know all the stuff after lesbian and gay
Obviously I'm actually a lesbian and gay doesn't mean you want to be social
You want to be trans and everything like that
Yeah
So he said he's on the con like separate audience to give them a separate
Well it's mainly because of, I mean we've got it a lot over here as well
Where one of his quotes was literally
I don't want people dressed in drag reading a story, reading a book to our children
And we do, we have it over here
There was riots in Ireland a couple of months ago because there was literally like male strippers dancing in an infant's library
And it's not right, you know the kids, they need to stay innocent
They don't need any of this extra stuff
They're trying to figure out life in general, how the world works
And then throw that into the bases, it's not helping
So I know it is a bit of a touchy subject around everything that's gone on
But I think he's rather sticking with what he believes with that anyway
But he has always said he's a fan of the gays as he puts it
He's not bothered, it's not for him
But yeah, he's happy for people to be what they want to be
The best thing about it though, because obviously all these people that slagged him off on Twitter
And everything eight years ago when he came in that work for Labour
Have you seen all that stuff?
So like one of them called him like a fascist far right for America's going to go to shit
And now he's one of the main people in Labour
People are sweet, congratulations Donald Trump
Yeah, because they had dinner with him a couple of months ago as well
And he's just had to pedal back and just say look, those comments are in the past
And I don't mean it and feel the same about him these days
But it's because he knew that Trump was going to win
And they have to try and get onto the good sides again, don't they?
But I don't know if you saw it with one of the rallies
Where Nodra Farage was sitting in the crowd
Yes he did and he called him up
Yeah, so he starts holding him up and saying he got the most votes in the UK
But their system, not the voting system, isn't right
So he got screwed over essentially
And yeah, saying he's a good friend
And hopefully that's the start of something to change now
Because the UK isn't happy
Everyone's getting taxed more and everything again now
And the way that the budget came out the other week
And yeah, I'm surprised that the roll-out hasn't started yet
There's been multiple farmers that have taken their own lives as well because of...
Oh, the inheritance tax, all that kind of thing
So yeah, I feel like things have got to change pretty quick
And I can just see a call for another referendum happening soon enough
Well, it won't be soon enough but I can see it being on the cards in 18 monthsish
And then yeah, I think when that does happen Nodra will definitely be in power then
I can't think anyone, why would anyone vote him for Labour?
It just baffles my head
Obviously hindsight
But I think the majority of people that wasn't looking at the reform policies that they wanted to bring in
They were just thinking we've got worse under the Tory government
So we want change
We want the best of the bad one shows
Yeah, but obviously straight away
Yeah, he's just gone against everything that he said
I think he said he wasn't going to do, he's done
And too bold as well though, hasn't he? He's not just done it, he's doubled down on it
And it's just been ridiculous
You're looking at all these...as you've said enough times, the foreign aid that they keep sending out
And wanting to, well not wanting to, he's going to increase national insurance
When it's not the majority of us aren't using the national insurance
It's because the NHS can't keep up
And they're having to outsource a lot of it to the private sector of the doctors and all that
And then they can just throw in whatever silly figures they want because they know, well I'm going to get paid
Even a delivery driver, I don't know what he was delivering, probably kidney or something
But literally from A to B within an hour he just dropped off his parcel, £400
And he's just a man with a ban as well
It doesn't make sense to do this stuff like that
So yeah, hopefully Trump can throw his way around a little bit and force a bit of shit to happen
Because literally the next day wasn't it, John would come out congratulating him saying that he wanted to be close aloys
I don't know if it's got something to do with it, it's brought the base rate for the mortgages down
But I don't know if that was something to do with Trump or whatever
Because obviously everything just seems to have, like Bitcoin shot up
Like obviously if Cameron Harris would have went in, he would have probably went the other way in terms of Bitcoin
But it's just interesting to see how just him being announced just affects some people coming out and saying stuff like that
It really has, I think the only one that I haven't seen much of is the situation with Israel and Gaza
But again, it's only a matter of time before he sorts it out
And not only is he just the president again though, he's got the backing of the Senate as well
Which he didn't have last time
So literally whatever he wants to put through, he's going to have no backlash, people are like no, I'm in charge, this is what's going on
And we're doing it
So I'm kind of jealous
Isn't it mad how you're more excited for USA now than you are for your own politics, which is pretty mad
But it's true, that's what I was saying, I'm pretty jealous to be fair
Him saving us from a different country
You feel like he's going to though, isn't he? Literally, he's put his mind to wanting to help everyone and he's doing it
I don't know if it's correct, but I've seen Andrew Tate said he's going to move back to America now that Donald Trump's backing
Whether he's allowed in or not though
Well he's got a passport in there, his dad was American so he's classed as, and he was born there
Yeah, I think it just depends on their convictions because they're still trying to do him in Russia, was it Russia that he was in?
No, it was Romania, technically because he'd have the passport he should be able to go in pretty easily
Yeah
And he hasn't been found guilty
No, but the last I've heard the case was still ongoing, they were trying to get more just on him, similar allegations and that
I don't know, it was just a brief little clip or so
Here's what I want to speak to you about, Did His List, everyone keeps going about Did His List
Have you heard of anyone who's on Did His List and what was it taking so long to hear about who's on this list?
Well all I keep seeing is, you know, photoshopped, made up lists and the order of it
It's always some student fiance
Well when his list gets leaked anyway, it's not going to be number one and they're not going to have the most famous ones at the top of the list
It'll be in alphabetical order
What is their list of the people involved?
Yeah, so the list is going to be connecting whatever, not just celebrities but whatever other people are a part of the illegal activities that he was doing
What is taking so long just to get any other name?
I mean it's got to be on the lock and key though, it's that big of a deal
They've got to make sure they've got everything rolled before anything starts flipping out
Because again you think if a name accidentally got leaked and there wasn't actually involved
Obviously with America it's all the lawsuits that will happen
So yeah, if Jay-Z does get name dropped on this Did His List, again he's got that much wealth
He's just fucking throwing it all out and all the lawyers and that and then he'd make even more money again there
Unless he was convicted guilty as well
It is strange though, you'd expect it to go through a bit quicker with how serious everything is
But I suppose it literally is just down to the got to make sure what they've got is correct
That's alright, it was everything and then obviously because all this presidential race is coming up, I didn't hear enough about it
I'm just interested to know who's on the list
Well I know Baby Oil, Johnson's Baby Oil, they're a bit fussy because they've lost out on millions of pounds or dollars every year
I don't know who's going to be able to replace that, there's no Hugh Hefner around anymore, Mr Playboy
So I don't know who's going to be able to take that load
I don't know who's hearing but he got found out, didn't he?
Yeah he was faking it, but then again I don't know who he could fake it
No, so, because I can't remember the details in my head
He wasn't faking it, he was but he wasn't until his manager left
And he put his dad as manager who's a convicted criminal from forgery, like fraud in the past, then he stalks them foul to the point where they're not worth anything
But I can't remember being in our story of that now
I don't know
I don't want to be spreading out fake news out there
No, because it's all about the realness on this podcast, real talk, real facts
But back to another felon, he literally has lived the American dream, hasn't he?
He's obviously worth billions himself anyway
And with all that's happened to him this year, obviously with the court cases which are still ongoing, two assassination attempts
He's just absolutely busted, hasn't he?
Again I always feel like people, if this was the opposite way around and someone was calling a lefty, a liberal, whatever you want to call him, and was really throwing it down, you throw like, I want to do this, I want to do that
Because that's what they were doing, they're saying he's far-right fascist
Someone needs not to be accountable because it's free speech
But you can't start throwing those accusations around, you can't be lefties are all good and then righties are all bad
Because obviously you want to agree with everything that the right hand side does, so to speak
But you want to agree with everything the left hand side does, you know, it's just got to make sense combined
But just going back there, I always find that that was interesting because if someone keeps saying someone something and then he gets a choice to get assassinated twice
Because everyone keeps saying he's something, he's fascist, he's far-right
I always thought that was a bit unnecessary
It definitely is, but the videos are out there of him saying how he loves black people and this and that, he loves the guys and whatever
I don't know why they think that because under Trump before, everyone was working
Yeah, everything was up, all the employment rates, taxes were down
For everyone all like, all ethnicities
Yeah, it was across the board and then once Biden took over, he showed the stats next to each other
So Trumps were all green ticks and everything was all red crosses under the Biden fucking power
I even saw one American news presenter absolutely shouting his head off saying how, because Kamala is female, not white
And then because she's fucking on the right, that's why the Americans were scared to vote for her
And he was adamant, what he was saying is nothing to do with policies or anything, just the Americans aren't ready for this female to be in charge
She hasn't got enough backing of the people
And again I saw there was a map of all the states and let's just say there's 12 states where you don't need your ID to vote
And every one of those ones were in favour of Kamala apparently
And so obviously they're trying to say how the voting was rigged with that
I did see a couple of videos where they're pressing the screen
Oh yeah, anyone clicking all, yeah
Yeah, so the pressing button and it wasn't selecting it, but then if you pressed any other one up, then it would hold always
But then you try and click it again and it wasn't working
So what would you do in that situation?
You'd have to call someone or ask them to do a pipe vote
Go somewhere else and do a pipe vote
What's going on?
Well what I found interesting during the voting stage was different people were saying different results
So you'd go on one news channel and they were saying like Fox is saying it's so much to Trump, so much to Kamala
And then you'd go to like, say here at BBC we're saying off there, they were giving us a think of
So like different news were saying different, that people were winning and losing, did you see any of that?
Yeah, I think it's harder with the American system though because each state had different percentages of votes as well
Yeah, so you'd go on one on TikTok, so we'd have CNN and then they would have like, it was whatever it was to this person, whatever it was to that person
And you'd scroll and it'd be like Fox News and they were saying it's more towards this one
And it's all complete opposites and you'd see people saying Kamala's won, she's already won, then you scrolled
There was a lot of people jumping, I got it
Yeah, it was quite entertaining with a lot of this fake news and that that we've been seeing
But I love it though, I am jealous of how passionate they are for it as well, not that I'd be screaming, shouting and crying
Because I didn't get my way, but you know you've just got the crowds there and they're all cheering
And you didn't get none of that with us, it was just as soon as it happened we thought well we're fucked anyway
And it was just a big mass depression almost immediately, whereas you see it's literally night and day, you have how happy a lot of the people are
But that is the American way isn't it? And hopefully he will spread the joy, spread the wealth
I would love to see, even if it's from everyone saying how bad it's going to make everything, I'd like them to see their reaction in four years time
Those people won't admit to me that
No, no, because I've seen, it wasn't Jimmy Fallon, he was another new show host in America
And he was saying that people who voted wrong, basically half the majority voted wrong, obviously because they voted for Trump
And he was crying over Ukraine and just crying over like, why is he crying over Ukraine? It was getting emotional, I didn't get it
Look, give him a chance, you can't tell anyone that voted wrong, you've got to give him the chance now to prove you wrong or right
Yeah, I think with all that, I can't think of it, I know I did say the clip
It's not Jimmy Fallon, is it Jimmy something? Is it the other Jimmy one? I can't remember
There's a few of them that opened up the thing saying all this stuff
Yeah, I think a lot of it was crap adult tears to be fair, trying to just get a bit more favour towards themselves
Yeah, the list of nine cast on the list
Well, Trump's not going to be on it anyway, what is it? We don't know
To be fair, they probably would try and doctorate to put him on to get him out of power
No, he's going to save the world
It's going to be an interesting, well, over the next few weeks when we start seeing what he's actually doing
Because when does he come in power? Is it January the 6th? Is that when he actually goes into the White House? Is it January?
I think so
I think January, I always remember it being when you see him on TV, it's cold, he looks fucking freezing
I'm sure it's January 6th, I might be wrong
Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was the turn of the year basically
But the Americans would know all that, wouldn't they?
America
I've seen some funny stuff that on TikTok, of like, you know, just with Camilla side by side with Donald Trump
And she says something like, uh, uh, and he was like, if you're woke, you're a loser
I've been seeing that one
I've not seen that one
Yeah, I've seen some really funny stuff
The fact that she hid for half the day as well
Oh, she didn't come out when she found out she was losing or something as well
Yeah, there was literally people there waiting for a speech and she just wouldn't come out
So I thought that was quite naughty of her
Oh, January 20th, mate
I always find that weird, the way the Americans do the day
20th of January, not January 20th
Yeah
Obviously we would say it, 20th of January
Because we've said, day, month, year, it's a clock, left, middle, right
It's a weird format if I have any of that on it
Well, I mean, Americans do have a few things, not backwards, but just strange the way a lot of it is
I saw a video the other week
It was Americans not knowing the joy of a bacon sandwich
Now, I know you're not the best one to talk to about this
You're not the best bacon fan
We do not have a loco sossi sandwich, I know as well
No, loco
Sossi and egg sandwich
Yeah, they don't know about it
It's just, a simple bacon sandwich, it's just beautiful
Thick bread, butter, bit of brown sauce, red sauce is for girls
They don't even have brown sauce, do they?
No
They don't even have brown sauce
It's steak sauce, but they don't know that it's brown sauce
I like watching some of them videos, when it's the Americans and they're trying the English things, I could be scared of that
You all love the Turkish chocolate orange, I've seen on them
Yeah, and then kettles, because they don't have kettles
So when they try and make a cup of tea, they'll literally pour cold water into a cup
And put it in a microwave
Oh God
I know again you're not a tea drinker, so you don't really understand
Well, you're not as offended about it as what most British people will be
And I know it's still achieving the same thing, because the water is still going from cold to hot
But it's just not right
Yeah, I get this stuff, because a beer on draft is different from a bottled beer, even though it's the same product
It just tastes better
Definitely
But yeah, it's just good
For a change we've had some good news in a week
And yeah, it's going to look good
I'm looking forward to how things are going to be now
We are going to get onto the correspondence in a moment
But just on my notes, because sometimes I do have notes
We do all the prep on these podcasts
It's just reminded me of something that happened the other week
Obviously, I've got the dog walking all the time
I'm quite fortunate because there is a lot of bins around
So when I can pick up, I'm not can, when I do pick up the dog mess
I've got a good selection to put it into
But this one bin, it's next to a patch of grass
And a lot of people like to just put excess rubbish there
So it's not really flow-tipping
They're just putting excess bin bags that they've got enough room in
In their normal garden-wise bins
Putting it next to it
Cheeky boys
Just fucking lazy fuckers
And to be fair, it's because a lot of people don't recycle properly
I know I've said it before, I've got two bins in my kitchen
And the recycling, that is full all the time
Because I'll go through everything properly
You know, you've got to look after this planet
What would Trump do?
That's what we've got to think about, I know
So there was a purple delivery bag
Like a sheen bag or something
That was next to this bin
And obviously you could see in the dark
It was that bronze over purple
But for a couple of days walking past it
And the dog would start sniffing and piss on it each time
And then there was the one that
As I've done this lap around again
This was on the afternoon after work
I'd come round a corner
There was this old man who had come from Asda
Walking in front of me
And he's obviously seen this bag
Start, looked at it
Obviously thought, I quite love this bag
He's picked it up
Rubbed it on his jacket, on his fleece
Because to him it's just a little bit wet
Because it was raining or something
He stands there, folds it up
And put it into his pocket
And I just didn't have the heart to say
The dog's pissed on that in the last three days
And what you just walked all over yourself
His dog piss
Look, he wasn't picking it up to help with a littering situation
He was picking it up because he wanted to use that bag for something
So all I could imagine is that he's took it home
He's put his vegetables in his purple bag or something
I was absolutely fucking laughing
Once I got round a corner again
He wasn't in his shot
I had to let out the laughter
Absolutely fucking disgusted
As I just purely picked it up, looked at it
And then just wogged it onto his jumper
And then folded it up
So it's not just on his jumper
It's on his hands as well
Then in his pocket
Oh God, poor bastard
Oh no
So from one old poor bastard to another poor bastard
We'll start off with James
I knew he was coming
I knew he was coming for something
I know from the build up to Segway
And because the dude all right, innit?
Well, the first comments from a couple of weeks ago
He just says, goody juice sack the bald man
He was doing bits for United
Obviously he's on about the sacking of Eric Tenhag
No need to call him bald
That's really disrespectful that is
Most likely not his choice that he had a skinhead
So you should think better
Be better James
What would Trump do?
No one would say that
Trump would fucking buy him a wig
Yeah, go to Turkey
Take him to Turkey
Give him some fake tan and that as well
Fucking, you know, how would you feel if you went bald James?
And then his second message was
Was he that upset about it?
That you couldn't get the part recorded
He loves it
That ruined his week
It ruined his week
He did that fucking part
After we found out we did release the part
He couldn't wait to send that on the one day of warning
He was, he was sitting there
He was like, I've got to say something
So apologies we didn't get one out to you James
Hopefully this is made up for it
I mean yeah, Liverpool are doing alright aren't they?
Well, credit where credit's due
We said, we sat here, me and you
And we said they're not going to be that good
And they're doing alright
Well they're doing more than alright
Yeah, they're doing alright
But they're still not doing the best though
Well, top of the Champions League and top of the Premier League
That Champions League was mad though
Because obviously Villa lost the other notes
I just see the Tora, I mean, he's been great
He touched the books, I don't understand why he's done that
He was just confused, isn't he?
But again, it shows the difference with the refs
Because if that was in the Premier League
Most local would have let it go
But it happened last season for Arsenal, Samsonariah
And each column was like, go, well, let it go
Just put it back, yeah
Whereas the European refs that don't stand for it do that
It's like, no, that's a handball
Bucking penalty
Do you like the new system?
I feel like it's got to take a lot of getting used to
But we have been getting some good games
Yeah, like round, we'd lost to AC Milan
Sporting against Man City, that was a good game as well
You're getting games, when teams normally have a little bowled up
To European games where they can have a weekend off
I always remember, why was that team called Sheriff something?
Do you remember that team?
Yeah, I remember
So I'm in round one just first, you know
I'm like, well, they've won two games
And I think, you know, they can play like the second string
So I feel it's took away
That's what it's good for
Because it is more competitive, not all of them obviously
But when AC Milan and Ramadj are playing, fourth round in
I like it a lot, it'll take a while
I do miss the old format, I love the old format
Four teams, you're playing home and away
I am going to love this one a lot
Just because you are getting the better matches
Yeah, I think after this one and maybe next season as well
Some of the kinks are beyond that
And it could be a good system for it, I reckon
Yeah, but they're doing well
They've wrote the look on a few games
Obviously coming back with late winners a lot of the time
We're on about Liverpool now
Liverpool still now, yeah
But yeah, it's just easing up for them at the moment
Who would have expected Forrest to be sitting in third as well?
Yeah
I feel like I say every season, but this one's been more entertaining as well
And then it's the first time
I think it's because Man City end doing that well
Yeah
So it's not as boring
Well that's what I was going to say now
It's the first time since 2018, since Man City have lost three games in a row
About that time, yeah
Yeah, lost two
I've been a Man New supporter, haven't I?
I was fucking three months ago and he did that
Well, three weeks ago
All it was saying though is credit where credit's due
We sat here and we didn't write them
I wrote Chelsea, which is still doing border work
But we sat here and we were like, they're going to do shit
And they're not doing shit
They're doing a lot
So I've just
But it all depends on where the games have been at
It's where you finish, yeah
I still recommend City or Pookie win the league
Because you just know that they can just literally go on the rest of the season and win every game
It wouldn't be a surprise for them
But it does get you thinking
Is it because the lads know that Pett is going at the end of the season?
So they're a bit nervous maybe
I just think like when you have an injury it's absurd and bad
So then another one gets injured
It's hard in extra-final like games
But they haven't got an injury crisis though have they?
No, no
Three injuries
Fucking how big their squad is
Ridiculous
I could go on and on about how many injuries fucking you know how it applies I got
Which it's annoying because a few of them starting to come back now
The next manager's coming in
Hammer him
Hopefully he comes in and does a role
I'm not fucking going to do like what most of these other United fans have started off doing already
Oh he's back at Man City in the Champions League
He's going to come here and he's going to fucking win us the league and blah blah
But we've still got players that are just happy to down-tour us for people
So yeah I'll wait to see what he can do
Hopefully he can just start getting the better out of some of the players again
We'll see, time will tell with that
Now moving away from football because we're not a footballing podcast
We're just first talk politics, football
And now on to alcohol essentially
What was I going to say? Shagging? So politics, football, shagging
Then the next one was going to be beers
Now I think we'll talk about boo, slash-hole, wiping asses and that, or then we do alcohol
That's true
But yeah, beers anyway
We've got a message from Alan and then he said, right lads, just at Heathrow
About to go on holiday, point in hand at 11am
This is the life
So got me wondering what your favourite points are
So airport, beach, etc
Sorry what was that?
What's your favourite point?
So not what actual lager, but it's the scenario
So he's at the airport having a pre-holiday beer
So he's at the airport or at the beach or whatever
What's your favourite one?
I really like, I must admit, why you aren't on a date, having a beer
And no, he'd have to be a Grinch camper
So I can just imagine that being really nice actually
I've never had a cruise camper
On holiday?
Yeah
Wow
Now we're going down now
But also like the last week where it's just in a quiet, you know when the pub's not too bright, dark
It's just got that perfect loiling
Yeah
And it's just a cosy one
I like going down then as well
I had a couple of them last night as well to be fair
£6 a point though, in the one pub in fucking Liverpool
Because I was working in Liverpool this week
Well that's how much there was a weekend, by last weekend
£6 a week
But it's not a premium lager though is it?
I don't know mate, I mean I think that's just what it is now unless it's Carly
That's the price it is for
Shocking to be fair
But yeah
I think holiday wars, they'll always love a Nox holiday beer
Oh
I'd say my favourite one is when it's been a lot, especially if it's been a hard crap week
Put on a friday or a saturday when you've finished crafts
And you just get that first one
Oh, always goes down the tree
That first one
Yeah, doesn't think you can touch the sides
It is when you need a drink
Yeah
I'd say, oh when you need a drink, that's when it goes down
That's when I just need it
Oh yeah
And I've needed it, well, you know
As we spoke about off the pub
I need a drink, literally mate
So yeah, I had a few beers last week
And I must have, as I said, my aim was to have had about six a month
And oh
Could have done it again today, I might to be honest
Nah, I've drank enough this week, I'll probably have some tomorrow
But I'm not having one today
Well, I'll tell you what's nice as well
Obviously, after a game of football, when the weather's decent
Yeah
I had the, we went to Tamworth
Had a game in the summertime pre-season
A jar of Asahi
I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing that right, because I've heard different people call it different things
But my dad went down on about three of them
And I was whining for the lads, because I said I wasn't driving
I was whining for someone just to go, just have some more
But you can always just have more
Now, except the driver, because the driver then he's so
No, you can still
Nah, it's on the same
You don't have to stay in the range, you can go, oh that's gone down the train
No, because what I'm saying is, I don't want to grab another one
If the guy that was driving wants to drive back
Yeah, but you know, you just say, I want to have a couple, do you mind?
Yeah, well that's what we said, we'd have a few, and obviously we had three
Obviously, you don't want to have too many in drive, I suppose
That was why he wasn't drinking alcohol, he was on the zero percentage
Yeah
No drinking in drive, I mean that's another thing that's real
Hopefully he's just about at the films and TV programmes portrayed
But Americans always drink driving
Yeah, look, why would they just drive to the bar knowing they're going to get absolutely smashed?
Yeah, and then they'll drive back
I just don't get it
It is weird though, because if you're steaming, you come out and you're a fucking pickup truck there because we're in America
Yeah
You're fucking likely, it's the same scenario if you have a gun, Eddie, you're going to shoot someone
Yeah, they never seem to
I've got both
Yeah
It's mad
Apparently, Americans have shit beer on draft
I was watching, oh what's his name now?
He has this skinhead
Oh fuck, he's going to come to me after the podcast
Literally
He won the award in the week for best travel vlogs
Mashed tag, mashed tag, Brady
Do you know who he is?
Oh, really not going to
No, no, he's like a Tik Tok, but he does like travel blogs and he went to America
And he was saying like how they're beer shooting America, like on draft
I don't know what he was drinking
Probably Budweiser or Kors
No, so, well he could have been a Kors actually
But I have the other one, is he called Moit? M-I-T
Yeah, I had some of them
I don't know how you pronounce it
Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce it, but I had some
At the Country Note the other week
Okay
He was a warm can for starters
And yeah, he was dead
It was fucking, I'd say as bad as a Foster's
He was saying that like you can't get a nice decent point in America compared to like, yeah
I suppose you are, I don't know, maybe just maybe
You do go to different pubs, there is a fucking different selection
You go to different pubs because they have different beers, because they have many
So, yeah, I just thought that was interesting
I suppose it's, because it's only the last few years really where pubs have started to branch out and get these different beers
And a lot of different ales and craft beers and stuff
What was yours literally was just the same ones, wasn't it?
You'd go in, beat a Carly and a Foster's
A Heineken, Guinness, Strongbow, Smiths
I think that was pretty much, that would be all that would be on the top
I don't know, a couple of bitters maybe
That's all right, I was just going to say, you are right on it because obviously it leaves a bit more selection
But I was just going to go back to the question
I do like a few Desperados before I jump on a pint
I think because the nice heavy, the smaller bylaws
Yeah
And then I like having two or three and then having a coffee before I go on to playing it
I suppose because Desperado, they give you that holiday feel anyway
Because you've got a little wedge of lime and you start getting a bit fruity then
You start off wearing jeans and a jumper, like confis, like tracksuit
Then by the time you finish you've got your swimming trunks on, sandals, boot
Yeah, heckers out
Thanks for your question
Yeah, hopefully you had a good holiday as well, mate
So question from Rowling, if you two were thieves but only stole items to inconvenience your victim, what would you steal?
Oh, that's a good one
I would steal the plug from the bath
Because then, if I knew they loved the bath, then yeah, plug from the bath
That's a good one actually, yeah, that's a good one
I was not so surprised about the remote
Because it's an inconvenience, especially when you have the TVs built into the cinema walls now
Yeah, because most of them, you used to have the buttons on the sides, but most of them don't
I think some of them are underneath now, it's just an after
But not all of them, like the flat ones, like really
I've definitely got no buttons on my TV
So maybe remote as well, because that would be fucking
Remote or the batteries?
No, the remote, because that way you can walk to shopping at batteries
Can you imagine, you'd have to go order off online and wait for it to come as well now
But I do like the plug one, that's a good one actually
Yeah, plug, that would be the funny one for me
Now, everyone likes it
Sorry, all the light bulbs are like, you can't have stuff to go over in the dark
No, because you've got a torch on your phone, so it's not that hard
We'll go with the plug, that was a good one actually
But then your remote's still good as well though
But then if you've got multiple TVs, you'd have to still order remotes
Because if you've got a Samsung in the living room, then up in the bedroom or a fire stick, the remote does the same thing
So you'd have to still order them
So again, if I was stealing the back plug, it would be from every bath we've got in the house
And the sinks as well, just in case, it could be universal
I've got to have a shower, smelly bastards
So we've got a bit of a long one here, that's what she said
We've got a ghost story that this was from the other week
I think they were pre-empty for a Halloween special, which we would have loved to have done
But just couldn't, unfortunately
So I've done it again, I have to put the name, apologies
They said, hey guys, I had a couple of experience that I'm unable to explain
I'll start with the first incident when I was around 11 years old and my brother was 14
We lived in a new build home in Wales, very normal looking and definitely didn't feel or look haunted
We found a couple of strange things in the back garden when we were younger, such as old bottles and a pair of broken sunglasses
Not sure if it's related or not, but thought I'd mention it
One of the first strange things that happened was when my mum called us downstairs
As for some reason there was a glass full of milk on the kitchen table that was full to the brim
Like it was so full, if you moved it, it would spill
My brother and I had no idea, as neither of us did it
We went to the living room for something and when we came back the glass of milk was empty
Weird, but didn't think much of it
A couple of weeks after this, me and my brother were playing the Sims game on the computer
Old classic there
It was only the two of us in the house, my mother was working late
We were creating a new sim when all of a sudden something came between me and my brother's ears and said stop it
It was the creepiest thing I've ever heard in my life and still to this day I can hear it
It was really unnatural, I could almost feel the breath and it freaked us both out
We both turned and looked at each other and said did you hear that?
We both jumped out of our seats and ran into the other room
Called our mother and told her and she just chalked it up as our imagination
But whatever happened to us was real and definitely happened
I've done a bit of research on it and found out that ghosts do sometimes whisper stuff in your ears
Fast forward to a few years later, nothing paranormal after the milk and whispering
Ghost girl thing, so it was a girl's voice that said stop it then
But then there was one night when I was in bed, I had the TV on
And the street lights outside would make the screen reflect stuff
So I could see things in my hallway etc
It was around 3am in the morning when I randomly woke up and saw what looked like a woman in a white gown
I walked into the bathroom and shut the door behind them, freaked me right out
I said to myself it's probably my brother as he had a white dressing gown
I decided to get up and have a look
I knocked on the door expecting my brother to reply but there was no answer
So I opened the door and there was nobody in there
Scared the shit out of me, ran back to bed, pulled the sheets over my head and ended up falling asleep
Told my mother and brother about it but they both just said I must have been dreaming
Other than those incidents, nothing else really happened until now
So recently, so she's 28, had completely forgotten about the ghost girl voice until her brother brought it up a couple of weeks ago
Once I started to remember it, some strange shit started happening
Now this only happens when I'm in work, it's never happened at home or anywhere else
But basically I was sitting in the work canteen having my lunch
And in the corner of my eye I saw what looked like a man in an orange hoodie with his hood up, blue jeans
When I turned to look, he disappeared, it doesn't happen every day but it happens a lot
Always the same, orange hoodie and blue jeans
Now where I work is right next to the Cardiff Central train station
I'm not sure if that's linked at all, maybe a death on the railway or something
But I'm still seeing the orange hoodie man to this day and I just want to know what you think
Judging from other ghost shows, it seems like she's in tune with her spiritual side, medium-esque
You know what I mean? Just go up on tap potential there, maybe as you're getting older you'll tap into it a bit more
Potentially, if you believe that stuff, some people don't, some people do, I don't know how I feel about it
But I do find it interesting that both of them heard the stoppy
Sometimes you go, you said something then and then not, nah nah
So the fact that both of them heard it
So I hear things quite a lot to be fair, but I feel like because I'm slightly deaf in my right ear
What was that?
Sometimes my brain can just play a trick on me as if to say, oh someone said something then
When no one actually did
But yeah, I think, like what we give the other person a bit of a voice of, just be careful, make sure you're staying safe
If you see the orange hooded person
Because the lads on the rail do wear those orange holly jumper holly things
Reflective hollies
Yeah, say if you see them, try and get someone else's attention that you're working with
I try to speak to the person
Because that's what I, like, if it's not in my own house and I see a ghost, say we go to a ghost thing
And I see someone, I'm going, oi, what are you doing?
Step back you bastard, I'll break your legs
Just to see if anything happens, if it's in my own house, different story, I'm saying shit, like four
No, if you give me a camera as well, I'll fucking run to get some money for that bad boy, or a ghost
Just want to ask you a few questions, how did you do it?
Yeah, my nippie did it as well, walk through that wall
Was it retarded?
Simple Jack
Hopefully you can get to the bottom of it
I wouldn't know if there's anything related to it, like he says, because of the train station or anything maybe
You'd be better suited to be able to find any information, you know, just doing a local Google search
Because you might be able to find a picture of said person in the orange hoodie
See if it looks familiar
But if you can get someone else to see them as well, or just ask the people you're working with
You keep seeing a person in the orange hoodie and blue jeans fucking staring at us and that
Because someone else might be having that experience as well
If not, watch Sixth Sense, was it Sixth Sense?
I see that people
Maybe you can get some tips off of Bruce Willis, even though he was dead all along, spoilers
Sorry, it does seem like if that is the case, you are some kind of in tubes, you spread it to the side
Yeah, so you get professional help because there is other mediums, sidekicks out there, Derek Okora isn't with us anymore
Yeah, he died a few years ago didn't he?
Tragic
Yeah, I love how he got outed as a fake though
With the Jamaica tree
Yeah, just reach out to forums, chat rooms or something, people on Reddit maybe
That you are able to ask those questions to
Get some tips on how to control your powers
And if you can start moving things with your mind afterwards, then definitely take a video and let us know
Now we've got to get on to the confessions
Actually he's been dying
I tried not to read him beforehand so it's more organic
Well, let's give it a go then Rich
Alright, banger
Confession 1
I work with this guy, he's super funny and quite handsome
I feel like we are pretty good friends but I am also very sexual attracted to him
And he gives off the vibe that he feels the same way
The golden Rolies don't dip the pen in company ink but I want to make him not
Jamie
Barbarash
What are your opinions on this confession?
Well, I feel as though you do need to control yourself a little bit
Sometimes the urges can be a bit strong
But as long as it's not done in the workplace
Go out and have a couple of drinks first
See if the connection is there outside of the office
And then you can let him not
I would also just say
He gives off the vibe that he feels the same way
Just make sure he does feel the same way before you make him not
Get consent
That's what I'm saying
So yeah, I mean
Just have a conversation
Go over, say, I'll tell you, if you want to go have a drink
If you want me to make you not
So I don't think it's much of a sin
It could blossom into something beautiful
No sins have been made
No
That was a confession though, thanks for it
Thank you, right, confession sir
I was out with some friends celebrating a birthday
We were at a bar that has some dancing, some sploves, some steam
I'm not used to being the one getting hit on
All out with my friends
But there was a guy giving me a lot of attention
After a while the drinks got the better of me
I figured it would be a great idea to let him dance Roy on me
He started feeling me up while we danced
And when he suggested we step away I went along with it
No super steamy story
He took me to his car and I started off by blowing him
And he fingered me
Joring and I rolled him
So no super steamy story
He took me to his car and I started off by blowing him
And he fingered me joring
Then I rolled him in the back seat of the car until he finished in me
I felt gaudy afterwards on the way home
But literally none of my friends know this
So hopefully what he doesn't know won't hurt him
I mean it is a little bit steamy
But far vagina
This definitely is a scene
Which one?
Well she's jaded for starters
She's like husband at the end there
So she said I felt guilty afterwards on the way home
But literally none of my friends know this
So hopefully what he doesn't know won't hurt him
So I don't know if she has or if she hasn't
Or she was just out with a friend, my old friend
Or...
No, so she's out with friends
And yeah part of the science bit at the end
She's got a partner at home
And yeah she's let another man not inside of her
So hopefully what he doesn't know won't hurt him
Maybe like that stuff though
Maybe he'd get off on that, the cook
Yeah, but if he does
Then she doesn't know about it or was he a part of the picture
Looking for a new car window
The thing that got me, there was no super steamy story
And then afterwards was a super steamy story
It wasn't super steamy
There was a little bit of hot mist coming out of it
You meet someone, you suck them off, they're fingering you out
You roid them and then you go home
It mustn't have been a long situation as well
Since none of her friends noticed that she disappeared
That's true actually, yeah
Or sometimes you all can't be one as well
No, he got his
That's what literally
But the sirens of it as well, she got hers as well
She's obviously enjoyed it
But yeah she's just been a naughty girl
It's a naughty girl
So I'm going to say you've got to have 22 Hail Marys
And you can't un-blow him, un-fingered
You're going to have to donate to a charity of people
That can't give blow jobs and can't get fingered
I don't know what charity that would be
Just do some charity work
Go feed the homeless, don't blow any of them
Or let them finger you
Then you might be forgiven for your sins then
Thank you for your confessions both of you
And then after that now then, we shall leave you there
We've rocked up an hour
We'll put the world to its rights
And we shall leave you there until next time
We should be having an episode next week
But I do go on holidays
If it does get missed, we will apologise
We are going to try and still get one out
Why are we doing a heads up?
This month might be a bit hit or miss
And obviously birthdays as well
Or a little Kobe's one
How quick is that going as well?
So just bear with us this month
If there is anything missed we will make sure we make it up to you all
All you lovely listeners and James
And yeah we will try and see you next week
So we'll see you later, Peace