1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 10 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Ash and JD, you might as well give up on the gaming for the rest of the year now 11 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Try again in 2024 12 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000 He's not wrong, I've actually unplugged my Switch now 13 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Ready for the Christmas trip? 14 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Well, yeah and no, just because I weren't using it, but for that fact I'm now full back, I'm not gonna do for the rest of the year 15 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 So I am in fact probably giving up this year 16 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Yeah, I think you're definitely gonna have to 17 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I've still been playing a little bit myself to be fair 18 00:01:49,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Just started on Dragon Quest XI, which all them games, the Dragon Quest ones are all the same basically, so it's okay 19 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Have you seen the Dragon Ball Sparkling though? 20 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Oh the game, yeah sorry, sorry I was getting confused because obviously there's the new anime, we just haven't watched any of that yet 21 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:23,000 But Sparkling, when that came out the other week, that was all that was on my feed about this, literally everyone just raging about it 22 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Done well in sales 23 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Well you can imagine so really, it's just so big worldwide Dragon Ball franchise 24 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I liked the Dragon Ball Kakarot, where it was kind of open world, so you could fly and then you do missions 25 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:45,000 A bit like, I don't want to talk about it, but open world sort of speak, you weren't really in here 26 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 These ones look good, because I do like what if scenarios 27 00:02:49,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah, because it pretty much was the what if Marvel show wasn't it, where it literally is what happened 28 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 So it was like what if Vegeta turned super saiyan and all that stuff like that 29 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I think the one is if Goku turned super saiyan before Frieza, I think it's when he spotted Vegeta 30 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Spoilers for anyone that hasn't played it, we haven't played it either 31 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 It's just what we've seen 32 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I did see, I don't know if it's real or not, an apparent leak from GTA 6 that's been in production for like 20 years now 33 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I feel like there's a leak all the time with this guy 34 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Well this was allegedly gameplay, because at first, because I didn't read the caption, I thought someone had recorded something 35 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 With some stupid fucking filter on the camera 36 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:50,000 It's that realistic that it looked just as if there's some strange filter on the camera 37 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Because these computer games are going to cost over £100 38 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I've not seen processes but I can't say I'm surprised 39 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:02,000 It's a normal game with a minimum of what, £60, £70 just for the standard game shop 40 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:10,000 So they reckon this one's going to be at least £100 just for the game just because it lasted about 6, 7, about how long number 5 lasted 41 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Almost 10 years I think 42 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 People still play it don't they 43 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Yeah, is that for PS5? I'm sure there's no new gen coming out soon these days 44 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:30,000 I don't even know if it's actually released yet but the PS5 Pro has either just come out or about to come out 45 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:38,000 So they're not going to release an updated version of the current console if within 12 months there's going to be a next one out 46 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Or the only one that I know of is the Nintendo Switch 2, which again I don't even know when that's meant to be coming out 47 00:04:46,000 --> 00:05:01,000 So obviously we've got the Pokemon Legends of Zed next year and then I think the year after the Switch 2 comes out 48 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Everything's money money 49 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Because I didn't realise how long the Switch had been out for until I saw it the other day 50 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I mean I didn't buy it straight away but I got that for a good enough price 51 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I think it was £200, there's the little bundle when I did buy it 52 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Yeah the price of some of these consoles 53 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 But then again they always have been expensive haven't they 54 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:31,000 When you look back and you think yeah that was cheap, like £150 for a PS1 55 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 But back then that was like a month's worth of wages for someone 56 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:39,000 With the PS1 you get cheap games though, cheap you play a stage, turning upside down 57 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 You know 58 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Yeah 59 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Fuck 60 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:50,000 There was a, I'm guessing it was more than one game but there was one that I had, I think it was Ridge Racer or Rage Racer 61 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:57,000 That once the race had loaded you could pausie, take the CD out and put in a music CD 62 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:02,000 So you could listen to Nickelback or whatever while you're driving, not doing the actual race 63 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Because the race had already loaded up 64 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Yeah 65 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Yeah it used to be fucking great that thing 66 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Obviously everyone who had the PS1 chipped had a chipped guy 67 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000 And he used to like every now and again when he used to buy a game 68 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 He used to bring the new list of games that you could buy 69 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Yeah 70 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Off the top of my head I think it was £5 or £3 for a 10 after the games were 71 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 It was £5 for one game, £3 for a 10, I might be wrong 72 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:32,000 I think it was that at first and then towards the end you could get a lot of free for a £5 back 73 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Yeah I think as, yeah yeah 74 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:41,000 So I remember when he first chipped it, I think someone had my dad's work, I said he'd tell my dad about it 75 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 When he got it chipped, then yeah 76 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:49,000 It was just so fucking, when we used to go to the market, we used to rob the games 77 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,000 I remember then you could buy two games for a fiver 78 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:58,000 And we used to get the extra disc and put it in between the one we were buying so we had like three games 79 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 That was mind you get on, because all you had to play was never used to fucking work 80 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Oh, the game would just crash 81 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 The fucking struggles are back in the day 82 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I remember getting my first PS1, which was already chipped because it was fucking second hand 83 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Do you remember the first game you bought? 84 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I feel like it was Sporo, was the first game that I had to beat 85 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Sporo was a good game, it was cool boarders 86 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Do you remember SSX Tricky for the PS2? 87 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah, considering I don't like snowboarding and skateboarding, banging out them games, Tony Hawk and all that 88 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Yeah, they were great 89 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah, I remember, because it was only a couple of weeks after my mum had kicked dad out of the house 90 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:52,000 And he's turned up with this PS1 with a couple of games in a black bag 91 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:59,000 So no doubt it's been nicked and then it somehow ended up in my dad's hands with the games as well 92 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 And yeah, already pre-chipped, so ready to go 93 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I'm fucking loving it as well 94 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:12,000 But back then we only had the one TV in the house, so it was limited screen time really 95 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:19,000 And then as I got a little bit older, with my mum, with NexFella after that, he just played the PlayStation all the time 96 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:24,000 He was a weird guy, I mean you know all my mum anyway, so he's weird for other reasons that you know 97 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:31,000 He'd sit there all night playing Formula 1 and he'd do the full 72 laps on that 98 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 And I'm like, hey, what are you doing? 99 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,000 And Gran Turismo, we'd do fucking full sections on it 100 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Ones where in real life you have four drivers to swap over and he's doing it non-stop on his own 101 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 And I'm like, can I have my PlayStation back now? 102 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Can I play something of my games? 103 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Fucking, he was a dickhead, he was 104 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I don't know how people do that 105 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Well I know a lot of people do it, but I couldn't do it 106 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Even for a game? 107 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 For hours and hours non-stop 108 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I know we used to do some long hours back in the day, but doing like a 16 hour gaming session 109 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 And then literally just going to sleep and back up and back on it again 110 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I think the way people have set up now, it's not like, I know me and you, you put the TV on 111 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,000 People have it in terms of like they've got a gaming room 112 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 You know what I'm saying, a lot of people have that now 113 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:35,000 So if you had that, I feel like you would do more because there's nothing else to distract you besides the gaming 114 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yeah, I suppose 115 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:47,000 But I think if you're into games like Call of Duty, which were not Halo, those kind of like third person shooters and that 116 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 I'm into those kind of games 117 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 There's just more of them out there 118 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,000 And FIFA, fucking EA, 25, I'd have fucking money some of those 119 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:04,000 We ain't got enough time to play them to be good enough to play them online 120 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:13,000 When PC gaming was on the start up, especially with the online gaming as well 121 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I did used to play it on the real tournament, which was again, log, card and that, but it was Aliens essentially 122 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,000 And it used to be alright because everyone was all on the same level basically 123 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 No one would play that much that they were fucking top tier 124 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:36,000 So you could just go on it for an hour and just terrorise people and then just have a laugh and be like yeah fuck you 125 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 I think that's the thing, there's no fun in it 126 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:46,000 You come across someone on FIFA with the ultimate team or the smash your free nil, the new rage quit 127 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Or you beat them 2-0 with your shit team in the rage quit at halftime 128 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:55,000 That was the main reason why I ended up stopping playing online games because of that 129 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:00,000 I haven't got enough time and just patience to fucking put up with that shit 130 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Because it is pointless, especially when, because with FIFA I used to get it a lot where they'd make a new account or something 131 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:11,000 So they could go onto a lower tier and then just embarrass everyone 132 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,000 So no, you're obviously not meant to be sleek, stop being a cunt 133 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Yeah, I ain't got the patience for it 134 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:28,000 One console that is about to come out, I don't know the date but the N64, this little regen little bastard 135 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 It looks absolutely beautiful 136 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,000 I haven't seen in terms of what's it going to look like, I've just read an article on it 137 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Yeah, so it's got the same body of the original N64 basically 138 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:48,000 But it's just trimmed down, all just nice and smooth, it doesn't look like it just pulls apart in separate pieces 139 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:55,000 You've still got the ports for the joycons in the front as well so you can have the old wired remote joycons in 140 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:05,000 And then you can still, so I think you've got like either so many built in or you can put like an SSD in with loads of games in 141 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 But then you can still get your old cartridges and whack it in 142 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:14,000 And the console itself re-does the graphics so it comes up better on the screen 143 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:19,000 So you're not going off a 64 bit, you're going up to a newer standard 144 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:27,000 Obviously it's not going to be Mario Kart 64 in 4K, but it's going to boost them up 145 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,000 So I'm more of the one that I end up do treating myself to to be fair 146 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 There was a lot of N64 games I used to love 147 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Honestly I can't remember any N64 games, I remember some Gamecube games 148 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000 But the Sonic games we got on the Gamecube 149 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Sonic games on the Gamecube? 150 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Yeah, I can't remember the names 151 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 To be fair, I've never had a Gamecube, I've got one on the Ovo 152 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 I haven't heard of this 153 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Yeah, yeah 154 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,000 It's only from probably being at yours or something, I could read it out 155 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I think I've got, well, my mum's is a Gamecube 156 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I've got one in the H, it's the Missy's, but I've never played it 157 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:10,000 In my mum's life there's definitely a PS1, PS2, PS3, Gamecube, N64 definitely, and an Xbox 158 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,000 And an Xbox 360 in the life 159 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Just no good there are they? Not that you play the games anyway 160 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Nah, plus I can't play the old graphics anymore 161 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I struggle because I was looking at some games the other day 162 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:33,000 It was old Gameboy Advance ones, because I'm seeing the actual game art and then I'm looking down at the game 163 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:39,000 So the actual case was fucking mint, and you go down, it's just fucking pixels 164 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 It's like, oh god no, I wouldn't be able to sit there 165 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Especially because I do prefer upscaling to the Switch or to the TV 166 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000 And if you're just looking at fucking blurriness, I wouldn't be able to cope with that 167 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I already need to go to the opticians again, I don't need to make it even worse, extra strain 168 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 I've lost my train of thought now 169 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Super Mario 64, always loved playing that, fucking doing his triple jump 170 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:12,000 And Banjo and Kazooie, that was the one on fucking the N64 171 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Again, just the generic shit, it's that Sparrow kind of game that you can just play and play and it's just loads of laughs 172 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:28,000 The game I used to, and I think I mentioned before, was Worms, used to make me laugh 173 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,000 They still make them as well, you can get it on your phone 174 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Some of them were fucking... because that was pre-playing online 175 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Because again, I know with the newer ones you can do it online 176 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,000 But you couldn't easily be really good at it 177 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Because a lot of it was luck, because the wind changed on every turn 178 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,000 You've got a select amount of weapons and you've got to try and hide and this and that 179 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 It's one that you could just genuinely have a laugh with 180 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 The odd person would get a bit fucking pissed off 181 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Because you had to play in the room together, you couldn't just rage quit and fuck off 182 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,000 If you were pissed off and you wanted to rage quit, you're walking out the door, not just turning the console off 183 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 So yeah, those kind of games, they were the ones 184 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I love seeing these old console mods as well 185 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:23,000 I see PS2s again with the PS1s and that as well 186 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:29,000 But essentially it's like a big memory bank that gets put into it and it's got all the games on it 187 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 There's a lot that can be done with the GameCube as well 188 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Because I say I've got one in the house, but it's not mine 189 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Hence why I haven't done it and won't do it 190 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,000 There's all different inserts to put in and that 191 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Because I didn't even know you could put your fucking E-Gaming board games in the GameCube 192 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Originally 193 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Oh, I can't remember what to talk about 194 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Basically it goes into memory card stock 195 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Oh fuck yeah yeah yeah 196 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000 So, not into memory card stock, I know it's fucking 197 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 But it looks like memory card stock, it's on the top though, beyond where you put the disk in 198 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Yeah yeah yeah yeah 199 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,000 It was, if I would have known that when I was a kid 200 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 I would have wanted the GameCube definitely there 201 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Just upskied in the old Pokemon Red onto the TV 202 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Would have been good back then, not so much now 203 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Oh that's the game, sorry, 64 Pokemon Slash 204 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Yeah, and Pokemon Colosseum 205 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Yeah 206 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Cause they did the remake, not a remake but 207 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000 They done one for the Switch didn't they, Pokemon, I can't look forward to calling it 208 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 They did do, well they did both didn't they 209 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Did a Snap and a Colosseum 210 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 I think Colosseum was just 211 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Okay 212 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 A refurbed version 213 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 But Snap was a new one 214 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Super Smash Bros, that was good for me 215 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Yeah, the original ones as well yeah 216 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Cause again, when it went onto the Switch and 217 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Playing online, it's the same again 218 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Cause at least when it was the original ones 219 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 You just put them bashed 220 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 You couldn't get a proper technique 221 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 You just smashed them all out of the controller 222 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 And you either win or lose 223 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 But yeah, not enough these days 224 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Yeah, Lee, he's not going to play any games this year 225 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I know anyway 226 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 As much as I would like to 227 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 It just, yeah 228 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I'm not going to 229 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 It's just all down to the time 230 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 None of us have got the time really 231 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 So I do try and play an hour or so 232 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 But like last Sunday 233 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Yeah, last Sunday 234 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I switched the computer on 235 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 And then after 40 minutes 236 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000 I could feel myself wanting to fall asleep 237 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Even though I'm playing the game 238 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,000 I just couldn't stay focused enough to keep myself awake 239 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Just cause a lot of the games 240 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 They've got so long cutscenes and that 241 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 And it's like 242 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 You have to watch it to continue the story 243 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 To know what's going on 244 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 I just want to fucking play the game 245 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 That's why I'm glad I finished that one 246 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 And then I've just started 247 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Dragon Quest this week 248 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Cause that is more 249 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Where you can't just walk around and just 250 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Keep fighting and get your levels up and that 251 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Look, it's not that easy 252 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 The way that the newer Pokemon games are 253 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 You just fucking get leveled up so quick 254 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 You have to put a load of time and effort in to do it 255 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 So 256 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 I'm quite enjoying it at the moment to be fair 257 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I've only played a couple of hours or so 258 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000 It's more of an old school feel to it 259 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 You say them ones are all the same 260 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 You can pick up from literally one to 261 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 I think 262 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 The one that I'm playing, Eleven, is the newest one 263 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 And yeah 264 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Apart from the graphics gradually get better 265 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 It's all the same shit 266 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 The storylines are all basically the same 267 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 It's fucking the same too, is it? 268 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 But yeah 269 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 So I'm the only gamer in this 270 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Dynamic duo 271 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 We've got a message from 272 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Laura 273 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 She says, with the Autumn truly here now 274 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Have you got any cosy 275 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Traditions or tips? 276 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Cosy traditions 277 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 I mean 278 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 The one thing we do do, but it's more of a 279 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Christmas thing, is get all matching pajamas 280 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Christmasy 281 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Well yeah, but that is a Christmas one 282 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Isn't it? 283 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 For all the cosy traditions 284 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 I mean, a tip 285 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 That I would say is make sure 286 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 You drive and whatever 287 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Is leaf free 288 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Because they're slippery fuckers 289 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 The amount of times I've slipped 290 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Just not paying attention or 291 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Not getting my foot in rod 292 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 While I'm out walking in the dark and you're just like 293 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Oh fuck you know, nearly on my arse 294 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 No, the one thing we are, I think we are 295 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 We have got planned 296 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Is pumpkin picking, which we've never done before 297 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 With Kobe 298 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 I've got a few things lined up 299 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 It's going a bit off topic here 300 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Obviously coming up to a birthday 301 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 And then Christmas 302 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Come November 303 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 So week after week 304 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Yeah 305 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Non-stop 306 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 One of the things we are, I think I told you off the pod 307 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Is doing the Christmas lights, where you walk through 308 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 And you see all the Christmas lights at Kareem Abiy 309 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 You didn't tell me that 310 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah, because that's right by me anyway 311 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Yeah 312 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I can walk through the backwoodlands 313 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 And meet you there 314 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 You don't have to pay anything 315 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Fuck you pay 316 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Yeah, so 317 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 There's one upside of yours as well 318 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Yeah, but that's all Christmas stuff 319 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 But in terms of 320 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Autumn shoes 321 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Traditionally 322 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 All I'd say is just doing the 323 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Homemade soups, not buying a fucking 324 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 A cup of soup 325 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 A banging homemade soup 326 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 A good stew would be nice 327 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Yeah, stews and that, just warm foods 328 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 But it's gotta be homemade 329 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 You can't fucking just ring up 330 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Or go on the app, just eat and stuff 331 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 And stop and get a fucking soup with cheese 332 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 But here, or a stew 333 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 I do love though in the winter 334 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Getting like a nice tracksuit, like a fresh tracksuit 335 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Which 336 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Is so expensive at the moment 337 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 But like, nice tracksuit 338 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Get out, you get your snacks 339 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 You just have a fucking movie there 340 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Which I can't really do anyway 341 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Yeah 342 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Yeah, I know what you're saying though 343 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 That kind of thing 344 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I've gotta get the fucking toy down myself 345 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 But last weekend I did do 346 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 The first time this year now 347 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 The roasted garlic 348 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 The tomato 349 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Homemade soup 350 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Cheese on toast 351 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Mammoth on loaf as well 352 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Blue math, fucking banging 353 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Mrs was so jealous 354 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Because it's the first time I've done that sort of a loaf 355 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Come out, fucking treat 356 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Yeah, cheese on toast 357 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Bit of Worcester sauce on it as well 358 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Fucking dip-y dip straight into the fucking soup 359 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Absolutely beautiful 360 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 So, yeah 361 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 I'd say 362 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Getting that home cooking mood 363 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Ready for the 364 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 The actual winter really 365 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Because that's when you need the proper 366 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Comfort food then 367 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 What was you gonna say to me Carl? 368 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 No, no, I was gonna say like 369 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 If, obviously if anyone's got 370 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 These 371 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 To be fair 372 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Let us know because, you know 373 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Yeah, I wouldn't have thought of autumn 374 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 As a time of the year of having traditions 375 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 But then again 376 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 We didn't even know about hot girl autumn 377 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Maybe, did we? No, we are a bit behind 378 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Seasonal stuff 379 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 We're willing to learn 380 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Yeah, we're willing to learn 381 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Or for us it's hard enough 382 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 We're open minded 383 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Well, we just went from 384 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Gaming as well 385 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 To hot girl summer 386 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Yeah, soups 387 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 And cheese on toast 388 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 We've got it mate 389 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Some Smith is set a brick though 390 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 No doubt 391 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 He's not ready for it 392 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I've gotta 393 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Gotta give the weekly 394 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Mention to our mate James 395 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 As well, don't we? 396 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Honestly, you used to just need to get yourself with 397 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Get one over with 398 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Go to a game, you should go to a game 399 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Together 400 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Well, James, I'm in Liverpool in a couple 401 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Of weeks 402 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Grafting obviously 403 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Were you saying James on graph? 404 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 No, I'm just saying that I'm there 405 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Imagine if he's on the tools as well 406 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Nah, he's not on the tools 407 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Nah, no chance 408 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Definitively 409 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Nah, I reckon it's 410 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 It's like the 411 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Little 412 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Picanto, little yellow one 413 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Or something 414 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Or a Nissan Minecraft 415 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 It's a little shit car 416 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Just run on hate towards me 417 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 No fuel 418 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 So again, obviously football 419 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 You've got nothing to say because you can't handle 420 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Being a mid-table team 421 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 No 422 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Fat hairy tits on me, lad 423 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Because we 424 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Alluded to him 425 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Being the one that would send us the first 426 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Tiff picks and it'd be some fat hairy tits 427 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Yeah, mate, you know what, we are a mid-table team at the moment 428 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 This is why it is 429 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 We can't all be top of the league because there's only one position 430 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 To be taken 431 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 It was funny that, like, this is how 432 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Our football knowledge is 433 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Liverpool do well, British City is 434 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Doing alright as it stands 435 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 It's only nine games in, isn't it? 436 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yeah, Man City are still going to win the league 437 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 To be fair 438 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 It's Arsenal and Liverpool this weekend 439 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 It's a big game for both of them 440 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Because Arsenal need a win to get back 441 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Into the race, really 442 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Liverpool want the win so they can 443 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Potentially stay on top 444 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 But Man City 445 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 They're not looking like losing 446 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 To the Gennarder, was it 447 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Before we won the other night in the Champions League 448 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 I heard that Man City are the poor 449 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Of Man's Barnagum 450 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 It's off to LA 451 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 But it's going to happen because 452 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 They've got the richest 453 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Owners in the world 454 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 And then Man City have got the second, haven't they? 455 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 But now Blues are doing 456 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 As well, they're doing nice stuff 457 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Yeah, different leagues, though, aren't they? 458 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Definitely, but next season they might be in the same league 459 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 For all those charges coming out 460 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I can't wait to see what 461 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 The actual outcome is 462 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 They're going to win that way 463 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I think they will 464 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 I know the other week 465 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I don't know if the people win or 466 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 It's still ongoing 467 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 But basically to do with sponsorships 468 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 So one of the things that was all up in the air 469 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 That apparently 470 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 It's got in Man City's favour 471 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 But you won't know everything 472 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Until after next February 473 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 The case the other week 474 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 It was separate to the 115 allegations 475 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 So it was something to do with 476 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Sponsorships because essentially what Man City 477 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Are trying to say is 478 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 That their owners 479 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 The companies that they own 480 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Should be able to sponsor 481 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 The club for whatever 482 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 They want, but the Premier League 483 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Saying no, because that's not a fair 484 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Price 485 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 So you can't say 486 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Have 487 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Who's the main sponsor now? 488 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 F.E.O 489 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Yeah, so 490 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 They can't have 491 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 The empty ad 492 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Sponsored name roads 493 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 As low as 400 million a year 494 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Because it's not going to 495 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 It's not fair value because 496 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 They're always empty 497 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 And then they can't have another 498 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Shirt sponsor 499 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 10 million a month 500 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Because that doesn't warrant 501 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 What their revenue is 502 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Overall 503 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 But Man City are trying to say 504 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Well, I'm gone 505 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 That company wants to give us money 506 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Why can't we accept it 507 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Even though it's the owners of the club 508 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 That own the companies that want to give 509 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Just watch their own money essentially 510 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 If they do end up winning that 511 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Then that would be good news for the logs 512 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Of Newcastle because again 513 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 The owners, they'll be able to 514 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Put everything into it 515 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 But 516 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 If that does happen 517 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 We can only pray that the Super League 518 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Does actually happen then so they can just 519 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Fuck up into that 520 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I feel like the way they've changed it 521 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Is to try and do that 522 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 The Super League 523 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 It's literally that's it but the last 524 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Five guys in Snack Arts 525 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 I think it's how they've tried to do it 526 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Because it came out of the blue 527 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Really 528 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 In talks in the middle of last season 529 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 They said there were going to be more teams 530 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 They said they changed the format 531 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 I don't think 532 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 They didn't actually say 533 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 How 534 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 I can't remember how they said they were going to 535 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Change it 536 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 But they did say it was going to change from this point 537 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 But I don't think they gave as much details 538 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Yeah I think it was literally 539 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Once the Super League was chinned off 540 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 The four role 541 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 To incorporate that style into this now 542 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 I do prefer the old style though 543 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 You know 544 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Is that just because we used 545 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 I just feel like you had your group 546 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Using a hard group or shit group 547 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 You know you play 548 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Home then you play them away 549 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 So 550 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 I like that format 551 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 I do kind of like the way it is at the moment 552 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 No I do like it I mean I do like the fact that 553 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 You're having better matches like you had Dortmund 554 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Real Madrid obviously Villa 555 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 You had Bayern Munich last week and you had Bayern 556 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Munich Barcelona so you're getting the better games 557 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Off the bat 558 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Which is what it did need 559 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 But then you also got the shit ones still 560 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Because there's more teams in it 561 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 But we'll say it's only the first year 562 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 It's an infancy 563 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 All these little kinks are a bit ironed out 564 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 No dice 565 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 But otherwise yeah 566 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 They can't just get their own Super League 567 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 And just fuck off if they do end up winning 568 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Because I can imagine that happening 569 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 If they did get found guilty and the drugs 570 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Chin them out of the Premier League 571 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Then they'll just go off to 572 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 What's the Barca's president's name 573 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 No 574 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 T Vaz or something like that 575 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 He's got a weird name there 576 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 I think they'll go off to 577 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 The lords of Barcelona 578 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 And Juventus that still wanted to be in the Super League 579 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 And just say come on let's just do it then 580 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 And that way 581 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 They can just play with themselves 582 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Fucking weirdos 583 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Well we're not a football podcast 584 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 So we're not going to 585 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Carry on talking about 586 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Football 587 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Even though I am looking forward to watching some of the games 588 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Over the weekend 589 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 But James no 590 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Don't be sending me your tits 591 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 We don't need it 592 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Onto 593 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Jessie's comment 594 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Referring to something that I said last week 595 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Just how often do you nearly poo yourself 596 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Sounds like you might need to change your diet 597 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Yeah it's got too much fibre 598 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 You know 599 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 I've thought this for 600 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Probably a couple of years now 601 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I feel like I might be slightly lactose intolerant 602 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Right 603 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Because if I 604 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Obviously I'm drinking tea and coffee all day 605 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 So that's plenty of milk that I'm consuming 606 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 And then if I have 607 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Cheers on toast or a pizza or something 608 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 I'll know it more so the next day 609 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Because it's like the extra dairy that I've had 610 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 It's just fucking 611 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 A little bit of a little bit of a 612 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Little bit 613 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Not in a good way 614 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 But otherwise it's quite often 615 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Normally 616 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Because I'll take the dog out 617 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 That gets the movements ready to go 618 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 But sometimes it'll get going 619 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 A bit too much and that's when I'm having to 620 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Do the 621 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 The waddle, the little penguin walk 622 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Back to the house as quick as possible 623 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 And then straight upstairs and then fucking 624 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Onto the toilet 625 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 So that'll happen at least once a week 626 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Because you just can't 627 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Judge that, but I can't get straight 628 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Out of bed and go straight out onto the 629 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Toilet. Mate that's what I do every day 630 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Oh I can 631 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Sometimes but in general 632 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 That's if I've had a shit 633 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Looking meal and a load of drink or something 634 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 I've got to do that straight away 635 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Otherwise usually it's because I've gone for the walk 636 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 And then everything's 637 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Getting up and going 638 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Okay some people get up and have a cup of coffee 639 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 And then the hours go in 640 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Mate I'm weird though, sorry 641 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 This is not in the gym bag, so look tomorrow 642 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Even though I've got an alarm 643 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I'll get up fucking half way 644 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Jump straight out of that toilet because I'll need to go 645 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Grab a coffee 646 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Go for a walk 647 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Go again, I can go about 648 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Four times sometimes 649 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Four times in a day? Yeah yeah yeah 650 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Honestly 651 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Sometimes I'll do like 652 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 A freer in a day 653 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Not properly being in the morning 654 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Or not having enough time to sit there 655 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Because I love to sit there for like 40 minutes if I can 656 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Honestly 657 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 I remember one of the lads saying he does six on average a day 658 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 And I got no chance but honestly 659 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 On a weekend 660 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 On a Saturday 661 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Probably about four or four times 662 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Jesus 663 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 So this is what you need to have your switch charged up 664 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Because then about five times you're sitting on the toilet 665 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 You could be doing an hour 666 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Of gaming then couldn't you? 667 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 I could do that 668 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Well 669 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Leading on to the toilet as well then 670 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 Which 671 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Was, that was it 672 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Lauren, thanks for the messages 673 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 As always as well, you know links are always 674 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 In the description 675 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Realtalkinghard.gmail.com 676 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Hotline 677 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 07 4 7 0 678 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 07 4 7 0 679 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 488 096 680 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 It's been a long day 681 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 On the Twitter 682 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Links are all there anyway just go on them 683 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 And obviously if you're new to the pod 684 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 Drop a log, share 685 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Subscribe all that jazz, you just know what to do 686 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 So Lauren 687 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 She says I learn something new every 688 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Week listening to you guys 689 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 By hands down 690 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 The best advice is your toilet 691 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Etiquette 692 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 I hope that 693 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 The men take note 694 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Nothing worse than shit stains in the toilet 695 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 And underwear 696 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Handing the toilet is rank 697 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 No 698 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Look 699 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 I get it but 700 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 It's 701 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Handing the toilet or shit in the pan 702 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Yeah 703 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 So you know 704 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Means are a must sometimes if there is 705 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 No brush you've got to clean it some 706 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Out and especially if you're someone 707 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Else's house and 708 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 You've left a fucking skid or two you've got 709 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 To clean it because then they know you've had 710 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 A dirty shit I mean all I can't go to 711 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 All I can go to other people's 712 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Ours is now a shit there's just something that 713 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Stops me mate so if you 714 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Ever get on the toilet with me you're just gonna 715 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Have to accept it you know if you gotta 716 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Go you gotta go doesn't matter where you are 717 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 In someone else's house in a bucket 718 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 I just can't imagine worse than 719 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Stinking out someone else's house 720 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 But you don't have to 721 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Stink it out you can open a window 722 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 And like as you said 723 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 You like to sit on there I don't like 724 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 To be washed 725 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Yeah if it's during the day while I'm working 726 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 That's because I can't 727 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Hold it in and it's gonna 728 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Fucking fly out 729 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 I used to do all the time on a job to be fair 730 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 I mean we've gone before on the 731 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Podcasts I'd go out of my way 732 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 In the celebrities houses 733 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 You know Jamie Bardy's Chris Brunt's 734 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Matthew Lawton 735 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Who have a dump 736 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 And that was just a part of the game 737 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Really weren't he? Well just you know 738 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Just to say yeah I had a shit there 739 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Which it's nice to 740 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Still see Bardy having a 741 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Good few goals in the Premier League 742 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 To be fair he was doing well 743 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 But otherwise yeah 744 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Hopefully 745 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Hopefully the lads are taking 746 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 The voice you know to learn 747 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 How to walk their ass properly 748 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Yeah cause otherwise 749 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I couldn't have it I mean 750 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 In general it's a brave thing 751 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 To have white underwear anyway 752 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 No man 753 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Has white underwear 754 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 They shouldn't do 755 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 They are an accident 756 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Literally it's an embarrassment why it's 757 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Happened 758 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 No mate just think about it honestly 759 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I know I know 760 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Get some toy voice 761 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 On mate and we'll see what they look like 762 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 At the end of the day 763 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 And I'm not asking me to do it 764 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 No I'm not I'm just saying 765 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 They're not going to be white 766 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 You know what I'm saying 767 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Most likely not 768 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Depends on 769 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Depends on what I've done they're not 770 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Because again 771 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I've said it 772 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Numerous times on previous episodes 773 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Every now and again 774 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 If I know that my ass is sweating a little bit 775 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Or if I've had some fucking dirty parts 776 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Then I'll give a little tactical odd 777 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Make sure everything's alright 778 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 And sometimes there is a little bit food there 779 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 A brave man wears white underwear 780 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 A very brave man actually 781 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 A brave man does yeah 782 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 A wise man doesn't that 783 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Because if it's not shit coming out your ass 784 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 When you go for a weed there's going to be a little bit of dribble 785 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 A wise man wears black box 786 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Continuously like he's going to be 787 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 It's a push when you've got grey boxes 788 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 My underwear drawer 789 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Is usually a set 790 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Of 20 black boxes 791 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 From ASOS 792 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Yeah 793 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Do you never get it when 794 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Like Christmas when your mom and that 795 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Buy you socks and underwear 796 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 That is an odd random 797 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 White set in there and that 798 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Just doesn't get warm right 799 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Just gets left there for two years then you're thrown away 800 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 I had that conversation with my mom probably about 15 years ago 801 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 And I'm happy you're getting me the boxes and that 802 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 But no white 803 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 And a few times 804 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 There has been light grey 805 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Which 806 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 I've been able to get away with 807 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 I've not shit myself in any of those 808 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 And then the piss stains 809 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Don't show through 810 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 They don't show through 811 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 It's the wash out or not 812 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Would you wear pants 813 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Would you go back to wearing pants 814 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 I think I might wear ruck pants one time 815 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 In a pair of briefs again 816 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I think since you're a dad 817 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 You can get on to that 818 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Pant life really 819 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 I feel like sometimes 820 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Pants being fucking 821 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Alright 822 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 See all I can just envision in my head 823 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Is Homer Simpson when he's just 824 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 In his white pants 825 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Just now black obviously 826 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Yeah 827 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Yeah now I might give that a go 828 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 When I was younger yeah 829 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 I now used to wear pants 830 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 My mom used to buy me the worst colours like 831 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Brown, like red 832 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Yeah burgundy and that 833 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Why have I got yellow pants on 834 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Thank god 835 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 The multi coloured ones 836 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 I don't mind getting 837 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Cookie Monster fucking boxers and that 838 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 It's a novelty one sometimes 839 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 But what's with the fucking 840 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Jazz lines and stuff 841 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Just fucking keep on playing 842 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 We don't need checkered fucking 843 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Boxer shorts and that 844 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Just playing, don't need it 845 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 We're the ones looking at it, no one else 846 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Apart from while I'm grapting 847 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 My ass cracks out, again it's usually my ass 848 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Crack, not the boxers 849 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 And I do wear a belt before anyone 850 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Wants to make that comment, it's just 851 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 You know, the fucking 852 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 The ass just wants to be out really 853 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Is what it is, it's the graph don't it 854 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 You know 855 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 But yeah, that's for everyone else, it's a pleasure 856 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 By the way because I don't get to see 857 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 My own ass do off 858 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 So yeah, thanks 859 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 There's another lad just like, yeah I'm glad 860 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I've got it all up at a pre-started 861 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 It's just real, it's real talk 862 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 This is, it's what we're all about 863 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Sometimes you can shake it, I'm fucking 864 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 You're playing with it mate 865 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 So this cracks me up as well though to be fair 866 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 When like, all the lads 867 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Are like, yeah you shake it more than three times 868 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 You go to a urinal 869 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 You have a piss, you shake it more than three times 870 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 You're wanking, no I need to 871 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Shake the piss off 872 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Because I hate that feeling if you 873 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Haven't got it all out 874 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Got it all off 875 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 You took it away and you just feel it 876 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Dribble, oh god I fucking hate it 877 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 So you know when you're pissing and you're holding it 878 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 You're not holding it flat 879 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Are you like, so it's like, it's not hanging as 880 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 You would do if you fucking got no hands 881 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Around it, so it's at a different angle 882 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 So my theory is 883 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 That's why sometimes when you let go 884 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 It drips, you get that little bit 885 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Like a tap, you know what I mean, it's gonna come out 886 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 And you do, little bit of a 887 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Like a shotgun load 888 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Essentially, you're just a little cut back and forward 889 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Excuse the pun 890 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Who said I got a little cut? 891 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 I've had no compliance mate 892 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 I don't know about the soles of the hammer 893 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Yeah, you gotta 894 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Little pull back and forth 895 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Because as you say, because you're holding 896 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 At a different angle, so at least you do that 897 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 It's gonna keep, I don't know, kind of just 898 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 I don't know, releases the muscle a little bit 899 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Or something, so it just allows 900 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 The lever might be in the tube still 901 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 To come out, and then 902 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Yeah, little flickety flick 903 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 And then if you feel that there's still more there 904 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Flick it and flick it and flick it 905 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Don't just fucking 906 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Be that guy 907 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 No, no, that's three times I do, just fucking put it away 908 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 And then walk around with piss dribbling down your leg 909 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 It's horrible 910 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Horrible sensation 911 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Then again, I suppose some of these fucking weirdos 912 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Enjoy that these days, don't they? 913 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Well, I guarantee there's some that's got that as a fetish 914 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 I still don't get any 915 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Fucking golden showers on that 916 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 It's weird, ain't it? 917 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 It's messy, isn't it? 918 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Much rather be picked 919 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Nah, nah, nah 920 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 One other thing your issue is though 921 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Is that if you had a finger or something 922 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Up the butt and realised 923 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 You really loved it 924 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 You'd be fucking scared 925 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Then confused and questioning your own 926 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Fucking sexuality 927 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 As a man, yeah 928 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Right, if anything goes up your butt 929 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 You're technically gay 930 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 No, so 931 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 If someone puts a fake dick and puts it up me 932 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 I'm a fake it, mate 933 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 No, honestly 934 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 No, that's different, so you just say fake 935 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 No, if it's a real one 936 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 He's definitely gay 937 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 The next best thing is a real one, ain't he? 938 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 So you're halfway gay 939 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Nah 940 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Yeah, but what if it's to miss his finger? 941 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 No, not because it goes up the butt 942 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 It's not a fucking 943 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 It's not a cock or a rubber one, is it? 944 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Nothing, nothing 945 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 But you've got to bear him on now 946 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 We're getting close to that age 947 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 We've got to start having an MOT at the doctor's 948 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 So that includes 949 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 A little prostate exam 950 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Oh, mate, I've had a thing up there from the doctor's 951 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 It's so embarrassing 952 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Going off your logic, you're already gay, then? 953 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 No, because that's medical 954 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 That was a need 955 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 So I'll reckon 956 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 When that happened, you got a little bit hard 957 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 And that's why you're so against it 958 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Mate, it's so embarrassing 959 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 You lie down, you turn on your side 960 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 You lift your legs up 961 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Balls are just hanging to the side there 962 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 I'm like, ah 963 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 I've had so fucking 964 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Vomitable 965 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Nah 966 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 That's 40 years 967 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 When we're 40, I need to get one of those 968 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 I'm not looking to the coffee 969 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 But to hold your balls 970 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 It's really funny, mate, when you go to the doctor's 971 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 No, honestly 972 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 When you get your cock out, you want to put the best show on 973 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 No matter what, I don't care 974 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 You get so nervous 975 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 It goes in on itself, doesn't it? 976 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 It's the point where you want to go 977 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 It's not normal 978 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Fuck me 979 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 I know, but they do see it every day 980 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 So 981 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 You've just got to have it in your head 982 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 It's not the smallest one I've seen that day 983 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Forever 984 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 You know, some people do have 985 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Little wheelies, micro-penises 986 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 God, all the knowledge on this 987 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Podcast 988 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Now, we will get into a 989 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Corporate of fucking 990 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 20 words 991 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 This one's from Carl 992 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Nice 993 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Hi Carl 994 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Carl says 995 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Mate, I used to go with 996 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Miller and Carter 997 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Before Covid 998 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Used to rail it, used to rough it 999 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 The dessert menu, perfect 1000 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Chocolate ball, and it was full 1001 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Like an Easter egg 1002 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Full, expensive, still wasn't worth the price 1003 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 It was enjoyable 1004 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 After Covid, the biggest 1005 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Load of ballocks, one go back there 1006 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 100% right 1007 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Have you ever been? 1008 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 I've been multiple times and I've never enjoyed it 1009 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Was this after Covid or before Covid? 1010 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Before 1011 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 The one I went to before, I only went there once before 1012 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 And I had a 1013 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Good start 1014 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 My name was 1015 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Lamb and potato 1016 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Dolphin 1017 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Dolphin what? 1018 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Dolphin what? 1019 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Very posh 1020 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 And it was honestly perfect 1021 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 I said it earlier 1022 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 It was overpriced, thinking back 1023 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 But it was worth it, I enjoyed it 1024 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 But the dessert 1025 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 I can't even remember the name 1026 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 But after Covid, the biggest 1027 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Load of ballocks 1028 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 The few times that I've been 1029 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Not of my 1030 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Own choice 1031 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 It's been for a birthday party or whatever 1032 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Gathering, not a party 1033 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 The steak 1034 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 One of them, I just went 1035 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Plain and simple 1036 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 The time of the day that it was, you have different 1037 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Offers on lock, so you could get a 1038 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 Dessert or a starter on the main 1039 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 But I don't know, steak was 15 quid 1040 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Whatever the fuck it was 1041 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 So I did that, just for the sake 1042 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Because there was a good group of us, I didn't want to take the piss 1043 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Because again, I wasn't paying for it 1044 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 So I was like, yeah, I'll have that 1045 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 So, after topping my head 1046 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 It was an 8 ounce sirloin 1047 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Didn't even look 1048 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Half the size of what an 8 ounce is 1049 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 It wasn't cooked to my 1050 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Like, neither, it was medium rare 1051 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 And this was fucking well done 1052 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 It was almost 1053 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Like a charcoal 1054 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 But again, because I'm 1055 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 A part of a group, I didn't complain 1056 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Just fucking got the mayo out 1057 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Lashed it on, fucking 80 1058 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Another occasion I went 1059 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 I'll have a good fucking T-bone order 1060 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 An old fucking 16 ounce 1061 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 Of bad boy 1062 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Ordered it 1063 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 I bet you do, mate 1064 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 More ways than one, what a science 1065 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 16 ounces, not inches, mate 1066 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 All around 1067 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 It's heavy 1068 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 But yeah, ordered it 1069 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Again, wasn't cooked right 1070 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 And I was like, nah 1071 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 This steak's meant to be 1072 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Done fucking to how you want 1073 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 So, as they do 1074 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 They come over, and normally 1075 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 It's when you've got food in your mouth 1076 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 They do that on purpose as well 1077 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 They've got the biggest fucking shit in your mouth 1078 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 So you can't complain 1079 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 But that's what it is, because you're eating 1080 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 You can't properly reply 1081 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 And say that you're not happy with it 1082 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 So, because I'd already cut into it 1083 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Saw that it was fucking over-cooked 1084 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Of not eating anything 1085 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Like, I didn't even touch it, chips and that on the side 1086 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 And then the girls come over 1087 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 I was like, yeah, I'm not being funny 1088 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 That's medium rare, this is 1089 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 This is overdone, this is 1090 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 And then come back out again 1091 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 And it was still overdone 1092 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I'm like 1093 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 I'm just asking for it simple 1094 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 The first thing Jeff does is cook steaks 1095 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 It's not hard 1096 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 So, you cannot just have it done right 1097 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 So the third one, it was done right 1098 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 In the end, but you know he's fucking spat over it 1099 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Or whatever 1100 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1101 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 I don't like having mayonnaise with steak though 1102 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Because when it's cooked right, you shouldn't have to do that 1103 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 You know 1104 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Bit of a 1105 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Peppercorn sauce though, yes please 1106 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 And then, what was the other one? 1107 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 There was some other gravy that I had 1108 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Not on the go 1109 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Fucking beautiful 1110 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 I can't remember what it's called now 1111 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 But yeah, mayonnaise 1112 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 No, stick that with the 1113 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Chips and the beans, yeah 1114 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Not on the fucking steak 1115 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 But it didn't help 1116 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Most of the time because of 1117 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 I mean 1118 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 I've been in pubs for a long time 1119 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Anyway, but 1120 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 We've been living and working in one 1121 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Flaming grill 1122 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Which is a cheap steakhouse essentially 1123 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Knowing how good 1124 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 The steaks were there 1125 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Compared to cheap walls 1126 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 And fucking value for money and that 1127 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Then you go into an expensive place 1128 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 In the middle of the car expecting 1129 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 A higher quality 1130 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 It was just such a shame 1131 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 I don't mind paying a lot of money for something 1132 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 As long as it's worth 1133 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Yeah, you get the value for money 1134 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 So when I've had those experiences 1135 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 And it's just been fucking shit or 1136 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 You know, poor fucking cut 1137 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Or poor cock or something 1138 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 It's just so annoying 1139 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 It's such a lesser 1140 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 It really is 1141 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 All the expectations 1142 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 But I totally agree with that 1143 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 All on agree 1144 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 So yeah, Carl 1145 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Hopefully he actually says something about it 1146 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Because his steak's not coming out right 1147 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 You've got to fucking say it 1148 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Well for that price you've got to say it 1149 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 I mean even when we was in the pub 1150 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 It wasn't my staff 1151 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 The missus was running the pub 1152 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 I still used to tell them off for not doing 1153 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 The fucking food right and I'm like you can't do that 1154 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Well with my wine it was a bit different 1155 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Before Covid, now I did 1156 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 After Covid I had the expectation 1157 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Of how good it was before 1158 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 And the menu was different 1159 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 But it just never hit the heights again 1160 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 And then obviously it got more expensive 1161 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 You just can't pay for something you don't enjoy 1162 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Nah, it's not worth it 1163 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 So thanks for that and then now we have 1164 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Our fucking abs 1165 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 She's saying 1166 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Hey 1167 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 That's all I can do 1168 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Why is the royal mouth still a thing? 1169 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Who's still sending letters? 1170 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 It's more like a parcel company now isn't it? 1171 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Yeah, because I know to do collections 1172 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 So that if you want to post 1173 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 The parcel you can have them come to yours 1174 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 And then fucking save and send it and that 1175 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I mean it's not cheap to do that 1176 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 They're just sending you the bills really don't they? 1177 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 Yeah, that's all the thought now 1178 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 It is annoying because 1179 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 I had one from the bank the other day 1180 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 And I opted out from paper statements 1181 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Like 10 years ago or something 1182 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Basically as soon as I joined 1183 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 That branch I was like 1184 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Don't send me paper, I've got the app 1185 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 I'll look at it on my app 1186 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 And then if you want to send an email one 1187 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 So I still do, I'll get an email one 1188 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 And then every 2-3 months 1189 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Get a paper one, I'm like why? 1190 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Stop doing it 1191 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 It's annoying 1192 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 But I mean if it's delivery wise 1193 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 There's a lot of companies 1194 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 That use the raw mail and that as well 1195 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 For parcels 1196 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 So go back to move at the time 1197 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 To be fair 1198 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 I was going to say no postcards anymore 1199 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Do you remember that? 1200 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 I remember them yeah, I never really got in there 1201 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Not that I'm bitter about it 1202 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 But 1203 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Go to a fucking seaside place 1204 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 And they've still got the racks with the postcards 1205 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 They're great Yamas love in here 1206 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 People must just buy them 1207 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Just for the sake of buying them 1208 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 I think they've been there since 1998 mate 1209 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Because they're not bad at the photo 1210 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 So it's like an aerial shot of Great Yamas 1211 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 But why would they update it? 1212 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 Because it's less stuff there and they don't need to 1213 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 It looks funky down here 1214 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 But they wouldn't need to update the photo 1215 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Of the landscape 1216 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Of said area 1217 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 Because it's not changed has it? 1218 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Nah mate, Great Yamas 1219 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 You didn't have the pleasure 1220 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Of experiencing Great Yamas 1221 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 From the 90s 1222 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Well not the early 2000s 1223 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 I fucking had the pleasure of Great Yamas 1224 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Good for you to hold it 1225 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 But you're like as a kid 1226 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Great Yamas, Hemsby 1227 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 I did go there as a child you know 1228 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 But like how old was you mate? 1229 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 So from the age of 1230 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 5 to 15 1231 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 16 1232 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Right fair one then you did 1233 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Great Yamas, Skegness, Wales 1234 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 Rill and all that, I've been to all of them 1235 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 But Yamas though was a bit different 1236 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 You had a bit of everything 1237 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Also, how good was the club 1238 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 As a kid? The club 1239 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 No what club am I talking about? 1240 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 Rory Club, yeah 1241 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Get there early to get a good table 1242 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 Mum and Dad used to put the fucking coke in the fucking bag 1243 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Obviously 1244 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 The liquid not the fucking 1245 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Yeah 1246 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 I used to hate that 1247 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 I just wanted a coke 1248 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 And you'd get the fucking Panda Pop out 1249 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Give me that roller cola 1250 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Erm 1251 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 See, because I always still love that 1252 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 You go to one of these destinations 1253 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 You've got to fucking get there early enough 1254 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Before all the rest of the kids start piling in 1255 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 Get a good table 1256 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 That you need to be able to see the stage 1257 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 But then you're not in the mix of it all too much 1258 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 That you can still get to the bar easy enough 1259 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 Not too far away from the toilet 1260 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Because once you've started having a few beps 1261 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 You can still get back before a few dogs 1262 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 When we go out, obviously we talk to the dog 1263 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 And the dogs aren't allowed into the club 1264 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Some of them they are though 1265 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 But not into the main bit of it 1266 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Again, some of them they are now 1267 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 So I went to one 1268 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Hops and Haven 1269 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 That was allowed into a certain point 1270 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 But not where the actual club was 1271 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 So I've never been to the club with 1272 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Er 1273 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 So it wasn't a 1274 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Tagger Club 1275 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Or any of those franchises 1276 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 That I was at in March 1277 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 But, yeah 1278 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 The dog was allowed to sit where we were 1279 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 It might be like on the outside bit 1280 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Did you see the stage? 1281 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Yeah, so essentially we could have been rolled up against the stage 1282 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 With the dog 1283 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Well, we was sitting to the 1284 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 So if you were looking at the stage 1285 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 We were sitting to the right and had the dog with me 1286 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 It was the bar area 1287 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Where there was no dog section basically 1288 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 So at the bar 1289 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 There was the restaurant side 1290 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 And then the restaurant side basically 1291 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 So you couldn't be with the dog there 1292 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Because with that 1293 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 The last night of wedding there actually 1294 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Because I was too embarrassed to go in again 1295 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 I'd gone to the bar 1296 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 There was a little jackal sort of 1297 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Giving it ten men, as they always do 1298 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I'm standing there laughing 1299 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Grabbed my pint of Guinness 1300 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 As I've gone to walk off 1301 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 I felt the tug of the lead 1302 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Because the dog stopped, turned around 1303 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 He's pissing up against the fucking barrel 1304 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 I just fucking 1305 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Lost my shit, I just walked straight out 1306 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 Of the pub with him, went back to the 1307 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Little lodge 1308 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Pointing hands, I was like I can't go back in there now 1309 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 He's just pissed all over the gas 1310 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 As I was walking out I could see the table 1311 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Of everyone else that I was sitting with 1312 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 And they're all just laughing because Dave's seen the dog pissing 1313 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 I was like I can't go back in 1314 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Can't do it 1315 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 That place I was fucking gutted because I was there on my birthday 1316 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 And I know I've told you 1317 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 When I got back from my birthday 1318 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 For all the new listeners 1319 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 That didn't listen to that one 1320 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 I'd been on a massive walk 1321 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 In the morning 1322 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Walked all the way along the shore 1323 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Down to fucking Pleasure Island 1324 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Not Pleasure Island, fucking 1325 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Fantasy Island 1326 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Fucking, I'm in the wrong destination there 1327 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 All the way down there 1328 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 And then back up 1329 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 I was out walking for four hours 1330 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Got back 1331 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Eleven o'clock 1332 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Had a shower, had some breakfast 1333 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 And the pub said 1334 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 It was open at twelve o'clock 1335 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 Opened me fucking presents 1336 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Saying thanks, I'm gonna go for a pint 1337 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Because no one else wanted to do anything 1338 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 And half of them were fucking 1339 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Going into town for whatever reason 1340 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 So I was like, just on my own 1341 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Hour, couple of beers, any 1342 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 Fucking, I'm all excited 1343 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Walked, fucking 1344 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 The pub was locked, any 1345 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 And I could see there was the cleaner or whatever 1346 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 And the sign on the door 1347 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Says twelve o'clock 1348 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 It opens, I was there at quarter past twelve 1349 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 And just before I walked in 1350 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 I saw the other group 1351 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 In the car, going off to town 1352 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 So if I would have known that the pub was closed 1353 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 I would have said, take me into town 1354 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 And I'd make my way back in an hour or so 1355 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 And I was just so pissed off 1356 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 So I ended up walking back to the fucking lodge 1357 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 And just cracking open the can, sad 1358 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 We went out for beers on the old time 1359 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Yeah 1360 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Because that was all my plan 1361 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 I was out walking from fucking seven o'clock 1362 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 In the morning, I'm gonna have a beer at twelve 1363 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Fucking, go get some 1364 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Yeah, I'm getting on it 1365 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 Couple of fucking chilled ones, away from everyone else 1366 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Just a bit of personal me time 1367 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 And when you want a proper beer 1368 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 The cans don't hit the same, do they? 1369 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 No, because again, because they did do 1370 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 An old part of Guinea Stair to be fair 1371 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 So that's what I was wanting to get 1372 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 I had to put the cans of garden in the lodge 1373 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 So I was a bit 1374 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 A bit gutted about that, but 1375 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 It is what it is 1376 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 What's done is done 1377 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 We can't change the past now, can we? 1378 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 So, last but not least 1379 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 We will get on to 1380 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Yours 1381 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 And I'm sure others 1382 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Favourite feature 1383 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Fucking confession, I'm a kid 1384 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Let's see, just let him play a bit, mate 1385 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Get the feels for it 1386 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Right 1387 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Confession 1388 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Confession 1389 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 These are my confessions 1390 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Well, not ours, but yeah 1391 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Maybe 1392 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Fucking more confession 1393 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Right 1394 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 I recently hooked up with this guy 1395 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 The date was grey 1396 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Food, drinks 1397 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 And all the lovely stuff 1398 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 So after the date 1399 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 I was in the mood to go back to his 1400 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 For more time together 1401 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Another drink, then straight to the action 1402 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Or the kissing 1403 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 On to the foreplay 1404 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Then the sex 1405 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Then the, yeah 1406 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Wait, we can only, well we're just imagining 1407 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 Yeah, yeah 1408 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 I came several times 1409 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 To see if I had shory 1410 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 The problem is 1411 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Though 1412 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Is that when he finished 1413 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 He shouted BOOM 1414 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Completely killed the mood 1415 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 And gave me the ick 1416 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 I made an excuse not to start it 1417 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 I've since blocked him on all 1418 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 Platforms and can't bear to see his face 1419 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 As I know I've broken his heart 1420 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Hmm 1421 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Now 1422 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 See, I think me and you are going to say the same thing on this 1423 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 I can't blame him if we're going BOOM 1424 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 He's had that build up energy 1425 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 He's done a job clearly 1426 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 He's done fucking several jobs 1427 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 BOOM 1428 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 He's expressing himself 1429 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 That he's fucking had a good time 1430 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 And also the first time 1431 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 You've got the first time with someone new 1432 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 You've got to be on your own going 1433 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 And I would guarantee, be on his own going 1434 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 The BOOM was well warranted for me 1435 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 Yeah 1436 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 I'd love to 1437 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Have been to fly on the wall 1438 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 And just see how enthusiastic this BOOM was 1439 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Because if it's given the ick 1440 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Why 1441 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Because if it's a little quiet one 1442 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Oh BOOM 1443 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Then yeah, that's fucking ick 1444 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 That is 1445 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 But if it's a full on BOOM 1446 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Then she should have been 1447 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 Fucking hand up, holding him 1448 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 That was a good effort that was lads 1449 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 Because for me 1450 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 If it lasted two minutes it was like BOOM 1451 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Then yeah 1452 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 The fact that 1453 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 She carried himself aside 1454 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 And he made sure of it 1455 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 That BOOM was 1456 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 Validated 1457 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Honestly, I'd BOOM him Jay 1458 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 I'd give him a fucking 1459 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 BOOM 1460 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 I feel like I'm starting 1461 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Incorporating this a little bit myself 1462 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 You see that he used to be 1463 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 A boxer and his son's a boxer at the moment 1464 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 He orders the Chinese and orders 1465 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 The BOSH 1466 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Fucking BOSH 1467 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Fucking BOSH 1468 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 Fucking BOSH daddy 1469 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 I think what we're trying to say is 1470 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 You know when you've done a good job 1471 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Every time 1472 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 And the first time, well they all can't be winners 1473 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 Let's face it 1474 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 I've never had complaints mate 1475 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Look mate 1476 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 They all can't be winners 1477 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 So I'm assuming this is your first 1478 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Go with him 1479 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Yeah, reasonable to put the go 1480 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 That was great, food and drinks 1481 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 He's pulled his A game out 1482 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 A game out 1483 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 He's fucking smashed it 1484 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 Yeah, literally 1485 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Yeah 1486 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 So if BOOM's not acceptable 1487 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 What do you think would be an acceptable 1488 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Noise or word to make 1489 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:48,000 On completion 1490 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 What a funny one mate 1491 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 I don't know 1492 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 I think BOOM's just like 1493 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 I think there's 1494 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 I think anything 1495 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 BOOM's just like an acknowledgement 1496 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Fucking yes 1497 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 I think a lot of men 1498 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Have to like 1499 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Make noise in general 1500 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 To let the woman know 1501 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 That they've finished 1502 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Because unless you're pulling out 1503 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 And it's fucking going everywhere 1504 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 All of their finishing the job 1505 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 They can't see inside of them can they 1506 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 So I feel like you have to 1507 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Do some sort of noise 1508 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 Be a bit of a fucking 1509 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Oh yeah 1510 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 I reckon yours is a bit more soft 1511 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 My like, oh daddy 1512 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Oh yeah 1513 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 I reckon yours is like really high pitched 1514 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Nah 1515 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 Ah 1516 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 No 1517 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 I mean 1518 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 Again because my walls are thin 1519 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 I can't make too much noise because 1520 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 The nails are not 1521 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 When the headboard's fucking banging 1522 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Even though I ain't got a headboard 1523 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 When the bed's already banging 1524 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 You don't need fucking 1525 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 Hormoning and then me going BOOM 1526 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 At the end of it as well do 1527 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 But 1528 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Now you gotta do a bit of a fucking 1529 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000 You know, not necessarily 1530 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 A heavy breathe 1531 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Like sooooo 1532 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Sooooo 1533 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000 You know there's people that do that 1534 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000 You can guarantee that 1535 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 If Ronaldo went done that 1536 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 That's probably why he started doing it on the pitch 1537 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 There could be like, there's the sooooo 1538 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 And there's the sooooo 1539 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000 All corner and then sooooo 1540 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Yeah 1541 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 It depends on what 1542 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 Rhythm you got going as you're about 1543 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 To fucking finish as well 1544 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 The boom makes me think you pop a 1545 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Bang on boom boom boom boom boom 1546 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 Yeah I reckon he's 1547 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Rattling the back doors on 1548 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Literally yeah 1549 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 If you don't mission every 1550 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 Boom that's literally doggy or 1551 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Reverse cowboy 1552 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 You know what I mean 1553 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 He's gotta run some all corner positions to finish 1554 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 The boom 1555 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 So yeah 1556 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 It could have been worse 1557 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 He could have been like fucking 1558 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 Making like the Spiderman 1559 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Noise where he's doing the 1560 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Hand movement and shit 1561 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 So yeah 1562 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000 I think you've done him dirty there 1563 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 I feel like you should have 1564 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000 I think you should have apologised to him 1565 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 Yeah apologise, unlock him 1566 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 And give him another go 1567 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000 And then maybe you drop a boom in 1568 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Oh you mean when she's come 1569 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 Yeah 1570 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Boom boom 1571 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 I thought he does a sound right there 1572 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 So I don't know 1573 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Female equivalent than any 1574 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000 Sploosh, Sploosh, Sploosh 1575 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 Splash 1576 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 Squirrel 1577 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000 Squirrel 1578 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Someone's definitely done a squirrel 1579 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Someone's definitely Pikachu 1580 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Yeah fucking 1581 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000 Get that licker tongue out kid 1582 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000 Fucking hell 1583 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000 Well now that we've made everyone fucking horny 1584 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 And thinking about 1585 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 What they're gonna say next time we've had 1586 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000 Let us know your sex words, what do you say 1587 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 Some of them's definitely got sex words 1588 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 Yeah James is 1589 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Fucking 1590 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 Fucking, fucking 1591 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 Jarad 1592 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Again I reckon that's been a lot 1593 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000 Of the Scousers ones 1594 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Jarad 1595 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000 Fucking Jarad 1596 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000 Fucking Glamdor 1597 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 So yeah now that everyone's fucking in the mood 1598 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000 And ready to rock and roll 1599 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 We're gonna fucking rock and roll 1600 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 That is end the podcast 1601 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 As always yeah make sure you send 1602 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 More of the messages in 1603 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000 Emails, whatsapps 1604 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Keep them coming 1605 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 We'll get straight on to them next week as well 1606 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 While it isn't made again though 1607 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 We might end up having to 1608 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 Miss a week again in a couple of weeks 1609 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Because of the sound working in Liverpool 1610 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000 But if we can 1611 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000 If the stars align 1612 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 We'll get a pre record 1613 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Or I might just do one from the hotel room 1614 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 On my own 1615 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 Which I'm sure James will love 1616 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Fucking yeah you know we should link James 1617 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 He's not ready man 1618 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 He's not ready 1619 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:36,000 Music 1620 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Grab your headphones 1621 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 Get ready to groove 1622 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 1623 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 Banter that's witty 1624 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Oh so sly their chemistry's electric 1625 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 You can't deny 1626 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 You can't deny 1627 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 You can't deny 1628 01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Music 1629 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 You can't deny 1630 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:16,000 Music