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Well, it's raining again
Probably not to everyone that's listening at home
But it's been a long week, a long day
Exciting week with some things really
Elon Musk, WeRobot, what is going on about
I've got to bring it up first because we have a couple of messages about it this week
I know Lee was definitely one
I'm just being lazy now people, I'll be honest
Without going through the rest of the messages and seeing how many names
But essentially asking what's our opinions on it
At first I thought it was fake
Yeah, it seemed too fake to me, it seemed like too iRobot
It literally looked as if it was iRobot
And it just looked not refurbished
But you know when the read the graphics
It looked like it just modernised it to a degree didn't it?
Yeah, because they did it with Star Wars and other films and I think they just tweaked the graphics a bit
Making it look more realistic
And especially because essentially a carbon coffee art not
Pretty much yeah
The face, yeah they haven't got the facial features
But the head's still the same, the body looks the same
It just looked like they've been remodelled to a degree
Literally from that
In Easy People in the more green suits or CGI or something
And then I started seeing the actual footage
So he's pulled up in front of a fucking screen and he's saying this and that blah blah blah
They're gonna serve you drinks, they're gonna fucking mingle with you
And it was just meant to, I just couldn't believe it
It's mad because it's just come out not so much out of nowhere
But you wouldn't fall with that far ahead, that's where we are
Obviously the driver's cars where you can then taxi and make money off them and all that stuff
Yeah, but in 10 days he's fucking absolutely smashed the, so with the Wii robot
He's got the biggest satellite network grouping as well
And what else was that? I don't know, there was that self driving car
There was the buzz, the coach ring, the buzz as well
Sorry, yeah, because that's still to do with this Wii robot stop block
But then the other one, with the SpaceX as the fucking fucking rocket landing back down
It catches it fucking, but it's not really catching it there
It's obviously proper maps, proper science
And he's just thought, yeah, back in the fucking hooks
It is absolutely fucking cold
He's a mad bastard, he's fucking cookie, but he's fucking, he's killed it
He's pushing everyone in terms of new ideas
So like the robots, the Wii robots, the cars, everything just pushing people to progress further
Yeah, pushing the boundaries and making everyone, well not everyone
More people out in the science world
Did he say when, basically you could get one of these robots, because I know the cars
Which I thought the cars was 2026 with $30,000 there was on the cost, driverless
I thought the robots were 30 grand?
No, so the cars will be in production by 2026 and cost under $30,000 for the car, the robot taxi if you want to call it
In terms of the Wii robots, I can't remember when he says that I'd be off and running
So I thought it was all at the same time
Boy, so maybe it starts because the boys might be there
See, because in my heads, when I heard the self-driving taxis and that
I assumed that it was going to be one of the Wii robots driving it basically
I mean it doesn't mean to me, because it just drives itself, it's not only how you can't make money
I'd imagine that, you know, to just be that body pretending to be the driver really
Hello, just turn around, you're all right mate, how's your day been? Good week?
It is weird to imagine, I was going to say, look it is weird to imagine like potentially 15 years
No one's driving, cars are driving themselves, I mean in some cases it's probably a good thing
I was just about to say, with the experience that I've had getting over here today
It definitely will be a lot better
Which I've got a question which was from Miles, which we'll get on to after this little section
Still talking about the fucking bus man that he is, Elon Musk
So if the price is reasonable, let's just say the Wii robot is for a grand as well
Do you think you'd get one? If you had the money to spare?
Yeah, if I had to spare obviously, yeah
Because it's just men's that are needlode, they're literally made
So they'll do all your domestic chores and that for you that you don't want to do
That we haven't got time for, so clean the house, yes, want a robot to do that obviously
We'd all like a fit French mate to be bought
I don't know what's going to cost more in the long run
I think you only see that in your kind of movies mate
I don't know what movies you're up to
Fuck, do you want to get me fucking?
I have saw some of these things on TikTok
It's like my test a robot looking at me, I'm a fifth one to that
It's got that picture from the iRobot one where it's just like
Yeah, it did pop in my head the other day actually
Because I've got one of those new doorbells and that and I've got the cameras
Which I still haven't settled
But I did think about putting the one camera inside the house
So I thought I'd just shout it out if he's been a little prick
He's got the fucking letters again
Then I thought no, there's no day, I'd forget that it's there
I'd be having a fucking wank and the mrs can fucking watch
Not while she's fucking a mum's or something like that
Yeah, I'm a bit of a foreflash in my life
Not while she's sitting fucking at a mum's or she's in the office
She could dirty talk through the phone
Nah, fuck me off, don't need fucking that
I just want to concentrate, I just want to get it done
But you know, I'm not fucking...
Constraint the French mate
Yeah, fucking, you know, all the Bacarque porn that I watch any
Yeah, I don't need it, you know, five minutes done any
I don't need fucking dirty talk back
Would you get one of these robots?
Yeah
It would be good any, feed the dog
Well, it's that, you know
Again, look, if you can't be asked, taking the dog for a walk
Especially look, if it's raining, go on now
Go, yeah, saying let's get the fucking rain back on the dog
You take the dog out, I've got shit to do in the house
I don't know what you're going to do since the robot's already cleaned the house
I can imagine you making everyone a bit more lazy
It will definitely make people more lazy
But on the other hand, it means you've got more time to do stuff that you actually enjoy them as well
So you can literally, well, the house needs a good tidy up this weekend
You crack on with that, wear a rock straighter, manna
Fuck you, let's not be
Yeah, fuck you, off the road, innit, kid?
So yeah, it's starting to look
It's going to be a good couple of years now, we've all this stuff coming out, Reddit
So I've just looked, you are right, so the Tesla Optimus robots will cost somewhere between 20,000, 30,000 US dollars
So still roughly the same as Einstein and so on, man
If you had the toy starts, if you had 30,000 dollars, would you get the car or the robot?
Well, I'd most like to get the robot because we'll find out in a couple of weeks what is going to happen with this UK budget
Not to talk too much about the politics again at the moment
But if we do get this paper-mobile system, I don't want to be fucking paying for a robot driving car
I thought you were scrapping that, I thought you were scrapping that, I fucking hope so
Because I've already done the math, I'd be paying up four and a half grand a year
Yeah, it's ridiculous, isn't it, just to draw it
Where at the moment the road tax on the van is two-sixty or something for twelve months
So yeah, I wouldn't do it, I'll fucking refuse to pay
And if they would force me to, I'd just stop being on the tools, I'll just get a job in a fucking factory
And this is what they don't understand, well I think they do understand
But it will force people to stop working
Yeah, more people ask for jobs
Yeah, so if you're working from home or getting jobs where they have to use public transport
So that means the buses are going up, trains are going up for the fucking safety because they just can
Taxi fares are going up, plane fares are probably going up as well when there's no need to as well
Garages will start to lose business, so their process is up as well
Obviously delivery fares are going up, food are going up, fucking everything is going up if they have to do this
No one's going to earn more money
I had this conversation with someone, I was like when was the last time the government did something that he was like
Yeah, that was good that was
I honestly can't say anything
I can't remember, no more than I thought, I think they've done me a solid debt
Yeah, and this is what cracks me up about this, you know, British governments
Because you look at the stats at the moment when Trump was in power to what's going on
As of the moment with Kamala slash Biden, buck you for that rain
So with the current regime, it's all red crosses, this is down, this is down, this is shit
But when it was Trump, it was all green, fuel prices down, buck you
Jobs, people in jobs, buck you, everything was fucking good
And it's like, why can't we have that, we don't see stats like that saying this is what's improved
Every fucking cunt that takes over, I've inherited this problem
So you've got to pay more money to get us out of this problem
But what we're not after all, stop fucking sending money to every fucking Tom Dick and Harry that doesn't need it
And then fucking sort your shit out
Yeah, as I said to you before, I would stop sending money abroad for two years and just keep it in house, so to speak
Yeah, it's foreign aid money that we shouldn't be handing out
Again, everyone's got their own opinion on the illegal immigration, but when it's five million per day
For even the smaller councils to pay these hostels and that
Five million a day per like little district, I think I saw or heard someone say that it's like 350 million a day across the
Just England, some other, to house them for these illegals that have come over
Which we can't afford that, we can't afford it, so stop fucking sending money
And then illegally, illegal immigrants that, yeah
Fresh off the boat, don't need it
If you want to come in, come in legally, but yeah
So, let's move on
But we're not a political podcast
So, going on to Miles' question then
What futuristic invention do you wish existed right now?
So for me, it would have to be something where you could visit another planet
Like, you know, like, a passenger where you're frozen, you can wake up on another planet
Have you seen that movie?
Yeah, cryogenic freezing
Yeah, so I wish that
What about instant transmission, go-boost off, because then you're not losing any time
That's not technology though, is it?
Probably could be, because that's kind of like a teleportation anyway
Don't get me wrong, that would be better, but I mean like
You're not going to be frozen for a lot of people that you know and love that haven't done the same process
You know what though, if you could use like instant transmission
Everyone else here would be thinking they could turn super saiyan there
And you'd be breaking other people's hearts
I know a lot of people that fucking think they could turn super saiyan anyway
I know some lads that watch Dragon Ball Z and was like, can I turn it?
Is this real?
There's just one person in mind from school that just comes straight to me
And Sam Carter, he just loved it in there
Yeah
Like he'd be that kid that runs around doing the roster run and that
Have you seen the new Dragon Ball thing on Netflix?
Not the guy, it's the thing on Netflix I think it came out in the USA last week as this episode is
And the new one, Dragon Ball the Army
Yeah and it comes out this week in the UK
Right, so I saw that there was something coming out, but basically saw the title
I don't want to say anything about it
And then everything to do with the game just kept coming out of the tickets
Sparkles it, yeah
Have you seen any of the rage compilations ever?
For the game?
Yeah, no not
Because people, obviously there's hardcore gamers are fucking trying to do it
Unlock expert level or whatever and they're just struggling
So with the first saga on Dragon Ball Z
The first saiyan saga with Frieza coming over
And then when he goes into the great A
Everyone's just struggling to do it
And one guy in particular is like, I've done it to my 10th try, fuck it
And he's screaming and he's like, there's no fucking footage of his face, it's just his voice
But you know he's ready to fucking just launch into the corner
Yeah, being a mad boy
Everyone's struggling, so just slow with the level
And also you can't dash your controls nowadays because it's like 70lb of pop
Yeah, as well as before it was like 15, 10 quid if you didn't get the proper one
Mate, I was looking at Boyan
Have you seen the, I think it's the first anniversary PS4
So it's replicating the colours of the original PS1
So it's like shades of grey
As long as it brings out the original when you turn it on that noise
I feel like it does have that
If you don't have that, then Mr.Roych would be there because that was the fucking best sound in
Yeah, just imagine that it's in your head
So I wasn't going to get the PS4, but I looked it up on the controllers
Because again, same colours and that
Even though they're not out yet or they weren't out when I went to look
All the pre-sales completely sold out, so fucking hell
Something like that, they know he's going to fucking crash right off
Just make more, it's not hard is it, just make more
You know that you're going to sell more than 100,000 units
So make 200,000, make a fucking million, they're going to get sold, it doesn't matter
Have you seen any of the Pokemon leagues as well?
So apparently there's like a gen 10 coming out
Called the gen n and something
So like it had the initial code
And then the, yeah, just the letters weren't there, similar to the next game that's coming out
Which is X, ZA isn't it, sorry
So I don't understand this, how can there be all these fucking creepy folklore made for all the individual Pokemon?
Like, Tolyphlosions meant to be a fucking predator
Yeah, so it was like all the original polka decks weren't like entries
Yeah, but there's backstories for it in that as well for each one
The Ponyta and Rapidash one, that was weird
Two hunters, one fucking follows the rules, the other one doesn't
And he's like, yeah, I want to get this Rapidash
But she says to me, don't shoot me and don't shoot any of the Ponyta because they are our children
So he's married to fucking Rapidash
Then the hunter that doesn't follow the rules ends up shooting one of the other Rapidash
Then starts shooting the fucking Ponyta
And it's like, hang on, the starters, the fucking good hunters fucking this Rapidash and making Ponyta
And then the other ones doing the wrong thing really, no, this is basically the other thing
I'm not gonna kill you all
Yeah, it's just weird, I'm seeing all sorts of random fucking stories
All we don't know how true it is though, because why, why am I not saying that
Some of these fucking Asians are weird though, aren't they?
We've all seen those strange tentacle porn mangas, not that I'm sitting there watching
But it's like, why is that a fucking, a fetish and look, something that you enjoy
I mean, no, if you think about it, some of the old data entries for the Pokedex was a bit wild
Like the Pidgeys eating catapults and everything like that
Yeah, but that's more realistic because that's evolution, not evolution, sorry
And it was like Gengar, like Jean and people's souls and all that stuff
But I know he's made from that, yeah
Yeah, because that is more a blocker, you know, if ghosts were real and demons are real and that's what they're doing
And again, birds, the fucking catapulters and worms and shitmulled
But, you know, it's telling the story of fucking a Pokemon being a fucking rapist
Why, why are you making that up?
And why would it still be accessible to be fucking happy to delete that shit?
I do hope though, obviously I've never played Legends of Arc, just the old game
Still needs to be answered
Right, so to bring out a new Switch and now I think it's called Switch 2
Yes
So for the next gen is new, I'm gonna be on a new platform
I just hope this Legends, the AI or the Genseng game
Is just everything we want it to be
Because you know, it doesn't feel right when you're playing a Pokemon game at the moment
I just hope it just feels anyhow
Everyone knows what I'm on about, I hope it's everything we want it to be
Yeah, sort of the best thing that I saw recently regarding Pokemon anyway was
A chap around our age, I think to be honest, and he's bought his son an old Game Boy Color
And then Pokemon Reds, I don't know if it was a replica but he's unpacked it out of the fucking box and that
And he sat there with his son watching him play and so this lad's about 5 or 6 years old and he's invested
He's like what's going on, you can see him enjoying it
And I thought that's great because he now knows that he's got something that he can properly bond with with his son
And grow up doing, and he can do it fast as well, can go through all these games up to a certain point
I've got a question, I always thought this one was a kid
So you know Pokemon Red, I used to say you're battling someone, you used to see your Pokemon from behind
And now you used to piss me off because you used to look a bit shit from behind
And I always wanted my Pokemon to be the one on the opposite of the screen so you see yourself and that Pokemon
You know if you've got a Charizard, you want to see your Charizard, don't you?
So everyone know what I'm on about, when you're in the battle screen, I wanted to be so you're forward facing the Charizard
And then me behind, so like when I throw him out obviously I slide out, Charizard comes in or whatever
Was that just me or did you have those feet? Like that kind of thinking or feeling?
I don't think I really thought about that back in the day
But when you do play the logs of Arceus, again you can, can you see the same thing?
I think it zooms around like in a 360 doesn't it?
Yeah but with Arceus anyway, you can fucking, you can move around so you can essentially watch them battle each other
So it's a lot better
And I feel that with Arceus as well, that's the way that we needed the games to evolve
So you're not just following that linear path and doing what you need to do
There's a lot of other stuff that you can do, just free roam and just, you know, you can just sit there in a fucking bush
And watch the Pokemon do their natural thing, it's what we needed to evolve into
Look Pokemon on there
I didn't mean it but yeah so
But yeah, hopefully the next game, because that comes out, is it coming out next month?
Next year
Yeah, the legends of Zerat
Yeah I thought it was coming out in November
Yeah November next year
So we've got still over 12 months to go
Yes
I'm sure it's next year, I would, the Witcher has been here
It's not like I've got enough time to play it at the moment
I've still got so many other games I'm trying to get through
So is that same February there?
No, it's saying release window of 2025
Obviously that's when the news came out about the game
So yeah, we're still going to play it
It's normally not that, but time is it when a Pokemon game comes out?
Yeah, as far as we can see, it's November I think there
It's shame, but as I've got a couple of games that I'm still playing through that I haven't got enough time to properly play
I even bought a Bionic Fantasy XVI the other day just because it was on sale
Is that what the newbie spot?
No, I didn't even know
Yeah, it was just, it popped up Amazon, 20 pound on sale for like 60 or whatever
I was like, yeah, get it now then, it's fucking 20 quid
2023 came out, way
Yeah, I don't think I've seen a Bionic Fantasy XII
There's a lot revolving around XIV because I think that's online
I think XIV updates for it or something, so that's what I think it's online
Yeah, so that game is the latest one
Obviously they're saying the thing for a fan is XIV will come out by 2028
But mate, I see why I'm checking it, we should check Kingdom Hearts IV as well because that was a bad boy game
I feel like I've got Mark in my head for that
I'm sure I saw something, I was like, oh yeah, that's around my birthday
March 26th for anyone who wants to know
Oh, 2026
I don't know what all of them saw then
No, we just wish we were thinking
Probably was, yeah, probably said fucking March 26th, 2026
I know it's been in the year I wanted to get back to the game, it's something that I really wanted to, it's hard mate
Now bear in mind, you says this as one of New Year's resolutions
Yeah, I smashed out the gym and that means I was up half full
I need to sleep if I'm going to do that, I can't be up 9, 10, 11
Yeah, I can't, especially more so the last couple of months, so I do try and, if I finish early I'll try and play for an hour
But yeah, come around 7 o'clock, come around, let me have my dinner and I'll fuck him
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why?
So anyway, Miles, I'll do flying cars
Yeah, I was just saying we just went raw
And I would do obviously that thing from pasture where you get to wake up in 100 years time and wake up from another planet if that was available
Yeah, but yeah, flying cars for me was at least that way, you've got less chance of sitting in fucking traffic
Is it the Jensons, remember that word?
The Jensons, yeah
Yeah, just thought, oh yeah, it's busy on the road
I'm going to fucking go up 15 meters or whatever, I'm just above the houses, oh no, there's still too many round out
Just keep going up to fucking 200 meters or something as long as you've still got breathable oxygen
And it's just, now fair enough, you'd have to make sure you properly switch start
Because people don't even know how to drive in general these days
So if you're up in the air and you're going up and down as well as left and right, you've got to make sure you're looking all the way around
But then again, I'm sure that Elon Musk will be able to sort out the technology on that
You can't even change the lane in the Tesla without clicking in the car on
I was just going to say, yeah
So I'm sure the sensors will be on there, bad boys, you know, Elon's going to fucking sort it out, isn't he?
Yeah
Leads me on to another question when I combined it again now, apologies
So, Rolly asks us, if the two of us started a business together, what would we do?
Oh, it'd have to be some fun, I mean
Because we had a lot of inventions, a lot of ideas over the last thing, like X-Source was the one
X-Source is the actual joke of X-Source though
X-Source is a winner, you know
I don't think it's a winner
I mean, we have patterned the idea if anyone draws to Stevie
But I think it's just because of the additives that have to go into it to make sure it stays
But I reckon we could just get fucking something that tastes the same
Yeah
Because you know, you just got to get consistency rolls open, yeah
Well, that's low as well, yeah
It's like a business though, what do you think?
I would go for doggy daycare style thing where, you know, the wacky wearer house is for kids
But excuse me, a dog version
Right
So, I know it is, it's not a massive thing at the moment, but there is a good few of them in fact
But yeah, essentially you've just got a nice plot of land and you've got fucking lot of activities for the dogs to do
You just say to people, yeah, drop the dogs off, 40 quid for the fucking day or whatever
Or feed them, they've got fucking every other dog and all the fucking activities to do
And yeah, we get to hang around with dogs all day then
That is a good one actually, yeah
Yeah, now it'd have to be something fun, I would say that it'd have to be something different every day
So to speak, so you're not having to sign that every day
Yeah
Well, we could have that again, adult wacky wearer house as well, involves alcohol
You know what, I would love to do something like J. D. Nash travels, so you just go to a random place
Because just to see how we'd handle a lot of other dogs, fucking, just name somewhere, fucking up and down
Can you imagine us in Thailand?
See, I was gonna say a lot of clothing, fucking my Everest or something, but yeah
I don't wanna die, mate, do you know what I mean?
That's too hot, no, I mean, it's just too much, I mean
Oh, so climbing the Moorland Hills then
No, yeah
So really, I think there's one to do with a couple of hours
So yeah, Ash and J. D. in Thailand
Imagine just driving us in a random location and just being like, it's not gonna be a broad, so to speak, like
Well, there's two of us
Yeah, yeah
You're telling them how to grapple, no, mate, you wanna be doing that
I've been telling them everything, no, I mean, you know, with street cooking
No, you haven't even washed your hands, what are you doing?
That's how you fuck your fucking mail, you cunts
Yeah, you wouldn't really be experienced a local cuisine either, you could all, don't like that
It'd be interesting, but in terms of business, it would have to be something like that
Yeah, what's that? I can't get over it
I would look like a nostalgia thing, so like maybe like some student gaming or stuff like that
So
Where you can come in and play a game, have it there
Yeah, so another one of these, well, retro gaming bars
So people can come in, they've got the arcade machines, playstations
Yeah, and probably look, if we could obviously run the spot here, but like maybe a little bit more to go inside
A bit more to then just retro
Like he just says with the fucking the Beyblades, I've not seen any of them do that
I've seen them with the Boobs and they've got like a fucking N64
So we could have little corporations of that, Beyblade and Arena
Have a lot of tables where you can bang out Pokemon card game, Hugo card game and stuff
But you've got to bring your own decks, otherwise if you hire R decks
Then you've got a lot, I've got a 20 quid down deposit so you don't need anything
So also I would have DJing there like on a Friday night so as everyone's fucking Hugo in
I don't know if Hugo wins, you know the fucking, what's that thing that I have on Hugo with the fucking thing on the arm?
I don't know what the arm thing is called but it's just battling any
So like there's a movie, like there's music playing and like every time some of the text is a different tune
Like they're getting served, cornered people
I mean to be fair that would be like the monthly thing, no any sort of fucking, well the weekly thing tonight's the Hugo battle fucking Royale
Next week it's the fucking OG FIFA tournament, not the fucking the new EAFC whatever the fuck it's called
You know banging on paper, not in on or something, you know and so we've got 10 monitors set up
You've got a fucking Siren on the Borey and then it goes to the big screen at the top in the middle afterwards
Matt I think we're fucking, we're gonna have to pattern a few things there
Yeah, I mean with that just on the spot, we're on the spot yeah, I'm fucking doing it
Also we have, we have played Martha, what do I have to report, no play baby
Yeah, because what are the ones, I suppose you could have like Gaggo where you can't concentrate
Cyberpets, she's just about gonna come back over now
Yeah, actually just anything like that, a big card
Yeah, did you mind the card, fucking awesome, remember swiping the card, these done, these done that
Nah, all you do is take that, you don't know it
So yeah, something like that I think is something that we both enjoy and both do
So yeah, doggy day care for a day and then a retro gamer spot on
Yeah, not bad, a few beers, DJ's on, there you go
Yeah, my special auto DJ playlist
I don't want that mate, I don't want the YouTube
They're ready for it, they're ready for it
So yeah, thanks for that question
Yeah, thank you
Now I'm just trying to think what order do we do, we'll get the first sort of features out of the way
And then we'll get on to the confessions afterwards, this doorbell, fucking cracked me off, I'll tell you that
So we will start off, I've got to make sure I don't fucking know, I've already read that one, that was last week
So I've not fucking sorted it out, I've got to have all the prep, you know
So we do have our first one from Moic and he says
Running out of toilet paper, fuck
Yeah, I felt like he was having a shit body's wrote that
Now that is quite painful actually in terms of, because especially if you don't want to ruin your flow do you?
Well to be fair, I've not had this issue for a long long time
I've always got toilet roll, if it's not next to me on the holder, it's in the cupboard right in front of the toilet
So I can always stand up and get the extra roll out
But it's mainly because my missus is a lazy bitch and she'll leave the empty cardboard on the fucking holder instead of getting the one out
And so I like to keep it, that it's free stacked in the actual, the holder bit and then it's got the little arm that the roll sits on that you just peel it off
Which I don't peel it off from it as well, I'll pick it off and then tap my sheets off
Because if you just pull it, that's when fucking it all just goes wild and just falls all over the place
So I'll take it off, like fucking late to the other morning as well, I've had them fucking shit in the south
I'll take it off, tap my sheets off and then with my right hand I've just gone in one motion, didn't even look and it just slipped straight back on
So he told me, I was like, oh no, that's perfectly placed for me, I can just fucking do that
You know, shit, I was fucking just smooth, so yeah, I like to keep it free stacked high and then the one actually on the roll
And if I see it go down, I'll get the one out, because otherwise the missus, it's like she's making a fucking collection for our stack or something with all the fucking empty cardboard
So just take it, you're going downstairs at some point, just fucking take it down, fucking, because as most women do, they'll have the little bit in the bathroom
And don't put it in there, or don't put it on top of it, if you've got to put it on top then just put it in, but just take it down
I've got a whole risotto bin, I've got two bins in the kitchen and one's for risotto bin, so take it down, put it in the risotto bin, fucking cracks me off
I do feel like I'm really swun now because when I've run out all the roll upstairs, I have to come all the way downstairs to get it, it breaks my heart
Yeah, I mean that has happened in the past, I've come close a few times, I know you don't do these public toilets, walking, and I'm not, especially when it's the big holders so you can't vis-à-vis say
So you flick underneath, it says, be your life, there's any toilet roll there, and it's all, oh no, there's nothing in that one, then you've run round to another one there
I remember the last time I had a shit in the public toilet, 2019 mate, there we go, fucking May, I'll give you the day if you want, the 12th
Yeah, but, about to board the plane, to California, can't pay for two bigs beforehand
Cafe Nero, smashed two of them out, I went to K, I've got a girl, I haven't pooped, I can't far, I can't spend my time in the US of A like this
Smashed two Cafe Nero's coffees down there, and also I was fucking clever mate, the last cubicle was big, it wasn't compact, you had space
Yeah, so you went into the disabled one
No, that ain't one, I know, always thinking the same, disabled ones right in front, this one was at the back, just the way the wall curved out, you had more space
There it is
Sound, fucking, took my hoodie off, ready, fucking, I'll push mate
So you say you take your hoodie off, you say that, you take your t-shirt online?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm not naked in the book
I see those hooks on the back of the door sometimes and I'm thinking, how many people have bodies stripped down and put watercolours on them?
Yeah, hoodie off, especially if you know it's going to be a bullshit, you don't want to be fucked this way
I was just saying, I was conspiring about two coffees, I was feeling my stomach, I had to push it, push it, little pebbles mate, but I felt brilliant
I hate the pebble shit
I'm not a rabbit, just talk a moment
You know what, the second day in America I've been to grill the shit in the food, fucking, I told you I've been on shit myself, I've been on the party
But I tell you what though mate, I spent a good hour on that tour after that, I felt fucking brilliant after
Yeah man, well I came close last week, I should have bought it up on last week's episode to be fair but
Well, we fucking ran out of time for everything else as usual, but yeah
I couldn't go properly in the morning after I've done my usual routine of taking a dog out for a walk
So I'm driving away, on the motorway, I could film a stomach starting to get ready, these movements wanted to come soon
And as I'm getting close to the destination, obviously the body's fucking thought, yeah you're nearly there, we're gonna fucking go now
And it got that bad, I was fucking planning where I could fucking stop in my head like yeah there's a fucking labour over here, I can fucking get there
There's a McDonald's here, I could disservice or something, no no, I'll be alright, I'm 15 minutes away from the job, I'm alright, I can fucking, I'm a man, I can hold it in
But as I say, the stomach was really starting to hurt
And I've got off these fucking roundabout, going up this little dual carriageway and I would have pulled into this labour
But as I could see, there was fucking two lorries and a van all over the lights and I was like I definitely can't put a problem there
So carried on, and as I got to the junction, the slip road, but the way I was going, this fucking Range Rover wanker
Roll up the armour, they've already gone to the road, as if to look as if they could overtake me on the bend
And so that was it, more pettiness kicked in, I'm like I don't care, I'm about to ship myself, slow road down, fucking
And you know when the weaving left and right, I was like to say I'm behind you, I'm behind you, I'm right, I'm done
And then even when I got to the T-juncture, I left it right to the end, because I was going left, I wanted to go right
They had the indicator right on, 300 yards before as well, and I left it right to the end, just for me going to the left-hand side
And fucking Dave bombed it, but again, because I could see there was a car coming, I was like I know I've got enough time to go out
They had to fucking wait, they didn't, they nearly got T-bone, it was the fucking point straight out
But it was almost all then, my buddies thought, you know what, you did a good thing then, I'm going to take the pressure off
And the pain went away, so I was all right, I got to the job then, but otherwise it was close
I started to sweat and everything, it's pitch black as well, because the morning's dark now
And yeah, that's all I was thinking, but yeah, there's this label, there's that one, there's fucking this and that
I put on no that I can put in this label, just fucking Dave down, I've got me fucking, not even baby wipes, it's the fucking dead old wipes in the van
In the front of the van, because when I'm sitting in traffic sometimes I'll just give everything a bit of a fucking wipe
You've got to find your time here and there to clean the van, ain't ya?
So I thought, yeah, I'll just use these 11 fucking dead old wipes to wash my ass, he probably would have stung
But you've got to do it, you've got to do it, I was all right, I got to the job, fucking, yeah, straight out of the way
Because the other lad that I was with, he was like, yeah, I'm just going to go for a wee, I was like, well it's a good job, there's two toilets, because I don't need a shit
So yeah, what was it even about then?
The bug roll
The bug roll, you know, all the tangents, no, we did that one, why are these not fucking, that was that, can't believe, I've not properly prepped
So we've got abs saying
Trapped us on these little roads that you can't get around, like just pull over
No, that is painful
It's annoying, but they've got a job to do as well
But I always feel like, if you can see there's 20 cars behind you, just do some decent pullover, let the 20 cars pass and carry on
To be fair, in general, when there is a good few behind, when they can, they will pull over
I've never seen it, I must admit
I've had it enough times, to be honest
So that's why I don't usually mind, what cracks me up though, is when it's
Just someone that, whether they've not been on the road or they're just not a company driver, and they'll go slow
I understand it's a country lane, and like, yeah, when it's a shallow lane, and like, if someone else comes, you've got to be fucking in the bush basement
I understand that, but when you've got definitive middle line, separating the two lanes, you can do at least fucking 40
Yeah, when I'm on a new country road, what I do, I get my sat in the foot
Obviously I'm not going nowhere, but you can just get the map up, so you can see the road ahead basically, see what the layout is
That's all I just do, so I know if there's no tea, no tea drinks and stuff, you can put your foot down
And then, you can just see the layout of the lane, like, it bears the right, or stuff like that
That's the thing, especially when it is open, you can see the road, and it's a straight, you can put your foot down
And you can see it's bending, slow down, yeah, so just don't fucking be idiots, but tractors
I've never seen one pullover, but I get this, because there's a small, windy country lane of not having, but on one, like I just said, where we
Yeah, I suppose more of a B road, but when you've got a definitive white line in the middle, showing that it's two lanes
Then, yeah, obviously I'm putting an opening for someone's drive or something to let a load of cars go fast
Because, again, when they've done that, I'll give a little two, we've got thank you, just show your appreciation
Your appreciation
Yeah, well, try to avoid the country lanes, it's my advice on that to be fair
Because if you don't need to go on them, don't go on them
Because that way you're not going to see tractors, and you're not going to be behind annoying fucking drivers
I mean, you are going to be behind annoying drivers, wherever you are, but at least if you're on a normal road, you've got a better chance of fucking getting around
There's just a fucking idiot surrounding that's more than that
And speaking of idiots, James
We're not a football department, that's fine
There was a message last week, I've already deleted that, there's no point
Just give me more shit, well, this week's one is just more shit again
Vlad, it's over for the United
Yeah, we know, it's fine
We've got a shitload of injuries again, which is an excuse, but it's just, I don't get it, it's not fucking Covid
But injuries, not how so many players injured
I think it's just fine in the way out, mate, it's not me always injured
Well, they were definitely doing that at SoulCharl Wends, and it was Ralph Ragnick as the instrument manager
But you know, fucking Loop Shore, didn't play since February last year
He plays three games for England, comes back injured again
My last year has been 18 months
Mount, he bumped his head, he's fucking eight weeks again
I don't even think he can play ten games, at least the number seven
I don't think they've won it enough
A lot of the players have done that
But James is right, it's over
Well, I'm looking forward to Super Sunday this weekend anyway, before Chelsea
As I said, I think Chelsea, I said at the beginning of the season
You did? Well, I'm still backing them, so come on, Chelsea
It was two shouts in England manager, that's over for Four News
What did James say last week?
I can't remember, just some other bullshit similar, really was
I've deleted it, I don't know
He loves those, man, you have been absolute shit
Yeah, but he needs to remember, you know, it's ten years since that Gerard sleep
And Mo Salah celebrated for Chelsea on that day, because he was playing for them
So, stick that, I'll be fucking ass you all
But yeah, we're not a football podcaster, we're Toros
We've got them out of the way
We are getting ever closer to Halloween again, and we do have another ghost story
Right, these have become one of my favourite things, you know
Well, it's fucking nice, isn't it? A lot of guys are just fucking pinging on me
And we all look at the last turn of podcasts, where we do football and ghost stories
Back to back as well, you know, a lot of magic at them
Oh, yeah, I won't go off for one year, go on
I was about, yeah
Oh, God, that's how simple it is though, you know, that's the ADHD, and he's just fucking
Oh, he says something, there's more to it than something, let's fucking talk about that for twenty years
Again, apologies, I didn't put your name on this, as of transfer days
So the story goes, I'm a nineteen year old female, recently I've been stressed doing online college and stuff
So I haven't been sleeping as much
On the tenth of this month, so only the other day, went to bed around two, a.m.
Standard night, school, anime, sleep
Around four, I woke up, we've slept, powerless, uh
Slee, powerless, oh, I'm fucking struggling with this
Sleep, powerless, it's, it's, it's, yeah, yeah, so
You've got it there, mate. Yeah, she's fucking, she can't move
Yeah, but she's awake. Yeah, I don't know what, I'm fucking struggling with words
I was laying in bed, facing my open wardrobe, and I could feel myself getting pulled towards it
Uh, my knee was out from under the covers, and I could feel my legs starting to straighten
As I felt the pull, I started to panic more, and try to fall asleep
I have a fan in my room, and the static sound from it started turning to voices
Sounded like two men, one said, are you ready to die?
And the other asked, how?
As I heard them, my heart started to pound in my chest
I tried to say no, as the pull of my leg kept drawing me closer to the wardrobe
But it didn't help, since I couldn't move, or form any words
As I continued to feel these parallels, while I was struggling
As I continued to struggle, feel parallelised, I thought to myself
Lord, watch over me, Lord
And as soon as I asked that question, everything stopped
I got control over my body, and I could hear my fan again
My cat, who was sleeping at my feet, jumped up and ran to my wardrobe, and started to meow in peace
My body was damp, but we've sweat
I thought she'd enjoyed it for a moment
My body was damp, we've sweat, my heart felt like it was pounding out of my chest
I immediately got off, and turned the light on, as I stared at my wardrobe from the bed
I couldn't go back to sleep
In the morning, when I heard my parents get off, I walked out at 7
Which is a shock, as I usually sleep until 12
How can you for today?
But saying that, I used to enjoy doing it
Went to bed at 2?
Yes, she did
And didn't get to sleep until after a sleep paralysis
Fucking parallelised, cold fly
So they listened to me, and what happened
And I know I have had things happen in the past, other stories similar
So they went on, they went with me to my room, and we prayed
It sounds like you need more than prayers, to be honest
My dad was standing by the wardrobe, and the side next to him
Wait, sorry, some people, I don't mean to sound offensive or anything, but some people's punctuation and lack thereof is a bit of a straw to read sometimes
So my dad was standing next to the wardrobe, and the side next to him, by the wardrobe
So I don't know if she or a mum was next to him then, as they were praying
Oh, right, sorry, so we carried on reading
So the side of his body that was next to the wardrobe started to get goosebumps
So he's getting a tingly of the 80, that's where he was going
It was strange, since then I don't sleep until I hear my parents get up and the sun is up
So I'm nearly 8 o'clock in the morning now then, that's if you are in the UK
I sleep with my Bible and cross his near me now
I've had a few bad dreams, I can give you information of those if you want, but they're just very different from more usual dreams
So, firstly, hopefully you don't go through that again, or at least in a violent way
Because obviously we don't want anything bad to happen to any of our listeners
Keep praying, if the Lord is there looking over you, and hopefully he or she or they will protect you
And probably just start sleeping in the bed with your mum at that for a couple of weeks or something
Well obviously this before, it looks and looks and it's tough and I've experienced something like this, but obviously not in my own heart
I was finding it quite fascinating when we hear stuff like this, just, you know, I find it quite interesting actually
Because obviously I've never experienced anything whatsoever like this, so it's a fair lot of people actually go through that
Well there was the whole film about it, right now, I can't think of the entity
So she was, well she was writing everything from this entity, this demon or ghost
Oh yeah, because the scary movie rips off in the web, and she had Wednesday's vlog fucking underwear on Saturday
I feel like it's sort of the new one of them coming out, hope not
But yeah, the entity ended up following her from house to house as well
That's right, yeah
I don't know if we did cover this before on the earlier episode, but I feel like where she is now, it still happens a little bit
But the entity is still with her
Well she attached to her
Yeah, the draw is getting her
But yeah, hopefully you do stay safe
And yet keep us posted, if any more of that happens, we'll get the Ghost Buster in
Yeah, definitely
Fucking Ghost Buster-y off
Now, sadly we do have to get on to our final feature, which you all love, Ashley definitely loves
And it's kind of a similar theme, you know, we've just had the ghost story where she's praying, obviously on the religious side, with the Bible
Keeping her safe, walking nasty ghosts, onto the confessions
This music cracks me up every time we go
Right
So confession one
Sometimes I just think all the times me and my girlfriend had and she broke up with me in August
I'm really tired of thinking of her, she made me so happy
And now she's gone, I just want her back
I just want her back, she's made me smile without doing anything, her smile was amazing and she was so beautiful
I wish I had never chance to have her, of course she's left me
And now I'm having a Super Solar Thought
Just to clarify, we're not laughing that people have a Super Solar Thought
But I feel like this is slowly a bit of a wonder, is it finished?
That's finished, that's it, that's how it finished
Literally, yeah
I feel like this is a bit of a wonder
Yeah, I mean, someone's here, I mean, I'm really, she made me so happy and now she's gone
This is some 42 year old bit of a concert
But like, if it is someone's being too, it happens, she happens
Because again, if it is real, that's a younger lad that is
Yeah, I mean
Because you don't feel old like when you're in your 30s?
No, no, it's fucking, I mean to be fair, you can't just eat, come in
Even in your mid 20s and that, you can't already for it, you're like, fuck it, sorry about fucking saying that
But unless you're crooked
I know she made you happy and she's gone and you want her back because her smile was amazing
But other people's smiles will be just as amazing if not more
Yeah, the next girl that you get with might have turkey teeth
So then she's got a gleaming smile there
What should this individual do, Jay, to cleanse his suicide upwards?
Watch a lot of porn, plenty of porn, not good shuffles
Now you'd be sorting up to some old nifang girls, you know, like get some personal message
Because you can pile them to give you a dick right and everything like that, you know, just, you know, let's see how that goes
Yeah, get on the bumble and hinge and shit and it just starts lagging out a bit
You know, just, and don't be picky, sleep with anyone, get those free AMers
The TensorFlows
Just don't get it, because you know, you just need to fucking get over it and start feeling good about yourself
Those TensorFlow girls are different, they're heavy
Heavy on the mind, heavy on the heart
In some aspects, yeah, yeah, but no, I agree, fuck it, TensorFlow girls, you know how it goes
Go out with the lads, yeah, go out with lads, you don't get nothing, TensorFlow, go to TensorFlow girls, they'll be heavier, you know, they're in the corner
Usually with some KFC or something
Yeah, just saying
They ain't got a KFC
Fucking easy win there
Winner, winner, chicken dinner
Right, right, so, right, so going on to session two now, we have
Years ago, I had to spend a year in prison, nothing really serious, just got in with the wrong crowd, anyhow
I worked in an area that had a bathroom, in mates, I would usually try and shit in there because there was more privacy
I think I did not shit for around 15 days and when I finally did, it was in that bathroom
What does it sound like you wrote this one in?
Well, to be fair, if I was in prison, I think I would go 15 days without a shit as well
Right, no one was around, I'd go in and sit on the shitter
The Royal throne
Right, where's that going? And yeah, I did my business and got up and looked in the bowl and started to laugh
I swear this turd was a fucking monster
It was as far into the water as I could see and the red was in the rim of the toilet
It had to be at least 18 inches long and very thick, it was a picture perfect turd
I wiped my ass, it's a voice of pride, the paper was clean, perfect, I could not flush it
I wanted this to be seen by others, about an hour later I heard people laughing and there was one staff member
standing at the door telling people there was something they needed to see inside the bathroom
It was like a fucking tour guide, I never figured out that I was the one
I just wondered if they needed to cut it off, we were trying so before flushing
You have those poos of once in your life, they're like, I couldn't knock a lock, where they're in the pan of water and then they also stick out
Doing it necessarily, but that's a big shit 18 inches, but I always feel the best, I don't know when they come out of that
I do feel like he didn't wipe his ass properly, we all love a good ghost boy
If 18 inches of shit has come out of your ass, you've got to give a little bit of a poke and make sure you fuck with me and no
We all know he done a carlessy while temming slayala and he was a fork
So you don't need any how-marys, you've done nothing wrong, but it sounds like you couldn't flush the toilet
Even if you did try, you couldn't have gone anywhere and you bought joy to a lot of people's day
So I feel like you should be proud of that one, I mean he's definitely proud of the shit
So you're the sort of person that had to somehow get it down, that's all
I mean, he kept someone in the job for that day, the cleaner is the, I don't know, fucking shitty wage for that day
I think, I genuinely didn't mean that, top panster
Yeah, I mean, we've all been there with a fucking fat shit that doesn't want to flush
You just got to fucking stab at it, and right, if you fucking have to stab at it with the toilet brush, claim the toilet brush afterwards
I don't mean get your hand in it and fucking blow up, rinse it out
Just once all the shit's gone out of toilet, flush the toilet again and fucking have the toilet brush and wang it in and out
And fucking water to get all the shit out of you, tap it on the side and everything, get all that shit up
Because if you keep putting shit inside the toilet brush holder, you're not cleaning the toilet, you're smearing more shit around
I wouldn't have a toilet brush, for that reason
So when you've got fucking skid marks in the toilet, are you cleaning it?
Honestly, I would get a bit of tissue, flush it and do the same thing
So you know
And then wash my hands
I'll have to do these on a lot of jobs, because like new builds or if we're doing a bathroom and there's no toilet brush or anything
Then yeah, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do it all around the fingers
A bit of a polish, and then yeah, clean my hands
You know, do a bit of Europe one or something, I know a lot of people wouldn't do that, they'll just leave the skids
It's one of the most annoying things is a dirty toilet
The amount of people's houses are going to, and the toilet's not clean
You know you've got people coming around, clean that toilet
Yeah, get rid of those fucking shit
Fair enough, if you've got your personal and own bathroom, you're not in the suite upstairs and you don't want to clean that, yes sound
But if there's a toilet, a guest toilet, or a main bathroom that people are going to use, make sure that's clean
Fucking, I won't say who, but I fucking shamed someone into washing their toilet once
Fucking, my dad
But I went round and the downstairs toilet, it was filled, like, not shit stains on that
It was just because it's not been cleaned properly for years, you know, when it's already yet a grime and fucking scar on the inside
So he bought a house like that, and fucking, look, you buy a house, you give it a deep clean fucking as soon as you move in
Even if the people that have left to give it a clean, you still fucking do, don't you?
No, all the fucking grime in there, and I was round there, I was like, I couldn't have that
Like, when I properly clean my fucking toilet, I don't probably be fucking marigolds or anything
Bare hands, fucking scar at, and I'm fucking bleaching the life out of my hands in the water and everything
I'm fucking scrubbing, even around the fucking U-Bends
You can't see, but I'm fucking scrubbing there
So, I fucking shamed him when I went round again the next day, spotless
So I know that was an angry play, that's what that was, fucking, fucking shoot, really
Sadden me, fucking torn his filthy feet, yeah, it was, because it's fucking, it's boiled
Like, now, I can understand leaving a little bit of a fucking streak for yourself to piss off, like, later on
You know that you're cooking, like, I don't know, say it's a fucking Friday or a Saturday
You've gone middle of the day, you know you're gonna be fucking going back again in an hour or so to have another piece
So, like, yeah, that's target for me, that is, I'm gonna piss that off
And it can be a lot of games
What do men do, though?
Because it is, it's targetting it
Even if you go in slow, for big toilets, it's a bit of shit, just piss
Or you're rolling on, and there's a fucking chewing gum and that, you fucking aim at it
It's just swedin' it
Yeah, but yeah, it's just fucking, yeah, target something to fucking do, any
And it's making sure you don't make a mess there
But in general, clean your fucking toilets
Make sure, go back to previous episodes and listen to how to walk your ass properly
So make sure you walk your ass properly, gotta be fucking spotless
Make sure your toilet's clean
Basics are fucking long
Well, yeah
Yeah, and on that shit nose, we gotta fucking leave it there
Yeah, and any, uh, any corresponds that we haven't done, what we'll get on to it next week
Yeah, because there was a couple mentions about, um, that mad little fucking section at the end of last week as well
The fucking people with second lives in the head and all that
Oh, right, right, right
So thanks for the appreciation on that
If I can find more stories of similar or, I don't know, similar sort of stories
Like, weird things going on and that
I will, I'm just having that time this week to find anything to be honest with
But, uh, if I can, cause I enjoy talking about it as well
Yeah, it's just weird, different, yeah
But as always, keep sending your messages, links are always in the description
But email is at realtorkingpart at gmail.com
Hotline is back online, I don't know why it wasn't working last week
But, fully charged, on working, send the messages
The bosomies called the other day, didn't ring the bell
I don't know if it was someone actually trying to fucking just ring and speak to me
Or if it was a fucking cold call, like, but no fucking
And you've had no utility pics yet?
No
Ah, no, you don't want them, do you?
No, I don't want any of that crude shit
Um, you know, even if the big, massive fucking sloppers of tits, I don't want any of them
Right
I can only imagine the message I get back, you know
It'll be some gays and it sends some man-sick-simo
Hairy nipples and everything, fucking foil
Probably James
But yeah, the hotline 0747048096
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But boy would some be in the ears a gateway though, mate
I don't know, it's just penetration in the wrong hole, I mean, that's all
So yeah, we'll see you fucking next week, we'll always say something to your wrong
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