1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,780 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:09,300 The podcast in fun with a side of Wicked, ready? 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,800 Cause you won't want to quit 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,940 They bring the last, they bring the noise 5 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:19,140 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 6 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:21,940 From deep discussions to silly tales 7 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:25,500 The real talk and podcast never fails 8 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:29,500 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 9 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 10 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,500 Better than squiddy and no soul sly 11 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:39,000 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 12 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:54,000 Hi everyone and welcome to this week's episode of the real talk and podcast 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,000 We're your hosts Ash and JD 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Well, it's raining again 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Probably not to everyone that's listening at home 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 But it's been a long week, a long day 17 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Exciting week with some things really 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Elon Musk, WeRobot, what is going on about 19 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I've got to bring it up first because we have a couple of messages about it this week 20 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I know Lee was definitely one 21 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 I'm just being lazy now people, I'll be honest 22 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Without going through the rest of the messages and seeing how many names 23 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 But essentially asking what's our opinions on it 24 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,000 At first I thought it was fake 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Yeah, it seemed too fake to me, it seemed like too iRobot 26 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 It literally looked as if it was iRobot 27 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 And it just looked not refurbished 28 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 But you know when the read the graphics 29 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 It looked like it just modernised it to a degree didn't it? 30 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Yeah, because they did it with Star Wars and other films and I think they just tweaked the graphics a bit 31 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Making it look more realistic 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 And especially because essentially a carbon coffee art not 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Pretty much yeah 34 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 The face, yeah they haven't got the facial features 35 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 But the head's still the same, the body looks the same 36 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 It just looked like they've been remodelled to a degree 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Literally from that 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,000 In Easy People in the more green suits or CGI or something 39 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:27,000 And then I started seeing the actual footage 40 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,000 So he's pulled up in front of a fucking screen and he's saying this and that blah blah blah 41 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,000 They're gonna serve you drinks, they're gonna fucking mingle with you 42 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 And it was just meant to, I just couldn't believe it 43 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 It's mad because it's just come out not so much out of nowhere 44 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,000 But you wouldn't fall with that far ahead, that's where we are 45 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Obviously the driver's cars where you can then taxi and make money off them and all that stuff 46 00:02:53,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah, but in 10 days he's fucking absolutely smashed the, so with the Wii robot 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:07,000 He's got the biggest satellite network grouping as well 48 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 And what else was that? I don't know, there was that self driving car 49 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 There was the buzz, the coach ring, the buzz as well 50 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Sorry, yeah, because that's still to do with this Wii robot stop block 51 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:25,000 But then the other one, with the SpaceX as the fucking fucking rocket landing back down 52 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 It catches it fucking, but it's not really catching it there 53 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 It's obviously proper maps, proper science 54 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:35,000 And he's just thought, yeah, back in the fucking hooks 55 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:39,000 It is absolutely fucking cold 56 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,000 He's a mad bastard, he's fucking cookie, but he's fucking, he's killed it 57 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:51,000 He's pushing everyone in terms of new ideas 58 00:03:51,000 --> 00:04:00,000 So like the robots, the Wii robots, the cars, everything just pushing people to progress further 59 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah, pushing the boundaries and making everyone, well not everyone 60 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 More people out in the science world 61 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Did he say when, basically you could get one of these robots, because I know the cars 62 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Which I thought the cars was 2026 with $30,000 there was on the cost, driverless 63 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I thought the robots were 30 grand? 64 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:31,000 No, so the cars will be in production by 2026 and cost under $30,000 for the car, the robot taxi if you want to call it 65 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:41,000 In terms of the Wii robots, I can't remember when he says that I'd be off and running 66 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 So I thought it was all at the same time 67 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Boy, so maybe it starts because the boys might be there 68 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:54,000 See, because in my heads, when I heard the self-driving taxis and that 69 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,000 I assumed that it was going to be one of the Wii robots driving it basically 70 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 I mean it doesn't mean to me, because it just drives itself, it's not only how you can't make money 71 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I'd imagine that, you know, to just be that body pretending to be the driver really 72 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Hello, just turn around, you're all right mate, how's your day been? Good week? 73 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,000 It is weird to imagine, I was going to say, look it is weird to imagine like potentially 15 years 74 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:24,000 No one's driving, cars are driving themselves, I mean in some cases it's probably a good thing 75 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I was just about to say, with the experience that I've had getting over here today 76 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 It definitely will be a lot better 77 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Which I've got a question which was from Miles, which we'll get on to after this little section 78 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Still talking about the fucking bus man that he is, Elon Musk 79 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:55,000 So if the price is reasonable, let's just say the Wii robot is for a grand as well 80 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Do you think you'd get one? If you had the money to spare? 81 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Yeah, if I had to spare obviously, yeah 82 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Because it's just men's that are needlode, they're literally made 83 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,000 So they'll do all your domestic chores and that for you that you don't want to do 84 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:14,000 That we haven't got time for, so clean the house, yes, want a robot to do that obviously 85 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 We'd all like a fit French mate to be bought 86 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I don't know what's going to cost more in the long run 87 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I think you only see that in your kind of movies mate 88 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I don't know what movies you're up to 89 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Fuck, do you want to get me fucking? 90 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 I have saw some of these things on TikTok 91 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:39,000 It's like my test a robot looking at me, I'm a fifth one to that 92 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,000 It's got that picture from the iRobot one where it's just like 93 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Yeah, it did pop in my head the other day actually 94 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Because I've got one of those new doorbells and that and I've got the cameras 95 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Which I still haven't settled 96 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,000 But I did think about putting the one camera inside the house 97 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 So I thought I'd just shout it out if he's been a little prick 98 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 He's got the fucking letters again 99 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Then I thought no, there's no day, I'd forget that it's there 100 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I'd be having a fucking wank and the mrs can fucking watch 101 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Not while she's fucking a mum's or something like that 102 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Yeah, I'm a bit of a foreflash in my life 103 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Not while she's sitting fucking at a mum's or she's in the office 104 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 She could dirty talk through the phone 105 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Nah, fuck me off, don't need fucking that 106 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I just want to concentrate, I just want to get it done 107 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 But you know, I'm not fucking... 108 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Constraint the French mate 109 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Yeah, fucking, you know, all the Bacarque porn that I watch any 110 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah, I don't need it, you know, five minutes done any 111 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I don't need fucking dirty talk back 112 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Would you get one of these robots? 113 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah 114 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 It would be good any, feed the dog 115 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Well, it's that, you know 116 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Again, look, if you can't be asked, taking the dog for a walk 117 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Especially look, if it's raining, go on now 118 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Go, yeah, saying let's get the fucking rain back on the dog 119 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 You take the dog out, I've got shit to do in the house 120 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I don't know what you're going to do since the robot's already cleaned the house 121 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I can imagine you making everyone a bit more lazy 122 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 It will definitely make people more lazy 123 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,000 But on the other hand, it means you've got more time to do stuff that you actually enjoy them as well 124 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 So you can literally, well, the house needs a good tidy up this weekend 125 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You crack on with that, wear a rock straighter, manna 126 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Fuck you, let's not be 127 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Yeah, fuck you, off the road, innit, kid? 128 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 So yeah, it's starting to look 129 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000 It's going to be a good couple of years now, we've all this stuff coming out, Reddit 130 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:41,000 So I've just looked, you are right, so the Tesla Optimus robots will cost somewhere between 20,000, 30,000 US dollars 131 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,000 So still roughly the same as Einstein and so on, man 132 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:50,000 If you had the toy starts, if you had 30,000 dollars, would you get the car or the robot? 133 00:08:50,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Well, I'd most like to get the robot because we'll find out in a couple of weeks what is going to happen with this UK budget 134 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Not to talk too much about the politics again at the moment 135 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:16,000 But if we do get this paper-mobile system, I don't want to be fucking paying for a robot driving car 136 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I thought you were scrapping that, I thought you were scrapping that, I fucking hope so 137 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Because I've already done the math, I'd be paying up four and a half grand a year 138 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Yeah, it's ridiculous, isn't it, just to draw it 139 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Where at the moment the road tax on the van is two-sixty or something for twelve months 140 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,000 So yeah, I wouldn't do it, I'll fucking refuse to pay 141 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:47,000 And if they would force me to, I'd just stop being on the tools, I'll just get a job in a fucking factory 142 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 And this is what they don't understand, well I think they do understand 143 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 But it will force people to stop working 144 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Yeah, more people ask for jobs 145 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Yeah, so if you're working from home or getting jobs where they have to use public transport 146 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,000 So that means the buses are going up, trains are going up for the fucking safety because they just can 147 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Taxi fares are going up, plane fares are probably going up as well when there's no need to as well 148 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Garages will start to lose business, so their process is up as well 149 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Obviously delivery fares are going up, food are going up, fucking everything is going up if they have to do this 150 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 No one's going to earn more money 151 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I had this conversation with someone, I was like when was the last time the government did something that he was like 152 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Yeah, that was good that was 153 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I honestly can't say anything 154 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I can't remember, no more than I thought, I think they've done me a solid debt 155 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Yeah, and this is what cracks me up about this, you know, British governments 156 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Because you look at the stats at the moment when Trump was in power to what's going on 157 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 As of the moment with Kamala slash Biden, buck you for that rain 158 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:05,000 So with the current regime, it's all red crosses, this is down, this is down, this is shit 159 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:11,000 But when it was Trump, it was all green, fuel prices down, buck you 160 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Jobs, people in jobs, buck you, everything was fucking good 161 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:22,000 And it's like, why can't we have that, we don't see stats like that saying this is what's improved 162 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Every fucking cunt that takes over, I've inherited this problem 163 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 So you've got to pay more money to get us out of this problem 164 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:35,000 But what we're not after all, stop fucking sending money to every fucking Tom Dick and Harry that doesn't need it 165 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 And then fucking sort your shit out 166 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah, as I said to you before, I would stop sending money abroad for two years and just keep it in house, so to speak 167 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Yeah, it's foreign aid money that we shouldn't be handing out 168 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Again, everyone's got their own opinion on the illegal immigration, but when it's five million per day 169 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:02,000 For even the smaller councils to pay these hostels and that 170 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Five million a day per like little district, I think I saw or heard someone say that it's like 350 million a day across the 171 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Just England, some other, to house them for these illegals that have come over 172 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Which we can't afford that, we can't afford it, so stop fucking sending money 173 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And then illegally, illegal immigrants that, yeah 174 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Fresh off the boat, don't need it 175 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 If you want to come in, come in legally, but yeah 176 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 So, let's move on 177 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 But we're not a political podcast 178 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:41,000 So, going on to Miles' question then 179 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:47,000 What futuristic invention do you wish existed right now? 180 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000 So for me, it would have to be something where you could visit another planet 181 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Like, you know, like, a passenger where you're frozen, you can wake up on another planet 182 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Have you seen that movie? 183 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah, cryogenic freezing 184 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah, so I wish that 185 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:11,000 What about instant transmission, go-boost off, because then you're not losing any time 186 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 That's not technology though, is it? 187 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Probably could be, because that's kind of like a teleportation anyway 188 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Don't get me wrong, that would be better, but I mean like 189 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,000 You're not going to be frozen for a lot of people that you know and love that haven't done the same process 190 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 You know what though, if you could use like instant transmission 191 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Everyone else here would be thinking they could turn super saiyan there 192 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 And you'd be breaking other people's hearts 193 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 I know a lot of people that fucking think they could turn super saiyan anyway 194 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I know some lads that watch Dragon Ball Z and was like, can I turn it? 195 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Is this real? 196 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:48,000 There's just one person in mind from school that just comes straight to me 197 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 And Sam Carter, he just loved it in there 198 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah 199 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Like he'd be that kid that runs around doing the roster run and that 200 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Have you seen the new Dragon Ball thing on Netflix? 201 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Not the guy, it's the thing on Netflix I think it came out in the USA last week as this episode is 202 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 And the new one, Dragon Ball the Army 203 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Yeah and it comes out this week in the UK 204 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Right, so I saw that there was something coming out, but basically saw the title 205 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 I don't want to say anything about it 206 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 And then everything to do with the game just kept coming out of the tickets 207 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Sparkles it, yeah 208 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Have you seen any of the rage compilations ever? 209 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 For the game? 210 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Yeah, no not 211 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Because people, obviously there's hardcore gamers are fucking trying to do it 212 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Unlock expert level or whatever and they're just struggling 213 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 So with the first saga on Dragon Ball Z 214 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 The first saiyan saga with Frieza coming over 215 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 And then when he goes into the great A 216 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Everyone's just struggling to do it 217 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:56,000 And one guy in particular is like, I've done it to my 10th try, fuck it 218 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:02,000 And he's screaming and he's like, there's no fucking footage of his face, it's just his voice 219 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000 But you know he's ready to fucking just launch into the corner 220 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Yeah, being a mad boy 221 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Everyone's struggling, so just slow with the level 222 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 And also you can't dash your controls nowadays because it's like 70lb of pop 223 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Yeah, as well as before it was like 15, 10 quid if you didn't get the proper one 224 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Mate, I was looking at Boyan 225 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Have you seen the, I think it's the first anniversary PS4 226 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,000 So it's replicating the colours of the original PS1 227 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 So it's like shades of grey 228 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000 As long as it brings out the original when you turn it on that noise 229 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I feel like it does have that 230 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:43,000 If you don't have that, then Mr.Roych would be there because that was the fucking best sound in 231 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Yeah, just imagine that it's in your head 232 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:51,000 So I wasn't going to get the PS4, but I looked it up on the controllers 233 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Because again, same colours and that 234 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Even though they're not out yet or they weren't out when I went to look 235 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 All the pre-sales completely sold out, so fucking hell 236 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Something like that, they know he's going to fucking crash right off 237 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Just make more, it's not hard is it, just make more 238 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 You know that you're going to sell more than 100,000 units 239 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:18,000 So make 200,000, make a fucking million, they're going to get sold, it doesn't matter 240 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Have you seen any of the Pokemon leagues as well? 241 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,000 So apparently there's like a gen 10 coming out 242 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Called the gen n and something 243 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 So like it had the initial code 244 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000 And then the, yeah, just the letters weren't there, similar to the next game that's coming out 245 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Which is X, ZA isn't it, sorry 246 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:51,000 So I don't understand this, how can there be all these fucking creepy folklore made for all the individual Pokemon? 247 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Like, Tolyphlosions meant to be a fucking predator 248 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Yeah, so it was like all the original polka decks weren't like entries 249 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Yeah, but there's backstories for it in that as well for each one 250 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000 The Ponyta and Rapidash one, that was weird 251 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Two hunters, one fucking follows the rules, the other one doesn't 252 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:19,000 And he's like, yeah, I want to get this Rapidash 253 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:26,000 But she says to me, don't shoot me and don't shoot any of the Ponyta because they are our children 254 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 So he's married to fucking Rapidash 255 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Then the hunter that doesn't follow the rules ends up shooting one of the other Rapidash 256 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Then starts shooting the fucking Ponyta 257 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:46,000 And it's like, hang on, the starters, the fucking good hunters fucking this Rapidash and making Ponyta 258 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 And then the other ones doing the wrong thing really, no, this is basically the other thing 259 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 I'm not gonna kill you all 260 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Yeah, it's just weird, I'm seeing all sorts of random fucking stories 261 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:02,000 All we don't know how true it is though, because why, why am I not saying that 262 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Some of these fucking Asians are weird though, aren't they? 263 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:10,000 We've all seen those strange tentacle porn mangas, not that I'm sitting there watching 264 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,000 But it's like, why is that a fucking, a fetish and look, something that you enjoy 265 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:22,000 I mean, no, if you think about it, some of the old data entries for the Pokedex was a bit wild 266 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Like the Pidgeys eating catapults and everything like that 267 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, but that's more realistic because that's evolution, not evolution, sorry 268 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 And it was like Gengar, like Jean and people's souls and all that stuff 269 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 But I know he's made from that, yeah 270 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Yeah, because that is more a blocker, you know, if ghosts were real and demons are real and that's what they're doing 271 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:46,000 And again, birds, the fucking catapulters and worms and shitmulled 272 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:52,000 But, you know, it's telling the story of fucking a Pokemon being a fucking rapist 273 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Why, why are you making that up? 274 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:02,000 And why would it still be accessible to be fucking happy to delete that shit? 275 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,000 I do hope though, obviously I've never played Legends of Arc, just the old game 276 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Still needs to be answered 277 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Right, so to bring out a new Switch and now I think it's called Switch 2 278 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Yes 279 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000 So for the next gen is new, I'm gonna be on a new platform 280 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:23,000 I just hope this Legends, the AI or the Genseng game 281 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Is just everything we want it to be 282 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Because you know, it doesn't feel right when you're playing a Pokemon game at the moment 283 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 I just hope it just feels anyhow 284 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Everyone knows what I'm on about, I hope it's everything we want it to be 285 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Yeah, sort of the best thing that I saw recently regarding Pokemon anyway was 286 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:58,000 A chap around our age, I think to be honest, and he's bought his son an old Game Boy Color 287 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:04,000 And then Pokemon Reds, I don't know if it was a replica but he's unpacked it out of the fucking box and that 288 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:10,000 And he sat there with his son watching him play and so this lad's about 5 or 6 years old and he's invested 289 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,000 He's like what's going on, you can see him enjoying it 290 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:23,000 And I thought that's great because he now knows that he's got something that he can properly bond with with his son 291 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:29,000 And grow up doing, and he can do it fast as well, can go through all these games up to a certain point 292 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I've got a question, I always thought this one was a kid 293 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:40,000 So you know Pokemon Red, I used to say you're battling someone, you used to see your Pokemon from behind 294 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:46,000 And now you used to piss me off because you used to look a bit shit from behind 295 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:53,000 And I always wanted my Pokemon to be the one on the opposite of the screen so you see yourself and that Pokemon 296 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:58,000 You know if you've got a Charizard, you want to see your Charizard, don't you? 297 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:05,000 So everyone know what I'm on about, when you're in the battle screen, I wanted to be so you're forward facing the Charizard 298 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:11,000 And then me behind, so like when I throw him out obviously I slide out, Charizard comes in or whatever 299 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Was that just me or did you have those feet? Like that kind of thinking or feeling? 300 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000 I don't think I really thought about that back in the day 301 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:28,000 But when you do play the logs of Arceus, again you can, can you see the same thing? 302 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I think it zooms around like in a 360 doesn't it? 303 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Yeah but with Arceus anyway, you can fucking, you can move around so you can essentially watch them battle each other 304 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 So it's a lot better 305 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:50,000 And I feel that with Arceus as well, that's the way that we needed the games to evolve 306 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000 So you're not just following that linear path and doing what you need to do 307 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:03,000 There's a lot of other stuff that you can do, just free roam and just, you know, you can just sit there in a fucking bush 308 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:09,000 And watch the Pokemon do their natural thing, it's what we needed to evolve into 309 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Look Pokemon on there 310 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000 I didn't mean it but yeah so 311 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:22,000 But yeah, hopefully the next game, because that comes out, is it coming out next month? 312 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Next year 313 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Next year 314 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Yeah, the legends of Zerat 315 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Yeah I thought it was coming out in November 316 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Yeah November next year 317 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 So we've got still over 12 months to go 318 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Yes 319 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000 I'm sure it's next year, I would, the Witcher has been here 320 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000 It's not like I've got enough time to play it at the moment 321 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000 I've still got so many other games I'm trying to get through 322 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 So is that same February there? 323 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,000 No, it's saying release window of 2025 324 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Obviously that's when the news came out about the game 325 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 So yeah, we're still going to play it 326 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 It's normally not that, but time is it when a Pokemon game comes out? 327 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Yeah, as far as we can see, it's November I think there 328 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:08,000 It's shame, but as I've got a couple of games that I'm still playing through that I haven't got enough time to properly play 329 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I even bought a Bionic Fantasy XVI the other day just because it was on sale 330 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Is that what the newbie spot? 331 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 No, I didn't even know 332 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Yeah, it was just, it popped up Amazon, 20 pound on sale for like 60 or whatever 333 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,000 I was like, yeah, get it now then, it's fucking 20 quid 334 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 2023 came out, way 335 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Yeah, I don't think I've seen a Bionic Fantasy XII 336 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:39,000 There's a lot revolving around XIV because I think that's online 337 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:44,000 I think XIV updates for it or something, so that's what I think it's online 338 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Yeah, so that game is the latest one 339 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Obviously they're saying the thing for a fan is XIV will come out by 2028 340 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:59,000 But mate, I see why I'm checking it, we should check Kingdom Hearts IV as well because that was a bad boy game 341 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I feel like I've got Mark in my head for that 342 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:07,000 I'm sure I saw something, I was like, oh yeah, that's around my birthday 343 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000 March 26th for anyone who wants to know 344 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Oh, 2026 345 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I don't know what all of them saw then 346 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 No, we just wish we were thinking 347 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Probably was, yeah, probably said fucking March 26th, 2026 348 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I know it's been in the year I wanted to get back to the game, it's something that I really wanted to, it's hard mate 349 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Now bear in mind, you says this as one of New Year's resolutions 350 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Yeah, I smashed out the gym and that means I was up half full 351 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,000 I need to sleep if I'm going to do that, I can't be up 9, 10, 11 352 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Yeah, I can't, especially more so the last couple of months, so I do try and, if I finish early I'll try and play for an hour 353 00:24:54,000 --> 00:25:00,000 But yeah, come around 7 o'clock, come around, let me have my dinner and I'll fuck him 354 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, why? 355 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000 So anyway, Miles, I'll do flying cars 356 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Yeah, I was just saying we just went raw 357 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:20,000 And I would do obviously that thing from pasture where you get to wake up in 100 years time and wake up from another planet if that was available 358 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Yeah, but yeah, flying cars for me was at least that way, you've got less chance of sitting in fucking traffic 359 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Is it the Jensons, remember that word? 360 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000 The Jensons, yeah 361 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Yeah, just thought, oh yeah, it's busy on the road 362 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm going to fucking go up 15 meters or whatever, I'm just above the houses, oh no, there's still too many round out 363 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Just keep going up to fucking 200 meters or something as long as you've still got breathable oxygen 364 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:57,000 And it's just, now fair enough, you'd have to make sure you properly switch start 365 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Because people don't even know how to drive in general these days 366 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:09,000 So if you're up in the air and you're going up and down as well as left and right, you've got to make sure you're looking all the way around 367 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000 But then again, I'm sure that Elon Musk will be able to sort out the technology on that 368 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000 You can't even change the lane in the Tesla without clicking in the car on 369 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 I was just going to say, yeah 370 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:24,000 So I'm sure the sensors will be on there, bad boys, you know, Elon's going to fucking sort it out, isn't he? 371 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Yeah 372 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Leads me on to another question when I combined it again now, apologies 373 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:40,000 So, Rolly asks us, if the two of us started a business together, what would we do? 374 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Oh, it'd have to be some fun, I mean 375 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Because we had a lot of inventions, a lot of ideas over the last thing, like X-Source was the one 376 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,000 X-Source is the actual joke of X-Source though 377 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 X-Source is a winner, you know 378 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 I don't think it's a winner 379 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:02,000 I mean, we have patterned the idea if anyone draws to Stevie 380 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:10,000 But I think it's just because of the additives that have to go into it to make sure it stays 381 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:15,000 But I reckon we could just get fucking something that tastes the same 382 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Yeah 383 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Because you know, you just got to get consistency rolls open, yeah 384 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Well, that's low as well, yeah 385 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:29,000 It's like a business though, what do you think? 386 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I would go for doggy daycare style thing where, you know, the wacky wearer house is for kids 387 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000 But excuse me, a dog version 388 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Right 389 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,000 So, I know it is, it's not a massive thing at the moment, but there is a good few of them in fact 390 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:56,000 But yeah, essentially you've just got a nice plot of land and you've got fucking lot of activities for the dogs to do 391 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000 You just say to people, yeah, drop the dogs off, 40 quid for the fucking day or whatever 392 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Or feed them, they've got fucking every other dog and all the fucking activities to do 393 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 And yeah, we get to hang around with dogs all day then 394 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 That is a good one actually, yeah 395 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Yeah, now it'd have to be something fun, I would say that it'd have to be something different every day 396 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000 So to speak, so you're not having to sign that every day 397 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Yeah 398 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Well, we could have that again, adult wacky wearer house as well, involves alcohol 399 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:33,000 You know what, I would love to do something like J. D. Nash travels, so you just go to a random place 400 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Because just to see how we'd handle a lot of other dogs, fucking, just name somewhere, fucking up and down 401 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Can you imagine us in Thailand? 402 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,000 See, I was gonna say a lot of clothing, fucking my Everest or something, but yeah 403 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 I don't wanna die, mate, do you know what I mean? 404 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 That's too hot, no, I mean, it's just too much, I mean 405 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Oh, so climbing the Moorland Hills then 406 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 No, yeah 407 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,000 So really, I think there's one to do with a couple of hours 408 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,000 So yeah, Ash and J. D. in Thailand 409 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Imagine just driving us in a random location and just being like, it's not gonna be a broad, so to speak, like 410 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Well, there's two of us 411 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Yeah, yeah 412 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000 You're telling them how to grapple, no, mate, you wanna be doing that 413 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000 I've been telling them everything, no, I mean, you know, with street cooking 414 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 No, you haven't even washed your hands, what are you doing? 415 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000 That's how you fuck your fucking mail, you cunts 416 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Yeah, you wouldn't really be experienced a local cuisine either, you could all, don't like that 417 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:36,000 It'd be interesting, but in terms of business, it would have to be something like that 418 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Yeah, what's that? I can't get over it 419 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:46,000 I would look like a nostalgia thing, so like maybe like some student gaming or stuff like that 420 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 So 421 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Where you can come in and play a game, have it there 422 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Yeah, so another one of these, well, retro gaming bars 423 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,000 So people can come in, they've got the arcade machines, playstations 424 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Yeah, and probably look, if we could obviously run the spot here, but like maybe a little bit more to go inside 425 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 A bit more to then just retro 426 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Like he just says with the fucking the Beyblades, I've not seen any of them do that 427 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I've seen them with the Boobs and they've got like a fucking N64 428 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:19,000 So we could have little corporations of that, Beyblade and Arena 429 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Have a lot of tables where you can bang out Pokemon card game, Hugo card game and stuff 430 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,000 But you've got to bring your own decks, otherwise if you hire R decks 431 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Then you've got a lot, I've got a 20 quid down deposit so you don't need anything 432 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000 So also I would have DJing there like on a Friday night so as everyone's fucking Hugo in 433 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000 I don't know if Hugo wins, you know the fucking, what's that thing that I have on Hugo with the fucking thing on the arm? 434 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000 I don't know what the arm thing is called but it's just battling any 435 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,000 So like there's a movie, like there's music playing and like every time some of the text is a different tune 436 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Like they're getting served, cornered people 437 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:06,000 I mean to be fair that would be like the monthly thing, no any sort of fucking, well the weekly thing tonight's the Hugo battle fucking Royale 438 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Next week it's the fucking OG FIFA tournament, not the fucking the new EAFC whatever the fuck it's called 439 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:19,000 You know banging on paper, not in on or something, you know and so we've got 10 monitors set up 440 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,000 You've got a fucking Siren on the Borey and then it goes to the big screen at the top in the middle afterwards 441 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Matt I think we're fucking, we're gonna have to pattern a few things there 442 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Yeah, I mean with that just on the spot, we're on the spot yeah, I'm fucking doing it 443 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Also we have, we have played Martha, what do I have to report, no play baby 444 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Yeah, because what are the ones, I suppose you could have like Gaggo where you can't concentrate 445 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Cyberpets, she's just about gonna come back over now 446 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Yeah, actually just anything like that, a big card 447 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Yeah, did you mind the card, fucking awesome, remember swiping the card, these done, these done that 448 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Nah, all you do is take that, you don't know it 449 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:07,000 So yeah, something like that I think is something that we both enjoy and both do 450 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000 So yeah, doggy day care for a day and then a retro gamer spot on 451 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Yeah, not bad, a few beers, DJ's on, there you go 452 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Yeah, my special auto DJ playlist 453 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000 I don't want that mate, I don't want the YouTube 454 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000 They're ready for it, they're ready for it 455 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 So yeah, thanks for that question 456 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Yeah, thank you 457 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Now I'm just trying to think what order do we do, we'll get the first sort of features out of the way 458 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:45,000 And then we'll get on to the confessions afterwards, this doorbell, fucking cracked me off, I'll tell you that 459 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:53,000 So we will start off, I've got to make sure I don't fucking know, I've already read that one, that was last week 460 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:58,000 So I've not fucking sorted it out, I've got to have all the prep, you know 461 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:06,000 So we do have our first one from Moic and he says 462 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Running out of toilet paper, fuck 463 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Yeah, I felt like he was having a shit body's wrote that 464 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Now that is quite painful actually in terms of, because especially if you don't want to ruin your flow do you? 465 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Well to be fair, I've not had this issue for a long long time 466 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:51,000 I've always got toilet roll, if it's not next to me on the holder, it's in the cupboard right in front of the toilet 467 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 So I can always stand up and get the extra roll out 468 00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:05,000 But it's mainly because my missus is a lazy bitch and she'll leave the empty cardboard on the fucking holder instead of getting the one out 469 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:14,000 And so I like to keep it, that it's free stacked in the actual, the holder bit and then it's got the little arm that the roll sits on that you just peel it off 470 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Which I don't peel it off from it as well, I'll pick it off and then tap my sheets off 471 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Because if you just pull it, that's when fucking it all just goes wild and just falls all over the place 472 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,000 So I'll take it off, like fucking late to the other morning as well, I've had them fucking shit in the south 473 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:38,000 I'll take it off, tap my sheets off and then with my right hand I've just gone in one motion, didn't even look and it just slipped straight back on 474 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:44,000 So he told me, I was like, oh no, that's perfectly placed for me, I can just fucking do that 475 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:52,000 You know, shit, I was fucking just smooth, so yeah, I like to keep it free stacked high and then the one actually on the roll 476 00:34:52,000 --> 00:35:03,000 And if I see it go down, I'll get the one out, because otherwise the missus, it's like she's making a fucking collection for our stack or something with all the fucking empty cardboard 477 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:13,000 So just take it, you're going downstairs at some point, just fucking take it down, fucking, because as most women do, they'll have the little bit in the bathroom 478 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:21,000 And don't put it in there, or don't put it on top of it, if you've got to put it on top then just put it in, but just take it down 479 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:30,000 I've got a whole risotto bin, I've got two bins in the kitchen and one's for risotto bin, so take it down, put it in the risotto bin, fucking cracks me off 480 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:38,000 I do feel like I'm really swun now because when I've run out all the roll upstairs, I have to come all the way downstairs to get it, it breaks my heart 481 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Yeah, I mean that has happened in the past, I've come close a few times, I know you don't do these public toilets, walking, and I'm not, especially when it's the big holders so you can't vis-à-vis say 482 00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:02,000 So you flick underneath, it says, be your life, there's any toilet roll there, and it's all, oh no, there's nothing in that one, then you've run round to another one there 483 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:12,000 I remember the last time I had a shit in the public toilet, 2019 mate, there we go, fucking May, I'll give you the day if you want, the 12th 484 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Yeah, but, about to board the plane, to California, can't pay for two bigs beforehand 485 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Cafe Nero, smashed two of them out, I went to K, I've got a girl, I haven't pooped, I can't far, I can't spend my time in the US of A like this 486 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Smashed two Cafe Nero's coffees down there, and also I was fucking clever mate, the last cubicle was big, it wasn't compact, you had space 487 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Yeah, so you went into the disabled one 488 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:57,000 No, that ain't one, I know, always thinking the same, disabled ones right in front, this one was at the back, just the way the wall curved out, you had more space 489 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 There it is 490 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Sound, fucking, took my hoodie off, ready, fucking, I'll push mate 491 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000 So you say you take your hoodie off, you say that, you take your t-shirt online? 492 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm not naked in the book 493 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:21,000 I see those hooks on the back of the door sometimes and I'm thinking, how many people have bodies stripped down and put watercolours on them? 494 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Yeah, hoodie off, especially if you know it's going to be a bullshit, you don't want to be fucked this way 495 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:36,000 I was just saying, I was conspiring about two coffees, I was feeling my stomach, I had to push it, push it, little pebbles mate, but I felt brilliant 496 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 I hate the pebble shit 497 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 I'm not a rabbit, just talk a moment 498 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:50,000 You know what, the second day in America I've been to grill the shit in the food, fucking, I told you I've been on shit myself, I've been on the party 499 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,000 But I tell you what though mate, I spent a good hour on that tour after that, I felt fucking brilliant after 500 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Yeah man, well I came close last week, I should have bought it up on last week's episode to be fair but 501 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Well, we fucking ran out of time for everything else as usual, but yeah 502 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:15,000 I couldn't go properly in the morning after I've done my usual routine of taking a dog out for a walk 503 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:24,000 So I'm driving away, on the motorway, I could film a stomach starting to get ready, these movements wanted to come soon 504 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:32,000 And as I'm getting close to the destination, obviously the body's fucking thought, yeah you're nearly there, we're gonna fucking go now 505 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:40,000 And it got that bad, I was fucking planning where I could fucking stop in my head like yeah there's a fucking labour over here, I can fucking get there 506 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:49,000 There's a McDonald's here, I could disservice or something, no no, I'll be alright, I'm 15 minutes away from the job, I'm alright, I can fucking, I'm a man, I can hold it in 507 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000 But as I say, the stomach was really starting to hurt 508 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:59,000 And I've got off these fucking roundabout, going up this little dual carriageway and I would have pulled into this labour 509 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:06,000 But as I could see, there was fucking two lorries and a van all over the lights and I was like I definitely can't put a problem there 510 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:15,000 So carried on, and as I got to the junction, the slip road, but the way I was going, this fucking Range Rover wanker 511 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Roll up the armour, they've already gone to the road, as if to look as if they could overtake me on the bend 512 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:29,000 And so that was it, more pettiness kicked in, I'm like I don't care, I'm about to ship myself, slow road down, fucking 513 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:35,000 And you know when the weaving left and right, I was like to say I'm behind you, I'm behind you, I'm right, I'm done 514 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:41,000 And then even when I got to the T-juncture, I left it right to the end, because I was going left, I wanted to go right 515 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:48,000 They had the indicator right on, 300 yards before as well, and I left it right to the end, just for me going to the left-hand side 516 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:55,000 And fucking Dave bombed it, but again, because I could see there was a car coming, I was like I know I've got enough time to go out 517 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:01,000 They had to fucking wait, they didn't, they nearly got T-bone, it was the fucking point straight out 518 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:08,000 But it was almost all then, my buddies thought, you know what, you did a good thing then, I'm going to take the pressure off 519 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000 And the pain went away, so I was all right, I got to the job then, but otherwise it was close 520 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:21,000 I started to sweat and everything, it's pitch black as well, because the morning's dark now 521 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000 And yeah, that's all I was thinking, but yeah, there's this label, there's that one, there's fucking this and that 522 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I put on no that I can put in this label, just fucking Dave down, I've got me fucking, not even baby wipes, it's the fucking dead old wipes in the van 523 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,000 In the front of the van, because when I'm sitting in traffic sometimes I'll just give everything a bit of a fucking wipe 524 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,000 You've got to find your time here and there to clean the van, ain't ya? 525 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,000 So I thought, yeah, I'll just use these 11 fucking dead old wipes to wash my ass, he probably would have stung 526 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:58,000 But you've got to do it, you've got to do it, I was all right, I got to the job, fucking, yeah, straight out of the way 527 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Because the other lad that I was with, he was like, yeah, I'm just going to go for a wee, I was like, well it's a good job, there's two toilets, because I don't need a shit 528 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:12,000 So yeah, what was it even about then? 529 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 The bug roll 530 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:29,000 The bug roll, you know, all the tangents, no, we did that one, why are these not fucking, that was that, can't believe, I've not properly prepped 531 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,000 So we've got abs saying 532 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Trapped us on these little roads that you can't get around, like just pull over 533 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 No, that is painful 534 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,000 It's annoying, but they've got a job to do as well 535 00:41:51,000 --> 00:42:00,000 But I always feel like, if you can see there's 20 cars behind you, just do some decent pullover, let the 20 cars pass and carry on 536 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:06,000 To be fair, in general, when there is a good few behind, when they can, they will pull over 537 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 I've never seen it, I must admit 538 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000 I've had it enough times, to be honest 539 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:18,000 So that's why I don't usually mind, what cracks me up though, is when it's 540 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Just someone that, whether they've not been on the road or they're just not a company driver, and they'll go slow 541 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:34,000 I understand it's a country lane, and like, yeah, when it's a shallow lane, and like, if someone else comes, you've got to be fucking in the bush basement 542 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:44,000 I understand that, but when you've got definitive middle line, separating the two lanes, you can do at least fucking 40 543 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Yeah, when I'm on a new country road, what I do, I get my sat in the foot 544 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Obviously I'm not going nowhere, but you can just get the map up, so you can see the road ahead basically, see what the layout is 545 00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:00,000 That's all I just do, so I know if there's no tea, no tea drinks and stuff, you can put your foot down 546 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:06,000 And then, you can just see the layout of the lane, like, it bears the right, or stuff like that 547 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:12,000 That's the thing, especially when it is open, you can see the road, and it's a straight, you can put your foot down 548 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:18,000 And you can see it's bending, slow down, yeah, so just don't fucking be idiots, but tractors 549 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:28,000 I've never seen one pullover, but I get this, because there's a small, windy country lane of not having, but on one, like I just said, where we 550 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Yeah, I suppose more of a B road, but when you've got a definitive white line in the middle, showing that it's two lanes 551 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Then, yeah, obviously I'm putting an opening for someone's drive or something to let a load of cars go fast 552 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:49,000 Because, again, when they've done that, I'll give a little two, we've got thank you, just show your appreciation 553 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Your appreciation 554 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Yeah, well, try to avoid the country lanes, it's my advice on that to be fair 555 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Because if you don't need to go on them, don't go on them 556 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Because that way you're not going to see tractors, and you're not going to be behind annoying fucking drivers 557 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:16,000 I mean, you are going to be behind annoying drivers, wherever you are, but at least if you're on a normal road, you've got a better chance of fucking getting around 558 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000 There's just a fucking idiot surrounding that's more than that 559 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000 And speaking of idiots, James 560 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000 We're not a football department, that's fine 561 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000 There was a message last week, I've already deleted that, there's no point 562 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Just give me more shit, well, this week's one is just more shit again 563 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Vlad, it's over for the United 564 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 Yeah, we know, it's fine 565 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:50,000 We've got a shitload of injuries again, which is an excuse, but it's just, I don't get it, it's not fucking Covid 566 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000 But injuries, not how so many players injured 567 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:58,000 I think it's just fine in the way out, mate, it's not me always injured 568 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Well, they were definitely doing that at SoulCharl Wends, and it was Ralph Ragnick as the instrument manager 569 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:11,000 But you know, fucking Loop Shore, didn't play since February last year 570 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:21,000 He plays three games for England, comes back injured again 571 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000 My last year has been 18 months 572 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Mount, he bumped his head, he's fucking eight weeks again 573 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I don't even think he can play ten games, at least the number seven 574 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 I don't think they've won it enough 575 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 A lot of the players have done that 576 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000 But James is right, it's over 577 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Well, I'm looking forward to Super Sunday this weekend anyway, before Chelsea 578 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,000 As I said, I think Chelsea, I said at the beginning of the season 579 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:57,000 You did? Well, I'm still backing them, so come on, Chelsea 580 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:06,000 It was two shouts in England manager, that's over for Four News 581 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 What did James say last week? 582 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000 I can't remember, just some other bullshit similar, really was 583 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 I've deleted it, I don't know 584 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000 He loves those, man, you have been absolute shit 585 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:24,000 Yeah, but he needs to remember, you know, it's ten years since that Gerard sleep 586 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:30,000 And Mo Salah celebrated for Chelsea on that day, because he was playing for them 587 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000 So, stick that, I'll be fucking ass you all 588 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,000 But yeah, we're not a football podcaster, we're Toros 589 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000 We've got them out of the way 590 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:50,000 We are getting ever closer to Halloween again, and we do have another ghost story 591 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Right, these have become one of my favourite things, you know 592 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Well, it's fucking nice, isn't it? A lot of guys are just fucking pinging on me 593 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000 And we all look at the last turn of podcasts, where we do football and ghost stories 594 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Back to back as well, you know, a lot of magic at them 595 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Oh, yeah, I won't go off for one year, go on 596 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 I was about, yeah 597 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Oh, God, that's how simple it is though, you know, that's the ADHD, and he's just fucking 598 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Oh, he says something, there's more to it than something, let's fucking talk about that for twenty years 599 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Again, apologies, I didn't put your name on this, as of transfer days 600 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:37,000 So the story goes, I'm a nineteen year old female, recently I've been stressed doing online college and stuff 601 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000 So I haven't been sleeping as much 602 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:49,000 On the tenth of this month, so only the other day, went to bed around two, a.m. 603 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Standard night, school, anime, sleep 604 00:47:55,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Around four, I woke up, we've slept, powerless, uh 605 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Slee, powerless, oh, I'm fucking struggling with this 606 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Sleep, powerless, it's, it's, it's, yeah, yeah, so 607 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000 You've got it there, mate. Yeah, she's fucking, she can't move 608 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Yeah, but she's awake. Yeah, I don't know what, I'm fucking struggling with words 609 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:32,000 I was laying in bed, facing my open wardrobe, and I could feel myself getting pulled towards it 610 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Uh, my knee was out from under the covers, and I could feel my legs starting to straighten 611 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:45,000 As I felt the pull, I started to panic more, and try to fall asleep 612 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:51,000 I have a fan in my room, and the static sound from it started turning to voices 613 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Sounded like two men, one said, are you ready to die? 614 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000 And the other asked, how? 615 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,000 As I heard them, my heart started to pound in my chest 616 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:09,000 I tried to say no, as the pull of my leg kept drawing me closer to the wardrobe 617 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,000 But it didn't help, since I couldn't move, or form any words 618 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,000 As I continued to feel these parallels, while I was struggling 619 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:23,000 As I continued to struggle, feel parallelised, I thought to myself 620 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Lord, watch over me, Lord 621 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:33,000 And as soon as I asked that question, everything stopped 622 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000 I got control over my body, and I could hear my fan again 623 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:45,000 My cat, who was sleeping at my feet, jumped up and ran to my wardrobe, and started to meow in peace 624 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000 My body was damp, but we've sweat 625 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000 I thought she'd enjoyed it for a moment 626 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:56,000 My body was damp, we've sweat, my heart felt like it was pounding out of my chest 627 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:04,000 I immediately got off, and turned the light on, as I stared at my wardrobe from the bed 628 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,000 I couldn't go back to sleep 629 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:14,000 In the morning, when I heard my parents get off, I walked out at 7 630 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Which is a shock, as I usually sleep until 12 631 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 How can you for today? 632 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,000 But saying that, I used to enjoy doing it 633 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Went to bed at 2? 634 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Yes, she did 635 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:35,000 And didn't get to sleep until after a sleep paralysis 636 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Fucking parallelised, cold fly 637 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,000 So they listened to me, and what happened 638 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:49,000 And I know I have had things happen in the past, other stories similar 639 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:56,000 So they went on, they went with me to my room, and we prayed 640 00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000 It sounds like you need more than prayers, to be honest 641 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:07,000 My dad was standing by the wardrobe, and the side next to him 642 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:20,000 Wait, sorry, some people, I don't mean to sound offensive or anything, but some people's punctuation and lack thereof is a bit of a straw to read sometimes 643 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:30,000 So my dad was standing next to the wardrobe, and the side next to him, by the wardrobe 644 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:38,000 So I don't know if she or a mum was next to him then, as they were praying 645 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Oh, right, sorry, so we carried on reading 646 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:47,000 So the side of his body that was next to the wardrobe started to get goosebumps 647 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:52,000 So he's getting a tingly of the 80, that's where he was going 648 00:51:52,000 --> 00:52:00,000 It was strange, since then I don't sleep until I hear my parents get up and the sun is up 649 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,000 So I'm nearly 8 o'clock in the morning now then, that's if you are in the UK 650 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000 I sleep with my Bible and cross his near me now 651 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I've had a few bad dreams, I can give you information of those if you want, but they're just very different from more usual dreams 652 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:35,000 So, firstly, hopefully you don't go through that again, or at least in a violent way 653 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Because obviously we don't want anything bad to happen to any of our listeners 654 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:51,000 Keep praying, if the Lord is there looking over you, and hopefully he or she or they will protect you 655 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:57,000 And probably just start sleeping in the bed with your mum at that for a couple of weeks or something 656 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Well obviously this before, it looks and looks and it's tough and I've experienced something like this, but obviously not in my own heart 657 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:13,000 I was finding it quite fascinating when we hear stuff like this, just, you know, I find it quite interesting actually 658 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:21,000 Because obviously I've never experienced anything whatsoever like this, so it's a fair lot of people actually go through that 659 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,000 Well there was the whole film about it, right now, I can't think of the entity 660 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:35,000 So she was, well she was writing everything from this entity, this demon or ghost 661 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Oh yeah, because the scary movie rips off in the web, and she had Wednesday's vlog fucking underwear on Saturday 662 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:49,000 I feel like it's sort of the new one of them coming out, hope not 663 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:57,000 But yeah, the entity ended up following her from house to house as well 664 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000 That's right, yeah 665 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:09,000 I don't know if we did cover this before on the earlier episode, but I feel like where she is now, it still happens a little bit 666 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 But the entity is still with her 667 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Well she attached to her 668 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Yeah, the draw is getting her 669 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,000 But yeah, hopefully you do stay safe 670 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:25,000 And yet keep us posted, if any more of that happens, we'll get the Ghost Buster in 671 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Yeah, definitely 672 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 Fucking Ghost Buster-y off 673 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:37,000 Now, sadly we do have to get on to our final feature, which you all love, Ashley definitely loves 674 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:47,000 And it's kind of a similar theme, you know, we've just had the ghost story where she's praying, obviously on the religious side, with the Bible 675 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Keeping her safe, walking nasty ghosts, onto the confessions 676 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 This music cracks me up every time we go 677 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000 Right 678 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000 So confession one 679 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Sometimes I just think all the times me and my girlfriend had and she broke up with me in August 680 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:17,000 I'm really tired of thinking of her, she made me so happy 681 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:33,000 And now she's gone, I just want her back 682 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:43,000 I just want her back, she's made me smile without doing anything, her smile was amazing and she was so beautiful 683 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,000 I wish I had never chance to have her, of course she's left me 684 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,000 And now I'm having a Super Solar Thought 685 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:59,000 Just to clarify, we're not laughing that people have a Super Solar Thought 686 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:05,000 But I feel like this is slowly a bit of a wonder, is it finished? 687 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 That's finished, that's it, that's how it finished 688 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Literally, yeah 689 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 I feel like this is a bit of a wonder 690 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Yeah, I mean, someone's here, I mean, I'm really, she made me so happy and now she's gone 691 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,000 This is some 42 year old bit of a concert 692 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,000 But like, if it is someone's being too, it happens, she happens 693 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Because again, if it is real, that's a younger lad that is 694 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Yeah, I mean 695 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Because you don't feel old like when you're in your 30s? 696 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,000 No, no, it's fucking, I mean to be fair, you can't just eat, come in 697 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Even in your mid 20s and that, you can't already for it, you're like, fuck it, sorry about fucking saying that 698 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 But unless you're crooked 699 00:56:54,000 --> 00:57:01,000 I know she made you happy and she's gone and you want her back because her smile was amazing 700 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,000 But other people's smiles will be just as amazing if not more 701 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Yeah, the next girl that you get with might have turkey teeth 702 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 So then she's got a gleaming smile there 703 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:16,000 What should this individual do, Jay, to cleanse his suicide upwards? 704 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Watch a lot of porn, plenty of porn, not good shuffles 705 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,000 Now you'd be sorting up to some old nifang girls, you know, like get some personal message 706 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:30,000 Because you can pile them to give you a dick right and everything like that, you know, just, you know, let's see how that goes 707 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:37,000 Yeah, get on the bumble and hinge and shit and it just starts lagging out a bit 708 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:43,000 You know, just, and don't be picky, sleep with anyone, get those free AMers 709 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000 The TensorFlows 710 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Just don't get it, because you know, you just need to fucking get over it and start feeling good about yourself 711 00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:01,000 Those TensorFlow girls are different, they're heavy 712 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Heavy on the mind, heavy on the heart 713 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:13,000 In some aspects, yeah, yeah, but no, I agree, fuck it, TensorFlow girls, you know how it goes 714 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Go out with the lads, yeah, go out with lads, you don't get nothing, TensorFlow, go to TensorFlow girls, they'll be heavier, you know, they're in the corner 715 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Usually with some KFC or something 716 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Yeah, just saying 717 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 They ain't got a KFC 718 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Fucking easy win there 719 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Winner, winner, chicken dinner 720 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Right, right, so, right, so going on to session two now, we have 721 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:51,000 Years ago, I had to spend a year in prison, nothing really serious, just got in with the wrong crowd, anyhow 722 00:58:51,000 --> 00:59:00,000 I worked in an area that had a bathroom, in mates, I would usually try and shit in there because there was more privacy 723 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:07,000 I think I did not shit for around 15 days and when I finally did, it was in that bathroom 724 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000 What does it sound like you wrote this one in? 725 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Well, to be fair, if I was in prison, I think I would go 15 days without a shit as well 726 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Right, no one was around, I'd go in and sit on the shitter 727 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 The Royal throne 728 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:32,000 Right, where's that going? And yeah, I did my business and got up and looked in the bowl and started to laugh 729 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,000 I swear this turd was a fucking monster 730 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:42,000 It was as far into the water as I could see and the red was in the rim of the toilet 731 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:48,000 It had to be at least 18 inches long and very thick, it was a picture perfect turd 732 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:59,000 I wiped my ass, it's a voice of pride, the paper was clean, perfect, I could not flush it 733 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:08,000 I wanted this to be seen by others, about an hour later I heard people laughing and there was one staff member 734 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:18,000 standing at the door telling people there was something they needed to see inside the bathroom 735 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:33,000 It was like a fucking tour guide, I never figured out that I was the one 736 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:40,000 I just wondered if they needed to cut it off, we were trying so before flushing 737 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:51,000 You have those poos of once in your life, they're like, I couldn't knock a lock, where they're in the pan of water and then they also stick out 738 01:00:51,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Doing it necessarily, but that's a big shit 18 inches, but I always feel the best, I don't know when they come out of that 739 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:09,000 I do feel like he didn't wipe his ass properly, we all love a good ghost boy 740 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:17,000 If 18 inches of shit has come out of your ass, you've got to give a little bit of a poke and make sure you fuck with me and no 741 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:23,000 We all know he done a carlessy while temming slayala and he was a fork 742 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:33,000 So you don't need any how-marys, you've done nothing wrong, but it sounds like you couldn't flush the toilet 743 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Even if you did try, you couldn't have gone anywhere and you bought joy to a lot of people's day 744 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:46,000 So I feel like you should be proud of that one, I mean he's definitely proud of the shit 745 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:53,000 So you're the sort of person that had to somehow get it down, that's all 746 01:01:53,000 --> 01:02:04,000 I mean, he kept someone in the job for that day, the cleaner is the, I don't know, fucking shitty wage for that day 747 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:10,000 I think, I genuinely didn't mean that, top panster 748 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Yeah, I mean, we've all been there with a fucking fat shit that doesn't want to flush 749 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:24,000 You just got to fucking stab at it, and right, if you fucking have to stab at it with the toilet brush, claim the toilet brush afterwards 750 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,000 I don't mean get your hand in it and fucking blow up, rinse it out 751 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:35,000 Just once all the shit's gone out of toilet, flush the toilet again and fucking have the toilet brush and wang it in and out 752 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:40,000 And fucking water to get all the shit out of you, tap it on the side and everything, get all that shit up 753 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Because if you keep putting shit inside the toilet brush holder, you're not cleaning the toilet, you're smearing more shit around 754 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,000 I wouldn't have a toilet brush, for that reason 755 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,000 So when you've got fucking skid marks in the toilet, are you cleaning it? 756 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,000 Honestly, I would get a bit of tissue, flush it and do the same thing 757 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000 So you know 758 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 And then wash my hands 759 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:10,000 I'll have to do these on a lot of jobs, because like new builds or if we're doing a bathroom and there's no toilet brush or anything 760 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000 Then yeah, I'll do that, I'll do that, I'll do it all around the fingers 761 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:17,000 A bit of a polish, and then yeah, clean my hands 762 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:23,000 You know, do a bit of Europe one or something, I know a lot of people wouldn't do that, they'll just leave the skids 763 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:28,000 It's one of the most annoying things is a dirty toilet 764 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000 The amount of people's houses are going to, and the toilet's not clean 765 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,000 You know you've got people coming around, clean that toilet 766 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000 Yeah, get rid of those fucking shit 767 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:42,000 Fair enough, if you've got your personal and own bathroom, you're not in the suite upstairs and you don't want to clean that, yes sound 768 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:47,000 But if there's a toilet, a guest toilet, or a main bathroom that people are going to use, make sure that's clean 769 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:53,000 Fucking, I won't say who, but I fucking shamed someone into washing their toilet once 770 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 Fucking, my dad 771 01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:05,000 But I went round and the downstairs toilet, it was filled, like, not shit stains on that 772 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:11,000 It was just because it's not been cleaned properly for years, you know, when it's already yet a grime and fucking scar on the inside 773 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:18,000 So he bought a house like that, and fucking, look, you buy a house, you give it a deep clean fucking as soon as you move in 774 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:22,000 Even if the people that have left to give it a clean, you still fucking do, don't you? 775 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:28,000 No, all the fucking grime in there, and I was round there, I was like, I couldn't have that 776 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:35,000 Like, when I properly clean my fucking toilet, I don't probably be fucking marigolds or anything 777 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,000 Bare hands, fucking scar at, and I'm fucking bleaching the life out of my hands in the water and everything 778 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:43,000 I'm fucking scrubbing, even around the fucking U-Bends 779 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000 You can't see, but I'm fucking scrubbing there 780 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:51,000 So, I fucking shamed him when I went round again the next day, spotless 781 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:56,000 So I know that was an angry play, that's what that was, fucking, fucking shoot, really 782 01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:00,000 Sadden me, fucking torn his filthy feet, yeah, it was, because it's fucking, it's boiled 783 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:10,000 Like, now, I can understand leaving a little bit of a fucking streak for yourself to piss off, like, later on 784 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:15,000 You know that you're cooking, like, I don't know, say it's a fucking Friday or a Saturday 785 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:21,000 You've gone middle of the day, you know you're gonna be fucking going back again in an hour or so to have another piece 786 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000 So, like, yeah, that's target for me, that is, I'm gonna piss that off 787 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000 And it can be a lot of games 788 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000 What do men do, though? 789 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000 Because it is, it's targetting it 790 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000 Even if you go in slow, for big toilets, it's a bit of shit, just piss 791 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,000 Or you're rolling on, and there's a fucking chewing gum and that, you fucking aim at it 792 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000 It's just swedin' it 793 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:42,000 Yeah, but yeah, it's just fucking, yeah, target something to fucking do, any 794 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,000 And it's making sure you don't make a mess there 795 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000 But in general, clean your fucking toilets 796 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:53,000 Make sure, go back to previous episodes and listen to how to walk your ass properly 797 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:57,000 So make sure you walk your ass properly, gotta be fucking spotless 798 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Make sure your toilet's clean 799 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 Basics are fucking long 800 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Well, yeah 801 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000 Yeah, and on that shit nose, we gotta fucking leave it there 802 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:11,000 Yeah, and any, uh, any corresponds that we haven't done, what we'll get on to it next week 803 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:18,000 Yeah, because there was a couple mentions about, um, that mad little fucking section at the end of last week as well 804 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:22,000 The fucking people with second lives in the head and all that 805 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000 Oh, right, right, right 806 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000 So thanks for the appreciation on that 807 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:32,000 If I can find more stories of similar or, I don't know, similar sort of stories 808 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000 Like, weird things going on and that 809 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:38,000 I will, I'm just having that time this week to find anything to be honest with 810 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:42,000 But, uh, if I can, cause I enjoy talking about it as well 811 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,000 Yeah, it's just weird, different, yeah 812 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:51,000 But as always, keep sending your messages, links are always in the description 813 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,000 But email is at realtorkingpart at gmail.com 814 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:59,000 Hotline is back online, I don't know why it wasn't working last week 815 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,000 But, fully charged, on working, send the messages 816 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,000 The bosomies called the other day, didn't ring the bell 817 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:11,000 I don't know if it was someone actually trying to fucking just ring and speak to me 818 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:15,000 Or if it was a fucking cold call, like, but no fucking 819 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000 And you've had no utility pics yet? 820 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000 No 821 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000 Ah, no, you don't want them, do you? 822 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,000 No, I don't want any of that crude shit 823 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:31,000 Um, you know, even if the big, massive fucking sloppers of tits, I don't want any of them 824 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000 Right 825 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000 I can only imagine the message I get back, you know 826 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,000 It'll be some gays and it sends some man-sick-simo 827 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,000 Hairy nipples and everything, fucking foil 828 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Probably James 829 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:52,000 But yeah, the hotline 0747048096 830 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,000 Twitter's on it, YouTube's on it 831 01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:00,000 So yeah, hit us up, as always as well, fucking 832 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:04,000 Like it, share it, download it 833 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000 Because that's how we see the stats, the more you download, the more you share it and all that 834 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:12,000 Forever growing, but we want to grow more 835 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:18,000 We want everyone else that you know that would appreciate it, to start appreciating it 836 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000 Share the love, sharing is caring 837 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:25,000 We want to be in everyone's ears in the right way, not a gateway 838 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Or an anti-satuary 839 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000 Or no sleep products 840 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,000 But boy would some be in the ears a gateway though, mate 841 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:39,000 I don't know, it's just penetration in the wrong hole, I mean, that's all 842 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:44,000 So yeah, we'll see you fucking next week, we'll always say something to your wrong 843 01:08:44,000 --> 01:09:03,000 Goodbye 844 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:19,000 You can't deny, there are chemistries electric, you can't deny 845 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:30,000 You can't deny 846 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:46,000 You can't deny