1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no-souls sly 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 They've kept us wheeze electric, you can't deny 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the real talking podcast 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 with your host Ash and JD 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:05,000 I think that was probably a little bit too fruitful for the sad circumstances 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 that are going on in the world at the moment 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,000 It's either on the verge of World War 3 or it's natural disasters 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 that's destroying everything, well, parts of America 16 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,000 So initially before we do start taking a piss, condolences for everyone 17 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 that is going through Storm Milton at the moment 18 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Yeah, it's a big one, isn't it? 19 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Yeah, anyone that is listening and are getting affected by this 20 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Hopefully you're all safe and you're pushing through, surviving and staying strong 21 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Hopefully this podcast can help you get through the emotional damage that you're going through 22 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 I'll tell you what, I did do my head in a bit 23 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Obviously I'm not personally affected by the storm 24 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:56,000 But with OTV's coverage leading up to it the other day 25 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000 The woman was smiling, I don't know what the presenter's name was 26 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 She's smiling when she's saying about it, you know, it's a category 5 storm 27 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 It did go down to a 4 but it's rolled back up to a 5 again 28 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Wind speeds, this and that, blah blah 29 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 And she's smiling the whole time that she's saying it 30 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Now I understand it's history because of the size of it 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:22,000 and the projected damage and everything that it's saying 32 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 But surely someone in the back, like the producers or something 33 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,000 should have been in our area saying, oh, pipe it down, take that grin off your face, this is fucking serious 34 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 That whole time smiling 35 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 And like, so as she's walked over to the screen 36 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,000 It's showing like 5 foot high, 3 foot high at first 37 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 The basic flood level, then 5 foot 38 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Potentially it was like 12 or 15 foot if you look at the sun place 39 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 The highest that that screen went up to was 10 foot 40 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 And even so as the cameras zoomed out to show the 10 foot 41 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 You can still see the smile on her face also 42 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 That's fucking disrespectful, that is absolutely horrendous 43 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 One of my favourite things I've seen on TikTok 44 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:09,000 And I don't know if it was about this storm 45 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Because I know Florida had a storm beforehand a few weeks ago 46 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:17,000 And it was the sheriff or the chief of the police for Florida 47 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Or that part of county where it's going to be hit the most 48 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 And he said something like 49 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Basically it was in regards to people looting 50 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 He says basically you'd be walking into the house 51 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 You'd be getting carried out basically 52 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Saying they're going to shoot the fuck out of you 53 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 And I fucking with that approach 54 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Just plain hourly is not looting 55 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 We're going to shoot the fuck out of you 56 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Because you can stand your ground can't you in Florida 57 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 They've got a rule where you can stand your own ground 58 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 So by anything like that you are in total 59 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Even as the homeowner you can shoot that person there and then 60 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Well that's good 61 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I think it's more than Florida that's got that though isn't it 62 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 There might be a bit more relaxed 63 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 I know Florida's got that stand your ground rule where 64 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 If you feel intimidated someone's like 65 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 If I pushed you mate 66 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I don't know how far it goes 67 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 But if you say you pushed me 68 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000 And you pushed me again and I shot you 69 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I think I am doing jail time basically 70 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Because if you're threatened it depends on the level of threat I'm feeling 71 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Yeah so as long as you can prove that you were scared 72 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Threatened yeah 73 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I don't know if that's correct if I can just shoot you like that 74 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:34,000 But you know it's how it should be basically 75 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 How what yeah 76 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Because it is ridiculous over in the UK where 77 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You can break into someone's house 78 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 And someone beat the fuck out and you can sue them 79 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Yeah you can sue them it's just absolutely ridiculous 80 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 No it should be 81 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Well anyone enters your home your personal space 82 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Whether it's intent to just steal or to do any harm 83 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Obviously there's rapists and whatever out there 84 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Some real nasty people 85 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 But yeah either if they're just there to rob your fucking TV 86 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 You should be able to go down and fucking cave their head in 87 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Not 100% but you should be able to just fucking knock them out 88 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And then yeah the police are here now 89 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 There you go he's unconscious 90 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Or they're unconscious women can steal too 91 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 One of the best things look 92 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Like obviously we don't have guns 93 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Which I think is a good thing to be honest 94 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 One of the best things I've ever seen was 95 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 So I can't remember the dad's name now 96 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 But his son was getting molested by his karate 97 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:34,000 His karate instructor his son was 98 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Fuck you now 99 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 So they arrest him in a different state 100 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And brought him back to that state 101 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 And obviously the dad is just whiling him in the airport 102 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 As the police carried him through 103 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 They shoot him straight in the face 104 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Does no jail time 105 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Just got him in his service mate 106 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 That is proper 107 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 That is fucking spot on 108 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 It's good because obviously the taking 109 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 The emotions 110 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 This dad's not going to just go around and shoot anyone random 111 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 He's done that for a fucking reason 112 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,000 So yeah that's fucking respect to that judge that is 113 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Which is been hard 114 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 You know you shouldn't have done it but 115 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 You know he's got to do something 116 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 So go pick up a litter for six weeks 117 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I mean to put it in context 118 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 I mean obviously you get people that 119 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Well they say riot but 120 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Riot protests whatever your approach is on it 121 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Getting to part of mum's fun angry 122 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Finged upon on like Facebook 123 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 And you know you've got people like 124 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Abusing the system for years just getting fucking 125 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000 No jail time but a nasty thing on Facebook 126 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Yeah 127 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 It's shit isn't it 128 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 It's fucking politics 129 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 It is fucking ridiculous 130 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I mean I'll say more stuff again 131 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 You know but that I'll just 132 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 It is just depressing 133 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Just going back to like the weather thing though 134 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I've always obviously because we don't have much over it 135 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Well we don't have them at all 136 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Not to that extent you know like a proper one 137 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Yeah we had that little tornado a couple of years ago 138 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Yeah 139 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Barely touched a little bit of Burm 140 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I think it took a couple of roofs off 141 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I wouldn't 142 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I mean people are probably going to be like 143 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Who's experienced it? No you wouldn't 144 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 But I'd like to see one in person 145 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Quite close, not close enough so I can get something 146 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 All out of like a tornado 147 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 But like you know when you see the storm chasers 148 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Chase after them in a proper cloth 149 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 And you can see it touch the floor 150 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 And just goes instantly dark or stuff like that 151 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 I would love to 152 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Well you know from a safe 153 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Space 154 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Yeah yeah if you could be like when you go in the shark tack 155 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 But like in a storm 156 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Virgin so if you could be in a cage 157 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 You're safe 158 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 And like the storms coming up close here 159 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 You know you're not going to get taken away 160 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 And it's miles away but I can see 161 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 That blue fucking off 162 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yeah 163 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 No doubt you've seen him 164 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 This Jim Gieser, he sort of looks like 165 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Brett Hart 166 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Or Macho Man Randy Savage 167 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 But like he's always 168 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Doing like fucking 169 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 On Tuesdays we do arms 170 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Because if you want to be one of 171 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 You've got to be fucking swole 172 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 So he's done one 173 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 It's all like a part of the storm 174 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 He's fucking on the beach and it's fucking 175 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Windy as fuck 176 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 I mean the only bad thing about it really is doing 177 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Women's press ups so he's on his knees doing 178 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 The fucking press ups, feet in the air 179 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Like a fucking bitch 180 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 But his hair is all 181 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 If you want to get sucked off 182 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 By Paris Hilton 183 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 More then you'd get it blown off 184 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 From Storm Milton 185 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 You've got to be fucking swole 186 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 I thought that was fucking 187 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Quite a turn 188 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 I think he's had to take a lot of takes from doing that 189 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Because the amount of him that actually gets sent out 190 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 He's laughing his head off as he's saying 191 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 That's why he's probably on his knees, he couldn't do no more 192 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 He's been like six hours trying to just 193 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Get it out 194 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Apologies for anyone that can hear Rick 195 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Flair in the background fucking wooing 196 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 It is the dog next door 197 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I don't know, it's not going to be the postman 198 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 That's not on the door, it's probably the woman's 199 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Having an affair again or something 200 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Allegedly, we don't know 201 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 But nah 202 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Shitnavers anyway 203 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Shitfencepanels 204 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 So 205 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Moving on from 206 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 One bad thing to 207 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Kind of another bad thing 208 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 It is bad if it's true 209 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 And it isn't just allegations 210 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 So when I'm away 211 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 When I do sit down 212 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 And watch TV 213 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I'll stick on Dave or Quest 214 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 And I'll use 215 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 The crappy programs essentially 216 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 The gold diggers and 217 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 The porn shop 218 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 The fixer-upers and that 219 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 But one of them, I don't know if we did speak about it 220 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Or we spoke about it in general 221 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 One of them is the repair shop 222 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Someone will have a broken toy from the childhood 223 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Take it to this repair shop 224 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 And the crew will fix it up 225 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Is this the thing on BBC One? 226 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 It might be on BBC as well 227 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 I'm sure they had something similar 228 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Is this in a base in America? 229 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 No, it's over here in England 230 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 I think 231 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 There's a little crew 232 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 But the main host anyway 233 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 He's always got his 234 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Peaky blinders 235 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 And he's dressed smart 236 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Like a little base coat, Garret Southgate style 237 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 And I'm not sure 238 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 He seems like such a nice genuine fellow 239 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Because he gets invested in the story 240 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Because they've always got a story 241 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 If you're going to get through on the X Factor 242 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Yeah, so he always seems invested 243 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 You'll see him shed a tear from time to time 244 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 So he does seem a nice bloke 245 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 But the other week he came out 246 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 That he'd been arrested 247 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 For domestic violence 248 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 So how true it is I don't know 249 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 But essentially 250 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 The show's gone off the air 251 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Which is only natural 252 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 When allegations like this happen 253 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 So cut to 254 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 The show's gone off the air 255 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Which is only natural 256 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 So cut to 257 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Earlier today 258 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 I'm working away 259 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Over the road from the job 260 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I'm sure it's a courthouse 261 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 But at least they have prisoners there 262 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Anyway, because you know when you see those 263 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Geovans 264 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 The moving prisoners from A to B 265 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 They're constantly in and out throughout the day 266 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 So I'm doing whatever 267 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Because I've got my dad working with me at the moment 268 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 He's going, Jay, Jay 269 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Look, he looks like your man 270 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 The host from this repair shop 271 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 He's looking 272 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 He's dressed like him 273 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 He's got a black cap on, he's dressed smart 274 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 With his shoes, waistcoat and whatever 275 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 And I'm sure it's him 276 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 I said, well 277 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Be a bit on the nose 278 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Currently under these allegations 279 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Of domestic violence, you're not going to be walking around 280 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 In your usual club 281 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 You'd be dressed down a little bit 282 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 To be a bit inconspicuous 283 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 And then 284 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 While I was on the way here 285 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Then my dad's rang me 286 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 So it was actually him 287 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 As dad's got back home, he's been on the news 288 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 He's been into Worcester 289 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Or whatever court it is today 290 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 He pleaded not guilty 291 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 And so yeah, it was him that was walking 292 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Past the house 293 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 My dad's a bit gutted that he didn't run over the road 294 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 And have a picture with him 295 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Pro domestic violence 296 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Yeah, I was just saying 297 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Have you heard about this young 298 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Philly thing as well? 299 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I saw it last night 300 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 So for the younger 301 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Generation, I'm sure you know young Philly 302 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Any of our older listeners 303 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 More of our age and older 304 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Young Philly is a YouTuber 305 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Apparently a DJ 306 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I didn't know he did DJing 307 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 He's got a music career as well, which most of the YouTubers 308 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Have these days 309 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Oh yeah, do you like young Philly? 310 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 I've only seen him in a couple of 311 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Things like that, so I know he's part of the 312 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Beta squads 313 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 With Chunks and whoever else is in it 314 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 He's been on Sidemen 315 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Videos 316 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Because all that has been taken down now 317 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Of him in the Sidemen videos 318 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Yeah, I mean 319 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 He does a lot with Angry Ginger as well 320 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 The Garth and Tuff 321 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Yeah 322 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Because I saw the clip where 323 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Angry Ginger is trying to ring 324 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Him, I know he's not answering 325 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 Because obviously the time difference is over in Australia 326 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 So I leave him a voice note 327 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 And then he starts to do it on WhatsApp 328 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 He's like, yeah, hope you're not 329 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Up to, oh, no 330 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 I won't say that, I was going to say something then 331 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 So he's taking a piece as if he knows 332 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 That he's done something wrong 333 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 And I thought, does he actually know then? 334 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Is this something that he's done often? 335 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Because he is a bit of a wild up merge 336 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Yeah 337 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Anyway, so 338 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 But yeah, allegedly 339 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 He's sexually abused 340 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 A younger lady 341 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 But, say a younger lady, I think he's like 342 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 27, 28 343 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 And it's a woman who's 344 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Early 20s, so it's not like it's a massive 345 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Age difference 346 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 It's not an underage person 347 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Again, it's like 348 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 You know what, I think he thought it was like 349 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Mega famous like that 350 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 I would have to 351 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Probably get people to sort of whatever 352 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 I know some people actually 353 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Do, don't they? 354 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Cristiano Ronaldo, allegedly 355 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Sure 356 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 I don't know, but no, mate 357 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 There's 358 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 It's definitely 359 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 She's a slag anyway 360 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 But yeah, footballers, they've got to do it 361 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I know they have the nod cloths 362 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 They have the agreements with them 363 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Basically when they're in, no one's 364 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Allowed to fart on the stage 365 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Because Mark Shrashford can't have too many 366 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Pictures linked 367 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 In a ballast and stuff 368 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So yeah, you'd have to 369 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 If you're 370 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 In the public hall constantly 371 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Do you ever think that, like I never 372 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Understand with these, if he has done it 373 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 It's because obviously he's probably going to get 374 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Women throwing at him, call it bitch 375 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 So the one that doesn't throw himself 376 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Or he wants 377 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 And she doesn't want him 378 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Whatever, so he assaults them 379 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Sexually 380 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Like, why 381 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Is that because he's getting women throwing 382 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 At him, and he didn't like the rejection if this is 383 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 The case, or, I mean for me 384 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Just be like, you know 385 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Was it just because he's had 386 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Has so many women throwing 387 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Themselves at him that when he 388 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Doesn't, he doesn't like it 389 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Like what cause is someone that has women 390 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 I can imagine a lot of women come up to him 391 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Want to do that 392 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 That's the only thing I don't understand 393 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 I get what I'm saying, is it just the rejection 394 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 That? Yeah, it's a projection 395 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Of power isn't it, you know, the Weinstein 396 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 The Diddler 397 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 All of them, the Diddler 398 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Doing their usual nonsense 399 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Because they've got that power around 400 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Them and the money, that's why they'll 401 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Force these things on them 402 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 But I'd like to 403 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I'd like to try and give a bit of benefit of the day 404 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Because obviously he's so renowned 405 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Of people coming out of these 406 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Allegations, especially more so 407 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 These days 408 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Since the Me Too movement 409 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 However many years ago it was 410 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I feel like 411 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 There's more of those women that are going to be chances 412 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 And because you don't know the real story 413 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Yeah, and especially since it's in a 414 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Hotel room, there's not going to be cameras around 415 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 So 416 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 His words against her 417 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Her words, like, I said 418 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 No, but 419 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 She's gone to the hotel room 420 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 And she's like, what do you think's going to happen 421 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 They're not going to chat 422 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 And get the colour in both sides 423 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 If you 424 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 As someone from the UK 425 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 If you've gone all around 426 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 To the complete opposite end of the world 427 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 And you've got 428 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Ups or downs 429 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 On the land down under 430 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 You know what's going down 431 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Literally in the down under 432 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 G'day, mate 433 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 So that's like 434 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 But like that's the only thing I don't understand 435 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 What context is it 436 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 You know, because the media blew it up 437 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Because I thought 438 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 It was a fake one at first 439 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 The first clip I saw 440 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 It was when it's the AI generating voice 441 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 And then I saw the actual 442 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Clip afterwards 443 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 I was like, oh no, that's the news presenter's voice 444 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 She's got a weird voice 445 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 When I saw dinner page I was like, what, it's real? 446 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 The tiktok 447 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 News daddy 448 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Is that the one that you showed me before? 449 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Yeah 450 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 There's a few of them 451 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 I think it's the editing 452 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 The way they edit it and that as well 453 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 It's all quite similar 454 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 They all have the same format 455 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Yeah 456 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 They just know what works 457 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 One person gets numbers 458 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 The copy 459 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 We've got all you lovely fans 460 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 And listeners 461 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 That are allowed to send us some messages 462 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Here and there 463 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 And speaking of 464 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Please do keep sending in emails 465 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 And messages 466 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Links are always in the description 467 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 But realtalkandpod at gmail.com 468 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 We've got the hotline 469 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 0747 0488 096 470 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 On that little note 471 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Unfortunately 472 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 The hotline isn't so hot 473 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Today, it's been a cold one 474 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 It's 475 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 It's just 476 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 It's just not turning on 477 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 I don't know why 478 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Hopefully it's just because it's been in direct sunlight 479 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 I don't know 480 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 It's technology 481 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 We can't trust it 482 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 If we could go back to the days of the old 3310s 483 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 It would be great 484 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 But then they wouldn't be able to send us whatsapps 485 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 That's true 486 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 We could play a game 487 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 So 488 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 We will get the 489 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Whatsapps 490 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 As soon as I can get the whatsapps back 491 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 We will get them out to you 492 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 So apologies again 493 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 For the ones that we have missed 494 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 It's been like 3 weeks 495 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 We've missed whatsapps now 496 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Because we did try and get through 497 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 A good chunk from last week 498 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 But we'll just do our usual 499 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 It's not coming off all over the place 500 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 That's what we're here for 501 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Shout out to the new YouTube subscribers 502 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 And your comments as well 503 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I do need to keep up with the comments 504 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 On YouTube a bit more 505 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 But yeah, we're on there 506 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Links are in the description 507 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Just send them in 508 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 We've still not had any twitter 509 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Apart from the fake spam 510 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Click my link and you can see my fucking flaps 511 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 You clicked that link fine 512 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 I don't need to click a link 513 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 To get a Boris 514 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 The hub's always free 515 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 So 516 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Send in the messages still 517 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Emails are always reliable 518 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 But 519 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Keep with the whatsapps 520 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 I will get it rectified 521 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I've got another old phone that I'll get onto 522 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 If need be 523 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 But 524 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 While we're talking about correspondence 525 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Why not read some out aye 526 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Let's get him in 527 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 A little bit Australian again 528 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 So our first one 529 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:22,000 We have got Alan with 530 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 People leaving the trolley in the middle of the car park 531 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Lazy bastards 532 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Yeah so I'm a bit 533 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 So what 534 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 I never start that trend 535 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 But if there's trolleys already in the middle 536 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 And close to my car 537 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Pfft, trailing there mate 538 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 But I never start the trend 539 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Nah, it's ignorant 540 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 So you always walk to the trolley back 541 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Nah in Audi yeah 542 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 We have to have the pound in yeah 543 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 If there's four trolleys in it 544 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Right by my car 545 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Interlocked in it 546 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Is that the right word you'd call it interlocked 547 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Where they're all chained in together 548 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 So yeah, so they're all joined together interlocked 549 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Mate my whole trolley's gone 550 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Shriding with them ones 551 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 So if you put a pound 552 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 If these are the trolleys 553 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 You need to get it 554 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 How's that first one in the middle of the car park 555 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 So some of them just work about there now 556 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 So that's one of the cheeky bastards 557 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Going up to the buggy person 558 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 That collects the trolleys normally 559 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Or just one of the staff saying 560 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 I've got no change on me, can you just open this trolley for me please 561 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Yeah I mean the other day when I went there 562 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 There was one unlocked 563 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 But I get it, I do get this 564 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 But if there's some already there 565 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 My trolley does go with them 566 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 I can't lie about that 567 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 See you've always done my head in 568 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Because they've only recently 569 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Gone back to having to put a pound 570 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 In the trolley at the as the bottom here again now 571 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 But for a long while 572 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 It was free for all 573 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 And I'd walk down the road 574 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Obviously walking a dog 575 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 There'd be fucking trolleys all over the place 576 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 It was all scenes from a fucking zombie movie 577 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Or something 578 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 The amount of trolleys that were everywhere 579 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 I'll shout out at some kids one day 580 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Because they'd fucking found this trolley 581 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Who were walking up the road 582 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 And they went to leave with their fucking drolley didn't they 583 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And I was in the kitchen 584 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Cooking or something 585 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 And I've heard the kids before I've seen them 586 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Because the windows open 587 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Then I've seen the trolley and they put it on my drolley 588 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 And went, oi don't fucking leave that there 589 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 You little bastards 590 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 And I've been fucking looking around 591 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 I said get that off my fucking drolley 592 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 And I've grabbed the trolley and started walking up 593 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 But I've been that old geezer 594 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 The angry old man 595 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I've fucking opened the door 596 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 I said you fucking take that back down 597 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Because I've seen all the bastards 598 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 You didn't need to do that 599 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 You stood your ground 600 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 The first bit you stood your ground 601 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 The second one that was just you being a grumpy old man 602 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Yeah I've fucking had to tell them 603 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 They didn't, they left the old five doors open 604 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 But still I had to fucking 605 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 The fear of fucking guarding them 606 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Give them a bit of fucking fear 607 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Because that's what they're all fucking doing little bastards 608 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 But yeah since they put the parents back on them 609 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 It's better, there is still the odd one 610 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Where they say sort of 611 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I do see they'll say to the trolley collector 612 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Because they've got the bays 613 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 And then you'll put it in the bay 614 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 And then the trolley collector will put it on the entrance 615 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 So they'll say to me 616 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 I've got no change can you just open this for me 617 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 It's them fuckers 618 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 That still leave them like all over the place 619 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 I mean it's nice when you get to 620 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Park next to one and you don't have to walk to the trolley 621 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 To go and get one 622 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Because I had that the other day 623 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 So even though there's no pound in it 624 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I still fucking took it back to the trolley bay 625 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Plugged it in 626 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 And took the imaginary pound out 627 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 You're a pound up in your ass 628 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Yeah I like that 629 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 But it is, it's fucking 630 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 It's annoying, it's laser 631 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 So I'll park near the bay 632 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 For that reason because I'll 633 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Because I'll prefer to get the little trolley as well 634 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Because if we get a big trolley I'm going to get more stuff 635 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 So we can get the smaller trolley 636 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 So I'll park next to the bay 637 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 And then there'll be a little trolley 638 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 I'll just go straight to the bay and grab one by the door 639 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Because they never have the little trolley by the door as well 640 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Nah nah, I got a little trolley 641 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 I was like get a trolley, got a little trolley 642 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I was like fuck me, big trolley now there 643 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 I know 644 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Baby, so the baby 645 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Fucking hell, that's a struggle mate 646 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 You'll have to get the extra big trolley now then 647 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Because not all big trolley's you can get the kids in 648 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Yeah well, the average size trolley mate 649 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Yeah 650 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Yeah it should work, but yeah, fucking hell 651 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 The joys of having children 652 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Yeah 653 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Oh god, but 654 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 I know you're playing, mate 655 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 It is, it's lazy, it's ignorance 656 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 So yeah 657 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 We should just 658 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Take a leap out of America's book 659 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 And shoot them all, eh? 660 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Shoot them all to death 661 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Where's the next one gone? 662 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Where is the next one? 663 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Oh, got it from 664 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Jess, Jess is saying 665 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Hey 666 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 People in beige clothes 667 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Get some colour in your lives 668 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Hmm, I mean 669 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Ah 670 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 No, you know 671 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Neither of those are just basic bitches 672 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Jess, yeah 673 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 That wears basic beige 674 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Yeah, she's definitely come to the right people 675 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 That are, you know, the top of the range 676 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 In fashion 677 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Yeah 678 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Where all the best 679 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Threads is it these days? 680 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 It's whatever, because we're cool 681 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Yeah, you know, all the fucking 682 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Proper kicks and shit 683 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Hahahaha 684 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Kicks and threads 685 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 But yeah 686 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 I don't know, I suppose 687 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I suppose, isn't he like an autumn 688 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Autumny vibe 689 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Beige 690 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Beige, not really summery 691 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 You don't think beige is summery, but I might be wrong 692 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Yeah, apparently you don't have 693 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Beige any time of the year, it's Jess 694 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 But yeah 695 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 I don't know, just tell them 696 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 As you walk past, just give a little 697 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Maybe, because you should 698 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Have these scarves 699 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Maybe she's trying to boycott 700 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 But there's just too much beige 701 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 So I'm just wondering 702 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Don't go to them shops then 703 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 No, because they all have the same stuff 704 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 And I top them will have the same stuff 705 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 It's all the same really 706 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 No, it cracks me up 707 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 With the clothes shop, you know 708 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 You walk in and this has got 709 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Any of them 710 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 There's all these fucking women's clothes 711 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 All up and down, down, up and up and down 712 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Fucking, you go to the corner 713 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 And it's always the far back corner 714 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 And it's a little section 715 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Of men's 716 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Yeah, all upstairs 717 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Sexy sunny days 718 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Different t-shirts 719 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Three different fucking 720 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Lots of trousers 721 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Section of fucking jeans 722 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Two oz of socks and boxers 723 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I do, like men's jeans 724 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Is simple, isn't it? It's like light blue 725 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Dark blue, black 726 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Skinny, straight 727 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Boot cuts 728 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Yeah 729 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Yeah, it's just 730 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 It's annoying, like, we don't need 731 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 More selection of socks and boxers 732 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 We want more selections of black t-shirts 733 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Because, you know, there's seven shades 734 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Of black 735 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 And fifty shades of grey 736 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Jess, yeah, no 737 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 You can't have to worry about it 738 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Just tell them, Jess 739 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I know what you're going for 740 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Just get a bit of orange in your eyes 741 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Get some pastel 742 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Get some blues 743 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 I don't know, put a fucking football top on or something 744 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 And Riley's saying 745 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Big Jim 746 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Silent letters in words 747 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Why can't it just be 748 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Lester and she's spouty 749 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Ali STR 750 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 So 751 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 I'll tell you, you've 752 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Got a couple of words here 753 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 And so 754 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Lester 755 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Is one of those words with a 756 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Random i in the middle of it 757 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 So it looks like Lysester 758 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Again, Sam 759 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Is Worcester 760 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Or Worcestershire 761 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 People struggle with that 762 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 I mean 763 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 It's just the English language, isn't it? 764 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 There's all sorts of 765 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 It's that oldie, yeah, I mean, because it's an old city 766 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 So, yeah 767 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 It's that oldie, oldie English 768 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 But again, it's not just silent 769 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Letters is the English 770 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Language, you know 771 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 The different ways you pronounce things 772 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 You'll have 773 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Sure 774 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 S-U-R-E 775 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 But then, for 776 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 B-O-R-E 777 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Looking 778 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Things all sound the same, but it's both different 779 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Yeah 780 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 I always love when you get Americans 781 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 To, I don't know, UK cities 782 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Like Worcester 783 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Yeah 784 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I'm guessing that's what it is 785 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 She's there or 786 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 He's there, sorry Broly 787 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 We haven't clarified what gender you are 788 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 She's maybe 789 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 There 790 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Gender neutral, mate 791 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 You just laid 792 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 With that person 793 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Do you want us to get cancelled? 794 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Come at us 795 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Well, I apologise 796 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 If they are offended 797 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 And I don't give a shit 798 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 But yeah, I'm assuming that's what it is 799 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 That Broly's had 800 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 A conversation trying to say 801 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Lester 802 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 And just come up 803 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Nice, there's that, please, there 804 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 What is it? Yeah, it's just fucking awkward 805 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 That's what it is 806 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 But when you grow up with it, you just used to it, aren't you? 807 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 So 808 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 I suppose on that occasion, it sucks to be American 809 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 As well as Storm Milton 810 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 No, it's a serious matter, Ash 811 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 We can't keep laughing at it 812 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Oh, the dog's kicking up 813 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 We do have 814 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 A question 815 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 From Lauren as well 816 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 If you could switch 817 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Lows with anyone for a day 818 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Who would it be and why? 819 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Hmm 820 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Have you got one for this? 821 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Well, my initial thought was Donald Trump 822 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Right 823 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Because he just lives like a king 824 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 He does whatever he wants 825 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 He says whatever he wants 826 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 But then I thought, hang on 827 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Would I survive a further assassination attempt? 828 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 I haven't got the fucking reflexes 829 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Of the Donald Trump have I? 830 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 So 831 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 After that 832 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 I mean, you'd probably 833 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Well, no, you wouldn't want to go 834 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Like Cristiano Ronaldo because 835 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 You've got to still train that day 836 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Yeah, you're right 837 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Just because you're in that body 838 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 You can't, well, not keep 839 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Because that would ruin his career then 840 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Not training that one day 841 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Just ruining him, you'd have to retire, wouldn't it? 842 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 But it would have to be someone rich 843 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Elon Musk 844 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Yeah, I would say someone like 845 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Because it's not going to matter if you 846 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Don't do his stuff for a day 847 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 You do whatever you want just because you fucking 848 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Elon Musk 849 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 He's off his head anyway 850 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 It's just someone who you can just wake up 851 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 And do whatever the fuck you want 852 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 And just buy what you want 853 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Yeah 854 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 So like, if I was someone asked about a day 855 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 Could you send your original self money? 856 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 That'd be a question 857 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Do you know what I mean? 858 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Like, if I'm in like 859 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 You know, like that 860 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 So let's say for introduce 861 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 You went into Elon Musk's body 862 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 He went into your body for a day 863 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 You know, like that song 864 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Yeah, Freaky Friday 865 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Freaky Friday, that's it 866 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 So if you're Freaky Friday 867 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 So you're technically 868 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Elon Musk 869 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Do you send money to Jamie? 870 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 You know what I mean? A quick, you know 871 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 250 grand there, don't worry about that 872 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 I suppose you just kind of base up 873 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Arrangement, wouldn't you? Because obviously he'd know 874 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 His own mobile number, I'm not calling 875 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Myself, he's calling me 876 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Like, what the fuck's going on? 877 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 And then I'll be like, mate 878 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 But if you knew it was for the day, you would definitely just 879 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Buy a bird song 880 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Yeah, if you knew it was for the day, then you're coming up 881 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 With a bullshit like, mate, I've 882 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I've done some voodoo shit 883 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Like, I've taken your body 884 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 What you're going to have to do is 885 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Give me fucking 2 billion 886 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 And then I'll 887 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Fucking give you your body back 888 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Like, it's all got to be fucking 889 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Legit, fucking, no tight backs 890 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 You know, no fucking cross fingers 891 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 And that, you've got to fucking 892 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Send me the money, and then you'll have your body back 893 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 You just kind of flaggy 894 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Yeah, it would be good though 895 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 To change someone that 896 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 I don't know, like 897 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 You know, like someone 898 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 I don't know actually 899 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 A local sportsman to see how they're trying 900 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Imagine being a footballer 901 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 On a match day 902 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Well, yeah, if you're doing it on a match day, then yeah 903 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 You want to be fucking 904 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 I mean 905 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Well, I was going to 906 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Be fucking nasty then, but 907 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 You could be a Blues player these days 908 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 But I'm going to be a City football player these days 909 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 And actually have a good game day 910 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 I was going to be fucking nasty in love 911 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 So you wouldn't want to be a Blues player 912 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 But, you know, they're doing well in the 913 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Lower divisions these days 914 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 More so 915 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 You wouldn't want to be a United player 916 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 These days 917 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 No, you wouldn't want to be a Mark of the Russians 918 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 No 919 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 I don't like playing on 920 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 My left wing, that's why, mate 921 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 But if I could 922 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Add on to it, and I could time travel 923 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 I'd go back to fucking 924 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 The night in I 925 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 I wouldn't be in the final 926 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Because I ain't going to fucking either 927 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Be able to score 928 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 I'd be a part of that fucking 929 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Season just to experience it 930 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Or if I was one of the bench players 931 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 I'd think, come on, so I'm there 932 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Yeah, you know, it would be great 933 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Actually, if you could swap 934 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 With an actor for that, that's on set 935 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 So say like 936 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 I don't know, Tom Cruise 937 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Just in case you poured that 938 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Laughter, you're like 939 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Tom Cruise is a bad one actually 940 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Because if he'd stunt that 941 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Tom Cruise doesn't stunt 942 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Who's like a proper 943 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 I don't know, like say 944 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Benham 945 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Tom Hardy 946 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Nothing major about him 947 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Just fucking 948 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 No, but you get those ones that 949 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Go deep dive and stuff 950 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 That role, and you're still like 951 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Like a method actor, is that what they're called? 952 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Yeah, so Heath Ledger 953 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Yeah, I was going to say 954 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Someone like him, but you want to swap buddies with 955 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Phoenix 956 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 So imagine that, yeah, you're in his 957 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Buddy, and like it's a 958 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Prop log, one of the major scenes 959 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 And you've nowed it 960 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 And no one's spotted the difference, it ends up in the movie 961 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 You'd fucking love that 962 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 And in the head, you're like 963 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 I just want Oscar 964 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 No one's ever going to know that, and they might push you then 965 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 To become an actor or man 966 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Yeah, but there's no 967 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Guarantee that you can fucking 968 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Pull that off 969 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 No, but what I'm saying 970 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Yeah, because obviously, but what I'm saying is 971 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 It will give you confidence to know 972 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 That you can achieve something in a new 973 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Field, mate 974 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Phoenix is a bit 975 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Self-reflected on your behalf there, isn't he? 976 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 No, no, no, I'm just 977 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Saying I didn't want to like 978 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 You need to have that push 979 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 To believe in your 980 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Achievements 981 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Because what I'm saying is 982 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 This is a conversation 983 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Don't get too deep, or else I'll cry 984 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Yeah 985 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 What I'm saying is obviously, we all would 986 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Do the billionaire one where you can 987 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 You know, and then the football one, but I was just 988 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Trying to just throw something 989 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 A bit different 990 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 I wouldn't want to do a single one because you can't sing 991 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 So you know you're going to have it back 992 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Speak for yourself, though 993 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 So it's legit 994 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 But let's just say 995 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 You're in that sheet 996 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 You're in that sheer inspire there 997 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 What, because it's ginger and I'm ginger? 998 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Well, I'm just thinking 999 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 I'm just thinking that people are constantly on a world tour 1000 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 You're in Japan 1001 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 You could have an easy one like fucking share or T-Pain 1002 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Where it's all auto-tune and 1003 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 How many, this is what I'm saying 1004 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 But how many songs do you know 1005 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Every lyric for 1006 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Do you believe in love 1007 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Love 1008 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 It's the same fucking, like, ten words 1009 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 You're not going to play that one 1010 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 That one song 1011 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 I think she does, mate 1012 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 A bit of Celine Dion 1013 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Fuck you 1014 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Yeah 1015 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I mean, yeah, now that we're deep diving 1016 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 This week, there's a fucking 1017 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 There's a good few that you'd rattle through then, any? 1018 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 I would love as well 1019 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Another one, Johnny Sins 1020 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I didn't think about stuff like that 1021 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 But I want to 1022 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Yeah, that'd be a great one, especially on Sir On There 1023 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Imagine if you perform on that as well, mate 1024 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Fucking 1025 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 I don't know, would you? 1026 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I'll come in two minutes, give me ten 1027 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Ten minutes, I'll fucking go again 1028 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 It's not me, it's the body 1029 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 It's just a bit sensitive 1030 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 I'm not used to this weapon 1031 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 It's not me 1032 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Nah 1033 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Nah, it's a good one, I see 1034 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Yeah 1035 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 That was, Lauren 1036 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Thanks for that, Lauren 1037 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Who would you be? 1038 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Anyone else that's got 1039 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 An answer for that 1040 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Then let us know 1041 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Now, we have got 1042 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Oh mate, another one, sorry 1043 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Another good one 1044 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Swapping with an astronaut for that 1045 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 That'd be a good one 1046 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Yeah, but, because you know 1047 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Astronauts aren't really up there, they're just in a studio 1048 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 Fucking somewhere around there 1049 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 No, but that would be a good one actually, just 1050 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Yeah, you could actually 1051 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Be up there 1052 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 International space station, just chillin' 1053 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Moonwalk, put flat earth on that log 1054 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 Is that how fun would that 1055 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Work, you bitch? Like, woo 1056 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 You don't want to do it in 1057 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 The space ship? 1058 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Imagine that, oh you're doing a moonwalk 1059 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Today, like, I am, mate 1060 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Rocked out this fucking window all day 1061 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I'm not trying for that 1062 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 You've been up there 1063 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 For two weeks, you want to fix up 1064 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Fucking yours, mate, fucking yours 1065 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 No, no, no, no, no 1066 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 I'm ill 1067 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 I've got food poisoning 1068 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 What, I've got rations 1069 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Bad rations, mate 1070 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 Well, yeah 1071 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Well, he was in there 1072 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Again the other day 1073 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 This flat earth bullshit 1074 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 I still don't get 1075 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Why the fucking 1076 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Why would the 1077 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Fucking earths 1078 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Round, and not fucking flat 1079 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 I just 1080 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Never understand it 1081 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 I don't even know why it was on my feed 1082 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 The other day, people fucking going on 1083 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 About it, and 1084 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Hiding everything 1085 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 And all this bullshit 1086 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Why, they never had the answer why 1087 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Are we to control us? Control us what? 1088 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 They're going to control us whether the fucking 1089 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Earths flat or fucking round 1090 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 So how can they control us 1091 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 More 1092 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 Making us think that the earths round 1093 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 Also, had this even become a thing 1094 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 And had one person say it, and then 1095 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Everyone's like, oh, he's on something again 1096 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 I don't know 1097 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 It's just something a little gullible and I'm just really fucking dumb 1098 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Yeah 1099 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 I'm going to 1100 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 I'm going to say that about you please flat 1101 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Who's the fucking idiot, man? The ice walls rule 1102 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Fuck you 1103 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 I know what 1104 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Fucking sparked me on to be fair 1105 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Because I watched Deadpool and Wolverine again the other night 1106 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 And he comes out and be 1107 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Okay round earth 1108 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 So, yeah 1109 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Thank you 1110 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 That was a quality film, lovely 1111 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Yeah, it does just 1112 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 But I'll have to 1113 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Do some research into it one of the days 1114 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Because, you know, I've seen 1115 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 The TikTok clips 1116 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 And all that where 1117 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 They're going off with pictures from 1118 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Old explorers books and stuff 1119 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 And they went for the hole in the ice wall 1120 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 And there was another fucking land and this and that 1121 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 I'm going to have to fucking check it out 1122 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Because there's maps and everything that have been drawn 1123 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 But are they actually real maps? 1124 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Has someone actually drawn them 1125 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Or is it just someone's died on the computer 1126 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 And then started spreading the bullshit 1127 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Because we can all do it now can't we 1128 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Not that I'm going to go for that effort but 1129 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Yeah, some people are just sad 1130 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Too sad 1131 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 But 1132 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 We've got another ghost story 1133 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Right 1134 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 We're not getting a bit spooky 1135 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Are we? It's just spooky 1136 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 We're getting into that season though, aren't we? 1137 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Because we chat bullshit 1138 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Why does that make it spooky? 1139 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Because no one can believe us 1140 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Just like these ghost stories 1141 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Right, now I didn't put the name on there 1142 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 I apologise for not doing that 1143 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 But you know who you are 1144 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 I appreciate the story as well 1145 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 The story goes 1146 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 I'm an atheist 1147 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I've never believed in anything 1148 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 Supernatural or the spirit world 1149 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 But this one weird thing 1150 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Happened to me 1151 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 It was the early noughties 1152 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 I was 21 1153 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Grandad was in hospital 1154 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 With bone marrow cancer 1155 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 He didn't have long 1156 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 In fact, that day we'd been told to visit and say our goodbyes 1157 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 It was in October 1158 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 So the evenings were getting dark 1159 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 It was only about 7pm 1160 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 When I got home 1161 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Rolled a joint 1162 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Rolled a fat one 1163 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Put Fast and Furious 2 in the DVD player 1164 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 DVD player 1165 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 You know what? A joint 1166 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 From Fast and Furious 2 in the DVD 1167 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 From someone that's never 1168 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Smoked a spiff 1169 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Well, you say this 1170 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 I've done it three times 1171 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 You're a change, man 1172 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 You are fucking pothead, Ashleigh 1173 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Fucking hell 1174 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 So Fast and Furious 2 1175 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 In the DVD player 1176 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Open my bedroom window 1177 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 And lit it 1178 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Joint nose 1179 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Well, the movie's lit though as well 1180 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Curve 1181 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Because he says curve in the movie 1182 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Movie about family and it 1183 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Curve is slang for cousin 1184 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 I know a bit 1185 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 We hungry 1186 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 You can't eat tonight 1187 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 The entire 1188 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 House went dark 1189 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Like a power cut 1190 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 It lights out everything 1191 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I noticed as I looked out 1192 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 To the street, it's only at our house 1193 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Dad checks the fuse box 1194 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 And nothing could trip those 1195 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 It was only off for two minutes 1196 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 And then everything comes back on 1197 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 That exact moment 1198 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 The phone rings, it's Nan 1199 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Grandad's dead 1200 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 It was an electrician 1201 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Oh, what a car 1202 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 That is a bit spooky actually 1203 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Yeah 1204 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 He was an electrician at the end 1205 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Unless he meant he was an electrician 1206 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Yeah, I think so 1207 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Yeah 1208 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Auto correct, I'm guessing 1209 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Yeah 1210 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 I think I told you 1211 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 On the podcast when we 1212 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Told our experiences before 1213 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 But yeah, similar scenario 1214 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 When my grandad passed, not with me 1215 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 But regarding to 1216 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Mum 1217 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 My grandad was in hospital 1218 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 On his 1219 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Literal deathbed 1220 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 He knocked over 1221 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 I don't know, he was reaching out 1222 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Or something, he's knocked over his glass of water 1223 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 And when 1224 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 Mum woke up 1225 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Her glass of water 1226 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Was spilled 1227 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 And as she's woke up 1228 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 She's seen the water spilled 1229 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 That was when Nan Ranga 1230 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Saying, no, it was Milka the Ranga 1231 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Saying 1232 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Dad's dead 1233 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 And then yeah, she was told afterwards 1234 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 That he knocked over the water and whatever 1235 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 And obviously she's put two and two together 1236 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 And got four 1237 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Grandad knocked over Mum's 1238 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 While he was knocking over his own 1239 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Ghost sheep 1240 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Yeah, appreciate that 1241 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Any other ghost stories in that 1242 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Any of you's have got, please 1243 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Do send them in 1244 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 I would need to be fair 1245 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 These spooky 1246 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Little bits coming in here and there 1247 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 We're still waiting for an 1248 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Adding version 1249 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Or UFO story that would be a good one 1250 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Yeah, that's my main load 1251 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Have you been probed 1252 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Did you enjoy it 1253 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Well, in the bum most of all 1254 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Oi oi 1255 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 You want to get abducted mate 1256 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Don't put the small one in 1257 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Get that big bastard 1258 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 You know 1259 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Maintain the eye contact 1260 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 On a scene to your soul 1261 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Or you penetrate mine 1262 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Now, since we've 1263 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Not got the other correspondence 1264 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 There was a little story 1265 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 That I got 1266 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Brought to my attention the other day 1267 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 You've heard of the syndrome before 1268 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 Where 1269 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 That woman 1270 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 She had a fucking knock on the head or whatever 1271 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 And she woke up, she got the Chinese accent 1272 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 So it's 1273 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Similar to that in a sense 1274 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 It's called Suzak syndrome 1275 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Because it was a French 1276 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Lier there, I'm sure it was a French 1277 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Lier that got knocked to the head 1278 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 And she woke up with like a proper 1279 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Essex accent 1280 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Like 1281 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 I don't know 1282 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Yeah 1283 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 But look, I suppose 1284 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 You just put 1285 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 It's going to be weird no matter where you imagine 1286 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 This woman with the Chinese 1287 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Hello 1288 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Well that's what it was 1289 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 There is the YouTube videos of her 1290 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Of being interviewed 1291 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 It's just this white woman from North Southampton or something 1292 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 And she's 1293 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 She's not putting it on, but she's got the Chinese 1294 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Accent 1295 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 So yeah, it's fucking hilarious 1296 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 You should, like anyone that hasn't 1297 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Seen it as the listener 1298 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Do check it out 1299 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Just type in fucking 1300 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Chinese accent 1301 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Syndrome or something 1302 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 No doubt it will come up 1303 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 This one, so I was going to say, it's similar to it 1304 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 It's called Suzak syndrome 1305 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 There's all sorts of 1306 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Symptoms for it 1307 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Neurological and 1308 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 This and that 1309 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 This one particular case 1310 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 That got more to my attention 1311 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 So it was back in 1312 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 2016 I do believe 1313 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 It was a Glaswegian woman 1314 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 So Glasgow, Scotland 1315 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 The Highlands 1316 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Scotland, proper 1317 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Braveheart 1318 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 Val Gibson, good actor 1319 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 So 1320 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 She 1321 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Ended up getting this Suzak 1322 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Syndrome and 1323 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Basically it deteriorated 1324 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Five years of her memories 1325 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 But created 1326 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 New memories 1327 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 So look, stuff that's never happened 1328 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 But she thinks it's 1329 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 Well, this is the thing 1330 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 So she lost four years 1331 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Woke up believing 1332 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 That she was Australian 1333 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 And she was a part of 1334 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 The 2012 Olympic 1335 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Australian team 1336 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 So 1337 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Not only 1338 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 Because it was around that time 1339 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 So not only did she 1340 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Wake up thinking she was 1341 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Australian and she was part of the team 1342 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 She knew 1343 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Individual athletes 1344 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Like their background stories 1345 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 Of family, this and that 1346 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 She was 1347 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Speaking about what they've done 1348 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 In training together and all this and that 1349 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 They've all 1350 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Been out together, experienced 1351 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 X, Y and Z 1352 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 So full 1353 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 Details of all these people 1354 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Other stuff that was going on in 1355 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Australia and whatever, as if she was 1356 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Actually living there 1357 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 So it's like her mind 1358 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Is connected to someone that's 1359 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Actually living 1360 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 As an Australian 1361 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 As a part of the team 1362 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 It's that as well 1363 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 I'm looking at the moment, I can't see what the name was 1364 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 So her name was Nicola Money 1365 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 And so she 1366 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Did say the name of the person 1367 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 She thought she was as well 1368 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 But I can't see 1369 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Her mind connected to that person's 1370 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Neurological 1371 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 In some kind of way 1372 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Almost like what we've just mentioned 1373 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 The Freaky Friday 1374 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 So she's lost the 1375 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Five years of her own 1376 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 Long 1377 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 When people have, obviously she's gone to the doctors 1378 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 And she's all confused 1379 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 And they've done interviews 1380 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 With her friends and family 1381 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 She's never been into sports 1382 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 It's not like she was fucking into the Olympics 1383 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 And all that, to know any 1384 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Of that before this condition 1385 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Came along 1386 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 So everyone was freaked out 1387 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 About it, she's 1388 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Distraught now because she's lived this 1389 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Long for five years in her head 1390 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 But it hasn't actually happened 1391 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 So essentially she's had to go 1392 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 Through therapy and everything as well 1393 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 But it's just mad 1394 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 It's almost like it's a 1395 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Cosmic thing where it is 1396 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 It's all linked somehow 1397 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 But you can't see 1398 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Her mind in that 1399 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 Other athlete's fucking body 1400 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 And yeah, lived this for five years 1401 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 That is a strange one isn't it mate 1402 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Yeah 1403 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 No it's 1404 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 It's not 1405 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 That common of a syndrome but 1406 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 It's even rarer 1407 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 In cases like this to happen 1408 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 So there's been several 1409 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Other ones 1410 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 One of them was 1411 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 There was a 1412 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Chap, he was in a 1413 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Coma 1414 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 He woke up and 1415 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Recalled a story 1416 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 Of him living in 1417 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 I think in Florida, 1912 1418 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 And he was in 1419 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 The mafia 1420 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 No sorry, he wasn't in the mafia 1421 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Yeah 1422 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 He 1423 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Had a family 1424 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 Worked in a 1425 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Can making or a can filling 1426 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Factory or something 1427 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 And yeah, recalled whatever 1428 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Historical event happened at the time 1429 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 As if he was living through it 1430 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 So as he's coming out of the coma 1431 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 He's like where's my wildcots going on 1432 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 And for three weeks as he's 1433 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Tried to get back to normal life 1434 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 He couldn't even figure out how to use his microwave 1435 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 So obviously back then 1436 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 No microwaves 1437 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Another one 1438 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 The 1439 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Again 1440 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 I think he was a Canadian 1441 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Lad 1442 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 I think kids being kids 1443 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Weird things, I know 1444 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 We didn't do it with each other 1445 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 I didn't do it with anyone else 1446 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 So I don't know if you don't either 1447 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 There was a thing when we were kids 1448 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Essentially half 1449 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 The other person to look 1450 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Starts to choke him out and then as we're about to pass out 1451 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 And stuff and then 1452 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 That happened to me and I found 1453 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 He from him 1454 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 That happened to this kid 1455 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 He's at his mates house, they're all fucking around 1456 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Doing that 1457 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 His mate didn't release him too quick 1458 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 So he's passed out as well or he did 1459 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 So in the three minutes 1460 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 He passed out 1461 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 He's 1462 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 He was 1463 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Living in Alabama 1464 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Under a different name and everything 1465 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Playing for the MBL 1466 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Got a missus 1467 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 I think had one or two kids 1468 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Then somehow 1469 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Went to 1470 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Like a house party or something and he turned out 1471 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 To be his friend that just choked him out 1472 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 So as he's realised, hang on I know you 1473 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 We used to be friends 1474 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 That's as he's woke up 1475 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 So he was aged 12 1476 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 And he lived until 1477 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 A life into his 40s 1478 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 And then his friend 1479 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Again as he's woke up 1480 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 That's like a multi 1481 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Not like a multi 1482 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 It's like the episode of Rick and Morty 1483 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Where it's a video game basically 1484 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 You live a fucking life 1485 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 And then 1486 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Morty did it 1487 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Played it for half an hour or something 1488 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 He's lived 70 years 1489 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 He was on his deathbed and as he died he's woke up 1490 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 He's all confused for fucking hours and that afterwards 1491 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 It's weird on the other mind 1492 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 He's such a delicate 1493 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Just so delicate 1494 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 So powerful and what he can do 1495 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Yeah, again 1496 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Another situation 1497 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 Similar kind of story 1498 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Is 1499 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 High school lad 1500 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Playing American football 1501 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 He's 1502 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Gone off to college 1503 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Or university 1504 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 Met a girl 1505 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 That he loved 1506 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 He's gone on 1507 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 Had jobs 1508 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 I don't know if he said 1509 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Did he play football 1510 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 I don't know but they've lived a lot 1511 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 He's had three kids 1512 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Everything is fucking perfect 1513 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 And then he's sitting there 1514 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 One day 1515 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 He's missed his log 1516 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I'm just going to cook whatever 1517 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 I'm going to cook pasta 1518 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 He's like yeah 1519 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 So he's sitting there 1520 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 Watching the TV 1521 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 And he looks into the corner 1522 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 He looks at his lamp 1523 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 He's like hang on that lamp's 2D 1524 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 Why is it 2D 1525 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 It's a fucking lamp 1526 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 Why does it look like a flat piece of paper 1527 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 So I don't know 1528 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Let's just say his wildest name is Michelle 1529 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Michelle, come here 1530 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 What's going on 1531 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 But she didn't answer 1532 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 She's gone to the zoo or something 1533 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 So he's fucking freaked out 1534 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 And he's looking at his lamp 1535 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 He's stayed there the whole rest of the day 1536 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 All night and night 1537 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Not got up, not even for a piss or anything 1538 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 He's fucking freaked out 1539 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 He's like why is this lamp 1540 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Why is it just a flat thing 1541 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 So when he's finally got up 1542 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 I've got to see what's going on 1543 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 I've got to touch this lamp 1544 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Gets up, touches the lamp 1545 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Wakes up 1546 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 So he's playing American football 1547 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Back to being like 17, 18 1548 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 He got fucking tackled 1549 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Knocked out for like 30 seconds 1550 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 And he's lived fucking 1551 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 30 years of a fucking happy life 1552 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 In his head 1553 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 So again traumatized 1554 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 He actually had to go through 1555 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Therapy and everything because he was mourning 1556 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 The loss of three kids and a wife 1557 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 That he never actually had 1558 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 He was just made up in his head 1559 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 In a matter of a minute 1560 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 That shows how toned relative 1561 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Yeah, I was going to say literally 1562 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Now fair enough he's not going to 1563 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 Look, we don't remember everything 1564 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 The stuff that's happened 1565 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 But the important stuff, the feeling of it 1566 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Yeah, you know 1567 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Obviously when the baby was born 1568 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 You're going to fucking remember that 1569 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Birthdays, fucking special moments and that 1570 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 He remembered all those things 1571 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 And he was fucking 1572 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Obliterated 1573 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 So it's just, it's literally putting 1574 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 A little bit of an end to it 1575 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Because anyone that could be listening 1576 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Could just have a concussion right now 1577 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 And this then really 1578 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 What if we're a figment of someone's 1579 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Imagination 1580 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 On fucking not happy 1581 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Because you could have imagined us having better lives 1582 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 We'd still be giving great content 1583 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 But I want to have a bit more money 1584 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Yeah, a little bit in a hollow climate 1585 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Yeah 1586 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Not for me, but a more safer one 1587 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Less war 1588 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Hurricanes going on potentially 1589 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 Yeah 1590 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Well, just 1591 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 As I started looking into these stories and that 1592 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 There's another one, again, just a chap 1593 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 He's fucking 1594 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Again, I don't know if he was in a coma or something 1595 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 But he 1596 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Said he was a white geezer 1597 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 I don't know, say he's from Texas or something 1598 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 And his 1599 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Alternate life 1600 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 He was a fucking 1601 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Black gangbanger, so he was in a fucking gang 1602 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 He wasn't in gang bangs 1603 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 He might have been 1604 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 But he was a black gangster 1605 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 Anyway 1606 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 So he's fucking lived 1607 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 Years being this gangster 1608 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 And then he wakes back up and he's just a fucking white man again 1609 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 That'd be hard, wouldn't it? 1610 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Well, yeah 1611 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 So he's fucking 1612 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Do you give him the N-word pass? 1613 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 I mean, not us personally 1614 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 But could he 1615 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 I don't know if I can explain that 1616 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 What up, my 1617 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Homie 1618 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 What the fuck did you say? 1619 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 He's like, no, no, no, you don't get it 1620 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 I was a black man 1621 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 I'm not a black man 1622 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 I was a black man 1623 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 I think with all of them 1624 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 It's hard to get out of that mentality 1625 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 If you've lived 30 years 1626 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 You're a 30 year old going back to an 18 year old 1627 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 It's that mentality 1628 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 And then obviously being a gangbanger going back 1629 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 To being, I don't know what this person was 1630 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Like beforehand, I doubt 1631 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 He wasn't a gangbanger, but he was a regular guy 1632 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 All the details were that 1633 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 White man, I think he was a biker 1634 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 But it's just literally going back to that 1635 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 It's the mentality 1636 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Because technically 1637 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 You've probably got the mentality you have 1638 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 In your dream where you've been 1639 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Well, I don't know if you call it a dream or that reality 1640 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Where you've been a fairly old man 1641 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Playing in the NFL or gangbanger 1642 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 When you wake up 1643 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 Are you thinking those same emotions 1644 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 You were thinking more, you were unconscious 1645 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 Do you reckon he was gussied when he woke up as well 1646 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 That he was like, oh shit 1647 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 I'm a little cock 1648 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Probably mine 1649 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Or 1650 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Did he have his small white man willow 1651 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 As the black man 1652 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 Never know mate 1653 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 No pros and cons 1654 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 They didn't give those details in the story 1655 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 But again with him, he says the details 1656 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Of the gang that he was in 1657 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 So I don't know about the crypts or whatever 1658 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 He didn't snitch on anyone 1659 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Because snitches get stitches 1660 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 But yeah, he knew details 1661 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 To do whatever gang he was affiliated with 1662 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 The madness 1663 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Looking 1664 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 If we are part of your 1665 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Subconscious alternate reality 1666 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Let's win the lottery or something please 1667 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 That's deep though isn't it 1668 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 We want a good 1669 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Fake life 1670 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Because we're not here for a long time 1671 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 We're here for a good time 1672 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 We like to party 1673 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 We like to party 1674 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 We like to party 1675 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 If we were earning money 1676 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 We'd have like 10 copyrights 1677 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Drugs on all Sunday's episode 1678 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 Share behind our stock 1679 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 Fucking go ahead with that you cunts 1680 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 We're all Canadian 1681 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Canada, Canada 1682 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 But yeah 1683 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 Hopefully 1684 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 Yous have enjoyed all that 1685 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Deepness at the end 1686 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 The stories that is, not fucking penetration 1687 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Unless you have been doing 1688 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Imagine that, someone's banging while we're 1689 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Just aren't in the background for them 1690 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Give him some armour by action 1691 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 Oh yeah 1692 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Go on 1693 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Go on 1694 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 That's it, stop 1695 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Yeah she wants it, go go go 1696 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 There we go 1697 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Smash them flat flat 1698 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Give it a little rub 1699 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Spit on it 1700 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Fuck two out of that team 1701 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 On that horny 1702 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Bad note 1703 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 We'll just leave it there 1704 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Yeah, but as always 1705 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Hope you enjoyed it, looking 1706 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Send the messages, I'll sort out the hotline 1707 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 And we'll do the confessions 1708 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Next week as well 1709 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Oh shit that was confessions, apologies yeah 1710 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 If you have got confessions 1711 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Send him more confessions 1712 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 We've got fucking some bangers to do 1713 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 Confessions that is 1714 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 Nothing else, sausages 1715 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Or hostages 1716 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 As KS Narmanox call them 1717 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Keep it real, peace 1718 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Where that's waiting, oh so sly 1719 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Their chemistry's electric 1720 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 You can't deny 1721 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 You can't deny 1722 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:58,000 You can't deny