1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 The banter that's witty and no-souls sly 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 They can't be sweet, electric, you can't deny 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:58,000 We are back with another episode of the real talking podcast with your hosts, Ash and JD 11 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:06,000 I'm starting to feel a little bit tired now, I'm not gonna lie mate, it has been a long day 12 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I won't keep the details on the pod for all those illegal activities, doggy 13 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:19,000 But we did promise you last week that we were gonna start off with the correspondence 14 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 We just had a lot to catch up on last week's episode didn't we 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:31,000 So we will start off with a couple of them, then we'll chat she and then we'll get back onto both of us 16 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:40,000 To be fair there was a couple just saying where's the missing episode, he says two weeks and whatever 17 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Just the usual bullshit 18 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 And by the usual bullshit I do mean James again 19 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I might as well just get it up, it's on the earth 20 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 It's on the notes section 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:01,000 That was nice to see you have realised that you know it's eat our shite 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 But we're not a footballing podcast, we're not gonna talk about it 23 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Also mate, just before we are talking about football 24 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 I'm sure I said to you, I think Chelsea will win the league 25 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,000 And you said you think Manu would finish the fourth Chelsea 26 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Do you still think that? 27 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 At the moment obviously not 28 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:28,000 It's alright because Rudi will be in charge next week and it will be like our colleagues at the wheel again 29 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 But we won't talk about football 30 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,000 We've got another international break after this weekend haven't we 31 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 We're fucking crazy 32 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 They're so fucking boring in there 33 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:48,000 So it's this weekend of football normality and then after the internationals again 34 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Just think before a second mate 35 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Say you're a professional footballer on Ali Granda week 36 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 You don't get selected for your country 37 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 You're just fucking going away for five nights and you know 38 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 It depends on the manager though 39 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 You might want to still go over tactics but in general 40 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I think a lot of them do before that break 41 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 So imagine the street that is like 42 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Oh yeah you're laughing at it 43 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 You wouldn't even be asked about the fine from the school 44 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Would you have to take your kids out? 45 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I'm sure they can afford it 46 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 To be fair that ain't going to stop me when it comes to being 47 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I'll tell you the secrets that I've seen as well 48 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 You've got to time it right 49 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Count your bank holidays 50 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:35,000 And then do it as you take the kids away on a Friday and a Monday 51 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 They're not missing a full week because if you miss the full week 52 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 That's when you get the fine 53 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 And it's the fines per person per child order 54 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,000 So yeah I think it's 120 quid per person 55 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:52,000 So you'd be paying 240 pounds for COVID to miss a week of school 56 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Yeah fuck that 57 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I just want to pay it I've got it 58 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Mate mate come get the money from me there 59 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Or I'll be that cunt when you see the videos 60 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 And they just go and pay with pennies and that 61 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 I'd definitely do that 62 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 But correspondence anyway 63 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 We've got to keep the fans entertained 64 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 They are the ones that are sending us the lovely messages 65 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Which we do appreciate 66 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 We always do yeah 67 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Send them in at the realtalkingpod at gmail.com 68 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Or onto the hotline 07 470 488 096 69 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Links are in the description as always 70 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Brilliant mate 71 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Honestly he's not reading the paper 72 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 No I'm literally reading 73 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 I've got Laura's message ready to read 74 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 So yeah this is from Laura sorry 75 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yeah and it was a couple of weeks ago 76 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 So she said 77 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Hey guys so with JD travelling the world 78 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 What has Ash done in the time up? 79 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 That is a good question what did I do? 80 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I don't think you did anything to it 81 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 So for me it was 82 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,000 We had two child free Fridays 83 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Which is when we normally did a recording 84 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 So with JD obviously working 85 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,000 And then having a child free Friday 86 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 It was just nice just to 87 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 I mean every Friday is a child free Friday for me 88 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Yeah 89 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Yeah so 90 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 House with just adults and the dog 91 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I think not yeah 92 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Did you go out one of the 93 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 No we went out for 94 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Some Japanese food 95 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 I think that was the first one I can't remember 96 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 But the third week that we missed 97 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 I didn't do nothing then I was just 98 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Yeah because I was trying to get over 99 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 That was a ridiculous long day 100 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 And then Saturday just didn't go to plan either 101 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 So for me it was just a chilled one 102 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Like I didn't need it 103 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Yeah well yeah thanks for asking me Laura 104 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,000 But she knows you're travelling the world graphic mate 105 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Well that's all it was I think you know Germany for work 106 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I mean to be fair the part of Frankfurt that obviously 107 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I wouldn't recommend going there 108 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I think it was just we was on the wrong side of the train station 109 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,000 So it was just homeless people 110 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,000 It is man when you think of like 111 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,000 When you're going away you always think you're going to somewhere better as such 112 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Well it's not necessarily 113 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Yeah because especially when I went to Poland last year 114 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Well Poland's got its sorted though mate 115 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Yeah you know what I mean 116 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 But before going 117 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 I had scenes of Russia in my head essentially 118 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 That it was like when you see it on the films 119 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,000 It's cold, dark and just really old fashioned and stuff 120 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 But I went there and it was all beautiful 121 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 It was old fashioned buildings and stuff 122 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 But some of the architecture was fantastic 123 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 You thought it was like Euro trip 124 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 And the guy gives him a dollar and he goes 125 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Now I buy my own hotel or something like that 126 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah that kind of thing 127 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Because you automatically go to what you've seen on the TV don't you 128 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Now I know there was places like the more old rural towns and stuff 129 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 But the main city centres that we went to was fantastic 130 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 To be fair I've had a few people say Poland's really nice 131 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 But they are looking after their own so to speak 132 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah yeah 133 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 But the hospitality was brilliant 134 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 They all spoke really well English as well 135 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I think you have to now don't you 136 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Because I think it is the world's language 137 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 So you do have to don't you 138 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Yeah and it was so cheap as well 139 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 It really was 140 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 But yeah I'd recommend Poland 141 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Just where we was in Frankfurt and I sat at home with people and that 142 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:01,000 And you know when it's just run down and not a litre of rat 143 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Well to be fair no sorry there wasn't a lot of litter 144 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 There was a lot of broken bottles and stuff 145 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 But that was just fucking piss heads 146 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 And when we were walking to the job 147 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Their version of the London Exile mess of the suit 148 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,000 For the train station there was a pub 149 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 And very morning it was half seven in the morning 150 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 And there was already six geezers outside 151 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 They were already beded up 152 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Proper lads 153 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Yeah so at first I thought they were just still there from drinking all night or something 154 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,000 But it's quite a big working through the night culture there as well 155 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,000 So obviously they'd finish work at say probably about five o'clock in the morning 156 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Then they're having their beers before going to bed then 157 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 But yeah it was 158 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,000 I mean the most interesting thing of the part that we were in 159 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Was finding Team Rocket's headquarters 160 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah yeah yeah 161 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 That's where they're hiding 162 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Yeah I mean unless it's 163 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Yeah, Vanya, Viz Pasha 164 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Fuck you, load of wheezing's in there 165 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000 But yeah unless there's anything else more interesting 166 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 It'll probably be the thumbnail for this week's episode 167 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 But yeah it's 168 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Yeah I wouldn't have suggested that bit 169 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 The work itself was sound 170 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 But the 171 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Because it's not illegal to smoke in the buildings over there as well 172 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 So I'm working away everyone's smoking around 173 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,000 And it was just weird, it was hot, fucking sweaty, no breeze in the venue and that 174 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 And then with people smoking around me 175 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,000 It was, I don't know if it was all the pubs and restaurants 176 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 But the Irish bar we was going to, you wasn't allowed to smoke in there 177 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 So I wanted to sit inside most of the time then when we was having a beer 178 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Because that was my breakaway from everyone having to smoke 179 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 So yeah it was quite an eye opener 180 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Considering how things are over in the UK where 181 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Well they're trying to ban smoking even in the beer gardens now 182 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 I don't know how that's going to go down 183 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,000 And I saw it the other week, well I think it was last week 184 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000 That they want to potentially close the pubs earlier as well 185 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 So say it would be like 10 o'clock instead of 12 o'clock closing the pubs 186 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 I did see that as well 187 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,000 That would be ridiculous but I think that would just encourage people to start drinking earlier then as well 188 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Yeah and then going back to the house and drink carrying on 189 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:34,000 It's strange, I don't know what fucking Keir Starmer's trying to do to this country 190 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 But you know what he's trying to do, he's trying to fuck it up 191 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Yeah, there's already talks about him wanting to, well not wanting to 192 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:49,000 About him having to step down because of things that he's already doing and suggesting 193 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 There's bookies favourites for who's going to take over 194 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 It's just ridiculous 195 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Anyone I know about there's no good, literally it's just fuck, fuck 196 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Is he four of yours here? It's four of yours isn't it? 197 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Yeah 198 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 It's just fuck now, four of yours, that's it 199 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 All your money's going abroad 200 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Yeah, to all the foreign aides and well to their offshore accounts as well 201 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Yeah, they get backhanders from it, 20 grand 202 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Wait 203 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 It was just, mate, go on sorry 204 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 I know, we're not a politics podcast either 205 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I know I said before, they should have a point system for these politics 206 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000 No, they should 207 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Where? It's like if they say something and then they've gone against it 208 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:37,000 It's like a point here, so if you say if we're in charge, we're not going to do that 209 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Then you do it 210 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 So you get to a point, it's the point where I say you've took 25 points 211 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Because that's still, if it's two points for every 212 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Sorry, there's just a big squirrel in the garden 213 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Massive one 214 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Yeah, I could have 215 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 That boy's going to get it there, kid 216 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 He loves it 217 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 They're just after it, send them squirrels 218 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 They're always so sketchy 219 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Great entertainment for the people who send them as well 220 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 He was like, Dave, I'll bring that 221 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 He's from that school 222 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 It was a grey one 223 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah 224 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:14,000 No, so what I'm saying is if there's like two points deduction for everything you've said something and then went against 225 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 And then you've hit like 20 points, sorry 226 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:21,000 That's 10 things you've said you wouldn't do and you don't 227 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Literally just 228 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Well, just sacked or another 229 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Election or something 230 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Well, I have seen a lot of traction from the reform team 231 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Well, party rather 232 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:41,000 And the making waves, you know, they're saying all the right things for everyone 233 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Obviously, unless they actually do come into power, we're not going to know if it's true or bullshit 234 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:53,000 But you know, they just seem to be getting a lot more people on side now 235 00:12:53,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I can see being an election sooner than the five year term 236 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Just because of the way it's looking at the moment 237 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:10,000 And I'm dreading it because they're on about doing this pay per mile system 238 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:14,000 When I did a budget or whatever it is next month announcing that 239 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Now I roughly did the math 240 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Do you have a week on 10 people per mile? 241 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I'd be looking at paying off an extra three grand a year 242 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Because they'll get rid of the road tax and then you pay 10 people 243 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,000 The most after cap it's so long. So like anything 244 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 I don't think they will 245 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,000 But the one I do it because they're not earning off of people with electric cars 246 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Because at the moment 247 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000 But that was the three 248 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:43,000 Don't pay a road tax and because of that now they want to do this paper mile 249 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,000 But so I roughly did it off a 10 people per mile 250 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:52,000 What I'm seeing at the moment now is they're going to do it as 15 people per mile 251 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000 But if they do something like that, then there's going to be riots 252 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Because people aren't going to be able to afford to pay for it for starters 253 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Because you think well, the road tax on my band 254 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 It's like 260 for 12 months 255 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 So if that's going to go up by 10 times 256 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 People aren't going to be able to afford that 257 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:16,000 So it would mean taxi fare goes up bus fares go up train fare will go up 258 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Not that it needs to but they'll be like well we're going to put it up because everything else going up 259 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Delivery fees will go up 260 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Trains will go up and train strikes not earning off 261 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Yeah and then yeah 262 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 It will mean food prices go up again 263 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Literally everything will keep going up 264 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 But then the wage won't go up not to compensate either 265 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 So people are just right 266 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 It's going to be an absolute deadlock 267 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,000 I've not seen much movement regarding people talking about strikes or anything 268 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,000 But I can imagine things like what we did see in France with the farmers and everything 269 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,000 I can see being like that 270 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:00,000 So over the next couple of weeks as it starts getting closer to this 271 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,000 What would you or whatever the fuck it's going to be 272 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Once more information comes out I reckon obviously people start to come out 273 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 I actually watched the 274 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 We are going to get back to the correspondence in a minute 275 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 I told you this is what we're going to do 276 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I love it mate 277 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 You know considering it's 278 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Correspondent asking what you did while I was away 279 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 I spoke about being away 280 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Politics and squirrels 281 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Right 282 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Squirrels 283 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Wow, that's a bit of a troll 284 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I watched an interesting one the other morning 285 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Basically saying how you can not pay council tax 286 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Right 287 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 And he was given the full outside the video 288 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Because to be fair the missus pays the council tax 289 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 So she ain't going to stop it 290 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,000 But for the logs of you it would be a good one to give you the information for it 291 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Basically it's like you write a letter saying 292 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,000 I'm happy to pay my council tax 293 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:05,000 As long as you can prove that it's not going towards terrorist activity 294 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Because 295 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 It's like 296 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Something like 25p for every pound 297 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Goes to 298 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Foreign aid which is linked to making weapons 299 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 So like 300 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 7-7 which was a London bombing obviously 2007 301 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,000 That got linked back to money that we give 302 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 To like Yemen or something 303 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000 That then made the weapons that they did the bombing with 304 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 We need to stop the ball she was sending money abroad 305 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 And then like everyone's out of pocket 306 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Just like I said 307 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 To get everyone inside 308 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 They can just do one thing and everyone be like 309 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 I fucking love that I've got more money 310 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000 But it's not even with the winter fuel allowance 311 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 So I don't know say it was 25 million 312 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 That they've cut off for the winter fuel allowance 313 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Yeah and then send 2 billion abroad or whatever 314 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 It's an extra blow over to Ukraine or whatever it was 315 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 It's all fucking up 316 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000 So yeah essentially if you say to the council 317 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 If you can prove that it's not going towards terrorist activity 318 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Then I'll happily pay 319 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 And then because they can't prove that it's not 320 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Because they can't even though I know we spoke about it before 321 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 So you get a letter 322 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 With a pie chart saying what it's going to 323 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Basically the section on the pie chart says over 324 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 That's what it is that's the funds going overseas 325 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,000 And then the council tax doesn't even actually pay for 326 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 The police and the fire stations or anything 327 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 That's still given by the government 328 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000 So yeah there's a big loophole 329 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 And this geezer was like yeah I haven't paid it for 4 years 330 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 That took me to court but then they couldn't prove anything 331 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000 So yeah there's a lot of people that are going to stop paying it now 332 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 How much is your counter tax? 333 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I don't know as I say the missus pays it so I really don't know 334 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Because Aziz why not call it a bit actually 335 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,000 I think Aziz is like just under one folly a month now 336 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Will you pay for the parish riding? 337 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Obviously you've got a parish you can pay to keep that up to date 338 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 I imagine that's probably incorporated in Monk's 339 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 I've got the church at the end of the road 340 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,000 I've got another you know it's almost like a community centre 341 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 But in Jews there's a lot of church as well 342 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Because that's a proper African church as well 343 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Gospel 344 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 You see I mean the full dresser 345 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I want to go to a gospel choir 346 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Oh did you with Daniel back in the day? 347 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Did you? 348 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Mr Asa Devonsen 349 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 I want to do it like you know when you see like 350 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Remember Barra? 351 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Yeah 352 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 When like the tour kit and everyone's got their hand in the hair 353 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 And you see that one geezer running around the church 354 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I want that and then like you know when they go 355 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 He's like I want to be played 356 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 And then like the deer and he's like 357 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 I want to go to something like that 358 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Well I'll tell you now I expected that 359 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 And I didn't get it 360 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Because I was like 14, 15 whatever 361 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 And I'm thinking yeah I'm going to go in 362 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 And I'm going to praise the Lord 363 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 And I'm going to have all the fucking singing and dancing 364 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Nah just sat there 365 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 There's nothing I was so gutted 366 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Obviously that was just that church that we went to 367 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000 There is a lot of them that do it 368 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,000 So after politics 369 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:25,000 If I remember I'll put the link in the video description 370 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:32,000 For the video of how to go about not paying the counter tax 371 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Because he's got his website on it 372 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 So for anyone that does want to check it out 373 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Because you know if it is 374 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I feel like my counter tax was 120 the last time I passed the missus 375 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 But I really don't know 376 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 But yeah it all adds up 377 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 It's a fucking lot of money 378 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000 And if you can get away with not paying stuff like that 379 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 I only found out the other day 380 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Milk used to be free 381 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 And gas and electric used to be free 382 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 I remember milk used to be free for babies 383 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Milk used to be free for everyone 384 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:11,000 It was Margaret Thatcher that says you've got to start paying for milk, gas, electric 385 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Everything 386 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 So it was all given for free 387 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 And then the way they started doing it was 388 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 You're just going to put these meters in 389 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Just to help monitor what's being used 390 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Whatever, make sure it's safe and stuff 391 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 And then they started charging 392 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 So yeah it was literally Thatcher that fucked it up 393 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000 The iron loader 394 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000 So yeah thanks for that whatsapp Laura 395 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Thank you for that 396 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 We've got one from Noah 397 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,000 And he says, he's asked a very interesting question actually 398 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000 So if you could make up a phobia to someone 399 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 To impede their lives 400 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 What would you choose? 401 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Ok 402 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000 So obviously there's a lot of weird phobias out there already 403 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Of people scared of balloons and all sorts of things 404 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:09,000 So it's how much of a cunt you want to be really 405 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Because you could completely ruin someone's life 406 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 And say it's a fear of cars 407 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Or fear of doors 408 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Yeah, they can't open a door or anything 409 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 They can't look at one 410 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:28,000 That would have just been darkness all the time wouldn't it 411 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000 I'd probably go for something stupid like 412 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Fear of chocolate cake 413 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 So they can't ever go to a birthday party 414 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Just fucking 415 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Oh cake, that was scary 416 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Or the fear of the birthday sock 417 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 So the letter is just like 418 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Anytime that comes on in your head 419 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Never go to a Chinese buffet 420 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 You know what I'm saying, you're out eating in some kind of 421 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 birthday like 422 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 I think that one's a very good one 423 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Just to fuck with them 424 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Because you never know when it's going to happen 425 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 I'd say anything 426 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 I think that would be worse 427 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000 Than doing one that's actually just going to ruin their lives 428 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 That they can't physically do anything 429 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Something stupid like that 430 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Yeah 431 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Like a fear of children 432 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 There's not always children around 433 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 But every now and again you just keep walking 434 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Shit, there's a child 435 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 And I'll just freak out 436 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 I think everyone's got a fear of teenagers 437 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 That are the man there, man 438 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 That's what I'm saying 439 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 So you've got that little fear 440 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 We've gone over it before 441 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 They all just lack the fear factor 442 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000 They're not scared of anything for anyone 443 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 They just need a good slap 444 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 That's what it is 445 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 I'll tell you one person 446 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 That these kids should be scared of 447 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 And we did forget to bring up last week 448 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Phillips Gophild 449 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Right, he's made it come back, innit? 450 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 He's fucking back, innit? 451 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 What show was he on? 452 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Channel 5 453 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm sure they called it Cast Away 454 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 With Phillips Gophild 455 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I've not watched any of it 456 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I've seen a clip where he's ranting 457 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 They've taken everything away from me 458 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 And fucking all this shit 459 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 It's been a nonsense 460 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 I don't get him 461 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 How do you get a girl, marry her, have kids 462 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Then you saw a gay boy? 463 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 I suppose probably because 464 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000 He grew up in a time when it was different 465 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 And frowned upon 466 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000 It's a lot of the cock in your bum 467 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Because a lot of them didn't know 468 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 The trial to live a normal 469 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 I'm not going to quote it again 470 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Normal to most people's beliefs 471 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 And views, whatever 472 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Style of life 473 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 So it probably was just that 474 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 That he kind of always knew 475 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 And then just thought, no 476 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I've got to fight the demons 477 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 I'm going to marry a woman 478 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 I'm going to live a proper life 479 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 And then once it stayed 480 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Becoming more normal 481 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 I just thought, fuck it 482 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 I'm going to get a fashion jade 483 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 I'll have to set a camera up out there 484 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 It's just wildlife 485 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Get some robins in as well, we do 486 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Have you ever had any hedgehogs? 487 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 No, I haven't seen any 488 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 I haven't had a hedgehog 489 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 For a while 490 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Then I know her 491 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Years ago with my old dog 492 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Because again 493 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 During the night in the warm weather 494 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 I believe the door was open 495 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 I was going to go out for a wish 496 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I remember one morning 497 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Got up, gone downstairs 498 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Because normally 499 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 As dogs do, she'd get up 500 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Come for a quick fuss and that 501 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Before going out for a walk 502 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 She was just lying there 503 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I didn't pay attention at first 504 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 I've done whatever 505 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 I'm getting my trousers on 506 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Ready to take a ride 507 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 She didn't want to move 508 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I've noticed 509 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 She's got a fucking hedgehog 510 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 And it was a big bastard as well 511 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Like, I don't know 512 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Half the size of a football 513 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Well, pretty much like a book 514 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 We saw his ball essentially 515 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 He was massive 516 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 So 517 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 It was her new friend 518 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Basically 519 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Fucking gone into the kitchen 520 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I've got the other mid-sale 521 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 So I've had to pick it up 522 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 We weighed a fair bit more 523 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 In the garden 524 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 She spotted me outside 525 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Because she's like, what are you doing with my friend 526 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 So I've had to fucking usher her back in 527 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Shut the door with my back 528 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Because I'm holding this fucking hedgehog 529 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 And then place it back on the floor 530 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 And then just waited a couple of minutes 531 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 And watched him get up and wander off 532 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 It was that big 533 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 I don't know how he got into the garden 534 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 It was massive 535 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 He was too under 536 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 And the hedgehog 537 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Wee 538 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Tough fancy 539 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 So, yeah, thanks for that message, Noah 540 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Yeah, cheers 541 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 So, are we going with the birthday song then? 542 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 For me, I'm going to go with the birthday song 543 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 You're going to go 544 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Sort of, any kid 545 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Oh yeah, I'll change it to kid 546 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Yeah, I'll say kids 547 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Because that's not 548 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 It's avoidable 549 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 You can avoid being around kids 550 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Unless you're into them 551 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Because if you wanted to be more 552 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 You could be like any song 553 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 When you hear someone singing 554 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 But you're singing 555 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Or buskers would be a funny one 556 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Because you wouldn't be able to go into a town center 557 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Someone banging out 558 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Something like that 559 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 What phobia would you 560 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Give someone, Noah 561 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 That's what I want to know 562 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 But yeah, Phillips 563 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Goffield 564 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 There's no need 565 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 You're not going to see 566 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Hugh Edwards with a 567 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Castaway show in 12 months 568 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 So I don't know why 569 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Phillips Goffield 570 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 But I saw Eamonn Holmes 571 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 He had a massive rant about him 572 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Is it GB News that he's on? 573 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Yeah, I think he's on GB News 574 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Yeah, but it's not one of the main ones 575 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Now anyway, but the co-host 576 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Who was presenting 577 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 The show with him anyway 578 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 She's tried to half defend 579 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Phillips Goffield for a second 580 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 And Eamonn's just switched on that 581 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Because he was along the lines of 582 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 You know, because you grasped him in 583 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 And he was all 584 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 No, I defended 585 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 The children that he was trying to 586 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Abuse essentially 587 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Just because he's 588 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Got away with it 589 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Essentially 590 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 You know, what he did was wrong 591 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 He groomed a child 592 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 And then just because he was above age 593 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 When anything's ever happened 594 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Didn't mean it wasn't wrong and illegal in the first place 595 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 He proper kicked off 596 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 I thought fair play 597 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 He's sticking to his guns with that one 598 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 So 599 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Yeah, stand back from those 600 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Phillips Goffields out there kids 601 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Unless you want to be 602 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Nonspoil or something like that 603 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Each to their own 604 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 You know, the mod won it 605 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Right, so onto another one 606 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Of a 607 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 OG correspondent 608 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Kirstie, the old public booker 609 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 I bet she thinks I'm a rogue dickhead sometimes 610 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Well, why don't you keep bringing it up, John? 611 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 So 612 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 She says, I saw a video of 613 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Some woman eating mayonnaise 614 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 With a spoon as if it was ice cream 615 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Made me feel sick 616 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Got me thinking though 617 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 Have you got any strange 618 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Meals or snacks that you eat? 619 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Strangest I think I do 620 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Is dip my 621 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 McDonald's fries in the milkshake 622 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I've done that 623 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I've never done that 624 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I'll tell you what I used to do as a kid 625 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 I used to eat sugar from the bag 626 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Sugar? I don't know why 627 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 I used to get like 628 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Remember the big spoon 629 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 The little one 630 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 The little one's a teaspoon 631 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 The big one's a table 632 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 I used to get the teaspoon 633 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Put it straight in my mouth 634 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 You know the sugar rush 635 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 You was basically having a dip dab 636 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 But just the sugar 637 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 No lollipops 638 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Then straight outside 639 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 I used to have like 640 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Come in, I'm playing 641 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Back when the nuns used to only look out the windows 642 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Not on the computer screens 643 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Stabbing the wrong house 644 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Had a wanky on the dirt 645 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 The dip dab didn't I 646 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Everyone used to say 647 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Every dip dab 648 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Yeah 649 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 His name was fucking Dave as well 650 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 But yeah 651 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Sugar 652 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Any meals now that you do 653 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 That you're like or used to do 654 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 So one that I used to do 655 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Because just as a young age 656 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 With mum working 657 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Several jobs 658 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 After she divorced 659 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 With dad's 660 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 My sister would be out all the time 661 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 So I used to do super noodles 662 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 And I'd have 663 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 The smash 664 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 So instant mash that you just added hot water to 665 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 I used to mix it together 666 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Then as well 667 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 It just tasted nice 668 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I do like the mash bit I often do 669 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 The instant mash 670 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Yeah because it just 671 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Sometimes if you didn't mash it up right 672 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Mix it up right and you can just get that little powder 673 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 And yeah 674 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 It used to be just nice 675 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 What I used to do a few years ago 676 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 I used to get crusty toast 677 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 And put brown sauce on it 678 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Just brown sauce 679 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 So you'd already toasted the crusty bread 680 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 Did you butter it? 681 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 No 682 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Sometimes put that and then do it 683 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 But then sometimes just brown sauce 684 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Say I've had a full on English breakfast 685 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Because I haven't 686 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 I don't know if it's like an autistic sort of thing 687 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 But I have 688 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 An order the way I eat it 689 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Well most of me cook in meals to be fair 690 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 So 691 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 I'll start with cutting the bacon up 692 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Beans on a piece of the bacon 693 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Eat that 694 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Some of it will have a bit of egg in that as well 695 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Then 696 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 It'll go around 697 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 And last bit 698 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 I'll have the yolk of the eggs 699 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Have that with the sausages 700 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 So you know I'll cut the sausage into four 701 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Cut the yolk into four 702 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Fucking eat it 703 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 So then I'm left with 704 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 All the bean juice and the egg-yolk juice 705 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 And toast 706 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Fucking yap it all up there 707 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Because that's what the toast is there for 708 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 To fucking get it all in 709 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 So yeah if there's bean brown sauce on the side 710 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 I've got the toast 711 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Scooped it up 712 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 But I've never 713 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Just put brown sauce on it 714 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Like into jam or something 715 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 So like when we used to go to this little 716 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 Cafe by work 717 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 One of the lads used to just have crusty toast with brown sauce 718 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 So I have every comp 719 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 It was used to sometimes just come and pull it sometimes 720 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 But then I started doing it in the house 721 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Yeah I haven't had it for a while 722 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 But that was probably the oddest thing actually 723 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Well again keeping on the weird 724 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 And since we've not mentioned him 725 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 I'll miss the Arthur the Huncy 726 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 He showed me one when we were kids 727 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 So instead of toast 728 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Buttery bread 729 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Whacking the microwave 730 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 So it was soggy buttery bread 731 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Mate it was amazing 732 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Yeah like 733 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 It's just warm buttery bread 734 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Because obviously the microwave 735 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Doesn't toast it 736 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 It just makes it 737 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Well it got soggy because the butter's already on it 738 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 And yeah 739 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 I don't know why he 740 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Used to do it originally because they had a toaster 741 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 But he showed him how 742 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 And I fucking had it and it was nice 743 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 You know the one thing that I do and I'm an absolute tank for doing it 744 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 I eat two biscuits at a time 745 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 No so 746 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 So look I get the chocolate 747 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 And chocolate touch it 748 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 So like I said I like a joydastic chocolate 749 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Why not do it all the way round? 750 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Because you want the chocolate touching your tongue you get more flavour 751 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Just so it doesn't go in my hand 752 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 It's like a sandwich 753 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 You don't need to eat it slowly 754 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 I inhale them 755 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 That's my problem 756 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 But like two at a time just bam 757 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Fucking tank 758 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 I did do it 759 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Not for a long period but I did 760 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 At some point eat two biscuits at a time 761 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 But then I thought hang on go for the biscuits too quick 762 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 I want to enjoy these biscuits 763 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Can you just tank through a whole pack of biscuits? 764 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Oh yeah 765 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 I do it too, look sometimes it's too easy 766 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 I'm like what the fuck have I just done 767 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Yeah I bought a pack 768 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 Of dark chocolate digestives 769 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 McVity's ones the other day 770 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Well probably about two weeks ago 771 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Because they were on sale 772 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 And uh 773 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 I've managed to 774 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Eat the pack 775 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 In thirds 776 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Because I'd easily eat a half pack 777 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 And then because you don't know how many 778 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Biscuits are in the pack 779 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 It's hard to judge how many is half 780 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 So I had a couple more 781 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Last night 782 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 And I was like well that's about another third 783 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 And there's about a third left 784 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 So I've managed to be good 785 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 With that, right I can't just have 786 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 A little chocolate bar 787 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 And just have one or two chunks 788 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 It's got to be fucking the whole lot 789 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 You know, even um 790 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 The little snack biscuits 791 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 So it's like a digestive 792 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Rats in chocolate 793 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 They're literally called 794 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Snack, bourbon and yellow 795 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 So the ones that I bought 796 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 The other week, they come as like a little 797 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Two pack and they're only little squares 798 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Like an after eight size 799 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 One pack's not enough is it 800 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 So three packs like that 801 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Only six in a pack 802 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 I don't know anything about that 803 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Fucking 804 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Well I can't, well again 805 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 Because it's getting to that time of the year now 806 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 When people are starting to look at the quality streets 807 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 And the tins of roses and that 808 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 And then as usual you'll get some 809 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Selection boxes and 810 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Chocolate bars and that for Christmas 811 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 I can't just have 812 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 A little bit of a booking bar 813 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 That's why I try not to get 814 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Biscuits and chocolate and stuff 815 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I just came through 816 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 It's not quite for you, gotta be helpful 817 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Get the celebrations out, I will just sit there 818 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Hit them in order 819 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 I always have an order so it's like 820 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I'll have a Bounty Twix, whatever 821 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 And keep going down that order and just leave the Mars bars 822 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 So you leave the Mars bars 823 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 You hate the bounties 824 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 I like a good Bounty, I hate Mars bars 825 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Strange 826 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Do you not like bounties? Nah 827 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 I remember eating one 828 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 When I was a kid and just 829 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Not growing up, but just 830 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Our bounties are nice 831 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 You know what else is nice? I know I've mentioned before 832 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Drifters, remember a good fucking Drifter 833 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Give me a fucking Drifter 834 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Get any of a week 835 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Got some caramel sticks 836 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Just twixies 837 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 With a little bit of a tiner 838 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Again, got two packs 839 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Because of that small 840 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 So I'll have four single twixies 841 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Fucking, gotta be good 842 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 I just can't do it, just can't have 843 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 A little bit, have a laugh 844 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 So 845 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I don't even know how you got on to that 846 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Is Kirstie asked about 847 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Strange foods, yeah 848 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 So thank you for that Kirstie 849 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Yeah 850 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 I mean I suppose 851 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Probably just because I have done it, but 852 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Dipping the fries in the milkshake 853 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I don't think that's too bad of one really 854 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 It's got salty 855 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Fries and then the sweetness of your milkshake 856 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Just a nice little 857 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 One of them 858 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Weird balances 859 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 I don't know what 860 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Problem was, but they did a lot of 861 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Weird food combinations 862 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 So like with a slice of apple 863 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Put your salt and pepper on it 864 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Or maybe just pepper 865 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Makes it taste better 866 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 There's some little fruit thing as well 867 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 That like, you eat that 868 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 And it flips 869 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Your taste buds around 870 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 So essentially 871 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 You're eating and then you can eat a lemon 872 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 As if it's an orange 873 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 So you don't have any of that sourness 874 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 And that 875 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 I don't know what it's called, obviously all the prep 876 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Is always on this podcast 877 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 And we've got an interesting question 878 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Again now, from Miles 879 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 He's asked 880 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Do you ever think that you're being 881 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Followed slash spied on? 882 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 No, not with my life mate 883 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 No 884 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 After the Truman show 885 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 I used to think sometimes 886 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 Is that based on me? 887 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 I think everyone did though 888 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Where have I got this story from? 889 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 And look at like 890 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 My mum and dad and thought, no, they don't advertise 891 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Any good food 892 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 And you wasn't living the perfect life 893 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 No, no, shit life mate 894 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 So no, that's how I found out 895 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I think 896 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I think they'd have to really try 897 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 And be good at the job to spy on me 898 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Because 899 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 I notice when there's a car 900 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 That's like been doing the same 901 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Roost as me for you know 902 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Longer than two minutes, I'm like 903 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Why are they following me? 904 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 They've been following me for three minutes now 905 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 What's going on? 906 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 I suppose 907 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 It's just because I'm always aware 908 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Of like surroundings and that 909 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 You know, I'm always looking on the floor 910 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 In case someone hasn't picked up the dog shit 911 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Always looking around 912 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Making sure there's not an electric car 913 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 That I can't hear as I'm about to cross the road 914 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 So I don't get run over 915 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 By a fucking electric nonce 916 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Yeah, so I think 917 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 I think they'd have to 918 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Be doing a real good job 919 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 I suppose, you know, I have had it 920 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Where I thought I'd been spied on 921 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 I've been accused of being a 922 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 Spying on a secret agent as well, haven't I? 923 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 You told the story on the pot 924 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I don't know what episode it was 925 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 But just that weirdo sitting in his car 926 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 What are you spying on me for? 927 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 I'll press this and it lights up red 928 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Means you're listening to me 929 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Fuck it, we're having a conversation, aren't we? 930 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Yeah 931 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Again, I suppose 932 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Because you're always getting 933 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Followed or spied on 934 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Yeah, and they're gonna do it 935 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 They're just gonna know, they can track you 936 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 And they're gonna put that on your phone anyway, can't they? 937 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Yeah, I think the only main way 938 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 They'd be able to do it is 939 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 If it's one of these people 940 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 That we say is getting the bin with 941 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 When they're holding the phone up 942 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 And talking to it instead of holding it next to their ear 943 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 So if they're pretending to talk to it 944 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 And they're recording your ear 945 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 I suppose that's the only way that 946 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 I wouldn't obviously notice 947 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 Then again, I do notice them a lot 948 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Because I think, why aren't you holding it next to your ear? 949 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Fucking phone 950 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 They'd call it a face if you were 951 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Meant to hold it and print your face 952 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Fucking hell, I hate people 953 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Not all you lovely listeners 954 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 I just hate people in general 955 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Fucking weirdos 956 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 Maybe 957 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I know it's 958 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Gonna be the future anyway, Lopo 959 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 If you've seen the new 960 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Video demonstrations 961 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 For these headsets 962 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Who's the fucking 963 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Facebook geezer 964 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 What's his name 965 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Mark Zuckerberg 966 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Because they launched that meta universe 967 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 The other year or whatever 968 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 So the new one that he's launching now 969 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 It's these glasses 970 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 That 971 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 They've got the hologram 972 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 System built in 973 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 So we could be sitting here right now 974 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 And we can play fucking cars 975 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Ready player what? 976 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Because they have another 977 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Soon everything's going 978 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Yeah, but it's literally 979 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 So you can still see 980 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I can have them on now 981 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 But then I can fucking 982 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Have Jeff sitting next to us as well 983 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 You'd be like 984 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Messing with your eyes because obviously 985 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 It's pulling you in two different directions 986 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 I know it's in front of you 987 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 But obviously it's 988 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 For you to put your hand in front of your eyes 989 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 It's kind of like you are breaking up 990 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 But I can feel my weak or eyes straining 991 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I imagine you would do 992 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 I suppose 993 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 I'd have to incorporate 994 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 Different strengths and prescriptions 995 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Or whatever 996 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 But yeah, it was literally like the demonstration 997 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 He's sitting there, he pulls up 998 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 A text message on his phone 999 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 And I don't know why, but he's doing hand gestures 1000 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 And that's responding 1001 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 It's not like there was a keyboard 1002 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 And he was talking on the keyboard 1003 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 He literally says you can program hand gestures 1004 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 To reply 1005 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 I could be still talking to you 1006 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Reading text message on my fucking glasses 1007 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 And just, I don't know, do fucking sign language 1008 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 And I'd reply 1009 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Yeah, okay, put the dinner in the oven, bitch 1010 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 We know that's not true 1011 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 I'm the chef in my house 1012 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 But yeah, it's just weird 1013 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Like 1014 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 It's a mad time that we live in 1015 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Because 1016 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 For our generation, we've grown up 1017 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 With the best to be at the blockbuster 1018 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 And all that, and proper game systems 1019 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Being playing out on the street 1020 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 We're growing into 1021 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 The future as well, where these 1022 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Like these things are gonna be 1023 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 The norm, you know, in 10 years time 1024 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Or something, you know, cyberlink 1025 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 And whatever that people are gonna have injected 1026 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Into their fucking heads 1027 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 We're just gonna be like, oh, just give us 1028 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 A 3310 back, please 1029 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 You know what I find fascinating 1030 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 That, and I don't know if everyone's 1031 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 It's the fact like, you know, you've got an email 1032 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 You just connect to like a random printer 1033 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 That's pretty near, via Bluetooth 1034 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 And you can just print 1035 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 And it knows 1036 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Like even though it's on my emails 1037 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 And downloads something, you know, like a return form 1038 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Or parcel 1039 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 I always find that mad 1040 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Because it's not connected 1041 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 I don't know why that always blows my little finger 1042 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 I think that again, like what I just said 1043 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Because we grew up, you had to have a physical cable 1044 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 From the PC 1045 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 The desktop, not a fucking laptop 1046 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 So it's a physical cable 1047 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 To the printer to be able to 1048 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Eat, send the data 1049 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 Because literally, when I have anything to print out 1050 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 And I do that work with printer work 1051 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Literally just sitting in the kitchen 1052 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Just connect to it and just print it all out 1053 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 It's just mad 1054 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 It's crazy times we're living, to be fair 1055 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 You know, it's like 1056 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 We're 1057 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 We're getting there but we're not there 1058 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 We can see where 1059 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Not society wants us to be 1060 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 What everyone's vision is with this metaverse 1061 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 And we're just on the beginning of it 1062 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 So I think yeah, because we're in the middle 1063 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Or it seems like the middle to us at the moment 1064 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 And I don't know, in the next 1065 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Four or ten years, things are just going to be 1066 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 So far ahead 1067 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 I always think of cars when I think 1068 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Of technology 1069 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 So like if you have like a 14 play car now 1070 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 And then you have like 1071 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 A 24 play 1072 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 In ten years that 1073 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Has just come along so much 1074 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Digital cockpit 1075 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 Everything's done by touch 1076 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 It's where it used to be the old doors and everything 1077 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 You know, ambient lighting 1078 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Everything, just 1079 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 Speech, I know we had the speech thing probably 1080 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Did it? Maybe, but you get what I'm saying 1081 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Like, that progress is 1082 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Really quick and I always go after that 1083 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 And there's me, I ain't even got 1084 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Electric windows or more of that 1085 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 So yeah 1086 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 But like, you get what I'm saying 1087 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 The jumping it to every ten years in cars 1088 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Is just 1089 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 It would have felt like 1090 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 What's the next big thing going in a car 1091 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Like obviously someone's like, let's get that in there 1092 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Again 1093 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 It's hard to imagine what else they can do 1094 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 But there will be something though, I know 1095 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Yeah, yeah 1096 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 I mean, I suppose 1097 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 The next main thing is probably going to be 1098 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 The self-driving 1099 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 So I know they've already got it with Teslas 1100 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 He's a possibility 1101 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 I think my 1102 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Car's got that 1103 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Probably as well 1104 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 On my car it's got options called driving 1105 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 So when I'm on the motorway 1106 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 I have the cruise control on 1107 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 It's got like a little icon on my car 1108 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Then when I indicate, the lane will go 1109 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Green 1110 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 So I don't know if the car will turn itself 1111 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Or I have to turn it 1112 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 Because if I try to turn my 1113 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Car over like I would say, like on a two-lane 1114 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 Carriageway 1115 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 If I don't indicate to go 1116 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Around the car, the steering wheel is trying to pull me back 1117 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Yeah 1118 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 So I would like to think 1119 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 It doesn't do it by itself, I indicate and I turn 1120 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 The wheel, but like it just lets 1121 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Me know when it's green I can 1122 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Move along into the lane 1123 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 I think that's all it is at the moment because it's saying 1124 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Green is safe, you can go 1125 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 But I've never tried it, I've always wanted to try 1126 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 When it's quiet, just to see what 1127 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 But like, I haven't gone around in it 1128 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Nah, I think 1129 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 If you, when you get to that kind 1130 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 Of point, you know, because again 1131 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Your car's got the automatic parking and all that 1132 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 As well as any, you know 1133 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 I think when you rely on stuff like that, then there's no point 1134 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 The thing that my car's got 1135 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 That I've like, who uses this option 1136 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Enter 1137 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 So it's got 1138 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 So it can parallel park itself 1139 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 It can park into the bay itself 1140 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Or it can exit the bay itself 1141 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 Now who has trouble 1142 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Oh mate, I've seen a lot of people 1143 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 When I was on the phone too 1144 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 With that learner driver 1145 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Oh my god 1146 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 So he's banging the left 1147 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Then obviously he's coming to like 1148 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 He took the 1149 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 The road so wide 1150 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 He's like almost coming to the curb on my side 1151 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Which is the wrong side 1152 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 I couldn't believe it, and the driving structure 1153 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 Just turned him to point, like no mate, get in 1154 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 If there's a car or anything coming down 1155 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 Just get him off the road 1156 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 He's not ready 1157 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 I was beyond one the other day 1158 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 And it's not the learner 1159 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 That I blame for stuff like this 1160 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 It's the instructor 1161 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Because I'm behind 1162 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 It's a 30 road 1163 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 So they should be telling them to go 1164 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 But he kept 1165 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 What I'm saying here, the learner just kept 1166 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Dropping down to 20 1167 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 And then they'd be like 1168 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Oh shit, I've got to speed up 1169 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 So they'd quickly get up to the 30 1170 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 So it's just 1171 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 As the instructor, you just need to say 1172 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Just speed to the 30, just pay attention 1173 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 Because they're obviously not paying enough attention 1174 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 They're trying to 1175 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Complicate it in the red zone 1176 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 Just pay attention to your speed 1177 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 And just stick to it 1178 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 It's the instructors a lot of the time 1179 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 A lot of them just fucking pulling out 1180 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 And saying, stop being a dickhead 1181 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Do your job, stop fucking rinsing off 1182 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 I always think as well 1183 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 When it comes to driving 1184 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 And I don't know why no one's ever thought of this 1185 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Maybe it's when you take a crash course 1186 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 And you're in a city 1187 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Where, you know like 1188 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I don't know, like an old racing track 1189 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 That doesn't get used anymore 1190 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Put a line in the middle of that 1191 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 And anyone that wants to learn 1192 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Just drive around the track 1193 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Make it a bit more city-like 1194 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 With lights and everything 1195 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Couple cones, pro work 1196 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Just push people 1197 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 People just standing there, high B's on 1198 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 High B's on, yeah 1199 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Like 20 cones, one light for like 1200 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 On the pavement 1201 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Couple of leds there 1202 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 But I always think that, just fucking 1203 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Just get them out of the way 1204 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 Move them there for an hour 1205 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Go off the road 1206 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 I think they have to have them on 1207 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 The normal roads for the experience 1208 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 And not pay for the ride 1209 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Yeah, but I mean like the first few lessons 1210 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 Like you know, use discies 1211 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 So they can get up to speed, so that way there's no worries 1212 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 By going up to third, because if you crash 1213 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Just going up on the track or anything 1214 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 The filters used to do that, just go into lock and has the car parked 1215 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 On a Sunday morning when it's empty 1216 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 But I think these days 1217 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 They don't now, just because 1218 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 They can just get extra lessons out of them 1219 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 When they're panicking 1220 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 When I used to live somewhere else 1221 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I saw this girl 1222 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 In a Honda Jazz 1223 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Honda Jazz 1224 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 A few of them around born there 1225 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 And I seen her 1226 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 I have lessons she passed 1227 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 I seen her trying to parallel park 1228 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Into a parking spot 1229 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 For a lot of 10 minutes 1230 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 I was watching out the window 1231 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 I was just like, what is she doing? 1232 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 So you know normally if you want to 1233 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 Get into a parking spot, you parallel park it back 1234 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 So you drive to the car, you reverse it 1235 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 She's turning in 1236 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 And her ass is sticking out 1237 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 I couldn't believe it, she ended up going like that 1238 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 So 1239 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 To explain it 1240 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 She's drove into the parking spot 1241 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 Within 10 minutes her car was facing the other way 1242 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 Purely from trying to 1243 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 I don't know how long, I could not believe it 1244 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 It is shocking 1245 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 How so many people 1246 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Can't do the basics 1247 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000 And have got that license 1248 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Even again the other day 1249 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 I've gone to us that 1250 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 As always 1251 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 I'm getting out the van after 1252 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Take my headphones out or 1253 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Take my phone off charge, whatever 1254 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Just get stuck to get out 1255 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 And so as I'm doing that 1256 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 The car 1257 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Has pulled into a spot in front of me 1258 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 But 1259 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 That much on the piss 1260 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 The back left was over the left 1261 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 And the front right 1262 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Was over the 1263 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Right back 1264 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 And I've got out, because I was getting out anyway 1265 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 And his skis have started to get out 1266 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 His part, I went, you're not leaving 1267 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 All that are you mate? 1268 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 He's like what? I said, come on mate 1269 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Just use your brain, have a look 1270 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 I don't know what you're on about 1271 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 He said, look at your car 1272 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 He's already standing in the right back at this point 1273 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Fair enough, he's lucky there's no cars parked next to him 1274 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 But that's 1275 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 It shouldn't be, because there's cars parked there 1276 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 You can park 1277 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Just fucking pull him properly 1278 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 And I was just shaking 1279 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 I was like, mate you can't keep parking 1280 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 That's horrendous 1281 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 And he just fucking shook his heads 1282 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 And then I went into the booth or whatever 1283 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 And I just walked off 1284 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 I'm not arguing 1285 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 I've just got a point today 1286 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 It's just stupid, you can't park like that 1287 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 It's fucking horrendous 1288 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 I suppose 1289 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 Because 1290 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 I'm so particular about how I park 1291 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 And making sure that I'm in the 1292 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Lines, because if I park 1293 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 On the piece, it's more likely someone's going to hit my 1294 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 Vehicle then 1295 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 So I like to make sure it's roads 1296 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 And then with the missus, when she first passed 1297 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 I made her 1298 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Reverse parking 1299 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 Learn how to reverse park properly 1300 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 And she can't 1301 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 She'll struggle parking forward now 1302 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 Because I've got it 1303 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 Into the reds, you've got to reverse parking 1304 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000 You've got to know how to do it 1305 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000 And yeah I suppose 1306 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Just because of stuff like that, I have to make sure 1307 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 It's proper roads 1308 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Just being a perfectionist as well 1309 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 Being a proper driver 1310 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Real 1311 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 They were 1312 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 We just 1313 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 We just rattled on 1314 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 That comes from, are you being followed 1315 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000 And spoiled on? I don't know 1316 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 We get to these places sometimes 1317 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 But from 1318 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 One strange extremity 1319 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 To another 1320 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Got a little fucking ghost story 1321 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 In it, aye? We love it mate 1322 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 If anyone does have ghost stories 1323 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Or UFO or strange stories 1324 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Just anything fucking strange 1325 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Have you seen 1326 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Bigfoot lurking in your back garden 1327 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Or one of them 1328 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 Aliens peeking over the fence 1329 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Looking through your window, want to know all of them? 1330 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Now I wasn't sure how to 1331 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Announce this moment already 1332 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 So I don't know if it's Brie or Bray 1333 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 B-R-E-I 1334 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 That's Bray 1335 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 I'd imagine so 1336 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 Let's go with Bray 1337 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,000 If I speak to pronounce wrong I do apologise 1338 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 The start, the 1339 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Total and everything 1340 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Talking and sounds when I'm home 1341 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Alone 1342 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 So, set in the sense 1343 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 Yeah 1344 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 The story starts back in 22 1345 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 So, 2022 1346 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 Home alone 1347 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 And I heard a cart move 1348 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 I don't know what cart is 1349 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Inside the house 1350 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 But 1351 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 I heard something move 1352 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 I was terrified and froze 1353 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 And from what I remember 1354 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I had seen one 1355 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000 Of the air ducts open a little bit 1356 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 So, again 1357 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 I'm assuming this is 1358 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 It's one of them isn't it? 1359 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 So, Ashley's pointing to 1360 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 A little 1361 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 So, on the windows in the UK 1362 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 There's little 1363 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Bents that you can open up on the windows 1364 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 I feel like this is 1365 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 More American 1366 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 Where it's like a blow heating system 1367 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Because obviously 1368 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 The UK doesn't have 1369 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Aircon where 1370 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 America and that 1371 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Oh yeah, so one of them 1372 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1373 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 What you see in the movies where people normally 1374 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 And they're always clean 1375 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Yeah 1376 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Right, and then you've got the ones on the floor like that 1377 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1378 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 More like America 1379 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 And the names a bit American 1380 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Bri 1381 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Bri Larson 1382 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Miss Marvel 1383 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Yeah 1384 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 So, we've got the picture now, we've got the air ducts 1385 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 One of them have moved 1386 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Yeah, open a little bit 1387 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 After this though 1388 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Nothing comes out of the ordinary 1389 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Until now 1390 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Fast forward to the beginning of September 1391 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 When I would be 1392 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 At my PC 1393 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 I would be, I would hear 1394 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Beeping all my fridge opening 1395 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Every time I checked it out 1396 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Nothing was there 1397 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Now to October the 2nd 1398 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 So only a couple of days ago 1399 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 I was at my PC 1400 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 On my phone 1401 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 And I heard what sounded like a little girl 1402 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Saying hello 1403 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 I don't know if 1404 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 To say it that well, I did that for a dramatic 1405 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Effect 1406 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 And I checked the cameras 1407 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 And didn't see anything 1408 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 But it came from one of the rooms 1409 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 I didn't have a camera 1410 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 So I locked myself in my room 1411 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 To be safe 1412 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 As I was writing this, I heard footsteps 1413 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 And the light switch being flipped 1414 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 The 1415 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Encounter has ended 1416 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 But I am hearing 1417 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Sounds 1418 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Other people in my family can't hear 1419 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 I am also seeing 1420 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Weird things in mirrors 1421 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 I don't know if these things are 1422 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Real or if I'm going 1423 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Insane 1424 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 I will update this if anything else happens 1425 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 That's a bit strange isn't it 1426 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 With a, it's more the 1427 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 The, the hearing someone 1428 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 The little girl go hello 1429 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Hello 1430 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 That would scare, that would 1431 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Imagine that though, you run your PC on your phone 1432 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 You just, hello 1433 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Like you would be like, fuck yeah 1434 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 I think there's a different approach 1435 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 If you, if you was in your PC 1436 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 On the hub, as you do 1437 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Whenever you get the laptop out, you're always on the hub 1438 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Because you're alone 1439 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Because if you're alone, you're a male, you're on the hub 1440 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Just before you 1441 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 Other porn sites available 1442 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Just before you're about to search for your criteria 1443 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 We don't discriminate 1444 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Big black cats 1445 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 She-males 1446 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Whatever floods your bones 1447 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Midgets 1448 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 What do you midget porn on 1449 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Yeah, literally anything 1450 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 And then you're hearing a noise 1451 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 What sounds like a hello 1452 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Or just a blown hello 1453 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 From a child 1454 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 What are you doing so 1455 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Firstly, wondering who's that 1456 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 Kids in the house 1457 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 I ain't got no kids 1458 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Yeah, you just fucking panicking 1459 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 You're putting your cock away straight away 1460 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Because you're thinking of the kid in the house 1461 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 What the fuck was that 1462 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 I've done it enough times because 1463 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 As you quite often do 1464 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 You start like deep diving 1465 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 You're flicking through TikTok and that 1466 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 And then these ghost videos start coming on 1467 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 I was talking about deep diving in porn 1468 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Always deep diving in that, mate 1469 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Balls deep diving 1470 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 In my hand 1471 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 But yeah, you'll be scrolling through 1472 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 The ghost videos and that 1473 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 And then you do, you start 1474 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Playing the tricks in your own mind 1475 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 All the little movements 1476 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 That lights flickering and stuff 1477 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Again, because we've moulded bedroom windows 1478 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Across the field 1479 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 There's like an industrial estate 1480 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 Or something 1481 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 And the lights run throughout the night 1482 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 So as the trees are moving with the wind 1483 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 The lights do from shadows 1484 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 In the bedroom and that 1485 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 I've got used to that 1486 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Yeah 1487 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 I suppose yeah 1488 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000 I'd just be fucking getting off from like 1489 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 What the fuck, who's in the house and that 1490 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 What Bree said about seeing stuff in the mirrors 1491 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 I wonder if that's just like a corner of your eye 1492 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 You know like when you think you saw something 1493 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 You know what I mean 1494 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 Well yeah 1495 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 If you was 1496 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Brushing your teeth, looking in the mirror 1497 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 And then you think you see it 1498 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Yeah 1499 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Again, because with my bathroom 1500 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 My mirror 1501 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 Shines, reflects straight 1502 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 Into my bedroom 1503 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 So if I saw something move 1504 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 It would most likely just be 1505 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Like what just said, because of the light shadow 1506 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 From the estate over the way 1507 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 But otherwise if it wasn't that 1508 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 Then someone's in the bedroom 1509 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 So yeah 1510 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 I'd have to fucking go in 1511 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 Start throwing fists there 1512 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 I think that's what we got 1513 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 And I know I've said it before 1514 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 The thing that pisses me off about ghosts 1515 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Once us, when they see or hear 1516 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Anything, they run away and I'm like 1517 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 Mate, just fucking run 1518 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 So that's why when we do one 1519 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 We hear a noise, I'm being like 1520 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Ahhhh 1521 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 You know what I mean now 1522 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 And then you take the dildo out your arse 1523 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 I wanna be like, where was that 1524 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 And if you fucking go 1525 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 Get out 1526 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 You gotta be like, oi, this is what I'm here for 1527 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 Come here, get on camera 1528 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Because unless the ghost 1529 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Then picks up a knife 1530 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 And then comes out, yeah 1531 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 It's not gonna do anything 1532 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 A little roadman, like roadman 1533 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Ghost, fucking up 1534 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Trying to shank you 1535 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 That's when you run there 1536 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 That's when you're like, ahhh 1537 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 The roadman ghost 1538 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Isn't gonna catch ya 1539 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Because they can't run with the ghost 1540 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 Jogging bottoms all the way down their ankles 1541 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 And the ghost boxers hanging out 1542 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 And the lamp hatch 1543 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 But no, please keep us updated 1544 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 We do wanna fucking know 1545 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 You've got a haunted 1546 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 House 1547 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 We are assuming it's America by the 1548 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 Air ducts and everything 1549 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 So yeah, do keep us updated 1550 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 With that 1551 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 And now we shall go on to 1552 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 The confessions 1553 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Oi son 1554 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Oi 1555 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 I don't know why it cracks me up every time 1556 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Right 1557 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Now I haven't read these 1558 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 So I'm gonna try not to laugh 1559 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 I'm trying to 1560 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 But sometimes it just 1561 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Right 1562 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 I'll read the first one 1563 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 Again, briefly read the second one a little bit 1564 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 But I'm trying to keep the natural reaction 1565 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Right 1566 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Come on, Bob Rash 1567 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 Bob Jadie 1568 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Confession 1569 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 I met a girl on Tinder 1570 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Felt a little bit catfished 1571 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 But that's normal to be fair 1572 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 So true by the way 1573 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 So I was getting to know each other 1574 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 On the day she said she'd play Sunday 1575 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 League 1576 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 And proceeded to invite me to the game 1577 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 The next morning 1578 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 I agreed and got there 1579 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 While before kick off to see her 1580 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 Warming up 1581 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 The game started and I realised she was paying 1582 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 Center back 1583 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Wait 1584 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Wait 1585 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 Wait 1586 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 Wait 1587 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 I agreed and got there 1588 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 While before kick off to see her 1589 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Warming up 1590 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 Right, right, right, sorry, sorry 1591 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 I agreed and got there while before 1592 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Kick off to see her warming up 1593 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000 The game started and I realised she was playing 1594 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Center back in a 4-4-2 system 1595 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 I was initially taken back 1596 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 But tried to push through 1597 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 I reached my limit when she won a header 1598 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 From a corner 1599 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000 Wait, wait 1600 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 I reached my limit when she won a header 1601 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 From a corner 1602 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 I reached my limit 1603 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 When she won a header from a corner 1604 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Bacon seeded 1605 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 I waited for half time to make a swift exit 1606 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Like no other platforms 1607 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 100% ghosted 1608 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 I'm sorry 1609 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 But any time it's like 1610 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Center back 4-4-2 system 1611 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 Tin cat, like come on 1612 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 I mean straight away 1613 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 When you hear about 1614 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 A center back 1615 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 You're not thinking that it's a good looking lady 1616 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 Well I've got a question for you 1617 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 Right 1618 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 So let's just say 1619 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 You was on the market 1620 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 You're in the dating game these days 1621 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 And the lady 1622 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000 Says she plays football 1623 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 What position would you want her to play? 1624 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 Striker 1625 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000 I don't know why 1626 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Because she always scores 1627 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 There we go, yeah 1628 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Yeah 1629 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 Right, yeah 1630 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 I reached my limit when she won a header 1631 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 From a corner 1632 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000 Yes, they can see the corner 1633 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 She's won the header, she's Harry Maguire-ed 1634 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 That's it, she's literally 1635 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000 It just 1636 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000 I mean 1637 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Whoever put, you know, confession to serious 1638 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Obviously, it did tell the story 1639 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000 I do apologize for life 1640 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000 You know when there's Tinder 1641 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 Catfish, Sunday League 1642 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000 4-4-2 system, center back 1643 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 You can see it like honestly 1644 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 It's a proper Sunday League 1645 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000 Old school formation 1646 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 4-4-2 1647 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 So yeah 1648 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000 You know, just ditching it half time 1649 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 And that'll fucking 1650 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 Mate, I'm just sorry, I've just seen like 1651 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000 A skunk on the second one, I've gotta try not 1652 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000 To fucking laugh on this one 1653 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Right 1654 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000 I only briefly read a little bit 1655 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000 So I'm looking forward to this one, mate 1656 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000 Right 1657 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000 But to the first one 1658 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000 You're not forgiven 1659 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000 You need to attend 1660 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 The rest of the season 1661 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Of the females 1662 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 Of the 4-4-2 1663 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 And try and get with their center back 1664 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000 I think that's what you need to do 1665 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 To relieve yourself of those sins 1666 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 Know how it may or is 1667 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Just center backs 1668 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 Does he mean if they're playing a 4-4-2 system, no, J? 1669 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 No, the center backs in every formation 1670 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 They're all gonna be 1671 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000 Fucking the same, ain't they? 1672 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000 Right 1673 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Next confession please 1674 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Father Ash 1675 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 A few days ago, I started a job 1676 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 At a home and the owner's wife 1677 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Is 28 1678 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 And smoking hot 1679 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 Well, she left me alone in the 1680 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 House and I went through her panty drawer 1681 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000 It had so many 1682 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Fungs, I decided to take 1683 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000 Seven of them home with me 1684 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 To jerk off with 1685 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 She even had a few toys 1686 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000 In her drawer 1687 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000 I will return a few fungs 1688 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000 When I go back after the holidays 1689 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Today will be saturated 1690 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 With my dried club 1691 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 I also ordered her 1692 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 A stainless steel upload 1693 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 Which I will put in the back of a drawer 1694 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 For her to find someday 1695 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 I hope she will use it 1696 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 So 1697 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 Right 1698 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 So 1699 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 This reminder of like 1700 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 American boy 2 1701 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000 You know when they work on the house 1702 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 And they see that is he like a dildo 1703 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 And the two girls come back 1704 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000 Yeah and then the 1705 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 Magma kiss and that 1706 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000 So he is going to take 1707 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 He took seven 1708 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 Of the fungs home with him 1709 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000 To jerk off with 1710 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000 I wonder why he chose seven 1711 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000 One day of the week 1712 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000 I was thinking it was his 1713 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000 Favourite number or something 1714 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 But then why is he just having one 1715 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 Wank of that 1716 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000 Well 1717 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000 Then the fact that he is going to 1718 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000 Take them back 1719 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000 With his dry club 1720 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000 It is just asking to be caught 1721 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000 Like 1722 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000 Yeah like worth these 1723 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 And then why a stainless steel 1724 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000 He did say stainless steel 1725 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000 Stainless steel yeah 1726 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000 Maybe that is why it is done nowadays 1727 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000 You would imagine that to be colder 1728 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000 Wouldn't you 1729 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000 But he is not the one using it 1730 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,000 But maybe he logs the four of them 1731 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000 I mean mate let's be honest 1732 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000 He is a strange guy 1733 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000 I must say he is doing anything wrong 1734 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,000 He definitely is 1735 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Well yeah it is theft 1736 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 No it is not theft 1737 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000 He is just returning them 1738 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000 So he is borrowing them 1739 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000 They have got common don't they 1740 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000 If you are going to borrow something you have to return it 1741 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000 But then he is bringing a 1742 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000 Stainless steel book plug 1743 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000 So really she is gaining as well 1744 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000 But I wonder if she is going to 1745 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000 Enjoy the book plug 1746 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:32,000 Stainless steel or not 1747 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000 She has got all her toys 1748 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000 In the drawer 1749 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000 But I am wondering if there are book plugs 1750 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000 In there as well and that is why he has got her 1751 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:42,000 A new one 1752 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000 I mean stainless steel is that 1753 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000 Dishwasher safe I don't know 1754 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000 I suppose it is 1755 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000 Because nogs and forks are not any 1756 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000 Long same material 1757 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000 I just yeah 1758 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,000 I mean so many questions here 1759 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000 But what would you want him to do for our project 1760 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000 Jadon? 1761 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000 Wash the f***ing f***s for starters 1762 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,000 I think the next load that he 1763 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000 The next load that he steals 1764 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000 Before giving them a new load 1765 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000 I think he should wear them 1766 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000 While he is working there 1767 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000 Right 1768 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000 He is probably doing that to be fair 1769 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000 What I like about the two confessions 1770 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000 One he is so 1771 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 In the dark 1772 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000 And two confessions 1773 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000 One he is so English 1774 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000 And one so American 1775 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000 The 442 system 1776 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000 F***ing up 1777 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 To jerking off 1778 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000 Each to their own 1779 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000 We are not here to judge 1780 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000 Yeah 1781 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000 I don't want you to 1782 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000 Directly answer this now 1783 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000 Four 1784 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000 Which one four sorry 1785 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000 For the second one I am just wondering 1786 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000 Is he the kind of person that orders 1787 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000 The used knickers and panties and that 1788 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000 From these websites as well then 1789 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000 Well it looks like he doesn't have to 1790 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 Just goes for this 1791 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000 When he is starting a job 1792 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000 You know 1793 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000 Yeah but say he is the one using 1794 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000 Have you ever done that 1795 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000 Wait you mean 1796 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000 Going through someone's knickers rules 1797 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000 Yeah pretty much 1798 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000 I don't mean like have you 1799 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,000 Took them off and joked them off mate 1800 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000 Like in to them then took them back 1801 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000 Have you ever went through someone's 1802 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000 No you know when you are in a house 1803 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000 No I have never gone through 1804 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000 Any of the drawers 1805 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000 Or anything 1806 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000 I did have 1807 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000 A former work colleague that did 1808 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000 Do that 1809 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000 So it was on the counts where he was 1810 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 And 1811 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000 So his nickname 1812 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000 Was Scouse because he was a Jordan 1813 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000 I thought so 1814 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000 No he was a proper fucking Liverpoolian 1815 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000 Probably fucking James 1816 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000 His dad 1817 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000 No no because James had a proper Scouse 1818 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 But yeah 1819 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,000 He used to call me 1820 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,000 Electrical because I used to wear me 1821 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,000 Combat trousers and obviously just 1822 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000 Green short orange man 1823 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,000 I am not green the trousers are green 1824 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000 Thanks for clarifying 1825 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000 Well you know some of the listeners need to know 1826 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000 That I am not a green person 1827 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000 I am very much white 1828 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000 Not saying that in a racist way 1829 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000 But I am not just that many white ginger man 1830 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000 So anyway 1831 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000 On a job 1832 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,000 Doing the rewire 1833 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000 I am downstairs in the kitchen 1834 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000 He is upstairs the woman is just 1835 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000 Like nicked out to go to the shop 1836 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000 So he starts shaking me 1837 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000 He is all coming out 1838 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000 So I have gone to the bottom of the stairs 1839 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000 He is standing at the top 1840 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 He is in 1841 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000 Barreling panties 1842 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Waving a dildo above his head 1843 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000 So he has got this person 1844 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000 Out of his work clothes 1845 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000 And put on this ladies 1846 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000 Lausurer 1847 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000 And he is holding her dildo waving it above his head 1848 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000 Yeah 1849 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000 As soon as I have seen this 1850 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000 Fucking Scouse 1851 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000 He wasn't really a good looking man anyway 1852 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000 But as soon as I stood there 1853 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000 I started to laugh 1854 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000 The doors opened 1855 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000 Luckily it was our foreman 1856 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000 He is literally 1857 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:22,000 Locked up 1858 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,000 Guys put your fucking clothes on 1859 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000 It was only two minutes earlier 1860 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000 The woman left out the front door 1861 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 To go to the shop 1862 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000 So obviously your arse goes straight away 1863 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000 Because you have been bashed by a purse 1864 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000 He was a funny character anyway 1865 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000 He would help himself to the food 1866 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000 At the bridge and shit 1867 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000 To have the balls 1868 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000 Not just to put into her knickers 1869 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000 But to fully get stripped out 1870 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Of your clothes 1871 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000 And put the whole fucking set on 1872 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000 Purple probably would have looked like that 1873 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000 I can't remember what she looked like to be honest 1874 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000 I just remember him wearing 1875 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000 A big pink dildo 1876 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000 It would have caused some damage mate 1877 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000 Not just to the fucking pussy as well 1878 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000 You hit someone over the head with that 1879 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000 Fucking out cold 1880 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000 So yeah, I've never done it 1881 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000 I've got more cup of tea 1882 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000 I wonder if he 1883 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,000 Purchases the used 1884 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000 Laundry and stuff 1885 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000 I know some people do 1886 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000 And the tights don't they 1887 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000 It's a big thing in Japan 1888 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000 Is it Japan or China? 1889 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,000 I think it is Japan isn't it? 1890 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000 You can bend the machines, you can use knickers and that 1891 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000 Fucking weird 1892 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 Do you want to sniff 1893 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000 Pussy knickers and that 1894 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000 Fuck the rumblings mate 1895 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000 But like we said before, we're missing the trick 1896 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000 We should be selling socks and fucking stuff 1897 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000 And making a bit of extra side motion 1898 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000 I mean I don't know how much 1899 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000 Of a pair of dirty socks 1900 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000 Don't fucking advertise it as ours 1901 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000 You know, pretend 1902 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000 That we're a female 1903 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000 And then look 1904 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000 It's the woman that's wearing the socks 1905 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,000 Yeah, I think we should start doing it mate 1906 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000 Yeah, only Dan's 1907 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:18,000 So yeah, we've 1908 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000 There was still a couple of 1909 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,000 Correspondents but we've 1910 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,000 Smashed over and over again 1911 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,000 Yeah, we can't keep going on about all this 1912 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,000 Oil shit 1913 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000 We've gone on too many tangents today 1914 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,000 But that's what they're here for 1915 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,000 The lovey, that's why they keep coming back 1916 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,000 And coming in fucking customers knickers 1917 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000 We shall 1918 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,000 Crack on with them 1919 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000 We'll carry on 1920 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,000 We've got some 1921 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,000 What's wrong with you 1922 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000 We've got some of them rattled out with next week and that as well 1923 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,000 So we will continue the ones that we didn't do this week 1924 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,000 But as always 1925 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000 Keep sending them in 1926 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,000 We appreciate it, send some more confessions 1927 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000 We need some more 1928 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,000 Go stories 1929 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000 Just anything we're doing 1930 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000 Any more questions 1931 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,000 I think that phobia one to be fair 1932 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,000 Anything weird, strange, funny 1933 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,000 Like that 1934 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,000 And how long have you been doing this now? About 18 months? 1935 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,000 No, a bit longer 1936 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,000 Yeah, because I think it was 1937 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000 February 23 1938 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,000 When we started 1939 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,000 Still waiting for that one email to say 1940 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,000 Used to ush you 1941 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,000 Well, James has definitely said it 1942 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000 Yeah 1943 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000 Danny G 1944 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000 Again, was he just slagging me off 1945 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000 I think he was slagging you off, mate 1946 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000 He was a dickhead anyway 1947 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,000 What have we done these days 1948 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,000 Again, we did have that 1949 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000 YouTube comments as well 1950 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000 That we get on on the YouTubes 1951 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,000 To be fair 1952 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,000 I haven't checked YouTube to see if we've had any more 1953 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,000 Comments 1954 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,000 But yeah, if you want to go on the YouTube and drop the 1955 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,000 Comments and that as well 1956 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000 We're for all of you want all of your interaction 1957 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000 We want you to send any 1958 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Little thing you want 1959 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:04,000 So yeah 1960 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000 We shall leave it there 1961 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:28,000 Peace! 1962 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,000 So sly, their chemistry's electric 1963 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:42,000 You can't deny 1964 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000 You can't deny 1965 01:15:44,000 --> 01:16:06,000 You can't deny