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How are we everyone? Welcome back, we're finally back

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This is the real talking podcast with your hosts, Ash and JD

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Now we do have to start off with apologies for having more than the two weeks off

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As much as I don't want to admit, it's either these more faults

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Just too much graft to do it, I couldn't...

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No, so obviously I've been to Frankfurt

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For a bit of graft and then the following weekend off

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On a little Harley Bob

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And then I just come back and there's just too much drama

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People can't do their jobs while I'm away

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It's just too much messing around, I'll get back

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There's phone calls, there's fucking dickhead customers and stupid shiz

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Just the working world can't evolve without it, mate

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I don't know why

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The life of a graft, right there?

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But you shouldn't be this hard there, mate

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I know we've greatly said a couple of things

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Mate, fucking hard work

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If you weren't grafted, you'd be work, are you?

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Yeah, the way it's been the last couple of weeks I'd rather just work

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Fuck you, it's too much

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Fuck you, yeah

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But the plus side, it's meant that we've got plenty of things that we can talk about

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All the stuff that we've missed in the last couple of weeks

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There was another assassination attempt on Trump

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To be fair, I've barely seen anything about it

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I didn't hear a lot about that

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It was only on Tik Tok and Sosun Connie and then I deeped all the little bit on it to be apart from that

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Yeah, all I saw was that he was playing golf and there was someone in the bushes or something

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Trying to give a little pop-up again

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And then it was the secret service that apprehended the culprit

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And then, well actually, I don't think they caught him straight away

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I don't know

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As always, we've got all the prep, you know

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We're always prepared on this podcast

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There was new pictures and videos of the squeaky submarine that childhood at the Titanic

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Yes

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I thought that was mad

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But considering how they says that it had imploded

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So essentially, it should have been compressed to the size of like a coke cap

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You would assume like when a car goes to one of those, you know, like to get destroyed

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And it comes out that little cube kind of thing, like just really condensed

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Yeah, but no, there was full panels, full shells

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You know, you could see like electronics and all sorts of that

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And obviously no bodies

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That's if they were really on there

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Exactly, yeah

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Well, we spoke about this, right?

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There's plenty of conspiracies out there still, you know

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They might have got intercepted halfway along and then taken out of the submarine

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And then it just got left down to a drone and implode

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I don't know why I've inverted covers

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You can see, but the listeners can't

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Yeah, there was that

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I think the main one that's going on more so this week is the P Diddy dramas

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Yeah, I mean, again, I haven't really kept track on this book

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It just seems like every week there's something about that all over the week

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Well, I think we...

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He's been arrested again now

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No, it's the court trials that's actually started

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Right

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Because I think we covered it pretty well on the previous podcast when it was all out

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And he officially got arrested

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Yeah, so from a part from that, I haven't really heard anything until like now

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When it all started to come up again

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I'm sure he was taking pictures around New York, Pansner, this week

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Before he got arrested again

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I've not seen any pictures of him out in the bay

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But I'll just know that the trials started

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They've got into orderly the videos that they've got and they've got in through Dome's

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What's he meant to have actually done though?

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That's the thing, look, I'm really...

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So the main story of what he's done is that always have these big, wild house parties

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So obviously loads of men, loads of women, doors would be locked

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Loads of alcohol for the men

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The women would just have water because essentially they were drugged up

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So they needed to stay hydrated in that sense

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And yeah, it'd just be a big, essentially a gang rape on these women that were there because...

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Well, they're there because they know that they're going to get fucked

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So it's not really rap-easy

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Well, there's different trains wanting to get fucked and getting raped, and then gang rape

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So there is a little bit there, Chai

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Oh no, it's just a little bit there

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But it's not... you don't go to a pub to not get drunk

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But most people, or at least you don't have an alcoholic beverage to not get the...

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Well, you don't go to a pub just to not want to

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Yeah, and so you don't go to a P. Diddy Bar to not get fucked

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Right, I get what you're saying

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So they knew... the new one was going to go down

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Go without wondering what you described it to be, from a physical way

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Yeah, the new one was going to go down, it's just I think they didn't really know what level of...

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What was going down

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How many drugs were going to get forced into the system that they probably didn't want to have

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So that's the main thing that's been going on with you like this

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Because they called it sex trafficking

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Yeah, there was sex trafficking going on, allegedly

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The other main one is Justin Bieber, so when he was 15, obviously Usher took him under his wing

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And again, allegedly, totally allegedly, until he does get proven

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So he left Justin Bieber with P. Diddy for 48 hours

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Because there was a video on that that... a lot resurfaced

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It was a one-year text book, or something like that

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It was that, and we're going to do some Hollywood shit over the next two days, basically

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And that was when Bieber was meant to have been drugged and bombed to death

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Not literally, figuratively, by P. Diddy at the age of 15

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Again, there was the leaked audio from Meek Mill's phone sample, Buddy Gard

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Because he was outside of a room, heard Meek Mill getting bombed

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And he recorded the audio

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Apparently, I've not seen it

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But Cat Williams dropped a video, or gave a video to whoever it is investigating

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That involved the answer, eh?

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Oh, okay

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Yeah, so I don't know how many of these other celebrities have been railed by P. Diddy

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I still think it's weird though, because I keep seeing pictures of him at the moment

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And it just looks weird, it does look like it's torn with a face mask on

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Because it's just like, you know, excusing the pun, it's too much of a puffy face

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Because it's all like Chubb Day, the hairline's different, the eyes seem more sunken

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And it just doesn't look right

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Could be distressed though, mate

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Nah, but it was the same when it was the first arrest photos as well

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The way it just doesn't look like him

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But I think if he does actually get convicted, it will be the same as, who was that fucking ex-dean with the island then

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It will be a murder or a suicide in prison

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The story never gets out, it's like to court

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Yeah, but I mean, that would be an interesting moment, really, wouldn't it?

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And R. Kelly and the same prison together, they'll all be having an R&B in alternate

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I mean, Diddy in prison, he'll probably be fucking raping the rest of the inmates as well, I'm gonna

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But again, easy rape, you know, they're all at the Diddy prison parties to probably know what they're gonna get into

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Or who he's gonna get into

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Yeah, it's, I'm not really that arsed about it, it's just how much of this kind of thing has happened over the years

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Obviously there was the Russell Brand stuff that didn't come out last year or a year before

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Because there was the Channel 5 documentary, I think it was

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And there was other comedians on there saying, yeah, it was always a cunt, he was a dirty bastard

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And nothing's happened at the start of the year, he's not a racist

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Yeah, he still pleads innocent, I think it's only a handful of people that have come forward saying that he's done this and that

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I don't know if it ever went to court, I think he did have a court case years ago for an alleged sexual assault

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Again, I don't think he got convicted of that, but again, is it where it's happened once, well, someone's tried it against him once

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And then other people are trying it, trying to get a bit of money in, you know, five minutes of fame, at least with the Diddy stuff

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When it is all the celebrities coming out and saying, yeah, they see fucking wrong

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It's more convincing

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It would be interesting to see what goes on in that Hollywood circle

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In terms of, you get what you want really done, you get in terms of whatever you want, cars, houses, you can get it

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So in terms of the sexual stuff, you know, and what goes on, it would be really interesting to see what's actually has been going on

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Well, I'm always a pedidilog, the leader of it

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I suppose just because a lot of money is gone now

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Sort of gapping something

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Well, it must have been like, ah, man's too rich now, can't be getting bummed, you know what I mean, come to walking

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You can't walk into a gay bar when you're like that famous without getting on any corner social, any

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Yeah, I don't think it was just exclusively men, I think he just used that

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Nah, I'm just saying like that was your kick-in-all, like using about Mick Mill, yeah, so, but he was obviously rapper and whatever

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You know what I mean, you could have some credit in it

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Well, I think, you know, we've gone over it and not previously, I think these days, but I don't really care, do they?

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Nah, but it's only really for all where there's still no comma, there's openly gay in that, really

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You know, real good players, they love you, they're all one can eat you, they're in fucking showers, and they're straight married people

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But yeah, football

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Yeah, but I do feel we're brakers because they all, it's just, as Kanye says, they're just bragging about Carl's money in the hose again

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Yeah, I suppose it's because I'm thinking of fucking Lil Nas X, even though he's country, ain't I?

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Hmm, well, yeah

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I dunno, but did you ever see the interview, well, the podcast where Kat Williams went on, I don't know the guy's name, but he was an ex American football player

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And he said about everything, essentially he's like a Hollywood Illuminati

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Yeah, I know what you're referring to, I've heard him before, football players, he won the Cali C1, he was a, I know which we were on about because of seeing it on TikTok when he said it

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Well, I ended up watching it, I wanna be after seeing it on the first click, but yeah, he was essentially like, he got offered that 50 million deal for whatever, how was it big?

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But essentially, he would have had to do a movie, wear an address, and he's like, I ain't wearing an address

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Did you refer Kevin Hart?

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Yeah, Kevin Hart, fucking

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Because he named his duty name, but yeah, but yeah, more, Martin

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Marlin Lawrence, yeah, said about him and that, one of them that fucking passed away as well, he was on about him, slagged off the man as well who does family fortunes over there, the fucking ball and long and attach

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Ah, fucking out, Steve

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Yeah, what's his name, Steve?

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Is it Steve Martin?

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No, I don't know

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What is his name?

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There'll be people sitting there shouting, fucking

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His family fortunes?

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Yeah, look, I'm sure Steve, yeah, I know who you wanna talk about

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Yeah, Lawrence said about him, the way he was throwing the fucking, Bill O'Bernie Mack, he wanted to emulate him going into the movie, but because he wasn't good enough, that's why he ended up doing what he does now

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He was copying his stand up and whatever, but yeah, he slagged him up and everything, but yeah, it was the main thing, the way he was saying about all this stuff that goes on behind doors, I was never gonna be a part of it

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Then it was a lot of, he's definitely away with the parents, it was a lot of talking about his childhood, how he read like, I don't know, 100 bucks a week or something, stupid like that

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Saying that, times were different back then, it was nothing good on the TV, was that?

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So I suppose he probably did

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Isn't he mad, like when you see someone like that, you don't think they have that kind of mindset, because you just kind of go off the couch, they're betraying over in the movies or in the stand up

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It's a bit when Terence Harrod done the Josh Rogan podcast, another one that used to be in Iron Man 1 and 2, then he wasn't

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Oh, yeah, yeah, he was fucking

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And he was fucking like, fucking

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I don't know anything about his spice in the cosmos, like what the fuck did that come from and how she works, like, fucking out

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Because there was another one, I think he went on Joe Rogan, I saw clips from several podcasts he did, but he was like a Disney kid star, and he's fucking just tapped now as well

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So what happened, well, I suppose you do kind of know a bit of what happened to a lot of them kids with that

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The Nickelodeon one

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Was it behind set or

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The Dark Sword of the Settles, one of those ones, Neil

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Quite on set

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Quite on set, that's the one

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Yeah, we got there in the end

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All the prep, all right, prepared

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Just got a bit of a plus

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Yeah, so yeah, stuff like that, just fucking, I don't know, I mean we was just talking about it before pressing record

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Is the money really worthy, the money is fine

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I mean, not so much the fine, but the money

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Yeah, yeah

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Like you and I would wear a dress if someone was like, I'm not being funny, if someone said to me wear a dress and I give you 20 grand, you would wear a dress, I mean

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Oh yeah

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Right, so let's get into a bit of nitty-gritty here, so someone, I'm not gonna say one of these Prince treatments where the one is shit on your chest like Katie Frost

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Oh, like the Dubai thing

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Yeah, I'm not gonna say one of these ones, but you know, a bit more respectful

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Some minted up geezer says, name your price, you just suck my cock, what you're saying

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I want probably the boss, why don't you rather have someone shit on me than that

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Would you rather be like someone shit on you or suck a cock?

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I think I'd probably suck the cock

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I mean, because I can't say my height

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No, because it's gonna get done quickly and I ain't gonna have

222
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I reckon you've got the skillset, mate

223
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It's not a hand job, you know how to do better than fucking most women

224
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So again, I know I've never asked you this, we'll get back to that question in a moment, but someone breaks into your house fucking gunpoint

225
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I'll say ready to kill fucking you to miss an ababian that says, you's got one minute to fucking make me come

226
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Are you doing it or are you gonna let the missies do it?

227
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It doesn't have to be a blow job, it can just be a hand job

228
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I won't say the missies

229
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But do you not think that you could get it done quicker?

230
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No, she knows what she's doing mate

231
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So you're probably the only man saying that

232
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No, I'll get what you're saying, because normally as a man, you can just

233
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You know what motion you want

234
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Yeah, all you gotta do in that situation is just get behind it, read your own and just fucking bang it out

235
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I'll get your reference on that one mate

236
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I'll get what you're saying with that

237
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So, yeah, we're going for the blow job

238
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So I don't know, mate

239
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So let's start throwing out some numbers, 20 grand

240
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No, I couldn't, no, it's not gonna change my life, where this might fucking ruin my life

241
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Right, so

242
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It would have to, I'm gonna just, it would have to be like 100, so like, I'm just saying, I mean

243
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So, let's just say 150 bags and that's your mortgage paid off and that

244
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You doing it for that

245
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Does he finish you in my mouth?

246
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Because that's the big way, it's just like, I don't know, mate

247
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Would you not rather that though, because then if it's over your face, you gotta clean your face

248
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And that's why I'd not want to have to shake, because you've gotta clean the shit

249
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Can I ask you a question? Would that make you gay?

250
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No, because unless you want to keep doing it, that's when it gets gay

251
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Or if you get hard

252
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If you get hard way to do it

253
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See the thing is, it's hard if there was 150 grand in front of you, it'd be hard

254
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:09,540
But I'd like to say no on that one, I'd think I would rather have someone show me 150 grand

255
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Because literally, I'd put just in the shower, doing the shower, get off me

256
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But it's never in the shower though, is it?

257
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No, but what I'm saying is

258
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And again, Lord, you've got shit on your chest, you're gonna have to stamp it down the drain and up then when you go into the shower

259
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You won't even piss in the shower, so if you're trying to clean your shit off, you're trying to flush it down with your clothes

260
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What I'm saying is, I would rather piss in the shower of 150 grand now

261
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I think I'll take this shit, mate, if I want to, I can't put it in my mouth

262
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Maybe I'm too much of a man

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200 grand

264
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This is the number I'm thinking like

265
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So the mortgage paid off and you've got a bit of a change

266
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I think 250 would probably be the one I'm like

267
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So quarter of a mil

268
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Yeah, I think that's just like, I wouldn't even think about it, just fucking get it in my mouth

269
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So, let's up the game then

270
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Half a mil, he gets the bomb you for five minutes first

271
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Oh

272
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No, no, no, I'd rather just no

273
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I couldn't, I just couldn't

274
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No, cos I've had to look, you know, like when you come to the party and you have to throw the thing up there

275
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Yeah, yeah

276
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I couldn't even put that up there myself, I had to give my partners to it

277
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I can't have nothing go up there, mate

278
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Well, how about you borrow a couple of drinks first?

279
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No, no, it's a sound, mate, it's a little bit more guy

280
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He's boring and dying in me before he fucks me, man

281
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But if you want food first as well, otherwise just a couple of drinks

282
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I'd rather just get over in Dunwoody, mate

283
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:51,540
No, I couldn't, I just, there's no, nah, that's enough for me on that one

284
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,540
What if it was only a small dick, though, three inches?

285
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:57,540
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that probably would have happened there actually

286
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Because we don't have to assume that these millionaires got a fucking chlop

287
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:08,540
I don't know, mate, I don't know where this conversation is going actually, it's been, you know, it's been

288
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Homosexual, I mean, I just, what I'm saying, average size would be 400 grand

289
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No, no, I couldn't, I just couldn't, I couldn't get one, mate

290
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I couldn't, what about you?

291
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,540
So you'd rather suck a dick than get shit off

292
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Yeah

293
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So how much would it cost you to suck a dick?

294
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Probably, probably do for the 100 grand

295
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How much would it cost someone to shit on you?

296
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:42,540
Nah, because that's getting close to a million then

297
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I don't know, for me, I don't know, a million, just shit, man

298
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Horsing in chests, wait, well I've done like, off, shower, don't, never think about it again

299
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But I would take the 400 to let him blow my back doors out

300
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I'm just kidding

301
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Obviously this is all holo-professional anyway, you know, we've not got any proposals for anything like this

302
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:16,540
Nah, I just couldn't, I couldn't have that happen to me

303
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Mine would be 150 grand to get shit off, 250 to suck a dick and I don't know, I might get him blown back, that's fucking

304
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I don't know if I could, I'm being honest, I don't know if I could

305
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Well, you know, don't knock into your trolley, that's what the saying is

306
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But if any of you guys have got suggestions, you know, some processes for what might tempt us

307
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Then send them in, realtalkandpod at gmail.com

308
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:56,540
Now the hotline, this is gonna be a test now, because it has been about a month since I've ruled it out

309
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07, 470, 4AA, 096, I think that's right, but just double check in the link description, it'll be in there

310
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X, Twitter, that's Ash and JD

311
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Well, yeah, links are all in the description, we're so out of practice, three weeks has just been too long

312
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No, I'm sorry, I was just thinking, what if you got bummed and looked at it, like, what would you enjoy pecking at?

313
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Smoked so, yeah

314
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I can't have nothing, I'm just thinking

315
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Just because we enjoyed getting the bumming, doesn't mean I wouldn't still wanna have some pussy, I suppose I'd just be bothered, any

316
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Or one of the other things on the spectrum, I mean, scale

317
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Yeah

318
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I just can't pitch me on all fours, mate, I just can't

319
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I just can't have all fours, I could be on your back, legs in the air

320
00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:10,540
No, I could not, that's even worse, mate

321
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:15,540
Oh, no, that's even worse, cause you're saying the first thing

322
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Oh, you can wear a blower pole, lights on though, so he can see you

323
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,540
I couldn't do it, mate

324
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What if it was a trance?

325
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,540
Yeah

326
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:39,540
No, I can't, look, awkward, I'm not mad that way

327
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There's a few of our mates that just didn't put for a on-the-lap or a back

328
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Yeah

329
00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:50,540
Steve, but not our mates, but that was that fucking army video

330
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:53,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeff

331
00:24:53,540 --> 00:25:00,540
No, Jeff, not Jeff, he calls him Jeffere, Jeff's bro is low

332
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:04,540
Oh, he's for the most few girls, Jeff

333
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:07,540
I don't know, I've seen him on the web, he calls him Steve

334
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:12,540
Maybe cause he's different, I remember calling him Jeff or Jeffere

335
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:15,540
Oh, I don't know, there's too many fucking videos

336
00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:19,540
So, I know I've said it before, we've fucking, cause I don't have notifications on

337
00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:25,540
ModPerson or WhatsApp for any videos and pictures that get sent in the group

338
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:28,540
It's still automatically up loads of phone

339
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:33,540
So, yesterday when I got back, cause I've got one of those Alexa

340
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It's a glorified clock, but it's a little screen one in the bedroom

341
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:42,540
For some reason, well, no, not for some reason

342
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When I changed internet provider, I never set it back up again

343
00:25:45,540 --> 00:25:46,540
Right

344
00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:51,540
So, it was just a time, I finally logged back in on it yesterday

345
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And it wanted to do the Amazon photos

346
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I was like, yeah, I suppose that'll be all right, let me just ping some photos around

347
00:25:58,540 --> 00:26:03,540
But as I've started to click it, I thought, hang on, I need to go through this, I'll rear

348
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:08,540
So, I didn't realise, even though I've got the app on my phone

349
00:26:08,540 --> 00:26:13,540
It had already automatically started to upload pictures and everything on there

350
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:17,540
So, I had to sit through it, it took me half an hour

351
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:21,540
Again, cause I've got a lot of pictures of jobs and stuff

352
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:25,540
So, I clicked about 6,000 times

353
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:29,540
Probably about 4,000 of them were job pictures

354
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:34,540
And the rest of them were stupid pictures

355
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:39,540
Tits, dicks, sheets in toilets

356
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,540
War fucking crime videos and pictures and stuff

357
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,540
Yeah, it's a normal group chat

358
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:50,540
There was a lot of stuff, that was probably about 2,000

359
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,540
I thought, I'm so glad that I thought about these

360
00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:57,540
Otherwise, it would have been fucking Sunday morning while the Mrs is still in bed

361
00:26:57,540 --> 00:27:01,540
And I'm fucking out walking the dog and she's just seeing his photo reel going round

362
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:05,540
Next thing, there's a picture of fucking Postman Keeper with his dick out

363
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,540
Or one of fucking sheets in a fucking toilet

364
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:13,540
That it's not even a shit, it's just a fucking explosion

365
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:19,540
That's probably like all the ads, WhatsApp groups, shit, pics, tits

366
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:24,540
Just videos, there's some videos that haunt me

367
00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:27,540
In terms of you know when you see people getting killed in the surly and why

368
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:30,540
Yeah, and I always remember the one

369
00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:36,540
I remember thinking about it, you remember the chopper in someone's head off and you see

370
00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:41,540
That one, oh fuck, that was some mad stuff in there

371
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:44,540
Well, yeah, because that was one of the pictures

372
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:50,540
For anyone that is a little bit squeamish, just like music for 30 seconds maybe

373
00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:53,540
But essentially it was a decapitated woman

374
00:27:53,540 --> 00:28:00,540
There was one man banging normally, near one was in the opened neck wound

375
00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:03,540
There's some fucked up paper

376
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,540
Yeah, it's fucking mental

377
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:10,540
Welcome back for anyone that did music for a fucking brief moment

378
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:12,540
Well we know that they just listened to that

379
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:15,540
Yeah, the OJs were lobby

380
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:21,540
Well yeah, it's just been a mad couple of weeks

381
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:30,540
Again, I think there's two interesting space related ones that I wanted to touch base on

382
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:34,540
Right, I know one of them, I think I know one of them

383
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:38,540
So the one of them, James Webb telescope

384
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:43,540
Where it seems like there's an object moving, the corollary moving along towards

385
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:46,540
I don't know if it's towards Earth or moving across the universe

386
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:51,540
So apparently it was detected a couple of years ago

387
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:57,540
And yeah, it self corrected its course several times

388
00:28:57,540 --> 00:29:04,540
The thing is that I don't get about it, it says that it's moving above the speed of lots

389
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:11,540
Well, it's like three long years away, it won't be if it continues its course towards Earth

390
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,540
It won't be if it's like 10 years or something

391
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:17,540
But if it's moving at low speed and it's not three, four long years away

392
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,540
Should it be here quicker?

393
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:25,540
Well I mean space is a weird thing that Rev, you know that interstellar, all that stuff

394
00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:29,540
Everything works, you don't know, do you know what I mean?

395
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:34,540
But yeah, if it's only three or four long years away and it's traveling quicker than low speed

396
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:38,540
Surely it'd be quicker than three or four years

397
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:43,540
Well, I don't know the physics behind it

398
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:48,540
Basically what they said the math didn't matter from what I read

399
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:53,540
Because it's like the size of a city and I don't know if they've said this object is quite big isn't it?

400
00:29:53,540 --> 00:29:56,540
Yeah, I don't know what city but they've said it's a city

401
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:59,540
Large city, I mean, probably London's always or something

402
00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:05,540
Because I know that it picks up on the telescope to use before the one you just mentioned

403
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,540
The old one before, put this one up

404
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,540
Was that forager?

405
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:13,540
No, it was a, one one picks up this time

406
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,540
James Webb

407
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:17,540
Right, you had the one before, I can't remember the name of the one

408
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:20,540
I remember them picking up as well

409
00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:24,540
And obviously the chance to better camera one, that's when you got all those pictures of the universe

410
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:27,540
Remember when I came out about four years ago

411
00:30:27,540 --> 00:30:32,540
Yeah, so it'd be interesting, I mean

412
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,540
You know, we like aliens and they're showing anything but a bit of mystery

413
00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:39,540
We love all of it, all the aliens, extraterrestrial and

414
00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:40,540
Ghosts?

415
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,540
Yeah, we unexplain it

416
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,540
You know what, we really need to do the ghost one

417
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:49,540
Because I feel like that's really like, just easy to do, just book somewhere

418
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:52,540
And just do a go with these little white things, maybe a little camera

419
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:53,540
Yeah

420
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:55,540
And just fucking

421
00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:56,540
Just go for it

422
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:57,540
Just go for it

423
00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,540
Well, it's getting to that point

424
00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:01,540
Yeah, the ghost sees it, it's getting cold, it's dark and flunger

425
00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:06,540
Yeah, I mean it's probably too late to organise something like that now

426
00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:12,540
Well, now we could get sunk in this quite easily I think

427
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:15,540
It just means we probably have to travel, we'll generally have problems but

428
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,540
We'll have to have a brain spot

429
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:20,540
We'd have to pay for the lot, because most of them, I went to

430
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:21,540
The one in Wales

431
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:25,540
No, the most haunted house in the UK

432
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,540
The one in Wales

433
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,540
No, it's

434
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:30,540
I know we've spoke about it before, I've just been in my head in two miles

435
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:31,540
I've been in my head in two miles

436
00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:34,540
You can just enjoy it or something like that

437
00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:38,540
I don't know, I know the house because I've seen a few specials about it

438
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:41,540
Yeah, so there's only six people on that

439
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,540
But obviously it's more expensive

440
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:48,540
So we'd have to obviously pay for the 60 kids

441
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:52,540
Or just have us fuck just do our own thing there

442
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:55,540
Or to another location

443
00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:59,540
Because I want to see, I fucking want to see something, I'm sick of seeing these little ghosts

444
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:02,540
You know what, I don't even bother watching those ghosts adventures no more

445
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:07,540
I fucking want to be up to do the one with Zach Braff and he's like

446
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:08,540
Zach Braff?

447
00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:10,540
He's named Zach Braff, isn't he?

448
00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:12,540
Yeah, fucking from Scrooge

449
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:15,540
Mate, he's named Zach, I'm sure it's mate

450
00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:18,540
Zach Braff, he's fucking J.A. Day in Scrooge

451
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:22,540
Right, once he's nine, then I'm going to, it's definitely Zach something

452
00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:27,540
Yeah, so anyway, Lord, have you watched any of the ghosts adventures thing?

453
00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:31,540
Yeah, it's normally when I'm away and you watch Quest and Dave and that and it

454
00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:38,540
Yeah, so like on this one though, he doesn't even go to Zach Baggins

455
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,540
Baggins, I knew he was Bay something

456
00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:46,540
I knew he was on about it but when you said Braff, I didn't know he was fucking Hoag City though

457
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:49,540
Scrups was good though, that's what I wanted

458
00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:53,540
Apparently, it's in the works for a little special

459
00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:55,540
That'd be nice I suppose

460
00:32:55,540 --> 00:33:00,540
It was some red carpet event or something that J.A.D. was at

461
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:05,540
and the question got asked and he was like, yeah, there's been a script for a long time

462
00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:08,540
it's just trying to get everyone together at the same time essentially

463
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:13,540
and then it was from that apparently it was going to happen

464
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:16,540
but I don't think we're going to get it before the Gavin and Stacey

465
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:20,540
No, I've never watched one, not feeling it

466
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,540
Never really got into it

467
00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:28,540
I didn't feel like that before I'd watched it and then I watched it and I was like, yeah, this is fucking good

468
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:33,540
Sorry, just go back to the ghost thing, we should probably try to do one

469
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:38,540
like winter time, like this year, early next year if such

470
00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:40,540
Whatever, brainstorm after the pod

471
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:44,540
Because I really want to go UFO hunting as well, BC, shrine stuff in the score

472
00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:46,540
That's in Miles, any of the parts in Miles

473
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:50,540
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of then, we'll get confused with

474
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:53,540
logistically it's more awkward for you

475
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:58,540
Yeah, I'd have to get in advance just because I've seen the band

476
00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,540
Yeah, yeah

477
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,540
Nah, you don't know what I mean

478
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:06,540
To be fair, we won't be able to

479
00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:11,540
It's the dogs that have any alphys bookie ready to take more dogs off in there

480
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:14,540
No, we'll just do like somewhere local, anywhere

481
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,540
Can you drive back on the night?

482
00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:18,540
Bad morning

483
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:20,540
Well, yeah

484
00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:22,540
During the prime ghost hours of the night

485
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:26,540
Well, the most companies, I'm sure the Starla 8 and the Closed Log 2

486
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:28,540
are these locations

487
00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:31,540
We'll have a little brainstorm, we'll see what we can get

488
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:34,540
Or if anyone, Matt, it's more like that to our mere story

489
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,540
I know I've mentioned you on the pod where he just walked to his mate's house

490
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:40,540
in the kitchen, the cupboard doors started opening

491
00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:42,540
and the plates started flying out

492
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:44,540
No, you haven't said this one

493
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:46,540
So, strapping

494
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:49,540
My dad was younger, he went to one of his mates' house

495
00:34:49,540 --> 00:34:51,540
I once said, I was about to say where he was

496
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:54,540
And then he walked in, his mate used to always

497
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:57,540
probably his mate used to always say his house was haunted

498
00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,540
and obviously never believed him

499
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:02,540
And he said, even his mate walked into the kitchen

500
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:05,540
all of a sudden, all the cupboard doors started opening closing

501
00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:08,540
Like you see on the movies, he said then all the plates and all some folks

502
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,540
were just fucking getting thrown at them

503
00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:14,540
like he said multiple, so he wasn't like one cupboard drawer

504
00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:18,540
At the time, everything was just like flying up

505
00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:21,540
Yeah, a lot of people were just like, yeah

506
00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:24,540
That's what we need, that's what we want to come and see

507
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:25,540
to be fair, right?

508
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,540
One of Kyla's friends

509
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:32,540
has gone on a lot of mini ghost tours of America

510
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:35,540
and doing like really haunted locations there

511
00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:37,540
Yeah, I don't think we can afford that one

512
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,540
No, no, mate, I thought it would be worth it

513
00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:44,540
Mate, a big 7-eleven

514
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:48,540
Sour Patch, Sour Patch Kid, Slurp, or Big Slurp

515
00:35:48,540 --> 00:35:51,540
I forgot the name of them, but fuck me

516
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,540
The best thing ever

517
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:56,540
You couldn't have them in there, Kyla, there's too much sugar and shit in there

518
00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:57,540
All the E numbers

519
00:35:57,540 --> 00:36:00,540
Oh mate, he put your rights to the toilet soon

520
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:05,540
but I brought like a cherry one or something

521
00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:08,540
Kyla brought like a Sour Patch Kid one

522
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:10,540
She's like, you want that?

523
00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:12,540
Oh fuck, that's not it

524
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,540
Three months away, I went back

525
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,540
It's like fucking me, mate

526
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:20,540
See this, literally, if anyone had a liter bottle of water or something like that

527
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:22,540
it was that size, like

528
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:24,540
No, it was like a liter worth of...

529
00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,540
The fucking ridiculous size

530
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:27,540
It was like two dollars, something

531
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:32,540
Fuck, at the time I was one pound four, or 80 or something, but the exchange

532
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:36,540
I would love to fly to America just to get one floor back

533
00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:42,540
Well, when I win that Euro 7, I'll pay it back, mate

534
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:46,540
I'll get you your own 7-eleven, then you fucking love

535
00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:48,540
What, the 11-sever?

536
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,540
Well, you can't call it 9-eleven

537
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,540
Walk it out, kid

538
00:36:55,540 --> 00:37:00,540
So, back to the other space-related item

539
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:01,540
Right, that's it, yeah

540
00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:06,540
So, I feel like it's already started

541
00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:09,540
But we've got a second moon, or we're about to have a second moon

542
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:12,540
Right, so if we have a second moon, what would happen?

543
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:14,540
Is that controls all the water?

544
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:19,540
No one said what would happen on that kind of thing, where we would affect the tides or anything

545
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:24,540
But, so, because there's an asteroid belt near us

546
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:30,540
So it's like, I think it's either before

547
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:34,540
Between awesome Venus or between awesome Mars

548
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:35,540
Alright

549
00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:38,540
And essentially, I think it's further out, actually

550
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:42,540
But anyway, there's an asteroid belt that separates some of the planets

551
00:37:42,540 --> 00:37:47,540
And it's a big asteroid from that, that's somehow broken

552
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:48,540
And of course

553
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:57,540
Yeah, and so the way it comes to us, it will be in orbit with a sumo for two weeks

554
00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:00,540
And then it will go back up somewhere else

555
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:01,540
Oh, okay

556
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:07,540
I don't know what it's going to do, because I should have done more research

557
00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:12,540
But from what I've seen, they're not saying that it's going to affect the tide or anything

558
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,540
We'll just see a second moon in the sky

559
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:19,540
Right, so it could probably just be on the gravitational pull just on the outside

560
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:21,540
So it just follows you around and gets a sling shot around

561
00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:26,540
For two weeks, that's fucking, you know, that's doing some, like a few bucking circles around really

562
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:29,540
Or maybe it's going around really slow

563
00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:30,540
Hmm

564
00:38:31,540 --> 00:38:33,540
It's interesting, Spice is weird, finger name?

565
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,540
Yeah

566
00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:38,540
Well, again, because if it's further out than the moon

567
00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:42,540
And surely it's going to be smaller than the moon, because it's an asteroid

568
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:45,540
So we shouldn't be able to see it then, should we?

569
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,540
Or not log as big as what we see in the moon

570
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:51,540
No, but then it depends, but the sun, I mean

571
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,540
I get what you're saying

572
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,540
You'd be interested, when's it supposed to happen, are they small?

573
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:59,540
I'm sure it's like now, or

574
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:05,540
I feel like it was the last, even now, or the last week of September, for two weeks

575
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:06,540
Right

576
00:39:06,540 --> 00:39:08,540
So pretty much now, any

577
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:09,540
Yeah

578
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:16,540
Yeah, but I don't know, I want to keep looking up at that sky, see if I can see it

579
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:19,540
One thing moon-related I have actually seen

580
00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:23,540
I've seen it a couple of years ago, but

581
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:26,540
More videos popping up of the base behind the moon

582
00:39:26,540 --> 00:39:31,540
See, I was seeing this and I didn't understand where it all come from, what is it like?

583
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:38,540
So I think it's more flatter for us where obviously, you know, we've got the firmments

584
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:43,540
And then it's like either guard or fucking aliens

585
00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:48,540
So like the Jim Carrey movies where they lived in this, you know

586
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,540
The Truman Show

587
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:52,540
The Truman Show, pretty much

588
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:54,540
Yeah, of course, I thought the whole planet

589
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,540
Because they're out there like

590
00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:58,540
Yeah, it was just a big dough, well I didn't know it was the picture

591
00:39:58,540 --> 00:40:03,540
And where the sun and the moon was, that's where all of it was, you know

592
00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:06,540
Yeah, the whole TV show there

593
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:08,540
Yeah, the whole bit of it

594
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:19,540
But yeah, you could see with one of the videos it was basically just the way the clouds were and the way the moon can make images out of just random fucking shapes and that

595
00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:25,540
But then there was one in Scotland, several in America and not Canada and stuff

596
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:32,540
And I don't know if it's just because one comes down to where it looks like a face in the clouds

597
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,540
They were just jumping from the high

598
00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:36,540
Yeah, they're just fucking photoshopping a fucking face

599
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:42,540
I mean, again, I'm sure you'd be able to do with like mirrors and glass or something

600
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:48,540
You can see your own face and then the camera zooming up to the moon and you can see your own or something

601
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:51,540
I don't know, it's probably used to do with the old school pornoes, any

602
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:55,540
You know, a couple of them even bigger because of the camera angle and stuff

603
00:40:55,540 --> 00:41:00,540
You know, it's only what I've been told, I never used to watch old pornoes

604
00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:03,540
To be fair, I have watched some of the vintage ones and it's just

605
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:07,540
They don't feel the same, do they? No, it seems, yeah

606
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:11,540
No, because it doesn't seem forced, there's more of a story to it

607
00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:15,540
Yeah, well, yeah, I mean the story's questionable, but I know he's like

608
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,540
Yeah, and uh, oh, there's a big bush

609
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,540
You a bush man?

610
00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:22,540
I don't mind

611
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,540
George W. Bush

612
00:41:24,540 --> 00:41:26,540
I don't mind either

613
00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:27,540
No

614
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:29,540
I'm not picking, mate

615
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:32,540
Nah, just don't mind it, in your arse

616
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:35,540
Literally, that's all I know about, mate

617
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:40,540
I reckon you're a secret cook from Pegalovarilla

618
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,540
I think it really is your cup of tea

619
00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:52,540
Well, moving on from the space extraterrestrial and all that kind of weird things

620
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:58,540
I keep seeing on the M42

621
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:04,540
So you know when you've got the bridges, the flyovers, and you can sometimes see the people walking across all the cars

622
00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:07,540
Driving above it if it's a junction and that

623
00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:13,540
I'd say probably about ten times now, over the last six weeks

624
00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:19,540
I've seen these geese standing there, hanging his sign over saying Jesus is with us

625
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:24,540
But if he is, why are you telling us we've been fucking sign over the top of the mower?

626
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:26,540
We don't need to know that

627
00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:31,540
We're getting more views, more eyes on his message

628
00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:34,540
But people don't need to see that

629
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:39,540
But there's no hate then, no one's gonna stop and give him hate

630
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:41,540
I mean, to be fair, I have pipped at him

631
00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:44,540
I haven't stopped the finger of what we did on the way to Liverpool

632
00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:46,540
For those kids standing there

633
00:42:46,540 --> 00:42:48,540
Oh yeah

634
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:56,540
But in this day and age, you don't expect to see that as often

635
00:42:56,540 --> 00:43:01,540
More so with what's gone on over recent months, not 12 months or whatever

636
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:09,540
Where British values and Christian Catholic religions can't be pushed out there

637
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:21,540
You can't put that kind of thought process and religious beliefs out there because it's not a part of the go-to thing at the moment

638
00:43:21,540 --> 00:43:25,540
We've all seen the riots over the last couple of months and that as well

639
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,540
Obviously with wars that are going on

640
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:31,540
That's the right thing that you can push and say about this religion, that religion

641
00:43:31,540 --> 00:43:39,540
But Jesus isn't that religion to be hiked up these days, I don't think

642
00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:43,540
I mean Catholics, those nonce priests and that

643
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:46,540
You don't really want to be pushing them ones either do you?

644
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:49,540
I'm sure they'd love it, a diddy party wouldn't they?

645
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:51,540
I feel the wood bay, yeah

646
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:55,540
Well, probably not with the adults, if it was the young boys there

647
00:43:55,540 --> 00:43:57,540
The youngers

648
00:43:57,540 --> 00:44:03,540
From Justin Bieber, that would have been straight for him

649
00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:08,540
But yeah, I'll just keep seeing him, it's like 6 o'clock in the morning

650
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:12,540
People don't care, just take his son somewhere else

651
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:15,540
I imagine he's home though so I don't know, I've not stopped and asked him

652
00:44:15,540 --> 00:44:18,540
Maybe one of the days I will

653
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:22,540
You're missing when he's up there though mate

654
00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:24,540
I don't think I will

655
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:29,540
Well, you know, going from a guy that wants to get bummed

656
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:31,540
Well, him or you?

657
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,540
You?

658
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,540
I don't even get him, I just...

659
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:37,540
I don't want to, I'll just take the money for it

660
00:44:37,540 --> 00:44:40,540
I can't look you mate

661
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:46,540
Would you want to be on all fours or legs in the air?

662
00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:52,540
Yeah, I suppose just on all fours so I don't have to look at him any

663
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:54,540
Yeah, mate?

664
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:59,540
Yeah, load the loop, can't go up in draw

665
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:03,540
Would have to wear a condom as well, no bareback

666
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:05,540
No

667
00:45:05,540 --> 00:45:08,540
Could you don't know if they've got anything then do ya?

668
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:13,540
I don't want AIDS or monkeypox or anything

669
00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:18,540
So yeah, all fours from beyond

670
00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:21,540
Just, yeah, take that money any

671
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:26,540
I've got to earn it some way, not earn it on his podcast though

672
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:30,540
If anyone does want to give donations though, reach out to us

673
00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:35,540
I can send you some PayPal links or something

674
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:38,540
It is getting on a bit, we will give some of the correspondence

675
00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:40,540
We haven't got enough time

676
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:42,540
Yeah, I can imagine we've got a fair bit though

677
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:46,540
To be honest, there was a couple, thanks for all the messages and that anyway

678
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:50,540
During the hiatus, the little break

679
00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:54,540
There was a couple not outfitted with me last week

680
00:45:54,540 --> 00:46:00,540
So that was two WhatsApps and I did apologise, I've replied on the fucking Monday

681
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:05,540
He says, sorry, my fault, you're near on the podcast next week

682
00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:08,540
To be fair, nearly didn't happen today, we were fucking all the traffic

683
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:14,540
I was in getting over it, I was close to just saying, pop these, I ain't going to

684
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:17,540
And then with the laptop fucking having a mare when we burst

685
00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:21,540
But we love you, so we have to make a video

686
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:23,540
Do you want to know more messages, did you mate?

687
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:28,540
No, but we'll start off with James

688
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:34,540
To be fair, I've not checked the emails for a quarter of a day

689
00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:38,540
So I expect that he has emailed this week again

690
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:41,540
Probably giving me shit that we've been popular last week

691
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:47,540
Started off, obviously because Liverpool beat United

692
00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:52,540
So he's like, yeah, have some of that, look here on the break, hide from the pain

693
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:56,540
And then obviously he was expecting me to give him some shit back then

694
00:46:56,540 --> 00:46:59,540
Because nothing can follow his beat, Liverpool

695
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:05,540
So he's just like, that guy was just a slick, weren't ruining our sales and all yours

696
00:47:05,540 --> 00:47:08,540
We're not off the ball in the podcast, so we don't need to keep talking about it, do we?

697
00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:16,540
No, I am, love to be fair, I knew our shit, there's not really left much you can say about how a ball has been

698
00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:20,540
It's been on people, but we're not on a footballing podcast

699
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:24,540
No, it's been going off too long and it is annoying

700
00:47:24,540 --> 00:47:29,540
You say a couple of good games, it was a good performance against Crystal Palace as well

701
00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:33,540
It was just Dean Henderson, Dean Henderson?

702
00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:34,540
Yeah, the goal, yeah

703
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:39,540
I was getting a mix up with Jordan Henderson there

704
00:47:39,540 --> 00:47:43,540
But yeah, Dean Henderson, actually not a goalkeeper, he had a point to prove

705
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:47,540
He had a world he didn't know, his distribution was terrible though

706
00:47:47,540 --> 00:47:52,540
Every time he was trying to clear the ball, out for a throw, he was just fucking shocking

707
00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:58,540
So every team as he was one of them dies, but the ball just didn't go in the back of the net

708
00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,540
Excuse me

709
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:08,540
But yeah, you see a starter play and then it goes on to FC20, McGuire is back in defense

710
00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:12,540
And it's just back to fucking Olly Ball where he's just lumping the ball

711
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:16,540
He's trying to go for that world, he passed to Rashford on the wings

712
00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:21,540
So I'm hoping it's a better weekend against Topman but we'll see

713
00:48:21,540 --> 00:48:25,540
But yeah, we're not on a footballing podcast

714
00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:33,540
We'll go on to Lauren, this is Quart Topical and she said Nice and it's gone even worse

715
00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:40,540
So I haven't got the fucking tune ready and it's gonna take too long to fucking sort it

716
00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:42,540
Why are you singing mate?

717
00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:46,540
Hey, what's wrong with you?

718
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:50,540
So she says what's up with the weather lately?

719
00:48:50,540 --> 00:48:57,540
It's been hot and cold, mad rain or droughts, I can't transition to hot girl autumn with this

720
00:48:57,540 --> 00:49:02,540
Right, she's definitely at the right podcast when it comes to weather, because we are a weather podcast

721
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:05,540
We've got a lot of fucking chat about rain

722
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:10,540
We were just literally 24 hours ago, we've flooded now luckily

723
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:11,540
Even this morning?

724
00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:15,540
Oh mate, it was a fucking thunderstorm and then the flood

725
00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:20,540
But that little puddle there, you could never tell, fuck you now, but yeah, no

726
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:24,540
That was sent before these last couple of days

727
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:30,540
I know what she's on about because you go really hot when the sun was coming out, then really cold and whatever

728
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:35,540
But yeah, I didn't know hot girl autumn was a thing, I don't know hot girl summer was

729
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,540
Maybe she's trying to make it a thing

730
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:41,540
Well yeah, I mean, I don't know

731
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:47,540
I mean, can it be hot girl autumn because you're putting more clothes on

732
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:50,540
Maybe hot in temperature wise because you're getting cosy

733
00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:52,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

734
00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:54,540
Maybe that's what she means

735
00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:59,540
Well what was it, it's just jumpers

736
00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:04,540
What does hot girl summer mean? What does it mean? Are you hot or?

737
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:08,540
I think they mean it as they're trying to be sexually attractive

738
00:50:08,540 --> 00:50:10,540
Oh so they're trying to be hot?

739
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:12,540
Yeah, okay, 10 hot girls

740
00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:16,540
Okay, so she's trying to be hot for autumn, sorry

741
00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:20,540
Well as I say, with more clothes going on, it's harder to do that

742
00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:22,540
Yeah

743
00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:28,540
I mean, I do get to see some 8 bits and you think, fuck, you know, have some of that

744
00:50:28,540 --> 00:50:33,540
But I don't know, fucking man flats

745
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:38,540
I don't know how you do with more wintry top clothes though

746
00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:42,540
Because you don't look in a fucking scarf and think, fuck, I'd love to get that off

747
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:47,540
Talking about hot girl fucking autumn, are you going for this thing that I'm going through?

748
00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:52,540
So you know normally it's cold, shorter run

749
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:56,540
Not someone's a t-shirt, but the shorts are always getting flexed

750
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:58,540
I mean, I've got me work shorts on, right?

751
00:50:58,540 --> 00:51:03,540
I'm trying to like, to the point where I'm like, I don't even trust her on that

752
00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:09,540
And it's not even that cold, but I'm at the point where I think I'm going to have to invest in some tracksuit balans or something

753
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:14,540
I'll show you where to get them from, but these as the work joggers

754
00:51:14,540 --> 00:51:20,540
Right, now I'm going to about in life, like going for the dog walk and stuff like that

755
00:51:20,540 --> 00:51:22,540
Fair enough

756
00:51:22,540 --> 00:51:28,540
Now I'm still happy flexing the shorts for another month or so maybe

757
00:51:28,540 --> 00:51:35,540
Pretty much when it's below five, that's when I'll be working the joggers on

758
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:39,540
But more so the last couple of days because of the rain

759
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:45,540
I've been putting the jogger buttons on in the morning, taking the dog out and then getting changed into the work shorts

760
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:49,540
Just so I'm not wearing wet work clothes going out there

761
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:54,540
With me, we've worked in life anything I'm doing, shorts is on

762
00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:58,540
The past two weeks, oh, what cold and what fucking hell

763
00:51:58,540 --> 00:52:01,540
And I've got a good look, a jacket on, shorts and whatnot

764
00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:06,540
Yes, so maybe I need the hot body, I don't know what I'm trying to say

765
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:09,540
I just need a warm, I need to get warm, mate

766
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:12,540
Yeah, but just put a jumper on, still keep the shorts on

767
00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:19,540
Yeah, so like always look, so long sleeve on the top, the shorts are always going to inflex me

768
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,540
And your shins are starting to get a bit cold

769
00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:24,540
I'm not that high, Jolly, it's fine

770
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:29,540
I was just about to say, I didn't know how that is, I actually did put the fur on the other day

771
00:52:29,540 --> 00:52:35,540
But I was cold because of the rain and then what's not helped, the cellar that I've been working in

772
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:41,540
Because it's got all the tanks for the central heating system that on the 480, it's horrendous down there

773
00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:46,540
So because I'm working in that and then I'm going to what is a normal temperature

774
00:52:46,540 --> 00:52:51,540
I'm working 14 degrees, whatever it's been, then in my mind on the afternoon

775
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:56,540
It's not because of the sun direction and that, it's cold then

776
00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:59,540
So my house isn't insulated well at all

777
00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:03,540
So it's either fucking stupidly hot or it is always cold

778
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:09,540
And I've got back, I've had me shower and that and I was off to the chiller so I'll pop that fur on

779
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:12,540
And we've been like 20 minutes, I was fucking sweating

780
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,540
Yeah, we should do it

781
00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:18,540
I couldn't be asking at all, I'd left it on for like an hour and the sun had completely set

782
00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:23,540
Now because I've got that fucking gap on the branch doors that lead to the garden

783
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:27,540
I could feel the draft coming in, I was all, it was good calling leaving it on then

784
00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:32,540
Because I could feel the wind blowing to me while I'm sitting on the sofa, it was just an old balance thing

785
00:53:32,540 --> 00:53:37,540
So yeah, it is a, I used to be able to fucking sit there in shorts and t-shirt

786
00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:44,540
And it'd be absolutely fucking freezing outside, the mrs would be there with fucking six blankets and dressing gown

787
00:53:44,540 --> 00:53:47,540
Everything and I'm like, that's sweet

788
00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:48,540
But yeah, I've noticed

789
00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:49,540
It's definitely hot in here, don't it?

790
00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:54,540
Yeah, I've noticed last year I was like, yeah, I'll still keep the shorts on in the house

791
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:56,540
But I'll just put this, keep this jumper on

792
00:53:56,540 --> 00:54:02,540
And then as it did get to the actual winds out, I'd sit there with my own little fleece on

793
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:07,540
Sometimes not all the time, or have the fire on

794
00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:12,540
So again, I don't like the central heating being on, not because it's the man thing

795
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:19,540
Or put the heater on, fucking, where are all sitting in the living room, the radiator is right next to him

796
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:24,540
So the mrs wants the heating on, but I'm sitting next to the radiator, I'm not gonna swap

797
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:27,540
No, look at my five

798
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:33,540
So yeah, that's why I don't like the heater, I'd rather just sit there

799
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:38,540
Plus I prefer it being cold in the house, because you can get cosy, put the blankets around

800
00:54:38,540 --> 00:54:39,540
Yeah, I was gonna say that

801
00:54:39,540 --> 00:54:41,540
It's easy to get in that sense

802
00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:46,540
When the heating's on and the house is hot, and you're too hot then, it's harder to cool down

803
00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:50,540
You don't want to open windows then, cause you can just waste your money with the energy bill

804
00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:54,540
And we don't want to do that, with the bad approaches are these days

805
00:54:54,540 --> 00:55:02,540
But in regards to hot girl, auto, you know, what we're saying about that, to somewhere or is it may

806
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:08,540
We feel your pain, especially with the rain the last couple of days, it has been fucking balero

807
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:18,540
So, I don't know, wear thin jackets maybe, so you get in the autumn look, but you're not getting too warm

808
00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:19,540
When it is warm

809
00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:22,540
Like a strong gym wear, is that what you're saying

810
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:27,540
Because gym wear is not autumn colours though, is it?

811
00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:33,540
There is some, you can get some greens, some burgundy in there

812
00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:37,540
What about the leaf brown and not too much

813
00:55:37,540 --> 00:55:39,540
Not so much the brown

814
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:48,540
I'm not a fashionista, I've barely got any clothes to go out in because I just wear it all the time

815
00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:56,540
Right, this one cracked me up the other week, from Jess, again she says

816
00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:59,540
What's wrong with you?

817
00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:01,540
Good Q in there mate

818
00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:07,540
Women still wear in juicy tracksuits, truly loyal

819
00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:12,540
Because these come when we were kids, these were in one night when we were youth

820
00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:14,540
Yeah, back into day

821
00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:19,540
I tell you what I did see, sorry to go off toppy, there's a cyber tamagotchi shop

822
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:22,540
You've seen that, that aren't just tamagotchi

823
00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:24,540
I'm guessing London

824
00:56:24,540 --> 00:56:29,540
I think so, I'm planning on making a comeback as well, like this juicy tracksuit did

825
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:34,540
When we were youth, these were big, like Paul's booty, can you remember all that baller?

826
00:56:34,540 --> 00:56:36,540
Yeah, Claire's accessories and she

827
00:56:36,540 --> 00:56:39,540
And then that drops, and then I've seen that coming back in a little bit

828
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:42,540
But I reckon for the winter, for also

829
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:46,540
So Lauren get listening, maybe it's in

830
00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:50,540
I don't know, I'll just never load them

831
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,540
I like how people listen to our podcast, not these two

832
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:54,540
They get it

833
00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:56,540
Yeah, they understand

834
00:56:56,540 --> 00:57:00,540
So now I just know in Paul's booty, can you just mention Claire's accessories

835
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:01,540
So we do get it

836
00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:02,540
Yeah

837
00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:03,540
We are, we are

838
00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:05,540
Are they even so open, no it's nice

839
00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:07,540
Claire's accessories is

840
00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:08,540
I don't know

841
00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:13,540
I think I've only ever been in there when I was 15, 16

842
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:17,540
Oh, I don't know, I'm like, f**king out

843
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:22,540
Yeah, I've just, I've never logged them, because they were that horrible

844
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:25,540
Conor Locker valve, what sort of looking material

845
00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:27,540
Yeah, and they had juicy on the arse to me

846
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,540
Yeah, always, collicary as well

847
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:32,540
Why did you have to be f**king bagged gems, saying juicy

848
00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:34,540
Because that's where the one you'd look at, isn't it, juicy

849
00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:38,540
But it was always skinny ugly bitches wearing it, like, you know

850
00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:43,540
It's saying juicy on the arse, because you would expect a juicy bat on

851
00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:49,540
A juicy bonda, no, it was f**king skinny ugly bitches

852
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:53,540
Or then when it was the ones with the big arses, because they were a fat bitch

853
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:54,540
Right

854
00:57:54,540 --> 00:57:55,540
And not the good fat

855
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:56,540
Okay

856
00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:57,540
F-A-T

857
00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:58,540
Not P-H-A-T

858
00:57:58,540 --> 00:57:59,540
Nah

859
00:57:59,540 --> 00:58:02,540
F**king Monter

860
00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:04,540
So nah, it's just not right

861
00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,540
I don't get it

862
00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:09,540
I have to be fair, I think I've never

863
00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:13,540
Look, there's not as many people wearing them lock when we was youths

864
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:18,540
But I think I have always seen these women still walking around

865
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:21,540
That I'm sure my sister still f**king wears them to be fair

866
00:58:21,540 --> 00:58:24,540
Yeah, I mean, she, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised, mate

867
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:28,540
Yeah, just that classic Conor style for her, really, any

868
00:58:28,540 --> 00:58:30,540
But now it's never

869
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:34,540
I'm getting the shivers, you know when that one thing

870
00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:35,540
Yeah

871
00:58:35,540 --> 00:58:38,540
Well, some people have more things that touch it

872
00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:40,540
Nails on a draw ball, kind of thing

873
00:58:40,540 --> 00:58:42,540
My dry sponge

874
00:58:42,540 --> 00:58:47,540
But if I've got a f**king touch the sponge to wash the dishes

875
00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:52,540
I try and flick it under the tap first, because that dry feeling is f**king horrible

876
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:55,540
And I've got that same feeling with the juicy tracksuit

877
00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,540
Right

878
00:58:56,540 --> 00:59:01,540
It's just, because it's like those, you can get the pillows when you wipe it one way

879
00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:05,540
And then you wipe it the other way and you can see your hand movement and all that

880
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:09,540
It's just not nice, you know, it's not f**king all boots and crocs

881
00:59:09,540 --> 00:59:11,540
Like why are people f**king wearing them?

882
00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:15,540
No, I never get the crocs, because if you're wearing them, I've seen someone running

883
00:59:15,540 --> 00:59:18,540
Like, literally, I mean, he was working out

884
00:59:18,540 --> 00:59:23,540
He was running, but he was working out

885
00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:26,540
And it was like he was jogging to meet someone, it was literally

886
00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:27,540
Eight for a jog

887
00:59:27,540 --> 00:59:29,540
And four jogs, crocs

888
00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:37,540
I can't believe there's still such a thing and they're still going strong

889
00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:40,540
But you can body accessories for them and that

890
00:59:40,540 --> 00:59:42,540
Jubilee's whatever, for someone

891
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:44,540
But again, they're not even cheap, are they?

892
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:49,540
No, I brought baby Kobe a pair

893
00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:53,540
And it was 15 quid for her, so I was already there on sale though

894
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,540
Jesus Christ

895
00:59:55,540 --> 01:00:01,540
Because for a baby, it's just convenient when they go to the child market just to come on

896
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:03,540
And they're easy to come on and off

897
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:05,540
But it's no lice, it's not like that

898
01:00:05,540 --> 01:00:06,540
Yeah

899
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,540
Yeah, but, but, but...

900
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,540
Valkyries go on and off

901
01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:14,540
Blinky dudes, f**k you know

902
01:00:14,540 --> 01:00:18,540
I've never worn a pair, everyone keeps saying they're really comfortable

903
01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:20,540
I don't care if they're comfortable

904
01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:24,540
I'm not having it, I was having this discussion while I was in Frankfurt

905
01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:28,540
We were f**king some of the lads and I thought, no, I'm never going to have them

906
01:00:28,540 --> 01:00:31,540
Look, because the one was like, yeah, I'll wear them playing golf

907
01:00:31,540 --> 01:00:33,540
What the f**king playing golf, f**k that

908
01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:36,540
But what if one of them balls hits your toes?

909
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:39,540
Yeah, golf is built of weird ones, but especially...

910
01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:41,540
I think it wasn't what he was actually playing though, to be fair

911
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:43,540
Well, he's at the range as you think

912
01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:46,540
Yeah, well, he's going to golf, he's f**king got his crocs on

913
01:00:46,540 --> 01:00:49,540
Then he'll put these f**king actual golf shoes on

914
01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:52,540
But no, it's just...

915
01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:55,540
Yeah, I'd probably rather get them though

916
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:02,540
Well, on that f**king negativity from Ashley

917
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:06,540
We're going to leave it at that

918
01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:10,540
There is more WhatsApps than that, but it's getting late

919
01:01:10,540 --> 01:01:13,540
It's a broad afternoon, I'm going for a beer

920
01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:15,540
Ashley's going for a pegging

921
01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:18,540
We've got stuff to do

922
01:01:18,540 --> 01:01:21,540
Yeah, I think maybe on the next podcast we'll just go through

923
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:24,540
Yeah, we'll try and rattle them out straight away

924
01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:28,540
And in your order, would you like to be pegged?

925
01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:30,540
No, sorry, why pegged, sorry

926
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:32,540
S**t, suck a dick or get bummed

927
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:36,540
Only a few miles, obviously, if it's three miles, obviously

928
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:39,540
You've probably done two out of three

929
01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:43,540
What, you reckon it will be sharp?

930
01:01:43,540 --> 01:01:47,540
I mean, I suppose with the females, you could put it the other way

931
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:57,540
Would you want to f**king get scissored or sh**?

932
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:01,540
Yeah, but being like a lesbian is kind of like a call

933
01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:03,540
But I don't know, I've never got it

934
01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:05,540
Depends on what lesbian you want to be, don't you?

935
01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:07,540
No, but you can get what I'm saying and everything about saying

936
01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:10,540
You get what I'm saying, like being gay and...

937
01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:13,540
Gay and... Yeah, so...

938
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:15,540
She went and looked up basically what I'm saying

939
01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:17,540
American boy too, yeah

940
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:20,540
Is this when they're doing the construction on the house?

941
01:02:20,540 --> 01:02:22,540
Yeah, you know what I mean?

942
01:02:22,540 --> 01:02:25,540
And the women's bar, everyone wanted to see that

943
01:02:25,540 --> 01:02:27,540
Then when it was like used to do that

944
01:02:27,540 --> 01:02:32,540
Yeah, so from a heterosexual male point of view

945
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:36,540
It's better to say lesbians than to say gays

946
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:38,540
Such is air soon, you're like it

947
01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:40,540
That's what I'm saying

948
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:45,540
They were great films back in the day, weren't they?

949
01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:47,540
They don't stop making normal, do they?

950
01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:49,540
I think the Cartman, I could imagine

951
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:51,540
He's two-piece, he's f**king...

952
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:55,540
Even the logs of f**king stepbrothers and all that

953
01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:58,540
Because some of the World Barrel ones

954
01:02:58,540 --> 01:03:03,540
Get hard, f**king Kevin Hart

955
01:03:03,540 --> 01:03:07,540
The way he's putting on the black accent and that

956
01:03:07,540 --> 01:03:09,540
I mean, the best one of all

957
01:03:09,540 --> 01:03:11,540
The O.J.

958
01:03:11,540 --> 01:03:13,540
Robert Downey Jr

959
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:15,540
Tropic Bundab

960
01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:17,540
You definitely couldn't do that

961
01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:19,540
Not just him blacking out

962
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:23,540
But f**king playing the disabled lads

963
01:03:23,540 --> 01:03:25,540
F**king

964
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,540
Yeah

965
01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:29,540
Benz has played the retail

966
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,540
Benz has played that too, yeah

967
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:34,540
Yeah, you know, just all the stuff that happened in that film

968
01:03:34,540 --> 01:03:37,540
Jack's something burning, the...

969
01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:39,540
Simple Jack or something burning

970
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:42,540
You can't... well, you can do stuff like that

971
01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:44,540
It's just the backlash

972
01:03:44,540 --> 01:03:46,540
I think it's only so far that I've just continued

973
01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:48,540
Not given a f**k for eight or the years really

974
01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:51,540
Fair play to him, I haven't watched that for years now

975
01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:55,540
I think they've paused a little bit in terms of...

976
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:58,540
No, I won't go into that in Casimangra

977
01:03:58,540 --> 01:04:00,540
I saw that, I don't know if it was true

978
01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:02,540
And I saw it on Bobblin

979
01:04:02,540 --> 01:04:04,540
I was like, fake news

980
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:07,540
Well, I felt like there was a new season last year

981
01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:10,540
Because there was a game last year or the year before, mate

982
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,540
The game, the game

983
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,540
I've said this before

984
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,540
The game to...

985
01:04:16,540 --> 01:04:18,540
Roy

986
01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,540
Tell us about the game, we're all f**king...

987
01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:22,540
I've not played the game

988
01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:24,540
So the game I had

989
01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:26,540
If he was white, he was really easy

990
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:29,540
The dark-y skin got his character

991
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:32,540
It was hard, so if he was like black

992
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,540
If the game would be really hard

993
01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:36,540
If he was like...

994
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,540
I don't know, I had a good tan or mixed-race

995
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:41,540
He was like medium, but if he was like white, he was easy

996
01:04:41,540 --> 01:04:43,540
Like...

997
01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:45,540
Like...

998
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:47,540
Like...

999
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:51,540
I remember doing like this can't be right

1000
01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:54,540
And he was, literally, when he made your character

1001
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:57,540
The lighter skin is, the easier the game was

1002
01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:59,540
You know, all back

1003
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:01,540
Mad, innit?

1004
01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:03,540
Fair play to him for not giving a f**k

1005
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:05,540
That would be a good guess

1006
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,540
To create as a side-port

1007
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:10,540
On the Real Talking podcast

1008
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,540
Thank you, Eddie

1009
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:14,540
Thanks, Nobby

1010
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,540
Thanks for listening anyway

1011
01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:19,540
Keep sending in the messages and emails

1012
01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:23,540
And that, as I said, apologies for missing last week

1013
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:26,540
We didn't want to, we tried to do it Saturday night as well

1014
01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:28,540
But it just didn't work, didn't have enough time

1015
01:05:28,540 --> 01:05:31,540
Too much grafts and then all the stuff going on

1016
01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:33,540
Sunday couldn't happen, yeah

1017
01:05:33,540 --> 01:05:36,540
Just, the world weren't colliding

1018
01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:39,540
But we're back, bigger than ever

1019
01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:42,540
Harder than ever, more hornier than ever

1020
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:57,540
Keep it real, peace

1021
01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:15,540
Oh, so sly, their chemistry's electric

1022
01:06:15,540 --> 01:06:18,540
You can't deny

1023
01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:20,540
You can't deny

1024
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:38,540
You can't deny