1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove Ash and JD will make your mood improve 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:38,000 The banter that's witty and no so sly Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 8 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the real talking podcast 9 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 with your host Ash and JD 10 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Well, I just don't know why it hasn't all ended yet 11 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Can't just put in, just drop this bomb and just end it all 12 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Cause everything that I just keep seeing is just more shit after shit after shit 13 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:19,000 And we're not a political podcast, but 2TKIA is still being a knob 14 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 We're all just gonna end up completely broken 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Just leaving off scraps in the next couple of weeks for the scenes we eat 16 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Yeah, everything's going up again in October apparently 17 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Well, I had the chat with this customer earlier 18 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,000 I'll say something about him in a minute, not him but the job 19 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:46,000 So, over the last couple of weeks I've noticed the fuel come down again 20 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Which that's a big difference, so from me, next to me it's 142 a litre 21 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,000 And then as I come into Birmingham this morning, it's still around 150 a litre 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:01,000 It's a 15 minutes difference, why is there such a difference on the price? 23 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 But yeah, apparently that's gonna go up by like another 5p again 24 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 So, you've just lowered it, why are you putting it up again? There's no need 25 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Especially when Shell earns 22 billion in the last quarter or something 26 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 It's just fucking stupid 27 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,000 And then God knows what's gonna happen when this 28 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,000 It's the one that changed the road tax to pay per mile 29 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 I don't know how that would work 30 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Well, so it's not actually pay per mile 31 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 It's gonna run off your postcode, so if you live in a city 32 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 It'll be around £400 a year 33 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:35,000 But if you live out in the sticks or countryside, it'll be £600 a year 34 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Now, if it was per mile, I'd be laughing because my van's still fucking on 35 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:45,000 It's £148,600 a month 36 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Because I keep my little tally on the side of the door lock 37 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,000 So basically every £2,500, the clock resets itself 38 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:57,000 And there's 10 of them now, so I've done an extra £25,000 39 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 So yeah, I'd be laughing if it was that 40 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Because literally I'd be getting charged and I think 41 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:07,000 If you just had to send a picture or something or on your MOT, it would go up for that 42 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 This pay by morphing, I never really understood it 43 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I didn't understand how it would work 44 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Because obviously you could have someone that has like a 45 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 In that concept Rob just spoke about 46 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 You could have someone that has a big land rover 47 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Paying the same taxes one litre EcoBoost, I suppose 48 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah, yeah 49 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:30,000 And the fact that it's gonna get rolled out for electric car owners as well 50 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Fuck it, all that bullshit about getting electric by 20, 30, no benefit 51 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Yeah, because at the moment if you've got an electric vehicle, you don't have to pay road tax 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 And so now they're gonna have to pay that 53 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 It's just fucking everyone's gonna be on pushparks 54 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I wish there was a sunken place that when a politician says something, they're gonna do 55 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:53,000 And when he turns, so like I remember this Kirsten Armer said he wouldn't put up 56 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 You know, the energy bills, and now he has 57 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 He should then get like a point deduction 58 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,000 And if you get so many points deduction, you're just not a prime minister anymore 59 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Not if you've lured your way into a job 60 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Because that's technically what he's done 61 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Because if you go for a job and you know, and you lie on your CV 62 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 And then they find out, you just get sacked 63 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:17,000 So like everything he said, it's just, it's done the opposite 64 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Just gave everyone money abroad 65 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 And then, I know I spoke about this before 66 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 I would fucking love just for two, three years 67 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Just not send money abroad 68 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Just keep it in house 69 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Deal with the roads 70 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 That's why a road tax won't go to fucking shit prices 71 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Just fucking don't worry about everyone else for a change 72 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Well, I still don't know what we pay road tax for 73 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Oh mate 74 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Because the potholes are fucking worse, they're everywhere 75 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 You know, not even just potholes, cracks in the roads 76 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 So what's going on? 77 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:54,000 You know, the roadworks that happens isn't beneficial to the everyday driver 78 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Yeah 79 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:01,000 And it takes fucking too long just to fucking dig a hole and fucking fill it back in 80 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,000 And like council tax with that going on 81 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 I'm going to start asking for an invoice 82 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Like what's my council tax being used for? 83 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I want a fucking optimised invoice to clarify like why I'm paying you 84 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 I'm sure I got one of them 85 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Have you? 86 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Yeah, from Saliha 87 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 I'm sure like 5% went to the police force 88 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 And had a pure breakdown of what? 89 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:34,000 See, if I had that I'd be like yeah, saying at least I know what my council tax is going to 90 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:39,000 But like, so garden waste, not that I've got grass in my garden but I've got the hedges and that 91 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:45,000 So if I wanted to, I'd have to pay £40 extra a year for the garden waste bin 92 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Oh, the green bin, okay 93 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Well, completely to brown living 94 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Right, right 95 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,000 But yeah, I'd have to pay an extra £40 and that's this year 96 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 So next year it's probably going to be fucking £50 97 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 So I've just been putting it in the normal general waste bin 98 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 You've got to do this stuff, mate 99 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:08,000 I really think, I mean, you just get taxed now, think here, I mean 100 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I do feel sorry for, fucking hell, we've seen a ripe man yard man here 101 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I do feel sorry for like the older kids now, you know, that are going to, you know, 15 or whatever now 102 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:26,000 When they're 30 trying to buy a house, getting taxed the shit out of everything 103 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,000 But I was going to say, do you remember how life used to be though, mate? 104 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Wake up 105 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 You mean when we were in school kind of like 106 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Just when life was easy, mate, wake up, cereal, try to get the toy out of cereal boxes 107 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Is that even a thing anymore? 108 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I can't say I've seen toys in any cereal boxes 109 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I know some of the cheaper brands of cereals will still have a word search on the back of that 110 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Right, I remember, because my mum used to buy the shit cereal, you know, like fucking 111 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Buying cocoa pops like chocolate popsicles or whatever, yeah, yeah 112 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 So when we had cocoa pops and you had a prize in there, fuck now, I couldn't wait 113 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah, because you'd have to fucking shake it up side down and then that to try and get it from the cart 114 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Mum was like, don't get it out, you just get it, you just get it 115 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Yeah 116 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 And you get it, it's just a shit toy, you never use it 117 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Even the last time I saw the McDonald's toys, they were nowhere near as good as what they used to be 118 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 And Kinder Surprise as well, they used to be bad man toys 119 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Yeah, yeah 120 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Nothing now 121 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 No, they're banned in America 122 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I think we spoke about this before 123 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 You can shoot a good in America, I'd say, but you can't have a Quindabeno 124 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,000 It's fucking a bit mad actually when you think about that 125 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Yeah, randomly off subjects, but you've just said Quindabenos 126 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I had a homemade Biscoff cheesecake the other day 127 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Nice 128 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Fucking tired of him, I had to miss his piece as well the next day 129 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Yeah, but she went off to work, I think, so I'm not going to let her go to waste in the fridge 130 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Free game then, ain't it though? 131 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Well, yeah, back to what I was going to say about customer earlier 132 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I've ripped out his kitchen this morning 133 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:14,000 It's not been used for ages, it's just an old kitchen, it's fucking filthy and that 134 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 But he has lived in the house for 20 years or something 135 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 So as usual, people put stuff on the top of the wall units 136 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,000 So on the one side there was old mortgage papers and that 137 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,000 And I've took them down, put them in on the table for him and that 138 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:36,000 On the other one, general fucking shit, a couple of keys 139 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 I was like, what's this? A DVD? 140 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 So it was a fucking porno DVD 141 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,000 I had to take a picture of it 142 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 A good porn DVD 143 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 Teen idol for anyone that wants to buy 144 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh, it's a great cover by the way 145 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I should have taken a picture in the back, that was where the good pictures were 146 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I mean, can you imagine having to fight someone to buy a porn DVD in the eye and go 147 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,000 This one, but everyone knows you kinked then, so obviously you had to kink for teens 148 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Well, I mean, it was that easy to just go to the pub back in the day and someone would just 149 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 The Chinese, the Chinese lady 150 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Put the DVDs and that, you'd just get some little blue movies back then as well, wouldn't you? 151 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Well, yeah, I said to him, I got your old fucking porno from up the top of the volume 152 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 He said, oh what? 153 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 He just picked it up 154 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 He's like, oh fucking hell 155 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I was looking for this 156 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I forgot, I put that up there, obviously it's been up there for years 157 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,000 And he's opened it, there's no disc in there, is there? 158 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 And he says, fucking hell, you took it 159 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 I said, mate, yeah, it's in the toolbox, ready for later 160 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Fucking hell, I mean, apart from the PlayStation, I ain't got no DVD player anywhere 161 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Do you remember as a kid, to find a porno, I might go over to the park 162 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Yeah 163 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Fucking hell 164 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Well, obviously we used to have the pleasures of page three 165 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Nuts and Zoo 166 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 Nuts and Zoo magazine 167 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:03,000 They were quite a today, but I used to buy them fucking just 168 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Obviously for a bit of a tit-on show, you know, anyway 169 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 But the articles were fucking funny as fuck 170 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:14,000 And good sports news as well, I think some of them 171 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Some good interviews from a lot of Joe Cole and stuff 172 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 But yeah, fucking, you know, none of them good classics these days 173 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 They're all a bit fucking 174 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Well, not that I go around buying magazines 175 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:34,000 But as we spoke about recently enough, you know, the Euro Stickers album and that 176 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 None of them are the same as they used to be 177 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,000 I dread to see what the old Deirdre's are these days 178 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 I wonder if he's still in the papers as well 179 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I'm gonna have to buy one over the weekend though, just to see if Deirdre's still knocking about 180 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 So I used to think those were like, the Deirdre's 181 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I've always thought that was fake because there's no way you'd write that story and send 182 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Even though he didn't have a name, he might just have like Mark from Bolton 183 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 But like, there's no way you'd write and look and wait 184 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Wait for a response in the paper, I just couldn't say 185 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000 But it's a bit like someone sending an email into a podcast 186 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 No, no, but like, I suppose so 187 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 I suppose so, but like 188 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Please do keep sending emails and your Whatsapps to the Real Talking Hotline 189 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,000 07 470 488 096 190 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 Links always in the description 191 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I remember the one Agni Aron thing and I don't know why I remember it 192 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:35,000 I think he was so out there and I was like, that can't be true 193 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000 So it was, a gaze had started going out, I forgot 194 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 She had two kids 195 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Classic love story 196 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Yeah, and they used to love going to a nudie speech as a family, which I always thought was weird 197 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Yeah, you can't take your kids to a nudie speech 198 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:53,000 But the youngest son, well, her oldest son had a son and a girl, which I thought was weird 199 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 That you go on with this, you know 200 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,000 So when they all used to go to the nudie speech naked 201 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 The young lad had a bigger cock than him 202 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:05,000 And they always, yeah, yeah, so like, and he was like, no way 203 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 And I'm like, what is he thinking about it? Why is he writing the paper, mate? 204 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 What do you think about it? 205 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 That couldn't have been a day of daydreaming 206 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 That was a day of daydreaming, mate, in the sun 207 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 That sounds like a fucking day 208 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 But the Diaries 4 ones 209 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Yeah 210 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I remember it, I remember it, I remember thinking like, she's in the fucking paper 211 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:32,000 I wonder how they met as well though, because it's like, being a nudist is like a 212 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I suppose an old fashioned kink in a sense, but it's a lifestyle, it's a lifestyle choice 213 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000 And so, but who was already into it? 214 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Yeah, well apparently she was already into it in a thing 215 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Would you ever go to a nudist bitch? 216 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 No 217 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:53,000 See, I would, you know, because I get tan lines really bad, especially when we go abroad 218 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Well, I was going to say it's mainly because I don't like being out in the sun too much 219 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 And sun cream's not cheap these days 220 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 So I would literally be using like a whole bottle to cover my body 221 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Just to be out there for like an hour 222 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:13,000 And yeah, I mean, I've still got the fragile mind of a young teenage boy 223 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:18,000 That you say a pair of titties, you're going to start fucking a bit tweaker 224 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000 So yeah, I wouldn't want to be fucking walking around and trying to compose myself 225 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,000 That's, yeah, but also mate, the other thing, because I think, I would easily do that 226 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 But I can't piss in a urinal 227 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Yeah, you are weird, yeah 228 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:37,000 But you don't want to, you're saying that, you can't be on the nudist bitch getting a bone in it, can you? 229 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 No 230 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 You'd have to lie on your stomach mate 231 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Like Kevin and Perry 232 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Yeah, well so here's a question for you then 233 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Would you piss in the ocean? 234 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 No, no, no, no 235 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 It's already sorted out 236 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 I've never, no 237 00:13:53,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Honestly, I've only ever pissed in a toilet or in a bush 238 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Never, ever in a body of water or around water, I can't 239 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:11,000 You used to crack me up when going swimming as a kid and you'd know that other people had just been pissing 240 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Especially like someone who was weeb 241 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000 And you know that they've just said yeah, I've just had a piss or whatever 242 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 It's like, we're all in it, what are you doing? 243 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 I used to love when someone used to get called out for having skids in their pants 244 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:27,000 This is madness, because it was in my head the other day, I think it was yesterday 245 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Yeah, yesterday, because fucking, I've got home 246 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Just got in from walking a dog and just before having a shower, I've gone for a quick fucking shit, Annie 247 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 And I'm halfway through and I've heard my doorbell ring 248 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I'm sitting on the toilet naked because I'm about to get into the shower after I've had my poop 249 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 There's nothing better than a nice naked poop, is there? 250 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000 It's just fucking old natural anyway 251 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:59,000 But yeah, so I've had to have a quick fucking two-walk to make sure it's not fucking gushing all across my arse and that 252 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000 So quickly threw my t-shirt and shorts back on, run downstairs, no one there 253 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:11,000 And I'm looking because I'm thinking is it one of these fucking Jehovah's Witnesses or fucking an internet nonsense or something 254 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:17,000 So I fucking, I was pissed off, but yeah, I've gone back upstairs anyway to finish what I was doing 255 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:26,000 And it reminded me, this is part of the reason why I'm always making sure I've wiped my arse properly 256 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:32,000 So back with the first girlfriend that I had, she was sharply named 257 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,000 But messing around and you're fucking, I don't even know why, but I just fucking flashed my arse 258 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:41,000 And she was like, oh, you got shit on you, Bob? 259 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,000 And I didn't, I think she was just trying to wipe me off, and I was so paranoid 260 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I know, I went to the toilet making sure I got wiping and that 261 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,000 So that's always on my head, always wipe 262 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000 And throughout the day just have a little tactical wipe here and there 263 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Because sometimes your farts can be a little bit wet 264 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And you've got to make sure you're fucking clean all the time 265 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I do, I don't have wipe boxes 266 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Yeah, I mean, whoever wears wipe boxes or wipe roofs, if you're that kind of man, is a brave man 267 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Because if I'm wearing wipe, I don't think they're going to be wipe, mate 268 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 They're just sparkling, mate 269 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Yeah, and you always know that it doesn't matter how much you shake after having a word 270 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 There's still going to be the odd little sprinkle coming out the end 271 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 That's what I was going to say more than the back, I know the back I'm awkward 272 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 But yeah, mate, fucking hell 273 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:37,000 But yeah, we're not a political or a co-talking podcast, we're the real talking podcast 274 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,000 And now we're some real talking then, mate 275 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Fucking honest, all the prep as well 276 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:52,000 But we're going to go on to something now that some people won't think is real 277 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Now it does allude to a long time ago 278 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:02,000 One of the earlier episodes we give some of our ghost story sharing experiences and that 279 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:07,000 And so I was quite happy when I had this email the other day 280 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,000 So the email's from Alan, and I'll just read it, there's no point fucking 281 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 I've got it in the store for Tom, you know, I don't want to drag it out 282 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000 I've got a fucking hole in my sock by the way as well 283 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Another pair of socks I'm going to have to chuck 284 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 God, go back to the store, eh? 285 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,000 So yeah, Alan says, what's up guys? 286 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I know you shared ghost stories and shit before, so thought I'd drop my input 287 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:38,000 I'm a firm non-believer, but a recent experience has changed my mind 288 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 My job is at a listed building 289 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 So for anyone that doesn't know, listed building, it's an old building 290 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 A lot of historical meaning and fucking Tom and whatever 291 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,000 So essentially you can't do anything, it's an old fucking building 292 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Built sometime in the 1880s, so yeah, that's fucking 293 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:03,000 140-odd-years old-ish 294 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 So yeah, he's caught for some reason on the phone 295 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Just wanting to have a bit of a fucking mare then 296 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Anyway, co-workers had told me stories of an old woman called Violet 297 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Who will make her presence known if people stay later than 6pm 298 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000 The building has three floors, the third floor is full of trash 299 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:32,000 So essentially it's just a fucking dumping ground for old storage stuff 300 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Anyways, I was on the second floor doing a bit of paperwork when I hear a slam 301 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Like a door slamming 302 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000 This is around 6.15 and I was finishing up 303 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000 I wheel my chair back with my feet and look down the corridor 304 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000 The bathroom door is opening and slamming over and over 305 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I'm the only one in the building at this point 306 00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Made the hair stand on my neck and felt a wave of goose bumps shoot down my arms 307 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:11,000 I shout, stop, and it slams shut one last time and then stops 308 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,000 After calming down, I pack up and leave 309 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 I refuse to go up there since 310 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Whenever I need a piss, I just go to the cutster instead 311 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Trying to find a reasonable explanation for it 312 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,000 But I don't know, all the windows are always closed 313 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Mostly because the body is old and the single glazed 314 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 So I don't know what it could have been 315 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Maybe a gravitational abnormality 316 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Well it is a strange one because normally for a drafty would open 317 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,000 But it wouldn't close constantly the way it's described 318 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 It depends on what kind of door it is 319 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Because if it's a normal handle that the latch will catch as it shuts 320 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Then yeah, if the wind blew it shut, it should stay shut 321 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:04,000 But if it's one, it's got no latch, you just push it and it opens 322 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Then yeah, it physically needs to fucking open and close 323 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Because again, what you find is quite common with these old buildings 324 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:19,000 The old wooden windows, they're painted that much that you can't open them anyway 325 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,000 So yeah, if the windows are never open, most of it because of that reason 326 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Then there can't be a draft 327 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Because even if the doors open, not the main door downstairs 328 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,000 There's no route for an airflow to go that way 329 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:39,000 So yeah, I think Violet is trying to get his attention on that one there 330 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:45,000 It's a bit spooky, much of being on your own in a listed building 331 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000 And hearing all these ghost stories and then you experience something like that 332 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Yeah, well, not just fucking when you hear a story in that 333 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,000 I mean, I know a lot of the time it is your own mind just playing tricks on you 334 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000 But even though I had it the other night, Tuesday 335 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 So I'm on my own in bed watching TV 336 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 The dog was upstairs on the bed with me as well 337 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:17,000 And I could have swore that I'd heard the front door open and close 338 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Because when the missus does get home late on a Wednesday normally 339 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000 If I'm already in bed, there's the noise of the keys rattling 340 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 If she puts them down on the table 341 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Because I'm all confused, I'm thinking she's not meant to be back 342 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 What's going on? It's fucking, I don't know, it's about nine o'clock 343 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Because I leave a lot of the roller staying up until one hour's rather than all time 344 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:45,000 So I muted the TV because I had the TV on, just background noise 345 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I'm like, what's she doing home? 346 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,000 And then I heard nothing, but it sounded just like 347 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Because again, it's not like it was a loud slam of the door 348 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Because I'm on the opposite side of the house 349 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,000 But the actual noise of the keys, you know, doing the little 350 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Going onto the table, I've heard that 351 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And next door, the side of the wall that the bed is 352 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 There's no one living in there 353 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 So it couldn't have been next door 354 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Then the other side, they're not in and out 355 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000 It's an old couple, they're not in and out right at the moment 356 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,000 So yeah, it was just weird and I don't know, for fuck's sake 357 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 You know, your mind starts playing away then, don't you? 358 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 You think, oh, who's there and whatever 359 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 But I mean, if someone broke in 360 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000 I'd just fucking go down and just take the shit out of them, innit? 361 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Fucking man 362 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 But the difference though from yours and Alan's is obviously he's seen 363 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 He had the visual, he's seen it like that 364 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Yeah, yeah, he's seen the door slamming, yeah 365 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,000 As well with your one, is your mind just playing tricks on you? 366 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Did you? 367 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000 No, I've definitely heard the noises 368 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 I don't know 369 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,000 So the bathroom window's open 370 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000 So rattling the keys could have been someone else walking down the street 371 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 And the keys are cracked 372 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000 But the initial door shuts in 373 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Again, whether it was 374 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I think I've just debunked it 375 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 It was probably a fucking car over the road 376 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 He shut his car door and fucking 377 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 The keys rattling in his hand that way, then maybe 378 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Yeah, it does sound like getting over the road to be fair 379 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000 He's fucking morons 380 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 He's one of these neighbours always 381 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Well, not just, not that everyone has one of these neighbours 382 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000 But one of these people always fucking around 383 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 He's definitely a hoarder 384 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Getting shit in and out of the house 385 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Even fucking 386 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Maybe yesterday or the day before 387 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 I've seen him come back from work 388 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 I'm in the kitchen doing my dinner 389 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 So he's walked into the house 390 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Then he's come out and he's getting more bags of just 391 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 No doubt junk out of his car 392 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 What are you doing? 393 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Just hoarding it 394 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Yeah, I just don't get it 395 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 His dog's a little fucking annoying rat as well 396 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Little yampy bastards 397 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 Don't he? 398 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Shit dogs 399 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 I never see anyone walk in a dog 400 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 But I hear it all the time, always barking 401 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 I remember when I first moved in the house 402 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 I remember shouting out the window 403 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Shut the fuck up! 404 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 All day, just barking, all day 405 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Fucking 406 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Yeah, I don't believe in animal violence 407 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Or cruelty or anything 408 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 But some dogs just need a swat 409 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Fucking hell 410 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 But yeah, if anyone else has got any 411 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Ghost stories 412 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Yeah, anything spooky 413 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Doesn't have to be ghost related 414 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000 It can be an area related or anything else 415 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Just on the spectrum 416 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 A spooky experience 417 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Especially, we've got Halloween coming up soon enough 418 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000 Not only is there already Christmas decorations in shops 419 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 There is Halloween stuff as well 420 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Even earlier, while I was waiting for you to get your hair cut 421 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I've had a mooch around B&M 422 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I do need to get a new pillow 423 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Because we've got the new mattress the other week 424 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 I need a new pillow 425 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 But I never look like that weird 426 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Because I've walked in 427 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 I've gone straight out to the pillows 428 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 And I'm squeezing them all 429 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I'm like, no, too soft, too soft 430 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Memory firm, no 431 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Fucking, too soft, too soft 432 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 And even the firmest one that I had 433 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Still too soft 434 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 God 435 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 So yeah, and then I'm thinking to myself 436 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I've got to walk out with something 437 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 So I've just got some 438 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Like, there are wipes and some toilet, tablet things 439 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Yeah, that'll do 440 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 That'll do 441 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Fucking 442 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000 But I don't even know why I led on to that 443 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000 For the spooky Christmas stuff 444 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Oh, yes, I was in B&M 445 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Whole aisle full of the Christmas stuff and that already 446 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Early this year, mate 447 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 It's not even back to school yet 448 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 It's not even back 449 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000 And the fact that Halloween hasn't been yet 450 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 451 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Because that's how it should be 452 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 At least Halloween stuff 453 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 And then you can just swap it over 454 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 But like this year 455 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Shraft Christmas Easter eggs 456 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Yeah 457 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Fucking hell 458 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 You guys were actually in Lord Howell, weren't you? 459 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Well, I did 460 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Because I remember it in the Azda 461 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 I remember seeing them 462 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 It was literally before New Year's 463 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 They were getting the pallets of the Easter eggs out 464 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 And swapping the seasonal stuff 465 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Who actually buys an Easter egg in January, though? 466 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000 I didn't do it this year 467 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 But I remember last year 468 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 When you seen the little ones, like, for a pound 469 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Yeah, yeah 470 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 But that was for yourself 471 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 I mean, like, you know, as a gift 472 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah, you don't want to buy them 473 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000 You just see them in, like, two Kit Kats and Easter egg 474 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Buy 475 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 How much is that? 476 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 They're expensive 477 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000 It's just about the same 478 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 It's like seven quid, any of those 479 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Yeah, those big bastards are fucking ridiculous 480 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 And it's still cardboard 481 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 So I don't need that 482 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 But if you've got to fucking charge me seven quid 483 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 I want a bastard of chocolate 484 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 It's like, I remember a Christmas we spoke about this 485 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 You used to get a calendar 486 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 And you used to have up to Christmas Day 487 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 And then up to New Year on the calendar 488 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Do you remember them ones? 489 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Just 24 now 490 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Fuck me 491 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Just ripping us off all the time 492 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I know, sound though 493 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 In the Premier Ring that I was at last weekend 494 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 For the wedding 495 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,000 There was a big, brand new posh vending machine 496 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000 M&M branded, not the wrapper, the sweet 497 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,000 The little chocolate, not biscuits, sweet things 498 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Little chocolate balls 499 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 So, yeah, it was branded as the M&M's 500 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 And the prices didn't seem too bad 501 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000 But a vending machine, everything was basically £1.50 502 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 But I know if I would have got all them bags of M&M's 503 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Or a Mars bar or something 504 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 It would have been a reduced size ones 505 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 And they're already reduced in size anyway 506 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 So it would have been a fucking half-size pack of M&M's 507 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Or £1.50 508 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000 So, yeah, I didn't get anything anyway 509 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I took all the extra tea bags and that from off the little fucking counter though 510 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 You're getting money as well? 511 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Yeah, not the misses, not what you're doing that for 512 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Paying for it 513 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Yeah, but you know that they've got loads 514 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Exactly, this is why it doesn't matter 515 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 That I'm taking my extra handful here 516 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Because they've got boxes and boxes full 517 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 So don't worry about it 518 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 You know, sometimes these bitches just be crazy, ain't they? 519 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,000 I've got to make sure I don't stand on the dog underneath my feet 520 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Because I just adjust myself 521 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000 I didn't even know he was there, mate 522 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 He's cheating 523 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:16,000 He's fucking just enjoying the cold floor on his hot night again 524 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Making the most of it 525 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Now, yeah, that's our only ghost story that we've got 526 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000 But we will get onto our correspondent now 527 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 And I've got to get him out of the way 528 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Because we make his week 529 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Old Jamesy boy 530 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 And I think you, mate 531 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000 If he didn't email, if one week he didn't email 532 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 You'd miss him, mate 533 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:48,000 I mean, with comments like this, I don't think I'd fucking miss him 534 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:54,000 So James says, I don't need to say how short you know it's a bade 535 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Your salty tears will say it all 536 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,000 No, I don't need to fucking moan about it or anything 537 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,000 You know, you know, they're just doing the same old, you know, stuff 538 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 The way it has been for years and years, no? 539 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,000 So I ain't bothered, we're not going to talk about it 540 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I am looking forward to Sunday though 541 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:19,000 Looking forward to, because I do think Liverpool have beat you, you know what I'm saying? 542 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Oh, we've had this Sunday then? 543 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 After looking at that 544 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 So yeah, you get... 545 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Somewhere, someone's getting an email there 546 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Oh, yeah, he knows it's coming, he'd be a wee bit weird 547 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Oh, fuck it 548 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 I'll be straight on it 549 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Obviously that's the embarrassing Liverpool defeat you know I said on the FA Cup game 550 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000 But yeah, I'm just looking forward to the game in general 551 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Because hopefully, you know, the two bald Dutch managers have a little bit of a fucking, you know, a battle on the pitch 552 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 You know, it's what we're all waiting for really 553 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000 Yeah 554 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 So yeah, hopefully it's a good game 555 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:00,000 I'm expecting a loss but I just want to see fucking a good game 556 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Yeah 557 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Especially since it's the first, what I've seen of the picture so far, the first proper Super Sunday 558 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 What, there was Chelsea-Mansila? 559 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 But it was just Man City though, weren't it? 560 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Well, Man City, well, Chelsea are going to win the league 561 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Just letting you know, I've said it 562 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Well, they did have a good result last Sunday 563 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Honestly, am I going to go too much about it? 564 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Or more? 565 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 No 566 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Just, that's all I'm saying 567 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I'm just saying Chelsea-Pied, Man City, that was the first Super Sunday 568 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000 And so yeah, the first proper Super Sunday this weekend 569 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 I'm looking forward to it 570 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000 I love that 571 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Now, on to one of our features, but still along the same lines, we've got Lee, we've used message 572 00:30:48,000 --> 00:31:02,000 What's with the AI button for the cup draws? We know it's just some French prick giving the teams really 573 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:08,000 So, I didn't notice some AI thing at first 574 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Because have you seen any of the Champions League draw or not? 575 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,000 I've seen, yes, no, nobody's on a bat in terms of, because it's not groups of four anymore 576 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:24,000 It's you play everyone, four games at home, four games away, but you don't play the same team twice now 577 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Yeah, so it's not a normal group system to how we know it 578 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Yeah, so this is obviously because of Super League, they're trying to get better games earlier on 579 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:37,000 That's what I thought it was from, but yeah, no, I agree with what he's saying 580 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Look, it was AI generated apparently 581 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Allegedly, yeah 582 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Which, yeah, it is questionable, but... 583 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:56,000 It's just a new way for them to rig it, instead of heating up the balls with the different numbers 584 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:02,000 They're just doing it with some other chap sitting there to fling it up on the computer screen instead 585 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 I had nothing wrong with the old system 586 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:11,000 In terms of four teams, you play each other twice, you qualify at top 587 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:19,000 So I would have just not had third position to go into Europe League 588 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000 When you're out, you're out, there's no lifeline 589 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,000 And also I would get rid of the putts, so putt one, putt two 590 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:33,000 So you could potentially have a Brom in your ground with Drea, PSG and Liverpool in one group 591 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,000 And say group of death and actual group of death 592 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:47,000 And then I would get rid of the putt group in terms of putt one, you've got Ramadjid, Barcelona, Inter Milan, I think 593 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Anyway, I would just free ball it 594 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000 So it's all level playing build 595 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000 Pretty much so, yeah 596 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I've not properly looked into it, but I'm sure that it's still like a table 597 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 But the top 16 automatically go through 598 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 And then the next... 599 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,000 There's more teams now, there's probably six now, isn't there? 600 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Yeah, I think it's from 17 to 24 have to do another knockout game or something then as well 601 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:26,000 So when it goes to the normal knockout stage, they've got that with the first 16 602 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:33,000 And then the next eight teams below them, they have to do an additional knockout game 603 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 I think that's how it is 604 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Yeah, it's a bit confusing at first 605 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:44,000 I think once we see the game start properly playing, because I've not seen anyone actually sit there and explain it out 606 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 I mean the players love that extra appearance, you'd think 607 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Would you reckon they'd highly expect another game, one or two games at least? 608 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Yeah, I think it doesn't really matter to the players because most of them don't really have appearance fees 609 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 It's just set wages, isn't it? 610 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Yeah, but no, school bonus, an extra four grand 611 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Yeah, when it comes to goal bonuses and stuff, yeah 612 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Clean sheet bonus, there you go, nice watch from me 613 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Yeah, but I mean most of them, they're already getting fucking enough money 614 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:21,000 And I don't know, with the way that you know, I'll probably be fucking injured already anyway, so it don't matter 615 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,000 I know the Europa League draw happened earlier 616 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Is that the same format as the Champions League? 617 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000 I'm sure it is, but I've not contacted it 618 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Because you don't get knocked out, you don't go into the Europa League now, do you? 619 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 No 620 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,000 No, so I'm glad they got rid of that, I always thought that was a shit idea 621 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 It's annoying because it's another lifeline 622 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000 You've lost that competition and you've got a chance to win another one 623 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Yeah, you've got a five-four already 624 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Yeah, just leave it out 625 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:55,000 But yeah, I've not looked at the fixtures properly yet, so I don't know the full team selection 626 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,000 I think there was Rangers and is it Fernibachi? 627 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Yeah, Fernibachi, yeah 628 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:08,000 I think the play against them too, you know, once you've bought, I don't know 629 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:16,000 So later on, when I'm actually back home and sitting there with a nice cold beverage of the alcoholic persuasion 630 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Then I'll have a little look through and see what the sketches are with those 631 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 For a while, yeah 632 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Yeah, thanks for your message 633 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:34,000 I do get what you're saying, Lee, you know, it doesn't matter whether it's hot balls or fucking popping up on the screen 634 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 It's all fucking fixed 635 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:41,000 But they're going to keep doing it anyway because they want to generate the most money in the cost 636 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:48,000 That's why they wanted the Super League and stuff so they could do that and then continue getting more money 637 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000 The Super League was a fucking stupid idea though 638 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Hopefully this Champions League format does work out or all, we will see 639 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Now we'll go on to Noah's message 640 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:13,000 When you download a game on the Xbox or whatever and when you go to play, there's another update 641 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Why isn't it included in the fucking download? 642 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 That is a great question actually 643 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Mate, that is a great question, why isn't it? 644 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 I don't know, I mean, not often I'll download a game 645 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000 So I still prefer to buy the actual physical copy 646 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:34,000 I'm the same with that, but I always think the digital platform always costs a bit more as well 647 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Yeah, because a lot of the time you can buy it from a store, it will be cheaper 648 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:45,000 But you'll still get it where you'll put the brand new disc in and there's an update 649 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Because whatever, however your console is at the moment, needs the update to be able to play the game 650 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Yeah, but definitely if you're downloading a game, the update should be with it 651 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:05,000 It is, I mean if I was gaming, I remember my internet used to be that bad when I moved back into my mom's 652 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Because I was in the garage, that was quick for me to get my Xbox, unplug it, take it around to one of our mates 653 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000 And let him do it, and boy, it needed to be done otherwise, he took a whole can of heroin 654 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000 It's terrible, isn't it? 655 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Yeah, I fucking had a struggle, but yeah, that is frustrating 656 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000 And it would bother me if I was installing games and every time after doing an update 657 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 So yeah, Noah, feel you on that one 658 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Yeah, yeah 659 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 That is fucking annoying actually 660 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000 I know 661 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,000 Just in life, why make me wait longer? 662 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Yeah, I've already waited, don't make me wait again 663 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Yeah, almost on par with when you don't get all your items on you when you order a takeaway and then you've got to wait for them to be delivered 664 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000 We did have that on one of them a while ago, but yeah 665 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Mate, it happened to us last night, ordered a McDonald's, obviously I didn't have 666 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Diets going wild then 667 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Yeah, yeah, really wild, I eat one a while now 668 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Now we got cups to, our parents are allowed to move out, so I've got to wait for the takeaway 669 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Yeah, too late to cook 670 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:17,000 So yeah, McDonald's, I don't know if this is what everyone does, but it's what I think most people do, you have a meal and a cheeseburger 671 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Yeah 672 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000 It's normal 673 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Or depending on what mood you're in, chicken mayo sometimes 674 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Yes, so 675 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 A couple of cheeky nuggets 676 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Big Mac meal and a mayo chicken, literally 677 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:34,000 I like to do that, if I'm getting a beef burger of sorts, so either a Big Mac or a quarter pounder, I'll get the chicken mayo 678 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 And then if you was having a chicken burger 679 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Get the cheeseburger 680 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Right, either exactly the same, or sometimes if I'm having a beef burger, I'll get the cheeky nuggets 681 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Yeah 682 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Right 683 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Order proteins 684 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:51,000 So, comes no mayo chickens, I was like, fuck mate, how'd you get both? 685 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Was it on the receipt as well? 686 00:38:52,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Yeah, on the receipt, two there, fuck, and then they send them, like you contact Uber to send you money back, but still not the point, you just fucking ordered them 687 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 I wanted them 688 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:07,000 And now look, I had it, and I don't feel full because I know I should have had a fucking mayo chicken 689 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Yeah, just life, fuck me 690 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I should have had that for you, shouldn't I? 691 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 McDonald's 692 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,000 When you order food and you don't get your full fucking full order 693 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Full order 694 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Literally, and I'll tell you what, yeah, I said to Kurt, I feel like McDonald's, or they do it on purpose, because they know you're not going to complain, and Uber pays them the money 695 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Yeah, especially when it's through Uber, because it's easier for them to get away 696 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 And Uber just pay the money back 697 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:54,000 I come last time, I ordered a McDonald's from Uber, and it's all been there, as I said, one time we ordered one, and it didn't have the beef on the palate 698 00:39:54,000 --> 00:40:01,000 So it was literally just, I know it, literally, with a bit of salad, there was nothing on there 699 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000 It's just no need 700 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Fucking hell, yeah 701 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 See, I ring up the restaurant, know what I do 702 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Yeah, but they say, come down and collect the food and stuff 703 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Nah, I've made them fucking drop it off 704 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:18,000 I rang up, the first time it happened, I was fucking screaming, I called them up 705 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 I was like, come down, we're doing this 706 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000 By the time I've come down, my food's going to be cold 707 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Or I just come down, we'll redo your whole thing, so I had to go down 708 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,000 And the guy had me the full, done a real full one of everything 709 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:38,000 But yeah, it's just not the point if I wanted to go down and get it, I'd fucking just drive down and get it in the first place 710 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Yeah, I did it the once, it was only something trivial 711 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000 You know, fucking, I don't know, a fortune of fucking chicken nuggets or something 712 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,000 I think it was from a burger place or something, but I didn't want to go through the app 713 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Because I don't want the fucking messing around with that 714 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:59,000 So I got the number, I rang them up, I was like, yeah, I've just had fucking, whoever I'd ordered through 715 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 And I'm missing stuff 716 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000 And they're like, oh, can you just save it as a note? 717 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000 And then, we'll give you extra next time you order 718 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000 I was like, well, this is the first I'm ordering from you, I don't know if I'm going to order from you again 719 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 And it's not looking locally at the moment 720 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 So they were like, all right, well, can you come and just pick up what it is? 721 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:24,000 I was like, no, I've had a couple of drinks, I'm not driving, and I want the stuff that I've ordered 722 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:30,000 So to be fair, the woman, she must have just thought, I can't be after this shit 723 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,000 She was like, all right, I'll get the driver to come back and I'll throw in something extra for you 724 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,000 I was like, all right, you don't need to, I just want what I've asked for originally 725 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000 And I remember it as well because the extra, it was two chocolate fudge cake things 726 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Oh, nice 727 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 And I was fucking happy days, especially 728 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 Did you go back? 729 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,000 I can't remember where it was from, so I'll probably have it, I probably haven't 730 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 I know I left the review after that though 731 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000 You know, saying missed item, bought rectified after days, whatever 732 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000 And that's what you need, you know, just fucking, just sort it out, Ernie 733 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Stop being lazy fuckers as well, make sure, read the receipt, put it in, fucking do your job 734 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Shit heads 735 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Wasn't even about that, but that's my bad, that is 736 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000 And then we do have another one from Laura 737 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Oh, I'm sorry 738 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Why do people turn the TV on and just leave the room, turn it off? 739 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000 I don't see what the problem is with this, to be fair 740 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:41,000 No, I, see I'm different, I have the TV off if no one's watching it 741 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:45,000 And if someone talks to me while the TV's on, I have to pause it 742 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,000 I have to pause it as well, when I'm trying to watch something and the missus is not talking 743 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Just pause, have a 10, 15 minute conversation 744 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000 I don't want to be talking about that, but I know what you're saying, yeah 745 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000 But no, it's annoying, I'll put this on because I want to watch you, don't talk to me 746 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I don't need a full conversation, and when they're asking questions about it, I'm watching the same as you 747 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 I've watched exactly what you've watched 748 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Yeah, I don't know anymore, first time we're watching it together, I don't know 749 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,000 I haven't rang up the director and asked questions, let's just watch and see 750 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Yeah, let's find out together 751 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Yeah, just zip it 752 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000 But otherwise, I'll leave the TV on all day, for the dog 753 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Yeah, but would you put it on for the sake of putting it out and just walk out the room? 754 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 No, because it's always on 755 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000 Right 756 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,000 So, yeah, literally it's always on 757 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,000 So even if I, when I get back, if I'm not watching the TV, it just stays on 758 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Because it's just, you know, the dog will watch TV sometimes, don't it? 759 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 He likes a bit of fucking Holmes Under the Hammer and stuff 760 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Right, he likes a bit of D on doublet, is that the one he's on, isn't it? Holmes Under the Hammer 761 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000 I don't know, to be honest, I know he's on one lot of that 762 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Again, I don't even know if he likes it, it's just the first one that comes 763 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,000 He has to watch it though, he can't tell, he hasn't got a positive 764 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000 To be fair, I do tend to leave the TV on for him or something 765 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Just because it's got cartoons, got blueberries on it and stuff 766 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Yeah 767 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 The dog's a little bit, apparently 768 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000 But yeah, it's always on 769 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000 No, I actually get why she's coming though with this 770 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000 Because I have the TV on if no one's in there, I just have to turn it off 771 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Yeah, if no one's in there, fair enough, no one's in there, even the dog's not in there 772 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,000 But you used to put Pokemon on for the dog as well, don't you? 773 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Yeah, so when we used to go out, just suncombed for it 774 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,000 And obviously, I have TVs, which I'm sure Mark's done doing that after a bit 775 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000 He can't change that sound 776 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Yeah, I'll just turn it off after a few episodes if you're not watching it 777 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Yeah, but I don't know, I ain't bothered 778 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:55,000 If I'm doing something on the laptop or on my phone or whatever 779 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000 I'll mute it so I'm not getting distracted 780 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Yeah, it's just always on, I'll just never turn it on 781 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,000 But yeah, if there's no reason for it to stay on 782 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:14,000 You just turn it on, no one else is in the room to fucking benefit from it being on 783 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000 But yeah, it's annoying 784 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000 But to be fair, just turn it off yourself 785 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:24,000 If you're in that room, Laura, when someone's just coming in, switches the TV on 786 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 And they're fucked up into the kitchen or something 787 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 You don't want it on, just turn it off 788 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000 I don't see why that's quite an issue, to be honest 789 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:38,000 I don't mean to slag off all the lovely correspondents that do messaging to us 790 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 It should only just be James 791 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:45,000 But just turn it off, if you're not happy, just turn it off 792 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Are you even paying attention anyway? 793 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Are you sitting there scrolling through Shittuck or anything? 794 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000 I don't see why it's annoying 795 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:02,000 But yeah, unfortunately, Laura, that has done you already 796 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 And there, perfect 797 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Now, before moving on to Ashley's new favourite part of the podcast 798 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,000 We might end up missing two weeks of episodes 799 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Because next week I'm working in Germany 800 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 So I need to... 801 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Well, I will do a couple of shows over there 802 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Not on anyone's chest, unless I get paid for it 803 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000 But I'm working next week in Germany 804 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:42,000 So unless we do find time to do it during the week 805 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000 There will be an episode missing next week 806 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,000 And then the following week I'm on my Mehali Bobbs for the weekend as well 807 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000 So again, unless we find time during the week 808 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Which that will be a struggle, because I'll come back on the Tuesday 809 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000 And then Grafton shit 810 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 And then away on the Broadway 811 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000 I think it's essentially going to be to... 812 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Might be whatnot 813 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Yeah, at some point there's going to be a week missed 814 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000 I think that second week it's probably not looking like it 815 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 But we can try to get one out next week as such 816 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Yeah, the only problem with next week and a week after 817 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Is because it's your haircut week again 818 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Well, I've got... 819 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000 I've not worked that week 820 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000 What, on the...? 821 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 The second week 822 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000 So I'm... 823 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000 I've got to get the calendar up now because I'm forgetting fucking dates 824 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000 So, from a day to 13th 825 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 Spooky for some 826 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Is that when you're away? 827 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Well, not at work, is that what you're saying? 828 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Yeah, so it's week commencing the 16th Monday, I've got off 829 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 So what about the Friday though? 830 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000 The Friday before 831 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000 The Friday before 832 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Because the 6th, I'm going to Germany 833 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000 This is probably a full conversation we should have had up here 834 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000 So, next Friday is the 6th 835 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000 That's when I'm flying off in the morning to Germany for work 836 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Or Grafton 837 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000 And then the following Friday, which is the 13th 838 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 The 13th, yeah, I'm good 839 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Well, obviously 840 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Yeah, well, because if you're going for your haircut 841 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000 At your normal time 842 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000 If it wasn't haircut week, I could have come here as soon as you finished work 843 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000 And then we could have recorded 844 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Because where I'm going, it's only like an hour and a half away 845 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Right, right, OK, OK 846 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Right, yeah 847 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,000 These kind of plans we'll do off air 848 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Potentially, we're just letting everyone know that potentially we could go two weeks or such without an episode going on 849 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 So don't be worried, we're not going anywhere 850 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000 It's just that they'll break if such 851 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000 And to be fair, mate, I was thinking about this when you said it earlier 852 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000 I mean, considering how long we've been doing this podcast now 853 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 18 months 854 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Roughly, yeah 855 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 We've only missed about five or six weeks 856 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Episodes if you used to do them weekly, if you really think about it 857 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Has it though? Because there was one episode early days where the audio just fucking didn't work 858 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 And I couldn't save you 859 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000 So without an audio or, you know, something out of hand 860 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000 Even when obviously I'd go, but you'd done the ones on your own 861 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,000 And then the Christmas, I remember doing the Christmas, we used to do the backup ones, remember? 862 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 Yeah, yeah 863 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:33,000 So really every week, I'd say now besides five or six weeks 864 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000 I mean, what episode number are we on? 865 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Late 70s now, I think 866 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000 I think last week's, I think this one's 76 867 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 I think 868 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:47,000 So that goes to show, I mean, obviously, so yeah, we've probably only missed about five weeks 869 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,000 It has been rather consistent for, you know, the bromianth and deck 870 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 We've done all right 871 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,000 No one says that 872 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,000 But yeah, so just for the listeners, yeah, so, you know, potentially two weeks off 873 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000 So don't worry, we're not going anywhere 874 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:10,000 If we can't find time to do another episode for next week or the week after 875 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:14,000 I'll try and get a little driving with JD, bash that or something 876 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Yeah, let me just double check the week I've got off 877 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Because in my head, I had, not next week, the week 878 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Yeah, in my head, I've been talking to myself 879 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,000 I've only got a week left, like Monday, a week, then I've got a week off 880 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,000 So if you've got the week of the 9th to the 13th, then it's sound 881 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000 I can come round in the morning and we can get it smashed out 882 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000 I'll have to double check with Carla because I can't remember what week I've booked off 883 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000 She remembers 884 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000 I'm pretty sure it might be the week when it's in the 16th, sorry 885 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000 So yeah, we'll leave it for that 886 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,000 But we will just let everyone know that potentially a few weeks 887 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,000 After you've finished listening to this, just keep an eye out, you know 888 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Because we'll either be there or we won't 889 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 But we'll be back at some point 890 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Please keep sending all your correspondence now 891 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Yeah, yeah, definitely don't let it dry off 892 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,000 We expect to come back with even more 893 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 We want a whole episode 894 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,000 I know they'll all be dying to find out what I got up to in Frankfurt 895 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:20,000 And away on holiday, they all want to know every little detail of our lives 896 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,000 Have I seen anyone else that I know that leaves by me or something 897 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,000 You know, bumped into any random celebrities in Germany or something 898 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Which I will, I'll give those stories 899 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:39,000 But we do still want to have a full-chaka correspondence list to run through 900 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Or just fucking go away with as we always do on the tangents 901 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:50,000 But back to it anyway, back to the confessions 902 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000 Now, we've got two this week 903 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 We have got two, mate 904 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,000 The first one, which Ash is going to read them out 905 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Barbara is actually going to read out 906 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Now, debatable for me, you can all be the judges for it at home 907 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 But this is more asking for advice 908 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 They've sent it in, I won't say any names 909 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 I know I didn't send you the names anyway 910 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000 No, I was just saying, make sure you don't say any names 911 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000 I do remember Geoff sending this one out 912 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 My name's Geoff 913 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Have you seen that, obviously, Jan in Tatum doing Gambit in Port-au-Morverie 914 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000 So there's the bit where he's like, my name is remember, remember, remember 915 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000 There's someone that's done it and as he turns around, my name's Geoff 916 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Fucking quality, I love TikTok, shit like that 917 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,000 So yeah, it's more like advice for me 918 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 Put the tunes on, kids 919 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:51,000 I've got it as a confession, so, Bob Rash, away you go 920 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Welcome 921 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000 So this confession goes 922 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:02,000 My friend got upset because I didn't want to hook up with her due to her size 923 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 Am I wrong here? 924 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000 So I have this friend who I've known for a few years 925 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,000 We're not super close, but we enjoy hanging out now and then 926 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,000 Nothing to be, just a way to pass the time and not feel alone 927 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 And I know she feels the same way 928 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,000 Recently she asked if I wanted to hook up and I turned her down 929 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000 When she asked why, I was upfront with her 930 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000 The truth is, she's very overweight 931 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Oh yeah 932 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:36,000 But almost to the point of being obese, she's a great person 933 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Great personality 934 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:42,000 She's a great person and I care about her 935 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,000 But I just don't feel that kind of physical attraction towards her 936 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,000 I tried to let her down gently, but she didn't take it well 937 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000 She's been making these passive aggressive comments ever since 938 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Like, if I say I don't have any plans, she'll respond with something like 939 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Well, you would if I wasn't too fat for you 940 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Now she's pushing me to apologise 941 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,000 But I feel like I shouldn't have to apologise for being honest 942 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Am I wrong for how I handled this? 943 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Right, my child 944 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,000 I'm going to pass you over to Father Jamie on this one 945 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Because I'd love to hear his thoughts on this matter under the church 946 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Well, my child, I do feel that you have done the right thing 947 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:40,000 In being honest and saying she's a fatty fat fat 948 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,000 To be fair though, she kind of took it on the chin in the first bit 949 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,000 Where she says, well you would have plans if I wasn't too fat 950 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:55,000 But it seems like now she's taken a bit of a wrong turn 951 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 With asking you to apologise 952 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000 Now don't think that you're in the wrong 953 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000 You've done the right thing, you've been honest 954 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000 And you didn't want to break the poor girl's fat heart 955 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Which is already under pressure with all those extra calories 956 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,000 So just stick to your guns 957 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000 Don't feel peer pressured into giving her the dick 958 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 His conscience is clean mate 959 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 It's definitely clean 960 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000 If anything, you should give her some Hail Marys 961 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000 She needs Hail Marys 962 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000 And salads 963 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 And some holy water 964 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000 And less calories 965 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000 Yes 966 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000 More exercise 967 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000 No, I'm not body shaming her 968 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 But if she wants you, she's got to slim up 969 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 And that's all it is 970 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,000 Make sure she knows that she's too fat 971 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 Jeff knows his worth 972 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 He doesn't want to go for a fat girl 973 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:55,000 And he put, he said it, he was being honest 974 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000 She's pushing, you know 975 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000 He handled it well 976 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,000 Now she's saying, she still wants a bit of 977 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 But you would if it wasn't too fat for you 978 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 So it's still there for Jeff 979 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000 Yeah 980 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000 If he wanted it to, but Jeff, be strong 981 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000 And a bit of rear divorce won't have as well 982 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,000 I'm trying not to crack him so bad 983 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Go on Jack 984 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Make sure you don't go out and get steaming together 985 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000 Because things happen when you get steaming drunk 986 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 I would say we've all been there, but Ashley hasn't 987 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 It's just me 988 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 So yeah, don't get black out drunk 989 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 Because she'll take advantage 990 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Now, are you talking through experience here? 991 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000 Yeah 992 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Oh, yeah 993 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:46,000 Back in my unruly days, my unholy days 994 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Of being a top shagger 995 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Before the church 996 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Before the misses 997 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000 No 998 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Number two in the queue please 999 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000 You may enter the confession booth 1000 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 Right 1001 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 I'm a 23 1002 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 Right, we're ready to go 1003 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 The second confession goes 1004 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 I'm a 23 year old guy 1005 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Who's by no means bad looking 1006 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 And unusually do pretty well 1007 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Oh sorry, let me just say that again 1008 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Take it from the top 1009 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000 Yeah, the dark 1010 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Right, sorry 1011 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 I'm a 23 year old guy 1012 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 Who is by no means bad looking 1013 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 And unusually do pretty well 1014 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 With girls around my age 1015 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000 But I've always had a strong attraction to older women 1016 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000 It's basically a fetish at this point 1017 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 As a younger guy 1018 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Though it's been tough trying to connect with older women 1019 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000 And dating apps or even in bars and clubs 1020 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,000 The age gap always seems to be a deal breaker 1021 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 And I haven't had much success 1022 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000 A couple of years ago I decided to go with Forry 1023 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000 And booked an older escort 1024 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000 Hmm, experience 1025 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000 To find experience 1026 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:05,000 What I've been fantasizing about for so long 1027 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 She was 50 1028 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000 And it was incredible 1029 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Since then I've seen around a dozen different escorts 1030 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000 All 40 and older 1031 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,000 It's a secret I've kept to myself 1032 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 And it's probably soon I'll take to the grave 1033 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000 But if I'm honest 1034 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000 I don't see myself stopping any time soon 1035 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Hmm 1036 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Right, Jay, you need to go on this one 1037 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000 Because I'm not... 1038 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000 This is... 1039 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 No 1040 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000 Again, this is not a scene 1041 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Apart from unmarital sex 1042 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Yeah, and pain 1043 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 Yeah, but carry on 1044 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000 But I feel there's nothing to be ashamed of 1045 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,000 You know, some people have their own preferences 1046 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000 And he's of the older lady's persuasion 1047 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000 The mature 1048 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 More experience 1049 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000 And that's just what floats his boat 1050 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000 And gets his cock hard 1051 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Now, unfortunately 1052 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000 He's not finding a good deep connection 1053 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Between anyone his own age 1054 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,000 So I'm sure when he is 1055 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 40 and above 1056 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Like the ladies he likes to pay for 1057 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Then he'll be in his element 1058 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 But is he gonna get worse? 1059 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 Is where my question is 1060 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 When he's in his 40s 1061 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000 So in another 17 years time 1062 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Is he gonna be into 1063 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000 The even older ladies 1064 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Who's 70 plus? 1065 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 You know, this is something that he needs to 1066 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000 Have a sit down with himself and talk about 1067 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Is he gonna be comfortable 1068 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 When he is in his 40s 1069 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000 To sleep with ladies of his same age 1070 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 On lock at the moment in his 20s? 1071 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 No 1072 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,000 As a good looking male 1073 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Well, he's not bad looking he says 1074 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000 Allegedly 1075 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000 So he's seen around a dozen 1076 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000 Different escorts or four 1077 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 So that's 12 for anyone that doesn't know 1078 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000 So for my thing 1079 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Or a bakers dozen 13 1080 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Right 1081 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,000 Education 1082 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000 So my thing is though 1083 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000 If he was looking going out 1084 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,000 He'd probably spend a lot more money 1085 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 Going to bars 1086 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Going on dates 1087 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000 We've spoke about it before 1088 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 It's an expensive game 1089 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 So in terms of financial 1090 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 I can see why he's doing it 1091 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 Because he said here that it is a fetish 1092 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 At this point so 1093 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 It's his kink 1094 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000 It's what he 1095 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000 I don't see how it's a fetish though 1096 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000 To be honest 1097 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 No, he must just 1098 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000 I just 1099 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000 I just think this guy's bornhub 1100 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Is just mature fucking cougar 1101 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Milk 1102 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000 Guilf 1103 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Granny 1104 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000 Yeah because fucking 1105 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 You can be 36 and a grandmother these days 1106 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,000 Right 1107 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000 I mean you could have been years ago as well 1108 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000 But you know 1109 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Yeah 1110 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000 So milk is 1111 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000 You know there's fucking 1112 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000 19, 20 year olds with kids in it 1113 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000 So you know where do you draw the line 1114 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000 At milk and guilf 1115 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000 Is what my point is 1116 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000 Also like 1117 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 How does this break down 1118 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Like this is off topic here 1119 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Not so much 1120 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000 But I'm not speaking as 1121 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000 Yeah yeah 1122 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,000 So I'm not speaking as a father here 1123 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Underneath the church 1124 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:32,000 How does that process go about like 1125 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 So once you've 1126 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000 So he said here 1127 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000 I decided to go for him 1128 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Because I think it's a fun experience 1129 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 To find out what I've been fantasizing about 1130 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Obviously there's all the apps for it 1131 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000 So obviously 1132 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000 When you meet them 1133 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Like 1134 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000 What goes on 1135 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,000 Like do you have to break down 1136 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,000 What you can and can't do 1137 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000 I mean 1138 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000 What you want 1139 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000 I don't know 1140 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 I don't know if they've got a rulebook or anything 1141 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 It's something that I've 1142 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000 You know when he said like obviously 1143 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 Yeah no 1144 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000 As I was reading it 1145 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000 I was just like 1146 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000 You would have to say that for a special episode 1147 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000 Book a book one 1148 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Ashton J.D. booking his courts 1149 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Do you do news 1150 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:15,000 So what do you reckon 1151 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000 He should do 1152 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 As a father Joe 1153 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000 As I was saying man 1154 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000 You just have a sit down 1155 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000 And have a good think 1156 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 Hard look at yourself in the mirror 1157 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 And is it something that you think 1158 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 You'll be able to get over in the long run 1159 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,000 And 1160 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000 Yeah I mean if you're not bothered about having kids and stuff 1161 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000 There's no reason why you can't settle down with an older lady 1162 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000 I'm sure there's dating apps for that to find 1163 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000 A more mature person 1164 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000 I don't think they're real though 1165 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,000 Sometimes when you jump on porn channels 1166 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000 It's like me older ladies in your area 1167 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000 Have you seen those ads 1168 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000 You ever seen those 1169 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Seen them 1170 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,000 I saw them about three hours ago 1171 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,000 I used to do them 1172 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000 Yeah 1173 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000 Well like 1174 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000 Yeah so 1175 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 No I mean 1176 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,000 Thank you for your confession though 1177 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000 I mean I'd love 1178 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000 I'd love to hear more though about this 1179 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Just because it just 1180 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 You know as you said he's young guy as well 1181 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 23 1182 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000 Blasting a 50 year old 1183 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Living the dream 1184 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000 Living the dream 1185 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Well he's Spanish as well 1186 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 Yeah 1187 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000 I don't think 1188 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000 I'd went that old 1189 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000 But I've 1190 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,000 There was a couple older ladies back in the day 1191 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000 I mean it was just 1192 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Just easy back in fucking flares 1193 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Which was the original pop world 1194 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000 It was always the older ladies 1195 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Do that mate 1196 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000 I was going to say his name then 1197 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Fucking hell 1198 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Do that 1199 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 Go to fucking pop world 1200 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000 There's all the older ladies there 1201 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000 I was going to say 1202 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 Look I don't know if he's from New York or whatever 1203 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 But if you are I would definitely hit pop world up 1204 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000 And literally just chat to 1205 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000 Just 1206 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 About everyone in there is like over 35 1207 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000 But maybe 1208 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Just make sure you look at the left hand 1209 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000 Their left hand 1210 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 Because if there's a wedding ring 1211 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000 Don't do it 1212 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000 You know don't be that guy 1213 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 That goes for a married woman 1214 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000 But yeah it was the older ladies used to 1215 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000 Mark a bit of attention 1216 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 I'm assuming they still do 1217 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 But yeah just go over 1218 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Give the old fucking charm 1219 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000 Look we just said 1220 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 So go out to pop world with your mates 1221 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,000 A few beers 1222 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000 I don't think he's doing it with mates though is he 1223 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000 Just on the pride on his own 1224 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000 Yeah 1225 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,000 In pop world 1226 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000 North hunting 1227 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Gilthampton as well 1228 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,000 Gil 1229 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000 Doobie 1230 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,000 Yeah 1231 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,000 And you know you're not going to 1232 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000 Well I don't know what the prices are 1233 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,000 For the older escorts to be fair 1234 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,000 And I would say I'd check 1235 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000 But I don't want to check mate 1236 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000 Because obviously can you imagine like 1237 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000 Audience is out 1238 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,000 It's on your phone 1239 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,000 Yeah and it's a 1240 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,000 We look at escorts 1241 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000 You won't believe it 1242 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000 But with an email 1243 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Look mate 1244 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 It's research 1245 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Well you know you miss his listens to this anyway 1246 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 So she'll know 1247 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000 You know what 1248 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000 She says she doesn't 1249 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000 But normally she's in the room 1250 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000 And listens to it anyway 1251 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000 But she's in the room 1252 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,000 But I think sometimes she does 1253 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,000 She doesn't say that she listens to it 1254 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000 But I think she just listens to it 1255 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 Well if you're listening now 1256 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000 Thanks for listening 1257 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 Yeah it's research 1258 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Shout out to your nan as well 1259 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 If she's still listening 1260 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 She did she 1261 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 Last time I heard she was still listening 1262 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000 Fair play 1263 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,000 So now people will always love it 1264 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Well let's see 1265 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000 I nearly went to say it now 1266 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000 Let's see if we can 1267 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000 Do a little matchmaking there 1268 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,000 See if she's got any friends for him 1269 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:36,000 I don't know how old he likes to go 1270 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:40,000 I think if he's going for 40 or above 1271 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 It's not going to bother him too much 1272 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:48,000 I don't know how old Kai's nan is to be honest 1273 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 Late 50s early 60s 1274 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 Nan looks 60 high 1275 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000 Fair play 1276 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000 I bet he's getting him going aren't he 1277 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,000 Oh he's hard 1278 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Hard as fuck 1279 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:01,000 Nan everyone has kinks mate 1280 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000 You know and at least he's getting it out 1281 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Look that's the thing 1282 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,000 I feel like at least he's getting out of his system 1283 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,000 Yeah yeah 1284 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 But then look if he gets a girl his old age 1285 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000 And then goes 1286 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,000 You know when you have that question 1287 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,000 When you speak about people 1288 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,000 You've been with blasted fucking prostitutes 1289 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000 That's going to be 1290 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000 So you'll have to keep that require 1291 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000 I don't know 1292 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000 The women really ask that question these days 1293 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000 Cause my miss never asked me that 1294 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000 And it's a good job 1295 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,000 Cause she'd be fucking disappointed 1296 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,000 Nan cause I don't know the number any 1297 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000 I'm not saying it in a bragging way 1298 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,000 I don't know 1299 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000 No but I mean like 1300 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,000 I suppose 1301 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,000 You know if a conversation like this come about 1302 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000 Will you have to lie then about 1303 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 About him saying blasted prostitutes 1304 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000 You ain't gonna I don't know if you would be 1305 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,000 I don't know 1306 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,000 Take it to his grave so 1307 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000 Yeah but like unless she asks 1308 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,000 Have you ever been with a prostitute or an escort 1309 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000 You're technically not lying 1310 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000 Yeah 1311 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:01,000 Well if she asks of preferences or something 1312 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,000 Just say I'm glad you asked this 1313 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,000 Here's my grandmother Red Riding 1314 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000 Red Riding Hood's grandmother costume 1315 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000 Can you put this on for me please 1316 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000 Or can you 1317 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,000 Well nah cause then 1318 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000 He's going into more of a fetish 1319 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,000 The way I'd say 1320 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,000 You know pretending that you're a mom or whatever 1321 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,000 Yeah I don't know 1322 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000 It's that whole thing 1323 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,000 It's just a preference just looking older women 1324 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,000 Yeah I feel like when you're young but like 1325 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,000 Yeah but like 23 you kind of like 1326 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000 For me I like maybe just 1327 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000 I like just like girls around her own age but 1328 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,000 To be a male font in 50 plus 40 plus sorry 1329 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,000 That's how I just don't 1330 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000 I'm sorry for the name like he's hunting them as well 1331 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000 Like he's a predator 1332 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000 That used to be one of the pornos 1333 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000 Ain't it male font 1334 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000 Yeah probably yeah 1335 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000 It was 1336 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 I can imagine actually 1337 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000 Well he was a middle aged man as well though 1338 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000 It's not like he was fucking your man 1339 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000 But yeah fucking they were funny 1340 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000 He was just funny though 1341 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,000 Obviously you know I watched it to enjoy the set part of you 1342 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,000 But the way he just speaks to the women and that 1343 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000 Or just chat shit and fucking 1344 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,000 Or proper nagging 1345 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000 Or you know just abuse them but 1346 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000 In a good way and they went back 1347 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,000 Obviously they were all fucking playing still anyway 1348 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000 Yeah wonder what he's doing these days 1349 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000 What a shame 1350 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,000 But yeah on 1351 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,000 On those last confessions we shall 1352 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000 Leave it there 1353 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000 Hopefully there is another one for you next week 1354 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000 Let's say if we don't 1355 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000 Have enough time to get something organised 1356 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000 I'll try and 1357 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000 Drop her driving with JD or something 1358 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000 Yeah we'll see 1359 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000 We'll try and get things sorted 1360 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000 If not try and keep your 1361 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000 Tears internal 1362 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000 Don't be too sad 1363 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000 We will be back and coming in your ears 1364 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000 Soon enough 1365 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000 So yeah have fun 1366 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000 And James you know try not to cry 1367 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 Just wait for that email on fucking Saturday 1368 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000 No Sunday night 1369 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000 And uh 1370 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000 Otherwise you're getting blocked kid 1371 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000 Yeah 1372 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:34,000 As always keep it real and peace 1373 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:46,000 Oh so sly their chemistry's electric 1374 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000 You can't deny 1375 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000 You can't deny 1376 01:09:50,000 --> 01:10:02,000 You can't deny