1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove Ash and JD will make your mood improve 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:59,000 The better that's witty and no so sly, their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 8 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,000 We're not a footballing podcast but we'll get our favourite listener out the way 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Cause James, he just loves you 10 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Looks like United are going to have a repeat of last season 11 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Liverpool will win it this year, so obviously he's on about the Premier League 12 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,000 And then he's asked, did I go out in Liverpool last week 13 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Well no, so he said, did you go to my home of Liverpool 14 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I was keeping an eye out for another pratt 15 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,000 So yeah I was at Liverpool last week, it was a good night as expected 16 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 But you didn't have to keep an eye out for me 17 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,000 To be fair when I was in the taxi going back to Diggs afterwards 18 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:51,000 He was a bit overly chattery at first 19 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Which is fine, you don't always want to have a chat when you're in a taxi do you 20 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000 But you know when you clapped the name badge, I did see his name was James 21 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:06,000 I'm sure he would have noticed it was me, if it was our favourite listener James 22 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,000 But on to the football, I mean it's not like Liverpool were outstanding 23 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 United expected just as much on the Friday night 24 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:19,000 But yeah, I can't say I'm winning the league 25 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Just one game in, long way to go 26 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I mean your favourite of Chelsea, they had a bit of a stinker really didn't they 27 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Yeah but one game, it's a long season mate 28 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:38,000 What would your take on the Raheem Sterling issue, drama, statements 29 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:45,000 The thing is, I get where the Chelsea manager is coming from is just being honest 30 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 They've got two new players, you're not in their plans 31 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 But obviously from a players point of view you kind of want that 32 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 The beginning of the transfer window I suppose 33 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 But you don't know what you've got to everyone's through the door 34 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,000 And obviously it's either a case of upstairs want to get his salary off the books 35 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Or he's just not performing 36 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:10,000 But he'll find another club pretty easy I think most of the morning 37 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 And I think it's a case of recouping some money because they've spent loads just to keep you 38 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Well yeah it's like 1.2 billion in two years something like that 39 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Because they're calling it the Bum Squad for some reason 40 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I don't know where that name's come from 41 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Probably because it's a load of flops or something 42 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 But in this Bum Squad you've got Ben Chilwell obviously 43 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 He's really... 44 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah, which is a shame actually because I really like him as a player 45 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Well I like him as a player 46 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Yeah when he's fit he is up there with one of the better left backs in the league 47 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:43,000 He looks like one of those people though like if he just has a little nut, bruise 48 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 He doesn't want to play for the Pains who would just fuck it up 49 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 And that's most of the players these days though to be fair 50 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 When you're earning a couple hundred grand a week you ain't bothered are you? 51 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Yeah I mean yeah 52 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I suppose because we don't play football every week 53 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 It's like having the day off work with everybody 54 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 It's guaranteed money for him 55 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 If we don't go into work we're not getting paid 56 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Where if it's salary and you're guaranteed to get the money whether you're in or out 57 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 You're not going to be as arsed 58 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 I will say this though, Sterling was terrible last season 59 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I think I spoke around my podcast the free kick that I've seen 60 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:22,000 And it was the worst free kick at that level I've seen 61 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 But I'll say that Chelsea missed an open goal last night 62 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Fucking hell 63 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,000 I didn't watch the game last night 64 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 I didn't, I've just seen them miss 65 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Terrible 66 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 It's probably the missed the season already 67 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Jesus 68 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 But yeah I still think they're going to do well 69 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 I think once they've got all the negativity out 70 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:48,000 And it's mad to say obviously 71 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Obviously they've still got Lukaku 72 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Have they saw that striker that was after that Napoli forward 73 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 What's going on there, it's been a bit cold hasn't it 74 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Yeah so as of the moment there's still no movement on Oshawa 75 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 No 76 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Oshawa I always, I didn't want to say his name because I wasn't saying Oshawa again like Pokemon 77 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:10,000 But yeah because I think Napoli still want Lukaku on loan 78 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,000 So they don't want to commit to buying Lukaku, they want him on loan 79 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Want to sell Oshawa but they're still wanting 100 million plus euros 80 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:27,000 And then with that profit that they make off of him they want to buy Scott McTominay 81 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Which is a strange move really 82 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Because if clubs like Fulham aren't going to bid more than 20 million for Scott then I don't know why 83 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Kantai is going to want him at Napoli 84 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,000 And Napoli after Billy Gilmore as well 85 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Probably, I've not seen too much transfer activity for them apart from what we just spoke of really 86 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,000 But Kantai and Lukaku are good together though and I think they're the best out of each other 87 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 It seems like the right move for everyone 88 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Yeah I think it's just Lukaku in the Italian Liga really, isn't it 89 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:06,000 I'm just thinking though, I still think Chelsea are going to do well 90 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Someone's got to have faith in them 91 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 You know what, I would love to see the odds 92 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:17,000 But after me it's just Man City's to lose isn't it 93 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 I don't think Liverpool are a bit softer I think at the moment 94 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I think they need a bit more depth 95 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:31,000 I think the main thing is because Slots still trying to fill the team out, obviously no signings coming through the door 96 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Which is strange actually because you would have thought a new manager would 97 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Especially one that knew he was going into the job would have had some ideas of who he wanted to bring in already 98 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Unless he wanted to have a look around 99 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Yeah I think it's that and a lot of the club owners just want a yes man as manager now 100 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 You know Pacicino was the biggest yes man 101 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Solskjaer again, he's a yes man 102 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Just give them players and the way Todd Bowley wants it to 103 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I'll give you players, you make them work 104 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Yeah because going back to Chelsea, they gave Neto Sterling's number didn't they 105 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah yeah took it off for them for seven 106 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 My biggest take about the Sterling saga though 107 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:19,000 The way that all the pundits have just slated him, said how it was a bad move 108 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,000 He shouldn't be doing any statements or his representatives and whatever 109 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Which I think is wrong, as a professional footballer you shouldn't be going against 110 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Bolting the hand of Fijia, slagging off the club and that 111 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:37,000 But what anoying was when Jadon Sancho did it last season, no one said anything 112 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:43,000 They deemed it as unfair to Ten Hag of his treatment on Sancho 113 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 So why is it fine for Chelsea to do it, but you know he can't 114 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:54,000 That was my take, it was annoying, I don't think what the manager's done is wrong at all 115 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:59,000 But isn't it the other way around where Sancho didn't want to play but Sterling wants to play 116 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 If you asked Sancho he'd say that he wanted to play 117 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:07,000 His statement was saying that I was fit, I do train every day 118 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,000 I was available but the manager hasn't picked me 119 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000 So you know he was still along the same lines 120 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 From Sterling's point of view it's like a transfer request 121 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Without asking for a transfer request, without getting a fine for a transfer request 122 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 I'm sure players will get fined for handing a transfer request 123 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Then they'll turn up to training or whatever to try to push through a mute 124 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:35,000 But this is just like open the door now so everyone knows that he's actively knocking bias 125 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Where do you think he'll go, seeing that Miller won him 126 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Palace are interested, obviously Palace could afford his YIGs 127 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I think that's the main problem, no to be fair he's on a big chunk 128 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 He's on a big chunk, 300 grand a week 129 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,000 So if he's willing to take a massive pay cut 130 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,000 You would expect Chelsea would have to pay him off for him to move on 131 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:04,000 That's what I mean, because I think he's got 3 years left on his current deal as well 132 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,000 It'd have to be reimbursed, so say I lock him in a small log video 133 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 I can only pay half, that after the con side the rest 134 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:19,000 I still don't think Villa or Palace or anyone would be willing to pay more than 1 from 50 grand a week 135 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Which again is still too much for a player of Sterling's caliber 136 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 The thing is he's 29 now, I don't know when he's 30 137 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000 So that's the only thing now where that long term contract, solid amount 138 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Basically until he was 32 or whatever, the biggest contract 139 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Obviously 32 you don't expect to get more money after 32 or 33 140 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:46,000 But that's the thing, what kind of money, what kind of years do you offer someone committed to 141 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Offer bad season as well, that's the only thing 142 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:54,000 It's his ambition as well, where does he see his career going 143 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,000 How long does he think he's going to play for still 144 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Because he could go to the long society of Arabia and earn at least what he's getting at the moment still 145 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,000 And play in a league that's easy 146 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Or is he still wanting to fight and play competitive football at a high standard still 147 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,000 For a real cut down price 148 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,000 We'll see soon enough, I think there's 7 days, I think it's next Friday the transfer window 149 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Yeah I can imagine this one being a busy one, it's been quite quiet compared to the normal ones 150 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Just because of the euros though, everything got put back really 151 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Again that goes back to Liverpool as well, I think with how little time of a pre-season 152 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:42,000 And getting first team players back for training at least, that's hindered on its lots 153 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Any transfer ideas he might have had really I think 154 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I do think Gunder Wijn going back to Man City is a good, I like that 155 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,000 For Man City it's good yeah, which again it's been quiet for them really 156 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,000 But is that a... 157 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Just after a strike now, or did they get that by Stanlap 158 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Again the last I saw of it, it's just talks are open still 159 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,000 But is it just like a pending doom that these charges are going to come out 160 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 And so they don't want to spend a lot of money in potential fines maybe 161 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Or so they don't have to pay off too many players if they get chucked out of the league or something 162 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 I mean it's one of them, and you can get someone like Gunder Wijn free 163 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Because it's free just to get him off Barcelona's ride 164 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:38,000 He was a free agent at the end of the season, not last season, season 4 165 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 He only done a one year contract with Barcelona 166 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 It was two years with Barcelona, and what Barcelona's problem was is 167 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:51,000 They've signed Almo, the one from the money in the euros 168 00:11:51,000 --> 00:12:00,000 And with the Spain, Fi, what it is, they go off your league position 169 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 And that's salary cap 170 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:08,000 So basically their salary cap is too low because they didn't win the league 171 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:14,000 So all these players, they can't register players to the league until they've freed up salary space 172 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:22,000 So that's why he's moved him on for free because he was on 17 or 11 million euros or pounds 173 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 I can't remember which way around it is 174 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Basically it's to free up that money so then that Danny Almo can be registered 175 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 It's ridiculous to be fair 176 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,000 It's like every season where Barcelona have to do this, the way that they have to juggle things around 177 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 I just don't get Barcelona 178 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:42,000 How do you just constantly have no money to sign everyone or want to sign everyone? 179 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I've not seen official figures but it's reported that the youngs are on 700 grand a week 180 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Which I can't say how he can be on that 181 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:58,000 During Covid, so they gave him a good contract, so he knocked Stalin's 182 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 And during Covid he didn't get paid for a year 183 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 So he was backpaying him from all that 184 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 I don't know, it's all nonsense 185 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:13,000 So basically he gets his salary and then he gets his salary while he's owed right now and every month 186 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000 It's a lot of money 187 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,000 It makes you think where did we go wrong in life sometimes 188 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:27,000 All these people are earning that kind of money just for kicking the ball around, not even well 189 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Which leads me on to, I can't find the message but it was a question from Lee 190 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 It was the WhatsApp 191 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:47,000 He's messaged in on the WhatsApp to the hotline 192 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 The real talking hotline 193 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Send your messages in 194 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 07 470 488 096 195 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Links are always in the bottom of the description 196 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,000 As always, send me the email address and Twitter and all that 197 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:08,000 But Lee has said, come on lads, use your detective skills and tell us what Jermaine Gienis has done 198 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 So still football related 199 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Since we're not a football podcast 200 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000 I've seen a thing my mate told me 201 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Sorry about what the BBC, obviously it was on BBC News 202 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 And he was like, Saucy says it's something to do with 203 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 I didn't go into details but the BBC, the ones that hired him 204 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Assigned Saucy, is there room for him? 205 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 I don't know, but what do you think he's done Jack? 206 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Well the funny thing is he was live on Talksport when it was announced that he's got sacked 207 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:48,000 But while he was live he was talking about the odds of Ten Hog being his favourite to get sacked before Christmas 208 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:54,000 So I already have him talk about someone getting sacked while he's got sacked at the same time 209 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:59,000 They had to cancel, so basically turn off the phone line 210 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Because everyone called him wanting to know what he'd done while he was sacked 211 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 So obviously he weren't taking questions 212 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000 But obviously I've done my research, not 213 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 But allegedly, allegedly 214 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:19,000 He's been tapping off old Gary Lineker saying, mate, let me tickle your bollocks 215 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:25,000 And yeah, so Gary's turned around and says you need to sack him 216 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,000 But he was our time favourite to take over Gary Lineker 217 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I mean I've not properly watched all of Match of the Day and enjoyed it for a long time 218 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:46,000 So if it would have been an oxigenist taking over, I really don't know how I would have felt about that 219 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I don't know, can't I go from Gary Lineker to be fair? He's done it for that long 220 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Yeah, it'd be that Alex Skottner, obviously just some tick boxes 221 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:59,000 So I think he's obviously been speaking to a girl 222 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:05,000 And then he's probably like fucking sent her a picture like just out the boot 223 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Now a little bit more context 224 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:13,000 So he's probably been flirting and then all of a sudden, dick pic of whoa, you know what I mean, steady on there 225 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:24,000 But again, if he's along those lines, then whoever's grasped on him or says what's been going on 226 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:30,000 They'd be doing it on purpose because if you speak to someone along those lines, you know, a bit flirty 227 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 You're going to expect it 228 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 But to be fair, he's a bit of a gob shot anyway 229 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Because he's married, isn't he? 230 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 I don't know, to be honest, I've not really followed much of his life 231 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000 He was a shit footballer and he's a shit pundit as well 232 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,000 But that's most of them to be fair, right? You know, Gobi, Iqbongalhor and all that 233 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Even fucking Clinton Morrison, he was never a top class footballer 234 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,000 But he was definitely better at football than his punditry 235 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I hear him, it's like, Jesus Christ, mate, do you even watch football these days? 236 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Also, with the Jermaine Jenis, apparently multiple women come forward 237 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 Oh, so there's more news out there, isn't there? 238 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000 So basically, he's just saying inappropriate text, probe 239 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 So he's been sending a few dick pics 240 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 And does it say if he is married as well, though? 241 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 I think I did see somewhere he was actually married 242 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Sorry, the article is just not... I don't want to go through it all, but I'm pretty sure he's... 243 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:39,000 But I've seen videos of him, he's sat there at a pub or in his fucking garden or something 244 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:45,000 But he's got a point in his hand, he's like, yeah, you know, after a hard day's work, earning that pay 245 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:52,000 You're not grafting a wire, he's being smug because he's just got a paycheck or something 246 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 And he's trying to make out that he's worked hard 247 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000 So, no, you've fucking been told what to say and you've said it 248 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Lord, you've not been working or grafting 249 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Cracks me up, fucking 250 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Just going back to the Jermaine Jenis with the match-or-die job, though 251 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:12,000 I think that's the easiest job, dog in the city, the match-or-die one 252 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Because the host, anyway, doesn't analyse, he asks the questions 253 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:19,000 And so it's only like three or four questions after every match 254 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Then he gives a summary of the match 255 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Yeah, and it's just really off the teleprompter 256 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 That's what I'm saying, yeah 257 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Literally, you're just being a face and a voice 258 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000 You ask the questions off the teleprompter, yeah 259 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:36,000 So, like, literally, and it's not, you know, you spend less time talking than, you know, the pundits on there 260 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 And the replays as well 261 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,000 And the replays, yeah, so, you know, it's quite, he's missed out on that 262 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Because that would have been a good gig, really, for a job or anything 263 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Oh, yeah, because the Garelinica, I think he earns about £7 million a year-ish just for doing match-or-die 264 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 On the BBC? 265 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Yeah, but it wouldn't just be match-or-die, obviously, whatever games are on long 266 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 International games and stuff as well 267 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 But yeah, a good few million a year 268 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Where Jermain Gienis was getting paid £190 grand a year just for match-or-die and The One Show 269 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Which has been chinned off of that as well because it's on the BBC 270 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,000 So it would have got a massive pay rise for it anyway 271 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,000 And yeah, just for literally 20 minutes for match-or-the-day 272 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Because again, it's not like they're watching the whole thing 273 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 It's not what we're seeing on the TV 274 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Don't even do the Sundays, do you? 275 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Yeah, match-or-the-day too, we're chappers 276 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Yeah, so, you know, barely anything to do on a Saturday night 277 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 And again, the amount of times, I don't know if it still happens 278 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000 But the amount of times I watched it and you can see that Shearer's had a skin fall 279 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 His eyes are glazed over and that 280 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 What I'm saying as well, because obviously the World Cup of the Euros 281 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Just fly there, you do the main in ball and games 282 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,000 It's a nice job to have, I can think of what else 283 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 It would be, I mean, we're doing well so I don't know 284 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I enjoy my job, can't be said about both of us 285 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 No 286 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 That's just love 287 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 Maybe I should apply for the match-or-the-day role 288 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Yeah, they need new funding 289 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Start earning some of the TV licence money then 290 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Yeah 291 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 I'll do it 292 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:25,000 So realistically, if Jermaine Jenis was on 190 grand a year then 293 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I'd do it for 50 grand a year, I would 294 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Obviously expenses paid as well 295 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I don't want to be paying for my own fuel and flights and stuff 296 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Starting in London, yeah 297 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,000 But yeah, so that's a good improvement on what I earn at the moment 298 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 And then for two days a week, yeah, you're laughing at ya 299 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 See 300 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Fuck you 301 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 But don't say yourself short, mate 302 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 They offer you 50, go for 75 303 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Yeah, you've got to, obviously, all the big wiggers at the BBC listen to this 304 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Hello, welcome, send us your emails 305 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,000 I don't think you're quite 306 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Is the word lefty enough? 307 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Do you get what I'm saying? 308 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I'm definitely not politically correct or nothing 309 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Literally 310 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,000 You know, before recording the pod, I told you how my dog was being gay yesterday 311 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,000 So I'm sure stuff like that wouldn't really flog 312 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Because it'd be you and Alan shit around in the skim pool 313 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Oh, mate, that'd be a good crack to be fair 314 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 I'd be drinking on the fucking air, I would 315 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 But you know, when I think it's a cup of tea and that 316 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 I'm like, yeah, fucking Argalab 317 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Some bile is in there 318 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I've got to be Irish 319 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 So yeah 320 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Yeah, so 321 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 I imagine next week we'll have the full details 322 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Yeah, he said something, exactly 323 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Yeah, naughty boy 324 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Especially if he's still married then 325 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 That's terrible 326 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 But again, a lot of the footballers are doing it, aren't they? 327 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 I don't want to be that good, but he's probably done it 328 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 For all of them, because he's been 329 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 You know what I'm saying? 330 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Yeah, because most of them have done really, haven't they? 331 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I think the last thing that we do need to say on football though 332 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Is just the return of the Mac 333 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Jamie Vardy 334 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Red Bull need to sponsor him 335 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 He just fucking killed him in there 336 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Why is a Red Bull sponsored every time? 337 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 I see him 338 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 You know when you watch the ball up to a match 339 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Or why is there a Red Bull? 340 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Like literally 341 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 Just give him a lifetime to buy 342 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Yeah 343 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Because he had the little interview afterwards 344 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 And he was like, yeah, I wake up in the morning 345 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I have a Red Bull 346 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Drop the kids off to school, kind of Red Bull 347 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Training, kind of Red Bull 348 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 And he's like, I'm going to do this and that 349 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Before the game, down one, half time, down one 350 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 And it just happened to be that he was doing it on the touch line 351 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Well, in the dugout where he was 352 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Not the dugout, in the tunnel 353 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 And got caught on camera 354 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 And yeah, it was just quality 355 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Just the shit how he's reacting as well 356 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Look, he pointed to his Premier League badge 357 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Saying, I've got one, you've got none 358 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 And then, Romero, Romero 359 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Oh God 360 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 You don't get enough of that 361 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Did he get fucked for that as well? 362 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 No, I didn't see if he did Romero 363 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Well, he should have done definitely 364 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 But yeah, it's just quality 365 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 So I think we need to start a petition 366 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 For Jamie Vardy to take over 367 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Garelina Kaep 368 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 He ain't going to get a fucking funding job 369 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 To be fair, is he? 370 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 But then again, someone's going to have to take over 371 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Roy Keane at some point, aren't they? 372 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Souness definitely needs properly 373 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Replacing, you know, considering he 374 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Said he was retiring a couple years ago 375 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 And I still just see him on the TV 376 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Talks, walk, chatting, so much shit 377 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Oh God 378 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 But yeah, that's the last of the football 379 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 We can't keep going on about it 380 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 We have got other correspondents 381 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 I mean, to be fair 382 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 One thing that I did want to talk about 383 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 So you know Theo Von, the comedian 384 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Yes 385 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Have you seen or listened to his podcast 386 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 With President Trump? 387 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 No 388 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Absolutely quite a bit 389 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 The fact that 390 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 He can speak to Donald Trump 391 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 And Donald Trump's asking 392 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Him questions about his own person a lot 393 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 It was a real 394 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Good interview to be fair 395 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Because he wasn't really talking too much about politics 396 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 I know most of us 397 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 In general have seen and heard 398 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Speeches from Trump 399 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 But he really is 400 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 A nice bloke, I know he's got to do it 401 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 The cameras are rolling and all that anyway 402 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 But every person he spoke about 403 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 He was so praised 404 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Praising all of them 405 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaking nicely 406 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000 The only person he did slug off 407 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 He didn't really say much about Biden 408 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Kamala Harris 409 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Worst Vice President ever 410 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 She's going to lose 411 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 No one wants her in power 412 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 She's doing X, Y and Z 413 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 To ruin everything I've put in place 414 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Before and 415 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 How she thinks she can win is ridiculous 416 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 So I had a laugh about that 417 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 But yeah he was 418 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Asking Theo about 419 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Because he's a recovering alcoholic 420 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 And drug addict 421 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 He was asking questions about that 422 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Fun fact in case any of you didn't know 423 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 I didn't know that Donald Trump 424 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Never had a drink in his life 425 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Never had a sip of alcohol 426 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 So he was telling 427 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 All that story 428 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 His older brother, raging alcoholic 429 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Because he looked up to his brother 430 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 And he always told him 431 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Never drink, don't be like me 432 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Don't ever drink 433 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 And it just sank into his head 434 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 So yeah it was quite interesting to 435 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Have a little bit of a deep dive 436 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Because you're seeing it all on the TV 437 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 And TikTok and that 438 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 And Miracle 439 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 And cooking stars 440 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 And flags and stripes and stuff 441 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 And fears 442 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 To see that side of him 443 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 It was real, real good 444 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Listen to it, you know, even for yourself 445 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 And obviously the listeners at home and that 446 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Give it a little listen because it really was good 447 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 But it 448 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Sent me into a little deep dive 449 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Of listening to some of Theo Van's 450 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Podcasts now as well 451 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 I listened to him the other week 452 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 The one with Ed Sheeran 453 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 And I listened to that because 454 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Ed Sheeran was like yeah let's give it a whirl 455 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 But then I was 456 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Listening to him in Nildagrass, 457 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Tyson earlier as well 458 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 And it's mad when you hear 459 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Neil swearing 460 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Because you don't expect it, you know, he's a 461 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Highly esteemed 462 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 You know, scientist and that 463 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 I could listen to him all day 464 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Yeah 465 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 He has got a comforting voice 466 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 And the knowledge, the way he just brings out 467 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Explains things 468 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 It's 469 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 More tailored to 470 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Our mindsets 471 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 I think that when 472 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 David Attenborough stops doing 473 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 When he, you know 474 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 He should be the one actually 475 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 I don't know if he'd want to do 476 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 That solely to be talking about 477 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 The animals, even though he 478 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Did speak a lot about mice and stuff 479 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 And then 480 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 He'd rather 481 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Send a gerbil to space 482 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 In Elon's spaceship 483 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Than Ingo himself 484 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 So yeah, he did speak about animals a lot 485 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Didn't he? 486 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 But yeah, he does, he 487 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 You know, I don't 488 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Want to try and explain it 489 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Too much because I'm not an astrophysicist 490 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 But 491 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Briefly spoke about wormholes 492 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 And says 493 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 So say it would take us 100,000 494 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Years to get from here 495 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 To the other side of the Milky Way 496 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 But because of the way 497 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Whatever fucking it is 498 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Or the way this wormhole works 499 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 You can get from A to B 500 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 And he described it as in folding a piece of paper 501 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 And like 502 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Obviously I can't explain it, but the way 503 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 You might suppose it 504 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Oh shit yeah, I know what you're saying then 505 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 You fold space and you can get from A to B 506 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 In no time 507 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Yet if you keep space in a linear 508 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Look, a flat sheet of paper 509 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 It takes you long 510 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 So yeah, real clever man 511 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Maybe he should take over 512 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Gary and Inga 513 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Well yeah, I just thought 514 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 As I say, if you 515 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Do want to give it a listen, definitely 516 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 His work, seeing 517 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Donald Trump in a different light 518 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Definitely 519 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 And he briefly spoke about 520 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 The attempted assassination 521 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 On himself as well 522 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Several kids as well 523 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 I know we had kids, but 524 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 You know, he's got two sons 525 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 That are older than us 526 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 And then he's got another lad that's like 17 527 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 He's just mad 528 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 78, he's still got young kids really 529 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 But I suppose 530 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Billionaires, it doesn't fucking matter does it 531 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Just keep pumping them out 532 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Send them off to private school yeah 533 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Well yeah, we shall get on to 534 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Some of the correspondence anyway 535 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Because as always 536 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 We do love getting all your messages 537 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 Now 538 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 We've got the one 539 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Which wasn't from last week 540 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 It was from the week before actually 541 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Howard missed it 542 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Found it in the old archive 543 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 And it was from Joe 544 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Probably should have put this as 545 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Into the Confessions Bank really 546 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Well it's not really a confession but 547 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 This is a, hey up lads 548 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I was at a little house party the other day 549 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Obviously there was a lot of drinking happening 550 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Eventually 551 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 The last of us passed out 552 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 And in early hours of the morning 553 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Eventually 554 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 The last of us passed out in the early hours of the morning 555 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 I was woken up by laughter 556 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 It turned out 557 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 I'd pissed myself 558 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Though I'm a bit certain 559 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 That it was a prank 560 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 It didn't smell 561 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 And it was sus 562 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Anyway, I was just wondering if anything 563 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Like that had happened to you 564 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Or you were pissed 565 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 The bed as an adult 566 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Ooh 567 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 No, I can 568 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 I've not pissed the bed as an adult have you 569 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 I've come close to 570 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 I've come close to 571 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 When you're having a dream 572 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 That was one dream where you 573 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 You fucking dream that you're having to piss 574 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 And you wake up and you have to quickly fucking 575 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Yeah, you have to feel 576 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 You pinch your bell end and that's 577 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Make sure nothing's going on 578 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Yeah, because I did 579 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Say it on one of the episodes 580 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Before 581 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Essentially because I was walking around in the dream 582 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Trying to find a toilet 583 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 I was in the pub and then 584 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Got all the cubicles around and that 585 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 And then I woke up and I was like 586 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Ah shit, I need to piss 587 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 But as an adult, no 588 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 I'm pretty sure 589 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 I'd like to think it would come to my head anyway 590 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 I haven't wettened the bed 591 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Um 592 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Blackout drunk 593 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 I don't think I've pissed 594 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Myself either 595 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 And you've been in some 596 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Right states, yeah 597 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 It's proper drink, hello, honey 598 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 I can't wait for tomorrow 599 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 For the 600 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Audience at home, I've got a wedding 601 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 To go to tomorrow 602 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 About quarter past 12, that first pint 603 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Is going to be in my hand 604 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Start drinking, wedding's not till two o'clock 605 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 But I don't care 606 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Yeah, no, I don't think 607 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Even in the 608 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Younger days of 609 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 When we had the other house party here and there 610 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 I don't think I've really 611 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Pissed out 612 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 At a house party 613 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 I mean we was never really 614 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 At that many 615 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 That would be out there all 616 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Nods 617 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 I suppose like, have you ever been out drinking 618 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 That much while you've pissed yourself 619 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 To that point where you've come 620 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Close or have you 621 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 No, I mean I've 622 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 I've had a sleep 623 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 In the bathroom because I've been throwing up 624 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 I remember 625 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Once, yeah 626 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 We used to go to the bathroom after work and I'd throw it out 627 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 And this is when I used to get the buzz 628 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 And you know what you do, you have a piss before 629 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 You get on the buzz 630 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Timed it perfect, pissed 631 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Buzz 632 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 The buzz took so long, I'm fucking 633 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 You know like 634 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Half way home, just squeezing it 635 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 I'm going to have to go off, I'm going to have to go off 636 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 I'm going to have to go off 637 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 And then I got off 638 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 I got off at my stop 639 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 And then she ran to an alley 640 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Being close like that, that would have been embarrassing 641 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Pissing yourself on the fucking buzz 642 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 How great is it though 643 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 When you're absolutely busted 644 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Holding it in 645 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 And then you fucking finally get it going 646 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 You get like not tears to your eyes 647 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 But you're just like 648 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 You're really 649 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Yeah, it's the opposite of brain freeze 650 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 The way brain freeze hurts 651 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 It's such 652 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 It's soothing it 653 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 It soothes the soul 654 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 I mean I have had people say that it's better than sex 655 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 But you know 656 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Them people in Shaggywold and all that 657 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Well each to their own 658 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 You know, if you'd rather have a piss 659 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Than get your dick wet 660 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 You don't want it to be drawn 661 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 That's 662 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Their own fault really 663 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 No 664 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 There was 665 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Another question when I can get the right bit up 666 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Properly 667 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Err 668 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Where is it? Ah, yeah 669 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 This one I thought was quite interesting from Royley 670 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Oh guys, do you think you would know 671 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 If your wives were having an affair? 672 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 So I'm gonna go 673 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Is he asking us because he's concerned 674 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 For himself 675 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Or 676 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 And also Royley's other girls or boys 677 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 But I can't remember if they 678 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Did clarify to us before 679 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Erm 680 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Do you think you would know? 681 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Just the question 682 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Err 683 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 In general 684 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Yes, because my missus works 685 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Way after week anyway 686 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 So she's got plenty of opportunities to do so 687 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 I'm too busy all the time 688 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Because you know I get back from work 689 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 I've got to walk the dog 690 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 I've got to look after myself, got my own food and all that 691 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 So I don't know where I'd find the time to be honest 692 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Err 693 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 But yeah I think the signs are there 694 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 When it's all the texting 695 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 And 696 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Because I have pulled the missus up on that before 697 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Where you know when they're turning the phone away 698 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 As the texting 699 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 What are you doing that? 700 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 If you're not texting someone that you shouldn't be 701 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 You don't need to be turning 702 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Your phone away 703 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 The main thing 704 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 With mine though 705 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Is I barely get the sex myself 706 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 So I don't think 707 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 She'd be doing it with other people 708 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Erm 709 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 But yeah I'd like to think I'd know 710 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Err, I mean you'd know 711 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 You'd see Winston turn up under a doorbell wouldn't you? 712 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Yeah, under the doorbell 713 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 And when Baby's just on a ride 714 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 I'm like, is she gone? 715 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Yeah 716 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 No I'd like to think I'd know 717 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Yeah, but obviously unless you're in a situation 718 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Where you don't 719 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Well you wouldn't know until you're in that 720 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Not that I'd want you to be in it but 721 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Yeah, erm, I mean what about you Roller? 722 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Do you not? 723 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Has it happened to you? 724 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Did you find out? 725 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Is it as you, yeah 726 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 I need more details Roller 727 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Erm 728 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 I'm sure 729 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Ah, this was the other question 730 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Which one? 731 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 In Kirste, another old fan favourite of ours 732 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Erm 733 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 She's not talking about Poppix this time 734 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Err, she says 735 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Heya, do you close the door 736 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 When showering 737 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Or just got called a weirdo for leaving it open? 738 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 Oh no, see I do both 739 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 If it's really hot I leave it open 740 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Just to get all the drafting 741 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 From all the windows upstairs 742 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Err, but it's probably soon that I 743 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Probably would have to stop doing soon obviously 744 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 With having a, you know, when 745 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 The baby's older, because 746 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 I do free ball around the house upstairs 747 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 While I'm having a shower, you know like 748 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 So 749 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Yeah, I should really probably start 750 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Learning not to stop doing all that 751 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 So get out of the habit of it 752 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 But for me, yeah, I do both 753 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 Again, because I do both as well 754 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 So if the miss is at home 755 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 I'll close the door 756 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 But when it's just me 757 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 I'll leave it open, because otherwise the dog's 758 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 On the other side of the door, scratching it 759 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Or, because he's a big dog 760 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 If he fucking 761 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Because he'll throw himself to the ground essentially 762 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 So if he throws himself at the door 763 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 The right way, door opens 764 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 And then he comes in, and so 765 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 He'll try and get in the shower with me 766 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 But when I want to bat him on his own 767 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 He doesn't want to get in there 768 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 So I'd rather just, at least when she's at home 769 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 It's, he's not 770 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Hanging to try and have the attention of me 771 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 But if I'm on my own 772 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 I have to leave it open, because it's just 773 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Just easier 774 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 But in general, yeah, I don't 775 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 I don't know why someone would find it weird 776 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Whether you leave it open or not 777 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 No, even when you're abroad 778 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 I always leave it open 779 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Just for the draft 780 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Because the bathroom always seems to get 781 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Really hard-boiled, but you know 782 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 I think I always leave it open 783 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 I tell you what's weird though, mate 784 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 When you go abroad and you've just got like 785 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 The glass windows 786 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 For the bathroom, and the hotels 787 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 When you're having a shit, you can see 788 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Someone, not, it's like frosted glass 789 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 But you can, just like, you know 790 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Just pull a door on it 791 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Like, literally, just, I'm shitting 792 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Like, fucking hell 793 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Maybe next time you've got one like that 794 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Put a towel there or something 795 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 So it blocks the vision of the blurry toilet 796 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 And the person sitting on it 797 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 But yeah, I think it's normal 798 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I think you should question the person 799 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 That called you weird 800 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I reckon the person that called her weird 801 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Pisses in the shower, because we've 802 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 We have, we all... There's nothing wrong with this 803 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 We've established this, Ash 804 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 You're the weird one for not pissing in the shower 805 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 You're not efficient enough 806 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Honestly, I just can't think of 807 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Just having to drip it down my leg like, eww 808 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Look, because you're not aiming it at your leg 809 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Where's it going then? Aiming the fucking 810 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Four 811 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Do you hold it while you wait? 812 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 That's a question actually 813 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Look, look, so 814 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 If I am 815 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Then 816 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Because normally, I'm washing my hair or something 817 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 So I'll just push a little bit out 818 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Because I need to 819 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 But you're not 820 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Like, pushing it 821 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 You're not pushing your cup towards your leg or fucking anything 822 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 No, but what I'm saying is it's hanging down 823 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 It's going to go down, isn't it? 824 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 But you know 825 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 You can move your leg 826 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 So you're not pissing on your leg 827 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 And then you turn towards the flow of the water as well 828 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 So you're not facing 829 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 The wall 830 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 So it will just naturally go straight down 831 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 The drain 832 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 It just seems like you could just 833 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Wee in the toilet, mate 834 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 It just seems so much easier 835 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Because if you're in there 836 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 And you need to go 837 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 There's no point feeling uncomfortable 838 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 And holding it in, just let it go 839 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Do you poop with the door open upstairs? 840 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Same situation as the shower 841 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I can come on my own, the door will be open 842 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Because the dog's just there 843 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 And he's in his shorts 844 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 He gets his nose brought up against the bottom 845 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 And has a proper sniff 846 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 I'm like, hey, fuck you now 847 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 I want to get your nose on my arse 848 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 I said to do that a lot 849 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Sniff at the door? 850 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 No, no, no 851 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Leave the door open, constantly 852 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 I've done it 853 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I finally walk upstairs and it's like, you're not having a shitty day again 854 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Yeah 855 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 It's 856 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 I don't know, maybe it's 857 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 More of a man thing for doing that 858 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 But then is that like a primal thing 859 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Where it's 860 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 If there was an invader to come in the 861 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 House, that door being 862 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Shut is an extra two seconds 863 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Less to be able to 864 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Protect the house or something 865 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Because again, it's a lot psychological 866 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 With what side of the bed you sleep on as well 867 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Because normally 868 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Allegedly, I don't know 869 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 I'm not a scientist, we've already established that 870 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 But 871 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 If you're madly sleep 872 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 Closer to the door, because of that 873 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 If there is an intruder 874 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 It can get up and react to it quicker 875 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Whereas if you're on the opposite side 876 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 You've got to throw the misses in front to 877 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Stop you getting wrecked 878 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 Or something, you know 879 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Whatever the intruder is wanting to do 880 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 I don't know 881 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Some people enjoy it 882 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 But again, it's not more cup of tea 883 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 But yeah 884 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 I'd say cursed 885 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 You're a weirdo 886 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Why is it weird? Get them to explain 887 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 To you 888 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 And if they piss in the shower 889 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 There's nothing wrong with it 890 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 There is 891 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 They're in 892 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 So 893 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 We shall get on to 894 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 Ashley's favourite 895 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Section, or 896 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Maybe soon to be second favourite section 897 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 We'll find out 898 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 We'll see what we get in 899 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Now 900 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 We have got 901 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Our first one 902 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 Make sure it isn't one that I've already read 903 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 No, it is one that I've already read 904 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Good job on checking his crap though 905 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Because I've screenshotted them 906 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 And I've accidentally gone back too far 907 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Somehow 908 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 Ready phones 909 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 So we have got 910 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Tabs, and she's saying 911 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000 What's wrong with you? 912 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Why do people have to moan about my grammar? 913 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Why do you care? 914 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Well 915 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 To be fair 916 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 I would like a good comma 917 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 To know when 918 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Do you know what I'm saying about it? 919 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 I cannot defend her here 920 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 I want to 921 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 It's nothing worse 922 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 When there's no commas or full stop 923 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 To know 924 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 When there's a comma 925 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 It's easy 926 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 It's just reading in general 927 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Because you know when to pause 928 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Take a breath 929 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 And when the sentence actually finishes 930 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 And the next one starts 931 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 I have an interpeave now 932 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 So you know how there's your and your 933 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 As in you are and your 934 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 So your belongings 935 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 And you know you are 936 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 And you're just shortening to your 937 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 But when they spell 938 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 They're obviously way around 939 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 That sign 940 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Where 941 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Where 942 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 We are 943 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 So I'd like to point out where sometimes I go and Google 944 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 To see how and hold 945 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Which one's 946 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 The wrong context 947 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 To use it in 948 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 So what a lot of the 949 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Pundits and that 950 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Are using 951 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 So with the transfer news basically 952 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 They're saying it's 953 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Hotting up 954 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 This move is hotting up 955 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 And I'm like when did 956 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Hotting up become a word 957 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Hotting 958 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 If you're 959 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Cooking dinner and you're trying to boil some water 960 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 The water's heating up 961 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 So this transfer 962 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Is heating up 963 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 The temperature is heating up 964 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 You don't say it's hotting 965 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 It's getting hotting 966 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 But they're all saying it 967 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 It's hotting up and there's too 968 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Many made up words 969 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 I mean I know that's what language is 970 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Anyway all words are made up really 971 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 But yeah 972 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 It's an English language 973 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 Just weird anyway 974 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Again I was thinking about again 975 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 The other day I know we spoke about it a long time 976 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Ago a lot the voice inside your 977 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Heads because not many people have a 978 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Voice that narrates 979 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 I think that's weird I can't 980 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 In my head it's just someone talking to me 981 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 But I talk to myself 982 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 Yeah 983 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Sometimes it's 984 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 It is my own voice but sometimes it's a different 985 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Voice I don't know why 986 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Yeah 987 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 Be careful 988 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Be careful with that mate 989 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 It's not like telling me to go and strangle a cat already 990 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 I'm not Kurt Zuma 991 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 But again 992 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 If I'm reading 993 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Not that I read books or but I'm reading 994 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 A book or subtitles and that 995 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 In my head I'll put that 996 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Person's voice on the 997 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 Narration in my head as well 998 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 Right so if you're reading like a Japanese anime 999 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Are you speaking with like 1000 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 They're all saying the same don't they 1001 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 No but who like 1002 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Are you speaking with that twang in your head 1003 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Like as if you're a Japanese person speaking 1004 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 English 1005 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Hello 1006 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 Hello 1007 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 It's like if I was 1008 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 You know 1009 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 If I was reading Harry Potter 1010 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 Then I'd be putting on different voices 1011 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 It'd be like fucking Hagrid 1012 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Yeah so when Heimari speaks 1013 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 It'd be a girl's voice in the air 1014 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Or Hagrid or whatever 1015 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Snape 1016 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Professor Snape, he was one weren't he 1017 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 I don't know 1018 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 So yeah I'd have the different voices in my head 1019 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 But 1020 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Not everyone can do that 1021 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 That still baffles me 1022 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Because that's in my head 1023 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 How doesn't everyone 1024 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Have the same brain essentially 1025 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 And 1026 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 I think it was a TikTok 1027 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 So as I was just saying 1028 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 We have thoughts in our heads 1029 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 And we think in English 1030 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000 And obviously other people 1031 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Nationalities, languages, they think in their 1032 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 Language 1033 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 What language the baby's thinking now 1034 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 I think it's more like 1035 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Not so much 1036 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 Language, more pictures 1037 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000 That's what I think 1038 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 How obviously your little one now 1039 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 She's talking 1040 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 In her way 1041 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 To her 1042 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 She is putting something across 1043 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 She's saying something 1044 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 So how is that in her head 1045 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 I can imagine 1046 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 It'd be 1047 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Probably English 1048 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 And someone 1049 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Singing 1050 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Because she just watches all the programs 1051 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Oh my 1052 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 They're just singing 1053 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Some of them are bangers 1054 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Me and Caleb don't know about it 1055 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 The Christmas one that we listened to last year 1056 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 That we had on repeat because it was playing bangers 1057 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 I actually said to Caleb 1058 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Do you remember that was cool 1059 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 It's going back home Christmas 1060 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 Fucking hell 1061 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 This Christmas is going to be different in this household 1062 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Now that she's 1063 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Taking things in 1064 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 And she can understand things a bit more 1065 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 You'll probably make an effort 1066 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 It's just strange 1067 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 I don't even know what 1068 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 The question 1069 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Grammar 1070 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 How are you texting? 1071 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Allergy, connect the batteries 1072 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Does anyone still text like that? 1073 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 It's got to be some geese 1074 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 There is 1075 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 What's that WOT? 1076 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I don't know what that is 1077 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 We've got no defence 1078 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Were you there Raps? 1079 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 You do need to 1080 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Without saying the fence you've grown up a little bit 1081 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 I know we've said it before 1082 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 They're all 1083 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Predictive texts on the phone 1084 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 As soon as you start typing 1085 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 It's ready to give you the rest of the word 1086 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Sometimes I feel like 1087 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 When you're trying to spell a word 1088 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 And it doesn't even 1089 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Come up on the order of correct 1090 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 That's how far off I am 1091 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 I'll have it sometimes 1092 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Even yesterday I just had the complete blank 1093 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 In the head 1094 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 I was like how do you spell windowsill? 1095 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 I really just couldn't think 1096 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 I started writing it out 1097 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 Because I was leaving a note for the blasterer basically 1098 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 I wrote window 1099 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Is it C 1100 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Or S 1101 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 I'll have to get it on the phone 1102 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 The thing I struggle with 1103 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 Is writing in full on capitals 1104 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 I have to really think about it 1105 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000 When it's normally just writing it 1106 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000 But when it's capitals I'm like 1107 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 See when we left school 1108 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 I stopped all the cursive writing and all that 1109 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 All my letters 1110 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 Are capitals 1111 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 But I still have the big first capital 1112 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Then the rest of them 1113 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 So it's lowercase letters 1114 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 But the capital letters 1115 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 I don't want to be leaving a note for someone 1116 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 And they're thinking 1117 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 What 5 year old has wrote this 1118 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 So at least if it's all capitals 1119 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 It's still not the needs of hand writing 1120 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 But you can see what the individual letters are 1121 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 You've got to be a team player 1122 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 You've got to make sure everyone's in the note 1123 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 So yeah with regards to this one 1124 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 What are we saying mate? 1125 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 What are you saying? 1126 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 I've just said it, she needs to fucking grow up now 1127 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Imagine she's about 50 1128 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 No Abs 1129 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Just be more 1130 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Just be more 1131 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000 I can't think of the actual word 1132 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Just drop a full stop 1133 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 In there and again 1134 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Let the nerve win 1135 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000 You know what I'm saying? 1136 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Just think about people 1137 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 It's not about yourself 1138 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 Stop being in a rush 1139 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 It's not about how quick you get there 1140 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 You don't pay for text no more 1141 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000 No it's all unlimited 1142 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Thanks for the message as always 1143 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000 Now 1144 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 On to the next one 1145 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 We've got Lauren 1146 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 Keeping her on the theme of phones as well 1147 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 She is 1148 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 When people just stop dead 1149 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 To look at their phone for a text or something 1150 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 I'm walking here 1151 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 I'm guessing she's saying it all that 1152 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 You know like walking on the move 1153 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Hey I'm walking here 1154 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 The thing that I hate the most is when 1155 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 People in the barbers get in the hair cut and the farm rings 1156 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 And then they're just 1157 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Gassing forward means where the barbers just wiling behind them 1158 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000 I'm like fucking out 1159 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Just say I'll call you back 1160 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 When the message comes up I'll call you back 1161 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Yeah I'll fucking out 1162 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Well I've answered the phone 1163 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000 I think only to you to be fair 1164 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Just to say I'm in the barbers 1165 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000 Call you back in a minute or whatever 1166 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 But I wouldn't be able to do that 1167 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 I get those people 1168 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000 It's the ones as well that are on the phone 1169 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000 That sends a shopping list 1170 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000 Or the partner log what to get 1171 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 Fair enough if you're in Asda 1172 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 Yeah fair enough if you're in Asda 1173 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 You've got to log have a read 1174 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 And then get your bearings log 1175 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 Alright yeah I need to go to the store to get this name 1176 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 If you walk in the street 1177 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000 And you can't walk 1178 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 And read a text at the same time 1179 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Don't call your phone out 1180 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000 You've got to have some self awareness 1181 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 When it comes to that in here 1182 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Yeah 1183 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 I'm always 1184 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Aware of my surroundings as well 1185 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000 So if there's 1186 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 I mean it's not 100% of the time 1187 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000 But if there's someone walking behind me 1188 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 I'll know 1189 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000 So I'm not going to just stop 1190 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000 Because they're walking behind me 1191 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 And then they've got to fucking go 1192 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000 And walk around 1193 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000 You've just got to have a full 360 1194 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 Know what you're doing 1195 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 Don't just stop there 1196 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000 It is annoying 1197 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Just people are annoying really 1198 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Yeah 1199 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 Shit drivers, shit texters 1200 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Shit grandma 1201 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Yeah 1202 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 People need to fucking 1203 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 Sort the laws out really don't they 1204 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Lauren yeah 1205 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Next time someone does it to you 1206 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Just kick them 1207 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 When you tap the back of the leg 1208 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000 And they just fall 1209 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Do that to them 1210 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Happy slap that away 1211 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000 And we've got another one from Jesse 1212 00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:05,000 When lads call their girlfriend their bitch 1213 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 So rude 1214 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 What I mean 1215 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Right Jo 1216 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 So 1217 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000 Now to be fair 1218 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Anything that I say openly 1219 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 About my mrs 1220 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 Outside of my face 1221 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Always been like it 1222 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 I mean I say a lot about lads essentially 1223 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Not in a gay way 1224 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 It's just 1225 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 It doesn't 1226 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,000 You had to like confirm 1227 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 Not in a gay way 1228 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 No because some people get confused 1229 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 They think what is he married to a man 1230 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 I'm not 1231 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 But 1232 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 All I don't want to 1233 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Have any issues 1234 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 You can't, we've said it before 1235 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Keep things bottled up 1236 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000 You've got something to say 1237 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Because there's no need to fucking be annoyed 1238 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000 So anything that I say 1239 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 If I call her a bitch or whatever 1240 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 I'll happily and have done 1241 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Said it to her face 1242 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Oh yeah 1243 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000 It's not even the amount of times 1244 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 In the pub 1245 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000 I will joke 1246 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Or whatever 1247 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 A lot of people look as if to say 1248 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 Domestic violence 1249 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 I'll say it back to you then as well 1250 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 And then yeah 1251 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000 Out in public 1252 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000 Oh you're ginger 1253 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 You're ginger as well 1254 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 That's why it's funny because I can say 1255 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 We've got the G word to be able to say 1256 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 It's the same letters 1257 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 It's the same letters 1258 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 But to be fair 1259 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Yeah 1260 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 When it's these younger lads 1261 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000 I mean I never 1262 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Say it in a joking way 1263 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000 Yeah my bitch fucking 1264 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000 My wife 1265 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000 But yeah 1266 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000 It's just an immature thing 1267 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Really it's a young lads thing 1268 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Just like I don't know 1269 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000 They're trying to be cool or something 1270 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000 And it's just not very easy 1271 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Yeah 1272 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 I have to think of who it was 1273 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 Is it the one that recently been going around 1274 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 Trying to do the pedo hunting thing 1275 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Yeah 1276 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 That's been a thing like on my TikTok 1277 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Doing the baiting 1278 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000 So they'll just be recording 1279 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000 The laptop or whatever 1280 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000 And it's like 1281 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 Again I used to know 1282 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 All fucking back in the day 1283 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 So it would be like ASL 1284 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000 Which was age, sex, location 1285 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000 Yeah 1286 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Then you'd want to be like 1287 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000 22 1288 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 On a Brighton or whatever 1289 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 And then the last 1290 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 The person that's sitting there on the computer 1291 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000 What about you 1292 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 And it's always a lad as well 1293 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000 Not fighting these men 1294 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000 So 14 1295 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Female, fucking whatever 1296 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Nah 1297 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 It's just 1298 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000 Obviously it's good in one way 1299 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000 Because you're trying to out them 1300 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 And fucking get them done on that 1301 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000 But it's just mad how many have been 1302 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 Just this week 1303 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000 Because there was one live one 1304 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 That I stumbled across 1305 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Whichever way you want to say it 1306 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000 TikTok 1307 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000 I don't know what ethnicity 1308 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 The man was but he wasn't white 1309 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000 He was a chef 1310 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 In some restaurant because 1311 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000 He had the hat on in the neighborhood 1312 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 And I watched him 1313 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 For about five minutes at first 1314 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 So the lads were like look 1315 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 You spoke English to us when we first 1316 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Got in touch 1317 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 We got the messages 1318 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Now you're trying to say that you don't speak English 1319 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000 The police have been called 1320 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000 Just admit to what you've done 1321 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000 And you can see he's there 1322 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 He knows that he's fucked 1323 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 And he's eventually 1324 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 Started saying no 1325 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000 I don't know 1326 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 He wasn't Italian 1327 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000 I don't want to try to attempt his accent 1328 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000 To be fair 1329 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 And then he's putting on the false tears and everything 1330 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000 And I was all right on board 1331 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 And I started scrolling 1332 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 And then I don't know it was about 10 flicks later 1333 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 I was back on 1334 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 And then about an hour later 1335 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 I fucking found it again 1336 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000 And he was wearing a coat now 1337 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000 So they'd been 1338 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000 Standing there that long 1339 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000 He'd started to get cold 1340 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 And the police still weren't there 1341 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 It's been fucking three hours 1342 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 You've called the police, why aren't the police there? 1343 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000 I couldn't do anything like that 1344 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Obviously 1345 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Nons of kids never do that 1346 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 We get it mate 1347 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 We get it 1348 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000 Not a girl, not a nons 1349 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Fuck it up 1350 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 Someone's listening like 1351 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 And look at the voices in your head 1352 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Don't touch those kids 1353 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000 But yeah 1354 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000 I wouldn't 1355 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 I'm saying I ain't got a tone to do anyway 1356 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 I won't about 1357 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Be a pedo, or not 1358 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Or nons of kids 1359 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000 I ain't got a tone for anything 1360 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000 Fuck it up 1361 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 I wouldn't have the patience to be able to 1362 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000 Try and bait them out or anything 1363 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 You get there 1364 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 You just want to attack them 1365 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 You just want to fucking hit them 1366 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 You've got to have some restraint to do those kinds of things 1367 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 But moving swiftly 1368 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000 Onto this touchy subject anyway 1369 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000 We do need to get onto 1370 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 What could potentially be Ashley's new favourite feature 1371 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000 He's got another confession 1372 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000 For the father 1373 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000 And hard drive 1374 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000 Read this one through 1375 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000 So I try not to laugh as much 1376 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000 I mean you can laugh still but 1377 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000 The listeners want to hear it 1378 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000 They want to hear it Claire, with proper grammar 1379 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000 Yeah, use the proper grammar 1380 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000 If there's a full stop in there make sure you use it 1381 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000 Come on then, Father Ash 1382 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Welcome children 1383 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000 Father Jamie 1384 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000 Right, here we go 1385 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000 One time 1386 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000 I was choking the chicken 1387 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000 When my door bar rang 1388 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 I got decent 1389 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 And answered the door 1390 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 It was two friends 1391 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Stopping by to say hi 1392 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000 One of them reached out to shake my hand 1393 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000 And he reached for the hand 1394 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000 I was beating it with 1395 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000 I was maulified 1396 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000 And stared at his hand 1397 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,000 For a second 1398 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000 The look on both their faces was clear 1399 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000 They thought I was disgusted 1400 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000 From shaking his hand 1401 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000 He's a big black guy 1402 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000 By the way 1403 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 And I'm white 1404 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000 I was too socially awkward 1405 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000 Just to say, dude 1406 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000 You caught me on a solo afternoon delight mission 1407 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000 And you really don't want to shake my hand 1408 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 So instead 1409 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000 I shook his hand with a little effort 1410 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000 As possible 1411 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000 And then never talk to him again 1412 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000 Out of sheer embarrassment 1413 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 I'm certain he thinks 1414 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000 I'm a massive racist 1415 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Now child 1416 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000 You were 1417 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000 Will be given six 1418 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 Home Aries and 1419 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000 Be forbidden 1420 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000 To choke the chicken again 1421 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000 It's quite an aggressive 1422 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 Time as well, isn't it? Choking the chicken 1423 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 It's the same one, he was going for it 1424 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Yeah, like squeezing hard as well 1425 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 He knew what he wanted 1426 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 He knew what porn he wanted on 1427 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 And was just like 1428 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000 He was angry weren't he? 1429 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Yeah, like just like 1430 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000 And he was just like 1431 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000 Sorry, I didn't mean to cause that 1432 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 But yeah, it's aggressive 1433 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 I did like the 1434 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Afternoon Deloads 1435 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 Because it reminded me of 1436 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000 The Anchorman 1437 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000 Afternoon Deloads 1438 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000 The thing is you can't really go 1439 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 To one where you might 1440 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000 You can't really go to 1441 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000 Sorry mate, I was just wanking 1442 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000 I felt like I've done that 1443 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000 I felt like it's something 1444 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000 That I would just say 1445 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000 Lance, I was just having a wank 1446 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 But we've got one mate that definitely 1447 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000 Would, he wouldn't have been embarrassed 1448 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 By shaking our hands, sir 1449 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000 He'd send a picture as well 1450 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 Yeah, no he would 1451 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000 But yeah 1452 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000 I think I would have just 1453 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000 Been honest 1454 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Nah mate, you don't want to shake my hands 1455 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Send my coffee 1456 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000 To be fair 1457 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000 For most men that's a lot of the time anyway 1458 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000 So I don't think they'd be bothered 1459 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000 He should have just fucking 1460 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000 Been open about it really 1461 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Or just wouldn't have 1462 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000 Or shouldn't have just answered the door 1463 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000 I mean he could have answered the door 1464 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000 No, I mean I'll just finish what you're doing 1465 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000 And then just like 1466 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000 I was waiting for you to finish that sentence 1467 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000 No, no, no, no, I mean just like 1468 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000 If he's in the moment and he's like 1469 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Done stuff, just like 1470 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Fuck it 1471 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000 No, obviously he didn't know it was the door 1472 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000 Yeah, but then it's not important is it 1473 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000 To be fair 1474 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000 He's kind of on the lads as well though 1475 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000 Don't turn up unannounced 1476 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Drop the text or something 1477 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000 It's not the normal 1478 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000 It's not the normal 1479 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000 You have to text 1480 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000 It is annoying if you're not expecting 1481 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Guests and then people just 1482 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Randomly turn up 1483 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 You feel like you've got to host as well 1484 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000 It does sound like he was an angry one though 1485 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Yeah, choking the cheek 1486 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000 Definitely going for that 1487 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000 Can't do that 1488 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Don't lock squeezing it too hard 1489 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 Just gotta, you know, disaster 1490 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Make it nice and smooth 1491 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Ah, yeah 1492 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000 We're not forgiving you 1493 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 Sins of an angry wank 1494 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000 Do something to console yourself 1495 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000 As not being racist 1496 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Just get in touch with him, just tat him 1497 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 I didn't mean to be awkward 1498 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 I'm not racist, I was having a wank 1499 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000 There must be something else 1500 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000 With why 1501 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 They haven't spoken since as well 1502 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000 Well, yeah 1503 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Can't just be because he had a wank 1504 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Yeah 1505 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000 Well, thanks for your conversion, by the way 1506 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000 Yeah, do keep them coming in, we do really appreciate it 1507 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 And while it is in my head 1508 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Because I just mentioned them 1509 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000 So tonight is Tuesday, obviously you know them 1510 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Jack Black, Kyle 1511 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000 They split up the other day 1512 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000 Live on stage as well 1513 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000 Do you mean they split up live? How? 1514 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 So because they've been doing a World War II tour 1515 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000 I don't know what started it 1516 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000 But it just showed 1517 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000 Well, sort of a clip of someone recording in the audience 1518 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000 Jack Black's completely 1519 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 In Kyle's face 1520 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Like shouting at him 1521 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000 And then as he walks back to the 1522 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000 Moc he's like, alright we're back 1523 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000 Kyle walks over to his Moc 1524 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000 And went, that's it, I'm done, I quit 1525 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000 And he just fucking gives him the birds 1526 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000 And everyone's 1527 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Like boo, like what's going on 1528 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000 And all that 1529 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000 So it's musical history 1530 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000 At the end of tonight's just day 1531 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000 Yeah, there's got to be some like background 1532 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000 Stuff going on there already 1533 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000 Just to quit on stage 1534 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 It's a shame really 1535 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000 I mean the music's never going to die 1536 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000 It's always going to be there to listen to 1537 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000 But whenever I've seen the shows 1538 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Again, not live, just clips and whatever 1539 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000 YouTubes and all that jazz 1540 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000 It always looks like they're having fun 1541 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000 So yeah 1542 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000 I'm going to have to stop 1543 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000 Looking into the Jermaine Genis 1544 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 Situation and start doing some 1545 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Tenacious D digging off really 1546 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 But yeah 1547 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000 On a sad note now 1548 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000 We shall call it a day 1549 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Bring on the football, bring on the 1550 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Beer tomorrow, can't wait 1551 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 I mean I'll have a couple tonight but 1552 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000 Skin full tomorrow lad 1553 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 Night Lord, blackout 1554 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Old school JD, drunk ball 1555 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000 Pissed yourself 1556 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000 It's alright, I'm in a premiere really, doesn't matter 1557 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 It doesn't count if it's not your own bed does it 1558 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Piss all over the 1559 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Mrs 1560 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000 Nah mate, fuck that 1561 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,000 I don't know 1562 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000 We've ended by the end of the show 1563 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 So we'll save that for next week 1564 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000 But yeah, as always 1565 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000 Appreciate it, keep the messages coming in 1566 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Keep the logging, sharing, downloading 1567 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000 All that, you know what to do 1568 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000 And yeah, we'll see you next week then 1569 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Peace! 1570 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000 Thanks for watching!