1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,800 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real, they're not like most 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The podcasting fun with a side of wit, get ready 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Cause you won't wanna quit, they bring the laughs, they bring the noise 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Sharing stories of their crazy joys from deep discussions to silly tales 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 The real talking podcast never fails 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 The banter that's witty and no-souls sly 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 They can't refuse electric, you can't deny 10 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of the real talking podcast 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Ash and JD 12 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Now we will just start off this week's episode with a YouTube comment 13 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Cause you know we are on the YouTubes 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 You know it's not always a camera episode 15 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 But the audio goes up at least anyway 16 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 But anyway we seem to have a new fan favourite 17 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:20,000 The handle at Mark Didmeradi by 34 18 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:26,000 I don't know what it stands for, I don't know if it's just his name or it means anything else 19 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 But he says my dudes invest in some decent sound equipment 20 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I mean we're not fitter or anything 21 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:37,000 But sound equipment isn't cheap these days 22 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 And how does that make you feel May? 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 I don't give a shit to be honest 24 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I mean to be fair I'd probably say just invest in some better headphones or speakers 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00:02:40,000 You can always send in a message 38 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Now we are going to get on to some of the correspondence 39 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Because we do love it, this is what we crave for 40 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 For all of your input 41 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Whatever messages you've all got 42 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Things that you want to say, as we say good or bad 43 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 We'll get on to James's messaging a little bit 44 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 But it's just been another strange week again hasn't it 45 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 And one thing that has shocked me this week 46 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Now as most people know the WhatsApp groups 47 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 They're always atrocious 48 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 I'm not active on WhatsApp on my own personal phone 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:23,000 But I do still get pictures that automatically save to my library 50 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,000 And when I'm getting pictures 51 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 The likes of 52 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:35,000 A larger man who looks like he's had suction cups on his 53 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Man boob area 54 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,000 So essentially you could swing his tits around someone's face 55 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 And I'm getting the likes of this picture 56 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Randomly saving onto my photo library 57 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,000 The one picture on gobsmacked hasn't been uploaded in the group 58 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 It's the Katie Price picture 59 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Now I haven't necessarily seen this picture 60 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 But I haven't been looking for it 61 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 But I know it's apparently some big shit 62 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 And apparently it's what your guy heard 63 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 I don't know how they could know that but apparently 64 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Have you seen the picture? 65 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 I've not seen it 66 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Shall I look at the picture? 67 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 No from how many descriptions I've heard about it 68 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,000 I feel like I know what it's going to look like 69 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 It's a fibrous bowel movement apparently 70 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 What does that even mean? 71 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Three solid logs so it's not much or anything 72 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 So she's had the full Dubai treatment 73 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Oh no 74 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 I hope you're not trying to find it now 75 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 If you're trying to find it go into incognito mode 76 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,000 Because you don't want that on your search history 77 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Google already knows everything about us 78 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 You don't need that on there as well 79 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 No I just can't 80 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I did go to it but then I was just like 81 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 No I'm not going to 82 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 No 83 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I can just imagine flashbacks of the 84 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Audacious memories of the old two girls one cup 85 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Do you remember that? 86 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 That was mad wasn't it? 87 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,000 I imagine a lot of the listeners that are of the younger generation 88 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Won't know what two girls one cup is 89 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,000 I won't give any spoilers for it 90 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 If you do want to have a look 91 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Just give it the old Google 92 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 But as I say incognito mode would be better for your search history 93 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 And potentially keep you off some lists 94 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:34,000 But yeah some of the stuff back in the day that was popped out 95 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Blue waffle, waffles out of everything 96 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,000 It wasn't actually real but early days of photoshopped people photoshopping and that 97 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Do you remember that video of the man cutting off his wallet? 98 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 I've seen several of that 99 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I just like oh 100 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 I mean one of them that I've seen is 101 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 He's paid a woman, like a dominatrix of sorts 102 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,000 To cut his bell end off 103 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000 And that's sexually arousing 104 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 To this person 105 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 I mean again 106 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:14,000 We've gone over it before on older episodes of people with weird kinks and that 107 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 I shouldn't be saying some of the stuff that I've seen 108 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 To be fair probably a lot of them have already seen it 109 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 And again as we spoke about before the younger generation seems to be open and free about a lot of these things 110 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 I'm fucking in love with mine 111 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 I ain't got shit on all the time I guarantee 112 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 What's that called though? 113 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Because I know like this thing is called a golden shower isn't it? 114 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Um 115 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I'm sure there's got to be like a term for it, it's got to be called something 116 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 But can you imagine, no imagine it, no like 117 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,000 There's probably someone that's listening that's like fucking getting turned on as fuck right now 118 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 But can you imagine going to your wife Jack going 119 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 I want to try something, it's a bit gnarly 120 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 She's like fucking I want this could be like 121 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I'm going to get this fucking 122 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I'm going to get what I want now 123 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 She's hoping for like a free somewhere with black either 124 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 No I thought we were talking about mimes 125 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Hey Lillian go, do us a favour like that and let me show you 126 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:13,000 I mean it's definitely not my cup of tea 127 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Um 128 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Well how do you know like 129 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I don't get the urge in that like 130 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I don't get the like the 131 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Sexualness in it 132 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Because all I need is silence when I'm shitting mate 133 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I can't have no one, you know what I mean so 134 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Again yeah we spoke about this previously 135 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Um I don't know how that could get brought up in a conversation 136 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Yeah but imagine, but imagine someone that 137 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Obviously it's got brought up obviously 138 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Somehow someone shitted on someone's chest 139 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Can you prize for this instance 140 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 A conversation needed to be had beforehand 141 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Well that's why it's like in general 142 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 This is called the Dubai treatment because it started a couple of years ago 143 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Yeah 144 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Where the princes and all that were 145 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Shipping these only fans girls over 146 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Yeah to degrade them 147 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 But yeah it is a lot of money that they get paid 148 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 How much would it pay 149 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Hey you know what I've got 150 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 How much would you need to be paid 151 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 For someone to shit on you mate 152 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Um 153 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,000 I mean times are hard so I'd probably take like five grand or something 154 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Five grand for a big time 155 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Yeah because as long as I know that I'm going to be out till I 156 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Get rid of it as quick as possible 157 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 That I don't have to like lie there for hours and hours 158 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Because again from what I've told or what I've heard about this scatty prize photo 159 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 She looks passed out 160 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 As if she's been drugged up or something 161 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:42,000 She might have probably just had her eyes closed because she didn't want to look at it 162 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 And it may have stunk 163 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 I can imagine 164 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Yeah she stinks 165 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah I wonder if he had to wipe afterwards 166 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I mean 167 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Where do you put the shit 168 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Because obviously you're not going to put it in your hands down the toilet 169 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Logistically what goes on there does someone get a doggy bag out 170 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Because you can't turn it over and it's on the floor 171 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Then someone's got to pick it up anyway and you've got shit on the floor 172 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Logistically how does that shit go from someone's chest 173 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Into the pan 174 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Yeah it's a lot of questions 175 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,000 I've never thought of that but I've never thought of 176 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Obviously about shit falling onto my chest 177 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 But logistically after that 178 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Maybe it's better to do that in a bath 179 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 I mean that's probably 180 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Yeah you'd want to do it in a wet room of sorts 181 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 So it's easier to clean up 182 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 But it's not recommended to try and force a shit down a plug hole 183 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Because you don't want to block your drain off 184 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 So either way there's a logistic problem I can see here 185 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Yeah 186 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:51,000 But again if you're a prince or a cheek or whatever over there 187 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Cleaners are doing that 188 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,000 You're paying a lot of money for all these kind of helpers anyway 189 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 So I suppose that's not going to be your first thought 190 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,000 How am I going to clean my mess up after this lady that I've just degraded 191 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Do you know back in medieval times 192 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 It was a 193 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 It was a 194 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000 So a job was basically to clean the king's arse 195 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Yeah and it was a privilege basically 196 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 It was an honour to be that guy that wiped his arse 197 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Yeah 198 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 So yeah 199 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,000 It's mad as well because they only used to have like two baths a year as well 200 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 I mean 201 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Thinking times when they needed to bathe a bit more 202 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Yeah 203 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 They didn't 204 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 There's a saying, I can't think of a saying 205 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Hopefully consuming but 206 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Obviously 207 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Families didn't have mud and plumbing 208 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Like what there is these days and there was no showers 209 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 You'd have a big tin bath 210 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 And they'd pour hot water into it 211 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,000 And then essentially the oldest family would get in their bath first 212 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 And it would work the way down 213 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 So the last person to have the bath would be already 214 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Dirty water 215 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Water 216 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 A water geezer 217 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 And you can imagine 218 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 You know they're probably pissed in it or something as well 219 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Yeah 220 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Because some people are just wrong 221 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 It's okay to do it in the shower 222 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 We've already established this 223 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 With modern day privileges of having a shower 224 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,000 But if you're having a bath, don't piss in the bath that you're in 225 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 It's bad enough that you're lying in your own dirt in that sense as well 226 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000 But you don't need to piss or anything like that 227 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah there's a saying 228 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Because I feel like it was 229 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 When the baby got washed 230 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 This isn't the same but because of the baby being washed in the water last 231 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 There was a lot of deaths, well infant deaths 232 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Oh okay, all the... 233 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Obviously we didn't intend to go on to medieval time history 234 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 With Ash and JD 235 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 101 236 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 205 I think 237 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 So 238 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah there was no prep for this to remember what the saying is 239 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 But a lot of 240 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Sayings come from tragic 241 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Yeah 242 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 History essentially 243 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 I've seen a few tiktoks actually with like where do you 244 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Like where do the meanings come from 245 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 I mean it's like old times 246 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Yeah, a lot of ring around the roses 247 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 The old nursery rhyme 248 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 That was to do with like the black plague and 249 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 That had the 250 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Flowers to 251 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Help with the sense 252 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 The bad sense of the rotten corpse isn't that essentially 253 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000 And one of the reasons we found out 254 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 The bouquet that the bride holds 255 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 At a wedding 256 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 And obviously tradition is to probably 257 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 For someone else to catch 258 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 So the origin of that was 259 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Because again they're only having like one 260 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Two perhaps a year 261 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 So the bride, hunky 262 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Stinking like fuck 263 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Would hold the bouquet of flowers because the flowers 264 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Smelled nice 265 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Horrible stench of the smelly 266 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Pom pom and the rest of the body 267 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Obviously 268 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 I don't know where the 269 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Throwing of the bouquet come into that 270 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Maybe just because it's the end 271 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Of the night when it's over 272 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Pop these flowers off now I'm about to get railed 273 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 You know 274 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 14 years old trying to live the best 275 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Life any 276 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Starting a family of 10 kids 277 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 And hopefully three of them survive 278 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 That's how 279 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 We lost pretty much already 280 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 So yeah history 281 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 205 of Ashen Jada 282 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 That might be a new segment that we get started 283 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Horrible histories 284 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 We'll have a new brand 285 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 We'll think about it yeah 286 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Rebrand that, come up with someone else's audio 287 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 And rebrand as they're own 288 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Yeah 289 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I mean 290 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 To be fair 291 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 That's what everyone's features are 292 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 It's just the same as other people's 293 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 You know it's 294 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 The confessions, I do see a lot of 295 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Confessions on others 296 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Yeah they got it from us 297 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Yeah yeah even though they've 298 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Been going for years and years but 299 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 But still 300 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Back to Katie Price 301 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 I imagine she's got 302 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 A book coming out or something again soon 303 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 She's obviously skint 304 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 She's skint, I've seen her on TikTok 305 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Doing these 306 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Not live 307 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Like trying to sell you shit on TikTok 308 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Have you ever seen like, you know like QVC 309 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Where you're trying to sell something 310 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Okay, so sometimes like TikTok 311 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Shops do that like you can board fucking 312 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I don't know whatever it is and she's still trying to sell you 313 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Yeah I mean I see 314 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 A lot of live shop things 315 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Always the toilet paper 316 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I bought the toilet paper from there 317 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Because you know 72 rolls 318 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 For like 12 pounds you can't go wrong with that 319 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 No no 320 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 But it's annoying because it is like 321 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Every three scrolls there's another advert 322 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Don't need it 323 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 But even Twitter now, adverts on it 324 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 You'll click on a video 325 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 And it will automatically 326 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Finish and scroll straight to 327 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 An advert or another video 328 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I don't need that 329 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 If I'm watching a video I want to be able to see 330 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Let it repeat itself 331 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 And if I'm done watching it just go off 332 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 I don't need another one to start 333 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 I'm not on Instagram going through reels 334 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 It's just, they need to calm it down 335 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 A little bit with the old technology 336 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 But yeah she's probably, because she's 337 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Real good with her promotions 338 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Yeah I'm just trying 339 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Getting her products out there 340 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 I'm just trying to think, there's probably nothing that she hasn't done 341 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Sexualate 342 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Any sexual term 343 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 I reckon she's probably smashed them all out 344 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Literally 345 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Yeah most likely 346 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I can't think of anything off the top of my head that I'd say she has done 347 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Proloatly 348 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Well not done rather 349 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 But it does remind me of a 350 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 TikTok 351 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Not influencer 352 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 I don't know, someone just 353 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Posts videos 354 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 On TikTok 355 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Now again because I wasn't expecting 356 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 To do this 357 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 But essentially this lady 358 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Just posts random log 359 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Dad jokes 360 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 And the comments section in there afterwards 361 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Typically I'm not going to be able to fucking follow them 362 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 But like 363 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 They're the best ones when you see a certain video 364 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 And the first four is 365 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 I'm going to the comments 366 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 They are, they have the best 367 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Comments ever 368 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 When you see a video and the first four is 369 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 I need to go to the comments 370 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Well I love it when the comments have been 371 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 Disabled as well 372 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 So you know instantly they've had some abuse 373 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 And they've had to disable the comments 374 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Because they don't want that negativity 375 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 So I've found the lady now 376 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Just Neve 377 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 That's all her name is 378 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Neve 379 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Nothing special about her 380 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 In the sense of what's going on 381 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 But 382 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I used to be afraid of gardening 383 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 But 384 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Then I grew a pear 385 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Classy 386 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 So she's grabbed some pears out of a tree 387 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 And she's just doing a dad joke 388 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I grew a pear 389 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 And she's laughing 390 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 But you go to the comments 391 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 I mean these have changed 392 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Since I've already saved the 393 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Oh pressing too many 394 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Buttons here now 395 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Jake has said hilarious 396 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Now give me a Tijuana 397 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Telephone 398 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 So that's obviously no doubt 399 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Some sort of sexual act 400 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Another chap has gone 401 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Funny, snail 402 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Trow my face 403 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 It's literally just loads 404 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And loads of super ones 405 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Hilarious, use me as a loofer 406 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 This is outstanding 407 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Let's dig up my grandmother 408 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 So why people have 409 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Obviously someone's done it originally 410 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 And then everyone has just gone on and on 411 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 And I did go through a few of the videos 412 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 And everyone has these 413 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Ridiculous comments on there 414 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 But she's probably loving that because look at the comments 415 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 In terms of the money she'll get from it 416 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 Just to do with that joke 417 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 So this one in particular 418 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 That's 234,000 likes 419 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 So I don't know 420 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 She's probably getting like 200 pounds 421 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 Or dollars if she's in America 422 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 I don't know where she's from 423 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 I think I've seen a video where someone 424 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Because they all get paid different prices 425 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 So this person had 2 million likes 426 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 I think, no sorry 427 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 2 million views, it was like 1000 likes 428 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 He didn't really say the comments on it 429 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 After something like that 430 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 But yeah, 750 quid off one video 431 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 2 million views 432 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 1000 likes 433 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Because you need to watch it 434 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Over a certain amount of time 435 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Now it's like 10 seconds and a half 436 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 To get paid 437 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 I think it's 15 because I did see 438 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Like some woman 439 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 I don't know 440 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 There was a sob story or something on the picture 441 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 And it just says please hold for 442 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 15 seconds so I can get 443 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 The revenue for like 444 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Any ones with the dog where it's size that 445 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 I was like fuck it 446 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 See these dog ones 447 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 They get me going 448 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Nothing that way 449 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 So again randomly 450 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 It'll just be out of the blue 451 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 I'll start getting the dog adoption ones 452 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 I log 3 o'clock in the morning mate 453 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I'm never up that early 454 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 I'm up an hour later but I'm not 455 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Up through the morning to still be awake at 3 o'clock 456 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 In the morning, not these days anyway 457 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Too old for that 458 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 But yeah, just random dog 459 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Adoptions because there's one happening this weekend 460 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 As well and it's like 461 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 It says adoptions free this 462 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Weekend essentially saying come and just 463 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Take a dog from us 464 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Which that baffles me as well 465 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 You have to pay to adopt the dog 466 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 But it's already 467 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Keep the company going 468 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 The rescues going 469 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 But it should say 470 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Adopt a dog and we'll have 471 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 A donation 472 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 It's just the word in for it 473 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 It can be a bit strange or I think so anyway 474 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 But yeah, I'll see the videos 475 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 And you said little dogs and I just want to 476 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Take my ball home and that 477 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Obviously we ain't got enough money 478 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 To buy better sound equipment 479 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 So I can't afford to have all these dogs either 480 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Good dog farm 481 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I'd love it 482 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 You know when you see the question 483 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 If I won the lottery 484 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 No one would know 485 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 No one would know 486 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 And that would be mine 487 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Dogs and dogs and dogs 488 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Of the animal kind 489 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Them days are long gone 490 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Again, I love it 491 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 Going on to the TikTok memes and that 492 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 People just edit the videos 493 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 So there's been a load of the Wolverine ones 494 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 When he pulls down his mask 495 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 And the classy one the other day 496 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 When my mates 497 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Chatting up a 10 out of 10 498 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 And then I see the monster coming over 499 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 And he just pulls it down 500 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Because he's 501 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I can't remember 502 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Yeah, but it's not 503 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Because I've got to take the 504 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 Jabba the Slut 505 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Because I've got to take on the Jabba the Slut 506 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 I should have sent it to you to be fair 507 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 I've seen it 508 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I literally have seen the exact same 509 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Yeah, but there's loads of them 510 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Just different situations 511 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Well, scenarios that have been said 512 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 And they have actually brought out 513 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 That choir version 514 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Madonna ass 515 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 So you know like 516 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 We were on a band before where she put the money off it 517 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 On Amazon Music anyway 518 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 It's there 519 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 The choir version, the original version 520 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 That should be in the charts now then 521 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Well, maybe it was like 522 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Way too light 523 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I dunno, it's still popular 524 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 I've put it on every now and again still 525 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Because it's in my head fucking constantly 526 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 The amount of people who have got loads of concerts 527 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 That I've seen doing 528 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 So it's not 529 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Their version of it, they're just singing 530 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Exactly the same 531 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 So I thought, yeah, you're not Madonna are ya? 532 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 No 533 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 No one's Madonna, there's only one Madonna 534 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 And they're never really right even Madonna 535 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 As I said, it's someone that I wouldn't want to remember 536 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 When we done the thing 537 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 So it's someone that I wouldn't want to do 538 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 But the song is catchy 539 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 I must admit 540 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 In the context of 541 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 It's brought a new light with the movie 542 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Well, it's one of the 543 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Greatest things about 544 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Movies and TV shows these days 545 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 We have said it enough times 546 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 The soundtracks that are coming out on these 547 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Films, Guardians of the Galaxy 548 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Obviously the Deadpool Wolverine one 549 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 A lot of quality 550 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 But it can do 551 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Again with the Kate Bush 552 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Stranger Things 553 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 How he brings a new audience 554 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 To the emotions of these songs 555 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 I just found out as well 556 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 The guy that directed 557 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Yeah, it was 558 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Whatever episode 559 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Episode 4 of season 560 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Whatever he was, he's the same person 561 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 That directed Deadpool Wolverine 562 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Yeah, again I saw that on TikTok 563 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 It's just full of knowledge 564 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I don't know why the Chinese don't like TikTok 565 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 It's all educational 566 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 And sometimes 567 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 You'll randomly scroll across to 568 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 Some guys with nunchucks 569 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Bashing himself 570 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 You know what I fucking heard on that TikTok 571 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 And I was fucking crying 572 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Remember that old thing during Covid 573 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Where he's like, yeah mate I'm not coming 574 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Into that but the Indian Covid 575 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 And my guys is speaking 576 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Fuck 577 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 I was fucking 578 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 He gradually just changes into an Indian accent 579 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 And then he's all 580 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Followed by a poop from 581 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 The Simpsons and that lot 582 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 Yeah, some people 583 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 You thought you were bloody bad 584 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Yeah, I mean 585 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 TikTok if you're not on it 586 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Well you don't need to be on it 587 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 But if you're not watching videos on it 588 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 It's addictive is it though now 589 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 It's stupid 590 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 After walking the dog in the morning 591 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 And I'm sitting down for four 592 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Whatever podcast or anything I'm listening to 593 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 I'll stop that 594 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Save it for when I'm driving 595 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 And it'll just be scrolling through 596 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Or if you're on the toilet 597 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 It's perfect for the toilet 598 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Yeah 599 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000 I mean how time has changed really 600 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000 You think when we were kids 601 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Having breakfast, having a bowl of cereals 602 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Reading the back of the cereal box 603 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Looking at the word search or whatever's on there 604 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000 And that and then these days 605 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 It's just phone and TV 606 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 In your hand or the side 607 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,000 It's a bit of a shame really 608 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Kind of related 609 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 So 610 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 I don't know D23 611 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Or whatever 612 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 So the comic con thing for Disney's one 613 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 So there's 614 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Toy Story 5 in development 615 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000 And apparently the plot story for that 616 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Is the toys are going to compete against 617 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000 iPads and phones and stuff 618 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Now for me 619 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Toy Story 3 620 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 It should have ended with that 621 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Yeah 622 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Yeah 623 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 When he moved to college 624 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 And left the toys to Bonnie 625 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 And then he drove away 626 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Perfect 627 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Just leave it 628 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Everyone had a little tear in their eye 629 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 It was just 630 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 It didn't need to be touched from that 631 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Even though he won the greatest movie ever 632 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 But the way it ended 633 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 It hadn't ended 634 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 And then just 635 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 How is it going to end now 636 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 With her giving them to someone else 637 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Or whatever 638 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 It's like the Fast and Furious films really 639 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 While they're still earning so much money 640 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 They're going to keep making them aren't they 641 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Because I think Toy Story earns like a billion each time 642 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Yeah 643 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 But like 644 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 That Fast and Furious was fucking shit 645 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 I don't think I've watched 646 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 That long 647 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Third or the fourth one 648 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 They're getting a bit unrealistic 649 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Didn't they go to space 650 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah they went to space and everything 651 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 But like 652 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 The last one 653 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000 The villain and the way 654 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000 It all worked 655 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 The double cross Vin Diesel's 656 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Character 657 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 It's just like 658 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 No that wouldn't have worked 659 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 It was just shit 660 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 The last one was crap as shit 661 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 To the point where I was like 662 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Why am I fucking watching that 663 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 I don't think there's enough famous people 664 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Or famous actors to keep putting in the films 665 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah but they do well 666 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I don't know how much 667 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 The last one mate but they do do well 668 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 It's surprising yeah 669 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,000 It's like slagging off the title sweet fans 670 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 The BTS or the 671 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000 What's the outside fans called now 672 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 The B-Hawke 673 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 I'm just guessing that 674 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 It is yeah 675 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000 So yeah it's slagging off them fans 676 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 The Fast and Furious franchise have a die hard 677 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Fan base 678 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 So yeah they're always going to watch it 679 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 But then again I suppose it's 680 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000 To be fair 681 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 One and two if it's on I do end up 682 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Watching them 683 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Number one and two 684 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000 And Tokyo Drift was a bit 685 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Off the rails 686 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 But I suppose that was because it was 687 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Just completely different 688 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 And the actors there was no 689 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Fast and it was just different 690 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 People in it so I suppose that's probably why 691 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 People didn't enjoy it and write it 692 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 As much as the first two but then yeah 693 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 But that integrates with the new 694 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000 I don't know how many you've watched 695 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 But it does integrate with it 696 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Yeah because I think the order of it was like 697 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 It should have been the fourth in the series 698 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Or something like that 699 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Yeah I can't remember 700 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 I think the 701 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Last one I watched was the first 702 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 One that I've seen 703 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000 The next one I think is the 704 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Last one like last overall now 705 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Is that going to be like number 12 706 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Like 10 or 2 or something 707 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Because whatever this movie is in 708 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Two parts so that was part one 709 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 So this is part two 710 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 But you think that Vin Diesel 711 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Has earned some good money off that if you think 712 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 About it 713 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 It can just 20 million each film 714 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 For now he probably has yeah so he's probably got that 715 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000 For at least the last five or six 716 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Plus a couple of million every time before 717 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 He's fucking solid for life 718 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 I feel like he's a bit of 719 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 An overrated actor to be fair 720 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 No I feel like 721 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 No I don't think he's 722 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Overrated I think he can't play anything else 723 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 That character no because he was the same 724 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Character in triple X 725 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Triple X 726 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I think he was the same 727 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 I didn't really watch that one 728 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 But like he wore the vest 729 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 And done the same 730 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 I was 731 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Attempted to do his voice 732 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 And I was like what the fuck am I doing here 733 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 He hasn't got an accent or anything 734 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 Plus you've already just done the Indian accent 735 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 What you on about you bloody bastard 736 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Unless you tried to do 737 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Like 738 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 J do a different Vin Diesel voice 739 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 It's all about family 740 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 That was Batman 741 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Yeah 742 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 But yeah 743 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 At least we've Arnold Schwarzenegger 744 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 He did some 745 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 More emotional kind of roles 746 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Brothers, is that what it's called brothers 747 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 No no 748 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Twins that was comedy role 749 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Kindergarten 750 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Car 751 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 It's not all about 752 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Just being the hard man or the 753 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Robot 754 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Sorry mate 755 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 No just again 756 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Rowan Reynolds 757 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Comedy 758 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 He's done romantic films 759 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Serious films, action 760 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 You know it's very versatile 761 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Hugh Jackman 762 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 He's probably the best example 763 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Bad ass actor Wolverine 764 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 To fucking music 765 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Riley Sharman 766 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 The music of all of that 767 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 So is that not there 768 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 I was going to say 769 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 You know about the Netflix the Fugitive 770 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Do you remember that movie 771 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Fucking man movie mate 772 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 I don't think I've watched the film 773 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 But I know there's been a series made 774 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 As well hasn't there 775 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 Or I might be thinking of something else 776 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Maybe Shula 777 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 No 778 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 So the Fugitive 779 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 It's got like 780 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 From the early 90s 781 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 It's got me thinking 782 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Con Air 783 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 The manliest man movie 784 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 Have you ever watched Con Air mate 785 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 You've watched Con Air 786 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I know I have 787 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 But it would have been like when I was 16 or something 788 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Air Force 789 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Air Force 1 790 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 So Fugitive, Con Air 791 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Yeah because what I remember essentially 792 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 It's the manly version 793 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Of Top Gun 794 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 It's not gay 795 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Con Air's 796 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Just 797 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 It's just 798 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 I'm just 799 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Laughing because 800 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 I can't think of 801 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 The geese's name no 802 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Quentin Tarantino 803 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 He went on a full rant 804 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 He was a part of a sketch show and that 805 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 He went on a full rant 806 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 No he might have been in a film actually 807 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Top Gun he's gay 808 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 They're all there shirtless 809 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Beach volleyball and all that 810 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Oh my god 811 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Even with the second one they still had to do 812 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 The same again 813 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 So 814 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Gay films 815 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 I probably saw 816 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Gay films 817 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Look I'm just 818 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Spreading the 819 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 The theories out there I'm not making them up 820 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 But if you're into 821 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Shirtless men playing beach volleyball 822 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Especially Tom Cruise 823 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 That was a thing as well they're all kicking off because 824 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 The closing ceremony 825 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Of the Olympics 826 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Which 827 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 We haven't talked about I know we're not 828 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 A sports podcast but there's been 829 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 A couple of things that we should have spoke about 830 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Mainly the 831 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Breakdance in Australia later 832 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 I keep seeing it 833 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 But I haven't watched it 834 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 I haven't watched any of the Olympics 835 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I've never really been into it 836 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 I've seen that this one was the poorest 837 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 In terms of UK medals collection 838 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 They do pretty alright but this is the lowest 839 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 I couldn't say how many 840 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Was one or not 841 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 I think I've seen it was the equivalent 842 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Of 17.4 843 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Million for every gold 844 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 In terms of government funding 845 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 And it was in terms of every 3.4 846 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Million 847 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 For medal bicyclists 848 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Every 3.4 million 849 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Money the government's putting has got a medal back 850 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 On this one over the past four years 851 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 It's government funding 852 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 And then when you do your lottery 853 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 X-Man goes to the Olympics and everything 854 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 So basically 855 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 For every medal 856 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 We wanted the Olympics 857 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Equivalent of 3.4 million 858 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 UK funding on winning 859 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 That medal. For every gold medal 860 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 Equivalent of 17.3 million 861 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 For every gold medal this one 862 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Normally we do a lot of Bella 863 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Or apparently 864 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 But yeah going back to 865 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Breakdancing I haven't seen it 866 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 The Australian as a country 867 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Australia won an apology of 868 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Rygood because 869 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Oh mate there's a whole expirience about 870 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Have you seen it? I've seen 871 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 The dance I've only broken 872 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 It's a breakdance isn't it? Yeah and 873 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 So it's not good 874 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 It's more like 875 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Someone that's had a few too many 876 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 To drink at a wedding and think 877 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Ah shit run the MCs on 878 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Boston, Boston Moo 879 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 So she's not good 880 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 She wasn't the best out of the Australians 881 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 That were in the qualifier 882 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Apparently 883 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Because it wasn't a 884 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Category originally 885 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 For the Olympics anyway 886 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 When he became one 887 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Australia wasn't going to have a team for 888 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 A contestant for him 889 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 So she set up the committee 890 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Her husband was ahead of it 891 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 And so all this competition 892 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Like the qualifications for 893 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Essentially 894 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Yeah 895 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 So I've seen some of the videos of the 896 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Qualifications and she does the same dance 897 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 So it's not a new 898 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Routine every time either 899 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 And that's one of the 900 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 All I've got is perks in my head 901 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 It's not perks 902 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 One of the authentic things 903 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 About breakdancing is that 904 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 It's off the cuff 905 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 It's not all step up to or step up to the streets 906 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 It's just feeling the music 907 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Going with the flow 908 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 And just popping on locky at the moment 909 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 But the fact that she's using 910 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Beating off the crowd basically 911 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 So she's doing the same thing over and over 912 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 And she's not got better 913 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 The other thing I've seen after the Olympics 914 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Is the Turkish man 915 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 On the shooting range 916 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Where he'd call us fuck 917 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 In the South Korean 918 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 She looked cool as fuck 919 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 She had a teddy in one hand 920 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Fucking cap on the grass 921 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Fucking all over her arm 922 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Fucking shooting 923 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 And then the geezer had that massive 924 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Slango with the fucking high jump 925 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 Yeah the pole vault version 926 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 I mean he's lost but he did win 927 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 He's won 928 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 I know he's been offered to do porn as well 929 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 And you think 930 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 You might just do it once 931 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 He's done a couple of movies 932 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 On a few quid 933 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Well probably more money than he's done 934 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 From fucking pole vault 935 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 But is he a grow or a shower 936 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 So I mean he could just be a shower 937 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 He's only got to get hard 938 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 So the top guns guy 939 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 We just had a little guy 940 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 A little guy chat then 941 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 What's in the other 942 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Look there's nothing wrong with appreciating 943 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 The male body 944 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Above men 945 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 If that's what the class of themselves 946 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Are anyway 947 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 We've not spoken about the Olympics 948 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 But then there was 949 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 They were all moaning about Tom Cruise 950 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 The way he's 951 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Paraceled down 952 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 And then he's got the flag 953 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 And he's gone off on a motorbike 954 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 And then he's gone on a plane and then parachuting off 955 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 So they're kicking off about 956 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 The carbon footprint 957 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Of Tom Cruise 958 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Doing a show 959 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Because the next Olympics is going to be in America 960 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 So they're kicking off about that 961 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 But it wasn't an issue 962 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 This is French people kicking off about it 963 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Anyway 964 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 But there wasn't an issue with the open ceremony 965 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 Even though there was 966 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Which for us 967 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 It was surprising we didn't actually touch upon 968 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 The open ceremony 969 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 It's old news now definitely 970 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 That lost 10 days ago 971 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 So much pushing regarding to that 972 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 And then obviously around that time 973 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Obviously just been a lot of shit 974 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Going on in there 975 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Just so much negative shit 976 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 But you know 977 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 We're keeping it real here anyway 978 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 So we don't need to talk about 979 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Everyone else's news 980 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 But now finally 981 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 We will get on to the old 982 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Correspondence 983 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 And firstly 984 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 We'll just get the emails 985 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Out of the way with first 986 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 And then we'll go on to the features 987 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Now I will 988 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 Start off with Lee first 989 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Because he's been positive 990 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Football's back 991 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Can't wait for it 992 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 What do you guys think about it then 993 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 And by the way 994 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 We've united 995 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 On the charity shield game 996 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 We're not going to talk about football 997 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Too much, nobody says we'd probably do predictions 998 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Or something 999 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 I mean there's no point 1000 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Man City are going to win 1001 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 Or Chelsea 1002 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 But we all know about your tactics 1003 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 And belief in certain 1004 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 People 1005 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Hence why I've saved Gates when employed 1006 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 The Messiah 1007 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 He won't be for long 1008 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 Honestly, Ramadjit so 1009 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 I was being optimistic 1010 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 I just needed to be fucking believe in him 1011 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 For one game 1012 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I think 1013 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 I have a good feeling about Chelsea 1014 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 I just 1015 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 I mean 1016 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 I've just got a good feeling 1017 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 I won't go into him to do it 1018 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 I just think at some point 1019 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Especially if they get 1020 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 The Napoli striker 1021 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Who sounds like a Pokemon 1022 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Oshawa 1023 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Oshawa yeah 1024 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 I can't believe 1025 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 They still haven't got a striker 1026 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 They have got 1027 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Lukaku 1028 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 They've never raided Lukaku 1029 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Jackson's not good enough 1030 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 No Jackson no no 1031 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Apparently that Lukaku's going to 1032 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Napoli 1033 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Yeah 1034 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 So 1035 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 What they wanted from 1036 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 The other week was Oshawa 1037 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 On loan for a season 1038 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 And Napoli took away Lukaku 1039 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 But essentially 1040 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 To make regulations by a super 1041 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Yeah but they don't want to 1042 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Napoli don't want to loan Oshawa 1043 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 They want the 100 million euros 1044 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Or 120 whatever they've got him as a release 1045 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Cause 1046 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Still they just need a striker 1047 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 That's been the main thing that's been seen 1048 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 They've just got NetO from Wolves and that as well 1049 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 He's a good player 1050 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 He is? They've got my honestly 1051 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 They've signed a new goalkeeper 1052 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 They've signed two new 1053 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Goalkeepers? They've got four 1054 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 First team goalkeepers I didn't write that 1055 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 And I know that obviously 1056 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 They're getting rid of the one 1057 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 That's out 1058 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Kepas 1059 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Yeah but he's been on loan 1060 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Yeah but they're trying to sell him 1061 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Now 1062 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 I thought he would have just stayed at Madrid anyway 1063 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 No no no 1064 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 So he's going back there so 1065 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 Literally I always thought a striker and a goalkeeper 1066 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 That's a decent part 1067 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Anyway 1068 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 I won't go on a rally 1069 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 I'm not going to be the worst team 1070 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I think they've got more of a chance than Manny 1071 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Really if you think about it 1072 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 Or do you not? 1073 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 No 1074 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 You think Manny's got more of a chance? 1075 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 I think you know I would have finished 1076 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Both Charles if he'd said yeah 1077 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 No no I know I've been out man 1078 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 No 1079 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 No I know 1080 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 No I don't know 1081 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 It's hard to sign to the season 1082 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Everyone's in lock 1083 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 And I think it's going to be a lot of windows blows 1084 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Because obviously one player can't make all the difference 1085 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 But it will be hard to beat 1086 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 I feel like it's going to come down to injuries again this season 1087 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Because not just with United last year 1088 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Obviously Newcastle 1089 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Liverpool a couple of years ago 1090 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 We've essentially no defence 1091 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 With Van Dijk and that out 1092 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 I will say West Ham 1093 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 And Villa are building a little 1094 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 That's going to be a good game on a 1095 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Well is that tomorrow? 1096 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I know that's their first game of the season 1097 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Also our first game on Super Sunday 1098 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 If you've got Sky 1099 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Or a Dodgy Box 1100 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Chelsea, Mancino 1101 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 4 o'clock half four sorry kick off 1102 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Is it really Super Sunday though? 1103 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Nah I mean Super Sundays used to be fucking Super 1104 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 But the game before was like Christopher Halle's 1105 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 First Bramford that ended super 1106 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Well from the fixtures that I have seen 1107 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 The first Super Sunday 1108 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Which should be a Super Sunday 1109 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 Is the third game of the season 1110 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 4 o'clock 1111 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 Against United Liverpool 1112 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Now Liverpool haven't even signed anyone 1113 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 As well have they? No 1114 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Zubamenda 1115 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Which that's been quality 1116 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Because there's Liverpool's 1117 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Biggest fan channel 1118 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Unfilled Agenda 1119 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Craig he's a bit of a character anyway 1120 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 But he was singing 1121 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 The theme of Scooby Doo 1122 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 And he was 1123 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Making his own lyrics 1124 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Zubamenda and he was like 1125 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Zubi dooby doo 1126 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 So obviously when he's 1127 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Rejected Liverpool 1128 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Because they agreed to transfer 1129 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 But he rejected them personally didn't he? 1130 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Yeah so the clubs agreed these 1131 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 But he was like nah 1132 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 But sometimes they're like 1133 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 At the moment who does he play for? 1134 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Rousey, he's had a different climate 1135 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Well apparently that was one of the reasons 1136 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 He's had to walk through the mountains 1137 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 And all that at the club 1138 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 I get it obviously 1139 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Let's face it 1140 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 North of England 1141 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 But when your wages are going to get 1142 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Redrupled so you're going to be earning 1143 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 120 grand a week 1144 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 This is what I always thought 1145 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 When you're earning 120 or 50 grand a week 1146 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 You're still fucking doing alright mate 1147 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 To the point where 1148 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Now I'm maybe just me 1149 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Because I don't have that kind of money 1150 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Either way you've done well 1151 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 So why not enjoy your youth? 1152 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 See I know what you're saying 1153 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Because we come from the generation where 1154 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 You wanted to play for the badge in your club 1155 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 It wasn't about earning money 1156 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 But I think 1157 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 Because a lot of the players these days 1158 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 They know it's a short career 1159 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 So they want to earn as much as possible 1160 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Because you're not going to earn 100 grand a week 1161 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Being a pundit, more a manager 1162 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 It is unusual 1163 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 For someone to reject 1164 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 A big Premier League team 1165 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Especially Liverpool as well to be honest 1166 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 How they have been, James is going to be fucking 1167 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Cheesing all over the place at the moment 1168 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,000 But for a club as big as Liverpool 1169 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 To reject them 1170 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 It's just ballsy, daddy 1171 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 You don't expect it 1172 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Have you heard any rumours of a Liverpool boy? 1173 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Because that's all I've heard for the past few weeks 1174 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 With him and obviously when he got rejected 1175 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 The only one that I saw 1176 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 After the rejection 1177 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 Was that 1178 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 It had been trying to get 1179 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Ugarte from PSG for weeks as well 1180 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 Is that Liverpool are going to 1181 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 Hoaget that deal 1182 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 But that's not from sources from Liverpool 1183 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 It's mainly just 1184 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 These fake Twitter accounts 1185 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 In the nose 1186 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 A bit of Liverpool fans essentially saying 1187 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 That they're going to hoaget the deal 1188 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 I've not seen any official links 1189 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Liverpool boys main transfers 1190 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 I've not seen any 1191 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 It's been pretty quiet 1192 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 My newman Villa have been busy 1193 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 And Chelsea obviously 1194 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Normally there's like 1195 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 A lot going on 1196 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 There's a lot of money being spent 1197 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 But everyone's like, I saw that 1198 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 And obviously as I just said 1199 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 I know Villa are in West Ham 1200 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 But Villa, they're in the Champions League 1201 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 They've got to go for a little bit 1202 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 They have to sell to meet the PSG 1203 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 PSR 1204 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 And financial fair play 1205 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Where did this PSR come from 1206 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 What the fuck is that 1207 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 I think it's going to ruin football to be fair 1208 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Because apart from Man City 1209 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000 There's not enough clubs 1210 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 That can properly avoid 1211 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 These rules 1212 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 That's why you're seeing the logs of 1213 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Arsenal selling the mills to McRoe 1214 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 To Fulham 1215 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 35 mil, that's pure profit 1216 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 To their budget then 1217 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 So it's going to mean that 1218 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 A lot of clubs have to buy 1219 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Cheap foreign players 1220 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 So they can still meet these regulations 1221 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 And sell 1222 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Homegrown 1223 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 The homegrown youth talent 1224 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Just so they can get that 1225 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 And then leave these 1226 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Not saying all of them will be 1227 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 But the foreign players aren't good enough 1228 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 Just leave them on the bench 1229 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 And just let them go at the end of the contract 1230 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 I think it will ruin the game 1231 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 Because there's not enough clubs 1232 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Obviously with Man City 1233 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 How much money they've illegally pumped into the club over the years 1234 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Allegedly mate 1235 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 It's all got to come out soon 1236 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 The trial's starting 1237 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Next month I think 1238 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 And they're hoping to have it wrapped up 1239 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 Either before 1240 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Or just after Christmas 1241 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 It's happened mate 1242 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 You can't have that many 1243 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 Allegations against yourself 1244 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 And none of them will be fucking true 1245 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 You know, UEFA 1246 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Tried 1247 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Tagging to court and that before 1248 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 The Premier League 1249 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 It's only because they got all the money that was out to pay everyone off 1250 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 And sweep them under the rug 1251 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 But essentially 1252 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Because of how they've managed to 1253 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Pump the money in one way or another 1254 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 They are 1255 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Financially stable 1256 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 To be able to say, yeah we've earned 700 million 1257 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 And 400 million is 1258 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Profit, whatever it is 1259 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 So they could spend 1260 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Hundreds of millions on players every year 1261 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Have they sold anyone? 1262 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 I know they've sold 1263 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Alvarez 1264 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 And I know they've looked at the West Ham kit 1265 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Which is just a compensation package 1266 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 I can't remember the strike is now 1267 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 But I think that's 1268 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 About 1.4 million in there 1269 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 But only have to give 1270 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 Yeah, Alvarez to 1271 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Electrometry for 81 million 1272 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 I think 1273 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 From the company 1274 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 That own Man City 1275 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 One of their 1276 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Savio 1277 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 And he is now 1278 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 A lot of Salvatore 1279 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Yeah, because he played for Inter Shield in there 1280 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Yeah, so Girona 1281 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 Which is one of the group that owns 1282 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 Manchester City 1283 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 It's one of their clubs 1284 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 So that was why it was annoying 1285 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Man City can buy one of their own players 1286 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 From their other club essentially 1287 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 But you know I've seen one in 1288 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Tadevo from Nice 1289 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 They were like, no you can't do that 1290 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Even though there was interest before in us 1291 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 But just sort of at a stake 1292 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 So yeah 1293 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Again, more controversy 1294 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 More back-handers turn a blind eye 1295 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Let us do what we want 1296 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Talking about Ligue 1 1297 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000 So that's 1298 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 Ligue 1, French League 1299 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Sorry, I'm just... 1300 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 The none, cultured people out there 1301 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 No one's buying their TV, right? 1302 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Are we seeing this? 1303 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 What, so their equipment of the TV 1304 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Or something to me? 1305 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 No, so basically you know how you can watch 1306 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Premier League in Spain 1307 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 In France and Germany 1308 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 So no UK channels pick them up 1309 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 No Spanish channels pick them up 1310 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 No German channels pick up the league 1311 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 It's the point where I think 1312 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 The zone in France 1313 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Where you watch Ligue 1 1314 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 I've won $40 a month 1315 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 For just, yeah 1316 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 So even there, like saying 1317 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Fuck it, a lot of people are cancelling 1318 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 That one, so it's not worth 1319 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Obviously, football's a rip-off anyway 1320 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Like sports sports, yeah 1321 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Unless you go dodge your box 1322 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000 So yeah, so no channels 1323 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000 No companies, like foreign companies 1324 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Are picking up the league rights to showcase them 1325 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 See, so 1326 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000 Since that's happening then 1327 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 What I would think should happen 1328 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Which I thought would be 1329 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 I'm surprised no clubs are doing it yet 1330 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 But Netflix style 1331 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 You pay a subscription to watch your own club 1332 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000 So like how 1333 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 MUTV and Liverpool TV 1334 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000 And that, most clubs have got 1335 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Their own TV channel 1336 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Where it's actually on TV or online 1337 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Why you can't 1338 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Just pay like £10 a month 1339 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 To watch every one of your own club's games 1340 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Is annoying 1341 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 Well I've thought about this, but why don't like 1342 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 You just have like, so like if the Premier League 1343 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Did one, so it's Premier League 1344 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 Just Premier League, so not just 1345 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 Your team, for like £20 a month 1346 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 Or something like that, £15 a month 1347 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 Everyone would get rid of Sky Sports 1348 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 And you know 1349 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 Sky could still do it 1350 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Like how they've got the Formula One channel and stuff 1351 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000 If they just had a dedicated channel, no one would bother about the other ones 1352 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 It would work 1353 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Because back in the day when they used to have the 1354 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 Demortiview, where you could like 1355 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 Pick the match, yeah 1356 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000 They often are still doing the championship ones 1357 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 But it should do with everyone 1358 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000 You know, you go onto the football channel 1359 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Well I want to watch this game today 1360 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 And then they're still getting 1361 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000 The random revenue and everything from all of you 1362 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000 Yeah, so, yeah, I agree with that 1363 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000 But what I'm saying is, if the Premier League 1364 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 So obviously, you don't sell the Premier League 1365 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 Rides to Spain, obviously Spain just 1366 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Buys there for 15 euro 1367 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 With the equivalent of 17 euro 1368 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 To watch them, which I think 1369 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 You'd probably end up earning more money 1370 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000 And it's self-sufficient as such 1371 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 Yeah, well it was like with lockdown 1372 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 Covid lockdown 1373 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Where you could pay to watch 1374 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 The games as well, you could pay for individual games 1375 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 You know, something like that 1376 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 I think would work, because not everyone 1377 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 Can like 1378 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000 Go to the ground and watch a game anyway 1379 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 So, when it is games that aren't on 1380 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000 The TV, if you could pay like 5 or 6 pound 1381 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 To watch that individual game 1382 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000 It'd make so much more money 1383 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000 I know you can do with the Blues, you can watch the Blues 1384 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 Game every game. I think it's just the Premier League 1385 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000 I was going to say, it's also the Black Eyed Peas and Full Clock 1386 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000 Yeah, I think that's what it is because of that black out 1387 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 They won't do that 1388 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 Which is just an old fashioned rule, they need to just 1389 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Get rid of it, and if it is a problem 1390 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Just stagger the games then 1391 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Change it so it's a 1 o'clock kick off 1392 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 On Saturdays instead or something 1393 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 So the other games, the normal 1394 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 The non-league or the lower league 1395 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Games still kick off at 3 1396 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 So if it was a half file 1397 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000 With a 1 o'clock kick off, there's still a chance 1398 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 To get to the other games, which 1399 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 That was what the rule was brought into force for 1400 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 So people wouldn't 1401 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000 Not go and watch local teams 1402 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 At the end of the day, if the local teams 1403 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 Aren't entertaining enough as watching 1404 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000 Jeffield Genoled under the big screen 1405 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Then you're not going to watch them anyway, are you? 1406 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 No, no, I do love the fuck it was like, we're not going to 1407 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Talk about football anymore 1408 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 I know, and I didn't even give James his email 1409 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Yeah, either 1410 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 But yeah, that was about 10 minutes 1411 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 We will quickly say James 1412 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Because he's already 1413 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 Jizzed out because we praised Liverpool 1414 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 And he just says, time for 1415 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 The real talk to start 1416 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 Now then lads, hope you're 1417 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Ready with United to get embarrassed 1418 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Again, I think he 1419 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Just means about the league in general 1420 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 I do have a feeling Tenard will get 1421 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000 Sacked this season 1422 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 But why would you feel that he will 1423 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 I just don't think they're going to perform 1424 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 I just, I just 1425 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Man, you and it 1426 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Sure is injured again, obviously 1427 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 The player that the brawl 1428 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 Apparently knew 1429 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Had this issue beforehand 1430 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 He's injured now 1431 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 What, you're on about Xerxes? 1432 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000 No, the 1433 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 Lenny Yarrow? 1434 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000 Again, that was false rumours 1435 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 There wasn't any 1436 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 Previous meta-tarsal or anything 1437 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 It's just 1438 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Bit around Madrid fans 1439 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000 And other fans that 1440 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 Because apparently he rejected Liverpool as well 1441 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000 Well, there were him for him but because 1442 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 The brawl Madrid, the only club 1443 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 He was going to go to, they backed out 1444 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 So again, it is just more 1445 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 False news from a bit of fans 1446 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000 But now I think 1447 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000 Tenard, I can't lie 1448 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 But do you think Liverpool 1449 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Have a better season than Liverpool? 1450 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 No 1451 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 I mean, I'll know from 1452 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Ipswich I do believe 1453 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 Is their first game 1454 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 So it's not going to be a big test for them 1455 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 But once 1456 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000 I see how 1457 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000 Arnaz Lutz actually playing 1458 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000 Because obviously we played pre-season 1459 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:51,000 But both of us had half a team essentially 1460 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Once I see the first 1461 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000 Game for both of us, not just United 1462 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000 But I will watch the Liverpool game because that's 1463 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Half 12 tomorrow 1464 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000 About two and a half hours 1465 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000 After this is actually released today 1466 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000 As everyone else is listening, especially our 1467 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000 YouTube fan, Mahadi 1468 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 5-3 1469 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 Something 1470 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Definitely not bitter 1471 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 No, no, and if he's still listening 1472 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 We do appreciate your comments 1473 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000 The quality is not too poor that he can 1474 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000 Withstand listening to it 1475 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000 But once I watch the games 1476 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 I'm not even going to be able to watch the Liverpool game 1477 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 No, no, no 1478 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000 You'll be in Liverpool, mate 1479 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000 I'm going to Liverpool, but I'll get the missus 1480 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 To drive, I'll have the tablet 1481 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000 Watching on that 1482 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000 And as long as I've got 4G 1483 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 While driving, so I can hotspot off my phone 1484 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 It'll be alright, so James I will be able to watch 1485 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Liverpool 1486 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000 It's mad because I'll be going to Liverpool 1487 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000 And the Liverpool fans will be going away 1488 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000 That's going to be an early drive 1489 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000 For them as well, for the ones that are driving 1490 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000 Anyway, it's like a five hour trip 1491 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 Or something 1492 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000 So 1493 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000 You're sure you'll be getting on the train, won't you? 1494 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000 You'll be getting on the train at about 8 o'clock 1495 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Cracking open a tins 1496 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,000 You can't have a proper sing-song on a plane, can you? 1497 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 I don't know, I've seen some flights to our beef, mate 1498 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Proper geezers 1499 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000 So yeah, once I've seen the games 1500 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000 The total transfers in 1501 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 What? No, I just want to see how 1502 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000 Because I know how 1503 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Ten Args wants to play 1504 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 It's just whether the players actually do for him 1505 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 But I want to see how much 1506 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000 Slot he's changing, if he is 1507 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Changing anything, if he's going to play the same way as 1508 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Jurgen Klopp 1509 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Then it's an easy transfer for him 1510 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000 You know, they don't have to 1511 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,000 Change anything, the system stays the same 1512 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,000 And I think they will do well 1513 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000 But if he wants to change 1514 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000 Much of the style of play, then that's where 1515 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000 They'll struggle 1516 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000 So yeah, once I've actually seen them 1517 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 And not only will I be sitting there 1518 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000 With a pen and paper and taking notes 1519 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,000 But yeah, if they play the same 1520 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000 As Klopp, and then 1521 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,000 Obviously, if there's not 1522 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 An injury crisis, then 1523 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 I think Man City 1524 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Arsenal Liverpool 1525 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Will be tied between them two for 1526 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Second and third, and United fourth 1527 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000 I think we're going to be back in the 1528 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000 Top 40 at the end of the season 1529 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000 Again, injury for me 1530 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000 I think that's all it does come down to 1531 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000 Ready for United this season 1532 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Hopefully 1533 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000 It's not as bad, but 1534 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 Yeah, appreciate that as always James 1535 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 Hopefully 1536 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 You've enjoyed the 1537 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 Quality of this podcast 1538 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000 And it's not 1539 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Ruined your ears too much 1540 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 But we have got other correspondents 1541 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000 It is getting on 1542 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 A little bit late for you, so 1543 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 We will just do a quick 1544 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000 Two of the issues 1545 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000 And we'll get the confessions on 1546 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000 Because I've seen this 1547 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000 Confession 1548 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 And I'm waiting for your reaction 1549 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Oh, no 1550 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Sorry, there was 1551 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000 Lauren 1552 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 She did say, you will be moaning 1553 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000 When it's cold and wet in a few weeks time 1554 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 Because obviously, we're not a weather podcast 1555 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 And we have moaned about the heat lately 1556 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 And we do speak about the weather 1557 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000 Maybe a little bit too much 1558 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,000 I mean, it's not really too much 1559 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000 When it's relevant 1560 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000 I mean, it doesn't feel too bad 1561 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000 At the moment 1562 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,000 No, I'm not going to be moaning 1563 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,000 When it's wet and cold and raining 1564 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,000 I'll moan about the people on the road 1565 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000 Because 1566 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,000 We had it the other week 1567 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,000 A little bit of rain 1568 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000 And people are, what's going on 1569 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000 Two days of sunshine, I forget how to drive in the rain 1570 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000 I'm on the motorway 1571 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Barely doing 45 1572 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000 No accidents or anything 1573 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000 What is this 1574 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Oh, fucking hell 1575 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000 Cracks me up, that's what annoys me about 1576 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000 The cold weather and the wet and the snow 1577 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000 I don't mind, I can drive for a week 1578 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000 Fine, to other people 1579 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000 People piss me off 1580 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,000 I do enjoy people 1581 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,000 So, on to the first feature 1582 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 We have 1583 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 I don't know if I should say his name 1584 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:17,000 Noah says 1585 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:23,000 When women take deceptive pictures for their dating profile pictures 1586 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000 I need to know if you're fit or not 1587 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Right 1588 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Leave off the filters 1589 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,000 Yes, and also, you know 1590 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000 A lot of them are headshots 1591 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,000 They're probably going to be a bit chubby 1592 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Like, that's a given 1593 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000 I mean, I'm not in that world 1594 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000 I can imagine that pine through that 1595 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Because you're thinking, you're talking 1596 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 It's catfishing bias 1597 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000 Well, it is catfishing, you know 1598 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000 I've been there in the past myself 1599 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000 As you say, you see a headshot 1600 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000 A little bit of cleavage underneath 1601 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000 And then it turns out to be 1602 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000 It's a lot of cleavage all over 1603 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000 I mean, no one wants to see kangals 1604 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000 And fat boobs 1605 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,000 But 1606 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000 I mean, someone had to say it 1607 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000 In fair play, Noah 1608 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,000 He sends a dick pic to someone 1609 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 That he thought looked totally different 1610 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000 And he's like, fucking she's done me in the ass 1611 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000 It's the worst ones 1612 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000 Where you meet them in person 1613 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000 And they don't look fucking nice 1614 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000 Because you have to follow through with it 1615 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000 Do you be nasty? That's the thing 1616 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000 No, I did follow through with it 1617 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000 When that happened to me 1618 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 I mean, you've already made the effort to go out 1619 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000 So you're just cracking my world 1620 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000 But yeah, I imagine a lot of people would be like 1621 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,000 No, I'm not having this 1622 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000 Just walk off 1623 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 But nah, you're out 1624 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 And that's the best thing about alcohol 1625 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 Beer goggles 1626 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 She's not so chubby 1627 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 I mean, she's always still chubby 1628 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000 You just know 1629 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000 I just don't care 1630 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000 So yeah 1631 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,000 You just ride 1632 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Over exits 1633 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000 There you go, Noah 1634 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000 We feel your pain on that one 1635 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000 And then we have 1636 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000 Got Laura and she is 1637 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000 Why do these idiots refuse 1638 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000 To go at the speed limit 1639 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000 It's 30, not 18 1640 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000 Yeah, so 1641 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000 I have this problem 1642 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000 Obviously, and it's always 1643 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000 Everyone's driving really 1644 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000 Too fast, or just not fast enough 1645 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000 Like, if it's furlough 1646 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000 Do 34 1647 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000 Well the thing is 1648 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000 On your actual speedo 1649 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,000 33, 34 is 30 1650 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,000 Anyway, so like, just do a bit more 1651 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000 You're alright, but I did 1652 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000 There's cameras around, and sound keep on the 30 1653 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000 You know you're safe, you're not getting a ticket 1654 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000 And I know 1655 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000 Laura, when she was behind this car 1656 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000 It's the worst ones, where they're doing 18 more 1657 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000 And then brake at every bend 1658 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000 There's not a stop 1659 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 It's not a turn, but the bending because the road 1660 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000 Turns, brake 1661 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000 Oh, fucking hell, I just wanna fucking 1662 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000 There's another car 1663 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Not even that close 1664 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,000 But they'll still hit the brakes 1665 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Just take it back, it's alright, you don't need to keep tapping the brake 1666 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000 It's where when someone rags you past 1667 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000 You're just like, fucking hell 1668 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000 You're over it, but when someone's 1669 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000 Prolonging 18 more, it's not a braking 1670 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 And it's always when you need to be 1671 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000 Somewhere 1672 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 Everyone's got the fucking Sunday morning 1673 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000 When it pisses me off 1674 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Because it is the summer holidays 1675 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000 At the moment, in the UK 1676 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000 I think there is more Sunday drivers out 1677 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000 During the day at the moment, in the week 1678 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Because they haven't got 1679 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000 Somewhere to be 1680 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000 It's like, oh yeah, I'm just taking the kids out for the day 1681 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Or whatever, or drop them off at the Nan's 1682 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000 So I'll take my time 1683 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000 But yeah, it's 1684 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000 You know, you've gotta be somewhere 1685 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Or you've just been shopping, you just wanna get back home 1686 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000 And everyone's driving 1687 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 Like a fucking moron 1688 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 So we do, we feel more 1689 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000 I feel like I get stuck 1690 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Behind that kind of driver 1691 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 Constantly 1692 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000 I mean, we're out on the road every day 1693 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000 Me, usually driving a lot 1694 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Longer than you, but I get it on the motorway 1695 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,000 As well 1696 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000 I mean, again, we've spoken about it enough times 1697 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 People just being in the middle of the right lane 1698 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Not even doing 70 1699 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Just drive, any 1700 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000 Just fucking drive 1701 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000 Just fucking move 1702 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000 Don't be on the way, don't be a dickhead 1703 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,000 Don't be on the road, stay at home 1704 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000 Be extra safe 1705 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000 Just drive fairly 1706 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000 Just move over 1707 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,000 If it rains, don't go too slow 1708 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000 If it goes too slow, move the fuck over 1709 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 And if you're not comfortable driving in the rain or snow 1710 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Don't be on the road 1711 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Get a taxi, fucking susted there 1712 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000 Taxi drivers are annoying as well 1713 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000 They're either going too fast or too slow 1714 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000 Fuck me sometimes when a taxi driver's too chally 1715 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000 I just wanna go to him, shut the fuck up 1716 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Oh, I had one on the way back last Friday 1717 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Like, you know you just 1718 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000 Had a few beers, I was sitting there and I'm not drunk or anything 1719 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000 I just wanna relax now 1720 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000 Been out 1721 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,000 Food, beers 1722 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000 Oh, erm, so what you do for work 1723 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000 Then I'm like, oh my god, it's Friday afternoon 1724 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 I don't wanna talk about work, mate 1725 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000 I was just there like, I've had a shit week at work 1726 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000 I don't need to bring it up again now 1727 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000 I just told him, oh yeah 1728 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,000 So, he's going to Casperong, yeah yeah 1729 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000 Do you mind me asking if you lived there? 1730 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1731 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000 Just fucking shut up, drive me there 1732 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000 Yeah, but then he was probably hoping 1733 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000 That you had some spare pizza 1734 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 And you was going to have from a couple of slices or something 1735 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 But yeah, we do, we feel your pain 1736 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000 Now we are on to 1737 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000 What I've been looking forward to 1738 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000 Ever since I've 1739 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,000 Received this email 1740 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 So, I haven't seen it 1741 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000 But I'm about to read that for the first time 1742 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000 You are about to read it 1743 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 So, you're gonna be with me if I 1744 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000 Father JD 1745 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,000 I'm gonna call you Father Jamie 1746 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000 I'm just doing this, Father JD 1747 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Right, here we go 1748 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000 Don't read it in your head 1749 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000 Read it in your head 1750 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,000 Okay 1751 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Wait, because I can just see the line ahead 1752 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Wait, wait, wait 1753 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Wait, wait 1754 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000 Wait, wait, wait 1755 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000 It's even at the start of when I was a younger lady 1756 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000 Okay, what? 1757 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000 Okay, confession 1758 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000 When I was a younger lady 1759 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000 I used to have a cheap vibrator 1760 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000 This was before rechargeable devices 1761 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,000 So it required a regular 1762 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000 Change of batteries 1763 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,000 Quite often I would realize 1764 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000 The batteries needed replacing 1765 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000 When it was too late to go to the shop 1766 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000 So I would borrow the batteries 1767 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000 From my little brother's game boy 1768 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000 Advance 1769 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,000 Needless to say, my brother would quite often 1770 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Be told, I'm for needing more 1771 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Batteries for his stupid games 1772 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,000 To my shame 1773 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,000 I never once stuck up for it 1774 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Fuck you, man 1775 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000 I can't absolve you for your sins 1776 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000 I'm not sticking up for your brother 1777 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 I mean, you know he's playing Pokemon as well 1778 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000 So you fucking done him out 1779 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000 Game Boy Advance days 1780 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,000 That was the main game to play back on the old 1781 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,000 Game Boy Advance 1782 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,000 My childhood 1783 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,000 It's just when I was a younger 1784 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000 Lady, it's just like 1785 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,000 I mean, I'm guessing she just means 1786 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000 Because it was like 20 years ago 1787 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,000 Not that she was like 12 years old 1788 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000 But 1789 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000 But 1790 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000 But 1791 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000 Fuck you, man 1792 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000 She should have stuck up for her brother and just says 1793 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000 Look, mom 1794 01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000 He takes batteries, he needs more batteries 1795 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000 For it 1796 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000 As already 1797 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000 And I'm saying it as well 1798 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000 How many times batteries he said 1799 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,000 But like 1800 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,000 The way I borrowed 1801 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000 They got fucking used, they weren't borrowed 1802 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000 Oh yeah, they were drained 1803 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000 Imagine 1804 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000 You were a woman yet 1805 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,000 Because it must be the worst 1806 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,000 You're almost there and that fucking dies 1807 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000 I mean 1808 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000 Not from using a vibrator 1809 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000 But I've been close to ejaculating 1810 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000 And then something pops up 1811 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000 Not me, I'm already off 1812 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000 You have to stop 1813 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000 Yeah, but you can go back to it 1814 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000 But like that way, once those batteries are dead 1815 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,000 It's too late to go to the shops 1816 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,000 And you ain't got a brother with a Game Boy Advance 1817 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,000 To borrow 1818 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 Yeah, I mean 1819 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000 You know that cheap vibrator got absolutely blasted 1820 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000 Like 1821 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000 I don't know if it was like the cheap plastic as well 1822 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000 And he started like discuttering or something 1823 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000 Far the jivey 1824 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000 Fuck you, man 1825 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000 To her shame, she never stuck up for him once 1826 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000 I'm saying, she should have 1827 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,000 Stuck up for her brother 1828 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000 Just defended him 1829 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000 Didn't have to admit what the batteries were 1830 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Yeah, he needs to play his games 1831 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000 He has fun with his games 1832 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,000 He needs those games 1833 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000 No, it's 1834 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000 So 1835 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000 I can't absolve for that 1836 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000 So 1837 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000 I'm going to give her 1838 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000 Two double A Helmarys 1839 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,000 And a rechargeable battery pack 1840 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000 Yeah 1841 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000 I mean, that's what she should have said to her, man 1842 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000 Also rechargeable batteries 1843 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000 I mean, you know she's got the gear now 1844 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000 She's got the whole drama 1845 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000 Well, rechargeable ones 1846 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000 She's got them, USB, TX, 1847 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000 Recharge 1848 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000 In half an hour or something 1849 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000 Back on full blast 1850 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Blast in the south as well 1851 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000 You can get them on your phone now, innit? 1852 01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000 What, vibrators? 1853 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000 So you can control the settings on your phone 1854 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000 Oh, yeah, there's apps for it 1855 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000 I thought you meant like the phone's vibrator 1856 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 Nah, I mean, nah 1857 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000 It'd be pretty weird, wouldn't it? 1858 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000 I mean, you'd be able to change the 1859 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000 Vibrating settings on your ringtones 1860 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,000 I know there's some dirty girls here 1861 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000 That used to fucking put the phone on 1862 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,000 Vibrate and put it there, I guarantee that 1863 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000 I mean, banging out 1864 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000 Or getting banged with 1865 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000 A 33 turn 1866 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000 They would have enjoyed that 1867 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000 Undestructible as well, fucking 1868 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000 Them phones never went out 1869 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,000 Vibrating for three days 1870 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000 Yeah 1871 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000 Fucking hell 1872 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000 Well, if anyone 1873 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000 Has any confessions that 1874 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000 They want to confide into with 1875 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000 Father Jamie, Father Ashley 1876 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,000 And Father Alfie 1877 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000 Bless him, he's just 1878 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000 One of his biscuits now, innit? 1879 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000 Yeah, that's the dog border, why he heard that 1880 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000 Yeah, he's not 1881 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000 Amused 1882 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000 But yeah, as always 1883 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000 Please do send in 1884 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000 Your future confessions 1885 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000 I mean, not something that you haven't 1886 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000 Confessed to 1887 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000 Not a crime that you haven't done yet 1888 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,000 Or any confessions that you have from 1889 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000 Something that's weighing you down 1890 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000 Something that you've sinned for in the past 1891 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000 There's definitely a lot of sinners out there, mate 1892 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000 I mean, aren't we all sinners, really? 1893 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000 Yeah 1894 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000 And on that note, shoutout to 1895 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000 David there 1896 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Glory, glory, man, you know it's it 1897 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000 Keep it real, and we'll see you next week 1898 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000 Peace 1899 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000 Bye