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Most definitely, yeah kind of
Now our first one that we didn't get around to last week
Or at least the first one that I've got in front of me
was from Laura and she says
when people say sorry what clearly that means
hmm now this is quite a common theme in the old deadling household
where the missus
it'll be something trivial
sorry I didn't do that
I don't know, turn the dishwasher on or something
but I can quite clearly see that she doesn't mean it
and I'll pull her up on it every time I'll always say
you don't mean that, don't say
because it's pointless, it's just a waste of
waste of energy, waste of oxygen, waste of vocal cords
there's literally just no point, like you're not sorry, don't say
so I'm guessing it's not really as much of an issue in this house
no, not really no
yeah I mean
I understand it though
because with work and people go oh sorry you don't care
you don't care
you just sign it
you don't care though, if you cared you wouldn't just fucking do it
yeah you wouldn't do the thing that's annoyed you in the first place
yeah you apologize in full
so I get it
yeah
I know
just pull them up on it
that's all right, well that's how I do it
I do that work
when somebody goes not sorry
if you were sorry you wouldn't have come here
you'd done it, I was just like just don't say
just don't apologize, just come in
and say whatever, I'll be sorry, I'll apologize
yeah, just rectify it
because we don't need excuses
we just want actions
actions speak louder than words
true that
yeah, aside, it's mainly optimisties
I don't have it out and about in general really
yeah, it's just, she's always full of excuses
and shit
right and then we have another one from Riley where she says
I hate the things that I say
when you get a text
a reply from a text
just saying cool
great conversation, thanks
now I do understand it
it is annoying if you're trying to have a conversation
and you're just getting a one word answer reply
so why bother having
like texting or anything
you're not gonna continue the conversation
it is mainly from
the logs of my dad's
that I'll get this
you know, you're trying to have a conversation
mainly about football with our fucking
little father
it's um
yes, he'll start a conversation
then I'll come back with a
proper reply
and then it's like
the response will be yeah I agree with that
well, no, I wasn't
saying it to agree
we're trying to have a conversation
tennis, back and forth
we're gonna continue with
some more of the Olympic sports
badminton, ping pong
I kind of get the other half too
because I'm a big texter
I don't like texting
so sometimes I am just like
yeah, sound
yeah, when there's nothing
else to talk about
but if it's been a question or something
that gives a quiet response
then a bit more
a bit more context
to the reply
not just a shitty little thumbs up
now I'll do the thumbs up as well
but that's literally when there's nothing to reply
I acknowledge what's been said
thanks, yeah
if you're trying to have a conversation
it is rather annoying
but again, yeah
if you're getting that all the time
just block out the negativity
stop texting back
or don't initiate a conversation
we don't need that
we've all got our own things going on
we don't need other people's lack of enthusiasm
to ruin our day
yeah, if you've got to let it ruin your day
then let's say just
stop speaking to that person
stop with the text messages
yeah, cool
who says cool these days as well?
maybe it's American things
well, yeah
cool
lame, ain't it?
that's awesome
it's gay
and then we do have another one
from Jess and she says
Jess and she says
when you're ill and everyone tries to
tell you how to look after yourself
yeah, okay, all I want to do
is sleep and eat, leave me alone
just be left alone
I do get it
you'll get people fucking ringing or texting
or whatever
such and such is wrong with you
have you tried doing this?
are you hydrated?
are you drinking enough fluids?
well, yeah, as much as I can
I'm just fucked
I just want to fucking just monger
just let me fucking monger
I just want to die in peace
yeah, it is
it's fucking frustrating
and I do feel your pain
with that one
no, just while it's
on my little note page here
I have to get it out of the way
no fucking
fan favourite James
he's coming out with the beef already
looks like, you know, it's
going to have a shit season again
lol
the old road then
yeah
I hate
people putting lol in that anyways
because you're not, well he probably
is, but you're not actually sitting
there talking it out
laughing out loud are you
no, no, no
it just fucking cracks me up
no city win
on the weekend to kick it off
but that's referring to the
Community Shield
that's going to be tomorrow
as we're recording today
as the episode is released
I'm not
expecting much from the game
to be fair, you know, it's straight away with the injuries
again already, fucking
obviously Younger getting injured
on his second
pre-season game
Leni Yarrow, Luke Shaw's
come back from fucking
obviously the England camp and then his holiday
and he's possibly
injured already as well
I feel like he's
always injured
he's definitely become injury prone
more so the last couple of seasons
but he did well to
get back into football
obviously after that horrific
leg break
six years agoish
you know, that's that
it was a career ended to be fair
so, you know, to get back into it
already, not already, but to get
back into the game initially
was quite an achievement
I think
it's just been the whole fucking squad
though
62 individual
injuries last season
alone
you know, it's just you can't get any
consistency with stuff like that happening
anyway
yeah, for it to start off again already
it's just ridiculous
so, yeah, I'm not looking forward to
no, I'm looking forward to the game
tomorrow because it's just football
nice to get some football back
I know other leagues already starting
but, yeah
watch the game tomorrow
kind of want a bit of a
not a complete
battering but
city to win convincingly
so that I mean
the, because it's not just any
us, but the glazers still as well
they'll have to actually
commit and buy some of these
players, you know, Bayern Munich have been holding off
for weeks
they're keeping
to the guns saying no, we want
42 million for the Litton, whatever
so, just gonna have to
say, alright, fair enough, yeah, we need
the player, let's just fucking
fight her, I know it's all different
the way that the transfers are gonna
be done and that as well, but
just fucking, just make the signings, get an
annoying, like, you know
I think six weeks ago
personal terms were agreed
so, why does it take that long to fucking
just agree a fee? Just money, isn't it?
Yeah, it's just so fucking annoying
Who gets the most backhand there? Yeah
but overall as in general
I mean, we will probably touch on to
the Premier League next week
because we're not a footballing podcast
or a Man U podcast
Yeah, we're not a Man U podcast, no
or a weather podcast
No, which that's another message I'll get onto in a moment
Like
Yeah, but we will
I don't know, do like a
Premier League prediction or something
next week, we'll touch
Yeah, we'll touch on to it, we'll have a little
brainstorm, it won't be half an hour or so
of talking about football anyway
because we don't want to
there is other things to talk about
But yeah, since we just touched on to the weather
where is the message?
Oh, it was from Lauren
and she says, hi guys, the weather has been great
don't know why you're moaning
about it so much
Obviously Lauren
is not as busy as us
then, and in the sun all the time
apparently
not that I can
but I know in general for a lot of people
it is great to be able to just lie down
do nothing and just
enjoy the sun
I think Lauren is definitely working from home
Either working from home
or
has got a lot of free time to be able to enjoy
or probably if she's working in an
office
you know, she's got air conditioning or something
so she can enjoy it
I mean for us, it's just not nice
No, we did say though last week
it's not, but it's hard to work
it's hard to work
it definitely is hard to work
and you know, fair enough
if you're enjoying it
and you can enjoy it, then fair play
but it's not been enjoyable for us
One thing that has been funny though
we've obviously had how hot it's been
the amount of people that I've seen
that have gone on holiday
and it's been pissing it down in your tent
or whatever, so it's been better weather here
compared to everywhere else
you just have to laugh
it's one of the worst times to go on holidays
when the weather at home
is so much better than where you've gone to
So now then
we have had a couple of messages about it
and I think it's just been that
well, it's not really been on the news
a lot but it's been that big of a thing
this week
we obviously are going to have to talk about it
because we are the real talkers here
the riots
that's been going on
all over the country
over the nation
it's not just been a select
couple of areas
I've seen pretty much
every major city
obviously we've had it here in Birmingham
I've seen it Brighton
Hall
obviously still Southport
Liverpool
Belfast, Sheffield as well
I've literally seen
pretty much everywhere
I'm surprised it hasn't been by me
but I know
it's probably just because of all the
roadworks that's going on there
I haven't been able to get past to the main town centre
to start rioting
obviously I knew there was bits going on
but I was just scrolling through the other nodes
I'd stopped on
the one live stream and I was like
I reckon all those are buildings
and then it was literally all clucked
so the pizza shop
used to be Pizza Rapido
it's like Peter Gove or something now
and I was like
that's the MacDonald's
which again it used to be a pop but it's MacDonald's now
near the old Heartlands Hospital
on the road that I originally
grew up on
so down the road from the Birmingham City Football Ground
right next to
the old primary school that I went to and that
I was watching it for probably nearly 10 minutes
it's ridiculous the scenes that were going on
the way that they're all
speeding
doing the donuts and that
around and about
there was people
generally trolling
through the traffic just to carry on home
and the cars getting swarmed
I don't know what the
station was but there was a news reporter
there
it was Scott
and then the lad come over
on his bike and he's
fucked this and that
you could see him in the background
with the weapons and that as well
do you know after they stabbed the Scott News
van? Yeah they slashed the tyres off
because she was told to
get into the van because it's
not safe
so yeah they trashed the van off
they continued
on down the road and they were
doing it all outside of the
police station and nothing
happened
there was no signs of
any riot vans
no police officer in sight
up until yesterday
so I don't know about today as well
Liverpool literally has
been every day there's been
crowds of people
I've not seen any violence
for the last couple of days but
Liverpool there was
acid attacks
police officers
being attacked allegedly
so that's where he
crosses the line from being a protest to a
riot I saw I think he was in Middlesbrough
a hall where they
burned down a shoe zone and then
ransacked the Greggs that's when you lose
credibility then that's what's like
well what's got you out? What's made you that angry
that you've got to rob a Greggs
drive you see the lab that robbed the Greggs drive
yeah like what was the point like
now it's just like
it's seen book of farce
what it is because
you've seen these people
protesting and then
when you've seen the riots it's
literally night and day
because a lot
of them it's the younger generation
the ones that as we spoke about before
there's no fear in these
younger people they're not
scared about any consequences
and they're happy to just carry the weapons
around and start smashing things
up or trying to fight
so last night in Birmingham
they had a peaceful protest so like it was a
it was a protest
for immigration
and for stop racism
so basically
but the thing that's really
annoying me I'm touching on last week it's like if you're
patriotic or you know you're
far right
well then if you're not
you're a lefty but like why
can't you just be
a bit of everything
because what I'm trying to say is
I want to be as patriotic as I can
without being called
racist and at the same time
I do agree with some
of these lefties ideas whatever
in terms of just letting anyone in
you've got to have some kind of security
check and if you're not needed
you know
we've gone into too much detail
but what I'm saying is it's just
the one that reliably
straddle a while far right
left and all that
it's just
sometimes it's not as black and white as that
well I think that's what a lot
of the issue has been with what we've
seen really is that the
extreme far rightists and
lefts have made it worse
where the general public
like what you were just saying we want
to just voice
our concerns and
say what we're not happy about
and then it is the far left, the far
right that are making escalating
causing dramas. So what I'm saying is
obviously there's an underlying tone
that there's a reason everyone wants to come
out and I won't say
right of protest because not everyone's right
you know
and the government's got to think
well what's making all these people that
have never done it before want to
come out, I saw something stupid, someone said something
on Facebook and he got arrested
for it. Yeah there's a lot
of, because that's what he's done
Keir Starmer has
initially straight away put
a law into
into power saying
that essentially yeah if you post
anything racist or
you know what can be deemed as racist
share videos
any comments
you will get
arrested, prosecuted
and potentially taller. Because I've seen that
Elon Musk he's trolling
trolling him all out the back. Oh he's fucking
he's giving it to Keir
again because it was just
one video or
tweet or something that
Elon had
logged or something and then Keir's
coming out saying that he should
be arrested for his views on the
situation so it's nothing to do with
the country and then obviously
he's seen it and he's like well yeah fuck
you I'll give you some stick back then. And that's the thing
like obviously because you're not agreeing with
what he thinks he's right against
the law and that's where
the problem is because
you know yeah racism
definitely you know no need
for it but like
to one, two
and I've got to be careful what I say
you know when you just want to
what's best for you and your
family
do you get what I'm trying to say
at? So
it's alright him saying
well you know you're sharing this
that's arrest you but then at the same time
how do you go about making change
if you don't agree with that
change in place
to move forward?
Yeah, like what can you do
besides sharing Facebook
going out and protesting the street
would you go you can get arrested now for
everything of that so how do you
try to make a change?
It's literally what I'm trying to say is
if you're getting you know
basically you could get arrested for anything else
or liable to anything else
Yeah, that's unfortunately
what he's doing he's
throwing the liables on everyone because
he doesn't want to actually
tackle the problem and
create a solution
he just wants to try and bury his head in the sand
as well as everyone
else's opinions
We said this during
election like about liable getting in
and like you could
see coming not to the sixth day I must admit
not to the sixth day
but you can imagine another five years
fuck man
he fucks off the old people
here and then gives
like a hundred million abroad
what the fuck?
So the winter fuel allowances
what Ashley was saying is
he's restricted that for
the retired people
and yeah give him more
And then he wants to give 26 million to Musk
but what does it give 26 million
to everyone that's been you know
that Greg's like oh burn down all about that
you know what you're going to mean?
For everything was it just
for one community it should be
it should
just be for everything he shouldn't
I feel like he's provoking
he wants a reaction
from people that's how he seems
I saw
an old Chinese
proverb where you
put red ants and black ants
in a glass jar
and they don't do anything they'll just
mingle as
they should do
but then if you shake the glass jar
they will fight and attack each other
so essentially
we're the
ants of all different colours
and it's the government
not just the government though
you know the media
so yeah
they're the ones
that are shaking this glass jar
of all us ants making
us just want to fight each other
essentially
and that's
the wrong thing
the main thing that's wrong is
because they're not actually showing
the good
what's going on
people like you say with the peaceful protests
and I mean
I don't mean that just on one side
I mean from every side
not just what you're trying
obviously there's loads of protests
going on so I'm not saying
this one's been pretty peaceful
I'm saying every protest
they're all being peaceful to a degree
and they've all had the bad
ex so to speak so I'm just across the board
I'm trying to say
well yeah after
the one
in Birmingham the other day
I did see
a big majority group
of elders and
other Muslims and they
were slamming the axe
of these
it is mainly the younger
generations that are going out
boldly ready to attack with weapons
and stuff it made me laugh on one of these
things so I was watching one of the
lives and he's
blasting the Koran I don't know
what verse
no no I don't know
what I'm saying is
he's blasting the Koran
the camera pans down he's got scratch cards
in his car
that's not allowed so
he's not being true to himself
now think about it
how many of those young lads will be in mosque
on a Friday
that's what I'm trying to say
so like
it's alright defending your beliefs
but how far are you going to go
because you're stabbed
your stab is going to ease his tire
but will you be in mosque on Friday
well often were for a lot of
well a lot of people in general
but Muslims over the years
and essentially
the main motto
is pray the sin away
oh god
so the one again
I won't say any names but
he'd be drinking, smoking
all sorts of that
and when they go to
mosque on the Friday that's to
pray away the weepy sins
which is
counterproductive because if you're going to just
keep doing it you're constantly asking
for the forgiveness of something you're going
to do again
it's like Catholics any day
they go to what's it called
confessions to confess
which we'll get onto that
later in a little bit
so like what I'm saying is
I always find that
hypocrisy
like really like
you know you'll stand
your ground with your brothers or whatever
but then you won't be
in mosque with them
so what outcome do you want
why are you there
because the EDL is there so you go into Roya
you go into Port Foy
which I think was a load of bollocks as well
I'm talking about the one in Birmingham
the talks was the EDL
we're going to park up on Maxon's car park
in Smalley, now if anyone's been to Smalley
you know
if 20, if 30, 40
100 cars
pulled up to there
you wouldn't pull up there
it's just
do you get what I'm saying mate
it's not that community you just pull up to like that
right in the middle of it
without being known, it was I for it was a bit of a
well there has been
I don't know if it was politicians
or if it was someone from a media company
saying that
there were false reports
of the EDL landing in certain communities
I have seen since though
again I don't know how real they are
but essentially it's a schedule of when the EDL are going to land in different city centres
which I know, well I don't know
I believe it's August 17th
is in Birmingham town centre
right, it's one of them
there's some cities where you can't do that
it's too diverse
and Birmingham would be one of them
it's just
yeah I think the last that I saw about that
within the last couple of days
was that
it's 35%
of
white
national English people
so essentially
normal
not normal, again trying to say
the consensus kind of thing
35% is white British then
you have
yes so the majority is
what they call themselves
yeah, ethnic minorities
so essentially
the white English person
is 35% of the other one
is the minority of Birmingham
I don't know how much that
includes the rest of the boroughs and that around
but yeah I'm sure it was
35%
I think that would cast us anything on the Birmingham City Council for that consensus
yeah
because ours comes under, obviously we're just
well technically in Birmingham we're not
obviously solely all boroughs so ours come under
solely all consensus
so I've sort of sat like that
yeah so
it just can't do it like you can't
they can't jump on the train
because before they get there
some you know what I mean
yeah the word will be out straight away and then they'll just get them
bombarded and again not even
from the people that are wanting to
allegedly go and attack
the police would be there straight away as well
have you seen, I mean that I think come out
at like one o'clock
on a Monday what's it about the Birmingham one
by four o'clock there was about three thousand
of like three thousand
ready, whiling
so you can imagine when they've got two weeks notice
it's
you just can't do that Birmingham's too diverse
enough to do that but it's
it's just
mad times mate because
you know you wanna
you know you look at your life
five years ago your rent's gone off
your gas is gone off your fuel's
probably gone off yeah it has
everything is gone off
and like boy it's because
there's not enough housing
that goes up
you get tax on you for you just get
taxed too much yeah
the new one that I've seen now though so
obviously a lot of
these illegal immigrants were getting put into the hotels
the holidays
now they're being given
caravan parks
see the thing I've always
worried with this is
for years I've always thought
why don't they make
like little caravan stallings
things or just you know those eco homes
you see like
make up and just anyone homes us
you qualify you just go into it
and then just like have it like
round the whole way like a community
just make a big not Kaseba kind of thing
but you know you have your food there
and then from
there that's where you learn to like
get a job like you know what I mean
just make not put a more
a homeless person in one place but like
you know get them off the streets
for one
and let's try to get them back I thought
no you'd rather spend
so
for the UK we're not a politics club that's why
no we're not no it's not because
we don't know enough about politics
what I'm trying to say is for a little
country you've done so much
for the world and this is
just my point of view and I know people say
well you took over 70% this is just
your turn now whatever but like
you know you can't help what your
ancestors did down the line
so for a little country
anytime there's some shit that's going on
UK sends money just
money I would
love for like two or three years UK
not send money abroad
and keep it in house
and put it for making your life better
my life better and everyone
lives in this country better I mean and I mean
everyone because you think how
much money we've thrown away over the past
10 years it's got to be billions
billions if not billions you know
and just just stay out
of it I would love that
I mean I don't I can't see why we can't
do that for two or three years just any money
you was going to throw to Ukraine
everywhere any
anytime it's
because I always think of this
when the UK goes to war who
sends us money or sends us anything
you don't
it's not our place to
place the world we're not
big enough it's not
well you'd think we've
when Brexit happened leaving the EU
you would have thought that would
have been a part of it not
still
committing so much with the foreign aid
but it's like it's got more
aggressive it is any little thing
we've got to send the troops
we've got to send the money we send all the
things to help most but
on the grand scheme
when there is so many homeless people
of our country
not being looked after
then yeah it should start at home
once your
home is functional
then it's easier to help everywhere else
basically get your shit sorted at home
and then carry on but the other thing I just
want to touch on so I've seen
a stat where if you illegally
enter a different country
what you do so like in Russia I think it's
two years of hard labour
North Korea is deaf or whatever
I'm not saying that should
happen but what I'm saying is
it shouldn't be because you come
here and in two months time
you're getting 100 quid a week in your bank
a phone and free clothes
there's got to be somewhere where
they get
I don't know what the right word is like checked
where are you from
Iran well we're going to hold you here we're going to
speak to Iran embassy do you have this person
do the same thing go yeah
and then try them to like then
is it word?
integrate I mean integrate so like
don't have them working in terms
of you know they're
still giving the money but like make sure that
I don't know five of them go out
to clean the streets for two years
do you get what I'm saying
and then obviously they go back they'll have the caravan
they'll have the two meals or whatever and the food
the money and everything but like
just so I can emigrate
like integrate but then
just understand
you know that
but then yeah I would
say it's all down to money but it's not
it's more
of a
ignorance but
well it is it's ignorant
it's taking
everyone in on the hope
that everything is going to be
overlooked and no one's going to
bat an eyelid over it but
obviously with everything that has
happened you know obviously
not just the incident the other week
with the little girls getting stabbed
but you know you see continuously
with
the men trying to
like groom
the young girls and that approaching
kids in school
uniforms
I mean it's endless
the amount of sexual assaults
and that that I've seen
especially over the last week where
saying this has happened that's happened and
nothing no one's been prosecuted
for it. So one of the things that
a lot of EU countries have done is
released their stats in terms of
so look for Denmark
for instance I think
50% of their crimes
are done from immigrants from
Algeria 50%
or something like that and then it's like
15% Pakistani or whatever
so it'd be interesting for
the UK to release that but apparently
they were going to release it then all this stuff
kicked off and now they're not
going to release it so it'd be interesting to see
by censors
to see what you know
but then it's
just one of their main politics
it's easier for just sitting here and do this do this
but is it really
that easy? I'm not sure there's more to it
Well
yeah it's not
all black and white
in the sense of
yes or no, yin and yang
there is all the colours in the spectrum
there's too many
factors in the equation to just
say yeah this is how it gets solved
but there is
better ways that it could
be handled. I just think
if we just
stop sending money to countries that
don't really need to
just look after their own for
2 or 3 years
in that time the old new houses
so everyone's rent comes down
because rent's getting over a grand
to live like
just over a grand now
you paid £6, $57, $50
3 years ago
or rent?
I don't know where it was
I can't remember
it was a strange name
for a town but it was out on the coast
I think it was near Leeds
new housing
estates, so hundreds of houses
3 bedrooms
semi detached houses
they were literally all just as pairs
£800 a month, big garden
big drive and that
and I thought that is
real nice
new builds aren't the best of the buildings
I know that just from experience
but
the fact that all these houses have been built
and that is a set price
all these houses have been rented out
well the ones that are up for rent
at £800
that's a sustainable price
for most people
even single parents as well
could afford that
so there should be more
stuff like that around
but there isn't going to be
I don't like talking about
stuff like this, this podcast is
meant to be more joyous
meant to be more fun
it's the topic that's going on
so obviously we have to talk about it
there was a couple of people that asked
for you mate
it got to the point where I was on TikTok
I just couldn't watch it
every time
every swipe was another one
I don't care
to the point where you're trying to get it out of your mouth
I put Christmas
fucking hell
you alright mate there
there was a bit of toffee or something in the bottom of that coffee
alright
but apart from that
I've been caught for it, I remember toffee
that just wasn't stirred
so open our context there
we ordered some coffees, Jaddy just wanted
a latte, there should have been two
toffee and one latte but
Jaddy just had a clump of syrup at the bottom of his
yeah, I hope it's syrup
and not fucking anything else
it looks like hard syrup that does
I don't know, it kind of looks like
a big fucking bit of snarky glass mate
done you in
god, it's good you're my
gaze or any
gaze, no I'm kidding
should we move on
from this topic mate?
well we will do now
because as we did mention
while we were touching onto
religion and confessions
now there was a
new feature that we wanted to start
and we have
started because we've got
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but yeah, here we are with
our confessions
wait this music
cracks me up every time
right
5JD
yes my darling
right, so we had this message
right
I've got to focus this tune
right
for god
forgive me
father for I have sinned
sinned
I was at a house party
a few years ago
when I'd done an unthinkable
act, I was drinking
a lot and needed to be sick
as I ran up the stairs
the bathroom was occupied
so I went into the bedroom and found
a washing basket
safe space
after boiling throwing up
I put the lid back
on and swiftly made my
exit, surely followed by going
home, nobody
ever knew it was me
but I'm still ashamed of Ali
so
you know
your sins are forgiven, go in peace
you are now cleansed my child
yeah, well I don't know about cleansed
but um
the clothes definitely
needed to be washed
yeah it needed washing to be fair
yeah, well
after that they'd probably been thrown away
I imagine it was like a
freshly washed basket because sometimes
you never know
but now saying that
if it was in the bathroom you normally
put your dirty ones in the bathroom down
but they went into a bedroom now
so the bathroom was a bit weird
yeah, my damn ones were fresh
those that had those little gnaws smiling
nice
now I mean
in general we've all been
there where we've had one too many
and you need to evacuate
your stomach and throw up
well you know
I don't think I've ever been sick from
I know it was from me free
since one free or one point
uh
or 2013 was last time
I was sick up until this year
yeah I don't think
with being a
you've been throwing up
but that's because you don't have a proper manner
I just don't understand like if you're gonna throw up
or go yeah fucking love one
could you gonna throw up mate?
yeah but you don't always
know that you're about to throw up
just drink and then it comes out of nowhere
yeah it can't handle it then
it can't handle the beers that is
yeah is that literally
because you drank so much your buddy's rejecting it
well yeah
literally your buddy's like I can't process this
I need to get it out
because there's only
it will only be so
there's
only a certain
speed that your buddy can
go through
turning into urine and that
yeah
but you know
you're in a parlour
you need to throw up
bathrooms occupied
I mean to be fair that's a good effort
running upstairs for starters
yeah because you could have run out the front door
out the front or out the back
wherever it is
and just do it on the floor
throw some water on it after
to be fair there's only one time
when that has actually happened
to me that I can think of
and yeah I've just gone in got the old bowl out of the sink
filled it with water
and just washed it down
because it wasn't on grass
it was like a bit of a pavement sort of
slabbed area
so yeah just give it a bit of a wash
the boys yeah
going into a bedroom
I mean I suppose it was
okay there was the wash basket there
yeah because it would have probably been
out of the bed then on the floor
imagine I'm guessing it was like
well no
it probably wouldn't have been
a child's bedroom would it
there's children just throw their clothes on the floor don't they
so that was probably an adult's bedroom
yeah definitely
when you're younger like someone's mum and dad's
bedroom imagine that
terrible
I remember when
I was 15
I mean
I was a different anyway my parents
weren't as bothered about being in the
house and having a drink and that
but
I don't know if you still can but you used to get the
three litre bottles of Strongber
and they cost like £2 or something
so me and these other lads in mine
and it was back when I had
the double bunk bed
and the bed underneath so in mine
we were having a drink and that
I think
I'd done the two bottles but like
you know I'm 15
I'm not a fucking drinker at that time
and I woke up
obviously in the middle of the night
and to me I'd just thrown up a little bit
over the bed
onto the floor and
because I'm fucking pissed I was like
I'll clean that in the morning
but then as I woke up in the morning
there it was all over
the wall all over the door
and because of the way
that the bed was as well
so if you looked at it from above it was like a
T shape
the double bunk bed going the one way
and then the other bed went
the other way out so essentially his
feet were hanging out
past the bed so all over
his feet on the blanket but all
over his feet
and it stung it was just pure orange
because of the cider
it took me hours to clean it up
it was absolutely disgusting
oh god
I think that was the worst
I've ever been sick to be fair
we've said it on an earlier podcast
that one in snob was his snob
one of the worst
that was
projectile exorcist style
that was
something that I've had to actually deal with
I think that was the worst
always most of the time
I have managed to get
to the bathroom and
in the toilet
yeah
it's not enjoyable
but you have to do it sometimes
better out than in that's what Shrek
always says
yeah we want more of your
confessions anyway
as I say send them in the links
are in the description
any more
any more things just doing your head in the nuts
let us know
James I'll be looking forward to your next
message regarding the football
loves it don't it
favourite man
and yeah we shall
love yous and leave yous
and be safe out there
and to the only
well in the voice words of the only man that could actually help his country
Ali J
keep it real
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