1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talk and podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Step your headphones, get ready to groove 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,800 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,720 They've can't refuse electric, you can't deny 14 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,360 Hello everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the real talking podcast 15 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,480 Pure host Ash and JD 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,600 Now we were close to coming to the end of the world the other day weren't we? 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,800 You don't seem to know where I'm going with this 18 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:07,280 No I've been supporting and just agreeing 19 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,520 So I'm not as shocked as everyone else, where's it going? 20 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,400 There was volcanic activity at Yellowstone 21 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,640 If you haven't seen any of the videos 22 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,880 It was a bit over dramatic 23 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:27,200 So Yellowstone it's the world's biggest volcano 24 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:31,760 Or maybe a part of America where it's the biggest volcano anyway 25 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:36,880 But it's last eruption was about 670,000 years ago 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,880 So it's well overdue 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:42,880 And if it does properly erupt 28 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:47,280 The world, not fucked, but a lot of America is gonna be covered in ash 29 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:54,640 And the global temperature dropped by about 10 degrees 30 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,040 So it would help with global warming apparently 31 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,680 But essentially because they have those geysers 32 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,480 Not a geyser 33 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,560 Not a geyser geyser, man geyser 34 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,680 You know the geysers, the geysers, the hot spring things 35 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:18,240 And it was an extra explosive geyser that went up around 100 feet in the air 36 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:26,480 And there was a bit of magma of thinking 37 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,600 Because it wasn't just hot water that came out 38 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,680 It was black stuff that came with it 39 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,360 So yeah there was people there recording 40 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,520 All running and screaming 41 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,800 Yeah I have saw that video of one of the geysers 42 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,200 Right, naughty 43 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:47,040 Oh yeah, no I have saw that video 44 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,680 So there was no injuries or anything anyway 45 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:56,880 But it's got people talking again about how severe it's gonna be 46 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:01,680 If and when the Yellowstone volcano does erupt 47 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,640 Right because I've just googled it actually 48 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:14,800 And averaging, yeah, so 90,000 years away from the time when we might consider calling Yellowstone overdue for another 49 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,440 Yeah, another eruption basically 50 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,200 Yeah because it's mad day sciences 51 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:21,760 Science 52 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,480 So three times it's erupted apparently in the history 53 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,240 One was like three million years ago 54 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,840 Then I don't know 1.2 million years something like that 55 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:38,560 And then yeah about 670,000 years ago was the last time 56 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,760 But that's not the only volcanic activity we've had this week 57 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,760 So all this nonsense about the little bit of a geyser in Yellowstone 58 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,400 Geyser 59 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,760 Naughty boy in Yellowstone 60 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,720 Naughty geysers in Yellowstone, there's some geysers up there 61 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,320 In California it's near Yellowstone 62 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,320 Is it California or is it, I think so 63 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:06,720 I don't really know, I just know it's America 64 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,920 America again 65 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,840 We've actually had some closer to home, home for us that is anyway 66 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,280 Mount Etna, Sicily, Italy 67 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,720 There was an eruption there the other day as well 68 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:33,040 So again nothing major, little bit of delays to people's planes obviously 69 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,720 Because you can't fly through black ash 70 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,880 Well any colour ash to be fair doesn't have to be black 71 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,080 Just don't want to fly through ash 72 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,480 Yeah we don't discriminate through the ash 73 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,080 You can't fly through it no matter what 74 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,320 So I don't know what's been worse for the aeroplanes this week really 75 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:56,240 With the volcanic eruption or the banks getting hacked because of all that fucking shit 76 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:56,720 Yes yes yes 77 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,880 Which that caused 78 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,000 The Microsoft 79 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,320 Yeah 80 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,720 Yeah because all of them run off that Microsoft like as a system 81 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,640 So whenever that goes down just fuck 82 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,040 Yeah 83 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,560 Sorry mate just to go back on this national park 84 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,680 It looks fucking really nice doesn't it 85 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,240 Yeah because it's a bit sparse don't it 86 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,800 Fucking looks really nice look at that mate 87 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,520 Don't get enough like that in West Moons do you 88 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,920 Not in the West Midlands no 89 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,200 I mean there's similar sort of scenes in the UK 90 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,800 You reckon to that 91 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,240 Well not as nice as that no 92 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,200 And plus you're going to be picking up some of the best pictures aren't you 93 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:35,600 Yeah 94 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,480 But uh 95 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:40,480 And the world's biggest tree in that national park as well 96 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,000 Probably is 97 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,680 But how many trees have actually been measured 98 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:50,160 That's a good question but it must be a big fuck off tree to someone to go 99 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,840 What measure that tree had it 100 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,280 Just a fuck off tree 101 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Yeah I can see that from two miles away 102 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,280 It's a big fuck off tree 103 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,640 Wait a minute let me have a look at this world's biggest tree 104 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,640 Before we go further 105 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,440 It's a big tree mate 106 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,480 I believe yeah 107 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,480 Here we go 108 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,320 Yeah is it in there 109 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,200 Yeah is it in there yeah mate big tree 110 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,000 The Washington tree is the largest tree 111 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,200 Where is it though I don't know where it is 112 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,160 Not saying where it is 113 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:22,240 Anyway 114 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,200 Order preparation 115 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,280 Yeah big tree mate 116 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,200 Big tree big geezer 117 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,560 So yeah plenty of drama this week then 118 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,160 Was that Microsoft drama that Domir in 119 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:42,480 I was sitting in Wicks trying to get some you know graph materials ready for the job 120 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:42,960 Yeah 121 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:48,080 And the computer was down but they didn't say anything they're just there 122 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:52,480 There's like two of them walking between like four different tubes 123 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:59,280 So I'm thinking they've just not done the job because before the doors open they should have the computers on and working 124 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:04,080 So I thought they'd just been lazy fuckers and not switch them on or something 125 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:09,520 So I was standing there there's a couple of people in front and it's hard just say what's going on 126 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:14,240 Say the systems are playing or you can't log in or something don't just fucking 127 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,240 Oh one second guys one second 128 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,440 So about 20 minutes I was standing there just to pay for these fucking total terms 129 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,320 Proper dumb headings 130 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,480 And then uh 131 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,240 Because flights got delayed as well didn't they 132 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,760 Yeah flights delayed for you 133 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:34,800 So it's quite sad really how much we do rely on all this technology these days 134 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,760 Yeah yeah yeah 135 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,400 You know you think if any of these solar flares actually do 136 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,600 The one platform like everything's running on 137 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,320 Yeah 138 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:47,040 Because there was one about that it was either uh someone just put a wrong code in there 139 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:51,600 It didn't nice or someone coded the new system wrong that's what caused it apparently 140 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,720 I wouldn't be surprised 141 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,560 Imagine being that good at coding that wrong 142 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:59,520 Uh well I couldn't imagine being that god but I know someone that could be that god 143 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:08,080 Um who I referenced before when there was the uh flying delays in the UK because of someone 144 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:08,880 In Chatham 145 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,480 Hmm okay 146 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:18,000 That was a good couple of months ago uh yeah so it's uh it's all sorted out anyways and 147 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,840 Everything's back up and running 148 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,480 I think everything was back to normal for the supply wasn't it 149 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:27,120 I think it was a couple of days well but people having issues with it or at least 150 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:32,720 People using the excuse of it anyway I mean I'm still hearing excuses from companies about 151 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:38,160 Covid you know fucking because they haven't hired enough staff back for furloughing people 152 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,920 And that before and they're just 153 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,440 We're still backlogging Covid 154 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,320 Yeah it's ridiculous 155 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,200 Four years ago 156 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,160 Ridiculous that's the the world that we live in 157 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:46,660 Yeah 158 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:56,500 Yeah I mean speaking of backlogs uh so I did texture uh after last week's episode um 159 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:03,620 So as I got back home all I wanted to do was just get back have a shower and chill 160 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:04,500 Okay 161 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:12,340 But as expected the missus hadn't walked the dog I'd got back home she was asleep on the sofa 162 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,620 Already got changed in the pajamas and that as well 163 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:16,980 In the comfy is already 164 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:22,100 Yeah and it was hot day I'm fucking tired just went have a shower I have a couple of beers 165 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:24,820 But no she didn't do me a solid 166 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,740 She knew I'd grab the next day as well 167 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:27,460 Yeah I was yeah 168 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:28,420 Fucking hell mate 169 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:35,140 So you know I get it I have to walk the dog but when it's getting to seven o'clock 170 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:38,500 You expect the abraaf to have done it but no she hadn't 171 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:45,300 So I've grabbed the dog not literally grabbed him I've got his collar on 172 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:49,700 Took him out for a walk as I've got down the road I'd already drove past these lads doing 173 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:56,420 This bit of road work I think they're finally getting on to extend more of the fiber network 174 00:09:56,420 --> 00:10:03,460 Up my street so I've walked down and there's as I'd already drove past them originally 175 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:06,500 There was four of them standing there while the one was in the hole 176 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:12,260 And then at these points as I'm walking past with the dog there was no one in the hole 177 00:10:12,260 --> 00:10:16,820 And they're all standing around yeah yeah thinking about what to do next 178 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:22,260 Yeah yeah so as I say it's about seven o'clock and they're looking at me again I always get 179 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:29,620 The attention because the dog fucking turns heads and I've just grinned I've gone fucking 180 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:34,260 Oh lads cheer up if he's got some work done during the day he's a being a poor boy now 181 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:40,100 And literally if I didn't have the dog I reckon I would have fucking swung for him 182 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:46,500 Yeah yeah because the one of them in particular the stereotypical he looks could kill 183 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:53,300 It was that expression on his face as itself fucking Kenya but it's not my fault that seven 184 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:59,860 O'clock on a Friday they're still there working you know when quite obviously the hole has to be 185 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:07,460 Filled in or covered they haven't finished what they're doing so uh yeah they um they weren't too 186 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:13,460 Impressed oh yeah I can't imagine actually but yeah but you know I'm in my work clothes as well 187 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:20,180 So it's quite obvious that I've only just finished but it didn't stop there so I've carried on walking 188 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:26,580 I've gone through the park and obviously I've got my headphones on as usual and I've seen this group 189 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:33,380 Of kids and the one of them he's not all there like which to be fair it's a lot of kids now where 190 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:38,820 They've got something wrong with them but he's always coming over he's got a speech problem as 191 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:46,660 Well not Lord Jonathan Ross, Jonathan Watts but he does struggle with talking he can't pronounce 192 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:51,380 Words properly and that which I'm bothered about it's you know maybe something he'll grow out of 193 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:59,220 I don't know but it always come over and he tries to fuss the dog and he'll talk to me but I don't 194 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:05,300 Want to speak to kids I don't want to speak to people after time yeah a bit creepy a man with a 195 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:12,020 Dog in the park so I've spoken about this before as well and it does seem a bit fucking Nancy though 196 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:18,900 Some sweets in your pocket mate just poo bags in my pockets well I mean I was in my work clothes so 197 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:23,700 There's probably some screws my Stanley knife fucking I don't know drill bits or something but 198 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:31,300 No sweets so he's come over with his little brother ready to fuss the dog and then there's 199 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:38,340 This little black kid and he's shouting yo big man yo big man he's probably about nine years old 200 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:45,860 And he's shouting yo big man to you mate and I felt like just drop kicking him because don't be 201 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:50,500 Calling me a big man don't be talking to me for starters I don't want to talk to you and he's 202 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:56,100 Asked me if I've got the time yo big man you at the time you know yeah so he's going on like he's 203 00:12:56,100 --> 00:13:01,460 A little road man at how old was he he was about nine yeah about nine ten maybe so what age did you 204 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:07,780 Become a road man efficiently I don't know but he was the only black kid in this group of friends 205 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:11,460 Or group of kids that were there anyway I don't know if they actually are all friends 206 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:18,100 Don't want to make a judgment um so I don't know if he was doing it trying at a role 207 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:23,700 Like I'm gonna be the man of this group I'm gonna be the hard one or something yeah and 208 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:33,460 So I've given the time and then he's like yo what's in that bag I'm like in this bag 209 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:39,940 So I've got a poo bag in my hand which is obviously full of poo I was like dog shit 210 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:46,260 I'm like boy do you want to hold it he's like nah man nah and I've gone to push it towards his face 211 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:52,100 I thought you can take it off me if you want mate look he he's essentially just backed off 212 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:56,900 And he's like nah keep that away from me and I've just laughed I was like yeah big man that you 213 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:02,180 Prick I didn't call him a prick to his face but it was as I turned around because I don't want to be 214 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:08,180 Called big man because I don't want to be called a big man because I don't want to be called a big man 215 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:13,460 I don't want to be called big man I don't want to be called boss man or anything just fucking yeah 216 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:19,620 Don't even ask me for the time well just fucking just fuck off leave me alone um and then the next 217 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:25,620 Dad had to laugh so after that got home finally got a beer in my neck and uh yeah the next day 218 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:31,140 After work I've seen the same group of kids again and they're coming over to fuss the dog 219 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:38,180 And even he couldn't be arsed with me he's fucking growler and to see a bunch of lads just all 220 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:43,700 Scatter because the dog's growled now he wouldn't have done nothing again because of the type of 221 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:49,700 Dog that he is he does seem worse than what he actually was because he'll growl sometimes but 222 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:55,300 It's more of like the way cats purr because he's over at song's he'll do like a bit of a growl and 223 00:14:55,300 --> 00:15:01,380 He's fucking ready to play and whatever but this was more of a growl as if to say no 224 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:06,340 I just want to fuck off yeah just back off because there were a crowd in it with me 225 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:14,820 Yeah the same lad then he's like what did I do? I don't know mate don't know so carried on walking 226 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:19,780 But he did make me think he's my dog a little bit racist then because he was looking at the black kid 227 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:28,420 When he's growled but I don't know if we spoke about this before or it's a conversation about 228 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:37,140 With someone else but so some dogs are seen as racist but it's because when it's black people 229 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:43,540 Because they can't see the definitions in the face or anything obviously because dogs 230 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:48,100 They're not colour blind but they say colours different to us because they can't make out facial features 231 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:56,260 It's more confusion as opposed to I don't know if that was with me mate I remember that conversation 232 00:15:56,260 --> 00:16:01,060 I don't know I'll bet it was them but maybe you and your other racist friends yeah yeah 233 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,820 We all have a monthly meeting anyway don't we? 234 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,420 Yeah you want to hear what we say about the people on the boats 235 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:18,420 Cruise ships not rubber dingy rapids but yeah so because they can't make out facial features 236 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:26,580 On black people and that that's why they can sometimes bark at them and I don't know start 237 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:33,940 Growling a bit but yeah I mean I think it was more so just because the crowd did him and he's like 238 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,460 Nah just leave me alone and he wouldn't hold his shit he's like holding the ship 239 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:44,580 Yeah he's like you ain't picking it up so fuck off call my dad a big man he's a geezer 240 00:16:48,980 --> 00:16:57,460 So yeah it's been an eventful week I mean it's been non-stop with work you know as usual 241 00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:05,540 Big grappings little whores now there's not much else going on there then is there? 242 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:12,340 Nah well yeah but now the football's finished which we're not a footballing podcast 243 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,140 We're definitely not 244 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:16,500 No you are right mate 245 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:22,500 It's gearing up for the Olympics at the moment though isn't it? 246 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:28,340 Oh yeah yeah have you seen or heard about this one um someone that ranked a girl or 247 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:33,460 Something he's in the Olympics some Dutch geeser I've only I haven't read the articles 248 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:36,420 I've only just seen like the heading for it 249 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:43,380 I didn't see about one of the athletes I saw there was a girl outside I think one of the hotels 250 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:48,500 That said she'd been ranked by like 10 men or something 251 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:55,620 No no yeah no I have seen that as well and I've seen I think the Australian BMX team had their 252 00:17:56,260 --> 00:18:01,780 All their gear stolen from the van but the boy the BMX is burning so like all the massage tables 253 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:06,900 And the cheeky fuckers threw all the shit like massage tables which cost a couple hundred 254 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:11,780 Quid and then all the chocolate bars and everything left all the shit all the harm it's just ate the 255 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:17,060 Chocolate from it but um no um I should have sorry just because I didn't think we were gonna 256 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:23,540 Go there but yeah uh yeah apparently there's a convicted rapist in the Holland Netherlands 257 00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,540 Oh so it's not something he's just done then? 258 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:30,500 No no I think he done it a few years ago but that poor Radcliffe said something I'm sorry 259 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,700 Mate obviously didn't know who's going there but yeah it's always a bit of controversy you know 260 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,060 Around everything 261 00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:41,380 Well I mean it's controversial that BMXing is an Olympic sport really 262 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:46,500 Does it did the skateboarding ever happen? I know it was talked about 263 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,780 No no it did it is but then it's like 264 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,860 Darts is classed as a sport mate so I suppose just your perspective 265 00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,700 Yeah but would you want to see it in the Olympics? 266 00:18:55,700 --> 00:19:05,780 So what I'm saying hmm no but would you class BMXing as more of a sport as such than darts? 267 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:11,620 Well yeah because it's physical isn't it you're actually doing stuff you're not just 268 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:16,500 Holding a little arrow in your hand and moving your arbor 269 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:22,420 Yeah but so I've been haunted about BMXing but if you let me let me just give you a concept 270 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:26,900 Yeah before I said shoot mate there's a really long heavy ball now sorry really heavy ball 271 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,020 And what you've got to do is you've got to spin around and you've got to throw the shirt at that ball 272 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:34,980 You'd be like yeah mate that ain't going in the Olympics that is in there 273 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,900 So what I'm saying is like you've got to grow over the times Annie 274 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,340 You've got to introduce new stuff because otherwise we'll still be throwing balls 275 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:50,020 Yeah I know what you're saying but when it's when it is that when you're chucking the big balls 276 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,020 A javelin stick 277 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:56,020 What is that called because have you seen Brackleth's daughter do it? 278 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,020 I think she's on the USA squad 279 00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,020 Shotput is he? 280 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,020 Shotput is having his court I think you're wrong my boy 281 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:04,020 No they're fucking putting it on the shoulder 282 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:08,020 I'm sure it's shotput because he's fucking well that's one of the slags 283 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:18,020 They've got all ball shoulders and that Annie I'm sure that's what he is 284 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:24,020 I'm sure Brackleth's daughter is in the Olympics as well or trying to be in the next 285 00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:26,020 But she is a gazer as well Annie 286 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,020 She's a gazer mate 287 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,020 It's just Brackleth's daughter with long hair 288 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,020 Sleeky little thing 289 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,020 It is 290 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:44,020 But as I say when you throwing balls, javelin sticks, swimming, running, lifting the weights and all that 291 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:52,020 That's showing what's the word that I'm looking for now because it is athleticism 292 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:58,020 Like how I really can't think of a word 293 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,020 I added before you said about Brackleth's daughter 294 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,020 I sort of thinking that was a big show of shoulders 295 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:08,020 But when it comes to the BMXing and stuff I'm just thinking it's 296 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:12,020 I know you're saying modernize it 297 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:18,020 But is it really an athletic style of sports 298 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:22,020 Because when you say athletics you do think of the running, the swimming, the long jump and all that 299 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:30,020 Whereas riding a bike and doing stunts that's not 300 00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,020 No I know but it's like 301 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:38,020 I get what you're saying but like if you jump off a diving board and you do a stunt into the water Annie 302 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,020 So it's just 303 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:42,020 I would call it a stunt 304 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:44,020 Also why did the weird like the fucking tallies pants doing that 305 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:48,020 Because you've got to be straight mom 306 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:54,020 I've read that a lot because the lads that do the diving on the swim team have only fans 307 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,020 Because they need the money, the extra money or something 308 00:21:56,020 --> 00:22:00,020 You'd imagine a lot of them will because they don't get, it's only sponsors isn't it 309 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:02,020 The way that they get money 310 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:06,020 Yeah they don't get paid to do that 311 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:10,020 Unless they actually win or rank in the top three 312 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,020 There's nothing next to come for all this money as well 313 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:16,020 Even in the Olympics 314 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:20,020 So I was just trying to see if Brock Lesnar's daughter did make the Olympics 315 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:22,020 I know she was qualified for this Olympics but I can't find if she's in 316 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:26,020 Maya, Maya, Maya? 317 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:28,020 Maya Lesnar? 318 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:30,020 Yeah 319 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:34,020 Are you even bothered about the Olympics though? 320 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,020 No, no, no 321 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,020 It's fucking boring Annie 322 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,020 So I think it was Tuesday 323 00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:44,020 I saw that Andy Murray was saying that 324 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:48,020 Whatever tennis 325 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:52,020 Olympic game it is 326 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,020 There was a 9-4 report 327 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:56,020 Essentially that's going to be his last competitive tournament 328 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:58,020 And then the next day 329 00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:00,020 I read that he's pulled out of it 330 00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:02,020 So I'm guessing he's injured again 331 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:06,020 And so essentially he's retired from competitive tennis now 332 00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:08,020 He's been on the Dean Klein for a while 333 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,020 For about 10 years 334 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:14,020 No but the Olympics, they're quite boring isn't it 335 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:18,020 When you put them on and like 336 00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:22,020 I don't know what's on, they're doing a relay or something 337 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:24,020 Or like a butterfly swim 338 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:26,020 You're swimming my head Gellie 339 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,020 Especially when 340 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:32,020 Like with the 100m sprint and it's over in less than 10 seconds 341 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:36,020 All this build up just for that 342 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,020 Literally you blink and it's gone 343 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:44,020 But then I suppose it's the people that enjoy watching the Olympics and athletic sports 344 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,020 The same people that love watching Formula One 345 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:50,020 Meow 346 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,020 I always, controversial to use an AMI 347 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:56,020 I always preferred the rally to Formula One and still do actually 348 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:58,020 Yeah because that's 349 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,020 It's more entertaining because 350 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:04,020 Fair enough you do get crashes in Formula One for example 351 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,020 You know it's more edgy to see 352 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:08,020 Are they going to make this jump and fucking 353 00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,020 The fans going to get hit and shit 354 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,020 Fuck that's what I was going to say 355 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:14,020 It's not as bad as it used to be 356 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,020 Remember the fans used to be like in the middle of the road taking pictures 357 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:18,020 And the car come flying over and couldn't duck out the way 358 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:22,020 I remember one where there's like a border collie or something 359 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:24,020 So there's a dog anyway 360 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,020 And you just see the car fly over the dog 361 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:28,020 What the fuck is going on 362 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,020 It's like leftover crest 363 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,020 Right hard turn 364 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,020 They're giving them like fucking four turns ahead 365 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:36,020 Like proper driving on it 366 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:40,020 Yeah but they're not good at helicopter piloting 367 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,020 You know why that 368 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,020 What are you on about Colin McRae 369 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:50,020 No honestly how good was Colin McRae rally the other day 370 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,020 Do you remember that parking and you had to learn a thing beforehand 371 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,020 Yeah 372 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:56,020 I was fucking sick though 373 00:24:56,020 --> 00:25:00,020 But to be fair I used to enjoy the old Gran Turismo games as well 374 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,020 Yeah 375 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:04,020 But they don't make them 376 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,020 No no 377 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,020 They used to play speed games as well 378 00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:10,020 On the ground 379 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:12,020 As you customise your car 380 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:18,020 And you used to see a drive as you put in one of that old fucking colour or sticker artwork 381 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,020 You had to know what it was 382 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,020 You just have to put neon lights on as well 383 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,020 Yeah you had to 384 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:26,020 You couldn't have a car with neon lights 385 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:28,020 You had to back then 386 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,020 You know that's becoming a thing again 387 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:32,020 It's called under glow though now 388 00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:34,020 What the neon lights 389 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,020 It's not neon lights it's basically like LED lights 390 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:38,020 It would be LED now 391 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:42,020 So it's like under glow is just a strip that they put all the way around the car 392 00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:48,020 So it looks like one general light rather than two lights that the neon lights was 393 00:25:48,020 --> 00:25:50,020 Yeah apparently that's a thing again 394 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:52,020 I can't say it's under glow 395 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:58,020 I mean I've seen cars with the reflective tape 396 00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:00,020 And they'll bang it all around 397 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:02,020 And they'll draw them out of the car like a Lamborghini or something 398 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:06,020 Or the way they put the stream loans at the time 399 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,020 It's been too much for me 400 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:12,020 I barely even watched them let alone think about doing anything like that 401 00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:14,020 When you go race some stripes on it mate 402 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:20,020 To be fair I was actually thinking about carbon wrapping the bonnet 403 00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:24,020 Just because there's a amount of chips and rust marks on it and that 404 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:28,020 That I either need to paint it or just get some carbon wrap 405 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,020 Or it's just another thing that I can't do 406 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:32,020 You should wrap it like a mad color you know 407 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:34,020 With the whole lot 408 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:36,020 Honestly it's just 409 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:38,020 Honestly it needs to be this way 410 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:40,020 The thing is though if I did something like that 411 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,020 I'd be pissed 412 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:44,020 I'd be so pissed off if anything happens with it 413 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:46,020 Like if you've got a scratch or 414 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:50,020 Someone's opened the door into it 415 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:55,020 I'd literally just be driving like me staisy 416 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:57,020 That I don't get into a crash 417 00:26:57,020 --> 00:27:00,020 And then making sure I park completely out of the way 418 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,020 That no one else is going to be able to touch it 419 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,020 Because I'd be so pissed off 420 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,020 I wouldn't be able to handle it 421 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,020 At least with the way that it is now 422 00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,020 Little dents or anything I bothered 423 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:12,020 With the way it is 424 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,020 No I can't 425 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,020 I remember 426 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:18,020 Kind of wanting to do it 427 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,020 When I first started driving 428 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,020 Little bits like that but 429 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,020 I just can't be arsed 430 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,020 Just don't need it 431 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,020 Plus you know it's not the 432 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,020 Fastest of bands either so 433 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:32,020 You can't do all that stuff if you haven't got 434 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,020 The welly, the horsepower 435 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,020 You can't be all showing no gut 436 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,020 Also just go back to 437 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,020 New for Speed Underground soon 438 00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:42,020 If you 439 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:44,020 In America and the other 440 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:46,020 Artwork and the cars, the spoilers 441 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,020 Look really good but when you used to see them on a Renault 442 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,020 Clear 443 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:52,020 It just didn't hit the same did it 444 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:54,020 The max power cars, remember them the Fox of Corsairs 445 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:56,020 With the big speakers in the back 446 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,020 With the Aligier kind of thing 447 00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:00,020 Just different than it 448 00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:02,020 It weren't need for speed 449 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,020 Well I had the 450 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:06,020 Not longer 451 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:08,020 Nuba Fiat 500 452 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,020 The little 453 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,020 Race version, rally version 454 00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,020 Whatever it's called 455 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,020 But it's extra horsepower anyway 456 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:18,020 And as I've come up this roundabout 457 00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:20,020 Onto the draw carriage way 458 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,020 He's like put your foot down 459 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:24,020 To get past me 460 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:26,020 But then it's a 70 road 461 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,020 And he's stuck to 60 462 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:30,020 So I've gone into the right lane 463 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,020 To overtake the car in the left 464 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,020 And then I could see him looking at me 465 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,020 As he was saying what are you doing 466 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,020 I'm like it's a 70 road mate 467 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,020 You've just sped to get past me 468 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:42,020 And then you've haste matched the car 469 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,020 And I'm waiting to overtake 470 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:46,020 What are you doing 471 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,020 And he's just another fucking idiot driver 472 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,020 I mean we could rant about it fuck you 473 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,020 Idiot drivers all day long 474 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:54,020 But we're not a ranting podcast either are we 475 00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:56,020 Well I disagree with that one 476 00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:02,020 But what we are 477 00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:04,020 We are a podcast that 478 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:06,020 Has a great feature 479 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:08,020 That is true 480 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:10,020 And as always 481 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:12,020 We've got some 482 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:14,020 Hey what wrong with you 483 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,020 And we'll start off with 484 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,020 Lauren's one 485 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,020 Lauren has said 486 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,020 The hiccups 487 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,020 No need for them 488 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,020 And just when you think they're gone 489 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,020 They're back again 490 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,020 What the fuck is 491 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,020 What is the purpose of hiccups 492 00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:40,020 And why if you're supposed to 493 00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:42,020 Hold your breath for like 20 seconds 494 00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,020 Doesn't that work 495 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:46,020 It sometimes works 496 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:48,020 But not all the time 497 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,020 And again 498 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:52,020 Someone scaring you 499 00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:54,020 Is meant to stop it as well 500 00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:56,020 But 501 00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:58,020 You're kind of expecting it then as well aren't you 502 00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:00,020 Yeah 503 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:02,020 Why do you get them 504 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:04,020 I think it's 505 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,020 Is it something to do with like acid reflux 506 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:08,020 Or something 507 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,020 So trapped 508 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:12,020 Winds maybe 509 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:14,020 So it's your body 510 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:16,020 You've got to try and get 511 00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:18,020 The acid or the 512 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,020 The excess 513 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:22,020 Gas out I think 514 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:24,020 I don't know 515 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:26,020 No no no 516 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:28,020 I'll probably get in there 517 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,020 I mean 518 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,020 It's mainly just like after a few 519 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:34,020 Bebs you start to fucking 520 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:36,020 Get a little hiccup 521 00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:38,020 Why do we get hiccups and sauces, alcohol 522 00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:44,020 So 523 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:46,020 That is a weird one actually 524 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,020 Hiccups 525 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:50,020 It's annoying as well though 526 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:52,020 Especially when it goes on for ages 527 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:54,020 When you 528 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,020 Have a lot of time 529 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,020 And you're sitting there and you're trying to hold your breath 530 00:30:58,020 --> 00:31:00,020 For as long as you can 531 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,020 And you think it's gone 532 00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:04,020 What I would 533 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:06,020 I would 534 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:08,020 Generally do 535 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:10,020 As the hiccups are coming out 536 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:12,020 I'll burr 537 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:14,020 And I'll find that helps get rid of them 538 00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:16,020 Quicker 539 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:18,020 I don't know how I'll do it 540 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,020 It's just as I feel the air coming up 541 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:22,020 I'll just change it to a burr 542 00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:24,020 So I don't know how I'll do it 543 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:26,020 It's just 544 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,020 I tend to find 545 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,020 When I do that 546 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:32,020 It's sort of easy 547 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:34,020 I could be quicker 548 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:36,020 Hiccups are a strange thing though I know really 549 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,020 I mean a lot of bodily functions are strange 550 00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:40,020 Really 551 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:42,020 You know what 552 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:44,020 It's just to go off it, I've thought about this 553 00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:46,020 So 554 00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:48,020 You know how I am in the rhinals 555 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:50,020 I don't use them 556 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:52,020 Well you use them 557 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:54,020 You can't have them around 558 00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:56,020 It stems from 559 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:58,020 You know the old school rhinals where 560 00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:00,020 You know basically everyone was pissing the same one 561 00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:02,020 Basically it was one long one 562 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,020 Along the wall 563 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,020 And obviously 564 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,020 I remember pissing I could feel someone's piss on my leg 565 00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:10,020 Like from the spray back 566 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:12,020 You know what's full about this 567 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,020 Because Neil 568 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,020 My mate Neil he was having a piss 569 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,020 When we went out the other week 570 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:20,020 And someone went to him 571 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,020 You've got a good prostate there mate 572 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,020 Because he had a heavy flow 573 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:26,020 So I'm thinking alright 574 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:28,020 When over 575 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:30,020 Would you stand naked 576 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:32,020 Completely naked 577 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:34,020 In front of another man 578 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:36,020 And talk to him 579 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,020 So just listen to me out where I'm going with this 580 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,020 So would you do that 581 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:42,020 I mean it depends on what the context is 582 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,020 Just literally 583 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:46,020 Random guy 584 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:48,020 Well it wouldn't be a random guy 585 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:50,020 That I'd do it no 586 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,020 Because what I'm saying is 587 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:54,020 What I'm trying to get is 588 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:56,020 Why wouldn't you 589 00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:58,020 Do it 590 00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,020 Because you're naked because you've got your willy out or what 591 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,020 Well yeah because you're naked 592 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:04,020 You don't know the person 593 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:06,020 And it's uncomfortable isn't it 594 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,020 But the most uncomfortable thing is because you're 595 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,020 Private to run show and you would assume 596 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:12,020 So what's the difference from your 597 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,020 Eyeing on people to talk and people look 598 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:16,020 Like definitely look 599 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,020 I mean we had a mate that used to look 600 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:20,020 Yeah so that's what we always 601 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:22,020 Find strange 602 00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:24,020 How people find it so comfortable 603 00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,020 To piece and talk and look at each other 604 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:28,020 In the urinals 605 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:30,020 In the toilets but you wouldn't stand naked 606 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,020 Next to that man and just talk casual 607 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:36,020 Do you get what I'm trying to say 608 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:38,020 Yeah I think it's a weird way 609 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:40,020 Of going about it 610 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,020 You're all trying to 611 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,020 Justify it in your heads 612 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:46,020 Well not justify it you're trying to 613 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:50,020 Reprogram yourself 614 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:52,020 To think it's okay 615 00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,020 To do this 616 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:56,020 Instead of 617 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:58,020 Yeah I just thought it was weird that someone would go 618 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,020 You've got a good prostate there 619 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,020 What I'm saying is if you was naked 620 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,020 You wouldn't go 621 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,020 You've got a nice body part there mate 622 00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:08,020 You've got some saggy balls there mate 623 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:10,020 I always find that weird yeah 624 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:12,020 You know on a 625 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,020 Program called Unchannel 4 626 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,020 Where like naked attraction 627 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,020 And they used to have to go to the 628 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,020 Final two 629 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,020 What do you like about his body 630 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:24,020 And he was like he's got nice arms 631 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,020 That's what I'm getting at though 632 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,020 But like 633 00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:30,020 It's weird then because they're standing 634 00:34:30,020 --> 00:34:32,020 Right next to each other and they don't 635 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,020 Look at like anywhere where they shouldn't 636 00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:36,020 Be so just go he's got nice eyes 637 00:34:36,020 --> 00:34:38,020 You know what I mean 638 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:40,020 For choosing the man because he's got a massive dick 639 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:42,020 Yeah yeah 640 00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:44,020 But at the end 641 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:46,020 When the two lads, the final two lads 642 00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:48,020 Normally the girl normally goes what do you like 643 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:50,020 About the other person what do you you know 644 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:52,020 Not just about the girl sometimes 645 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:54,020 But like so they'll do that 646 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:56,020 But that's where 647 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:58,020 Basically that's where I'm trying to go I just find 648 00:34:58,020 --> 00:35:00,020 It a bit weird how like when you're on 649 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:02,020 People talking to you when you cock out basically 650 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,020 Yeah I mean 651 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,020 Men's toilet is a bit of a strange place anyway 652 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:10,020 Because in general 653 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,020 Most men aren't bothered about just 654 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:14,020 Standing there having a piss next to each other 655 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,020 Or 656 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,020 The amount of men that won't go in 657 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:20,020 And not happily 658 00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:22,020 Have a shit because they're embarrassed 659 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,020 About having a shit in front of other people 660 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:26,020 I couldn't have a shit mate no 661 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:28,020 So this is where we're at then 662 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:30,020 I can't even have a piss no mate 663 00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:32,020 If I'm going into the 664 00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:34,020 Humicult it's because well 665 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:36,020 Unless all your owners are taken 666 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:38,020 Or there's not enough space 667 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:40,020 Like the right etiquette 668 00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:42,020 Your own etiquette 669 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:44,020 But essentially 670 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:46,020 If I'm shutting the door it's because 671 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:48,020 I need to have a shit 672 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:50,020 And I don't care then 673 00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:52,020 If I'm farting away and it's like 674 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:54,020 All thumbs away 675 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:56,020 Splashing away and all that 676 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:58,020 I don't care 677 00:35:58,020 --> 00:36:00,020 I don't care that other people are in there having a shit 678 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:02,020 And that as well all I care about 679 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:04,020 Is that I've wiped my ass properly 680 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:06,020 And I've flushed it away 681 00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:08,020 Well we are two different people mate 682 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,020 I've found that since having the baby 683 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:12,020 For me to poop I need silence 684 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:14,020 Silence? So imagine that like 685 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:16,020 Me trying to have a shit 686 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:18,020 You've got a lot of shit there mate folks mate 687 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,020 Like no no no 688 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:22,020 Because you're in a cubicle you're not that fucking in 689 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:24,020 Yeah but you can hear everything 690 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:26,020 Like literally mate it's weird 691 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,020 I don't know how people just have a shit 692 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,020 And there's like five men up in the toilets and you're shitting 693 00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,020 So many times I've done the walk of shame 694 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,020 Out of the toilet walked in so I was 695 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:36,020 Busy and I thought 696 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:38,020 I am waiting this long and fucking 697 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,020 I'm not using that urine or 698 00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:42,020 Walk back out 699 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:44,020 Well when you've 700 00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:46,020 Had to have a shit in a bucket 701 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:48,020 In a peach black 702 00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:50,020 Cellar or in the back of a van 703 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:52,020 Then using a toilet 704 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:54,020 In a public restroom 705 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:56,020 You know services 706 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,020 McDonalds something like all that 707 00:36:58,020 --> 00:37:00,020 You just don't care it's a luxury 708 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:02,020 To be able to use the toilet 709 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,020 I thought it was a bit of a geezer mate because what I did 710 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:06,020 Is yeah because it was rammed 711 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:08,020 Out constantly she was disabled 712 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,020 I've done that enough times 713 00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:14,020 Fortunately it's a safe space 714 00:37:14,020 --> 00:37:16,020 It should be a safe space yeah 715 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:18,020 Fortunately I've not had the 716 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,020 The awkwardness of 717 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:24,020 Going out of the disabled toilet and then the 718 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:26,020 Reason actually the disabled person waiting to use it 719 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:28,020 But I have seen that happen 720 00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:30,020 Where it's like someone's in a wheelchair 721 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:32,020 The door's locked they're waiting all patiently 722 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,020 Because they can't get up and walk away 723 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,020 Or anything and then 724 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:38,020 It's just a normal person that's come out 725 00:37:38,020 --> 00:37:40,020 And they're just like oh sorry 726 00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:42,020 Sorry yeah 727 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:44,020 So it's not a toilet for you is it 728 00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:46,020 Let me get in there and they're just wailing 729 00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:52,020 Honestly I loved you it was fucking 730 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,020 Massive 731 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,020 Fucking doing what I needed to do 732 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,020 Nice flow 733 00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:00,020 Fucking no pressure 734 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:02,020 That's definitely what I can't do 735 00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:04,020 Like if I'm in a urinal 736 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,020 And I can hear someone pissing 737 00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:08,020 I can't go 738 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:10,020 It just doesn't come out 739 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,020 Why it's because that geezer fucking 740 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,020 Spashed back my fucking leg fucking 10 years ago 741 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:16,020 Fucking hell 742 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:18,020 I mean it is a struggle 743 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,020 When it's a urinal 744 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:22,020 Or that big open tray 745 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:24,020 And you're wearing shorts 746 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:26,020 Because it's hard not to piss on yourself 747 00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:28,020 Let alone anyone else 748 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:30,020 Pissing on you 749 00:38:30,020 --> 00:38:32,020 I say pissing on you 750 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,020 The spashed back 751 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,020 Because even when you're at home sometimes 752 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,020 As you first start 753 00:38:38,020 --> 00:38:40,020 The aim isn't 754 00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:42,020 Not on the money straight away 755 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,020 Especially when you've pissed geezers 756 00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:46,020 I remember one time in one of these 757 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,020 Someone I used to work with 758 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,020 It's kind of like an owl shaped urinal 759 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,020 Like one of those ones you said 760 00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:54,020 What did you call it? Like a pig? 761 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,020 Yeah, yeah, so it was like an owl shaped one of them 762 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,020 He's looking back towards me 763 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:00,020 And he's like, are you honest? 764 00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:02,020 You're not pissed are you? 765 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:04,020 And as he's sailing he's pissing up the fucking wall 766 00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:06,020 Like he's missed the fucking 767 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:08,020 Urinal a bit, he's pissing up the fucking wall 768 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,020 Where the hand dryer is 769 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,020 It's weird actually, you can wash your hands here 770 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:14,020 And the hand dryer is there so you can have a quick look 771 00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,020 Of somebody else's body if you wanted to 772 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,020 I mean 773 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:20,020 What else would it be? 774 00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:22,020 This is weird, like honestly 775 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,020 Yeah, he's pissing up the wall, fuck him 776 00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:28,020 I mean I've walked into 777 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,020 Toilets in the pub though 778 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,020 Where lads are actively trying 779 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:34,020 To piss higher than each other 780 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,020 Up the wall 781 00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:38,020 Yeah lads, geezers 782 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:40,020 Definitely not geezers 783 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:42,020 These are just immature fucking 784 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,020 Clips, just making a mess 785 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:46,020 And I'm like 786 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,020 Fucking dying at it 787 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:50,020 Yeah, but these were adults 788 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,020 Essentially because you know, over the age 789 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,020 Of 18, I'm like, what is wrong with 790 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:56,020 Yous, someone's got to clean that up 791 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,020 And they're just, you know, just idiots 792 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,020 Wrong 793 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:02,020 Disgusting 794 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,020 You know what's wrong, when you see a shit-staying box 795 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,020 On the back of the toilet 796 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,020 And the men's like 797 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,020 You must have seen it 798 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:12,020 Yeah, we had it a lot 799 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:14,020 When I was living in the pub 800 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,020 I shit myself 801 00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:18,020 And then just took it on the fucking floor 802 00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:20,020 Fuck me 803 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,020 Well, because 804 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:24,020 With most men's toilets as well 805 00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:26,020 There's no bins in them 806 00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:28,020 Where the women's toilets, they have bins 807 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:30,020 So at least they can put their underwear 808 00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:32,020 Their shitty kicks in one of those bins 809 00:40:32,020 --> 00:40:34,020 But yeah, the men's don't 810 00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:36,020 Really have them 811 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,020 So it's just the shame 812 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:40,020 Of trying to hide the evidence 813 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,020 Because unless you've got 814 00:40:42,020 --> 00:40:44,020 A bag in your pocket, you can't just 815 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:46,020 Take them out with you 816 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,020 Because people would see you walking out with 817 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:50,020 Your old shitty pants 818 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:52,020 So you look on top there, you shit yourself in the toilet 819 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,020 I have, well not in the toilet 820 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:56,020 Have you ever 821 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,020 Had to throw away your underwear? 822 00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,020 Yeah 823 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:02,020 I would have seen yours 824 00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,020 No, no 825 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:06,020 So the one and only time it happened 826 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:08,020 It was Black Baller 827 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:10,020 Went away with Jim Bob 828 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:12,020 And someone else 829 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:14,020 Fucking 830 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,020 I don't know why 831 00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:18,020 But essentially, we had like a bottle of vodka 832 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,020 Each before going out 833 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,020 Obviously not really 834 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:24,020 Had anything decent to eat 835 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:26,020 And yeah, just in whatever fucking club it was 836 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:28,020 Stomach started 837 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,020 To go a bit 838 00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,020 As I've gone to go to the toilet 839 00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:34,020 Someone bit to come out 840 00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:36,020 I was like, alright, I've made a mess 841 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:38,020 And yeah, cleared myself 842 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:40,020 I can't put these boxes back on 843 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:42,020 So yeah, just left them 844 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:44,020 And as you do, go on the fucking toilet 845 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:46,020 Because it is 846 00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,020 It's trying to hold the shame 847 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:50,020 And 848 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:52,020 There was a bean 849 00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:54,020 In that toilet 850 00:41:54,020 --> 00:41:56,020 But there was one of the lucky lucky men there 851 00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:58,020 So I can't walk out with shitty kicks 852 00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:00,020 And I 853 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:02,020 Sorry mate, just use your bin there 854 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,020 Just leave them on the floor then, my left 855 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:06,020 So, but I definitely had some 856 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:08,020 Some freshen up 857 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,020 With a poo and honey from him 858 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:12,020 Give him £2 or something 859 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:14,020 But yeah, that was the 860 00:42:14,020 --> 00:42:16,020 One and only time that's happened to me 861 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:18,020 Out in public, I mean 862 00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:20,020 You know, we have established little 863 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,020 Not shit myself 864 00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:24,020 Well, I have shit myself a little bit 865 00:42:24,020 --> 00:42:26,020 Recently, but no 866 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:28,020 There was the unfortunate case in 867 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:30,020 Someone's bushes 868 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:32,020 And almost again 869 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:34,020 I got literally out 870 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:36,020 I can't emphasise how close it was 871 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,020 He was fucking 872 00:42:38,020 --> 00:42:40,020 Desperate 873 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,020 Right 874 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,020 What were we talking about 875 00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:48,020 I was on the toilet the other day 876 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:50,020 So I was in the bathroom for 45 minutes 877 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:52,020 And it was 40 minutes of shitting 878 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:54,020 Yeah, it's a good one 879 00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:56,020 I just feel a lot after them ones 880 00:42:56,020 --> 00:42:58,020 I definitely 881 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,020 I wish I would have fucking 882 00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:02,020 Wared myself before and after 883 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:04,020 But honestly, it was like 884 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,020 Yeah, when you have to flush while you 885 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:08,020 Pooping, Stubbs 886 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:10,020 I didn't flush while I was pooping 887 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,020 But it was one of them ones as well 888 00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:14,020 Surely I've done that 889 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:16,020 So you start wiping 890 00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:18,020 As soon as you do the first wipe 891 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:20,020 You push some more out of the intestines 892 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:22,020 And more starts coming out 893 00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:24,020 Fucks sake 894 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:26,020 So then I waited like 2 minutes 895 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,020 After it finally starts 896 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:30,020 And I was like, alright 897 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:32,020 I'll do a wild pub night 898 00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:34,020 Literally like 40 minutes 899 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:36,020 How has it been this much 900 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:38,020 And it wasn't just like 901 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:40,020 Some come out and then nothing for 40 minutes 902 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:42,020 It was fucking go, go, go 903 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,020 Madness 904 00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:46,020 But to be fair the day before 905 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:48,020 I didn't go at all 906 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:50,020 So yeah, it's probably what it was 907 00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:52,020 Yeah 908 00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:54,020 So it was Monday 909 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:56,020 Monday I did fucking go 910 00:43:56,020 --> 00:44:00,020 Shit, made me late for work 911 00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:02,020 I was still at the job 912 00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:04,020 At 4am 913 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:08,020 Not late but I love to get to the job earlier 914 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,020 So after all that shit 915 00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:12,020 Yeah, literally 916 00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:14,020 Yeah 917 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:16,020 We've got 918 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,020 Laura and she says 919 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:20,020 She says 920 00:44:26,020 --> 00:44:28,020 People spitting on the floor 921 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:30,020 Absolutely disgusting 922 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:32,020 Yeah, I don't get that 923 00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:34,020 I also don't understand why footballers spit 924 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:36,020 I don't understand that 925 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:38,020 So 926 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:40,020 I get it with the excess saliva 927 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:42,020 And when they do the thing 928 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:44,020 For the nose 929 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:46,020 I don't know what that's called 930 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:48,020 For me 931 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:50,020 So I'll do that 932 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,020 I'll 933 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:54,020 I'm not deliberately going around 934 00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,020 Spitting and blowing snot 935 00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:58,020 On the fucking pavement and that 936 00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:00,020 But sometimes in the morning 937 00:45:00,020 --> 00:45:02,020 If I've been 938 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:04,020 Breaking down walls 939 00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,020 Or something the day before 940 00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:08,020 Then I am a bit congested 941 00:45:08,020 --> 00:45:10,020 So there'll be a bit of 942 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:12,020 Dust up my nostrils, a bit still 943 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:14,020 And fucking 944 00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:16,020 You need to cut the phlegm off of your chest 945 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:18,020 Or it won't 946 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:20,020 Spit on the floor or on the 947 00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:22,020 Pavements 948 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,020 I'll spit on the grass 949 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,020 Or if I'm on the main road 950 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:28,020 I'll spit into the road 951 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:30,020 Because I don't want to be walking into spits 952 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,020 And I don't expect other people to walk into the spit 953 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,020 And they do the greenies 954 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:36,020 Well, yeah 955 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:38,020 So again, because I'll do that 956 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:40,020 And the missus is like, just swallow it 957 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,020 No, it's coming up for a reason 958 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:44,020 Like, you're getting it off your chest 959 00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:46,020 Now I know it's not going back into your chest 960 00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:48,020 As you're swallowing it, but my body's 961 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:50,020 Rejecting it, so I'm not going to take it back 962 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:52,020 Into my body, so I'm 963 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:54,020 Spitting it out 964 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:56,020 I mean, we all love to swallow at, but not with 965 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,020 A fucking bit of phlegm 966 00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,020 So 967 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:02,020 I do get it though, because when you see these 968 00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:04,020 Fucking big roadmen, these youth 969 00:46:04,020 --> 00:46:06,020 And that, fucking just standing there 970 00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:08,020 And they don't even spit properly, it's like a little 971 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:10,020 Bit of a fucking dribble, like 972 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:12,020 It's the ones that are 973 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,020 Spit while they're smoking for me, I never understand that 974 00:46:14,020 --> 00:46:16,020 The drug is driving 975 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:18,020 If you don't like the taste of it, what are you doing? 976 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:20,020 And then spitting them, is that what it is then? 977 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:22,020 It must be an osperous 978 00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:24,020 Obviously I don't smoke 979 00:46:24,020 --> 00:46:26,020 That's weird, yeah, no, I've never, yeah 980 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:28,020 Well, I'm guessing it's that anyway 981 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:30,020 Because you think that when people chew 982 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:32,020 Tobacco and eat, because they have 983 00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,020 The little spit jars, they're chewing the 984 00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:36,020 Tobacco and 985 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:38,020 So, yeah 986 00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:40,020 I get it 987 00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:42,020 But it's just 988 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:44,020 I suppose 989 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:46,020 A big problem with it is 990 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,020 The way that the youth for today are 991 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:50,020 Ignorant, like what we said with 992 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:52,020 One of the other ones who have a week with the litter everywhere 993 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:54,020 And that, so 994 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,020 The part by me, the bins literally 995 00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:58,020 Not even two metres away from the 996 00:46:58,020 --> 00:47:00,020 The bench, and yet 997 00:47:00,020 --> 00:47:02,020 They'll leave all the fucking McDonald's wrappers and that 998 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:04,020 On the bench, on the table 999 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:06,020 You're walking past the bin to leave 1000 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:08,020 The fucking park as well 1001 00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:10,020 Just put it away, the hazy bastards 1002 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:14,020 But, unless we can give them a slap 1003 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:16,020 There's nothing we can do about it really 1004 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:18,020 And a lot of them need a fucking slap 1005 00:47:18,020 --> 00:47:20,020 Now 1006 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:22,020 Carl's come back with another one as well now 1007 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:24,020 And Carl is saying 1008 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,020 When you go to the fridge 1009 00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:34,020 And there's nothing left in the milk carton 1010 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:36,020 Or something similar 1011 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,020 Why put an empty one back? 1012 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:40,020 See, my 1013 00:47:40,020 --> 00:47:42,020 So my partner minds a bit 1014 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:44,020 Because I sometimes leave like 1015 00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,020 A mouthful of water, like in my 1016 00:47:46,020 --> 00:47:48,020 Sparkling water mate 1017 00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:50,020 Still, okay 1018 00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:52,020 And yeah, so 1019 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:54,020 And she goes, just drink it, I'm like 1020 00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,020 No, no, I don't want it, but 1021 00:47:56,020 --> 00:47:58,020 It's just I'll fucking down that little bit to my 1022 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:00,020 Nah 1023 00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:02,020 It wouldn't be like a drop 1024 00:48:02,020 --> 00:48:04,020 Like a mouthful worth 1025 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,020 Yeah, but if it's just a mouthful 1026 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:08,020 No, to be pointless 1027 00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:10,020 No, because you want it 1028 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,020 As soon as it's getting from work 1029 00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:14,020 That one, down, three 1030 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:16,020 No, because, so a mouthful 1031 00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:18,020 Are you talking like a tablespoon 1032 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:20,020 No, no 1033 00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:22,020 So in a bottle 1034 00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:24,020 Are you looking at like a piece in each worth 1035 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:26,020 I'm saying like 1036 00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:28,020 Literally mate, yeah 1037 00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:30,020 See where that fucking horn is 1038 00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:32,020 So, no, so that's not enough 1039 00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:34,020 No, I mean, circumference 1040 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:36,020 So you're talking about like a centimetre of water left 1041 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:38,020 No, but you think about that round though mate 1042 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:40,020 It's massive 1043 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:42,020 All the girl 1044 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:44,020 Nah, it's not enough 1045 00:48:44,020 --> 00:48:46,020 You can't 1046 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,020 You can't just support that 1047 00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:50,020 Again, if it's a little bit of a dribble in the milk 1048 00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:52,020 I'll just put extra milk in my 1049 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:54,020 Tea, and then just like 1050 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:56,020 Continue stirring the tea back 1051 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,020 To compensate the extra milk in it 1052 00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:00,020 I've established on this podcast that tea is a horrible drink 1053 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,020 To 1054 00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:04,020 People that can't 1055 00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:06,020 Piece in your horns, yeah 1056 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,020 Giza 1057 00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,020 There's gonna be another 1058 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:12,020 Giza, yeah 1059 00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:14,020 Like 1060 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:16,020 That literally just 1061 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:18,020 It's just a weird concept really 1062 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,020 We think 1063 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:22,020 No, it is a weird concept, you're getting your cock out 1064 00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,020 No 1065 00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:26,020 I don't know 1066 00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:28,020 I don't know how many I'm 1067 00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:30,020 A fuller why, less than that 1068 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:32,020 Yeah, some of them you shoulder 1069 00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:34,020 Literally, and you both got your cocks out 1070 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:36,020 Talking to each other 1071 00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:38,020 Not everyone does talk to each other 1072 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,020 No, no, but like 1073 00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:42,020 I tell you what drives me nuts 1074 00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:44,020 The ones that when the piss go 1075 00:49:44,020 --> 00:49:46,020 Like they've needed it hand on the wall 1076 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:48,020 Because the fuckid 1077 00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:50,020 Holded it in for so long 1078 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,020 Yeah, but 1079 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:54,020 So I won't do that 1080 00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:56,020 If I'm out 1081 00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:58,020 Because I won't hold my piss in for that long 1082 00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:00,020 As soon as I need a wee 1083 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:02,020 Is it when people make a noise because the wee 1084 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:04,020 Yeah 1085 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:06,020 I've done it when I've got home 1086 00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:08,020 Say I've been on the motorway for an hour 1087 00:50:08,020 --> 00:50:10,020 Or something 1088 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,020 But I'm not forcing a noise out 1089 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:14,020 It's just like 1090 00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,020 If I'm pissing I don't want to hear no one else pissing 1091 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:18,020 Making noises 1092 00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:20,020 Yeah 1093 00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:22,020 But 1094 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:24,020 So how do you feel about this one 1095 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,020 I remember years ago 1096 00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:28,020 Out of your own home having a piss 1097 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,020 And then I've let out a bit of a fart 1098 00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:32,020 How would you feel about that 1099 00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:34,020 No 1100 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:36,020 Obviously that kind of stuff is funny 1101 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:38,020 But like 1102 00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:40,020 In the circumstance of 1103 00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:42,020 Me pissing, no I need solace mate 1104 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:44,020 Like in those 1105 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:46,020 Circumstances 1106 00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:48,020 No, I can't 1107 00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:50,020 I can't have no one around me, that's why I've got to go in the queue 1108 00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:52,020 Yeah, well 1109 00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:54,020 And I'll never shit 1110 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:56,020 I can honestly say I've never shit in a pub 1111 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,020 Or like a restaurant 1112 00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:00,020 Or anything like that 1113 00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:02,020 The worst ones are in the airport 1114 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:04,020 For that 1115 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,020 Like 1116 00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:08,020 I've done it in the airport 1117 00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:10,020 But yeah, why that 1118 00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,020 Just do it before you leave 1119 00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:14,020 They're the worst ones now 1120 00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:16,020 Because they're on holiday mode, they're relaxed 1121 00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:18,020 They're like 1122 00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:20,020 Oh 1123 00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:22,020 You just shit in 1124 00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:24,020 You don't have to make a noise 1125 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:26,020 I'm not saying that I'm sitting in a fucking public toilet 1126 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:28,020 But some of them 1127 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:30,020 Honestly 1128 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:32,020 Some people are just weird though 1129 00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:34,020 That's what 1130 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:36,020 Oh god 1131 00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:40,020 So moving on 1132 00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:42,020 We'll get 1133 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:44,020 James out of the way 1134 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,020 He loves it, he's a top listener 1135 00:51:46,020 --> 00:51:48,020 So he says 1136 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:50,020 Never a wall lad 1137 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:52,020 Just because you're a yammer 1138 00:51:52,020 --> 00:51:54,020 What's a yammer? 1139 00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:56,020 Yam yam 1140 00:51:56,020 --> 00:51:58,020 Wall for Hampton only 1141 00:51:58,020 --> 00:52:00,020 So because I've called him a wall 1142 00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:02,020 He's not a proper scouser 1143 00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:04,020 He's trying to come back at 1144 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:06,020 Trying to say that I'm a yam yam 1145 00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:08,020 Right, right 1146 00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:10,020 We're not 1147 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,020 It's the yamas and all that 1148 00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:14,020 That get confused with Birmingham 1149 00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:16,020 Because they want to be Bromies 1150 00:52:16,020 --> 00:52:18,020 But they can't 1151 00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:20,020 So 1152 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,020 Trying to get me to 1153 00:52:22,020 --> 00:52:24,020 Bulk to that 1154 00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:28,020 I feel like that black country accent is the worst accent ever 1155 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,020 I feel like it's got to be put on a little bit 1156 00:52:30,020 --> 00:52:34,020 I don't know, I think just a lot of them are that in Britain 1157 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:36,020 That they just don't know how to speak properly really 1158 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,020 It's the am and the ours 1159 00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:40,020 Yammeroid 1160 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:42,020 And it's a lot slower as well 1161 00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:46,020 I know I'll slow my talking down sometimes 1162 00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:50,020 But that's because I'm trying to articulate words 1163 00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:52,020 Get them out correctly 1164 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:56,020 As opposed to just speaking fast and confusing people 1165 00:52:56,020 --> 00:52:58,020 People are, what? What you say? 1166 00:52:58,020 --> 00:53:00,020 So yeah, I'll try and think about what I'm saying 1167 00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:02,020 Especially that as well 1168 00:53:02,020 --> 00:53:04,020 Because this was pulled up when I was 16 1169 00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:06,020 Fresh on the tools 1170 00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:08,020 Think 1171 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:10,020 So pronouncing your T-H 1172 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,020 Yeah 1173 00:53:12,020 --> 00:53:14,020 It's like 1174 00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:16,020 You're saying it as if it's spelt with an F 1175 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:18,020 I don't know if it's think 1176 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,020 And it's like, no 1177 00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:22,020 It's think, think 1178 00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:24,020 So yeah, because of stuff like that 1179 00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:26,020 I do try and think about what I'm saying 1180 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:28,020 The one I always think of that comes to mind 1181 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:30,020 From that is 1182 00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:32,020 When people used to go 1183 00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:34,020 Window to window 1184 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:36,020 And that drives me crazy 1185 00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:38,020 When they go look for the window 1186 00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:40,020 Yeah 1187 00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:42,020 There's loads to be bare 1188 00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:46,020 I don't understand voice so many 1189 00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:48,020 Not just English but British people 1190 00:53:48,020 --> 00:53:52,020 Have to abbreviate words that don't need it 1191 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,020 Or short hand words 1192 00:53:54,020 --> 00:53:56,020 Because a lot of the time 1193 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:58,020 They'll try and short hand it 1194 00:53:58,020 --> 00:54:00,020 And it will be a lot more to say 1195 00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:02,020 But again 1196 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:04,020 Even though we're not a football podcast 1197 00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:06,020 But when people are talking about 1198 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:08,020 Transfer news or something 1199 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:10,020 They'll call it an ITK 1200 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:12,020 So that's a person that's in the know 1201 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:14,020 But ITK 1202 00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:16,020 It's still three syllables 1203 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:18,020 As one is saying in the know 1204 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:20,020 So ITK 1205 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,020 In the know 1206 00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:24,020 Not really saving time 1207 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:26,020 It's like that clapper you used to learn in school 1208 00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:28,020 Do you remember that? 1209 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:30,020 Yeah, so that was the syllables 1210 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:32,020 But yours isn't three 1211 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:34,020 It's just Ashley, isn't it? 1212 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:36,020 No, but I can't 1213 00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:38,020 Actually I remember 1214 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:40,020 Having this conversation with the teacher 1215 00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:42,020 Maybe I'm going the wrong way around 1216 00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:44,020 I think I've done Ashley 1217 00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:46,020 And she said no, it's Ashley 1218 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:50,020 So the teacher's done that 1219 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,020 Maybe I was doing it that way around 1220 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:54,020 I was like nine 1221 00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:58,020 Nine and you just learned that to say your name 1222 00:54:58,020 --> 00:55:00,020 No, but it was more like 1223 00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:04,020 It was more the rhythm 1224 00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:06,020 It wasn't the name 1225 00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:08,020 It was the rhythm 1226 00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:10,020 I don't know why we're getting that 1227 00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:12,020 I remember it though 1228 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:14,020 They made it seem like a game 1229 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:16,020 And that's a good response 1230 00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:18,020 Definitely weren't fun 1231 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,020 Some of the things are worth fun 1232 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:22,020 The f**king bangers we used to have to sing in school 1233 00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:24,020 Yeah, f**king tunes 1234 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:26,020 What would we sing in the Beatles? 1235 00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:28,020 Yeah, that's a worry 1236 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,020 They've got so many good songs 1237 00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:32,020 What was? 1238 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:34,020 We are living in a year 1239 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:36,020 No, we didn't sing that one 1240 00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:38,020 I must have been one of the lucky ones then 1241 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:40,020 There's a lot of better songs 1242 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,020 That could have been f**king chosen 1243 00:55:42,020 --> 00:55:44,020 Remember heads down thumbs up 1244 00:55:44,020 --> 00:55:46,020 Bad boy go mate 1245 00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:48,020 Yeah, duck duck goose 1246 00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:50,020 Obviously British Bulldog 1247 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,020 What's the time Mr Wolf? 1248 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:54,020 In schools do you reckon they should have those 1249 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:56,020 Climbing apparatus things 1250 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:58,020 No, I was f**king down 1251 00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,020 They had like a f**king 1252 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:02,020 Half an inch mat in case you fell 1253 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:04,020 I saw you falling on f**king 1254 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:06,020 This f**king mat 1255 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:08,020 The paper towels really to wet up as well in case you hurt yourself 1256 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:10,020 Do you remember as well if you got your PE kit 1257 00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:12,020 It used to be pants 1258 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:14,020 Yeah, if you forgot it 1259 00:56:14,020 --> 00:56:16,020 You didn't want to shoot yourself that day 1260 00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:18,020 Did you? 1261 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:20,020 I had it in primary school didn't I? 1262 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:22,020 Not me 1263 00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:24,020 I feel like I've told this story on the pad before 1264 00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:26,020 But 1265 00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:28,020 Yeah, it was a little girl 1266 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:30,020 I mean she was the same age 1267 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:32,020 I don't know if she was like 9 or something 1268 00:56:32,020 --> 00:56:34,020 But yeah 1269 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,020 She forgot her PE kit 1270 00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:38,020 So she's in the vest and the little 1271 00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:40,020 Pants 1272 00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:42,020 And she says she needs the toilet 1273 00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:44,020 The teacher's like no 1274 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:46,020 And the toilets were just outside the PE hall as well 1275 00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:48,020 Why wouldn't some teachers 1276 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:50,020 Just frequently come to the toilet? 1277 00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:52,020 There was no need for it 1278 00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,020 The toilet was literally walk out the hall 1279 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:56,020 And the toilets were there straight out of the way 1280 00:56:56,020 --> 00:56:58,020 So the teacher's like no 1281 00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,020 And then next thing you just 1282 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:02,020 Seen the bulge of this fat leg in the f**king pants 1283 00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:04,020 And the teacher was so f**king 1284 00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:06,020 Embarrassed at that 1285 00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:08,020 They were having to walk the girl out and f**king 1286 00:57:08,020 --> 00:57:10,020 Obviously clean her 1287 00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:12,020 Because you know that girl's in the go 1288 00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:14,020 I asked and the teacher said no 1289 00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:16,020 And that's not a look bad on the teacher 1290 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:18,020 Just f**king in the go 1291 00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:20,020 Because that would live with that girl forever now 1292 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,020 I remember 1293 00:57:22,020 --> 00:57:24,020 And I don't remember a lot of things about school 1294 00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:26,020 Especially prom school as well 1295 00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:28,020 There's only one teacher now that I remember 1296 00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:30,020 And then a couple of kids that I went to school with 1297 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:32,020 But oh yeah 1298 00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:34,020 School was shit though really 1299 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:36,020 I don't need to remember it 1300 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:38,020 Really well enjoyed 1301 00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:40,020 But 1302 00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:42,020 So our James 1303 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:44,020 That's all he says yeah 1304 00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:46,020 He's trying to bite me 1305 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,020 Trying to call us yammers 1306 00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,020 Was he calling me though or was he calling you 1307 00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:52,020 We're part and parcel 1308 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:54,020 The Chuckle Brothers 1309 00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:56,020 The Bromia and the Deck 1310 00:57:56,020 --> 00:57:58,020 No one's ever said that mate 1311 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,020 No one's ever said that mate 1312 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:02,020 Thank you 1313 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,020 Well yeah 1314 00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:06,020 So 1315 00:58:06,020 --> 00:58:08,020 We're not falling to it anyway 1316 00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:10,020 Well yeah 1317 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,020 Thanks as always for the email from James though 1318 00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:14,020 He has to keep consistent don't he 1319 00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:16,020 Number one listener mate 1320 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:18,020 He's definitely the number one fan 1321 00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:20,020 He's made his own merch 1322 00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:22,020 We haven't even made one yet 1323 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:24,020 And he's rocking some 1324 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:26,020 Real talking bad fucking t-shirts and that 1325 00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:28,020 He's got a little fucking beanie hat and shit 1326 00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:30,020 Fucking t-shirts, hoodie 1327 00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:32,020 I can imagine I could have like half ice 1328 00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:34,020 And underneath yammers 1329 00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:36,020 That's the new one that he's making now yeah 1330 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:40,020 Well we've got a 1331 00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:42,020 New one in I don't know 1332 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,020 So ours messaged him 1333 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,020 And he said 1334 00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:48,020 I've been sober for seven months now 1335 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:50,020 I wasn't super bad just wanted to knock it off 1336 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:52,020 So I stumbled onto your part anyway 1337 00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:54,020 I was just wondering if there was 1338 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,020 Any more that you would recommend 1339 00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:58,020 I've tried a few but there's 1340 00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:00,020 Just too much shit out there 1341 00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:02,020 Well we have 1342 00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:04,020 Mentioned a few times how 1343 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:06,020 Bursts all we are 1344 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:08,020 Not just all about the real 1345 00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:10,020 Talking, we're all over the place 1346 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:12,020 Real knowledge, real truth bombs 1347 00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:14,020 Not afraid to 1348 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:16,020 Get the facts 1349 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:18,020 Get those touchy subjects 1350 00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:20,020 That a lot of people 1351 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:22,020 Don't like to talk about 1352 00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:24,020 Always prepared 1353 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:26,020 You know what I mean 1354 00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:28,020 No chansons, just fucking straight 1355 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:30,020 I don't know how I'll have all this time to do all the preparation 1356 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:32,020 Stand on topic 1357 00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:36,020 I mean for me, I mean you listen to a lot more 1358 00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:38,020 Podcasts than me 1359 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:40,020 I've said before 1360 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:42,020 I've only started listening to podcasts 1361 00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:44,020 Or been doing this podcast 1362 00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:46,020 And I do 1363 00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:48,020 Listen to some and I'm like 1364 00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:50,020 This is a pack of shit 1365 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:52,020 Just tend to 1366 00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:54,020 Listen to crime 1367 00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:56,020 Documentation podcasts 1368 00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,020 Crime podcasts 1369 00:59:58,020 --> 01:00:00,020 That's my thing 1370 01:00:00,020 --> 01:00:02,020 That's all I listen to 1371 01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:04,020 Is there any particular ones you'd recommend 1372 01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:06,020 Yeah 1373 01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:08,020 So Vanished, that's 1374 01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:10,020 Really good 1375 01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:12,020 Hoist Strange is an alien one 1376 01:00:12,020 --> 01:00:14,020 I've mentioned that one before 1377 01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:16,020 I am listening to 1378 01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:18,020 One at the moment, I can't remember the time 1379 01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:20,020 Right now 1380 01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,020 Well, Counter Clock, that's another good one 1381 01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,020 Crime one 1382 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:26,020 But at the moment I am listening to 1383 01:00:26,020 --> 01:00:28,020 I'll shut it off now 1384 01:00:28,020 --> 01:00:30,020 Oh sorry, one sec 1385 01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:32,020 Really good one and I can't remember what 1386 01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:34,020 It's really good, Downing Creek 1387 01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:36,020 Yeah, so it's about 1388 01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:38,020 A lad called 1389 01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:40,020 Justin Gayle that went missing 1390 01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:42,020 In Georgia 1391 01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:44,020 I feel like I recognise the name 1392 01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:46,020 Yeah, so he went to 1393 01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:48,020 In America they must have like bars 1394 01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,020 Where it's 18-21, so if you're 18 1395 01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:52,020 You can go in and put 21 to drink 1396 01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:54,020 He went to one of them 1397 01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:56,020 He left 1398 01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:58,020 And then since he's left 1399 01:00:58,020 --> 01:01:00,020 No one really knows what's happened to him 1400 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:02,020 So yeah, it's really good 1401 01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:04,020 Some Jeffrey Dahmer shit there 1402 01:01:04,020 --> 01:01:06,020 Yeah 1403 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:08,020 I listen to all sorts of different ones 1404 01:01:08,020 --> 01:01:10,020 To be fair 1405 01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:12,020 There's a couple that I wouldn't 1406 01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:14,020 Really recommend considering you so 1407 01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:16,020 I mean we talk, well I talk about 1408 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,020 Getting drunk enough 1409 01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:20,020 That probably isn't going to help 1410 01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:22,020 So if you 1411 01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:24,020 Trying to go on to two bears, one cave 1412 01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:26,020 Or have a work 1413 01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:28,020 Podcast, a lot of them 1414 01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:30,020 Same again 1415 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:32,020 It's a lot of drink talk 1416 01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:34,020 Party and sort of stories 1417 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:36,020 So I wouldn't 1418 01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:38,020 Even though I would recommend them as 1419 01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:40,020 Podcasts because they are quality 1420 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:42,020 Some really funny comedians 1421 01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:44,020 But 1422 01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:46,020 I'd say 1423 01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:48,020 Bad 1424 01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:50,020 Friends, which again 1425 01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:52,020 Two comedians 1426 01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:54,020 Andrew Santino and 1427 01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:56,020 Bobby Lee 1428 01:01:56,020 --> 01:01:58,020 There's is funny 1429 01:01:58,020 --> 01:02:00,020 They've also got their own individual podcasts and that as well 1430 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:04,020 I've listened to a couple of Theo Vons lately as well 1431 01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:08,020 It's all right 1432 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:10,020 Chris DeStefano as well 1433 01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:12,020 He's got 1434 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:14,020 One of his little 1435 01:02:14,020 --> 01:02:16,020 Sub-series 1436 01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:18,020 He's called it Christory 1437 01:02:18,020 --> 01:02:20,020 So it's history with Chris 1438 01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:22,020 And the way he just 1439 01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:24,020 Brings life into 1440 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:26,020 Crappy history stories 1441 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:28,020 And that really 1442 01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:30,020 Throwing a bit of bullshit 1443 01:02:30,020 --> 01:02:32,020 But it's quite entertaining 1444 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:34,020 To be fair 1445 01:02:34,020 --> 01:02:36,020 But outside of that, I mainly just listen to 1446 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:38,020 All podcasts and that as well 1447 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:40,020 Trying to keep up 1448 01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,020 To date with a bit of news that's going on 1449 01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:44,020 But 1450 01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:46,020 Otherwise I don't know of any 1451 01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:48,020 Like us to be fair 1452 01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:50,020 Not saying that we're 1453 01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:52,020 Unique but 1454 01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:54,020 I don't think I listen to any 1455 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,020 Like our style 1456 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:58,020 I think we are a little bit off the cuff 1457 01:02:58,020 --> 01:03:00,020 Mind you 1458 01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:02,020 I don't know what you're trying to say with that 1459 01:03:02,020 --> 01:03:04,020 Bit like we don't know what he's doing 1460 01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:06,020 You know what I mean 1461 01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:08,020 Is he going to be racist again? 1462 01:03:08,020 --> 01:03:10,020 He's dead racist 1463 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,020 But no, no, you get what I'm saying 1464 01:03:12,020 --> 01:03:14,020 We're not afraid to cover any 1465 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:16,020 Topic 1466 01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:18,020 But I think 1467 01:03:18,020 --> 01:03:20,020 Touching on what you just said there 1468 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:22,020 Because you know 1469 01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:24,020 Well we're not famous 1470 01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:26,020 To get cancelled 1471 01:03:26,020 --> 01:03:28,020 I don't give a shit 1472 01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:30,020 I was going to say, I think when you get to a certain 1473 01:03:30,020 --> 01:03:32,020 Thing that's when you start worrying about 1474 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,020 Am I going to get cancelled 1475 01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:36,020 I'd like to think I still won't really give a fuck 1476 01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:38,020 No, we don't know 1477 01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:40,020 I'll still be calling Sam Smith a cunt 1478 01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:42,020 That's because of you he's doing it 1479 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:44,020 Yeah, fucking mess 1480 01:03:44,020 --> 01:03:46,020 But 1481 01:03:46,020 --> 01:03:48,020 Yeah 1482 01:03:48,020 --> 01:03:50,020 Breaking Beard 1483 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:52,020 That's another good little one to be fair 1484 01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:54,020 So 1485 01:03:54,020 --> 01:03:56,020 Adam, his beard meets food 1486 01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:58,020 UK is number one 1487 01:03:58,020 --> 01:04:00,020 Competitive Eater 1488 01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:02,020 Even though he's retired from competitive eating now 1489 01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:04,020 But he goes around doing all the food challenges and that 1490 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:06,020 So him and his other lads 1491 01:04:06,020 --> 01:04:08,020 Josh, they've got 1492 01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:10,020 Their little podcast 1493 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:12,020 Yeah, I mean 1494 01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:14,020 I suppose we're kind of similar 1495 01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,020 But because they're 1496 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,020 Well, Adam's got 1497 01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:20,020 Four million subscribers on YouTube 1498 01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:22,020 He's going around the world doing the food challenges 1499 01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:24,020 And that so, you know, their stories 1500 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:26,020 Are more high 1501 01:04:26,020 --> 01:04:28,020 Ends on the sense that 1502 01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:30,020 You know, trips to Germany 1503 01:04:30,020 --> 01:04:32,020 UFC and stuff 1504 01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:34,020 Like that, so because they can do more 1505 01:04:34,020 --> 01:04:36,020 Stuff, their stories are a bit more 1506 01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:38,020 Different and there are a lot of time 1507 01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:40,020 I've got a question 1508 01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:42,020 For you, mate, if you could take this podcast 1509 01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,020 Somewhere to do 1510 01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:46,020 To cover like an event, not UFC 1511 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:48,020 Or something that you've seen or heard 1512 01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:50,020 From TV like 1513 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:52,020 I don't know, like a hot dog challenge 1514 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:54,020 Something as small as that, where would you want to take this 1515 01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:56,020 If you could take it on the road 1516 01:04:56,020 --> 01:04:58,020 For a special 1517 01:04:58,020 --> 01:05:00,020 Well, I think we've established it wouldn't be to 1518 01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:02,020 Any Formula One tracks 1519 01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:04,020 I haven't known with that bit 1520 01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,020 Just in the background every dog 1521 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,020 20 seconds 1522 01:05:08,020 --> 01:05:10,020 It would be more like every minute, wouldn't it 1523 01:05:10,020 --> 01:05:12,020 Because you only, you know, want to laugh 1524 01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:14,020 So yeah, not that 1525 01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:16,020 Yeah, the rally 1526 01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:18,020 That would be a big dangerous 1527 01:05:18,020 --> 01:05:20,020 You'd have to make sure you're in a safe spot 1528 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:22,020 I think they've got barriers now though, mate 1529 01:05:22,020 --> 01:05:24,020 I think there's like safe space 1530 01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:26,020 Safe space 1531 01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:28,020 This is a safe space 1532 01:05:30,020 --> 01:05:32,020 I don't know 1533 01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:34,020 One, I mean, not that I've been watching 1534 01:05:34,020 --> 01:05:36,020 Any, but there's a lot of traction going around 1535 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:38,020 Jeremy Clarkson's new pub 1536 01:05:38,020 --> 01:05:40,020 That is open, but isn't 1537 01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:42,020 Officially open or something 1538 01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:44,020 Right 1539 01:05:44,020 --> 01:05:46,020 So because he's had that farming show for a couple of years now 1540 01:05:46,020 --> 01:05:48,020 Yeah, diddly squat farming 1541 01:05:48,020 --> 01:05:50,020 Yeah, and uh 1542 01:05:50,020 --> 01:05:52,020 Clarkson's farm on Amazon, which is a really good 1543 01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:54,020 I haven't watched the new season yet, but the first two was really good 1544 01:05:54,020 --> 01:05:56,020 I've not watched any of it, but everyone goes on 1545 01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:58,020 How good it is 1546 01:05:58,020 --> 01:06:00,020 There's this guy, I can't remember his name 1547 01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:02,020 And all I can remember is 1548 01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:04,020 When he speaks, they put German subtitles for him 1549 01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:06,020 Because he fucking 1550 01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:08,020 Doesn't, he's speaking to him 1551 01:06:08,020 --> 01:06:10,020 And then the German guy's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah 1552 01:06:10,020 --> 01:06:12,020 Doesn't understand a word he's fucking said 1553 01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:14,020 It's like you speak to an old school padding or something 1554 01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:16,020 Fuck, it's just 1555 01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:18,020 It's strange actually that Axl is coming out with, but 1556 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:20,020 Yeah, uh, really good 1557 01:06:20,020 --> 01:06:22,020 I would really watch it if you have time 1558 01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:24,020 It is really fun 1559 01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:26,020 Again, I've got an ever growing 1560 01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:28,020 Least, but it is on the list of stuff that I want to watch 1561 01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:30,020 Um 1562 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:32,020 So maybe he's Bulp or uh 1563 01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:34,020 Conor McGregor's one as well 1564 01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:36,020 Okay 1565 01:06:36,020 --> 01:06:38,020 Again, just for the off chance that you'd 1566 01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:40,020 See them really 1567 01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:42,020 Because again, McGregor's put the doorways 1568 01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:44,020 I think he's going in and out 1569 01:06:44,020 --> 01:06:46,020 Um 1570 01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:48,020 What was outside of that 1571 01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:50,020 I suppose 1572 01:06:50,020 --> 01:06:52,020 If you had to cover an event, like 1573 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:54,020 Not cover it in terms of commentary 1574 01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:56,020 But like take it somewhere 1575 01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:58,020 For the show 1576 01:06:58,020 --> 01:07:00,020 Or the event that's going on 1577 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:02,020 Like a concert, you know 1578 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,020 I mean, initially 1579 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,020 You're thinking, because we're not a football podcast 1580 01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:08,020 You'd want to cover 1581 01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,020 The logs of an FA Cup 1582 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:12,020 Final 1583 01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:14,020 You know, World Cup European 1584 01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:16,020 Final, something like that 1585 01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:18,020 Uh 1586 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:20,020 You know, just like a bit of a build up 1587 01:07:20,020 --> 01:07:22,020 Show towards it maybe 1588 01:07:22,020 --> 01:07:24,020 Um 1589 01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:26,020 Again, sporting events 1590 01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,020 I'm trying to think of something 1591 01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:30,020 That's out of the ordinary 1592 01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:32,020 It doesn't have to be like a sporting event 1593 01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:34,020 It could just be like anything, like any niche thing 1594 01:07:34,020 --> 01:07:36,020 That you want to like do it 1595 01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:38,020 You know, a podcast on or anything like that 1596 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:40,020 Uh 1597 01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:42,020 Area 51 1598 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:44,020 Yeah, I was just going to say, I like Roswell 1599 01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:46,020 I can't think of that big of one actually 1600 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:48,020 Uh, we do 1601 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,020 We do like the area still 1602 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:52,020 We do definitely run over there 1603 01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:54,020 Get more onto it 1604 01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:56,020 Which, I know we've run over an hour already 1605 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:58,020 But, uh, did you say about the Black Ox show 1606 01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:00,020 The thing under the water 1607 01:08:00,020 --> 01:08:02,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1608 01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:04,020 So, yeah, there's 1609 01:08:04,020 --> 01:08:06,020 Uh, metal rocks of some 1610 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:08,020 Sorts that's producing its own oxygen 1611 01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:10,020 Which is defying the laws of 1612 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:12,020 Uh 1613 01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:14,020 Biology, I think it is 1614 01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:16,020 Um, yeah 1615 01:08:16,020 --> 01:08:18,020 Because the thought you need sunlight 1616 01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:20,020 Yeah, for photosynthesis and all that 1617 01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:22,020 That's it for it to work, and obviously it's just in complete darkness under water 1618 01:08:22,020 --> 01:08:24,020 Because it's so many miles down there, isn't it 1619 01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:26,020 Yeah, so that's, um 1620 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:28,020 Blowing the minds of astrophysics 1621 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:30,020 Uh, scientists 1622 01:08:30,020 --> 01:08:32,020 Because now that that's discovered here 1623 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,020 There's obviously 1624 01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:36,020 Almost an infinite number of planets 1625 01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:38,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1626 01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:40,020 That have got even, I think one of Saturn's moons 1627 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,020 Is pretty much covered in water 1628 01:08:42,020 --> 01:08:44,020 Sort of thinking, well if 1629 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:46,020 It's happening here, it could happen there 1630 01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:48,020 So does that mean 1631 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,020 There's life in these places as well 1632 01:08:50,020 --> 01:08:52,020 Because again there was, um 1633 01:08:52,020 --> 01:08:54,020 There was a scientist 1634 01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:56,020 That, I can't think of his name 1635 01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:58,020 That 1636 01:08:58,020 --> 01:09:00,020 Reckons there's a fifty-fifty chance 1637 01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:02,020 That he's found life on some planet now as well 1638 01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:04,020 Because 1639 01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:06,020 Again, I don't know how they can fucking do this 1640 01:09:06,020 --> 01:09:08,020 Going off of the James Webb 1641 01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:10,020 Telescope and stuff 1642 01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:12,020 Just from taking pictures they can tell what gases 1643 01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:14,020 And elements in that are on a planet 1644 01:09:14,020 --> 01:09:16,020 But I just don't get 1645 01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:18,020 How they can do it 1646 01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:20,020 I mean obviously we're not smart enough to know of 1647 01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:22,020 Because obviously the pictures only 1648 01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:24,020 The camera's only taking pictures of loads 1649 01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:26,020 And lot of radioactiveness and stuff 1650 01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:28,020 So how they can 1651 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:30,020 See that there's gases and stuff 1652 01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:32,020 On planets 1653 01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:34,020 So essentially there's this one planet 1654 01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:36,020 I don't know 1655 01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:38,020 The element, but it's a part of 1656 01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:40,020 What 1657 01:09:40,020 --> 01:09:42,020 Is in oxygen 1658 01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:44,020 And I think 1659 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,020 The Earth's got five percent of this gas 1660 01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:48,020 And they reckon that this planet that it's found 1661 01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:50,020 Has got up to twenty percent of this gas 1662 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,020 That can lead to oxygen 1663 01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:54,020 And it's, well, essential 1664 01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:56,020 For how our 1665 01:09:56,020 --> 01:09:58,020 Beings of life are available 1666 01:09:58,020 --> 01:10:00,020 And able to sustain 1667 01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:02,020 Life 1668 01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:04,020 So yeah, he's saying 1669 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:06,020 Because they're going to study over the next 1670 01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:08,020 God knows how long now 1671 01:10:08,020 --> 01:10:10,020 That he reckons it's a fifty-fifty chance 1672 01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:12,020 That there's a lot there 1673 01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:14,020 But again I don't know how they're going to 1674 01:10:14,020 --> 01:10:16,020 Because it's fucking that far away 1675 01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:18,020 How they're going to be able to find out 1676 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:20,020 It's just theoretical, isn't it? 1677 01:10:20,020 --> 01:10:22,020 But I mean 1678 01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:24,020 There's a lot of the other life out there 1679 01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:26,020 There's two 1680 01:10:26,020 --> 01:10:28,020 Yeah, yeah 1681 01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:30,020 I think you really 1682 01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:32,020 Already won there to be like 1683 01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:34,020 Yeah, whether, how advanced and stuff 1684 01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:36,020 There are, we don't know, but the reason's going to be 1685 01:10:36,020 --> 01:10:38,020 Of a lot 1686 01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:40,020 You would think so 1687 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:42,020 When you do the maths, this many 1688 01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:44,020 Planets, this many in the gold, like so 1689 01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:46,020 Times, infinite number 1690 01:10:46,020 --> 01:10:48,020 Yeah 1691 01:10:48,020 --> 01:10:50,020 That's doing a Roswell or something 1692 01:10:50,020 --> 01:10:52,020 Like that where 1693 01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:54,020 A UFO 1694 01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:56,020 A UFO hotspot 1695 01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:58,020 That'd be good, I think 1696 01:10:58,020 --> 01:11:00,020 Yeah, but like 1697 01:11:00,020 --> 01:11:02,020 Bit more broad, mate 1698 01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:04,020 You know what I'm saying 1699 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:06,020 Well, if the pod starts making a bit of money 1700 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,020 Then we can start doing stuff like that 1701 01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:10,020 Yeah 1702 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:12,020 So 1703 01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:14,020 Diversion towards the end 1704 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,020 Into outer space 1705 01:11:16,020 --> 01:11:18,020 We shall leave it there 1706 01:11:18,020 --> 01:11:20,020 Well, if you're still listening 1707 01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:22,020 Over an hour, it's a bit of a 1708 01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:24,020 Adjoint for some people 1709 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:26,020 Running live would sound great, mate 1710 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:28,020 Always, always 1711 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:30,020 What about keeping them entertained 1712 01:11:30,020 --> 01:11:32,020 No football 1713 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:34,020 You know, just bare minimum 1714 01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:36,020 Just mentioning that we're not a football podcast, which we are 1715 01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:38,020 But 1716 01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:40,020 As always, appreciate it 1717 01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:42,020 Log, share, subscribe, follow, all that jazz 1718 01:11:42,020 --> 01:11:44,020 Keep sending your emails 1719 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:46,020 Hotline 1720 01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:48,020 All the details as always 1721 01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:50,020 Are in the description 1722 01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:52,020 So have a good weekend 1723 01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:54,020 Keep it real 1724 01:11:54,020 --> 01:12:18,020 Peace