1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talk and podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,800 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,880 They've can't refuse electric, you can't deny 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:53,920 Hello everyone, he's Ash, I'm JD, this is the real talking podcast 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,920 And welcome to this week's episode 16 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,520 Now, you'll have to bear with us a little bit 17 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:03,600 Again, in the UK it is sweating again 18 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,400 But we're here to just entertain 19 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,400 Entertaining the people 20 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,400 It is weird, isn't it? 21 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,880 It's like just hot for two days and it gets too hot 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,400 And then it's just never that perfect 23 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,400 It's too hot to work in 24 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,400 Oh, it's definitely too hot for me 25 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,400 It's just muggy 26 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,400 I've been working essentially in an attic 27 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,400 It's a converted barn sort of thing 28 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,400 And I'm upstairs doing this bathroom 29 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,920 There's no breeze 30 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,920 So even though the windows are open 31 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,720 Plus the window above me, it's one of the VLUX windows 32 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,720 So even if there was a breeze 33 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,400 It's not coming above my head 34 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,920 It's no job 35 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:45,680 Also, you know we say to people we're not a football podcast 36 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,320 Maybe we should start saying we're not a weather podcast as well 37 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,120 Because we speak about the weather a lot 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,120 It's just the UK thing, no? 39 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,120 Yeah 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,120 But since we're not a football podcast 41 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,120 We do have to address it 42 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:03,120 Because there has been about five messages 43 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,120 Regarding the euros 44 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,120 Right, how do you want to do this? 45 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,120 Do you want to give your take on it first 46 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,120 And get mine and then God's messages or God's messages? 47 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,120 Well, if you've got an opinion on it 48 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,120 Then we'll shout them out 49 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,120 Last week obviously I was optimistic 50 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,120 Calling him the Messiah 51 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,120 The genius 52 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,120 I think he was over 53 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,120 You know what it was? 54 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,120 For me, once you're in the final 55 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,120 It doesn't matter, you're there 56 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,120 No one remembers the running to the final 57 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,120 They just remember if you win it 58 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,120 So obviously, shit build up 59 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,120 Shit tournament freeing up 60 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,120 And yeah, so I was optimistic that 61 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,120 Just the way the look was going with the overhead kick 62 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,120 Just the way it goes 63 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,120 And to be fair 64 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:53,120 When we did get the goal 65 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,120 I thought, fuck me, we're going to do it 66 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,120 And then yeah 67 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,120 It just really changed 68 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,120 Got the goal and changed to a more defensive formation 69 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,120 Obviously, because that makes sense 70 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:07,120 But you're on the front foot 71 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,120 You're under the cosh 72 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,120 That was under pressure 73 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,120 Just attack and don't change formation 74 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,120 If anything, go more attacking 75 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,120 There's no point 76 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:23,120 The way the game went after we scored 77 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,120 Everyone was like, bouncing off 78 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:31,120 For me, I was like, we're going to win this now 79 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,120 Then obviously it just changed those formations 80 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Again, as it says 81 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,120 And more defensive and I think really killed impotence 82 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,120 Is that the right word? 83 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,120 Do you know what I mean? 84 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,120 I'm trying to use a really clever word there 85 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,120 But I'm trying to 86 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:51,120 Impotence is the word that you should be using 87 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,120 No, but obviously 88 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,120 It killed the momentum 89 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Yeah 90 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,120 Ruin the rhythm 91 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,120 Yeah, I can't think of other words 92 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,120 To use for the analogy you were trying to go for 93 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:09,120 But you understand where I'm coming from 94 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,120 We were on the forward front 95 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,120 We scored 96 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,120 That was under the cosh 97 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,120 Just keep going 98 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,120 Don't go more defensive 99 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,120 That's what I was just 100 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,120 As you just said, it just killed the rhythm 101 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,120 But yeah, I was optimistic 102 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,120 I thought, we got to the final 103 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,120 Let's just see what happens 104 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,120 Well, I'm glad that I wasn't optimistic 105 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,120 Going into the game 106 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,120 Now I've actually popped to the pub for an hour or so 107 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,120 Just before 108 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,120 And that was the hard part of the day 109 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,120 To be fair, having a couple of points in the pub 110 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,120 Got back home, I was sleeping with my mates 111 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:53,120 And yeah, it was just terrible 112 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,120 I mean, because I don't like to talk during the football anyway 113 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,120 Unless you're talking about the game 114 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,120 Then I don't want other conversations 115 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,120 So I was a little bit annoyed 116 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,120 Because my mate and the missy 117 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,120 They're talking, they're having conversations 118 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,120 About life and fucking work and all that 119 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,120 And you know when you're having to 120 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Up-bought your lip 121 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,120 Not to say, shut the fuck up 122 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:21,120 So I was a little bit on edge with that anyway 123 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:27,120 And then, yeah, as soon as from kick-off really 124 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,120 I just saw the negativity 125 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,120 The negative tactics 126 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,120 The lack of tactics 127 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:37,120 And the goal was just coming 128 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,120 I knew it was going to come 129 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,120 Obviously Spain's goal 130 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,120 And I was happy at that point then 131 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,120 Because I thought, right, now we'll see 132 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:49,120 The gear up, we'll see him go for it 133 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,120 But as soon as that equaliser went in 134 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,120 That was it, it was just as you were saying 135 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,120 Just straight back defensive again 136 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,120 No, you shouldn't be doing that 137 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,120 You've got to keep going 138 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,120 And especially when Spain did score the second goal 139 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:07,120 It was just not enough going forward still 140 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,120 Fair enough, yeah, he took Kane off 141 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,120 Watkins on around the six in the arc 142 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,120 Trying to bring in more attacking style 143 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,120 But it still wasn't enough 144 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:19,120 He needed to just literally throw everything down 145 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:23,120 And he was just too cautious still 146 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:27,120 I felt like he was almost making sub-phenalties again then as well 147 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,120 Just hoping that we'd get a second goal 148 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,120 To take it to the extra time 149 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,120 And maybe to the penalties 150 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:37,120 But it was just never enough 151 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,120 I was surprised when we did get the goal 152 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,120 And he kind of went to look 153 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,120 The way I was looking at it, like a 4-4-1-1 154 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,120 The way I was looking at the time 155 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,120 Obviously Watkins, Palmer just behind him 156 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,120 He was a 4-4-1-1 157 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,120 And I thought, you know, it's perfect 158 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,120 Tom to put Gordon on that 159 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,120 And not forward and take, sorry 160 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:06,120 It's perfect Tom to put Gordon on that 161 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,120 And just let him, he hasn't done anything called tournament 162 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,120 Just let him run at them 163 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,120 Just run 164 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,120 Yeah, I mean there's a few players that he could have bought on and done that 165 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,120 But he's just not allowing them to do that 166 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:24,120 So thankfully after the game 167 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,120 I mean it did take a couple of days 168 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:31,120 But he's, well, I'm quite annoyed with the way the media word it 169 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:35,120 Saying that he's resigned from the England's managing role 170 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,120 But he was out of contract 171 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,120 So he hasn't resigned 172 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,120 His contract's come to an end 173 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,120 And so he's not going to sign an extension 174 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,120 Yeah 175 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:50,120 It's laughable because he's hiring agents 176 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:56,120 Because he's expecting he'll be able to get a Champions League club in the Premier League 177 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:04,120 So he thinks he'll be able to manage the logs of Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal or Aston Villa 178 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,120 Because they're the only Champions League teams that we've got at the moment 179 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,120 And he's just got no chance 180 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,120 He's outlegged by all of them 181 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,120 He really is a wave of the fairies 182 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,120 Thinking that he can get into any Premier League team to prepare 183 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,120 I don't think he'd do well at Frolton 184 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:27,120 Even though they prefer a manager to just coach the team 185 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,120 Not be involved in recruitments or anything 186 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,120 But he just hasn't got it tactically 187 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,120 I really can't see a Premier League team wanting him 188 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:44,120 Obviously if Switch McKenna's been revolutioning for him 189 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:48,120 He wouldn't be able to take over McKenna's role either 190 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,120 I think he's delusional 191 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,120 I think he really is a proper space cadet 192 00:08:54,120 --> 00:09:01,120 Now there's talks that the FA are going to wait 12 months for Pep 193 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,120 I've seen this 194 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:08,120 Do you really think that Pep would leave Man City and take the England role? 195 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,120 You know what, I'm going to go and go yes 196 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,120 And I'll tell you what 197 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,120 You think about it 198 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,120 How many friendlies do England have here? 199 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,120 Eight? 200 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,120 We've had a competition 201 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,120 We've got three international breaks before the end of the year 202 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Yeah, but it's just three or two games 203 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,120 Each time 204 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,120 Some unqualified or whatever 205 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:35,120 It's not hard as you can have your break 206 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,120 And still be involved 207 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,120 All you have to do is just watch the videotapes 208 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,120 That's all you have to do obviously 209 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,120 So he could still live in Spain 210 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,120 Get to send the videotapes 211 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:49,120 Two weeks before the internationals 212 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,120 Fly back to England 213 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,120 Watch games in person 214 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,120 Have conversations 215 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,120 Do the training 216 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,120 I can see it 217 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,120 He doesn't need the money mate 218 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,120 I think he's the highest paid manager in the world 219 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,120 He's earned £20 million a season 220 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:10,120 Yeah, but Southgate was on 221 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,120 Only £6 million 222 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,120 Or £6.5 million 223 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,120 It's not going to downgrade to that 224 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,120 But the workload 225 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,120 It's not day in day out 226 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,120 It's not heavy 227 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120 It's in terms of 228 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,120 It's not as demanding 229 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,120 It's just as you said 230 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,120 From now to Christmas 231 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,120 Free international breaks 232 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,120 So that's like six matches 233 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,120 So he has preferred six matches 234 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,120 From the summer to the winter 235 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,120 It's not hard for £6 million mate 236 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,120 It's not 237 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:46,120 I don't see where he goes now 238 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,120 He's done for the Bundesliga 239 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:52,120 No one else can afford him in the Bundesliga 240 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,120 He's done for Barcelona 241 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,120 They can't afford him 242 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,120 He ain't going to go to Rennes with Jude 243 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,120 Right, the Premier League 244 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,120 He's done Man City 245 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,120 I can't see him going anywhere 246 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,120 Maybe Arsenal in the future 247 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,120 I can't see him doing Man U 248 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,120 Obviously 249 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,120 And then the Italian side's come, they can afford him 250 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,120 No, unless he takes a massive pay cut 251 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,120 He's not going to be able to go to Italy 252 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:21,120 But he has said before that he wants to do a World Cup 253 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:29,120 Yeah, I'd see him personally preferring to go to Spain 254 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,120 And manage them 255 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,120 I couldn't see him doing England 256 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:38,120 But the main reason why I can't see him doing international coaching for a while 257 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:42,120 Is because he hasn't got an open checkbook to bring in whatever players he wants then 258 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,120 I agree with that 259 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,120 And two things though 260 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,120 Because he's Barcelona 261 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,120 Catalonia 262 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:52,120 They have that thing with Spain 263 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,120 So I don't know if he would take the Spain job 264 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,120 And Spain's manager isn't going to get sacked now before the World Cup 265 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,120 Because he's won the Euros 266 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:03,120 In terms of the top ten teams in the world 267 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,120 Argentina, they just won the Cup of America 268 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,120 They ain't going to sack their manager again 269 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,120 Portugal possibly 270 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,120 With Martinez, they didn't have a great one 271 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:14,120 Belgium, I think their generation is over 272 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,120 So I think England would be the best bear 273 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,120 He knows the players already 274 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,120 It's just 275 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,120 I would like that appointment 276 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,120 I would like the Jürgen Klopp one a bit more 277 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,120 Well 278 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,120 Since you've just mentioned Klopp 279 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,120 I'll give you more prediction 280 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,120 And all the listeners just make a note of this 281 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,120 That you heard it here first 282 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,120 So Ancelotti 283 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,120 Real Madrid's manager 284 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,120 He extended for another 12 months 285 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:47,120 Obviously Jürgen Klopp left Liverpool 286 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,120 At the end of last season 287 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,120 I can see Ancelotti 288 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,120 Retiring 289 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,120 Or stepping down as Real Madrid's manager 290 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,120 At the end of the next season 291 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,120 Jürgen Klopp will take it 292 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,120 And then Pep will go back to Barcelona 293 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,120 You think? 294 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,120 And then it will be the Pep and Klopp show 295 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,120 In La Liga again 296 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,120 Because I think Pep would do that just for 297 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,120 The rivalry 298 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,120 Even though it wasn't a massive rivalry 299 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,120 Like what we used to have back in the day 300 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,120 With Ferguson and Wenger 301 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,120 And Mourinho and everyone else at Fergie 302 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:29,120 I think just wherever Klopp goes next 303 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,120 I can see Pep going to their rival team 304 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:35,120 And I can just see Klopp taking over at Real Madrid 305 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:39,120 See I see Alonso 306 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,120 Going to Real Madrid 307 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,120 Because he signed in each of the 12 months 308 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,120 Yeah he extended it by 11 months 309 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,120 So I'm sure that was just 310 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,120 I'm sure that has a clause in there 311 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Well again with Alonso I'm still thinking that 312 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,120 Ancelotti, Liverpool 313 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,120 I mean we're going to get on to James to be mad in a moment 314 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:04,120 But I think Ancelotti might have a poor season 315 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,120 Or not a good enough season 316 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,120 And then if Alonso is available for the taking 317 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,120 Liverpool will get him at the end of next season 318 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,120 Or try and poach him during the season 319 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,120 Or try to get Klopp back 320 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,120 I don't think he will come back 321 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,120 I think it's too stressful isn't it? 322 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,120 You know but money talks 323 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,120 Money does talk, it really does 324 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,120 It will be interesting to see what happens obviously 325 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,120 It's like a merry-go-round 326 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,120 But it will be interesting to see what they do with England 327 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:39,120 They've done the England man, they were Sam Aledon, Hot Sun, South guy 328 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,120 Fair enough 329 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,120 But I think if you can get Pep 330 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,120 You get Pep 331 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,120 The British media being typical British 332 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:53,120 Are saying that it needs to be an English man to be the next manager 333 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:58,120 But who's the best English manager at the moment would you say? 334 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:02,120 But the women's team's manager is I'm sure Swedish 335 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,120 But they don't care about the women's team doing that 336 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,120 Yeah but do you get what I'm saying? 337 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:12,120 It doesn't have to be from that country like Martiners 338 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:16,120 It's too much of an old-fashioned mindset 339 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,120 And again I think because the newspapers 340 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,120 And the logs of talks for Sky Sports 341 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,120 They're a dying thing these days really 342 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:29,120 So I think they're trying to cling on to the older audience 343 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:33,120 By saying this kind of thing that needs to be an English man 344 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,120 Well let me put it to you then mate 345 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:39,120 Because you said that about Pep 346 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,120 Barlim, he hasn't got millions to spend, do you think Pep wins the Euros 347 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,120 With that England team? 348 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,120 Yeah 349 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:51,120 Because it doesn't matter how much of an open checkbook that he has got 350 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,120 With every team that he's ever been with 351 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,120 He's still a great coach 352 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,120 He didn't buy Foda 353 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,120 De Bruyne, yeah he was OK at Chelsea 354 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,120 And then obviously left 355 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,120 And then went to Wolfsburg, done really well in the women's league 356 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,120 And then obviously Pep bought him from there 357 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:14,120 And then he still coached you to get better 358 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:20,120 He's not one little turn of Scott McTominay into Kevin De Bruyne now 359 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,120 But he is able to bring the best out of players 360 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,120 And he's got the tactics, you know it's not 361 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,120 It's not always the prettiest of football to watch with Man City 362 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,120 But with the players available 363 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,120 With what Southgate just had 364 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,120 Hands down he would have been able to win it definitely 365 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,120 No I agree 366 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:45,120 The book is vibrant for the next England manager 367 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,120 As an English person 368 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,120 He's Eddie Hay 369 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,120 Right 370 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,120 No that doesn't excite you does it? 371 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,120 Does it make you think, we've got a chance 372 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,120 Even though he just played better football 373 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:05,120 Yeah again he's a better coach, he's got better tactics than Southgate 374 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:11,120 But as I say there's not many English coaches that come to mind 375 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:16,120 Let alone stand out to make you think yes we want that person 376 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,120 You know Lampard's one of the odds favourites as well 377 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,120 Foda Chelsea, done well at Derby 378 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,120 But so did Bruyne 379 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,120 What's your only doing night? 380 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,120 Plymouth is he? 381 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,120 Plymouth Argyll yeah 382 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,120 I do think with Lampard though 383 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,120 I do think that running out of Chelsea 384 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,120 He didn't owe Kaya Everton to keep him up 385 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,120 Not spending no money 386 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:44,120 But I do feel that Chelsea runners defined him as a shit coach now 387 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,120 I think if he didn't have 388 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,120 I think he won two games like 17 or something like that 389 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,120 But his first intervix 390 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,120 Didn't he go there 4-bit first 391 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,120 And he done really well 392 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,120 He got on my Issa Mount, Abraham into the team 393 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,120 Remember when he had 394 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,120 And he done really well there 395 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,120 And obviously he left because I was 396 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,120 What did he leave that first time? 397 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,120 He left because he got sacked 398 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,120 The first time round 399 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,120 I thought he was like an interim 400 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,120 The second time was the interim 401 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,120 Yeah so the first time 402 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,120 We did well for the first 3 months whatever 403 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,120 And then he just went down the hill 404 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:26,120 Lampard's too much the same as Southgate 405 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,120 He's an arm round, all pally pally 406 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,120 Get him playing polo in the swimming pool and that again 407 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,120 Which I mean it's a bit fucking 408 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,120 Sometimes you need a bit of Neil Warnock 409 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,120 I'll fucking die for you like 410 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,120 A bit of a Graham Sooness 411 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,120 I've played the game 412 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,120 I'd say you're someone to tell it as it is 413 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,120 Fucking to want to kick it around 414 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,120 Just someone to tell it many like 415 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,120 It's a 416 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,120 It's 417 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,120 I mean again I'm not really that arsed 418 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,120 Who takes over as the next thing with the manager 419 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,120 Until it happens 420 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,120 And we see an improvement 421 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,120 It's not arsed 422 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,120 So 423 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,120 I got roped into it 424 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,120 With the last Euros in the World Cup 425 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,120 Thinking that we were going to do great 426 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,120 Obviously back to back Euro bonus 427 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,120 You know yeah we did alright 428 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,120 But 429 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,120 Yeah I just knew 430 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,120 I just knew at the start of these tournaments 431 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,120 That I'm not going to get roped in 432 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,120 And even at the final, even though it was Innie 433 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,120 And you have to be in it to win it 434 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,120 I just thought nah 435 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,120 I just couldn't get the same enthusiasm as you did 436 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,120 No I just, for me obviously 437 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,120 Because as I said we had that good 438 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,120 Nah, I wasn't going to say I couldn't run in then 439 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,120 We had that easy side 440 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,120 And we play terrible but it doesn't matter 441 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,120 Using the phone or like 442 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,120 You know what I mean 443 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,120 You've turned up all the rest but 444 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,120 You've just got to fucking this last game 445 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,120 Just leave every corner 446 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,120 I don't think 447 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,120 I don't think anyone did actually 448 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,120 Err 449 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,120 But again because you've been told to 450 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,120 Yeah some sides 451 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,120 Stay in position whatever 452 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,120 You're trying to do what the manager says 453 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,120 But it's one of them where 454 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,120 There should have been like hang on lads 455 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,120 Between themselves, look we know how to play the game 456 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,120 Let's just go for it as is 457 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,120 I'll take you some of the messages 458 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,120 Basically saying what we've just said or 459 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,120 Yeah there was a few just along the same lines 460 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,120 Erm 461 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,120 Err 462 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,120 There was 463 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,120 Lee who 464 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,120 No I'll get onto Lee's in a minute 465 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,120 Erm James 466 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,120 As always he sent two in again 467 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,120 He loves it 468 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,120 Right listener 469 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,120 He loves it 470 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,120 We love him 471 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,120 You were just telling me before like 472 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,120 You know your favourite 473 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,120 And his messages in sports you know you can't wait to read his messages 474 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,120 Two weeks in a row 475 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,120 Two emails in a row 476 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,120 The underlap whatever it is 477 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,120 The undertake yeah 478 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,120 Can't wait for it 479 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,120 Coming in your ears 20.30 480 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,120 Err 481 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,120 So his first email was 482 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,120 Saying finally the shit you erode is over 483 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,120 Bring on the prem 484 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,120 Erm 485 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,120 Yeah Lee message along the same lines 486 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,120 I think it was err 487 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,120 Erm 488 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,120 Now that the erode is over 489 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,120 How do you think the prem is going to go 490 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,120 I will get onto that properly in a minute 491 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,120 I will read it 492 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,120 Erm but yeah the literally was just a few 493 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,120 Asking how we felt about it 494 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,120 And er yeah 495 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,120 I mean it's been 20 minutes well 496 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,120 18 minutes because the first two was talking about 497 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,120 So 18 minutes 498 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,120 Of football erm 499 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,120 And it's not over yeah 500 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,120 And we're not a footballing podcast 501 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,120 Well not about that footballing 502 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,120 Well to be fair 503 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,120 The stuff that I've got coming up 504 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,120 It is a fucking boomerang swing 505 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,120 Erm 506 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,120 So yeah 507 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,120 We'll go onto Lee's one then 508 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,120 Erm so how are we feeling 509 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,120 About the premier league 510 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,120 How do we think the premier league season coming up 511 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,120 Is gonna be 512 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,120 Last season or 513 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,120 I can't remember if it was just the season finished 514 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,120 Chelsea are gonna win it and I've gotta stick by that now 515 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,120 Because I fucking said it 516 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,120 I can see Chelsea having a good season 517 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,120 I really can 518 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,120 New manager bounce is that what you're feeling 519 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,120 I just feel like 520 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,120 As you just said 521 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,120 Pachettino's more on arm around the show 522 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,120 I've got oh don't worry about it 523 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,120 I'll have a day off as well this season seems a bit more 524 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,120 Nah lads 525 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,120 Fucking have you 526 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,120 Well there definitely is a few Chelsea players 527 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,120 That need a kick off 528 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,120 Yeah I will not say this but obviously you had that thing with 529 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,120 Ends up 530 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,120 Obviously doing that chance and obviously 531 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,120 To fuck the few that his teammates off 532 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,120 Erm but that'd be interesting 533 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,120 Now er but 534 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,120 For me Wait did you see the clip 535 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,120 Yeah they're on the buzzer now 536 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,120 Yeah so if anyone hasn't seen it 537 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,120 Erm it's 538 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:01,120 After the Copa America where Argentina 539 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,120 Won it and 540 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,120 The camera was mainly just focused 541 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,120 On Enzo Fernandez 542 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,120 Erm now I don't speak 543 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,120 The native tongue but there were subtitles 544 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,120 And er the slagging off 545 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,120 The French players 546 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,120 Saying mum's from Nigeria 547 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,120 Dad's from Cameroon 548 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,120 Passport is French or something like that 549 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,120 Erm 550 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,120 Now I get it 551 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,120 It's bad but 552 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,120 Was it that racist 553 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,120 Because it's not like the same 554 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,120 Racist words 555 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,120 You know what I find 556 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,120 With Argentinians is that like 557 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,120 With Brazil and Ecuador and 558 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,120 Other countries around that you get like a mix 559 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,120 Of players boy 560 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,120 Black like that's 561 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,120 The South American look you know what I mean 562 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,120 There's a bit of like 563 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,120 It is multicultural And then with Argentina 564 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,120 There's just they're all white mate 565 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,120 Well I think that 566 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,120 There's a slight hint to the skin 567 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,120 There's South American and I 568 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,120 Do you know what I mean though compared to 569 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,120 Brazil 570 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,120 Ecuador 571 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,120 Europe I want to say no not Uruguay 572 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,120 No because yeah there was that 573 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,120 Thing with Crabani a couple of years ago 574 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,120 Which was similar it wasn't a 575 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,120 Song that was sang but 576 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,120 It was just unnecessary 577 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,120 You've bought and he's singing about 578 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,120 France in a different tournament 579 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,120 Because that's the thing it was a different 580 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,120 Tournament so there was no need for it 581 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,120 Just let it go 582 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,120 They've won the cup 583 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:31,120 Copa America they've had a few 584 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,120 Beers obviously yeah did you see 585 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,120 Messi was quick enough to say post 586 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,120 As soon as everyone was calling him racist that he was 587 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,120 Back home as to say he wasn't on the coach 588 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,120 Singing the song I didn't see that 589 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,120 Did you see 590 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,120 Cucarela after 591 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,120 Spain and England 592 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,120 No I turned the TV roll off mate 593 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,120 No no so it's only from Tiktok 594 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,120 I've seen the videos so the after party 595 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120 And then the 596 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,120 Not the open bus 597 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,120 Tour but like 598 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,120 The thing on the 599 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,120 Live town hall where they did a speech 600 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,120 So he was 601 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,120 Just still lagging from 602 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,120 After the final whistle 603 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,120 Singing Cucarela he drinks 604 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,120 Estrella 605 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,120 Harlan looking in his pocket 606 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,120 Or whatever but yeah 607 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,120 Lagging but fair play to him 608 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,120 He's not 609 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,120 A good singer I mean it's not the best 610 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,120 Of left backs either 611 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,120 He wasn't even 612 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,120 Even with Spain I was feeling him 613 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,120 As left back but he had a decent tournament didn't he 614 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,120 Yeah 615 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:35,120 He's only 616 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,120 Been Chelsea's number one left 617 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,120 Back because Chilwell was injured 618 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,120 Most of the season Sam's Luke Shaw 619 00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,120 But 620 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,120 I mean he's a decent lovely 621 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,120 Left back 622 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,120 Yeah 623 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,120 Wanting to get him on loan that season 624 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,120 But it's only because Chelsea bonnie locked 625 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,120 Seven million as a loan fee 626 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,120 He didn't do it 627 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,120 I think Chelsea 628 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,120 Good season 629 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,120 You know what I'm going to say 630 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,120 Chelsea 631 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,120 Has to finish Champions League 632 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,120 If not win it but if not 633 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,120 I'm going to go Arsenal to win it 634 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,120 Well 635 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,120 There were statements 636 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,120 This morning from 637 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,120 Whoever it is 638 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,120 I don't know if it was the Premier League 639 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,120 Or FA or something 640 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,120 Regarding Man City's trial 641 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,120 So they're still saying 642 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,120 That November 643 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,120 There's going to be the final hearing 644 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,120 Regarding the 115 charges 645 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,120 And it will be 646 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,120 The final decision 647 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,120 So he's buying drag on that 648 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,120 If they're saying November is when it's all 649 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,120 Going to properly air out 650 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,120 And that surely means that they're confident 651 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,120 Enough that some of their 652 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,120 Charges are going to stand 653 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,120 What they're not just doing before the season 654 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,120 Rather than fuck it up 655 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,120 Not halfway through but a couple months in 656 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,120 Either way I don't want Man City to win it 657 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,120 But it's got to get at that 658 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,120 Routine because it's getting a bit boring 659 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,120 Now the Bundesliga 660 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:05,120 League 1 661 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,120 1 662 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,120 1 663 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,120 That wasn't even planned 664 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,120 Yeah 665 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,120 So yeah 666 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,120 I feel like 667 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,120 It needs to mix up, it needs to change 668 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,120 I like when a different team wins it 669 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,120 Well yeah we don't need Man City to win it 670 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,120 Four years in a row 671 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,120 But I have seen that 672 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,120 Because of these charge 673 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,120 Charges 674 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,120 Hanging over Man City 675 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,120 It's deterring some players 676 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,120 From wanting to join them 677 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,120 But they've got that good of a squad 678 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,120 I mean the 679 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,120 Second, starting 11 680 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,120 Could be better than most 681 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,120 Premier League teams 682 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,120 It's not a lot they'd really need to bring 683 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,120 Any players in 684 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:55,120 But yeah 685 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,120 I think come November 686 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,120 That should be a bit of a twist 687 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,120 For them then 688 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,120 I'd like to see 689 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,120 I mean 690 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,120 Not saying that I want them to get a lot of point deduction 691 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,120 But I want to see them actually get punished 692 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,120 For what's happened, whether it's a big massive 693 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,120 Final or something 694 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,120 Because it doesn't matter if they get 695 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,120 20 points, they'll still 696 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,120 Finish in the top four Man City world 697 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,120 Chelsea 698 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,120 I can't see them getting into the top four 699 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,120 They've got cold palms 700 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,120 It's cold 701 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:29,120 Yeah 702 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,120 But what I don't want to happen 703 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,120 Is the 704 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,120 Premier League to follow suit 705 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,120 As Euros did 706 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,120 Where the lesser teams just go 707 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,120 Autodefensive and then 708 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,120 I like when there's goals in there 709 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,120 I like when teams go up and hopefully it's Premier League 710 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,120 Because last Premier League season 711 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,120 I don't think it wasn't great 712 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,120 I feel like there was better seasons 713 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,120 But we still had the logs of Luton 714 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,120 That were coming out with a 6-1 win and this and that 715 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,120 They were always going 716 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,120 I'm not being funny, Luton are a shit club 717 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,120 They're a shit club, they don't belong in the Premier League 718 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,120 I know 719 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,120 They deserve to be there 720 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,120 But they're just a shit club 721 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,120 The logo is a hat 722 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,120 It's a hat 723 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,120 It's just not 724 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,120 You're not going to get there again 725 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,120 Don't worry about it 726 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,120 I want a competitive one 727 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,120 They're just too far off it 728 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,120 You can get 729 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,120 Two or three teams 730 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,120 The rest just need to be competitive 731 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,120 But we'll see 732 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,120 Hopefully it's a good season 733 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,120 Yeah, I think 734 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,120 It's going to be more 735 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,120 In the mix with the top 736 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,120 Eight essentially 737 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,120 Obviously Man United are doing 738 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,120 Bits at the moment 739 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,120 There's not much transfer activity between 740 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,120 The rest of the top four clubs 741 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,120 That touches on to James' 742 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,120 Second email 743 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,120 Which was 70mL for 744 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,120 Euro 745 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,120 Which is the young 18-year-old 746 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,120 That they've just purchased from Lille 747 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,120 I thought it was 52mL 748 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,120 So yeah, it's 52mL 749 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,120 And then 750 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,120 There's add-ons 751 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,120 That can potentially take up to 752 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,120 70mL 753 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,120 Isn't it man, how they've signed a player 754 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,120 2mL and sold Mason Green for 27mL 755 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,120 Plus add-ons 756 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,120 You would say Mason Green would be a better player 757 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,120 You would 758 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,120 But there's still the connotations about 759 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,120 All the allegations 760 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,120 What didn't stick 761 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,120 Never went to court 762 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,120 At the end of the day 763 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,120 He didn't go to court 764 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,120 So he's in a sense of proven girl 765 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,120 I suppose 766 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,120 Apparently there was a couple of Premier League clubs that wanted him 767 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,120 But it's about himself 768 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,120 As well at the end of the day 769 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,120 He could have gone to another Premier League club 770 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,120 But you know what this country is like 771 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,120 It would just be constant abuse 772 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,120 All season 773 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,120 It won't be bad living in the South of France 774 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,120 Will it? 775 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,120 Mike Millinens 776 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,120 But I won't say that 777 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,120 Obviously it's good for my 778 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,120 Newsbooks because you're going through the academy 779 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,120 Yeah and then again 780 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,120 They've done a role with the 781 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,120 So there'll be a 50% 782 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,120 Salon fee as well 783 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,120 But it's on profit 784 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,120 So this is where all contracts get a bit 785 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,120 I don't know 786 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,120 Just down to the 787 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,120 Dot and the O's and cross and the T's 788 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,120 So it's on the profit 789 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,120 So if they're selling for 60mL 790 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,120 Then we get 50% of their profit 791 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,120 To be an extra 15m 792 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,120 On top base 793 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120 But still it's still an extra 794 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,120 Bonus for 795 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,120 A player that we haven't had for 2 and a half 796 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,120 Years essentially in our starting line 797 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,120 I mean you go back 798 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,120 On to earlier episodes 799 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,120 People don't know my thoughts and views 800 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,120 About the player 801 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,120 You know generational talent 802 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,120 Was always spouted when he first broke 803 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,120 From into the starting line 804 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,120 But yeah 805 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,120 Fair play to him, he's moving on to France 806 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,120 And he's 807 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,120 Potentially going to have a great career still 808 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,120 Which is not in the Premier League 809 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,120 I think 810 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,120 I still think Man City are going to win the league 811 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,120 Next season 812 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,120 So 813 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,120 I think if Man City, Arsenal 814 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,120 Will still be there about 815 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,120 I don't think they'll get as close 816 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,120 I don't think they'll be literally 817 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,120 A point or two in between it again 818 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,120 But I think they'll be second 819 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,120 I think 820 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,120 You know what they're going to get 821 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,120 Back into the top four, third or fourth 822 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,120 I can't say 823 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,120 So you think they'll drop out next season 824 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,120 I think with the added 825 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,120 Games of the Champions League 826 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,120 So even though they had the Europa 827 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,120 Was it the Europa or 828 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,120 Europa conference 829 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,120 Even though they had 830 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,120 European games 831 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,120 Last season anyway, I think just with the Champions 832 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,120 League, again I think they'll do 833 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,120 Well in it to be fair, I think they'll get out of the group 834 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,120 Stage, even though they've not been announced 835 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,120 The games yet 836 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,120 Or if they have, I haven't seen them 837 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,120 But I can say I'm getting into 838 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,120 The knockout stages anyway because 839 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,120 Emery's just a fucking great 840 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,120 Coach I know 841 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,120 Yeah he's good at like that, I want them for him competitions 842 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,120 Well that's it, he's good in Europe 843 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,120 So I think with the added games 844 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120 The added pressure 845 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,120 I think 846 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,120 I think they'll struggle a little bit 847 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,120 In the Premier League to be fair 848 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,120 But still in the mix 849 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,120 Around like fourth or fifth 850 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,120 Chelsea 851 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,120 I think they'll probably 852 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,120 Fifth, sixth, maybe seventh 853 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,120 Tottenham 854 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,120 For me Tottenham's going to fall off this season 855 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,120 Yeah I think Anshat 856 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,120 Started to show his, not his true colours 857 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,120 I say that, but they've seen a lot of young people 858 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,120 Actually, young footballers 859 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,120 Yeah 860 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,120 Sometimes what you need are really young 861 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,120 Well I think it's 862 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,120 I was going to glass over that 863 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,120 Until you started to laugh 864 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,120 But yeah I think Ansh 865 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,120 Wants to try and wean out 866 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,120 The 867 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,120 He wants to wean out 868 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,120 The negativity, so 869 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,120 A lot of when they wanted 870 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,120 Man City to beat Arsenal 871 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,120 Just so Arsenal wouldn't win 872 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,120 The Premier League and that 873 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,120 I think he wants to try and get that attitude 874 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,120 Out of the club, but that isn't going to happen 875 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,120 Because Spurs are Spurs 876 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,120 So yeah I think they'll 877 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,120 Be lucky to finish in a 878 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,120 European spot this season 879 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,120 Brighton need to make a bit of a comeback 880 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,120 Or I can't say that 881 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,120 They've not 882 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,120 Really done much 883 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,120 Managerial wise 884 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,120 They've all achieved for you as an ABAC club 885 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,120 So I think 886 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,120 It's really going to be a battle of the top six 887 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,120 And who can get back into it 888 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,120 But what about 889 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,120 Liverpool 890 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,120 Yeah I think they'll be 891 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,120 So log 892 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,120 Forth, fifth 893 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,120 No chance we'd say you don't think they're going to be 894 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,120 Battling for the Prem now 895 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,120 I don't think they'll be battling for the Prem no 896 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,120 I really do think it's going to be 897 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,120 Hard 898 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,120 I think the first couple of months 899 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,120 Like what we said about Lampard with Chelsea 900 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,120 The first couple of months would be a bit of a 901 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,120 New manager bounce 902 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,120 And then like reality 903 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,120 Or heat 904 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,120 We still don't know how many players are going to go 905 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,120 But it's not looking like the 906 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,120 Owners are going to want to spend much money either 907 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,120 So if he's 908 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,120 Going to stick with the same players he's got 909 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,120 Are they going to be able to adapt 910 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,120 His style of playing, his philosophy 911 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,120 Because it's going to be a big uptime 912 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,120 From the clockwise 913 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,120 So yeah I think 914 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,120 I think they're going to struggle 915 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,120 As I said the first month, two months 916 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,120 Maybe three it'll be alright 917 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,120 But come the winter 918 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,120 They'll start dipping off I reckon 919 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,120 So yeah 920 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,120 Similar to when 921 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,120 They had the injuries 922 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,120 When Van Dijk was out most of the season 923 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,120 I think they'll have that dip 924 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,120 Maybe have a bit of a late stride again 925 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,120 Probably come back up 926 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,120 But yeah 927 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,120 No higher than fourth 928 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,120 I can't see Liverpool finishing 929 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,120 This is just all 930 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,120 Predictions, speculation 931 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,120 We've got to decide before we get the 932 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,120 Fully transfers, the ins and outs 933 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,120 I think there's 934 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,120 Four games played before the end of the transfer window 935 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,120 Oh no 936 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,120 It's always hard anyway 937 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,120 You don't want to sign someone before they get injured as such 938 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,120 Yeah 939 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,120 No we should properly come back to this 940 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,120 Probably when all the signings have been done 941 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,120 I think we will do, we won't spend 942 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,120 Half an hour talking about football at the start 943 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,120 Of the Premier League season 944 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,120 I think maybe next week we'll probably not speak 945 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,120 About football mate 946 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,120 Because we're not, maybe just a bit more about the way 947 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,120 We're interested 948 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,120 Pre-season games going on at the moment 949 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,120 Which to be fair, I'm looking forward to 950 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,120 The United and Rangers tomorrow 951 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,120 Yeah 952 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,120 Got beat 1-0 the other day 953 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,120 Against Rosenberg 954 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,120 They're in the middle of their season 955 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,120 So they're all fully fit, the team already knows each other 956 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,120 And it was just all the young lads 957 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,120 So to be fair 958 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,120 They should have beat us 959 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,120 Probably about 4-6-0 960 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,120 But the keeper had a fucking well day 961 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,120 When it's just one of them days and the keeper's saving everything 962 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,120 And they literally scored 963 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,120 I think it was the first or second minute 964 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,120 Of added time at the end 965 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,120 So yeah 966 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,120 It was a shame for the lads 967 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,120 But good for Rosenberg 968 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,120 So yeah Rangers tomorrow 969 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,120 4 o'clock kick off 970 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,120 In the afternoon 971 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,120 Not in the morning 972 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,120 No I was just thinking like is that like 973 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,120 America or something? 974 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,120 No, in Edinburgh 975 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,120 So they've still got to the US for their pre-season 976 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,120 So it's all over the place 977 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,120 Each pre-season 978 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,120 This one is in America 979 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,120 I think 980 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,120 I have got the list of games on my phone 981 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,120 But I don't want to keep talking about football 982 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,120 So I'm not going to get it off 983 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,120 We are playing, I think it's like New York 984 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,120 Maybe a game in Texas 985 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,120 Or something like that 986 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,120 But yeah there's a couple of games over in America 987 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,120 And then it's back 988 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,120 Obviously Community Shield against Man City 989 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,120 The week before the Premier starts 990 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,120 And then you know you kick the Premier League off 991 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,120 On the Friday night as well 992 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,120 Who have they got on the Friday? Do you know? 993 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,120 It is full of first game of the season 994 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,120 Greater than my fucking heart 995 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,120 Well it should be for your heart, CJ 996 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,120 Come on, you look 997 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,120 To get people back here 998 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,120 You need a fucking big game on that Friday night 999 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,120 Look, I don't set the fucking game 1000 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,120 Who the fuck in London seems that is 1001 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,120 Well that's all it is 1002 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,120 Yeah so 1003 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,120 We've James moaning about 1004 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,120 Yenni Laro 1005 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,120 Liverpool wanted him 1006 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,120 Real Madrid were the main contenders 1007 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,120 To sign him 1008 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,120 Man, he just paid the most money for him 1009 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,120 Well I think 1010 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,120 He's got to make 1011 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,120 Why should he come to Man U? 1012 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,120 He's got a couple extra pounds in his pocket 1013 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,120 Well as far as I know he's getting 150 grand a week 1014 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,120 So 18 years old 1015 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,120 Yeah, Davidny 1016 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,120 And then there was no 1017 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,120 So 1018 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,120 Real Madrid would have just let him 1019 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,120 Sit on the bench and then 1020 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,120 Be part playing for the next couple of years 1021 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,120 Until it was 1022 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,120 The right time 1023 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,120 Yeah, you know his defence 1024 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,120 Needs a big fucking awakening 1025 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,120 So he'll be pretty much 1026 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,120 In the starting line up straight away 1027 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,120 Are they still going after 1028 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,120 Billy? 1029 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,120 Yeah, so again 1030 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,120 It's agreed with the player 1031 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,120 So they're still going to go 1032 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,120 But then who will sit on the bench then? 1033 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,120 Because obviously you've got Martinez 1034 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,120 There's a lot of games though, ain't there? 1035 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,120 Martinez will be starting as long as he's fit 1036 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,120 So yeah 1037 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,120 It'll just be rotational 1038 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,120 I think we're obviously on the bench around 1039 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,120 Would you then mate? 1040 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,120 What, you don't want to sit in Brian E. Cold Manchester? 1041 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,120 No, no 1042 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,120 I live in Madrid 1043 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,120 So you'd rather sit on the bench in Madrid 1044 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,120 On 60 grand a week? 1045 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,120 Yeah 1046 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,120 Maybe that's from my perspective 1047 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,120 I'd rather have the extra 1048 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,120 Fucking 50 grand a week on 1049 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,120 I'd do it for 60 grand a year, mate 1050 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,120 Ash would have 1051 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,120 I'd fucking run my bollocks off as well, mate 1052 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,120 Oh, guys, good job you don't need to 1053 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,120 Use them much these days 1054 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,120 Rob, now 1055 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,120 We are all done with the football chat 1056 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,120 Yeah 1057 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,120 Thank you for staying with us people who don't enjoy football 1058 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,120 And has bared with us through the whole 1059 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,120 Euro tournament 1060 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,120 I don't think we spoke about it too much though, have we really? 1061 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,120 I mean 1062 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,120 You know 1063 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,120 It's been topical though 1064 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,120 For a non-football 1065 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,120 Podcast 1066 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,120 We haven't covered it quite well 1067 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,120 And not too much 1068 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,120 But we're on to the feature anyway 1069 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,120 There is other stuff 1070 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,120 But we have spoken about it for a little bit too long 1071 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,120 So we're going to get the feature 1072 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,120 The one and only 1073 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,120 Cracked out 1074 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,120 Oh, sexy could have 1075 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,120 What is going on? 1076 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,120 What is going on? 1077 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,120 You know 1078 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,120 When you lie 1079 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,120 You press the wrong thing, didn't you? 1080 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,120 These things happen, you know 1081 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,120 It's because you should have been fucking pressing that 1082 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,120 Hey 1083 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,120 What's wrong with you? 1084 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,120 You know I was 1085 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,120 Expecting just to sing it to be honest right there 1086 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,120 Because I saw the fucking bar 1087 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,120 Moving, I was like why the fuck is Karina 1088 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,120 Hunking herself so confused? 1089 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,120 It's been a hot day 1090 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,120 It really is hot 1091 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,120 And that's why I can't wait to get home 1092 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,120 Have some beverages 1093 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,120 So 1094 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,120 Our first one 1095 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,120 Is from Lauren 1096 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,120 And she says 1097 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,120 Hey 1098 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,120 I'm so 1099 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,120 Alone 1100 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,120 People still short hand texting 1101 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,120 Just stop 1102 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,120 So this was a thing when we was young 1103 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,120 And mobile phones first come out 1104 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,120 So Ali G is the best example 1105 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,120 Oh, okay 1106 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,120 Batteries 1107 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,120 I don't really have 1108 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,120 A simple message 1109 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,120 These days to be fair 1110 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,120 I do have 1111 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,120 A lot of my dad for example 1112 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,120 I don't know if it's age 1113 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,120 Or maybe 1114 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,120 Dyslexic or just reading 1115 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,120 As he writes a text message 1116 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,120 So a lot of the time I'll have to 1117 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,120 Ring him up and say what the fuck 1118 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,120 Are you trying to say right now 1119 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,120 Because it's just 1120 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,120 It's not hard, it's not quite what you're writing 1121 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,120 Especially when so much is predicted 1122 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,120 Like just start 1123 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,120 To talk about that 1124 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,120 Oh yeah that's what I want to say 1125 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,120 Press that fucking word 1126 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,120 But no, he really is bad 1127 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,120 I don't know 1128 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,120 Too many people to fucking 1129 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,120 Say really 1130 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,120 Do that and it's so annoying 1131 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,120 But no I don't really have 1132 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,120 That issue of 1133 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,120 Back in the day when it was 1134 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,120 Can you, the letter U 1135 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,120 Come, C-U-M 1136 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,120 To the number 1137 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,120 Or was that 1138 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,120 Any more than so many characters 1139 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,120 Classes to messages or something 1140 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,120 When it was all fucking the old Nokia 1141 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,120 3210 and all that 1142 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,120 It's like no TikTok 1143 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,120 Literally as it is 1144 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,120 Yeah 1145 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,120 The 32 and 3310s have been out for ages 1146 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,120 So 1147 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,120 I think it was still basically 1148 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,120 The same but it was just like 1149 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,120 A modern screen 1150 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,120 Yeah still got the snake on it 1151 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,120 Oh yeah it did have snake 1152 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,120 I don't know if you could go online 1153 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,120 To any of the apps or anything 1154 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,120 No this one I seen 1155 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,120 Online was basically 1156 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,120 No TikTok, no Instagram 1157 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,120 It's just a phone 1158 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,120 Does it have a camera? 1159 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,120 No as far as I'm aware 1160 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,120 It did but I might be wrong on that one 1161 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,120 If I could have that 1162 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,120 With a camera 1163 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,120 I'd be fucking getting it all day long 1164 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,120 Because all I want 1165 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,120 Is the camera on the phone so I can take pictures of my jobs 1166 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,120 Which I don't do all the time 1167 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,120 Because I'll fucking forget, you know what I'm on 1168 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,120 But yeah I don't want to be 1169 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,120 Well I don't do it anyway 1170 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,120 But I don't want to be able to have the choice 1171 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,120 To go on Facebook or fucking WhatsApp 1172 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,120 Or Instagram while I'm at work 1173 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,120 I just want to ring, text 1174 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,120 And then take pictures of jobs 1175 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,120 That's all I need to do, don't need anything else 1176 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,120 You know also 1177 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,120 I was just lowering the question there 1178 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,120 Do you remember the old one I texted you where you had to like 1179 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,120 Click the non-valid 1180 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,120 For big 1181 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,120 How exhausting would that have been 1182 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,120 Obviously you're on about 1183 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,120 You just wrote a predictive text 1184 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,120 To be fair yeah 1185 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,120 I probably would want 1186 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,120 The 3310 to be out 1187 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,120 Just tight and all 1188 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,120 Blackberry saw that 1189 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,120 Where it was the keypad on the bottom of the phone 1190 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,120 Something like that 1191 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,120 I think that's a Blackberry 1192 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,120 That was a thing 1193 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,120 So Blackberry is just that phone 1194 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,120 It's just that BDN 1195 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,120 Which was Blackberry Messenger 1196 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,120 Yeah but why does the phone 1197 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,120 Why does no one have a Blackberry now 1198 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,120 I think just because 1199 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,120 Because literally everyone had a Blackberry 1200 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,120 Yeah I think it's just because it's the hype of 1201 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,120 Everyone wanting an iPhone or a Samsung 1202 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,120 That was such a good fucking phone as well 1203 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,120 I don't think I actually had one 1204 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,120 No I had two 1205 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,120 The best one I ever had mate 1206 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,120 I think it was a Samsung 1207 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,120 Like a really long thin one 1208 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,120 And flick it 1209 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,120 As you would flick like a pen knife 1210 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,120 Yeah I'm trying to remember 1211 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,120 And it had like a tiny long spree 1212 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,120 And oh mate that was fucking brilliant that one 1213 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,120 Add loads I don't crack the iPhone 1214 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,120 I don't know what I did to it 1215 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,120 I paid like 50 quid for a second from all over 1216 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,120 I know 1217 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,120 It's mad ain't it 1218 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,120 Add loads 1219 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,120 Fucking obviously the 33 1220 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,120 Turned back into that I had a 32 1221 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,120 10 star with 1222 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,120 Nostalgia 1223 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,120 The worst thing though 1224 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,120 When Sony Arab songs had 1225 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,120 Put the thing so everyone could listen to 1226 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,120 You know like have the speaker 1227 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,120 Oh my god on the back of the boards 1228 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,120 And everyone's like are you listening to music 1229 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,120 Put headphones in 1230 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,120 Is that sort of thing do people still do that 1231 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,120 I don't know I haven't been on them for so many years 1232 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,120 But that's 1233 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,120 The modern version of that 1234 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,120 People walking hands free on the phone 1235 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,120 So having it on loudspeaker 1236 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,120 Walking talking 1237 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,120 I know that was a hey what's wrong 1238 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,120 With you a little while ago 1239 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,120 I still see it all the time 1240 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,120 You know what I see obviously because he was 1241 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,120 Someone 1242 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,120 Speaking on loudspeaker in a 22 1243 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,120 Played BMW 1244 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,120 And his other hand had a cigarette 1245 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,120 And he was driving 1246 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,120 On his knees 1247 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,120 And again he obviously 1248 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,120 Holds the steering wheel with a cigarette 1249 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,120 Hand turning the wheel 1250 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,120 I'll steer with a knee sometimes if I'm 1251 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,120 Refilling my cup 1252 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,120 If it's a long drive and I've got a flask 1253 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,120 And I'm refilling my cup with a bit of tea or coffee 1254 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,120 Whatever 1255 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,120 So your mam had the cigarette 1256 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,120 And then every time he 1257 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,120 Had 1258 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,120 Something with his knees 1259 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,120 Didn't he 1260 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,120 Put the phone down for me on bluetooth 1261 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,120 By BMW 1262 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,120 I don't know if I've told this 1263 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,120 On the pod before but 1264 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,120 Back in the day before 1265 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,120 Even this fan that I've got at the moment 1266 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,120 Doesn't have 1267 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,120 Well it has bluetooth I just don't know the code to connect 1268 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,120 But before hands free 1269 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,120 In the cars and that was really a thing 1270 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,120 I used to put my phone on loudspeaker 1271 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,120 And then wedge it on my shoulder 1272 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,120 So in between the t-shirt 1273 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,120 So the 1274 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,120 Speaker part where 1275 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,120 The microphone was near my mouth 1276 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,120 And then the speaker would be bomb at ear 1277 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,120 So that would be my hands free 1278 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,120 Back in the day 1279 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,120 I mean these days it's just the headphones 1280 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,120 Yeah to 1281 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,120 To physically hold it 1282 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,120 And then still have it on loudspeaker 1283 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,120 Just put it next to your ear 1284 00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,120 Stop being a gobshite 1285 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,120 Fucking people with wrong hands 1286 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,120 So 1287 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,120 Yeah whoever's texting you 1288 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,120 With fucking short 1289 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,120 And just fucking individual letters 1290 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,120 Wow just no need 1291 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,120 I have a feeling that this might come back in 1292 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,120 Because I went outside and everyone was dressed up 1293 00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,120 Like it's the early 2000s 1294 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,120 And you're like N-Sync 1295 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,120 So like let me tell you 1296 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,120 Yeah 1297 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,120 Someone was wearing 1298 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,120 Really baggy cargos 1299 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,120 A black vest 1300 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,120 With a black short sleeve shirt 1301 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,120 With really thin sunglasses 1302 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,120 The girls were wearing 1303 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,120 Long demon skirts with vests 1304 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,120 And like those 1305 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,120 The wedges 1306 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,120 Yeah but they're not like wedges 1307 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,120 They're like I don't know what you'd call them mate 1308 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,120 They have the straps 1309 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,120 Basically they look like a brat style 1310 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,120 Do you remember like the brat style 1311 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,120 Yeah they're still a thing as well 1312 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,120 But I remember the knowledge is brat style 1313 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,120 So that's like when I went out 1314 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,120 That's what everyone was wearing that corner 1315 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,120 So maybe it's coming back in 1316 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,120 When lads start wearing the 1317 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,120 Black and flanks t-shirts 1318 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,120 Again then we know that we're 1319 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,120 Coming to the end of humanity 1320 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,120 Like Guy Fury 1321 00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,120 Donners, Divings and Drivers 1322 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,120 Whatever it was called 1323 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,120 If you start wearing t-shirts like that again 1324 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,120 Fucking, I mean not that all you swear 1325 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,120 On that but 1326 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,120 That starts coming back in again 1327 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,120 We need to just take America's fucking stance 1328 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,120 And start shooting everyone on that 1329 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,120 Shooting up in the schools and shit 1330 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,120 Yeah speaking of shoot ups 1331 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,120 Fucking Trump 1332 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,120 Bastard didn't they 1333 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,120 How close was it as well have you seen the 3D 1334 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,120 Thing from the bird like 1335 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,120 The animation that someone's done 1336 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,120 How close it actually was have you seen that 1337 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,120 Because of his head movement 1338 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,120 Because he's turned that last minute 1339 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,120 I've seen so much stuff 1340 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,120 Because there was 1341 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,120 Videos of people in the crowd 1342 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,120 That were shouting 1343 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,120 On the roof he's got a gun and whatever 1344 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,120 And that's about 2 minutes before it actually happens 1345 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,120 So obviously secret service 1346 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,120 And whatever not doing their job 1347 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,120 Again there's all the 1348 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,120 Conspiracies 1349 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,120 Conspiracy call man 1350 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,120 Coming out about it 1351 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,120 That it was meant to happen 1352 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,120 But still Amy 1353 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,120 Just to get the ear 1354 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,120 That's fucking, that's what faith that is 1355 00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,120 I'll just legit 1356 00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,120 Because he does turn his head a lot when he talks 1357 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,120 Yeah because he addresses the crowd 1358 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,120 As a people passer 1359 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,120 And like anyone else that would have been a perfect shot 1360 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,120 Because he just moved 1361 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,120 Nicked his ear 1362 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,120 I love that thing like 1363 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,120 That many men 1364 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,120 So many of them 1365 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,120 Did you see 1366 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,120 Hulk Hogan 1367 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,120 No I've seen a little thing of it 1368 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,120 I didn't watch the whole thing though I've just seen it 1369 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,120 So he's just there 1370 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,120 I don't even know what he was giving a speech for 1371 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,120 But he's just like 1372 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,120 Yeah literally he's just 1373 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,120 Looking and when they talk a shot 1374 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,120 And my hero 1375 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,120 That's what I had to give him for the Trump 1376 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,120 But he's ripping up the vest and all that 1377 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,120 He's a real 1378 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,120 American 1379 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,120 Why is Trump Hogan's 1380 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,120 Hero not ending at the same age 1381 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,120 Probably yeah 1382 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,120 Because Trump's 78 I think 1383 00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,120 So Hulk Hogan's 1384 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,120 Probably yeah but not far off 1385 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,120 I'd say he's yeah 1386 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,120 Hulk Hogan's look old all the time 1387 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,120 Didn't he because of why he had to fight his head 1388 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,120 Because he just couldn't let it go 1389 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,120 Yeah because even 1390 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,120 In the 90s when WWE 1391 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,120 Was what it was called 1392 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,120 He was just fucking 1393 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,120 He was about 50 then weren't he 1394 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,120 Mad 1395 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,120 But yeah he was just fucking 1396 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,120 Busted right he got back up as well and he just like 1397 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,120 Fist pumping the air 1398 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,120 America 1399 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,120 Fuck yeah 1400 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:03,120 So yeah 1401 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,120 We're all about politics on this 1402 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,120 The real talkings and versatile 1403 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,120 Yeah all the versatility 1404 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,120 So on to Karl 1405 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,120 And Karl has said 1406 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,120 Why do lorries have to get so 1407 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,120 Close just back off 1408 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,120 Yeah I think because 1409 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,120 Obviously they don't give a fuck 1410 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,120 Because they're in that big 1411 00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,120 You know the big wagon 1412 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,120 Such in the lorry yeah 1413 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,120 In the lorry but now there's people calling 1414 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,120 Wagons you know 1415 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,120 Because what are we 1416 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,120 About artics because there's different 1417 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,120 Versions that's what I'm saying is wagons 1418 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,120 Lorries artics well yeah 1419 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,120 So depending on the 1420 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,120 College of what they're carrying 1421 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,120 That's a tall mate fucking 1422 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,120 Love it seven tonne 1423 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,120 But yeah I'll get this all the time 1424 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,120 Yeah I think it's because they feel like they're 1425 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,120 Industrial because they're bigger bikes clearly 1426 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,120 Yeah and it's annoying because like they 1427 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,120 In general they can see over 1428 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,120 The vehicle that they're in front of they think 1429 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,120 They can react quick enough 1430 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,120 But I'll see enough accidents 1431 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,120 Where the fucking lorry's gone into the back of 1432 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,120 About four or five cars because they're 1433 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,120 Too close and that 1434 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,120 Now I've got a bit of a voice for Karl here 1435 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,120 Because as I say I see 1436 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,120 Heavy all the time 1437 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,120 Just slow down even more 1438 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,120 Don't brake check them just 1439 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,120 Ease the foot off the accelerator 1440 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,120 And then just piss them 1441 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,120 Up especially when it's the road works 1442 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,120 You're already down to two lanes or one lane 1443 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,120 And they're right up your arse just slow down 1444 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,120 Just let them 1445 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,120 Know that you know that they're there 1446 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,120 And you're willing to take a little bump 1447 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,120 But yeah I'll do 1448 00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,120 I'll get it all the time and 1449 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,120 It's so 1450 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,120 Annoying look because you see 1451 00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,120 They're up each other's arses as well 1452 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,120 Not in a 1453 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,120 Guy way you know driving way 1454 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,120 When two lorries are 1455 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,120 Right there 1456 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,120 When they can't see in front of the other one 1457 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,120 Just ease up 1458 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,120 The worst thing is when like an arctic's trying to 1459 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,120 Arbitrary an arctic 1460 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,120 You let it go that's 1461 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120 It's always downhill as well 1462 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,120 The one with hardly anything on the back 1463 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,120 Once to fucking once from there 1464 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,120 Once to have a kid but yeah 1465 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,120 I say too much of it 1466 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,120 But you know 1467 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,120 They're not going to stop because my brother used to be a lorry 1468 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:29,120 Driver as well and I did say 1469 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,120 I had this conversation I was like I bet you're one 1470 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,120 Of these lorry makers that just pulls out 1471 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,120 No indicator just pulls out 1472 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,120 He says yeah fuck them 1473 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,120 You're the problem and I told him 1474 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,120 He didn't care 1475 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,120 Lorry driver 1476 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,120 Now 1477 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,120 Laura has come up 1478 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,120 With a fucking good one 1479 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,120 Right 1480 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,120 Hope you're ready for this you might want to take a seat 1481 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:55,120 Because this is going to sit you down 1482 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,120 If you aren't sitting 1483 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,120 She says 1484 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,120 Hey 1485 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,120 I'm the best 1486 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,120 Flying ants 1487 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,120 Oh my god 1488 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,120 What the actual fuck 1489 00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,120 Yes 1490 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,120 We had this the other day 1491 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,120 He was flying ant day 1492 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,120 I don't know why it's a thing 1493 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,120 Why they all come out at the same time 1494 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,120 And then they go 1495 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,120 There must have a psychic link or something 1496 00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:25,120 Something 1497 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,120 Intuition with the earth 1498 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,120 Of like I don't know 1499 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,120 Fucking alignment with the stars 1500 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,120 Of when to come out at the same time 1501 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,120 I was walking at dog the other day 1502 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:37,120 I didn't notice much 1503 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,120 While I was driving 1504 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,120 Because in the morning they weren't out 1505 00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,120 And then on the way back over work 1506 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,120 I'm just thinking I'm hitting 1507 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,120 Normal bugs on the motorway and that 1508 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,120 And it was while I was walking at dog 1509 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,120 You notice how many people have got fucking 1510 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,120 Ant nests underneath 1511 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,120 The drives or whatever 1512 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,120 It just hoards above 1513 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,120 And it was horrible 1514 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,120 I feel the pain 1515 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,120 No I get that 1516 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,120 Because I can't remember was it last night 1517 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,120 So Thursday 1518 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,120 Yes day as the podcast goes out 1519 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,120 Or Thursday 1520 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,120 We went out 1521 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,120 And I've 1522 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,120 Loads of them I 1523 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,120 Haven't seen them since 1524 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,120 Didn't see them before 1525 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,120 Do you remember when 1526 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,120 Black ants and red ants used to fight 1527 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,120 When you're kids and you just go and watch them 1528 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,120 But the little fucking flying ants 1529 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,120 Giving it to someone as well 1530 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,120 Picking them up and dropping them and stuff like that 1531 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,120 Did that actually hurt? 1532 00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:37,120 I mean it must have that's what they're doing 1533 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,120 Since they think it's like 10 times 1534 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,120 Their own body weight they can lift 1535 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,120 So you think if they're getting dropped 1536 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,120 From like a foot high is that really 1537 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,120 Going to hurt? I just remember like on the 1538 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,120 Island where we used to live 1539 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:51,120 And I kid you not it must have been half 1540 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,120 Black ants on one side and the other 1541 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,120 Side red ants and like 1542 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,120 Every year like out of the blue 1543 00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,120 That psychic link like we're fucking 1544 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,120 Having them this year they all come 1545 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,120 Out at this one bit and converge 1546 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,120 Like I mean it was 1547 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,120 I don't know how many there was 1548 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,120 It seemed hundreds if not thousands 1549 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,120 Flying ants everywhere 1550 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,120 See flying ants just dropping down from the 1551 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,120 Sky like fucking 1552 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,120 Like a fucking scene from Braveheart 1553 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,120 Or something Kenny 1554 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,120 You will never take out Antu 1555 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,120 Ahhh 1556 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,120 They are it's just horrendous 1557 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,120 Look 1558 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,120 Because as you all know I'm a hairy 1559 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,120 Man I've got the hair I've got the beard 1560 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,120 They ain't getting to the chest or anything 1561 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,120 But still 1562 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,120 I'm walking a dog I'm fucking 1563 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,120 Swatting them off the dog because they're like 1564 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,120 Landing on him thinking ah this is 1565 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,120 Comfy fucking so I'm swatting them off 1566 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:45,120 Him he's thinking that I'm trying to play or 1567 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,120 Something so he kept fucking jumping up up at me 1568 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,120 I'd fucking get him landing on the 1569 00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,120 Glasses jumping in the fucking 1570 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,120 Flying into the beard and you know 1571 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,120 When you're freaking out or ice 1572 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,120 Ventura you ruin my hair you ruin my hair 1573 00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,120 And they're in the beard 1574 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,120 You know you just start ripping at 1575 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,120 Every single one of them 1576 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,120 I don't sit in need of it 1577 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,120 You know what I haven't seen a 1578 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,120 Red Ant as well after thinking about it for years 1579 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,120 I can't say I'm 1580 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,120 Looking out for them 1581 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,120 Last year the ants were getting into my house 1582 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,120 No not last year the year before sorry 1583 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,120 Was that a Red Ant? 1584 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,120 No and what is the difference? What are some red? 1585 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,120 I don't know maybe 1586 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,120 Some are stronger than the others 1587 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,120 I probably should have done 1588 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,120 A little bit of recon on this 1589 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,120 Before reading this out 1590 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,120 I mean not that we'd have enough time now 1591 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,120 We didn't know where it was going to go mate 1592 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,120 I mean I didn't expect to be talking about football 1593 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,120 For fucking 40 minutes but you know 1594 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,120 We're not a footballing podcast 1595 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,120 Yeah there was ants coming into the house 1596 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,120 So I found where they were coming from 1597 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,120 Silicon the load fat the little hole 1598 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,120 And then 1599 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,120 They didn't turn up again but then 1600 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,120 A couple of weeks ago 1601 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,120 They've managed to 1602 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,120 Close the door 1603 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,120 It shuts and it locks 1604 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,120 But there's still just a bit of a gap 1605 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,120 So they were coming through that 1606 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,120 So I had to get some of the little bait traps 1607 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,120 Put it there and I've left it there as well 1608 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,120 So as any new ones come 1609 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,120 They can see their dead bread ring 1610 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,120 And know not to fuck around 1611 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,120 I was going to say obviously 1612 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,120 All the finance was Thursday 1613 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,120 Which is obviously yesterday 1614 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,120 But I've noticed that three neighbours 1615 00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,120 Have stuck all like her 1616 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,120 Was he salt that people would stick out 1617 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,120 I think salt works 1618 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,120 Or sugar 1619 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,120 No the confidence sugar 1620 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,120 Yeah that's it 1621 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,120 So whatever it is, three of the neighbours obviously 1622 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,120 Because we had all the ants out here yesterday 1623 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,120 Obviously the neighbours done in two hours 1624 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,120 So they're like no come out 1625 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:45,120 They come out once a year 1626 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,120 And it's like boiling water in it as well 1627 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,120 Why are you going to fucking kill them like that 1628 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,120 Just put a little 1629 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,120 Determined thing 1630 00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,120 To fucking mass my eyebrow 1631 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,120 Did you ever used to see the videos 1632 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,120 This was before TikTok was a thing 1633 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,120 It was on YouTube 1634 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,120 I used to fucking date dive as you used to do 1635 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,120 It was a geyser that used to go around 1636 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,120 Melt a load of 1637 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,120 Aluminium or 1638 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,120 Something 1639 01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,120 Pour it into an ants nest 1640 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,120 And then you dig it out 1641 01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,120 Mate madness 1642 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,120 If you haven't seen it 1643 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,120 Look them up, literally just like 1644 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,120 I don't know, YouTube 1645 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,120 Fucking melted metal in ants nest 1646 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,120 And you'll see the videos 1647 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,120 They were callous 1648 01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,120 Like dig it out 1649 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,120 And it can just be, obviously because you've seen 1650 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,120 All of the structures 1651 01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,120 Because they'd be like little tunnels and then it'd be a big fucking thing 1652 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:39,120 So 1653 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:41,120 Kind of like a 1654 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,120 Bonsai tree of sorts 1655 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,120 The way you've got the individual branches 1656 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,120 And then a spurt of leaves 1657 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,120 Some of them are like six foot deep 1658 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,120 Or something 1659 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,120 You'd think how did he have enough 1660 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,120 Lead or aluminium, whatever it was 1661 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,120 To pour into it in the first place 1662 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,120 I mean it was a shame for the ants 1663 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,120 Because obviously it would be an active nest 1664 01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,120 And that's Matt's murder 1665 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,120 It doesn't matter what animal, human 1666 01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:09,120 Creature, being 1667 01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,120 That you are, it's Matt's murder 1668 01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,120 But yeah 1669 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,120 It looked fucking cool 1670 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:17,120 I don't know if he'd have sold it as art or something 1671 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,120 But yeah, if you haven't seen it 1672 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,120 You'll go on a little fucking 1673 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,120 Date dive into it now 1674 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,120 But have a look at them, they were fucking 1675 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,120 Nice little videos to watch 1676 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:29,120 Just short as well, not three minutes long 1677 01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,120 This is that much to fucking see 1678 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,120 Just kill the ants 1679 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,120 Dig it and then 1680 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,120 Clean it a lot, look at this one 1681 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,120 Maddening, yeah, give it a nose 1682 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,120 And on that Matt's murder 1683 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:47,120 We are going to have to call it a bug there 1684 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:51,120 Do you want to remind me about the Caravan story next week? 1685 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,120 It was something I was going to talk about 1686 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,120 I'd say, a lot of football chat today 1687 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:59,120 So remind me about the Caravan story 1688 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,120 Mate, you're sending me this Caravan story 1689 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,120 Applying that 1690 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,120 Yeah, it's hot enough 1691 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,120 I mean 1692 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,120 Worthy enough to talk about, hence why I said 1693 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,120 Remind me about it 1694 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,120 Yeah, we can't always talk about football 1695 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,120 We've got to talk about fucking 1696 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,120 Public shit, flying ants 1697 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,120 Proper podcast mate 1698 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:21,120 Yeah, all the 1699 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,120 Audiversity, let's say 1700 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,120 As always, links are 1701 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,120 No negativity 1702 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:31,120 Apart from James when he talks about you 1703 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,120 But never mind about that 1704 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,120 We'll get into it in a couple of weeks 1705 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,120 When the Prem does a bad stuff 1706 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,120 I think 1707 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,120 40 or something 1708 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,120 I have no idea 1709 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,120 It's coming up, around the corner 1710 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,120 Couple of weeks, we'll be there 1711 01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,120 Yeah, so as always, links are in the description 1712 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,120 Send in your emails, your Whatsapps 1713 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,120 I mean 1714 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,120 Fucking Twitter and all that 1715 01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,120 But links are always in the description 1716 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:01,120 Send them in, keep them coming 1717 01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,120 We've got to get back onto the dinner party as well 1718 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,120 Because there was a couple of them 1719 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,120 Over the last couple of weeks 1720 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,120 More suggestions on them 1721 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,120 So again, remind me to 1722 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,120 Send you one that we can do for next week 1723 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,120 The listeners are on the edge of their seats 1724 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,120 Waiting for next week 1725 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,120 Caravan, dinner party 1726 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:23,120 Fucking arm 1727 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,120 No football next week 1728 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,120 Fucking arm 1729 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,120 And yeah, as always 1730 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,120 Fuck Sam Smith 1731 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,120 Keep it real 1732 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:37,120 We love yous, peace 1733 01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,120 Chatter that's waiting 1734 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:07,120 Oh so sly 1735 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,120 Their chemistry's electric 1736 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,120 You can't deny 1737 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,120 You can't deny 1738 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:23,120 You can't deny