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How are we everyone and welcome back to this episode of the real talking podcast

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Your hosts, Ash and JD

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Now, we're not gonna be around the bush

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We are gonna get onto it at some point sooner or later

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Because, you know, there's a big red and white elephant in the country

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That we are gonna have to address

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That's the bulk of the messages this week from all our lovely listeners to be fair

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And we never doubted Garosakha at all

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We always knew he'd get us there

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We backed him 100% on this podcast

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You're sounding like the rest of these people

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I've seen all these TikTok memes and people saying sorry

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Yeah, they take that song

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We will get onto it

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It's gonna be a long portion of the show

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So I'd rather not for the non-football fans to start up with

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And get onto some of the pressing matters to be fair

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Starting off with the beginning of the week to be fair

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Now, I nearly did it again

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What's that?

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I nearly shit myself again

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How?

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Why?

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Now, the background story first

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So the doggy's had a bit of a dodgy stomach for probably about 10 days

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So Monday morning I've been woken up by the dog

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So I can hear him downstairs, he's restless and he's pacing around

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And I can hear when he's going towards the back door to say that he needs to go

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After, in the morning, I'm like, all right, I'm up

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And I'm not gonna be able to go back to sleep again

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Because it was a bit warm still

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I was already uncomfortable

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Half-to in the morning, you wouldn't go

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Yeah, because I would have been getting up

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In like another hour and a half or so anyway, roughly

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So I was like, I'm up

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And because I didn't want to just let him into the garden

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Because I knew I was gonna have to clean up mess as well

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So I was like, all right, just get up, get dressed and take him for a walk

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So I've done that and it was a good job as well to be fair

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Because it was just disastrous all over the place about six times

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I was like, fucking, that's why I didn't want to have it in the garden

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So I'm walking and then I've got about 20 minutes into the walk

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I'm like, oh, I do go and talk to myself

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So I'll turn around and I'll start heading back towards mine

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I'm tuddling along and not much is, not much pressure is building up at these points

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But something's there

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Yeah, you can feel it's there a little bit

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But you know when you're getting close to home or you're getting close to the toilet

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And then your body just starts going, right, it's go time now

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So I'm literally like three minutes from the house

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And my stomach's just starting to twist in

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I wasn't expecting it to be as bad as a lot of that

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Because you know when you need to go

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You normally have a good bit of time to get to the toilet

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But my body was like, we need to get back now

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And I've walked around the corner and I wasn't anywhere near like I was before

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Where there was a tree or something I could just go and hide in

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And quickly just let it out

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I'd already walked through the park and that

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I'm on the main street now and I can't just go in someone's drive

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And I've had to stand still for 10 seconds and have a deep breath

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You know when you feel

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Yeah, you've got to compose yourself

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Yeah, the heat's rushing through you

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And you feel yourself go a bit hard as if you're about to pass out

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And I've got a couple of deep breaths

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Like, hold it

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And I've just waddled along

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The dog's drawn a lot

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Do his normal walk routine and sniff everything

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Give him whiplash pretty much

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Because I've had to just give that little tug and go, no, come on, mate, come on

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And I've unlocked the door

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And normally I'll unlock the door

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Take his collar off and everything

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And let him just go into the house

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And then lock the door behind me

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Nah, I'll just

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Just let go

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Yeah, I've took the leader, left his collar on, shut the door

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Didn't lock it

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And I couldn't run but I got up the stairs quick

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And I reckon it must have been about a centimetre away from touching the boxes

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Because I've barely, barely got the shorts down

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By the time I sat onto the toilet

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And it was just one go

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I sat there for five minutes after

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And there was nothing else coming

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It all came out together

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What do you think that was then?

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Just, did you feel fine after?

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As well after you went to the toilet?

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Well, my stomach felt a bit iffy after

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I didn't have any more trips to the toilet

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So I don't know

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I mean there was nothing really different from the Sunday roast dinner or anything

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So yeah, I don't know

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But it was, oh, it was so close

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I think it did feel a bit like

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I think if this keeps happening though, mate

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You might have to start investing in some adult nappies

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Just in case

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No, I'll just keep myself and just get some new boxes

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Yeah, or yeah

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Did I ever tell you about the time

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It was the beginning of the show when we took the dog out

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And I had a coffee

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And I was close

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I think you did tell me

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No, I won't just in case I've told you people

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Just in story or whatever

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But yeah, it's the worst when you need to go

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Like you just want to go and sit on that toilet

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And as soon as you're sitting down, it's coming

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You're just like, oh

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Yeah, as I said, it wasn't even any of that

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I just about managed to sit on the toilet

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And by the time I've even settled for it

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It was always the back way

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As soon as you got your clothes out of the way

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That was it

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Yeah, it was gone

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I did check just in case any skid marks had gone into the boxes

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Because I know it was definitely turtle-headed

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And yeah, nothing was in them

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So I was lucky

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And yeah, couldn't believe it

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But I hate skid marks

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So I rarely ever have them

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It's only if I have done one of the farts

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And a little bit extra has come out

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But you hear of these people all the time

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Where they've just got dirty boxes and pants and that

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Because they've not wiped their arse properly

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That's why I wear black ones, my cantaloupe

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But you know, because...

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Do you want to pair white boxer shorts?

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No, no

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I've got some greys and some different blue colors and whatever

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Mainly black

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But lads that wear white boxes are briving

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Yeah, that's comfortable

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You get a little bit of dribble

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Yeah, poo stains, wee stains

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And then potentially a bit of cum stain as well

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That's it

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But then again, I suppose if you're wearing black boxer shorts

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You definitely...

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Not definitely, but you've got the chance of cum stains in them as well

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Maybe we should just stop wearing boxers

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Nobody's gonna get it on you, I'm not sure

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Yeah, I'll go and do that

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Have you ever...

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No, no, no

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No, I've never...

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Sometimes if I wear the wrong shorts around the house

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Obviously around the house, I don't wear

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Yeah, in the house

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I'm not fussed about that, but...

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There's certain shorts that when you wear shorts or whatever without underwear

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Because I only wear shorts around the house

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You know, anyone of these weirdos that wear jeans

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In the house

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That's weird

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Whoever chills...

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If I've been out and then I've come back and I've got my jeans on

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I'll sit down for half an hour

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Depending on the time of the day now

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But I can sit down for half an hour

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But I'm not chilling for hours

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Getting my feet up on the sofa

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And not trying to get comfy because you're just carning jeans

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Literally, if I've got jeans on as soon as I'm back through that door

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Straight upstairs

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I would not sit down in jeans in this house

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Trying to just think of recently

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It's only been like if I've been out in the morning

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And then I know that I'm about to...

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Because I can't...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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In the middle of the day I can't just get changed into my comfys

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Like pyjamas or whatever

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I'm going out again at like three, four o'clock

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Stand out again

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So I'm dressed, I'm staying dressed

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But yeah, you can't properly get comfy in jeans

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Bad enough when you go to someone else's house

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And you're sitting there waiting for a cup of tea and that

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Or can you...

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Unconfying your jeans

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Yeah, nah

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But I've never gone commando in jeans

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I have done it in jogging bottoms though

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And I'm talking about years ago

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But I don't even know what I did

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You're just comfy already

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So if you just go to mine and you just leave the house

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You sometimes just forget that, aren't you?

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Yeah, I don't think it was that

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I don't know

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I really don't know

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But I know I have done it

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But I suppose it's just...

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I don't feel comfortable doing it

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It gets weird or...

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Because I don't feel comfortable driving in that seatbelt on

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So you know when you see all the people with their seatbelts on

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Unless I'm just like, say

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Going from an industrial estate

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I'm on screw fix and then I'm going to the toll station

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About 30 seconds down and I'm not walking it

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Then I won't put my seatbelt on for that

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But if I'm driving actually from A to B

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I have to have the seatbelt on

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And then straight away I'll just...

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I know it's the law anyway

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But I just can't get comfortable sitting there

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It's strange

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I do think it's a bit strange how someone will

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And does drive without a seatbelt on

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And I think the cars make all that noise now

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It's fucking annoying

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Well I was just about to say that

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Because most of them do have an alarm to say no seatbelts on

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But I know people actively leave the seatbelts

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Clipped in, yeah

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And then still drive around without it on

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So there's no need for it

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I mean it's dangerous for starters

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Really?

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Why, yeah really is that it?

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That is because it's other people that you can't trust

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Doesn't matter how good of a driver you think you are

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You can't trust other people on the road

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It's too dangerous

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But yeah that was the start of my week

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Obviously after the...

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Well I wonder if that was morning

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Because England were on Sunday night weren't they?

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So maybe I had an extra couple of beers

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What beers?

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Not maybe, I need a beer

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What beers?

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I think on the weekend I had Carly

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I think

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Probably why

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I really can't remember

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It's bad that it isn't it?

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I just know I had beers

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We've no ideas

278
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We?

279
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Yeah standard honey

280
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We're getting something to be

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Can't wait, gagging

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So as I say we are going to talk about England

283
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But we're going to get some of the feature

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Ashley's favourite feature

285
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Can I just say that is our only feature

286
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That's why it's my favourite feature

287
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But it's a good feature regardless

288
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Yeah but we still have emails and that in general

289
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It should be quirky isn't it?

290
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Yeah I think just for the standard emails and questions

291
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It could just be I don't know correspondence corner

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Question time

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We'll do a little groundstorm for that

294
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Question time with action gaider

295
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Which we have got some questions actually

296
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But yeah we're going to start off with the feature anyway

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Now firstly we've got Laura and she's saying

298
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What's with the big companies not having people in the UK to take my call

299
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I'm trying to get my internet fixed and neither of us understand each other

300
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I don't want to do the online chat

301
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With the agents yeah I prefer the phone calls

302
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See I had this day of the week with Virgin

303
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So my internet contract is off

304
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So one of their staff called me off

305
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Just the sales rep isn't it

306
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And I couldn't understand a word she was saying

307
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And I had to keep going

308
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To the point where I was like can you just call me back tomorrow

309
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And in that time I got my parents to speak to someone on the agent chat

310
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But even that's a bitch because they can close the chat sometimes so then luckily enough

311
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I called Virgin because it's Virgin

312
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And I got through to a wonderful idea

313
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And literally mate all of us kept going

314
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I just want the same internet for the same price for the same time

315
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And the woman before like this I think she was like Indian or Pakistani

316
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You know where most of those core centres are

317
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She's like I won't do the accent

318
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She's like what's this

319
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No balls

320
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We can't do it like we're not that much

321
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No you can look I can see this

322
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You're offering a new customer this like a better rate

323
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I'll just want to pay what I'm paying now

324
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I don't need more internet

325
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This is the best deal at the moment my Dutch Appman

326
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You know right call me back

327
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Anyway spoke to my agent

328
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They couldn't do the same deal

329
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I called up a lady

330
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I went this is how much I'm paying

331
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I just want it again and she went one second to check on you

332
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We vote her yeah because they're kind of like connected now

333
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Yeah they are yeah

334
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And I was just like yeah she was like I can do it two pounds cheaper

335
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So it'd be I think 30 pound or whatever for the next 18 months

336
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I was like yeah

337
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Literally five minutes already took five minutes

338
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Yeah and I think that's the problem because it's a five minute conversation to be had

339
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Yeah

340
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I want to renew it do you want to renew it faster speed

341
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Or do you want slower speed and can you do the same for us

342
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It's literally a couple of questions yeah yeah

343
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If you can't you can't move on if you can great

344
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And they make it so hard like because when I could go and swap

345
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Can you do I don't need that speed

346
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Oh can you do a slower speed

347
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Mr German this is the best speed and like no no

348
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I understand that's the best speed right now but I don't need that speed

349
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It's it was like 350 I was like yeah because we virgin the lowest is

350
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I think 125 the lowest that I could get it well it depends on your area so 125 is the lowest yeah

351
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Right so when I was looking for mine it was I think 235 or 247 and all that

352
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Because that's the package that I've got

353
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,800
Yeah that's the same one I've got just it's you know it's what you need

354
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,120
You don't need faster anything fast unless you've got multiple devices

355
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:17,840
But if you just put your smart cv your phones your game console a laptop

356
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It's fucking more than enough yeah

357
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,280
Do you remember those days when he was was he 32

358
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And used to download a game on your xbox he used to take about four fucking hours

359
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:32,560
Yeah like anyway yesterday's call center people they just make they just make it longer

360
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,240
And I don't know why but it's just when it's the sales people

361
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It's because they're trying to upsell so they get more commission

362
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:39,760
Yeah yeah yeah

363
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And it's understandable but on the other end if you're saying no you already know what you want

364
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:49,360
Just just accept it because I did that when I was shopping around before I joined virgin as well

365
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,720
I can see what after you've got I don't want one of your ones that's the one that I want

366
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,760
What's your price and is it available for me

367
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,080
Yeah so like because you because you was a new customer

368
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,400
I mean yeah so I called a virgin I've seen the same package that I won 28 pound

369
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,200
Obviously I was paying I think 33 so

370
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Because that's the package that I've got typically I got mine at 29

371
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And then they've got that sale on at 28

372
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So literally I called up like this is the one I want 28

373
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Like Mr. Javan like and he's like look you're advertising it

374
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,320
I want when you're advertising just give it to me

375
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,560
Oh no but as I said terrible I don't understand why they make it so hard

376
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,680
I once mate put the phone down and called him back up

377
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Just to speak to someone else

378
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:39,760
I can't remember what the name of the company was and then it might have been Xiao actually

379
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,560
I was speaking to a Russian person or something like that

380
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And I couldn't understand they may can understand me

381
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:50,480
Put the phone down call back up on my 24 minutes as well speak to someone else

382
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,320
But yeah they're just the worst

383
00:17:54,320 --> 00:18:00,240
Yeah because I ring up quite a lot I do not just with virgin but with Vodafone and other companies

384
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:06,000
Because so I actually had yesterday so the other week I rang up virgin

385
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,720
Complained that the signal I told you I don't think I said on the part I told you about

386
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:15,760
The signal doesn't go around the house properly yet with Vodafone it used to bounce around sweet

387
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,880
So I complained about that sent out an engineer and I says to him

388
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:26,240
If it's a case of having to run an extra cable upstairs to the office

389
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So that the missus can work from home

390
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:34,160
Then I'll do that so I'm not going to be charged for him just testing the equipment and the line

391
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,480
And that's what the guys said on the phone as well is oh yeah you won't be charged

392
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:45,920
Comes out and just tests and it's not on our side of the fees it's your house then you'd get charged

393
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:50,720
If we were putting extra lines in the house as I've sound don't want any of that

394
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,400
Just wanted to check make sure everything's all right so when he's come out the engineer

395
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,120
So when he's come out the engineer apparently the hub was faulty

396
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,360
So he changed the upgrades into a new one

397
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,200
I don't know I was on a hub three and now I've got a hub four whatever it is I don't know

398
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,480
Still got the exact same problems it still doesn't bounce around properly but because of that

399
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:18,640
I ran a hardwired cable from the roads at open to the office

400
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,360
So at least when she's working from home no issues

401
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,920
So two days ago I get the email saying your next bill is ready checked it

402
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:31,360
They've tried charging with the 25 pound call out for it and it says it on there 25 pound

403
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:36,560
So I've done it off angle and I was on hold for ages

404
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,080
Like there's no need for it

405
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:45,520
Look you shouldn't in this day of an age when there's that many different call centers around

406
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:50,000
You shouldn't be on hold for that long but it's because the downscaling everywhere

407
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,440
So when you're thinking when you're clicking all the links to say you want to go to

408
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,520
Yeah I'll go into if you was trying to sign up you'd get pushed up that queue

409
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,880
Yeah do you get what I'm saying with the whatever options you're clicking

410
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:08,000
You're still going to the same person yeah it's not individual departments no more

411
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:14,400
So when I've because I've clicked on the one about bills and then they sent me a text

412
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,640
I've clicked on another one to do with bills they sent me a text with a link

413
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,360
So I've ended up having to go to a different department so I could just speak about bill

414
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,080
And he didn't have to transfer me both years ago the wood oh yeah you're at the wrong one

415
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,640
I'll send you to such and such and you'd be on hold and then someone else would answer

416
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:40,160
No this same chap fucking gone through me and uh he's escalated here and

417
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:46,560
Because obviously I've told you nothing was done it was faulty equipment that's still faulty and

418
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:52,560
You're trying to charge me when nothing's been resolved so he's escalated it and I've needs to check

419
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,560
But apparently the 25 pound fee is going to be deducted from the bill

420
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,560
Because I'm out there sitting there and arguing with people

421
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:05,520
These customer services and that because it's wrong they shouldn't be taking a piss

422
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:10,560
But I might end up doing it with Virgin because we've got mobile contracts

423
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,680
I don't have it set up as direct debit because if and when they're trying to add extra

424
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:20,960
Charges on I'll ring up and dispute it because that's what caught me out years ago

425
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:28,160
I don't know say my bill should have been 25 pound it was like 100 because I can't even remember what it was

426
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,960
But I know I got money back from it but I was all I'm not having them take money out

427
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:38,240
And I don't know what it's for so yeah I'm always a bit switched on when it comes to the bills and everything

428
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:43,680
Because money's tight for everyone you got to be on the ball really

429
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:53,120
So going back to my one obviously it said dollars would be bought so I said yeah and I was a bit

430
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:58,000
Thinking about switching from our two because my bill was like must have ran out of some kind of contract

431
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,480
Limb so it's going to go up like an extra 10 pound and I was like it's the same I don't understand that

432
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:09,200
You're paying for the same service but they're running on a contract so after 18 months the price doubles for whatever reason

433
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:14,160
Just for you to go back and renew it for 18 months it's the same service

434
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:21,360
Just have it like I wish that these things are kind of rolling contract

435
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:27,520
Especially with the internet because then just the money scam it goes up every April as well

436
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:34,000
Yeah well that was what I left BT originally because the last contract I had with them

437
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:40,560
They raised the probably about six times in the 18 months and I was just so pissed off because I would just add

438
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:50,000
Internet and BT sports at that time and it went from like I think say 38 pound up to 56 a month

439
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:56,320
And no I'm not paying that so yeah I left them then I went to Burden and then now we're burgeoning

440
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:02,960
Yeah it's just annoying that this shouldn't all be this awkward and complicated

441
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:07,040
So Lauren we feel your pain with that one you do know exactly what you're saying

442
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:15,360
And now on to the next one we've got internet on there I'm on the wrong thing

443
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,880
So all the prep out all the prep you know what it's like

444
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:26,080
So we've got Carl's question and he says

445
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:39,200
Road works all over but not doing anything that's actually needed like filling in potholes

446
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:46,000
Yes not this when I drive to work now there's so much work being done but

447
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,160
Along that journey there's so many potholes that haven't been done

448
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,660
Yeah

449
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:51,780
Why?

450
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:59,040
It's scary how much I mean we've said it before you see all the road works going on

451
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:05,600
But nothing's actually being done and you literally you can't even walk on a pavement to be fair

452
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:11,360
We've had a lot the curb being broken slabs cracked all over the place

453
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:17,680
I mean they're doing bits by me again I think they're actually finally extending the fibre

454
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:26,560
up towards mine because Komex I don't know another fibre company started to like dig up and

455
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:32,240
like refilling the holes and it cracks me up it looks like spaghetti junction the way all the

456
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:38,480
different lines of tarmac old fresh new and the mess that they're leaving but as I've gone to

457
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:45,280
walk the dog the other day there's like three vans and then two of the longer wagons but one of them's

458
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:50,720
got all the tarmac on and I've crossed the road and I've walked in between her but where the

459
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:55,760
drop curve is you know the push chair access and stuff I'm going to walk around on the pavement

460
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:01,200
and they're just there with a hole and they're just standing next to it and they've looked at

461
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,840
me as if to say what you're doing I was like lads if you pull a barrier up there no one's going to

462
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:11,280
walk around like this are they and they all just looked at me as if to say what you want about so

463
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:16,400
I've had to walk back into the road around all of them because there was that many vans and wagons

464
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:21,760
I couldn't see what part of the pavements was shut and where I was there's only the one side

465
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:28,320
with pavement the other side it's got lanes of car parking so I've had to walk in the road and

466
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,960
literally they're all just staring at me as if to say I'm in the wrong I shouldn't be trying to

467
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:38,800
walk around them it's just no need the thing that cracks me up the most about road works is

468
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:43,760
when I have the temporary lights you know what's going on and they've just gone in like two yards

469
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:50,240
into the road and about five yards up the road so and then the rest is on the pavement side but

470
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:56,720
because they've come a yard into the road they have to put temporary lights I'd rather put barriers

471
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,920
around it and put like a little sign give way to where it was first so one goes and if that car was

472
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:08,320
there before you go and just because the the red light like when they put traffic lights on this

473
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:13,920
just for useless stuff just useless for no reason just for no reason just because they're a yard

474
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,440
into the road and then put some cones around it because a lot of the time that's when they're

475
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:23,040
just like cutting the bushes back or something because well they need to be turning around

476
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,880
yeah we'll do it on a weekend in the middle of the day yeah look he can come in here earlier

477
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:34,960
the uh look the one side of the road that's all combed off and that and there's your man on the

478
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:42,160
mini digger and he's in the lane where I am only probably like you know three foot but not enough

479
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:47,520
for me to just drive past and he's he's swinging his fucking arm around not the the mini digger

480
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:54,160
arm not his actual arm he wasn't doing an impression of an elephant uh well I'm lucky

481
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,520
and I've looked at one of the other lads that's there with these fucking hollabies and a hard

482
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:03,680
eye but not doing anything I was like give the look as if to say what's going on are you stuck

483
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:09,120
in the fucking traffic or something no and so I've ended up half going off onto the pavement

484
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:15,920
drove around him and this car was blocked uh proper bombing down towards me and then they're

485
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,680
looking I could see in the mirror looking at me as if to say what you're doing and then as I've

486
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,280
gone off onto the pavement obviously like they've done the same then the real ones I wasn't being a

487
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:31,680
dig so uh yeah it's just it's just stupid the fair enough that he's during the middle of the day

488
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:38,400
but he should be more aware that he's in the lane they've closed up one lane not both don't be in

489
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:43,280
the lane that's still open fucking bellends hopefully it's clear by the time I get back

490
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:49,360
or was I'm I'll just actually start and say are you fucking taking a piss not that I will do

491
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:53,680
because you know it's Friday by the time I do get back I'll just be wanting to take the dog out for

492
00:27:53,680 --> 00:28:00,880
a walk and get straight on the beers wait uh now we've got a question no sorry it isn't a question

493
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:07,760
but we've got a message from roly so last week we was on a very independent study and then we

494
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:13,680
raised the question how does it work because it was on a first day and oh yeah yeah and we didn't

495
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:18,160
want to google it did we yeah we could have just googled it we could have done but uh we've got the

496
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:25,840
response uh roly says oh guys I'm in the states and in general we've got the Friday off as well

497
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:32,400
as the 4th of July ah that's all right then yeah uh this is where I got a little bit confused when

498
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:40,400
it's on a Tuesday or Thursday we get the day before or after off weekends is before or after too right

499
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:47,280
so I think so if it's on a Tuesday get the Monday off yeah now I did google it because as I was

500
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:55,760
reading it and I got a little bit confused um so typically the page that I had open

501
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:04,400
wait so you end up googling anyway right yeah it was just because I couldn't quite grasp why it was said um

502
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:16,720
so uh where is he employees get sorry well many employees are expected to report to work the days

503
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:22,080
before and after the other day some companies are getting into the paytrop no it wasn't that one I

504
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:30,000
had a good explanation uh I can't believe all I did was close the browser and then it disappeared

505
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,720
but it was essentially if it was on a weekend so it was on a Saturday you got the Friday off as well

506
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:40,320
yeah it was on a Sunday you got the Monday off and then if it's on a Tuesday you got the Monday off

507
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:49,600
uh if it was a uh a Wednesday no sorry if it was a Tuesday Wednesday or Thursday you got that day

508
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:55,760
off yeah and then you still got no Thursdays was Tuesday or Wednesday you got that day off and you

509
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,320
still had to go to work the day before and after as normal but Thursday they got the Friday off

510
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:08,240
it was so confusing I wish I'd my phone didn't mess around because it did explain it right yeah

511
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:14,560
yeah um so weekends they still get a weekend as normal uh if it was a Tuesday or Wednesday

512
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:19,680
they only get the one day off but if it fell on a Monday Thursday or Friday they got the extra day

513
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:25,680
off so they'd end up having two days to celebrate right because they don't have many bank holidays

514
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:34,240
do they as far as I'm as far as I'm aware because they have so it's independence day then they have

515
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:41,840
no is it memorial or die I don't know if it's bank holiday but there is memorial day um and then

516
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,400
thanksgiving and then I think it's just Christmas Eve and Christmas day I think New Year's day

517
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:53,520
oh look why there we just oh six Labour Day I don't know

518
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,200
probably is more than what we actually know because yeah over here we are a little bit

519
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:09,760
ignorant to what goes on in other countries to be fair yeah yeah no it's just all I'm just trying

520
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:16,960
to look now but it's I don't know would you get Labour Day off I don't know Veterans Day would you

521
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:22,960
get that off I suppose it probably just depends on what state you're in and that as well whereas

522
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:31,360
with the UK it runs across the whole of the UK yeah any of these bank holidays well yeah because

523
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:36,560
I don't get they don't really get much annual leave as well do they you know if you paid leave

524
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:45,280
yeah I think it's one week or two weeks as well as an equal yeah I don't know did did Obama ruin

525
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:51,680
it or something I think it's always been like that in terms of like your vacation days that's a lot

526
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:56,960
of them seem to work while they're on holiday as well in the movies anyway yeah well you can't go

527
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:02,400
off the movies because they never say boy on the phone like that's yeah they just hang up I'm like

528
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,480
that don't happen they've got to go see you mate yeah and they'll always answer the phone and be on

529
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:14,320
the phone while driving as well as drink driving yeah which that cracks me up because I know we've

530
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:19,840
said it before but you know they'll be out on a date or at a bar have a few drinks and then they'll

531
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:26,400
back into the car then the frat parties they're all bloody lagging cakes and all that and then

532
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:32,240
yeah in the little fucking pickup truck driving up no it's fucking stupid they can't handle the

533
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:41,440
drink anywhere drinkers not of course well I'll admit right so yeah thanks for yeah thank you for

534
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:46,640
that for that clarification I've probably made it a bit more confusing for some people

535
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:53,440
but we do have a question off of Laura and I thought this is definitely one that we'll have

536
00:32:53,440 --> 00:33:01,600
the answer for okay after what number of dates do you think is acceptable to have sex to do the

537
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:10,800
old hanky-panky right now there's two people in long-term committed relationships you know I'm

538
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:17,120
committed relationships you know I'm married you're practically married you know it's just a marriage

539
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:22,240
the ring basically that you've got um back in a day

540
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:31,120
I've seen for me if you was to sleep with someone on the first day it would have made you want to

541
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:37,360
have a second day because you've already got you've achieved the goal yeah yeah yeah thanks for

542
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:43,040
saying that yeah yeah no but yeah like that's that's how I would see it because it's just then

543
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:50,720
you have the second day you're expecting the same results yeah um see most of mine you know back in

544
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:56,720
the day of being a top sugar that's how it just went literally was one day one bam thanks yeah but

545
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:02,480
then you wouldn't have another day you don't need I mean depending on how much fun I had really yeah

546
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:10,320
um but that was back when I was uh just roaming around having a lot of fun in that um

547
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:18,320
I think it was on the second one with my missus and obviously ended up marrying her yeah I think it

548
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:24,960
just depends on the person and your circumstances where you are in life you know I think it's that

549
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:31,840
and I think it's how often you see him you know if it's you've seen him this time then you have a

550
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,720
second date two weeks later as well you could do you get what I'm saying yeah that's kind of what

551
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:41,440
I was going to say look because if you're having like a basically a full day of dates where you

552
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,920
have coffee in the morning then you just go out for a walk or something and then you just go

553
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,560
food and drinks and out on an all-time but you're classing that as one whole day because it's in the

554
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:59,120
same day or individual or separate dates because it's several different activities um and yeah

555
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:07,120
yeah it is always individual because if there's a connection there yeah you know then yeah but

556
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:14,400
I mean sometimes people are just having the hookup just for that sake just get out the system yeah

557
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:21,360
but if the so let's just how many dates if you had to put a number on it would you say it on it

558
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:27,040
like reasonable so you've seen someone say you met someone you single hyperbolic

559
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:33,360
bit elitia's gone yeah yeah she's gone my yeah top strikers back out yeah right

560
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,560
he said that voice morning she left him

561
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:46,800
james he's in the moment there a little he was in the moment there trying to imagine he's in

562
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:53,680
that headspace yeah it's a friday not jaydee's single yeah you make me all brutan you meet

563
00:35:53,680 --> 00:36:01,760
someone this weekend yeah you know how many things this weekend should have to be a football fan

564
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:12,720
but yeah on a on a well I mean things have changed now don't any more yeah because it's years ago

565
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:18,880
that would have been the way well that's how i think most of it really just out and about meeting

566
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,920
while out drinking but I don't know if that would be the same way to meet someone now

567
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:31,360
or you connect with someone regardless yes I suppose I'd be swiping on tinders or whatever

568
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:36,240
and um hide for the premium no no I'm too tall for that

569
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:44,960
uh and yeah see again I suppose it just depends on because if if you've already been speaking

570
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:50,400
in that a bit before because you're already getting a bit of an emotional connection are you

571
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:56,320
sort of anticipating or expecting it a little bit more yeah and I suppose how much

572
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:03,680
how often you still keep in contact in between dates he like full on every day so he feels on

573
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:10,080
phone calls and that so because I think let's just be reasonable let's just say three weeks time zone

574
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:18,720
is that too is that too far I mean again like they've got to be for me to still be invested

575
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:24,400
after three weeks they've got to be keeping me mentally entertained because well yeah but

576
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:29,600
it's not a hookup though it's not because obviously if it's a hookup you're not you're not going to so

577
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:36,720
obviously yeah basically what I'm trying to say is after one day if they're not getting me in the

578
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:42,320
heads like not giving me heads I mean I'm not going to say no but if I'm not mentally invested

579
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:48,640
after the first day I'm not going and I'm not waiting just for that achievement yeah end game

580
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:55,120
I will swiftly move on but like in general what would look at times on yeah if I've got that

581
00:37:55,120 --> 00:38:00,880
connection then yeah I'd have to wait for a couple of weeks and that so um in terms of dates I think

582
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:08,080
it's hard to say but in terms of a time zone what we're saying about three weeks yeah if you if you

583
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:14,240
seen each other like once a week then yeah three weeks is sort of like all right but if if it's

584
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:19,760
two three times per week then yeah no more than two weeks but there's nothing wrong if it's sooner

585
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:26,400
or even like that just just feel the vibe anything yeah as long as it's safe and a few cocktails yeah

586
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:32,720
yeah um so basically what we're getting at if you want to be a slag just be a slag just yeah have fun

587
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:46,080
with it well yeah um I want just a slag that was a total slag yeah so uh yeah hopefully it'll out um

588
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:52,720
I'll take it Laura on the uh the old dating scene at the moment and maybe she's getting uh

589
00:38:52,720 --> 00:39:00,320
uh pressured into it don't don't get pressured lord don't if any lads are uh saying or you know

590
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,880
come on let's get straight if you're not happy you're not comfortable don't do it you know we're

591
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:12,480
we're all about consent in this podcast um in this community you know no means no definitely

592
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:23,200
so but no it is uh upon that time because every other message is about football and we had the

593
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:30,560
fight we never doubted it South Korea's the one he's still telling you what he can make you

594
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:40,560
yeah um so let's I'll just start going down in all that I think you need to apologize to South

595
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:45,920
Korea actually no no no let's see what the corresponders are saying

596
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:56,240
uh so our first one from Noah uh as if the fa are planning on giving Southgate another contract

597
00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:10,240
to stay on England or to twice so I have seen this myself um I expected it I said it at the

598
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:15,200
start of euros to be fair if he gets out of group stage then they're gonna want to offer him another

599
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:20,480
contract well yeah for me we don't lose you should go I think you should go out on the high if he

600
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,600
does win or just if he loses I've had my time even just being in the final again that's on a

601
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:31,200
foreign in a foreign country as well which is the first European finals he's done he's done so much

602
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:38,240
stuff like records you know either way it's gonna it's gonna look good for him yeah um because if he

603
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:44,720
was to stay on and then with the world cup next it all does come crashing down because he can't

604
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:52,800
I can't see him doing another tournament and manage to fluke through again I think did he fluke or is

605
00:40:52,800 --> 00:41:00,640
it just genius pet tactics the lay substitutions the like not the only relation to the reactive

606
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:06,960
reactions not proactive you know he's super subs you know I think we're all wrong I think he's

607
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:12,480
I think he's super soft so easy I think he's should be on the pitch to start off with maybe

608
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:17,200
just banter the whole country and was like I want to play shit and for 45 minutes against Holland

609
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:23,600
we're gonna play really good half time early substitution revert back to playing shit now

610
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:28,080
he'd be tall up here maybe he's just giving us what we what we need just to

611
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:34,800
his little thing though I've thought about this yeah at the beginning I was like you shouldn't

612
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:41,840
have took the manual out minor but he's been really good like obviously I was calling for

613
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,080
Jordan Henderson and I still think Jordan Henderson should have went besides um

614
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:52,080
Christopher Ali stuff that I don't I can't remember his name at the top of my head one sec sorry

615
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,720
anyway I thought he should have went instead of um

616
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:03,440
Adam Wharton sorry yeah just because this lad is literally just going he's he's just gone to uh

617
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:08,000
playing the ball yeah he's just gone to where the bib in it yeah you know to wear the bib on the bench

618
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:17,440
um yeah so you know but he took the chance on him you know genius genius decision you know

619
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:24,560
now I feel like if he wasn't a man you know he'd play though he wouldn't be getting his game time

620
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:33,120
even though he's played as well as he has um like he just says Wharton if he was playing

621
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:38,640
for the reformer united or chelsea or someone he'd be getting the game time no I don't know I don't

622
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:44,960
know I think he tried that guy you know he tried trend didn't want tactics you know visionary

623
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:51,920
and now he's like no but my no he's not afraid to you know to make those changes you put

624
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:59,440
you know it's just tactical art there yeah that works gone to three four three I mean genius I

625
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:04,960
mean who would have thought who would have thought that we needed two tens and bold enough to win

626
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:12,480
you know it only took four games but you know we didn't see did we until you know so yeah I'll go

627
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:21,680
on to the least message what did I just witness surely we're going to win this night well so for

628
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:29,680
me Jay and I know I'd like to give you every game I've not fancied England I've been like I don't

629
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:38,800
fancy us Switzerland uh was it Slovakia before yeah uh even obviously Holland I was the Netherlands I

630
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:44,960
was like I don't fancy yourself for me I still don't fancy us just because if I start thinking

631
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:54,480
we can do it it's gonna break that routine and we'll finally lose yeah no waking up on Wednesday

632
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,760
morning because leading up to it I was still in that same mindset we're not going to do well

633
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:06,240
we're just going to beat us um you know they've got goal scorers they know how to attack uh even

634
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:13,520
though Booman's not uh not the best of managers and he still hasn't played as attacking us over

635
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,840
teams uh you know there has been a good couple of goals from them but I woke up and I just had that

636
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:25,920
same feeling that I did the morning of the FA Cup final yeah and there wasn't a couple of things

637
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,640
that went right like we did on that day but I just had that feeling that we was going to win yeah and

638
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:39,440
obviously we did um I'm still not feeling it on Sunday though I feel that France would have been

639
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:44,320
the easier of the two teams going off of how to play it again the other day yeah that would have

640
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,480
been a boring as fuck game that would have been France and France I do find it strange how England

641
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:54,800
have to concede or lose be losing a game for them to turn it on for 10 minutes get back in the game

642
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,600
and then you know but that's just a genius of Southgate you know you give them it's just like

643
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:05,680
a rope and stuff and it like you know yeah you've got me with the jab but you know I was lining up

644
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:11,040
the next punch yeah well Lorca says last week because of how much I've seen it with United

645
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:15,840
over the last couple of years especially that going down and then turning the burners on and

646
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,760
fucking getting a goal back and potentially winning it afterwards I just knew where it was going

647
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:29,200
obviously the second half it was all Netherlands and as soon as the shots were made that was it

648
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:36,080
getting out by every game Palmer Watkins brilliantly in cup play on the interview afterwards

649
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:41,760
he called he says that he says that Palmer during the day we're going to come on that you're going

650
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:47,120
to set me up on the score so that's that's the confidence you got about really he's had a great

651
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:57,200
season Watkins has anyway so he's got the belief in his own abilities yeah I feel for him and Tony

652
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:04,720
though because they're seeing how games play he's still not match me because he was injured before

653
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:10,160
the end of the season there's so definitely something that rollover yeah and the fact that

654
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:15,040
he's still trying to I think he was it right back at one point the other day it was just

655
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:23,120
well I don't see why he can't just stay off yeah play on the back line hold the high yeah it's

656
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,680
the one thing I will say though you can't have kind on the bench because I don't think he's

657
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:34,400
he's as impactful as an Ali Watkins he's not going to run the line yeah so that's why I think you've

658
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,240
got to start him and because he's a better finish role there's no doubt it but obviously he's

659
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:44,480
he's not you can see he's not 100% or whatever he's not this he's done well it's not Safgaard's

660
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:50,800
tactics that's that's so yeah yeah it never tells him to come deep Safgaard would tell him to hold

661
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:57,040
that line you know yeah also um so England's chances for the final what are you saying then

662
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:03,360
you don't fancy I don't well like we've just said I've not fancied any game apart from the morning

663
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:08,320
of the Netherlands game not fancied any of them so far it'd be great though if he did any remember

664
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:16,800
when one up against Italy yeah I do remember that unfortunately um but yeah it was a great feeling

665
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:25,840
um and it will be a great feeling if we do manage to beat Spain um yeah I just can't see I can see

666
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:32,720
but I just don't think we will again looking at the France and Spain game the other day

667
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:38,800
uh it's almost as if Spain are toying through this tournament because they started off

668
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:46,160
organs blazing and then against France it was a little bit backluster uh yeah I think because

669
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:50,400
there was no pressure on them and now now that they're doing well is a bit of pressure on them

670
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:55,280
now but it always goes like that once you're at the group stage anyway because once it's

671
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:04,000
this game or back home you've got to play a bit more safe um Safgaard's kind of just stuck to the

672
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:14,960
same tactics throughout uh let's just play safe genius yeah um well yeah obviously it's a lot

673
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:21,680
a lot of red you're gonna be in it to win it we're in it I mean it's one of them times you just wish

674
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,160
you had a little crystal ball and you could see into the future then you can put a cheeky bet on

675
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:32,160
it it's money yeah yeah yeah just trying that's if anything if anyone could go back in time that

676
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:37,200
would literally or that want to do to go back to get money anything that's all to make themselves

677
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:44,880
yeah that's the the working class of us where because we're not rich and we know that money

678
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:49,120
will make everything better for us yeah that's what we'd end up doing or ask for more wishes if

679
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:55,600
you've got a genie but get one wish wish for more wishes well that's against the rules in the genie

680
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:03,600
folklore but you can wish for more genies wow there you go then loophole 101 um

681
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:12,240
um james was tried on it he was on it from uh after the game on sunday uh threw on penalties

682
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:19,840
still not coming home uh i'm definitely a fan of ash jd just chatch uh show it all the time

683
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,920
can't wait to see the tears when you know it again next season i think he loves you really

684
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:32,160
like i'm definitely does yeah you love him you told me after podcast yeah yeah you know you can't

685
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:37,120
might get some correspondence off him yeah he's the uh the first name that i look out for when

686
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:44,400
i'm checking those emails um it's only because there's not many of them but uh no he seems all

687
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:49,760
right for a walk um you know one of these days we'll uh we'll have a little meet and greet and

688
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,240
james will be front of the queue um you know we'll have presents for us and at no

689
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:58,000
days yeah lots of chocolates or something i think i'll get a chocolate bar i think yeah

690
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:06,160
yeah which chocolate bar you're gonna ask for that yorkie toblero no no toblero but two you know

691
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:13,200
triangle so i'm thinking of like uh two triangle bigger like not the small ones yeah one of the big

692
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:18,080
giant you might get a small chocolate bar from him they'll more teasers back i do like more

693
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:23,280
teasers though i don't know like some premium look i say premium when i got fox's biscuits the

694
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:31,920
chocolate ones yeah yeah i did get some um more chocolate uh digestives even though i know i've

695
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:37,120
had them before i've not opened this packet yeah not a lot of them earlier but that's a small one

696
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:41,440
that's the one yeah i've got a star biscuits mic so it's do you can you tank a whole packet once

697
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:46,160
really easily that's why i've got open these yeah i'll probably save them for sunday morning yeah

698
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:52,400
you've got to do it in the morning yeah yeah uh that was the first of james's uh emails so you

699
00:50:52,400 --> 00:51:00,320
know it might come in straight on it i mean you know two england games two emails good luck straight

700
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:07,440
on the ball um and all he put excuse the point that wasn't intended uh football banter um and

701
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:14,400
he literally just says on his second one was how lucky can england get lucky or genius i mean we've

702
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:21,200
never done i mean actually sticking to the uh we didn't dial him no i just think would you

703
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:27,120
rather play how england played i got to the final all done or played really well and got knocked

704
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,040
out so like if we wouldn't it's going to be worthwhile now yeah but this is what a lot of

705
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:36,400
the pundits are coming out with now a lot of them are changing the tunes the logs will be over and

706
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:43,360
and saying no one's going to remember how poorly england played leading to the final especially if

707
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:50,960
we win um i beg to differ though i do think that a lot of people will still remember that and have

708
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:58,720
the moe but it's the uh i'm gonna slightly disagree i know we're gonna say i'm gonna say

709
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:03,440
it's because i think this whole euro has been a bit disappointing so i don't think it'd be

710
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:09,040
the whole england with this point i think the whole euro has been disappointing and i feel what's made

711
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:14,320
it this point is you can qualify through finishing third yeah the way that the change things around

712
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,360
on that sense so strange as soon as you've got a look as soon as you've got three points on the

713
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:24,240
board like a win you're just playing for a draw then because you know a draw is pretty much going

714
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:28,960
to guarantee you to go through to knock out ryan i feel that's really like and that's what saved

715
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:37,680
katie tita the long game mate it's playing off give him a five-year contract like you know

716
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:42,400
no they wouldn't be able to give a five-year though would they because then that'd be

717
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:47,120
after a year after the next euros yeah what's he going to play for the nation's leader

718
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:55,520
yeah doing it you've done it now it was i do feel though we are getting a bit of a look

719
00:52:55,520 --> 00:53:01,120
would you feel you need the other head kick i said i was lucky you know yeah individual moments so

720
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:06,640
any so yeah bellingham's over it was a bit the penalty was an about penalty was a bit if it and

721
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:13,520
then obviously 90 minute we're working so you know it's i do feel it's now and ever to win

722
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:21,520
something i would like to us win something yeah we need it because we haven't had it in our

723
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:28,400
lifetime and we might not ever get it in our lifetime after this because can it still i'll see

724
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:33,600
over the last six years while savgates been in charge we've had an abundance of talents we've

725
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:39,440
had it over the years anyway you're a 96 and the logs of skulls in bethwin all that in the teams

726
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:46,960
over the years but collectively it's a a good squad and is it still going to be able to

727
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:54,640
uh get additions to it over the next two four six years well i think so i mean this

728
00:53:55,600 --> 00:54:03,680
kyle palmers pretty young foden's pretty young yeah i remember sakas young so they're still there

729
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,880
i mean this and there's still stuff to be worked on yeah i'll just remember hearing these conversations

730
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:16,080
when you know there was prime rio young runey and that in the team i think we so i think with that

731
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:22,800
sorry i think the the levin was outstanding that had nothing like if you take runey and i went out

732
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,560
of that you had peter kraj coming up no offense but you get what i'm saying he scored some bangos

733
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:31,840
though he did score some bangos man and he was a good dancer he was a really good dancer you know

734
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:39,920
and he could pull the ladies well he's a footballer mate like you know top shagger yeah

735
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:51,920
yeah i'd like to think with how um how good all the training i think is and the youth

736
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:57,600
development we will still get good players coming through the ranks i mean we are seeing it with the

737
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:03,600
under 21s to under 16s and that where they're doing well in these tournaments because i think

738
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:10,160
the under 21s won the euros last year was it or the oh my other night's a good one i don't know

739
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:16,000
i'm sure but i know what you're saying the youth teams seems to always do pretty well in tournaments

740
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:23,120
yeah and there is still the good young talent coming through anyway uh i just feel that with a

741
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:30,320
different manager coming in they'll be able to take it into the next um

742
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:38,560
next phase of new players coming in and just stop using favorites it's not all about

743
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:43,040
you know once you've found someone that you can rely on bringing them in and just sticking with

744
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:48,080
them you know if maguire wasn't injured he would have still been in i was gonna say if maguire was

745
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:53,360
injured he would have started ahead of going guy who's probably been the best defender of the tournament

746
00:55:53,360 --> 00:56:00,400
uh yeah he's been solid to be solid um next to pebbles as well he's he's been all roles um

747
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:07,680
but you expect john stones to be uh solid in defense as well to be fair uh but as a partnership

748
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:15,280
they've done all roles i think the defense has in general been um not really our best quality but

749
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:22,400
what we expected to to hold the fort down we haven't had that many scares i feel like coel

750
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:30,240
walker's you're a good guy coel walker's just got his pacer he's he's not attacking enough

751
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:36,560
well he's gonna be that'd be really good actually him against uh williams yeah against nico um

752
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:44,480
so that should be good yeah uh marata's out as well isn't it or has that been confirmed

753
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:51,200
after he got uh tackled for the cameraman or whatever he was uh is it when they're trying to

754
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:55,920
chase when the photographer trying to chase someone that runs the pitch do you see the video

755
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:01,360
not seeing all of it i just saw where he's always always i thought it was a security guard that's

756
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,920
like with him like trying to chase one of these people trying to run to the pitch well it looked

757
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:12,080
like he had a camera in his hands unless it was like uh just his own personal camera to take

758
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:20,480
pictures of the crowd or something i don't know i'm not a weirdo um but yeah i think

759
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:28,400
i'm just hoping it's gonna be a good game it's not gonna be a good game it's gonna be the same old

760
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:34,800
genius tactical like on the spot you'll understand in 10 years where everyone's playing it it's gonna

761
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:41,280
be tight it is literally because spain 1b is fluent because they know like they're going to

762
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:48,960
go and go look too tacky they can get countered you know yeah i feel like it's going to be nervous

763
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:54,720
it's going to be a lot of sideways passes backwards passes and then as soon as you get one

764
00:57:54,720 --> 00:58:01,520
nil either side that is it shut up shop bang that's not what we want to see we want to see

765
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:08,640
well if you want to look near england you want to you probably do want that one nil we've seen it

766
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:14,880
enough over the last couple of years though even two nil is a safe scoreline yeah yeah but

767
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:23,040
you know you just have to man it out don't you if england go one and up there's no why that i'm

768
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:28,480
still playing with two number tens he would drop one of well it would drop jude burningham straight

769
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:34,640
back down yeah harry can sit down as well yeah and just literally so i know what you're saying mate

770
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:41,840
so how do you think this game is going to play out then just not honestly not just sorry i do think

771
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:47,200
it's going to be cagey i think it's going to be like horrible watch a nervous watch obviously from

772
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:52,880
even if you weren't even connected with england it'd be a horrible game to watch just because

773
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:58,080
it i think a lot of sideways passes i don't think anyone's going to break the lines too early

774
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:06,080
um and i think it's going to be i don't want it to be a one nil game so i'm going to go for two one

775
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:12,720
game but i'm undecided of where it's going to go because i think if spain score england

776
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:18,560
england show up then so it's going to be a hard one it's going to be interesting actually

777
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,840
but i think it's going to be more of the same for me well yeah well

778
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:30,960
what i've got in mind is that spain are going to score first and then so around like the 12th

779
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:37,280
minute or so spain are going to score just before half time england to pull one back

780
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:47,200
then it will be extra time spain will score second half extra time england will score two

781
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,920
so i think it's going to be free to england win after extra time

782
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:57,440
that'd be good you can't get a disfiancing though because the two board men stay high and wide

783
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:03,200
morela drops in so you can get them at them through the channels obviously you get isolated

784
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:10,320
the right back and the left back but it'd be interesting you never know i mean you know the

785
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:16,400
genius of southgate it might just turn up and like go out or go to the other side of the board

786
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:23,120
guy or or attack i think he might be just been bantering with everyone yeah um

787
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:32,640
yeah i'm sure everyone else is uh feeling what you're feeling um but no uh on that

788
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,880
we'll just remind everyone that all the links are in the descriptions as always the hotline

789
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:46,640
the email addressed a lot and we will just leave it on this phone or note it was a ticked up at the cent

790
01:00:46,640 --> 01:01:12,880
and we should uh play it out

791
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:22,880
so

792
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:33,440
grab your headphones ready to groove ash and jd will make your mood improve

793
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:47,520
so

794
01:01:47,520 --> 01:02:08,800
um

