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So we'll start off with Jessie's one
She says
People not using their indicators
So this is common theme, BMW drivers
Just the stupid ones that you all love
With the vapes in one hand
Yeah
You know, how can you indicate when you've got a vape in the one hand anyway?
Right, that's the, yeah
And the vape's more important
Yeah, yeah, you know, you've gotta just blow smoke signals
Instead of using your indicators
There's those ones, like you can forgive with some songs
You know, like you've just missed your, like
You know, where you're on the island
You missed what you're bearing so to speak
Oh shit, I've gotta come off
You just quickly go off
It's those ones that just come into your line with our indicating
And just like, what the fuck
Yeah, well, obviously a lot anyway, look
When I'm walking the dog
I actually, a couple of weeks ago
As of, I think
Yeah, it must have been a weekend
So I'm walking the dog anyway
And because I've got the school that got down the road from me
Obviously there's the school gates, the entrance
And then, so I've started to cross the road
And this dickhead has decided to try and turn
And then he stops and he waves at me, like say
Yeah, you carry on
And his window was down
And I pulled my headphone back
I said, mate, if you was using your indicator
I would have known you was turning
And then I would have, like, stopped and give you the role to the way
Because that's what you're meant to do
Indicate and he's like, give me a bit of a look as it's said, book off
I went, no, use your indicators
And we wouldn't have this issue, would we?
You know, when I was on my test
And I only got two miners by the way
First time past everyone
Little break
Yeah, so basically what I'm trying to get at anyway
So I forgot to indicate parallel park
And the driver said it's fine
Because there's no cars around you
So I don't know if that still stands as it is
And if it works, if there's pedestrians there
Well, yeah, if you're taking a turn
Or you're about to park up or anything
And there's people around
You do that
You've got to do it
Not just come and go, actually
But you've got to do it
So as I was about to cross the road
And I'd started to cross the road
I always stop because I'm at the dog stop, wait
And then, you know, I have a look around
Because I know what people are logged with not indicating
So I've stopped, seen his car
And there's speed bumps as well
Obviously there's a school
So he's slowing down because of the speed bumps anyway
But if he was indicating
I would have been like, yeah, so
He's about to come into this road
But he didn't
Or was he vaping?
No, this was
He's got no excuses then
No, no, it was a middle-aged Asian man
I don't even know what the car was
It looked like a Toyota Sayat or something
You know, no, not a Toyota Sayat
Because that isn't a fucking car, is it?
Like a Celica?
Yeah, something like that
I remember it was green
But yeah, I just
I could point him out
If I saw him in the street
Because I looked at his face
I thought I'd happily punch him in that face
And he did, well, he did say nothing after
No, and actually he was in the wrong
Because he looked at me as if to say, look
Oh, fuck off
And then he didn't say anything
Because, oh, no
If you use your indicators
Then I wouldn't be having to go here right now
And I carried on walking
Hey, again, I'm going to go off on a tangent
So when I left here the other week
As I've gone up the road
And I thought I'm heading towards a lot closer than that
So I've seen this solocris in front of me
And you know my thoughts on solocris anyway
Fucking, so he's in the road
He's got all the gear
Thinking he's fucking the man
But he's not
And he's hit the roundabout
But he's stopped
And as he's turning along the corner
I thought he's got his phone in his hands
I'm sure he has
And so as he's got to the roundabout
He's stopped and he's in the road
And he's texting
It was a warm day as well
Right, in the middle of the road?
Yeah, so he's to the left of the lane
But he's on the road
He's actively on his bike
On the road
Fair enough if he's got onto the grass or something
Then yeah, saying drop a text message
Or whatever he was doing
But he's in the road
So I've got the window down
And I've shouted
Get off your phone
And he even didn't hear me
Which chose not to listen to me
So I've beeped
And you know when you hold it for a couple of seconds
And he's looked
And I went get the fuck off your phone
And you know that you're in the wrong
Because if I was doing that
I'd be getting fucking in trouble
So you get the fuck off your phone
And he just shook his head
I went get off your fucking phone
I wanted to say something
I just wanted to get out
And fucking kick his bike or something
But he did it
He just shook his head
And put his head back in his phone
I mean it's just stupidity
Is it just being on a roundabout on the road
On your phone
Just pull over and he just go on the grass road
Just get out the wire
Get off the road
And then it's fine
It's not an issue
But obviously if we're driving
We text in or call in or something
Which we have got a link to this in a minute
I'll probably be able to say this
Yeah, we'd get in trouble
Right, because I was going to say
What is it?
Go on, not on one side
Just in case actually
Go on
Yeah, so lack of indicators
We're getting to know it
Yeah
So we'll move on to Lawrence
If it's what I think it is
So these people still on the phone
Whilst driving
How have you not got hands free in your car?
So I've seen, yeah, a geezer
In a 23 plate
Like a BMW
I don't know
It was like an M Sport though
I don't know
It was a 3 series or 2 series
Anyway
All the gear
You know, the Panamanian roof
Yeah
Everything
Digital cockpit
On the phone
Like loudspeaker
Like loud speaking as well
Like just like what the fuck
I just don't get it
And the way that it's still loads of holding next to the ears
And like if you got to hold it to your face
Don't hold it on the windowsill
Yeah
So don't hold it in your right hand
Hold it in your left
So you've got a bit less of like obviousness
I just don't get it
There's Bluetooth in your car
And there's no one else in the car
So no one else can hear you
Just literally pull over
Bluetooth connect
Done
And it's not that expensive to get a phone holder
So if your vehicle is old
Well, fair enough
Mine's an older vehicle
But it did have the capability for Bluetooth
I just never had the passcode for it
So that's why I have my headphones on
Plus it's better
It blocks out all the background noise
Because obviously bands are just loud, aren't they?
So yeah, it's not hard to have
Well, it's not expensive to have a phone holder
So if you're still going to use your phone
Because your car's that old
Yeah
Just answer it and put it on loudspeaker
And leave it in the phone holder
Don't hold it in your hand
It's fucking stupid
It is stupid
And it does wind me up
Especially with the newer cars
Because obviously you can do everything for your car
You can call someone through voice command
Answer a call through voice command
Apple Play
Fucking Google things and all that
You don't have to move a hand
You just have to move a finger
Answer the call
Or just go yes, whatever
It always cracks me up when I see people like that do that
Because like why does it make sense?
Why?
I know
Because even though, let's say, the band doesn't have you
Headphones on
And then, now I don't know how
But somehow I've got the settings just wrong
So while I'm driving I can say, okay Google, call Ash
Yeah
But, oh that's typical
It's actually done it now
Normally it won't do it
So luckily it's not actually trying to call you
But yeah, it will call
It will do what you want
If you want it to send a text message or whatever
Again, you can do it with the Apple phones
Saying hey Siri instead
And it will do it
It's just
There's no excuses nowadays
There's just not
And then people deserve to get phones
But again, when people have got the Bluetooth in the cars
I'll never get why so many people have to have the body so loud
God, if all your windows are up
I shouldn't be able to hear you
Well, hear your voice
Or your conversation on your end
Or I can't hear that person talking
But I can hear the person around the phone too
So loud
And most of the time I've still got my headphones on as well
And I hear it over the noise cancelling
I'm not, what is going on?
Why are you so deaf in your car
That you have to have it that loud
Just turn the volume down
It just cracks me up
The Bluetooth situation is probably one of the worst
Like this is probably what this is for
This obviously, hey what's wrong with you
Because that is why I'm not nice
Look, it just cracks me up every time I sit
And it's always like young lads like in newer cars are doing it
Yeah, just asking for it
But then with the loud in-car speaking volume
And that's the older generation
And I say older generation
It's probably only a couple of years older than us really
Because it's not going to video AP
It's because a lot of them aren't going to be using the phones
And Bluetooth by the drop of you
They're just too busy trying not to crash into everyone
We just don't even do that enough do they?
So yeah, Lauren we feel you on that one
Really do
Just switching over to the WhatsApp now
Where is it? I'm sure
Those ones do crack me up though
The ones on the Bluetooth
It's just something that I'm thinking about
It just won't in your face though
Yeah, well I've just said it
There's no need for it
They literally use it
And as I say they deserve to get a phone
So we've got Joe and Joe says
And Joe says
No, I've gone back to the wrong K
What's wrong with you?
But Joe did WhatsApp in sorry
I don't know what's been worse this week
The football or politics
How did Labour win?
Literally everyone voted for reform
So this isn't a hey what's wrong with you
There is more I'm just looking at the wrong messages
To be fair yeah
The football has been atrocious still
We're not going to talk too much about it
I am looking forward to today's game
So as we're recording at the moment
We've got the Spain-Germany game
And at five o'clock
And then France-Portugal at eight o'clock
I'm looking forward to them games to be honest
Yeah, should be good games
Yeah, I feel that the winner of the Spain-Germany game
Is going to be the favourite to win the tournament then
Yeah, I mean I fancy anyone from that sort to be honest
To win it
Yeah, I mean yeah
It's the wrong side of the draw really
That's why it's more on England's favour
To get further on because all the best teams
Or the better teams have been put against each other
They're going to knock each other out
So yeah, I think I'm looking forward to getting back
Having a couple of beers, watching a football
That'll be nice
I think to answer Joe's question
That the politics has definitely been worse this week for me
I mean
Anyone in the UK you can't get away from it this week
Well, for the last few weeks really
But they've really ramped it up this week
Because it was a general election yesterday
On the 4th of July for our American listeners
That was your independence day
Freedom
Yeah, when Rishi called it the other week
He tried to steal a bit of their glory really
Didn't he?
Mastery on it
Yeah, a bit inconsiderate
I think it might have to be a Thursday
It's a bit random really
I like that
It's a question
So independence day obviously July 4th
Is on a Thursday
Does that mean they have to go back to work on Friday?
Or would they get a double order?
Would they celebrate it on the Friday?
Or would it be celebrated on the Saturday?
No, no, because it's bank holiday
It's one of the only few bank holidays they have, mate
Yeah, I imagine it would
There's no actually
Instead of the Thursday after
Would they have the Thursday on Friday
Or would they celebrate on the Friday?
I think they'd have the Thursday after
So it'd be a bit shit going back into work one day then
But it's debatable any day of the week really
I mean, fair enough it's a Monday
You have a three-day weekend then
Yeah
With it's Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday
I suppose just tough luck, ain't it?
Yeah, I don't know
But yeah, if any of the American listeners
Do want to fill us in on that information
We are actually interested
It's something that we don't really often think about
To be fair
Save me googling, yeah
Yeah, I suppose we could
You know, we don't have enough time to prep for that
The politics dialogue sort of this week
I just, I mean it's my worst nightmare later coming in
It's just everything that I don't want to happen is happening
Yeah, it's the same
It's two swords at the same coin really
You know, I feel like with labour
I mean, this is a conspiracy, yeah
Labour, laboratory, it's the same letters
Okay
What they're doing in laboratories
Experiments
Yeah
So I feel like there's going to be KS Dahmer experimenting
With all these bullshit ideas
It's going to be a matter of four years now
Five though, ain't it?
It's four, I thought it was four
No, it's five years for us
So unless anything happens
The next general election will be 2029
See, I do find it quite annoying
You know, five years is too long
And then I feel like with what the Tories have done over the last 14 years
We've sacked in prime ministers and added new ones
Because that's extended the terms that they've stayed in for
So it's just dragged down and on
But the pair of them, I didn't think either of them would have done a good job
I mean, hopefully we'll be wrong
Yeah
And Keir can actually do something
I was going to say there's nothing going to look back over the last 10 years
And go, the Conservatives done well there
Because they have fucked it all up
Yeah, yeah
It's just more his ideas and what he wants obviously with immigration
Other stuff, but
Well, I've seen the videos
There's been so many things that he said that he was going to bring in as a policy
And then a matter of weeks later
He gets asked the same questions
What are you going to do about X1Z?
And it's just the complete opposite again
Yeah, so yeah, he's done the right things in his mind
Where he's said the things to try and please people
But then as it's got to the phone of weeks
He's tried to quickly swap them back around
I'm not looking forward to it
I'm not, no
Obviously, Labour, Bank of Birmingham
Yeah
And Nonningham
So
But Coventry as well
Yeah, so essentially a lot of the Midlands
Yeah, all their councils have bankrupt
But there's loads of factors into that
I mean, one of the main causing factors was the immigration
About the immigrants coming over and then staying in the hotels
Because the local councils have paid the hotel fees
You know, I mean, we've gone over it before
They'll do that for the illegal immigrants
But they'll keep homeless people living on the streets
I just don't get the hard come to give them a free boik as well
It wasn't just a free boik though
I know, but it's just that's the one thing that always
Like, you get a free boik, free dental care, free health care
I think the free phone as well
Yeah, it was free phone
You got the phone there
Yeah
And it was £200 a week
Yeah
And £200 a week and you don't pay no accommodation
Yeah, and there was free food and everything as well
But some of them, they were taking them out for day trips
They'd go play cricket and all sorts of stuff and that
Obviously for free
It's been ridiculous
I do find it strange how it's all men of a certain age coming over
Yeah, because again, I don't know
I think some audit page or something that I see on TikTok and that
And it'll go around trying to record
That child, oh no, no, no, I think
Yeah, not the child he's looking for
Did you see the one where he went in and there's have signs
of anything like, dance which is underage, children 16 is like under
classes underage, all that stuff
Because that was two of them
That was different lads though
Yeah
That was not just two lads with the phone recording and that
And they're broken or something, didn't they?
Or they're selecting while there was no security at the front door at least anyway
Yeah, some of the stuff, it's been mad
And the security, the way that they just get all aggressive
Like you can't record here and this and that
So, well, what you're hiding, well, you can't record
And then there's one lads, he was getting aggressive
He tried like roundhouse kicking your man in the head and that
And then he's saying, I'll call the police on you
He's all, call the police because I've got you on camera
You're the one that's being aggressive and attacking me
So, yeah, I don't know what the outcome of that was
But yeah, some of them, it's just ridiculous
I know we did cover it before but I would like Donald Trump
To be in charge of Lawduka, just that no fear that just
I'm gonna, what I say is what I wanna do, my meaning
Yeah, well, that's why a lot of people were voting for reform
Because knowledge of garage, being the face
Some of the interviews from him, there was one where he says
He was asked the question, what is he gonna do for the black community
He's standing around and says nothing
I won't do anything for the black community
It's not about your colour, whether you're black or white
Whether you're black, white, straight or gay or anything else
It's about you as an individual and your character
So I don't care about anything you claim to be
As long as you want to import into this country, into Great Britain
Then I will value you as a person
He did say something which I really liked when he was saying stuff like
It's too easy now for people not to work
We've made it too easy for him
Yeah, and that is true
I know that is 100% true
And what he said when...
I can't remember what channel he was on
I think someone asked him, if I gave you £70, do you do a cameo appearance
You know, and basically he basically...
I can't remember the gist of the conversation
What the question, sorry
But he basically said that house prices are so high
And so hard to get into
Because all these immigrants coming in and taking your spot
So you have to go private, you know
You can't rent anywhere off the government anymore
And that's what's driving everything cool
It is worrying times for me, I mean I'm not a big fan of Labour
But we'll see
Because they want to tax you on everything
They want to tax you on your savings
Tax you on a second job
Just don't want to take everything from you
Yeah, it's going to be a hard five years definitely
And the last five have been difficult mate
About more than five
Fuck, yeah
It literally has
I'd say closer to 10 years to be fair
But it's got worse since Covid
I feel like the whole country has definitely struggled since Covid
Trying to get back on top of things
I mean I have the main suit
You could either why you was 43, Shunix
Brexit as well to be fair, sorry
Yeah, it's just been a whole bunch of stupid decisions
That's just rolled into the shit show that we're in at the moment
You know, obviously I've spoke to a
Obviously, I won't say I've spoken to
One of them was just a random person
Who I was speaking to while ordering a coffee
And the other person, whatever
But these people have both said to me about that
They're thinking of moving abroad now
Which is quite strange
Because I've had those feelings lately
Like just moving away
Yeah
Getting away from it all
Just because I don't know what I'm seeing, what I'm hearing
Yeah, it's, I mean I've got offered or had the opportunities
When I was younger to go to Australia and stuff
Well, through work really
You could probably still go there though
Because they're obviously crying out
You know what I want, mate, fucking
I think it could be on enough for this
The winter period there, obviously, are somewhere
Is there a winter?
And then you'd be sweet, mate
It's just the spiders issue
Yeah, fuck that
I've got it in my log
The fucking massive, yeah
Staten Island householders, man
And yeah, that'll trouble
But again, Canada was on the cards years ago as well
Or never really fancied it properly
Or enough to take the lead, really
But yeah, definitely over the last couple of years
You do start to think more so
It might be worth it
Especially when you're seeing the logs of the government
Are offering about 70 grand to move over to other countries and stuff
I've seen it live
I think it's
As long as you purchase a house
I think for like 10 pounds, 10 euro
With the promise of doing it all
After these run down
They'll give you 22 grand put towards it
It's like this picturesque little village
Like, yeah, I'll do that
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I think
Especially something like that
Because obviously I'd easily be able to do it myself
And yeah
If I knew that I'd be able to generate work
And obviously stay employable
Then yeah, I think it's definitely more appetizing
To do something like that these days now
I mean, I think Japan
They're offering citizenship to men
To go over essentially
And impregnate the women
But is that real?
I've seen a fair few videos
And I know because their birth rate is dropping
Because a lot of their people as well are moving abroad
Yeah, plus they used to be really strict as well, didn't they?
Was it Japan or China?
China was like two, I'm sure at one point
Depending on your income
Yeah, and then I don't know
One of them only wanted boys as well, didn't they?
Which was strange on our
But yeah, it's
Strange times
It's hard to watch
In general really, yeah, all around
I don't know which podcast I was listening to
No, it was Theo Barnum and Ed Sheeran
And also Theo was saying about how it's manic over in America at the moment as well
With obviously their election stuff going on
Which see, at least with theirs
It's been going on for months
It feels like the whole four years that Biden's been in power
Well, in charge, not really in power
It's like it's as if it's never stopped
The campaign goes on for ages, doesn't it?
Yeah, we've only had it for six weeks properly
Because I've seen a lot of videos where people have been moaning
Saying that the votes have been ripped
Because how we do it, you go to a church or whatever or a school
You show your OED
And then you go to, you give them a little piece of paper
And then there's a pencil there
You have to put the X in the box
Put it in a little box and then you walk away
So people are saying it shouldn't be in pencil
They're rubbing it out and the change in the results and that
But I think they're just not able to count it all properly
I think that's the main problem
Because years, I mean 20, 30 years ago
There was just the two parties
It was just the Labour and Conservatories
Well, that's how it is in America
And then you get the two, you've got Democrat and Republican
Because there's no of a...
Yeah, I think it's the two parties
There's multiple candidates for each party though, isn't there?
Yeah, so like senators and everything that get pushed up
But yeah, with us now, I think there was six to vote from yesterday
Yes, depending on the area
Because not every area had a vote reform
Yeah, which that's been the main reason
Where reform didn't get into power or as many seats as it would have logged
Purely because there's not been enough representatives around the whole of the UK
And not many people voted
So in the last elections, Labour had 12 million votes and still had been gulleting
This year they had 9 million and one boy landslide
So less people are voting basically
Yeah, which is a shame to be honest because...
I think that's just the sign of the times where everyone's just like fuck it, either way
It's been before
Yeah
Just sick of getting lied to, I think that's it is
You have these people, you've got no faith in them
They're going to lie to you, they're going to tax you
You know, fuel prices here
How much is ASBI too?
The fuel's gone up again today
So yesterday, which I was kicking myself, I knew I was going to fill up
But I don't know how to fill up at the end of the day when I'm finished
Friday in the morning
I prefer to do it in the morning, yeah
And so yeah, as I filled up today
Yesterday it was 146 a litre
And then as I filled up today, 147
Literally, it's already gone down by about 8p over the last six weeks
And now straight away, the votes are gone and they've banged it back up another p
And I know what some people would think, yeah, it's only a penny
But over 40 litres, which is just my vehicle's intake
And how many cars use that?
Yeah, it's just ridiculous
So yeah, that's annoying already
And I'm dreading to think what it's going to go back up to
Obviously during the peak of COVID
It was like £2 a lease at average
Because I started going to Costco
Now COVID went down
Er, no, sorry, yeah, it was the Russian-Ukrainian War
That's when it went on
But we've had that many things go on the last few years
It's hard to keep track of
I remember the COVID one because it was the only time where it went underneath and again
Yeah, but that didn't last long though
No, no
Erm, because was it at the beginning of COVID where there was
I know they did it with the war as well
But they thought the fuel reserves were going to run low
So there was the queues around the blocks and all that again
There's always, yeah, I can't remember what that was
I mean, there's always a reason for everyone's panic
Cracks me off that
But yeah, with the price hoax, I started going to Costco
Because it was literally 16p cheap at everywhere else
And I feel like I'm going to have to start doing it again
There's also Costco down the road from Mars
I've always got a queue to go in there now because of the petrol station
Well, I used to do it first wing on a Sunday morning
Because of full tank and then the 20 litre jerry can
That would last me to five days
Also, while you're there, you can get in there and bang yourself about 150
No, so I would get there because the petrol station would open at seven on a Sunday
Oh, okay
But the actual Costco store, I think it was eight or nine o'clock
Right, right
I've been in there twice and unless I'm bought washing powder
There was nothing really for me to make
Just food, yeah
I was literally only saving money
Because I paid 22p for the membership and I'd worked it out
I'd made that back after like six weeks or something
To pay much fuel I was saving on
So yeah, I think I'm gonna have to start doing it again
Go back to that Sunday morning routine
Yeah, it's a shame but
I mean, we've rattled on for so long
Good job, thank you for your question
That was Noah's
Noah's, oh
No, sorry, it was Joe
I've got Noah up ready for the next one
Right
See, all the prep, all the prep
So Noah has asked
Did you see the videos of what seems to be Lucy
Oh, this is to do with Jason
Oh, yeah, yeah
Lucy screaming on the beach and shouting
He wasn't meant to be stabbed
Yeah, obviously because we talked about it
Come up all on my TikTok all the way
Yeah, I have seen that video
Because of the
Seen that
There's a few other things I've seen
I like the part that's probably when Mark Williams
Thomas, have you seen it?
Is that the one that you sent me the other day?
I don't know
There's that many news kind of people there
So like this case, it was criminal investigations
And he's Mark Williams Thomas
Mark Williams Thomas basically
Yeah, he used to have this
He used to be
What did he used to be on the police?
I can't remember
But he's got his own TV show he did do
And he looks into unsolved crime
And so he's over there like trying to figure it all out
Oh, right
So I know you're on a boat
He doesn't know
I stand on the boat
He doesn't know
I was with Gavin Stacey then
Oh, yeah
So I like watching his videos
Because he does like a daily update on them
So yeah, what's her name now?
That woman that everyone hates
Kate, yeah, Kate Hopkins
She, I don't know if she was
But every now and again, she'll pop up on my feed
And she was saying, oh, yeah, he's going over
And he's going to solve it or whatever
A lot of this slagging him off Facebook
But yeah, I know I sort of
You know, I'll send you that as well
I don't know, mate
I've seen quite a lot
So I don't know if I've got a sense of what I've watched
But it's, since we spoke about it, you know what?
It's just been all over my TikTok
I can't wait for the Netflix documentary on this
Because it's got something is in
Someone is making a documentary of this right now
It's got Channel 5 all over it already
Yeah
Besides like Rich Alert
Or probably in like three years a Netflix documentary
Yeah, I reckon like Channel 5 will get one out
Like by the end of the month or something
And then, yeah, Netflix won
Definitely, yeah
Blur
Did you see the apparently leaked text message chat with Lucy as well?
So this was between not Lucy and Jay
It was like some other person
Yeah, yeah
Where she was like, yeah, it's all fake
The first interview, it was scripted
I was forced to say this and that
Yeah, I did see that
He's still alive
I do find it, sorry Jay, I do find it interesting
That they've put the girlfriend up to 50 grand now
And they're using that money to pay for their food
And accommodation and everything while they're out there
And then when they're there, people ask them questions
And they just walk past them
Like, you know, these people
You've got to talk to these people to get you
You know, keep the story going
Yeah
Just walk past them
I saw the dad kicking off, the dad
He's, Jay's dad kicking off
Saying, do you think it's a joke?
He's my son, I'm here
Because as a father, I'm meant to be protecting him
And I can't follow him
He's missing and blah, blah
And that was the first real emotion
That I've seen that of anyone
Because obviously Lucy's face hasn't been on any of the interviews
The story I've seen this week is
He stole a Rolex, a 12 grand Rolex
Was that his Instagram reel?
Yeah, so he'd done a Snapchat or something
I don't know what kids use
He'd done a Snapchat or Instagram, one of them
And obviously that's one of the theories now
It's because of Soler
And then one of the two men that he went back to the apartment with
He's a convicted drug dealer from Birmingham
And what was it?
So apparently, so he didn't do any drugs
Yeah, didn't
Arrive
Oh no, didn't do any drugs
He wasn't dealing or anything
They went back, had a couple of drinks
And then Jay left there safely and alive
And then yeah, he's adamant he knows not drinking
I think the tenant police had basically said
They're not giving up searching for him
But the damn thing is on the island
Yeah, because that was literally the day after our last record
When that bombshell dropped on the news
That they're not going to continue searching the island
Because they believe he's not there anymore
The investigation is still open
But they're not going to search the island
Because they don't believe he's on the island
Yeah, so essentially they're just washing the hands of the situation
Which to me makes me believe
They already know he's either alive and off the island
Or he's dead and fish food
I think they're pretty sure that he's dead
But they can't say, I've seen nothing to go with
We think he's dead
Well again, because until, unless they find the body
Then that's just all speculation still isn't it
It is interesting though how you know
In this day and age someone can disappear
Well yeah, we went over it last week didn't we
I think that's the most interesting thing of it
It's not who it is
It's what's happened
It's yeah, just seemed to just vanished
Well at least in 20 years when everyone's got Elon Musk's cyberlink inside the brain
That little microchip that he's pushing out sooner rather than later
That won't be able to happen then
Because everyone will be connected to the grid
There'll be none of the dodgy dealings going on
Any weirdy dealings
I wonder if that belongs to Yu-Gi-Oh!
You remember in Yu-Gi-Oh! when
And I always thought it was weird in Yu-Gi-Oh!
Do you remember when they
So like the battle with cards
And obviously just a hallowed bram of the card
But when his card is
I wonder what you call him, what's the card again
I don't know like Digimon or Pokemon
Yeah but the words of the card monsters
Yeah so when the hologram of the card used to fight
He used to take battle points
He used to hurl him like
Arrrgh!
Like how?
What?
Yeah that was
I'm gonna sound so fucking nerdy now
Because that was the first major tournament that he went to
The battle stadium that were in
He was essentially like electrified
So it was as their battle card got damaged
That's what it really
They were taking their life points
Yeah
Arrrgh!
I would like watching these two people on TikTok
By the way, to rub with the thing
That's why I started laughing when you mentioned Yu-Gi-Oh!
Because he gets proper into it, daddy
I don't know what that
The one lad I see all the time
And then he's got a couple of it
There's a new K lad
He's got the K from everything
Yeah the silver K
And it's the full battle card
Not the dead one
That's on the arm
Yeah
I'll work you out
I tricked you
You fell into my trap
You got me
He loves you, bless you
Like you know that
And I love how everyone's just like
Guy, guy, guy in the chat
But there's thousands of people that watch it
Yeah
Oh fair play
You know I mean apart from the enjoyment
They must be making a little bit of money out of it
Yeah of course yeah
I mean while it's just on my head
Speaking of TikTok
So you did call it
Old Bevo was all the black money
It was only because I'd seen Andrew
Andrew angry Ginge reacting to like a podcast or something he'd done
And Bevo was slagging off Ginge
Saying that he's blocked him from all these opportunities
And yeah angry Ginge was just laughing
He's like he's a fucking pathetic idiot basically
Which we all know he is
But yeah absolute bullshit
And that's all the time he's going to get on our podcast
Because we're on about real talk
Real
Reality
Situations
Politics
Real world
Yeah
Not fucking fake eating and fucking fake turkey teeth
Not that there's anything wrong with turkey teeth
They know the rules, Jack
No one knows the rules, that's the problem
You love the rules though
So we're gonna go back onto the old correspondence again
Nova was the last message was any thanks for that Noah
Again I know we went off on the usual tangent
Now we've got a message from Lee and he says
People dropping lisa right next to the bins
Just take two extra steps
Now again I know what he's saying
I'll see it all in the park by me
And especially the warmer weather
The lighter nights and that
People have food delivered to the park
And then there's a bin right by the bench
And they'll just leave all the rubbish on the bench
And it's just absolute fucking laziness
It cracks me up mate
There's just nothing that I hate more
Than just rubbish next to, you know
Just left on the floor when there's been a couple yards or
Yeah and at the floor
Don't run it's not everywhere
But when you can walk on most streets
And it's like every 200 yards there's a bin or something
And you just can't hold that empty packet
Just for another 50 steps and put it in
It is annoying
But one step more that cracks me up
So you know the designated dog waste bins
A lot of them are just up on a pole
So they're not really on the ground
Yeah they're raised on the ground
And I see all the time
Dog shit on the floor
And it's just like
It's just like a
All the time dog shit on the floor
Next to that bin
Someone's having a laugh there now
The dog has gone next to the bin
To make it easier for the owner
Who still won't pick up the shit
And like there's me
Essentially crawling the bushes
To get the fucking shit out
Because there's people around and I don't want to look like that dog
And it's like
The other person is just like
There's a chap by me
He's got
The world's most aggressive
Golden retriever
Always off the lead as well
These dogs are meant to be friendlier
Fucking Air Buds
We've all seen in the film
One, two, up to seven
Whatever number it is I'd name
Air Buds break me there actually
The original one was alright
But they shouldn't have left it at that really
So yeah, they're meant to be nice dogs
But this one's so aggressive
They're always off the lead
It's usually like half five in the morning
So why he's up as well I don't know
Probably because it's selfish
Why it's quiet
Yeah but no, he's seen me
Like every day this week anyway
And he knows that I'm walking around
At this point, but his head's in his phone
And then it's only because the dog will start growling
That he'll come running over
I'm like, hey, you've got to keep it on the lead
But I know that I can control him on
But if he comes running over I'm going to have to kick it
You know, I don't want to hurt an animal
But obviously it does come over aggressively
You've got to do it haven't you
But he's one that I've seen enough times
That the dog will have a shit
And he'll just
Well yeah, he'll go to
But I'll fucking keep shouting at him
Every time I've seen it, not just him, but he's a prime example
Of seeing it, I'm like, mate, do you need any bags?
Do you need any bags for that?
And he'll look up and look
And he's crafty as well
Because the one time
He was waiting for me to walk and not get out of sight
I just stood there
And I waited for him to pick the shit up
I thought, I ain't having it
Because fair enough, it's in the grass
Or if it's in the bushes and that lot
You can't always get to it
But if it's on the path, pick it up
Fucking annoying
Again, because where it is
Because he doesn't take the dog on a long walk
He walks out of his house, through this little laddy bit
And then he's on the park
Where he just stays to
There's one bottom bench
That I was just on about
Literally one episode
Of the football cage
And he's around that area
So there's three bins there, stop being lazy
So yeah, Lee
We saw you playing, mate
Lazy bastards
It's not just the laziness as well
I don't like walking around
Seeing the litter
And it just makes you feel
You're in a horrible place
There's no need
It's bad enough in the autumn when the leaves are falling down
And your road looks a little bit dirty
Because of the leaves and that
But it's fucking just cluttered with
Crisp packets and McDonald's wrappers
Scraping the front out the windows
It's horrible, there's no need for it
It's just ignorance, man
It's not ignorant
No, we did say it was going to come on to it
At some point
And we've already briefly touched it
And while I'm on Lee's WhatsApp messages
I keep getting it so wrong
I mean
This is the question
I think everyone's
Watched England game
And knew what to do
And it says, this is what we need to do
This is what he should do and he hasn't done it
I have no idea
To be honest
Well, I think Gareth's going for the icing on the cake
Because
From all reports in training this week
He's going for a back five
So
When the nation's screaming
To be more attacking
And less safe
He's going more defensive
So a back five, it's going to be a back seven
Basically
Because he'll still have Rice
And if he keeps Maino in the starting 11
He'll have Dempere
Right in front of the back five as well
So essentially it's just going to be fucking Harry Kane
Who's still going to drop deep
And then Foden
And maybe Bellingham
Because we'd still play it 4-3
3-4-3 don't know
I tell you I've been lying off
So 3-4-3 and then
When they lose possession it goes to
Back five
3-2 kind of
Something like that
But yeah
We don't need more defense
Just let the lads
Be expressive
And it'll be a shame because we saw it happen in the last game
Sack it up, put it to left back
Now if it goes to a back five
I reckon that's what we'll be
Putting him in again
And then it'll be Trent as the right wing back
Walker
The right to the
Back three
There's no need for it, we don't need it
No one's crying out
Four back five while they're against Switzerland
You want to see the other way
Really don't you? You want to see three at the back
And then look
Three
Literally I was on the side just matched their line up
And just be brave I didn't care
And the thing is the highest paid manager
Of the Euro
It's really weird how
You know
Hopefully tomorrow as this podcast
Is going out when we apply Switzerland
Hopefully we do win it
And I'm wiling for it
I'm wiling for something to happen like a spark
Hopefully it happens
Because they'll never get an easier
Morning because if they win
This game obviously
Then the next game they'll have Netherlands
And Turkey which are beatable
Yeah they're both definitely beatable
But you know I'm not looking past Switzerland
Because they're doing really well
But I just because of the way we're playing
I can't see it happening
I couldn't see it happening last week
I was so lucky last week were I mean
Yeah, my poor dog
Because
Because I wasn't expecting much out of the game
Anyway I was still doing
The dinner I was prepping everything
Started cooking and
Literally the oven had just started beeping
And it's on the last minute just before
Bellingham scored
So I've stopped to eat sort of was on a
A bit of a chance anyway
So yeah, stopped the oven
From beeping, gone back in
Obviously Bellingham
It's always going to be a world class goal
Really even though it wasn't
The best of goals but still
You see in the moment
It's just a matter of the goal at the time
And I think it was well in man
And yeah, so I'm shouting
And I was like, yes come on
And yeah, the dog, I scared him
Bless him
Sorry, no go on, sorry Joe
No, no, so obviously I've had to put
He started giving me a fuss and then he's thinking
To play it on then
But then it was the night because I knew
Exactly how it was going to go again
Where we'd get a goal which was
It was still looking, you know, the way that the ball bounced
And then looking reflection
Over towards Kane and
It was on the place
And straight after back defences
Yeah, I was literally going to say the same thing
Like when we needed to
We went all out, got the goal, start back
Yeah, you just can't do that
You know, you saw the Netherlands the other day
They've got the goal and they're going again
Going again and it was just non-stop
Attack from them
Where you just
Don't get so, okay, boy, he has to say that
To the lads, let's see back now lads
I would get it though, would be
More angry if we got knocked out
You know, then
You'd rather play and still be in the competition
Than win and be knocked out
Sorry, let me rephrase that
You get what I'm saying, you'd rather win ugly
Than lose good and still be in a
Tournament. Yeah, I know what you mean
And I did find it interesting that he's won so many
Knock out games
More than like
Some of your previous managers put together
But it's just the manner
Of it, like everyone was saying
60 minutes, I think even the commentators were saying
It's better than my substitution, they just didn't
Put even Tony over a minute to go
I feel
It's, I'll just get
More frustrated because I've been
Seeing this shit, you know, it's been for the last 10
Years as well. Sorry, yeah
I think we suck, guys, because you know he's not
Going to do this, substitutions, that's what
Makes it, and because you know he's not coming
You can see you're going like
Nothing's happening, you can see like
The game needs a change, needs to buy itself
And you just know he's going to not do
Fuck all. Yeah. Barvulig in
Switzerland
Something needs to kick in because if they don't
If they scrow by this game
They will get found out by Netherlands or
Turkey because they like to attack
So, yeah
Well, we'll finish the football chat
With our favourite
Man, with his
Favourite podcast, James
He says
I can't believe I keep watching this shit
Can we just get knocked out, please
Seriously, Shodds. I actually did
Say that, like I can't remember
If I said it out loud or said it to my partner
I was like, I just hope we get knocked out so I can just
Watch it there. Yeah, because that's
Look, as I said earlier
Tonight's games, I'm looking forward to it
Get home, a couple of beers
Watch the football
And hopefully enjoy it
Because it should, on paper, it's two great
Games. I can see
Being poor
It's, like the way they always
Pop up the Super Sundays when you
You've got like Arsenal against Chelsea
And they're like, yeah, it's going to be a classic
And then you get a 0-0 or a crappy 1-0
And yeah, so I can
I can see it being like that
But hopefully it isn't
Yeah, so
James, we're all in the same boat
We're all hating
How it's going on
Well, let's hope for a miracle
I mean, how would it feel if
We won the competition playing this way
Would it take some kawaii from you
That's the question because
As you just said, if we pull it
So I was going to go to a back four
A lot isn't going to change
As the style of play
So if we were to manage to beat Switzerland 1-0
Then beat
Netherlands or
Turkey 1-0 or 2-0
Or 2-1 or whatever
Scrappy again, then go to the final
And just do the same
And win 1-0
Would it take some kawaii from the moment then?
On the actual moment
We'd all be, as a nation
Overjoyed and
Ecstatic about it
But I just know that in 10-20 years time
We'd still say
How did that happen?
It'd be weird seeing the team of the tournament
And not having no England play
If neither of them won it
I say that but that guy
Who's been playing really well
Is suspended for the next game
Would you call that quite strange
Because it used to be after the group games
Any yellow card would get rescinded
But now they just carry on
And I think it's a stupid rule
To be honest
I get it in the Premier League
Well, in league football in general
If you get eight cards before a certain match
If he gets four before Sirland died
Then he goes up to the high-law tent
I understand that in your league
But when you've
Only got potentially nine games
Or something like that
Don't do it
Don't carry them on
You should be able to get a yellow card every game
And not have to worry about getting a match suspension
If it's a red
Then yeah
Get your suspension as you're supposed to
But yeah, it is what it is
Just let the life lie with you
Yeah, especially as a defender sometimes
But that ref last week though to be fair
He was a bit of a gobsher
He just loved getting his fucking yellow out his pocket
He was the one that got punched in in Turkey
I can't sound supposed
I mean
Mark Alonso back
And Howard Webdike
Could do with a punch sometimes
How are they both refing the games as well
Some of the refs are shocking
Did you see the Uruguay
America vs. the IR
situation
I've not seen it
I read a little bit about it
Mark you are
Yeah, I mean obviously that doesn't concern us
I don't know
How they can get it so wrong
It cracks me up
When, was it the Holland game
Where someone was offside by a foot
Like a toe
That's just too close
Stuff like that, you know what
This is why we need
The technology to advance more
That the AI can actually just
Take over, not necessarily AI
But the computer can say yes or no
Instead of
People trying to draw lines that can't even
Draw straight, it's just too much
So yeah, football
We're not a football podcast
Miles, he asked us
Last week, over the anime
Yeah
He says, I absolutely love Bleach
Death Note was elite
I've been watching Death Note
Attack on Titan
Is watchable
So I'm guessing that's not his favourite
Dragon Ball is a part of
Everyone's go to for anime
Pokemon is more cartoon
But I get how JD said
Where is the line
Yeah, it's like obviously
We were trying to determine what you actually
Call it
What would you brand Pokemon in anime as such
Yeah
So yeah, thanks for
Your little input on that
That Death Note, is that on Netflix
Because I've definitely seen that one
I don't know if it's on Netflix, but I did watch
It years ago
Because I think
I don't know if there was talks about a reboot or something
I don't know, but
Basically it was
A notebook, and if someone
Put their
The main character, if he wrote
Someone's name in it, then that person
Would end up dying
In a mysterious way
I'd say it was alright
Because, well I ain't
Gonna spoil it for anyone, because again if you haven't
Watched it, I don't wanna spoil it
Interesting fact here about Death Note
I just googled it to see what it looked like
Yeah, all the prep
So why was Death Note
Almost banned, reasons for the ban
Some countries also banned
Death Note
Due to it's religious and cultural content
I mean
I can't remember any
Religious parts in it
But again I suppose it's
You know, because obviously
Different religions
Where spiritually and demons
And whatever, it could possibly
Be seen as negative
The series featuring a death
God named Voidjur
I don't know if that's
How you would say it
I can't remember, it's been years since I've seen it
Who is seen as a supernatural being with the power to kill people
This led to it's ban in China
As the country has strict rules against
Yeah
I'd say it was
I thought it was alright to be fair
I think there was two seasons as well
If I remember rightly, but
Yeah
There was a series, NFL
It's probably that
But I'm thinking of them
But yeah, if you haven't watched it
Check it out, there's plenty of it
I mean, there really is
A lot of anime that you can get through
Did you go back and watch Grunt together?
No, I haven't done yet
It's been a long week but I am
I am gonna get onto it again
And then
Last but not least
Old Moiky boy has
E-mailed in again
Moiky used to e-mail him with
Prison stories
And I'd say there's a prison story that's come out
Have you seen the video?
Well, I think everyone's seen the video already, haven't they?
How is she so bright with it being filmed?
Well
I'll get onto it
So Moiky says, hi guys, hope you're well
So
Saying that this scandal is nothing
This happens all the time, it's just escalated
Because the video was leaked
So
The thing that we've seen
Is that
The man that was filming it
He was meant to have been giving us some
Deeds as well
But because the
The actual man that was doing the deed
Got a bit too carried away
And took on too much time
He didn't get none
So he ended up sending the video to his mates
And that's why the video got leaked in the end
Is Moiky a bit suspect with that video?
Like
Do you know what I mean?
Do you get what I'm saying?
He's a bit too chill with it from it
Well, yeah, because he's there
He's got his flippin' his hands
And he's just fucking loving it
The balls
To just be able to
Get himself on
The screen time as well
And then he's even covering her mouth
At one point as well
To try and muffle the moaning
The fact that she's married
Got kids and that already as well
She was about to fuck off
Out of the UK as well
Oh, sure
So I think she must have got
An inkling that the video
Had been spread out to the mates or something
So she was in the airport
Or about to go to the airport
As she got arrested
Which that's mad
It got
Done within like three days
She got arrested, caught
And then she's on bail at the moment
Apparently
She was bribed
So either paid or
They've got something kind of
That's why she ended up doing
The sex video
I've not seen why
Why she would have been bribed
Or how much she would have been paid
But apparently
So even though she's married
Apparently they are a swingers couple
I've seen that they're in an open relationship
But still you don't imagine
Going to work
And getting in front of your mates
If anything, it would be the car that you explore
Yeah, it's like
Why
Why do it at work
And let it be filmed
If you're going to do it
Don't do it in your uniform
Being in normal civic clothes
So finish your shift and then sneak around
Or something
In full uniform
The radio's on the bed with the camera
She's still got a utility belt around her waist
I mean the thing for me
She should have said something like
For me, as soon as she saw the phone
Got the phone
And then like
Switch, got the phone
Delete the video
Or something like that
It's the recording of it
Because she could have said we'll do it but no recording
Then
It's not a deal for it
Yeah
But I've seen a few other videos come out
From that after
Where they're having parties
In the cell blocks and rooms and whatever
And then there's the other prison officers
Just there smoking and drinking and that with them
So I'll get what Mark's saying
Where it goes on all the time
But it's just
Ridiculous
The amount of videos that I've seen
After this as well where they're saying
Prisoners and prisoners
How easy the law is
Because you shouldn't be able to
Do a crime
Get locked up and then leave the law of the road
You should be in there suffering
Not fucking partying and leaving it up and all that
I did say a good thing
It was like an inmate from another prison
Has to be transferred to that prison
And the reason for being
They treat prisoners really well
It's a sad thing but it is laughable
But
I mean they're going to have to start clamping down on it now
Surely
They should do
I don't think you can
I mean
In a day and age where
Cameras got so many
Sorry in a day and age where Jars got so many cameras
Someone else must have
Knew what she was going to do
The person that was overlooking the CCTV
Well yeah
You'd imagine so
But if she had been bribed
How many other staff are being bribed as well then
So whoever is
Sitting in their office and
Meant to be watching all the cameras
Are they getting a little fucking backhander
Or a reach around as well
It's a sale of
When she walks into
Room 102
Don't fucking do anything
It did make me laugh when
Walkie talkie was going off
And then he was like shut up
Pussy
Yeah it's been
Well overall it's been quite a week really
Hasn't it
Yeah hopefully we'll have a
Better week next week
Not just football wise
But prisoner wise
And economically
You know we'll soon start finding out
How much of a shit show the country is going to be
Pretty much
From tomorrow really
Well I don't even know when the actual
Rishasunix quit
Yeah but look when the
Full ceremony because he has to go to
The King and that don't he
I'm sure
I'm sure we'd be pretty much
Straight after
Because I did see
A funny clip
Even though it sounded a bit bad
So do you remember the film
East is East
Was it East to East
So again
It was just of Asians
And white people living in
The community
But yeah the clip was
The white woman's kicking
The Indian family out of the house
And saying get the fuck out here you dirty
Bastards and whatever
Yeah this is Keir Starmer kicking
Rishi out of a tent
Downing street
So yeah there's a
Little bit of silver lining for some people I'd say
But yeah
Hopefully
It doesn't turn too bad over the next
Five years but
Soon enough
Nor shall I be in charge anyway
No doubt
But yeah we'll leave it at that
It's not a politic podcast either
As well as a football podcast
But yeah keyboard messages
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