1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talk and podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,360 Step your headphones, get ready to groove 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,720 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:57,360 They've kept us, we's electric, you can't deny 14 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,360 It's when we normally do a record on Frodo 15 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,840 Get over it as early as possible, get it done 16 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,840 Get it edited, get it into your ear holes as quick as possible 17 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,240 But yeah, it was just a long Frodo 18 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,880 It sounds like an old cocktail 19 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,880 A long Frodo 20 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,680 You know that would de-stress you after a hard week as well 21 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,680 Yeah, it'd have to be strong 22 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,560 Strong cocktail 23 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,760 I'm gonna have to make that now 24 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,040 A long Frodo 25 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:35,600 If it isn't mine already, I'm gonna have to figure out what to put in it 26 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,800 I'll finish the... 27 00:01:36,800 --> 00:02:02,880 I'll finish it by the jet and then I'll do a little think about going it 28 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,640 So that's how crap of a day it was, I had no time for anything 29 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,880 I only had three cans of beer as well, little brew dogs 30 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,920 I just didn't have enough time to get fucking rat-assed 31 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,360 Yeah, long Frodo cocktail 32 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,400 I reckon that you can't have tequila when you... 33 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:23,120 It's gotta be like a... 34 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,120 Now it's gotta be something that you want 35 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,360 You know, just as you finish 36 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,160 Because no one really wants tequila, mate 37 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,520 Let's just put that out there 38 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,280 It's gotta be like a bourbon whiskey sort of based one 39 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,040 I'm gonna have to do a little bit of research into this 40 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,560 I can't put it all up there 41 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,320 Because again, all I'm thinking is like a long garden 42 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:51,200 I'll steal something but I can't just copy everything out of that 43 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,200 I'm gonna figure something out for that 44 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,760 That was a good one, mate 45 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,280 It will be a good one 46 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,640 I can almost taste something in my mouth 47 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,720 Because you've got no idea what you want it to taste like 48 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:06,560 Yeah, I'm just gonna have to figure out what's gonna go into it ingredient-wise 49 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,120 When I think about it, I see it being blue for some reason 50 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,440 So your one in... 51 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,040 So yeah, in your head, yours is a colourful 52 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:20,160 So it makes you feel better on the eyes before you've even had a sip there 53 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:20,880 That's it 54 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,880 Oh yeah, I suppose I could go down that route 55 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,560 Yeah, I've got a lot to think about on this one then 56 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,840 Yeah, I'll try and have that done next week for you 57 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:36,320 Because obviously we all know that this is the most professional podcast going out there 58 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,120 for the prep work 59 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,560 Yeah, speaking of prep work 60 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,560 We are gonna get straight into it because James, you know, God bless him 61 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:52,080 Unfortunately, there's no Liverpool for him to enjoy slash get upset over at the moment 62 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:52,720 Are we good... 63 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:56,560 A week, wait, is it too far to say that James is our number one fan? 64 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,320 I'd say it's most likely that he is 65 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,000 He's been reliable every week 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,520 He's been consistent, good lad 67 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:10,480 Yeah, since he's started, I don't think he's missed a beat to be fair 68 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:15,760 Yeah, as much as he claims to dislike me and manu-notted 69 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,840 I think he wants to be my best friend really 70 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,760 I do have an idea of what he looks like 71 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,440 You remember when we went to Liverpool? 72 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:22,080 Yeah 73 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,320 He's definitely wrecking the one-tens 74 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,560 Oh yeah, but that's... 75 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,400 Well, no, because he's not a real scouse though 76 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,040 He's a... I've already made this clear, he's a wolf 77 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,080 I think he's real, mate 78 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,680 I think he's disgusted to come now 79 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,520 He over-scouses his match 80 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,560 He has that haircut, you know where it's like a one on the sides 81 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,280 but like the fringe near from the slings to the side 82 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,880 Do you know how everyone was rocking them ones? 83 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,680 Yeah 84 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,320 What's that name called? Montrex? 85 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,680 Montrex or something like that 86 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,480 It's like, you'd see... it's like... 87 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,720 Obviously, for all the listeners, I'm well into my fashion 88 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,320 to know exactly what actually is on there 89 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:03,040 I'm probably pronouncing you wrong because I've never worn you up for all the piece of it yet 90 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,480 but they have some nice gear 91 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,000 I probably know if I saw the logo 92 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,800 Definitely wrecking that 93 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:12,960 Yeah, no white socks because the scouse don't wear white socks 94 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,560 It depends on what... it looks like he's one of those ones 95 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:20,720 where he's trying to have the match his t-shirt, you know what I mean? 96 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,200 Yeah 97 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,480 And then, yeah, half the time wearing a little ball top as well 98 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,520 Got a ref, mate? 99 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,640 Probably has got a seller on the back 100 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,000 All trends, might be a big trend, man 101 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,720 Oh, have you seen our seller's had a hair transplant? 102 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,960 You seen how he shaved off all his afro? 103 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,760 You're not seeing this? 104 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,240 No, no 105 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,000 Right, yeah, so we shaved off... 106 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,360 Hopefully James has seen this because I'd imagine he'd be crawling around there 107 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:50,400 Yeah, no, mate, to be fair, I think it was like two or three days 108 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,120 Two or three days after the season he posted a picture of his hair 109 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,680 Pretty much all clipped up, but like it was a far-eyed picture, like in the shade 110 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,520 So you couldn't really see what was going on 111 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:00,640 Okay 112 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,240 And then he pulled out another picture over the weekend 113 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,240 I mean, you know his hairline was like the McDonald's arches of the Orkney 114 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:08,880 Yeah, yeah 115 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,760 He's dead straight now, so he's definitely went to Turkey 116 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,680 Fair play to him 117 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,560 Yeah, if you've got all the money, you're gonna do it, aren't you? 118 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:18,000 Yeah, I mean, and I don't want to... 119 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,880 Yeah, he's definitely... 120 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Obviously, because one of the things is for people like me and you 121 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:26,240 If he was ever to go bald, we'd have to wait until we were pretty much completely bald 122 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,600 So you don't have to have another one 123 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:28,960 Do you know what I mean? 124 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,360 Because obviously if you have your corners done, then your back starts going 125 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,560 You have to have the back done 126 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:32,880 Yeah 127 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,240 I get a picture actually, mate 128 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:34,880 But... 129 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,640 Yeah, I'd be interested to see this 130 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,520 Sorry, but... 131 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:44,160 Outside of the forehead hairline, he did have a good hair, didn't he? 132 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:44,640 Yeah, yeah 133 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:44,800 So... 134 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,840 So... 135 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:50,080 Yeah, I mean, that would have been a couple of years worth of growth, to be fair 136 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,400 So that's commitment to the look, that is, if he's got to... 137 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:55,920 Right, so... 138 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,360 Yeah, having to shave it all off 139 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,840 I'm showing JD now the first picture you put out 140 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:03,200 So we put that one out one or two, three days after the seizure 141 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:09,200 For starters, I don't get why he's got to be flexing half his shirt off 142 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,880 Just to flash the abs 143 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:16,240 Because Joe, the only rule, if you have a six pack, you don't wear a t-shirt 144 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,840 It's just... 145 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:22,080 When you have a six pack, if I had a six pack, mate, like that 146 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,120 Never wear a t-shirt 147 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,400 Never ever 148 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,200 See, now again, this is where we differ 149 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,200 Because even if I did have a six pack 150 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:33,120 Or if I was, you know, more trim-locked than I used to be back in the heyday 151 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,360 Then I'd still be wearing t-shirts 152 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,200 And it's because I'd burn 153 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,320 So obviously he's not going to burn 154 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,680 Well, he can still burn, but obviously that picture is... 155 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,120 It's not on his... 156 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,120 He's got his shirt half on 157 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,080 There was no reason to have it half on, no, that's what I... 158 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,120 Yeah, no, but... 159 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:51,760 I don't care 160 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:56,000 I get it because if I had a six pack, mate, as it says 161 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,320 Especially if we have a life today when it's nice 162 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,800 And then I'm showing Joe the other picture now 163 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,640 Can you see his hair lines, your massive trains 164 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,800 This is like one of these newer ones, like on the left there 165 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,440 See, so that... 166 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:10,080 Because with the turkey hair transplants that we know of 167 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,480 It takes quite a while to grow through, doesn't it? 168 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,040 So what... 169 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:13,680 So this would... 170 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,920 So don't forget now, this would be about a month 171 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:20,000 If I zoom in, you can kind of see the shine of it 172 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,760 Yeah, so, yeah, I feel like he's... 173 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,200 So really about six weeks 174 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,800 So you'll see it in probably more drastic, probably the start of the season 175 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,720 Because he's shredded again after two months, doesn't he? 176 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,080 So, but now it looks good, straight hair, live 177 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:36,480 There's probably some more expensive procedure that he's had done 178 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,920 And that's why it's looking... 179 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,040 Because it's a bit of a struggle to see the shading 180 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,520 I mean, you can see it as you've just zoomed in 181 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,640 But it's... 182 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,160 There's this one as well where you can see the corners a little bit 183 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,960 Yeah, but still, it's, you know 184 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,080 If it wasn't for how good phones are and that these days 185 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:57,760 You wouldn't be able to just notice that finally with the naked eye, really 186 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,040 But then if you look at it, that's what it used to look like 187 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,480 Yeah, yeah, so it is a massive deal 188 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah 189 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:09,920 So, one would assume that after the season finished, striker Turkey or whatever 190 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:10,560 Yeah, he's gone straight on it 191 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,640 The main guy, straight on it 192 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,160 Buzz did that, straight on 193 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,880 Was going on six weeks at the end of the season 194 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,280 Probably that six weeks since last game 195 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,640 Mai, wasn't it? 196 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,480 Mai, Mai Ferly, wasn't it? 197 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,600 Was it Mai Ferly? 198 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,240 No, no 199 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,600 Because it was in Mai though 200 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,280 Because the Champions League, because the FA Cup was after that 201 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,640 That's what I'm thinking because the FA Cup 202 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,480 The FA Cup, Man United played in the FA Cup 203 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,920 That was a week after, wasn't it? 204 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,420 Yeah 205 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:37,840 So, yeah, that's it 206 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,680 For Liverpool, it's probably about six weeks now 207 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,720 Yeah, yeah 208 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,400 Yeah, but now he's looking good 209 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,080 No, a fair play 210 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,800 Let's say if you can afford to do it 211 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,040 Then, I mean, as we've said enough times 212 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,400 We'd be heading over to Turkey ourselves and getting it done 213 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:57,200 But yeah, I'm surprised that's nothing that's popped up on more feed 214 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:57,760 Over the top 215 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,400 Yeah, but let's go back to the question 216 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,440 Sorry, we weren't after that 217 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,280 Back to James 218 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,560 So, nothing Liverpool or Man United this week from him 219 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:12,080 It's just, I can tell that he's strewed on this as well 220 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,680 Because this was after England's terrible performance 221 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,080 It was probably one of, if not the worst 222 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,040 Sorry, go on, let's get to the question first, sorry 223 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,480 Yeah, well, it's not a question 224 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,600 It's a statement 225 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,080 This is, how can Safegate even be allowed to manage a team? 226 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:33,680 And then he's put, this man hugs his face when he sneezes 227 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,400 Yeah 228 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,280 Now, before I send this email 229 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,600 Because this was the next day from James, to be fair 230 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,600 Watching the game against Denmark 231 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:47,120 I'm just annoyed and I'm sitting there and I'm thinking 232 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,680 Safegate's meal deal 233 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,720 Now, this is something that we've brought up enough times ourselves 234 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,920 You've got to get the best items, the most expensive ones for your meal deal 235 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:59,840 He's definitely having more of a ham sandwich and a fucking ready-sorted 236 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,960 It's exactly what I thought 237 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,520 Playing ham sandwich, water and ready-sorted crisps 238 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,760 He looks, I've seen all things though 239 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,040 Now, I didn't know this was a thing 240 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,400 But I'm sitting there, obviously 241 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,640 A lot of other people are sitting there doing the same thing 242 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,640 And, I mean, the game itself was atrocious 243 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,200 We can't deny any of that 244 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,640 I think it's the worst game I've watched England play in 245 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,080 For as long as I can remember, the Denmark one 246 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,920 The man at the time of the ball got given away 247 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,720 Yeah, it's literally what everyone has said 248 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:37,600 All the presenters on Talksport and everything 249 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:42,240 It's the worst professional, like, a tournament game that he has managed 250 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,480 Also, did you see that Ryan Rooney said 251 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,560 What I said about taking Jordan Henderson 252 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,280 Did you see that? 253 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:47,840 I didn't do that 254 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,960 He says he would have took Jordan Henderson just for the voice 255 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,400 Which is why it's been missing 256 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,480 Now, all he said, I would have took Jordan Henderson 257 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,400 Just to... 258 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,120 No, I'm not saying I'm a superstar coach 259 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,360 If you think that, that's fine 260 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,480 You know, I can't help that 261 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,560 You need to get on Football Manager for your tactics 262 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,320 Yeah, I would never play 263 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:11,920 I mean, this... 264 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,720 This 4-2-3-1 system 265 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,920 I've always had it 266 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,760 Just go 4-3-3 and just go flat out 267 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:20,240 Yeah 268 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,040 Just keep your... 269 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,680 Do the spine, keep your wingers high and wide 270 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,800 Fucking... 271 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,760 And let's go 272 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,120 If you concede, you concede 273 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,440 But then you're backing yourself to score 274 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,240 Now... 275 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,240 With England, I watched every single game 276 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,920 Up until their first game 277 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,840 And every game I enjoyed 278 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,080 Now, the first game England played 279 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,640 Was it Slovenia the first one or Slovakia was the first? 280 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,680 Slovenia, yeah 281 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,400 Slovenia, yeah 282 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,040 Yeah 283 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,960 The shittiest game of the tournament 284 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,200 And then I watched a few more games 285 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:49,760 Good, good 286 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,520 And then the Denmark-England games 287 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,280 The worst game of the tournament 288 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,800 I'm sick of what... 289 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,000 England it was anyway 290 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,400 For Denmark, it wasn't too bad for them 291 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,600 Yeah, yeah, from Denmark 292 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,040 Yeah, they played OK 293 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:01,600 Don't get me wrong 294 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,120 I'm not saying England played that bad 295 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,960 Denmark made England play that bad 296 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,560 I mean, but take away all the... 297 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,720 How many missed raised passes was in that game? 298 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,600 I can't remember seeing a top level game 299 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,080 With that lower standard of passive 300 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,360 Yeah, the amount of... 301 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,200 Because there's no structure 302 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,560 I don't want to sound like a character 303 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,720 But there's no structure 304 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,600 There's no pattern to the style of play 305 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,880 There's no guidance from Southgate 306 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,560 You know, Bellingham, he said 307 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,600 Just wasn't in the game 308 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,440 I feel like a lot of these players 309 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,600 Have gone to the tournament and thought 310 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,920 Why am I here under this name? 311 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,320 Yeah 312 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:36,720 This is... 313 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,400 With all the people that got around me 314 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,440 We should be doing better 315 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,120 But we've got to listen to this number 316 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,480 I feel like a top manager 317 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,240 Would have made changes at half time 318 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,000 I feel like people like Jose Mourinho 319 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,320 Pepo, Jürgen Klopp 320 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,000 These are the kind of managers 321 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,760 That half time would have changed it 322 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,600 And everyone has their opinion 323 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,800 On what they would have done 324 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,480 But I just feel like a top manager 325 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,920 Would have changed things at half time 326 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,760 It's clearly not working 327 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,360 Let's not give you 10 more minutes 328 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,560 Because it's not going to work 329 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,960 And let's just change it now 330 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:05,920 Because they wouldn't expect... 331 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,800 The last thing Denmark would expect 332 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,600 Is half time 333 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,920 England's made two or three changes 334 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,800 Probably... 335 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,040 I'm not going to go into what I would have done 336 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,360 But obviously everyone would have had similar ideas 337 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,000 All that needed was one substitution 338 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,920 And then change a couple of positions around 339 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,880 That's all that was needed 340 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,080 Now you've mentioned it 341 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:24,720 I was saying 342 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,080 Because literally what I would have done 343 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,120 I would have took Trent off 344 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,240 Right 345 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,560 I would have put Gordon on 346 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,160 Dropped Jude Bellingham 347 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,920 Into the defensive role 348 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,360 Next to... 349 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,040 Next to Royce 350 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,560 Pushed Broden in the middle 351 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,000 As a number 10 352 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,720 Gordon on the left 353 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,160 And I think, literally 354 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,920 I think probably millions of people 355 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:46,800 For the same thing 356 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,880 Because you was just lacking directness 357 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,880 Then you've got Saka on one side 358 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,000 Gordon on the other side 359 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,120 Pace to Hurricane 360 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,880 Every time you come deep 361 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,560 You're getting fucking fined mate 362 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:56,960 Yeah 363 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,240 Just stay the fuck up there 364 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,560 Put Southgate's lousy getting game 365 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,080 On the pitch 366 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:02,640 No one else 367 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,880 Giving no meaning to Portons deep there 368 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,720 I've seen Hurricane play for Brighton 369 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,040 I mean, he just dropped deep but not that deep 370 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,080 Because he doesn't hit so 371 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:12,720 Yeah, and he couldn't say 372 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,840 Because he's got runners off him 373 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,120 And now he's staying high and wide 374 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,200 But yeah 375 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,000 Terrible performance 376 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,760 I have seen some of these Southgate things 377 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,040 Like if Garth Southgate wears high-vista going to the left 378 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:25,280 Yeah 379 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,680 Garth Southgate stops a red line 380 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,800 Grand Theft Auto 381 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,440 Yeah, well I've got a good view 382 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,120 That I've saved myself 383 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,880 So if Southgate had a spoon 384 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,640 He would use his hands to eat 385 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,480 If Southgate was the Flash 386 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,120 He would walk 387 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,280 Southgate puts his phone on low power mode at 99% 388 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,600 Garth Southgate is the type of guy to give milk to a cow 389 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,360 Yeah, red light of GTA 390 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,080 I've got that one 391 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:10,080 So if Garth Southgate is the type of guy to listen to his favourite song at the low volume 392 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,000 Garth Southgate wears swimming goggles to chop onions 393 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,840 It's just you get what they're trying to say 394 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:23,200 Like he's too defensive minded 395 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,240 Yeah, just too negative 396 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,040 He's too negative 397 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,680 Yeah, I've still got a couple more 398 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,840 Southgate would take the minus offer on the chase 399 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,960 He'd fuck him up wouldn't he? 400 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,520 He'd fuck you up 100% 401 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,600 And it would be a big bonus offer as well 402 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,720 Or 20 grand or something 403 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,320 Yeah, like there's 30 grand 404 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,200 He's gone four 405 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,240 They're up to 30 grand 406 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,120 Minus 20 407 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,640 Yeah, dude, that's two grand each 408 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,880 Yeah, and he'd have to laugh at it 409 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,920 Because there's four on the chase 410 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,120 And I said no, they're all mine 411 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,400 Right, he'd get kicked out anyway 412 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,080 Wears a helmet on his peloton 413 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,160 That was probably the best one 414 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,880 He wears shim pads playing FIFA 415 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,400 And this is probably my favourite one 416 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,880 Makes a shandy with alcohol free beer 417 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,360 So yeah, there's just been a lot of bouts after bouts 418 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,680 To be fair, people just terrorising him 419 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,200 For the last game now 420 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,320 I mean, I've never even, Pundits are coming out like Garry and Nico 421 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,080 And I questioned him that 422 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,720 For the next game he has to do 423 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,840 If he comes up with that formation again 424 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,360 You know, it's just game over 425 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,720 Because even if we get through the next game 426 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,520 We're going to knock that 427 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:41,680 It's just, I mean, something could have changed 428 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,320 It's obviously, it's not working 429 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,840 It hasn't worked 430 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,680 I'm not saying it's Trenton McDonald's fault 431 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,000 Because I feel like it's not just him 432 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,120 And I did see that Garry Neville was saying that 433 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,600 For Arsenal Declan Rice has been pushed further forward 434 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,240 To the midfield free left position 435 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,720 Not the holding midfielder role 436 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,400 That's left to Jadrinho 437 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,680 I always think he was a bit further forward 438 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,720 But then to the guard of safe 439 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,000 That's come up and saying 440 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,720 Because we're missing Calvin Phillips 441 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,080 I mean, right, Calvin Phillips is Calvin Phillips 442 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,080 He's not Tony Cruz, you get what I'm saying? 443 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:16,400 Yeah 444 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,600 He's replaceable 445 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,120 Like, he's a good player 446 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,360 Like, I'd love him to have him at Birmingham 447 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,640 I know they're a shinko club now 448 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,000 But any decent team would, you know 449 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,680 He's a decent player but he's not 450 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,800 He's not a player that after England draw with Denmark 451 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,960 You go, we're missing Calvin Phillips 452 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,240 Yeah, he just shows how 453 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,600 As we say, he's a good player but he's not top class 454 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,000 No, no 455 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,960 Because Man City volume barely played him 456 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,040 He goes to West Ham, barely plays 457 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,760 And again, not saying that West Ham are above Calvin Phillips 458 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:56,560 But, you know, he just shows just from West Ham alone 459 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,000 That he's replaceable 460 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,360 Because West Ham played fine without him in the midfield 461 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,280 Fair enough, he had a few injuries 462 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,560 So he couldn't play every game 463 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:09,840 But it's just a stupid excuse to come out with 464 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,120 There's no need for it 465 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,200 He just needs to admit that he was wrong 466 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,840 But I was saying this before the game 467 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,960 So in the morning, I was literally like 468 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,560 He's going to play for a draw today 469 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,640 Because he knows he just needs a draw 470 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,200 He just needs four points and he's guaranteed to go through 471 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,480 And especially when I was listening to Slovenia and Serbia 472 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,360 And because of that finishing as the draw 473 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,560 I just knew straight away that he's not going to put in 474 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,560 A pre-match speech saying to the lads 475 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,280 We're going out there 476 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,480 We're going to battle him or anything 477 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,040 It's just going to be, yeah 478 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,840 Just stick to what I'm telling you and we'll get the results 479 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,280 But the thing for me is he substitutes the wrong as well 480 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:57,840 Like he puts Bowen on instead of Gordon or Karl Palmer 481 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,040 Which I like Bowen 482 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,160 But you've used the same instruction twice now 483 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,360 Put him on in the first game 484 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,240 Put him on the second game 485 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,440 Just give these lads a chance 486 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,440 What's the point of bringing them like 487 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,120 Another thing I thought 488 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,960 Why don't you just go 4-2 489 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,640 And just have Ali Watkins be part of your game 490 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,760 Because if he's going to drop D 491 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,280 At least that's why 492 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,600 But as I said 493 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,920 So go into a 4-4-2 494 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,080 Which is old school English tactics 495 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:24,800 That could work 496 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,680 Because then he can still have Trent in the midfield on the roads 497 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,880 Karl Walker behind you 498 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,760 Yeah and even if Harry Kane did drop D 499 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:35,040 Yeah he's playing more as a 4-4-1 essentially there 500 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:35,280 Yeah 501 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,520 And yeah, Bowen 502 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,840 But I still wouldn't put him on the left really though 503 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:47,920 But that would work better than this system that he's trying to use 504 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,320 I suppose what I'm trying to say is 505 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:57,520 We all can see stuff that we would do as not managers 506 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,400 To change a game 507 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:02,480 Because it was so easy to see what needs to be changed 508 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,320 And for him not to do it 509 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,440 That's why everyone's just like 510 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,000 Fuck you know 511 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,080 That's why even pundits are coming out and saying shit 512 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,640 Because even everyone could see 513 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,320 There's not one person I hope 514 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,160 That did not sit there and go 515 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,080 This needs to happen 516 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,800 And so going on to the pundits 517 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:26,240 This is what annoys me with the logs of Linnecker and Shearer and all that 518 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,240 These were the people that were hoiping him up 519 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,480 Four or five weeks ago 520 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,280 Going to win the game 521 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,720 Going to win the tournament sorry 522 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:38,640 Well we've ordered 10-hog interviews with 2-shall and all that 523 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,840 You know these were all the people saying that Manny United should get Southgate 524 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:42,720 As the next manager 525 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,040 And it just goes to show that they knew that he was a moppie 526 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,120 But because they don't like Manny United 527 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,080 They'd happily have him in charge 528 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,640 Because they know how bad it would be 529 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,640 I think Southgate has managed himself out of a decent job after England 530 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,320 Just from that performance 531 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,480 If he would have left after the World Cup 532 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,640 Like he was gonna but obviously he sold an extension 533 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,440 He would have got at least 534 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,080 Yeah he would have I don't know 535 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,840 He probably could have got a Newcastle job or something 536 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:18,160 When they got their new owners and started to change things around 537 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:24,640 Might have even been able to have got the Bryton job or something 538 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:28,960 Yeah he's definitely managed himself out of a good job though now tactically 539 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,720 Because I can't see him doing anything now 540 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,440 I mean yeah I really can't see where he goes next either 541 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,240 I can't see a club that will benefit from his 542 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,120 I don't know what he can provide for anyone 543 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,040 He's the highest paid manager at the Euros 544 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:43,280 Yeah 545 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,680 So you wouldn't think he'd have to work again 546 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,480 Because obviously he's on like five million plus a year 547 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,000 And he has been for five years 548 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,280 So easy maths plus whatever he's earned before that managing playing 549 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,000 So he's you know 550 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,760 Yeah he's definitely set up 551 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:10,080 But I think he just all I can see him doing now is just be like a pundit on the TV 552 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,280 Yeah yeah that's all I can see 553 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,720 He'll go back to ITV 554 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:18,720 Yeah because anyone any club that is going to be brave enough 555 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:24,560 Slash stupid to take him on as their next manager it's a real real risk 556 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,880 I'll tell you a club that would have Birmingham 557 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,320 Uh Southgate Birmingham 558 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:31,360 Birmingham City are the type of club now 559 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,640 That would get to the Premier League 560 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,600 Sack the manager that's got him to the Premier League 561 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,800 Go Southgate 562 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,920 Fucking that's the corner club Birmingham 563 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:46,400 Yeah but then again I still can't see you know Tom Brady being that stupid 564 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,680 To allow that to happen really 565 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,400 Because surely Tom Brady 566 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,920 Well even though he's not a football man 567 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,880 They've done it with Usy 568 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,640 So Usy was the manager before Brian Rooney pretty much got him round the guy there 569 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,800 But again that's a new one I think though isn't it 570 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:07,680 The thing that no better abstract away and the one I get the name in 571 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,880 It was more of a new person 572 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,640 Yeah because obviously he did a little bit 573 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,200 Was it DC you know did he manage? 574 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,240 DC you know what he didn't do too well with them 575 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,200 Again that's just the MLS really isn't it 576 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,480 Darby County done decent with them 577 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,920 But I like Brian Rooney's pundit 578 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,560 I really wish he would stick to punditry 579 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,720 Because he's just so open honest 580 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:33,680 And a bit like Roikie and you know like that like that he doesn't beat around the bush 581 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:39,680 And I really like one of the things I do like about the punditry is Tess Fabregas 582 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,200 Now I've only seen him a couple of times 583 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,960 No because I haven't had enough time to watch as much of the games as the one or two 584 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,960 But yeah so the one thing I've always looked about football is tactics 585 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:55,360 So Monday night football used to get him probably on seven o'clock 586 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:59,280 Watch Gary and fucking Jamie speak about the football 587 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,680 And I used to fucking love it 588 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,200 More so Gary Neville I used to like what he had to say more than the Jamie character 589 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:05,840 I don't know why 590 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,920 Because you couldn't understand most of the stuff he said that's what 591 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,960 Yeah I always feel like he'd always just try to go against Gary Neville at the start 592 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,600 Just to go against him 593 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:22,320 Again do you think that's the producers so you can get them to half argue essentially 594 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,720 Yeah I think it is half that and I think football is just about opinions isn't it 595 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,560 So look what me and you chatted about the last half now 20 minutes 596 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,440 Someone's blocked now South God's spot on you know what I mean 597 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:33,840 Someone 598 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,760 And I'd love to find someone like that 599 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,640 Yeah but you get what I'm saying now it's just it's opinions isn't it football 600 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,440 But yeah I used to love watching all that 601 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,160 So love hearing Tess Fabregas talk 602 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,680 It'd be better than Anne Shearer, Mika Richards 603 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:56,000 Yeah Mika it's just for the personalities isn't it just because he's bubbly and a bit loud 604 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,040 I hate a fucking what's her name 605 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,720 Is it Casey? Is her name Casey Starnett? 606 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,720 Used to play for Blues Women the female pundit for ITV 607 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,320 I figured her name's Casey Starnett 608 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,840 Again I probably know the place 609 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:16,240 Yeah she does Sky Sports Monday night as well sometimes fucking kills me 610 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:21,760 It's just literally mate get me on there I'll talk about football more than that honestly 611 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,080 Yeah so there's some pundits sorry Jay on the boulder 612 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,760 I see the punditry and I won't watch the boulder because like no 613 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,560 Yeah or just stab it on mute 614 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,880 For five live ones and listen to the Dublin talk about it 615 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,880 God I don't know what's worse then 616 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,360 But there was two of them again I don't know the name but it was two women 617 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,400 Standing there peach sod before one of the games the other day 618 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,760 And they weren't even talking about the game for like three minutes 619 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,640 Yeah I can't remember the name 620 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,880 The old England top goal scorer I think that one 621 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,080 I know we're on there and then yeah I know who you're on about mate 622 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,920 I know who you're on about I remember seeing it 623 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,960 Literally I listened to it for 30 seconds I was like no 624 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,160 And I did just turn the volume down and they were just standing there and the laughing 625 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:14,160 And I'm like yeah they're still not talking about football they're still not talking about it 626 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,280 And I had to wait until it went off to turn the volume up 627 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:22,480 I'll give credit though there is a one female commentator that I really like compared to you 628 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:27,200 There's a few female commentary commentators 629 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,800 One of them I can't stand I don't know the names but there's one 630 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,720 That you know what she talks about football and it's like Gellie 631 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:39,600 And the other two and there's one on ITV and then there's one on the other team 632 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,280 And there's one on BBC One I can't stand 633 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,160 Yeah I can't remember I'll have to get a name she's really 634 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,040 I actually I watched it and she just wanted to change it 635 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,760 Yeah there is quite a few though where they've just tried to force 636 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,680 Just because they were semi-decent women football players 637 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:05,040 They've tried to force them into punditry just to kind of like try and make it more relevant 638 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,360 And there's no need for it the women's games come on leaps and bounds over the last few years 639 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,160 There's no need to keep trying to force these things in 640 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:19,680 But I mean just two little brummies on a podcast isn't really going to change that easy 641 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,080 That's why we need all you listeners to share this 642 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:29,360 Like share download subscribe do all that jazz and get us more popular 643 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:37,200 So we can be the voice of the people and start changing all these negative producers 644 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:43,440 Trying to you know downgrade our TV enjoyments with their personal gains 645 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:48,240 Yeah I mean for another football podcast we spoke about football quality the last few weeks 646 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,600 But that's obviously with the euros 647 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,120 Yeah it's going to be an equitable review 648 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:55,360 And I do think we talk football better than Tom Garry you know that geezer 649 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,840 Tom Garry I can't I can't believe his name is still being mentioned 650 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:06,240 But that's just reminding me someone that you've never logged I mean no one's ever really logged 651 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,760 But it's finally over Mr Beaver 652 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,520 What's happened? 653 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,520 He's booking bankrupt now 654 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,160 Is he really? 655 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:20,000 Yeah again I've just been seeing the TikTok stream like the videos of his live stream 656 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,280 So I don't know when it was obviously within the last couple of days 657 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:31,920 He was doing a live stream he green screened showing his Monzo bank account behind him 658 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:37,680 Overdraft was 750 and he was on like 747 something like that 659 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,520 He's arguing with his missus he owes her like five grand 660 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,840 She's paid for everything this and that log and yeah so he's broke 661 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:52,800 She's kicking him out and you could see for like 10 seconds because he's just quiet 662 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,800 He's trying to force a tear out to try and make it all emotional 663 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:02,560 To be devil's advocate here I would say he's probably got another account with money in it 664 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,480 And it's just for storyline 665 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,360 It should do yes 666 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:11,440 Yeah because I feel like half the stuff on TikTok now is just stories like people make up stuff for 667 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,240 content 668 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:18,480 Yeah well with the way that they were arguing she was you know shouting to him 669 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,360 You've been too arrogant you've become big headed 670 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,280 And he was like yeah but I've been relevant for six months 671 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,200 He says yes six months what you're going to do now you've got nothing to do 672 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,720 You're not going to be able to do anything 673 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:35,520 He's like yeah that's that's right TikTok's ruined my life I can't even get a normal job 674 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,760 And it sounds made up that does it sounds like 675 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,800 Well I don't think he even had a job beforehand so he's not going to be able to 676 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,520 He's got no longevity in him like when he runs over he runs over really 677 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,560 Yeah but yeah he was definitely trying to force out a tear 678 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:59,680 And he says that TikTok's ruined his life and there was more context to it more things being said 679 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,720 But I was just laughing thinking actually he's going to look 680 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,920 Well hopefully that is the end of him because he is a twat 681 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,720 Yeah 682 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:13,920 He just come across as quite quite pretty like he seemed like he does seem arrogant 683 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,720 Yeah definitely because he started to get a bit of a want to 684 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,720 That's what he's got 685 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,720 There's a fair few women out there that does that as well 686 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,240 Yeah that's true 687 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,520 Yeah not my only sister 688 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:38,400 Right so we shall get onto more of the correspondence now anyway so 689 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,000 We've got a couple of questions again right and we will get on to it once I can 690 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,520 Re-organise this properly because for some reason I'm just not looking at it right 691 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,160 So there was a question from Lauren 692 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,600 Why can men be happy with a simple life but women can't? 693 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,040 Okay 694 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:07,280 Now to me it's just the basic thing that we can just sit there in silence 695 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,480 And not have to do anything to just be having a good time 696 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,520 Right so for me I'm going to ask you this question 697 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:18,800 If you won the lottery tomorrow obviously you'd go a bit more at first 698 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:24,000 But after you've won a bit more what would you want to do with your money? 699 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:32,000 So after I've had a massive blowout of a holiday 700 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,480 Like you've had six months of just yeah 701 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:40,160 Yeah just enjoying things and that then I mean I've done it for a hour actually 702 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:50,400 Said it on the podcast before but I would genuinely just buy like old derelict barns or you know run down buildings 703 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:56,880 And just do them all in my own time own way and then just set them up 704 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:03,920 Yeah so yeah just big properties but more as so you know you see these people that like to 705 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:11,760 Upsell furniture or something you know get an old car and bring it back to its old glory days 706 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,000 It's that kind of thing but just with houses 707 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:20,080 Yeah see so what I'm trying to go see if you met if I won your millions 708 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:26,800 I would go to Wyoming by a ranch just with a nice view 709 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,400 You know far close enough to the town that's just got all the amenities that you want 710 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,520 And I'll just live happy for the rest of my life 711 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:41,680 So what I'm trying to say I feel like men's life is just easier because this one I'm just saying 712 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,600 Men all men care about as long as I have a nice haircut when they want a haircut 713 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,840 Fine but with girls it has to be nails lashes hair 714 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,800 I think eyelashes can cost you know while your sister does all that stuff 715 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,000 Yeah I mean 100 quid am I being 716 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,080 I think that's kind of like an average rose for it because there's all sorts of different 717 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,560 old lashes Russian ones and this and that 718 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:10,960 And then there's nails which is 50 quid for liquid hair hair extension so eyebrows 719 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:17,760 Yeah so I feel like the question is men are happy because it's just they don't need a lot 720 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:26,240 They just need pretty much just the basics tv computer or tv watch and think but 721 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,000 I don't know about women but it's just it's just a lot of work 722 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:37,520 There's always something going on in the woman's mind I would feel that it's it's 100 mile an hour 723 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:43,440 That's why a lot of youths can have a bit of an altercation and they'll bring up something from 724 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:48,320 six years ago that you don't even remember because they've never stopped thinking about it 725 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:48,800 Right 726 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:55,200 And yet we can just as you say just sit there watch whatever crap on the tv or 727 00:34:55,200 --> 00:35:01,120 you know even just flick through nonsense on the phone and not not be bothered not have a care in 728 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:06,480 the world and that's fine just sit there do nothing where there's always something that's 729 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:13,360 got to be done not with every woman but they're always thinking about what's next what can I do 730 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:21,120 now what can I do tomorrow what can I do next week where we can just go with the flow 731 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,320 Oh right yeah there's nothing planned don't worry about it's fine 732 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:29,760 I do feel like with the generation blow out as it is more instagram so you've got to be shown that 733 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:35,600 you're living your best life you know it's just so myself gotta be more better you don't see that 734 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,920 it's all paid on that client is it called client where you pay in three or four month repayments 735 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:49,360 yeah so um yeah so I think it just men just don't need a lot I know I don't need it I know you 736 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:55,360 don't need a lot how nice that's when we spoke badly before like I said it but if I was doing 737 00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:04,640 low register nice not massive house big house nice view ranch few animals like him a dog out there 738 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:12,080 I don't know as he's lying there snoring his head off I think I think things change as you get older 739 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,680 as well though because when we were younger we did want to have the better clothes yeah but always 740 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:23,680 trying to keep up with the fresh trim and you know watches and a lot of bits of jewelry and whatever 741 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:31,520 not really trying to flex but wanting to go for the effort to make yourself feel good yeah and then 742 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:37,680 you know come sort of like mid-20s if so I don't know why I'm bothering I don't need to do this 743 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,920 doing wearing the nicest of clothes and everything isn't really making me happy 744 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:48,080 yeah doing nothing is making me happy like we've said before well we want to go out and enjoy a good 745 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:53,920 beer and that but we don't want to be standing up we want to be sitting down we want to be comfortable 746 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,200 I think yeah I think that's really I think just make it to the point where they just know what 747 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,920 they like yeah don't like and they're going to start in that line as well again like what we 748 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:08,480 touched on last week you know how uh men don't really make new friends after a certain age 749 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:14,080 because you just you you already got your friends you don't need anymore and you just ask me what 750 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:21,360 you got yeah um we don't like to complicate things yeah um so hopefully uh that's helped you out 751 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:30,640 Lauren um and thanks for your email yeah thanks for that uh send your emails in at realtorqueandpod.gmail.com 752 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:39,760 um some of them are whatsapps from the hotline 07 470 488 096 links are always in the description 753 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:49,040 as well so send all your messages in um and then uh kind of a similar question but it is different 754 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:56,000 um from Jess do you have any boys will be boys moments like when you see that these videos of 755 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:04,720 boy women be longer than men uh so the first ones that come to mind with me is just when we was um 756 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:12,160 younger I mean we'd still do it now is just going on like little kids arcade games and stuff ones 757 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:20,720 that we'd always play as a kid yeah um and then the other scad of that is uh I mean many years ago 758 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:29,120 now me and one of the other lads um he bought a taser uh obviously electric taser um and we just 759 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:34,080 spent hours I mean there was a few beers that had been flowing but we just spent hours just 760 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:40,480 zapping ourselves zapping each other uh one of the other lads come around um Mr Green and he 761 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:47,360 literally trolled it once and then he was just too scared wouldn't touch it again and yeah it's just 762 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:53,840 so uh the song just coming to me then the one that was always we've got jackass uh if you're 763 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:59,280 gonna be dumb you gotta be tough and I think that literally just sums up men really isn't it yeah 764 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:06,320 well I've got a story with that taser and he's boys being boys so so uh we had a lot a little 765 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:12,960 gal from the last one I thought I can't remember what he was for but anyway that taser uh army lads 766 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:19,120 taser one of the other lads golly and saps one of the other lads and he was like what the 767 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:25,920 fuck was that now at this point everyone's like it so anyway they go into this was at my mom's 768 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,400 and this is before we moved into the house here we had like the garage which was converted into 769 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:39,120 the bedroom so then army lads saw that he had the taser then three of them walked into the bedroom 770 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,840 and then they saw the other lads in the bedroom and then they saw the other lads in the bedroom 771 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:52,640 saps the other lad again he bagged him army lad took his finger and started throwing his finger 772 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:57,040 up the other lads bum while he's trying to hold it like knocking his dick and shot and he's just 773 00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:03,760 standing there going ah at this point my mom and dad walk out the front and they had a solid window 774 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:13,280 just seeing this lad get fingered up his bum or being tasered like that's uh yeah I mean that 775 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:20,400 I mean is there any more boys being boys and that I mean men doing dumb stuff any um and he's but 776 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:29,600 this this lad like the one that got tasered now he's like fingered up his bum well got fingered up 777 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:39,280 his bum yeah after ball he would as you walk past him it grabbed your dick but I never get that 778 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:47,600 the one thing he'd done I tell you this story so he used to shower with his boxes on but so 779 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:54,640 boxes not even swimming chalks no no so like after football right he used to shower with his boxes on 780 00:40:54,640 --> 00:41:01,040 and uh I never used to have a shower because you just if anyone that's been in football knows it's 781 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:05,520 just fucking it's like 20 man off and like two showers whatever but he used to shower with his 782 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:11,360 boxes on everything but like when one of the lads used to have a shower there was this big I can't 783 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:18,160 remember the lads that was tall uh black ears and like he went he went to me and the other 784 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:24,960 lad before looking at me and I looked at him and I saw his fucking cock so we've all looked up 785 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,720 and the gays just rubbing babe like standing like in the middle of the changing room 786 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:36,480 just rubbing body lotion I had a six packs of these tablets yeah yeah rubbing body lotion all 787 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:42,480 in his body so he was the black man that was rubbing lotion yeah that's that's why they have 788 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,480 better skin than most of us because they're always rubbing the coconut butter and all that around 789 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:53,760 them like well yeah so and then again that wasn't gay though was he he didn't look in a gay way no 790 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,200 there's a few stories like we was like we spoke off the podcast really something about this was 791 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:09,040 that Tom was all in a pineapple and um we took a shortcut for whatever reason but for some reason 792 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:14,640 there was a big alleyway dugout and outside the jump was probably about I can't remember it now 793 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:21,040 it was a it was a big enough job it was and it was pretty deep yeah and it was all about you jump 794 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,920 across or it's like a technique detour back to like where he was going and anyone that's been 795 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:33,120 inside for us knows our hot valleys so just jumped it wouldn't do it now fucking you wouldn't even 796 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:39,920 risk doing that now because you'd be fine you broke your leg mate yeah yeah I think and like you were 797 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,640 saying like with the arcade board you just jump on the little cars where you put a 50 right there 798 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:50,880 I can't say I'm surprised but it was yeah a little because they weren't bump cars no it was just 799 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:56,320 little kids cars like going around the little circle yeah yeah I remember us all just 800 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:02,800 you know it was Skegness or Yama one or two yeah definitely Yama was that one was yeah just like all 801 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:09,760 five of us on them yeah just just doing circles and uh just that was obviously our best law for that point 802 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,480 yeah and then you know just even just going and playing but all in the cage and that's just 803 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:22,320 simple so I know I'm kind of going back to the the last question now but um yeah just just simple 804 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:29,280 things like that just yeah it was uh good old days really yeah I suppose there could be more 805 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:35,520 uh boys being boys things that we'll probably think of if we ever do uh try and remember to bring them 806 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:42,880 up on the part we will so I'll just say so the the lad that had his finger uh the next day didn't 807 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:48,000 even question it he just says he just put in the whatsapp group why is my bum so sore 808 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:58,080 he definitely forgot either that or he went back home and probably finished himself off yeah um 809 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:04,640 um enjoyed it so much didn't that uh but yeah moving on uh sorry I will just quickly check no 810 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:11,200 that was that that was that yeah um yeah we've done James's so yeah moving on I mean to be fair 811 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,880 James already had a one of these for Southgate wasn't it 812 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:29,040 wasn't it so uh yeah we shall move on to Ashley's favorite feature it is um so 813 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:38,240 there uh was one which to be fair uh I think it was it should have been on last week but 814 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:45,600 I don't know I don't know what I forgot it but well yeah it was this one so it was from Jess and uh 815 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,640 Jess says 816 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:58,640 random people just smiling at me whilst walking around weird 817 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,720 that it's more in the morning when everyone wants to go morning yeah no this is kind of like an 818 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:12,880 old-fashioned thing really because back in the day before we was even around that was just 819 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:18,480 the common thing everyone would walk around just smiling hello morning how you do tip of the hat 820 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:25,200 to you sir all that kind of thing um and so I'll get it still now while I'm walking around I'll get 821 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:33,360 older generation hello morning and I'll say it back because I'm forlorn but I feel like these days 822 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:43,440 you can't look at anyone about being seen as a creep um I'd like to just imagine that it's just 823 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:49,760 old people just still trying to do the politeness just hello morning or anything to Jess but it 824 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,640 could be men trying to creep on her that's probably why she's getting a bit weirded out 825 00:45:54,640 --> 00:46:02,160 so yeah I think uh just need to yeah uh try not to make too much eye contact because that's when 826 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:07,680 you're going to get the small end as well and wear headphones yeah but yeah you still get my 827 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:15,040 headphones are big and people still like to try and talk to me and because that cracks me up but 828 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:21,040 I have to look I can see that they're talking to me and I'm like hang on a sec and then because I 829 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:26,640 after time I'm having to swap the lead like the dog lead not any other lead uh into the other hand 830 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:33,440 and then like press pause on the rotate phone pull it back sorry didn't hear any of that and then 831 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:38,400 they'll start talking again so I'll get the hint and I'll try and pull it back over my hair and 832 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:45,360 they're still trying to talk but yeah a lot of the time it is the older generation I think anything 833 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:53,040 normally past the it normally happens when you're on a dog walk you get the head down nod morning 834 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:58,960 yeah morning that's all you need to do I think anything with a smile like morning yeah we're 835 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:06,000 smiling it's yeah he's a bit creepy it's just big dead straight face head down morning yeah 836 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:11,120 that's it someone said it to me yesterday I've got morning big man 837 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,520 a little compliment I didn't forget about that obviously I'm thinking about it now 838 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:20,720 but as you know he wasn't talking to the dog no no I might he was talking to me and was it a man 839 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:28,080 yeah he was a he was a man's man as well so I think to call me big man no I had a spring in my spare 840 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:33,120 yeah well maybe he did as well that's probably uh thought of you as big man 841 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:38,800 yeah right so I feel like we're just reversing the order now so that was Jesse's one and we've got 842 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:48,000 one from Lauren she says why people don't uh no sorry when people don't park in the bay straight 843 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:54,720 or straight to north stresses me out you know yes yes it's those ones that are in the bay straight 844 00:47:54,720 --> 00:48:10,320 so it's like right then you have to right so if you haven't got a passenger then you have to dictate 845 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,960 which way you drive in and then you're like how am I going to get back into their car without 846 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:20,640 hitting my car like with the door prang in the door or something so yeah most of the time I just 847 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:28,880 if I see car parking I am parking next to them then see I love it it cracks me up but I love it 848 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:38,480 if when they've uh when they've parked in a stupid angle because I always reverse park in mine anyway 849 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:46,000 so yeah if I end up that there are more left I'll reverse in and if especially if they're overhanging 850 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,600 on the bay that I'm parking in a touch as well yeah I'll reverse park in so close just to wind 851 00:48:51,600 --> 00:49:01,440 them up because they can ding the van yeah so for me what I tend to do now because of this situation 852 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:07,440 is look for space because all I mind you know like when you go to a parking lot I don't mind 853 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:13,840 parking quite far away and walking just for the sake that no one's gonna prank my car like that 854 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:20,640 I mean it's whether depends on where I'll park because if it's raining I'll try and get as close 855 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:25,120 as I can just so I'm not gonna get soaked too much no I did not mind mate I would rather get a little 856 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,520 bit wet because you're gonna go wet unless you're gonna go if it's raining you're gonna get wet 857 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:36,800 right yeah so for me I like parking completely not I'm not saying like the end of the car park but 858 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,440 yeah in the middle yeah you know where you see like full everyone by the shops it's 859 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,520 forward and as you come out medium and then just that right medium there where 860 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,920 you know no one's gonna park one next year where you got an empty parking space either side 861 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:57,360 reverse that in fucking spot on my yeah but yeah that I'd never get that the worst ones is sometimes 862 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:02,720 when people park over two lines yeah yes oh my god I've seen any other day uh when swimming 863 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:11,120 and I he parked literally took up four spaces because he he wasn't he parked over four spaces 864 00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:16,080 so do you know what I mean Jaylo yeah yeah it was literally his wheels was in four different spots 865 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:21,920 yeah look madness I don't get it but some people just have no awareness for stuff like that and 866 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:27,600 it's ridiculous it's scary when you see a car parked fucked up and the car's ballad you're like 867 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:34,640 fuck that yeah no yeah literally like the front's all scratched up no where am I going near that car 868 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:39,520 it's the worst one when you park and you see a car parked up next to yours fucked up your 869 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:48,160 fuck yeah but I did a few years ago um so it was sort of like towards the end of the covid 870 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:54,240 restrictions or the motto still been on a little bit I can't remember exactly but I remember 871 00:50:54,800 --> 00:51:01,280 using the voice car to go shopping and I've done a quick lap around got the food 872 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:08,320 that's what comes out there was a car that pulled into the bay next to me and that scratched the car 873 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:13,840 obviously if it was the van wouldn't have been bothered but it's the voice car so I'm annoyed 874 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:19,840 and I'm standing there for about 10 minutes no sign of anyone coming out yet so I'm rummaging 875 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:26,240 through and I found like a bit of cardboard like a packaging or something managed to find a pen in 876 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:32,720 there as well and I've started to go down the details so her car details what they've done 877 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:39,520 what they've done and I've took pictures and that as well and uh look I was going to leave it on the 878 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:46,960 front uh window so they could uh get in touch and just as I finished I've seen this old boy 879 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:54,080 walking comes to the car I was like you're all right mate you've hit the car and he was completely 880 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:59,920 oblivious he thought no I haven't and I said you have because it was a gray car that missed out at 881 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:07,760 the time and his was um like a burgundy color and you could see the way that the paint had 882 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,840 chipped onto it a little bit you could see the scratch marks and you could see how we all just 883 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:17,200 all lined up with his car in it yeah because he somehow managed to park across the front 884 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:24,640 yeah because I again I've reversed into the bay so he's sort of parked over in front a little bit 885 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:31,920 and you can see the scratch order that's on his car anyway and um so he started to panic a little 886 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:37,440 bit I was like look I just want your details so we can get it sorted for the insurance 887 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:44,080 um he was visiting family from Scotland he was only there for a couple of days and so 888 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:49,440 I think he was playing out a little bit he was like no I don't need this I'm only here to see 889 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:54,320 family for a few days I was like yeah none of us need this mate but you've done what you've done 890 00:52:54,320 --> 00:53:00,000 I've waited for you so I just need the details so took all the details down that I needed to 891 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,920 so it was probably after a finished shop you best part of half an hour at this point now 892 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:11,280 that I've waited you know food's getting warm in the car and that so got back you think the 893 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:16,800 missus was fucking bothered no just because it was the company car and then because I had some tea 894 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:22,080 cup which for anyone that doesn't know it's just sort of like a creamy liquid yeah you just said 895 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,720 the massage is done and yeah it'll clean up a little bit so I've ended up having to do that 896 00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:32,400 and it's gotten me well you know the majority oh yeah I thought well I did above waiting then 897 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,920 I could guarantee if I didn't get the details it would have been an argument yeah well old 898 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,640 drivers are among the worst drivers now I've said this for a while and I think we all spoke about 899 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:49,440 old drivers should not allowed to drive between the hours of so like half seven in the morning 900 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:53,280 to ten o'clock they shouldn't be able to drive you know when everyone's getting to work yeah then 901 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:59,040 from half ten they should be able to drive it's like two o'clock so they're not in the way of the 902 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:04,640 school run and then after the work so yeah and so they can go to the post office yeah and they've 903 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:11,280 got all that to get it all fucking done yeah I was always saying oh boy when was it last weekend 904 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:19,840 last weekend so shops around Bollermoms you park up you got a bar in front of you know you know 905 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:27,840 you just turn in reversing no dramas it comes in a pose you're too away look as he's turned he must 906 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:36,960 have put the car in neutral so he's put his foot down and then like literally almost bounced off 907 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:42,720 the bar but in his head look he got up nothing look that's normal yeah didn't look didn't see 908 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:47,680 how close his car was to the bar on there like fucking out like he almost took the bar with him 909 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:54,160 but nothing got up got his newspaper that's how old he was and fucking got back in and reversed it 910 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:58,800 oh my god mate so you know when you reverse and you've got a car next to you you've got to 911 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,960 reverse straight and then you start turning because you turn straight away the more you're 912 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:08,000 gonna kick the end of their car yeah yeah so you get halfway past halfway that's gonna start 913 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:13,840 maneuvering the steering wheel he started turning went straight turned again look fucking on mate 914 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:19,440 just fucking do us a fire about yeah walked the shots from that one yeah fucking out 915 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:26,960 well it's just reminded me years ago we went to uh like the science resort for uh the jag 916 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:34,640 and uh i don't know we was probably getting a game or something but i remember as we were about to 917 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:41,680 leave this old woman in a red car like a metro or something hit me so not me but hit the van 918 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,800 and we were both sort of looking shocked that really just happened i remember us throwing a lot 919 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,920 of chaser around the car park and i'm beeping and flashing and that it just flipped completely 920 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:58,480 yeah didn't have a clue what had happened oh god that was funny that was but uh yeah i mean 921 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:03,280 we could moan about this all about hours and hours that could be a whole episode right so 922 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:10,400 uh the amount of literally the amount of stuff that i have seen over the years is horrendous um 923 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:20,960 but uh yeah thanks for that uh and now we've got joe who says 924 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:29,360 people standing around chatting in shops i'm here to get food get out of the way barrel 925 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:36,880 yeah no it's now since since they put barrel as well i'm guessing it's an old person 926 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:46,640 they're not this happened to me yesterday so me in the shop the shopkeeper knows someone 927 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:54,400 in front of me so i'm standing with my stuff you know ready to get served yeah and these two old 928 00:56:54,400 --> 00:57:01,040 people are chatting for which she's done she's paid yeah just move along move along and let me 929 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:06,720 pay and carry on talking you don't need to talk to me and then just scan my island while you're 930 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:13,840 talking talk over me i don't care no no no no oh and they're in the way when they're doing the 931 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,920 fucking noise and you've got the trolley not excuse me yeah and like what you're saying when 932 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:22,800 they're talking when they've already paid and that and then you get the awkward look like they're 933 00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:30,960 looking at you as if you're inconvenienced yeah no i'll just i'm ready to go let's just get these 934 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:38,240 transactions done talking god but yeah i have it too because i hate shopping in general and that's 935 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:42,960 why i mean again i suppose this is a bit of a man thing because my missus anytime food shopping 936 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:50,400 or whatever once i go up and down every aisle like nothing's changed it's fair enough every now and 937 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:57,440 again they will reorganize the shelves in azda and yeah you might need to sort of refamiliarize with 938 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:04,320 the new layer but if you want tea bags go to the tea aisle get your tea bags get your milk 939 00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:08,560 so the big ones have i know i already don't have what i did how did you do it does not matter 940 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,480 that's not where i think he's anywhere off before don't get me started with these signs now 941 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:17,840 i remember again years ago all i needed was bin bags and you know they used to be called black 942 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:26,320 bags uh but you've got a big pc now haven't you so i'm looking at the the overhead in the azda and 943 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:32,400 it's got like cleaning products whatever else bin liners but it actually said black bags this was 944 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:39,040 how long ago when it didn't matter um so i'm walking down and i can see cleaning stuff tin four 945 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:46,000 whatever and i'm not there's no black bags there so i'll go along the next one nothing there so i'll 946 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,760 come back to the first one that says the black bags up and down and i'm looking i'm not there's 947 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:57,840 no there's no bin bags whatsoever there's no black bags there's no white bags there's no green refuse 948 00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:03,200 sacks or anything so i've gone to the worker who's stacking whatever on the shelf so excuse me 949 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:08,720 can tell me where the black bags are please and they've looked up at the side and they're like 950 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:15,520 there they are i'm like they're not so they've ended up realizing that they're not on that aisle 951 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:21,120 they've took me to the other one that i didn't walk down and they're like there they are i was 952 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:27,840 all not being funny but even you looked up at the side and thought they were on this one so why 953 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:34,640 hasn't that been moved to the oil that it's actually on oh i don't know had no excuse just 954 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:39,280 yeah just knew that someone hasn't done the job properly and i was so pissed off 955 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:45,600 there's just no need no it's not hard if you move your things around just change 956 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:51,680 change it we're shocked and just want to get in get your shit get out no talking no gassing 957 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:58,000 oh i went to uh b&m yesterday all needed from there was Stanley blades you know just to keep the 958 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:03,520 stockpile high um you know for cutting materials and that not for people and um 959 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:10,160 i mean it's my own fault i shouldn't go on a saturday middle of the day because 960 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:15,680 i own bargains b&m's and that they're always before i go there i go morning mate get in when it opens 961 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:22,080 get out yeah i had a busy morning i couldn't go first thing so literally it's the first time 962 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:28,320 i've ever seen anyone doing this as well but there was qi down like in front of the the cloak 963 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:32,560 like the unopened tills down towards like the painting corner where they have the tops of 964 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:38,000 paint and i'm standing there and i'm seeing people come down to oils and join the other queues 965 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:43,920 i'm like why are we giving like this when people are still merging onto the other two queues as 966 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:50,960 normal and again they've got six tills three of them open it's busy yeah and there's like one of 967 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:57,120 the other workers women are just standing there talking to one that's on the till and so no forget 968 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:04,800 your conversation go and fucking open another till and uh so i've ended up like walking past this queue 969 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:09,600 and again because it cracks me up if i've got a few items and that and i see someone that's just 970 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:14,960 got one thing i'm like just go ahead your 30 seconds i'm going to be a couple minutes at this 971 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:22,080 checkout or you go on and people are seeing me just with these little pakistani bays no no one's 972 01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:26,800 doing it so i've ended up walking past the queue to join on to the middle one of these three open 973 01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:32,000 tills now people are staring at me i'm like one please say something so i can tell you something 974 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:39,680 i can tell you something no one said anything and then i've realized i've joined the rung here the 975 01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:43,680 woman at the front so there was two people in front of me woman at the front who was already 976 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:48,880 getting served she must have been supplying a homeless shelter or something because there was 977 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:56,000 uh like a whole trolley full of pillows a load like another trolley full of quilts blankets all 978 01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:01,680 sorts and she's ended up paying all in cash as well there was like 300 pounds worth of 10 979 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:06,640 pound notes a few 20s on that and even the woman on the till was looking as if to say i can't 980 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:12,880 believe you've done this to me and i mean she wasn't the proudest of girls on the till and she 981 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:19,040 took ages counting and so yeah she's probably not used to doing that kind of cash done well most of 982 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:25,120 them are and i don't these days are they because everyone's just playing card so she's finally done 983 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,360 it and again the people in front of me they've got a basket full of everything and i know they've 984 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:34,320 already looked at me and seen that i've just got this and i made a point then so once they put it 985 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:40,960 all on and they've squeezed it together because the b&m uh got the conveyor belt a tiny there's no 986 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:46,000 point in being there yeah so as i've squeezed it all on they fair enough into all little things 987 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,760 but it was still like 20 items so they put the little uh checker there to say next customer 988 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:57,840 and i've slapped it down on there to make the point like use a fucking added to my fucking 989 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:03,760 shit morning no all i wanted to do was buy these and fucking go to asda you've just prolonged it 990 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:10,080 so what should have been in and out of b&m two minutes stanley bade sound go to asda little 991 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:19,360 food shop done took me over an hour and it's just not wrong not wrong but i think we're gonna end 992 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:24,800 it there anyway it's been over an hour there is a couple more hey uh what's wrong we use but 993 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:30,080 it's sunday we've got stuff to do yeah maybe we should start off next week with uh with the 994 01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:35,280 remain well with the remaining ones and any new ones well we've all got intentions we will do 995 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:41,520 but there's probably gonna be something else that starts us off so we'll uh we'll deal with next 996 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:48,560 week when we get to it hopefully we'll be out uh as normal on saturday um but this i'm gonna get it 997 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:55,040 but this i'm gonna get it straight out to you uh as quick as possible right now yeah um but yeah as 998 01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:01,680 always uh sending your messages emails whatsapps whatever yeah thank you for everyone has a message 999 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,760 name i don't thank you for those that we haven't read out for doing so we will get to them next 1000 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:11,040 week as jody said well yeah thank you for all the 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