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Hello everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your

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host Ash and Jay D.

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First, we do have to apologize.

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The stars just didn't along this week.

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I had a whole week of work really.

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Friday, just, it's when we normally do a record on Friday, get over as early as possible,

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get it done, get it edited, get it into your ear holes as quick as possible.

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Well, yeah, it was just long for all day.

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Sounds like an old cocktail.

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A long for all day.

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You know that would de-stress you after a hard week as well.

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Yeah, it'd have to be strong.

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Strong cocktail.

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I'm gonna have to make that now.

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I'm gonna have to...

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A long for all day.

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If it isn't mine already, I'm gonna have to figure out what to put in it.

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I'll finish it by the jet and then I'll do a little think about going in.

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So yeah, by the time I'd finished it, it was just too late to get over and get the rest

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of the day, the activities done, you know, walking the dog, cooking food and all that.

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And I ended up doing none of the three usual things on a Friday.

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No podcast, no walking the dog and no cooking food.

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The missus done the dog walk and we all have a takeaway.

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So that's how crap of a day it was.

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I had no time for anything.

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Only had three cans of beer as well.

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Little brew dogs.

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I just didn't have enough time to get fucking rat arsed.

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Long for all that cocktail.

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I reckon that you can't have tequila when you...

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It's got to be like a...

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No, it's got to be something that you want, you know, just as you finish because no one

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really wants tequila, mate.

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Let's just put that out there.

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It's got to be like a bourbon whiskey sort of based one.

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Oh yeah.

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I'm going to have to do a little bit of research into this.

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I can't put it up up there.

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Because again, yeah, all I'm thinking is like a long garden or something, but I can't just

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copy everything out of that.

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I'm going to figure something out for that.

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That's a good one, mate.

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It will be a good one.

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I can almost taste something in my mouth.

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Because you've got no idea of what you want it to taste like.

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I'm just going to have to figure out what's going to go into it ingredient wise.

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When I think about it, I see being blue for some reason.

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So your one in...

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So yeah, in your head, yours is a colourful.

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It makes you feel better on the eyes before you've even had a sip then.

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That's it.

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Well, yeah, I suppose I could go down that route.

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Yeah, I've got a lot to think about on this one then.

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Yeah, I'll try and have that done next week for you.

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Because obviously we all know that this is the most professional podcast going out there,

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all the prep work.

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Speaking of prep work, we are going to get straight into it because James, God bless

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him, unfortunately, there's no Liverpool for him to enjoy slash get upset over at the moment.

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Are we good?

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Are we...

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Wait, is it too far to say that James is our number one fan?

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I'd say it's most likely that he is.

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He's been reliable every week.

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He's been consistent.

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He's a good lad.

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Yeah, since he started, I don't think he's missed a beat to be fair.

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Yeah, as much as he claims to dislike me and manu-notted, I think he wants to be my best

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friend really.

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I do have an idea of what he looks like.

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You remember when we went to Liverpool?

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He's definitely wrecking the one-tens.

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Oh yeah, but that's...

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Well, no, because he's not a real scouse though.

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We've already made this clear.

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He's a wolf.

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I think he's real, mate.

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I think he's a scouse to come now.

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He over-scouses his mates.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He has that haircut.

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You know where it's like a one on the sides, but like the fringe near from the slung, just

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pushed to the side.

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Do you know how everyone was rocking them ones?

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Yeah, yeah.

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What's that name called?

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Montrex?

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Montrex or something like that.

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It's like, you'd see...

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It's like...

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Obviously, for all the listeners, I'm well into my passion to know exactly what actually

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Yeah, I'm probably pronouncing him wrong because I've never worn him up for all the

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pieces of it yet, but they have some nice...

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I probably know if I saw the logo.

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Definitely wrecking that.

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Yeah, no white socks because the scouse don't wear white socks.

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It depends on what...

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It looks like he's one of those ones where his trainers would have to match his t-shirt.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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And then, yeah, half the time wearing Liverpool top as well.

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Gotta wrap it, mate.

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Probably has got sand around the back.

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All trends, might be a big trend.

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Have you seen our sellers had a hair transplant?

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You see how they shaved off all his afro?

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You're not seeing this?

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No, no.

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Yeah, so we shaved off...

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Hopefully James has seen this because I'd imagine it'd be crying on there.

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Yeah, no, mate, to be fair, I think it was like two or three days, two or three days

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after the season, he posted a picture of his hair pretty much all clipped off,

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but it was a far-away picture in the shade, so you couldn't really see what was going on.

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OK.

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And then he pulled out another picture over the weekend.

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And you know his hairline was like the McDonald's archies of the Orbeef.

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He's dead straight now, so he's definitely went to Turkey.

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Fair play to him.

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If you've got all the money, you've got to do it, aren't you?

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Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's definitely, obviously, because one of the things is for people like me and you,

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if he was ever to go bald, we'd have to wait until we were pretty much completely bald

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so you don't have to have another one.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Because obviously if you have your corners done, then your back starts going,

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you have to have the back done.

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I get a picture actually, mate.

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I'd be interested to see this.

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Sorry, but...

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Outside of the forehead hairline, he did have a good hair, didn't he?

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Yeah, I mean, that would have been a couple of years worth of growth, to be fair.

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So that's commitment to the look, that is, if he's got to, well, having to shave it all off.

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I'm showing JD now the first picture you put out.

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So we put that one out one or two, three days after the seizure.

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For starters, I don't get why he's got to be flexing off his shirt, off, just to flash the abs.

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Because, Joe, the only thing is an unrememberable.

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If you have a six pack, you don't wear a T-shirt.

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It's just, it's just, it's just when you have a six pack, if I had a six pack,

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might like that, never wear a T-shirt, never ever.

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See, now again, this is where we differ, because even if I did have a six pack,

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or if I was, you know, more trim-locked than I used to be back in the heyday,

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then I'd still be wearing T-shirts.

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And it's because I'd burn.

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Yeah, but so he obviously he's not going to burn.

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Well, he can still burn, but yeah, that picture is, it's not Tom.

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He's got his shirt half on.

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There was no reason to have it half on. No, that's, that's what I'll.

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Yeah, no, but I get it because if I had a six pack, mate, as it says,

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especially when I like today when it's nice.

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But and then I'm showing Joe the other picture now.

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Can you see his hair lines?

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This is like one of these newer ones.

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See, so that because with the turkey hair transplants that we know of,

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it takes quite a while to grow through, doesn't it?

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So this would, so don't forget now, this would be about a month.

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If I zoom in, you can kind of see the shine of it.

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Yeah. So, yeah, so really about six weeks.

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So you'll see it in probably more drastic, probably the start of the season,

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because he's shredded again after two months, doesn't he?

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So, but now it looks good.

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There's probably some more expensive procedure that he's had done.

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And that's why it's looking, because it's a bit of a struggle to see the shading.

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You can see as you've just zoomed in.

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But there's this one as well where you can see the corners a little bit.

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Yeah, but still, it's, you know, if it wasn't for how good phones are

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and that these days, you wouldn't be able to just notice that finally with the naked eye, really.

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But then if you look at it, that's what it used to look like.

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Yeah, yeah. So it is a massive difference.

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So one would assume that after the season finished,

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striker to Turkey or wherever, the main guy, Stryloni,

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bust it off, straight on, was probably six weeks at the end of the season.

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Probably that's six weeks since last guy.

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Mai, wasn't it?

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Mai, Mai Ferly, wasn't it?

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Was it Mai Ferly?

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No, no.

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It was in Mai though, because the Champions League, because the FA Cup was after that.

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That's what I'm thinking, because obviously Man United played in the FA Cup.

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That was a week after, wasn't it?

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So Liverpool, it's probably about six weeks now.

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Yeah.

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But now it's looking good.

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No, a bit of a black.

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Let's say if you can afford to do it, then as we've said enough times,

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we'd be heading over to Turkey ourselves and getting it done.

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Yeah, I'm surprised that's nothing that's popped up on more feed over the time.

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But let's go back to the question.

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Sorry, we weren't after that.

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Back to James.

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So nothing Liverpool or Man United this week from him.

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It's just, I can tell that he's stuied on this as well,

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because this was after England's terrible performance.

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It was probably one of the, if not the worst.

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Sorry, go on, let's get to the question first.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, but it's not a question.

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It's a statement.

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This is how can Safegate even be allowed to manage a team?

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And then he's put this man hugs his face when he sneezes.

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Now, before I send this email, because this was the next day from James,

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to be fair, watching the game against Denmark, I'm just annoyed.

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And I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, Safegate's meal deal.

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Now this is something that we've bought up enough times ourselves.

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You've got to get the best items, the most expensive ones for your meal deal.

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He's definitely having more of a ham sandwich and a fucking ready-sorted.

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It's exactly what I'd put.

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My flying ham sandwich, warmer and ready-sorted crisps.

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I've seen all these though.

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Now, I didn't know this was a thing, but I'm sitting there, obviously,

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a lot of other people are sitting there doing the same thing.

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And I mean, the game itself was atrocious.

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We can't deny any of that.

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I think it's the worst game I've watched England play in,

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for as long as I can remember, the Denmark one.

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The man at the time of the ball got given away.

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Yeah.

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It's literally what everyone has said, all the presenters on Talksport,

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they think it's the worst professional tournament game that he has managed.

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Also, did you see that Ryan Rooney said, well, I said about taking Jordan Henderson.

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Did you see that?

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I didn't do that.

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He says he would have took Jordan Henderson just for the voice,

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which is what's been missing.

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Now, all he said, I would have took Jordan Henderson.

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Yeah.

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Just to...

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No, I'm not saying I'm a superstar coach.

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If you think that, that's fine.

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I can't help that.

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Yeah.

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But...

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You need to get on Football Manager for your tactics.

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Yeah.

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I would never play...

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I mean, this 4-2-3-1 system, I've always hated.

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Just go 4-3-3, just go flat out.

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Yeah.

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Just keep your...

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Do the spine, keep your wingers high and wide.

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Fuck it, and let's go.

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If you concede, you concede, but then you're backing yourself to score.

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Now, with England, I watched every single game up until their first game,

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and every game I enjoyed.

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Now, the first game England played, was it Slovenia the first one,

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or Slovakia was the first?

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Slovenia, yeah.

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Yeah.

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The shittiest game of the tournament.

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And then I watched a few more games, good, good.

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And then the Denmark-England game was the worst game of the tournament.

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I'm sick of what...

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England it was anyway for Denmark.

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Oh, no.

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Don't worry.

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Yeah, yeah, from Denmark.

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Yeah, they played OK.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying England played that bad.

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Denmark made England play that bad.

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I mean, take away how many missed raised passes was in that game?

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I can't remember seeing a top level game with that lower standard of passing.

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Yeah, the amount of...

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Because there's no structure, I don't want to sound like a character,

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but there's no structure, there's no pattern to the style of play,

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there's no guidance from savegate.

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You know, Bellingham, he said, just wasn't in the game.

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I feel like a lot of these players have gone to the tournament and thought,

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why am I here under this now?

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With all the people that have gone around me, we should be doing better,

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but we've got to listen to this number.

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I feel like a top manager would have made changes at half time.

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I feel like people like Jose Mourinho, Pep, Jürgen Klopp,

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these are the kind of managers that half time would have changed it.

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And everyone has their opinion on what they would have done,

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but I just feel like a top manager would have changed during half time.

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It's clearly not working.

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Let's not give you 10 more minutes because it's not going to work.

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And let's just change it now because they wouldn't expect...

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The last thing Denmark would expect is half time,

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England's made two or three changes.

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Probably, I'm not going to go into what I would have done,

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but obviously everyone would have had similar ideas.

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All that needed was one substitution

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and then change a couple of positions around that.

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Now you've mentioned it, I was sad because literally what I would have done,

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I would have took Trent off.

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I would have put Gordon on, dropped Jude Bellingham into the defensive role

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next to the right, put Gordon in the middle, put Gordon up.

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And I think, literally, I think probably millions of people thought the same thing

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because you were just lacking directness.

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Then you've got Saka on one side, Gordon on the other side,

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Pace, Taharikane, every time you come deep, you're going to fucking find me.

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Just stay the fuck up there.

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But Southgate loves him getting deep on the pitch, no one else.

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Giving no meaning to putting Steve there.

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I've seen Taharikane play for Brian Munich, he just dropped deep, but not that deep.

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Because he doesn't need to.

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Yeah, and he couldn't say because he's got runners off him and they stay high and wide.

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Yeah, terrible performance.

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I have seen some of these Southgate things like if Garry Southgate

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wears high vis to go into the left,

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Garry Southgate stops a red line, Grand Theft Auto.

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Yeah, well I've got a good few that I've saved myself.

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So if Southgate had a spoon, he would use his hands to eat.

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If Southgate was the Flash, he would walk.

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Southgate puts his phone on low power mode at 99%.

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Garry Southgate is the type of guy to give milk to a cow.

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Yeah, fuck yeah.

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Yeah, Red Lord GTA, I've got that one.

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Southgate is the type of guy to listen to his favourite song at the low volume.

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Garry Southgate wears swimming goggles to chop onions.

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You get what they're trying to say, he's too defensive minded.

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Yeah, just too negative.

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I've still got a couple more.

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Southgate would take the minus offer on the chase.

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He fucking would wouldn't he?

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100%.

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And it would be a big minus offer as well, like 20 grand or something.

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Yeah, like there's 30 grand, he's gone for, they're up to 30 grand.

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Minus 20, yeah, dude, that's two grand each.

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Yeah, and he only had one.

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No, that's two and a half, I think there's four on the chase, I said no, they're all minus.

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Right, he'd get kicked out anyway.

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Wears a helmet on his peloton.

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That was probably the best one.

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Wears shim pads playing FIFA, and this is probably my favourite one.

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Makes a shandy with alcohol-free beer.

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So yeah, there's just been a lot of bouts, to be fair, of people just terrorising him.

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For the last game now, I mean, even Punditsa coming out like Gary Lineker, I questioned him that.

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For the next game, if he comes up with that formation again, you know, it's just game over.

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Because even if we get through the next game, we're going to knock that.

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Yeah.

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It's just, I mean, something could have changed.

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Obviously, it's not working.

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It hasn't worked.

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I'm not saying it's Trenton McDonald's fault, because I feel like it's not just him.

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And I did see that Gary Neville was saying that for Arsenal, Declan Rice has been pushed further forward to the midfield free left position.

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Not the holding midfield road that's left to Jadriana.

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I always think he was a bit further forward, but then the guy from South had to come up and say, because we're missing Calvin Phillips.

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I mean, right, Calvin Phillips is Calvin Phillips.

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He's not Tony Cruz, you get what I'm saying?

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Yeah.

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He's replaceable.

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He's a good player.

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I'd love him to have him at Birmingham.

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I know they're a sh** club now.

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But any decent team would, you know, he's a decent player, but he's not a player that after England draw with Denmark, you go,

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we're missing Calvin Phillips.

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Yeah, he's, he just shows how, as you say, he's a good player, but he's not top class.

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No, no.

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Because Man City boy barely played him.

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He goes to West Ham, barely plays.

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And again, not saying that West Ham are above Calvin Phillips, but, you know, he just shows just from West Ham alone that he's replaceable.

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You know, because West Ham played fine without him in the midfield.

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Fair enough, he had a few injuries, so he couldn't play every game.

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But it's just a stupid excuse to come out with, there's no need for it.

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He just needs to admit that he was wrong.

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But I was saying this before the game.

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So in the morning, I was literally like, he's going to play for a draw today because he knows he just needs a draw, just needs four points, and he's guaranteed to go through.

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And especially when I was listening to Slovenia and Serbia, and because of that, finishing as the draw, I just knew straight away that he's not going to put in a pre-match speech saying to the lads, we're going out there, we're going to bat them or anything.

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It's just going to be, yeah, just stick to what I'm telling you, and we'll get the results.

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The thing for me is he substitutes the wrong as well, he puts Bowen on instead of Gordon or Karl Palmer, which I like Bowen, but you've used the same structure twice now.

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Put him on the first game, put him on the second game, just give these lads a chance.

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What's the point of bringing them?

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Another thing I thought, why don't you just go 4-2 and just have Ollie Watkins with Harry Kane, because if he's going to drop D, at least that'll work.

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So going to a 4-4-2, which is old school English tactics, that could work because then he can still have Trent in the midfield on the roads, Karl Walker behind him.

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And even if Harry Kane did drop D.

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Harry Kane more as a 4-4-1 essentially there. Bowen, I still wouldn't put him on the left really though, but that would work better than this system that he's trying to use.

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I suppose what I'm trying to say is we all can see stuff that we would do as not managers to change a game, because it was so easy to see what needed to be changed.

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And for him not to do it, that's why everyone's like, that's why even pundits are coming out and saying shit, because everyone can see there's not one person at home that did not sit there and go, this needs to happen.

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And so going on to the pundits, this is what annoys me with the logs of Lineker and Shearer and all that. These were the people that were hoiping him up.

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You know, four weeks ago.

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Going to win the tournament, sorry.

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Well, we've all the 10-hog interviews with Toucheal and all that. These were all the people saying that, man, you know, we should get Southgate as the next manager.

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And it just goes to show that they knew that he was a moppie, but because they don't know what man, you know, they'd happily have him in charge because they know how bad it would be.

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I think Southgate has managed himself out of a decent job after England, just from that performance.

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If he would have left after the World Cup, like he was going to, but obviously he saw an extension.

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Yeah, he would have, I don't know, he probably could have got a Newcastle job or something when they got their new owners and started to change things around.

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Might have even been able to have got the Brighton job or something.

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Yeah, he's definitely managed himself out of a good job, tactically.

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I can't see him doing anything now.

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I mean, yeah, I really can't see where he goes next, either. I can't see a club that will benefit from his... I don't know what he can provide for anyone.

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He's the highest paid manager at the Euros.

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Yeah.

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So you wouldn't think he'd have to work again because obviously he's earned like five million plus a year and he has been for five years.

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So easy maths, plus whatever he's earned before that, managing, playing. So he's, you know.

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Yeah, he's definitely set up. But I think he just...

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All I can see him doing now is just be a pundit on the TV.

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Yeah, yeah. He'll go back to ITV.

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Yeah, because anyone, any club that is going to be brave enough, slash stupid, to take him on as their next manager, it's a real, real risk.

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I'll tell you a club that would have Birmingham. Birmingham City are the type of club now that would get to the Premier League, sack the manager that's got them to the Premier League, go Southcote.

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Fucking, that's the kind of club Birmingham are.

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Yeah. But then again, I still can't see Tom Brady being that stupid to allow that to happen, really.

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Because surely Tom Brady, even though he's not a football man...

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But only with Usy. So Usy was the manager before, Ryan Rooney pretty much got him around the guy there.

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But again, that's a new one. I think though, isn't it? The thing that no better abstract a why and the one again that...

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The name, it was more of a new person.

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Yeah, because obviously he did a little bit... was it DC in old, did he manage?

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DC in old, he didn't do too well with them.

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Again, that's just the MLS really, isn't it?

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Diaby can, he done decent with them. But I like Ryan Rooney, he's a punty.

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I really wish he would stick to puntery because he's just so open and honest.

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A bit like Roy King, he doesn't bit around the bush.

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And I really like, one of the things I do like about the puntery, Cess Fabregas.

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I've only seen him a couple of times on it now because I haven't had enough time to watch as much of the games as the one or two.

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So the one thing I've always loved about football is tactics.

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So Monday Night Football, I used to get in probably on seven o'clock, watch Gary and fucking Jamie speak about the football.

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And I used to fucking love it. More so Gary Neville, I used to like what he had to say more than Jamie Carragher.

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I don't know why.

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Because you couldn't understand most of the stuff he said, that's what.

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Yeah, I always feel like he'd always just try to go against Gary Neville at the start, just to go against him.

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But again, do you think that's the producers? So you can get them to half argue, essentially.

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Yeah, I think it is half that. And I think football is just about opinions, isn't it?

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So like what me and you chatted about for the last half, now that's what it means.

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Someone blocked, now South God's spot on. You know what I mean?

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And I'd love to find someone like that.

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Yeah, but you get what I'm saying now. It's opinions, isn't it, football?

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But yeah, I used to love watching all that. So love hearing Seth Fabregas talk.

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A bit better than Anne Shearer, Mika Richards.

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Yeah, Mika, it's just for the personalities and just because he's bubbly and a bit loud.

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A height, a fucking, what's her name? Is he Casey? His name Casey Stoner.

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Used to play for Blues Women, the female pundit for ITV.

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I think her name's Casey Stoner.

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I probably know the face.

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Yeah, she does score sports Monday night as well. Sometimes fucking kills me.

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It's just, literally mate, get me on there. I'll talk about football more than her.

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Honestly, she does. Yeah, so there's some pundits, sorry Jay, on the boarder.

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I see the punditry and I won't watch the boarder.

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Yeah, or just have it on mute.

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For five live, I'd listen to the Dublin talk about it.

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God, I don't know what's worse then.

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But there was two of them, again I don't know the names, but it was two women standing there

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pitch-sod before one of the games the other day. And they weren't even talking about the game

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for like three minutes.

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Yeah, I can't remember the name. I know it's that, the old England top goalscorer I think that one.

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I know we'd gone there. And then, yeah, I know who you're on about mate.

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I know who you're on about. I remember seeing it.

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Literally, I listened to it for 30 seconds. I was like, no. And I did just turn the volume down.

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And they were just standing there and they're laughing and I'm like, yeah, they're still not talking about football.

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They're still not talking about it. And I had to wait until they went off to turn the volume up.

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I'll give credit though. There is one female commentator that I really like compared to Steve.

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There's a few female commentary commentators. One of them I can't stand. I don't know the names.

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There's one that, you know what, she talks about football and I get it.

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The other two, I think there's one on ITV and there's another one on BBC One. I can't stand.

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Yeah. I can't remember. I'll have to get her name because she's really, I actually, I watched it and she just wanted to change it.

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Yeah. There is quite a few though where they've just tried to force, just because they were semi-decent women football players,

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they've tried to force them into punditry just to kind of try and make it more relevant.

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And there's no need for it. Women's games come on leaps and bounds over the last few years.

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There's no need to keep trying to force these things in.

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But I mean, just two little Brummies on a podcast isn't really going to change that easy.

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That's why we need all you listeners to share this. You know, like, share, download, subscribe, do all that jazz.

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And get us more popular so we can be the voice of the people and start changing all these negative producers,

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00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:53,960
trying to downgrade our TV enjoyments for their personal gains.

454
00:27:53,960 --> 00:28:00,960
Yeah. I mean, for another football podcast, we spoke about football quality the last few weeks, but that's obviously with the Euros.

455
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,960
Yeah. It's going to be a negative review.

456
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,960
And I do think we talk football better than Tom Garry. You know that geezer.

457
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,960
Tom Garry. I can't believe his name is still being mentioned.

458
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,960
But that's just reminding me someone that you've never logged.

459
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,960
I mean, no one's ever really logged. It's finally over.

460
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,960
What's that? Mr. Beaver. What's happened? He's fucking bankrupt now.

461
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:30,960
Is he really? Yeah. Again, I've just been seeing the TikTok stream, like the videos of his live stream.

462
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:39,960
So I don't know when it was, obviously within the last couple of days, he was doing a live stream.

463
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:44,960
He green screen showing his Monzo bank account behind him overdraft.

464
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:50,960
The draft was 750 and he was on 747, something like that. He's arguing with his missus.

465
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:55,960
He owes her five grand. She's paid for everything. This and that log.

466
00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:04,960
And yeah, so he's broke. She's kicking him out. And you could see for like 10 seconds because he's just quiet.

467
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,960
He's trying to force a tear out to try and make it all emotional.

468
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,960
To be devil's advocate here, I would say he's probably got another account with money in it.

469
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,960
And it's just for storyline. It should do. Yes.

470
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:22,960
Because I feel like half the stuff on TikTok now is just stories like people make up stuff for content.

471
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:30,960
Yeah. Well, with the way that they were arguing, she was shouting to him, you've been too arrogant.

472
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:36,960
You've become big headed. And he was like, yeah, but I've been relevant for six months.

473
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,960
She says, yes, six months. What are you going to do now? You've got nothing to do.

474
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,960
You're not going to be able to do anything. He's like, yeah, that's right.

475
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:49,960
TikTok ruined my life. I can't even get a normal job. And it sounds made up.

476
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,960
That does it sounds like. Well, I don't think he even had a job beforehand.

477
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,960
So he's not going to be able to. He's got no longevity in him.

478
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,960
Like when he runs over, he runs over. Yeah.

479
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,960
But yeah, he was definitely trying to force out a tear.

480
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,960
And he says that TikTok ruined his life.

481
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,960
And there was more context to it, more things being said.

482
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,960
But I was just laughing, thinking, actually he's going to look at this.

483
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,960
Well, hopefully that leaves the end of him because he's a twat. Yeah.

484
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,960
He just come across as quite.

485
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:25,960
Quite prickly. Like he seemed like he does seem arrogant.

486
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,960
Yeah, definitely because he started to get a bit of a warning.

487
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,960
Like that's what he's got in there.

488
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,960
I mean, there's a fair few women out there that does that as well. Yeah, that's true.

489
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,960
Yeah. Not my own miss, is that?

490
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:48,960
So we shall get onto more of the correspondence now anyway.

491
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:54,960
So we've got a couple of questions again. Right.

492
00:30:54,960 --> 00:31:00,960
And we will get on to it once I can reorganise this properly.

493
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,960
Because for some reason I'm just not looking at it right.

494
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,960
So there was a question from Lauren.

495
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:12,960
Why can men be happy with a simple life, but women can't?

496
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,960
OK.

497
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:20,960
Now, to me, it's just the basic thing that we can just sit there in silence

498
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,960
and not have to do anything to just be having a good time.

499
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,960
Right. So for me, I'm going to ask you this question.

500
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,960
If you won the lottery tomorrow, obviously you'd go a bit more at first.

501
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:38,960
But after you've won a bit of the world, what would you want to do with your money?

502
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:45,960
So after I've had a massive blowout of a holiday and...

503
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,960
Like you've had six months of just, yeah, just enjoying things and that.

504
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,960
Then I mean, I don't know if I have actually said it on the pod before,

505
00:31:54,960 --> 00:32:01,960
but I would genuinely just buy old derelict barns or run down buildings

506
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:08,960
and just do them all in my own time, own way, and then just set them up.

507
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,960
So, yeah, just flip properties.

508
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:18,960
So you see these people that like to upcycle furniture or something,

509
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,960
get an old car and bring it back to its old glory days.

510
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,960
It's that kind of thing, but just with houses.

511
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:31,960
See, so what I'm trying to get at, see for me, say if I won your millions,

512
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:38,960
I would go to Wyoming, buy a ranch, just with a nice view,

513
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:43,960
you know, far close enough to a town that's just got all the amenities that you want.

514
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,960
And I'll just fucking live happy for the rest of my life.

515
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:51,960
So what I'm trying to say, I feel like men's life is just easier because this one,

516
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,960
I'm just saying, all men care about, as long as they have a nice haircut,

517
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,960
when they want a haircut, fine.

518
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,960
But with girls, it has to be nails, lashes, hair.

519
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,960
I think eyelashes can cost, you know, while your sister does all that stuff.

520
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,960
Yeah.

521
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,960
I mean, 100 quid, am I being...

522
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,960
I think that's kind of like an average price for it

523
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,960
because there's all sorts of different eyelashes, Russian ones and this and that.

524
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:20,960
And then there's nails, which is 50 quid for a liquid, hair, hair extensions.

525
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Eyebrows.

526
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:29,960
Yeah, so I feel like the question is men are happy because it's just, they don't need a lot.

527
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:38,960
They just need pretty much just the basics, TV, computer or TV, watch and think.

528
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:47,960
There's always something going on in the woman's mind, I feel, that it's 100 mile an hour.

529
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:52,960
That's why a lot of you can have a bit of an altercation

530
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,960
and they'll bring up something from six years ago that you don't even remember

531
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,960
because they've never stopped thinking about it.

532
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,960
Right.

533
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,960
Yet we can just, as you say, just sit there, watch whatever crap on the TV

534
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:12,960
or even just flick through nonsense on the phone and not be bothered, not have a care in the world.

535
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960
And that's fine.

536
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,960
Just sit there, do nothing where there's always something that's got to be done.

537
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Not with every woman, but they're always thinking about what's next.

538
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,960
What can I do now?

539
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,960
What can I do tomorrow?

540
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,960
What can I do next week?

541
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,960
Where we can just go with the flow.

542
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,960
All right, yeah, there's nothing planned.

543
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,960
Don't worry about it. It's fine.

544
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,960
I do feel like with the generation below us, it is more Instagram.

545
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,960
So you've got to be showing that you're living your best life.

546
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,960
It's just to see myself, I've got to be more better.

547
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,960
You don't see that it's all paid on that client.

548
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,960
Is it called client? Are we paying three or four month repayments?

549
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,960
Yeah.

550
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:58,960
So I think it just meant just don't need a lot.

551
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,960
I know I don't need a lot. I know you don't need a lot.

552
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,960
How nice. That's when we spoke badly before.

553
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:10,960
It's said it's always been low-rent. Just nice, not massive house, big house.

554
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,960
Nice view. Ranch, few animals.

555
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,960
Like in my dog house.

556
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,960
I don't know, as he's lying there, snoring his head off.

557
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,960
I think things change as you get older as well, though.

558
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,960
Because when we were younger, we did want to have the better clothes.

559
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Always trying to keep up with the fresh trim and, you know, white cheese

560
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,960
and bits of jewellery and whatever.

561
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:41,960
Not really trying to flex, but wanting to go for the effort to make yourself feel good.

562
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:47,960
And then, you know, come sort of like mid-20s, it's like, I don't know why I'm bothering.

563
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,960
I don't need to do this.

564
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,960
Wearing the nicest of clothes and everything isn't really making me happy.

565
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,960
Doing nothing is making me happy.

566
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,960
Like we've said before, we want to go out and enjoy a good beer and that,

567
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,960
we don't want to be standing up. We want to be sitting down.

568
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,960
We want to be comfortable.

569
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,960
I think that's really just making it to the point where they just know what they like,

570
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,960
what they don't like, and they just die in that line as well.

571
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:17,960
Again, look what we touched on last week, you know, how men don't really make new friends

572
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:23,960
after a certain age, because you just, you've already got your friends,

573
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,960
you don't need any more, and you're just happy with what you've got.

574
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:34,960
We don't like to complicate things. So hopefully that's helped you out, Lauren.

575
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,960
Thanks for your email.

576
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:41,960
Yeah, thanks for that. Send your emails in at realtalkandpod.gmail.com.

577
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:49,960
Some of them are WhatsApps from the hotline, 0747 0488 096.

578
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:54,960
Links are always in the description as well, so send all your messages in.

579
00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:01,960
And then kind of a similar question, but it is different from Jess.

580
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Do you have any boys will be boys moments, like when you see these videos of why women live longer than men?

581
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:17,960
So the first ones that come to mind with me is just when we was younger,

582
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,960
I mean, we'd still do it now, is just going on little kids arcade games and stuff,

583
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,960
ones that we'd always play as a kid.

584
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:32,960
And then the other side of that is, I mean, many years ago now,

585
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:39,960
me and one of the other lads, he bought a taser, obviously an electric taser.

586
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,960
And we just spent hours, I mean, there was a few beers that had been flowing,

587
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,960
but we just spent hours just zapping ourselves, zapping each other.

588
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:53,960
One of the other lads come round, Mr. Green, and he literally trolled it once,

589
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,960
and then he was just too scared, wouldn't touch it again.

590
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,960
And yeah, it's just got...

591
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:04,960
The song just come into me head then, the one that was always, we'd go, jackass.

592
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,960
If you're going to be dumb, you got to be tough.

593
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,960
And I think that literally just sums up men really, isn't it?

594
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah, well, I've got a story with that taser, and he's boys being boys, so to speak.

595
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,960
We had a little gal from the last lot.

596
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,960
I can't remember what he was for.

597
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:26,960
But anyway, that taser, army lads taser, one of the other lads got it,

598
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,960
and zapped one of the other lads, and he was like, what the fuck was that?

599
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Now, at this point, everyone's like it.

600
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,960
So anyway, they go into, this was at my mum's, and this is before we moved into the house here.

601
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,960
We had the garage, which was converted into the bedroom.

602
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:51,960
So then army lads saw that he had the taser, then three of them walked into the bedroom,

603
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,960
zapped the other lad again, he bagged him.

604
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,960
Army lad took his finger and started throwing his finger up the other lad's butt,

605
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,960
while he's trying to hold it, like not getting his dick on shot.

606
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,960
And he's just standing there going, ah.

607
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,960
At this point, my mum and dad walk out the front, and they had a solid window,

608
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,960
and they were just looking into it with their friends leaving,

609
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:20,960
just seeing this lad get fingered up his butt, or being tasered.

610
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960
That's, yeah.

611
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,960
I mean, is there any more boys being boys than that?

612
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:27,960
I mean.

613
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,960
Men doing dumb stuff, any?

614
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:39,960
And this lad, the one that got tasered, now he's like fingered up his bum,

615
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,960
well, got fingered up his bum.

616
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:47,960
Afa Bawr, he would, as he walked past him, he'd grab your dick.

617
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,960
I never get that.

618
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,960
The one thing he'd done, I'll tell you this story.

619
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,960
So he used to shower with his boxers on.

620
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,960
So boxers, not even swimming trunks?

621
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:06,960
No, no, so like after football, right, he used to shower with his boxers on.

622
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:11,960
I never used to have a shower, because if anyone that's been in football knows,

623
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,960
it's just fucking, it's like 20 men off, and two showers, whatever.

624
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,960
But he used to shower with his boxers on and everything.

625
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,960
But when the lad used to have a shower, there was this big, I can't remember the lad's name,

626
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:29,960
he was a tall black guy, and he went to me and the other lad,

627
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,960
he thought, fucking, I looked us all as if he was fucking cock.

628
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,960
So we've all looked up.

629
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,960
And the guy was just rubbing his butt, standing naked in the middle of the changing room,

630
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,960
just rubbing body lotion, had a six-pack, so obviously he's topless,

631
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,960
rubbing body lotion all over his body.

632
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,960
So he was the black man that was rubbing lotion on?

633
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,960
Yeah, yeah.

634
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,960
That's why they have better skin than most of us,

635
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,960
because they're always rubbing the coconut butter and all that around them at night.

636
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,960
Well, yeah.

637
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,960
And then again, that wasn't gay though, was he?

638
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,960
He didn't look in a gay way.

639
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,960
No, not...

640
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,960
There's a few stories, like we spoke off the podcast when he told me about this,

641
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:17,960
it was that time when we was all in a Ynappa, and we took a shortcut for whatever reason.

642
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,960
For some reason, there was a big alleyway dug out,

643
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,960
and outside the jump was probably about, I can't remember it now,

644
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,960
it was a big enough jump, and it was pretty deep.

645
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,960
And it was either you jump across, or it's like a technique detour back to where it was going.

646
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:40,960
And anyone that's been in Cyprus knows that a hot dally is, so just jumped it.

647
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,960
Wouldn't do it now, fucking...

648
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,960
You wouldn't even risk doing that now, because you'd be fine, you broke your leg, mate.

649
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,960
Yeah, I think...

650
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:55,960
And like you were saying, with the arcade, you just jump on the little cars where you put a £50...

651
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,960
Yeah, just the little... I can't say I'm surprised, but it was, yeah, the little...

652
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,960
Because they weren't bump cars.

653
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,960
No, they were just little kids' cars that go around the little circle.

654
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,960
Yeah, I remember us all just...

655
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,960
It was Skegness or Yama, one or two.

656
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,960
Yeah, I remember that one once.

657
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,960
All four of us on them.

658
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,960
Yeah, just doing circles.

659
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:23,960
That was us living our best life at that point.

660
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,960
Yeah, and just even just going and playing, all in the cage, and that's just simple...

661
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:34,960
I know I'm kind of going back to the last question now, but yeah, just simple things like that.

662
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,960
Yeah, it was good old days, really.

663
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:45,960
Yeah, I suppose there could be more boys being boys things that we'll probably think of, if we ever do.

664
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,960
Try and remember to bring them up on the part we will.

665
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,960
So I'll just say, the lad that had his finger...

666
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,960
His one finger.

667
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,960
The next day, I didn't even question it, he just says, he just put in the WhatsApp group,

668
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,960
what is my bum so sore?

669
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,960
He definitely forgot.

670
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,960
Either that or he went back home and done it all to himself.

671
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,960
Finished himself off, yeah.

672
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Enjoyed it so much, didn't he?

673
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,960
But yeah, moving on.

674
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Sorry, I will just quickly check.

675
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,960
No, that was that, that was that.

676
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,960
Yeah, we've done James's.

677
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,960
So yeah, moving on.

678
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,960
I mean, to be fair, James already had one of these for Southgate, wasn't he?

679
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,960
Hey, what's it all about?

680
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,960
So yeah, we shall move on to Ashley's favourite feature.

681
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960
It is.

682
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:49,960
So there was one which, to be fair, I think it was, it should have been on last week,

683
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,960
but I don't know why I forgot it.

684
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,960
But well, yeah, it was this one.

685
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,960
So it was from Jess and Jess says...

686
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:09,960
Random people just smiling at me whilst walking around.

687
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,960
Weird.

688
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,960
It's more in the morning when everyone wants to go, morning.

689
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Yeah, no, this is kind of like an old fashioned thing really, because back in the day,

690
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,960
before we was even around, that was just the common thing.

691
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,960
I think everyone would walk around just smiling, hello, morning, how you do,

692
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,960
tip of the hat to you, sir, all that kind of thing.

693
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,960
And so I get it still now while I'm walking around, I'll get older generation, hello, morning.

694
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,960
And I'll say it back because I'm for loads.

695
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:52,960
But I feel like these days, you can't look at anyone without being seen as a creep.

696
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:58,960
I'd like to just imagine that it's just old people just still trying to do the politeness,

697
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:04,960
just hello, morning or anything to Jess, but it could be men trying to creep on her.

698
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,960
That's probably why she's getting a bit weirded out.

699
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:14,960
So, yeah, I think you just need to try not to make too much eye contact,

700
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,960
because that's when you're going to get the smile then as well.

701
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,960
And wear headphones.

702
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:26,960
Yeah, but my headphones are big and people still like to try and talk to me.

703
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,960
Because that cracks me up, but I have to, I can see that they're talking to me.

704
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,960
I'm like, hang on a sec.

705
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,960
And then because after Tom, I'm having to swap the lead, the dog lead,

706
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,960
not any other lead into the other hand and then press pause on the right headphone,

707
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,960
and then pull it back, sorry, didn't hear any of that, and then they'll start talking again.

708
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:56,960
So I'd get the hint and I'll try and pull it back over my ear and they're still trying to talk.

709
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,960
But yeah, a lot of the time it is the older generation.

710
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:04,960
I think anything normally past the, because it normally happens when you're on a dog walk.

711
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:09,960
You get the head down, nod, morning, you go, morning, that's all you need to do.

712
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:15,960
I think anything with a smile like morning, with a smile in, it's a bit creepy.

713
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,960
It's just a straight face, head down, morning.

714
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,960
Yeah, that's it.

715
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Someone said it to me yesterday, I've got morning big man.

716
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,960
A little compliment.

717
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,960
I didn't forget about that obviously, I'm thinking about it now.

718
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,960
But how do you know he wasn't talking to the dog?

719
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,960
No, no, mate, he was talking to me.

720
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,960
And was it a man?

721
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:41,960
Yeah, he was a man's man as well, so I think he called me big man.

722
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,960
No, I just bring him a spell.

723
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,960
Yeah, well, maybe he did as well.

724
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:50,960
That's probably the thought of you as big man.

725
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,960
Right, so I feel like we're just reversing the order now.

726
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,960
So that was Jesse's one.

727
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,960
We've got one from Lauren, she says.

728
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:04,960
Why people don't, no, sorry, when people don't park in the Bay straight or straight to North stresses me out.

729
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:09,960
You know, yes, yes, it's those ones where they're coming out of angle.

730
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,960
So it's like, right, then you have to, right, so if you haven't got a passenger,

731
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,960
then you have to dictate which way you drive in.

732
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,960
And then you're like, how am I going to get back into their car without hitting my car?

733
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:27,960
Like with the door, pranking the door or something.

734
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:33,960
So most of the time, if I see a car parked in an angle, I am parking next to them.

735
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,960
See, I love it.

736
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,960
It cracks me up.

737
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:37,960
I love it.

738
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:46,960
If when they've parked in a stupid angle, because I always reverse parking anyway.

739
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,960
So if I end up that there are more left, I'll reverse in.

740
00:47:51,960 --> 00:48:01,960
And if, especially if they're overhanging on the bay that I'm parking in a touch as well, I'll reverse parking so close just to wind them up because they can ding the van.

741
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:02,960
Yeah.

742
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,960
It's already been bad.

743
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:13,960
So for me, what I tend to do now because of this situation is look for space because all I mind, you know, like, I'm not going to do that.

744
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:24,960
I don't mind parking quite far while I'm walking just for the sake that no one's going to prank my car like that.

745
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,960
I mean, whether it depends on where I'll park.

746
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,960
Because if it's raining, I'll try and get as close as I can just so I'm not going to get soaked too much.

747
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,960
I do not mind, mate.

748
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:39,960
I would rather get a little bit wet because you're going to get wet unless you're going to get wet.

749
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,960
If it's raining, you're going to get wet.

750
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:41,960
Right.

751
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,960
So for me, I like parking completely.

752
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,960
I'm not saying like the end of the car park.

753
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:52,960
But yeah, you know, you know, you see, like, full everyone bought the shops.

754
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:58,960
It's all done as you come out medium and then just that right medium there where you know no one's going to park quite next to you.

755
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,960
Where you got an empty parking space either side.

756
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,960
Reverse that in.

757
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,960
Fucking spot on, mate.

758
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:05,960
Yeah.

759
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:06,960
But yeah, I never get that.

760
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:10,960
The worst ones is sometimes when people park over two lines.

761
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
Yeah.

762
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,960
Oh, my God. I've seen it the other day when swimming.

763
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,960
And he parked literally.

764
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,960
Took up four spaces because he wasn't.

765
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,960
He parked over four spaces.

766
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,960
So do you know what I mean, Jay?

767
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,960
Yeah.

768
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,960
It was literally his wheels was four different spots.

769
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,960
Yeah.

770
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,960
Look, man, I don't get it.

771
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,960
Some people just have no awareness and stuff like that.

772
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,960
And it's ridiculous.

773
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,960
It's scary when you see a car parked fucked up and the car's ballad.

774
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,960
Fuck that.

775
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,960
Yeah.

776
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,960
Literally like the front door scratch.

777
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,960
No, I am I going near that car.

778
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,960
It's the worst one we park and you see a car parked up next to yours fucked up.

779
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:51,960
Fuck.

780
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,960
Yeah.

781
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,960
I did a few years ago.

782
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,960
So he was sort of locked towards the end of the covid restrictions.

783
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,960
Or the motor still been on a little bit.

784
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:04,960
I can't remember exactly.

785
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,960
I remember using the voice car to go shopping.

786
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,960
And I've done a quick lap around, got the food.

787
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:19,960
As I come out, there was a car that pulled into the bay next to me and that scratched the car.

788
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,960
Obviously, if it was the van, wouldn't have been bothered.

789
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,960
But it's the voice car.

790
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:25,960
So I'm annoyed.

791
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,960
And I'm standing there for about 10 minutes.

792
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,960
No sign of anyone coming out yet.

793
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:37,960
So I'm rummaging through and I found a bit of cardboard off of a packaging or something.

794
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,960
I managed to find a pen in there as well.

795
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,960
And I've started to roll down the details.

796
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,960
So her car details, what they've done.

797
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,960
And I took pictures and that as well.

798
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:55,960
And I was going to leave it on the front window so they could get in touch.

799
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,960
And just as I finished, I've seen this old boy walking, comes to the car.

800
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,960
I was like, you're all right, mate.

801
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,960
You've hit the car.

802
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,960
And he was completely oblivious.

803
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:07,960
He was like, no, I haven't.

804
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,960
And I said, you have.

805
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,960
Because it was a grey car that the missus had at the time.

806
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,960
And his was like a burgundy colour.

807
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,960
And you could see the way that the painted chipped onto it a little bit.

808
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,960
You could see the scratch marks.

809
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,960
And everyone just all lined up with his car.

810
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,960
Yeah, because he somehow managed to park across the front.

811
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,960
Because again, I've reversed into the bay.

812
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,960
So he's sort of parked over in front a little bit.

813
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:40,960
And you can see the scratch order that's on his car anyway.

814
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,960
And so he started to panic a little bit.

815
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:50,960
I was like, look, I just want your details so we can get it sorted for the insurance.

816
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,960
He was visiting family from Scotland.

817
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,960
He was only there for a couple of days.

818
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,960
And so I think he was playing around a little bit.

819
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,960
He was like, no, I don't need this.

820
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,960
I'm only here to see family for a few days.

821
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,960
I was like, yeah, none of us need this, mate.

822
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,960
I said, but you've done what you've done.

823
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:06,960
I've waited for you.

824
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,960
So I just need the details.

825
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,960
So I took all the details down that I needed to.

826
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,960
So it was probably after I finished shopping.

827
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,960
Best part of half now at this point now that I've waited.

828
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,960
Food's getting warm in the car.

829
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,960
So got back.

830
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:22,960
You think the Mrs.

831
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,960
Was fucking bothered?

832
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,960
No, just because it was the company car.

833
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:31,960
And then because I had some tea cup, which for anyone that doesn't know, it's just sort of like a creamy liquids.

834
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:32,960
Yeah.

835
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,960
You just said the massage.

836
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:34,960
Yeah.

837
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:35,960
It'll clean up a little bit.

838
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,960
So I've ended up having to do that.

839
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,960
And it's gotten my law, you know, the majority.

840
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,960
Well, yeah, I thought, well, I did above that weight.

841
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:47,960
And then I could guarantee if I didn't get the details, it would have been an argument.

842
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,960
Yeah. Well, all drivers are among the worst drivers.

843
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,960
Now I've said this for one.

844
00:52:52,960 --> 00:53:01,960
I think we all spoke about old drivers should not allowed to drive between the hours of so like half seven in the morning to 10 o'clock.

845
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,960
They shouldn't be able to drive, you know, when everyone's going to work.

846
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:04,960
Yeah.

847
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,960
Then from half 10, they should be able to drive to like two o'clock.

848
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,960
So they're not in the way of the school run.

849
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,960
And then after the work.

850
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,960
So yeah.

851
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,960
And I've got to get it all fucking done.

852
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,960
Yeah.

853
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:19,960
I was always saying this.

854
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:20,960
Oh, boy.

855
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:21,960
When was it?

856
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:22,960
Last weekend.

857
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:23,960
Last weekend.

858
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,960
So shops around, bomber moms.

859
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,960
You park up.

860
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,960
You got a bar in front of you.

861
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,960
You know, you just turn in reversing.

862
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:33,960
No dramas.

863
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:34,960
It comes in a pose.

864
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:35,960
You are too away.

865
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,960
Look, as he's turned, he must have put the car in neutral.

866
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,960
So he's put his foot down.

867
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:48,960
And then like literally almost bounced off the ballad.

868
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,960
But in his head, look, he got up.

869
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,960
That's normal.

870
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,960
Didn't see how close his car was to the ballad.

871
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:56,960
I'm there like fucking out.

872
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,960
He almost took the ballad with him, but nothing got up.

873
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:00,960
Got his newspaper.

874
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,960
That's how old he was.

875
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,960
And fucking got back in and reversed it.

876
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,960
Oh my God, mate.

877
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,960
So you know, when you reverse and you've got a car next to you, you've got to reverse

878
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:11,960
straight.

879
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,960
And then you start turning.

880
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:13,960
Cause you've turned straight away.

881
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:15,960
The more you're going to keep the end of their car.

882
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,960
Yeah.

883
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,960
Yeah.

884
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:18,960
So you get halfway past halfway.

885
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,960
That's going to start maneuvering the steering wheel.

886
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,960
He started turning, went straight, turned again.

887
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,960
I'm like, fuck it.

888
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,960
I might just fucking do a fire.

889
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:27,960
Yeah.

890
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,960
Walk to shots from now on.

891
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,960
Yeah.

892
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:31,960
Fuck you know.

893
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:38,960
It's just reminding me years ago, we went to the Sainsbury's up by the Jag.

894
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:43,960
And I don't know, we was probably getting a game or something.

895
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:49,960
But I remember as we were about to leave, this old woman in a red car, like a Metro or something,

896
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,960
hit me.

897
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,960
So not me, but hit the man.

898
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,960
And we were both sort of looking shocked.

899
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,960
That really just happened.

900
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,960
I remember us throwing a lot of chaser around the car park.

901
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,960
And I'm beeping and flashing and that.

902
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,960
And she just blip, no light yet.

903
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,960
Didn't have a clue what had happened.

904
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:06,960
Oh God, that was funny.

905
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:12,960
That was, but yeah, I mean, we could moan about hours and hours.

906
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:13,960
That could be a whole episode.

907
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:20,960
I'm telling you, literally the amount of stuff that I have seen over the years is horrendous.

908
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,960
But yeah, thanks for that.

909
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:34,960
And now we've got Joe, who says.

910
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,960
People standing around chatting in shops.

911
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,960
I'm here to get food, get out of the way barrel.

912
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,960
Yeah, no.

913
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:50,960
Since the put barrel as well, I'm guessing it's an old person.

914
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,960
No, this happened to me yesterday.

915
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:59,960
So me in the shop, the shopkeeper knows someone in front of me.

916
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:04,960
So I'm standing with my stuff, you know, ready to get served.

917
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,960
And these two old people are chatting for average.

918
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,960
She's done. She's paid.

919
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:14,960
Yeah, just move along, move along and let me pay and carry on talking.

920
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,960
You don't need to talk to me and then just scan my items while you're talking.

921
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,960
Talk over me. I don't care.

922
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,960
No, no, no, no.

923
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,960
Oh, and they're in the way when they're doing the fucking noise and you've got the trolley.

924
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:27,960
Excuse me.

925
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,960
Yeah. And like what you're saying when they're talking, when they've already paid and that.

926
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,960
And then you get the awkward look.

927
00:56:33,740 --> 00:56:41,960
I'm ready to go.

928
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,960
They're looking at you as if you're inconvenienced.

929
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:43,960
Let's just get this transaction done.

930
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:44,960
So I can go.

931
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,960
But yeah, I have it too.

932
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,960
I hate shopping in general.

933
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:54,960
And that's why I mean, again, I suppose this is a bit of a man thing because my miss is anytime food shopping,

934
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,960
I want to go up and down every oil.

935
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,960
Nothing's changed.

936
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,960
Every now and again, they will reorganize the shelves in as that.

937
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,960
And yeah, you might need to sort of re familiarize with the new layout.

938
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:15,960
But if you want tea bags, go to the tea, get your tea bags, get your milk.

939
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,960
So the big one, I know I already don't have.

940
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:19,960
Well, I did. I did do a design.

941
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,960
That's what I think is anyway.

942
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,960
Don't get me started with these signs now. I remember again years ago.

943
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:30,960
All I needed was bin bags and, you know, they used to be called black bags.

944
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:32,960
But you got to be PC now, haven't you?

945
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:41,960
So I'm looking at the overhead in the as that and it's got a lot cleaning products, whatever else, bin liners.

946
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:46,960
Well, it actually said black bags. This was that long ago when it didn't matter.

947
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:51,960
I'm walking down and I can see cleaning stuff, tinfoil, whatever, and I'm not.

948
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,960
There's no black bags there. So I'll go along the next one.

949
00:57:55,960 --> 00:58:01,960
Nothing there. So I'll come back to the first one that says the black bags up and down.

950
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:05,960
And I'm looking at I'm not. There's no there's no bin bags whatsoever.

951
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,960
There's no black bags. There's no white bags. There's no green refuse, sacks or anything.

952
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,960
So I've gone to the worker who's stacking whatever on the shelf.

953
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,960
Excuse me. You tell me where the black bags are placed.

954
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,960
And they've looked up at the side and they're not there.

955
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,960
I'm not the nut.

956
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,960
So they've ended up realizing that they're not on that oil.

957
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,960
They've took me to the other one that I didn't walk down.

958
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,960
They're not there. They are. I was not being funny.

959
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,960
But even you looked up at the side and thought they were on this one.

960
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:43,960
So why hasn't that been moved to the oil that it's actually on? Oh, I don't know.

961
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,960
Had no excuse. Just yeah.

962
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,960
Just knew that someone hasn't done the job properly.

963
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,960
I was so pissed off.

964
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,960
There's just no need.

965
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:56,960
It's not hard if you move things around. Change it.

966
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,960
Wish I could just want to get in, get your shit, get out.

967
00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:02,960
No talking, no gassing.

968
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:07,960
I went to B&M yesterday. All I needed from there was Stanley blades.

969
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:13,960
Just to keep the stockpile high for cutting materials and that, not for people.

970
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:18,960
And I mean, it was my own fault.

971
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,960
I shouldn't go on a Saturday middle of the day because I own bargains, B&M's and that.

972
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:23,960
They're always busy.

973
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,960
Before you go there, Saturday morning, mate. Get in.

974
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,960
For when it opens, get out.

975
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,960
Yeah, I had a busy morning. I couldn't go first thing.

976
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,960
So literally, it's the first time I've ever seen anyone doing this as well.

977
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:40,960
But they were cubing down in front of the unopened tills,

978
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,960
down towards the painting corner where they have the tops of the paint.

979
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,960
I'm standing there and I'm seeing people come down to Oils and join the other cues.

980
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:55,960
I'm like, why are we cubing like this when people are still merging onto the other two cues as normal?

981
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:58,960
And again, they've got six tills, three of them open.

982
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,960
It's busy.

983
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:05,960
And there's one of the other worker women are just standing there talking to one that's on the till.

984
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,960
And so, no, forget your conversation.

985
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,960
Go and fucking open another till.

986
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,960
And so I've ended up walking past this queue.

987
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,960
And again, because it cracks me up if I've got a few items in that.

988
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,960
And I see someone that's just got one thing.

989
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,960
I'm like, just crack on. Just go ahead. You're 30 seconds.

990
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,960
I'm going to be a couple of minutes at this checkout. You go on.

991
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,960
And people are seeing me just with these Pakistani bays.

992
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:34,960
No, no one's doing it.

993
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:39,960
So I've ended up walking past the queue to join onto the middle one of these three open tills now.

994
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,960
People are staring at me. I'm like, go on.

995
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,960
Please say something so I can tell you all to fuck off.

996
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,960
No one said anything like that.

997
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,960
And then I've realised I've joined the wrong cue.

998
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,960
The woman at the front. So there was two people in front of me.

999
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,960
The woman at the front who was already getting served.

1000
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,960
She must have been supplying a homeless shelter or something

1001
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:03,960
because there was a whole trolley full of pillows,

1002
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:07,960
another trolley full of quilts, blankets, all sorts.

1003
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,960
And she's ended up paying all in cash as well.

1004
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,960
There was like 300 pounds worth of 10 pound notes, a few 20s on that.

1005
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:19,960
And even the woman on the till was looking as if to say, I can't believe you've done this to me.

1006
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:25,960
And I mean, she wasn't the proudest of girls on the till and she took ages counting.

1007
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,960
And so, yeah, she's probably not used to doing that kind of cash.

1008
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,960
Well, most of them are. And I know these days are because everyone's just playing card.

1009
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,960
So she's finally done it.

1010
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,960
And again, the people in front of me, they've got a basket full of everything.

1011
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,960
And I know they've already looked at me and seen that I've just got this.

1012
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:48,960
And I made a point then. So once they've put it all on and they've squeezed it together,

1013
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:51,960
because the B&M conveyor belt is tiny.

1014
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,960
There's no point in being there.

1015
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:58,960
So as I've squeezed it all up, fair enough, it's all little things, but it was still like 20 items.

1016
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,960
So they put the little checker there to say next customer.

1017
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,960
And I've slapped it down on there to make the point.

1018
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,960
Like user fucking added to my fucking shit morning.

1019
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,960
No, all I wanted to do was buy these and fucking go to Asda.

1020
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:14,960
You've just prolonged it.

1021
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:22,960
So what should have been in and out of B&M, two minutes, Stanley Bay, Sound, go to Asda, little food shop, done.

1022
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,960
Took me over an hour. And it's just not right.

1023
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,960
It's not right.

1024
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,960
Well, I think we're going to end it there anyway.

1025
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,960
It's been over an hour.

1026
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,960
There is a couple more, hey, what's wrong with you?

1027
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,960
But it's Sunday. We've got stuff to do.

1028
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:44,960
Yeah, maybe we should start off next week with the with the remain. Well, with the remaining ones and any new ones.

1029
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,960
Well, we've all got intentions.

1030
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:51,960
We will do. But there's probably going to be something else that starts us off.

1031
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,960
So we'll deal with next week when we get to it.

1032
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,960
Hopefully we'll be out as normal on Saturday.

1033
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:04,960
But this I'm going to get it straight out to you as quick as possible right now.

1034
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:10,960
But yeah, as always, sending your messages, emails, WhatsApps, whatever.

1035
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,960
Yeah. Thank you for everyone has messaged me, Matt.

1036
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,960
And thank you for those that we haven't read out for doing so.

1037
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,960
We will get to them next week as Jidy said.

1038
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,960
We thank you for all the correspondence we see.

1039
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,960
Yeah. And yeah, just keep doing it.

1040
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,960
Just keep the log and sharing, downloading all that.

1041
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:31,960
You know, there's a lot of users that don't download or that do download, but aren't subscribed and following and all that.

1042
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,960
Just hit the little button, just click it.

1043
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,960
No effort whatsoever.

1044
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,960
Just get it done. Be a good person.

1045
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,960
Don't be one of these safe gators.

1046
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:44,960
Yeah.

1047
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:48,960
He's subscribed to everyone.

1048
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,960
Right. So hopefully you enjoyed.

1049
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,960
And we're not a football podcast, but you know, it is what it is sometimes.

1050
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,960
That's it.

1051
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,960
And yeah, enjoy your week. We'll see you there. Peace.

1052
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:02,960
Bye.