1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talk and podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Step your headphones, get ready to groove 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,800 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:57,360 That chemistry's electric, you can't deny 14 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,360 We've got it done last week 15 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,360 We already rattled on for long enough 16 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,360 But we are gonna come straight into the 17 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:17,360 I don't know why that's funny 18 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,360 We're gonna get straight onto the alcohol tier list 19 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:27,360 For the die-hard listeners that have been waiting over a week for this answer now 20 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,360 So I did say two lists 21 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:34,360 Because you can't just have an alcohol list of a mixture of the cocktails 22 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,360 And generic alcohol 23 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,360 So we've dived it up 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,360 We don't do top fives, we do top threes here 25 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,360 Top easier 26 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,360 Let's work 27 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,360 Let's prep work 28 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:53,360 So do you wanna get onto the cocktails or the other beverages first? 29 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,360 I think we should start on the other beverages 30 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,360 Then go on the cocktails 31 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,360 So the standard alcoholic drinks then 32 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:05,360 You can't just say lager 33 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:10,360 There's too many different brands of the lager 34 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:17,360 You can't say that it's your favourite when Foster's and Carling can be your favourite 35 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,360 Foster's can't be anyone's favourite 36 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,360 Peace Water 37 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,360 I don't know why that was always branded as an Australian beer as well 38 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,360 I don't know, but you used to drink that all the time though 39 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,360 You get into it lager daddies 40 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,360 I don't know why that makes you get into it though 41 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,360 It was cheap though, that's one 42 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:42,360 Because it was the cheapest lager on tap back in the day when we were 16 43 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,360 So long we've been going around 44 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,360 So long 45 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,360 No one's saying yeah that's why 46 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,360 It's long 47 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,360 Yeah 48 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,360 No one's saying 49 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:52,360 You know 50 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,360 I was gonna say no it's not 51 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:58,360 So yeah it was just because it was cheap 52 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,360 And yeah it was just soft 53 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,360 Do you remember how much it was a pint back then? 54 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:07,360 What I remember the blue WKDs used to be 55 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 No they weren't 56 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,360 I was gonna say £2 but they weren't 57 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:15,360 I think it was £1.80 a pint of Carling back then 58 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:21,360 So it might have been about £1.65 for a pint of Foster's then maybe 59 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:28,360 Because when we used to do the mix of half a lager and a blue WKD that was about £3 that was 60 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,360 That just tastes like that tastes disgusting I think 61 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,360 It did it not? 62 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,360 No it did 63 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,360 Do you remember that? So what did you used to call it? A frosty frog? 64 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,360 That was a frosty frog 65 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:43,360 But you could also do the WKD, a Bacardi Breezer and what was the orange one? 66 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,360 That was the Bacardi Breezer? No 67 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,360 Smell of voice sorry 68 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:53,360 Yeah so Bacardi Breezer was the orange one, Smell of voice was the white one 69 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,360 And then a blue WKD was the white one 70 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,360 Yeah it all turned into a green drink 71 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,360 Yeah and again people would call that a frosty frog 72 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:05,360 But I didn't know of that frosty frog before we started doing our frosty frog 73 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:14,360 I can't explain the taste it was literally just a lager and a blue WKD and it worked 74 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:21,360 You're still not really much of a lager fan anyway so I've enjoyed it back then definitely anyway 75 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,360 And then sometimes we'd add a green aftershock in it 76 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,360 That's the one yeah I remember the shot we used to do 77 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:34,360 Yeah that would be called an incredible Hulk and if there wasn't aftershock on the like we'd drink it all or whatever 78 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:39,360 Then whatever shot would be put in it would change the name to the incredible substitute 79 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,360 Right 80 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,360 There was another one that we used to make as well I can't think what was in it 81 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,360 But it tasted, I called it Solera because it tasted like the Solera White Lolls 82 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,360 You know the ice cream and the mango flavouring out sort of 83 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,360 I can't remember what that was now 84 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,360 It was beautiful though 85 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:06,360 Might have to be some like snaps onto that like peach snaps to get that flavour because I can't think of something chop sharp that would give it that taste 86 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:11,360 It wasn't with the lager and the blue WKD, it was a completely different production than we used to do 87 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:16,360 But yeah it was, yeah just tasted just like a beautiful, oh god 88 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,360 I miss being able to drink all of what we used to, well I used to 89 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,360 Oh god the good old days 90 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:29,360 Yeah so we're not gonna lump all lagers as one generic one, we're gonna go brand specific 91 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,360 That's it 92 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:37,360 So are we going 3, 2, 1? 93 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,360 Yeah yeah yeah 94 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,360 So I have the best velocity 95 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:47,360 Now lager, I do prefer lager in general 96 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,360 It's an easy one to go to 97 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:55,360 I do still drink a good amount of cardamom again just because it's cheap and easy to get 98 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,360 But it's not in my top 3 99 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:02,360 So number 3 for me is a Vera Moretti 100 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:09,360 Now it's just, it's a nice, stable lager, it's not too rough, it's smooth enough 101 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:14,360 And it just tastes great, it's not too expensive as well, it doesn't break the bank 102 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:17,360 But yeah that's my number 3 103 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,360 That is a good choice mate 104 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,360 My number 3 is a Hornsby Cider 105 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,360 Now we've done a bad distro off the pad beforehand 106 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:31,360 I haven't seen it for a while but it was the best Tyson Cider I've ever had 107 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:36,360 So I don't know if I've ever actually had one, I've definitely seen it recently 108 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:40,360 But was it a smooth cider or was it a bit harsh? 109 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,360 No it's a... 110 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,360 Strong movies 111 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,360 So because I haven't had it for a few years but I do 112 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,360 Sometimes I go to a guy and that cider hard, Hornsby Cider 113 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:54,360 So the way I remember is, remember if you used to have a cider now like a record link 114 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,360 It was quite heavy, quite blowy, it didn't have that effect 115 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,360 So it was quite smooth but it didn't blow you up which I really like 116 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:05,360 Because when you drink ciders after like 3, it's just heavy then 117 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:10,360 So it had a smooth taste to it, proper fruity as well, it was really nice 118 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Hornsby Cider, so if anyone sees it, pick me some up basically 119 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,360 I haven't seen them for ages 120 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,360 Hornsby Cider, yeah if you see it on the shelf anywhere 121 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,360 Can't pick it up because obviously they don't know where to drop it off to 122 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,360 His address will be in the description 123 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:32,360 No but just send a link, it's on a website, sorry if you see it in the shop 124 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:36,360 Just say what shop, National Travel Around the World, find something because he's desperate for one 125 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,360 Actually when I did go to America because it's supposed to be an American cider 126 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,360 I did check there, oh I'm fine off it 127 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Maybe it went into liquidation or something 128 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,360 Maybe yeah 129 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,360 A fucking rhino on the label mate 130 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,360 You know it's a good drink there when you've got a rhino on it 131 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,360 Yeah yeah 132 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,360 Proper animal that is though 133 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,360 Yeah, the real life unicorn 134 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,360 It's real 135 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:07,360 And it goes with the name as well, because you couldn't have an animal without a horn 136 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,360 Hornsby 137 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,360 Yeah yeah 138 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,360 You couldn't have a giraffe 139 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,360 You don't want one of them 140 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,360 Giraffe, giraffe see 141 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,360 You don't want one of them fucking blowy things, makes a noise 142 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,360 It's alright I've got a cramp again, oh god I don't know what 143 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,360 It's the second time today I've had cramp as well 144 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,360 What are you getting in? 145 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,360 It's in the back of my leg and it's shooting down 146 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:31,360 It's not good, don't worry I'll power through people 147 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,360 Power through, feel for joy 148 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,360 Yeah 149 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,360 It's sent you, man I'm off 150 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,360 So more number two then 151 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:47,360 Now it's close call as well this year, it's been number one 152 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:51,360 And I did have to essentially flip a coin in my head 153 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,360 Two solid coin, not one of them mine has got heads on both sides 154 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,360 Did have a heads and tails, put a sapes in my head 155 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,360 So Desperada 156 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,360 Right, ok 157 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,360 Now obviously the idea that you do have a bit of line with it as well 158 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:09,360 Just adds the little fruitiness to it, a little bit of citrusy goodness that you need 159 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,360 But I think it's just one of them 160 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:18,360 It's hard to beat, really is hard to beat but it's just class, hot day 161 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,360 Yeah it's good summer's drink 162 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,360 You know, a bit of line with it as well 163 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,360 Good spot on, goes down a treat 164 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:29,360 Now again it's one that you can't have too many of 165 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,360 But yeah, they do, just hit the spot 166 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,360 That's it, and my number two is exactly the same as yours 167 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,360 Desperada again 168 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,360 Just for the exact reasons why you just mentioned 169 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,360 It is, it is so good though 170 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,360 Because I remember with the bottles 171 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,360 When we were running a pub years ago 172 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,360 You used to get two for a fiver 173 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:53,360 And they just started doing the different coloured ones 174 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,360 So there was the red one 175 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,360 The red one and that, was it the green one? 176 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,360 Yeah, the red one was guava 177 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,360 That's it 178 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,360 And then there was another red one which was like fireball 179 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,360 That's the one, yeah 180 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,360 And then there was the green one, I don't know what the green flavour was 181 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,360 But yeah, they just started them ones 182 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:16,360 And so essentially I went through all the red ones in the pub 183 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:22,360 And I don't know, I've done half the fridge stock of the normal ones as well 184 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,360 And I was absolutely bad at them 185 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,360 They are a good summer drink in there 186 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,360 Yeah, they really are 187 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,360 Yeah, it really is taller 188 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,360 But you know, I'm gonna bore a lot of people with this one 189 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,360 My number one is Guinness 190 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,360 And I know you're not gonna 191 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,360 No, I fully would be 192 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,360 Yeah, you're not gonna agree with me 193 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,360 You're not there with the taste buds quite yet 194 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:49,360 Probably in about 15 years you might enjoy one 195 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,360 I sort of appreciate it 196 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,360 Yeah, you might do 197 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,360 I'd imagine you'd have a dash of blackcurrant with it though 198 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:59,360 No, I remember one of the lads used to have blackcurrant in it back in the day 199 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,360 Yeah, a lot of people did 200 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,360 And it was pretty nice with the blackcurrant 201 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,360 That I remember anyway 202 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:09,360 But not nice enough for me to have it 203 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,360 Yeah, I wouldn't do it 204 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:16,360 Because we've had John, again, it's just like an Irish thing 205 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,360 Having a chaser of Jameson's whisky with it as well 206 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,360 Now you either drink the whisky as a shot separately 207 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,360 But most of the time you pour it into the Guinness 208 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,360 Right 209 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,360 And it does change the flavour a lot 210 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,360 Yeah, I can imagine 211 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,360 But it blows your head off then 212 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:36,360 That is literally three or four at most in a night 213 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,360 Is it the equivalent of a ladbomb? 214 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,360 Those ladbombs are heavy 215 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,360 Those ladbombs you can build it 216 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,360 Start from the bottom and then shoot up past your head 217 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,360 And then it's if it comes back down then 218 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,360 Just instantly the stare there 219 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,360 Yeah, it's the out of body experience with the ladbombs, weren't it? 220 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:00,360 Yeah, and then the occasional grab on then as well 221 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,360 I know 222 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,360 But yeah, Guinness, it's just an all year round drink 223 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,360 It doesn't matter if it's summer or winter 224 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,360 You can drink it in any weather condition, always nice 225 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,360 And there is a skill to pouring it 226 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,360 There's the technique 227 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,360 You've got to wait a minute to anything 228 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,360 You can't rush it 229 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,360 No, you can't 230 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,360 Until that head's settled 231 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,360 You cannot touch it 232 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,360 You can look at a glass and watch it bubbling away 233 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,360 You know, the silky smoothness 234 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:33,360 It's not ideal for a first drink on a Friday when you really want that 235 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,360 Because you have to wait for it 236 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,360 Yeah, but that makes it be sweet sometimes 237 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,360 Or that's when you get the chaser 238 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,360 Yeah, you can do that 239 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,360 So if you're dying for a drink 240 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,360 It's one of the ones you have to buy two on your first round 241 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,360 Because the first one always goes out of treat anyway 242 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,360 And you don't want to wait even longer for another one 243 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,360 So you buy two 244 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,360 And yeah, it just helps build up the suspense for it 245 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360 Because you're there, you're watching it 246 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,360 It's nearly ready 247 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,360 And you just see the gold 248 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,360 It's just all raised to the top 249 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,360 Just that nice layer of thick cream 250 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:12,360 And you're like, yes, now it's time to get him on now 251 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,360 I'm still out of adegies 252 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,360 So yeah, that's my number one 253 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:25,360 Right, so my number one is the B&B Redo 254 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,360 I really enjoy it 255 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,360 You know, I wasn't a big lager drinker 256 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,360 I went on the Desperados and it really changed me 257 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,360 And then, yeah, just on there 258 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,360 I tried a Peroni and a big fan of Peroni 259 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,360 No 260 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,360 I hate Madri 261 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,360 Madri, if I had to, fine 262 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,360 Got to sleep though 263 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,360 Fucking headache 264 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,360 Yeah, it's not even 265 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,360 Yeah, Madri's not even the strongest of lagers either 266 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,360 But it is 267 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,360 If I have to, I'll wake up with a headache 268 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,360 Like I've been on it all night, I don't get it 269 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,360 Yeah 270 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,360 See, I can feel it 271 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,360 If I have a full night of 272 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,360 Not all lagers, but some lagers just drinking that 273 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,360 Then I'll feel it the next day 274 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,360 A little bit, not too much 275 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,360 As long as I've had sleep, I'm usually alright 276 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:21,360 Me eight hours, I'm alright 277 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:25,360 But for some reason, Guinness, I literally can drink that all night and wake up sweet 278 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,360 Like I haven't been on it all night at all 279 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:34,360 I just find it a bit weird how I can have, I don't know, a few more Desperados and wake up fine 280 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,360 But two Madri's 281 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,360 Fine in the moment, but wake up the next day 282 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,360 Fucking 283 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,360 I hate that as well, where you go somewhere? 284 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,360 Like for me, because they don't have B&B Redo 285 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,360 They don't have Desperados, because not all of them do 286 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,360 No, no 287 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,360 And just like, Madri or Perona, ugh 288 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,360 Shit 289 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,360 And I'm like a bit grumpy then, because like 290 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:01,360 I had a Corona on draft when I went high, but 291 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,360 It was a terrible one 292 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,360 It is 293 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,360 See, again, Corona in a bottle 294 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,360 It has to have the lime in it 295 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:15,360 Because, and then it's just about passable 296 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,360 I just, I really don't like Corona anyway 297 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,360 But yeah, I can drink it with the lime 298 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,360 But yeah, on drafts 299 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,360 Because again, you're not getting the lime with it then, are you? 300 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:29,360 So you have to put the, so I asked for like a dash of lime in it 301 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,360 Just fucking just mixed it in 302 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,360 No 303 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,360 It's one of the worst things 304 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:40,360 Not just with drink or food and that as well, but you're paying for something 305 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,360 It's just, you don't enjoy it 306 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,360 I don't mind hanging a whole bunch of food or anything 307 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:49,360 But if it's not good quality, then it cracks me up 308 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,360 So yeah, it really is annoying 309 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,360 Because I know that wasn't cheap, was it for you? 310 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,360 No, no, so I think for 311 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,360 For a Corona and a cocktail 312 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:03,360 It was 15 quid higher than Robin Bastard's 313 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,360 So essentially, if you just split it with Traynor 314 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:10,360 You're looking at £7.50 per ponds of a shit log 315 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,360 And he washed it 316 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,360 And it's just, it's not hard, is it? 317 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,360 You know when you struggle to get it down, yeah? 318 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,360 But now, number one, B&M ready 319 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,360 They're just, since I've been on this diet 320 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:22,360 Every now and again, I'm on sat-di all the time 321 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,360 I have a cheeky B&M ready 322 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,360 Just a cheeky one 323 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,360 Goes down, mate 324 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,360 Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? 325 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360 It is nice 326 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,360 So glad it's the weekend 327 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,360 Even though I'm working Sunday, but it is what it is 328 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,360 So that is the general alcohol 329 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,360 So we're gonna go to cocktails now 330 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,360 So when you're a bit zesty on holiday 331 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,360 Or if it is hot summer's day 332 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,360 You don't need to be on holiday 333 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,360 I only feel comfortable drinking cocktails on holiday 334 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,360 Otherwise, I think it's a bit zesty 335 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,360 But sometimes you can walk into a pub or a bar 336 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,360 And they've got the oppas on 337 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,360 And you're like, you know what, yeah? 338 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,360 So you've gone from having a Guinness Chaser 339 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:09,360 Proper man who will sigh over it to 340 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,360 Can I have a sex on the beach, please, mate? 341 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,360 No, because it would normally be 342 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:17,360 If I walked in and then see that they've got the cocktail up their arm 343 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:21,360 I'm like, yeah, go on, I'll have a cocktail to start off with 344 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,360 And then I'd move on to the man drinks afterwards 345 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,360 You know the whole thing about cocktails, dog 346 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:29,360 Especially in a bar, and we used to have it in Worcester 347 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,360 The people that make the cocktails love themselves 348 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,360 Yeah 349 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360 Oh my God, remember that? 350 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,360 What was that place in Worcester? 351 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,360 Was it Tramps? 352 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,360 No, what was it called? 353 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,360 The big one in Worcester 354 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,360 It might be called St. Kavs now 355 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,360 I don't know 356 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,360 It was a big, I think it was the biggest one in Worcester 357 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,360 The one which had about five rooms 358 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,360 Yeah, it had five rooms 359 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,360 I think it had over three floors 360 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,360 Yeah, I can't remember what it was called 361 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,360 Yeah, one aside Tramps, it might have been up 362 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,360 But they used to have a cocktail bar 363 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,360 Room 364 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,360 Because that was a small room 365 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360 Yeah, yeah 366 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,360 So that's where you'd have more list of cocktails 367 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,360 We used to go there 368 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,360 And the two lads, they used to fucking do it 369 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,360 Oh my God 370 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,360 Or just fucking make the drink 371 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,360 Don't have to fucking 372 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,360 Yeah, it's literally like the watch 373 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,360 The Tom Cruise film cut out 374 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:11,360 Literally, yeah 375 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,360 And they're trying to get all the sexy moves going 376 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,360 It's like, mate 377 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,360 Just make me a drink 378 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,360 You're in a dark room, sweating like the rest of us 379 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360 Just shaking and bodying 380 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,360 Just make me a fucking drink 381 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360 Overcharge me, yeah 382 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,360 I don't need your bullshit 383 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,360 Less ice, more alcohol, that's all I want 384 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,360 Do you remember the seven pound champagne from now 385 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,360 It was fucking nice as well 386 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,360 Yeah, because it was sort of like lamborini, weren't it 387 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,360 Mate, it was fucking 388 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,360 I remember, I remember Lesley's birthday 389 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,360 And he was fucked up 390 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,360 Not really, but yeah 391 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,360 No, I'll do, I'll do 392 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,360 He was absolutely fucked 393 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,360 I remember seven pound 394 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,360 He found one 395 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,360 Fuck me 396 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,360 I remember having him on my back 397 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,360 Like, he's had his arms over my shoulders 398 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,360 And like walking with him up the stairs 399 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,360 Like trying to get his legs up with him 400 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,360 Because again, with that stuff 401 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,360 Because it's all bubbles 402 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,360 And that's what gets you drunk more 403 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,360 Because I've seen Lesley 404 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,360 We've been out, obviously, a lot of times 405 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,360 But like, keep up 406 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,360 And he's drank and drank 407 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,360 But that was probably one of the worst days I've ever seen 408 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,360 And to still be sober enough 409 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,360 To see him like that before I'd gotten that far 410 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,360 You knew that he'd actually got to him 411 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,360 So, yeah, so go on cocktails 412 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,360 We're going to start from three 413 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,360 Right away, or 414 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,360 Do it again, yeah 415 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,360 So, what's your number three, mate? 416 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:25,360 So, I mean, I'm not going to be 417 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:29,360 Because I haven't drank a load 418 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,360 The most cocktails I'd ever drank 419 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,360 Drank really was when we was in Cyprus 420 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,360 Because it was literally 421 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,360 Cheaper to get a cocktail 422 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360 Than it was a can of pop 423 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,360 Yeah, so the cocktail, yes 424 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,360 You are right inside that 425 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,360 So it was two euros for a cocktail 426 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,360 And two fifty-four for a can of coke 427 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,360 So I remember in the morning 428 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 We used to have a cocktail 429 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,360 Or I used to get a bottle of Woodpecker 430 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,360 Man drinkers 431 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360 Yeah, I had my proper table of breakfast 432 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360 While reading my paper 433 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,360 This limited 434 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,360 So, how old were we when we went to Cyprus? 435 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,360 18 436 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,360 It was 18, it was early 437 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,360 It was definitely 18 438 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,360 It was in our teens 439 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 Yeah, we were 18 or 19 440 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,360 Yeah, so 18 441 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,360 You know, so we get up being lads 442 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,360 You have your Woodpecker for breakfast 443 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,360 Or your fucking cup of tea if you're an old man 444 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:21,360 And so we used to be in the porthole like halfway 445 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,360 J.D. used to get the paper 446 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,360 He was cup of tea in the shade 447 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,360 And like really 448 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,360 I had to be in the shade 449 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,360 Because I didn't want to burn 450 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,360 Yeah, but we used to wind him up 451 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:34,360 And kind of like flick water at him 452 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,360 And he used to like 453 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,360 You must look over the paper 454 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,360 Shake his head and disapprove it 455 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,360 And put the paper back over his face 456 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,360 Yeah, I was kind of in an old man period 457 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,360 At that point as well 458 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,360 Of reading the paper 459 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:52,360 It was almost a religious thing for me 460 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,360 Yeah, because the company that I was working for at the time 461 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,360 It was sort of like mandrake breaks as well 462 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,360 So 10 o'clock I'd have a break 463 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,360 After I'd have a break 464 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,360 So that was the thing 465 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,360 I'd read the paper 466 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,360 So because it was heavy 467 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,360 Yeah, I'd have me breakfast 468 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,360 With a cup of tea 469 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,360 Because always I'd start without a cup of tea anyway 470 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,360 So yeah, sit there, read the paper 471 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,360 And it's a typical British thing 472 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,360 To get a British newspaper 473 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,360 And read about what's going on at home 474 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,360 It didn't used to be like the days before 475 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,360 It used to be like 476 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,360 So if it was on a Wednesday 477 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,360 It weren't Wednesdays 478 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:25,360 It was Tuesdays 479 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,360 No, I'm sure it was the right days for us 480 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,360 So I thought it was the day I had 481 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,360 Yeah, it can't be the day I had 482 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,360 Not the day behind 483 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,360 Yeah, it's you Jack 484 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,360 No, I thought it was the day behind 485 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,360 I thought on a Wednesday 486 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,360 It was really Tuesdays once 487 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,360 No, I think it was just essentially 488 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,360 Because the tone difference 489 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,360 That's all it was 490 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,360 But it was Wednesdays paper 491 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,360 While it was Wednesdays for us 492 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,360 It was just because 493 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360 I could have sworn 494 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,360 Probably the tone difference 495 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:52,360 But I didn't read the paper 496 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,360 No, no 497 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,360 Yeah 498 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:59,360 So you used to read that paper 499 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,360 Just that disapproving look 500 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,360 Yeah, because all I needed was half an hour 501 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,360 Just to have a breakfast 502 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,360 And just have a quick note 503 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,360 Those for the paper 504 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,360 I just wanted to see what was going on with dear Deidre 505 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,360 Yeah, Deidre 506 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,360 I could never 507 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,360 You know those dear Deidre 508 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,360 I could never tell if that was real or not 509 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,360 Because who would write some of the stuff 510 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,360 That got put in there 511 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,360 I think the dear Deidre ones were 512 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,360 The Daily Star ones 513 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,360 No, the Daily Sport ones 514 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,360 They were the famous 515 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,360 Yeah, them ones were 516 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,360 Yeah, they were just people's like 517 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,360 My step sister was caught in the washing machine 518 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360 I have to pull my 519 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,360 What do I do now? 520 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,360 Stop lying, that's what you do 521 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,360 Stop doing it, Lesley 522 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:40,360 But yeah, I just needed that half an hour 523 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,360 We used the Royal Taken Office 524 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,360 But yeah, I remember we were sitting there at one point 525 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,360 I don't know if we were waiting for someone to come down 526 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,360 Or waiting for them to get ready or something 527 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,360 But we literally sat there 528 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,360 And we had the whole cocktail menu in front of us 529 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,360 We were like, yeah, we'll try that one now 530 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,360 And it pretty much was everyone 531 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,360 Because there was those bars where you could have like 20 euro 532 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,360 Or you could drink cocktails 533 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,360 So you used to just like pay the 20 euro 534 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,360 I don't think that's the thing anymore 535 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,360 Probably not with today's 536 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,360 Because everything costs money 537 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,360 And then for the whole hour you could have as many cocktails as you want 538 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,360 As long as you're on the sun list 539 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,360 But pretty much every cocktail 540 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,360 Yeah, it was all the generic ones 541 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,360 And if you asked them to make some 542 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,360 I'm sure they would have done it back then 543 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,360 Yeah, if they knew what it was then yeah 544 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:32,360 So yeah, my number three would just be the bug standard Sex on the Beach 545 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,360 I know it's not the greatest 546 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:36,360 But it's an all reliable 547 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,360 And you know, in general, well, I'm sure people have 548 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,360 But I've never had a bad one 549 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,360 It's always tasted or old for me 550 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,360 No, I get that 551 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,360 And yeah, you can't really go wrong with it 552 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,360 It's just plain, simple, hits the spot 553 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,360 It's nice on a hot day 554 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,360 And people abbreviate the name 555 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,360 The next we used to sign up for part half 556 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,360 When I was in Haven 557 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,360 That was called Haven on the Beach 558 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,360 Yeah, yeah 559 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,360 And then when you're all 560 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,360 I'm trying to think of what the non-alcoholic one was called as well 561 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,360 Oh yeah 562 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,360 Kiss on the Beach 563 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,360 It might have just been Sex on the Beach or something 564 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,360 Well, like when you go abroad to resort 565 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,360 They have like sex 566 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,360 Rather than sex on the beach 567 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,360 It's sex on whatever the resort's called 568 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,360 Yeah 569 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,360 Yeah 570 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,360 So yeah, just yeah, I can imagine 571 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,360 I can see why that would be number three 572 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:30,360 My number three, Blue Lagoon 573 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,360 Blue Lagoon 574 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,360 As you said, it's just one of those ones 575 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,360 Just don't miss 576 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,360 You can't really have a bad one, can you? 577 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,360 Especially when there's not much to put into it 578 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,360 That's what makes it so simple 579 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,360 Because some of them are 580 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,360 There's a lot of effort going into them and that 581 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,360 And they can 582 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,360 If they're not done right, they can get spoils 583 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,360 Yeah 584 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,360 So yeah, it's all when we did use to mess around 585 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,360 And try all random ones 586 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,360 But Skittles 587 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:59,360 And there'd be Skittles in it 588 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,360 I don't need Skittles in there 589 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,360 I don't know, you start to skittle one 590 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,360 I remember the Skittle Bombs 591 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,360 That was more of a shop 592 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,360 But I know which one you 593 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,360 The fancy ones you need to put the Skittles in 594 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,360 I used to like that one 595 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,360 I can't remember that one 596 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,360 I thought it was just called Skittles though 597 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,360 But yeah, some of them do 598 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,360 Try too hard on that one 599 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,360 And getting all sorts of random stuff 600 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,360 But I don't need it 601 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,360 I just want alcohol 602 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:22,360 Right, so then my second one 603 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:25,360 It's going to be Long Island Oyster 604 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,360 Now again, I know that's not your cup of tea 605 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,360 It was my oyster 606 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,360 Again, it was just not 607 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,360 Because it doesn't taste like tea 608 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,360 But it was just a nice mix of the alcohol 609 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,360 And again, it was just 610 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,360 Just a little bit of a bitter taste 611 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,360 Yeah, it was nice 612 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,360 When was the last time you tried one though? 613 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,360 A few years ago, I must admit 614 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,360 Why do you eat your coffee at that point though? 615 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:53,360 Yes, and I still find that really disgusting 616 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,360 So I would have thought now that you do drink 617 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:58,360 But again, you don't really just drink plain coffee though, do you? 618 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,360 No, I don't actually 619 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:06,360 I would have thought if you drank plain, cheap, instant coffee 620 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:10,360 Then you probably would appreciate it a little bit more then 621 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:14,360 But yeah, no, it's not everyone's cup of tea 622 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,360 So my second one is a Woo Woo 623 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,360 Just another generic 624 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,360 Just can't go wrong with it 625 00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,360 And it's a fun one to say as well, isn't it? 626 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,360 Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo 627 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,360 Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo 628 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,360 So I used to really like Cheeky Wimto's 629 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,360 Which most people would call Cheeky Bimto 630 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,360 Because it tasted like Bimto 631 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:39,360 But for copyright reasons, they had to call it Wimto 632 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,360 That was basically just Blue WKD and Port 633 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,360 Probably like a little bit of lemonade or something 634 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,360 That was a nice one, wasn't it? 635 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,360 Yeah 636 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:55,360 So my number one is a Tequila Sunrise 637 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,360 Ooh, I wasn't expecting that, man 638 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,360 I must have, so Tequila Sunrise, let's have a look 639 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,360 I know, I've got the list of ingredients here as well 640 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,360 I've not read them out for any other 641 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,360 The bottom line is if you don't know 642 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,360 I'm not a big fan of Tequila 643 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,360 I know I said that before, we have Desperados 644 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:14,360 But Tequila Sunrise, ooh, maybe not for me 645 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,360 Ooh 646 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,360 Again, it's simple enough, you know, it literally is 647 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,360 So grenadine, which is just a flavoring 648 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,360 Tequila and orange juice 649 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,360 And yeah, mix it up with a bit of ice and all that jazz 650 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,360 Yeah, it's sound, it's just nice, it's simple 651 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:33,360 Yeah, I mean, I get it 652 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,360 Just, you know what? 653 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,360 It's, when you go to like 654 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,360 You know, you're all inclusive and you get it 655 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,360 And sometimes they put too much tequila in it 656 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,360 And it just tastes like tequila 657 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,360 That's the thing I don't like about that 658 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:51,360 Again, over here in the UK, we tend to have a cheaper tequila 659 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,360 So when it's a good quality tequila, then it is nice 660 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,360 Yeah 661 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,360 It's the same as 662 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,360 Same as like the Sambucas and 663 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,360 Cheaper whiskeys and that 664 00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,360 They taste horrible 665 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,360 And they'll leave like the nasty burn 666 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,360 But when you get a more expensive, a higher quality 667 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,360 Then it is, it's a sipping drink now 668 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,360 You know what I love doing? 669 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,360 And I know I've mentioned it before on this part is 670 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,360 When you go away and you're all inclusive 671 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,360 First beer, tip the gears beyond the bar 672 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,360 Yeah 673 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,360 Ten fucking, ten dollars wherever you're at or ten euro 674 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,360 Then he looks after you all night 675 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,360 Then you're never after why 676 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,360 For ten fucking, ten euro to look after you all night 677 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,360 Fucking spot on 678 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,360 My number one, San Francisco cocktail 679 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,360 Now I don't see these much anymore 680 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,360 I haven't asked for one for a while 681 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,360 But going back to Cyprus is where it started 682 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,360 And yeah pretty much if I do see it 683 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,360 And come across it, I will have one 684 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,360 But not here, like abroad 685 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,360 Not sesty like that 686 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360 Well yeah 687 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,360 I feel like we need to just on a cocktail 688 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,360 Have a cocktail one 689 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,360 Just go and have a cocktail there 690 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,360 I don't know but like can you imagine going to the 691 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,360 Hunters movie and having cocktails and all that 692 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,360 Not to the Hunters movie 693 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,360 Do you get what I'm saying? 694 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,360 Like you have to go somewhere 695 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,360 Yeah we'll go to an actual bar 696 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360 Do you get what I'm saying? 697 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360 Yeah 698 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,360 Do we do it during the day 699 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360 So when the dickheads are out 700 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,360 A brunch 701 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,360 Got to worry about it 702 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,360 Like I can find them a sprint train 703 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,360 Yeah 704 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,360 Okay 705 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,360 On the other way again 706 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,360 Yeah so yeah San Francisco for me number one 707 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,360 If you haven't had it, give it a go 708 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,360 Yeah 709 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:38,360 I used to log when we did have the cocktail days away 710 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,360 And all that long 711 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,360 Just the random 712 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,360 You know because again it's all science 713 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,360 With a traffic light 714 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,360 The way that the colours 715 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,360 You know you've got your red, yellow 716 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,360 And what it blue and green weren't on the top 717 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,360 No that was really nice as well actually 718 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,360 It was nice 719 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,360 But you had to sport it 720 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,360 You had to mix it together 721 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,360 To properly get the flavour 722 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,360 Because otherwise you would taste 723 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,360 A lot of sections at a time 724 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,360 Yeah you're just getting orange juice 725 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360 And then you know 726 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,360 Yeah but when they can do stuff like that 727 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,360 Just say it's science 728 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,360 Just the way consistency can be different 729 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,360 And it just sits on top and underneath and that 730 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,360 That's what I always like with baby guinness as a shot 731 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,360 Because you're still getting that little cream 732 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,360 Looking like a mini pop 733 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,360 And it's not a heavy shot is it 734 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,360 No 735 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,360 I had those shots where you're 736 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360 Urgh 737 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,360 Sambuca 738 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,360 Sambuca's are just 739 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360 Tequila 740 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,360 Urgh 741 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,360 Oh no think about it though 742 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,360 Think about it 743 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,360 If beer was crowded now 744 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,360 And he was like fucking 745 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,360 I've got an idea 746 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,360 It makes you do stupid shit 747 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,360 I don't think there would be that to make anymore 748 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,360 Do you know what I'm saying 749 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,360 I know what you're saying 750 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,360 Well instantly I just say my bullshit 751 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,360 Come in my head that 752 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,360 If it was invented now 753 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,360 And then the powers that be 754 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,360 Illuminati, governments and all that 755 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,360 Knew that they could make money on it 756 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360 What to do 757 00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,360 Then they'd be like 758 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,360 Yeah same 759 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,360 Yeah 760 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360 Yeah 761 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,360 Well the same with cigarettes 762 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,360 Yeah I'm surprised that that happened 763 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,360 So it's not a full on ban that's been incorporated 764 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,360 For anyone born after 765 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,360 Not concerned that 766 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,360 So essentially if you're 16 now 767 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,360 When you are 18 768 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,360 You can't buy cigarettes 769 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,360 So when the law was 770 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,360 I think it was this year 771 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,360 So if you're 18 at the moment 772 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,360 And you smoke 773 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,360 You can continue to smoke 774 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,360 But if you're 18 next year 775 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,360 You can't start smoking 776 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,360 So they're going to basically size out all smoking 777 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,360 Yeah the age will gradually get higher every year 778 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,360 Right right 779 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,360 So if you're 18 and you're already smoking 780 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,360 Yeah because you'll never be 781 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,360 When you're 16 you'll never hit that age 782 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:47,360 Yeah so next year you have to be 19 minimum 783 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,360 To buy some and then the year after at the 20 784 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,360 And so on until you can smoke 785 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,360 Unless you buy them off the dark web 786 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,360 The black market or whatever 787 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,360 Or just get your mates to buy them for you 788 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,360 Yeah because you've got a mate that's a year older than you 789 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,360 Or you can get your mum to buy them for you then 790 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,360 Yeah then you can't smoke then 791 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,360 But I was surprised when 792 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,360 The mention about the bans on vapes as well 793 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,360 Because I thought that would have been 794 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,360 One that would have thought 795 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,360 Yeah everyone's on the vapes now 796 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,360 We can just get loads of tax from them 797 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,360 But yeah the banning them as well 798 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,360 Well disposable I think it is 799 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,360 Which I don't get like 800 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,360 Fair enough I get it from the environmental side of it 801 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,360 Because people literally 802 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,360 You can't walk 10 metres without seeing one truck on the floor 803 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:41,360 So recycle them properly and that 804 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,360 I get it on that side to ban them 805 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,360 But I'm surprised that they're just not putting a tax on them 806 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,360 I can't stand people that vape while they're smoking 807 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360 Like it's cool 808 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,360 Do you get what I'm saying 809 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,360 They've got their hands on the steering wheel 810 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,360 Oh driving you mate 811 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:55,360 Driving yeah yeah 812 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,360 You just said vape while they're smoking 813 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,360 Did I say vape while I said I said 814 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,360 He says I don't know why people vape while they're smoking 815 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,360 Sorry 816 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,360 So I'm thinking someone's standing there with a cigarette in one hand 817 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,360 No no 818 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360 And a vape in the other 819 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,360 Sorry I meant vape while they're driving 820 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,360 Yeah just for a bit of context 821 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,360 He's had half a bottle of beer here 822 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360 Yeah 823 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,360 Lagging 824 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,360 No so 825 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,360 Look it's always someone with like a half sporty car 826 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,360 Like holding the steering wheel with one hand 827 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,360 Focus ST 828 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,360 Yeah 829 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,360 You want to mate and I've got a vape 830 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,360 Sometimes I said to a car I've got a vape 831 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,360 And they'll have a vape go 832 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,360 You know what I mean 833 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,360 I'm just like it's not cool 834 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,360 You know 835 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,360 But you know they're the lads that still rev their engines everywhere 836 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,360 And there's a tunnel which is three metres long yeah 837 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,360 Yeah that 1.2 cool so 838 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,360 Yeah little Renault Clio 839 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:53,360 But yeah it's just surprising 840 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,360 What if not just says yeah yeah you can still sell them all 841 00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:00,360 Just they're going to cost more now because we're putting the tax on it 842 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,360 So yeah Rishi Sunak Mr. Traitor that one didn't they 843 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,360 He knew 844 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:11,360 So I mean we kind of just touched on a little hi what's wrong with you there anyway 845 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,360 I've not been prepared I've not got the clip ready 846 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:20,360 I've got to do proper prep for this sorry people I know you appreciate our professionalism 847 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,360 But the hey what's wrong with you segments 848 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,360 So I think that was your hey what's wrong with you last week 849 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,360 People with the vapes 850 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,360 Oh was it 851 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,360 I'm repeating myself 852 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,360 Yeah 853 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,360 So Lauren's give us one here 854 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,360 People driving too close behind me 855 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,360 Yeah that's a not yeah 856 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,360 I get this all the time but again on the motorway 857 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:52,360 So I'm bloody driving as I'm supposed to you know overtake someone 858 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,360 And then I get some dickhead get right behind me 859 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,360 Yeah 860 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:00,360 And I'll do that little move to the side a little bit so they can see past to see that 861 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,360 I can't go any faster because there's another car in front of me 862 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,360 So move back and then they still don't so I'll slow down 863 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:13,360 I'll speed match the car in the middle lane just to wind them up 864 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:18,360 And then when they do that move into the middle lane to try and undertake it I'll put my foot down again there 865 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:24,360 I've said it enough times the band's not quick but I'll make sure that it's quick enough to close that gap again 866 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,360 And you just see them shouting in the fucking mirror 867 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,360 And sometimes I'll do the windscreen washer as well 868 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,360 So I'll spray straight over and onto the ends 869 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,360 That is annoying I hate looking in the rear view and it looks like they're in the back seat 870 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,360 Yeah 871 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,360 Like I fucking hate that 872 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:46,360 I had that I think yesterday or the day before 873 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,360 So again I'm in lane one 874 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:54,360 It's an old it wasn't even that old I think it was an 18 black actually 875 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:59,360 But it looked battered because there was something hanging off pretty much scraping the road as he was driving 876 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,360 So I'm in lane one they're in lane four 877 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,360 Right 878 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:10,360 Literally I'm doing 70 and they're caught up with them they're going that slow 879 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:15,360 And there was another van that was about to start overtaking me 880 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,360 And so because I'm technically undertaking 881 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:23,360 Blacked out windows as well so I couldn't see who was driving at first 882 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:28,360 But because I'm about to undertake all I see is smoke come out from the back of the car 883 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,360 And they put the foot down so they've gone up to like 90 884 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,360 And then like 30 seconds later I'm about to undertake them again 885 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,360 The other van has undertook them and they did the same 886 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,360 Oh shit you can't undertake me 887 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,360 Sped up and then slowed down again 888 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,360 Then as these junctions were merging 889 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:51,360 They've ended up slowing down because of cars pulling straight in front of them 890 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,360 And so I've ended up undertaking again and I'm laughing at this point 891 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,360 I'm visibly laughing because I'm looking 892 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,360 I'm trying to look through the tinted glass 893 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,360 Like the tinted windows and they've started to undo the window 894 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,360 And I still couldn't see them they were sitting that far back 895 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,360 I'm like you've undone your window to try and give me grief 896 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,360 I can't see you so what are you doing? 897 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,360 And it was just constant back and forth 898 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,360 Now I'm not weaving in and out of traffic or anything 899 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,360 I'm just staying in the lanes staying safe keeping it real 900 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,360 And they are trying to do that 901 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,360 They're in between like one, two, three and four 902 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,360 Trying to undertake me to get around 903 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,360 And they're still only just about got off at the junction in front of me 904 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,360 And I still overtook him on the roundabout there 905 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,360 Because he was being a div not paying attention 906 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,360 I think he was on his phone I don't know 907 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,360 But yeah there's just no need for it 908 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,360 I don't know what was wrong with him 909 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,360 So yeah we feel your pain there Lauren 910 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,360 It's so frustrating 911 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:57,360 I mean we could go on with drivers in general all the way around probably 912 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,360 That was on an email 913 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,360 Let me get the hotline off 914 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,360 RealTalkinHotline07470488096 915 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,360 Get your whatsapps in 916 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:14,360 That one that's not one of them 917 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,360 Is there a problem with phones just froze? 918 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,360 No but that is annoying when someone's brought up your arse while you're driving 919 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,360 It's one of those pet things where it just fucks you off 920 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,360 Because you're just like boy there's just no need to be that close 921 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,360 We're all on the road at the same time 922 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,360 Laurie's are some of the worst for you 923 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,360 Yeah because they don't give a fuck 924 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:39,360 Just being able to see over there doesn't mean I'm going to be able to stop 925 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,360 If they fucking brake 926 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,360 There's no need, fucking morons 927 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:49,360 So from Abs, her one is cyclists 928 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,360 They kill me 929 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:55,360 So I've ranted enough about cyclists 930 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,360 Yeah I mean I had one the other morning on the way 931 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,360 Went to the gym on the way to work 932 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,360 I go through an industrial estate 933 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,360 And this cyclist was literally just right in the middle of the road 934 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,360 Went to the left of the pavement 935 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,360 And I'm like fucking hell 936 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,360 Just move out of the way 937 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,360 You're not doing nothing? 938 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,360 Just slowing me down 939 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,360 And he did eventually move over 940 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,360 But I never get it 941 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,360 When I used to drive a bike I used to drive in the pavement 942 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,360 Yeah so I used to be in the road all the time 943 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,360 But I'd always be hammering it 944 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,360 I was putting pace into those legs 945 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,360 And getting where I wanted to go 946 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,360 And I'd never be in the way 947 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,360 I'd always be hitting the little rain grills and all that 948 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,360 And I wasn't in the way 949 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,360 But then I stopped being in the road all the time 950 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,360 Because a boss hit me 951 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,360 Not a lot of ram me over 952 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,360 It was just the mirror hit me on the back of the head 953 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,360 And I passed out for a second or something 954 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,360 But then I'd be on the pavement most of the time 955 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,360 But it's worse in London 956 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,360 Because you do get a few bikes and they do weave in and out 957 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,360 But have you ever been, you seem like it's like in Amsterdam 958 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,360 That's fucking wild Alex 959 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,360 It's fucking wild 960 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,360 But cyclists just 961 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,360 What's wrong with you? 962 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,360 Who wants a cycle to work when it's raining or something 963 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,360 But you're not fucking up 964 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,360 Well I was walking a dog the other night 965 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,360 And this woman 966 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,360 She lives near me 967 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,360 I only found her while seeing her cycling 968 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,360 But she's got no gear on 969 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,360 Not just wearing clothes but she's got no cycling gear 970 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,360 So there's no hard hat 971 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,360 Not a helmet 972 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,360 She's got no hollies or anything on 973 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,360 No lights, no bell on her bike 974 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,360 I've seen her cycle past me 975 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,360 And this car behind, because they're going round a bend 976 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,360 The car's like 977 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,360 I could see the driver just pissed off 978 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,360 Because he couldn't overtake on his bend anyway 979 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,360 Because it's a blind corner 980 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,360 And she's dawdling 981 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,360 She's not putting effort in 982 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,360 I'm sure she was wearing jeans anyway 983 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:57,360 But she wasn't wearing any kind of cycling attire 984 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,360 Literally, it's dog 985 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,360 She's just walked out of a pub or something 986 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,360 So I've shook my head in agreeance with the driver 987 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,360 And then I carried on walking 988 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,360 And she's come soaking past me again 989 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,360 And I've realised 990 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,360 She's just on a leisurely ball crawling out 991 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,360 She's not going from A to B 992 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,360 She's out for fun 993 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,360 And the last time I saw her 994 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,360 So she's gone to turn 995 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,360 I'm about to cross the road by the way 996 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,360 She's turned in front of me 997 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,360 Didn't stick her arm out to say that I'm turning right 998 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,360 So her right, my left 999 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,360 And I've had to stop the dog 1000 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,360 And say, whoa, hang on mate 1001 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,360 And she hasn't even looked at me 1002 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,360 And all I wanted to say 1003 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,360 Now, I didn't say nothing because people would be like 1004 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,360 Oh, you've only done that because it's a woman 1005 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,360 But this bitch needed to be told to be fair 1006 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,360 If you're in the road 1007 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,360 Well, you have to be in the road now 1008 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,360 Because the laws have changed 1009 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,360 You have to be wearing a halvy 1010 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,360 You have to be visible 1011 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,360 Now, wearing a bloody blue jumper isn't visible 1012 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,360 In the middle of the day 1013 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,360 You need some sort of halvies 1014 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,360 Now, I'm not 1015 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,360 I'm not going to show you over this as well 1016 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,360 I'm up and down on my opinions 1017 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,360 So I want you to be visible 1018 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,360 But I don't want one of these bloody 1019 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,360 proper flashing logs down on the front 1020 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,360 And it's like you're a rave 1021 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,360 I always think 1022 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,360 What if you had a helipter and that 1023 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,360 from this side cleats triggers you 1024 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,360 It's just stupid 1025 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,360 I'll probably do it one of the days 1026 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,360 Start dropping to the floor 1027 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,360 And doing a fish magic half on the floor 1028 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,360 Yeah, they're just annoying 1029 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,360 I fucking hate cyclists 1030 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,360 So, Abs, yeah, I feel your pain 1031 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,360 I feel your pain, mate 1032 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,360 I did think there was another one 1033 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,360 But there isn't, I've obviously miscounted 1034 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,360 So 1035 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,360 We'll move on to 1036 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,360 A question from Joe 1037 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,360 We've got 1038 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,360 So I'll expand on it 1039 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,360 Because it is a short one 1040 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,360 If you're having a dinner party 1041 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,360 With any three people 1042 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,360 Who are you choosing 1043 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,360 So there wasn't much context to it 1044 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,360 I have seen other 1045 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,360 People be asked this question 1046 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,360 It's like dead or alive or whatever 1047 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,360 But we'll just keep it because they haven't specified anything like that 1048 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,360 So three people 1049 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,360 You're having a top three 1050 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,360 Yeah, just a top three 1051 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,360 Obviously they listen, they don't want to give us a top five 1052 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,360 We don't do top fives 1053 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,360 So people are live 1054 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,360 Anyone 1055 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,360 Who's your 1056 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,360 Three people that you're going to choose for that then 1057 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,360 So for me 1058 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,360 Ryan Reynolds is obviously on that list 1059 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,360 I think it's just 1060 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,360 You just know you're going to have a good time there 1061 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,360 Ryan Reynolds 1062 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,360 It's just 1063 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,360 You're going to have a good night 1064 00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,360 As I said, mate 1065 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,360 You're going to have a good crack in 1066 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,360 And then the second one 1067 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,360 Kanye West 1068 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,360 Just because 1069 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,360 The ego 1070 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,360 Potential controversy 1071 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,360 Is he going to say something about the Jews 1072 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,360 Is he going to be racist 1073 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,360 Is he going to do like 1074 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,360 He's just going to bust out like a little concert 1075 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,360 Is he going to get on with Ryan 1076 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,360 You don't know if they're going to be friends 1077 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,360 You'd like to think they would 1078 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,360 But you never know 1079 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,360 He could say something 1080 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,360 He doesn't like Deadpool 1081 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,360 He doesn't like Rexam FC 1082 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,360 And Ryan just switches on him then maybe 1083 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,360 But yeah, that's a two good shows 1084 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,360 And the other one, Adam Sunger 1085 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,360 Because he just seems like a really nice guy as well 1086 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,360 Yeah 1087 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,360 That is a good night 1088 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,360 That is a good night out actually 1089 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,360 I think that's a very good night out 1090 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,360 I think that's a tough, tough three 1091 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,360 Yeah, it definitely is 1092 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,360 Completely different from what I've got in mind 1093 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,360 Oh, I can look at 1094 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,360 Not that I've got anything wrong 1095 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,360 With yours 1096 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,360 So I'd go with 1097 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,360 Keith Lemon 1098 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,360 So real name, Lee Francis 1099 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,360 Old Avid Marion 1100 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,360 Bo Selector 1101 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,360 I can't think of the program 1102 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,360 That he does now with Harley Willoughby 1103 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,360 Yeah, I can't 1104 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,360 Yeah 1105 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,360 Yeah 1106 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,360 Yeah 1107 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,360 Good star 1108 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,360 Because obviously he loves a beer 1109 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,360 He's a funny person 1110 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,360 So you want that comedy aspect as well then 1111 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,360 Yeah, you know that you're going to have a good crack with him 1112 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,360 And yeah, just in general 1113 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,360 You know he's going to be a good laugh 1114 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,360 Third one 1115 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,360 No, sorry, second one 1116 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,360 Danny DeVito 1117 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,360 Because it's just out there 1118 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,360 It's random 1119 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,360 And if you are out and about, everyone's going to be like 1120 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,360 Shit, that's Danny DeVito 1121 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,360 He's going to draw the attention 1122 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,360 And you can just be left with your 1123 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,360 Buttock yourself then 1124 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,360 And he's got some good stories 1125 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,360 And that's it as well because all of the 1126 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,360 Great characters he's played 1127 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,360 The daddy, Matilda 1128 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,360 Penguin 1129 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,360 From Batman 1989 1130 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,360 With Michael Keaton 1131 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,360 Arguably one of the best Batman films before 1132 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,360 He went into the Dark Knight saga 1133 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,360 And all that, which was good 1134 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,360 He fled your mind that 1135 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,360 Really 1136 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,360 I don't know how I feel 1137 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,360 This is a conversation for another time actually 1138 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,360 About the Dark Knight films 1139 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,360 And then number three 1140 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,360 It would be Sir Alex Ferguson 1141 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,360 Yeah, yeah, no, that's a good one 1142 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,360 Just because of the United story 1143 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,360 Again, he loves to drink, he loves his wine 1144 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,360 The only 1145 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,360 Downside on that would be 1146 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,360 You probably want to talk about horses 1147 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,360 And I'm a bit 1148 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,360 Too tall to lock horses 1149 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,360 5 foot 10, I know mate 1150 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,360 I'm 6 foot in 2 weeks 1151 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,360 But yeah 1152 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,360 Random three 1153 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,360 You wouldn't expect to see them three in a room together 1154 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,360 You know when you put your 1155 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,360 Three together, do you kind of think like 1156 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,360 Of it as a 1157 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,360 The whole as so like how 1158 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,360 The three and yourself would get on 1159 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,360 Or just from an individual point of view 1160 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,360 See, for my part I was just like 1161 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,360 Yeah, there's going to be a fucking top nine 1162 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,360 Top nine in 1163 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,360 See more balance now for each other 1164 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,360 Yeah, I think 1165 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,360 So 1166 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,360 The way that would be 1167 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,360 Because Keith Lemmon 1168 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,360 Would be starting off all excited 1169 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,360 Wanting to get on it, have a good fucking drink 1170 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,360 And that and then 1171 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,360 The middle of the night because all the 1172 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,360 Tensions on Danny De Beato 1173 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,360 Yeah, come on and watch your stories 1174 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,360 Who's the best person you've met on set and whatever 1175 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,360 This and that, what's your favorite 1176 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,360 Best film you've recorded, how was Arnold Schwarzenegger 1177 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,360 You know, has he got a massive dick 1178 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,360 We all want to know the answer 1179 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,360 And then at the end of the night 1180 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,360 When you're trying to wind down, you know like 1181 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,360 The 3am conversations 1182 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,360 You can imagine Keith Lemmon's done and he's passed out 1183 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,360 Yeah, yeah, he's fucking sniffed 1184 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,360 Up it all something, he's hanging out the back of 1185 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,360 Bernkarten 1186 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,360 Danny De Beato's walked off 1187 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,360 You know, a group of women 1188 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,360 Because he's gonna pull, you know he is 1189 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,360 And so it's just me and Sir Alex 1190 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,360 Ferguson at the end of the night and I'm just like 1191 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,360 Go on, why did you kick the boot of David Beckham's head then? 1192 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,360 Yeah, because you're aiming for 1193 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,360 Yeah, er 1194 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,360 Or was he for wine gigs being missed 1195 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,360 Yeah, no, he wasn't aiming for him 1196 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,360 Was it because you didn't like Victoria 1197 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,360 Did Jerry Halloway 1198 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,360 Hallowell tell you, no, I don't want to suck 1199 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,360 With dick, I'm a lesbian 1200 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,360 You know, it just 1201 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,360 It'd be a great 3am conversation 1202 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,360 When you turn him back to sober 1203 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,360 But you've still just got that 1204 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,360 You know, one or two last little whiskies to have a 1205 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,360 Sip with him, he'll be drinking his wine still 1206 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,360 Erm 1207 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,360 Yeah, I think that'd be a nice overall night 1208 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,360 Really 1209 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,360 It sounds like a good night mate 1210 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,360 Yeah, I know 1211 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,360 That's where you want it, you kind of want that like 1212 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,360 Massive star 1213 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,360 That right balance then just level that 1214 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,360 And then just that, as he comes down 1215 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,360 Yeah, gradual decal is still good but 1216 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,360 But you're not, yeah, yeah 1217 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360 You're too many beers in, you don't need that 1218 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,360 You're not feeding, you have to still try 1219 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,360 And mate, too much of an ep, you're winding down 1220 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,360 So yeah 1221 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,360 Thanks for that question Joe 1222 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,360 And that's two top 3s mate 1223 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,360 Yeah, no, three top 3s actually 1224 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,360 Because we did two lots of alcohol ones 1225 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,360 Cocktails, 1226 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,360 Febrogies, and then yeah 1227 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,360 Dinner boat, probably should have saved that for 1228 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,360 Next week then 1229 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,360 Yeah, maybe we come up with another 1230 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,360 Three that we'd go for 1231 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,360 Yeah, maybe, yeah 1232 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,360 We'll do that next week 1233 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,360 So question from Noah 1234 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,360 What mystery or phenomenon 1235 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,360 Phenomenon 1236 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,360 Would you love 1237 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,360 Soul 1238 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,360 Slash understand 1239 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,360 So it is a bit of a 1240 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,360 Thinker, yeah, I mean for me 1241 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,360 Would this come underneath 1242 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,360 Or come underneath that banner 1243 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,360 Aliens, extraterrestrials 1244 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,360 Would that come as underneath that 1245 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,360 So yeah, if there's a specific 1246 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,360 Phenomenon of an alien 1247 00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,360 Yeah, because obviously 1248 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,360 These UAPs, UFOs 1249 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,360 That 1250 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,360 I would like that, that's the thing 1251 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,360 I would like to solve 1252 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,360 So, let's just say 1253 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,360 The Roswell Incident 1254 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,360 If you could get into the nitty gritty 1255 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,360 Find out what the actual 1256 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,360 See the actual evidence for it 1257 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,360 Where those aliens actually was, do you see it 1258 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,360 There's a picture, just of the line 1259 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,360 That's that one 1260 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,360 Probably always there 1261 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,360 Yeah, but that is unsolved 1262 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,360 Might have been the Muda Triangle 1263 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,360 That's just randomly isn't it 1264 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,360 Yeah, I mean again 1265 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,360 Could be alien orientated, you don't know 1266 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,360 But I always thought this when I was a kid 1267 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,360 Really, like, I was like minted 1268 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,360 You know, essentially like the submarine 1269 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,360 Fucking weirdos 1270 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,360 If I had the kind of money 1271 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,360 Then yeah, go explore it 1272 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,360 See what's going on 1273 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,360 You don't hear much about stuff going 1274 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,360 Like, they seem like 1275 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,360 Like when you watch programmes on it 1276 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,360 It seems to have like happened 1277 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,360 A lot in the past, like every couple of years 1278 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,360 Imagine playing when we're still there 1279 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,360 I know there was an incident with 1280 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,360 Five 1281 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,360 The Malaysian aircrafts? 1282 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,360 No, there was five US 1283 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,360 No, like jets that was 1284 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,360 Doing like training 1285 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,360 Off the coast of like 1286 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,360 It goes from Florida 1287 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,360 To Muda 1288 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,360 I can't remember if they've all learned their parts off 1289 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,360 To make the Triangle, but anyway they were doing training there 1290 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,360 Just a basic 1291 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,360 Basic training and they've never 1292 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,360 Been seen again, all five of them 1293 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,360 So you don't really hear stuff like that anymore 1294 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,360 Like aircrafts climbing in the area 1295 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,360 But they'll be good ones 1296 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,360 Yeah, because again there used to be 1297 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,360 Loads of documentaries and stuff 1298 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,360 All the time, yeah 1299 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,360 There hasn't been anything for you though, has there? 1300 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,360 There used to be a good channel for documentaries being in Triangle 1301 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,360 I feel like I'm going to have to have a little 1302 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,360 Deep dive into it over the weekend 1303 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,360 I haven't done that for a long time 1304 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,360 You know when you just get lost in YouTube 1305 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360 Videos and stuff like that 1306 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,360 Not so much YouTube, but like a conspiracy 1307 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,360 Like the JFK one 1308 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,360 Because there's conspiracy and everything 1309 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,360 But when you get into it 1310 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,360 You want to solve it 1311 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,360 Don't you? 1312 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,360 So yeah, that video 1313 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,360 The one that I'd be going to 1314 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,360 Now 1315 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,360 We are going to get onto him, I know yous are all waiting 1316 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,360 But there was one last one 1317 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,360 That you could lead onto him anyway 1318 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,360 Ah yeah, there was another one 1319 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,360 I see, I forgot 1320 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,360 So Lee says fair play to you Nolte 1321 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,360 Good game, I've got a what's wrong with you 1322 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,360 Yeah, what's wrong with you 1323 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,360 Weeds in the garden, what's the point in them 1324 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,360 Now I know what he's saying there 1325 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,360 Weeds 1326 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,360 I hate them, they just come out of nowhere 1327 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,360 Fucking annoying, isn't it? 1328 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,360 Yeah, it's just ridiculous 1329 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,360 I spent a couple of hours, about a month ago now 1330 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,360 De-weeding the drive 1331 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,360 And so I've 1332 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,360 Seen a TikTok video 1333 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,360 Before I've done the weeding anyway 1334 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,360 So you get baking powder, sprinkle it down 1335 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,360 Over your drive or the area that you get 1336 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,360 Your weeds 1337 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,360 And then essentially the moisture in it 1338 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,360 The weeds absorb the moisture 1339 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,360 Out of the baking soda, it kills them 1340 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,360 Why? Because you're not putting 1341 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,360 The roots out, it leaves less room 1342 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,360 For new weeds to grow 1343 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,360 So essentially 1344 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,360 You're future proofing your drive 1345 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,360 Or your garden or whatever 1346 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,360 You can put it on grass, I think it said 1347 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,360 Obviously you've still got more of a surface area 1348 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,360 Where weeds can come from 1349 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,360 And to be fair 1350 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,360 I didn't overload the drive 1351 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,360 But it has mainly worked 1352 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,360 There's a couple of spots where 1353 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,360 A few have started to creep up 1354 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,360 Because the weather at the moment is prime for weeds as well 1355 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,360 Yeah, the hot then the rain 1356 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,360 Yeah, it's just loving it 1357 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,360 So I know what you're saying 1358 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,360 My job tomorrow if I 1359 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,360 Can be arsed to be fair, I've got to de-weed the garden 1360 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,360 The garden in general 1361 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360 Is the shit that I fucking heard 1362 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,360 I don't even cut the grass 1363 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,360 I know you don't, I've been told all about that 1364 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,360 This morning mate 1365 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,360 But yeah 1366 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,360 I do prefer to get 1367 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,360 Someone to do these jobs for me 1368 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,360 But I don't know 1369 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,360 I've just been leaving it too late to try and get it done 1370 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,360 And also with the garden, you want to wait 1371 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,360 If it's a nice day 1372 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,360 You can't be like 1373 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,360 A bit windy, a bit overcast 1374 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,360 You want the suns out to de-weed 1375 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,360 So why aren't you being outside to de-weed 1376 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,360 No, I'll prefer it if it's a bit overcast 1377 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,360 Because I can't be in the sun too long 1378 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,360 I'm fragile 1379 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,360 Not fair 1380 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,360 Whitey, I fucking 1381 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,360 Move myself and hire it 1382 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,360 Have you watched 1383 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,360 I've moved lately 1384 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,360 I've watched it as an adult 1385 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,360 But watch it now 1386 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,360 As a fucking 1387 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,360 Furly-eyed year old man 1388 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,360 It's fucking 1389 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,360 It's probably been about five or six years since I last saw it 1390 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,360 I remember there was a period 1391 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,360 Channel 4 was on every other week or something 1392 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,360 And so over the space of a month 1393 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,360 I ended up watching the whole film 1394 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,360 Because I'd watch it for half an hour 1395 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,360 Then there'd be a break and I'd click on to something else 1396 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,360 I looked a bit weird, like 1397 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,360 You asked him to move the guys in the barber shop 1398 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,360 You asked him to move the car 1399 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,360 Then he rams the car 1400 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:03,360 I got back to carpooling 1401 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,360 I fucking loved that 1402 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,360 He's done some bangers already 1403 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,360 Yeah 1404 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,360 I mean 1405 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,360 A movie like that wouldn't get made 1406 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,360 That's a point 1407 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,360 Sorry, I've just remembered there is another question 1408 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,360 I can't remember who it was from 1409 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,360 Apologies, I nearly missed one out 1410 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,360 It's just a good job that we went on to 1411 00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,360 That open file 1412 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,360 What's the 1413 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,360 Shittiest movie that you love 1414 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,360 Oh, I get 1415 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,360 Okay 1416 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,360 Let me have a little think on this 1417 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,360 Yeah, I think in general for me 1418 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,360 It has to be the Power Rangers 1419 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,360 Yeah 1420 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,360 It's a shit movie, but I love it 1421 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,360 Because of the nostalgia for the movies 1422 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,360 Oh, that's a hard one 1423 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,360 Because there is a few shit movies 1424 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,360 That I don't love watching 1425 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,360 You know what I think is a shit film when I watch it? 1426 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,360 First Avengers movie 1427 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,360 What, you don't like it? 1428 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,360 I don't like it 1429 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,360 But I will watch it 1430 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,360 But I fucking 1431 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,360 When I look back now, this is such a shit movie 1432 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,360 So I was about to 1433 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,360 Start doing the whole saga again 1434 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,360 Yeah, I think 1435 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,360 I tell you what's a fucking wank movie 1436 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,360 The first Captain America movie 1437 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,360 Yeah, it's definitely not one of the best ones 1438 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,360 Anyway 1439 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,360 But to watch in order you have to watch that first 1440 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,360 Me and Kai watched 1441 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,360 More during Covid 1442 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,360 In the right order 1443 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,360 Not in terms of time 1444 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:33,360 But how the movies got released 1445 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,360 So you can 1446 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,360 So there's the release order and then the chronological order 1447 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,360 So it's in order 1448 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,360 Of which the movies were released 1449 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,360 And fuck me there's some 1450 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,360 Shit ones in there 1451 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,360 The four ones 1452 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,360 The two for the Dark World and the first one 1453 00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,360 The four Dark Worlds 1454 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,360 Fucking terrible as well 1455 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,360 But yeah, I'd say the first Avengers movie 1456 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,360 For me because like 1457 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,360 You know that's going to hurt a lot of people 1458 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,360 Yeah, just because the first one 1459 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,360 It was alright but it's just like 1460 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,360 Left to be desired so to speak 1461 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,360 Yeah, I know what you're saying 1462 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,360 I mean 1463 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,360 Grieve me with the 1464 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,360 Endgame because you know we had to wait 1465 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,360 So long for the second one to come out and that 1466 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,360 Well, you know 1467 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,360 The like, what's it, Endgame? 1468 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,360 Was that the two part? 1469 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,360 Infinity War 1470 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,360 Yeah, so Infinity War 1471 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,360 Having to wait so long for it 1472 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,360 But I did love it though 1473 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,360 I've got another movie actually, Homebound 1474 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,360 Yeah, with the dogs and the cat 1475 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,360 And they have to get home 1476 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,360 And it's called Homeward Bound 1477 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,360 Yeah, fucking hell 1478 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,360 Because again, didn't they make like six of them 1479 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,360 I don't know, I watched three in a row one night 1480 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,360 What was it, Homeward Bound? 1481 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,360 Yeah, I'm sure it's called Homeward Bound 1482 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,360 For when in time 1483 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,360 Fucking watch it 1484 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,360 I think it's just because dog movies ain't it dog 1485 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,360 Just animals 1486 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,360 Fucking 1487 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,360 Proper movie that is 1488 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,360 1993, yeah you've got the two dogs 1489 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,360 And the cat 1490 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,360 I wouldn't go out my way to watch that 1491 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,360 That is a proper 1492 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,360 Movie that you love 1493 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,360 One that is like 1494 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,360 A cult classic to people but I've never 1495 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,360 Watched 1496 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,360 Baby's Day Out 1497 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,360 I don't know why so many people love that 1498 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,360 And August Pocus 1499 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,360 And look who's talking 1500 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,360 Oh, baby of shit films 1501 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,360 There was no need for them films 1502 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,360 People love them, just cult classics 1503 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,360 For some people 1504 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,360 Not more, a couple of two 1505 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,360 So yeah 1506 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,360 That was the last 1507 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,360 Of the Whatsapps 1508 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,360 Links are always in the descriptions 1509 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,360 The emails 1510 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,360 Popline number and everything 1511 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,360 But yeah, last but not least 1512 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,360 We have got James 1513 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,360 You know what with James, consistent enough 1514 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,360 He is, he loves it 1515 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,360 He's not a proper scouse, he's a wolf 1516 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,360 But he loves it 1517 00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,360 And I feel like he's just admitted 1518 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,360 Defeat here, because he literally just says 1519 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,360 I can feel 1520 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,360 His pain as he's talking, he's not 1521 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,360 He didn't want to type it, but he knew if he didn't 1522 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,360 It'd get more grief 1523 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,360 So he's literally just said, go on then 1524 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,360 Tell us all about hate 1525 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,360 How you're not in dominate 1526 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,360 Blah, blah, blah, blah 1527 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,360 I don't need to mate, obviously 1528 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,360 I love how we don't mince his words as well 1529 00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,360 Because last week's one he comes out with 1530 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,360 With a joke, but nah, nah 1531 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,360 He's a 1532 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,360 Yeah 1533 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,360 We didn't dominate the game really 1534 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,360 We did well 1535 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,360 To stop City 1536 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,360 From playing their 1537 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,360 Usual dominating game 1538 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,360 You know, the 1539 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,360 Sort of lockdown and mid build 1540 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,360 A bit better than usual 1541 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,360 Defending well, but it helped 1542 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,360 Having our two best defenders bitten available 1543 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,360 And that's what it came down to 1544 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,360 The majority of the game was having 1545 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,360 A bit enough squad to be able 1546 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,360 To play 1547 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,360 Did Fran play the full game as well? 1548 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,360 Fran played the full game, Martin 1549 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,360 Has got a bit of cramps 1550 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,360 And Johnny Evans, Lindelof 1551 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,360 Came on towards the end 1552 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,360 Yeah, Garnacho had a great game 1553 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,360 Kabi Maynu 1554 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,360 Fantastic, Bruno 1555 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,360 Played great in the full time position 1556 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,360 They're all given a job 1557 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,360 And they did it 1558 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,360 When Doku came on, obviously 1559 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,360 It got a bit more interesting for Man City as well 1560 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,360 But Wanbasaka, that's what he's there for 1561 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,360 He just likes to 1562 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,360 Pockete all these big players 1563 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,360 He got, not done 1564 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,360 But, you know, yeah 1565 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,360 Passed him a couple of times 1566 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,360 In general, he did his job 1567 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,360 Isn't it weird with Wanbasaka 1568 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,360 Because most defenders are good going forward now 1569 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,360 But not good defending as well 1570 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,360 He's more better at defending 1571 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,360 Than he is going forward 1572 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,360 I still feel sorry for Wanbasaka though 1573 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,360 Because the amount of times I see him 1574 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,360 He's making the run as 1575 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,360 The modern ball back does these days 1576 01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,360 And they don't pass to him 1577 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,360 And I feel like because of that 1578 01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,360 When he does have the ball 1579 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,360 In a position to 1580 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,360 Create a chance, put the ball in the box 1581 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,360 He's nervous 1582 01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,360 Because a few times 1583 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,360 He has done it 1584 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,360 And it's been a banging cross and a goal 1585 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,360 So I think it's a lot of confidence 1586 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,360 For him in that sense 1587 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,360 I think he just needs to be coached 1588 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,360 I think a lot of the players 1589 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,360 Still need a good coach behind them 1590 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,360 There's reports 1591 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,360 Of a few of the coaches leaving 1592 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,360 Ben MacArthur, who's a struggling coach 1593 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,360 Because they're not going to get offered a new contract 1594 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,360 But we need a good 1595 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,360 Overhaul on the background 1596 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,360 Staff 1597 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,360 As of the moment, I've not watched 1598 01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:43,360 Any of the news today 1599 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,360 But we're still waiting on a final 1600 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,360 Decision whether Ten Hague is going to get sacked 1601 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,360 Or not, which is ridiculous 1602 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,360 I think it's unfair if they do 1603 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,360 Sack him 1604 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,360 But yeah, as I was saying last week 1605 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,360 I'm not holding any 1606 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,360 Faith in the arse, I want to see what happens 1607 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,360 In the summer, and then I'll take it 1608 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,360 From there with my judgment 1609 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,360 I've got a question, what do you think 1610 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,360 Because I've seen reports that 1611 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,360 Mason Green might be moving to 1612 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,360 Dortmund, with some other clubs in mind 1613 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,360 But Dortmund's a strong one 1614 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,360 So I've not seen a link of 1615 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,360 Borussia Dortmund 1616 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,360 So apparently Borussia Dortmund are interesting 1617 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,360 Because the kind of Wood Sand show all his 1618 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,360 Wages, and he's a cheaper 1619 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:25,360 Alternative 1620 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,360 So when you are thinking about triggering 1621 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,360 His extension, so he 1622 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,360 Doesn't basically, so there isn't a 1623 01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,360 Half price sale on him 1624 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,360 Well, allegedly they've already 1625 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,360 Triggered the one, allegedly 1626 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,360 It's not been officially announced 1627 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,360 Because they wouldn't surprise if they wouldn't, just so they don't get him at a cut price 1628 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,360 So, leave him 1629 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,360 For free next year 1630 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,360 Because again, I saw the links the other day 1631 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,360 Of a swap deal for him and 1632 01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,360 Joe Felix from 1633 01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:53,360 Atletico Madrid 1634 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,360 Again, I think 1635 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,360 He struggled at Chelsea on that season 1636 01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,360 Along the line 1637 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,360 But, you know, you don't need 1638 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,360 I'd say we need a strikeout 1639 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,360 We need someone that can put the ball in the back of the net 1640 01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,360 But, without 1641 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,360 The right players in midfield 1642 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:13,360 To pass the ball, and the right players 1643 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,360 On the wing to pass the ball 1644 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,360 It's pointless who's up front, it doesn't matter who 1645 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,360 Who it is, they're not getting the service 1646 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,360 They're not going to score the goals 1647 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,360 Because I was thinking this, if the South Rashford 1648 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,360 Obviously, implies an opposition 1649 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,360 Is it 1650 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,360 Is there a way back for him 1651 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,360 That's what I was trying to get at 1652 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,360 Because I'm interested to see how these one players are 1653 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:35,360 More than anything, because 1654 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,360 They could save themselves a lot of money 1655 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,360 Yeah, well you know my thoughts on Mason Greenwood anyway 1656 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,360 If you want to hear him yourself 1657 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,360 You'll have to go way back 1658 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,360 On the podcast to listen to that 1659 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,360 I'd love to see him back in United top anyway 1660 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,360 Because he never got charged or something 1661 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,360 Like, not a lot of money 1662 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,360 But, he's got a lot of money 1663 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,360 He's never got charged or something 1664 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,360 He did get charged 1665 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,360 But he didn't get to call 1666 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,360 The charges were dropped 1667 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,360 So he wasn't proven guilty 1668 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,360 So essentially 1669 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,360 He's an innocent man 1670 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:09,360 He didn't do anything wrong 1671 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,360 Technically, because he hasn't been charged 1672 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,360 He hasn't been convicted of anything 1673 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:17,360 Because obviously you're innocent until proven guilty 1674 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,360 But obviously in this case, to say he's guilty 1675 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,360 And he's trying to prove his innocence 1676 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,360 But I just find that's a weird one 1677 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:29,360 And Madrid, so you've got Germany, Italy 1678 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,360 How like, Dormant have him 1679 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,360 I even read that Juventus won him 1680 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,360 And the Spanish team 1681 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,360 They were like, yeah we'll have him, but 1682 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,360 But 1683 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,360 That's because those countries 1684 01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,360 It's still acceptable to slap your missus 1685 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,360 No, it's different cultures 1686 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:47,360 It's different ways of life with those people 1687 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,360 And they 1688 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:53,360 Again, because he wasn't proven guilty 1689 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,360 They don't care 1690 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,360 It's not their hometown or anything 1691 01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,360 It's not home country, so they ain't bothered 1692 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,360 They're just wanting good talent, because he is 1693 01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,360 Because he had a good season 1694 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,360 I think he was 10 goals 1695 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,360 He scored throughout the season 1696 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,360 Yeah, good for your sister as well 1697 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:13,360 And I was interested to see if he got picked for England 1698 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,360 Well, because he did get picked, didn't he? 1699 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,360 But then him and Foden were out fucking around 1700 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:21,360 And he was like, yeah, I'm going to go to England having a few drinks and got some girls back to the hotel 1701 01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:25,360 And Greenwood gets his slap on the wrist, but Foden doesn't 1702 01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,360 He's still Garro Southgate's little bum boy, innit? 1703 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:31,360 So yeah, his cards are always marked 1704 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:35,360 I think he could have just sneezed wrong and he would have got kicked out, let's be fair 1705 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:41,360 Yeah, I'm just interested to see if a new manager comes in what happens with that actually 1706 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:43,360 So, do you want to bet Jadon Sancho when he comes to Dortmund though? 1707 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,360 No, no, no 1708 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:49,360 Dortmund have inquired about Greenwood 1709 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:52,360 Because what they're saying is Sancho's done so much money 1710 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:56,360 He'd have to take so much of a pay cut and cost more money than Greenwood 1711 01:05:56,360 --> 01:06:02,360 Yeah, so I know that you know what, he'd want around 50 to 55 for Sancho 1712 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,360 And wherever he goes, he would have to take the pay cut definitely 1713 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,360 Yeah 1714 01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,360 But that's down to him then 1715 01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:14,360 Is he ambitious enough to still play football and have the pay cut? 1716 01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,360 Or is he just going to come back to United and then sit on the bench again? 1717 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:23,360 Because if a new manager does come in, it's only a matter of time before the same things happen 1718 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,360 He gets told off for coming in late and all that 1719 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,360 And then he's going to get kicked out of the squad again 1720 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,360 And then he'll just go to another team alone and people will be just full-wise 1721 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:36,360 I don't think no one comes in for Sancho, I think it's overall too much from the package 1722 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:41,360 I think PSG is the only real option if they don't want Rashford 1723 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,360 Because they seem like they fancy Rashford more 1724 01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:50,360 I think if he goes anywhere, so let's just say that Dortmund did pay 50 million 1725 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:54,360 I think United will have to give like 10, 15 million of that to him 1726 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,360 To compensate for his wage for a couple of years or something 1727 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,360 Just to get him off the books 1728 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:05,360 Because we can't have all these toxic players in the dressing room still 1729 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:11,360 Rashford, not getting picked for England, that's the kick up the arse that he's needed 1730 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:15,360 I don't know if you saw it yourself, but he put a tweet out that he's going to be off social media for a few weeks 1731 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,360 He's going to go on holiday and blah, blah, blah 1732 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:26,360 So yeah, I've got a good feeling that next season, wherever he is, he's going to have a good season again 1733 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:27,360 Right 1734 01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:30,360 Now, I don't mean like he's going to be banging 30, 40 goals 1735 01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:35,360 But he'll be more consistent, he'll put a bit more of an effort in 1736 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:43,360 And he'll make him look more like the potential 80 million-paying player that he is 1737 01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:49,360 If we were to stand him in this summer window, anything over 40 would be a bonus in my eyes 1738 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,360 He's just not had a good enough season for it 1739 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:57,360 I know there's a lot of people saying, crack the dieters after the FA Cup win and all that 1740 01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:02,360 I think it was more of like a relief, of yeah, we've actually achieved something 1741 01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:06,360 I can put this season behind me now 1742 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:09,360 But yeah, there's too many players that need to go 1743 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:15,360 So as I say, when it comes to winning off this summer, at the end of the summer transfer window 1744 01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,360 Then I can make a judgement, I've got high hopes at the moment 1745 01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,360 Right 1746 01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:23,360 But yeah, FA Cup winners, great game 1747 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,360 Yeah, just the emotional rollercoaster 1748 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,360 Because, okay, it's the VAR 1749 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:33,360 The first goal goes in, I'm shouting, I'm like, yes 1750 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,360 Then it's the easy offside 1751 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,360 So then you're thinking, oh, they're going to call it offside 1752 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,360 Even though it didn't look offside 1753 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,360 It looked close, but you could sort of see that it wasn't 1754 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,360 But I'm thinking, oh, they're going to start drawing these fucking purple lines now 1755 01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,360 And they're going to be on the scooby 1756 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,360 Michael Oliver, he's going to be like, no, it's not a goal, he's offside 1757 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:54,360 Thought he was given 1758 01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:57,360 Then there was the offside, which was offside 1759 01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:00,360 And then when the second goal goes in as well 1760 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:03,360 And the amount of them that were like, Bruno's meant to shoot there 1761 01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,360 No, he didn't 1762 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:08,360 You could see it, like, I was actually, because I watched ITVs 1763 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,360 Because it was on ITV and BBC 1764 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,360 And Ian Rod was like saying, look, you can see Bruno 1765 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,360 He's looked at him here, he's looked at him there 1766 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:18,360 So about five or six times he's looked to see where Maynard was 1767 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,360 So he has meant to pass to him 1768 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,360 And just Maynard, I've not seen him miss, he brought a goal 1769 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:28,360 I've not seen him look like he's going to miss 1770 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,360 He's got it in his locker 1771 01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:33,360 He's a good... 1772 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:38,360 Well, the future's looking bright for United with the young players that we've got 1773 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:41,360 And yeah, just the whole... 1774 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:43,360 The rest of the game I was waiting for 1775 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:45,360 I was waiting for Man City to score 1776 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,360 And obviously, Dark Roo's got it 1777 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:52,360 Ohn-Arn are doing his usual, just fucking wet hands, just letting it in 1778 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:54,360 I was on the edge of the seat then 1779 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:56,360 And then that seven minutes 1780 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,360 Whoever was commentating through the game 1781 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,360 He says, three, four minutes, it's going to be on 1782 01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:04,360 And I'm like, nah, it's going to be six, seven minutes 1783 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:06,360 And then it was, come up, seven minutes 1784 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,360 I'm like, oh... 1785 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,360 And yeah, I don't do it 1786 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:12,360 But I was closer to belting my nails and that 1787 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,360 And I was just waiting, I was waiting 1788 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,360 Good feeling 1789 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,360 When the second goal went in as well, I shouted that hard 1790 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,360 Because you can see... 1791 01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:26,360 The few times these days we play are that you know that it's a clear goal 1792 01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,360 There's no way that it can save topside or anything 1793 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,360 Because I've watched the whole build-up 1794 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,360 And what a ball from Rashford to start 1795 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,360 I pinged it over to go on that joke 1796 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,360 Switch sides, old-fashioned football 1797 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,360 I was like, switch it 1798 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,360 And yeah, I shouted 1799 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,360 And the dog was asleep, weren't he? 1800 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,360 And he jumped up and he ran across the room 1801 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,360 So I had to get up and give him a cuddle 1802 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,360 It's all right, mate, it's all right 1803 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,360 I just beat him on the chest quietly 1804 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,360 They're like, ah... 1805 01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:54,360 But yeah, it was a good day 1806 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,360 Yeah 1807 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:58,360 Yeah, it was only Arsenal, really 1808 01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,360 That didn't achieve much 1809 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,360 It was a shame for them 1810 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,360 Did you see... 1811 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,360 We are going to wrap up shortly 1812 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,360 It is well over an hour now 1813 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,360 But thanks for anyone that is still listening 1814 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:14,360 Did you see any of the Man City Open Bus Parade? 1815 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,360 Yes 1816 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,360 I saw a lot of photos 1817 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,360 Not too much 1818 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,360 And I saw a TikTok video 1819 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,360 It wasn't much of a parade 1820 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,360 No, it was empty streets 1821 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:28,360 They had to... 1822 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:30,360 So, because it was like 1823 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,360 Many roads that had to 1824 01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,360 Poster them all together 1825 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,360 To actually get proper photos 1826 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,360 Of a crowd of people 1827 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,360 So because it was spread across a mile 1828 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,360 The battle of, no, come on 1829 01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,360 Move down here, move together, get closer 1830 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,360 And then they just sat 1831 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,360 At the live music bit afterwards 1832 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,360 And they're just standing there 1833 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,360 Barely interacting 1834 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,360 It's almost as if they were paid to stand there 1835 01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,360 They've just found anyone on the streets 1836 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,360 And gone, yeah, here's a Man City top and a tenner 1837 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,360 Just stand there so we can take a picture, please 1838 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,360 I think it's because the fans 1839 01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,360 Think it's guaranteed now 1840 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:06,360 So it doesn't mean 1841 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,360 I think it's lost that thing to run 1842 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,360 Yeah 1843 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,360 I've seen a lot of people coming out of it now as well 1844 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,360 And saying, this is unacceptable 1845 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,360 And it's like showing how many times 1846 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:18,360 Man City have won the league 1847 01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:20,360 Since their dominance of 1848 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:22,360 The oil money and all that 1849 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,360 And then it's like 1850 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,360 But this was acceptable 1851 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,360 And it goes back and it was like, man, you know 1852 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,360 Then you're not dominating 1853 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,360 But when you see the difference in 1854 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,360 The league winners 1855 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,360 You've got Blackburn in it, Arsenal winning it 1856 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,360 And this and that 1857 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,360 It was all entertaining back then 1858 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,360 I mean fair enough we've had it this season 1859 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,360 Where it was only one by two points 1860 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,360 But the amount of them 1861 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,360 Back then, when it was 1862 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,360 It was the last day 1863 01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,360 You had to win 1864 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,360 Or you had to win by a certain amount of goals 1865 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,360 To get a title and that 1866 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,360 It hasn't been like that for years really, has it? 1867 01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,360 No, it just seems like it's always Man City 1868 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,360 To lose, doesn't it? No matter how far 1869 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,360 Beyond at certain points in the season 1870 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,360 You just know they're going to kick on 1871 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,360 Yeah, so 1872 01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,360 Yeah, I think we've gone on long enough now anyway 1873 01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,360 It's not a football podcast 1874 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,360 Next week probably will be 1875 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,360 A bit more football related 1876 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360 Because we've got the Euros coming up 1877 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,360 Yeah, so I feel like we did this last year as well 1878 01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,360 Football, did we do a favourite 1879 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:26,360 England team or something? 1880 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,360 Or we was probably going to 1881 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,360 Maybe, because we used to 1882 01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,360 No, I think we might have, we've done like 1883 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,360 No, I think we might, oh I don't know, I see 1884 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,360 Was it our favourite 1885 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360 England team or something? 1886 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,360 I can't remember 1887 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,360 Well, it is going to be 1888 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,360 I don't know, small segment, we won't go on too long 1889 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,360 There's no normal football 1890 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,360 To talk about, it is just going to be getting to the Euros 1891 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:52,360 Yeah, I feel like I'm going to get 1892 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,360 A sticker album as well 1893 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,360 Just for the 1894 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,360 You have to complete though, because you can't be 1895 01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,360 Not complete, the worst thing is it gives 1896 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,360 Yeah 1897 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:04,360 Yeah, I might get one 1898 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,360 Yeah, I might see it anymore, it's top strumps now 1899 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,360 It's not fucking 1900 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,360 It's not vanilla anymore 1901 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,360 It's not vanilla 1902 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,360 They've been sacked, it's tops now 1903 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,360 So I don't know if it's still going to feel the same 1904 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,360 I think I need to go into an old school news 1905 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,360 Agent, pick up a sticker book 1906 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,360 Just get the feel of it 1907 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,360 Have a look on the insult, because they used to be quite 1908 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,360 A bit on the insult, you know 1909 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,360 With the little facts here and there and that 1910 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,360 So if you still go like 1911 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,360 Fear the looks, then I'm going to get one 1912 01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,360 I used to love the fucking Premier League one 1913 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,360 And they had like, as we said, the club facts 1914 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,360 And the shiny sticker 1915 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,360 Used to be the best player, like the star player 1916 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,360 Yeah, just do it 1917 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,360 I know if I get one, I'm going to spend like £100,000 and still not be able to finish you 1918 01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:48,360 I might need to be looking for just one person 1919 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,360 Just to finish you 1920 01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:52,360 It's always going to be that way 1921 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,360 Like a Ronaldo 1922 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,360 The old fucking R9 one you could never get 1923 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,360 Yeah, I don't know 1924 01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,360 I'm going to go into shop from tomorrow 1925 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,360 If you get this Ronaldo 1926 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,360 It's probably better off not putting him into 1927 01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:06,360 A sticker album, you know like 1928 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,360 Cristiano Ronaldo, because this might be his last 1929 01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:10,360 Competition, so it might be 1930 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:12,360 Worth saving that one mate 1931 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,360 I'd have to get a second one then though 1932 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,360 Yeah, but then save that one as well 1933 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,360 Show him, he's got it 1934 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,360 But then again, if you've got the whole 1935 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,360 Album completed, and you've got 1936 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,360 That Cristiano Ronaldo in there 1937 01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,360 Would it be worth more than that? 1938 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,360 No, no, no, no 1939 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,360 Just get that fresh, put it into a Pokemon sleeve 1940 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,360 Into a hard Pokemon sleeve 1941 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,360 Just fuck it in, don't worry about that 1942 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:36,360 For ten years mate 1943 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,360 I'll say 1944 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,360 Yeah, you'll probably get a phone call 1945 01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,360 Tomorrow, I've got one 1946 01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:44,360 I've got you one as well 1947 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:46,360 Don't do that 1948 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,360 Because you'd be like, I ain't got money for my Pokemon cards now 1949 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,360 Literally 1950 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,360 Because you'd have to completely 1951 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,360 Yeah 1952 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,360 And you've only got like two months to completely 1953 01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,360 Get one Pokemon sleeve and one comes out 1954 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,360 I know what I've done, I've literally just 1955 01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,360 Unloaded shop, bought like 50 packs 1956 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,360 And then yeah, I'm 200 pound down 1957 01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,360 And I've still got 60 stickers away 1958 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,360 But you stick albums on, what I've done yeah 1959 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,360 Yeah 1960 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,360 But yeah, hopefully you've all enjoyed it 1961 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,360 You know, a bit of 1962 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:16,360 Nostalgia at the end for any of yous 1963 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,360 Older listeners 1964 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,360 And yeah, as always 1965 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,360 Links are in the description 1966 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,360 Put a line, email, twitter 1967 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,360 X, X-Moguia 1968 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,360 Send them all in 1969 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,360 Keep the questions coming and all that 1970 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,360 We always appreciate them 1971 01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:34,360 And we will see yous on the next one 1972 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:54,360 Peace! 1973 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,360 We have chemistry's electric 1974 01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,360 You can't deny 1975 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,360 You can't deny 1976 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,360 You can't deny 1977 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:31,360 You can't deny