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We've got it done last week
We already rattled on for long enough
But we are gonna come straight into the
I don't know why that's funny
We're gonna get straight onto the alcohol tier list
For the die-hard listeners that have been waiting over a week for this answer now
So I did say two lists
Because you can't just have an alcohol list of a mixture of the cocktails
And generic alcohol
So we've dived it up
We don't do top fives, we do top threes here
Top easier
Let's work
Let's prep work
So do you wanna get onto the cocktails or the other beverages first?
I think we should start on the other beverages
Then go on the cocktails
So the standard alcoholic drinks then
You can't just say lager
There's too many different brands of the lager
You can't say that it's your favourite when Foster's and Carling can be your favourite
Foster's can't be anyone's favourite
Peace Water
I don't know why that was always branded as an Australian beer as well
I don't know, but you used to drink that all the time though
You get into it lager daddies
I don't know why that makes you get into it though
It was cheap though, that's one
Because it was the cheapest lager on tap back in the day when we were 16
So long we've been going around
So long
No one's saying yeah that's why
It's long
Yeah
No one's saying
You know
I was gonna say no it's not
So yeah it was just because it was cheap
And yeah it was just soft
Do you remember how much it was a pint back then?
What I remember the blue WKDs used to be
No they weren't
I was gonna say £2 but they weren't
I think it was £1.80 a pint of Carling back then
So it might have been about £1.65 for a pint of Foster's then maybe
Because when we used to do the mix of half a lager and a blue WKD that was about £3 that was
That just tastes like that tastes disgusting I think
It did it not?
No it did
Do you remember that? So what did you used to call it? A frosty frog?
That was a frosty frog
But you could also do the WKD, a Bacardi Breezer and what was the orange one?
That was the Bacardi Breezer? No
Smell of voice sorry
Yeah so Bacardi Breezer was the orange one, Smell of voice was the white one
And then a blue WKD was the white one
Yeah it all turned into a green drink
Yeah and again people would call that a frosty frog
But I didn't know of that frosty frog before we started doing our frosty frog
I can't explain the taste it was literally just a lager and a blue WKD and it worked
You're still not really much of a lager fan anyway so I've enjoyed it back then definitely anyway
And then sometimes we'd add a green aftershock in it
That's the one yeah I remember the shot we used to do
Yeah that would be called an incredible Hulk and if there wasn't aftershock on the like we'd drink it all or whatever
Then whatever shot would be put in it would change the name to the incredible substitute
Right
There was another one that we used to make as well I can't think what was in it
But it tasted, I called it Solera because it tasted like the Solera White Lolls
You know the ice cream and the mango flavouring out sort of
I can't remember what that was now
It was beautiful though
Might have to be some like snaps onto that like peach snaps to get that flavour because I can't think of something chop sharp that would give it that taste
It wasn't with the lager and the blue WKD, it was a completely different production than we used to do
But yeah it was, yeah just tasted just like a beautiful, oh god
I miss being able to drink all of what we used to, well I used to
Oh god the good old days
Yeah so we're not gonna lump all lagers as one generic one, we're gonna go brand specific
That's it
So are we going 3, 2, 1?
Yeah yeah yeah
So I have the best velocity
Now lager, I do prefer lager in general
It's an easy one to go to
I do still drink a good amount of cardamom again just because it's cheap and easy to get
But it's not in my top 3
So number 3 for me is a Vera Moretti
Now it's just, it's a nice, stable lager, it's not too rough, it's smooth enough
And it just tastes great, it's not too expensive as well, it doesn't break the bank
But yeah that's my number 3
That is a good choice mate
My number 3 is a Hornsby Cider
Now we've done a bad distro off the pad beforehand
I haven't seen it for a while but it was the best Tyson Cider I've ever had
So I don't know if I've ever actually had one, I've definitely seen it recently
But was it a smooth cider or was it a bit harsh?
No it's a...
Strong movies
So because I haven't had it for a few years but I do
Sometimes I go to a guy and that cider hard, Hornsby Cider
So the way I remember is, remember if you used to have a cider now like a record link
It was quite heavy, quite blowy, it didn't have that effect
So it was quite smooth but it didn't blow you up which I really like
Because when you drink ciders after like 3, it's just heavy then
So it had a smooth taste to it, proper fruity as well, it was really nice
Hornsby Cider, so if anyone sees it, pick me some up basically
I haven't seen them for ages
Hornsby Cider, yeah if you see it on the shelf anywhere
Can't pick it up because obviously they don't know where to drop it off to
His address will be in the description
No but just send a link, it's on a website, sorry if you see it in the shop
Just say what shop, National Travel Around the World, find something because he's desperate for one
Actually when I did go to America because it's supposed to be an American cider
I did check there, oh I'm fine off it
Maybe it went into liquidation or something
Maybe yeah
A fucking rhino on the label mate
You know it's a good drink there when you've got a rhino on it
Yeah yeah
Proper animal that is though
Yeah, the real life unicorn
It's real
And it goes with the name as well, because you couldn't have an animal without a horn
Hornsby
Yeah yeah
You couldn't have a giraffe
You don't want one of them
Giraffe, giraffe see
You don't want one of them fucking blowy things, makes a noise
It's alright I've got a cramp again, oh god I don't know what
It's the second time today I've had cramp as well
What are you getting in?
It's in the back of my leg and it's shooting down
It's not good, don't worry I'll power through people
Power through, feel for joy
Yeah
It's sent you, man I'm off
So more number two then
Now it's close call as well this year, it's been number one
And I did have to essentially flip a coin in my head
Two solid coin, not one of them mine has got heads on both sides
Did have a heads and tails, put a sapes in my head
So Desperada
Right, ok
Now obviously the idea that you do have a bit of line with it as well
Just adds the little fruitiness to it, a little bit of citrusy goodness that you need
But I think it's just one of them
It's hard to beat, really is hard to beat but it's just class, hot day
Yeah it's good summer's drink
You know, a bit of line with it as well
Good spot on, goes down a treat
Now again it's one that you can't have too many of
But yeah, they do, just hit the spot
That's it, and my number two is exactly the same as yours
Desperada again
Just for the exact reasons why you just mentioned
It is, it is so good though
Because I remember with the bottles
When we were running a pub years ago
You used to get two for a fiver
And they just started doing the different coloured ones
So there was the red one
The red one and that, was it the green one?
Yeah, the red one was guava
That's it
And then there was another red one which was like fireball
That's the one, yeah
And then there was the green one, I don't know what the green flavour was
But yeah, they just started them ones
And so essentially I went through all the red ones in the pub
And I don't know, I've done half the fridge stock of the normal ones as well
And I was absolutely bad at them
They are a good summer drink in there
Yeah, they really are
Yeah, it really is taller
But you know, I'm gonna bore a lot of people with this one
My number one is Guinness
And I know you're not gonna
No, I fully would be
Yeah, you're not gonna agree with me
You're not there with the taste buds quite yet
Probably in about 15 years you might enjoy one
I sort of appreciate it
Yeah, you might do
I'd imagine you'd have a dash of blackcurrant with it though
No, I remember one of the lads used to have blackcurrant in it back in the day
Yeah, a lot of people did
And it was pretty nice with the blackcurrant
That I remember anyway
But not nice enough for me to have it
Yeah, I wouldn't do it
Because we've had John, again, it's just like an Irish thing
Having a chaser of Jameson's whisky with it as well
Now you either drink the whisky as a shot separately
But most of the time you pour it into the Guinness
Right
And it does change the flavour a lot
Yeah, I can imagine
But it blows your head off then
That is literally three or four at most in a night
Is it the equivalent of a ladbomb?
Those ladbombs are heavy
Those ladbombs you can build it
Start from the bottom and then shoot up past your head
And then it's if it comes back down then
Just instantly the stare there
Yeah, it's the out of body experience with the ladbombs, weren't it?
Yeah, and then the occasional grab on then as well
I know
But yeah, Guinness, it's just an all year round drink
It doesn't matter if it's summer or winter
You can drink it in any weather condition, always nice
And there is a skill to pouring it
There's the technique
You've got to wait a minute to anything
You can't rush it
No, you can't
Until that head's settled
You cannot touch it
You can look at a glass and watch it bubbling away
You know, the silky smoothness
It's not ideal for a first drink on a Friday when you really want that
Because you have to wait for it
Yeah, but that makes it be sweet sometimes
Or that's when you get the chaser
Yeah, you can do that
So if you're dying for a drink
It's one of the ones you have to buy two on your first round
Because the first one always goes out of treat anyway
And you don't want to wait even longer for another one
So you buy two
And yeah, it just helps build up the suspense for it
Because you're there, you're watching it
It's nearly ready
And you just see the gold
It's just all raised to the top
Just that nice layer of thick cream
And you're like, yes, now it's time to get him on now
I'm still out of adegies
So yeah, that's my number one
Right, so my number one is the B&B Redo
I really enjoy it
You know, I wasn't a big lager drinker
I went on the Desperados and it really changed me
And then, yeah, just on there
I tried a Peroni and a big fan of Peroni
No
I hate Madri
Madri, if I had to, fine
Got to sleep though
Fucking headache
Yeah, it's not even
Yeah, Madri's not even the strongest of lagers either
But it is
If I have to, I'll wake up with a headache
Like I've been on it all night, I don't get it
Yeah
See, I can feel it
If I have a full night of
Not all lagers, but some lagers just drinking that
Then I'll feel it the next day
A little bit, not too much
As long as I've had sleep, I'm usually alright
Me eight hours, I'm alright
But for some reason, Guinness, I literally can drink that all night and wake up sweet
Like I haven't been on it all night at all
I just find it a bit weird how I can have, I don't know, a few more Desperados and wake up fine
But two Madri's
Fine in the moment, but wake up the next day
Fucking
I hate that as well, where you go somewhere?
Like for me, because they don't have B&B Redo
They don't have Desperados, because not all of them do
No, no
And just like, Madri or Perona, ugh
Shit
And I'm like a bit grumpy then, because like
I had a Corona on draft when I went high, but
It was a terrible one
It is
See, again, Corona in a bottle
It has to have the lime in it
Because, and then it's just about passable
I just, I really don't like Corona anyway
But yeah, I can drink it with the lime
But yeah, on drafts
Because again, you're not getting the lime with it then, are you?
So you have to put the, so I asked for like a dash of lime in it
Just fucking just mixed it in
No
It's one of the worst things
Not just with drink or food and that as well, but you're paying for something
It's just, you don't enjoy it
I don't mind hanging a whole bunch of food or anything
But if it's not good quality, then it cracks me up
So yeah, it really is annoying
Because I know that wasn't cheap, was it for you?
No, no, so I think for
For a Corona and a cocktail
It was 15 quid higher than Robin Bastard's
So essentially, if you just split it with Traynor
You're looking at £7.50 per ponds of a shit log
And he washed it
And it's just, it's not hard, is it?
You know when you struggle to get it down, yeah?
But now, number one, B&M ready
They're just, since I've been on this diet
Every now and again, I'm on sat-di all the time
I have a cheeky B&M ready
Just a cheeky one
Goes down, mate
Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
It is nice
So glad it's the weekend
Even though I'm working Sunday, but it is what it is
So that is the general alcohol
So we're gonna go to cocktails now
So when you're a bit zesty on holiday
Or if it is hot summer's day
You don't need to be on holiday
I only feel comfortable drinking cocktails on holiday
Otherwise, I think it's a bit zesty
But sometimes you can walk into a pub or a bar
And they've got the oppas on
And you're like, you know what, yeah?
So you've gone from having a Guinness Chaser
Proper man who will sigh over it to
Can I have a sex on the beach, please, mate?
No, because it would normally be
If I walked in and then see that they've got the cocktail up their arm
I'm like, yeah, go on, I'll have a cocktail to start off with
And then I'd move on to the man drinks afterwards
You know the whole thing about cocktails, dog
Especially in a bar, and we used to have it in Worcester
The people that make the cocktails love themselves
Yeah
Oh my God, remember that?
What was that place in Worcester?
Was it Tramps?
No, what was it called?
The big one in Worcester
It might be called St. Kavs now
I don't know
It was a big, I think it was the biggest one in Worcester
The one which had about five rooms
Yeah, it had five rooms
I think it had over three floors
Yeah, I can't remember what it was called
Yeah, one aside Tramps, it might have been up
But they used to have a cocktail bar
Room
Because that was a small room
Yeah, yeah
So that's where you'd have more list of cocktails
We used to go there
And the two lads, they used to fucking do it
Oh my God
Or just fucking make the drink
Don't have to fucking
Yeah, it's literally like the watch
The Tom Cruise film cut out
Literally, yeah
And they're trying to get all the sexy moves going
It's like, mate
Just make me a drink
You're in a dark room, sweating like the rest of us
Just shaking and bodying
Just make me a fucking drink
Overcharge me, yeah
I don't need your bullshit
Less ice, more alcohol, that's all I want
Do you remember the seven pound champagne from now
It was fucking nice as well
Yeah, because it was sort of like lamborini, weren't it
Mate, it was fucking
I remember, I remember Lesley's birthday
And he was fucked up
Not really, but yeah
No, I'll do, I'll do
He was absolutely fucked
I remember seven pound
He found one
Fuck me
I remember having him on my back
Like, he's had his arms over my shoulders
And like walking with him up the stairs
Like trying to get his legs up with him
Because again, with that stuff
Because it's all bubbles
And that's what gets you drunk more
Because I've seen Lesley
We've been out, obviously, a lot of times
But like, keep up
And he's drank and drank
But that was probably one of the worst days I've ever seen
And to still be sober enough
To see him like that before I'd gotten that far
You knew that he'd actually got to him
So, yeah, so go on cocktails
We're going to start from three
Right away, or
Do it again, yeah
So, what's your number three, mate?
So, I mean, I'm not going to be
Because I haven't drank a load
The most cocktails I'd ever drank
Drank really was when we was in Cyprus
Because it was literally
Cheaper to get a cocktail
Than it was a can of pop
Yeah, so the cocktail, yes
You are right inside that
So it was two euros for a cocktail
And two fifty-four for a can of coke
So I remember in the morning
We used to have a cocktail
Or I used to get a bottle of Woodpecker
Man drinkers
Yeah, I had my proper table of breakfast
While reading my paper
This limited
So, how old were we when we went to Cyprus?
18
It was 18, it was early
It was definitely 18
It was in our teens
Yeah, we were 18 or 19
Yeah, so 18
You know, so we get up being lads
You have your Woodpecker for breakfast
Or your fucking cup of tea if you're an old man
And so we used to be in the porthole like halfway
J.D. used to get the paper
He was cup of tea in the shade
And like really
I had to be in the shade
Because I didn't want to burn
Yeah, but we used to wind him up
And kind of like flick water at him
And he used to like
You must look over the paper
Shake his head and disapprove it
And put the paper back over his face
Yeah, I was kind of in an old man period
At that point as well
Of reading the paper
It was almost a religious thing for me
Yeah, because the company that I was working for at the time
It was sort of like mandrake breaks as well
So 10 o'clock I'd have a break
After I'd have a break
So that was the thing
I'd read the paper
So because it was heavy
Yeah, I'd have me breakfast
With a cup of tea
Because always I'd start without a cup of tea anyway
So yeah, sit there, read the paper
And it's a typical British thing
To get a British newspaper
And read about what's going on at home
It didn't used to be like the days before
It used to be like
So if it was on a Wednesday
It weren't Wednesdays
It was Tuesdays
No, I'm sure it was the right days for us
So I thought it was the day I had
Yeah, it can't be the day I had
Not the day behind
Yeah, it's you Jack
No, I thought it was the day behind
I thought on a Wednesday
It was really Tuesdays once
No, I think it was just essentially
Because the tone difference
That's all it was
But it was Wednesdays paper
While it was Wednesdays for us
It was just because
I could have sworn
Probably the tone difference
But I didn't read the paper
No, no
Yeah
So you used to read that paper
Just that disapproving look
Yeah, because all I needed was half an hour
Just to have a breakfast
And just have a quick note
Those for the paper
I just wanted to see what was going on with dear Deidre
Yeah, Deidre
I could never
You know those dear Deidre
I could never tell if that was real or not
Because who would write some of the stuff
That got put in there
I think the dear Deidre ones were
The Daily Star ones
No, the Daily Sport ones
They were the famous
Yeah, them ones were
Yeah, they were just people's like
My step sister was caught in the washing machine
I have to pull my
What do I do now?
Stop lying, that's what you do
Stop doing it, Lesley
But yeah, I just needed that half an hour
We used the Royal Taken Office
But yeah, I remember we were sitting there at one point
I don't know if we were waiting for someone to come down
Or waiting for them to get ready or something
But we literally sat there
And we had the whole cocktail menu in front of us
We were like, yeah, we'll try that one now
And it pretty much was everyone
Because there was those bars where you could have like 20 euro
Or you could drink cocktails
So you used to just like pay the 20 euro
I don't think that's the thing anymore
Probably not with today's
Because everything costs money
And then for the whole hour you could have as many cocktails as you want
As long as you're on the sun list
But pretty much every cocktail
Yeah, it was all the generic ones
And if you asked them to make some
I'm sure they would have done it back then
Yeah, if they knew what it was then yeah
So yeah, my number three would just be the bug standard Sex on the Beach
I know it's not the greatest
But it's an all reliable
And you know, in general, well, I'm sure people have
But I've never had a bad one
It's always tasted or old for me
No, I get that
And yeah, you can't really go wrong with it
It's just plain, simple, hits the spot
It's nice on a hot day
And people abbreviate the name
The next we used to sign up for part half
When I was in Haven
That was called Haven on the Beach
Yeah, yeah
And then when you're all
I'm trying to think of what the non-alcoholic one was called as well
Oh yeah
Kiss on the Beach
It might have just been Sex on the Beach or something
Well, like when you go abroad to resort
They have like sex
Rather than sex on the beach
It's sex on whatever the resort's called
Yeah
So yeah, just yeah, I can imagine
I can see why that would be number three
My number three, Blue Lagoon
Blue Lagoon
As you said, it's just one of those ones
Just don't miss
You can't really have a bad one, can you?
Especially when there's not much to put into it
That's what makes it so simple
Because some of them are
There's a lot of effort going into them and that
And they can
If they're not done right, they can get spoils
Yeah
So yeah, it's all when we did use to mess around
And try all random ones
But Skittles
And there'd be Skittles in it
I don't need Skittles in there
I don't know, you start to skittle one
I remember the Skittle Bombs
That was more of a shop
But I know which one you
The fancy ones you need to put the Skittles in
I used to like that one
I can't remember that one
I thought it was just called Skittles though
But yeah, some of them do
Try too hard on that one
And getting all sorts of random stuff
But I don't need it
I just want alcohol
Right, so then my second one
It's going to be Long Island Oyster
Now again, I know that's not your cup of tea
It was my oyster
Again, it was just not
Because it doesn't taste like tea
But it was just a nice mix of the alcohol
And again, it was just
Just a little bit of a bitter taste
Yeah, it was nice
When was the last time you tried one though?
A few years ago, I must admit
Why do you eat your coffee at that point though?
Yes, and I still find that really disgusting
So I would have thought now that you do drink
But again, you don't really just drink plain coffee though, do you?
No, I don't actually
I would have thought if you drank plain, cheap, instant coffee
Then you probably would appreciate it a little bit more then
But yeah, no, it's not everyone's cup of tea
So my second one is a Woo Woo
Just another generic
Just can't go wrong with it
And it's a fun one to say as well, isn't it?
Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo
So I used to really like Cheeky Wimto's
Which most people would call Cheeky Bimto
Because it tasted like Bimto
But for copyright reasons, they had to call it Wimto
That was basically just Blue WKD and Port
Probably like a little bit of lemonade or something
That was a nice one, wasn't it?
Yeah
So my number one is a Tequila Sunrise
Ooh, I wasn't expecting that, man
I must have, so Tequila Sunrise, let's have a look
I know, I've got the list of ingredients here as well
I've not read them out for any other
The bottom line is if you don't know
I'm not a big fan of Tequila
I know I said that before, we have Desperados
But Tequila Sunrise, ooh, maybe not for me
Ooh
Again, it's simple enough, you know, it literally is
So grenadine, which is just a flavoring
Tequila and orange juice
And yeah, mix it up with a bit of ice and all that jazz
Yeah, it's sound, it's just nice, it's simple
Yeah, I mean, I get it
Just, you know what?
It's, when you go to like
You know, you're all inclusive and you get it
And sometimes they put too much tequila in it
And it just tastes like tequila
That's the thing I don't like about that
Again, over here in the UK, we tend to have a cheaper tequila
So when it's a good quality tequila, then it is nice
Yeah
It's the same as
Same as like the Sambucas and
Cheaper whiskeys and that
They taste horrible
And they'll leave like the nasty burn
But when you get a more expensive, a higher quality
Then it is, it's a sipping drink now
You know what I love doing?
And I know I've mentioned it before on this part is
When you go away and you're all inclusive
First beer, tip the gears beyond the bar
Yeah
Ten fucking, ten dollars wherever you're at or ten euro
Then he looks after you all night
Then you're never after why
For ten fucking, ten euro to look after you all night
Fucking spot on
My number one, San Francisco cocktail
Now I don't see these much anymore
I haven't asked for one for a while
But going back to Cyprus is where it started
And yeah pretty much if I do see it
And come across it, I will have one
But not here, like abroad
Not sesty like that
Well yeah
I feel like we need to just on a cocktail
Have a cocktail one
Just go and have a cocktail there
I don't know but like can you imagine going to the
Hunters movie and having cocktails and all that
Not to the Hunters movie
Do you get what I'm saying?
Like you have to go somewhere
Yeah we'll go to an actual bar
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah
Do we do it during the day
So when the dickheads are out
A brunch
Got to worry about it
Like I can find them a sprint train
Yeah
Okay
On the other way again
Yeah so yeah San Francisco for me number one
If you haven't had it, give it a go
Yeah
I used to log when we did have the cocktail days away
And all that long
Just the random
You know because again it's all science
With a traffic light
The way that the colours
You know you've got your red, yellow
And what it blue and green weren't on the top
No that was really nice as well actually
It was nice
But you had to sport it
You had to mix it together
To properly get the flavour
Because otherwise you would taste
A lot of sections at a time
Yeah you're just getting orange juice
And then you know
Yeah but when they can do stuff like that
Just say it's science
Just the way consistency can be different
And it just sits on top and underneath and that
That's what I always like with baby guinness as a shot
Because you're still getting that little cream
Looking like a mini pop
And it's not a heavy shot is it
No
I had those shots where you're
Urgh
Sambuca
Sambuca's are just
Tequila
Urgh
Oh no think about it though
Think about it
If beer was crowded now
And he was like fucking
I've got an idea
It makes you do stupid shit
I don't think there would be that to make anymore
Do you know what I'm saying
I know what you're saying
Well instantly I just say my bullshit
Come in my head that
If it was invented now
And then the powers that be
Illuminati, governments and all that
Knew that they could make money on it
What to do
Then they'd be like
Yeah same
Yeah
Well the same with cigarettes
Yeah I'm surprised that that happened
So it's not a full on ban that's been incorporated
For anyone born after
Not concerned that
So essentially if you're 16 now
When you are 18
You can't buy cigarettes
So when the law was
I think it was this year
So if you're 18 at the moment
And you smoke
You can continue to smoke
But if you're 18 next year
You can't start smoking
So they're going to basically size out all smoking
Yeah the age will gradually get higher every year
Right right
So if you're 18 and you're already smoking
Yeah because you'll never be
When you're 16 you'll never hit that age
Yeah so next year you have to be 19 minimum
To buy some and then the year after at the 20
And so on until you can smoke
Unless you buy them off the dark web
The black market or whatever
Or just get your mates to buy them for you
Yeah because you've got a mate that's a year older than you
Or you can get your mum to buy them for you then
Yeah then you can't smoke then
But I was surprised when
The mention about the bans on vapes as well
Because I thought that would have been
One that would have thought
Yeah everyone's on the vapes now
We can just get loads of tax from them
But yeah the banning them as well
Well disposable I think it is
Which I don't get like
Fair enough I get it from the environmental side of it
Because people literally
You can't walk 10 metres without seeing one truck on the floor
So recycle them properly and that
I get it on that side to ban them
But I'm surprised that they're just not putting a tax on them
I can't stand people that vape while they're smoking
Like it's cool
Do you get what I'm saying
They've got their hands on the steering wheel
Oh driving you mate
Driving yeah yeah
You just said vape while they're smoking
Did I say vape while I said I said
He says I don't know why people vape while they're smoking
Sorry
So I'm thinking someone's standing there with a cigarette in one hand
No no
And a vape in the other
Sorry I meant vape while they're driving
Yeah just for a bit of context
He's had half a bottle of beer here
Yeah
Lagging
No so
Look it's always someone with like a half sporty car
Like holding the steering wheel with one hand
Focus ST
Yeah
You want to mate and I've got a vape
Sometimes I said to a car I've got a vape
And they'll have a vape go
You know what I mean
I'm just like it's not cool
You know
But you know they're the lads that still rev their engines everywhere
And there's a tunnel which is three metres long yeah
Yeah that 1.2 cool so
Yeah little Renault Clio
But yeah it's just surprising
What if not just says yeah yeah you can still sell them all
Just they're going to cost more now because we're putting the tax on it
So yeah Rishi Sunak Mr. Traitor that one didn't they
He knew
So I mean we kind of just touched on a little hi what's wrong with you there anyway
I've not been prepared I've not got the clip ready
I've got to do proper prep for this sorry people I know you appreciate our professionalism
But the hey what's wrong with you segments
So I think that was your hey what's wrong with you last week
People with the vapes
Oh was it
I'm repeating myself
Yeah
So Lauren's give us one here
People driving too close behind me
Yeah that's a not yeah
I get this all the time but again on the motorway
So I'm bloody driving as I'm supposed to you know overtake someone
And then I get some dickhead get right behind me
Yeah
And I'll do that little move to the side a little bit so they can see past to see that
I can't go any faster because there's another car in front of me
So move back and then they still don't so I'll slow down
I'll speed match the car in the middle lane just to wind them up
And then when they do that move into the middle lane to try and undertake it I'll put my foot down again there
I've said it enough times the band's not quick but I'll make sure that it's quick enough to close that gap again
And you just see them shouting in the fucking mirror
And sometimes I'll do the windscreen washer as well
So I'll spray straight over and onto the ends
That is annoying I hate looking in the rear view and it looks like they're in the back seat
Yeah
Like I fucking hate that
I had that I think yesterday or the day before
So again I'm in lane one
It's an old it wasn't even that old I think it was an 18 black actually
But it looked battered because there was something hanging off pretty much scraping the road as he was driving
So I'm in lane one they're in lane four
Right
Literally I'm doing 70 and they're caught up with them they're going that slow
And there was another van that was about to start overtaking me
And so because I'm technically undertaking
Blacked out windows as well so I couldn't see who was driving at first
But because I'm about to undertake all I see is smoke come out from the back of the car
And they put the foot down so they've gone up to like 90
And then like 30 seconds later I'm about to undertake them again
The other van has undertook them and they did the same
Oh shit you can't undertake me
Sped up and then slowed down again
Then as these junctions were merging
They've ended up slowing down because of cars pulling straight in front of them
And so I've ended up undertaking again and I'm laughing at this point
I'm visibly laughing because I'm looking
I'm trying to look through the tinted glass
Like the tinted windows and they've started to undo the window
And I still couldn't see them they were sitting that far back
I'm like you've undone your window to try and give me grief
I can't see you so what are you doing?
And it was just constant back and forth
Now I'm not weaving in and out of traffic or anything
I'm just staying in the lanes staying safe keeping it real
And they are trying to do that
They're in between like one, two, three and four
Trying to undertake me to get around
And they're still only just about got off at the junction in front of me
And I still overtook him on the roundabout there
Because he was being a div not paying attention
I think he was on his phone I don't know
But yeah there's just no need for it
I don't know what was wrong with him
So yeah we feel your pain there Lauren
It's so frustrating
I mean we could go on with drivers in general all the way around probably
That was on an email
Let me get the hotline off
RealTalkinHotline07470488096
Get your whatsapps in
That one that's not one of them
Is there a problem with phones just froze?
No but that is annoying when someone's brought up your arse while you're driving
It's one of those pet things where it just fucks you off
Because you're just like boy there's just no need to be that close
We're all on the road at the same time
Laurie's are some of the worst for you
Yeah because they don't give a fuck
Just being able to see over there doesn't mean I'm going to be able to stop
If they fucking brake
There's no need, fucking morons
So from Abs, her one is cyclists
They kill me
So I've ranted enough about cyclists
Yeah I mean I had one the other morning on the way
Went to the gym on the way to work
I go through an industrial estate
And this cyclist was literally just right in the middle of the road
Went to the left of the pavement
And I'm like fucking hell
Just move out of the way
You're not doing nothing?
Just slowing me down
And he did eventually move over
But I never get it
When I used to drive a bike I used to drive in the pavement
Yeah so I used to be in the road all the time
But I'd always be hammering it
I was putting pace into those legs
And getting where I wanted to go
And I'd never be in the way
I'd always be hitting the little rain grills and all that
And I wasn't in the way
But then I stopped being in the road all the time
Because a boss hit me
Not a lot of ram me over
It was just the mirror hit me on the back of the head
And I passed out for a second or something
But then I'd be on the pavement most of the time
But it's worse in London
Because you do get a few bikes and they do weave in and out
But have you ever been, you seem like it's like in Amsterdam
That's fucking wild Alex
It's fucking wild
But cyclists just
What's wrong with you?
Who wants a cycle to work when it's raining or something
But you're not fucking up
Well I was walking a dog the other night
And this woman
She lives near me
I only found her while seeing her cycling
But she's got no gear on
Not just wearing clothes but she's got no cycling gear
So there's no hard hat
Not a helmet
She's got no hollies or anything on
No lights, no bell on her bike
I've seen her cycle past me
And this car behind, because they're going round a bend
The car's like
I could see the driver just pissed off
Because he couldn't overtake on his bend anyway
Because it's a blind corner
And she's dawdling
She's not putting effort in
I'm sure she was wearing jeans anyway
But she wasn't wearing any kind of cycling attire
Literally, it's dog
She's just walked out of a pub or something
So I've shook my head in agreeance with the driver
And then I carried on walking
And she's come soaking past me again
And I've realised
She's just on a leisurely ball crawling out
She's not going from A to B
She's out for fun
And the last time I saw her
So she's gone to turn
I'm about to cross the road by the way
She's turned in front of me
Didn't stick her arm out to say that I'm turning right
So her right, my left
And I've had to stop the dog
And say, whoa, hang on mate
And she hasn't even looked at me
And all I wanted to say
Now, I didn't say nothing because people would be like
Oh, you've only done that because it's a woman
But this bitch needed to be told to be fair
If you're in the road
Well, you have to be in the road now
Because the laws have changed
You have to be wearing a halvy
You have to be visible
Now, wearing a bloody blue jumper isn't visible
In the middle of the day
You need some sort of halvies
Now, I'm not
I'm not going to show you over this as well
I'm up and down on my opinions
So I want you to be visible
But I don't want one of these bloody
proper flashing logs down on the front
And it's like you're a rave
I always think
What if you had a helipter and that
from this side cleats triggers you
It's just stupid
I'll probably do it one of the days
Start dropping to the floor
And doing a fish magic half on the floor
Yeah, they're just annoying
I fucking hate cyclists
So, Abs, yeah, I feel your pain
I feel your pain, mate
I did think there was another one
But there isn't, I've obviously miscounted
So
We'll move on to
A question from Joe
We've got
So I'll expand on it
Because it is a short one
If you're having a dinner party
With any three people
Who are you choosing
So there wasn't much context to it
I have seen other
People be asked this question
It's like dead or alive or whatever
But we'll just keep it because they haven't specified anything like that
So three people
You're having a top three
Yeah, just a top three
Obviously they listen, they don't want to give us a top five
We don't do top fives
So people are live
Anyone
Who's your
Three people that you're going to choose for that then
So for me
Ryan Reynolds is obviously on that list
I think it's just
You just know you're going to have a good time there
Ryan Reynolds
It's just
You're going to have a good night
As I said, mate
You're going to have a good crack in
And then the second one
Kanye West
Just because
The ego
Potential controversy
Is he going to say something about the Jews
Is he going to be racist
Is he going to do like
He's just going to bust out like a little concert
Is he going to get on with Ryan
You don't know if they're going to be friends
You'd like to think they would
But you never know
He could say something
He doesn't like Deadpool
He doesn't like Rexam FC
And Ryan just switches on him then maybe
But yeah, that's a two good shows
And the other one, Adam Sunger
Because he just seems like a really nice guy as well
Yeah
That is a good night
That is a good night out actually
I think that's a very good night out
I think that's a tough, tough three
Yeah, it definitely is
Completely different from what I've got in mind
Oh, I can look at
Not that I've got anything wrong
With yours
So I'd go with
Keith Lemon
So real name, Lee Francis
Old Avid Marion
Bo Selector
I can't think of the program
That he does now with Harley Willoughby
Yeah, I can't
Yeah
Good star
Because obviously he loves a beer
He's a funny person
So you want that comedy aspect as well then
Yeah, you know that you're going to have a good crack with him
And yeah, just in general
You know he's going to be a good laugh
Third one
No, sorry, second one
Danny DeVito
Because it's just out there
It's random
And if you are out and about, everyone's going to be like
Shit, that's Danny DeVito
He's going to draw the attention
And you can just be left with your
Buttock yourself then
And he's got some good stories
And that's it as well because all of the
Great characters he's played
The daddy, Matilda
Penguin
From Batman 1989
With Michael Keaton
Arguably one of the best Batman films before
He went into the Dark Knight saga
And all that, which was good
He fled your mind that
Really
I don't know how I feel
This is a conversation for another time actually
About the Dark Knight films
And then number three
It would be Sir Alex Ferguson
Yeah, yeah, no, that's a good one
Just because of the United story
Again, he loves to drink, he loves his wine
The only
Downside on that would be
You probably want to talk about horses
And I'm a bit
Too tall to lock horses
5 foot 10, I know mate
I'm 6 foot in 2 weeks
But yeah
Random three
You wouldn't expect to see them three in a room together
You know when you put your
Three together, do you kind of think like
Of it as a
The whole as so like how
The three and yourself would get on
Or just from an individual point of view
See, for my part I was just like
Yeah, there's going to be a fucking top nine
Top nine in
See more balance now for each other
Yeah, I think
So
The way that would be
Because Keith Lemmon
Would be starting off all excited
Wanting to get on it, have a good fucking drink
And that and then
The middle of the night because all the
Tensions on Danny De Beato
Yeah, come on and watch your stories
Who's the best person you've met on set and whatever
This and that, what's your favorite
Best film you've recorded, how was Arnold Schwarzenegger
You know, has he got a massive dick
We all want to know the answer
And then at the end of the night
When you're trying to wind down, you know like
The 3am conversations
You can imagine Keith Lemmon's done and he's passed out
Yeah, yeah, he's fucking sniffed
Up it all something, he's hanging out the back of
Bernkarten
Danny De Beato's walked off
You know, a group of women
Because he's gonna pull, you know he is
And so it's just me and Sir Alex
Ferguson at the end of the night and I'm just like
Go on, why did you kick the boot of David Beckham's head then?
Yeah, because you're aiming for
Yeah, er
Or was he for wine gigs being missed
Yeah, no, he wasn't aiming for him
Was it because you didn't like Victoria
Did Jerry Halloway
Hallowell tell you, no, I don't want to suck
With dick, I'm a lesbian
You know, it just
It'd be a great 3am conversation
When you turn him back to sober
But you've still just got that
You know, one or two last little whiskies to have a
Sip with him, he'll be drinking his wine still
Erm
Yeah, I think that'd be a nice overall night
Really
It sounds like a good night mate
Yeah, I know
That's where you want it, you kind of want that like
Massive star
That right balance then just level that
And then just that, as he comes down
Yeah, gradual decal is still good but
But you're not, yeah, yeah
You're too many beers in, you don't need that
You're not feeding, you have to still try
And mate, too much of an ep, you're winding down
So yeah
Thanks for that question Joe
And that's two top 3s mate
Yeah, no, three top 3s actually
Because we did two lots of alcohol ones
Cocktails,
Febrogies, and then yeah
Dinner boat, probably should have saved that for
Next week then
Yeah, maybe we come up with another
Three that we'd go for
Yeah, maybe, yeah
We'll do that next week
So question from Noah
What mystery or phenomenon
Phenomenon
Would you love
Soul
Slash understand
So it is a bit of a
Thinker, yeah, I mean for me
Would this come underneath
Or come underneath that banner
Aliens, extraterrestrials
Would that come as underneath that
So yeah, if there's a specific
Phenomenon of an alien
Yeah, because obviously
These UAPs, UFOs
That
I would like that, that's the thing
I would like to solve
So, let's just say
The Roswell Incident
If you could get into the nitty gritty
Find out what the actual
See the actual evidence for it
Where those aliens actually was, do you see it
There's a picture, just of the line
That's that one
Probably always there
Yeah, but that is unsolved
Might have been the Muda Triangle
That's just randomly isn't it
Yeah, I mean again
Could be alien orientated, you don't know
But I always thought this when I was a kid
Really, like, I was like minted
You know, essentially like the submarine
Fucking weirdos
If I had the kind of money
Then yeah, go explore it
See what's going on
You don't hear much about stuff going
Like, they seem like
Like when you watch programmes on it
It seems to have like happened
A lot in the past, like every couple of years
Imagine playing when we're still there
I know there was an incident with
Five
The Malaysian aircrafts?
No, there was five US
No, like jets that was
Doing like training
Off the coast of like
It goes from Florida
To Muda
I can't remember if they've all learned their parts off
To make the Triangle, but anyway they were doing training there
Just a basic
Basic training and they've never
Been seen again, all five of them
So you don't really hear stuff like that anymore
Like aircrafts climbing in the area
But they'll be good ones
Yeah, because again there used to be
Loads of documentaries and stuff
All the time, yeah
There hasn't been anything for you though, has there?
There used to be a good channel for documentaries being in Triangle
I feel like I'm going to have to have a little
Deep dive into it over the weekend
I haven't done that for a long time
You know when you just get lost in YouTube
Videos and stuff like that
Not so much YouTube, but like a conspiracy
Like the JFK one
Because there's conspiracy and everything
But when you get into it
You want to solve it
Don't you?
So yeah, that video
The one that I'd be going to
Now
We are going to get onto him, I know yous are all waiting
But there was one last one
That you could lead onto him anyway
Ah yeah, there was another one
I see, I forgot
So Lee says fair play to you Nolte
Good game, I've got a what's wrong with you
Yeah, what's wrong with you
Weeds in the garden, what's the point in them
Now I know what he's saying there
Weeds
I hate them, they just come out of nowhere
Fucking annoying, isn't it?
Yeah, it's just ridiculous
I spent a couple of hours, about a month ago now
De-weeding the drive
And so I've
Seen a TikTok video
Before I've done the weeding anyway
So you get baking powder, sprinkle it down
Over your drive or the area that you get
Your weeds
And then essentially the moisture in it
The weeds absorb the moisture
Out of the baking soda, it kills them
Why? Because you're not putting
The roots out, it leaves less room
For new weeds to grow
So essentially
You're future proofing your drive
Or your garden or whatever
You can put it on grass, I think it said
Obviously you've still got more of a surface area
Where weeds can come from
And to be fair
I didn't overload the drive
But it has mainly worked
There's a couple of spots where
A few have started to creep up
Because the weather at the moment is prime for weeds as well
Yeah, the hot then the rain
Yeah, it's just loving it
So I know what you're saying
My job tomorrow if I
Can be arsed to be fair, I've got to de-weed the garden
The garden in general
Is the shit that I fucking heard
I don't even cut the grass
I know you don't, I've been told all about that
This morning mate
But yeah
I do prefer to get
Someone to do these jobs for me
But I don't know
I've just been leaving it too late to try and get it done
And also with the garden, you want to wait
If it's a nice day
You can't be like
A bit windy, a bit overcast
You want the suns out to de-weed
So why aren't you being outside to de-weed
No, I'll prefer it if it's a bit overcast
Because I can't be in the sun too long
I'm fragile
Not fair
Whitey, I fucking
Move myself and hire it
Have you watched
I've moved lately
I've watched it as an adult
But watch it now
As a fucking
Furly-eyed year old man
It's fucking
It's probably been about five or six years since I last saw it
I remember there was a period
Channel 4 was on every other week or something
And so over the space of a month
I ended up watching the whole film
Because I'd watch it for half an hour
Then there'd be a break and I'd click on to something else
I looked a bit weird, like
You asked him to move the guys in the barber shop
You asked him to move the car
Then he rams the car
I got back to carpooling
I fucking loved that
He's done some bangers already
Yeah
I mean
A movie like that wouldn't get made
That's a point
Sorry, I've just remembered there is another question
I can't remember who it was from
Apologies, I nearly missed one out
It's just a good job that we went on to
That open file
What's the
Shittiest movie that you love
Oh, I get
Okay
Let me have a little think on this
Yeah, I think in general for me
It has to be the Power Rangers
Yeah
It's a shit movie, but I love it
Because of the nostalgia for the movies
Oh, that's a hard one
Because there is a few shit movies
That I don't love watching
You know what I think is a shit film when I watch it?
First Avengers movie
What, you don't like it?
I don't like it
But I will watch it
But I fucking
When I look back now, this is such a shit movie
So I was about to
Start doing the whole saga again
Yeah, I think
I tell you what's a fucking wank movie
The first Captain America movie
Yeah, it's definitely not one of the best ones
Anyway
But to watch in order you have to watch that first
Me and Kai watched
More during Covid
In the right order
Not in terms of time
But how the movies got released
So you can
So there's the release order and then the chronological order
So it's in order
Of which the movies were released
And fuck me there's some
Shit ones in there
The four ones
The two for the Dark World and the first one
The four Dark Worlds
Fucking terrible as well
But yeah, I'd say the first Avengers movie
For me because like
You know that's going to hurt a lot of people
Yeah, just because the first one
It was alright but it's just like
Left to be desired so to speak
Yeah, I know what you're saying
I mean
Grieve me with the
Endgame because you know we had to wait
So long for the second one to come out and that
Well, you know
The like, what's it, Endgame?
Was that the two part?
Infinity War
Yeah, so Infinity War
Having to wait so long for it
But I did love it though
I've got another movie actually, Homebound
Yeah, with the dogs and the cat
And they have to get home
And it's called Homeward Bound
Yeah, fucking hell
Because again, didn't they make like six of them
I don't know, I watched three in a row one night
What was it, Homeward Bound?
Yeah, I'm sure it's called Homeward Bound
For when in time
Fucking watch it
I think it's just because dog movies ain't it dog
Just animals
Fucking
Proper movie that is
1993, yeah you've got the two dogs
And the cat
I wouldn't go out my way to watch that
That is a proper
Movie that you love
One that is like
A cult classic to people but I've never
Watched
Baby's Day Out
I don't know why so many people love that
And August Pocus
And look who's talking
Oh, baby of shit films
There was no need for them films
People love them, just cult classics
For some people
Not more, a couple of two
So yeah
That was the last
Of the Whatsapps
Links are always in the descriptions
The emails
Popline number and everything
But yeah, last but not least
We have got James
You know what with James, consistent enough
He is, he loves it
He's not a proper scouse, he's a wolf
But he loves it
And I feel like he's just admitted
Defeat here, because he literally just says
I can feel
His pain as he's talking, he's not
He didn't want to type it, but he knew if he didn't
It'd get more grief
So he's literally just said, go on then
Tell us all about hate
How you're not in dominate
Blah, blah, blah, blah
I don't need to mate, obviously
I love how we don't mince his words as well
Because last week's one he comes out with
With a joke, but nah, nah
He's a
Yeah
We didn't dominate the game really
We did well
To stop City
From playing their
Usual dominating game
You know, the
Sort of lockdown and mid build
A bit better than usual
Defending well, but it helped
Having our two best defenders bitten available
And that's what it came down to
The majority of the game was having
A bit enough squad to be able
To play
Did Fran play the full game as well?
Fran played the full game, Martin
Has got a bit of cramps
And Johnny Evans, Lindelof
Came on towards the end
Yeah, Garnacho had a great game
Kabi Maynu
Fantastic, Bruno
Played great in the full time position
They're all given a job
And they did it
When Doku came on, obviously
It got a bit more interesting for Man City as well
But Wanbasaka, that's what he's there for
He just likes to
Pockete all these big players
He got, not done
But, you know, yeah
Passed him a couple of times
In general, he did his job
Isn't it weird with Wanbasaka
Because most defenders are good going forward now
But not good defending as well
He's more better at defending
Than he is going forward
I still feel sorry for Wanbasaka though
Because the amount of times I see him
He's making the run as
The modern ball back does these days
And they don't pass to him
And I feel like because of that
When he does have the ball
In a position to
Create a chance, put the ball in the box
He's nervous
Because a few times
He has done it
And it's been a banging cross and a goal
So I think it's a lot of confidence
For him in that sense
I think he just needs to be coached
I think a lot of the players
Still need a good coach behind them
There's reports
Of a few of the coaches leaving
Ben MacArthur, who's a struggling coach
Because they're not going to get offered a new contract
But we need a good
Overhaul on the background
Staff
As of the moment, I've not watched
Any of the news today
But we're still waiting on a final
Decision whether Ten Hague is going to get sacked
Or not, which is ridiculous
I think it's unfair if they do
Sack him
But yeah, as I was saying last week
I'm not holding any
Faith in the arse, I want to see what happens
In the summer, and then I'll take it
From there with my judgment
I've got a question, what do you think
Because I've seen reports that
Mason Green might be moving to
Dortmund, with some other clubs in mind
But Dortmund's a strong one
So I've not seen a link of
Borussia Dortmund
So apparently Borussia Dortmund are interesting
Because the kind of Wood Sand show all his
Wages, and he's a cheaper
Alternative
So when you are thinking about triggering
His extension, so he
Doesn't basically, so there isn't a
Half price sale on him
Well, allegedly they've already
Triggered the one, allegedly
It's not been officially announced
Because they wouldn't surprise if they wouldn't, just so they don't get him at a cut price
So, leave him
For free next year
Because again, I saw the links the other day
Of a swap deal for him and
Joe Felix from
Atletico Madrid
Again, I think
He struggled at Chelsea on that season
Along the line
But, you know, you don't need
I'd say we need a strikeout
We need someone that can put the ball in the back of the net
But, without
The right players in midfield
To pass the ball, and the right players
On the wing to pass the ball
It's pointless who's up front, it doesn't matter who
Who it is, they're not getting the service
They're not going to score the goals
Because I was thinking this, if the South Rashford
Obviously, implies an opposition
Is it
Is there a way back for him
That's what I was trying to get at
Because I'm interested to see how these one players are
More than anything, because
They could save themselves a lot of money
Yeah, well you know my thoughts on Mason Greenwood anyway
If you want to hear him yourself
You'll have to go way back
On the podcast to listen to that
I'd love to see him back in United top anyway
Because he never got charged or something
Like, not a lot of money
But, he's got a lot of money
He's never got charged or something
He did get charged
But he didn't get to call
The charges were dropped
So he wasn't proven guilty
So essentially
He's an innocent man
He didn't do anything wrong
Technically, because he hasn't been charged
He hasn't been convicted of anything
Because obviously you're innocent until proven guilty
But obviously in this case, to say he's guilty
And he's trying to prove his innocence
But I just find that's a weird one
And Madrid, so you've got Germany, Italy
How like, Dormant have him
I even read that Juventus won him
And the Spanish team
They were like, yeah we'll have him, but
But
That's because those countries
It's still acceptable to slap your missus
No, it's different cultures
It's different ways of life with those people
And they
Again, because he wasn't proven guilty
They don't care
It's not their hometown or anything
It's not home country, so they ain't bothered
They're just wanting good talent, because he is
Because he had a good season
I think he was 10 goals
He scored throughout the season
Yeah, good for your sister as well
And I was interested to see if he got picked for England
Well, because he did get picked, didn't he?
But then him and Foden were out fucking around
And he was like, yeah, I'm going to go to England having a few drinks and got some girls back to the hotel
And Greenwood gets his slap on the wrist, but Foden doesn't
He's still Garro Southgate's little bum boy, innit?
So yeah, his cards are always marked
I think he could have just sneezed wrong and he would have got kicked out, let's be fair
Yeah, I'm just interested to see if a new manager comes in what happens with that actually
So, do you want to bet Jadon Sancho when he comes to Dortmund though?
No, no, no
Dortmund have inquired about Greenwood
Because what they're saying is Sancho's done so much money
He'd have to take so much of a pay cut and cost more money than Greenwood
Yeah, so I know that you know what, he'd want around 50 to 55 for Sancho
And wherever he goes, he would have to take the pay cut definitely
Yeah
But that's down to him then
Is he ambitious enough to still play football and have the pay cut?
Or is he just going to come back to United and then sit on the bench again?
Because if a new manager does come in, it's only a matter of time before the same things happen
He gets told off for coming in late and all that
And then he's going to get kicked out of the squad again
And then he'll just go to another team alone and people will be just full-wise
I don't think no one comes in for Sancho, I think it's overall too much from the package
I think PSG is the only real option if they don't want Rashford
Because they seem like they fancy Rashford more
I think if he goes anywhere, so let's just say that Dortmund did pay 50 million
I think United will have to give like 10, 15 million of that to him
To compensate for his wage for a couple of years or something
Just to get him off the books
Because we can't have all these toxic players in the dressing room still
Rashford, not getting picked for England, that's the kick up the arse that he's needed
I don't know if you saw it yourself, but he put a tweet out that he's going to be off social media for a few weeks
He's going to go on holiday and blah, blah, blah
So yeah, I've got a good feeling that next season, wherever he is, he's going to have a good season again
Right
Now, I don't mean like he's going to be banging 30, 40 goals
But he'll be more consistent, he'll put a bit more of an effort in
And he'll make him look more like the potential 80 million-paying player that he is
If we were to stand him in this summer window, anything over 40 would be a bonus in my eyes
He's just not had a good enough season for it
I know there's a lot of people saying, crack the dieters after the FA Cup win and all that
I think it was more of like a relief, of yeah, we've actually achieved something
I can put this season behind me now
But yeah, there's too many players that need to go
So as I say, when it comes to winning off this summer, at the end of the summer transfer window
Then I can make a judgement, I've got high hopes at the moment
Right
But yeah, FA Cup winners, great game
Yeah, just the emotional rollercoaster
Because, okay, it's the VAR
The first goal goes in, I'm shouting, I'm like, yes
Then it's the easy offside
So then you're thinking, oh, they're going to call it offside
Even though it didn't look offside
It looked close, but you could sort of see that it wasn't
But I'm thinking, oh, they're going to start drawing these fucking purple lines now
And they're going to be on the scooby
Michael Oliver, he's going to be like, no, it's not a goal, he's offside
Thought he was given
Then there was the offside, which was offside
And then when the second goal goes in as well
And the amount of them that were like, Bruno's meant to shoot there
No, he didn't
You could see it, like, I was actually, because I watched ITVs
Because it was on ITV and BBC
And Ian Rod was like saying, look, you can see Bruno
He's looked at him here, he's looked at him there
So about five or six times he's looked to see where Maynard was
So he has meant to pass to him
And just Maynard, I've not seen him miss, he brought a goal
I've not seen him look like he's going to miss
He's got it in his locker
He's a good...
Well, the future's looking bright for United with the young players that we've got
And yeah, just the whole...
The rest of the game I was waiting for
I was waiting for Man City to score
And obviously, Dark Roo's got it
Ohn-Arn are doing his usual, just fucking wet hands, just letting it in
I was on the edge of the seat then
And then that seven minutes
Whoever was commentating through the game
He says, three, four minutes, it's going to be on
And I'm like, nah, it's going to be six, seven minutes
And then it was, come up, seven minutes
I'm like, oh...
And yeah, I don't do it
But I was closer to belting my nails and that
And I was just waiting, I was waiting
Good feeling
When the second goal went in as well, I shouted that hard
Because you can see...
The few times these days we play are that you know that it's a clear goal
There's no way that it can save topside or anything
Because I've watched the whole build-up
And what a ball from Rashford to start
I pinged it over to go on that joke
Switch sides, old-fashioned football
I was like, switch it
And yeah, I shouted
And the dog was asleep, weren't he?
And he jumped up and he ran across the room
So I had to get up and give him a cuddle
It's all right, mate, it's all right
I just beat him on the chest quietly
They're like, ah...
But yeah, it was a good day
Yeah
Yeah, it was only Arsenal, really
That didn't achieve much
It was a shame for them
Did you see...
We are going to wrap up shortly
It is well over an hour now
But thanks for anyone that is still listening
Did you see any of the Man City Open Bus Parade?
Yes
I saw a lot of photos
Not too much
And I saw a TikTok video
It wasn't much of a parade
No, it was empty streets
They had to...
So, because it was like
Many roads that had to
Poster them all together
To actually get proper photos
Of a crowd of people
So because it was spread across a mile
The battle of, no, come on
Move down here, move together, get closer
And then they just sat
At the live music bit afterwards
And they're just standing there
Barely interacting
It's almost as if they were paid to stand there
They've just found anyone on the streets
And gone, yeah, here's a Man City top and a tenner
Just stand there so we can take a picture, please
I think it's because the fans
Think it's guaranteed now
So it doesn't mean
I think it's lost that thing to run
Yeah
I've seen a lot of people coming out of it now as well
And saying, this is unacceptable
And it's like showing how many times
Man City have won the league
Since their dominance of
The oil money and all that
And then it's like
But this was acceptable
And it goes back and it was like, man, you know
Then you're not dominating
But when you see the difference in
The league winners
You've got Blackburn in it, Arsenal winning it
And this and that
It was all entertaining back then
I mean fair enough we've had it this season
Where it was only one by two points
But the amount of them
Back then, when it was
It was the last day
You had to win
Or you had to win by a certain amount of goals
To get a title and that
It hasn't been like that for years really, has it?
No, it just seems like it's always Man City
To lose, doesn't it? No matter how far
Beyond at certain points in the season
You just know they're going to kick on
Yeah, so
Yeah, I think we've gone on long enough now anyway
It's not a football podcast
Next week probably will be
A bit more football related
Because we've got the Euros coming up
Yeah, so I feel like we did this last year as well
Football, did we do a favourite
England team or something?
Or we was probably going to
Maybe, because we used to
No, I think we might have, we've done like
No, I think we might, oh I don't know, I see
Was it our favourite
England team or something?
I can't remember
Well, it is going to be
I don't know, small segment, we won't go on too long
There's no normal football
To talk about, it is just going to be getting to the Euros
Yeah, I feel like I'm going to get
A sticker album as well
Just for the
You have to complete though, because you can't be
Not complete, the worst thing is it gives
Yeah
Yeah, I might get one
Yeah, I might see it anymore, it's top strumps now
It's not fucking
It's not vanilla anymore
It's not vanilla
They've been sacked, it's tops now
So I don't know if it's still going to feel the same
I think I need to go into an old school news
Agent, pick up a sticker book
Just get the feel of it
Have a look on the insult, because they used to be quite
A bit on the insult, you know
With the little facts here and there and that
So if you still go like
Fear the looks, then I'm going to get one
I used to love the fucking Premier League one
And they had like, as we said, the club facts
And the shiny sticker
Used to be the best player, like the star player
Yeah, just do it
I know if I get one, I'm going to spend like £100,000 and still not be able to finish you
I might need to be looking for just one person
Just to finish you
It's always going to be that way
Like a Ronaldo
The old fucking R9 one you could never get
Yeah, I don't know
I'm going to go into shop from tomorrow
If you get this Ronaldo
It's probably better off not putting him into
A sticker album, you know like
Cristiano Ronaldo, because this might be his last
Competition, so it might be
Worth saving that one mate
I'd have to get a second one then though
Yeah, but then save that one as well
Show him, he's got it
But then again, if you've got the whole
Album completed, and you've got
That Cristiano Ronaldo in there
Would it be worth more than that?
No, no, no, no
Just get that fresh, put it into a Pokemon sleeve
Into a hard Pokemon sleeve
Just fuck it in, don't worry about that
For ten years mate
I'll say
Yeah, you'll probably get a phone call
Tomorrow, I've got one
I've got you one as well
Don't do that
Because you'd be like, I ain't got money for my Pokemon cards now
Literally
Because you'd have to completely
Yeah
And you've only got like two months to completely
Get one Pokemon sleeve and one comes out
I know what I've done, I've literally just
Unloaded shop, bought like 50 packs
And then yeah, I'm 200 pound down
And I've still got 60 stickers away
But you stick albums on, what I've done yeah
Yeah
But yeah, hopefully you've all enjoyed it
You know, a bit of
Nostalgia at the end for any of yous
Older listeners
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