1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talk and podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Step your headphones, get ready to groove 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,800 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,280 They've kept which we's electric, you can't deny 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,600 Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the real talk and podcast 15 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,600 Your hosts Ash and JD 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:02,800 Now, I know if for any of you that have actually listened to the Driving with JD 17 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,800 That'll be last night 18 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,240 Or depending on when you listen to this 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,920 It'll be out on Friday nights anyway 20 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,400 You would have already heard more little rants regarding to Manchester United 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,480 Actually hasn't listened cause I haven't told them about anything 22 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,960 But just the manager situation 23 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,800 Have you seen any of it today? 24 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,360 No 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,600 Where they've already had talks with other managers 26 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,960 And that he's potentially gonna get sacked tomorrow after the FA Cup game 27 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,000 I've seen that, Paccino's the favourite now 28 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,240 That's what I've seen 29 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:39,040 They've already had talks with Kieran McKenna apparently 30 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,240 So that was, I don't know what paper it was 31 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,120 But that was in the paper last night 32 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:50,640 Omar Barada and Wilcox 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,680 But Barada's not even working for United technically yet 34 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:58,560 But him and Wilcox have already had unofficial talks with Kieran McKenna 35 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,480 And then it came out not long after that 36 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,760 But they've had talks with Paccino, Tukal 37 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:06,640 Apparently Thomas Frank as well 38 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,640 The Brentford manager 39 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,840 So I have been a little offended about that 40 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,520 And it's only got worse throughout the day 41 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,360 I've seen more crap coming out 42 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,520 I do just want to state 43 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,560 I've had a good day today 44 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,360 It's not been a bad day 45 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,120 Until again I'm driving to come here 46 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,040 And I don't get why Fridays 47 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,000 It has to take an extra 25 minutes to get here 48 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,640 It shouldn't do 49 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,960 It's just Fridays 50 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,520 Why are there so many fucking idiots on the road? 51 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,840 Now again with the driving JD 52 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,720 There's no road rage 53 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,680 No one actually done my heading while I was driving 54 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,520 Which you know is a surprise 55 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,960 Because we had it on the way back from Liverpool 56 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,000 Which again yeah so I'm writing to my head 57 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Apologies for last week again 58 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,520 Was just some technical issues 59 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,360 I shouldn't leave Ashley in charge of the laptop basically 60 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,480 No it's something that we're going to do 61 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,040 Because all we do the laptop side 62 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,800 So we do need to sit down 63 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,520 Just in case we are in that situation again 64 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,280 You know what you're looking for or whatever 65 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:11,920 But yeah 66 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:14,480 But it was just something that we haven't done for a long time 67 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,240 We've not had this issue 68 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,280 For a long time 69 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,280 So I mean because we used to sit down 70 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,520 And do the check beforehand constantly 71 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,400 Yeah the old March 1-2 72 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,280 Yeah and the one time we did it it's just 73 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,800 Yeah it's yeah unfortunate 74 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,120 I do just want to say 75 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,280 I did say it again on the drive with JD 76 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,840 Thanks for anyone that did try and actually listen 77 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,280 There was a few people that skipped to the questions 78 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:39,920 And that as well 79 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,240 And then still couldn't really hear much 80 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,280 But yeah so appreciate that 81 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,520 We will get onto the correspondence in a little bit 82 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,560 But yeah just 83 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,920 Yeah I don't want to 84 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,400 I've already had my rant this morning 85 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,720 So I don't want to have to rant about anything else 86 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,600 But yeah it shouldn't take 24 minutes longer 87 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,040 To get here just because it's Friday 88 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,480 You know it's stupid 89 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,040 I understand everyone tries to finish work early on a Friday 90 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:13,040 But there's too many people on the road basically 91 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:17,040 There shouldn't be that many people to cause this extra traffic 92 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,320 Especially when there's roadworks 93 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,720 And it's already reduced to 50 mile an hour 94 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,640 You should be going at a constant 50 95 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,280 Not fucking stop start at every junction 96 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,320 Everyone's idiots 97 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,520 Fucking too many people 98 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,480 But it was yeah we did have a few moments on the drive back from Liverpool 99 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,120 Which we'll talk about that in a minute 100 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:39,840 But yeah the amount of middle lane huggers 101 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:42,640 That we just on the top 102 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,000 We just sat in the left lane 103 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,600 Literally just sat at 70 104 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,440 And there was a surprising quarter few of them as well 105 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:47,920 Yeah 106 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,640 There was quarter few 107 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,680 Because we was driving back what about 11 o'clock, half 11 108 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,160 Yeah so I got back to Moine at 1 109 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,800 So it was probably 110 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,080 Yeah from 11 111 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,560 About half 10 we set off from Liverpool 112 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,640 Because it was about half 12 I got here 113 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,400 And then half an hour I reached back to Moine then 114 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:06,880 Yeah 115 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:11,680 So yeah considering how quiet the motorway was 116 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,240 There shouldn't have been that many people sitting in the middle 117 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:15,280 And the right lane as well 118 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,640 Just empty then just yeah 119 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,240 Yeah and there was one in particular that kept speeding up 120 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,760 Then it'd slow right down 121 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,520 And then as we'd done the take 122 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,840 It was like in the heads 123 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,040 Oh I'm not having that 124 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,320 And then speed up again 125 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,240 Because I wouldn't mind if I was speeding 126 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,040 But there's that many speed cameras on that stretch of the motorway 127 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,800 I don't know where they are 128 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,240 I can't see them because it's pitch black 129 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,040 So yeah just literally stayed at a constant speed 130 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:45,040 It is just weird people sitting at like 65 in the third lane 131 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:45,600 Yeah 132 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:48,000 Or the fourth lane or whatever lane there is 133 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,920 But yeah it was just weird 134 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,920 It's literally there's just no need for it 135 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,160 And then even driving here today 136 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,400 They've got the overhead signs 137 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:59,120 Where normally if there's an accident or a closed junction 138 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,560 Or whatever it says on there 139 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,040 But sometimes they'll have the little messages saying 140 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,720 Like don't drink and drive or don't drive tired or whatever 141 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:11,600 And so yeah now the new one is don't hog the middle lane 142 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,040 And I'm literally I'm overtaking someone in lane three 143 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,640 And I've already moved from lane one to lane two to lane three 144 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,080 To overtake someone that is lane hogging in the middle 145 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,680 And there's three signs that I've already gone past saying the same 146 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,160 So how have they not read what's on there 147 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,320 Because you naturally look at those signs 148 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,360 To see if there is a road closure or anything like that 149 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,360 So why are they looking at it 150 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,400 Which there should be 151 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,640 Reading it and then not thinking 152 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,800 Oh yeah I'm not overtaking I'll move to the left 153 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,480 What do you think people doing? 154 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,040 Like just do you think it's just a comfort? 155 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,480 Is it just more I don't know what I'm trying to say 156 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,400 Is it what I don't understand is 157 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,040 Is it like to stay working the arty 158 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,760 So they're not behind them all the time to go around them 159 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:00,000 Or what I just understand the process of why you wouldn't move over 160 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,760 I think unconsciously it's a safer lane to be 161 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,600 Because they are thinking that they're in the middle of the road 162 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,000 They've got less chance of going onto the hard shoulder 163 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,760 Or to the central reservation 164 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,080 And if anything happens they've got each line to divert 165 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,040 Yeah I think that might be something that's in there 166 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,720 But they don't understand then that they're causing more dramas 167 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:24,800 Because people are trying to get into lane three or four to go past them 168 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,480 And so it means there's more people 169 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,440 More congestion being created in that lane 170 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,960 While the other lanes because of them not driving properly 171 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,360 Which it's just it's not hard 172 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,840 No we have said this it's an easy process 173 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,800 Yeah and god forbid 174 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,400 Because I don't know if you've seen the 175 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:48,160 His talks about upping the national speed limit to 100 mile an hour 176 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,120 Oh okay 177 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,720 So he come out the other week 178 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,680 Because obviously Germany and a few other countries 179 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:55,200 There's a man there's a 100 180 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,240 I know they've got that one piece the motorway 181 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,680 It's like unlimited speed 182 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,120 So the rest of it 183 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,680 I think for a few years Germany's been 100 mile an hour 184 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,240 So it's because cars are more advanced now aren't they 185 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,800 They're all designed to go faster than what they used to do 186 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:16,160 So limited them to 70 isn't good for the engines essentially 187 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,360 Every now and again 188 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,520 Well as you know you have to give it a bit of a blowout 189 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,720 Just to help keep the engine running smoother 190 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:27,760 So if they do actually raise the speed limit to 100 mile an hour 191 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,880 I just I'm dreading to see what it's going to be like 192 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,960 Because to me they should only be able to 193 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,640 But they should only do it on the motorways with four lanes 194 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,360 So that means that people that do only want to do 50 to 60 195 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,560 Can stay in lane one 196 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:45,680 Yeah yeah 197 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:51,440 And then lane two would be the average of around 70 198 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,840 Or overtaking from lane one 199 00:08:54,640 --> 00:09:00,640 And then lane three and four is if you can go at 100 200 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,520 Yeah but there's a problem with that though 201 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,000 I know 202 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,120 Yeah do you know what I'm saying 203 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:09,200 Because if it's quiet do you just stay in that right hand line 204 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,040 Most people will 205 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:11,920 Do you get what I'm saying 206 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:12,960 Like yeah yeah 207 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,360 So essentially it's still like it would still be the same 208 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,520 Where if you're in lane one and it's clear 209 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,760 Still go at 100 if you can do that 210 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,120 If your vehicle is capable 211 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:28,320 But in general if it's an average time during the day 212 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,080 And there is enough people on the road 213 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,440 That's how it should be is where 214 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,040 Right yeah you almost stay in lane one 215 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,280 Or occasionally go in lane two 216 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,640 But if you're not comfortable going above 70 217 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,040 Don't try and venture into lane three and four 218 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:43,520 I can't 219 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,880 Because there'll be too many accidents 220 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,760 I get what you're saying 221 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,280 But I can't see that happening 222 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,320 Because right now people can't move over from that third lane 223 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,120 Or second lane 224 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,680 But I can understand what you're saying with the processes 225 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:57,280 If you're a slower driver stick to the first and second lane 226 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,800 I'll overtake yards pull back in 227 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,880 Always hug that second lane if you wanted to 228 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,440 Then the third and fourth then is for the faster drivers 229 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,120 So yeah those I want to do would be over the speed limit third lane 230 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,920 Then those I just want to max out the 100 or more 231 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:11,840 So to speak 232 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:16,720 So I think before they even properly consider this 233 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,840 They're going to have to get on top of the camera systems 234 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,840 So because they have already got the cameras 235 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,960 That can detect if you're using your phone while you're driving 236 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,120 So they need more ones like that where 237 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,400 If you're in the middle lane 238 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:31,840 So lane two or three or four when you're not overtaking 239 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,480 So if they clock you between two cameras 240 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,160 And there's not enough evidence on that to say 241 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,880 You wasn't overtaking then you get a fine 242 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,520 And even if it's just a small fine 243 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,960 You know starts off at 20 pound or something 244 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,080 Because again if they did this it would be a bigger fine 245 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,200 They probably would keep it at like 70 pound like a parking fine 246 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:53,520 Yeah 247 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,360 But if they kept it at like a small fine 248 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,040 For a first offense 249 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:00,080 So oh yeah you did a mile in lane two 250 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,800 You wasn't overtaking there's a 20 pound fine 251 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,920 Then if you were a repeat offender then charge more 252 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,320 That'd be a nice way of doing it 253 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,800 But they won't do you know because these Tories 254 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,440 It just I was gonna say it'd be hard to like do that 255 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,920 And I packed my way I look at like every car it'd be 256 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,520 It'd be the ones when it's quiet like and when you can 257 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,040 That's when you should get the fine 258 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,160 Like when someone's checking all the cameras 259 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,920 And just see that car like we see 260 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,440 Speeding slowing down in that third line out of four 261 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,560 Doing absolutely nothing 262 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,720 Someone just needs to go 263 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,520 Yeah that car I get it then 264 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,400 Because that was that was just ridiculous wasn't it 265 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,840 It was there was a few back and forth as well weren't there 266 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,920 But yeah but there won't even need to be a person 267 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:51,040 To determine whether that is someone driving stupidly 268 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,960 Not moving over when they should be 269 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,280 Because AI is that advanced already 270 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,000 That they'll just have the computer just essentially 271 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,560 Watching all the cameras just to say right yeah 272 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:03,200 You wasn't you wasn't overtaking 273 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,040 So there's your little thought 274 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:09,360 But as I think the government's if it did incorporate 275 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:13,360 A system like that it wouldn't be a small fine to start off 276 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,480 We'd be able to go straight like literally like a £70 fine 277 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,200 Or something again that probably John give you points 278 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,720 Or something because that was the case 279 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,720 But I mean again you never know 280 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,040 We might not have the tourism power when it does go up to 281 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,840 100 mile an hour if it does 282 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,400 Because for anyone that has been living under a rock 283 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,120 Oh Rishi Sunak out in the rain 284 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,400 He's called an election hasn't he 285 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,280 General election 286 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:46,320 Yeah I mean I'm sure I've said it on one of the previous episodes 287 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,200 You know I wouldn't be voting for Labour or Conservatives anyway 288 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:56,800 Because nothing's going to change whichever one of them if they do 289 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,720 Both going to be issued show in different ways 290 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,560 Yeah it's still the same bollocks 291 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:06,400 So yeah I mean I know a lot of people see them as the racist or the 292 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:12,400 Inappropriate party but when you actually look at the policies 293 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:17,040 Reform UK are a strong party to be fair with what they want to do 294 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:21,920 Looking out for businesses, people, tax rates and up for people 295 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,440 Lowering back rates and whatever 296 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,960 I know people because I've had this conversation with my missus 297 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:33,200 She's saying that well if they want to lower taxes 298 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,960 We'd end up paying more in the long run and it's not 299 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,320 It's all a made up concept anyway 300 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,520 Taxes are high because the government have made them high 301 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,440 So the government can lower them 302 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,200 They don't have to have it high 303 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,080 They want it high because they want to have more money 304 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,680 They're all greedy bastards 305 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,480 So yeah if the right people were in power 306 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:58,000 Well in charge essentially then it should get better 307 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,720 But I mean the whole country is a shit show really 308 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:05,040 Yeah I was literally going to say I think it's too far gone 309 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:10,560 Yeah but yeah we'll see because that's in six weeks I believe 310 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,240 It's pretty soon 311 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:13,760 July the 4th was it? 312 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,240 Oh yeah July the 4th yeah 313 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,760 Yeah so yeah so soon gonna roll round 314 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,000 So yeah within the next couple of weeks there'll be the cards coming through the post again 315 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,840 Everyone putting on the best show weren't they? 316 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,600 Yeah yeah because again I saw Keir Starmer coming out with some bullshit 317 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,480 He's gonna chin off the Rwanda hat 318 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,640 He's all it's just a gimmick it's just a gimmick 319 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:41,760 Well yeah it is so yeah just say you're not gonna do it 320 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:45,200 If you do become the PM and then yeah that's it 321 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,200 Don't rant on for a few minutes about it 322 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,400 Because literally I just scrolled through the little TikTok video 323 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,280 And he was just going on and on saying just repeating the same words 324 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,480 And it's just fucking you know the fucking 325 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,640 Conservatives fucking Rishi Sunak essentially 326 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,640 I can't yeah there's too many morons in the 327 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,800 I wouldn't like government seats really 328 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,000 And Donald Trump 329 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,000 I think Donald Trump was like Prime Minister that would be 330 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,320 That was what I did like Boris really because he was just a bumbling buffoon 331 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:22,160 And he had a hard time to be fair you know 332 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,160 Everything come out with Covid and that 333 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:24,560 Yeah 334 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,880 He was trying to sort this out and that out 335 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,200 And it was a hard job for him you know and he did okay enough 336 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,440 But you know when you've got everyone else around you doing all these back-enders 337 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:40,960 Getting in the contract all the friends for the PPE and everything you know 338 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:45,920 It's always going to fall on him then because he's essentially the one that's signing it off 339 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,000 So I did feel a little bit sorry for him 340 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,440 But you know he had to get his money he's got 20 kids that he's got to look after 341 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,480 So you know it's I don't blame him for that getting his 342 00:15:56,480 --> 00:16:00,240 It's like 148 grand per year that they get 343 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,640 He still have to be in a lot if you're a former Prime Minister 344 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,480 Oh you still get paid for a few years? 345 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,440 Forever 346 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,480 You get paid forever? 347 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,760 Yeah you still get paid 348 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:15,520 So you think Theresa May she was what six weeks or something like that 349 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:21,440 She was Prime Minister for she's still going to get a yearly salary of like 140 grand whatever it is 350 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,240 I didn't know it's like a continuous thing all the world maybe like for the next year or so 351 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:31,200 No no you get it well there probably is a time in the morning but yeah it's definitely 352 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:38,000 A good while because Tony Blair still gets it David Cameron still gets it 353 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,680 Tony Blair hasn't been in Cincinnati's 354 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,600 Serious I didn't know that's interesting 355 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,680 When I found out about it yeah it was 356 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,840 That's an interesting fact actually 357 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:51,520 Yeah whoever it probably was on a podcast that I heard it but whoever was talking about it was 358 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,120 Like yeah Tony Blair still gets it 359 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:58,480 I always think it's mad when it's like when a manager gets sacked for doing a shit job 360 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:02,640 And he gets paid like seven million quid to pay up it's the equivalent of that isn't it 361 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,200 Look we're not going to talk about managers at all 362 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:10,960 No but it's very touching to be able to say it's literally you're getting rewarded for doing shit 363 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,000 Yeah you jump ship yeah have this for the rest of your life you saw it 364 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:21,600 It is it's just ridiculous but yeah Liverpool anyway it was a it was good good little show 365 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,560 We had some food first 366 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,800 My fish and chips was really nice 367 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:33,520 Yeah yeah it was the Botanist on the Albert docks 368 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,920 I'm sure that's what it was called anyway yeah yeah if you're around there check it out it's 369 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:44,240 The food and the beer I had now I'm not going to pronounce it on the Gagetti 370 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,520 I'm trying to remember what it's called now because I actually saw a bottle of it 371 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:53,120 Yeah it's like a shanty or I know it's not called a shari 372 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,320 A shari so it's Japanese anyway wasn't it 373 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,520 Really nice beer actually 374 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:02,160 Yeah I don't think I've had it but yeah I mean you did have a dash of lemonade with it 375 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,360 On the first one 376 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,400 Oh you didn't have it on the second 377 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,040 No no no 378 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,160 Oh so you didn't 379 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,440 I have that dash 380 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,320 Just in case 381 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,360 Yeah just if it's horrible it's just something 382 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,560 Yeah it just takes the edge off 383 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,760 But yeah yeah boobers sound and then 384 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,640 I had a dash 385 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:20,960 That was shanty 386 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,280 Yeah might as well have done you know 387 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Nah to be fair it was only just a little splash 388 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,880 It was literally a dash man 389 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,720 Yeah yeah yeah because I watched him pull that first one anyway 390 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,520 But yeah so we went and watched Adam Rowe 391 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:42,560 The warming acts were Alfie Brown and Torio Angelino 392 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:48,560 So you're quite a hard person to read in a lot of situations like that 393 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:53,040 Because essentially most of the time you've just got a blank face 394 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,760 But a few times I did see you chuckle in a way 395 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,560 I didn't notice you chuckle much at the two warmer 396 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,560 Well not so much Alfie I saw you chuckle a couple of times at Vittorio 397 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:12,320 But again more so you did laugh enough times with the main act Adam Rowe 398 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,600 Yeah no I think with me 399 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,200 Because I haven't watched a lot of stand up comedians 400 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,480 I'm just whining for the big joke because obviously all the little jokes 401 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,200 The story comes to a conclusion and the normal jokes 402 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,160 They come to a conclusion and they normally tell one big joke that 403 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,000 A line's there being called off 404 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,800 So I was kind of like apprehensive to see 405 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,360 Because Alfie was saying I was like 406 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,520 Alfie Brown is that his second act 407 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,520 Yeah where he was going with it 408 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,880 Like you know like his little jokes that lead to the final thing 409 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,800 Because he did a fair bit of heckling as well though 410 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,040 Yeah a bit of crowd work 411 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,160 No that was already good though 412 00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,120 It was already good 413 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,520 No I enjoyed it 414 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,440 I did enjoy it 415 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:11,120 Yeah obviously yeah I do listen to the Happy World podcast 416 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,160 So I do hear Adam Rowe all the time to be fair 417 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,920 But yeah I thought it was good 418 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,160 He's quite short though 419 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,040 He is a short man 420 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,840 Yeah when he was on stage I was like that's a short man 421 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:26,640 Yeah so he thinks he's followed ten but he's not 422 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,160 Oh no he's not 423 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,360 I'm told any 424 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,200 Well I'll find out for real soon enough anyway 425 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,080 So last week 426 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,800 So essentially to have a word crew 427 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,640 They're doing a charity board crowd in India 428 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,080 I think it's September maybe after 429 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,880 But it's for Zobe's Place Children's Charity 430 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,240 And so last week it posted 431 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,440 He's doing a country music day basically 432 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,000 Because he's mad into country music now 433 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,880 300 tickets were available 434 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,160 So it's whatever the poverty is I should know 435 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,280 Because I'm poverty 436 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,680 But yeah by the time I clicked on the link anyway 437 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,920 All the tickets were sold out 438 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,480 So we've been like 20 minutes 300 tickets and gone 439 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:19,760 So then the other day walking the dog and it's popped up again 440 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,400 Another day second day 441 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,400 August 17th or more 442 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,120 So the more sister gets married in August 443 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,160 And I'm thinking I'm sure it's the week after 444 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,720 But I couldn't remember and obviously I'm out walking the dog 445 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,720 I've not put it on the calendar on the phone 446 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,400 And I haven't got the invite on me 447 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,960 Because why am I going to carry around everywhere with me 448 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,600 So I quickly rang up my mom 449 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,760 And I'm like what's the date of the wedding 450 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,480 It's not the 24th not sound 451 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,680 I'm going to book this now 452 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,680 So up there 453 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,720 Well now this is a little bit of a rant again now 454 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,680 I do apologize 455 00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:02,160 Since all the satellites for the two and the 3G signals got turned off 456 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,720 For the mobile phone companies the other month 457 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,160 My signal has gone terrible 458 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,200 And I notice the same for a lot of people out there 459 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,120 Now what I've noticed 460 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,720 I've properly noticed the other day 461 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,480 At first I thought it was my old phone 462 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,160 Because I recently changed to the new one 463 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,240 I thought it was my old phone playing 464 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,720 But yeah so while I was on the phone with mum 465 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,000 I couldn't do anything on the internet 466 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,640 So essentially I had phone call signal 467 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,120 But I had no 4G or 5G 468 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,280 So on the phone trying to refresh the page 469 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,360 To make sure there were still tickets available for starters 470 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,720 Because it had been like four minutes 471 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,960 Since this link had been released at that point 472 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,160 So essentially I've had to end the phone call 473 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,560 And as soon as it did 4G popped up 474 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,120 So I'm going to have to ring up Vodafone 475 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,800 Because this is annoying this is 476 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,360 Signals poor everywhere and I can't even 477 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,360 Because if I'm on the phone with a customer 478 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,360 This was a common thing that I used to do a lot 479 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,320 I'd be on the phone and I'd research 480 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,880 Or look up the price of material or something 481 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,320 While I'd be on the phone 482 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,840 So if I can't do that now 483 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,040 That's annoying 484 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,800 I have to be connected to WIFO 485 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,800 And on the phone to be able to use the internet 486 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,400 That's fucking annoying that is 487 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,520 So Vodafone are going to get a bit of a talk too from me 488 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,320 So I love doing it 489 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,600 I love doing it not about the signal 490 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,120 But just bring it up 491 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,560 Just having my own about 492 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,320 Why is my internet not working or whatever 493 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,640 You know why can't I have the fiber optic upgrade 494 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,440 That you keep promising me and just I can afford 495 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,360 Why can't I have the services I'm paying for 496 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:33,840 Yeah yeah 497 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,920 Because essentially I had 498 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,720 Because they should have given me five of broadband 499 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,280 When I first joined them and they couldn't 500 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,200 I had 12 months free of phone bills 501 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,520 Because they give me compensation 502 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,400 Because they couldn't provide me the service that they were offering 503 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,880 Yeah so anyway back to the story 504 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,600 So I've had to end the phone call with my 505 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,440 Refresh the page 506 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,760 And it was down to the last 20% of tickets 507 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,480 So you know what was that 300 508 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,640 Well then there was like 80 tickets left 509 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,760 No 60 tickets left 510 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,000 Yeah 60 tickets quick match 511 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,080 About 60 tickets left anyway 512 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:19,440 So there bam two ordered 40 pound all for charity twice 513 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:25,680 So booked that and then yeah by the time I got back home 514 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,200 Then because I had to bring mom back up 515 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,680 You know because I can't just have a two minute conversation 516 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:30,640 You have to have a full one 517 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,240 So then yeah we've been forward minutes then 518 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,840 Because I hadn't booked the digs for the wedding 519 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,000 So yeah literally we've been forward minutes 520 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,160 Premier Inn had 156 pound offer 521 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,200 So yeah booked the room for the wedding 522 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,480 And then booked the room in Liverpool 523 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:51,120 So yeah on the 17th of August 524 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,280 I shall be having a little meet and greet with him 525 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,920 Because it's literally from 12 o'clock 526 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,680 No sorry it's three o'clock 527 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,360 Till 11 o'clock on the north 528 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,240 He's little mini festival thing 529 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,840 And so it's meet and greets there 530 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,120 You can play beer pong with him 531 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,040 He's going to have other comedians and that there again 532 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,600 They'll do like little performances or whatever 533 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,640 Or music as well 534 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,280 So yeah it'll be a nice little day 535 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,840 And then typically five minutes after I booked that 536 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,960 You're released another day 537 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,720 A couple of weeks later 538 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,320 And that would have been a bit more convenient 539 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,200 Yeah yeah yeah 540 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:23,840 But yeah 541 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,960 Did you just got your tickets though? 542 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,760 Yeah yeah got the tickets and yeah rooms booked 543 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,720 Just need to sort out the dog 544 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,080 Whether it's going to be dropped off 545 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,520 Whether he's not it 546 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,000 Whether he is going to be dropped off to the mother-in-law's 547 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,680 Or if I need to get the dogs here 548 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,480 Which again that's going to be 50 quid for the knowledge 549 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,360 It doesn't matter 550 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,520 But yeah so I'll meet him 551 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,880 I'll stand next to him 552 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,720 And he's definitely going to be smaller than you mate 553 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,680 I expect he is yeah 554 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,160 Definitely 555 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,560 But no I'm quite happy though you're going to 556 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,560 Obviously because obviously you followed them 557 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,840 You listened to podcasts 558 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,240 Yeah yeah 559 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:54,880 You've seen him 560 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,640 And now you can disprove his height 561 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:58,880 Yeah 562 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,040 He literally was the other week as well 563 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,320 He was half and quarter 564 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,280 And everyone was laughing 565 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,160 And like no you went 566 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,200 When he came on stage I was like 567 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,480 He's a short 568 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,720 He's fucking uptight in that big stage 569 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,360 Oh yeah 570 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,960 Especially compared to the other two as well 571 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,320 I don't know if they're really tall 572 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,480 But he made them look tall when he came on 573 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,560 Yeah I think because Alfie's a little bit taller 574 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,840 But he's slimmer 575 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,840 And then Torio he's slim 576 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,440 I don't know how tall he is 577 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,800 But yeah because Adam Rowe's got a bit of weight on him as well 578 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,920 He's not fat so 579 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,400 But yeah 580 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,200 He's probably 5'10 with his whole top son or something 581 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:37,760 But yeah I've got a feeling I'm a good inch taller than them anyway 582 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,200 But I'll have to make sure I've got my hair tied up or something 583 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,360 To give the illusion that I'm taller 584 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,280 But again he's got big bouncy hair so that 585 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,960 He did have really nice hair 586 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,480 Yeah that was a bad inch on 587 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,200 Yeah so that was pretty much the hairstyle that you wanted to get to wasn't it? 588 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:55,920 Kind of 589 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,440 Yeah yeah let's not go there 590 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,600 I know just for anyone that did look at the old YouTube videos 591 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,240 When actually when we did start Ashley had his curtains 592 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,240 You know Backstreet Boys style 593 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,240 Yeah but it just didn't 594 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,240 The hair wasn't the hair in the video 595 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,240 Yeah the hair wasn't like 596 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,240 I don't want to sound like a white diva 597 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,360 But just my hair texture just didn't suit long hair 598 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,360 It's just too thick and coarse 599 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,360 So again it is something that I've said before 600 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:28,880 It's such a strange thing that we moan about how much hair we've got sometimes 601 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,880 When there's people out there that bald you 602 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,440 You know again we spoke about it off pods 603 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,440 I've had nightmares about going bald 604 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,440 And I've got no signs of going bald 605 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,440 Especially with how long my hair is and that 606 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,440 I have got to get a haircut soon 607 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,440 But you know still I've got long luscious locks of hair 608 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,440 And I have nightmares that I'll lose it 609 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:51,440 When are you going to cut your hair to much the size that 610 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,440 I don't know I need to make time to be fair 611 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,440 I think you need to make the decision 612 00:27:55,440 --> 00:28:01,440 I know you've made the decision to do it for like a time 613 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,440 Yeah I need literally I do just need to 614 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,440 Because it's the right length though isn't it 615 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,440 Yeah so yeah I need to 616 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:13,440 Maybe you should do it for when you meet him and have the same hairstyle 617 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,440 Because yours is slightly longer on the sides though isn't it 618 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,440 I think he does want to grow it all out longer though 619 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,440 From picking one he's set before on previous episodes and that 620 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,440 But yeah mine will still be longer 621 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,440 Longer and taller 622 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,440 Yeah 623 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,440 But apparently he's got a massive dick 624 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,440 So he might have one up on me on that one 625 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,440 Who says that? He says that 626 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,440 He reckons he's got a weapon 627 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,440 I don't know 628 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,440 Maybe I'll find out on April 17th 629 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,440 Just say go on ad 630 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,440 Whip it out then lad 631 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:51,440 But yeah so we've rattled on for long enough about that 632 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,440 We are going to get to the correspondence shortly 633 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:57,440 But there's a new little feature that I do want to get into 634 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:03,440 So yous will all kind of recognise it anyway 635 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,440 But this is what the feature will be 636 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,440 And that was perfect timing on your phone then to play that music mate 637 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,440 So if you didn't catch it from the song it is 638 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,440 Hey what's wrong with you 639 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,440 I thought you were going to say it again then 640 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,440 No I'll have to go back again 641 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,440 So essentially we all have pet peeves 642 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,440 We've been asked these questions before 643 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,440 What annoys us and everything 644 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,440 Because we were just on about pet peeve 645 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,440 Well not on about pet peeve but 646 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,440 That middle line hogging annoys us 647 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,440 Don't get it 648 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,440 Just fuck you 649 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,440 So that's one automatically 650 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,440 Not driving properly 651 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,440 Middle line hogging definitely 652 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,440 You just want to shout at them 653 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,440 Because again did I do it the other night 654 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440 Did I give someone a little thumbs down 655 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,440 Yeah you gave someone a thumbs down 656 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,440 Oh it was driving there was it 657 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,440 No 658 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,440 I stuck my finger up to one person 659 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,440 Was it on the way to get the floor 660 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,440 The floor 661 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,440 It was before we set up to go to little four wasn't it 662 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,440 Yeah 663 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,440 They were in the wrong line 664 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,440 They were in the wrong line 665 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,440 They were oblivious 666 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,440 So yeah thumbs down then as I drove past again 667 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,440 I gave them the finger out the window 668 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,440 So yeah 669 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,440 That's definitely 670 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,440 Hey what's wrong with you moment 671 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,440 But one that's always 672 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,440 Done by Eddie 673 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,440 I see people all the time 674 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,440 Holding the phone 675 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,440 Next to the ear 676 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,440 They've got it on loudspeaker holding it next to the ear 677 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440 While they're speaking to someone on the phone 678 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,440 So it's literally 679 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,440 Phone to the ear and then 680 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,440 Pull it back so they're literally 681 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,440 Holding the microphone 682 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,440 At the ear and then at the mic 683 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,440 To speak to them and it's back and forth 684 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,440 And I don't get it boy 685 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,440 What's wrong with them 686 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,440 I don't get it 687 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,440 And also mate I seen something in the juke 688 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,440 And I was like just call them 689 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,440 And it's just referencing to what you 690 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,440 Just said and just reminded me 691 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,440 So a girl would voice note 692 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,440 A mate and then a mate 693 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,440 Would voice note a reply back 694 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,440 Straight away and then 695 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,440 Just went on for 5-10 minutes and I'm thinking 696 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,440 Just call her 697 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,440 I'm not a fan of voice notes 698 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,440 To be fair 699 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,440 I do it 700 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,440 I would never do it to a power 701 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,440 I'd be like 702 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,440 If there's a lot of stuff and I can't be 703 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,440 Off the top I'm just like 704 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,440 Because I know he doesn't text back trailer wise 705 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,440 Yeah this is that 706 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,440 I've done this that yeah I'll try that 707 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,440 Because he says so much 708 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,440 Information you mightn't go 709 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,440 And find a paragraph out back to him 710 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,440 So that's when I use a voice note 711 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,440 It's convenient for little bits 712 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,440 Like if you're driving 713 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,440 No because you can 714 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,440 Just show it in your phone 715 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,440 Say hey Siri or whatever 716 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,440 And then give the voice note 717 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,440 Send it to them 718 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,440 So yeah it's convenient with little bits like that 719 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,440 But there's no need 720 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,440 What's wrong with them 721 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,440 And then another one 722 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,440 Now I'm sure this is a pet peeve 723 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,440 For a lot of people 724 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,440 Eat with your mouth open 725 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,440 My missus has started doing this 726 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,440 A lot lately 727 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440 I swear to God 728 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,440 So she never would have, she does 729 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440 I don't get it 730 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,440 It's almost 731 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,440 Remember there's an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine 732 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,440 And Charles starts eating with his mouth open 733 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,440 And he's like 734 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,440 So I can taste it better 735 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,440 It's almost like my missus has started doing that 736 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,440 I swear 737 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,440 I can't remember that episode 738 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,440 Because I've only watched it once 739 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,440 I haven't watched it a few times to get every episode in my head 740 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,440 Well 741 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,440 You're missing out there 742 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,440 But yeah literally 743 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,440 So soup or noodles 744 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,440 Because she'll have noodles quite often 745 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,440 Slurping it 746 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,440 Enjoying it 747 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,440 No slurping, literally 748 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,440 There's no need 749 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,440 And I literally do say 750 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,440 What is wrong with you 751 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,440 I swear it's 752 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,440 Because she knows it does my head off 753 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,440 And there's no need for 754 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,440 She's on a wonder 755 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,440 She's always on a wonder, my missus 756 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,440 So yeah 757 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,440 She'll just be 758 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,440 Last night we had burgers 759 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,440 Nice easy one 760 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,440 Just did some bacon cheeseburgers 761 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,440 Long day for both of us 762 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,440 Buns in the cupboard 763 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,440 Got some burgers 764 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,440 Sweet easy one 765 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,440 And then chomping it 766 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,440 Just mouth open 767 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,440 I don't get it, never used to do it 768 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,440 I don't know if she's got too comfortable with me now 769 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,440 After 10, 11 years 770 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,440 I don't know how long it's been 771 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,440 She's just too comfortable 772 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,440 But yeah I think I'm just going to have to give her a slap 773 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,440 I mean that's 774 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,440 Hey what's wrong with you 775 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,440 That would have been the solution a good few years ago 776 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,440 Obviously times have changed now 777 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,440 And I'd have to accept it 778 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,440 But yeah 779 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,440 It's just annoying 780 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,440 So 781 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,440 For anyone that has got 782 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,440 One of these moments themselves 783 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,440 Hey what's wrong with you 784 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,440 You want to have a little rant out for yourself 785 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,440 Then let us know 786 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,440 Send them in on the RealTalking Hotline 787 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,440 07 470 488 096 788 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,440 Or email them in 789 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,440 RealTalkingPod at gmail.com 790 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,440 Again 791 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,440 I don't know why I have the 792 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,440 Twitter on there 793 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,440 Apart from the spam ones 794 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,440 It's the stupid 795 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,440 Does anyone actually use 796 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,440 Twitter as a social 797 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,440 I mean to be fair I've not been on it for 798 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,440 Weeks and weeks 799 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,440 So there could be a DM on there 800 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,440 And if there is I do apologise 801 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,440 Because I don't go on there 802 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,440 I just struggle with talking 803 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,440 It's like my power's been done there 804 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,440 Could be 805 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,440 There is one I apologise 806 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,440 You're better off emailing or 807 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,440 Sliding in the DMs on the hotline 808 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,440 But otherwise yeah 809 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,440 Links are always in the descriptions anyway 810 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,440 For all of those 811 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440 Socials 812 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,440 Which again there is an op-plot 813 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,440 But we will start off with the emails 814 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,440 So 815 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,440 Starting off with Kirsty 816 00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,440 So she says sorry I couldn't 817 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,440 Catch what JD said 818 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,440 Was it serious or a mistake 819 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,440 So as she says last week's 820 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,440 Fun audio now 821 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,440 So 822 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,440 So Kirsty's response to the week 823 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,440 The week before Hansara 824 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,440 Because last week she says 825 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,440 She had 826 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,440 A bit of a stupid confrontation 827 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,440 With the lad that she's seen 828 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,440 And she asked 829 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,440 Wondering why 830 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,440 Men found the time of the month awkward 831 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440 So 832 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440 Mom was just the usual 833 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,440 Bit of seriousness, bit of a piss take 834 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,440 It was mainly advice though 835 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,440 So 836 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,440 In general because 837 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,440 Young men don't understand the 838 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,440 Process properly of the 839 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,440 Monthlies 840 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,440 They're just finding it awkward so they don't 841 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440 Know what to expect 842 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,440 Know what's going on but the advice 843 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,440 Was in general you know just 844 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,440 Don't 845 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440 Take anything out on them unless they deserve 846 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,440 It really you know so don't throw your 847 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,440 Mood swings at them 848 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,440 And then if you're asking them to get 849 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,440 You any products be specific 850 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,440 Take a picture of it, screenshot it 851 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,440 Or literally a direct link 852 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,440 Whatever show them exactly what you want 853 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,440 Because I've done it before 854 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,440 I've ended up getting like five different products 855 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,440 And I think it was still wrong 856 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,440 There because there's that many different choices but 857 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,440 Yeah that was 858 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,440 The gist of it essentially 859 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,440 I'll save that prick for a little bit 860 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,440 Again Lauren 861 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,440 Says couldn't hear properly but hopefully 862 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,440 You had fun in Liverpool, we did yeah 863 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,440 That was great 864 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440 It's such a shame that you know 865 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,440 The audio situation 866 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,440 Did happen because it was such a 867 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,440 Different 868 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,440 I know I thought a funny one 869 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,440 Yeah it was a good 870 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,440 Session but 871 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,440 Yeah these things happen 872 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,440 Yeah it was a shame 873 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,440 But yeah Lauren has asked 874 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,440 If you were a kitchen appliance 875 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,440 Which one would you be? 876 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,440 Which one would you be mate? 877 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440 So I'd say I'd be an air fryer 878 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,440 Because I'm so versatile 879 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,440 You know literally 880 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,440 With an air fryer you can do pretty much anything 881 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440 You can do anything, I think you can bake 882 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,440 Some of them kind of 883 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,440 Yeah you can cook bacon, sausages 884 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,440 Chicken, your chips 885 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,440 Any food in general 886 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,440 And you can do 887 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,440 A local bread in there if you want 888 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,440 Yorkshire puddings, just 889 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,440 First off, it's a bit of a weird question to ask 890 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440 But 891 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,440 We're here to answer it 892 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,440 I have no idea mate 893 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,440 I think 894 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,440 For a lot of women out there 895 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,440 They're always hot and cold 896 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,440 I mean again 897 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,440 Kitchen appliances 898 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440 They literally are 899 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,440 In general 900 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,440 You're either hot or cold 901 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,440 Your oven heats up, it cools down 902 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,440 Your fridge is cold all the time 903 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,440 So you're either cold or frosty if you're a fridge 904 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,440 Yeah again 905 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,440 I'm just looking around 906 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,440 Microwave 907 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,440 You know 908 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,440 I'm not a fan of 909 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,440 Microwave 910 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,440 Hot or 911 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,440 Defrost mode, there's not much variation in that 912 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,440 Toaster 913 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,440 Again 914 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,440 You just heat up 915 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,440 I'll probably just have chose the best one 916 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,440 As an answer already 917 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,440 Just for Versatazer 918 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,440 Yeah 919 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,440 We're sitting in the kitchen 920 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,440 Just literally looking at everything 921 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440 I don't know 922 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,440 I don't think there's 923 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,440 Much else that we've tried to choose 924 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,440 Again, blender 925 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,440 I'm trying to think outside the box now 926 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,440 What's not on the work tops 927 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,440 Blender 928 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,440 I don't know because you mash things up 929 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,440 I can't answer that 930 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,440 I really don't know how to do 931 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,440 I probably should have told you this before you decided 932 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,440 Just so 933 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,440 Yeah 934 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,440 Right so 935 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,440 Ashley's going to struggle again 936 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,440 No, extract the fan 937 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,440 Because you're always breathing 938 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,440 Let me think on that one 939 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,440 I just 940 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,440 I won't delete this email 941 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,440 So I'll try to remind you 942 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,440 I need to think of some witty now as well 943 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,440 Yeah 944 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,440 Right so thanks for that Lauren 945 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,440 I'll try and remind you 946 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,440 Roly, she's done the same 947 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,440 Asking what my advice was 948 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,440 Because she couldn't catch it properly 949 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,440 So her question last week was 950 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,440 Since we're 951 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,440 Us two are both happy married 952 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,440 Questionable with JD sometimes 953 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,440 Oh yeah 954 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,440 What are your best tips for getting 955 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,440 A partner and staying happy 956 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,440 We pretty much 957 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,440 Did say the same thing really 958 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,440 Yeah but you did go over how 959 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,440 More you don't 960 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,440 Sit there and go I love my girlfriend 961 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,440 We couldn't know that aspect 962 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,440 So you want to 963 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,440 So yeah in general I did do the 964 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,440 Usual witty banter shit 965 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,440 Because it is 966 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,440 That's why you're an air fryer 967 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,440 It's versatile 968 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,440 To be fair he was pretty versatile 969 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,440 Because he was driving, changing 970 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,440 Lines, not hugging a light 971 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:51,440 Doing the podcast, looking at you sat down 972 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,440 That was pretty versatile 973 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,440 Keeping an eye on the speed as well 974 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,440 That is the air fryer in you 975 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,440 Yeah man 976 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440 Some five kitchen appliances 977 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,440 Next week mate I'm telling you 978 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,440 Well again 979 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,440 I probably should have gone over these 980 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,440 Emails because Miles has asked a question 981 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,440 On that 982 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,440 I'm sorry Ash I'm sorry 983 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,440 It's all the prep 984 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,440 Two organoids with his podcast 985 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,440 Yeah so 986 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,440 What was it again 987 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,440 So yeah getting a partner 988 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,440 I was just honest from day one 989 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,440 This is what I am, this is who I am 990 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,440 I'm an air fryer 991 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,440 And then 992 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,440 The main thing for staying 993 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,440 Happy really is just having 994 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,440 The awkward conversations 995 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,440 The horrible ones 996 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,440 If you're pissed off about something 997 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,440 Say air it out, get it straight out 998 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,440 Because you can't 999 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,440 Sit there fucking 1000 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,440 Just getting annoyed, being annoyed 1001 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,440 About something that's done you ready 1002 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,440 Air it straight out 1003 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,440 Because yeah it doesn't work 1004 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,440 I mean I think it certainly just 1005 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,440 Popped in my head, I didn't say it last week 1006 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,440 I think that's why our French friend group 1007 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,440 Has always been 1008 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,440 In general strong 1009 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,440 Because when we were out together 1010 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,440 People would think we're not friends 1011 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,440 Because we're always slagging each other off 1012 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,440 Now he's a part of the jest 1013 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,440 And the banter and that of the group 1014 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,440 I am getting older 1015 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,440 Obviously I'm getting older 1016 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,440 But it's just like 1017 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,440 Even in the group 1018 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,440 You ask a question and you just get 1019 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,440 Like four responses which is getting slagged 1020 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,440 Sometimes I don't even put stuff in there 1021 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,440 No more, it's just like 1022 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,440 You don't get the response, you just get slagged 1023 00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,440 Yeah 1024 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,440 I'm glad I don't fucking 1025 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440 Partake in that WhatsApp group 1026 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,440 It's too much 1027 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,440 Especially when you get pictures of 1028 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,440 Someone destroying the toilet bowl 1029 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,440 But it is what it is 1030 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,440 So yeah 1031 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,440 Hopefully that was enough for your 1032 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,440 Roller 1033 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,440 Jess has asked 1034 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,440 If you had to eat one food 1035 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,440 Or dish daily for the rest of your life 1036 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,440 What would it be? 1037 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,440 So 1038 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,440 Again I don't know if we've had this question 1039 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,440 Or if Bob just said it but 1040 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,440 In general if it wasn't so unhealthy 1041 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,440 I'd eat pizza every day 1042 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,440 Pizza is a good one 1043 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,440 But then again 1044 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,440 Sunday roast as well 1045 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,440 So 1046 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,440 You've got that many different 1047 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,440 Meats you can with the roast dinner 1048 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,440 You can have it so many different ways 1049 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,440 Because you can have it with mash or with 1050 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,440 Roasters or with a 1051 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,440 You can switch up your veg 1052 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,440 No I get that but I do like a nice Sunday dinner 1053 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,440 Rarely, like once a month 1054 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,440 I don't like it 1055 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,440 You've not really got into that sport 1056 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,440 Because you never had a good one growing up 1057 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,440 Roast dinner that is 1058 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,440 Yes 1059 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,440 That is a good one actually 1060 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,440 What? The comment? 1061 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,440 Or the question? 1062 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,440 The sundyping sheet 1063 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,440 It's versatile mate 1064 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,440 Air fryer isn't it? 1065 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,440 It's like the air fryer of food 1066 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,440 You're going to be dwelling on that tonight 1067 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,440 Honestly even I'm like 1068 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,440 For me 1069 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,440 I think it would be a pizza 1070 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,440 Just because 1071 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,440 There's a lot of different ways to have it 1072 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,440 Because even just as a basic 1073 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,440 Essentially 1074 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,440 Cheesy garlic bread 1075 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,440 Is kind of like a pizza 1076 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,440 Because it's just bread and melted cheese 1077 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,440 Because you can buy 1078 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,440 The pizza bases 1079 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,440 Where it's just cheese garlic on 1080 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,440 Is a sundy roast 1081 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,440 Sunday dinner your favourite food? 1082 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,440 Your favourite meal 1083 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,440 I like to cook yeah 1084 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,440 Not so much 1085 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,440 So if you were to have a last meal 1086 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,440 What would that be? 1087 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:47,440 It probably would 1088 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,440 I'm just thinking 1089 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,440 It wouldn't be for me that 1090 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,440 It would still be a sundy roast 1091 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,440 If it was the last meal 1092 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,440 I'd have a selection of several meats 1093 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,440 As well 1094 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,440 And then yeah 1095 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,440 Just all the trimmings 1096 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,440 So if you didn't put the wild on with it 1097 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,440 You know like in a hypothetical situation 1098 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,440 Would it still be a sundy roast? 1099 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,440 Or could we have a takeaway every day 1100 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,440 For it? 1101 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,440 Because I'm thinking 1102 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,440 You like a good fish and chips as well right? 1103 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,440 So let's split it up 1104 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,440 Let's add a bit more context to it 1105 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,440 So weight wise 1106 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,440 If you could have one specific takeaway 1107 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,440 Every day 1108 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,440 And it not be an issue 1109 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,440 What would you go for? 1110 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,440 And then the other after we 1111 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,440 Using a takeaway 1112 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,440 So a takeaway 1113 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,440 I'm gonna go KFC 1114 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,440 Yeah 1115 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,440 Okay 1116 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,440 It's just so expensive though 1117 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,440 I did have one the other week 1118 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,440 The gig was 1119 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,440 Do you remember the Hot Rods box meal? 1120 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,440 Fuck man the BBQ Ranch box meal 1121 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,440 They give you it 1122 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,440 And then they take it away 1123 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,440 Fuckers and then they give you a fucking 1124 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,440 Supercharger 1125 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,440 Who has a Supercharger? 1126 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,440 Don't even get me started on that 1127 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,440 Do you remember I got a KFC 1128 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,440 And then a cooked meal 1129 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,440 You know actually I'm gonna challenge one actually 1130 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,440 Italian chicken 1131 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,440 With pasta 1132 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,440 I did that the other night but not with the pasta 1133 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,440 I just did some chips with it 1134 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,440 Yeah because I fucking 1135 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,440 I do love that actually 1136 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,440 That was the 1137 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,440 Any time we used to go to the port 1138 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,440 We used to get the Italian style chicken 1139 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,440 It's just chicken parmose 1140 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,440 The Northern folk 1141 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,440 Northern folk 1142 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,440 Buttered chicken 1143 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,440 The pasta sauce 1144 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,440 The red tomato resource 1145 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,440 And some cheese on top 1146 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,440 Just because you just mentioned 1147 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,440 North up north 1148 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,440 Have you seen the two girls by the one girl 1149 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,440 Mourning about the ice cream 1150 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,440 Being £9 I think for a screwball £4.50 1151 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,440 She said got two of them 1152 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,440 Didn't want cash 1153 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,440 She said 1154 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,440 Back home 1155 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,440 £1, £2 max for them 1156 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,440 Something like that as well 1157 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,440 Why was she so grown up in the North 1158 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,440 But looked so 1159 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,440 She looked like going wrong 1160 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,440 Yeah it was the pissed off face 1161 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,440 Didn't want my cash 1162 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,440 I've not seen the direct clip 1163 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,440 It was someone else reacting to me 1164 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,440 That's why I don't know all fully 1165 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,440 She was a funny little girl 1166 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,440 The sisters weren't there 1167 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,440 Yeah, proper pissed off about an ice cream 1168 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,440 What would yours be 1169 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,440 The takeaway 1170 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,440 Home cooked would be the roast dinner 1171 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,440 And then yeah, takeaway pizza 1172 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,440 What pizza 1173 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,440 Papa John's 1174 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,440 Papa John's expensive 1175 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,440 I think I've only ever had one Papa John's 1176 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,440 When I'm feeling a little bit 1177 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,440 Flush, not bothered about 1178 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,440 Pushing the boat out, spending a little bit extra on the pennies 1179 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,440 Then yeah, it's always Papa John's 1180 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,440 What would you have? 1181 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,440 What pizza from Papa John's 1182 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,440 It's sausage and pepperoni 1183 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,440 So it's 1184 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,440 Literally as I just said 1185 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,440 Pepperoni, sausage 1186 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,440 A little bit of extra Italian seasoning 1187 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,440 Over top as well 1188 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,440 It's fucking nice 1189 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,440 Do you have a stuffed crust 1190 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,440 Again, when I'm in the mood for it, I'll have a stuffed crust as well 1191 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,440 Because I like the dips with Papa John's as well 1192 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,440 The garlic and herb sauce dip 1193 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,440 That don't always have it 1194 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,440 But honey mustard as well 1195 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,440 Okay, it's beautiful 1196 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,440 What's their desserts like 1197 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,440 Because I know with Domino's 1198 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,440 You get the cookies, which I do like the cookies 1199 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,440 That's fair 1200 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,440 I think 1201 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,440 For Papa John's 1202 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,440 I'm trying to remember 1203 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,440 Again, I'm going to have to get this all 1204 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,440 You're getting a Papa John's tonight 1205 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,440 I'm on my own tonight as well 1206 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,440 Missy's out of her friends tonight 1207 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,440 She's got a spa day tomorrow 1208 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,440 Which I had that conversation the other day 1209 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,440 If you're coming back Saturday 1210 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,440 You either come home before or after the football 1211 00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,440 That's it, yeah 1212 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,440 Don't come during 1213 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,440 Because I'm not about that 1214 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,440 I'm not about getting disturbed during the football 1215 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,440 Cracks me off that course 1216 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440 Papa John's, let me have a look at how much these prices are 1217 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,440 On Papa John's 1218 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,440 Because I remember going to one before and I was like 1219 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,440 I ain't paying that 1220 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,440 Because a lot of the time, they've got the deals 1221 00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,440 So essentially you spend like 40 pounds, you get 40% 1222 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:17,440 Yeah, you get like 40% 1223 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,440 Up and for all of you 1224 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,440 I see one here, buy one, get one free 1225 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,440 Yeah, they've got a lot lower than that 1226 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,440 So while you're just checking the prices 1227 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,440 They've got Cinnapie sticks 1228 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,440 Which that's new, I've never seen that before 1229 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,440 Giant cookie 1230 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,440 Chocolate chip cookie 1231 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,440 Chocolate brownies 1232 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,440 They do all the Ben and Jerry's ice creams as well 1233 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,440 So yeah, chocolate brownies 1234 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,440 Cookie doughs 1235 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,440 And yeah, Cinnapies 1236 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,440 So I don't often 1237 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,440 Get puddings though, to be fair 1238 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,440 I know we had a Bang You pudding last week 1239 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,440 Oh mate, that was fucking nice that was, yeah 1240 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,440 That whole food was nice 1241 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,440 So now, two large pizzas, two classic 1242 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,440 Sides and two large 1243 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,440 And a large drink, 30 quid, that ain't too bad 1244 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,440 Yeah, and just so we're not 1245 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,440 Sponsored by Papa John's 1246 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,440 But if they do want to sponsor us for our free 1247 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,440 Pizzas 1248 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,440 Yeah, we're open to it 1249 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,440 So again, I'm looking on the 1250 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,440 Deals at the moment, big match bundle 1251 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,440 Two large pizzas, two sides 1252 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,440 Large drink, 30 quid, and it shows 1253 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,440 The price that it should be 1254 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,440 It's 67.85 1255 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,440 Is what it should be 1256 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,440 But you get the deal 1257 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,440 Well mate, that fucking giant 1258 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,440 Chocolate chip cookie looks fucking nice mate 1259 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,440 Yep 1260 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,440 You all still on your diet kid? 1261 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,440 Nah, finish it tonight mate 1262 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,440 So tomorrow you're getting a Papa John's then 1263 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,440 Oh yeah, you've got the dips here as well 1264 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,440 Before you make BBQ, tomato and herb, hot buffalo, garlic and herb 1265 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,440 And special garlic as well 1266 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,440 Yeah, so as I say, it's not all the time 1267 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,440 They'll have the honey mustard one 1268 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,440 But yeah, when it's ever on, if you ever see it, get some 1269 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,440 You know, 25% 1270 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,440 Online orders 1271 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,440 40% off and all that 1272 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,440 They do have a lot of vouchers 1273 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,440 Because I find that their discounts 1274 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,440 Are better than the Domino's 1275 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,440 But the pizza's better than Domino's as well 1276 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,440 I don't know about you 1277 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,440 I think I've only had one, as I said 1278 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,440 Once, I was a wall ago though mate 1279 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,440 So get yourself one tomorrow when you back off the diet 1280 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,440 And yeah, treat yourself 1281 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,440 The phone away 1282 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,440 After the phone away I should say 1283 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,440 It's worth it man 1284 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,440 They do chicken wings as well 1285 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,440 Yeah, they've got a good selection 1286 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,440 So it's the little chicken bites as well 1287 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,440 Which is sort of like the little 1288 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,440 They do cheesy potato cuts 1289 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,440 And bacon 1290 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,440 And bacon, a bit of cinnamon as well 1291 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,440 Fucking hell mate 1292 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,440 Yeah 1293 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,440 I'm a bit worried about the audio listeners 1294 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,440 Actually you're literally dribbling right now 1295 00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,440 No, because I've said 1296 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,440 Yeah, Philly cheesesteak 1297 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,440 Is that like a foal? 1298 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,440 Where's that? 1299 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,440 Yeah, so it's almost like a 1300 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,440 Cow zone, those are 1301 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,440 Puppadeers 1302 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,440 So yeah, it's kind of like a mix between 1303 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,440 A cow zone and a quesadilla 1304 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,440 Right, right 1305 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,440 Is the way that they are 1306 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,440 Mate, actually I'm all, I'll do one of these soon 1307 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,440 I'll do one of these now, maybe I'll show you 1308 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,440 No, there's got to be one closer 1309 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,440 Because when I was living 1310 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,440 Not far from here, I used to order them up 1311 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,440 Oh, I didn't say 1312 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,440 I didn't say 1313 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,440 So 1314 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,440 Thanks for that 1315 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,440 Did we finish answering that question though? 1316 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,440 I don't know, we just got off then 1317 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,440 Roast dinner, there's a homemade one 1318 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440 Pizza is the takeaway for today 1319 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,440 Mine was KFC and then Italian chicken 1320 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,440 That's the one, yeah, so thanks for that question 1321 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,440 Jess, yeah, thank you 1322 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,440 Do you want to do a top 1323 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,440 Five now? 1324 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,440 Or should we give you it and then we'll do it next week? 1325 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,440 Mate, I'm an air fryer 1326 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,440 No, it doesn't work 1327 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,440 I'm a hot pot 1328 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,440 I'll just boil one 1329 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,440 You're a slow cooker 1330 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,440 You can be a slow cook, because it takes you a while to warm up 1331 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm quite bland 1332 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,440 Where everyone loves your stew 1333 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,440 The slow cooker and air fryer 1334 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,440 That's a spin off podcast 1335 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,440 A stew though 1336 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,440 I love a good stew 1337 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,440 I used to use my slow cooker a lot 1338 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,440 Because it was when I was single 1339 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,440 I'd get it all prepped in the morning 1340 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,440 Whack it in and then go out 1341 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,440 Graff all day, get back, walk in that door 1342 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,440 Oh, the smells 1343 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,440 My nan used to make the best fucking stew 1344 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,440 Dumplings 1345 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,440 Fucking building in a big pot 1346 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,440 Put the bread in it 1347 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,440 Cada does a good stew now 1348 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,440 The first one's weren't as good 1349 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,440 But she's 1350 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,440 Well, it all takes a bit of practice 1351 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,440 I mean, they're not hard 1352 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,440 She's never done one before 1353 00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,440 But they're really nice now 1354 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,440 I love the oxo cubes 1355 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,440 I see 1356 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,440 How many oxo cubes do you put in yours? 1357 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,440 It depends on what ones I've used 1358 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,440 Because if it's the cheaper quality ones 1359 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,440 Then I'll probably 1360 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:01,440 To be fair, I don't tend to get the oxo cubes 1361 00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,440 I'll use the bavarok cubes 1362 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,440 Because they're a bit more beefy on the taste 1363 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,440 But they're good bavarok 1364 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,440 Right, so Miles 1365 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,440 He will do the top five 1366 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,440 So he's asked to do a top five on alcohol drinks 1367 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,440 So I think next week we'll get 1368 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,440 Two lists on that 1369 00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:25,440 Because alcohol and then cocktails 1370 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,440 I'm thinking 1371 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,440 Because you're done 1372 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,440 When you're away you're a bit 1373 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,440 You're a bit more assessed 1374 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,440 So, Miles, we'll do that next week 1375 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,440 We'll have two lists for you on that 1376 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,440 So thanks for those emails 1377 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440 And then 1378 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,440 It's all about the prep 1379 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,440 I've got it all ready 1380 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,440 We've got the hotline 1381 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,440 Hot taps 1382 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,440 When the hotline starts 1383 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,440 Working properly 1384 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,440 So 1385 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,440 We'll start off with Carl 1386 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,440 Hard to listen but still quality 1387 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,440 Fair play to you, mate 1388 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,440 If you had the chance 1389 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,440 This was a good question actually 1390 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,440 If you had the chance, would you explore the ocean or space? 1391 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,440 Space 1392 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,440 All day long 1393 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,440 Space 1394 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,440 Just get me up there, mate 1395 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,440 It's a 1396 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,440 I think 1397 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,440 I don't know why but when I read this the other day I thought 1398 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,440 If you explore in the ocean 1399 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,440 You lock enclosed 1400 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,440 I don't know if it's because of that submarine thing that happened in my head 1401 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,440 That you're trapped if you're in the ocean 1402 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,440 You can't get anywhere 1403 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,440 But even though in the vacuum of space you can't really go anywhere apart from being in your ship 1404 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,440 Just felt like it was just a better option 1405 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,440 I think you just got a better view in you 1406 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,440 And there's more to explore 1407 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,440 Yes 1408 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,440 But saying that 1409 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,440 Apparently we know more about space 1410 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,440 And how that works 1411 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,440 Then you see 1412 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,440 Because we've already 1413 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,440 Allegedly 1414 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,440 Yeah, allegedly 1415 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,440 Because 1416 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,440 It's what the Illuminati want us to believe 1417 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,440 Want us to actually know 1418 00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,440 Erm 1419 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,440 But yeah 1420 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,440 But I think just my union spaceship 1421 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,440 Seeing alien like 1422 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,440 Oi 1423 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,440 Yeah 1424 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,440 We're all Jeff 1425 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,440 Hi Jeff 1426 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,440 Is it the middle line? 1427 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,440 Yeah, we're lucky 1428 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,440 So that's space or that, yeah? 1429 00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,440 Yeah, space definitely 1430 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,440 I would love 1431 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,440 But I could never do it financially 1432 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,440 Definitely not financially 1433 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,440 No 1434 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,440 And it'd be a bit scary 1435 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,440 We know the ones where 1436 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,440 I don't know if we still do them anymore 1437 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,440 But you remember when like 1438 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,440 They used to do those 1439 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,440 Just to go out of space and just come back in 1440 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,440 Yeah 1441 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,440 You had Virgin 1442 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,440 And then 1443 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440 Erm 1444 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,440 Amazon did their stature 1445 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,440 Yeah, Bayes lost to it as well 1446 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,440 There's two of them 1447 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,440 And I think Elon Musk started wanting to do one as well 1448 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,440 Yeah 1449 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,440 I think it was about 200 grand 1450 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,440 Yeah 1451 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,440 So yeah 1452 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,440 If we won the lottery 1453 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,440 We could afford to do it 1454 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,440 Yeah 1455 00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,440 But that'd be great 1456 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,440 Wouldn't it, just to do that? 1457 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,440 Yeah 1458 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,440 Yeah, it'd be nice, yeah 1459 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,440 Because again 1460 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:59,440 Because a couple of minutes of feeling weightless as well 1461 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,440 And then they're drowning in like 1462 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,440 Yeah 1463 00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,440 Some cathodes on 1464 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:03,440 Fuck 1465 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,440 Yeah 1466 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,440 Erm 1467 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:06,440 But 1468 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,440 Noah 1469 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,440 Again, appreciate you trying to listen to that 1470 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,440 And then Noah 1471 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:11,440 Said 1472 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,440 Had to skip to the questions section 1473 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,440 Erm 1474 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,440 What did JD say he would do with the situation 1475 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,440 So Noah asked 1476 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:18,440 Erm 1477 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,440 What would you do if you pulled a girl in the North Club 1478 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,440 And the club 1479 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,440 And the club 1480 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:23,440 And turned out to be a dude 1481 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,440 Yeah 1482 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440 No 1483 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:26,440 This, I remember 1484 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,440 Actually we spoke about this 1485 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,440 No 1486 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,440 I think JD 1487 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,440 Old JD to now new JD 1488 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,440 I think you need to do 1489 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,440 What you would do now 1490 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,440 And what you would do 1491 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,440 Old JD 1492 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,440 Top Shaggy JD 1493 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,440 Yeah, so essentially 1494 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,440 I don't know why you're laughing mate 1495 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,440 Because I know what you would have done 1496 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,440 No, because even back then 1497 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:50,440 I was versatile 1498 00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:51,440 Obviously 1499 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,440 Yeah 1500 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,440 He was an air forward before there was a thing mate 1501 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,440 Erm 1502 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,440 Yeah, so now I wouldn't even be in the club 1503 00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440 Because it was too old 1504 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440 Fucking 1505 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,440 Unless there's a seat 1506 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,440 If we could sit down in a club 1507 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,440 That'd be great 1508 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,440 I'm not on about the OP area 1509 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,440 I'm on about if you could just sit down 1510 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,440 And then 1511 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,440 I don't know, the music's pretty loud in the clubs 1512 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,440 Yeah, but I'm on about the clubs when it is good music in them 1513 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,440 I love it's not too loud 1514 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,440 So essentially I'm poor 1515 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:20,440 But 1516 00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,440 I don't know 1517 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,440 I used to hate clubs back then 1518 00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,440 And I imagine I'd still would 1519 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440 When you could 1520 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,440 The bass 1521 00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:29,440 Yeah 1522 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,440 We could hear 1523 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:33,440 You couldn't hear the song or 1524 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,440 Whatever 1525 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,440 Like the tune or just the bass a bit 1526 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,440 Yeah 1527 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,440 Oh no 1528 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,440 The 1529 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:40,440 Yeah 1530 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440 Times were hard weren't they 1531 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,440 The struggle was real mate 1532 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,440 So yeah, essentially these days 1533 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,440 Wouldn't be in the clubs so it wouldn't have happened 1534 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,440 Back in the day 1535 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,440 The conclusion of it was 1536 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:53,440 Essentially 1537 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,440 I would do the bumming 1538 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,440 Not be bumming 1539 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,440 It probably would have happened that way 1540 00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:00,440 But I wouldn't have 1541 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,440 I wouldn't have done any 1542 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,440 Speeds to them 1543 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,440 No, because like 1544 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,440 I think like imagine 1545 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,440 Yeah 1546 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,440 You're in the club 1547 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,440 Yeah 1548 00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,440 You haven't kissed her or have you kissed her 1549 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,440 No but you 1550 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,440 You would have 1551 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,440 This is what I said last week 1552 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,440 We would have already 1553 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,440 Kissed them to say let's go back and be 1554 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,440 Yeah, so I would have liked to have assumed that 1555 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,440 Somebody 1556 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:22,440 Yeah 1557 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,440 While doing the kissing before actually going back to the gap 1558 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440 I would have felt the bulge 1559 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,440 Yeah 1560 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,440 Because obviously they're going to be getting aroused 1561 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,440 Right, but if they didn't feel the bulge and you was like 1562 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,440 Let's go back 1563 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,440 Yeah 1564 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,440 And then 1565 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,440 What would have happened then mate 1566 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,440 As I say 1567 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,440 Back then I probably would have done the bumming 1568 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,440 Yeah 1569 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440 I wouldn't have been bummed 1570 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,440 But yeah 1571 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,440 It might have happened that way 1572 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,440 I don't know 1573 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:51,440 Because again I did say this last week 1574 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,440 Tones were different back then 1575 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,440 No 1576 00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:55,440 15 years ago 1577 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,440 It wasn't as open 1578 00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,440 You know it was hard for us to get into the gay clubs as well 1579 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,440 You know we did it for about six months and then the bouts have stopped letting us in 1580 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,440 Because we weren't gay 1581 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,440 If we had to go I wouldn't have to 1582 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,440 Yeah 1583 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:16,440 Because we used to prefer going to them on the back end of the clubbing dance 1584 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,440 Because there was less drama 1585 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,440 And everyone wanted to be out and have a good time 1586 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,440 And there was open la la as well 1587 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,440 Yeah 1588 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:28,440 But yeah they just thought no you're not gay so you're not coming in 1589 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,440 Which was a shame 1590 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,440 Because that one of them was really cheap 1591 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,440 It was like £2 a drink all night essentially 1592 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,440 The DVA 1593 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,440 I can't remember what it was 1594 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:41,440 The DVA was like £20 and you have free drinks as long as you kept your cup 1595 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,440 Remember that one 1596 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,440 Yeah 1597 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,440 Yeah 1598 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,440 I've seen some 1599 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,440 But the thing that I don't like about gay clubs is the toilets 1600 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,440 Because you do have like men and women in there 1601 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,440 Yeah 1602 01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,440 And all like this frosted glass that's good too but it's not frosted 1603 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:58,440 Yeah 1604 01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,440 And then 1605 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,440 And there's lube in there like free lube 1606 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,440 I told you remember that in the gay clubs 1607 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,440 Yeah yeah 1608 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,440 Free lube free condoms 1609 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,440 I think it was like free blue pills as well 1610 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,440 Yeah because it was to help 1611 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:12,440 I remember my pockets were full by the way out with that yeah 1612 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,440 It was to help promote safe sex 1613 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:18,440 You know trying to keep a lid on the AIDS 1614 01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,440 On the hivik 1615 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:26,440 Yeah no sorry yeah so oh jay day 1616 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,440 I probably would have done the bombing 1617 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,440 Would have done the bombing and enjoyed it 1618 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:34,440 Yeah and then last but not least 1619 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,440 Obviously it's James 1620 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:38,440 Right 1621 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,440 So yeah best episode yet 1622 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:50,440 Ash should be on his own more often 1623 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,440 Long live Klopp 1624 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,440 You know he might as well not turn up on Saturday 1625 01:01:54,440 --> 01:02:00,440 So obviously he's referencing the FA Cup game 1626 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,440 He's got a bit of balling mate 1627 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,440 Yeah yeah he loves it he loves it you know he didn't have to sign up last week 1628 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,440 He did and then he's come back again 1629 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,440 He just likes the response he loves winding you up 1630 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,440 But again he wouldn't have even heard how I slagged him off last week 1631 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:17,440 I mean to be fair I think I slagged him off much 1632 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,440 But now James is all you know arm slap 1633 01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,440 We'll see what happens with him next season 1634 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:26,440 It's going to be a difficult one the transition for Liverpool 1635 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:30,440 And then yeah if you well I know James has listened to driving with Jay Day 1636 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,440 He's probably going to be the first one to message back about it you know 1637 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,440 So I'm sure I can't wait to see his comment 1638 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,440 Have his take on my little rant that I did have this morning 1639 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,440 But yeah you know if you know he'd have got a new manager that's looking hopefully 1640 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,440 For next season now as well 1641 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:52,440 Then we'll be in the same boat next season together 1642 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,440 You know and we'll see who finishes better next season 1643 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,440 So he gets you over league next season 1644 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,440 Yeah let's see who gets it 1645 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:05,440 And let's see if we've both still got the same manager that we start the season off with at the end of the season 1646 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,440 Well that's a good shot actually 1647 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:12,440 I think no I think if Liverpool 1648 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,440 I think more likely Liverpool would keep their manager 1649 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:21,440 Then Manu I think if they bring someone in and he doesn't turn around like that 1650 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,440 Next Chelsea Manu would be hiring and firing I think 1651 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,440 Yeah I don't want to call it this 1652 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,440 He wants it done quick doesn't he? That Radcliffe wants Irving now 1653 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,440 I don't know what he wants 1654 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,440 I wanted to give him the summer transfer to see what happened 1655 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,440 But just this last couple of days and that it's just been ridiculous 1656 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:43,440 And it's hard drawing euros or world cup with the transfers 1657 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,440 Because the idea you'd want to get them through the doors as soon as possible 1658 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:51,440 But it's hard with the euros because you don't want to pay us head to be distracted or anything like that 1659 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,440 And again you know trying to find a manager with everything that's going on 1660 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:58,440 Everyone that's left mutually and been sacked and all these bollocks 1661 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,440 It's just ridiculous 1662 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:08,440 Out of what's there who would you have as the Manu's manager if they do get rid of Tanah? 1663 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:14,440 Well like who's there? Anyone that's been mentioned who would you want? 1664 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:19,440 So the only one that hasn't been linked with them at the moment 1665 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,440 Almiron from Sporting Lisbon 1666 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:28,440 So Liverpool looked at getting him but then I think they agreed on a compensation 1667 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,440 And then Ben Sporting says no we want more 1668 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:36,440 So only because he seems to be an interesting manager 1669 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:41,440 Patsch overrated, Tukal, again sacked from everywhere 1670 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,440 He's had falling out with all of them 1671 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,440 Again we don't need another ex Chelsea manager 1672 01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,440 Both of them are ex Chelsea, don't need it 1673 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,440 Kieran McKenna, I loved the look of him 1674 01:04:54,440 --> 01:05:00,440 He was one of Alok and the social stars coaches and all the players were slagging them off back then 1675 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:04,440 So nothing could change if he becomes it 1676 01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:07,440 I think for him he should take the Brighton job if it's on the cards 1677 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,440 I think he should take the Chelsea job either 1678 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,440 Chelsea is a public career and that 1679 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:19,440 I get what you're saying but I think a young manager with Chelsea now 1680 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,440 Just build something for him, build, build, build 1681 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:30,440 A young manager yes but one that's already been around a little bit because there's too many egos in that Chelsea 1682 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,440 He's got two promotions 1683 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:36,440 Yeah but as I say back to when he was coached with Manu and Oli 1684 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:43,440 Manu back then I remember when they had one just down tours which is pretty much every season 1685 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,440 But I don't think any manager could have got that same going 1686 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:52,440 The one that Ali Khan is so sure of after Ronaldo left 1687 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,440 Sorry sorry sorry before Ronaldo came in 1688 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,440 That was before Ronaldo came in he left 1689 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,440 Solskjaer got Ronaldo I mean 1690 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:03,440 Yeah but didn't that Kieran McKenna leave before Ronaldo came back? 1691 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,440 No 1692 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,440 He was still there? 1693 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:10,440 Yeah because he was there literally because 1694 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:13,440 How long ago did Ronaldo leave now then? 1695 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:18,440 Last January, he was gone, January before 1696 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440 He did the interview with Pears Morgan 1697 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,440 That was why he left essentially 1698 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,440 So yeah there's too much of a merry-go-round so yeah because 1699 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:35,440 He hasn't been linked with them then yeah Almiron from Sporting Lisbon 1700 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:40,440 Otherwise what's available again Thomas Frank 1701 01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:47,440 Because he has been linked he's the only one that he's done well enough with Brentford 1702 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:53,440 And he's not been at the top club and done shit 1703 01:06:53,440 --> 01:07:00,440 So yeah probably just him out of the choices that have been thrown out so far 1704 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,440 But I don't want Ten Aigle to go 1705 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:06,440 I think he's been thrown under the bus this season 1706 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:10,440 70 odd injuries throughout the season 1707 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:16,440 It was something like 19 different centre-back partnerships throughout the season as well 1708 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,440 Casamiro has been playing the centre-back the last couple of weeks 1709 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:25,440 It's just a broken team, he's not been back properly 1710 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,440 Obviously there's been the issues with the left back all season 1711 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,440 Had Reguilon on loan from Tottenham 1712 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:33,440 Half-way through the season he can go back 1713 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:37,440 When the new Malassia still was nowhere near to be fit 1714 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,440 And Luke Shaw has always seemed to be injured 1715 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:42,440 He's been injury prone this season 1716 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:45,440 For the last few years he's been alright 1717 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,440 So yeah he's just not been backed 1718 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,440 He's been thrown under the bus by players on board all around and it's ridiculous 1719 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,440 I think with the right staff around 1720 01:07:54,440 --> 01:08:00,440 He's still got coaches from the Solskjaer era, Jose era and that as well 1721 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:03,440 He hasn't got all the staff that he wants 1722 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:06,440 And then the medical department, God knows what's going on with that 1723 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:11,440 So I think if he was properly backed and given not necessarily his team 1724 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,440 But a new team around him of coaches and all that 1725 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,440 Then it would be a better opportunity 1726 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:19,440 Because at least then he could say alright then 1727 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:23,440 You give me the staff that I need and I've not been able to do it then 1728 01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,440 Yeah, I'll go 1729 01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:27,440 But he hasn't, they've literally just 1730 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:31,440 This is the guy that said I'll be following him for Anthony, it's a good deal 1731 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:35,440 Yeah he's gonna say that but he's not the one signing the cheque 1732 01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:38,440 Yeah but still hits his name on the signing 1733 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:43,440 Yeah but again if Edward Woodenco had done it at the beginning of the transfer window 1734 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,440 It would have been 50 1735 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,440 I know it still would have been too much 1736 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:51,440 Have you seen that man going round with that Adnick 1737 01:08:51,440 --> 01:08:53,440 Because you know when he came on and he was doing his eyebrow things 1738 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:55,440 Have you not seen none of that? 1739 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,440 I don't think I've seen it 1740 01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,440 You know when he's coming on there's something he's like 1741 01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:03,440 Well he's always doing the people's eyebrows essentially 1742 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:07,440 Because again they were slagging him off when he was doing the pirouette and all that as well 1743 01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:10,440 Yeah then he misplaced the pass after he got it 1744 01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:12,440 But it's fucking shit 1745 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:16,440 Well again he's had a hard season at the beginning with all the allegations 1746 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:19,440 Of beating his misses off and all that 1747 01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:23,440 Yeah there's just too many players 1748 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:28,440 Not playing for the badge 1749 01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:30,440 They don't care 1750 01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:35,440 I don't think no footballers play for the badge now just for the wide generally 1751 01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,440 The majority yeah 1752 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,440 Yeah I mean it's probably like one or two 1753 01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:43,440 Yeah you know they can't all be Kevin Nolans can they 1754 01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:45,440 Shyam is calm man 1755 01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:46,440 Yeah 1756 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,440 You know what I'm saying there's not many people like that 1757 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:49,440 Not really these days 1758 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,440 Everyone goes to Man U4 1759 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:53,440 I've heard that Bruno Fernandes wants to double his money 1760 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,440 200 grand 1761 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,440 That's bollocks 1762 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,440 Fucking hell I'm paying him 400 grand a week 1763 01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,440 Do you think that's a load of bollocks? 1764 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:04,440 Yeah because he'd get that if he goes to Saudi 1765 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:10,440 But yeah I think because the papers were saying that he's going to leave at the end of the season whatever 1766 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:14,440 And then he comes out on the TV and says if they want me to stay I'll stay 1767 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,440 But if they want me to go I'll leave 1768 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:21,440 He's arsed he's not arsed 1769 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,440 But yeah if he did go to Saudi then he can 1770 01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:27,440 He'd be earning 400 grand a week easily 1771 01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:31,440 Jordan Henderson could go there and get 700 grand a week then yeah 1772 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:37,440 I've already got my eyes on the glass 1773 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,440 Too many people have forgotten about the glazers actually owning the majority of the club still 1774 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,440 And it's ridiculous 1775 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,440 So I'm just hoping there's a miracle tomorrow 1776 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:51,440 I mean to be fair I haven't got to work tomorrow now 1777 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:53,440 So from 12 o'clock I'm drinking 1778 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,440 And it will either be good drinks or bad drinks 1779 01:10:56,440 --> 01:11:01,440 So yeah and that's another reason why I've told Missy to either come home before or after 1780 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:04,440 Maybe come home after I think might be best 1781 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:05,440 Yeah I know 1782 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,440 Come home after if you want 1783 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,440 Yeah and I definitely won't be drinking the Stella tomorrow as well 1784 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:14,440 Because she's definitely going to dig dead 1785 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,440 Well yeah James always appreciated mate 1786 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:23,440 Yeah well I'll have to get you a new teddy for Arn Slott and his replacement after that as well 1787 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,440 But you'll probably have Gerard soon 1788 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:28,440 Arn Slott might get sacked and then Gerard will come in as an interim 1789 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,440 I can see that happening 1790 01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:31,440 I can see that happening actually now you've mentioned that 1791 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:35,440 Yeah you know get Jamie Carragher as number two for a couple of months as well 1792 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,440 You wouldn't want that would you 1793 01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:41,440 Hey so what about the bachelor? What about energy? 1794 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:43,440 So yeah hopefully you've enjoyed that 1795 01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:47,440 I wanted to leave James right to the end to see if he does listen to the end as well 1796 01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:50,440 He will he loves it loves it 1797 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,440 He might think he's saving the best to last mate 1798 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:55,440 He might do I'm not saying we did 1799 01:11:55,440 --> 01:12:02,440 But yeah nah love it as always James you know we're joking 1800 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:10,440 So yeah as always hope you enjoyed share it like it follow if you don't already subscribe all that jazz 1801 01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:14,440 You know what to do don't need to keep reminding us but we have to 1802 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:17,440 And yeah keep it real 1803 01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:37,440 Peace 1804 01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:50,440 Oh so sly their chemistry's electric 1805 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:53,440 You can't deny 1806 01:12:53,440 --> 01:13:04,440 You can't deny 1807 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:18,440 You can't deny