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Your hosts Ash and JD
Now, I know if for any of you that have actually listened to the Driving with JD
That'll be last night
Or depending on when you listen to this
It'll be out on Friday nights anyway
You would have already heard more little rants regarding to Manchester United
Actually hasn't listened cause I haven't told them about anything
But just the manager situation
Have you seen any of it today?
No
Where they've already had talks with other managers
And that he's potentially gonna get sacked tomorrow after the FA Cup game
I've seen that, Paccino's the favourite now
That's what I've seen
They've already had talks with Kieran McKenna apparently
So that was, I don't know what paper it was
But that was in the paper last night
Omar Barada and Wilcox
But Barada's not even working for United technically yet
But him and Wilcox have already had unofficial talks with Kieran McKenna
And then it came out not long after that
But they've had talks with Paccino, Tukal
Apparently Thomas Frank as well
The Brentford manager
So I have been a little offended about that
And it's only got worse throughout the day
I've seen more crap coming out
I do just want to state
I've had a good day today
It's not been a bad day
Until again I'm driving to come here
And I don't get why Fridays
It has to take an extra 25 minutes to get here
It shouldn't do
It's just Fridays
Why are there so many fucking idiots on the road?
Now again with the driving JD
There's no road rage
No one actually done my heading while I was driving
Which you know is a surprise
Because we had it on the way back from Liverpool
Which again yeah so I'm writing to my head
Apologies for last week again
Was just some technical issues
I shouldn't leave Ashley in charge of the laptop basically
No it's something that we're going to do
Because all we do the laptop side
So we do need to sit down
Just in case we are in that situation again
You know what you're looking for or whatever
But yeah
But it was just something that we haven't done for a long time
We've not had this issue
For a long time
So I mean because we used to sit down
And do the check beforehand constantly
Yeah the old March 1-2
Yeah and the one time we did it it's just
Yeah it's yeah unfortunate
I do just want to say
I did say it again on the drive with JD
Thanks for anyone that did try and actually listen
There was a few people that skipped to the questions
And that as well
And then still couldn't really hear much
But yeah so appreciate that
We will get onto the correspondence in a little bit
But yeah just
Yeah I don't want to
I've already had my rant this morning
So I don't want to have to rant about anything else
But yeah it shouldn't take 24 minutes longer
To get here just because it's Friday
You know it's stupid
I understand everyone tries to finish work early on a Friday
But there's too many people on the road basically
There shouldn't be that many people to cause this extra traffic
Especially when there's roadworks
And it's already reduced to 50 mile an hour
You should be going at a constant 50
Not fucking stop start at every junction
Everyone's idiots
Fucking too many people
But it was yeah we did have a few moments on the drive back from Liverpool
Which we'll talk about that in a minute
But yeah the amount of middle lane huggers
That we just on the top
We just sat in the left lane
Literally just sat at 70
And there was a surprising quarter few of them as well
Yeah
There was quarter few
Because we was driving back what about 11 o'clock, half 11
Yeah so I got back to Moine at 1
So it was probably
Yeah from 11
About half 10 we set off from Liverpool
Because it was about half 12 I got here
And then half an hour I reached back to Moine then
Yeah
So yeah considering how quiet the motorway was
There shouldn't have been that many people sitting in the middle
And the right lane as well
Just empty then just yeah
Yeah and there was one in particular that kept speeding up
Then it'd slow right down
And then as we'd done the take
It was like in the heads
Oh I'm not having that
And then speed up again
Because I wouldn't mind if I was speeding
But there's that many speed cameras on that stretch of the motorway
I don't know where they are
I can't see them because it's pitch black
So yeah just literally stayed at a constant speed
It is just weird people sitting at like 65 in the third lane
Yeah
Or the fourth lane or whatever lane there is
But yeah it was just weird
It's literally there's just no need for it
And then even driving here today
They've got the overhead signs
Where normally if there's an accident or a closed junction
Or whatever it says on there
But sometimes they'll have the little messages saying
Like don't drink and drive or don't drive tired or whatever
And so yeah now the new one is don't hog the middle lane
And I'm literally I'm overtaking someone in lane three
And I've already moved from lane one to lane two to lane three
To overtake someone that is lane hogging in the middle
And there's three signs that I've already gone past saying the same
So how have they not read what's on there
Because you naturally look at those signs
To see if there is a road closure or anything like that
So why are they looking at it
Which there should be
Reading it and then not thinking
Oh yeah I'm not overtaking I'll move to the left
What do you think people doing?
Like just do you think it's just a comfort?
Is it just more I don't know what I'm trying to say
Is it what I don't understand is
Is it like to stay working the arty
So they're not behind them all the time to go around them
Or what I just understand the process of why you wouldn't move over
I think unconsciously it's a safer lane to be
Because they are thinking that they're in the middle of the road
They've got less chance of going onto the hard shoulder
Or to the central reservation
And if anything happens they've got each line to divert
Yeah I think that might be something that's in there
But they don't understand then that they're causing more dramas
Because people are trying to get into lane three or four to go past them
And so it means there's more people
More congestion being created in that lane
While the other lanes because of them not driving properly
Which it's just it's not hard
No we have said this it's an easy process
Yeah and god forbid
Because I don't know if you've seen the
His talks about upping the national speed limit to 100 mile an hour
Oh okay
So he come out the other week
Because obviously Germany and a few other countries
There's a man there's a 100
I know they've got that one piece the motorway
It's like unlimited speed
So the rest of it
I think for a few years Germany's been 100 mile an hour
So it's because cars are more advanced now aren't they
They're all designed to go faster than what they used to do
So limited them to 70 isn't good for the engines essentially
Every now and again
Well as you know you have to give it a bit of a blowout
Just to help keep the engine running smoother
So if they do actually raise the speed limit to 100 mile an hour
I just I'm dreading to see what it's going to be like
Because to me they should only be able to
But they should only do it on the motorways with four lanes
So that means that people that do only want to do 50 to 60
Can stay in lane one
Yeah yeah
And then lane two would be the average of around 70
Or overtaking from lane one
And then lane three and four is if you can go at 100
Yeah but there's a problem with that though
I know
Yeah do you know what I'm saying
Because if it's quiet do you just stay in that right hand line
Most people will
Do you get what I'm saying
Like yeah yeah
So essentially it's still like it would still be the same
Where if you're in lane one and it's clear
Still go at 100 if you can do that
If your vehicle is capable
But in general if it's an average time during the day
And there is enough people on the road
That's how it should be is where
Right yeah you almost stay in lane one
Or occasionally go in lane two
But if you're not comfortable going above 70
Don't try and venture into lane three and four
I can't
Because there'll be too many accidents
I get what you're saying
But I can't see that happening
Because right now people can't move over from that third lane
Or second lane
But I can understand what you're saying with the processes
If you're a slower driver stick to the first and second lane
I'll overtake yards pull back in
Always hug that second lane if you wanted to
Then the third and fourth then is for the faster drivers
So yeah those I want to do would be over the speed limit third lane
Then those I just want to max out the 100 or more
So to speak
So I think before they even properly consider this
They're going to have to get on top of the camera systems
So because they have already got the cameras
That can detect if you're using your phone while you're driving
So they need more ones like that where
If you're in the middle lane
So lane two or three or four when you're not overtaking
So if they clock you between two cameras
And there's not enough evidence on that to say
You wasn't overtaking then you get a fine
And even if it's just a small fine
You know starts off at 20 pound or something
Because again if they did this it would be a bigger fine
They probably would keep it at like 70 pound like a parking fine
Yeah
But if they kept it at like a small fine
For a first offense
So oh yeah you did a mile in lane two
You wasn't overtaking there's a 20 pound fine
Then if you were a repeat offender then charge more
That'd be a nice way of doing it
But they won't do you know because these Tories
It just I was gonna say it'd be hard to like do that
And I packed my way I look at like every car it'd be
It'd be the ones when it's quiet like and when you can
That's when you should get the fine
Like when someone's checking all the cameras
And just see that car like we see
Speeding slowing down in that third line out of four
Doing absolutely nothing
Someone just needs to go
Yeah that car I get it then
Because that was that was just ridiculous wasn't it
It was there was a few back and forth as well weren't there
But yeah but there won't even need to be a person
To determine whether that is someone driving stupidly
Not moving over when they should be
Because AI is that advanced already
That they'll just have the computer just essentially
Watching all the cameras just to say right yeah
You wasn't you wasn't overtaking
So there's your little thought
But as I think the government's if it did incorporate
A system like that it wouldn't be a small fine to start off
We'd be able to go straight like literally like a £70 fine
Or something again that probably John give you points
Or something because that was the case
But I mean again you never know
We might not have the tourism power when it does go up to
100 mile an hour if it does
Because for anyone that has been living under a rock
Oh Rishi Sunak out in the rain
He's called an election hasn't he
General election
Yeah I mean I'm sure I've said it on one of the previous episodes
You know I wouldn't be voting for Labour or Conservatives anyway
Because nothing's going to change whichever one of them if they do
Both going to be issued show in different ways
Yeah it's still the same bollocks
So yeah I mean I know a lot of people see them as the racist or the
Inappropriate party but when you actually look at the policies
Reform UK are a strong party to be fair with what they want to do
Looking out for businesses, people, tax rates and up for people
Lowering back rates and whatever
I know people because I've had this conversation with my missus
She's saying that well if they want to lower taxes
We'd end up paying more in the long run and it's not
It's all a made up concept anyway
Taxes are high because the government have made them high
So the government can lower them
They don't have to have it high
They want it high because they want to have more money
They're all greedy bastards
So yeah if the right people were in power
Well in charge essentially then it should get better
But I mean the whole country is a shit show really
Yeah I was literally going to say I think it's too far gone
Yeah but yeah we'll see because that's in six weeks I believe
It's pretty soon
July the 4th was it?
Oh yeah July the 4th yeah
Yeah so yeah so soon gonna roll round
So yeah within the next couple of weeks there'll be the cards coming through the post again
Everyone putting on the best show weren't they?
Yeah yeah because again I saw Keir Starmer coming out with some bullshit
He's gonna chin off the Rwanda hat
He's all it's just a gimmick it's just a gimmick
Well yeah it is so yeah just say you're not gonna do it
If you do become the PM and then yeah that's it
Don't rant on for a few minutes about it
Because literally I just scrolled through the little TikTok video
And he was just going on and on saying just repeating the same words
And it's just fucking you know the fucking
Conservatives fucking Rishi Sunak essentially
I can't yeah there's too many morons in the
I wouldn't like government seats really
And Donald Trump
I think Donald Trump was like Prime Minister that would be
That was what I did like Boris really because he was just a bumbling buffoon
And he had a hard time to be fair you know
Everything come out with Covid and that
Yeah
He was trying to sort this out and that out
And it was a hard job for him you know and he did okay enough
But you know when you've got everyone else around you doing all these back-enders
Getting in the contract all the friends for the PPE and everything you know
It's always going to fall on him then because he's essentially the one that's signing it off
So I did feel a little bit sorry for him
But you know he had to get his money he's got 20 kids that he's got to look after
So you know it's I don't blame him for that getting his
It's like 148 grand per year that they get
He still have to be in a lot if you're a former Prime Minister
Oh you still get paid for a few years?
Forever
You get paid forever?
Yeah you still get paid
So you think Theresa May she was what six weeks or something like that
She was Prime Minister for she's still going to get a yearly salary of like 140 grand whatever it is
I didn't know it's like a continuous thing all the world maybe like for the next year or so
No no you get it well there probably is a time in the morning but yeah it's definitely
A good while because Tony Blair still gets it David Cameron still gets it
Tony Blair hasn't been in Cincinnati's
Serious I didn't know that's interesting
When I found out about it yeah it was
That's an interesting fact actually
Yeah whoever it probably was on a podcast that I heard it but whoever was talking about it was
Like yeah Tony Blair still gets it
I always think it's mad when it's like when a manager gets sacked for doing a shit job
And he gets paid like seven million quid to pay up it's the equivalent of that isn't it
Look we're not going to talk about managers at all
No but it's very touching to be able to say it's literally you're getting rewarded for doing shit
Yeah you jump ship yeah have this for the rest of your life you saw it
It is it's just ridiculous but yeah Liverpool anyway it was a it was good good little show
We had some food first
My fish and chips was really nice
Yeah yeah it was the Botanist on the Albert docks
I'm sure that's what it was called anyway yeah yeah if you're around there check it out it's
The food and the beer I had now I'm not going to pronounce it on the Gagetti
I'm trying to remember what it's called now because I actually saw a bottle of it
Yeah it's like a shanty or I know it's not called a shari
A shari so it's Japanese anyway wasn't it
Really nice beer actually
Yeah I don't think I've had it but yeah I mean you did have a dash of lemonade with it
On the first one
Oh you didn't have it on the second
No no no
Oh so you didn't
I have that dash
Just in case
Yeah just if it's horrible it's just something
Yeah it just takes the edge off
But yeah yeah boobers sound and then
I had a dash
That was shanty
Yeah might as well have done you know
Nah to be fair it was only just a little splash
It was literally a dash man
Yeah yeah yeah because I watched him pull that first one anyway
But yeah so we went and watched Adam Rowe
The warming acts were Alfie Brown and Torio Angelino
So you're quite a hard person to read in a lot of situations like that
Because essentially most of the time you've just got a blank face
But a few times I did see you chuckle in a way
I didn't notice you chuckle much at the two warmer
Well not so much Alfie I saw you chuckle a couple of times at Vittorio
But again more so you did laugh enough times with the main act Adam Rowe
Yeah no I think with me
Because I haven't watched a lot of stand up comedians
I'm just whining for the big joke because obviously all the little jokes
The story comes to a conclusion and the normal jokes
They come to a conclusion and they normally tell one big joke that
A line's there being called off
So I was kind of like apprehensive to see
Because Alfie was saying I was like
Alfie Brown is that his second act
Yeah where he was going with it
Like you know like his little jokes that lead to the final thing
Because he did a fair bit of heckling as well though
Yeah a bit of crowd work
No that was already good though
It was already good
No I enjoyed it
I did enjoy it
Yeah obviously yeah I do listen to the Happy World podcast
So I do hear Adam Rowe all the time to be fair
But yeah I thought it was good
He's quite short though
He is a short man
Yeah when he was on stage I was like that's a short man
Yeah so he thinks he's followed ten but he's not
Oh no he's not
I'm told any
Well I'll find out for real soon enough anyway
So last week
So essentially to have a word crew
They're doing a charity board crowd in India
I think it's September maybe after
But it's for Zobe's Place Children's Charity
And so last week it posted
He's doing a country music day basically
Because he's mad into country music now
300 tickets were available
So it's whatever the poverty is I should know
Because I'm poverty
But yeah by the time I clicked on the link anyway
All the tickets were sold out
So we've been like 20 minutes 300 tickets and gone
So then the other day walking the dog and it's popped up again
Another day second day
August 17th or more
So the more sister gets married in August
And I'm thinking I'm sure it's the week after
But I couldn't remember and obviously I'm out walking the dog
I've not put it on the calendar on the phone
And I haven't got the invite on me
Because why am I going to carry around everywhere with me
So I quickly rang up my mom
And I'm like what's the date of the wedding
It's not the 24th not sound
I'm going to book this now
So up there
Well now this is a little bit of a rant again now
I do apologize
Since all the satellites for the two and the 3G signals got turned off
For the mobile phone companies the other month
My signal has gone terrible
And I notice the same for a lot of people out there
Now what I've noticed
I've properly noticed the other day
At first I thought it was my old phone
Because I recently changed to the new one
I thought it was my old phone playing
But yeah so while I was on the phone with mum
I couldn't do anything on the internet
So essentially I had phone call signal
But I had no 4G or 5G
So on the phone trying to refresh the page
To make sure there were still tickets available for starters
Because it had been like four minutes
Since this link had been released at that point
So essentially I've had to end the phone call
And as soon as it did 4G popped up
So I'm going to have to ring up Vodafone
Because this is annoying this is
Signals poor everywhere and I can't even
Because if I'm on the phone with a customer
This was a common thing that I used to do a lot
I'd be on the phone and I'd research
Or look up the price of material or something
While I'd be on the phone
So if I can't do that now
That's annoying
I have to be connected to WIFO
And on the phone to be able to use the internet
That's fucking annoying that is
So Vodafone are going to get a bit of a talk too from me
So I love doing it
I love doing it not about the signal
But just bring it up
Just having my own about
Why is my internet not working or whatever
You know why can't I have the fiber optic upgrade
That you keep promising me and just I can afford
Why can't I have the services I'm paying for
Yeah yeah
Because essentially I had
Because they should have given me five of broadband
When I first joined them and they couldn't
I had 12 months free of phone bills
Because they give me compensation
Because they couldn't provide me the service that they were offering
Yeah so anyway back to the story
So I've had to end the phone call with my
Refresh the page
And it was down to the last 20% of tickets
So you know what was that 300
Well then there was like 80 tickets left
No 60 tickets left
Yeah 60 tickets quick match
About 60 tickets left anyway
So there bam two ordered 40 pound all for charity twice
So booked that and then yeah by the time I got back home
Then because I had to bring mom back up
You know because I can't just have a two minute conversation
You have to have a full one
So then yeah we've been forward minutes then
Because I hadn't booked the digs for the wedding
So yeah literally we've been forward minutes
Premier Inn had 156 pound offer
So yeah booked the room for the wedding
And then booked the room in Liverpool
So yeah on the 17th of August
I shall be having a little meet and greet with him
Because it's literally from 12 o'clock
No sorry it's three o'clock
Till 11 o'clock on the north
He's little mini festival thing
And so it's meet and greets there
You can play beer pong with him
He's going to have other comedians and that there again
They'll do like little performances or whatever
Or music as well
So yeah it'll be a nice little day
And then typically five minutes after I booked that
You're released another day
A couple of weeks later
And that would have been a bit more convenient
Yeah yeah yeah
But yeah
Did you just got your tickets though?
Yeah yeah got the tickets and yeah rooms booked
Just need to sort out the dog
Whether it's going to be dropped off
Whether he's not it
Whether he is going to be dropped off to the mother-in-law's
Or if I need to get the dogs here
Which again that's going to be 50 quid for the knowledge
It doesn't matter
But yeah so I'll meet him
I'll stand next to him
And he's definitely going to be smaller than you mate
I expect he is yeah
Definitely
But no I'm quite happy though you're going to
Obviously because obviously you followed them
You listened to podcasts
Yeah yeah
You've seen him
And now you can disprove his height
Yeah
He literally was the other week as well
He was half and quarter
And everyone was laughing
And like no you went
When he came on stage I was like
He's a short
He's fucking uptight in that big stage
Oh yeah
Especially compared to the other two as well
I don't know if they're really tall
But he made them look tall when he came on
Yeah I think because Alfie's a little bit taller
But he's slimmer
And then Torio he's slim
I don't know how tall he is
But yeah because Adam Rowe's got a bit of weight on him as well
He's not fat so
But yeah
He's probably 5'10 with his whole top son or something
But yeah I've got a feeling I'm a good inch taller than them anyway
But I'll have to make sure I've got my hair tied up or something
To give the illusion that I'm taller
But again he's got big bouncy hair so that
He did have really nice hair
Yeah that was a bad inch on
Yeah so that was pretty much the hairstyle that you wanted to get to wasn't it?
Kind of
Yeah yeah let's not go there
I know just for anyone that did look at the old YouTube videos
When actually when we did start Ashley had his curtains
You know Backstreet Boys style
Yeah but it just didn't
The hair wasn't the hair in the video
Yeah the hair wasn't like
I don't want to sound like a white diva
But just my hair texture just didn't suit long hair
It's just too thick and coarse
So again it is something that I've said before
It's such a strange thing that we moan about how much hair we've got sometimes
When there's people out there that bald you
You know again we spoke about it off pods
I've had nightmares about going bald
And I've got no signs of going bald
Especially with how long my hair is and that
I have got to get a haircut soon
But you know still I've got long luscious locks of hair
And I have nightmares that I'll lose it
When are you going to cut your hair to much the size that
I don't know I need to make time to be fair
I think you need to make the decision
I know you've made the decision to do it for like a time
Yeah I need literally I do just need to
Because it's the right length though isn't it
Yeah so yeah I need to
Maybe you should do it for when you meet him and have the same hairstyle
Because yours is slightly longer on the sides though isn't it
I think he does want to grow it all out longer though
From picking one he's set before on previous episodes and that
But yeah mine will still be longer
Longer and taller
Yeah
But apparently he's got a massive dick
So he might have one up on me on that one
Who says that? He says that
He reckons he's got a weapon
I don't know
Maybe I'll find out on April 17th
Just say go on ad
Whip it out then lad
But yeah so we've rattled on for long enough about that
We are going to get to the correspondence shortly
But there's a new little feature that I do want to get into
So yous will all kind of recognise it anyway
But this is what the feature will be
And that was perfect timing on your phone then to play that music mate
So if you didn't catch it from the song it is
Hey what's wrong with you
I thought you were going to say it again then
No I'll have to go back again
So essentially we all have pet peeves
We've been asked these questions before
What annoys us and everything
Because we were just on about pet peeve
Well not on about pet peeve but
That middle line hogging annoys us
Don't get it
Just fuck you
So that's one automatically
Not driving properly
Middle line hogging definitely
You just want to shout at them
Because again did I do it the other night
Did I give someone a little thumbs down
Yeah you gave someone a thumbs down
Oh it was driving there was it
No
I stuck my finger up to one person
Was it on the way to get the floor
The floor
It was before we set up to go to little four wasn't it
Yeah
They were in the wrong line
They were oblivious
So yeah thumbs down then as I drove past again
I gave them the finger out the window
So yeah
That's definitely
Hey what's wrong with you moment
But one that's always
Done by Eddie
I see people all the time
Holding the phone
Next to the ear
They've got it on loudspeaker holding it next to the ear
While they're speaking to someone on the phone
So it's literally
Phone to the ear and then
Pull it back so they're literally
Holding the microphone
At the ear and then at the mic
To speak to them and it's back and forth
And I don't get it boy
What's wrong with them
I don't get it
And also mate I seen something in the juke
And I was like just call them
And it's just referencing to what you
Just said and just reminded me
So a girl would voice note
A mate and then a mate
Would voice note a reply back
Straight away and then
Just went on for 5-10 minutes and I'm thinking
Just call her
I'm not a fan of voice notes
To be fair
I do it
I would never do it to a power
I'd be like
If there's a lot of stuff and I can't be
Off the top I'm just like
Because I know he doesn't text back trailer wise
Yeah this is that
I've done this that yeah I'll try that
Because he says so much
Information you mightn't go
And find a paragraph out back to him
So that's when I use a voice note
It's convenient for little bits
Like if you're driving
No because you can
Just show it in your phone
Say hey Siri or whatever
And then give the voice note
Send it to them
So yeah it's convenient with little bits like that
But there's no need
What's wrong with them
And then another one
Now I'm sure this is a pet peeve
For a lot of people
Eat with your mouth open
My missus has started doing this
A lot lately
I swear to God
So she never would have, she does
I don't get it
It's almost
Remember there's an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine
And Charles starts eating with his mouth open
And he's like
So I can taste it better
It's almost like my missus has started doing that
I swear
I can't remember that episode
Because I've only watched it once
I haven't watched it a few times to get every episode in my head
Well
You're missing out there
But yeah literally
So soup or noodles
Because she'll have noodles quite often
Slurping it
Enjoying it
No slurping, literally
There's no need
And I literally do say
What is wrong with you
I swear it's
Because she knows it does my head off
And there's no need for
She's on a wonder
She's always on a wonder, my missus
So yeah
She'll just be
Last night we had burgers
Nice easy one
Just did some bacon cheeseburgers
Long day for both of us
Buns in the cupboard
Got some burgers
Sweet easy one
And then chomping it
Just mouth open
I don't get it, never used to do it
I don't know if she's got too comfortable with me now
After 10, 11 years
I don't know how long it's been
She's just too comfortable
But yeah I think I'm just going to have to give her a slap
I mean that's
Hey what's wrong with you
That would have been the solution a good few years ago
Obviously times have changed now
And I'd have to accept it
But yeah
It's just annoying
So
For anyone that has got
One of these moments themselves
Hey what's wrong with you
You want to have a little rant out for yourself
Then let us know
Send them in on the RealTalking Hotline
07 470 488 096
Or email them in
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Again
I don't know why I have the
Twitter on there
Apart from the spam ones
It's the stupid
Does anyone actually use
Twitter as a social
I mean to be fair I've not been on it for
Weeks and weeks
So there could be a DM on there
And if there is I do apologise
Because I don't go on there
I just struggle with talking
It's like my power's been done there
Could be
There is one I apologise
You're better off emailing or
Sliding in the DMs on the hotline
But otherwise yeah
Links are always in the descriptions anyway
For all of those
Socials
Which again there is an op-plot
But we will start off with the emails
So
Starting off with Kirsty
So she says sorry I couldn't
Catch what JD said
Was it serious or a mistake
So as she says last week's
Fun audio now
So
So Kirsty's response to the week
The week before Hansara
Because last week she says
She had
A bit of a stupid confrontation
With the lad that she's seen
And she asked
Wondering why
Men found the time of the month awkward
So
Mom was just the usual
Bit of seriousness, bit of a piss take
It was mainly advice though
So
In general because
Young men don't understand the
Process properly of the
Monthlies
They're just finding it awkward so they don't
Know what to expect
Know what's going on but the advice
Was in general you know just
Don't
Take anything out on them unless they deserve
It really you know so don't throw your
Mood swings at them
And then if you're asking them to get
You any products be specific
Take a picture of it, screenshot it
Or literally a direct link
Whatever show them exactly what you want
Because I've done it before
I've ended up getting like five different products
And I think it was still wrong
There because there's that many different choices but
Yeah that was
The gist of it essentially
I'll save that prick for a little bit
Again Lauren
Says couldn't hear properly but hopefully
You had fun in Liverpool, we did yeah
That was great
It's such a shame that you know
The audio situation
Did happen because it was such a
Different
I know I thought a funny one
Yeah it was a good
Session but
Yeah these things happen
Yeah it was a shame
But yeah Lauren has asked
If you were a kitchen appliance
Which one would you be?
Which one would you be mate?
So I'd say I'd be an air fryer
Because I'm so versatile
You know literally
With an air fryer you can do pretty much anything
You can do anything, I think you can bake
Some of them kind of
Yeah you can cook bacon, sausages
Chicken, your chips
Any food in general
And you can do
A local bread in there if you want
Yorkshire puddings, just
First off, it's a bit of a weird question to ask
But
We're here to answer it
I have no idea mate
I think
For a lot of women out there
They're always hot and cold
I mean again
Kitchen appliances
They literally are
In general
You're either hot or cold
Your oven heats up, it cools down
Your fridge is cold all the time
So you're either cold or frosty if you're a fridge
Yeah again
I'm just looking around
Microwave
You know
I'm not a fan of
Microwave
Hot or
Defrost mode, there's not much variation in that
Toaster
Again
You just heat up
I'll probably just have chose the best one
As an answer already
Just for Versatazer
Yeah
We're sitting in the kitchen
Just literally looking at everything
I don't know
I don't think there's
Much else that we've tried to choose
Again, blender
I'm trying to think outside the box now
What's not on the work tops
Blender
I don't know because you mash things up
I can't answer that
I really don't know how to do
I probably should have told you this before you decided
Just so
Yeah
Right so
Ashley's going to struggle again
No, extract the fan
Because you're always breathing
Let me think on that one
I just
I won't delete this email
So I'll try to remind you
I need to think of some witty now as well
Yeah
Right so thanks for that Lauren
I'll try and remind you
Roly, she's done the same
Asking what my advice was
Because she couldn't catch it properly
So her question last week was
Since we're
Us two are both happy married
Questionable with JD sometimes
Oh yeah
What are your best tips for getting
A partner and staying happy
We pretty much
Did say the same thing really
Yeah but you did go over how
More you don't
Sit there and go I love my girlfriend
We couldn't know that aspect
So you want to
So yeah in general I did do the
Usual witty banter shit
Because it is
That's why you're an air fryer
It's versatile
To be fair he was pretty versatile
Because he was driving, changing
Lines, not hugging a light
Doing the podcast, looking at you sat down
That was pretty versatile
Keeping an eye on the speed as well
That is the air fryer in you
Yeah man
Some five kitchen appliances
Next week mate I'm telling you
Well again
I probably should have gone over these
Emails because Miles has asked a question
On that
I'm sorry Ash I'm sorry
It's all the prep
Two organoids with his podcast
Yeah so
What was it again
So yeah getting a partner
I was just honest from day one
This is what I am, this is who I am
I'm an air fryer
And then
The main thing for staying
Happy really is just having
The awkward conversations
The horrible ones
If you're pissed off about something
Say air it out, get it straight out
Because you can't
Sit there fucking
Just getting annoyed, being annoyed
About something that's done you ready
Air it straight out
Because yeah it doesn't work
I mean I think it certainly just
Popped in my head, I didn't say it last week
I think that's why our French friend group
Has always been
In general strong
Because when we were out together
People would think we're not friends
Because we're always slagging each other off
Now he's a part of the jest
And the banter and that of the group
I am getting older
Obviously I'm getting older
But it's just like
Even in the group
You ask a question and you just get
Like four responses which is getting slagged
Sometimes I don't even put stuff in there
No more, it's just like
You don't get the response, you just get slagged
Yeah
I'm glad I don't fucking
Partake in that WhatsApp group
It's too much
Especially when you get pictures of
Someone destroying the toilet bowl
But it is what it is
So yeah
Hopefully that was enough for your
Roller
Jess has asked
If you had to eat one food
Or dish daily for the rest of your life
What would it be?
So
Again I don't know if we've had this question
Or if Bob just said it but
In general if it wasn't so unhealthy
I'd eat pizza every day
Pizza is a good one
But then again
Sunday roast as well
So
You've got that many different
Meats you can with the roast dinner
You can have it so many different ways
Because you can have it with mash or with
Roasters or with a
You can switch up your veg
No I get that but I do like a nice Sunday dinner
Rarely, like once a month
I don't like it
You've not really got into that sport
Because you never had a good one growing up
Roast dinner that is
Yes
That is a good one actually
What? The comment?
Or the question?
The sundyping sheet
It's versatile mate
Air fryer isn't it?
It's like the air fryer of food
You're going to be dwelling on that tonight
Honestly even I'm like
For me
I think it would be a pizza
Just because
There's a lot of different ways to have it
Because even just as a basic
Essentially
Cheesy garlic bread
Is kind of like a pizza
Because it's just bread and melted cheese
Because you can buy
The pizza bases
Where it's just cheese garlic on
Is a sundy roast
Sunday dinner your favourite food?
Your favourite meal
I like to cook yeah
Not so much
So if you were to have a last meal
What would that be?
It probably would
I'm just thinking
It wouldn't be for me that
It would still be a sundy roast
If it was the last meal
I'd have a selection of several meats
As well
And then yeah
Just all the trimmings
So if you didn't put the wild on with it
You know like in a hypothetical situation
Would it still be a sundy roast?
Or could we have a takeaway every day
For it?
Because I'm thinking
You like a good fish and chips as well right?
So let's split it up
Let's add a bit more context to it
So weight wise
If you could have one specific takeaway
Every day
And it not be an issue
What would you go for?
And then the other after we
Using a takeaway
So a takeaway
I'm gonna go KFC
Yeah
Okay
It's just so expensive though
I did have one the other week
The gig was
Do you remember the Hot Rods box meal?
Fuck man the BBQ Ranch box meal
They give you it
And then they take it away
Fuckers and then they give you a fucking
Supercharger
Who has a Supercharger?
Don't even get me started on that
Do you remember I got a KFC
And then a cooked meal
You know actually I'm gonna challenge one actually
Italian chicken
With pasta
I did that the other night but not with the pasta
I just did some chips with it
Yeah because I fucking
I do love that actually
That was the
Any time we used to go to the port
We used to get the Italian style chicken
It's just chicken parmose
The Northern folk
Northern folk
Buttered chicken
The pasta sauce
The red tomato resource
And some cheese on top
Just because you just mentioned
North up north
Have you seen the two girls by the one girl
Mourning about the ice cream
Being £9 I think for a screwball £4.50
She said got two of them
Didn't want cash
She said
Back home
£1, £2 max for them
Something like that as well
Why was she so grown up in the North
But looked so
She looked like going wrong
Yeah it was the pissed off face
Didn't want my cash
I've not seen the direct clip
It was someone else reacting to me
That's why I don't know all fully
She was a funny little girl
The sisters weren't there
Yeah, proper pissed off about an ice cream
What would yours be
The takeaway
Home cooked would be the roast dinner
And then yeah, takeaway pizza
What pizza
Papa John's
Papa John's expensive
I think I've only ever had one Papa John's
When I'm feeling a little bit
Flush, not bothered about
Pushing the boat out, spending a little bit extra on the pennies
Then yeah, it's always Papa John's
What would you have?
What pizza from Papa John's
It's sausage and pepperoni
So it's
Literally as I just said
Pepperoni, sausage
A little bit of extra Italian seasoning
Over top as well
It's fucking nice
Do you have a stuffed crust
Again, when I'm in the mood for it, I'll have a stuffed crust as well
Because I like the dips with Papa John's as well
The garlic and herb sauce dip
That don't always have it
But honey mustard as well
Okay, it's beautiful
What's their desserts like
Because I know with Domino's
You get the cookies, which I do like the cookies
That's fair
I think
For Papa John's
I'm trying to remember
Again, I'm going to have to get this all
You're getting a Papa John's tonight
I'm on my own tonight as well
Missy's out of her friends tonight
She's got a spa day tomorrow
Which I had that conversation the other day
If you're coming back Saturday
You either come home before or after the football
That's it, yeah
Don't come during
Because I'm not about that
I'm not about getting disturbed during the football
Cracks me off that course
Papa John's, let me have a look at how much these prices are
On Papa John's
Because I remember going to one before and I was like
I ain't paying that
Because a lot of the time, they've got the deals
So essentially you spend like 40 pounds, you get 40%
Yeah, you get like 40%
Up and for all of you
I see one here, buy one, get one free
Yeah, they've got a lot lower than that
So while you're just checking the prices
They've got Cinnapie sticks
Which that's new, I've never seen that before
Giant cookie
Chocolate chip cookie
Chocolate brownies
They do all the Ben and Jerry's ice creams as well
So yeah, chocolate brownies
Cookie doughs
And yeah, Cinnapies
So I don't often
Get puddings though, to be fair
I know we had a Bang You pudding last week
Oh mate, that was fucking nice that was, yeah
That whole food was nice
So now, two large pizzas, two classic
Sides and two large
And a large drink, 30 quid, that ain't too bad
Yeah, and just so we're not
Sponsored by Papa John's
But if they do want to sponsor us for our free
Pizzas
Yeah, we're open to it
So again, I'm looking on the
Deals at the moment, big match bundle
Two large pizzas, two sides
Large drink, 30 quid, and it shows
The price that it should be
It's 67.85
Is what it should be
But you get the deal
Well mate, that fucking giant
Chocolate chip cookie looks fucking nice mate
Yep
You all still on your diet kid?
Nah, finish it tonight mate
So tomorrow you're getting a Papa John's then
Oh yeah, you've got the dips here as well
Before you make BBQ, tomato and herb, hot buffalo, garlic and herb
And special garlic as well
Yeah, so as I say, it's not all the time
They'll have the honey mustard one
But yeah, when it's ever on, if you ever see it, get some
You know, 25%
Online orders
40% off and all that
They do have a lot of vouchers
Because I find that their discounts
Are better than the Domino's
But the pizza's better than Domino's as well
I don't know about you
I think I've only had one, as I said
Once, I was a wall ago though mate
So get yourself one tomorrow when you back off the diet
And yeah, treat yourself
The phone away
After the phone away I should say
It's worth it man
They do chicken wings as well
Yeah, they've got a good selection
So it's the little chicken bites as well
Which is sort of like the little
They do cheesy potato cuts
And bacon
And bacon, a bit of cinnamon as well
Fucking hell mate
Yeah
I'm a bit worried about the audio listeners
Actually you're literally dribbling right now
No, because I've said
Yeah, Philly cheesesteak
Is that like a foal?
Where's that?
Yeah, so it's almost like a
Cow zone, those are
Puppadeers
So yeah, it's kind of like a mix between
A cow zone and a quesadilla
Right, right
Is the way that they are
Mate, actually I'm all, I'll do one of these soon
I'll do one of these now, maybe I'll show you
No, there's got to be one closer
Because when I was living
Not far from here, I used to order them up
Oh, I didn't say
I didn't say
So
Thanks for that
Did we finish answering that question though?
I don't know, we just got off then
Roast dinner, there's a homemade one
Pizza is the takeaway for today
Mine was KFC and then Italian chicken
That's the one, yeah, so thanks for that question
Jess, yeah, thank you
Do you want to do a top
Five now?
Or should we give you it and then we'll do it next week?
Mate, I'm an air fryer
No, it doesn't work
I'm a hot pot
I'll just boil one
You're a slow cooker
You can be a slow cook, because it takes you a while to warm up
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm quite bland
Where everyone loves your stew
The slow cooker and air fryer
That's a spin off podcast
A stew though
I love a good stew
I used to use my slow cooker a lot
Because it was when I was single
I'd get it all prepped in the morning
Whack it in and then go out
Graff all day, get back, walk in that door
Oh, the smells
My nan used to make the best fucking stew
Dumplings
Fucking building in a big pot
Put the bread in it
Cada does a good stew now
The first one's weren't as good
But she's
Well, it all takes a bit of practice
I mean, they're not hard
She's never done one before
But they're really nice now
I love the oxo cubes
I see
How many oxo cubes do you put in yours?
It depends on what ones I've used
Because if it's the cheaper quality ones
Then I'll probably
To be fair, I don't tend to get the oxo cubes
I'll use the bavarok cubes
Because they're a bit more beefy on the taste
But they're good bavarok
Right, so Miles
He will do the top five
So he's asked to do a top five on alcohol drinks
So I think next week we'll get
Two lists on that
Because alcohol and then cocktails
I'm thinking
Because you're done
When you're away you're a bit
You're a bit more assessed
So, Miles, we'll do that next week
We'll have two lists for you on that
So thanks for those emails
And then
It's all about the prep
I've got it all ready
We've got the hotline
Hot taps
When the hotline starts
Working properly
So
We'll start off with Carl
Hard to listen but still quality
Fair play to you, mate
If you had the chance
This was a good question actually
If you had the chance, would you explore the ocean or space?
Space
All day long
Space
Just get me up there, mate
It's a
I think
I don't know why but when I read this the other day I thought
If you explore in the ocean
You lock enclosed
I don't know if it's because of that submarine thing that happened in my head
That you're trapped if you're in the ocean
You can't get anywhere
But even though in the vacuum of space you can't really go anywhere apart from being in your ship
Just felt like it was just a better option
I think you just got a better view in you
And there's more to explore
Yes
But saying that
Apparently we know more about space
And how that works
Then you see
Because we've already
Allegedly
Yeah, allegedly
Because
It's what the Illuminati want us to believe
Want us to actually know
Erm
But yeah
But I think just my union spaceship
Seeing alien like
Oi
Yeah
We're all Jeff
Hi Jeff
Is it the middle line?
Yeah, we're lucky
So that's space or that, yeah?
Yeah, space definitely
I would love
But I could never do it financially
Definitely not financially
No
And it'd be a bit scary
We know the ones where
I don't know if we still do them anymore
But you remember when like
They used to do those
Just to go out of space and just come back in
Yeah
You had Virgin
And then
Erm
Amazon did their stature
Yeah, Bayes lost to it as well
There's two of them
And I think Elon Musk started wanting to do one as well
Yeah
I think it was about 200 grand
Yeah
So yeah
If we won the lottery
We could afford to do it
Yeah
But that'd be great
Wouldn't it, just to do that?
Yeah
Yeah, it'd be nice, yeah
Because again
Because a couple of minutes of feeling weightless as well
And then they're drowning in like
Yeah
Some cathodes on
Fuck
Yeah
Erm
But
Noah
Again, appreciate you trying to listen to that
And then Noah
Said
Had to skip to the questions section
Erm
What did JD say he would do with the situation
So Noah asked
Erm
What would you do if you pulled a girl in the North Club
And the club
And turned out to be a dude
Yeah
No
This, I remember
Actually we spoke about this
No
I think JD
Old JD to now new JD
I think you need to do
What you would do now
And what you would do
Old JD
Top Shaggy JD
Yeah, so essentially
I don't know why you're laughing mate
Because I know what you would have done
No, because even back then
I was versatile
Obviously
Yeah
He was an air forward before there was a thing mate
Erm
Yeah, so now I wouldn't even be in the club
Because it was too old
Fucking
Unless there's a seat
If we could sit down in a club
That'd be great
I'm not on about the OP area
I'm on about if you could just sit down
And then
I don't know, the music's pretty loud in the clubs
Yeah, but I'm on about the clubs when it is good music in them
I love it's not too loud
So essentially I'm poor
But
I don't know
I used to hate clubs back then
And I imagine I'd still would
When you could
The bass
Yeah
We could hear
You couldn't hear the song or
Whatever
Like the tune or just the bass a bit
Yeah
Oh no
The
Yeah
Times were hard weren't they
The struggle was real mate
So yeah, essentially these days
Wouldn't be in the clubs so it wouldn't have happened
Back in the day
The conclusion of it was
Essentially
I would do the bumming
Not be bumming
It probably would have happened that way
But I wouldn't have
I wouldn't have done any
Speeds to them
No, because like
I think like imagine
Yeah
You're in the club
Yeah
You haven't kissed her or have you kissed her
No but you
You would have
This is what I said last week
We would have already
Kissed them to say let's go back and be
Yeah, so I would have liked to have assumed that
Somebody
Yeah
While doing the kissing before actually going back to the gap
I would have felt the bulge
Yeah
Because obviously they're going to be getting aroused
Right, but if they didn't feel the bulge and you was like
Let's go back
Yeah
And then
What would have happened then mate
As I say
Back then I probably would have done the bumming
Yeah
I wouldn't have been bummed
But yeah
It might have happened that way
I don't know
Because again I did say this last week
Tones were different back then
No
15 years ago
It wasn't as open
You know it was hard for us to get into the gay clubs as well
You know we did it for about six months and then the bouts have stopped letting us in
Because we weren't gay
If we had to go I wouldn't have to
Yeah
Because we used to prefer going to them on the back end of the clubbing dance
Because there was less drama
And everyone wanted to be out and have a good time
And there was open la la as well
Yeah
But yeah they just thought no you're not gay so you're not coming in
Which was a shame
Because that one of them was really cheap
It was like £2 a drink all night essentially
The DVA
I can't remember what it was
The DVA was like £20 and you have free drinks as long as you kept your cup
Remember that one
Yeah
I've seen some
But the thing that I don't like about gay clubs is the toilets
Because you do have like men and women in there
Yeah
And all like this frosted glass that's good too but it's not frosted
Yeah
And then
And there's lube in there like free lube
I told you remember that in the gay clubs
Yeah yeah
Free lube free condoms
I think it was like free blue pills as well
Yeah because it was to help
I remember my pockets were full by the way out with that yeah
It was to help promote safe sex
You know trying to keep a lid on the AIDS
On the hivik
Yeah no sorry yeah so oh jay day
I probably would have done the bombing
Would have done the bombing and enjoyed it
Yeah and then last but not least
Obviously it's James
Right
So yeah best episode yet
Ash should be on his own more often
Long live Klopp
You know he might as well not turn up on Saturday
So obviously he's referencing the FA Cup game
He's got a bit of balling mate
Yeah yeah he loves it he loves it you know he didn't have to sign up last week
He did and then he's come back again
He just likes the response he loves winding you up
But again he wouldn't have even heard how I slagged him off last week
I mean to be fair I think I slagged him off much
But now James is all you know arm slap
We'll see what happens with him next season
It's going to be a difficult one the transition for Liverpool
And then yeah if you well I know James has listened to driving with Jay Day
He's probably going to be the first one to message back about it you know
So I'm sure I can't wait to see his comment
Have his take on my little rant that I did have this morning
But yeah you know if you know he'd have got a new manager that's looking hopefully
For next season now as well
Then we'll be in the same boat next season together
You know and we'll see who finishes better next season
So he gets you over league next season
Yeah let's see who gets it
And let's see if we've both still got the same manager that we start the season off with at the end of the season
Well that's a good shot actually
I think no I think if Liverpool
I think more likely Liverpool would keep their manager
Then Manu I think if they bring someone in and he doesn't turn around like that
Next Chelsea Manu would be hiring and firing I think
Yeah I don't want to call it this
He wants it done quick doesn't he? That Radcliffe wants Irving now
I don't know what he wants
I wanted to give him the summer transfer to see what happened
But just this last couple of days and that it's just been ridiculous
And it's hard drawing euros or world cup with the transfers
Because the idea you'd want to get them through the doors as soon as possible
But it's hard with the euros because you don't want to pay us head to be distracted or anything like that
And again you know trying to find a manager with everything that's going on
Everyone that's left mutually and been sacked and all these bollocks
It's just ridiculous
Out of what's there who would you have as the Manu's manager if they do get rid of Tanah?
Well like who's there? Anyone that's been mentioned who would you want?
So the only one that hasn't been linked with them at the moment
Almiron from Sporting Lisbon
So Liverpool looked at getting him but then I think they agreed on a compensation
And then Ben Sporting says no we want more
So only because he seems to be an interesting manager
Patsch overrated, Tukal, again sacked from everywhere
He's had falling out with all of them
Again we don't need another ex Chelsea manager
Both of them are ex Chelsea, don't need it
Kieran McKenna, I loved the look of him
He was one of Alok and the social stars coaches and all the players were slagging them off back then
So nothing could change if he becomes it
I think for him he should take the Brighton job if it's on the cards
I think he should take the Chelsea job either
Chelsea is a public career and that
I get what you're saying but I think a young manager with Chelsea now
Just build something for him, build, build, build
A young manager yes but one that's already been around a little bit because there's too many egos in that Chelsea
He's got two promotions
Yeah but as I say back to when he was coached with Manu and Oli
Manu back then I remember when they had one just down tours which is pretty much every season
But I don't think any manager could have got that same going
The one that Ali Khan is so sure of after Ronaldo left
Sorry sorry sorry before Ronaldo came in
That was before Ronaldo came in he left
Solskjaer got Ronaldo I mean
Yeah but didn't that Kieran McKenna leave before Ronaldo came back?
No
He was still there?
Yeah because he was there literally because
How long ago did Ronaldo leave now then?
Last January, he was gone, January before
He did the interview with Pears Morgan
That was why he left essentially
So yeah there's too much of a merry-go-round so yeah because
He hasn't been linked with them then yeah Almiron from Sporting Lisbon
Otherwise what's available again Thomas Frank
Because he has been linked he's the only one that he's done well enough with Brentford
And he's not been at the top club and done shit
So yeah probably just him out of the choices that have been thrown out so far
But I don't want Ten Aigle to go
I think he's been thrown under the bus this season
70 odd injuries throughout the season
It was something like 19 different centre-back partnerships throughout the season as well
Casamiro has been playing the centre-back the last couple of weeks
It's just a broken team, he's not been back properly
Obviously there's been the issues with the left back all season
Had Reguilon on loan from Tottenham
Half-way through the season he can go back
When the new Malassia still was nowhere near to be fit
And Luke Shaw has always seemed to be injured
He's been injury prone this season
For the last few years he's been alright
So yeah he's just not been backed
He's been thrown under the bus by players on board all around and it's ridiculous
I think with the right staff around
He's still got coaches from the Solskjaer era, Jose era and that as well
He hasn't got all the staff that he wants
And then the medical department, God knows what's going on with that
So I think if he was properly backed and given not necessarily his team
But a new team around him of coaches and all that
Then it would be a better opportunity
Because at least then he could say alright then
You give me the staff that I need and I've not been able to do it then
Yeah, I'll go
But he hasn't, they've literally just
This is the guy that said I'll be following him for Anthony, it's a good deal
Yeah he's gonna say that but he's not the one signing the cheque
Yeah but still hits his name on the signing
Yeah but again if Edward Woodenco had done it at the beginning of the transfer window
It would have been 50
I know it still would have been too much
Have you seen that man going round with that Adnick
Because you know when he came on and he was doing his eyebrow things
Have you not seen none of that?
I don't think I've seen it
You know when he's coming on there's something he's like
Well he's always doing the people's eyebrows essentially
Because again they were slagging him off when he was doing the pirouette and all that as well
Yeah then he misplaced the pass after he got it
But it's fucking shit
Well again he's had a hard season at the beginning with all the allegations
Of beating his misses off and all that
Yeah there's just too many players
Not playing for the badge
They don't care
I don't think no footballers play for the badge now just for the wide generally
The majority yeah
Yeah I mean it's probably like one or two
Yeah you know they can't all be Kevin Nolans can they
Shyam is calm man
Yeah
You know what I'm saying there's not many people like that
Not really these days
Everyone goes to Man U4
I've heard that Bruno Fernandes wants to double his money
200 grand
That's bollocks
Fucking hell I'm paying him 400 grand a week
Do you think that's a load of bollocks?
Yeah because he'd get that if he goes to Saudi
But yeah I think because the papers were saying that he's going to leave at the end of the season whatever
And then he comes out on the TV and says if they want me to stay I'll stay
But if they want me to go I'll leave
He's arsed he's not arsed
But yeah if he did go to Saudi then he can
He'd be earning 400 grand a week easily
Jordan Henderson could go there and get 700 grand a week then yeah
I've already got my eyes on the glass
Too many people have forgotten about the glazers actually owning the majority of the club still
And it's ridiculous
So I'm just hoping there's a miracle tomorrow
I mean to be fair I haven't got to work tomorrow now
So from 12 o'clock I'm drinking
And it will either be good drinks or bad drinks
So yeah and that's another reason why I've told Missy to either come home before or after
Maybe come home after I think might be best
Yeah I know
Come home after if you want
Yeah and I definitely won't be drinking the Stella tomorrow as well
Because she's definitely going to dig dead
Well yeah James always appreciated mate
Yeah well I'll have to get you a new teddy for Arn Slott and his replacement after that as well
But you'll probably have Gerard soon
Arn Slott might get sacked and then Gerard will come in as an interim
I can see that happening
I can see that happening actually now you've mentioned that
Yeah you know get Jamie Carragher as number two for a couple of months as well
You wouldn't want that would you
Hey so what about the bachelor? What about energy?
So yeah hopefully you've enjoyed that
I wanted to leave James right to the end to see if he does listen to the end as well
He will he loves it loves it
He might think he's saving the best to last mate
He might do I'm not saying we did
But yeah nah love it as always James you know we're joking
So yeah as always hope you enjoyed share it like it follow if you don't already subscribe all that jazz
You know what to do don't need to keep reminding us but we have to
And yeah keep it real
Peace
Oh so sly their chemistry's electric
You can't deny