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How we all doing everyone?
Welcome to Driving with JD yet again
Firstly I just do wanna apologize again for last week's episode
The audio technical issues
Well, all I can really say about that is
Don't let Ashley be in charge of the laptop
Nah, we was rushing getting to Liverpool and that
So that's my fault not paying attention properly as we have set it up
Doing the old van camp
There has been a couple of messages
Fair play for any of you that did listen and give it a go
I know that a few of you tried
Apart from hearing Ashley, it was me, you couldn't hear me
Because the microphones weren't plugged in properly essentially
But thanks for that anyway, thanks for giving it a go
But we'll get those issues sorted out
And hopefully it never happens again
Onward and so forth for the next road trip
We haven't planned yet but we will do at some point
We will try and keep you up with different variations of our lovely experiences
But anyway, I just wanna get onto the old nitty-gritty
Why I'm actually doing this Driving with JD today
So I've woken up this morning, it's Friday
The day before the FA Cup final
Man City, Man United, massive game
And I'm seeing reports from last night
That fucking Kieran McKenna, as well as he's done
With it switching that
Omar Braga and Wilcox, Braga's unbelievable
Braga's on bloody gardening leave from Man City
So he hasn't even officially started for Man United yet
And then Wilcox, they've had unofficial talks with Kieran McKenna
And then it's come out afterwards
They've had the same with Thomas Tukau, Riccio Pocicino, Thomas Frank
God knows fucking who else
But boy, leading up to the biggest game of Eric Tenhawks Manchester United career
And the biggest game of the majority of the senior squad's career as well
Not including the likes of Vran and Casimiro
Because they've been there, they've done it all, they've won it all
Johnny Evans, not knocking the lads
Well, he's the same age as me, he's not a lad, he's an adult, he's a man
And he's the only one in the team with a Premier League title behind him
That actually knows what it's like to be there and do it all as well
But the rest of these players, they don't know, they don't understand
So leading up to this game, all they should be doing is just focusing on the game
But then you've got stupid reports like this coming out
And it's just going to blow everyone's heads
Eric Tenhawks is going to be pissed off
The players, the ones that should be leaving are going to be thinking
Oh, that's great, a new manager's coming in, I'm going to stay again then
Have another 12 months of doing fuck all, playing shit
And then potentially run the contract down and try and get a big payday
You know, the likes of Jesse Lingard, Paul Pogba and all that from years gone by
But a lot of these players have already played underneath Kieran McKenna
Because he was one of the coaches for Oligon and Solskjaer
And we was all there back in the day
Oh, he's at the wheel, fucking singing the songs, all happy and everything
But then these players, two years later, threw Oli under the bus
Kieran McKenna on the bus
And also Moel Koerkerk under the bus
And now these same players have got older, the boss again
And they're throwing Eric Tenhawks underneath it as well
And it's just absolutely ridiculous
I can't believe how many times the owners and the board members of Manchester United
Are still just going to keep making the same mistakes over and over again
When are they going to realise it's not the manager, it's the fucking players
They're not all of them, I'm not saying it's all of them
But there's a group of them in there that are doing this year in year out
Fucking pathetic, you know
And Wayne Rooney said it the other week
It's miraculously we've got only three injuries for this game tomorrow now
Which I always knew was going to be the case
But, you know, just...
Footballers are too fucking soft these days
You know, oh, I've hurt my toe, I'm not playing
I fucking nearly broke my ankle a few weeks ago
I've still been going out grafting and that for pennies
Pennies compared to what these people earn
Absolutely ridiculous
But sticking on to Manchester United
Why would you interview other managers and let it get public?
Now, I understand you've got to have potential replacements set up
In case you ever need to get rid of the manager
But why is it getting leaked out?
You know, it's just an absolute shit show
Shit show of just...
It's a lack of professionalism
How can they do that?
You know, it's one of the biggest companies
Because that's what the seed themselves has
A company, not a football club
Because football clubs care about the fans
But fucking the owners, the hierarchy in Manchester United
Don't care about the fans
It's ridiculous
So this company can't even run their systems properly
You've got the other day, Dan Ashworth
Who'd have been trying to poach from Newcastle for months now
Getting leaked that him and Omar Brada
Again, as I say, on Gardenleave, the pair of them
Emails between the pair of them
That's got accidentally sent to Newcastle's email address as well
And how can you do that?
If you've got to have an affair on your partner
You don't send them the saucy fucking pictures as well, do you?
You know, it's just absolutely ridiculous
I don't know what's going on with this club these days
I just hope to God that it's all bollocks that's come out this week
And that Eric and the players can actually ignore it all
Go out there tomorrow
Get stuck in and fucking show them
What playing for Manchester United is all about
Because if I was Eric
I would have got them all sat down in the cinema room
Which, let's face it, Old Trafford and Carrington
Probably haven't got a cinema room
Because they've got fucking leaks everywhere
And not just from the dressing room
Fucking the roof into the media from the players and everything
So hopefully he's hired out somewhere substantial
Got the TV on, put on Amazon Prime
And made them watch the 99 documentary
Now I know times are different
But playing for the club isn't different
And they should all have the same passion, the same energy
Listening to Ananari on the overlap the other day
You know, he's saying all the right things
And I'm hoping he means it
I hope he does
But the need to show it on the pitch
So if any of them did happen to stumble across this as well
Get your heads down
Get stuck in it
And fucking show that you mean it
That you love the club
There's no good pointing at the badge or pointing at your head
Or shushing the fans or anything
Just because you've scored a goal once in a blue moon
And fucking put your fucking heart on the line every time
That's what you're supposed to be doing
So get out there and show that blue fucking half of the city
That it's not all about money
It's about the passion
It's about the energy
Fucking get the win
And that's what we need
Because that's what we need
So that's the rant over anyway
For now at least
You know, I'm still driving
There could be something that does my head in
But it's a lot clearer, will be
But yeah, I just wanted to get that off my chest
Literally I've been hearing it, seeing it all morning
It's just really eating away at me
But yeah, we're still going to get another record
Well, you know, as long as nothing happens
Throughout today
I shall be going back to Ashley's
Back to the studio
Getting another record done
So these are having a little bruise city this week
Two little episodes
Well, the normal episode won't be a little one
We've got a few questions
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I know this isn't
This one wasn't going to be everyone's cup of tea
But you know, for the few people that do enjoy it
I'm sure James has sat there
Having a little giggle thinking
Pathetic JD
Crow in a Bay
Manchester United
Well, you know, we'll be seeing you crow next season
Won't we might?
But yeah, always appreciate it
Hope you've had a good week
And we shall be speaking to you again momentarily
Well, probably tomorrow depends on how quick I get this out
And then do the next one
Well, yeah, hope you've enjoyed it
See you later
Peace
Thank you