1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:10,080 The podcasts do fun with a side of wicked ready 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,080 Cause you won't wanna quit 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:16,000 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,560 The real talk and podcast never fails 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,080 Grab your headphones, get ready to groove 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,960 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,520 The banter that's witty and no-souls fly 12 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:39,120 Their chemistry's electric, you can't deny 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,920 How we all doing everyone? 14 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,920 Welcome to Driving with JD yet again 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,840 Firstly I just do wanna apologize again for last week's episode 16 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,040 The audio technical issues 17 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,720 Well, all I can really say about that is 18 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,200 Don't let Ashley be in charge of the laptop 19 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,520 Nah, we was rushing getting to Liverpool and that 20 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,920 So that's my fault not paying attention properly as we have set it up 21 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,240 Doing the old van camp 22 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,680 There has been a couple of messages 23 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:29,600 Fair play for any of you that did listen and give it a go 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,280 I know that a few of you tried 25 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:38,720 Apart from hearing Ashley, it was me, you couldn't hear me 26 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:43,600 Because the microphones weren't plugged in properly essentially 27 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,600 But thanks for that anyway, thanks for giving it a go 28 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:51,840 But we'll get those issues sorted out 29 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,560 And hopefully it never happens again 30 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,480 Onward and so forth for the next road trip 31 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,520 We haven't planned yet but we will do at some point 32 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:09,760 We will try and keep you up with different variations of our lovely experiences 33 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,600 But anyway, I just wanna get onto the old nitty-gritty 34 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,600 Why I'm actually doing this Driving with JD today 35 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:23,280 So I've woken up this morning, it's Friday 36 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,400 The day before the FA Cup final 37 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,000 Man City, Man United, massive game 38 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,840 And I'm seeing reports from last night 39 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:39,680 That fucking Kieran McKenna, as well as he's done 40 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,680 With it switching that 41 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:47,920 Omar Braga and Wilcox, Braga's unbelievable 42 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,960 Braga's on bloody gardening leave from Man City 43 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,360 So he hasn't even officially started for Man United yet 44 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:58,960 And then Wilcox, they've had unofficial talks with Kieran McKenna 45 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,760 And then it's come out afterwards 46 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:08,240 They've had the same with Thomas Tukau, Riccio Pocicino, Thomas Frank 47 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,960 God knows fucking who else 48 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:19,840 But boy, leading up to the biggest game of Eric Tenhawks Manchester United career 49 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:27,600 And the biggest game of the majority of the senior squad's career as well 50 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,920 Not including the likes of Vran and Casimiro 51 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,240 Because they've been there, they've done it all, they've won it all 52 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:39,200 Johnny Evans, not knocking the lads 53 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,920 Well, he's the same age as me, he's not a lad, he's an adult, he's a man 54 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:53,200 And he's the only one in the team with a Premier League title behind him 55 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,880 That actually knows what it's like to be there and do it all as well 56 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,920 But the rest of these players, they don't know, they don't understand 57 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:08,800 So leading up to this game, all they should be doing is just focusing on the game 58 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,080 But then you've got stupid reports like this coming out 59 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,840 And it's just going to blow everyone's heads 60 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,120 Eric Tenhawks is going to be pissed off 61 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,800 The players, the ones that should be leaving are going to be thinking 62 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,920 Oh, that's great, a new manager's coming in, I'm going to stay again then 63 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:30,480 Have another 12 months of doing fuck all, playing shit 64 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:36,480 And then potentially run the contract down and try and get a big payday 65 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:42,080 You know, the likes of Jesse Lingard, Paul Pogba and all that from years gone by 66 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:49,600 But a lot of these players have already played underneath Kieran McKenna 67 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,640 Because he was one of the coaches for Oligon and Solskjaer 68 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,640 And we was all there back in the day 69 00:04:54,640 --> 00:05:00,640 Oh, he's at the wheel, fucking singing the songs, all happy and everything 70 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,760 But then these players, two years later, threw Oli under the bus 71 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,520 Kieran McKenna on the bus 72 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,320 And also Moel Koerkerk under the bus 73 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,760 And now these same players have got older, the boss again 74 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,320 And they're throwing Eric Tenhawks underneath it as well 75 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,480 And it's just absolutely ridiculous 76 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:29,920 I can't believe how many times the owners and the board members of Manchester United 77 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:34,320 Are still just going to keep making the same mistakes over and over again 78 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:39,760 When are they going to realise it's not the manager, it's the fucking players 79 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:42,720 They're not all of them, I'm not saying it's all of them 80 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:46,400 But there's a group of them in there that are doing this year in year out 81 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,520 Fucking pathetic, you know 82 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,400 And Wayne Rooney said it the other week 83 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:57,440 It's miraculously we've got only three injuries for this game tomorrow now 84 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,720 Which I always knew was going to be the case 85 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,240 But, you know, just... 86 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,120 Footballers are too fucking soft these days 87 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,080 You know, oh, I've hurt my toe, I'm not playing 88 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,280 I fucking nearly broke my ankle a few weeks ago 89 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:14,160 I've still been going out grafting and that for pennies 90 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,000 Pennies compared to what these people earn 91 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,840 Absolutely ridiculous 92 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:21,040 But sticking on to Manchester United 93 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:27,680 Why would you interview other managers and let it get public? 94 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:33,680 Now, I understand you've got to have potential replacements set up 95 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,840 In case you ever need to get rid of the manager 96 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,600 But why is it getting leaked out? 97 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:44,080 You know, it's just an absolute shit show 98 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,360 Shit show of just... 99 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,880 It's a lack of professionalism 100 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,080 How can they do that? 101 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,320 You know, it's one of the biggest companies 102 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,920 Because that's what the seed themselves has 103 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,240 A company, not a football club 104 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,200 Because football clubs care about the fans 105 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,640 But fucking the owners, the hierarchy in Manchester United 106 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,240 Don't care about the fans 107 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,120 It's ridiculous 108 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,840 So this company can't even run their systems properly 109 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,120 You've got the other day, Dan Ashworth 110 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,040 Who'd have been trying to poach from Newcastle for months now 111 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,480 Getting leaked that him and Omar Brada 112 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,760 Again, as I say, on Gardenleave, the pair of them 113 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,920 Emails between the pair of them 114 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,640 That's got accidentally sent to Newcastle's email address as well 115 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,800 And how can you do that? 116 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,360 If you've got to have an affair on your partner 117 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,560 You don't send them the saucy fucking pictures as well, do you? 118 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,520 You know, it's just absolutely ridiculous 119 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,600 I don't know what's going on with this club these days 120 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:52,400 I just hope to God that it's all bollocks that's come out this week 121 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,240 And that Eric and the players can actually ignore it all 122 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,000 Go out there tomorrow 123 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,680 Get stuck in and fucking show them 124 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:05,040 What playing for Manchester United is all about 125 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,680 Because if I was Eric 126 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,120 I would have got them all sat down in the cinema room 127 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:15,600 Which, let's face it, Old Trafford and Carrington 128 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,600 Probably haven't got a cinema room 129 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,760 Because they've got fucking leaks everywhere 130 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,680 And not just from the dressing room 131 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,840 Fucking the roof into the media from the players and everything 132 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:29,600 So hopefully he's hired out somewhere substantial 133 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,120 Got the TV on, put on Amazon Prime 134 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:36,640 And made them watch the 99 documentary 135 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:37,920 Now I know times are different 136 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,800 But playing for the club isn't different 137 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,600 And they should all have the same passion, the same energy 138 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,080 Listening to Ananari on the overlap the other day 139 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,960 You know, he's saying all the right things 140 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,320 And I'm hoping he means it 141 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,440 I hope he does 142 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,280 But the need to show it on the pitch 143 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:00,000 So if any of them did happen to stumble across this as well 144 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,160 Get your heads down 145 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,680 Get stuck in it 146 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,920 And fucking show that you mean it 147 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,880 That you love the club 148 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,760 There's no good pointing at the badge or pointing at your head 149 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,680 Or shushing the fans or anything 150 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,200 Just because you've scored a goal once in a blue moon 151 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:21,120 And fucking put your fucking heart on the line every time 152 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,480 That's what you're supposed to be doing 153 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,720 So get out there and show that blue fucking half of the city 154 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,200 That it's not all about money 155 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,240 It's about the passion 156 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,200 It's about the passion 157 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,080 It's about the energy 158 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:33,680 Fucking get the win 159 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,960 And that's what we need 160 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,000 Because that's what we need 161 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,080 So that's the rant over anyway 162 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:42,480 For now at least 163 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,080 You know, I'm still driving 164 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,480 There could be something that does my head in 165 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:48,480 But it's a lot clearer, will be 166 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,440 But yeah, I just wanted to get that off my chest 167 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,440 Literally I've been hearing it, seeing it all morning 168 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,360 It's just really eating away at me 169 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:03,360 But yeah, we're still going to get another record 170 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,120 Well, you know, as long as nothing happens 171 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,000 Throughout today 172 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,520 I shall be going back to Ashley's 173 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,600 Back to the studio 174 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,200 Getting another record done 175 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,480 So these are having a little bruise city this week 176 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,000 Two little episodes 177 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,520 Well, the normal episode won't be a little one 178 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,920 We've got a few questions 179 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,040 Always appreciate it 180 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,560 The hotline, the real talking hotline 181 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,400 0747 0 182 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,640 4AA 096 183 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,880 Keep your WhatsApp messages and that coming in 184 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,040 Email address 185 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,280 realtalkingpod.gmail.com 186 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,200 Obviously as always links are in description 187 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,160 I know this isn't 188 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,960 This one wasn't going to be everyone's cup of tea 189 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,760 But you know, for the few people that do enjoy it 190 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,120 I'm sure James has sat there 191 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,200 Having a little giggle thinking 192 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,360 Pathetic JD 193 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,160 Crow in a Bay 194 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:57,840 Manchester United 195 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,840 Well, you know, we'll be seeing you crow next season 196 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,960 Won't we might? 197 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,600 But yeah, always appreciate it 198 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,920 Hope you've had a good week 199 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,840 And we shall be speaking to you again momentarily 200 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,080 Well, probably tomorrow depends on how quick I get this out 201 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,360 And then do the next one 202 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,280 Well, yeah, hope you've enjoyed it 203 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,160 See you later 204 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:30,640 Peace 205 00:11:48,160 --> 00:12:05,840 Thank you