1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talking podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,360 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,720 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,880 They've can't refuse electric, you can't deny 14 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:54,400 How are we everyone? Welcome back to the real talking podcast with your host Ash and JD 15 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,400 Now Ash is actually back this week 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:02,400 He's still feeling a bit rough after having his head bummed off last week 17 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,400 Now there has been a message asking how you are 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,400 Because it was before I knew that you was ill 19 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,400 And all it just says that you couldn't do the podcast last week 20 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,400 Because you'd been pegged to hard bottom issues 21 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,400 And then it turned out you had been ill 22 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,400 Which wasn't pegging reality 23 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,400 I mean I don't know actually, you haven't told me if it was pegging related 24 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,400 It was definitely not pegging related 25 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Yeah so if Ash is a little bit lacklustre on the enthusiasm side 26 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,400 It is because he's still a bit pooly 27 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,400 And then as I said on the little video 28 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,400 I would start off with the correspondence 29 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,400 We are still going to do that 30 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,400 But unfortunately I forgot the hotline at home 31 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,400 Which is the missus fault 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,400 Because she moved things around and it was uncharged and I forgot it 33 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:08,400 So the hotline will definitely start off with your messages next week 34 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 The whatsapps 35 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,400 And still send them in 36 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:18,400 Appreciate it, 07 470 488 096 37 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,400 There is a good couple of messages on there 38 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Which again, because you haven't listened mate 39 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,400 You didn't listen to Driving with JD 40 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 I could have moved mate 41 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,400 It was only a short episode anyway 42 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,400 I was just creeping everyone on it 43 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:41,400 But yeah so I will start off with the emails that I've got 44 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,400 Because I can get them up on the phone 45 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,400 It's just the whatsapps 46 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,400 They're on the hotline 47 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,400 So as always James 48 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,400 He's coming at you 49 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Because there was a bit of back and forth already on last week's episode 50 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:02,400 But yeah he says lad you know that you ended your own season 51 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,400 Because there was a lay on whatsapp he says 52 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,400 Funny how you know that you ended Liverpool's season 53 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,400 Because when we batted them in the FA Cup quarter final 54 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,400 It was the reason why Liverpool went downhill really 55 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:22,400 So yeah, just coming back at that really 56 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Don't worry about Liverpool 57 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,400 Driving with JD was your best episode 58 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,400 Only 10 minutes of you talking shit 59 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,400 Which was quite good for James really 60 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:41,400 I think he must have sat on that for a couple of hours 61 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,400 Just thinking about it 62 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,400 While he was crying into his Jürgen Klopp pillow still 63 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,400 He's not wrong is he 64 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:57,400 Well I mean it was obviously a lot shorter than the couple of episodes that I did on my own 65 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,400 You can go back and listen to them 66 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,400 I did Aunt Betsy's taste testing there Lagers on the one of them 67 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,400 Which was a Sunday roast one, Apple crumble 68 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,400 I can't remember you'd have to go back and listen to that 69 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,400 It was just before Christmas if I remember rightly as well 70 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:21,400 But yeah, you don't have to talk about Liverpool again 71 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:25,400 I knew they were going to play poor against Crystal Palace anyway 72 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,400 All the injuries 73 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,400 Johnny Evans had failed a fitness test beforehand as well yet still played 74 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Casemiro's not sent back 75 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,400 I don't know what's going on with Wamsaka 76 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,400 We don't need to talk about how bad you know it had been 77 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,400 It's how bad Liverpool have been 78 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,400 And fought their Premier League title 79 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,400 But Liverpool have had a better season 80 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,400 Yeah they've had a better season than you know 81 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,400 Yeah 82 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,400 Just saying because you know 83 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:57,400 Man U should be beating Crystal Palace 84 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,400 They should be? 85 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,400 No I'm going to walk 86 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,400 I don't want you to 87 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,400 I can't, I don't know what I'm looking for 88 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,400 But you know what I'm saying 89 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,400 There's still enough there to give 90 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,400 Not to get done over for now, do you know what I mean? 91 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,400 Yeah but there isn't enough 92 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,400 No but they should be 93 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,400 If spend enough too, it should be 94 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,400 Again, so this spending argument 95 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,400 Because of Murta and that, they're overspent on players 96 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:28,400 Martin there should have been 40 million, not nearly 60 97 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,400 Anthony shouldn't have been 98 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,400 I think for most teams, especially Man Ut 99 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,400 The Chelsea, Man City, well the Premier League team 100 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,400 The Pro-Romanian players, they're over doing that 101 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Just because they know they'll be winning the player 102 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,400 Man City don't tend to overplay 103 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,400 No, no Neuroid there I see 104 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,400 I mean again it's hidden fees but 105 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,400 Even though they've got Erling Haaland 50 million 106 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,400 I think his dad's got something like 30 million 107 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,400 Everyone got something again 108 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:03,400 Yeah, Dortmund got more over overall 109 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,400 Yeah there was a lot of back-enders with that one anyway 110 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,400 No but all it was saying is like 111 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,400 Man you should never go to Chris Pallis and get done over for now 112 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,400 They shouldn't do 113 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,400 Do you know what I mean? That's literally all 114 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,400 Yeah they shouldn't do 115 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,400 But as I say with all the injuries and then 116 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:25,400 You know the lack of enthusiasm by a lot of the squad as well 117 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,400 Ericsson's legs are gone 118 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,400 Nobody is because I feel like 119 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,400 Because there's nothing to play for 120 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,400 In terms of the Premier League now 121 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,400 Because they're not going to get 122 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,400 No but there was, there was playing for Siegfried 123 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,400 Yeah but what does Siegfried get? 124 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,400 The Europa 125 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,400 The Europa conference or Europa? 126 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,400 No, Europa League yeah 127 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,400 Oh I mean do they really want to be in that next season? 128 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,400 I'm just saying 129 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,400 Well it's better than the conference and it's better than no European football 130 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,400 Because it's money, it's matchday revenue and that 131 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,400 No I get the revenue aspect 132 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,400 With the new pick Man U, near the season where 133 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,400 They're probably just in one competition 134 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:07,400 And just focus on that then Thursday, Sunday 135 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,400 But and just well bashed especially with all these injuries 136 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:16,400 Yeah I'd love to think if we do finish in eight 137 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:21,400 That again it just depends on what to do with the manager 138 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,400 And if they actually do get rid of a load of players 139 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,400 You know Dortmund want Sancho to stay 140 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,400 But is he going to be alone or are they actually going to follow him? 141 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Greenwoods, Rashford, is he going to go or not? 142 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,400 You know Casimiro, he's finished 143 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,400 He's not good enough for the Premier League anymore 144 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,400 He had a great last season but 145 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,400 I think that's all they had in him 146 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,400 Was just one year for the Premier League 147 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,400 Verranns going, Andy Martial's contract ended 148 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,400 I'm trying to think who's last person Man U signed 149 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,400 And has been good consistently 150 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:07,400 Because I mean I have Bruno Fernandes but he's consistent isn't he? 151 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:13,400 I think Bruno Fernandes doesn't get in 152 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,400 At Barcelona, Ram, Brian Mooney 153 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,400 It doesn't get into a top team 154 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,400 That's why he plays for Man U 155 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,400 Yeah, I mean we've gone over it before 156 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:29,400 When you haven't got the players playing well enough around you 157 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,400 That's why he's running around like a headless chicken 158 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,400 Because he's trying to make up for the lack of effort 159 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,400 With a lot of the rest of the squad 160 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,400 I think sometimes he's running around with choice 161 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,400 Because then he can say I would have run further 162 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,400 I forgot to say it's a lot of nothing 163 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,400 Because he's not doing anything 164 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,400 Just boy running around like a headless chicken 165 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:53,400 It just looks like he's running stats up well 166 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,400 Yeah, I don't think he's bothered about his running stats 167 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:01,400 He genuinely is trying but he lacks discipline 168 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,400 That's all, if he stayed where he was told to stay 169 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,400 And played the way he was told to 170 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,400 Then it would be a better performance 171 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,400 But no, he's running around and as I say 172 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,400 He's trying to track back 173 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,400 He's getting the ball from the goalkeeper 174 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,400 And then he's trying to ping these 40-50 yard balls 175 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,400 Yeah, they look good when they come up 176 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,400 And they go in the down and up 177 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,400 So yeah, it's just a lack of discipline for him 178 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,400 I'm sorry, we haven't gone down like what we do 179 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,400 We've only, sorry 180 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,400 We were talking about football 181 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,400 And I was just thinking that Man U should have 182 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,400 Yeah, they shouldn't do, no 183 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,400 I thought you were saying Man U would be short there 184 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,400 Christopher, no 185 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,400 Man U would be short there 186 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,400 Christopher Pallis deserved the win 187 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,400 And it was obvious again 188 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,400 Arsenal on the weekend 189 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,400 Half-4 kick-off I believe it is 190 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,400 Oh, is it Arsenal? 191 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,400 Arsenal on Sunday, yeah 192 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,400 Yeah, you're going to get Dominaro as well 193 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,400 In the FA Cup final 194 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,400 It ain't going to be a good season, is it? 195 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,400 No, it's never not, sorry 196 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,400 You never know though 197 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,400 Man U do turn up every now and again against Man City 198 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,400 Yeah 199 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,400 And that's what I was going to get to 200 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,400 Because it's almost like a lot of the team 201 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,400 Do play, like turn up against the top six essentially 202 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:24,400 So I wouldn't be surprised if we got a result against Arsenal on Sunday 203 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:27,400 As hard as it is for me to say this 204 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,400 I'd want Arsenal to win 205 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,400 Because I want Arsenal to win the Premier League over Man City 206 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,400 Evil hates not a good situation for Man fans 207 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,400 Because you're going to get Liverpool, City or Arsenal 208 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,400 Liverpool ain't going to win it, no chance 209 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,400 You know in terms of who could up 210 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,400 Yeah, yeah 211 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,400 But yeah 212 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Again, yeah, against Man City 213 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,400 They have turned up 214 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,400 It's down to injuries 215 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,400 If a couple of these players do get back 216 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,400 For the last two, three games 217 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,400 Get a bit of minutes beyond them into the legs 218 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,400 Then we will stand a better chance 219 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:10,400 But if we're putting Wamba Saka in the defence 220 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,400 Casamiro and then Johnny Evans who's still not fit 221 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:18,400 And 35, it's not a good enough team 222 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,400 I always, before when Johnny Evans saw him 223 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,400 I was just like, why? 224 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,400 Why was that a thing? 225 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:30,400 Again, there was trying to get Kim Min-Jae 226 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,400 Before he went to Bayern 227 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,400 But they just couldn't get their arses into gear 228 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,400 To sort out, to pay the release clause 229 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,400 And it was a mix with Harry Maguire 230 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,400 Not taking, accepting the bid to go to West Ham 231 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,400 Because they had no money 232 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,400 They couldn't afford to pay the release clause 233 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,400 I'm just thinking, you'd think Harry Maguire would move on as well 234 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,400 Because he's in his final year of contract now 235 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:00,400 I think he's got an extent of one year add-on still 236 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,400 So they could trigger that 237 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,400 So they're probably willing to trigger it 238 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,400 So he doesn't leave on a fret again 239 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,400 Unless they want to carry on paying his wages 240 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,400 Which is quite a lot 241 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,400 Yeah, I think 190 to 200 a week 242 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,400 You would think that and he's definitely going to go 243 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,400 But he's not going to let him go yet 244 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,400 Because it's his signing 245 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,400 And again, with the first half of the season, the dramas 246 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:27,400 The allegations of beating his ex Mrs. Up and that 247 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:32,400 That's obviously messed him up a little bit 248 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,400 Do you think it's the players or the manager, the coach? 249 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,400 It's the players 250 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:42,400 When you go back to before Ten Hard took over 251 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,400 So that Ralph Ragnick was an interim manager 252 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,400 Solskjaer was before that 253 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,400 And now the same point of problems 254 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 Well that's it 255 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,400 So the down-tours for Solskjaer 256 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,400 Solskjaer wasn't a coach anyway 257 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,400 He was more of a man manager 258 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,400 Arm around the shoulder 259 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,400 I'll get your hopes up 260 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,400 I'll get you feeling better and that 261 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,400 So yeah, the down-tours for him 262 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,400 Ralph Ragnick come in 263 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,400 And as soon as he comes out with the statement saying 264 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,400 That the club needs open heart surgery 265 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,400 Essentially saying half the squad needs to go 266 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:16,400 The down-tours for him as well 267 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,400 Isn't it funny because 268 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,400 The governor ran out 269 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,400 And there was my dialogue 270 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,400 He was the problem 271 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,400 But he was just saying 272 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,400 I suppose what everyone's been saying 273 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,400 That it's never 274 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,400 You can imagine him being on that training ground 275 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Saying he's saying good luck 276 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400 Yeah, well 277 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,400 Since it was still the same treadmill 278 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,400 That he was running on when he was 17 279 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,400 Obviously there's a problem there 280 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,400 But again that's because of the owners 281 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,400 They haven't put any money into the club 282 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:51,400 Since they took over 17 years ago I think 283 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,400 You know, the victory rains 284 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,400 And it's dripping, it's leaking through the roof 285 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,400 There's rust everywhere and that 286 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,400 They haven't spent a penny on the ground 287 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:05,400 It'd be interesting to see what Jim Radcliffe does now 288 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:10,400 In terms of his first transfer window 289 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,400 Yeah, and that's 290 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,400 If he sticks and twists 291 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,400 And then if he sticks what this fan 292 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Will this out if he gets a new manager 293 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,400 So it'd be interesting 294 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,400 But I do love the idea of Manu not being 295 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,400 In the European competition 296 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,400 I know you get the revenue point of view 297 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,400 But you know the European league 298 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,400 For the revenue is probably going to give you 299 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,400 Wouldn't you not have that and warrants 300 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,400 Just focusing on one 301 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,400 Not one league obviously 302 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,400 Because you've got the Cubs and everything 303 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,400 But you're just taking that burden away 304 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,400 Yeah, so doing assignments 305 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,400 What our test we've asked 306 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,400 We did a couple of seasons ago 307 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,400 But it's just because of the money 308 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,400 Because not being in the Champions League 309 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,400 That's 60 to 70 million 310 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,400 I can understand the Champions League 311 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,400 Because then you can get better players easy 312 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,400 But I think you know 313 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,400 Europa League, Europa Conference League 314 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Is it that much for Manu where they can't 315 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,400 Go without that for one season 316 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,400 We pay much debt at the ring, yeah 317 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:14,400 Because again since the Glazers 318 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,400 Bought the club on debt 319 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400 And they haven't 320 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,400 They've just been paying the interest 321 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400 Essentially they've not started to pay off 322 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400 Any of the debt 323 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400 So they're essentially in 324 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,400 Almost a billion pounds worth of debt 325 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,400 They still owe clubs for players 326 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,400 I don't even think Lukaku has finished 327 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,400 Being paying off for 328 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,400 And he's been a Chelsea player again 329 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400 For three years or maybe four 330 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,400 Even though he went back for a season 331 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,400 And then he's been into Milan and all that 332 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,400 You know Sancho probably only 20 million 333 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400 To be paid of that 334 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,400 We've had him two years 335 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,400 So it's just an accumulation of too much debt 336 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,400 So for financial reasons 337 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400 They're going to struggle not being in 338 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,400 The European contest 339 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400 As I say so 340 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,400 Europa I think that's about 30 million with Getz 341 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,400 I think it's 12 million if you're in the conference 342 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400 And then you get your match day revenue in that as well 343 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,400 Which I think I worked it out before 344 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,400 It's not 3 million a game 345 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,400 A home game for them 346 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400 So they're going to lose out on a lot of money 347 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,400 But it's how much 348 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,400 How much of these 349 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,400 Deadwoods, not good enough players 350 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,400 That can actually sell 351 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,400 So obviously there's a good few players 352 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,400 That are at the end of the contract 353 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,400 They're just going completely 354 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,400 But yeah if the logs of 355 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,400 If we can get Sancho off the books 356 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400 Maybe get 30 million for him 357 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Which would help with a financial fair player 358 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,400 Buying him 359 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,400 Mason Greenwood if they do sell him 360 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,400 That's pure profit because he was from the youth set 361 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,400 Same with Rashford 362 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,400 The class of pure profit 363 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,400 Yeah I'd love to see him go 364 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400 For himself as well 365 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,400 Not just because he's not been good enough for United 366 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,400 Last season was his best season 367 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,400 But he still wasn't world class 368 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,400 80 million is well too much 369 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,400 Why they're putting 80 to 100 as a prize tank for him 370 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400 I'll never know 371 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,400 I think reasonable because of his wages as well 372 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,400 Would be 40 to 60 million 373 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400 Especially after this season's performance 374 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,400 The thing is 375 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,400 There's only really one club to have a boy in 376 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,400 That's PSG 377 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Literally that, I think that's the only option for his PSG 378 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,400 And it'd be great in the French league 379 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,400 Because it's easy 380 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400 He can walk and do whatever he wants 381 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,400 So yeah if they can sell a lot of players 382 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,400 Raise the money 383 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,400 Because if they don't 384 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,400 They'll probably have about 100 million 385 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,400 To be able to spend because of 386 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,400 Not earning enough money and all the waste 387 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,400 So 388 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,400 How much is Jim Radcliffe said he's going to pull into the club from his own money 389 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,400 I know he spent 1.4 million 390 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,400 Purchasing 391 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400 Just 25% that's all he's pulled 392 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:12,400 So he was going to put 250 million into Carrington 393 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:17,400 A little bit of a refurb on the stadium until 394 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Whatever plans come around 395 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,400 Whether they build a new one or 396 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,400 Completely just renovate Old Trafford 397 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,400 So more so on the infrastructure 398 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,400 He's put in 250 399 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400 Well saying that I think half of that was 400 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,400 To clear off some of the debt as well 401 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,400 Yeah 402 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:43,400 So because of all the financial fair play 403 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,400 It's still hard for owners to put their own money in 404 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,400 To be able to just spend on players and that 405 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:54,400 Which if the new rules do come into play 406 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,400 Which I know a lot of clubs voted in favour of 407 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,400 So essentially from what I've read about it 408 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,400 It takes the lowest revenue 409 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,400 So the team with the lowest revenue in the Premier League 410 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,400 Takes their fee and then times it by four 411 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,400 So let's just say the lowest revenue was 100 million 412 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,400 Every team can spend 400 million then 413 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,400 Yeah 414 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,400 But that's just going to cause more drama that it's because 415 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,400 If they can't afford that 416 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,400 Then where's the money going to come to pay back up 417 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:30,400 So yeah I can't see that happening 418 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,400 You know and then what regulation is going to be around that 419 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,400 Then because you know to me that's a 420 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,400 That's a man sitting bribing someone 421 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,400 To try and get this into motion so 422 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,400 That can chin up all of their 115 423 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,400 Charges that are going against them 424 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,400 But then the likes of Everton, nothing with Boris and that 425 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,400 That have already had point deductions this season 426 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,400 They ain't going to be able to keep up with any of that 427 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,400 They'll still only be able to spend what money they have 428 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,400 Everton are struggling until they do find a new overnath 429 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,400 The 777 group have been trying but it's just 430 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,400 It's just getting dragged on and on which is a shame for them 431 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,400 Because the seven groups 432 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,400 They're putting in like 20 million a week or something 433 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,400 Or maybe a month to help pay for wages 434 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,400 Which is literally Everton are bankrupt 435 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,400 So it's not going to look good for them 436 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,400 Unless they do get the sale over the line 437 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:32,400 Yeah anyway Liverpool have bottled it this season 438 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,400 So yeah James appreciate it 439 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,400 I'm glad that he listened to Driving with JD 440 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,400 I'm glad he enjoyed it 441 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 Yeah obviously did enjoy it 442 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400 Otherwise he wouldn't have listened to all 10 minutes 443 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,400 And realised that that was my best 444 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,400 So yeah keep on coming in James mate 445 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,400 We're still going to have to properly get in touch 446 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,400 And sort out the undertake 447 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400 Coming in your ears soon 448 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,400 Right so we've got a couple of questions 449 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400 I'll start off with Miles 450 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,400 Will you ever bring back your top 5s? 451 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,400 So early days we used to do a few didn't we? 452 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:14,400 We did movie soundtracks 453 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,400 Movies, crisps 454 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,400 We could do drinks as well? 455 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,400 No we didn't do drinks 456 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400 I know we did stuff like the perfect meal 457 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400 And everything like that 458 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,400 Yeah a lot of the Tesco's 459 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400 We should do a top 5 460 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,400 We have to think of one if we do 461 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,400 Maybe biscuits? 462 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,400 Or did we come up with the biscuits? 463 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,400 I don't think we did biscuits no 464 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,400 Maybe we could do it 465 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,400 Again because I did tell the lovely fans 466 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,400 That we're doing a co-driving episode 467 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Next week 468 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,400 So maybe we could get one set up for then 469 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,400 But yeah Miles that's what you want mate 470 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,400 We'll get one for you 471 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,400 If you've got any suggestions let us know 472 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,400 And then we'll do it on that topic 473 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,400 Make it easier for us as well 474 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:12,400 Right and then another question was 475 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:21,400 What was your first clue that you were no longer as young as you thought you were? 476 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,400 See I've got a few of these 477 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,400 I'm all ears 478 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,400 You walk into somewhere and the music's too loud 479 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:34,400 So are you on about like if you go into an Asda or a Top Man? 480 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,400 Or like a bar and a club and the music 481 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,400 Do you know when you have to shout? 482 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,400 When you start hailing that 483 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,400 To be fair if you're in a pub 484 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:49,400 Then you should expect there to be some background noise that you might have to 485 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,400 During the day no 486 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,400 But Friday night then yeah 487 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,400 Do you know when you have to speak down someone's ear? 488 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,400 Yeah 489 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,400 Do you start appreciating old music? 490 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,400 So music your mum and dad used to listen to 491 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,400 And at the time you can't stand 492 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:08,400 But now I find myself putting on just listening to 493 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,400 That's when you know 494 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400 And also when you watch documentaries 495 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,400 Because I used to hate documentaries as a kid 496 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400 But now you put a good documentary on 497 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,400 I fucking binge it 498 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,400 Yeah so 499 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,400 Yeah there's more 500 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,400 It's just because I'm trying to keep the order in my head 501 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,400 So I know what you're saying about loud noise 502 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,400 Because that's more in general 503 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,400 I've got to walk around and even if I'm going food shopping 504 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,400 I've got my headphones on, listening to my own stuff 505 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,400 Yeah music wise 506 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,400 Again 507 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,400 Because I pretty much stopped listening to Radio 1 a few years ago 508 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,400 Switched over to Talksport 509 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,400 Which again that's like an old person's thing to do 510 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:54,400 That's the sports fans version of going to Radio 2 511 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,400 Or like Radio West Midlands or whatever 512 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,400 I might have to start in more Talksport 513 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,400 At the moment Smurf Country is more number one 514 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400 Well that is 515 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,400 We've all got more default sort of radio out the back of the band 516 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,400 That's what it's tuned into 517 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,400 Because I've been a country fan for a while 518 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,400 And yeah you can't go wrong with a country song 519 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,400 Even one that I've actually listened to earlier 520 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,400 He's singing about stealing car parts from a shop 521 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,400 That he works at and then building his own car 522 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,400 Why is that a good song? 523 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:34,400 A lot of them are about guns, trucks, girls and mainly beer 524 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,400 And sometimes you can't go and then go into a bar 525 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,400 Sometimes it's a combination 526 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,400 But sometimes, and I love the tallers of the song 527 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,400 Because they just have the wackiest tallers which could just be like 528 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,400 So that one's probably like 529 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,400 I don't know but it could be like 530 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,400 Stolen workshop or something like that 531 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,400 The last line was I built my car for free 532 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,400 So that's probably the name of the song 533 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,400 But even one of them 534 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,400 The chorus is like God is great, beer is good 535 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,400 And people are crazy 536 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,400 But it's a good song 537 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,400 He's singing about just having a chat with a man in a bar 538 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,400 And then the man dies and he inherits all his money 539 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:23,400 You can't go wrong with country music 540 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:29,400 And then what's the first one that you said? 541 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400 Was that the music one? 542 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400 So like appreciate 543 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,400 So like the music your mum and dad used to listen to 544 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,400 Used to hate as a kid 545 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,400 But like Elvis and stuff like that 546 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,400 But no, you put Elvis on 547 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,400 Yeah, because we've done that as well 548 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,400 We're just going into a bit of Elvis 549 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,400 When I was living with our upper mate as well 550 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,400 Anytime getting ready to go out 551 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,400 Which was pretty much every day 552 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,400 A load of Queen blasting 553 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400 I used to have it with Do You Believe 554 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,400 Was that the name of the song? 555 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,400 No, I don't share any 556 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,400 Put that one on there 557 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,400 But like you know what I mean 558 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,400 You just can't avoid that 559 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:12,400 Do a bit more than before you put 50 Cent on 560 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,400 Yeah, you can do that sometimes now 561 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,400 But yeah, I'll do 562 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,400 Again, enjoying sleep as well though 563 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,400 Because when we were younger 564 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,400 We didn't need as much sleep 565 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,400 We could have yes and off, up and sound 566 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,400 And another thing 567 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,400 We find it hard to game 568 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,400 Yeah, a lot of the job 569 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,400 Apart from when I was a boy 570 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,400 I haven't played any of the consoles yet 571 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,400 I'll try and put on some over the weekends 572 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,400 I suppose Sundays are the only time 573 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,400 Yeah, I did get into a good rhythm 574 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400 I was playing an hour or so every day 575 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,400 And I was doing it 576 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,400 So you have to make time for it 577 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,400 Where before it just couldn't be so natural 578 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,400 I remember waking up 579 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,400 I used to be downstairs 10 o'clock at night 580 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,400 You know what? Sorry I'm your football manager 581 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,400 Used to go up on the PC 582 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,400 Put that shit on 583 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,400 I was like you know what 584 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,400 I'm going to be in some land 585 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,400 I'm going to smash this Syria 586 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,400 And I used to play until 3 o'clock in the morning 587 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,400 Got to see if I could play all day the next day 588 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,400 And play for Wigsland 589 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,400 Just like that 590 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,400 Just to get up at 10 o'clock 591 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,400 Now at 10 o'clock 592 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,400 You think I'm doing anything? 593 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,400 I'm not 594 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,400 So I was going to bed 595 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,400 I'm already in bed 596 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,400 Yeah 597 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,400 I mean most likely not awake at 10 o'clock 598 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,400 Because I'll go up 599 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,400 Probably around half eight 600 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400 As an average Simon 601 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,400 And then the TV's on 602 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,400 And then I'll try and go to sleep 603 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,400 But I don't fall asleep straight away 604 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,400 Do you have a thing for me? 605 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400 I do as well 606 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,400 I like this question about 607 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,400 When do you know you're getting out? 608 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,400 For me it's when you start enjoying coffee 609 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,400 Because as a kid I know you used to love tea 610 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,400 But I used to hate hot drinks 611 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,400 Yeah you were like that 612 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,400 Yeah so for me like 613 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,400 Maybe that 614 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,400 But there's a few I could 615 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,400 A few more 616 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,400 The comfy chair as well though 617 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:03,400 Yeah 618 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,400 Again we've been locker for years 619 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,400 Going to the pub 620 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,400 And actually wanting to find a seat 621 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,400 So again not just a pub 622 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,400 If you've got like a wedding or whatever 623 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,400 Go to Christianine 624 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,400 A social gathering of sorts 625 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,400 Wanting to be one of the first people there 626 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,400 Just so you've got a table to sit down at 627 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,400 Because that's one of the worst things standing up 628 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,400 So yeah we've known for quite some years 629 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,400 That we're old 630 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,400 Just everything aches all the time as well 631 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,400 But yeah appreciate that 632 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,400 Question from Jess 633 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:41,400 Who was your childhood celebrity crush? 634 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,400 Oh okay 635 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,400 So she did tell me about this earlier 636 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,400 And I did have a quick thing 637 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,400 So just 638 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,400 I find it hard to find people on TV 639 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,400 For some reason 640 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:53,400 Or like not like celebrities 641 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,400 I don't know why 642 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400 When you're watching 643 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,400 Or when you used to watch TV as a kid and that 644 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,400 Did you ever put yourself in the position though? 645 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,400 No 646 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,400 The only time it ever happened 647 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,400 Was a Spice Girl 648 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,400 No two times but one was a Spice Girl 649 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,400 Can you think what Spice Girl it was? 650 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,400 Well it was Jerry for me 651 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,400 And he was yeah yeah yeah 652 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,400 Just because yeah you know she was a girl actually 653 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,400 I only heard it the other day 654 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,400 So before the Spice Girl she fucking page prepped 655 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,400 Yeah that's it time 656 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,400 I don't know 657 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,400 Shit I don't know 658 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,400 That's from my memory I had to Google it 659 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,400 That's the only one I can remember 660 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,400 And when I was probably about 661 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,400 Maybe a little bit older 662 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,400 Because I was buffy 663 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,400 So I'm not sure I'll get it 664 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,400 Yeah I never really got the buffy one 665 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,400 But them two I mean 666 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,400 As I said I've always found it hard to 667 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,400 I don't know what that is 668 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,400 Yeah I think 669 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,400 So for a lot of men 670 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,400 I can say lads but we are men we're adults 671 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,400 Of our age our generation 672 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,400 It was Kimberley Pink Ranger 673 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,400 From Power Rangers was kind of the first one 674 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,400 But I mean we were still too young 675 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,400 To properly really kind of get that 676 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,400 So the first proper one for me was 677 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,400 In Smallville 678 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,400 Lala Lang 679 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,400 Right how old 680 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,400 Would you have been in Smallville for me? 681 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,400 So it was as we were getting into secondary school 682 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,400 So you know old enough to 683 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,400 Understand your emotions a bit 684 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400 Old enough to enjoy it 685 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,400 Yeah yeah 686 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,400 I don't know the actresses now 687 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,400 I probably should have got that up already 688 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,400 Yeah she was Lala Lang in Smallville 689 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,400 And then did you ever watch Chuck? 690 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,400 No 691 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,400 So Sack 692 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,400 Yvonne Shazam 693 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,400 Oh yeah I know you're talking about 694 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,400 His Breakthrough TV solo TV show 695 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,400 Was called Chuck 696 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,400 So it was a programme that was downloaded into his brain 697 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,400 Called The Intercept and it gave him more spy knowledge and all that 698 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,400 So he worked with the CIA and this and that 699 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,400 So I think like season 2 or 3 or whatever she comes in that as well 700 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,400 And I remember like Smallville had finished 701 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,400 Or she wasn't in Smallville at that point 702 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,400 Because again that's years old 703 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,400 But yeah she's come into it and I remember it all flooding back 704 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,400 And I was like oh shit yeah it's Lana 705 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,400 Which that was a polite term back then 706 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,400 Which I'm going to move on to some of my girls now 707 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,400 But I do just want to say thanks for the emails 708 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,400 Keep them coming in and as I say 709 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 I will get onto the 710 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,400 Updating whatsapps and that next week 711 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,400 It's just my fault I forgot to put the phone 712 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,400 But yeah so that reminded me 713 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,400 So scroll through tiktok the other day 714 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,400 Not much else to do when you're sitting on the toilet really is that 715 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,400 Do you remember when people used to read, well men used to read paper 716 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,400 Oh you used to enjoy getting a paper 717 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,400 And the thing is, and I think this is why men 718 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,400 Sit on the toilet for so long now 719 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,400 Because once you start the paper you have to finish the paper 720 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,400 Before you clean yourself 721 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,400 That's why I think men 722 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,400 It's just genetics now 723 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,400 When you're looking for the paper you don't stop the page change 724 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,400 I read the rest later, no 725 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,400 All the way through, agony aren't big, it was always the best part 726 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,400 And I always think some of them was fake 727 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,400 The ones in the daily star 728 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,400 I was like yeah 729 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,400 Two lads were just like yeah we'll fucking do it 730 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,400 I was banging my best mates mum 731 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,400 I don't know what to do 732 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,400 Yeah 733 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,400 So yeah tiktok 734 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,400 There was a video 735 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,400 So this woman, just a standard sort of Karen 736 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,400 But she's walking down the road 737 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,400 And she's moaning like she's doing this video 738 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,400 Why the men, this man in a white van 739 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,400 Has just drove past me and beeped 740 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,400 And I don't know why, I think it's acceptable 741 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,400 What we're going to do, be all excited that a white van man 742 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,400 Has just beeped at me 743 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,400 So obviously he's beeping to go alright bad bloke 744 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,400 Just a little bit of a gesture 745 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,400 A little bit of malagresha 746 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400 This is one of the things that's wrong with women these days 747 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,400 There's nothing wrong with a bit of catcalling 748 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,400 The old 749 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,400 Oh darling 750 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400 I don't know to be honest 751 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,400 Well probably not because it's sort of got 752 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,400 Banned with that Me Too movement didn't it 753 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,400 But I was watching the video and thinking 754 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,400 Just appreciate that someone has took the time 755 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,400 To give you your looking good there bab 756 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,400 You know, she didn't need to be all upset about it 757 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,400 No she didn't 758 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,400 I don't know about that Jack actually 759 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,400 Hanging out in the window saying, get your ass out 760 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,400 She says he's just beeped at her 761 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,400 I think if anything it's more the scared 762 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,400 Not that they're going to do anything 763 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,400 Because you know if you're walking down the street 764 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,400 You have that little jump, don't you? 765 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,400 If I hear it these days because I say I've got my headphones on 766 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,400 You imagine, because you're like, why the big men 767 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,400 What's going on 768 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,400 I'm just having a little fun with her 769 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,400 Yeah that's what she should have done 770 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,400 Little wave, maybe get a tits out to her or something 771 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,400 But she just went on a bit too hard 772 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,400 Just appreciate the gesture 773 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,400 Is it because you weren't a man driver? 774 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,400 No, I mean did stroke a nerve that she did say 775 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,400 But no, there's nothing wrong with it 776 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,400 I understand when 777 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,400 These boy racers are revving their engines 778 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,400 That's not something that's going to 779 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,400 Well I'm assuming here 780 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,400 I don't know because I'm not a female 781 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:20,400 But to me that's not something that's going to get the woman's attention 782 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,400 And think oh yeah he's got a loud car 783 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,400 I'm going to have to give him my number 784 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,400 It might be different, I don't know 785 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,400 Just appreciate the gesture is all I'm saying 786 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,400 Just appreciate seeing things 787 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,400 I'd love to spunk all over your face or whatever 788 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,400 Again she might be into that 789 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,400 I know some people are 790 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,400 Just appreciate it 791 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,400 Essentially that's all it is 792 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,400 That's it, it's fine 793 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,400 I suppose it's one of them 794 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,400 I'm just playing devil's half clear 795 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,400 I think that comes then if there was an aisle out 796 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,400 So go up to the lady and go 797 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,400 I think you're beautiful 798 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,400 If I was driving past you I'd give you a little beep 799 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,400 So most likely it was an older gentleman 800 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,400 Because the beep it 801 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,400 And because the younger generations haven't got the balls to do that 802 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,400 Now if they could be on Tinder 803 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,400 And give a virtual beep beep 804 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,400 It wouldn't be that loud 805 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,400 Also the song you topped on there 806 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,400 You know about a lot of these people that rep the engines 807 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,400 Have you noticed that any car that's loud 808 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,400 To lock a Ford Focus, Ford Fiesta 809 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,400 You know them cars 810 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,400 While he's here down, hop to my town 811 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,400 Always smoking a fucking pipe 812 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,400 The one the other day went out with the 813 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,400 He was going to grab a coffee 814 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,400 And there was one of those cars in front of him 815 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,400 He had the racing strip down in the middle 816 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,400 Louder than it needed to be for that car 817 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,400 I went, you've got to buy it 818 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,400 Fucking dude 819 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,400 And the holding the bike on the steering wheel 820 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,400 Like it's a cool thing 821 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,400 Like they've got the box of chewing gums next to him in the fucking cup holder 822 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,400 Because I've got nowhere else to put them in 823 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,400 When I think of like, boy races 824 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,400 That's what I think, babe 825 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,400 Fucking chewing gum in the cup holder 826 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,400 Does DJ Treason still have a car like that? 827 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,400 No 828 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,400 I mean he had to grab it at some point 829 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,400 Didn't he? 830 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,400 Feel free to Google him if you want 831 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,400 Wow, again, does he still do it? 832 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,400 No 833 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,400 He's probably not on Google then 834 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,400 Right, so that was the TikTok thing 835 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,400 Now, an interesting thing happened to me 836 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,400 The other week as well, I wanted to talk about it last week 837 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,400 But as we've established, you got pumped up 838 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,400 So, er 839 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,400 Can I just say 840 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,400 I would never ever get pegged 841 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,400 I'm open to a lot of stuff 842 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,400 But that would just be no 843 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,400 I was expecting you to listen to it 844 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,400 And I was waiting for a phone call early in the week 845 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,400 I couldn't move 846 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,400 I know you said, because you thought I might do one 847 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,400 I wasn't too sure that you actually could do one 848 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,400 Yeah, because again, I recorded while driving on the SATA DAC 849 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,400 Trying to upload 850 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,400 Because I recorded on my phone, trying to upload it to the laptop 851 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,400 It was just having a mare, so it took me a long time 852 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,400 But now I know how to do it 853 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,400 A more efficient way 854 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,400 Driving with JD, part 2 855 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,400 Gonna be out quicker 856 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,400 So yeah, the other week 857 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,400 Arsenal and Tottenham had just finished 858 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,400 I was on the side 859 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,400 I got a dog out for a walk now 860 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,400 So, as I've said numerous times already this episode 861 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,400 Headphones are on 862 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,400 I'm listening to the 863 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,400 I think I was listening to United Stand actually 864 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,400 But yeah, walked through the park and that 865 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,400 As I'm getting down towards the end 866 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,400 I can see this, again, walk fiesta 867 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,400 About 2 inches 868 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,400 And this bald guy is sitting in there 869 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,400 I'm seeing him messing around with his phone 870 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,400 And as I've stopped 871 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,400 Because I'm about to cross the road 872 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,400 And as I've faced towards him again 873 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,400 As I'm about to cross the road 874 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,400 He's undone his window and I'm thinking 875 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,400 Here's another one, my dog 876 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,400 He's on his head turn or his knee, you know 877 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,400 He draws attention to people 878 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,400 So I do get a lot of people wanting to have a conversation 879 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,400 But if the headphones are on 880 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,400 They should take the hint 881 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,400 So that's what I'm thinking, someone else wants to ask a question about the dog 882 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,400 And he's gestured to take your headphones off 883 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,400 So I did, I thought, you're alright, mate 884 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,400 He goes, yeah, why, is everyone walking past me 885 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,400 With their headphones on, tracking me 886 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,400 I go, what, he says, you 887 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,400 And all these other people are walking past me 888 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,400 With your headphones on, tracking me, tracking what I'm doing 889 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,400 But what do you want about it, mate 890 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,400 I'm listening to a podcast, walking the dog 891 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,400 He's like, now you went, watch, I'll turn this on now 892 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,400 And if the light goes red, it means you're tracking me 893 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,400 So for a little added context 894 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,400 He's parked right by the hospital 895 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,400 And there's all the masks in the hospital 896 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,400 You know, obviously sending signals 897 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,400 We've got the air ambulance on the hospital and that as well 898 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,400 So they need to send radio signals around 899 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,400 To communicate with 999 and the ambulance and stuff 900 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,400 So what piece of equipment would you like 901 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,400 If this turns red 902 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,400 It was essentially just like a little walkie talkie 903 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,400 And as he's flicked the switch on, the light shines red 904 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,400 And apparently that meant that I was tracking him 905 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,400 And I laughed 906 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,400 And I was, I don't know what you're on about, mate 907 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,400 Look where you are, obviously it's going to turn on 908 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,400 And if you're that paranoid that you think some people are tracking you 909 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,400 You voice the floor back and it's going to show 910 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,400 People are just looking out for suckers and all that 911 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,400 So you find something like that 912 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,400 It's not trying to find messages 913 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,400 On your partner's phone that are going to piss you off 914 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,400 You're going to find them 915 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,400 It could be something fucking non-important 916 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,400 But if you're looking for it, you'll find it 917 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,400 So I'm getting a bit all right as well 918 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,400 Because he's like, no, you're fucking tracking me 919 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,400 I'm like, why would I be tracking you 920 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,400 Because you tell me, you're the one that's paranoid, mate 921 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,400 So I'm just walking my dog 922 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,400 And real, really deep with fucking Eddie 923 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,400 I'm carrying on walking 924 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,400 I'm about fucking 50 metres away from me 925 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,400 I'm like, fuck this dickhead 926 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,400 So I've stopped, I've turned around 927 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,400 And I'm pretending to text on my phone 928 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,400 I'm staring at the car 929 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,400 And then I've put the turn back around 930 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,400 And I've come back for the part 931 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,400 And in my head, I'm like, I'm going to walk up to him 932 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,400 Don't worry, mate, I've told them that you're on to us 933 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,400 They're not going to fucking bother you now 934 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,400 And I was hyped up for it 935 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:02,400 I'm like, yes, I'm going to ruin his fucking day 936 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,400 And walked down, he'd already drove off, hadn't he 937 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,400 Just a white geezer, bald head 938 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,400 Similar to the old original Crystal Maze host 939 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,400 He's been smoking too much weed or having too many fucking drugs of some sort 940 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,400 And he's just paranoid 941 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,400 If you're sitting by all these electrical devices 942 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,400 And your device is meant to pick up on radio waves or whatever 943 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,400 Then it's going to fucking show up, ain't it 944 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,400 Otherwise, I'm not much of a secret agent 945 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,400 Even I didn't know I was a secret agent 946 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,400 So, yeah, fucking really dumb, Eddie, no 947 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,400 I'm assuming anyway 948 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,400 I put most of my views because I stood there 949 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,400 And pretended I was texting, then he saw me 950 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,400 And he's thinking, oh shit, they're on to me then 951 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,400 I better go, fucking dickhead 952 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,400 But I've been keeping an eye out because I'm waiting to see him again 953 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,400 It's a bit strange for a sub-bac man, either 954 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,400 Literally, I'm in a gray tracksuit, my hair's down 955 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,400 Headphones are on, in a world of my own, just trying to walk the dog 956 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,400 I don't want to speak to people at the best of times 957 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,400 I had to go on, just ruin my fucking, that hour 958 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,400 Ruin the walk, because when I got back, I carried on drinking 959 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,400 But yeah 960 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,400 I love the story to be that you was that lagging 961 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,400 No, I didn't start drinking at least once 962 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,400 No, I was even there 963 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,400 Because I was doing stuff in the morning 964 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,400 Because I didn't even really watch much of the Arsenal top and game 965 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,400 I started prepping dinner and that 966 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,400 So I listened to the rest of the game, it finished 967 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,400 And then I was like, well, take the dog out 968 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,400 Then as I got back, carried on cooking food 969 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,400 And I had a couple of drinks 970 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,400 Now, while we're on food talk 971 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,400 Smooth transition there 972 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,400 I've got a sandwich question for you 973 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,400 How do you cut your sandwich? 974 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,400 Down the middle 975 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,400 So you have the top of the loaf 976 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,400 And the bottom of the loaf 977 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,400 And you cut it horizontal 978 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,400 So each half, one half is the bottom, one half is the top 979 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,400 So that's the standard way 980 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,400 I do like the triangle, my nanny used to do a good triangle sandwich 981 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,400 About the mini triangles 982 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,400 Yeah, so a four way triangle 983 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,400 The Missy's has just the triangle, straight in half that way as well 984 00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,400 A lot of the time I don't even cut my sandwich 985 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,400 I'll just have it whole 986 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,400 Because again, depending on what's in it, I like to eat all the outside 987 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,400 And then work my way to the middle 988 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,400 Because then you know that you've always got a big meaty, cheesy 989 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,400 Whatever the thing is, you know that you're getting all of it in that pot 990 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,400 But I saw a game changer the other day 991 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,400 So this new trend 992 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,400 I don't know why it's being called a trend 993 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,400 But people have started cutting their sandwiches 994 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,400 In voids 995 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,400 So just imagine your sandwich 996 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,400 You've got your curved top of the loaf 997 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,400 And then you've got your square bottom 998 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,400 Now a capital Y, put the capital Y right in the middle of that 999 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,400 Okay 1000 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,400 So essentially you have 1001 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,400 You curve at the top and then you have 1002 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,400 You've got two pieces here 1003 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,400 So you've curved top of the loaf 1004 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,400 It ends up looking like an ice cream coche 1005 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,400 And then you've got your two angled up rectangles on the bottom 1006 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,400 Why though? 1007 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,400 Well apparently it hits different 1008 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,400 This is what all these people are saying 1009 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,400 I think it's going to be an awkward way to cut the sandwich 1010 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,400 And it's an extra cut because you cut it down the middle 1011 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,400 Or corner to corner it's one, double up for the triangles 1012 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,400 It's two cuts to do a void 1013 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,400 You're doing three cuts yeah 1014 00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,400 But with the four way cross, sometimes that is 1015 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,400 Three cuts because you're doing corner to corner 1016 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,400 And then depending on the consistency of your sandwich and how good your bread is 1017 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,400 You can't always do the optic corner to corner 1018 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,400 Sometimes you have to do corner to middle 1019 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,400 And then spin it at corner to middle again 1020 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,400 But yeah apparently it hits different 1021 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,400 But why? 1022 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,400 I don't know, I've not tried it yet 1023 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,400 It just seems 1024 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,400 I think because you're getting three bites 1025 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,400 Of full filling 1026 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,400 So whatever your ham and cheese let's just say 1027 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,400 You're getting three centre bits 1028 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,400 I think that's why they're thinking it hits different 1029 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,400 But yeah you're getting three lots of crust 1030 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,400 Now I do love a crust, I like a crusty loaf 1031 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,400 Not a crusty fork 1032 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,400 And yeah I don't mind 1033 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,400 Because again if I go into the cat 1034 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,400 And I'll buy a sausage egg and bacon sandwich 1035 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,400 Bit of brown sauce, bit of pepper 1036 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,400 Runny egg as well, got to be runny 1037 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,400 I'll eat the bottom half of the sandwich first 1038 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,400 For American isimers that's sunny side up 1039 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,400 Yeah yeah yeah 1040 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:18,400 Sunny side up? 1041 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,400 Is that still runny as well though? 1042 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,400 When we went to America 1043 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,400 They were like how do you want your eggs? 1044 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,400 And I said, we were just doing runny 1045 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:33,400 And I didn't understand what it meant 1046 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,400 And there was some cornetal that was not runny 1047 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,400 So I might be wrong 1048 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,400 But I was just saying that to the American audience out there 1049 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,400 Because again some people 1050 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,400 Won't say any names but my missy 1051 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,400 Will do the sunny side up 1052 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,400 But still overcook it 1053 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,400 That it's not runny 1054 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,400 But I don't know 1055 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,400 For someone how she can get it so wrong 1056 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,400 Because sometimes it will be 1057 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,400 Sunny side up but it's not runny 1058 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,400 Or she undercooks it 1059 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,400 So you know when you still see the clear egg essentially on the top 1060 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,400 That makes me feel sick that does 1061 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,400 So I have to slowly take the egg off the sandwich when she does that 1062 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,400 But yeah 1063 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,400 So I'm going to try you 1064 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,400 And see what it's like 1065 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,400 So you know when you eat the sandwich whole 1066 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,400 It's just the same as if you 1067 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,400 Cut any direction it's the same 1068 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,400 It's more of a visual 1069 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,400 Yeah mainly when I don't cook the sandwiches because 1070 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,400 I've not made the sandwich on a plate 1071 00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,400 So when I've made the sandwich go to work I've not made it on a plate 1072 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,400 I've made it shart on a tin foil or whatever to wrap it up 1073 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,400 So if you cook through that then you're compromising the tin foil underneath 1074 00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,400 In a plastic bag you're compromising that material 1075 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,400 So it's not going to stay fresh enough 1076 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,400 So that's what I'll do but as I say because I like to 1077 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,400 Eat around the edge as well and then you're getting the full 1078 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,400 Meaty goodness on the inside there 1079 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,400 What sandwich are you going to have when you try this? 1080 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,400 I'll probably have cheese 1081 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,400 Grilled cheese, cheese toaster 1082 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,400 Or maybe a ham and cheese something like that 1083 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,400 That's a toasty still 1084 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,400 Or actually I know sundown 1085 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,400 I'm going to be doing myself a bacon sandwich so maybe I'll try it 1086 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,400 Yeah I'll work with that 1087 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,400 But that would mean I'd have to get a load of bread 1088 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,400 Because I've got some other forget style 1089 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,400 Cups in the cupboard so I was planning on doing that 1090 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,400 I don't know I'll say I'll try it and when I do try it 1091 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,400 I'll let you know 1092 00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,400 So that was that 1093 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,400 There was another TikTok video that I saw as well 1094 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,400 So 1095 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,400 Imagine you're getting married 1096 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,400 And then you know the 1097 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,400 When the bride throws the bouquet over her shoulder 1098 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,400 Yeah 1099 00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,400 So this was the video 1100 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,400 They've done it a little bit different so essentially it was like a padlock 1101 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,400 So the bouquet was in a box 1102 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,400 And all the women have been given a key 1103 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,400 And so they've got to open it up 1104 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,400 So whoever's got the lucky key gets the bouquet instead of throwing it 1105 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,400 But it was rigged so it was a specific lad 1106 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,400 He was given his key so it would open 1107 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,400 And then as she's got it her fella was on one knee behind her 1108 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,400 And then proposing 1109 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,400 So it's all nice all nice and romantic and that 1110 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,400 Fuck that shit I'd be so pissed off 1111 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,400 Because it's my wedding day 1112 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,400 There shouldn't be anyone else trying to take the stage off of 1113 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,400 But sorry 1114 00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,400 Is it taking it or is it adding 1115 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,400 Do you remember things like wedding yeah like I got engaged there as well 1116 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,400 Yeah annoying 1117 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,400 It's selfish that is 1118 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,400 I suppose it just depends on what kind of people you are 1119 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,400 I should have asked you all missus this question actually 1120 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,400 Because she would have she'd appreciate 1121 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,400 What I'm saying 1122 00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,400 It's your day 1123 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,400 So obviously they must have 1124 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,400 Approved it 1125 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,400 They've planned it together but 1126 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,400 You don't think it brings more love 1127 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,400 There's already enough love there 1128 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,400 I'm not going to be all over the place because I didn't allow kids at my 1129 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,400 So everyone was having a good time 1130 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,400 So yeah I wouldn't have approved that 1131 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,400 I would have been like no 1132 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,400 I propose before or after not during 1133 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,400 My day 1134 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,400 So yeah wanted to get that one out 1135 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,400 There's a new scam going around as well 1136 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,400 Taxi drivers 1137 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,400 Not the uber ones just the general taxi driver 1138 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,400 Old school one 1139 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,400 Black cab or whatever 1140 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,400 So you know in the middle 1141 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,400 Above the windscreen there's the old 1142 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,400 Meter that tells you what the 1143 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,400 Fee is going to be with the black cabs 1144 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,400 They always used to have 1145 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,400 So if there was four passengers they'd put the number four to charge 1146 00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,400 So what these taxi drivers are doing now 1147 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,400 Is they're putting one of those 1148 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,400 So the person sitting in the back of the taxi 1149 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,400 Can see what they think they're getting charged 1150 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,400 But that's not the actual fee 1151 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,400 So most of the taxi companies now have it locked as an uber style system 1152 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,400 So let's just say it should be six pound for the bill 1153 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,400 And it doesn't matter what that meter says 1154 00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,400 Or how long it's saying to get there it should be 1155 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,400 That fixed fee 1156 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,400 But they're turning the meter on 1157 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,400 So if it should be six pound the meter says seven pound eight 1158 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,400 So they're keeping the change up for that 1159 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,400 Or if it's a bank transaction so they're paying by card 1160 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,400 That extra fee they put as a tip 1161 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,400 So before they hand you the card reader 1162 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,400 They'll put it and then that's a tip for them 1163 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,400 So they get bonuses 1164 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,400 So it's crazy 1165 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,400 You know the cost of living crisis going on 1166 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,400 And you've got taxi drivers robbing everyone 1167 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,400 So stick to ubers 1168 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,400 Yeah 1169 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,400 I can see you're struggling a little bit 1170 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,400 You're struggling all week after not being bombed to death 1171 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,400 But 1172 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,400 Yeah it's hard not anyway 1173 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,400 I've been working out in the sun all week 1174 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,400 It's been a long week 1175 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,400 It's actually had a bit of a mini heatwave here 1176 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,400 I wouldn't know but I think I went out 1177 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,400 But Thursday for the first time 1178 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,400 So the sun was a bit like 1179 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,400 Yeah 1180 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,400 It's meant to be nice the rest of the weekend 1181 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,400 And then raining again from next week 1182 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,400 Yeah I know all of the people in my area 1183 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,400 Have made most of it 1184 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,400 That's all I've smoked all week is just barbecues 1185 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,400 And then I've been working out all week as well 1186 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,400 Not working out gym was or anything 1187 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,400 I've been working outside 1188 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,400 Grafting, painting all these windows 1189 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,400 Re-fitting, sorting out doors and stuff 1190 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,400 So I'm exhausted 1191 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,400 Last Sunday we went to the Cosworld Zoo 1192 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,400 World Life 1193 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,400 It's not a zoo, it didn't call it a zoo but anyway 1194 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,400 Nature is a harbor 1195 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,400 The whole drive there, sunny 1196 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,400 Bam, sunny, half a mile away 1197 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,400 Traffic, we're trying to get into this one place 1198 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,400 Where the location is 1199 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,400 Took us over an hour to get half a mile into it 1200 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,400 Fuck the car roll 1201 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,400 Didn't start to rain, it just went really cold 1202 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,400 I had to get the jacket off 1203 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,400 Went around for an hour and started raining 1204 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,400 Could have done it this week 1205 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,400 Terrible 1206 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,400 But to be fair, bank holiday weekend as well 1207 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,400 That's as busy as it was 1208 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,400 If it wasn't the bank holiday weekends 1209 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,400 We'd have stuck for an hour in that half a mile 1210 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,400 So that hour, you would have done the lap around 1211 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,400 The thing is, I don't know what took so long 1212 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,400 Logistically, all it was is a ride 1213 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,400 It don't make sense 1214 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,400 I was just like 1215 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,400 If it gets like this every time, then they just put lights in 1216 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,400 And just fucking sort it out 1217 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,400 Have you ever drove through the Cosworlds? 1218 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,400 It's the first time I've had to do a drive through 1219 00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,400 It's really nice 1220 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,400 Well on the episode of driving with JD last week 1221 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,400 If you haven't listened to me by the way, check it out 1222 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,400 Short and sweet 1223 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,400 Because again, driving through the country side 1224 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,400 Didn't have glue where I was going 1225 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,400 Luckily, while I'm recording on my phone, I still have the sat nav up at the same time 1226 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,400 And yeah, drove past Twycross 1227 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,400 And I was like, oh shit, that's there 1228 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,400 I haven't been there since I was on the wrong record or something 1229 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,400 So yeah 1230 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,400 I'll check it out one day 1231 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,400 I did see the other day, maybe yesterday 1232 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,400 It would have been a TikTok video 1233 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,400 There's a monkey zoo 1234 00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,400 Not like a normal zoo, but you go here 1235 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,400 It's like a park, you just go and have a picnic 1236 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,400 I think this one was busy because you take animals into this boardwalk 1237 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,400 So I figured I'd see a rhino 1238 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,400 Some zebras 1239 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,400 Did he love you? 1240 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,400 No he didn't actually, he was just too busy for him 1241 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,400 You know what the worst thing was? Went to get a coffee 1242 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,400 Why did you go to get a coffee at 45 minutes? 1243 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,400 Couldn't have it 1244 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,400 I thought going to the pub and waiting 45 minutes for a pint as well 1245 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,400 Fuck that 1246 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,400 The last time I did it was when I was doing the DJ 1247 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,400 And so I just remember sitting there 1248 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,400 With my own bottle of JAD and Coke 1249 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,400 Next to me in the little ice tub 1250 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,400 Just watching it, 4 or 5 deep at the bar 1251 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,400 Minimum, all night long 1252 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:54,400 I was glad 1253 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,400 Glad that I had my own drink 1254 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,400 I was just queuing for beers 1255 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,400 I used to get on with it now, queues be long 1256 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,400 The last time I got annoyed with that 1257 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,400 I remember standing there 1258 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,400 You end up getting yourself two drinks then 1259 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,400 Or if you can get a tray and there's enough room to move around 1260 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,400 Get yourself a few beers 1261 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,400 Fucking hate it 1262 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,400 I'm dying for a beer 1263 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,400 So yeah, next week 1264 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,400 Ash and JD on tour 1265 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,400 We're off to Liverpool 1266 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,400 We've got the, remember all the messages on the phone 1267 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,400 We'll bring that, we'll do it first next time 1268 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,400 If we can think of a top 5, one that's worth putting out 1269 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,400 We'll get that 1270 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,400 We'll try and think of one, but if any of you people, you lovely listeners 1271 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,400 Have got a suggestion as well 1272 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,400 I don't see it until Friday or Saturday morning 1273 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,400 Best time to prepare and get our answers together 1274 00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,400 Yeah, just because I haven't read them 1275 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,400 Don't get disheartened 1276 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,400 Please send me more of the WhatsApps 1277 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,400 Again, all the numbers, email address and all that 1278 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,400 They're on the description, but realtalkwithpod.gmail.com 1279 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,400 Hotline is 07 470 1280 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,400 488 096 1281 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,400 I mean there's people following on Twitter 1282 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,400 But I've never had any messages 1283 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,400 Well, I have had DMs on there 1284 01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,400 People follow that 1285 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,400 And then it's these bloody bot ones where it links 1286 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,400 To porn sites or whatever 1287 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,400 I'm like, God's sake, why? 1288 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,400 There's me, seeing a guy should think, oh, no follower 1289 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,400 And then it's just one of those stupid ones 1290 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,400 They'll send the message saying, hi Ash 1291 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,400 But I want to talk or whatever 1292 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,400 Click the link so we can have a private conversation 1293 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,400 And a few of them just thought, sorry to disappoint you to JD 1294 01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,400 I never get a reply 1295 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,400 But yeah, fuck you 1296 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,400 If any of yous do want to follow us 1297 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,400 It's at Ash and JD 1298 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,400 But yeah, links are in the description 1299 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,400 Keep the messages coming in 1300 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,400 Hope you enjoyed it as always 1301 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:43,400 And we'll see you next week, peace 1302 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,400 Oh so sly, their chemistry's electric 1303 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,400 You can't deny 1304 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,400 You can't deny 1305 01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:10,400 You can't deny