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How are we all doing everyone?
Welcome back to, well not back to, something different this week
Driving with JD, now it's total work in progress
So a bulk change on the next one
But basically the stars wouldn't alone this week
Ashley's been pegged too hard by his missus
You know what he's all like
He's a bit kinky like that
He's into sweaty feet and all sorts
And yeah I've just been grafting
And we've not been able to meet up
And get the episode out to you as normal
For all you lovely listeners at home
So hopefully you can hear me loud and clear
It's not too loud, the background noise
Coming from the graft van, the graft mobile
And it is just gonna be a short one
Because it's a short bit of a drive for me at the moment
But I thought I've gotta keep you all happy
You know we've got all you lovely listeners out there
I will start off with just saying how, obviously
Because I'm driving on my own
I cannot read any of the correspondence
So any of those lovely emails from yourselves
And messages, the WhatsApps on the Real Talking hotline
Which as you all should know by now
The number is 07 470 488 096
Links are in the description for all the emails
The phone numbers and all that
As you surely do know by now
We don't like to pester it too much
But you know it does need a little reminder
Every now and again
But yeah and then also while you're here
If you do enjoy it, finger that like button
If you're new, subscribe, follow, all that jazz
I mean I know we shouldn't have to remind you
But sometimes we do need to just give a little bit of a nudge
Just to point you in the right direction
But yeah, not a great deal has gone on this week really
I've not seen too much in the news
There was a strange story that I did hear
Where there was a London sword attack
And there was a police officer that's lost most of his hands
You know, it just makes you think
What is the world coming to these days?
Sword attack?
I mean for any of the American listeners
I know it's a common theme with the government
It's a common theme with the gun violence over there
But I think that's why we have a lot of this stupid crime over here
Because there's not enough armed police rocking around
Just to quickly deter and deal with any of these stupid idiots
Running around with swords and machetes and all that crap
I don't know what the world's coming to
It makes you think
Do you really want to bring up any kids in the world these days?
I mean, not that it's on the cards for me
Obviously Ashley's still a loving father
He's happy
So don't take everything I say as gospel
But yeah, it's hot at the moment
I'd love to have the window down right now
But you definitely wouldn't be able to hear me
Because it would be too loud
So that's another reason why I'm going to keep it short and sweet
But let me know if this is the kind of thing you'd want to hear
If you have enjoyed it
Drop some comments, emails and whatever
I do plan on doing this as a bit of a more regular thing
Driving with JD or around the world in a little van
Something like that
Titles are a work in progress
So if any of you have got any ideas for it, let me know
We will have a duo driving in the van
Not next week, the week after
So it will be lads on tour
Even though we're not really on tour
We've just got to drive
We've got things to do
And that will be the only time that we will be able to record that episode on that weekend
But while it is in my head
One of the usual culprits on the correspondence are James
I mean, Lee on the WhatsApp
Appreciate the WhatsApps that do come in
He's been giving a bit of grief again to Lee
So without reading it off the hotline
I can't say it word for word
But it was along the lines of
Man United have destroyed Liverpool's season
So that's referencing to the battering that we gave them in the FA Cup quarterfinal
And to be fair, yeah, when you think about it
That's when Liverpool's season started going downhill
Obviously they didn't perform too great on the second game against United
And obviously got humbled by Everton the other week
Last week wasn't too good
West Ham pulling the draw back in the end
And then this weekend I think they play Tottenham
If I remember rightly
You've got to beat Tottenham
The form that they're on at the moment
Unfortunate not to get a draw against Arsenal in the end
But just absolutely horrendous against Chelsea of an altar as well
So Liverpool should be looking confident for that game
But Liverpool have just been terrible lately as well
So that could be Angie's return to a bit of form for Tottenham
But we'll see
Otherwise James, I feel for you
I'm not saying that United are having a great season
You comment, mentioned something about Burnley
And yeah, we was unfortunate not to score a few goals
But we should have done better
We should have finished the game off, not conceded
I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole of VAR
It's not a football podcast
Maybe that might be one of the things that I do on my little touring with JD
Van vlogs
But yeah, we'll see on future episodes what I do
But yeah, the main comment from James was
At least his Jürgen Klopp pillow is better than my 10 hard bed sheets
And I just want to correct you on that mate
It's not 10 hard bed sheets that I've got
It's Alex Ferguson and the class of 99
The treble winning season
I've only got the glory days to live on these days
And also, yeah, I ain't going to get a 10 hard one
Until he wins something more than just the Carabao Cup
Which I'm sure you'll have one of those as your new bed sheet this season
Won't you?
Since that's all that Klopp's got in his final season
But yeah, we'll save that topic for the Undertake podcast
That we start in a few weeks time
In a few weeks time, eh James?
But yeah, I've been out and about grafting this morning
Driving through the countryside at the moment
Which you won't be able to see on the video
Because I can't pick up the phone and point it around
But yeah, off to another job now anyway
So literally was just a quick brief little video
Just to say apologies for not having the normal madness going out
We are going to get back onto it next week
Just literally nothing's worked right this week
I've been too busy
Ashley's been bummed too hard
And yeah, we've got to find the time again for next week
To get back to normal
Normal viewing for all you lovely listeners out there
As I say, because we haven't done any of the emails and the WhatsApp
We will start straight off with those
But just because we've missed them this week
Don't think that you can't send any more in
Just please do, keep them coming
All you lovely questions
There is some good questions that have come in this week to be honest
Oh, 12Cross0, I didn't know I was bow there
Yeah, there's been some great questions coming this week
And I will need to pass them on to Ashley
Because there's a couple that are little thinkers
And as you know, we're all about the prep on this podcast
You know, we always put 100% in for your viewing pleasure
So I will pass on those messages
So we've both had a little think about it
And got some good answers ready for you
But yeah, sending more of them anyway
It does really help
Not that we're lazy
It's just, like I've said
We're both busy, Ashley's a dad
He's not always getting bummed
And my work's just all over the place at the moment
I've literally just not had time to sit down and have five minutes for myself
So yeah, keep them all coming
We always appreciate it
I'm gonna try and get this out as quick as possible as well
Because I don't like to miss the deadline that I set for myself
You know, it's not like any of you pester us for it
You just all listen and download at different times
But yeah, always appreciate you doing that as well
Listening and downloading
So yeah, on that note, don't forget
Share it as well
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Send your messages in
If you've got any videos or anything
Finger them over as well
If I can, I will put them on to the podcast
On the video side of things
But yeah, hopefully you've enjoyed this
If you haven't, still leave a comment
Saying how shit you think it was
You can't part there, mate, Jesus Christ
Yeah, you've been quite fortunate on this
To be fair, if I was on the motorway
I'm sure there would have been a small portion of road rage
That you would have had to deal with by now
But there hasn't been
There probably will be once I get off
Because once I get off these country roads
That's when the usual dickheads are gonna be out most likely
But it is bank holiday weekend
So hopefully they're all off on holiday
And they're not gonna be in my way
I haven't even got a clue where I am, to be honest
So fortunately I have still got the sat nav on the screen
But yeah, sending your messages
Hope you've enjoyed it
Leave us a comment
Let me know what you think about this
Again, because I've just done it off the cuff
I haven't planned for any of this
I just thought this would be a little announcement for today
An announcement for why we haven't got a normal episode going out this week
So yeah, let us know what you think
Do you want to see more of it?
I mean, I'm gonna give more of it anyway
Probably not consistently, might just be every now and again
Other than the one that definitely is gonna be in a couple of weeks time
But yeah, let us know your thoughts
Hope you stay safe
And don't forget, keep it real
We'll see you on the next one
Peace!
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You can't deny