1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talking podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,360 Step your headphones, get ready to groove 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,800 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-so-sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,880 They've can't refuse electric, you can't deny 14 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,880 How are we all doing everyone? 15 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,120 Welcome back to, well not back to, something different this week 16 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,480 Driving with JD, now it's total work in progress 17 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,480 So a bulk change on the next one 18 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,480 But basically the stars wouldn't alone this week 19 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,920 Ashley's been pegged too hard by his missus 20 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,040 You know what he's all like 21 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,120 He's a bit kinky like that 22 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,760 He's into sweaty feet and all sorts 23 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,920 And yeah I've just been grafting 24 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,000 And we've not been able to meet up 25 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,440 And get the episode out to you as normal 26 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,120 For all you lovely listeners at home 27 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,840 So hopefully you can hear me loud and clear 28 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,760 It's not too loud, the background noise 29 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,720 Coming from the graft van, the graft mobile 30 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,080 And it is just gonna be a short one 31 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,320 Because it's a short bit of a drive for me at the moment 32 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,760 But I thought I've gotta keep you all happy 33 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,680 You know we've got all you lovely listeners out there 34 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,480 I will start off with just saying how, obviously 35 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,840 Because I'm driving on my own 36 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,320 I cannot read any of the correspondence 37 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,440 So any of those lovely emails from yourselves 38 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:03,680 And messages, the WhatsApps on the Real Talking hotline 39 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,480 Which as you all should know by now 40 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:10,880 The number is 07 470 488 096 41 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,040 Links are in the description for all the emails 42 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,320 The phone numbers and all that 43 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,840 As you surely do know by now 44 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,600 We don't like to pester it too much 45 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,240 But you know it does need a little reminder 46 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,440 Every now and again 47 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,040 But yeah and then also while you're here 48 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,920 If you do enjoy it, finger that like button 49 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,600 If you're new, subscribe, follow, all that jazz 50 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,600 I mean I know we shouldn't have to remind you 51 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,480 But sometimes we do need to just give a little bit of a nudge 52 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,720 Just to point you in the right direction 53 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,080 But yeah, not a great deal has gone on this week really 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,800 I've not seen too much in the news 55 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,960 There was a strange story that I did hear 56 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,000 Where there was a London sword attack 57 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,680 And there was a police officer that's lost most of his hands 58 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,040 You know, it just makes you think 59 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,200 What is the world coming to these days? 60 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,640 Sword attack? 61 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,880 I mean for any of the American listeners 62 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,400 I know it's a common theme with the government 63 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,840 It's a common theme with the gun violence over there 64 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:17,600 But I think that's why we have a lot of this stupid crime over here 65 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,280 Because there's not enough armed police rocking around 66 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:26,720 Just to quickly deter and deal with any of these stupid idiots 67 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,200 Running around with swords and machetes and all that crap 68 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,320 I don't know what the world's coming to 69 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,280 It makes you think 70 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,320 Do you really want to bring up any kids in the world these days? 71 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,960 I mean, not that it's on the cards for me 72 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,360 Obviously Ashley's still a loving father 73 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,840 He's happy 74 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,040 So don't take everything I say as gospel 75 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,200 But yeah, it's hot at the moment 76 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,120 I'd love to have the window down right now 77 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,200 But you definitely wouldn't be able to hear me 78 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,040 Because it would be too loud 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,560 So that's another reason why I'm going to keep it short and sweet 80 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:06,000 But let me know if this is the kind of thing you'd want to hear 81 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,760 If you have enjoyed it 82 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,800 Drop some comments, emails and whatever 83 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,280 I do plan on doing this as a bit of a more regular thing 84 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,680 Driving with JD or around the world in a little van 85 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,040 Something like that 86 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,400 Titles are a work in progress 87 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,360 So if any of you have got any ideas for it, let me know 88 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:33,440 We will have a duo driving in the van 89 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,360 Not next week, the week after 90 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,720 So it will be lads on tour 91 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,040 Even though we're not really on tour 92 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,960 We've just got to drive 93 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:41,920 We've got things to do 94 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:47,040 And that will be the only time that we will be able to record that episode on that weekend 95 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,840 But while it is in my head 96 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:57,360 One of the usual culprits on the correspondence are James 97 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,840 I mean, Lee on the WhatsApp 98 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,920 Appreciate the WhatsApps that do come in 99 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,840 He's been giving a bit of grief again to Lee 100 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,560 So without reading it off the hotline 101 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,920 I can't say it word for word 102 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,280 But it was along the lines of 103 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,800 Man United have destroyed Liverpool's season 104 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:24,880 So that's referencing to the battering that we gave them in the FA Cup quarterfinal 105 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,720 And to be fair, yeah, when you think about it 106 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,920 That's when Liverpool's season started going downhill 107 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,760 Obviously they didn't perform too great on the second game against United 108 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,960 And obviously got humbled by Everton the other week 109 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,120 Last week wasn't too good 110 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,200 West Ham pulling the draw back in the end 111 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,680 And then this weekend I think they play Tottenham 112 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,800 If I remember rightly 113 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,960 You've got to beat Tottenham 114 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,800 The form that they're on at the moment 115 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,360 Unfortunate not to get a draw against Arsenal in the end 116 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,400 But just absolutely horrendous against Chelsea of an altar as well 117 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,360 So Liverpool should be looking confident for that game 118 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,720 But Liverpool have just been terrible lately as well 119 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:20,960 So that could be Angie's return to a bit of form for Tottenham 120 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:21,600 But we'll see 121 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,080 Otherwise James, I feel for you 122 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,080 I'm not saying that United are having a great season 123 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,440 You comment, mentioned something about Burnley 124 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:38,000 And yeah, we was unfortunate not to score a few goals 125 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,240 But we should have done better 126 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,800 We should have finished the game off, not conceded 127 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,480 I'm not going to go down the rabbit hole of VAR 128 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,920 It's not a football podcast 129 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,920 Maybe that might be one of the things that I do on my little touring with JD 130 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:52,960 Van vlogs 131 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,000 But yeah, we'll see on future episodes what I do 132 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,960 But yeah, the main comment from James was 133 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:08,560 At least his Jürgen Klopp pillow is better than my 10 hard bed sheets 134 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,480 And I just want to correct you on that mate 135 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,560 It's not 10 hard bed sheets that I've got 136 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,600 It's Alex Ferguson and the class of 99 137 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,000 The treble winning season 138 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,400 I've only got the glory days to live on these days 139 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,720 And also, yeah, I ain't going to get a 10 hard one 140 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,400 Until he wins something more than just the Carabao Cup 141 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:33,200 Which I'm sure you'll have one of those as your new bed sheet this season 142 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:33,680 Won't you? 143 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,680 Since that's all that Klopp's got in his final season 144 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,120 But yeah, we'll save that topic for the Undertake podcast 145 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,760 That we start in a few weeks time 146 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,080 In a few weeks time, eh James? 147 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,880 But yeah, I've been out and about grafting this morning 148 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,760 Driving through the countryside at the moment 149 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,080 Which you won't be able to see on the video 150 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,600 Because I can't pick up the phone and point it around 151 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,600 But yeah, off to another job now anyway 152 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,200 So literally was just a quick brief little video 153 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:14,000 Just to say apologies for not having the normal madness going out 154 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,160 We are going to get back onto it next week 155 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,720 Just literally nothing's worked right this week 156 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,840 I've been too busy 157 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,000 Ashley's been bummed too hard 158 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,880 And yeah, we've got to find the time again for next week 159 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,800 To get back to normal 160 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,480 Normal viewing for all you lovely listeners out there 161 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,240 As I say, because we haven't done any of the emails and the WhatsApp 162 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,240 We will start straight off with those 163 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,240 But just because we've missed them this week 164 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,360 Don't think that you can't send any more in 165 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,360 Just please do, keep them coming 166 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,400 All you lovely questions 167 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:52,320 There is some good questions that have come in this week to be honest 168 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,320 Oh, 12Cross0, I didn't know I was bow there 169 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,320 Yeah, there's been some great questions coming this week 170 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,040 And I will need to pass them on to Ashley 171 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,360 Because there's a couple that are little thinkers 172 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,160 And as you know, we're all about the prep on this podcast 173 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:12,400 You know, we always put 100% in for your viewing pleasure 174 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,560 So I will pass on those messages 175 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,880 So we've both had a little think about it 176 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,880 And got some good answers ready for you 177 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,880 But yeah, sending more of them anyway 178 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:22,880 It does really help 179 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,880 Not that we're lazy 180 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,880 It's just, like I've said 181 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,880 We're both busy, Ashley's a dad 182 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,880 He's not always getting bummed 183 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,360 And my work's just all over the place at the moment 184 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:38,640 I've literally just not had time to sit down and have five minutes for myself 185 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,360 So yeah, keep them all coming 186 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,360 We always appreciate it 187 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,880 I'm gonna try and get this out as quick as possible as well 188 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,640 Because I don't like to miss the deadline that I set for myself 189 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,640 You know, it's not like any of you pester us for it 190 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,120 You just all listen and download at different times 191 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:58,080 But yeah, always appreciate you doing that as well 192 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,600 Listening and downloading 193 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,600 So yeah, on that note, don't forget 194 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,600 Share it as well 195 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,600 Follow, subscribe if you're new 196 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:11,600 The hotline number 0747 048 8096 197 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,600 Send your messages in 198 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,600 If you've got any videos or anything 199 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,600 Finger them over as well 200 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:21,600 If I can, I will put them on to the podcast 201 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,600 On the video side of things 202 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,600 But yeah, hopefully you've enjoyed this 203 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,600 If you haven't, still leave a comment 204 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,600 Saying how shit you think it was 205 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,600 You can't part there, mate, Jesus Christ 206 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,600 Yeah, you've been quite fortunate on this 207 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,600 To be fair, if I was on the motorway 208 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,600 I'm sure there would have been a small portion of road rage 209 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,600 That you would have had to deal with by now 210 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,600 But there hasn't been 211 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,600 There probably will be once I get off 212 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,600 Because once I get off these country roads 213 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:57,600 That's when the usual dickheads are gonna be out most likely 214 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,600 But it is bank holiday weekend 215 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,600 So hopefully they're all off on holiday 216 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,600 And they're not gonna be in my way 217 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,600 I haven't even got a clue where I am, to be honest 218 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:11,600 So fortunately I have still got the sat nav on the screen 219 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,600 But yeah, sending your messages 220 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600 Hope you've enjoyed it 221 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600 Leave us a comment 222 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,600 Let me know what you think about this 223 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,600 Again, because I've just done it off the cuff 224 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,600 I haven't planned for any of this 225 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,600 I just thought this would be a little announcement for today 226 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,600 An announcement for why we haven't got a normal episode going out this week 227 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,600 So yeah, let us know what you think 228 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,600 Do you want to see more of it? 229 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,600 I mean, I'm gonna give more of it anyway 230 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,600 Probably not consistently, might just be every now and again 231 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:45,600 Other than the one that definitely is gonna be in a couple of weeks time 232 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,600 But yeah, let us know your thoughts 233 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,600 Hope you stay safe 234 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,600 And don't forget, keep it real 235 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,600 We'll see you on the next one 236 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,600 Peace! 237 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,600 Oh so sly, their chemistry's electric 238 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,600 You can't deny 239 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,600 You can't deny 240 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:46,600 You can't deny