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Yeah, we'll start off, so I do have to apologise to Abs
Because, so not last week, the week before
We had the teaser that it was Hooters weekend
Oh yes
For the boys, for James Poplar and his mates
So Abs was like Hooters, woo
All excited for it
And then because, you know, I'd let her down
She says JD, I can't believe you're making us wait another week for the Hooters story
So apologies, it was my fault, you know
I mean, we've just been having a chat off air
Off air, but not on the radio, off the pod
You know, in real life
You know, it's been another long week again
And yeah, struggling and tired
But we're here for you, we're still here to do the Real Talking
So I'm not going to let you wait any longer anyway
Abs and all the other diehard listeners
So we have got what happened
Right, now are you going to bold this up to anyone that
Maybe don't know the story of this, just so they get a perspective
Let's bold up a little bit, let's make them wait a bit more
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So brief history about this James Buckley
So Ryan messaged us originally saying
His mate thinks he can pull one of the waitresses or a hostess
I don't know what's PC for that term
Yeah
No, but God told
Maybe it's a bit above, maybe
Because
What again, the Hooters hire male staff
You know, apart from, say, a bartender
You know, do they have men walking around with the
I hope not
The one tough, the little hot, hot, hot
Orange hot pants, shorts, I don't know, orange short things on
Yeah, that's what I was like, I hope not because you just see the little booties from it
But the thing I always remember from Hooters is after movies when they used to just
Put the beer down, the tar
Yeah, wet t-shirt, competition sort of thing
And I doubt they'd do that anymore, especially over here
Well yeah, so I would, mate, let's go waitress then
Yeah, so if it's just women, then surely it's not offensive to say Hooters waitress
No, no, let's go with that
Yeah, I don't know what I'm bothered, I don't give a shit
So yeah, asking us, asked us what our views was
So we said, yeah, it sounds like he's a James Poclay, which is the lad from the Inuit team
The lad from the Inbetweeners
So yeah, they've been back and forth to Hooters a couple of times, trying to wag your mind
The last information we did have was that James Poclay ended up going home with a free AMA
Which is, you know, the last of the pickings at the end of the night
It's 10 to 3, it's what we call in the trade 10 to 3 girls
Yeah, in the trade, you know, it's 10 to 3, you've got no luck, you've got 10 minutes to try your luck
And that's where you go, and that's where you call a 10 to 3 girl
Yeah, you can't be picky
No, because I was just about to say it's kind of an ironic term when you say slim pickings
As usual, they're not so slim
They're not so slim, yeah
Nothing wrong with that though, nothing wrong with that
So yeah, then the other week, Rowan did say that this weekend was Hooters weekend
Right, there we go
Now everyone's up to date
Everyone knows what's been going on
Yeah, well, hopefully they kept track of it because we was all over the place
Which that's, they know what they're coming for
They fucking love it, mate
Absolutely, it's just real, real talk
So again, this wasn't last week, it was the week before when he did text me this
Howdy lads, just recovered from the hangover of my laugh
All worth it though, with all the laughs that we had at James Buckley in Hooters
From the off, we were egging him on to keep up the pace drinking
So that makes it sound like he's a bit like you, he doesn't like to down a bit
Yeah, but we've established that I can now drink you
On glasses of water, yeah
No, but anyway
We've gone over this before, pint for pint means alcohol
Not pint of water, it's more pint of alcohol
No, all I'm saying is, when we done it, you went to bed
Yeah, at the end of the night
But just because you was hydrating
Anyway, so he can't keep up
So they've told him he's got to keep up the pace
So yeah
Then when the moment was prime, we went to Hooters to find the lovely lady on shift
All hands on deck, we knew the drill
So more drinks and an order of food whilst piling on the pressure
Unfortunately, during his time, he completely bottled it
So we readied ourselves for all the terrorising
Unknown to me though, one of the lads had a cheeky chat while popping to the toilet
So as the check came, there was a little note saying that she was going to finish at 11
And will be in Ink Bar with some friends
So yeah, fair play
The lads are throwing a wingam in there
So what mate, over there, that one, in there, on it, what you're saying, bab
And so she's left a little note
So where was we
Immediately the table erupted with cheers and off we marched
More drinks and James was visibly nervous
Started to flap it a bit now
He's talked to a good guy, but can he walk the good guy?
After about an hour, we've seen her walking and straight over to my other mates
Let's call him Dean
And they started chatting
Whoa, whoa
Complete mixed emotions of shame, anger and sadness all over James' face
But he kept his calm
Caught enough to manage to sneak off and pull yet another
3am later at 12.30
Oh, he went earlier
Yeah, he was kind of earlier than last time as well
Because I think, yeah, it was, well no, well it said around 1am last time
So he's consistent, consistent
He's obviously got a sun game
If he's, you know, he's still going to chat him up before the end of the night
So, you know, he's doing well enough
Can't knock him
Can't knock him, we saw him wander out of the club with her and away he went
So we told the group of ladies what the crack was
All had a great laugh at his expense
And all had a great time together
Winky emoji
So what are you taking from the winky emoji mate?
I think they all went back and had a big gangbang
Right, well kids do anything nowadays
Yeah, yeah
Hopefully it wasn't at someone's mother's house
Because, you know, if that was my kids coming back for a big fucking sex orgy I'd be a bit pissed off
And if he was James Buckley how would you come back from this mate?
You've talked the game
You didn't walk the game
And then now your mates took over the match for her
Well, I think he's, you know, a bit too quick
So if she's turned up about half a level each going off of that
And then he's seen that Dean or Dan Wale
Yeah, Dean
If he's seen Dean speaking to her
Then surely it should be like, hang on, what's going on here Dean?
You know that fucking a long gap
What's going on?
You know, just have a quick chat
Little sidebar
Come to the bar with me
Let's get the drinks in
Don't just say what's going on
He should have fucking asked
Just to see what's going on
Because again, as far as he knows
He could have been trying to wing him in
But he hasn't done
And he's just started talking, hasn't he?
Let's say fair play, you know, he's still fair enough
He's not his prime number one target
He didn't strike out
No, he still managed to get some at the end of the night
He's just jumped the gun too quick, I think
Yeah, I mean, the next day
Obviously, Ryan was hanging
I think that was Monday morning
After the Hooters weekend
That he's message locked
So it's a long, long, long hangover
Which is quite surprising
I mean, Ryan's a good bit younger than us
So he shouldn't be having a hangover
He said it's the worst
Hangover of his life, so there must have been a few bears involved
Trial of pipe
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, maybe there was a bit of an after party or something then
This is like to clericise
There was definitely a bit of afters about something, mate
Yeah, maybe there was a bit of an after party or something then.
Yeah, yeah
He's been hosting the party
And Javs were reported
But he's got theseals
There was definitely a bit of afters about something mate.
He got his afters there, didn't he?
Having a show
Yeah, plenty of wits going on there.
He did
Which he's not part of
Jokes were reported.
Just not with the laddie of his choice
So he's notuloing
Yeah, he got his afters though didn't he?
Yeah
So yeah, give us the context of what you did then
The heat
He did.
Just not with the laddie of his choice.
vitally
interesed
So yeah, give us the context of what you did then Rob.
Yeah, we always ask for more details.
Yeah, we want to know what you and the rest of the boys got up to.
The winky face, he's open to interpretation.
Yeah, and then was her group of mates all females or was it some of she, them, he, them,
other pronouns, any of them, you know, there's no judging on any of that.
Which yeah, I'll jump onto that in a minute.
But yeah, give us more details on that.
Yeah, and thank you for keeping us updated.
You know, as you have been doing so.
Yeah.
But like, yeah, if you just give us a bit more details,
we'll be absolutely perfect.
Well, thanks for your email.
Yeah, and hopefully that's been suffice enough for you.
It was worth the wait of a couple of weeks.
It is funny though, we've all been waiting for James to make his move.
And obviously it's funny how, you know, you don't know what's going to happen.
No.
Yeah, but maybe it was just because he had his chance and he didn't completely bottle it down
and that's why he snuck off.
Maybe he didn't want to have that confrontation with Dean and just say, hang on mate, you know,
this is mine.
Maybe they did, maybe he went up to Dean and Dean was like, no, she's on me, mate.
He's like, right, and that's why he's obviously went with the 10 to 3.
Maybe his clock was a bit fast, mate.
Yeah, he hasn't put them back in March now.
That cracks me up with the bands, not my band because I did mine straight away,
but I'm trying to read the time in the other lads' band the other day and they haven't changed
when the clocks changed and that and all.
So, you know, I shouldn't have to be doing math just to tell what the time is.
Quick math, yeah.
So I just kept putting my phone out instead.
But yeah, since I just went a bit controversial again with more slip of the tongue.
So because I've done these mad hours this week and that, I've managed to watch
the programme on Netflix, Baby Reindeer.
Right. I haven't watched it.
I've seen the trailer for it.
So I wouldn't spoil it because obviously it's only just been out for like a week anyway.
But yeah, there's bits in that where it involves a transgender person and that.
But because it's all based on a true story as well.
So the main character, well, the lead actor.
The male is the male it happened to in real life.
Yeah.
Which I don't know, I'd say about 10 years ago, something like that happened.
And I can't, I don't know what the name of the programme was.
But yeah, it's slamming a lot of people.
And so he's changed names and stuff of the characters from the real old people.
But that's all I've seen on fucking TikTok is they've found out who the
producers from such and such programme and who the woman is that was doing the stalking and that.
Yeah, they've been posting, naming and shaming and that.
Oh, yeah, it's, but really is worth the watch.
I did manage to watch the first two episodes of, I know it's fucking going back a while now,
but quite on set.
I felt like the peak on episode one.
That's why I haven't gone out of my way to carry on watching the rest of the episodes.
Because the second episode, let me be wrong, there was still enough to keep me watching.
But yeah, I think they just need to keep on episode one.
I know the corner got to do it in an order.
Then again, I don't know.
Yeah, I think they're going to peak, bring you back down and climb up.
I will get round to watching the end of it.
But then again, I still haven't even watched the rest of the WrestleMania.
I watched Fallout.
It's on my list.
I've not watched it yet.
Again, I've never played the game.
And this is why I thought, because I never played Last of Us, a computer game.
Really enjoyed that TV series.
I'd only ever watched other YouTube videos of people playing the Last of Us.
Yeah, right.
But yeah, never played it myself.
So same with Fallout, I've never played it.
So it was interesting to know the story of what the game is about.
Well, I've got a question for you, if you could make any computer game into a movie or TV series, which one would it be?
Because it seems like a good idea now.
Obviously, the story is being told in a game platform that is great.
So you don't have to think, no, just getting that ideology put into the TV series, just making sure it all matches up.
Yeah, I think with a lot of the newer games, a lot of them are already movies in themselves anyway.
You know, the locks of the Kingdom Hearts and that, which that would be a good one.
When I thought I was going to ask you, because I knew I was going to ask you because I knew I was going to talk about Fallout.
But yet I thought, how great would it be for them to do a Kingdom Hearts TV series?
Yes, but also not a PG one. It's like 15, so it's a bit dark.
Yes, I was chatting with one of the other lads the other day. I preferred it.
So have you watched Invincible on Amazon, the cartoon of superheroes?
Yes, season one.
Yeah, I've only watched two episodes of season two, I think.
But I remember watching episode one of that and within the first couple of minutes, the swear and there's blood splatters all over the place.
And I was like, this is what we need. We're adults, we still want to watch cartoons because we're still childish on the inside.
But we need this mature content. And yeah, so stuff like that is prime for us, but that's what we need.
So yeah, I think the locks of Kingdom Hearts and that, because you've got a lot of movie transitions in them.
So it's easy to do it, but we've already got that story anyway.
And obviously, if you have an actual character playing Sora and then have the other people a CGI, so they look in their Disney character form, if that makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I was watching Fallout, I was like, I need to do Kingdom Hearts because there's so much stories you can branch off and tell.
Yeah, you know, there's three games of it and there's number fours in development as well.
Yes, but it takes you not only to Disney characters, but it takes you to fauna fantasy characters.
Yeah, which again, there could be spin-offs then as well, couldn't there?
So I was watching it and I was like, I'm not asking you this question on this part.
And the first thing that came to my head was Kingdom Hearts.
Yeah, I mean, there's lots of them.
Again, because a lot of the fauna fantasy is the ones that actually do have good stories. So, you know, Seven's been done several times with advent children.
I can't think of the other names, but there's a couple of little movies for number seven.
The storyline on Ten, that's good as well.
I would say that's a lot of movie stuff already unique.
It wasn't really needy. That is a good question.
Maybe some of the listeners could tell us what computer game they would make into a movie or TV series.
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Yeah.
I mean, the possibilities endless, isn't it?
Yeah, because the story is already there. So that's what I was thinking. So in terms of a story, it's there. So you don't need the story.
Do you get what I'm saying? You don't need to write the story. It just needs to be produced.
Because I watched, again, I know it's been out for a long time now, but One Piece on Netflix.
So again, there's already the anime and there's like 200 seasons of that.
And then I hadn't watched any of the anime, watched the Law of Action on Netflix and then started watching.
I think I've watched the first season of the anime, but I just run out of time.
Just fucking forget about it and then I'm onto something else.
One that I'm surprised now I'm thinking about it that I haven't done a Law of Action of is Naruto.
Yes, I've only ever watched a few episodes. Again, there's not 10,000 episodes.
So if I was to try and go back to carry on. Well, don't figure out where I'd stop watching it and then fucking carry on.
If not, I'd have to start from the beginning. I've probably got to 200 episodes originally anyway.
God knows. But yeah, so I'm surprised I haven't done that one yet then, since that's a popular trend now.
I was addicted with Pokemon. Obviously the My Dad Detective Picture.
Yeah, which the second one's coming out soon as well.
Yes. So I think it's definitely a production anyway.
Yeah. Well, more on that. Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool, Wolverine.
The trailer. Yes. It smashed all sorts of records.
Has he really? Yeah. Most watched. Fucking Trailer, whatever and all this.
Within literally like an hour. It just it was billions of views within like an hour. Something stupid.
I didn't even know that it was dropping. It was just while I was fucking standing in line literally to get a coffee.
Just had a quick flick on Facebook and it was there straight away.
I was like, oh, trailer. And I was thinking it was just going to be a 30 second teaser like a Super Bowl advert or something.
Yeah, I clicked it and I'm literally standing there just fucking watching for three minutes.
Fucking yes. Look, just from the trailer, I'm like, this has a good soundtrack.
Yeah. Soundtrack.
I've only watched it once. But, you know, the little Easter eggs in it, seeing the giant Ant-Man mask, which
that puts it so far into the future on the comic book references because
there's literally a series where Ant-Man has died in his giant form.
And so his body's there for fucking years and years just decaying and it ends up being called Ant-Man Hill, something like that.
So, yeah, since his mask is giant, it looks like there's a face in the mask as well. So Paul Paul Rudd is dead apparently.
There's talks that Henry Cavill, who was Superman, is a variance of Logan as well.
So there's one bit where it's Wolverine, but he's not facing him and so they're saying, yeah, that's Henry Cavill, obviously, and this and that.
So, yeah, it's...
It comes out July, doesn't it? It comes out pretty soon. It's not super.
So, yeah, desperate for that to come out now, to be fair. Yeah, but it's just exciting.
Yeah, hopefully it's a good film. Yeah. It looks like, I mean...
It's got to be. When Spider-Man brought, obviously, the other two Spider-Mans back, that was great to see that.
So it'd be good to see Wolverine, especially in the yellow garmin as well. Yeah, yeah.
The old comic book style costume. Yeah, it's got to be good because, you know, with how much it was built up over the one and two,
you know, you can't... With how many films there is over the years, when the first one smashed it out of the park,
then the second one's over hot and then it's shit. Deadpool 2 wasn't. I still thought it held on its own.
It was a good enough film. So, yeah, I feel I've got good hopes for it, you know.
Sure, I won't be let down. But did you see Ryan Reynolds' little birthday tribute to Rob McAulhan? No, no, no.
So it was his birthday last week on the same day that the Titanic set sail as well.
So he says he sent out an exhibition team to find some Rex and Blarg app that was on the Titanic.
Unfortunately, they couldn't find none. So while they were there, they found fucking the portraits of his grandfather or whatever it was.
And it's drawn, like, fucking drawn up on a French cast, so it's just Rob fucking there, topless, fucking Manfra on the go and that.
And then he just blurs out as he gets to his cock and that. Fucking... He is funny.
I'm sure he's got a good team around him to help him do stuff like that. Yeah, I mean, he's already thinking about doing that.
Obviously the team obviously have to go and do that. But yeah, he just seems like such a nice bloke, doesn't he, really?
Oh, because that's the other thing. I don't know if you've seen going back to the Deadpool trailer, one of the Rex and players was meant to be an extra in it.
Yeah, so I didn't see who it was. Parma, the strike, his name's Parma. Was that the one that got injured?
I don't know. I mean, I've all probably been injured at some point. But it was not...
Is that the tall strike with the beard? Yeah, I don't know.
But yeah, again, I didn't see him in the trailer, but I saw comments and Ryan come out and says, yes, to all you Eagle-Haw people, whatever, he is one of the Rex and players.
I think a few of them are meant to be in it as well across the course of the film.
But yeah, I'm trying to avoid, because I've seen the logs of that, you know, saying that the Rex and players in it and this and that.
I'm trying to avoid seeing too much of that because I don't want to see spoilers and that. So I don't like that too much.
Not for films I really want to watch anyway.
So I did that for Spider-Man, you know, when the other two Spider-Mens come into it.
And took the dog around to my mum's, so we were going to the movies. She was, what are you watching? I went Spider-Man.
She went, yeah, that's the one where everyone comes back in, comes back to it. My friend told me.
It cracks me up that she does.
Just told me.
No need for it.
God.
Again, I was on about this earlier with one of the other lads. It's like when you're watching a film together.
I don't know if your partner does it, but mine does it too much.
So it's something that both of you haven't watched. And then it's the constant comments.
Do you think such and such is going to happen? Do you think they did it?
Do you think they're about to die? Or I think this is going to happen.
I don't know. We're going to watch and see together.
So that's annoying as it is. But then when they watch something, I watch this bit.
This is going to happen now. All right, let me watch it.
I'll find out when I see.
That would be annoying.
It is annoying, mate. I can trust me.
That's why it's a shame that domestic violence is frowned upon these days.
Sometimes I just need it.
Put some talcum powder on that, mate.
See if that'll just spit on you.
It's a good job we can't get cancelled any. We're immune to it.
So leading on from that anyway, there was something else that I did want to bring up.
So in typical fashion, we had St George's Day the other day. No one knows about it.
I already know. As we were on our way back from one of the exhibition shows, it was the other day.
Actually, it was on the radio.
Something stupid was said. It's Shakespeare Day. It's Shakespeare Day today, blah, blah.
And then the other chap says, isn't it St George's Day today?
I don't know. So I've got the calendar up. There it was. Letters. Obviously, St George's Day.
I was like, I didn't even know.
So the fact that the radio is saying it's Shakespeare Day, not St George's Day, is another kick in the balls to St George.
But then the next day then, I don't know the presenter's name, but GB News anyway.
The ones that try and give actual news and they're not biased to anything in particular necessarily.
So he started reporting on it saying, so the way that the camera footage is in that and other BBC News and whatever
made it seem like it was riots that were going on and then it was mass protests.
And it was just people in pubs, England flags and stuff, being patriotic and just singing, singing a lot,
just the football songs and stuff, trying to have a good time.
And then with all of them, the videos that were being spoken about, police ended up turning up
and beating the shit out of fucking proud English people just because they've got the England flags on and that.
And so he's cross referencing with all this, you know, the Iran stuff, Hamas fucking, well it's not protests, is it?
But all these pro-terrorism, again, because it's not protests.
It's like a march. Yeah, meetings and outside of statues and stuff.
And the police aren't doing anything and there's not, you know, flares going off and it just shows the place standing there.
But yet, literally, the one of them, there was just a group of people in a pub having a drink
and they're singing fucking England to the door and whatever.
And then the next minute, the place of compaging in and they're literally whacking everyone with the fucking batons.
And it's so, why are you doing that?
Look, if you're going to do it on St George's Day, do it on Paddy's Day as well, there, for the fucking patriotic Irish people.
It was absolutely disgusting.
And obviously that's what he was saying as well on GB News.
And I just couldn't believe it.
Why is it such a horrible thing to be patriotic for your own country these days, man?
You know, I still see Ukraine flags being flown, which I appreciate.
I mean, it's a bit annoying when I'm finding out that Richie Sunak's given another 400 million to aid them
when they still haven't even got the money from the side of Chelsea, which is billions and billions of pounds.
So, you know, that's more tax money going over to them, which fair enough, yeah, to help them fight against Russia.
But we can't even have an England flag hanging out the window when there's an England football flag without being deemed as racist.
It's just annoying. The whole country's come to part.
It seems the wrong, it's like the upside down world in Stranger Things.
It's just, if it doesn't make sense, it's happening.
Yeah, and then if it, yeah, and then obviously the opposite. But yeah, it's literally, I understand what you're saying.
It's just a crazy time. It's a crazy time to be living in this country and with everything that's going on.
You always feel like you're victimising, you're racist or something in some way, it seems.
Yeah.
Not racist, but you get what I'm saying.
That's what you might have felt.
If you like, if you have a St. George's flag out, you're deemed to be racist.
Because I heard someone talk about seeing the St. George's flag.
They say that as a racist flag. Did you see this?
I've seen many people over the last couple of years coming out with that, to be honest.
So that's why I was just referencing that.
But it is a strange world because it is, like I said, if it doesn't make sense, it happens.
I mean, 500 million, yeah, I'm dodging potholes on the way to work.
Like Mario Kart, like, it's just...
Which that cracks me up because we pay road tax, pay counter tax.
So why should we have to have an MOT when the roads aren't even looked at?
When we're paying the road tax, what's the road tax fucking good for if it's not filling up fucking potholes?
It's just because you've got more people taking out ends going in.
Like on everything.
I think that's what's fundamentally wrong with this country is too many people taking it out the park.
Yeah.
Then it's going in. I mean, look, I mean, we're going down a rabbit hole.
Yeah, we're not a political podcast. We're not a football podcast.
We'll get on to football again shortly.
You know where it's all going, people. You fucking love it.
But yeah, it is just crap.
And that's why I don't blame anyone that can cheat the system in any shape or form.
I'm not condoning being a lazy fucker and just claiming benefits because you don't want to work.
But, you know, if you can get away with a job here and there and that you don't pay your tax on it.
Fucking I'm all for it.
Fair price. Yeah.
But if you dodging fucking millions of pounds worth because you fucking you're a Tory cunt and that, then yeah, you should get done.
They're all out there. They're out to look after themselves, not us.
So that's why when I win that euro millions and all under a million, you won't get a good podcast.
Production show.
Yeah. You get a full-size studio.
Producer, everything.
Guests.
Better hosts.
Nah, they wouldn't listen then would they? They'd come for us.
No, I think it'd be, imagine how disrespected then of you going from like a normal person to being like a millionaire.
Yeah.
So you're knowing about Piles. You're like, yeah, I ordered a new Lamborghini. It didn't come, you know, and so on.
I wouldn't need to worry about Piles though. I'd have a fucking helicopter.
Helicopter.
But you wouldn't live in the UK, would you?
Nah, we'd fucking ship straight out of this shit hole.
Where would you go?
Not somewhere hot. Going down the hills.
Well, we spoke about it before. I'd love to live in Alaska.
Because I'd have loads of fucking dogs and that's no dogs, crappy dogs.
Not no little crappy chihuahuas.
Well, we'll get back onto that in a sec.
This is in my head again now.
So the other day, got back.
Well, I did ask the missus to walk the dog before I fucking got home, but she didn't fucking.
This was Sunday. I was at work fucking all weekend.
So she didn't walk the dog.
So I'm taking him out for a little lap.
Because I'm tired. It's been a long day and that.
So in the park at the back of me, there's the football cage.
I've got my headphones on noise canceling headphones.
So, you know, I can't hear too much.
But I've heard just this little girl scream at the top of the fucking lawns.
And I've looked and she's there holding a scooter back in her way.
She's inside the cage fucking, you know, she's safe.
And then she's shouting, get that dog, get that dog, fucking get him, get him.
She's got nine, 10 years old, something like that.
I fucking felt like kicking her in the head, man.
You know, don't luckily my dog is soft as fuck.
He ain't going to go attack anyone on that.
Other dogs have attacked him.
He thinks it's play time and he's not fucking pulling them back or anything.
But if he was, you know, anxious on loud noises like that or fucking was an aggressive dog,
he'd be straight over because I've seen he, you know, they'll react to that kind of thing and go,
like what you're saying. So luckily he's not like that.
I've carried him walking and then I'm assuming it was a little brother.
He's come out the other end of the cage and he's trying to wave at me.
Now, he might have just wanted to fuss the dog because a lot of them do.
You know, I don't mind stopping for a moment, let the kids have a little fuss with the dog.
But I was already not in the fucking right mood now because of that little bitch.
And I'm actually call her a fucking bitch because she was no need to fucking shout out that being aggressive saying,
get that dog and that. So again, I wasn't rude to the lad.
I just went not today, mate.
Carry on walking.
Then I got around the corner and I've seen this Asian dude sitting, I'm guessing it was his garden,
but sitting on the wall, two phones.
I don't know if he was talking on one.
Drug dealer found the one, mate.
He didn't look like a drug dealer to me.
But yeah, so sitting there anyway and then as I'm walking past,
it was so even though it's mainly a brick wall, you know, when you've got the metal gates where it's just railings,
so there's gaps, but it's got like little mesh net in the crossy little fucking chihuahua bouncing off this fucking gate.
And again, mind's thinking, oh, another dog, want to play, want to play.
And this fucking chihuahua is roaming at the mouth and I'm like, Shiroot, no, come on, doesn't want to play with you.
He wants to bite your face off, mate. Come on.
And the guys are standing there looking at me as if my dog's going to do something.
If he wanted to, he'd be over this little fucking gate in no time because he's already fucking got his head over it.
And I'm like, mate, pick up your fucking dog.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
You just need to look after your dog, get your dog under the fucking patrol because that is not a natural reaction.
These little fucking chihuahuas shouldn't be aggressive.
I couldn't wait to get back home at that point.
There's no need for it.
I want the dog to have a chill, not a fucking drama as well.
So what was I saying there?
What was we on?
Use referencing.
But how far do you want to go back?
Before I started ranting about the fucking dog.
Top millionaires.
So, yeah, so being Alaska, I have a few more fucking snow dogs than that.
But yeah, we'd have homes all over the gaffer, wouldn't we?
We'd fucking we'd just get off here and there and just fucking record podcasts everywhere.
So every home would have a fucking studio.
I mean, it'd be a big thing, wouldn't it?
Yeah, well, I'm going to find me.
You can afford it. I can change any.
You could. Yeah.
So, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
You'd be fucking literally like the first.
Obviously, the missus with me, but you'd be the first phone call I'd fucking make.
Well, to be fair, got two phones.
You know, the hotline 0747 0488 096.
I'd put some credit on it and I'd be fucking ringing up another person as well.
I always thought this would always be a good TV audience.
I don't know if it's ever happened.
So, you know, if you won that already.
So someone records you from the moment you've won.
And then obviously, because if you won now, obviously TV, you call her.
Yeah. I don't know how it works exactly.
I assume someone comes to your house, you go to them.
But as so TV fucking driving straight there all.
Well, it says whatever scenario.
But then obviously film film films you from the moment you've won that.
Because obviously then you've got to go back to your house.
I assume the money takes 48 hours.
I don't think it's instant.
And it just then like that.
Oh, I found it.
And yes.
And then obviously, realizing that you'll never have to work again.
And then seeing how that person and boys, you know, moves out from a modest house into what house does he go for?
Do you know what I mean?
Because he's never.
So you're talking from.
And what I'm trying to say is I think it's really interesting to see how the normal person that's never had money get money instantly.
And how they react like would they go straight into Lamborghini, walk out the door with like a Lamborghini.
Do you know what I mean?
Or would it take a while?
Is it a slow burner?
Yeah.
So that's what I've always thought.
And you follow them for like two years.
Obviously, it's like six part documentary.
So it isn't just see the stages of them not used to having the money, then figuring out what to do with the money.
It's them like living, just living it.
And it's not a thing.
So I always thought that would be a good idea.
Well, the one that would be a good one of that was that one who was the bin man.
And then 12 months later, he blew it all.
The lotto lap.
The one in Scotland.
Sporty Rangers or something.
Rangers is a million pounder.
Yeah, I just know that he literally says like, I've snipped it all and thrown it out in the hot streets.
So yeah, that'd be a funny one to watch.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's definitely a Channel 5 one.
Yeah, fucking post about the vehicle.
Fucking yeah.
Yeah.
Would I want to be a part of that because there'd be a lot of people that just literally would never see me again.
No, no, no, but obviously, it wouldn't come out to two years down the line or a year down the line anyway.
So everyone that you've known there would have probably found out you've lost connection with one way or another.
So I just thought like, you know, that'd be a great TV show just because I found it interesting.
One to see how that format works, you bring the money and then imagine when you go online.
Obviously, I think they give you a private bank account.
It ain't going to be you know, it's TSB or HSB one.
It's going to be like a proper account with the money already.
Yeah, I wouldn't trust them to fucking look after me millions.
Yeah. So I assume it's like one of the richer people banks.
Yeah, I'd have to get fucking a Swiss account.
I assume he comes in one of them.
I assume that's I can't see it being in a regular bank like I just said, the Lord.
I think it's going to be in a because you know, footballers, they don't have Lord's TSB.
They have that fancy one in London, don't they?
The one the Queen uses. It's well, Queen did use it.
So yeah, it's specified for the King uses now.
Yeah, it's specified for that traveling aspect.
So you never have to worry about it.
Yeah, yeah. But I just thought that you had the concept that would be really good just from seeing someone like,
imagine when you've got the bank account and they go, well, if you need us, call us, there's our number.
Yeah. And you go out the door and you just like, there's a TV crew there and like, can you show us your bank balance?
Yeah, it's mad, ain't it? What are you going to do? I fucking don't know.
But like it'd be because imagine there'd be like a 20 year old that's fucking go out with all the beef with the lads flock to your mum's pipe,
everyone to be there, you know, and sort of an old couple that just fucking nothing changes.
So when you do find that a lot, that it's old retired people that don't need the money when fucking a couple million and that.
Because you know, sometimes you hear you hear those voice recordings of people that's won the lottery.
Yeah. And I heard the most boring one. He was like, oh, and I was like, well done, you've won X amount.
And there was like, are you going to celebrate? I think we'll have a cup of tea.
Oh, my God. That's a last thing. Yeah. Well, I think that's literally the national lottery advert.
Yeah, because I've heard that as well. Oh, yeah. And we'll have a cup of tea. Fuck off.
I'll be fucking blow it. Because, yeah, if you've got to wait, you know, two days to get your money, all my savings accounts and I get fucking living it off until the rest of those millions go with you.
So that might be different to other people. So I always thought that might be a good idea. Yeah. I'd be like, fuck it. Yeah. Get myself fucking 10 grand worth of debt until in these two days.
And I'm like, yeah, pop that. There's some interest for you. Fucking have it. Fucking yeah, I'd love it. Yeah. I'd put that fucking fancy there.
Go on to the correspondence again now. So a little question from Lauren.
What are things that men go through that women over do not understand or have empathy for? So straight away, getting kicked in the bollocks. Yeah. I mean, that does fucking hard.
That's the worst pain ever. It does fucking hard. It does fucking hard. It does. And it's one of them things that if you see another man get fucking kicked in the bollocks, you feel that pain. Yeah.
I know it's only in the morning. Yeah. You feel for. Yeah. Yeah.
But other than the jokey aspect of that, really, I mean, it goes pretty deep. I mean, if you if it was a welcome to mind when I first read that the other day was touching on what you brought up last week, that Danny Dyer program, what makes him that.
I think mental health. Well, because he's still a taboo thing for men to talk about their emotions and that. And yeah, just in general, if you're feeling down.
I mean, we've had these hard parts a few times over the years where one of us isn't in the best of place and, you know, consoled each other and whatever.
But that's always been hard conversations to have as well. You know, we're out as a group of lads. We'll never all sit there and go, lads, I'm not in the best place.
Because if we were to do it, we'd all be. Yeah, no one's.
Just have a drink. So I think, yeah, again, women won't do, but I don't know if any women thinking, oh, yeah, it's hard to be a man these days, mental health or anything.
I mean, again, not that I've ever felt down about anything like that. But sometimes you have to think, you know, it's been a hard week of this to do and that to do and that. But that's just general things and that.
I know a lot of those kind of things. My wife doesn't think, yeah, I'll take a bit of pressure off the giant water dog for him.
But that says more about her than it does me, really, doesn't it? But that's not a part of the real talking part. That's a, you know, talk about your missus podcast.
You know, there's a few other podcasts in the works that we're going to work on really, aren't there? On the take. We'll get on to it.
But yeah, I don't know, I'd say, even thinking about it doesn't, you know what I mean? You don't want to think about what, because if you're deep, you probably come up with something because you've been told to not go there.
Yeah, again, because that's touching on to that program from last week. What makes a man or whatever it was.
So you know what? I've got one. So I know it's changed now. When we had our daughter, Kobi, my other partner was entitled to six months off work.
I could only get two. Now I've done, obviously I know two weeks, two weeks, two weeks. And the week that I was in the hospital, so it was a week. So that's the part that I think women, not have it easier because obviously carrying the baby, but for me, I would love to spend more time when she was born.
Yeah, so now maybe that aspect is something, but I know it is a bit more different now. For bigger companies, it's probably a bit more even.
Yeah, and it's personal circumstances as well. Because obviously if he was more financially stable and could afford to have another month or two off, then he wouldn't have hurt the company that he worked for.
So yeah, that's always going to be an individual circumstance. But yeah, I suppose that might not be something that other people always think about.
I mean, again, I've already had the conversation with Marn because the missus earned good money. I'll happily take some time off and be the stay at home dad, the house husband, so to say.
Yeah, I suppose I think it's different for the younger generation of men for what would be because they are more emotional than in touch with their inner feelings.
I think they're more open and that.
Yeah, so I suppose it's just harder for us because we're on the back end of that old school mentality where men keep things bottled up.
Which I always still do, I definitely do, apart from road rage. I shout at everyone who comes on the road.
And that's where it all comes out, the only road rage.
I suppose so.
Because Leo almost went into me. If someone almost bumped into you on the street, it's just like nothing but because you're in a vehicle.
I walk around, I said, no, it isn't just road rage for me now. I'm walking around doing my fucking food shop and someone will just block, just stop and standing away.
Literally when they do just stop, they don't look to see if someone's behind them before they stop.
Yeah, they've got no perception.
Yeah, and so, alright, I guess we're both stopping then. I'll say my thoughts out loud a lot of the time because I don't give a shit.
I know as I'm just waiting for that confrontation one of the days, so I can just go, let's fucking go then.
Because it has been years since I've had a scrap. Not that I want to have a fight or anything.
Again, it's just probably instincts anyway. Sometimes men are just going to throw fists.
Yeah, but I do, I don't think I've ever had a drive, especially in recent years, where I've gone from A to B not shouted at someone, called them a cunt or something.
I don't always bib, but I like to give a thumbs down. So mainly it's as I'm on the motorway and I'm undertaking people.
Not speeding on the take, but I'm driving the right way. I'm in the left lane, I've overtaken, gone back to the left lane.
And then it's those lane huggers in two, three or four, just sitting there and I'll speed match them.
So I'll slow down just for a second to make that eye contact and just a little thumbs down and shake my head.
Just so they know that I'm disappointed, I'm not happy with them.
And then a few times as I'll speed up again back to 70, they'll fucking speed up next to me.
They'll try and give me a bit of shit and that's when it goes from a thumbs down to a middle finger.
Sometimes it would be a wanker or a cunt.
They're the worst ones when their motorway is empty as well. Just come on, just mid-line like, why?
Yeah, driving back like last night, yeah, last night.
So again, not that I'm really speeding. I won't say what I was doing, but I wasn't speeding, speeding. The van's not fast anyway.
So I've gone onto the motorway. I've gone past these two cars. One was a white BMW and that's what's gone around him.
So he was doing the right thing. I'm guessing it was he. I think it was that.
So the driver was doing the right thing. The ring lane one. The other driver was in lane two. Wasn't overtaking anyone.
So I'm behind the white BMW, indicated lane two and then I've seen that the BMW wanted to come over as well because they didn't want to undertake.
So I've gone straight over to three then, gone past, then as I overtook lane two, lane one, you know, move around, move back to the left.
But then the BMW started speed matching me and I'm thinking, is this fucking undercover place?
And so I'm making sure that I'm not going any faster because I was going faster than them, hence why I was going to overtake.
But then I'm thinking because I do get a lot where people don't want being overtaken by a van and said they'll speed up and try and overtake again.
So I'm thinking, am I going to get forward? And then as I'm coming off the junction, they've stayed right and fucking gone off to another one and knocked off my way.
But yeah, it was squeak of bum time for a little bit because I was like, you know, they're really following me.
But yeah, fucking drivers, too many fucking shit ones. So yeah, thanks for the question, Logan.
Yeah, I don't know off the top of my head. I can't think of anything else that might be empathetic, unempathetic, not give a shit about fucking men's feelings for me.
Question from Rowley. Do guys talk about girls behind their backs?
What? In what sense?
Well, I think in general, no. They probably do. But there's nothing that I'd say to you that I wouldn't say to my missus.
No, no.
We don't really gossip about girls and that. I know we used to have the conversations, you know, oh yeah, she was fucking nice or whatever.
If it's ones of you know, we don't really have a conversation about them that we wouldn't say to the faces.
No, I agree. No, no, I agree. No, I agree. That's that.
And then, yeah, I think I'm not going to say that that's everyone again because it might be different with the younger generations.
But yeah, I think in general, most of us are just comfortable. We'll talk about whatever.
There's no locker room talk or what they might think that we're all fucking having it. Yeah, he was fucking banging his back.
It's not like that. There is sometimes that conversation, but it's not all the time.
So just to touch on that other, obviously, Lawrence question, you kind of just keep it to yourself a lot.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. OK.
Again, because I remember having a conversation before a lot of the time.
So, again, look, I've done several times on Justice episode alone.
You know, I'll say something initially, intentionally slagging off the missus, you know, because she's done something I'm not happy of.
And I remember one of the other lads saying before, all you ever do is moan about her while you're even with her.
And my response straight away was, well, I'm not going to sit here at the pool, tell you about all the good times.
We're sitting there having a cuddle, watching the TV, having a great time because no one wants to hear that conversation.
Any man, though, like if you were to come and go, I had a great night, we'd come in, we had a take away, we snuggled, we had a little kiss, you know, I would go, OK.
What did you do next? Rubber feet? I did actually, yeah.
No, we don't want them conversations. And it's a part of the craft then.
I'm out having a laugh. Yeah, my missus done this, pissed me off. Fucking, this is funny. I'll tell them about this. And that's it.
Yeah, I don't think he realises what he said until I says that then. He's like, oh, yeah, fair enough, Jack.
But, you know, he's just used to fucking licking stamps and posting them off, though, so he doesn't know about it.
No relationships, that is brilliant. So, yeah, we're a completely different breed, obviously, because of genitals.
Compared to women, we don't need to have those gossipy behind the backs.
Because I've always found that annoying as well, why don't women or slag over women not have, behind the back.
And then there'd be best friends. Yeah, fucking, it does my head in that. Well, used to, fucking.
Again, that might not still happen. Might have just been a thing, you know, during our time back in the day.
But yeah, thanks for the questions on that. Now, I do have to get on to the final football section of the podcast.
Because we all know where it's going. But firstly, yeah, Lee, Lee's fucking on it.
James is going to be done again. Liverpool are done for. So it leads me on to James.
James, James sent two emails in this week. He's been good for. I don't need to say too much, to be fair, Lord.
You know, with him, I didn't email him this time, but I didn't give him no shit.
You know, I might have crossed the line in his eyes with me initiating a fucking banter last week.
But yeah, I know it was the week before I emailed him, wasn't it? So yeah, his first email was, so you're happy being a dickhead.
Fair enough. That WhatsApp lad can fuck off along with your Undertaker podcast.
So yeah, Lee, a bit bad news mate. Fucking James doesn't like you.
And then his other email was, leave it with your abuse about this week's results.
He knew you was good for it this week.
Yeah, because he's come with me on his initial email. He's expecting me to come out with how terrible Liverpool were.
You know, how they got humbled against Everton.
The fact that Jurgen Klopp was smiling when they conceded the second goal was a shame, a shambles.
Bottle jobs, Jurgen's bottle jobs, you know, were terms that I've come out with over the past few weeks because Liverpool have been playing shit.
But I'm not gonna this week, no. I'm not gonna stoop down to that this time.
James, sorry, I will get you no more. No, I don't need to. You know, you're obviously in so much pain.
Give him some breathing space. Yeah, you know, you can just stay there cuddling into your Liverpool quilt and pillow.
Just have a brave this week, mate. You know, don't worry about me coming at you with any deeks.
It's all in good chess, mates. You just take it easy.
And yeah, I'll save it for next week when West Ham bats here tomorrow as well, kid.
I mean, again, it's been one of those weeks with football, hasn't it, really?
No one expects Liverpool to lose so many games and play shit so much. But they have done. That's football. That's the Premier League.
You know, you know, it's run the course of it again the other night.
1-0 down, ball did back, 2-1 down, ball did back and then ended up going on for the win at the end.
You know, I expected to lose against Coventry last weekend as well, near fake up for the semi-final.
I just felt like it beforehand. I don't know if I said it on last week's episode as well, but I wasn't feeling good because I've seen Coventry, seen enough of them this season, know all about them.
I obviously live there. So, yeah, I wasn't expecting much and I was listening to it. I was working while I was listening to the game.
And yet I just expected it. I was shocked that we went up to 3-0, but I turned around and said to the lads, they score the momentum beyond them and the crowd is going to be beyond them as well.
So they're going to put it back. Lo and behold, they did. Again, got a bit of luck with offside, goal disallowed.
You know, the bat of all we should have had a penalty as well. But, you know, game was over, won on penalties was what it was.
Still might as well just hand it straight to Man City already. No point playing that on, just a waste of time, waste of everyone's energy.
But, yeah, I mean, it's better to be unique than not.
Yeah, it's an interesting end to the season anyway. Arsenal, I mean, last night, again, working late and that.
But I saw it, because by the time I got back, I could have watched the end of the Man City game, but 3-0 at half time, I was like, no-one's fucking watching it.
Was that 5-0 in the end? I don't even know. I saw it at 4. Yeah, I remember going online, just seeing what the score was and like, that's fucking good.
Yeah, I saw it at 4. I was like, I'm not even going to check again. Yeah, I can't see Man City. OK, we've said it enough.
I can't see Man City losing a game the rest of this season. Especially with there's no Champions League now.
Arsenal have got the harder run out of Arsenal Liverpool.
I think, to be fair, it's down to the United to do Arsenal in favour and fucking let them win against them in a couple of weeks when they play, just for the sake of not letting...
Well, for the hopes of Man City slipping, but I just can't see that happening.
Yeah, I think we just need these fucking allegations to come out against them, the charges of the 1-1-5, just so there can be a bit of fucking normality when they get thrown out in the fucking football league.
But that ain't going to happen because did you see when the other week they were trying to change the rules that you could break all these FFP and basically just pay a fine?
No, I didn't see that. So obviously it's all fucking alleged. I've not seen any background to it.
But I think essentially it's fucking Man City paying people to come up with new rules for it.
So it would just mean if these 115 charges got proved guilty, they'd have to pay like 150 million fine.
It's nothing for them, is it? Yeah, they'd get divvied up between the rest of the fucking Premier League teams. Yeah, it doesn't matter because the fucking oil money owner is just going to pay out of his own fucking pocket.
And then they'll do it again next year. And that would be... it was voted out. You know, the lots of the Everton's and all that fucking voted against it anyway.
So hopefully it doesn't come into play anytime soon. But yeah, it just opened up foot gates because Newcastle, their owners are the richest in the fucking league.
But because Newcastle don't earn enough, they can't put it through the books. Man United still be shit because Glazers ain't going to put their hands in the pocket. They're skins anyway, really.
And so Jim Ratcliffe, it doesn't seem like he's going to put enough of his own money. He wants to fucking do it like a business. So yeah, you know, it'd still be shit basically.
Yeah, so yeah, if that if that happens, then it will literally just be fucking Man City and Newcastle, I think, then at the top two. And it will be league over.
It's a tough time for football really. But I think next season is going to be interesting. Emery's on three year extension at Villa. So they do get the Champions League football.
Couple players, they'll be fucking a solid team for a couple of years, I reckon. Yeah.
I still can't believe there's been no talks about fucking Patsch getting a sactor, you know, Arsenal battering on 5-0.
I think everyone knows it's the players. I think it's like Man United, you know it's the players. You just know.
But the media is still all over the ten arc saying he should get sacked and that. Yeah, but none of them saying it against Patsch.
And then literally the next day, he's got the backing from everyone, all the players love him, blah, blah. Yeah, because they let him, it must be letting them do what they want.
Because they're getting away with so much follow up. Yeah. So, yeah, you know, if they manage to screw the Reds on for next season, they should be up there.
Newcastle, they've been unfortunately fucking injuries, but you know, they're going to have a couple of, well, FFP.
But there'll be a couple of their big players that will move on next season. I know Man City are on up to Mares as well.
So, yeah, he's been one of their best players over the last two years.
Yeah. And then Arn Slot, he's in the running for Liverpool's next manager. So, James, let us know how you feel about that, mate.
Have you actually looked into him? Do you know anything about him?
Or are you just going to jump on the bandwagon like the rest of the plastic reds and fucking just say, yeah, we love him. He's our new savior.
Yeah, I mean, I remember seeing it all about Eric Tenhag before fucking, you know, talking, you know, the masterclass and this and that.
I'm seeing this about Arn Slot. I've not watched enough of Feyenoord to know what he's like, really.
It's just what I'm seeing on Sky Sports and that. Sexy football and this and that.
So it'd be interesting. Is he going to bring in a new solar power or is he going to keep it the same way as Jürgens, the way he's built it up?
So Liverpool or Lever have a new manager bouncing, fucking going winning next year or they'll just fucking plod it down and go back to eighth place, not the dessert of that.
But yeah, so hopefully I haven't offended you too much, James. Let us know your feelings. Tell us your emotions. Don't feel shy about it, mate. Let it go. Let it all out.
So yeah, when you've stopped crying, draw your fingers and send us an email, mate. Or text us, WhatsApp us if you want to get on to it, mate. 0747 0488 096.
He's all known, Adrian. I've said it enough times this episode, but never enough because we don't get enough.
We appreciate everyone that does message and email and all that, but we do want more.
There's a lot of use out there, which I'll get it. You know, I don't email or text. Well, we're the only ones that have a hotline to get in touch with.
Yes. So yeah, we don't want to keep frowning your faces, but obviously as Jodie said, sharing is caring.
Yeah, we appreciate it all. And yeah, you know what to do. It's just to say, I mean, everyone that I listen to, I'll do subscribe or follow or whatever. Yeah. And always download.
Because I'm always on the go. I've got to make sure I don't fucking... Make sure you've got the signal. Yeah, I'm not in an area that hasn't got signal.
So I've got it downloaded to the phone, ready to just get into my ear holes straight away. So yeah, make sure you all do the same.
And yeah, send in any questions, text messages, stories, anything you've got. Ghost stories, we haven't had one of them for a long time.
We do have a good ghost story. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if any of you's have got a ghost story.
I mean, James, I don't know if you're from Europe, but you live for players ghosting on the pitch.
I apologize. I said I wasn't going to be nasty and that was nasty, wasn't it? But you know, I've had McTominay and it's quite all season.
So I know of a good ghost story from Tom's Dawn. Scooby-Doo. But yeah, fucking we'll leave it at that. Love yous and leave yous as always.
I hope you enjoyed it. Yep. Share, log, follow, ignore that jazz. You know what to do. And we shall see yous next week. Peace.
Grab your headphones, ready to groove. Ash and JD will make your mood improve.
You can't deny. You can't deny.