1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,360 Ash and JD, they're the hosts talking real 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,360 They're not like most 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 The podcasts do fun with a side of wit 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,160 Get ready 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,160 Cause you won't wanna quit 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,640 They bring the laughs, they bring the noise 7 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,120 Sharing stories of their crazy joys 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,000 From deep discussions to silly tales 9 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,200 The real talk and podcast never fails 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:29,440 Step your headphones, step ready to groove 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,800 Ash and JD will make your mood improve 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,360 The banter that's witty and no-soul sly 13 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,880 They've can't refuse electric, you can't deny 14 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,200 What is happening everyone? 15 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,200 Welcome back to the real talking podcast 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,200 Your hosts Ash and JD 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,560 So we're still at it with all this bad, strange weather 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,560 And that at the moment, aren't we? 19 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,880 There was a little bit of a tornado the other day 20 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,240 Did you see any of that? 21 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,760 No, where was the tornado? 22 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,480 Well, pretty much everywhere by the looks of all the videos that I saw 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,600 The main one that I did see, I believe it was in Huddersfield 24 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,840 But everyone's got a ring doorbell now, haven't they? 25 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:25,040 You know, a bit of CCTV, home security system of some sorts 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,120 And people really do need them 27 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,640 Well, to be fair, yeah 28 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:30,880 Yeah 29 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,680 Well, the thieves don't give a fuck about it 30 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,000 Nah, they're not a deterrent no more either 31 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,960 You know, I remember years ago, back in the day 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:45,200 Just seeing an alarm box on the top of the house near the roof 33 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,360 Would be a deterrent because that was one of the things I used to do 34 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:54,000 When I was 16, I'd install some alarm systems 35 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,920 But not even install a whole system 36 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,160 I would have been selling burgling houses if they didn't have one 37 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,840 No, no, no, that was on the weekends 38 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,080 But it's called a dummy security box 39 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,840 And so that would be one of the jobs 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,040 You just go up on the ladder and put one of these fake boxes 41 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,240 That would just have a battery in it 42 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,360 And flash the little blue loads every 30 seconds or whatever 43 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,640 So that was enough to deter the thieves 44 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:24,000 The scallywags, the rascals from breaking into someone's house 45 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,920 But now, you know, all the ring doorbells and everything 46 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,800 You know, security lights, obviously on the sensors 47 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,200 That come on and detect them within a meter or whatever 48 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,600 You know, light shining in the face 49 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,720 Just don't care 50 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:37,520 No fear 51 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,240 No, there isn't 52 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:44,000 Again, I even saw a clip the other day 53 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,960 I think the Facebook page is called on the tools 54 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,640 A lot of it's just tradies taking a piece and whatever 55 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,520 But again, ring doorbell, whatever it was 56 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,800 To be fair, it's a bit stupid 57 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:01,440 Because I think going off the tool selection there was 58 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,400 He was a carpenter 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,960 So there's a table saw and there's a chop saw on its stand outside 60 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,920 And his van doors were open as well 61 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,000 So it's a big drive 62 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,680 Obviously, the customers got a lot of money because of the size of it 63 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:21,600 But red car pulls up, two lads get out wearing the hoods 64 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,960 And he's tried to pick up the chop saw to take it 65 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,160 All on the stand and everything 66 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,880 So he would have had to dismantle it to be able to get it into the car 67 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,640 But fortunately, the tradesmen come out to do something 68 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,600 Sinead, and then they've started having a bit of a scuffle 69 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:44,640 And he picks up a piece of timber and smashes the brake lights on the back of the car 70 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,600 Then the driver jumps out trying to have a bit of beef 71 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 Then as he's gone to drive off 72 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,560 I don't know, again, I don't know if it's like another bit of timber or a brick or something 73 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,760 But he smashes the window 74 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,480 So then he's decided to try and reverse to run him over 75 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,160 But as he's done that, he's gone through the gates 76 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,480 And he's drove into the customer's car 77 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,760 And she's come running out screaming, you know, what are you doing, whatever 78 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,960 But again, it's just the sheer, no-fucks-giver 79 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,160 So obviously she's got the security footage 80 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,240 The license plate is on there 81 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,600 The faces are on there 82 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Even though the one had a hood up and that 83 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,120 So they're just fucked 84 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,960 If that vehicle is registered in the actual driver's name, they're fucked 85 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,920 So obviously they just don't care, though 86 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,600 As you say, it's the beer back there 87 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:40,400 Which I will come onto something else in a little bit 88 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,920 It will lead onto something 89 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,440 So tornado 90 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,320 So yeah, on the camera 91 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,120 You can see the spirals of wind and rain 92 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,520 But not a full-blown twist there 93 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,520 You know, there wasn't people in 4x4s chasing it down the road with cameras 94 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,640 Also, I've got it down there 95 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,320 Like, you know, when you watch my YouTube 96 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,360 Or TikTok, when the actual hunt, the tornadoes and twist that 97 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,400 The proper storm jettison 98 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,400 Yeah, how good is that when they do all that? 99 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:10,880 I don't know 100 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,600 It's just mental 101 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,880 We were talking about it the other way, Keith 102 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,400 When it just touches down 103 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,400 Yeah, but uh 104 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,600 That, no, sorry 105 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,840 It'd be mad that you live in an area where you need to lock yourself underground 106 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,120 To be safe, isn't it? 107 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,880 Because it happens like every 108 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,880 What's that, uh, tornado out there? 109 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,880 It's literally a tornado next season as well, isn't it? 110 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,880 Yeah, it's like from spring to October, really, isn't it? 111 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,880 To the end of October, I'm sure 112 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,680 That's when the main season 4 already is in America 113 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,200 I don't know, to be honest 114 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:46,000 It's something to do with when the winds from the Pacific hit the winds from the Atlantic Ocean 115 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Through some kind of mountain range 116 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,200 And just funnels in a certain direction in America 117 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,400 Silence with ash 118 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,200 Silence 119 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:53,840 Facts 120 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:54,800 Don't quote me on that 121 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,600 Real facts 122 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,800 No real facts 123 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,000 You know 124 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Someone's sitting there overly sneaky 125 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 What the fuck is he, I don't know 126 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 What's it got to do with that? 127 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,000 It's just wind going really, really fast 128 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Because it's so cool 129 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 So yeah 130 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 You can see the little swirls and the 131 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Because again, it's been raining a lot this week 132 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 So the rain, the wind swirling 133 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 And again, must be someone that's got a decent enough amount of money 134 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Because they had two caravans on the drive 135 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,000 But yeah, you just see the one on the left 136 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Just start to lift 137 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 And then rolls over into the other one 138 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,000 There was more trampolines flying into the middle of the roads 139 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 And that again, fence panels 140 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I mean, this kind of weather, it's great for landscape gardeners 141 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Because that's all they're doing at the moment 142 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 Just constant repair jobs, changing fence panels 143 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 You know, at some point 144 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 When do you think 145 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I'm going to have to do a fence no more now 146 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 I'll just share the garden with my neighbour 147 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Just share the garden 148 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Yeah, you'd have to 149 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I mean, yours has been alright since I grafted it in place 150 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 But could you imagine if we didn't 151 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Real now, real talk 152 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,000 If we didn't sort that out when the neighbours were being divs 153 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 That wouldn't still be in place, would it? 154 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 No 155 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Because he just put a bit of fucking chicken wire on it to try and hold it in place 156 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Yeah 157 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Because he must have measured it 158 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 No, if I measured it wrong and still brought 159 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 No, I measured it wrong 160 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 And then brought it 161 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Or knew it was short 162 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 No, sorry, he knew it was short 163 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 But he said he was going to cut it, didn't he? 164 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 But I don't understand why you just 165 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Yeah, so if you knew it was bigger 166 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 The panel was bigger than the gap that you've got 167 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 And 168 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 For the price you could have paid just for someone else to do it 169 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Like from the garden sensor 170 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Yeah, I mean, I doubt 171 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I mean, you could have done an invoice 172 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 There's no 15 minute job as well 173 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 On the tools 174 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 It didn't take us too long to be fair though 175 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 But it's not the point, it doesn't matter that I had to graft it 176 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 It's just 177 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 If it wasn't done 178 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 That would have been on top of the shed 179 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 And into a next door's garden no doubt 180 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Because that chicken wire wouldn't have 181 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 With all the wind that we've had 182 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Yeah, it's just been relentless 183 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I mean, I've been 184 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Driving all over the country 185 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 This week 186 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 The rain, I don't know what's 187 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Gone on with the motorways 188 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Lately because it's just 189 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Like there's no water draining away 190 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 The spray has been absolutely 191 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Relentless, I mean 192 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 When you've got to put your 193 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Your winder wipers onto the 194 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Third speed, you know that it's 195 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Bad 196 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Yeah, and you're still 197 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Strumming to sit a road, and I never understand 198 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 If 199 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 If it's dark, you put your lights on 200 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Now if it's raining 201 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 It's usually a little 202 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Bit dark as well 203 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 And especially if you can see 204 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 That there's spray on the road in front of you 205 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And you're struggling to see other vehicles 206 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Surely there should be a little 207 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Thing in your head thinking 208 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I better put my lights on, because I can see that 209 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 They've got lights on, I'll put mine on 210 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 The amount of them that I've had to fucking 211 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Flash or beep 212 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 To say turn your fucking 213 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Lights on, you're a jit 214 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 And then they're still doing the usual 215 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Sitting in the middle lane or lane three or four 216 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 You're not overtaking anyone 217 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Move to the left 218 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I hate driving 219 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 It literally has got to the point 220 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 I mean fair enough I have done a lot 221 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 This week anyway as I said, but 222 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 It's got to the point of 223 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 I just wish I could just ram into 224 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Everyone and just say 225 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 You've done that wrong 226 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 You shouldn't be on the road, fucking get off 227 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 You shouldn't be now 228 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 There's laws there isn't there 229 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 You can't break them 230 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Plus I need more vehicles to get around for work 231 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 So I'll start stealing cars then 232 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Not back in the day 233 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I've never sold a vehicle 234 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 In my life, just so 235 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Everyone does know 236 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Allegedly 237 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 But yeah 238 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 It's just 239 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 The rain's not draining away off the roads 240 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 How much rain we've had 241 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I mean again 242 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 All in Dubai 243 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 That's all 244 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah two years worth of rain 245 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 In a day or something like that 246 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 That's a proper flood 247 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Proper flood, proper weather 248 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Proper one 249 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 It's just 250 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 All the flights have been cancelled 251 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 And they're struggling to get food 252 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Aid over there 253 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 How is it that bad 254 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 How 255 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Go on sorry 256 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Just speaking out loud 257 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 How in the modern world 258 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Especially the logs of Dubai where 259 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 They've done so much work 260 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 How high end 261 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 The whole of the 262 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 The majority of the country is 263 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 And then with the UK 264 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 With our sewage 265 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Systems and that 266 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 How are we still struggling with fucking floods 267 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 In the world 268 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 I mean 269 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 In modern 270 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Is it 271 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 First world countries 272 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Is that what it's classed as 273 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Third world, third world 274 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Second world countries 275 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 I mean 276 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 What a second 277 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 I assume so 278 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 You would assume 279 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 You would assume like Ramayana 280 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Not Bosnia 281 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Eastern Europeans 282 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 World's class is second 283 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Do you get what I'm saying 284 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 See you know what I'm saying 285 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Bolivia 286 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Maybe Belgium 287 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Belgium is tiny 288 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 I always find 289 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 With the weather 290 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 We always seem to get 291 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Not a lot of anything 292 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 A little rain would take it away 293 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Obviously it does piss down 294 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 We never get no tornados, proper tornados 295 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 No proper snow 296 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 It's always just like the shittiest 297 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Effort 298 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Does that make sense 299 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 When it snows you're going to sprinkle 300 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 That's it lads, that's enough 301 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 It's like the weather in the UK 302 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Has adopted the general 303 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 British attitude 304 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Can't be asked 305 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I'll do it until I'm bored of it 306 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And then stop 307 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Because he wants to be sunny for like an hour 308 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 And he's like no 309 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 It's piss down for two now 310 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Because that's the one good thing 311 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 With 312 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 When the weather's not what you can put your washing out in 313 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 It's money nice 314 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I keep seeing these things 315 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 As well like people in Benidorm wear 316 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 28 degrees 317 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 I think it's like 318 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 2 euros a pint or something 319 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Or 5 euros for a picture 320 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 And we're getting lagging like 10 o'clock in the morning 321 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 I'm dying for a beer as well 322 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 We can't start talking about alcohol 323 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Because I'll end up staying here tonight 324 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Again I can't as much as I'd love to 325 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Still got more graft all over the weekend 326 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 It's been a lot 327 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 I know we're only just past our favourite month 328 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 But it's been a long month already 329 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 I think I've had two days off 330 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 And that's including weekends 331 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 So yeah 332 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Just graft or anything 333 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I think I've had two days off 334 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 And that's including weekends 335 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Yeah, just graft or anything 336 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 See when you're on the tools 337 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Yeah, this is what happens 338 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 But 339 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 It's what I signed up for 340 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I can't complain about it 341 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 But yeah it's just 342 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 It is crazy 343 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 But as you say 344 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 We don't seem to have a general 345 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Spell 346 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 And I wouldn't be surprised again 347 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 If it comes to summer, we'll have two weeks of a 348 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Not really a heatwave 349 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 But a dry two weeks 350 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 And they'll be throwing out the fucking hosepipe 351 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Banagin as well 352 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 You think we've all around it with ads 353 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 It's just ridiculous 354 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 This country cannot adapt to any kind of weather 355 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 When it's 38 degrees, no one has air 356 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Because it's never hot enough 357 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 If it was to snow properly 358 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 All the cars would be going all over the road 359 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Because no one puts winter tyres on the car 360 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Because there's just no point 361 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 And we don't have winter tyres there 362 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 And we don't even have snowplows 363 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 And a lot of the beats from the east 364 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 That was the worst we've had in the 365 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 I was fucking cold that was funny 366 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 I remember that being 367 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 That cold you could, when the wind 368 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 You could hear the whistling noise of the wind 369 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Shhhhh 370 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 The icy wind 371 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 But again 372 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 The way that the temperature has been dropping 373 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 During the night time 374 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 So last night was 9 degrees 375 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 So it was okay 376 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 The night before it was 2 degrees 377 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 And then with the wind chill as well 378 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I fucking got out of the van at 1 o'clock in the morning 379 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I was divering, fucking fair enough 380 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 I've still been wearing my shorts 381 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Because I just lock my legs out all the time 382 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 I know 383 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 It's 384 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 No good for audio listeners 385 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 But I've had to fold up 386 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 The one leg on my shorts 387 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Because of the stuff in this 388 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Pocket on the left 389 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 With all the walking I've had to do 390 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Up and down here and there 391 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 And I've had a kitchen burn on my leg 392 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 So I've had to fold it up 393 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 And empty half the stuff out of my pocket 394 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 You know, just too many bits and bobs 395 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Screws and just shit 396 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 So yeah, pretty tentative 397 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Yeah, I've had to put some 398 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Pseudo-cream on it 399 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Oh god, the things we have to do 400 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Real men's stuff 401 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 Yeah, at 18 that wouldn't have been an issue 402 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Would have just chafed all day long 403 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 It would have been fine, but yeah 404 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 Chafed and put more stuff in there 405 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 So you chafed more 406 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Gonna dust the nap 407 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Fuckin' brick dust in it 408 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 No dramas 409 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 But yeah, I had to fold the leg of my shorts up a little bit 410 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 And put a plaster on it 411 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 Oh, that reminds me actually 412 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 I watched a thing on Channel 4 413 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 And I thought I'd speak to you about this on the podcast 414 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Danny Dyer's 415 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 How to Become a Man 416 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Or While He's a Man in 2024 417 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Did you watch it on Channel 4? 418 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Yeah, I watched it on Channel 4 419 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Because basically it's like 420 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 He's trying to find out what being a man in 2024 means 421 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 With everything that's going on 422 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 The misogyny, supposedly 423 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 And every other aspect of it 424 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Because he was talking 425 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Back in the day 426 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Your dad got him from work 427 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 He didn't fuck about with the kids 428 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 He didn't want him on the table 429 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 He scranded his dinner and he fucked off down the pub with his mates 430 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Good old days 431 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 And to be fair 432 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I can't remember it 433 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Because I remember my dad coming in 434 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 As soon as he walked in 435 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Dinner was on the table five minutes later 436 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 He ate his food 437 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 He was in control of the TV 438 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 He watched what he wanted 439 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 And went to bed 440 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Then on a Saturday 441 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Wake up, do what the fuck he wanted 442 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Straight to the pub 443 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Mom would make him a sandwich or some breakfast in the morning 444 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Straight to the pub, there or there, take away 445 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 And that's how I remember it 446 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 So when did times change? 447 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Because what they were trying to say 448 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Men have work, home 449 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 And they normally have a safe space 450 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 And safe space for men used to be at the pub 451 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Obviously when you're down at the pub with lads 452 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 You speak shit 453 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 You speak more openly than you would obviously 454 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Because you've had a few beers 455 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 So that was their space 456 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 And now because that's not there for men 457 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Or like this generation of men 458 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Are not doing that 459 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 It's finding that space 460 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 So they've got work 461 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 They've got home 462 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 They've got a safe space where they can communicate 463 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Where it's not in a work and a home environment 464 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 So it was interesting 465 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Watch actually 466 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 That Ed Matthews was on there 467 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 He interviewed him 468 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Yeah, was he the one that took off his mate in the locker room? 469 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 No, no, no 470 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 That's the fucking young guy 471 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 No, Ed Matthews 472 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Did one with HS 473 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Yeah, so another fucking influence 474 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 I can't keep up with them all the time 475 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Are they all popping up all over the shop and that? 476 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Yeah 477 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 But I think I've got the answer for it already though 478 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 I feel like I don't need to watch it 479 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 So, watch your answer to How to Be a Man in 2024 480 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 No, so 481 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Not the answer of How to Be a Man 482 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 But when did it change 483 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Okay 484 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 So I think it's twofold 485 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 First being 486 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 When women wanted equal rights 487 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:40,000 So, you know 488 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 The one in equality 489 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 So 490 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Because everything is equal 491 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 You know, they're getting 492 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 In the majority 493 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 They're getting the same pay 494 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 A good value of the wage 495 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 So responsibilities are being shared out more 496 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 So when we were kids 497 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 And obviously well before 498 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 And it was always 499 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Put on to the man 500 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 To be the homekeeper 501 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 You know, earn the money 502 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 The breadwinner, more to say 503 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 So, earn the money, go out to work 504 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Get it, pay the bills 505 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 And then the wife would be the lady 506 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Of the house 507 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 And that was the job role, look after the kids 508 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Cook, clean, make sure the man's fed 509 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 And whatever 510 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 And so that would be 511 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 His haven then that he gets home 512 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Has whatever he wants 513 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Goes out to the pub 514 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Safe space with his friends and that 515 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 And 516 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Yet that, I think that is 517 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 One 518 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Of the ways that it's changed 519 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Because pretty much from 520 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I'd say from the 521 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Early 2000s was when 522 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Those roles 523 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Sort of started to get on a level playing field 524 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Right 525 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 You know, because I'll happily admit 526 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 That I've had a relationship where 527 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 The missus does earn more than me 528 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 She didn't always, it's 529 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Been a recent turn on its head 530 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 But I'm happy with that 531 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Because the more she earns, the less I have to work 532 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 And 533 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 You know, as much as I enjoy doing what I do 534 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I don't want to do it seven days a week 535 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 I shouldn't be doing it at the moment 536 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 But I have to 537 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah, no, I agree with that 538 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 The other thing I was going to say is 539 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 The thing that I think 540 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 When he was on about 541 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Because he never covered it, so men have 542 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Home, obviously work 543 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 But I think most lads 544 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Safe space then would be gaming 545 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 If you are a gamer, a slinged gamer 546 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 A lot of men have that gaming setup in the thing 547 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 And it's their spice 548 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 You talk with your mates 549 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 In that same environment 550 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 You're on the headset, even though you're not there in person 551 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 But the other thing 552 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Is it's just a cost of living 553 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Which was 554 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Another thing I was going to go on 555 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Well, I thought you were going there 556 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 But how can anyone afford 557 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 A house on one wage and 558 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 And have a comfort 559 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 I'm not saying you have to go on holiday three times a year 560 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 But be comfortable where 561 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 You can easily save up 562 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 To have a good holiday 563 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Cover all the bills 564 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Shop and everything 565 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Save up for Christmas 566 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 You don't have to 567 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Overly worry, obviously you have to plan through 568 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 But on one wage 569 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 You just can't do it anymore 570 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I was having a chat with Geza the other day 571 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 And he was on about his first job when he was 16 572 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 So he works for a firm 573 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 That does 574 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 Surveys, so you'll see him on the 575 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Soil of the road, there'll be the one there 576 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 With the tripod, with the camera thing 577 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 And there's another one 100m away 578 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 And he's holding the stick 579 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 So that's the 580 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Do surveys for drains and all sorts of 581 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Different things 582 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 He worked for a company doing that 583 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Anyway, and he says 584 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 In the room there was 500 of them 585 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 It was well before 586 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Computers and laptops or anything 587 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 So it was all hand drawn 588 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 These blueprints were 589 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 So there'd be like 500 in there, all smoking 590 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 And then three times a day 591 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 The tea lady would come around 592 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 So I did say, you wouldn't be able to call her 593 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 A tea lady these days 594 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 It would be a tea person maybe 595 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 The tea maker 596 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Yep 597 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 So she'd come around three times a day 598 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 And be all excitements 599 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Yes, and 600 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 It was out of a proper old 601 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Fashion tea pot, blue mug 602 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 And this and that 603 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 And I says I bet even she was 604 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Able to afford 605 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 To buy a house on a road just for 606 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Making tea all day 607 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 And the cups of tea were made with love as well 608 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 She put her heart and soul into 609 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Every cup, you can guarantee that 610 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Well back then she would have got a back end 611 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 If there weren't 612 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh yeah, if it was a crap cup of tea 613 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 You would have just been thrown on the floor 614 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Actually that reminds me of a story that 615 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 We used to have an old board driver 616 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Like used to drive the van for us 617 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Only part time, didn't need the money, just got a bit bored 618 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 He was telling me once 619 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 He's always had decent jobs 620 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 And he 621 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 He made this machine 622 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 It is the truth 623 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 He made this machine 624 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 And then someone brought the machine 625 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Right off him 626 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 It was like 24 grand like in the 70s 627 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 So 24 grand in the 70s 628 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Would probably be equivalent 629 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Probably about half a mil 630 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Is that 631 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Well it was enough, obviously it was a house or whatever it was 632 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 It was enough to buy a house, a decent one anyway 633 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 He's always had good jobs 634 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 But he said, his first job 635 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 He used to get paid so much 636 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 He said he used to like 637 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Give his Mrs. Son for the bills, give her something 638 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 And he said I had enough 639 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 And I throw a die in the eye 640 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 To go out with the lads, get a curry 641 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Get pissed, do it again on a sat die 642 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 He went 643 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Go out, make the lads and the son die 644 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 And then with us 645 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Didn't have to worry about money 646 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 I knew I was getting paid, I knew it was enough to cover everything 647 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Like he was talking shillings and everything 648 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 But I remember he started 649 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Yeah, you know a point 650 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 You used to cost this, you used to go out with a 10 bob 651 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Come back with four shillings 652 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 He was like you wouldn't believe it 653 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 And he was telling me, I remember him telling me 10 years ago 654 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 It's only going to get worse 655 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 He was like I feel it 656 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 And at the time I thought, no I might not go on a bit 657 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 But fuck me, everything he said 658 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Yeah he does 659 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 They've seen 660 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Just get worse and worse 661 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 But he told me, sorry 662 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 He was telling me he was on like 663 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 400 pound a week in the 80s 664 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 And was it the 80s? 665 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Yeah, yeah, at the back of the 80s 666 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Which is a shitload of money 667 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah because when I was a kid 668 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 My dad was on I think 669 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 25 pound a week 670 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Well he might have been in the 90s then 671 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 He just told, he's anyone 672 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 I might have put the dates wrong, 24 pound a week in the 90s 673 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I feel like he was on a bit more than that 674 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Or maybe it was mum 675 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Before I was born was on 24 676 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Or 25 pound a week 677 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Yeah I think dad was on 25 pound a week 678 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 At Clay's Hill, the old fish tank company 679 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 But what I'm 680 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Just saying is, is like I was just going back to 681 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 It's just impossible now 682 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 To run a house on one income 683 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Yeah, it is 684 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 So that's why, what he was saying was maximum 685 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 And that's what I think what's took that man aspect 686 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Away 687 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 And all these woke bollocks, the Sam Smiths 688 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Like he said, he was at 689 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I met some guy lads 690 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 And he's like, I love guy lads 691 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Because they can bring out their emotions 692 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 And everything, and he was asking them what makes a man 693 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 A man as well 694 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 And even I was saying some of the points that 695 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 I feel is missing and everything 696 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 He's a good watch, but also 697 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Do you think 698 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Danny Doyle puts his voice on? 699 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 I can't 700 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Say I've watched enough of him 701 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 To think so 702 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 I know what you're saying when it comes 703 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 To 704 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 When I've seen him in the odd film or EastEnders 705 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Not that I've 706 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Gone out of my way to watch EastEnders 707 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Anytime in the last fucking 708 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Did you used to watch Danny Doyle's hardest 709 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Man, you know when he used to go around the football field 710 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 No, again, I know I've never used to watch 711 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Any of you 712 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 And I swear he used to do his accent more then, because look, as you cut 713 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 You know, fine, carry toy 714 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 You were in fucking Sheffield, it's not far and 715 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 So you were in Sheffield, you're from London 716 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I think 717 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 He did anyway 718 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Going on about voices 719 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 So 720 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Of 721 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 The people I've been working with this week 722 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 They mainly listen to 723 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Radio, so 724 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 So 725 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 I'm trying to think of his last name 726 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 So there's a comedian 727 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Asian comedian 728 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Ramesh 729 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Yeah, yeah, the Shrek 730 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Yeah, because he 731 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 He does that stuff with the 732 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 White lad as well, I can't even think of his name 733 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Oh, the one with the teeth 734 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Yeah, Ramesh 735 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Yeah, he does 736 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Fuck it out 737 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Hopefully the people at home 738 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Know what I'm on about 739 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 You know, so because he's been 740 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 He's got the money, alright 741 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Yeah, so this is what I'm getting to 742 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 He's 743 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Starting this Saturday, he's got a 744 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Saturday weekend show 745 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Of his own, like 746 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 So he's been on with Vernon Kay and stuff 747 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 And I've only just noticed 748 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 You can hear that he's got a lazy eye 749 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 If you didn't 750 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Know what he looked like 751 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Honestly 752 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Listen to him talk, you're gonna 753 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Listen to him now 754 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 You can just hear 755 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 He's got a lazy eye, it's almost like 756 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Not to cause 757 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Offence to anyone 758 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Like listening to someone that's 759 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Had a stroke, and you know you can just 760 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Hear, even though you can see 761 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 When you're looking at a 762 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Stroke victim, but you can 763 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Hear the face has dropped essentially 764 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Now I know there's nothing wrong with his mouth 765 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 But I feel like the lazy eye 766 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Has pushed the fucking cheek down 767 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 And it's just given him a little bit of a 768 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Speech issue 769 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Honestly 770 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Look out, well, you know 771 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Find a clip or something, listen to him 772 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Later, and just don't even 773 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Look, just listen and think 774 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 No, cause now you've said it, haven't you? 775 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 I feel like 776 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 It's because I already knew that he had 777 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Anyway, but just listen to him 778 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 I was like, I can tell he's got a lazy eye 779 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 And he is a bad one 780 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 To be fair though, and he's his proper 781 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Fucking off his face 782 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Which I can't say too much 783 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Mine droops down 784 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 A little bit when I'm a bit intoxicated 785 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 So 786 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 I didn't know you had a lazy eye until we 787 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Looked in the mirror one time 788 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 And for some reason it makes it 789 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Offset, more it looks by looks offset 790 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 And I remember going to 791 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 Your eye and he was like 792 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah, I'm an ear, cause then you mentioned one of your ears as well 793 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 So now I'm gonna have to tell 794 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 My story then aren't I 795 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 So as a baby 796 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 One ear 797 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 Which is my right ear 798 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Stuck out a little bit more than the left ear 799 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 So 800 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Mother in her ultimate 801 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Wisdom decided to 802 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Tape just the right ear 803 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Back, so essentially 804 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Cause that's an operation that you can have 805 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 You can pin your ears back essentially 806 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 So yeah, she used to just 807 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Tape the right ear 808 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 But not the left ear 809 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 So as I've grown up 810 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Because she'd 811 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Essentially altered the baby 812 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Bones of the ear 813 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 And it grew towards the 814 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Head still, but then the left ear 815 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Is just normal 816 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 But the thing is I would have noticed it 817 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Until we looked in the mirror 818 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 And then see you said, and then once you see it 819 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 You can't unsee it 820 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Yeah, I know 821 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Yeah, again I suppose 822 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 With the eye 823 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 It's not too bad 824 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 And it doesn't wander away like some people's does 825 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 It's just 826 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 It's just a little bit lower 827 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 And then as I say when I'm fucking steaming 828 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Yeah, it looks like you've got a stroke 829 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 When you're a kid 830 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 And that goes 831 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 You know 832 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 A world crew lad knows us both 833 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 And he tells us a story and he tells us some stories 834 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 As we do it, and when he says about you 835 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 He goes, when Jaydee gets 836 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Drunk, I try to avoid him 837 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Because if you make eye contact with me 838 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 It's your problem then for 15, 20 minutes 839 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Since he makes eye contact with someone else 840 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Yeah, that's old Jaydee though 841 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 That is, I haven't been like that for a long time 842 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 You just get steaming at it 843 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Yeah, well again 844 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Blackout lad fucking fuck 845 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Yeah, I used to love it 846 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I haven't 847 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 What did you used to like about it? 848 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Because you couldn't have woken up the next day 849 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I know you used to have the hair of the dog which we've clarified in this show 850 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 It does not work 851 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 No, you've clarified in your head it doesn't work 852 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Until you do it you don't know 853 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 You can't come in Sunday 854 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 You know it's like fucking 855 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Saying that Viagra doesn't work 856 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 If you've never had none 857 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 I mean again I haven't had to have it 858 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 So I can't deny 859 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Or clarify 860 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Whether it does or doesn't work 861 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 But yeah 862 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I just 863 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Used to enjoy just getting steaming 864 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 But what aspect of it 865 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Like what I'm saying is I could go out 866 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Enjoy the night 867 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 And not be blackout drunk so you'd go out 868 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Enjoy the night 869 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 Get fucked but then it's just like 870 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 It's that 871 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Yeah because it was just constant 872 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 It was always 873 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Just getting better and better and better 874 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Until 875 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 The mind couldn't handle anymore 876 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 And then 877 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 And then 878 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 That's when the memory goes because it's like 879 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 You've had so much fun you can't keep having 880 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 More fun so now you need to forget 881 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Everything else that happens 882 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 It's exactly what it is 883 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Frown on top 884 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 I haven't been all that frown on top 885 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 I've 886 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 I'd say I miss them days fucking 887 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Just miss the youth of it really 888 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 You know when we could 889 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Handle it really 890 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 You know I'm running on three hours sleep at the moment 891 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Fucking 892 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 It's a struggle 893 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Really is a struggle but 894 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000 That's part of the graph law isn't it 895 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 It's what happens when you get in at one o'clock in the morning and you're back up at 896 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 Four 897 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 And you just do that with beers 898 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 No problem 899 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 The other lads that I was working with they were on about having a couple of drinks 900 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 After getting home 901 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 At one o'clock this morning 902 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I'm not, no I'm going home 903 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 I'm going to bed 904 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000 It's just because I need sleep 905 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 I can fucking have a good drink 906 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 As long as I've had enough sleep I'm fine 907 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Yeah so back to Radio 2 908 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000 I've really struggled listening to it this week 909 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 I don't mind when they're playing music 910 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 And that but 911 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 The DJs 912 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 The jockeys, the hosts 913 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Yeah so Scott Mills I already knew about him 914 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 From the Radio one days 915 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Vernon Kay I still don't know how I feel 916 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000 About him but I feel like 917 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 It's an act 918 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Yeah I feel like when you're north and you lived in London 919 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 For so long you should have to act like you're 920 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Northerner 921 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 Do you know 922 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Quick question, where is the north-south divide 923 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 For you 924 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 So what makes you a southerner 925 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,000 And what makes you a northerner 926 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Northerner 927 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 So for me really 928 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 It's just 929 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 When you basically 930 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Out of Birmingham because we're 931 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 The heart and soul 932 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Of the UK really, well of England I think 933 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000 So yeah 934 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 When you're north of Birmingham 935 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 To me that is 936 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Northerner and then southern 937 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 I would say Birmingham southerner 938 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 There we go 939 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000 I suppose that's 940 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Literally because we are pretty much right in the middle 941 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 That's what, because I've seen some 942 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 People do where the north-south divide 943 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Is and some are really low 944 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Yeah because I suppose 945 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 Londoners might see them as 946 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000 The central part and they're trying 947 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000 To clasp anyone above 948 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Those fucking northerners and 949 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Them below southerners but 950 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000 No I think just going off of the map itself 951 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 We are pretty much the middle 952 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Hence why it's called the midlands 953 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 Yes 954 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Yeah 955 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 But then it's like 956 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 You hear of westerners 957 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Never hear of easterners 958 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 When you say westerners 959 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000 What do you mean 960 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Like I'm from the west 961 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 I don't think I've ever heard that way 962 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Anyone say westerners 963 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Yeah westerners 964 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 When I think westerners 965 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I just think western supermen 966 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 He's that to the west though 967 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 No I don't think 968 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,000 I don't even think he is 969 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Geographer 970 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 I know he would be any 971 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Never eat really sweet 972 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Yeah yeah yeah 973 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Down there by Bristol 974 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Yeah 975 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Considering how much 976 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I travel all over the place 977 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I don't have a clue where any of these really 978 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Just pop in the old sat nav 979 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 And go 980 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Yeah but back to Radio 2 981 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Yeah Radio 2 I'd say 982 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 I feel like it's an act with Vernon Kay 983 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 And then 984 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I think it's Jeremy Vine 985 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 So 986 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 After the morning show and then before 987 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Scott Mills there's 988 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 The show where 989 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 It's it should just 990 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Be about news 991 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 But it's like 992 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 To find the most boringest 993 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 Fucking subject 994 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Possible 995 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000 Just to get people to ring in and moan about 996 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 So the one story the other day 997 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 There's a 998 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 Remorial statue 999 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 It was either Hull or 1000 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Huddersfield 1001 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000 And so basically 1002 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 People as they're 1003 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Visiting this statue 1004 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 They have a bit of bread or whatever 1005 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000 And they're putting it on the floor for the pigeons 1006 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 And the pigeons 1007 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 They're shitting on and near 1008 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 This statue 1009 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 People were ringing in moaning 1010 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 To fuck saying it should be banned 1011 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 For feeding any pigeons 1012 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 It's not fair 1013 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 On the statue 1014 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 We can't clean it all the time because 1015 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,000 It's fucking 1016 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000 I don't know whatever bullshit or fucking tiny shit 1017 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 I couldn't 1018 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 It was so 1019 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Live draining just listening to it 1020 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Who gives a fuck 1021 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 If there's pigeon shit 1022 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 And if it's shit on a statue 1023 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Why is it 1024 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Yeah if anything 1025 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 It's creating a job for someone to 1026 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Keep that statue clean 1027 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 And if it's not being cleaned 1028 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Moan about the council 1029 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 For not keeping up with the maintenance 1030 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Of cleaning it and that 1031 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Don't moan about the people feeding the pigeons 1032 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 Don't moan about the pigeons 1033 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 It's not their fault 1034 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 Whether they're eating fucking the bread that 1035 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000 They're fucking leaving for them 1036 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Or the fucking worms 1037 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000 They're still going to shit so it doesn't matter 1038 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 But no it was a fucking issue 1039 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 There was 1040 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,000 The UK's most floods 1041 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 So 1042 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 A farmer who's got the most 1043 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Floods basically he's fucked 1044 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 So it's a farmer in Lincolnshire 1045 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 And 1046 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Whatever fucking river 1047 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Has burst its banks 1048 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Because of all the rain that we've had 1049 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 And so his field's been fucked for 1050 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Ages and ages 1051 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000 So fair enough I get it 1052 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000 He's not happy that local council 1053 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Is an albany man at as well 1054 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 But then people are bringing in with their 1055 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Sub stories about the fucking rain and the floods 1056 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Let him have his moment 1057 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 That's his moment 1058 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 If your moment was newsworthy 1059 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000 It would have rang you up 1060 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 But no they've got him on 1061 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Let him just have his story 1062 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 It's not about you but it's all old people 1063 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 With nothing else to do 1064 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Nothing better to do 1065 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Than to listen to fucking jeremy vine 1066 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 And ring up with their fucking issues 1067 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 I'm sick of radio too 1068 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Yeah I don't know how you're doing that 1069 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 It's not my radio I'm not in control of you 1070 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Yeah well 1071 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000 It's been a 1072 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 It's been a long week 1073 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Now 1074 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 I did say I've been fucking working 1075 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 On stuff I actually forgot to bring 1076 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 The equipment today so ashley's 1077 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Up to do a little bit of running around for me 1078 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 And in doing so I forgot to tell him 1079 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 To bring the hotline 1080 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 07 470 1081 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000 488 096 1082 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Get your whatsapp messages 1083 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 And text messages and 1084 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000 Whatever and that send them all over 1085 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000 But I have forgot 1086 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 To get that passed on to ash so 1087 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 The couple of whatsapps that we did 1088 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 Have we are going to have to save 1089 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 For next week 1090 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000 I can't even say what 1091 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 There were from reading 1092 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 Them because I didn't read them literally 1093 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000 I've been doing ghosters and 1094 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Long shifts all week so I've not been able to keep up 1095 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 With reading them 1096 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,000 But 1097 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 We'll save 1098 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 The second one 1099 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 This one in particular I've got a couple of 1100 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Emails anyway 1101 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 So we shall do 1102 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000 A quick couple of correspondence now 1103 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000 And you'll understand why I'm going to 1104 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000 Leave the other one till afterwards 1105 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 So firstly 1106 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000 It was an email from Kirsty 1107 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 OJ on the 1108 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 Correspondence for us 1109 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 So hi guys 1110 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Have you ever had an awkward 1111 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Moment when it comes to splitting the bill 1112 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000 This kind of ties into 1113 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 What you were just saying about the 1114 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Danny Dyer 1115 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Manly things these days because he 1116 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 Used to be 1117 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Another thing that was always put onto 1118 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 The man 1119 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 You take a lady out for a 1120 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Bulk to eat 1121 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 You'd have to pay for the whole meal 1122 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 These days 1123 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 It's a give and take 1124 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 I think whoever suggests it pay for it 1125 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Now are you in the same boat 1126 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Not so much 1127 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 When you've obviously with you and your partner 1128 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 But I mean like if you was 1129 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Dailing wouldn't you just see 1130 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 If you suggest to go out for food 1131 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I suppose it would be these days 1132 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 I mean I'll use to just always 1133 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Pay anyway 1134 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 I think that was just the usual thing 1135 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 To do but like nowadays I can't 1136 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 See that being 1137 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 If you suggest it you pay for it 1138 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Maybe I don't know am I wrong 1139 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 But whenever we go out 1140 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 With my partner or if she suggests it 1141 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Or I suggest it so whoever just pays 1142 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 For it 1143 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Because even 1144 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Like a few times 1145 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Going out as part of a big group 1146 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 That this is when 1147 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 I feel like it can get a bit 1148 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000 Awkward 1149 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Yeah well we've our lot 1150 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 So like it's one of them 1151 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 I've never 1152 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 See are you thinking if he's had 1153 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Three drinks but I've had two drinks 1154 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 He should pay for his three drinks because the way I 1155 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Always used to do it is if it was 1156 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000 100 quid and there's five of you 1157 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 It's just 20 quid each no matter what 1158 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Just because it's 20 quid each 1159 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 Not like one's 18 1160 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 One's 22 1161 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I like 1162 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 To do it that way in general 1163 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000 But it depends on who you're with 1164 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Because there's certain individuals 1165 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 That are always like round dodging 1166 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 And this and that 1167 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 And just tight arses 1168 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 So when I'm out 1169 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 With those particular kind of 1170 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000 People then I do prefer to 1171 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,000 Say well hang on 1172 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 I've had the cheeseburger 1173 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 And whatever 1174 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 And that so mine's 1175 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 18 pound 27 1176 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 So I'm going to pay 18 pound 27 1177 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Yeah do you 1178 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Go on carry on 1179 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 No no it's not a story 1180 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Back in the day when you used to pay cash for taxis 1181 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000 The one person used to pay cash 1182 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Like if it comes to like 18 quid 1183 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 And then 1184 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 The gist of it was is 1185 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Everyone bought us a drink 1186 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 But that never was the case was it like 1187 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000 No because as I say 1188 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 It's the one person in my head in particular 1189 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 That would always fucking 1190 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Forget to get you the drink 1191 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 So with me I always 1192 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 If someone else brought the taxi 1193 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 I was made sure that drink was there straight away 1194 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 So it's paid off 1195 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 There you go 1196 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Which I used to love being the one that would pay for the taxi 1197 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Because you know you've got credit in the bank 1198 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,000 That's the first couple of drinks where 1199 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 I haven't got to wait in that natural queue 1200 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Because that's one of the worst things 1201 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 When you're sober and you're waiting in the queue 1202 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000 At least when you've had a few drinks 1203 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000 You don't mind it so much 1204 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 I saw a video of someone on a top bus on Broad Street 1205 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 Now you remember how packed Broad Street 1206 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Used to be heaving, couldn't move 1207 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Like used to wait to get into a fucking club 1208 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Empty 1209 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 Like a ghost 1210 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Yeah just the fucking car surfing 1211 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 I wonder how much a beer would cost now 1212 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 In a club because a natural beer 1213 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000 I don't suppose they actually do beers 1214 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 It'd be all bottles, I think I used to do fucking smash 1215 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Them on with it 1216 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Well 1217 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Stag do 1218 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 That's what it was, my brother was a stag do 1219 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 So it was 1220 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 There was 1221 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Probably a parade on at the same time 1222 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 I didn't go into 1223 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 The clubs but there were fucking charging 1224 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 All the clubs, the pubs were 1225 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 I think 1226 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 I ended up paying around 1227 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Seven pounds for a pint of Guinness 1228 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 In a plastic glass 1229 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 In a plastic glass 1230 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 I was fucking, not black out drunk 1231 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000 But I was drunk enough that I was like 1232 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I just want a fucking other beer 1233 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 And you are right, we used to get that packed where you had to double up 1234 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Just to fucking save time 1235 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000 But then you can't do nothing because your hands full all the time 1236 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Yeah but 1237 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 It's not like I'm fucking 1238 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Out trying to dance with anyone 1239 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 And they used to ask if it doesn't matter 1240 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 But 1241 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Yeah so 1242 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Back to splitting the bill 1243 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 As I say 1244 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Depending on who we are 1245 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Because again 1246 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Say like if I've taken 1247 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 My mum out for a bite to eat 1248 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Say to mum is that or whatever 1249 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 She'll still try and 1250 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Give money towards it 1251 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 I'm like no I'm just paying for it 1252 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 You have to do that crafty one 1253 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Pretend you're going to the toilet 1254 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 And then you just go and pay the tab off 1255 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000 And then come on then let's go 1256 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000 It's all dealt with 1257 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,000 I don't think I've ever actually 1258 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Sat there 1259 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 And felt awkward 1260 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 This is a 1261 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 This is an awkward conversation 1262 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Because these 1263 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 People want to do it this way 1264 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 When it should be done another way 1265 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Yeah I'm just like 1266 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Again because I can't be asked with an argument 1267 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 If someone wants to moan about it 1268 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Then I'm like whatever there's 40 quid 1269 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Or whatever the fuck it is 1270 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Just put that towards it and use the fucking whatever then 1271 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 But nah 1272 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000 Then again I don't have enough of a social life 1273 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,000 These days to have it 1274 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 As an issue 1275 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Yeah no you're right there 1276 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 I think it kind of just becomes a thing 1277 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Once you hit 26 for us 1278 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 It's just day and night 1279 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Yeah 1280 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 Well I think nowadays 1281 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 If someone's got a pile of 1282 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000 Phone rocks obviously someone just 1283 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000 Pile on the phone or pile on the card 1284 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000 Because no one's carrying cash with them anymore 1285 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 They're just getting that person 1286 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000 I'll transfer in a bit and then we'll do it 1287 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000 You don't want to be that guy to go 1288 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000 Can you transfer me that 20 quid 1289 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Where I will remit you once 1290 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 You don't want to ask for your own money back 1291 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000 Yeah I know 1292 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000 I have seen 1293 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000 I mean it's only ever rich people that I've seen playing this game 1294 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000 But it's essentially card roulette 1295 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Yeah he plays yeah 1296 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 I've seen that 1297 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 And it's like oh no it's down to the last two 1298 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 And then they're like do you want to split it 1299 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 You know you've already got enough 1300 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 It's just flaunting 1301 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000 It's just flaunting 1302 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000 You don't need to record it to make a fucking scene on it 1303 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Because these are like normally like 1304 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Middle aged men recording it as well 1305 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Yeah yeah you know nice watches on and all that 1306 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 You can see from the fucking clothes 1307 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 It doesn't matter how much it costs 1308 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Yeah and it's over like a fucking 200 pound bill 1309 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000 So yeah I can pay that as well 1310 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 I'm not going to flex about it 1311 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 But I can pay it 1312 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000 But like 1313 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 You wouldn't want to pay the 200 pound bill for food though would you 1314 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 No 1315 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 No you could but you wouldn't 1316 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 It's like 200 pounds just for food 1317 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000 Yeah I'm not going to want to 1318 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 See I don't mind paying 1319 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 A high price 1320 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 As long as I've enjoyed it 1321 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Because I always 1322 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Find it such a disappointment 1323 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 If you've 1324 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000 Even just as little as a fucking pint of beer 1325 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Like 1326 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 If I'm paying a higher price 1327 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 And it doesn't taste nice 1328 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 I'm absolutely fucking annoyed 1329 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 No I agree 1330 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Me and Kylie went to a restaurant up in Birmingham 1331 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 It was a fancy restaurant 1332 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 And you can tell it's a fancy restaurant when they have the fancy cars parked outside 1333 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 When we went there there was like 1334 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 I can't remember why even cars the fuck it was 1335 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Like a McLaren and then a 911 1336 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 GT 1337 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 3 I think they're called 1338 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Anyway you walk in 1339 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Bounces open the door for you 1340 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 It's got like 1341 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 The trees I don't know what you'd call it 1342 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Like the blossom trees all around 1343 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Yeah yeah so a bit of fancy food 1344 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 And yeah 1345 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 I had the food but the food was bang on 1346 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 Honestly it was really expensive 1347 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000 The food was really nice 1348 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 You always want more though 1349 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000 You spend that much 1350 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Yeah you tend to find with the more expensive places 1351 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000 It's a smaller portion 1352 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000 Malfoy gone 1353 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 But that's why I don't rate Miller and Carter's 1354 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 So sorry 1355 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 When I went to Miller and Carter's 1356 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Because everyone is so rave about Miller and Carter's 1357 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 People still do 1358 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 We went the first time 1359 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Really enjoyed it 1360 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 I can't remember what we had on the menu but I remember my dessert was a chocolate ball 1361 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 It was hollow like an Easter egg 1362 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 But it was chocolate in the middle as well 1363 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000 It was fucking really nice mate 1364 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000 I think it cost about 140 quid 1365 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 That starter, main, dessert 1366 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Maybe 3 beers for me 1367 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 And a cocktail, 2 cocktails for my partner 1368 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000 We'll do that again 1369 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 When again it was never the same 1370 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000 The menu changed 1371 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 So this was before Covid and after Covid 1372 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000 Just the beer just didn't taste right 1373 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Like the beer I had before 1374 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Wasn't on the menu 1375 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 The short on the menu 1376 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 It just weren't the same 1377 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Nah 1378 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 It's been probably 1379 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000 8 years since I last went to Miller and Carter's 1380 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 I've only been a handful of times 1381 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 Never had a good steak there 1382 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 No 1383 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 For the price 1384 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 It is 1385 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000 It's not warrantied that price 1386 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 I remember 1387 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 Just being in a flaming grill 1388 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000 And thinking this is so much better 1389 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000 For an 8 pound steak 1390 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Compared to the fucking 25 pound one 1391 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 That I paid the other week 1392 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000 I always find that pub lunches just fill you up 1393 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 I don't know if it's because you have the beer with you 1394 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 Like the more, because you're in a pub 1395 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 You have more beers with you I should say 1396 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Rather than a restaurant where you're 1397 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000 But you also have like a design-y proper 1398 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Yeah they do tend to 1399 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 I think it's because it's slightly more processed food 1400 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 In a sense as well 1401 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 Because the general pubs 1402 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Sorry to spoil or burst anyone's bubble 1403 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 The general ones, your flaming grills 1404 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Beef eaters and that 1405 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 A lot of it is microwave food 1406 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000 Those microwaves working overtime 1407 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Yeah, now you stuff like 1408 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Your steaks, your burgers 1409 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 They are freshly cooked 1410 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000 From frozen 1411 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000 So the meats are frozen 1412 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000 As they've been delivered 1413 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 To the venue 1414 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000 They get defrosted on the day 1415 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000 Or the night before and then they're cooked 1416 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000 So nothing's 1417 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Properly fresh 1418 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 But, you know 1419 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000 As you say, they're cheap 1420 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000 And off, they hit the spot 1421 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Fill you up and off 1422 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 That's why those ones are as cheap 1423 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 As they are because they're not 1424 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Boiling in the fresh ingredients day in day out 1425 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000 But yeah, they've never really 1426 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000 Had an issue splitting the bill 1427 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 I feel like it's changed now 1428 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000 So it might be more of an issue now because obviously 1429 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000 You don't want to text the person 1430 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000 If you've got a full group 1431 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000 Have you paid any card, like any payment 1432 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000 Or any quid, but also how it works now 1433 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000 With someone dating 1434 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000 I think it's probably more now if you 1435 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Suggest that you pay for it 1436 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Maybe 1437 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Yeah, I do love seeing the videos 1438 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Where it's like 1439 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 A man and a woman 1440 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000 Because you pay on your tablet 1441 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 You have a tablet, don't you? 1442 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Yeah, but it wasn't that I was getting to 1443 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Where it's a lot 1444 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 There's one 1445 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000 Your man thinks it's a date 1446 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 And then she's like 1447 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 I'm so glad that we're hanging out as friends 1448 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 And then he's like, have you 1449 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 Sent a date? She's like, no, no, we're just friends 1450 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 And then it gets to the end and it's 1451 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 The bill, and he's like 1452 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000 That's my fucking half of it 1453 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000 She's like, you're not paying, he's like, we're not dating 1454 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000 And then there's another one where fucking the woman 1455 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000 Literally just expected it 1456 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 So he's ordered 1457 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Himself food, nothing for her 1458 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000 And she tries to grab a chip or whatever and he's like 1459 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 No, you fucking 1460 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 I couldn't do that 1461 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000 Yeah, no issues 1462 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 I'm guessing Kirsty might have 1463 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 Had a little bit of an awkward situation 1464 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000 The other day then 1465 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000 So let us know, Kirsty, how is your 1466 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 Dating going? 1467 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Is there any more puppets back in the situation? 1468 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 We need to know 1469 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 We need to know 1470 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000 No 1471 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 Last but not least 1472 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Obviously, it's James 1473 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 And he 1474 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Literally just simply put 1475 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000 When did you realise that you was a dickhead? 1476 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 A long time ago, to be honest, James 1477 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000 I think 1478 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 It was pretty much after I'd 1479 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Filled up with my first girlfriend and thought 1480 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 I'm not that person 1481 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000 I need to be who I am 1482 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 I was like, yeah, I'm a cunt now then 1483 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000 But I think the real question is 1484 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 What's happened to Liverpool? 1485 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000 Now, I don't know if you 1486 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000 Kept up with the European games, you've 1487 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Or not, but 1488 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000 It's such a disappointment 1489 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000 For the Premier League 1490 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000 That it's only 1491 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 Aston Villa that have continued 1492 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 On to the next 1493 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 Semifinals now 1494 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 In Europe 1495 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Fair enough, it's only the conference, but 1496 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000 Only one team left in Europe 1497 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000 Man City 1498 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 I mean, to be fair, Haider didn't 1499 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000 Win in the end 1500 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Their energy levels compared to Real Madrid 1501 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000 Over the extra time in that as well 1502 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000 It was unreal 1503 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 But yeah, they just 1504 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000 You know, Real Madrid part of the bus 1505 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 They couldn't fucking get through it 1506 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Penalties, it's always 1507 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 Going to be a 50-50 1508 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000 Liverpool 1509 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 Looked like they were going to be fucking 1510 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 On it 1511 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 After a couple of minutes penalty 1512 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Then did nothing 1513 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 The rest of the game 1514 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000 So I was working while the games were on 1515 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 But I kept checking back and forth 1516 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 And 1517 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000 I remember seeing at one point 1518 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Saying Jürgen's fucking 1519 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 Shouting at the lads on the field 1520 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 And they're all fucking there 1521 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Throwing their arms around, headless chickens 1522 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000 Or something, because their reds are gone 1523 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000 Arsenal losing 1524 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000 And then 1525 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000 West Ham 1526 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Yeah 1527 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 It's just shame 1528 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 I do find it quite disappointing when 1529 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 You compare 1530 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 In terms of football when English teams don't progress 1531 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 To how much money 1532 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Is pulling to its side to compare 1533 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 The German team that they've got two 1534 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 In the Champions League 1535 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Leverkusen in the Europa League 1536 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 If I'm not mistaken 1537 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 So it is a weird one when it comes to football 1538 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Because it just goes to show that you don't need 1539 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 I say that 1540 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 With Bayern Munich and you've got PSG 1541 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 But 1542 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 It's weird how things 1543 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Pan out sometimes 1544 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 You can't say that about Ramsey or PSG 1545 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 And even Bayern Munich to a degree 1546 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 But it's always nice to have English teams 1547 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 Progress while in the Euro 1548 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Because it just makes the league better 1549 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000 Yeah, yeah, it's more eyes on the league 1550 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 And that's one reason 1551 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000 I hated my new 1552 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Being in the Champions League this season 1553 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 Because I knew there was going to do shit in there 1554 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 Yeah, after the first couple of games 1555 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 I just knew it was going to fucking go over 1556 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 I actually found that Kassamal had been able to 1557 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Run momentum 1558 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 But they've struggled this season as well 1559 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Yeah, but that got fucked in the group stages 1560 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Rather than just getting fucked up 1561 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 So it's 1562 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 It's annoying as a 1563 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Because all the English teams do well in Euro 1564 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 It is annoying that 1565 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 They're not progressing 1566 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Because that, Matt Hummels commands 1567 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 As soon as 1568 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 To do with not bad for the 1569 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Harvesting in reference to 1570 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 Germany being a farmer's league 1571 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Yeah, to say about a lot of them 1572 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 I don't know 1573 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 Yeah, well 1574 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Yeah, it's just 1575 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 I feel like James is deflecting 1576 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 A little bit by calling me out 1577 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 On me 1578 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Openly being a dickhead 1579 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 When it's all about 1580 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Jürgen's bottle jobs again 1581 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 You know, and 1582 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Yeah, when 1583 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Man United lose on Sunday against 1584 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Coventry, I'll not be 1585 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 Surprised because I expect it 1586 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 You know if they lose, you'll get an email 1587 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 He'll have to 1588 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 James will have 1589 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000 To come at me with 1590 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 All of the banter 1591 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 You know, ready 1592 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 For the Undertake podcast 1593 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000 But 1594 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000 It's funny because you both live in different cities 1595 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 And support different cities 1596 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Yeah, because he establishes from the 1597 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 Rural Yeah, yeah, he's a wolf 1598 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000 I fucking scapes 1599 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Yeah 1600 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Mine 1601 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 We've said it before, mine was 1602 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Not a choice, it was pushed 1603 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Upon me 1604 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000 But yeah 1605 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 They were all fucking 1606 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000 They're just, heads are gone 1607 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 They're just, you know, not going to have it 1608 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000 I mean, how much more funny would it be 1609 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 If Villa still 1610 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000 Finished above them 1611 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000 I do think when Jürgen 1612 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Not there, they're going to fall off 1613 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 I don't think they'll be 1614 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000 Obviously they won't be second or third 1615 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000 They will fall off where they'll be battling 1616 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 For fourth with Chelsea, Newcastle and 1617 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000 Things like that Yeah, I think 1618 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 It's going to 1619 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000 Be another rotational 1620 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000 Couple of yards for him now because 1621 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Amoran 1622 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 He keeps saying he's not intre... well he keeps deflecting 1623 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Doesn't he? Yeah, well 1624 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Allegedly they've had the 1625 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000 Behind the scenes talks, he just can't 1626 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 Come out and say 1627 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Yeah, I'm going because 1628 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000 The team won't just 1629 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 Well, we're not going to play if you know how to know it 1630 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 But yeah 1631 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000 Yeah 1632 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000 I don't know, I've not seen enough of him 1633 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000 To know if he's going to be 1634 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Able to 1635 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Take the whole tub of Liverpool because 1636 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 You know, same as we've been, you know 1637 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 It's a big club, it's a lot of pressure 1638 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 But saying that though, Jose 1639 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 Amorino did it, but he won the Champions League 1640 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000 But like, when he 1641 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Come over 1642 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 I remember thinking, this guy is going to do nothing when he did 1643 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000 Something, so saying that, you just never know 1644 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Do you really? You never know, but 1645 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 I do just have that feeling that 1646 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000 It'd be hard for him to keep up with the 1647 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Progress 1648 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 That's made since Jürgen Klopp 1649 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 But 1650 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 What I was thinking the other day 1651 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Sorry to go off of 1652 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 James' precious Liverpool 1653 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,000 But it's not all about them 1654 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000 But 1655 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Obviously with Man City knocked out of the Champions League 1656 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,000 I'm still hoping that Arsenal 1657 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Do manage to 1658 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Win the Premier League, especially since they're 1659 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 Out of the Champions League 1660 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 Or they've got to go for 1661 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000 So, they've got 1662 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Liverpool and Arsenal have got a harder run 1663 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Than Man City for the final games 1664 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Of the season anyway, but 1665 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 I think if Arsenal were to 1666 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Do it, you know, because I saw 1667 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Pep, his comments 1668 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000 After the Real Madrid game 1669 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 And he's just got 1670 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 Not as bad as Klopp 1671 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 But you know, he fucking 1672 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 His bitterness 1673 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 Shines out when he's not 1674 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000 Had a result go his way 1675 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 So it got me thinking 1676 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Would he potentially 1677 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000 Leave at the end of the season if 1678 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000 They ended up with no 1679 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000 Trophies, no, you know 1680 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000 They're already in the final 1681 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000 Of the FA Cup 1682 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000 No, fair enough, yeah, they've still got to play 1683 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000 Saturday against Chelsea, you know 1684 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000 It's only going to be one way 1685 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000 I don't know, you know 1686 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000 I've got a 1687 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000 Good, no 1688 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Chelsea have had the number one Man City 1689 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 Chelsea next season 1690 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 I mean, they're a bit all 1691 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 Off the place at the moment, I mean if they can get 1692 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 So moved the Roy players on 1693 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 And bring the Roy players in 1694 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 But they need a better manager 1695 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 Pachichino is not good enough 1696 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 For that squad 1697 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 I don't think you can get a better manager 1698 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 That's 14 1699 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 That's not in Europe 1700 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 It's that 1701 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 And it's 1702 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Not a good manager's market at the moment 1703 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 Because there's too many big clubs 1704 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 That want a manager 1705 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Negaussmann has just 1706 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000 Extended his contract 1707 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000 With Germany as well until 2026 1708 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000 So 1709 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000 Yeah, there's not enough 1710 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 It's only sedan 1711 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 That's really available because 1712 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 Well 1713 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 He's only going to go to Man City 1714 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 There's been no links of it or anything 1715 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 But apart from 1716 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Again, I can't see him going back 1717 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 To Real Madrid, apart from either 1718 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000 France or PSG 1719 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Man City is the only other team I can see 1720 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000 I don't think he'll ever go to PSG 1721 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Because he's from Marseille, so it's just like 1722 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000 I think it's the money though 1723 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000 He don't need the money 1724 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000 I know he don't need it, but I think because 1725 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 PSG would be the same as 1726 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000 Real Madrid 1727 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 It's a safe option in terms of 1728 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 He's already got 1729 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000 A great bunch of players and that 1730 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000 So it's an easy job for him 1731 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 I would love to see 1732 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000 I know when Carlo Ancioli took over Everton 1733 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000 I liked him for that 1734 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Because you never see 1735 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Managers take hard jobs now 1736 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 I would really love 1737 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 To see Jurgen Klopp 1738 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 When he took Liverpool, that was a hard job 1739 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Because they weren't doing 1740 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 For course, so it was nice 1741 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 That's why I like him because he's not just 1742 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Winning and just 1743 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 Spending loads of money, he's actually both 1744 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 And that's what I liked about Jurgen Klopp 1745 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 He already had that from 1746 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 His Borussia Dortmund days 1747 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Any way of bringing up the talent, training them and that 1748 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 And that's what I really liked about him 1749 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 But there's not many other managers that 1750 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 I can't see Per 1751 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000 Or Zidane 1752 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000 Taking a boxed under team 1753 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 And 1754 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000 Over here implementing that 1755 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 You know, way of playing 1756 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 And progressing 1757 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000 It's just the money, it's the instant market 1758 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Because if Per could 1759 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000 Turn any player into 1760 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 The logs of the De Bruyne 1761 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Or an app, then he wouldn't be 1762 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Spending 100 million on 1763 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000 Jack Grijic to sit on the bench half the time 1764 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000 Or 1765 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 60 million on Calvin Phillips 1766 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000 For him to be on loan at 1767 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 West Ham and sell the main shit 1768 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 Yeah, you know 1769 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000 It's just 1770 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000 It's all the money 1771 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 There and all the 1772 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 Fucking 115 charges as well 1773 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 That's made Man City 1774 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 What they are at the moment 1775 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Sorry, I think I'm going to put a bet on 1776 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 Next season's chassis to win the league 1777 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000 You know, just have it 1778 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000 There's just something 1779 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 Literally, there's just something 1780 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 Just 1781 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000 I think that needs to move a lot of the players on 1782 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 Because they've got fucking egos 1783 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000 Did you see the penalty situation? 1784 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 I mean, what the fuck 1785 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000 If I put more pressure on the lad that's taking the penalty 1786 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Because you haven't scored the goal 1787 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 Just let your team win 1788 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000 And fucking go off that fucking boost 1789 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 Yeah 1790 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 I just think there's need to move 1791 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 I do think there's need to move at least 1792 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 Because the staff does not 1793 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000 Bring the right players, the right players in 1794 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000 Because they've still got Lukaku 1795 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000 On loan 1796 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 A stroke is the main thing that's needed 1797 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000 For three years now I think 1798 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000 I know when he come back he's starting off good 1799 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 Then deep, but I feel like 1800 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 You know, with Pachatina 1801 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Who, I know you don't mind 1802 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 I think could probably get the 1803 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 Better out of him if he can link up 1804 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000 I don't want to go too fucking football 1805 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000 You know, yeah 1806 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000 I've got a good feeling about Charles next season 1807 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000 To a point where 1808 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000 It'd be good to see them, right? 1809 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000 Because I'd like to put a little wage around that actually 1810 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000 Put some on it then mate 1811 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000 You know, bet 365, come at us for a sponsorship 1812 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000 Any sponsor we do at the Barber 1813 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000 Yeah, I know, yeah 1814 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 I need time to be able to 1815 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 Sit down and do some stuff to be fair mate 1816 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000 So James 1817 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 I'm glad you're still listening anyway 1818 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000 He loves it, he loves you really 1819 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000 He loves the shout outs 1820 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,000 Yeah, he does 1821 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000 Just going off what Jadie said earlier 1822 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000 Anyone that hasn't 1823 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000 That texts the hotline 1824 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000 We'll get to them next week first off 1825 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000 I will make sure it's on 1826 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000 It's calming down a little bit more 1827 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000 Next week worldwide, so we'll have time 1828 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000 To properly get into it 1829 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000 And make sure we've got 1830 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000 All the 1831 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000 The prepped emails and everything back 1832 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000 As it should be 1833 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000 And just also to touch on what Jadie was just saying 1834 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Obviously as he's mentioned this week's been a bit 1835 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 All over the place 1836 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 What I wanted to ask is 1837 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000 If you can 1838 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000 Could you subscribe 1839 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000 Follow and share 1840 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Yeah, we haven't said it enough 1841 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000 For a long time 1842 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 I've seen some podcasts where they're like 1843 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000 Friday every fucking 10 minutes 1844 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 We're not bigs 1845 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000 That's why I only shout out the hotline 1846 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000 07 470 1847 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000 4808 096 1848 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,000 Every now and again sending you whatsapps 1849 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,000 Your messages, voice notes, t-features 1850 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 We really do appreciate you 1851 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Because the downloads are doing 1852 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000 Good numbers 1853 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000 But it's just not showing enough on how many 1854 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 Are following and subscribed 1855 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 So please if you are listening to this podcast 1856 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 And you have enjoyed it 1857 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 And you haven't subscribed 1858 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 Just please do so, just hop out the podcast 1859 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 Yeah, click the little follow button 1860 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000 You know, keep sharing it 1861 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000 To your friends and family and that 1862 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 Yeah, it's always appreciated 1863 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 We probably should 1864 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Start following 1865 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 Starting with this 1866 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Instead of leaving it to the end 1867 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Because apart from James 1868 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000 I don't want to leave people listening 1869 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000 But yeah, as always 1870 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000 I hope you've enjoyed it 1871 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 I appreciate you all 1872 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 Thank you for listening 1873 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000 And obviously 1874 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000 I just want you to know that 1875 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000 We appreciate your time 1876 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000 Texting or emailing 1877 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000 And obviously as JD said, we're not bigs 1878 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 So we don't want to keep asking 1879 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 Can you do this, can you do that 1880 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000 But if you can just subscribe 1881 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000 And yeah, we are going to 1882 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000 Try and start putting more effort in 1883 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000 But yeah, as always 1884 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Have a good one, we'll see you next week 1885 01:06:46,000 --> 01:07:02,000 Peace 1886 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,000 Oh so sly, their chemistry's electric 1887 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,000 You can't deny 1888 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000 You can't deny 1889 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:38,000 You can't deny