1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,960 Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts 2 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:24,440 Ash and JD. So we've had a bit of an eventful week, well I've had an eventful week. What 3 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:32,040 we did forget is that I touched on Conspiracy Corner last week but then didn't do it because 4 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:38,600 we were too busy talking about Bluey and kids programmes. But that will start me off with 5 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:44,120 an email from Jess. It all links in, just bear with me a sec, I can see you nodding, 6 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:50,160 Lord come on what's going on Jack, get on with me. So Jess was asking, did we see the 7 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:58,640 solar eclipse and it was too cloudy where she is so she just saw a bit of a crappy glow. 8 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:07,320 So it was Monday I think it was, it was the 8th anyway, I remember it was the 8th. So 9 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:13,160 the answer is no, didn't see the eclipse. I know it was happening but too busy crafting 10 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:20,640 money, don't have time to stand outside and look at the sun. So what I'd forgot to say 11 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:28,560 last week was all the conspiracies of what was going to happen during the solar eclipse, 12 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,640 which yeah you're shaking your heads, you know that they're there mate. They can make 13 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:38,320 conspiracy out of anything can't they. Well what I didn't get leading up to it was how 14 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:46,720 many people can just pull these out of the hat saying that it's not a real eclipse, it's 15 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:52,880 you know a lot of it was flat earthers coming out with these bollocks. They never give an 16 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:58,920 explanation because going off the flat earthers where it's just two light bulbs essentially 17 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:05,400 above the dome, the sun and the moon, why would they overlap the light bulbs from time 18 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:10,760 to time for an eclipse. Do flat earthers think they're like in a Truman show? Essentially 19 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:16,240 yeah so the way the Truman show it was a big dome that you were seeing, that yeah it's 20 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:24,600 the same that we're under a big dome and so it's the thermomont is what it's called which 21 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:32,880 it's the reference in the Bible which will save that for another day. Which again, so 22 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:38,000 another one that I know we're gonna do this a lot to be fair going off on tangents but 23 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:45,160 so the letter J wasn't invented in the English language until I don't know it was something 24 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:51,840 like 1600s. Right. Yet the Bible's you know over 2000 years old so his name wouldn't have 25 00:02:51,840 --> 00:03:01,480 been Jesus, it would have been Jesus. Jesus. You know so yeah so Jesus wasn't Jesus, Jesus. 26 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:10,680 But yeah so we're under a firmament and above that is water but then obviously we've got 27 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:16,360 water on the planet as well. There's that many different flat earth theories because 28 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:21,400 again have you seen any of them ones that when you go through the ice wall of the Antarctic 29 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,320 Circle. I've seen my way it's like the ice wall is the barricade keeping us all in or 30 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:34,680 something like that. Yeah so it's that and then if you go out of that there's other parts 31 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:43,440 of land over ice walls so there's like Valhalla and all the mythical worlds that you see on 32 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:49,120 films and all sorts of crap anyway. I want to know like it'd be interesting to know who 33 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:57,760 brought this hypothesis forward to say. They've got their evidence. Someone at some point 34 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:04,920 so there's a couple of books basically and so as they've read through the books it shows 35 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:10,360 the maps because apparently someone actually got through the ice wall you know I don't 36 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:17,560 know during Viking times or whatever so they've got through it and then the landscapes they've 37 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:26,360 made maps of everything else that's out there. You know again because that's why. And then 38 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:31,960 he managed to come back and show everyone. Yeah yeah so it's his map so we're assuming 39 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:39,720 it was a man most likely was. So we're assuming that this one man. I think there was several 40 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:47,680 but yeah. Don't assume that no other men have come before and then come back. Yeah. And 41 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:56,240 then no one's read since. No because there's all the major countries have got the Antarctic 42 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:02,480 Treaty haven't they? So you're not allowed to explore Antarctica. Yeah you're not. Which 43 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:08,600 I would think there is something going on there you know aliens maybe but I think it's 44 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:16,120 just majority down to health and safety essentially that if just any more billionaires wanting 45 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:21,960 to just go and explore in such extreme terrains where you know you don't want to take the 46 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:28,000 total time because it's never gonna last. We all know how that went. Do you think Jack 47 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,640 could have gone onto the door? I think so. Yeah well. She did hug a lot of the room on 48 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:38,720 the other end there didn't she? I love all those pictures where it's like a load of dogs 49 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:44,440 and that next to her on the door or there's like luggage and stuff. They just move over 50 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:50,760 and yeah. But yeah so I think that's the main reason other than what they're trying to hide 51 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:57,120 the aliens is that they just can't have anyone trying to just explore because they'll die. 52 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:02,280 You know the last thing they want is a submarine going down there as well. Another one to fucking 53 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:13,520 bite the dust. So yeah we'll come onto flat earth and extra realms and whatever and that 54 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:21,600 for another one. I'll get some videos for you to watch for the entertainment value. 55 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:34,480 Yeah so the solar eclipse conspiracies. So the Hadron Collider. So in Sweden I think 56 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:40,280 it is where the particle accelerator. Oh yeah yeah yeah. So we're gonna reboot that on the 57 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:49,160 8th and again this one video went into the bloody conspiracy. So apparently where that 58 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:56,320 is it's over the gateway to hell. I'll keep it brief. So it's over the gateway to hell 59 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:05,640 and so as the atoms or the neutrons are gonna collide or were gonna collide since we're 60 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:12,040 recording this after the 8th after the eclipse. So as the collide that was going to open the 61 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:17,080 gate to hell and all the demons like a scene from Supernatural were gonna come flying out 62 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:23,360 of the ground and the world was gonna end. You know the fore horsemen of the apocalypse 63 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:30,600 or something was gonna happen. Another one that it was gonna not be the moon eclipsing 64 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:37,000 the sun it was gonna be the mothership that's been floating out in orbit for a little while 65 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:42,400 now ready to start you know an invasion. I feel like there's been these things in the 66 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:49,880 past do you remember the year 2001? Yeah Y2K. And 2012 remember the world was gonna end 67 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:56,880 at some point in 2012 and then when it done happened there's nothing done. So this mothership. 68 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:03,640 Yeah because after Y2K we're like no no we've got to go off the Mayans calendar so it was 69 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,560 like four years later or something because well they weren't here just because the Mayans 70 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:15,120 didn't leave us. Right. There was probably more to it than that but yeah. It's just yeah. 71 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:20,480 And then there's like that Baba Duke or whatever who's got their predictions there's like a 72 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:27,520 whole book of it and you know people just seem to find their correlations to be like 73 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:34,160 oh there's gonna be a natural disaster in 2024. There's a natural disaster every year 74 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:39,200 you know so well just because there's something that they can half pinpoint to that prediction 75 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:47,840 of a sun 200 years going on. So yeah there was a lot of a lot of bullshit coming out 76 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:54,960 conspiracy wise because of this eclipse and then yeah the eclipse happened as I say we 77 00:08:54,960 --> 00:09:02,080 saw nothing I think it was Jess sorry let me just double check. Yeah Jess saw a little 78 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:07,920 bit of a glow just because it was cloudy so I didn't see much. Because it was more America 79 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:12,240 that saw it in Canada and everything that part of the world because of where obviously 80 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:20,720 the time of day. Yeah I think for the UK it was going to be Ireland and Wales which was 81 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:27,920 like the best visible areas for it. Otherwise we just well as I say I didn't notice anything 82 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:34,160 but yeah it would have just been just a slight bit of a log as if the clouds covering the 83 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:41,280 sun slightly anyway that's all we would have potentially seen. But since the eclipse happened 84 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:50,120 anyway I've seen numerous videos where people are obviously on the best phones or cameras 85 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:58,360 ever because you're getting all the clearest pictures. Not. So the focus in at the sun 86 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:04,680 and again it's you can't even see that it's the eclipse behind these clouds but through 87 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:10,920 the clouds you can see shadows moving and there's a mix of them saying that it's demons 88 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:19,240 flying around because of the hadron collider opening up the gates to hell. Another one saying 89 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,640 it's aliens it's the the spaceships flying around from the mothership and this and that. 90 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:33,320 It's like no why would they choose an eclipse to start an invasion and why didn't anything 91 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:38,760 happen once the the sun and moon separated again? Like it was that 30 seconds in the 92 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:44,600 that's all I had yeah and it's like oh no we've got to go back again now. So it's just it's such a 93 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:52,760 a disappointment that there's so many people that come up with fairy tales and that essentially. 94 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:58,120 Yeah and I think it's quite sad that people believe it because it's just it's just nonsense 95 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:04,040 like if you were to say to me mate this is happening but it's because of this I'd be like 96 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:15,320 nah. Oh no it's uh it's not yeah let's say it's a shame but um speaking of nonsense it's a nonsense 97 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:21,560 going from one shambles to another. As is about the Undertake now. No no. The Undertake podcast. 98 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:27,000 The Undertake podcast sorry I thought you were saying the Undertaker because we've partially 99 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:35,720 watched Wrestlemania um which what again while it's there uh so Moels did a email in as well 100 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:43,320 asking if we've watched Wrestlemania uh I've only watched about five hours. Eight hours is a lot of 101 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:49,160 time to watch. Right so I always think like because these do the pay per views on a Sunday night. 102 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:56,360 Yeah. So Wrestlemania's over two nights but so I watched the first one the first night and then 103 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:02,280 obviously with it being Sunday night didn't watch it and then first thing went to work 104 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:07,240 when on my phone seeing pretty much everything so it's like I'm watching up there. Yeah I've 105 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:13,560 managed to avoid watching any of the TikTok videos of what's happened but it was literally 106 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:18,440 just a spoiler from listening to another podcast so I know the results. I am 107 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:27,480 um going to try and find time to watch the last three hours of Sunday. What did you think of 108 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,480 did you watch night one then? So yeah I watched that. What did you think of the night one? 109 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:39,240 I always find them quite underwhelming almost to me. It was underwhelming uh and it's mad how 110 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:47,480 much of it is still the same patterns the same cycles of when we was kids watching it uh again 111 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:52,200 I don't know the names but there was the one of them there was the whole trailer before the fights 112 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:58,920 um and he was like I'm scared. He was fighting against Gunther. Is that what he's saying? Right 113 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:04,680 so that's his name then um he's like I'm scared what do you expect me to do and he's like you know 114 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:09,400 oh I don't know what's gonna happen in this fight then and obviously he ends up winning. 115 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,960 Spoilers for anyone that hasn't watched it and does plan to watch it um I don't know they might 116 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,680 not give a shit to be fair just two almost middle-aged men talking about wrestling. 117 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,520 Yeah have you seen that uh like what's like an ick is like people that watch 118 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:29,800 wrestling have you seen that clip the guy doing that then like goes to rock like shit up bitch 119 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:41,640 um yeah so there was that uh the uh Uso brothers yeah I did no I didn't write down 120 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:47,320 for it that matchup again it was just obvious I knew as a because I've not seen it was only 121 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:53,800 because I mentioned Rikishi the other week that I knew about Uso brothers then um and I just as 122 00:13:53,800 --> 00:14:00,840 soon as I saw the drama leading up so again the pre-fight trailer that was going on I thought well 123 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:08,200 at some point the one that's betrayed him he's gonna get hurt and then start apologizing 124 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:14,120 and then he's gonna be trying again and lo and behold it happened I was like literally if I 125 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:19,720 didn't already know and like watch it after it already happened but if I didn't know how it was 126 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:25,480 gonna go well no sorry if I hadn't already watched it after it had been on I would have put bets on 127 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:30,840 to say this is gonna happen because it was so that predictable um because you know that the 128 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:38,200 WWE is moving to Netflix oh he didn't know that yes yeah I think I did see something actually so 129 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:43,480 they're like trying to make it so it's like a new era so you remember how the attitude era was yeah 130 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:49,800 um we started on gold obviously the rock Shawn Michaels DX and everything uh so they're trying 131 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:55,960 to bring it so it's more because he went PJ to an extent obviously they don't do brown panties 132 00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,760 matching anymore no obviously the women are wrestlers now and everything all that yeah but 133 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:06,200 they're trying to make it so it's more going towards that you know back to how he was into 134 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:11,240 that attitude area with the swearing how would that work though because especially on Netflix 135 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:16,680 because you are but in terms of what how would that work no I'm just thinking because obviously 136 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:22,120 now the way it has been for a long time with Raw and Smackdown and it's easier available for the 137 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:27,720 younger kids to watch so if it goes to Netflix and they are trying to make it well over here 138 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:34,680 it's on one channel TNT BT yeah in America uh Smackdown was on one channel Raw was on a 139 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:41,560 different channel okay so as far as I'm aware that ww WWE got brought out by the company that owns UFC 140 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:48,120 so that held the whole of the WWE franchise and then it's gonna be on Netflix I don't know if it's 141 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:56,040 just gonna be WWE Raw on Netflix and Smackdown or just Raw at the moment so that they're trying like 142 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:01,640 um because there's a lot of UFC on the zone as well isn't there so whoever didn't speak 143 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:08,760 yeah but that's how it works here I mean in America they have it's just copyright and two 144 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:14,360 arms that copyright obviously yeah so I don't know how we would work over here for say if it would 145 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:20,600 still be on Netflix I assume it would be because Netflix played a lot of money for it uh but in 146 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:25,960 regards to Smackdown I don't know if that's a part of the deal uh I'm just thinking like because 147 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:33,560 with Netflix are they gonna like put age restrictions on it so essentially you'd have 148 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:40,440 to have a parental lock to stop kids watching if they're gonna bring the yeah I think our rating 149 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:45,480 back to be essentially I think yeah I mean it doesn't have to be like 18 plus but I think 150 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:51,160 15 you know swear words you know just getting proper again proper wrestling I look you know 151 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:56,280 what I really like though mic work you know when people like talk the talk on the mic yeah 152 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:03,800 now my favorite person on the mic has always been The Miz and I just love when they can sell it like 153 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:10,600 the promo and I really like when they can sell it I always remember The Miz on the mic he's just 154 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:19,480 see he was coming in as I was getting out of it essentially so I've not seen a great deal he was 155 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:25,880 at WrestleMania you know yeah and I thought because not much was said about him on the build 156 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:32,600 up fortify and I thought he has he like declined that much that he's not because I feel like they 157 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:37,480 were trying to make him a main character and no he was champion for a bit I think he was 158 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:41,400 free time champion but he's a grand slam so I mean he's won every single battle available 159 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:48,680 intercontinental US championship tag team whatever about that's been there he has born up into the 160 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:55,480 new heavyweight yeah uh one so yeah no boys I just like when people that's why I like John Cena 161 00:17:55,480 --> 00:18:01,640 really he was good on the mic The Rock obviously Stone Cold Triple H was good on the mic even 162 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,720 yeah you know and that's what it means just people that are confident in the more on the more 163 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:11,320 just as just a selling just because it's scripted but when you're on the mic that's just 164 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:17,800 that unscripted that's just you go out you've got to just go off the crowd yeah yeah it's 165 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:22,360 all right you've got this message to get across yeah just just get it yeah you got like four 166 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:30,280 minutes to promo we get this point across that's it uh yeah it was it was quality back in the day 167 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:37,560 I don't want any um I know we've spoke about it and reminisced about it on a previous episode um 168 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,440 yeah yeah I feel like because of how much 169 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:50,600 happened back then in that attitude era like nothing surprising for me or it wasn't while 170 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:55,880 I was watching rest of minor anyway um yeah because even with the tag team fight 171 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:03,800 I felt that the first night's main events because again I didn't know any anything that he was on 172 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:09,960 the line about bloodline rules with the next Sunday night yeah so as soon as I found that out I was 173 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:16,440 like well Cody's gonna lose then isn't it and that's gonna make it harder Sunday night because 174 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:22,280 otherwise it's an easier yeah it's an easier night for him so yeah it was all too predictable 175 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:30,920 um yeah again I can't comment on Sunday night but yeah I don't know if I've got enough time over 176 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,920 the weekend I'll finish watching Sunday I know I supposed to have been better overall but uh 177 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,120 yeah I haven't watched it because literally first thing in Monday morning 178 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:45,320 because I was watching it a lot of the bold upon tiktok so he was just full of it yeah all the 179 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:50,120 algorithms and I was just like I watched one I was just like fuck it just watch them all on there so 180 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:57,640 yeah yeah that's the problem though isn't it you can't avoid any comments of spoilers now 181 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:03,480 ah even Bluey spoilers for the new episode of Bluey it's fucking mad it's like a special one 182 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,360 so even after I sent you that tiktok the other night as well and you you're getting the spoilers 183 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:15,720 on it yeah like the next episode that comes out on Sunday as we do the podcast uh yeah it's like a 184 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:22,600 20 minute special they're only 10 minutes long with me so so like yeah yeah so I'm gonna spoil 185 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:29,560 this for that you know people give me their opinion on it well so as we was gonna say anyway 186 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:36,520 back to a shambles um so the undertake podcast yeah the undertake podcast that's gonna take off 187 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:44,600 at some points uh so last Sunday it was the Liverpool Man United game well Man United Liverpool 188 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:51,240 game again uh Premier League this time and uh James was giving it the big gun last week he was he was 189 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:59,880 confident and uh he had every right to be you know Liverpool that had been on fire and uh yeah it was 190 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:06,760 a an underwhelming game for Liverpool fans definitely I didn't see a single Man United fan 191 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:13,400 building up to the game that was confident getting a result no and I wasn't either but first half 192 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:18,840 Liverpool absolutely dominated Man United Man United didn't even have a shot on target and the Man United 193 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:27,000 fans in that stadium were absolutely going fucking mental but you know so like they didn't have no 194 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,720 you know I know I get what you're saying from that point of view but at the end of the day 195 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:40,920 you've still got a turn off and the first half Man United did internal but yeah so Liverpool 196 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:45,960 should have been well ahead more than they should have at that point so I know what you're saying 197 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,800 I felt like because the first couple of minutes it was the basketball football again tennis it was 198 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:59,800 back and forth yeah feeling each other yeah um and then the Ganatchio uh disallowed goal because he 199 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:06,920 was offside Bruno just held it for a little bit too long if he would have just passed it first time 200 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:11,640 Ganatchio was already on the way hence why he was offside by the time he did get the pass I think 201 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:17,800 that changed the the the United players like frame of mind then because it was like oh we're not 202 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:26,440 going to do it then and uh obviously down now uh one and a half time uh and then yeah it's still 203 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:34,520 nothing was going on until just that misplaced pass Bruno gets it and obviously Keller he's got 204 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:39,800 every role to be as far forward as he was yeah because Liverpool are just constantly attacking 205 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:48,360 anyway um and yeah so Bruno an easy finish it's you know before footballer yeah you expect him to 206 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,480 hit the target from that way out with no just lovely off the keeper well that's it yeah um 207 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,880 I do I know obviously before I think Bruno Fernandes is one of the most overriding players 208 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:04,120 I really I don't like I don't like his attitude I don't know why he thinks he's the bollocks 209 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:08,200 because I think if he goes I don't think he makes any other top but I'm not even saying 210 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:12,360 Manu's a top team I don't think he makes a top team at the moment I don't see 211 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,600 you I don't see him getting to Bayern Munich I don't see him getting to PSG 212 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:25,720 I don't see him going to Real Madrid I don't see him I think Manu is his level because Manu's 213 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:30,600 a level where everyone thinks they're better than what they are that that's from yeah that that is 214 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:36,760 the problem with the majority in you know squad at the moment Gennaro's got potential I think my 215 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:43,000 what's his name? Copi Manu I think he's just he's all right he's not he's not it's not he's not a 216 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:51,080 special talent I don't think he's but from how the rest of the senior squad are playing yeah 217 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:55,640 he might he might he makes they're making him look good yeah because he runs a bit mate 218 00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:00,760 yeah yeah but he's you know he's taking on the players he says no sorry sorry to quick up jargon 219 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:05,560 he says say something when your right back's gonna be the player of the season it's only because 220 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,800 he's been fit the whole season yeah but like do you get what I'm saying that's your right back 221 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,920 that's your Gary Neville mate 222 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:20,680 I mean again that's a debate for another podcast he's used a better right back 223 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:28,840 no obviously Gary Neville what I'm saying is like that's did in him in any career any season did 224 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:35,960 Gary Neville ever get player of the season no so you're right back in the team yeah and that's 225 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:42,680 what I'm saying that's where Manu are I know what you're saying mate yeah but you can't get me to 226 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:49,640 try and defend the majority of the team this season because I can't I can't honestly there's just yeah 227 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:58,040 yeah yeah and so being like if if we was to finish in the top six so stay as sick at the end of the 228 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:04,920 season yes that is a fortunate now again you've you've slightly started me off mate you've 229 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:14,600 slightly started me off well I'll bite a little bit so there has been over 60 injuries so obviously 230 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:21,080 we haven't got 60 first team players but there's been over 60 individual injuries this season 231 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:27,800 right so that's always going to be a hindrance for any any squads you know Newcastle's had the 232 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:33,000 same uh Chelsea have been all right really it's just been patched in on its fob panel 233 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:39,880 Liverpool have had a lot of injuries but as I said the other week Klopp's been able to set the foundation 234 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:47,400 that every team so the under 23s the 19s the 18s has that style and they all pay the same so you 235 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:54,840 can just come in from any one of them other ones and fit into the same system um you know Man City 236 00:25:54,840 --> 00:26:01,320 you know when you're uh fiddling the books all the time and you know got all the money to pay for 237 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:07,160 whoever you want um then you're going to be able to do that Arsenal have been really fortunate not 238 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:12,840 to have severe injuries if Declan Rose got injured this season they wouldn't be sitting 239 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:22,440 joint top of the league um so yeah it's it's for like 60 minutes this season we've had 240 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:30,200 10 hogs first choice team the rest of it it's been but isn't that football though it is and 241 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:35,080 the club that like Man U have spent so much money should have more than just one 11 that's 242 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:40,440 again mate you know if you want me to uh i'm just talking football if you want me to get some uh 243 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:45,080 hard-hitting facts that should get me onto the united stand then uh i'll give them to you because 244 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:50,360 we know he listens he actually does mate i'm telling you mark hello by the way mate you know 245 00:26:51,800 --> 00:27:00,680 big fan you know uh but yeah if you want to know those beats then you'll have to listen to the 246 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:09,240 united stand in that anyway but yeah we're not here to defend Man United we're here to laugh at 247 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:19,000 Liverpool and not so much Liverpool a bit of James's expense so as i say sunday well i'll give you a 248 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,800 bit of background sunday's i like to have a little drink i'll cook dinner sunday roast every sunday 249 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,760 you gotta do it you know that's what sunday's made for football and sunday roasts and beers 250 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:35,000 so i've had a couple of beers during the game maybe some before and probably two afterwards 251 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:42,520 but after that shambles of a game two two weeks finished and Liverpool were lucky in the end as 252 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:50,520 well to get that because if Juan Basaka is great at elastic ditch tackle that's you know he's 253 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:57,080 he's made his united career off of that but he did it in the wrong position and it doesn't matter 254 00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:05,560 how much everyone wants to slow it down and say that they are going wrong i saw an american 255 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:12,680 referee the next day analyzing it and saying that it was wrong he was clearly in it you know Man United 256 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:22,440 fan so yeah it's a penalty at the end of the day you know var allegedly looked at it they would 257 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:29,000 have done but apparently says no penalty it was a penalty sorry and uh you know again it was the 258 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:35,160 only thing that salad did all game really it was his main chance and he's put it away so they were 259 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,880 lucky to get a draw at the end of it and i just couldn't help myself just could not help myself 260 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,520 in uh giving James a little email so 261 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:54,680 so i just had to what was in your email your correspondence all i said i hope you kept it 262 00:28:54,680 --> 00:29:01,960 professional i did yeah yeah all i said was juergens bottle jobs is all i said to him 263 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:09,720 you dropped some bile in there did you boy oh nice like a kipper did you really mean like oh 264 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:16,440 my he was really just like uh i can't even finger the gays now but just like one of the fishing programs 265 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:24,120 on whatever crappy sports channel that people have to watch fishing on um so yeah it was about an 266 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:31,000 abalizer his email after he's finished crying into his Liverpool pillow and teddy called Juergen 267 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,120 um 268 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:49,320 even down to little shicky boots on old school black prints yeah um now fucking deodorers or 269 00:29:49,320 --> 00:30:00,920 something that's what yeah i do doors yeah uh 2004 on there from when jared was the Miami Giza um so 270 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:08,440 uh james's reply was uh fuck off united body can't keep a win to save their life 271 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:16,840 Brentford Chelsea and Liverpool were all dominating you shit cunts so i think i might 272 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:22,760 have rattled him a little bit with that one um and you know what i like about email is he got straight 273 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:29,560 to the point yeah you know he was very articulate with his words he you know definitely research 274 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,240 definitely uh definitely been keeping an eye on the united games the last week i think he knew 275 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:44,360 any email was coming so i couldn't help myself that's a say um again against Brentford you know 276 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:51,480 the the team didn't turn up Brentford deserved to batter us you know and uh again we got a goal 277 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:57,960 later on and then conceded straight away Chelsea i watched it to two nil down i hate these late 278 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:04,600 kickoffs oh because he was on sunday was one was like yeah Brentford was on sunday Chelsea was 279 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:11,240 uh wednesday yeah that's it yeah uh no was it yeah no no you're right right right yeah because 280 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:17,880 again it's the the days that we're on so it was it might have been saturday yeah saturday was 281 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:25,560 Brentford Chelsea was wednesday quarter past eight kickoff and i say watch two nil was off no it's 282 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:31,000 too late for me i'm already in bed trying to watch it i'm like no it's off i don't need to uh 283 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:37,080 go to sleep completely pissed off and then when i saw it was really four three in the end so i was 284 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:46,200 like yeah sound not surprised um but like i said last week it's liverpool's title to lose and if 285 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:52,760 they can't even beat a man united team that you know chelsea can beat and we all know how bad 286 00:31:52,760 --> 00:32:00,280 chelsea's been this season um yeah it's it's just liverpool and and then the last three nil on the 287 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:05,000 road now i didn't watch the game but i heard there was absolutely terrible in that game 288 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:11,320 i only seen the uh highlights on tiktok this morning so what you're basically saying to me is 289 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:19,880 in juergens final season just at the equal i feel like it's going to be yeah um i'm hoping arsenal 290 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:25,960 do manage to win the the premier league just obviously because i don't want liverpool to 291 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:33,800 win it anyway because you know fuck moscow's us but man city we don't want man city to keep dominating 292 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:40,920 we don't want to have four in a year uh four in a row rather um for me as a neutral i would i would 293 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:46,680 prefer liverpool to me just in jergens final season because he has been a good manager 294 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:52,520 i would if you played on the urban club you'd want to run for a minute you know and that's like 295 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:59,960 what what man you end doing i suppose not running yeah as i've said before enough times uh the 296 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:08,120 majority of players don't play for the badge uh the manager or even the paycheck you know the 297 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:15,880 fucking the money that they get is ridiculous i was talking about this now if you give me 25 grand 298 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:24,360 a week right and so your job is to play football yeah that i would run fastest and further than 299 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:30,520 anyone else you know like when you have like you're the dude in came like 15 you know km run in the 300 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:41,080 game i would just all i would do all day is sprint yeah i was just just just run it wouldn't even 301 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:47,000 need to be 24 grand a week though would you think so we won't say what kind of wages we're running 302 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,840 that on the pod but you think even double three times what you're on the week at the moment you'd 303 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:58,920 still aim to be the fifties person in the squad wouldn't you and that that'd be a standard even 304 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:05,160 well because i was a superstar goalkeeper uh i've still got the fucking reflection uh the reflexes 305 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:14,520 as well fucking well stop these work tops from falling earlier oh which we'll get onto reflexes 306 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,680 in a minute i was meant to bring you earlier but uh yeah we'll get onto that in a minute um 307 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:25,480 but yeah so if i was a professional goalkeeper as well i'd make sure i'm the fittest and best 308 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:32,120 fucking goalkeeper in the league as well definitely um yeah but yeah liverpool are just uh 309 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:38,920 uh they'll be lucky to finish fucking second i mean could you imagine after all these they 310 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:47,080 end up finishing third and as you say just the league cup for uh gergen swansong so yeah james 311 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:53,080 um i hope you're still listening at this point anyway you haven't just like just chinned us off 312 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,960 uh you know it's all in jest mate and uh when you're ready yeah we'll start the undertaker 313 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,440 off mate 314 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:12,280 right so yeah onto reflexes so going off of the back of the holiday obviously almost broke my ankle 315 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:18,920 and then after we've recorded last friday saturday grafting because you know i've got to graft any 316 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:27,000 kid um not that a lot working on the weekends but sometimes we have to well i have to um i know i'm 317 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:38,280 terrible uh so doing these wardrobes and uh it's an awkward customer but the one on the floor to 318 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:44,360 ceiling and you can't get the feet on underneath so awkwardly getting the feet on and then as the 319 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:52,120 other one there's fucking i'm on the floor trying to get the back foot on and the wardrobes move 320 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:57,720 slowly because the other lads fucking shimmied it trying to fucking do something even though so 321 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:02,760 i've got a prop i've got more screw box underneath it i was i'll leave it there because i've seen this 322 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:10,280 seen this book read this page i've seen it happen before but no he's moved it out of the way 323 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:20,040 so as he's moving the wardrobe fucking the front foot has broke and look i didn't even see happen 324 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:26,440 it's just that the brain must have known what's gone on so i've managed to just about get my hand 325 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:36,040 out in time but so i've i've cut the top on my finger and i mean i won't be able to pull any 326 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:42,920 pictures up for any of the listeners at home but um the the piece of skin on the so where you go 327 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:49,080 from you your knuckle to the first joint on your middle finger that skin was just hanging back on 328 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:55,320 itself because of the way it just pulled it out quick enough and so i had to quickly tape it up 329 00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:01,400 fortunately electrical tape is the best thing ever better than a plaster because if you get it back 330 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:10,360 on quick enough it just heals itself it's magic but there was a bit of blood sunday my finger was 331 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:15,400 bruised and i mean like it looked like he'd been to a pdd's house party it was that battered and 332 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:21,480 bruised it was ridiculous uh all swollen i mean it is still really tender you know struggling to 333 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:27,880 bend it off but yeah being through the wars uh we've just the wrong tournament um i don't get it 334 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:37,880 and then monday was about a bit eventful as well so i don't know what episode it was probably 335 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:44,200 not episode 10 or something i came up with well i come up with but i brought up a story about when 336 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:50,600 i was walking a dog early one morning and uh i was caught short so i had to go into the bushes and 337 00:37:52,040 --> 00:38:00,040 poop in the bushes in the bush um so ever since then like because i know how i felt before that 338 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:06,520 happened before going out on the walk uh if i feel like that beforehand i'll make sure that i'll go 339 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:12,760 to the toilet before going on the walk just to save my uh bushes and not get caught short in the 340 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:19,560 bushes um so monday morning from there i could feel my stomach was a little bit ropey so 341 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:25,800 on the toilet by the way anyone uh just bearing uh like brace yourselves for a little bit of 342 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:31,000 poo at all because that's what we're talking about uh not wiping for a change um even though i did 343 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:38,520 have to wipe we'll get on to it so go into the toilet all good took the dog out stomach still 344 00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:44,360 feeling a little bit ropey so as i got back gone again which is fun sometimes you need to go a 345 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:50,280 second time you know you got to get it out you know you've got to go you got to go and then 346 00:38:51,800 --> 00:39:00,840 this is where it goes down a little bit of set off go off to the job and i'll shit myself in the 347 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:10,360 bun so i didn't know that i actually had but was he one of them when you fart i farted and i thought 348 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:18,760 oh i've all just shit myself and then i convinced myself that hadn't because i couldn't feel any 349 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:28,840 moisture or anything nothing felt squeegee and then i've got to the job and uh the lady of the 350 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,720 house was like talking to me now to be fair because i like in the morning i have a couple of cups of 351 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:38,760 tea and that and then i have like me flat while i'm driving so i need a wee anyway you know i've 352 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:44,920 drove over and i had to get to the job and yeah so the ladies talked to me i'm thinking i need a 353 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:50,440 wee i need to check that i haven't fucking you know had an accident and yeah there was so much 354 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:56,760 mess that not not like how you've experienced it with you know the little baby where you put it 355 00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:03,960 on the back and everything it wasn't that bad but yeah i've had to end up sitting back down to make 356 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:10,600 sure i'll fucking clean my arse properly anyway because i've done the done the check wipe and then 357 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:17,320 i've seen pretty much the whole of the square was covered i was all nothing in my boxes so it must 358 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,880 have just been a little bit of a squirt and then because i was sitting down it's just smeared around 359 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:29,880 my arse cheeks um so yeah i had to fucking clean it then while i'm halfway through fucking trying 360 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:35,720 to clean it as well i've had the phone call from the delivery driver that he's fucking outside 361 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:42,840 so i've had to go long you know put me fucking buttons back up again go down take this delivery 362 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,920 and then as he's left i couldn't go because it had been like 10 minutes couldn't go to the toilet 363 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:56,120 again yeah so i've got me fucking me dead old wipes out the van and i've had to do a wet wipe 364 00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:04,440 just to get the the last of it so uh yeah fucking monday was uh not a good day for me so if that's 365 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:09,960 any consolation for you james i hope you feel good about that i always remind you of the story of uh 366 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:17,800 one of our lads do you remember when he set up on the bus um was that nozl or mr green 367 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:27,160 no none of them uh so i what no because he's nicknamed he's anyway so he got on the bus 368 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:33,400 this was years ago still don't drive so i always think it's more embarrassing when he did is that 369 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:39,000 we said he got on the bus and he was on the four-wheel-drive he said like he got three stops up 370 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:47,000 oh farley absolutely himself like everywhere he said he had to like press the buzzer 371 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:56,680 the old valve he said he was fast he worked fast everyone had to be supposed to be morning busy 372 00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:00,600 he said he had to walk like fucking them all back or wherever along it is 373 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:10,440 is you could see the shit on his palms all down him oh that's terrible so everyone in the bus knew 374 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:15,240 that he should have obviously when you get the buzz you see kind of the same places the only 375 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:21,720 yeah they're like no the next time oh that's terrible yeah so you didn't have to go through 376 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:26,760 that no no i didn't have to go through that because i have black boxes black shorts not work shorts 377 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:33,160 um but as i say i was surprised because there was no mess in the boxes it literally just you know 378 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:39,800 spread across the ass crap um i suppose it's probably one of the good things about having a 379 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,040 hairy ass is that it kept it all in 380 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,520 to be fair it's only because i haven't used my man's game for a couple of months 381 00:42:48,520 --> 00:43:03,400 i'm a bum that is keep the pubes true um so yeah uh from shitty bonhols and broken fingers 382 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:11,320 uh after the actually no there is something else that i want to bring up before we do 383 00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:21,400 go on to the uh final correspondence uh so this morning i drove past a uh he was a father and son 384 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:27,320 duo and uh well i say drove past it wasn't it was fucking first in the morning while i was walking 385 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:34,920 a dog actually so walking a dog and a father and son on a fucking morning jog and the kid was 386 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:42,520 like he was struggling and he wasn't a big lad or anything he was a young skinny kid um and he was 387 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:47,160 just struggling like to keep pace and that so they've ended up having to go to a walking pace 388 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:54,360 because he was far behind on that and it just reminded me when i was a kid and i mean a kid 389 00:43:54,360 --> 00:44:01,000 kid like four or five years old and my dad used to take me with him for a run as well but it 390 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:08,680 wouldn't just be along the streets it was fucking along the canals and he i couldn't believe i'd 391 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:14,840 fucking forgot about it essentially well how dangerous is that well just because he'd leave 392 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:20,360 me as well he wouldn't like for me to catch up he'd just go along do his fucking four miles let's 393 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:26,440 just say i don't know how long the run was but he'd do his four miles down and then turn around and 394 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,320 come fucking find me on the way back again and then he'd carry on back up to the car so let's 395 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:36,520 just say i managed to do half mile by the time he's come fucking like gone to the end turn around and 396 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:42,600 come back so he'd tell me to turn around and go back the other way and then carry on to the car 397 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:47,800 and still wait for me to come back and fucking like meet up with him again so how dangerous that 398 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:52,200 would be like you couldn't even fathom doing anything like that these days could you but yeah 399 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:58,120 i just i was just walking the dog then getting to myself thinking i can't believe that used to happen 400 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:04,440 different world oh yeah yeah you know i'm more nice than nephew they're even allowed to go to 401 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:11,000 the park on the road remember like um when you was kids your mom used to send you to the shops 402 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:19,560 do you think that still happens now uh i think some people do yeah my dad used to send him 403 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:28,200 to go Rizla and Tabaco yeah look when i was like 10 yeah well again that's just how like uh 404 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:34,520 people have changed because the shop owners obviously knew the parents who the kids were so 405 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:41,240 below oh yeah my dad once such as such because again we've um not me but my uncle used to get 406 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:50,280 sent to the shop uh like the shop would close at 10 and like my nan his mom would say at like five 407 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:57,400 to ten go get me another bottle of wine and a pack of fags whatever it was and so he'd have to run 408 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:04,520 to the shop and hope to get there before it shuts and then log yeah and the fiber over whatever it 409 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:10,440 was get the goods and then run back to make sure it was all good then like and yet times were 410 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:16,520 differently you wouldn't do it now because the shop owners wouldn't be able to trust that the kids 411 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:24,520 were actually getting the parents um yeah it was i mean we've spoke about it enough times they're 412 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:32,280 all little bastards these days anyway we'll need a good slap um yeah so it just fucking well i had 413 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:37,480 to put it on my notes while i was walking because i thought it was funny well yeah i could have 414 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,880 could have fell in the canal and died on that fucking that was just like doing his run just 415 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:47,080 didn't care i could have got kicked now yeah i probably would have got a fucking slap for that 416 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:54,360 as well why'd you let yourself get kidnapped right so yeah onto the correspondence now then 417 00:46:54,360 --> 00:47:01,080 even though we've already done uh well we've done all the emails actually um so we'll go on to the 418 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:08,440 the hotline uh oh seven four seven oh four double eight oh nine six get your messages in um whatsapp 419 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:14,200 text messages whatever uh well not that anyone has but there's no point trying to call because 420 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:21,160 i won't answer the phone i don't have it on me all the time um so first of all i should have 421 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:31,240 read this while we was uh talking about the football so uh leah says james is going to be gutted again 422 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:44,200 i love my because it was like like last week saying he's gonna be rattled and then uh we've got brian 423 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:50,920 uh what's happening lads it's who's weekend so hopefully i'll have a story for the next week 424 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:58,120 right well we look forward to that yeah uh so for any new listeners that's referencing his friend 425 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,680 who is just like james buckley from the in-betweeners thinks he can pull a hoot as girl 426 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:11,960 uh reckons he's got no chance but yeah right remember if he can get a video of it uh or 427 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:19,240 you know try and take a sneak picture of him trying to uh like chat her up and or like just 428 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:26,520 record any yeah record yeah you can get some evidence of it and then uh yeah we'll try and 429 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,920 put it on the part as long as there's nothing you know uh as long as he allows us to 430 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,840 fuck him all right fuck yeah i was just thinking it was he called ggpr i was me all that 431 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:47,080 yes uh base needs someone's like anyway yeah whatever any of but yeah well we'll see um 432 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:55,480 um and then uh last but not least uh question from carl what is the most shameless thing you've ever 433 00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:02,120 done oh i mean i know i should have told you about this before yeah we started recording so you 434 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,160 could because sometimes when we get asked these kind of questions i always remember better one 435 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:14,760 after the story yeah and then i don't even remember to bring you back or uh so when i did read this 436 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:23,880 uh what came to mind was uh not just one occasion to be fair but a lot of the time when we used to 437 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:29,480 go out i don't know if it was it was definitely mainly when it was just us two uh i used to do a 438 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:38,120 lot of mind sweeping so mind sweeping for people that don't know is beer pinching no i think you've 439 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,920 done this in front of everyone because even neil tells me the story okay yeah i know i've definitely 440 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:49,320 done it in front of a lot of people but i remember a lot of times when you were doing on your stag 441 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:55,320 there you know yeah yeah yeah i can't say i was a no because you forgot your value or something 442 00:49:55,320 --> 00:50:00,520 do you remember on the night yeah because i was gonna go back to the deeks and you and uh les 443 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:04,920 just thought no no it's all right no well yeah yeah because it was like no don't worry we're 444 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,240 so obviously stuck there anyway you're not gonna spend money anyway and then you went out for 10 445 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:13,560 minutes i'm standing next to leslie you come back with a point i'm like did you get that he's like 446 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:19,640 just took it off the table yeah i remember 447 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:32,440 putting it down it just got i remember one time um i don't know where we was but we weren't local 448 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:41,320 anyway and uh it was definitely just us two out and there was like when you got a column uh just 449 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:46,280 in the middle of the club and like it's got the little fucking stand around it and that and there 450 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:54,040 was someone's fish bowl on there so fish bowl is just a big bowl and uh i remember just grabbing 451 00:50:54,040 --> 00:51:00,520 that and turning around walking towards you and then you was like you could see them turn around 452 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,160 to go and grab it and then they're looking around all confused like who's got it and that yeah because 453 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,920 you're holding in front of it i'm walking away from them they couldn't see so you just look 454 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:16,840 jadie's just walking towards me yeah i remember doing that so many times and it like in general 455 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:22,520 it's not like i didn't have the money it was just funner and so ah free drink i never got what you 456 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:28,680 did that so i think it was just just for the game any just fucking yeah you used to get fucking 457 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:34,920 steaming her didn't you stay in one's drinks just mixing everything i love getting used to get used 458 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:41,480 to get fucked i remember i haven't i think the wedding my wedding uh was the last time 459 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,800 now because i still remember the end of the night actually so you're trying to say was that something 460 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:52,280 you went out and can't remember yeah proper blackout drunk um yeah i don't know when the last time was 461 00:51:52,280 --> 00:52:00,760 blackout drunk like that but i did used to love it really just just going out getting rat arsed 462 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:09,640 and then yeah just waking up so what happened i don't know and then well as we said before we'd 463 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:16,760 go to the cafe the next day and oh he's at all be telling the stories and i'm not i don't know i 464 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:22,920 don't remember you know the amount of times i was just thought yeah just love it just love it yeah 465 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,720 yeah i want to get pissed now fucking it's been a hard week i'm trying to think actually what would 466 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:34,520 be my shameless thing i don't know i'm quite you've always been very tiny yeah 467 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:43,080 look shameless like i don't know how well i'm just trying to think maybe i shouldn't i should get off 468 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:51,800 the night i think in my head uh so have you ever spoke to someone about you shouldn't have 469 00:52:52,600 --> 00:53:00,840 but they're not been bothered no no it's not your character um no um 470 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:11,880 commit again i've done it i know you know i've also the branch i'm just being i think i've ever 471 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,960 done and it's like when i uh when i look back i'm like what the fuck did i do that 472 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:22,040 both the kids are like every week when i used to give us a pounds go to the shops and this week 473 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:29,320 when a pound could get you a fucking a raw fucking can of coke packed crips chocolate bar change in 474 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:35,640 your back pocket yeah fucking proper pound none of this shit pound stuff now you fucking can't get 475 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:41,880 a can of pop with it so what kind of pops now like one pound five or something i can't surprise what 476 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:47,640 the fuck man i already drink pop anyway but yeah yeah so my nan dropped the purse one time he went 477 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:55,720 all over the floor and that literally i kept i kept a pound i don't know why i did it and i like so 478 00:53:55,720 --> 00:54:00,520 she gave us an extra plan so i had two pounds and then on the way i was like i found a plan and i 479 00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:05,960 know for a fact she knew i was fucking like i knew for a fact that she knows i took a pound off that 480 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:12,520 and she never ever said nothing and i always think like that that comes back i'm always like 481 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,600 what the fuck did i do that i was like fucking no i know like you know what i'm saying i just 482 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:23,400 knew it was like but i'm just going so i think it's a nan thing but your nan in general was 483 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:30,760 the fucking sound anyway so because she knew all of us like all your mates and that and fucking 484 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,760 she always had time for all of us and that anyway anyway you know you wanted to salivate and have a 485 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:41,080 chat and that um and like even if like you or your brothers and sisters and that weren't there 486 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:45,880 any of us could have knocked on and fucking had a cocktail whatever she would have always if all 487 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:52,600 was seen um but i think that's like a nan thing in general anyway so i'm just trying to i'm just 488 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:58,040 trying to think of something like shameless i'm trying to look that's something i look back on and 489 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:05,400 go oh yeah i don't know if you got any more while i have a quick think i mean i've got a few where 490 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:16,440 it's like you know during the top shaggy days um now you're laughing top shaggy tags like i 491 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:23,080 don't think you're calling me that right the fans looking uh but now i remember like uh 492 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:31,160 not meaning it like nasty or anything like but you know i was honest with them basically uh just 493 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:36,200 saying like you know i'm not after a relationship or anything uh you probably would have like 494 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:41,560 fitted in with how the people are these days but i below you know i'm not ready for a relationship 495 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:46,120 just want to have a bit of fun and that and then you know some of these girls caught feelings 496 00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,600 and i didn't so i was all right yeah i'm gonna nip this in the bud now then because you're already 497 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:56,200 telling me but there was one literally like two weeks of like you know a bit of fun and that 498 00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:02,840 so i love you jay i'm not i don't love you so i'll just i'll roll we'll leave it here now then 499 00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:11,480 because i'm not gonna carry on having my fun while you're falling for me and i don't you know so 500 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:17,320 i'm being nasty to be nice in a sense because i didn't want to i didn't want to string them along 501 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:24,840 and then they're like you know where's he's going i'm like going nowhere yeah but that time really 502 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:29,480 being shameless being honest though isn't it to a degree yeah but there's a lot of shameless things 503 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:46,440 i mean you know you know uh you was there for some of them uh experiences not like 504 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:54,360 i think you was there while i was doing it but um you know uh i don't say the same house party 505 00:56:54,360 --> 00:57:00,760 or whatever while i'd be doing things in another room um yeah it was just just good old fun 506 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:08,840 yeah and uh yeah that was a good night that was uh after you that did not no no man 507 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:13,640 okay not many of the other lads ever fucking did look after me it was always me being the 508 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:20,600 the good bro the good wingman um but as we said last week you know okay i've never been discriminated 509 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:27,000 against uh the females never have winged in for a man um 510 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:39,560 say that we've in our main friend group we haven't got a homosexual no or a bisexual that would have 511 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:45,320 gone home with a man that would have required me to but there are some there are some questionable 512 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:53,160 ones in the group oh yeah we know very questionable mate yeah but that's just army laughter isn't he 513 00:57:54,040 --> 00:58:01,960 well he's not the only one but yeah i don't know but it's a good job they don't listen any 514 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,600 i've got a question for you if you went to Thailand 515 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,600 and someone's like shagalady boy would you shagalady boy 516 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:18,760 because this is where my mind took me because of them to in there because these two lads have both 517 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:25,560 said they would go to thailand and shagalady boy and it's like that jeffrey video do you remember 518 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:31,480 the jeffrey video when he was he was like a lad is absolutely the blonde lad when you go to 519 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:36,440 hokky in turkey yeah when you go to turkey you gotta have a kebab it's the same like it's 520 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:46,760 like it's yeah it's the uh the old saying when in rome is yeah but what do the romans do that 521 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:50,600 i suppose you just be you throw that dishanging signal about everywhere 522 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,200 yeah and you emphasis on everything like 523 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:05,480 like you can you i feel with italians you can understand what they're saying without words 524 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,320 yeah and you can see the hand gestures with the words as well 525 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:21,400 but uh no so i know just only from what i've seen on tv and internet and that a lot of them are 526 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:30,440 very deceptive it's hard to see that they are a ladyboy with some of them no because that's what 527 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:35,960 they are you know they call themselves them ladyboys as well you know they don't say she-males or 528 00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:43,800 trans or anything that's what they want to be they're not ladyboys they're boy girls no they're men 529 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:51,320 with tits yeah yeah so i don't understand where the ladyboys come from when it's just men with tits 530 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,840 i would say that's that's what they want to be called isn't it um that's how they make the money 531 00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:02,120 Jeffrey made a bit of money that night i can imagine 532 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:11,880 so yeah if i was there and i don't know so i'm i'm out on the town i'm having a couple of beers 533 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:21,560 and that log and then like not that i would know because i'm married happily um but you know if 534 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:29,080 if circumstances led me to be there and i could fly away or whatever well obviously so i was 535 01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:36,520 i should have rephrased it with ojb of yeah yeah so stop talking about again you're the only one 536 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:48,200 who's calling it that you said top tag originally so uh back in the day uh yeah i think if i was i 537 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:56,280 i having a drink and that and started uh if you were an army boy of one hour in tarland 538 01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,560 and you've walked down the street uh how are boys 539 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:08,760 you don't know bab you've only had one would be calling him bab yeah um so you've had one beer 540 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,920 and you've walked back no because you go into the next bar you work passing the one yeah but 541 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:16,920 before even going out i would have had a load of beers anyway you know what i'm okay yeah um 542 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:23,240 um but yeah so what i'm saying is if if i would have got into the situation where i didn't know 543 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,480 that it was a laid boy at first because you know they were quite convincing on the face and the 544 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:34,600 tits aspect uh when it comes to the nitty gritty i like then i'm seeing as a dick down there or 545 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:40,600 feeling as one you know because sometimes you've got to have a grope first then i would have uh 546 01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:46,360 put my clothes back on if i was already naked um but basically i would have left that situation 547 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,680 i wouldn't you wouldn't yeah you wouldn't have participated no i would have just walked out 548 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,960 after sucking his dick and then 549 01:01:54,760 --> 01:02:01,640 no i'd just be all the time and he'd be like sorry i've misunderstood the situation i shall 550 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:08,600 go and find a real lady now enjoy the rest of your night because me and uh there's an old boy at work 551 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:13,320 and he was gonna go to tarland before covid booked in everything but then because of covid he got 552 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,400 cancelled yeah and we were saying what's an old man you're gonna do in tarland he's like i'm gonna 553 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:23,160 go fishing it was like fuck off no one goes fishing in tarland fishing for lady boys that's all i'm 554 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:29,960 doing and we was like no you'd be down the strip and it'd be like you come in and he'd be like 555 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:36,280 nice day nice day sweetheart maybe you know no no and then he'll perhaps he'd walk past that 556 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:41,400 you're doing an adam sammer repression well this is the way it speaks he'll walk past him again 557 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:47,960 and they'd be like oh right then you go in you'd have a good time like because he thinks he's a 558 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:57,320 tough sugar as well well used to be yeah so yeah yeah any lady boys are listening send us in your 559 01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:07,080 dick pics ashley wants us here um but no we are gonna leave it there anyway uh james i hope you 560 01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:14,840 uh see all in jest um yeah the undertake yeah coming next season right would have to be next 561 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:19,320 season every tuesday after all the football fixtures as well after the monday night football you can 562 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:24,680 have your opinion all the weekends events yeah um i'm gonna say it after next season anyway because 563 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:30,920 little boarder not having any of this season yeah um and uh yeah so send you emails your text 564 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:37,560 messages whatsapps and whatever uh all links are in the description uh hopefully i don't film 565 01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:44,040 my pants again next monday yeah that'd be great it was one of the worst starts so weekly you'd have 566 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:49,480 to be fair no i get it because when i did it in america i get it i get it it's just unfortunate 567 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:56,600 sometimes just happens yeah um and it is one of the things you can't help other than having a good 568 01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:04,520 duck and healthy diet uh but yeah so on that poop shell we shall leave it there and uh we'll see 569 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:27,160 you next week then peace all right you