1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,360 Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast, your host Ash 2 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:21,360 and JD. So we did promise to start off where we left off last week, which is usually a 3 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:29,320 good place to go from, so that's where you finish. So there was the one WhatsApp on the 4 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:46,000 Real Talk hotline, real hotline 07 470 488 096 if you want to get your messages. So the 5 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:54,360 message was from Carl asking what's the weirdest situation you've woken up to after a night 6 00:00:54,360 --> 00:01:00,560 of sleep. So I'll let you go first with this one. So I mean, this is really like really 7 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:14,440 more down JD's like, you know, anyway, anyway. But my story does actually involve JD. So 8 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:19,440 I was thinking about this just before JD asked me, you know, what's the weirdest thing? And 9 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:25,600 there probably would be one that comes to my mind after. But in the moment, it was stopping 10 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:31,440 over JD's probably about 18 years old. Me and another lad stopped over JD's and he brought 11 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:38,520 a girl back. See, because for a bit more context though, back then, I had a double bed and 12 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:43,360 a bunk bed, which was a double bed as well. Right. But no, you didn't have to you didn't 13 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:50,880 have the double bed. It was just the one bed. So what happened? No, no, you only had a double 14 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:56,440 bed mate. The top, I know which one you're on about. It's just that double bed you moved 15 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:02,480 to your mom's in the end. So we would have been older than what might be was 19 then. 16 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:10,320 I had that extra bunk bed basically from 15. Right. The timeline then might not be correct, 17 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:16,400 but it's probably about 19. But we was young anyway. So I was going to stop over yours 18 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:22,040 anyway after and all that. And then the one lad wanting to shag this girl and he said 19 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:28,680 you can shag her out mine. I don't know if you remember this. I'm trying to remember. 20 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:34,880 So anyway, as JD is a good fucking lad, says you can shag her out mine. I remember me and 21 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:40,760 you, I don't remember me and you going to bed first, like not in a gay way obviously. 22 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:48,960 Yeah. But obviously we went off. The next thing you know, the servant come on. So they're 23 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,880 doing what they're doing with us in the bed, but they're not fully, they're not fully shagging 24 00:02:52,880 --> 00:03:01,480 you. So anyway, I've gone to sleep and I woke up and I didn't get, I didn't wake up. The 25 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:06,160 person woke me up and was like, Ash, look at this. And he's grabbed your willy and he's 26 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:10,400 flapping your willy around. So that's probably the weirdest thing to wake up to. 27 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,720 So was I asleep while he was doing that? 28 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:17,040 Yeah. Cause you was, you was drunk mate after midnight. Cause I remember we got back, you 29 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:22,360 ordered everyone food. You went straight to bed. You had some, like literally a handful 30 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:28,160 of food went straight up. I literally finished off the burger, went upstairs thinking just 31 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:34,040 leave them to you. But then I must've come upstairs cause I was in the, literally the 32 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:40,480 same end cause we didn't top and tell who's men. We just had cushions in the middle. But 33 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,640 the thing is that I was in the middle of us. So you was down the one side. I was right 34 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:49,720 down the other side as you do, you know, backs to back. Yeah. And uh, yeah. Yeah. And then 35 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:54,520 obviously that's what I woken up to. And then I eventually go down to shag or assume unless 36 00:03:54,520 --> 00:04:01,240 I did on the bed, but yeah, that was the weirdest thing that I can think of. Why I can observe 37 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,440 was one of the other lads getting your willy and flapping it around. 38 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:08,080 Good times. Um, yeah. So I definitely don't remember. 39 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:13,760 It's a bit boring. It's a bit boring how you don't remember. 40 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:20,760 Yeah, but if I was asleep, someone's playing with my car. I ain't gonna fucking know. 41 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:27,880 Um, but yeah, that must've been just before I moved out of that house then because I said 42 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,800 I had that extra bunk bed while we were still in school. 43 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,080 Yeah. It wasn't, no, it wasn't four days. It was literally, well, yeah, it wouldn't 44 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:41,000 have been cause obviously we'd been out and that. Um, I never used to stop yours regularly 45 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:46,960 around this time, but for some reason, I don't know if he was going out the next day. So 46 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:51,920 rather than being up because it's before cars and everything, like we could drive. It was 47 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,200 a case of me and you just going, I don't know what, because normally I wouldn't stop with 48 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,120 yours, but it did stop over and it was about 18, 19. 49 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:07,440 I don't know. There was loads of, uh, drunken excapades. I really weren't that, um, but 50 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:15,720 then my weirdest one, I mean, it is a story that I've told. I don't even know what episode 51 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:22,520 number it was, but, uh, earlier on in the podcast anyway, um, I won't go through the 52 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,640 full details. If you do want to know the full story, you'll have to go back and give it 53 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:33,600 a little, little listen. Uh, but the gist of it was, um, when I ended up, uh, I didn't 54 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:42,040 consent. I essentially got, uh, raped. Um, so I got dragged into this caravan with a 55 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:49,280 larger lady, so to say, um, massive, right. I ain't got to be around the bush. I can run 56 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:56,440 away from it. Uh, and then I just, so basically I remember waking up because this was before 57 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:02,720 phones had a flat screen. Yeah. Click, click, click buttons and you have to press working 58 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,600 seven, four times to get an S. So that's all I could do. 59 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:14,960 I'm like, fuck, psychos texting. And then everything started flashing back to me and 60 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:21,880 we've got moving. I was doing the whole, no, no, no, cause all of it was just coming back 61 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:28,160 literally. So, uh, yeah, I just had to get out of bed. I'm always coming back to you, 62 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:38,760 but it was horrific. I just ordered the, just all the sex that was going on. But like, you 63 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:43,320 know, just the man, and he just, you know, there's only so many times you can say no. 64 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:49,000 Did you, um, do you remember the time of grenade? Did you grenade for anyone? I've done that 65 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:54,280 loads of times. Yeah. No, that one was, no, because we all know you've granaded a few 66 00:06:54,280 --> 00:07:02,920 times. Yeah. The best one being, uh, she looked like Katie Crapper from Mr. Green. That was 67 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:06,280 your, tell the listeners about grenade in his cause I think it's like a time that's 68 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,800 probably been lost now. It's probably called some cows now. Yeah. So, um, again, it'd be 69 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:16,160 something that you'd see unlock the war movies or that you log, uh, 1917 recommendations 70 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:22,840 from last week. If you didn't listen to me. Um, so essentially, uh, it stems from a war 71 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:28,360 zone situation where someone sees a grenade has been thrown and they'll sacrifice themselves. 72 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:34,800 They'll jump onto it to protect everyone else. Um, so yeah, it's along them lines of, uh, 73 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:41,280 taking a grenade, uh, outside of a war zone is just, um, going home with the mate that 74 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:55,080 is, uh, less desirable. Should we say, you know, I've never discriminated. I've always 75 00:07:55,080 --> 00:08:02,440 been, yeah. And to be fair, a lot, again, I know we've said it before. It was always 76 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:08,280 a part of the crack the next day in the calf having the breakfast and just everyone just 77 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,280 to be fair, a lot of it was stories about what I've been up to the night before, which 78 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,760 wasn't always the top shagging. It was a lot of just, you know, drunk and he fallen over 79 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:21,440 in the chip or something. Um, yeah, I do remember when you fall over sitting down, which we 80 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,960 have spoke about, because obviously I fell asleep and then just fucking dropped. So it 81 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:32,360 was sitting down and then fall over and then when he hit, so you fall over to him down 82 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:39,640 and then about three seconds after he hit the floor, I was like, ah, like that's how 83 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:44,040 long he took his body to register that it's fine. I've heard her. Well, yeah, I would 84 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:50,440 have woke up a lot. I don't know. I'll be used to doing well. I don't know. I'll use 85 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:56,080 to the beat, you know, you fucking, you was never really a massive drinker. No. And this 86 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:04,400 goes on to, I was, I was always a bit fearful of getting that drunk in terms of getting 87 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:10,400 that drunk and going out. No, no. Like, and now I would never even, I wouldn't even contemplate 88 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,960 getting that drunk while going out now. Cause obviously there's just no thing now that's 89 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:19,400 what we touched on last week, but there's always something in me that I think didn't 90 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,960 allow me to get, get that why. 91 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:27,280 Cause you never had any kids. That's what I remember when I drank you that one night. 92 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:32,880 Do you remember when I drank you that one night? Me and JD, I tried you and I had drunk 93 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:40,400 him to this day. He's still, because points of water don't count. I always stuck just 94 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:45,120 to the aisles and you was having to sip on water just to balance yourself. You know what 95 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:52,080 I used to do when we used to go out? Honestly, I don't know if I should say this. You had 96 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:57,600 a game I was mindstorming. So, you know, when we used to go out and we used to get vodka 97 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:03,280 or sambuca, you know, he's clear, but the liquids clear. I used to get, say those four 98 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:09,040 balls used to get three sambucas, one archers. Yeah. Yeah. You've told me that before. And 99 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:14,680 then think of all the times where we've all had a round of shots and then you're there 100 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:19,360 like, Jay, can you have it? And so you try and slowly pass it to me and I'll end up down 101 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:25,560 yours as well. Can we establish that no one has a shot and enjoys it? So what is the point 102 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:32,560 of having them? If you ever had a shot and was like, Oh, that's nice. That's not a shot. 103 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:43,920 It's like the one. It's like the guy. No, no, it's just like, no, no, don't discriminate. 104 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:49,760 Um, yeah. Uh, what I'm saying is like, it doesn't taste like a shot cause it isn't a 105 00:10:49,760 --> 00:11:03,000 shot. It's just, yeah. Well, it was, it's here, Maria. Yeah. Um, I did used to enjoy 106 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,840 the Jaeger bombs. I haven't had one for a long time, so I don't know if I'd still feel 107 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:14,120 the same. Um, the good, no, I agree with you there. And with the Jaeger bombs, I used to 108 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:20,840 like that feeling that used to come, especially from a lad bomb. Yeah. But yeah, I have got 109 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:26,920 drunk once actually uptown and we had two lad bombs and then we've spoke about what 110 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:34,080 a lad bomb is before. It's basically a Jaeger bomb with a double vodka in it. And, uh, it 111 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,600 doesn't, man, you feel it like, like why you need it. And you just feel that sensation 112 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:44,160 has come up with a hot flush. Yeah. And then it doesn't come back down. Yeah. I think, 113 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:47,520 I think it's because it literally does sound the tin of the Red Bull not to consume with 114 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:54,160 alcohol. And so it's literally, it's just, I suppose the sugar rush from it as well. 115 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:58,640 I think about the caffeine, right? If it's a zero book, we can establish though that 116 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:04,360 no one's ever had a shot of some book, like a clear, like a straight up shot. Yeah. So 117 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:09,760 in general, the cheap stuff that they always have in the clubs and the pubs that we'd go 118 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:16,920 to, no, it's not enjoyable. Some bookers and some book of black as well. Horrible. Which 119 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:21,920 was the one that tastes like mouthwash? Is that some book? Uh, some book, some of it 120 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:28,720 can taste like, but then most of it's like an aniseed taste and it's disgusting. Um, 121 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,520 but you're saying it's disgusting. But when I used to go, Joey, do you want, yeah, because 122 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:39,000 I'd have to, no, because the shit that you would have got, but yeah, yeah, yeah. No, 123 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:45,840 no. Yeah. Cause I was manning up. Yeah. No, no, you, you are right there. But I have 124 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:50,480 to admit like how dawning was it when someone used to come with, I could try 20 San Buco's 125 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:54,120 and there's five lads up and you're doing the numbers in your head, like 20, 20 San 126 00:12:54,120 --> 00:13:01,120 Buco's. Yeah. Five lads. I mean, that means I've got four and I don't want none of them. 127 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:05,640 So I have to go to every now and again. Do you want this one? Give it. Then you used 128 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:10,280 to give me the glass back and pull it off. We used to ask Adam a lot as well. Yeah. He 129 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:15,920 used to like that. Well, the worst would always be when fucking Mr. Army would be around and 130 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,840 it would be brought lads, give us a four back because this is how cheap shots used to be. 131 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:27,560 Yeah. And these were these apple sour bollocks things. So it would be at least one tray full 132 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:32,960 of shots. Yeah. And it was that many, you wouldn't even be able to calculate how many 133 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:38,000 you was having. You'd have to do them one at a time. And it was ridiculous. Cause I 134 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,400 remember the one time with the raver, there was literally the two trays on one round. 135 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:49,760 It was literally about 40 shots, wasn't it? Probably even more. Probably even 40 shots. 136 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:57,040 I mean, the thing is we had no end goal. I can imagine just having those shots. This 137 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:02,520 would be a fucking four o'clock on a Saturday. Sometimes. Cause it would be, cause as soon 138 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,200 as we'd get there, he'd be wanting to get shot on the shots. You know what? You were 139 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:12,040 all, I remember when we went out for his birthday and we dressed up. It's in my head now. You 140 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:17,640 said Sam Berger night, you know, you just taste it and smell it. Yeah. But yeah. So 141 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:23,440 it was on his birthday. Do you remember, I'm your dress door for his birthday. Two of them 142 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:29,080 had the more suits. Two of us had the ghost buster suits. Yeah. What was you wearing? 143 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:34,960 When I'm the ghost, what's the one? No, no, no. I can't remember. I can't remember. But 144 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:41,360 there was anyway, there was four of them. I know I've dressed as a ghost buster before. 145 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:47,680 Was it when we went to the free seats? Was I the joker? Was it that not? No, no, no. So 146 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:53,640 we went to Raven first. And that, cause you just remind me, cause it's what you said then 147 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:59,560 about the shots and it was like two o'clock in the afternoon. Cause we met there for 12. 148 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,520 Got up really early, went to the cafe, went all the way up to, I can't remember where, 149 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:08,440 some costume shop, got these more suits, got these ghost buster things. And I can't remember 150 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:15,840 what everyone else got. Anyway, I straight back down, got changed, shrank into it, got 151 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:21,320 to the fucking, the Raven, walked in there and I was like, like try shots in front of 152 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:27,440 you and look two o'clock. I can't remember actually, I'll use my own there. I can't 153 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:32,920 remember that particular time though, because you know, it's, it's a blur thing. So this 154 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:42,840 is a man that I'd be spending pretty much all weekends, every week with him. So when 155 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:49,000 he couldn't get out of camp for the weekends, I'd finish work on the Friday, have more 156 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:56,080 bag of clothes with me already, drive there. I never get it as well, cause I'd be on the 157 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:01,160 phone with him while driving there and then I'd be spending the whole weekend with him. 158 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:06,160 Yeah. I mean, obviously we used to do all the time anyway, chatting the same shit over 159 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160 and over. 160 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,160 Yeah, yeah. 161 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,160 Cause you know. 162 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:16,520 So I'd be driving there and then, cause see, no, not that I was holding the phone against 163 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,880 my ear, I'd always have it on loud speaker and then prop it under my t-shirt. So it's 164 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,880 wedged against me, between my shoulder and my ear. 165 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,440 So you weren't waving the law while you were saying it. 166 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,440 Yeah. 167 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,440 He's been a soap law. 168 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:34,200 I remember the once I was fucking tanking it as well. I'm dying for this beer. I could 169 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:39,520 taste it. I'm doing like 90 and then all of a sudden I could see the blue flashing lights 170 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:44,120 behind me. I'm like, fuck. I'm like, mate, I'm going to get pulled over. I've chucked 171 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,800 the phone on the fucking floor and I've moved to the middle lane and then the police cars 172 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,840 just bounced straight past me. My ass was twitching. I was like, mate, I'm 10 minutes 173 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,840 away. I'll see you in a minute. 174 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840 Yeah. 175 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,720 And then they wouldn't have seen the phone. It was just cause I was walking speedy, but 176 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,040 obviously they were after someone bigger that day. 177 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,040 Someone a bit faster. 178 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:10,240 Yeah. Not in a graph plan as well, but then yeah, so we'd be, as soon as I'd get there, 179 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:16,080 cause he'd have the beers in the fridge ready and that anyway. So crack open the can. I'd 180 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:21,360 have a shower there, get dressed. We'd be out into town cause it'd be the same log. 181 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:26,960 There was a lot of free pub slash club. So there was like the weatherspoons, Yates's 182 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,080 and one was almost like a club. I can't remember. 183 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,600 I can imagine everyone starts off to the pub into the Yates's into the club. 184 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600 Pretty much. Yeah. 185 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:40,640 Yeah. Weatherspoons or one of the normal pubs, Yates's and then whatever the other 186 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,680 place was. Cause Yates was open till like three o'clock in the morning as well. So didn't 187 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:51,760 matter if he was in the club or Yates and that. Yeah. So then it would be out all night. 188 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:56,320 Then whoever woke up first in the morning, cause again, you sleep in the same bed, you 189 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:04,080 know, not gay. Then whoever woke up first would wake the other one up with another beer. 190 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:08,240 So this would be fucking, you know, after like four or five hours sleep, nine o'clock 191 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:15,320 in the morning ish straight on it again. We'd walk into town, have a breakfast and then 192 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,880 still be drinking all day Saturday. The same thing that happened on the Saturday night, 193 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:27,080 that the clock, whatever. Then Sunday morning would be a repeat. Now because the clubs weren't 194 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:31,800 really open or the same sort of scene on the Sunday would stick to the pubs really. And 195 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,880 then Monday morning I'd be off driving back to Birmingham to go to work again for the 196 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:43,000 whole week. I must have done that probably almost every weekend for six months. 197 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:48,680 That sounds terrible. I'm like, do you reckon you could do that now? No, no. How far along 198 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:57,120 the line would you get? Um, so if you went out, I did a Friday night, why call have a 199 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:03,240 beer? I wouldn't be able to get straight on it. I'd have to have some food and just settle. 200 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:09,280 Yeah, I'd have to chin off the fast for that weekend. Um, and then yeah, have breakfast 201 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:15,760 at least. But if I'm getting in at four o'clock in the morning, I always still need that eight 202 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,760 hours sleep because otherwise I'm no good. Not having to sleep is worse than a hangover 203 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,840 for me. So I'd have to have the hour's sleep. So at least then we're already after 12. So 204 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:30,320 then quick scram and then, uh, then I'd be able to get back on it. I wouldn't be able 205 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:35,720 to do three days straight. Not, not that level of, uh, how much we used to drink. Not that 206 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:42,200 heavy. No, I remember the one time, um, it was Halloween and we wasn't even going to 207 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:47,640 go out, but we was like, Oh, we'll just pop out for an hour or whatever. Everyone, everyone 208 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,760 else is in fancy dress because it's Halloween parties on the, we're the only two mugs not 209 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:56,000 dressed up any. And as soon as we walked in, we've seen everyone's in a good mood. You 210 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:04,760 felt the void result. Roll it sound. We've got, uh, full double vodka, lemonades, so 211 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:13,400 two each. And then it was 20 sambucas and the plan was, um, to drink the, sorry, it 212 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:19,760 was 20 sambucas each. Uh, so the plan was to drink the sambucas within an hour as well 213 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:24,440 as the vodka, lemonades. So we could get on this cause he was like, yeah, he wanted to 214 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:31,600 get on the same level as everyone else. And, uh, fucking hell, that was the hardest round 215 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:38,440 of shots to ever do. I think we did give a couple of why cause we was, cause we was trying 216 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:45,120 to get it done within the hour. It was all in the first 10 minutes, bam, 10 a down yet 217 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,720 sound and then it was all, all right, I'm fucking feeling it already now. And it was 218 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720 a struggle. 219 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:56,680 No shots are bad when you can't give them a whiny. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, fucking just 220 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,440 there's no need for it. There was no need for us to fucking. No need to wake up in your 221 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:06,160 hand in the beer, mate. Just relax a little bit. Have some, at least it waited 12 hours. 222 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,120 What I'm saying is get your sleep, go for food, then style again. You don't need to 223 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:15,440 be woken up like, oh boy, boy, lad. Yeah. But then that's why I'll do it back to him 224 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:20,040 as well. You know, obviously the revenge would be sweet, but then in that moment when he's 225 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:26,040 doing it to you, you've got to be like, yeah, but look, so if he was waking me up with a 226 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,840 beer, he'd be drinking one as well. So I'd have to do the same before working with, I'd 227 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,840 be drinking one as well. 228 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:36,480 Or as I said, I've never woke up and had a hair of the dog because it's not a thing. 229 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:40,600 It's a lot. We've established that on this podcast. No, see, because you've never done 230 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,600 it, you don't understand it. 231 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:48,520 No, I don't believe that. So the thing that's made you, no, I'm not going back in there. 232 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:55,480 I'm not going back there. But yeah, it's, so to answer the question, obviously we've 233 00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:01,320 done our own thing and come full circle. It's the answer that is yours. 234 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,160 What are we on about again? 235 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:09,880 No, what I'm saying, sorry. No, what I'm saying is from the question, that's, you know, literally, 236 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:16,720 literally, that's what I'm saying. Like that's what, that's what we're just establishing 237 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:21,960 that that's the answer. Because, you know, we went a bit, I don't know how long that 238 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,160 was a 20 minute question. 239 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:30,360 That's all I was saying. I was just like, just clarified that we haven't answered the 240 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,360 question. 241 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:34,120 Yeah. Thanks for the WhatsApp on the hotline. 242 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,120 Yeah. So that was last week's cheers, Carl. 243 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:44,960 Yeah. So we'll go off it a little bit now. I mean, I'll just go on about general rants 244 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,160 and that shit traffic getting over here. But you know, if people want to listen to those 245 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,840 rants, it can go back on all episodes. You've actually got a couple of things that you do 246 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,560 want to talk about. 247 00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,520 So the one being is creepy old men. All right. So 248 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:05,720 I don't know why you pointed at me while you're saying creepy old men. 249 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:10,720 I'm pointing like you're a future creepy old man. So what it is, right. 250 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,720 Just because I'm older. 251 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:18,400 So what it is in the morning, I get a coffee. No meat from McDonald's. It's on the way. 252 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:24,440 A bit cheaper. Perfect. But you know what? Get a Starbucks. 253 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,440 Treat yourself. 254 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,720 Treat myself Starbucks on a fucking Wednesday morning. 255 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,720 Sometimes you need it. 256 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,720 Yeah. 257 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720 Whatever shit or whatever. 258 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:35,960 Yeah. Anyway, got there. And I know the geese was a creep because when it's an empty parking 259 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:42,680 lot, it's like a urinal situation. Yeah. You leave a space. You leave a space. So your 260 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:49,840 man next to me is parked right to Starbucks. Left the space. Third one. You know how it 261 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:54,360 goes. Next thing you know, as I'm walking over, I see this creep. Whole empty parking 262 00:23:54,360 --> 00:24:00,800 lot, which is big van in slot number two. And I was like, I knew the geese were strange 263 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,800 from there. 264 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,240 Yeah. Because there's no need for it. 265 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,960 It's just weird. It's weird. I was like, when there's all those spaces, you just make it 266 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,160 easy for yourself. So you don't have to squeeze in and out of your own vehicle. That is now 267 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:19,800 it gets weirder. So Starbucks, I'm in the queue. I'm number one. Girl beyond the counter. 268 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,760 Now in the Starbucks, you line up a certain way because to the right of you, there's a 269 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:30,840 ballad. Yeah. Right. So I'm facing her. She's at the counter. Go over my order. Scan the 270 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:31,840 phone. 271 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:37,560 As I'm doing it. Bonus points. Yep. Gold member. As I'm doing it, the man comes around the 272 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:45,960 ballad bit, leans over, like in my space, just to make contact with the girl behind 273 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,640 the counter. So she kind of like half ignores him, but she's kind of like that way. She 274 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,400 kind of comes across as a bit moody, but she's in, I'm not saying she's a moody bitch, but 275 00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:01,160 she does come, the man is that way anyway. Yeah. So does a job, starts doing my drink 276 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:07,520 as you should. I've ordered, doing my drink. Yeah. Cause they tend to do that, especially 277 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:12,800 in the morning when it's a bit quieter. They'll just have the one barista. So it will be, 278 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:17,120 you pay for it. Then they'll go and make you and then they'll bring it back and serve the 279 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:22,160 next person. Won't they? So not only did he invade my personal space, book him this ballad 280 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:26,240 and he had his own, you know, your own cup sometimes that you can take to Starbucks. 281 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,520 He puts that on the counter, like literally right in front of me. As if to say book him. 282 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,160 Yeah. He's trying to get this, trying to get these girls attention basically. Yeah. Starts 283 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:39,800 doing my drink. And then when the lads comes out, then takes his order. Then he leans over 284 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,600 the counter, like big pressing against the counter. Like, and he's like morning hon. 285 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:50,040 I'm like, don't be a creep man. Just fucking, you know what I mean? Like, yes, don't beg 286 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,680 me. I was just like, and then like, she's like morning, like doing a job. Yeah. Making 287 00:25:54,680 --> 00:26:00,160 my drink. Yeah. And then after she gives me, you know, which there you go, you know, at 288 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,200 the end of the counter and I could see him like then like he quickly ran all over to 289 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,640 her and said something. I didn't catch it. Cause I just fucking was out the door. Yeah. 290 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,400 Why is this guy, he's a creep. And he reminds me that I can imagine some bar mates probably 291 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,960 get it down the local pub, you know, with the old guy that's ugly, aggressively flirty, 292 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,120 I would say. Yeah. Yeah. Overkill. Yeah. But like I knew he was a creep as soon as he parked 293 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:24,440 in that second parking spot. I'm like, got a whole parking lot, mate. Have some, have 294 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:29,200 some decorum. And then he presses big press against the counter just the same morning. 295 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:34,040 It's the equivalent guy. Yeah. No, it's the equivalent of when someone's doing your chips. 296 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:39,160 Yeah. And you nick a chip over the counter. It's not needed. It's fucking, it's not, you 297 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:43,680 can't be that impatient to wait for a fucking chip. No, no. Just, just because some girl 298 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:50,400 inside morning to you. Like you have to morning. So I'm guessing she's probably 19 to early 299 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:57,280 twenties. So she's 20 something. Yeah. So she's a younger girl and he's probably touching 300 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:03,560 50. I would say probably over 50, but yeah. Fucking yeah. So you just hear, well, like 301 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,240 cause he, she didn't say morning to him. Like eye contact. He had to go out of his way to 302 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:13,520 say morning. Just couldn't let it go. Whatever. He's just weird old man mentality. But yeah. 303 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,800 So that, that I was just like, I remember thinking like one of the only times I've left, 304 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,080 I'm like, I've got to talk about this in the podcast because I see it all the time. Like 305 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:29,240 shit that just not necessarily. Like if I went there every day and I want someone to 306 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,920 serve me, but someone else served me and disperse in the same morning, I wouldn't go morning. 307 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:41,520 Like just invade my space. You wait until you make the eye contact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,560 Yeah. But like you can see, you could see that it was probably, we could agree and she 309 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:51,360 didn't want to make eye contact with him. And I understand why. Um, but yeah, he just, 310 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:56,160 I said, as soon as you parked in, I mean, Ford focus, the lad in the border Ford focus 311 00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:03,040 sweet. Yeah. My car in the third bag. Yeah. And he comes in this big fucking like transit 312 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:09,440 van that's cleared out to be like a camper van. I'm like, geez is weird, mate. It's better. 313 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:15,760 Like just have some decorum. I didn't go in there. She ain't going nowhere. Yeah. Apart 314 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:20,160 from the wife from here. Yeah. Apart from when she's doing my drink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 315 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,360 So that's it, mate. And honestly, it just, he fucked me off in the morning, but the drink 316 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:28,920 was banging after me. Well, she put the extra effort into it because she was trying to avoid 317 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:35,320 it. Spend more time doing it. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice to see you have a little ramp for 318 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:41,560 a change. Yeah. I'm due by, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have my little ramp before we started 319 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:48,000 the episode, which, um, but it wouldn't have been much gold for the listeners at home to 320 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:55,840 be fair. Cause there was not much different from the usual ones really. Um, and then you've 321 00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,440 got another topic that you want to talk about. I think we should get onto that before we 322 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:08,120 go into conspiracy corner. I want to take, right. So anyone that's had a young kid or 323 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:14,160 has got a young kid or like, or nieces and nephews being around young children, not in 324 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:23,920 a Nancy way. Right. Of course. So right now, one thing that always bothered me about when 325 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:30,000 I fall about having the kids, TV, they're going to have fucking shit on the TV. But 326 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:36,320 they're absolutely bangers that they've got on. No. I mean, I suppose everyone's heard 327 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,640 of it. The court super simple. I think these are the ones that I've done baby shark. So 328 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:47,640 you know, the drop the bangers, right. I put it on for me, like just for the tunes, my 329 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:54,040 honestly, the remodeled our work, honestly, I'm not going to sing one, but like, honestly, 330 00:29:54,040 --> 00:30:00,360 it's it's like, well, no, cause we'll get copyrighted. Yeah. We did. I mean, I'm worried 331 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,400 about that. Yeah. But so anyone that's ever heard these songs, but not how I catch the 332 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:09,120 art and they're in your head or that. And so is it just songs that are playing or is 333 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:17,800 he actual little program? So the one I watch is like, it's like an hour's worth of songs. 334 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,720 So like the songs run two to three minutes. Okay. But I have the characters to have finished 335 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,840 the shark. I don't know if we're going to cap for all of that, you know, all the songs 336 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:35,440 are available. But yeah. Sorry. Just got off track there. Sorry. Yeah. So anyone that's 337 00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:41,320 had kids would understand how I catch these songs and I just stay in your head like nonstop 338 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:46,040 or that's the point. When I come up, I put them on just to get them out, just to get 339 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:55,920 them out of my head. Right. So we know that you love the kids songs, but what are the 340 00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:03,200 kids programs like these days anyway? So my bluey, to be fair, I've put it on, I've left 341 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:10,600 it on the TV all day for the dog because it's dog friendly. Yeah. I've not, I've not watched 342 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:17,520 it. So are they worth, is it tolerable to sit there and watch it as well? Especially 343 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,240 with the bluey ones because they have jokes that only parents will understand. So like, 344 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:24,400 you know, some episodes of the simpsons, you never get the jokes until you're older. Yeah. 345 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,320 The cheeky innuendoes. Yeah. So it's a bit like that. So are we going to see bluey on 346 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:37,360 a Nickelodeon style documentary in a couple of hours? Keep bluey exposed. I hope not. 347 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:45,000 But no, they have like an underlying meaning like, um, she's sister who's the mom in it. 348 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:51,560 She can't have kids. And so bluey's asking her, why can't she have kids? Well, she's 349 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:56,240 not asking her why can't she have kids. She's saying why she, why can't you just have them? 350 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,360 She's like, sometimes you can't get what you want. So it's like, you know, like teaching 351 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,720 kids stuff like that. Yeah. Trying to give messages. Yeah. I feel there's a new season 352 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,640 coming out soon, which everyone's looking forward to because there's a wedding on there. 353 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:16,240 Okay. But mate, honestly, bluey is top tier. Like, all right. Can people clarify this for 354 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:23,680 me? I like bingo more than bluey, which is bluey's sister in it. Okay. Can we just agree 355 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:28,560 that bluey's a beloved bitch in it? Or is it just me? But anyway, yeah. So any of the 356 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:33,280 listeners at home that have got kids that know what ash is on about, give us your thoughts. 357 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:39,600 Um, see, cause so like, go on, sorry mate. No, I was going to say, obviously when we 358 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:44,360 was kids, I remember there was bangers booking good programs for when we was kids. Yeah. 359 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:49,360 But like, I feel like she's not there yet in terms of, because she's not, she watches 360 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,200 it for the colours. Obviously she doesn't register. But like, maybe when she's like 361 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,160 four, five, she'll start to understand and grasp. And like, and then she'll have more 362 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:03,240 cartoons to watch. So yeah, you'll be starting Pokemon off when she starts understanding 363 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:08,760 what's going on with that anyway. It's killed me as well. All right. So Pokemon's on BBC 364 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:13,640 now it's on the oil plan. They've only got 20 episodes and like the releasing. So we 365 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:19,360 had it before America, which is like the first time ever. But like the dropping like six 366 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:24,040 episodes every fucking six weeks. And so just fucking put them all on there. It's trying 367 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:29,400 to do the fucking, the Netflix store. Oh yeah. Why? Because, because Pokemon's on Netflix 368 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:34,400 in America, it's just like, why give you love so early? If you've got to follow Netflix, 369 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,720 oh fucking me off with that. It's not the same. Anyone that watches that as well. No, 370 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,280 it's not the same. I've not watched any of the new ones. You just got to watch it though, 371 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:47,760 because it's, well you have to be nostalgic. You got to be the best. Also on the Riley, 372 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:52,960 the Pokemon Johto theme tune, because growing up you always fought the first one. Yeah. 373 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,800 Cause again, it's the, it's just the memories that are there. As soon as you hear it, and 374 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:03,720 don't get me wrong, it's a fucking absolute bang. Probably the best opening theme to a 375 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:08,960 cartoon. I don't want to hear otherwise, but I think people have like, I think we'll have 376 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:15,320 to do a list. Oh yeah. Not now, but I think mine would be all Pokemon. But what I'm saying 377 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:22,920 is because that was such epic as a kid from Pokemon Johto. Everyone was just like, I feel 378 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:31,120 up with sleeping on it. Cause honestly, just it's got a fucking great fucking opening tune 379 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,800 as well. A few of them have actually. Diamond and Pearl had a good one. This new one's a 380 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:41,240 bit shit. But yeah, no, I've not watched this all. I'll take you for it. But no, yeah. She, 381 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:47,840 but I can't wait. Sorry. Let me get my words out. I can't wait till she's actually engaged 382 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:53,640 in cartoons. Cause as soon as she logs Pokemon, fucking stars at the beginning, that's it. 383 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:59,320 We'll go for these thousand three episodes. Yeah. Thousand and 300 episodes again. Easy. 384 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:05,480 Yeah. Cause when I used to look after my niece when obviously a little baby and now she's 385 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:14,480 fucking 80 16 now, but I think that was a period of just dead children's TV, like fucking 386 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:20,320 in the night garden. Absolutely horrendous. Like Macapacca, blight and drug dealer, riding 387 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,960 around with his little red blankie, fucking going to see everyone. He was dropping off 388 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:30,440 bags of gear. Fucking the tweenies. That was before then anyway, but I remember that was 389 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,920 like, as we got out of childhood program sort of thing. Was my daughter an explorer back 390 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,200 then as well, wasn't it? Yeah. Fucking, cause even Teletubbies, we was too old for Teletubbies 391 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:46,680 as well. Stuff like that. There was probably like 20 years of just dead kids. Well, I'm 392 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:51,480 saying 20 years now that you're saying that the bangers looking. Well, I'm just saying 393 00:35:51,480 --> 00:36:01,120 this one, so this cartoon, it's more like a sort of simple, super simple. Isn't a cartoon 394 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:06,520 as such to have characters, but it's more like songs. So it's, you know what I mean? 395 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:13,760 It's more like a, yeah. It's where it blew it. He's top tier. Okay. I'll have to get 396 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:20,840 it all on the back catalog for when I do eventually have kids myself. I've put it on for the dog, 397 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:27,480 but he doesn't care what's on the TV. I tend to leave on old TV too. Average throughout 398 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,800 the day. We've put stuff onto the dogs. Like they're going to watch them. Like I would 399 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:36,880 be like, no, no, no, no, no. And then something that I think I'd watch, I go, there you go. 400 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:42,680 Like he got the same taste as me. Like, well, I do notice him sometimes looking up at the 401 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:48,400 TV and I think, is he enjoying this? Like the way that I am or not, if I'm not enjoying 402 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:55,000 it or, yeah, it's a, I mean, they do have the emotions anyway. I've seen the TikTok 403 00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,840 videos of, uh, well when a dog's watching the Lion King and it's all scared, like at 404 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,960 the same time, you know, spoiler alert, Simba's dad, he's fucking getting chinned off the 405 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:16,520 fucking cliff by his uncle. Um, someone like, no, 30 years old. I mean, there's gotta be 406 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:22,000 a time limit on a spoiler alert to be fair right now. I think 20 years is long enough. 407 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,280 I mean, it's longer than 20 years. I need to fucking know. I remember he come out and 408 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:35,360 my brother, it was my brother's favorite movie and he, it's 20 something, 25 maybe. It's 409 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,600 long enough though. Yeah. It's long enough for a spoiler. 410 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:46,520 So yeah, we'll get onto, uh, the old correspondence again now then. Um, I have got notes from 411 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,680 weeks ago that I said, I haven't said anything, but there's no time for it now. We've got 412 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:57,680 to get back to the old correspondence. Um, we'll get James out of the way. We've fucking, 413 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,120 uh, trying to give me stick. Um, yeah, lads, you can't even beat Brentford's. How'd you 414 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:04,640 think we, uh, you can win when it counts. Uh, we'll, we'll see you again on Sunday, 415 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,640 mate. 416 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:10,240 Can I just say I'm not a Manu fan. Cause he said lads like I'm a part of this group. No, 417 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,440 no, I don't like Manu as well. 418 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,880 He didn't say lads. He said lads. 419 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,880 Oh, did he say? Oh, sorry. 420 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,880 It was probably just about something. 421 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:16,880 Yeah. No, yeah. Fuck. 422 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,880 He was just talking to me. 423 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,880 Yeah. 424 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,880 Definitely. 425 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,880 I'm not sure. 426 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,880 Yeah. 427 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,880 Yeah. 428 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:23,880 We'll, we'll deal with it again next week. 429 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:36,200 Um, I didn't even watch the game last night. I'm sorry. I'll put it on. Uh, I'll put it 430 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:40,720 on the TV in the bedroom cause quarter past eight kickoff. It's past my bedtime anyway. 431 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:48,400 Literally watch just concede two goals, turn it off. And then, uh, cause I wasn't actually 432 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,160 asleep still saw half time to two. And then I didn't look at my phone again until this 433 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,760 morning when I got up. So it was four, three hours or, or, oh yeah, whatever. I'm glad 434 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:02,400 I didn't stay up, especially considering it was fucking, uh, what was it? Not 10th, 10th 435 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,800 and 11th minute of stoppage time after the full 90 that we've conceded. So I'm glad I 436 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,240 think I would have woke up completely. 437 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,920 Um, my new play Liverpool next to that. 438 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,920 On Sunday. 439 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:18,840 So, you know, I expected Liverpool to win James just to give it. 440 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:23,400 I'm ready for it. Um, I mean, it's all the pressures on Liverpool anyway. 441 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,080 You're doing that mind game. He's doing that mind game. 442 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:32,680 The sitting on top of the table, Man City getting all the easy games, you know, Aston 443 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,520 Villa putting out half a squad the other night, you know, just handing them the three points. 444 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:42,840 Uh, they might as well have just not turned up. Uh, you know, you know, um, you know, 445 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,160 the count from fucking, uh, Sesame Street won. 446 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:52,280 You know, he, he, uh, deserved an Oscar in the oven or from fucking the way he was like, 447 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,840 Oh no, we've conceded another goal. Oh no. Fuck off, man. 448 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:02,840 Fucking so, you know, as well as, uh, so half teams put out against them, all the refereeing 449 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,280 decisions go in their way as well. 450 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,280 Man City are going to be fucking creeping up anytime. Um, so yeah, it's Liverpool's 451 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,320 to lose. So they have to come and win. 452 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,000 Um, I don't even know where the game is to be fair. I don't know if it's at Anfield or 453 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 at all. 454 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,760 That's on Sunday. So yeah, James, mind game started there. So yeah, we'll see Sunday. 455 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,760 Yeah. 456 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,600 Uh, I do fancy report though. I must admit, but yeah, 457 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:35,160 They have to win. Now, you know, I don't got nothing to lose. So, uh, it's, it's down to 458 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,800 the players. The end of the day, obviously, you know, saying a lot of Mark along in there, 459 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,600 whoever scores the most wins. 460 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:46,160 Fucking, but, um, yeah, it's whether the United team fucking actually want to turn 461 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,840 up because obviously they didn't want to against Brentford. They did against Liverpool the 462 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:55,800 other week. That's what they're beta. Um, but then, yeah, if they don't want to, uh, 463 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,800 this weekend, then they'll get fucking battered again. 464 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,600 So yeah, we'll see, uh, what happens on Sunday. 465 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:11,600 Come on. So Lauren's emails, uh, so this is referencing. So you've got a, you've got a 466 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,440 smirk on your face. This is referencing some of the bands that I was coming out with last 467 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:22,320 week because you referenced the documentary about, um, the domestic violence. Yeah. And, 468 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:29,760 uh, so Lauren says, I'll get it JD sometimes or speeches be crazy. 469 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:34,600 That's probably the tourist email or correspondence we've had. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. She's got 470 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,800 the, uh, she's got the real talk. 471 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:42,000 Sometimes bitches do be crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking, but that was a little bit too 472 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:51,040 crazy. Obviously referring to the TV show that is. Yeah. I've got a fucking, it's been 473 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:57,440 a long week this week. Uh, so I mean, I won't even have time this week, uh, weekend to watch 474 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:06,200 you cause grafting tomorrow. Yeah. Um, so that was that, uh, that's not a new one. Um, 475 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:13,960 so we've got one from an old fucking, uh, so correspondent, but, um, I don't know, there's 476 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:21,000 a word that I can't think of, but Mike message. Um, so all right, chap. Sorry. It's been a 477 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:28,000 while. It's okay, Mark. Don't worry about it. Most, uh, you just triggered a response 478 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,520 from me, uh, though with the child beatings, uh, cause again, cause we mentioned, yeah, 479 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,840 I told a different, I'd get a slap for fucking no reason or whatever. And that log, uh, so 480 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:43,480 he says there's a divider between the inmates on the situation, mainly down to circumstance 481 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:48,960 though. So if it's domestic violence, then it's usually from an innocent child being 482 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:54,640 beaten, which isn't acceptable. Uh, on the other hand though, when it's down to a lack 483 00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:03,280 of respect or fear factor, uh, log, literally what he says, love you put it, uh, then it's 484 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:10,240 absolutely fine. Then he says, no, this is a hundred percent a generation thing though. 485 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:18,120 Uh, but the lads that know, no. So yeah, basically along the lines of what we were saying that, 486 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:24,520 uh, you know, our age and older understand that fucking if they needed a slap, they got 487 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:31,520 a slap. Um, and I suppose, yeah, if the younger, they don't fucking get it. Um, cause they're 488 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:36,320 probably fucking in there for being a gobby cunt anyway. Uh, well yeah, that good to fucking 489 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:41,080 hear off you Mark anyway. Um, hopefully he's got some more stories for us again soon then. 490 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:49,000 Uh, more reach around fucking inmate hand jobs and shit. Uh, and then let's get the, 491 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:59,120 get up the hotline again. Uh, 07 470 4808 096, uh, sending you messages. Um, and then, 492 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:07,040 so this will be the last one. Uh, abs was, well I just gone, Oh no JD, how did you break 493 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,200 your ankle? Cause obviously that's how we ended the fucking episode. Cause my uncle's 494 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:18,440 on fire. So, uh, I've not broken it. It was just, uh, the last night of when I was away 495 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:25,440 last week, um, it was pitch black and I've just fucking not seen the big pot hole, which 496 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:32,400 was almost like the Mariana trench looking. Yeah. Obviously my foot wasn't on, uh, didn't 497 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:37,280 land on it properly. It was like off on and I've just fucking rolled my ankle down it. 498 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:42,720 And, uh, I think, I think it was the fucking ligaments or something that's fucking torn. 499 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:47,360 So not a break anyway. Uh, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to walk around still hurts. 500 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:53,680 Um, but I'm walking around anyway. That's the main thing. So I was a graft is she done? 501 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:59,800 Um, which aside, luckily it was the last day of literally the night before. Cause otherwise 502 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:05,600 I did fucking loads of walking. Um, it goes to show, cause I don't know if you get it 503 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:11,400 with your phone as well, but Google maps will give you, uh, a timeline of the month before. 504 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:15,640 So it was say, look, you've drove to here and back and whatever, and how much walking 505 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:21,680 you've done and stuff. And it's sad because I didn't have any signal. I couldn't, I couldn't 506 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,640 even get the map up properly when I wasn't connected to Wi-Fi to see where I was, to 507 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:30,160 know how far away I am to know where I'm going back. And I, so I just had to stick to the 508 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,720 fucking, the sea line basically. And right. Walk along. I've came from this direction, 509 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:39,400 walk back that way along the beach and I'll recognize where I'll come out from again. 510 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:45,840 And, uh, it said I'd only walk 25 miles, which I know 25 miles is still a lot of walking 511 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:51,560 a week, but, uh, I've no other more than that. So I think it's because he couldn't pick up 512 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:56,640 the signal properly. He doesn't know exactly how much I've done. But, um, yeah, the one 513 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:05,080 day at least was eight miles. Uh, not the M and M song or film. What was it? An album? 514 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:11,000 There was a film. Was the, was the, uh, maybe it wasn't it? Yeah. Eight miles was the movie. 515 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:16,560 You just got to lose yourself, Jay. Well, um, as long as, as long as I'm throwing up mom's 516 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:22,800 spaghetti, then I'll be all right. Um, knees deep. Don't be nervous. No, I'm going to hold 517 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,960 for cool. But, uh, yeah, your palms are a bit sweaty though. I am warm to be fair. I've 518 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:32,200 got the sun blasting in at me. You're all right. I'm not sorry. Yeah. Just catching the back 519 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:37,760 end of the shade. Um, so yeah, he definitely didn't pick it up. Right. I did more than 520 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,760 24 miles. Definitely. Uh, obviously if it would have happened at the beginning of the 521 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:48,360 week, looking forward to get walked around by the Mrs. She wouldn't have walked him nowhere. 522 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:55,080 Literally fucking, cause I had that fucking on the friday and then all weekend. Cause 523 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,120 she was taking him out. Just the huffing and puffing. I'm going to take him out. Cause 524 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:09,560 when I'm at home, when I'm at home around block, cause I'll take him out in the morning 525 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:15,120 cause you know, I'm up soon as we always were open. He's wanting to go out. And then around 526 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:20,760 two o'clock he'll start walking around, pacing a little bit because he's expecting to go 527 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:26,400 out again. And so I had that on Saturdays. He's fucking there. He's walking around his 528 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,760 pace and he's looking at me and then like, you'll look towards his collar as if to say, 529 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,520 we're going to go out, man. We're going to go out. And so then the Mrs. There, what are 530 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:38,760 you doing? And she, she gets up and she starts forcing him. So he wants to go out and she 531 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:45,960 knows he wants to go out, but she's just being lazy. I know she's holding out thinking, is 532 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,800 Jay going to actually get up and take him out there? You know, even though she's seen 533 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:56,480 me, I'm having to do the one step at a time going upstairs to have a piece of that. Fucking 534 00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:01,760 the look at it. I've got banners at both sides. Not that I need it, but I needed it fucking 535 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:06,680 on the weekend anyway. So I'm there. I'm lifting my whole body weight just to go up one step 536 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:12,360 at a time. And I'm thinking, you know, I can't walk the dog. So don't fucking, don't even 537 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:17,000 entertain that thought in your head. But yeah, just the huff and puff. And I don't need it. 538 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,520 Just take the dog out for a walk. He needs to go out. Just fucking take him. 539 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,520 Which is be crazy. 540 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:31,600 Fucking yeah. She's lucky sometimes at times at different man. She definitely needs a slap. 541 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:35,840 But just remember if you are going to slap her, just backhand and not where bruises are 542 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:42,440 going to be visible. So, you know, on the hips, kidney shots. 543 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,160 Or use talcum powder so we don't bruise apparently. 544 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:50,320 Yeah, yeah. Because it's, you're not having a sweaty palm than I am. So not going to leave 545 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,600 a red mark. Yeah, because if you, if you're giving them panda eyes and they're having 546 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,040 to walk around with sunglasses on, they need to be on the, on the nose. Then I think it's 547 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:06,320 a bit obvious. So yeah, no strangling as well, unless that's what they're into. But yeah, 548 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,640 save that for the bedtime. 549 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:16,840 On that fucking cancelling kind of comments, we should leave it there. And we'll be back 550 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:21,920 next week. Don't forget emails, text messages, WhatsApps and all that. Send them in. We're 551 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:28,760 ready for them all. And yeah, keep listening to Blubber and the bangers. We'll see you 552 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,000 next week. Peace.