1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,840 What's happening everyone this is the Real Talker Podcast and we are your hosts Ash and 2 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:18,080 JD. So it's been a bit of a quiet week this week really hasn't it? There's been nothing 3 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:26,040 gone. I know Kate has been spotted. I was going to say that's the only thing. Kate's 4 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,920 been spotted at a farmer's shop. Or was it her? Well we'll get on to that. Like I said 5 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:36,480 there's a conspiracy and everything nowadays. We'll get on to that in a little bit. St. 6 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:40,400 Patrick's Day was Sunday. I feel like there was something else that happened on Sunday 7 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:52,280 as well but I just can't really. I just can't put my finger on it. Look what we said from 8 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:59,760 the end of last week's episode anyway. We'll get straight on to the emails. Oh what's this? 9 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:07,360 We've got an email from James. Oh that's it! United! United! United! I honestly thought 10 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:14,240 we wasn't going to get an email or any correspondence from him. I honestly thought. Well James, 11 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:21,760 I was so tempted to just email straight away after the game had finished. Well St. Patrick's 12 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:27,600 Day was a bit too sad. I had a couple of pints of kinis. I didn't want to ruin it too much 13 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:33,960 for him. He might have been too sensitive at that moment. He definitely would have been 14 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:43,760 making that mercy a little bit more salty. He's come straight in anyway. When did it 15 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:52,760 get him out? It was on Monday. He's finished crying into his pillow with his Jürgen Klopp 16 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:59,000 little teddy bear next to him. Yeah Liverpool scar. Brought by his Steve Gerrard poster 17 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:12,800 on his bedroom wall as well. One of his walls in his bedroom is definitely red. Oh god. 18 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:20,120 He's started off with United were lucky. Do you think I'm a host? We will win in the 19 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:24,640 league where it matters. Right because that game is coming up in a few weeks if I'm not 20 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:30,120 mistaken. So three weeks maybe? Three weeks from last weekend I think you might have been. 21 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:37,320 Yeah because it's the international break as of the moment. So tonight as of this release 22 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:46,360 it is England against Brazil and then we've got Belgium on Tuesday I do believe. Have 23 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:51,240 you seen what they've done to the England kit on the back? Yes. Right on the St George's 24 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:56,480 Cross because I thought, I don't know if you had this in mind to bring it up on the podcast 25 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:02,600 because it's yeah. I mean to be fair I wasn't going to but might as well do now. So the 26 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:10,160 new kit that's coming out there's instead of the standard red St George's Cross on 27 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,760 the back of the collar isn't it? Yeah it's on the back of the neck isn't it? Yeah so 28 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:20,800 instead of it being red they've just made it multicoloured isn't it? So it's like inclusive. 29 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:27,600 Yeah well because it's got red, maroon, burgundy and then bits of blue in it as well sort of 30 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:33,040 so. Yeah I think Nike said it was a play for take on the St George's Cross. Yeah which 31 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:38,600 is fucking stupid to be fair. It's a word, it's a word because yeah it's a word sorry 32 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:44,320 yeah obviously I don't want to spend too much time on it but it's just a weird. Yeah it's 33 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:49,080 just a word. But then to try and take initiative on something why would it be that? Look whose 34 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:53,000 decision base it was like you know what I've got a brilliant idea and then told someone 35 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,640 that person was like fucking yeah that's fucking solid that is. I think it would be someone 36 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:02,560 that's just not give a fuck and not looked at the email and gone just wanted to tick 37 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:08,040 box. Yeah just do whatever we want the kit out. Now I did say a video earlier actually 38 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:14,640 I believe he was an Everton fan and he was all yeah obviously New England kits out, me 39 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:19,800 two lads all excited about it yeah dad we want the kit blah blah so he's gone onto the 40 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:30,520 Nike website. The two kits Home and Away so full t-shirt shorts socks Home and Away both 41 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:35,800 the names on the back with the number as well. Right. Have you got an idea of what that would 42 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:41,160 cost do you think? Not for the whole kit but I did see so for the actual replica kits are 43 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:46,640 the ones the players were wearing it matches was £125 just for the t-shirt. Yeah. And 44 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:51,760 then your what you would call I don't know what you'd call it but you know the ones you'd 45 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:57,320 buy from JD. Yeah it's just a casual one. I think was £80 by £79. I thought they were 46 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:04,320 £100. I might be wrong then. I thought that. I think them casual ones are £104 and then 47 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:09,320 the actual ones £120. Right right either way it's expensive. Yeah it's stupid. I can 48 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:16,000 see why most people get them from DHK and others just because it's just ridiculous price. Yeah 49 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,080 I mean for a t-shirt with a round button on the back whatever you want to call it. Yeah. 50 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:26,520 What do you think of the kit sorry mate before you. I like them I actually like the wiki 51 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:33,880 and I know a lot of people don't I actually like the wiki. It's alright. I've not been 52 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:37,360 that arsed I know we've said it enough times on the podcast I've not been that arsed about 53 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:43,360 the England. No. I suppose because I'm not really into watching England play at the moment 54 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:49,000 that's why I'm not fussed about the kit. I think most people are just generally bothered 55 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,400 when England play if it's for something this nations league they're friendly it's just 56 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:58,000 all the bollocks and that. Yeah yeah. They're just no one goes oh yeah the international 57 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:03,440 break I can't wait for fucking Wales versus Finland you know what I mean. Yeah. I know. 58 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:09,160 So yeah I suppose when it comes to the euros in the summer it is the euros I think. It 59 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:14,160 is the euros Germany yeah. Which also feels like it's been non stop at the moment in terms 60 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:19,360 of obviously with the last World Cup being in the winter time. Yeah. It feels like it's 61 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:25,560 been non stop like that hasn't. It has been and that all contributes to what has been 62 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:32,280 so many injuries for the majority of teams this season you know so that and the AR which 63 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:40,040 I'll get on to that in a little bit. Yeah so the chap two kids home and away for his 64 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:46,360 young lads now I'm on the back. I have no I can't I guess and the kids price is sorry. 65 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:52,080 Yeah it's kids kids. They probably said the name at the age of them. Yeah. You know it's 66 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,760 kids size. Well going off the adults I'm gonna say with the names in the back you're probably 67 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:08,480 over 220 quid 700 pound for four kids basically 700. I was doing it so more 200 quid for one 68 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:18,200 kid not far off there by 220. I said so I mean it's ridiculous. I mean ridiculous. You 69 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:23,560 know you think even when the PS4 first came out was cheaper than that. It's just and that's 70 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,800 like the stolen ones. I don't know how to adjust the 40s price. I don't know but there 71 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:32,000 has been abroad the room there's protests and that going on. I don't know what kind 72 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:38,200 of protest but you know I'm guessing it's the only way to do it is like an online petition 73 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:43,760 or something to get back to not to get its change back to a red St George's cross on 74 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:50,840 the back or something. But I mean to be fair I don't think I'm that bothered about it. 75 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:56,120 But yes I think it should be read. But yeah I'm not too forced. I think it's just another 76 00:07:56,120 --> 00:08:02,520 thing though isn't it. I've obviously discussed stuff that's just unnecessarily put there 77 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:09,600 yeah for no reason and for no explanation besides a play for take. It's just like boy 78 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:15,360 yeah you know why is it just for a tick box is it just for whatever reason. Well hopefully 79 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:20,800 we'll hear some from them. Yeah we'll see in the next few weeks really because you know 80 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:25,320 it's going to be a big process back to the the drawing board. Yeah trying to figure out 81 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:35,720 what they can do how they can change it. Yeah. Yeah. It's something that's just too many 82 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:42,160 time to do it really. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's just have the workshops of Vietnam. 83 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:51,680 Yeah. Let's order some red Fred Fowler. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah back to back to James and 84 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:59,280 Liverpool anyway. I think he is asked since he's coming out with that. I've absolutely 85 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:08,440 loved this week because all of my TikTok a good 80 percent has been Liverpool fan reactions 86 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:14,160 before and after. They're always the best. Yeah. The amount of them where it's like look 87 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:18,600 at this shit booking two one half time blah blah or ones even before the games even kicked 88 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:23,160 off and they're just fucking giving it and then you just scroll through the comments 89 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:29,440 and you've always got the top one this age while booking. You go through their profile 90 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:37,600 then just to see the lot their apology video basically. No God it's quality. There's a 91 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:45,480 drag I think I think he's channels the unfilled agenda. So to Liverpool fan channel. Yeah. 92 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:53,600 He's an Irish chat and he was just fucking the video that was going around because he's 93 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:59,280 like yeah you know what he's singing. Oh no no what's the score what's the score and then 94 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:04,800 he does that sponge while cooking one minute later and it's like right at the end he's 95 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:12,600 on the Arlo's when he's growing in his hands essentially and it's just been absolute pure 96 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:19,280 golden tic tocs one after another. It was a great game and I always remember there was 97 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,600 a point I think he might have been in the 80th minute. I think Liverpool had like a 98 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:28,880 four on two attack. Five on two. Do you know which one I'm on about? And it was Lindelof 99 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:35,240 and Dallow that was at the back. Yeah and I think I can't remember I think I'm not I 100 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,480 can't even remember what Liverpool play at the ball which ones attacking. I feel like 101 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:49,120 it was Gomez. No I think it was a was it Gaffer? Yeah. Yeah. Trolls Passy and he was just Redwell 102 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:58,920 yeah intercepted. But United weren't looking Liverpool were looking two deflections and 103 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:03,680 Salah hit the post from five yards house and he goes in so they were lucky with their goals 104 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:11,640 to be fair. But I mean the game itself for a neutral it must have been such a great game 105 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:18,320 to watch. It was all right. No because like when it was the end and then the extra time 106 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:24,040 it was like fucking tennis because it was back and forth back and forth. Yeah. You know 107 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:30,760 and then the way Senna's master class of unorthodox putting Anthony at let back. Aaron McGuire 108 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:38,880 as a striker. Bruno at centre back. You know just just master class tactics and Jürgen 109 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:46,600 Klopp. Klopp. Jürgen Klopp. He was just so bitter at the end. He loves it when he wins 110 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:51,960 but he's such a child when he loses. Because he snapped I believe he was a Danish reporter 111 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:56,600 didn't he? Yeah I don't know the reporter's name but you know I'll get it in a sense. 112 00:11:56,600 --> 00:12:04,800 You've just been battered for your arch rivals and lost in the last minute of extra time 113 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:09,720 because your players couldn't put it away. We're going to lose James as listener. Oh 114 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:20,080 fucking man he loves it really. He can take you. Better than Klopp anyway. So yeah you 115 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:24,440 there for like 20 minutes afterwards. You've been asked the questions over and over and 116 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:31,080 out so you are going to get a bit pissed off. Yeah. But to react like that what I find annoying 117 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:37,640 is that you don't hear look I haven't heard any other mainstream media putting him up 118 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:42,400 on it saying that was out of order. You know fair enough you're not happy about the results 119 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:48,840 and that but you can't speak to another reporter like that. You know if that was any other 120 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:55,640 manager apart from Pep Guardiola it would be fucking front page news but because Klopp's 121 00:12:55,640 --> 00:13:01,200 fucking final season, his swan song and that they're all just letting it go and yeah just 122 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:07,960 picking him up still. I have a feeling he's going to win Madrid next year. I have a feeling. 123 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:13,720 So manager song for an extra season. Yeah and sorry so the year after that so another 124 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:24,960 year season wise. Yeah. So summer 2024. Yes. 2024. Twenty four twenty six. Yeah. I could 125 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:31,080 see acne. Yeah I don't think you're ready. Wouldn't go back to Dortmund and I don't think 126 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:40,320 you'd go to Bayern Munich. Yeah. Yeah. Well the Galsman he's not going to carry on as 127 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:46,240 German manager after the Euro so maybe now. Yeah maybe he'll take over that which that 128 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:52,840 will be easy and we'll just not be going to be at Liverpool no more. Yeah. Yeah. So Pep 129 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,280 was still down for a couple more years and there's only one man that's going to replace 130 00:13:56,280 --> 00:14:03,360 him and that'll be the Zinedine Zidane because we all know that Zidane can come in with an 131 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:07,240 open checkbook and world class players and win the Champions League. So you always think 132 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:14,240 Artela would take over for him. I don't know how that would work with how well he's doing 133 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:19,960 at Arsenal at the moment. That's why I think. I think Man City fans wouldn't be bothered 134 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:27,280 by that. Arsenal fans did just fucking just start burning t-shirts and all sorts. What 135 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:33,840 did Beckham after that sending off years ago. The 90s. The 90s where he kicks them off. 136 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:41,000 Yeah. They had the little gold forks with the David Beckham picture on them and burning 137 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:46,480 it at the fucking cross and all that. So yeah. Yeah. I'll take it around. They'll be doing 138 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:52,640 all that one night. So yeah. Now I think Zidane, he'll be the next Man City manager whenever 139 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,240 Pep does think, Oh yeah. I'm going to move on to another club that's got billions and 140 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:03,160 billions of corrupt money. Yeah. I think, well, this is just my thing for him. I think 141 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:08,120 he'll either become Spain's manager, but I know he's, is that. Yeah. I know he's that 142 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:13,280 anti likes because he's Catalonian and all that bollocks, but I think he'll go back to 143 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:20,160 Barcelona as well. If they become, you know, at the moment they're in a lot of debt. So 144 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:25,840 if they become financially stable. Yeah. It'd be interesting to see if he can do it on the 145 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:31,920 budget though. I really would love to see him try. I would look, I would look a few 146 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:36,400 managers actually try like, no, I don't mean like a badly team, you know, like a decent 147 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:43,360 team. Like who am I trying to say? I mean, I mean a decent team. So you're on about the 148 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:49,000 logs of someone coming into Brighton. Yes. Brighton is probably the perfect example actually. 149 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,920 Yeah. Because their recruitment is always spot on. Yes. The Zerbi is struggling this 150 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,800 season to be fair. And they've got decent players. They're always, they've always got 151 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:03,000 players that are getting sold to bigger clubs. Yeah. They've got the great scouting network, 152 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:08,560 you know, with Casalido. I think it was like four and a half million, you know, he could 153 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:16,360 have got him four, but it says no. So we went to Brighton and then 110 million. So yeah. 154 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:21,680 Fucking out one player. And he's only just starting to find his feet really at Chelsea. 155 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:27,000 But that's most of their squad really though, isn't it? Oh mate, did you, obviously because 156 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:36,120 we're talking about football, did you watch the Chelsea, the Chelsea game before? I had 157 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:41,920 it on and then basically after I went and took the dog out for a walk. Right. So I'd 158 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:47,120 miss most of the second half. I did the same with the Wolf Coventry game as well. Watched 159 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,480 the first half. Then I went out. But then I did catch the extra time. That was quite 160 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:56,560 a good game to be fair as well. The Chelsea Leicester game was a good game. And I watched 161 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:03,040 Raheem start it. I'm like, he's so good from my perspective off the ball, like running 162 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:10,720 into, not saying he runs up and down, I'm saying like the space he runs into. He's always 163 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:16,360 gets in these one on one positions. He always fucking misses them. And I think what made 164 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:21,760 him overshadow that was the Rashford miss. So it's not getting spoke about, but mate 165 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:28,960 he's free kick. Honestly like, well it's still in the air, isn't it? It's just fucking. Look, 166 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:33,240 what I'm trying to say is yeah, is I'm 300 and something grand a week. You give me that 167 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:39,120 ball. I'm doing, I'm doing better than that, mate. Yeah. Like more, I'm doing better than 168 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:45,120 that. I mean, fucking, I couldn't believe it. How far and moidy it went, mate. You weren't 169 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:53,720 handsome at all. I'm funny. Just shocking how bad a lot of these players are. Especially 170 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:59,200 when it is a dead ball situation as well. No, I'll get it. The atmosphere of the stadium 171 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,480 and all that, it's always going to influence things, but you know, it's fucking, it's something 172 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,760 that you're practicing every day. Yeah. And the thing that I never understand is have 173 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,920 you ever seen Raheem starting to ever take a free kick the edge of the box and go to 174 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:17,720 the top corner? No. So like why when he's got more pressure on him, which is, you know, 175 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:27,360 you know, which, you know, I like in a way cause he's taking it. He's grabbing in your 176 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:36,440 mind. You get what I'm saying. So you've got to respect that enthusiasm from him, but you 177 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,600 know, you just got to let it go sometimes and not chase it. Cause you're not going to 178 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:45,560 call that top corner lad. Yeah. Because there's other players with more of a... That would 179 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:53,800 normally take you. Yeah. Yeah. Just got a better accuracy. But yeah, I mean, it was 180 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:59,120 unlucky for Leicester in the long run of that game, but I think it's just, it still just 181 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:03,640 showed that difference in the quality. Obviously Leicester got relegated for a reason last 182 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:08,800 season and yeah, Chelsea are sitting in the premier league. So I think that's just what 183 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:14,520 John threw at the end. But the Wolves' Coventry game, I did feel that was quite a good game 184 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:19,960 to be fair. Coventry definitely wanted it more as well. You could see in their energy 185 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:25,200 levels and the way they would just run around attacking and everything. So yeah, it turned 186 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:30,560 out as a good game and obviously we've lost draw it up for the next round. So is this 187 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:39,720 the last four now? Yeah. So semi finals. So who's Chelsea got? Man City. Oh right. Yeah. 188 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:45,320 Which Chelsea, they've had the number on City the last couple of games as well. So, you 189 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:53,000 know, it could be a little surprise final really. Yeah. Coventry Man City. Yeah. So 190 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:04,120 I can take it all up. At least we're in the semis. Liverpool. But yeah, back to all the 191 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:10,480 TikToks and that though. It's just been, it's literally, you wouldn't need to season your 192 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:16,760 chips all of this week with how salty it's been. It's just been horrendous. And it's 193 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:24,080 like all of a sudden, no Liverpool fan cares about the FA Cup. Yeah. And I remember them 194 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:29,360 saying it last season about winning the Carabao Cup and yet they've won it this season. So 195 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:34,320 yeah, we're on for a quadruple. To be fair, it is like with most football teams though, 196 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:39,880 fans, the off the court, it's only worth playing if you're winning it, if you've won it. Do 197 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:45,800 you know what I mean? Because you know, that Carabao Cup, League Cup is a load of bollocks. 198 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:50,760 It doesn't, they should fuck that off. It doesn't mean anything. I know it should be 199 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:57,040 based on like teams outside the Premier or something, I think. Yeah. Or I think they 200 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,440 were looking at doing it before where it was like not including the top six or something. 201 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,200 Yeah. So maybe if you qualify for Europe, you don't qualify for that because you did 202 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,440 that instead obviously. Yeah. Just to get something a bit different on the go. I mean, 203 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,840 it's always the same teams winning it, isn't it? Well, it's like the league though, you 204 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,560 know, Man City, I think they've won it four times out of six. Yeah, Pep loves the Carabao 205 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:22,480 Cup final. No, so I'm going to bet the Premier League with the five times out of six. I think 206 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:27,840 they've won five leagues out of six at night. It's something like that. He's done well. 207 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:32,280 Yeah. So I'm trying to think of who the last one was now. Well, it was Liverpool in 2009 208 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:38,240 same wasn't it? You know, that long ago, mate. I know. Fucking struggle. Sitting on 19 as 209 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:44,720 well. And I read it. So Jürgen Klopp's only won one Premier League in nine years. And 210 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:51,960 I heard Danny Mills, you remember him as a player? Yeah. Saying that he's a good manager 211 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,480 basically, but it's not great. Yeah. One Premier League in nine years. Yeah. Saying how he's 212 00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:04,480 been over 80 Jürgen Klopp. I get where he was coming from. But at the end of the day 213 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:09,520 when you're up against Manchester City with all their fucking powerhouse literally is 214 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:14,160 an open checkbook. And as I was saying last week, the referees are just fucking in the 215 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,920 pocket all the time as well. So you're going to struggle. Well, I'm sure Liverpool has 216 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:24,800 won obviously the Premier League, the Champions League, the League Cup and after won the FA 217 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:29,880 Cup one day Jürgen Klopp. After won the Super Cup. I'm sure they won the Super Cup as well. 218 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:36,720 Yeah. And they won the World Cup, you know that one. Yeah. So Klopp's won every trophy. 219 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:41,480 If he's won the FA Cup, he's won every trophy available to him. So surely that's success. 220 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,520 It is yeah. Even without the FA Cup. Sorry to put you in there Jack. Yeah. No, because 221 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,920 I was just going to say that's why the Scousers want him to win the Europa League because 222 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,760 that's the only one that he hasn't got because there haven't been any. Oh, so it's like, 223 00:22:53,760 --> 00:23:01,600 right. He's got everything. Yeah. But yeah, we'll see how the game goes in the league 224 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:08,320 in a couple of weeks. You know, I can take losing in the league. Basically Liverpool 225 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,280 need to win that game more than United do because they're the ones that are struggling 226 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:17,280 to win that Premier League this year. When you need to get a top four, potentially top 227 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:22,520 five though. Yeah. Dependence. We won't go into all that details, but potentially, you 228 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:30,400 know, yeah, it could be a win that must have been for both teams. It will be. But you know, 229 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:36,720 we've asked some veteran Tottenham. It's their position, like fourth and fifth to lose as 230 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:45,040 well really. Yeah. But I don't know. I feel that Liverpool, there's more on that game 231 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:49,440 for them. You know, because Arsenal are sitting, even though it's level on points, Arsenal 232 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:57,200 sitting top comfortably on goal difference as well. So yeah, I feel like Arsenal are 233 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,360 going to be the ones that do it really. It's bad to home. We had a decent running and I 234 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:05,000 say that in terms of more than one or two teams battling. So we can go. I can't think 235 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,720 of the last time it was three teams. Yeah. A wind draw or loss for your team. The other 236 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:14,320 side, you know, it can make or break it. And you just tell him points. I mean, if Villa 237 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:21,320 would have won against West Ham last week, then they were still in a shape of finishing 238 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:26,800 first really. But I mean, obviously that would have been hard, unlikely still. But you know, 239 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:32,560 I think there would have only been three points off a city. But yeah, 10 games left of the 240 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:43,320 season. It's going to be a good end, I think. We've got Brentford, Chelsea and then Liverpool 241 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:52,280 as our next three games. So yeah, easy on points, I think. And that'll keep us in running 242 00:24:52,280 --> 00:25:00,640 for fifth anyway. Yeah. Hopefully, James has been able to wash the tears out of his pillow 243 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,640 anyway. 244 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,640 Yeah. 245 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:14,000 Have his Liverpool, you know, like, you know, like Dubai set. He's got one of the little 246 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:21,960 Liverpool badge rugs at the bottom. Yeah. With his football slippers. So we're just 247 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,360 going to last week's correspondence now that we didn't have time for, or we're just going 248 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:33,480 to jump into... Well, I mean, we will carry on with emails in a moment. Since we briefly 249 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:40,120 touched on it, Kate and Will spotted at the Farmers' Shop. So have you seen the footage? 250 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:46,760 I've seen a picture, not the footage. So going off of what you have seen, do you think it 251 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:52,440 was hard? I mean, you know what it is? You know on TikTok, and you just want them to 252 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,440 play the video. You don't want to go like someone down here with one of these little 253 00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:00,560 mics, this is Kate Williams. I'll play the video in a second. Just play it. Just play 254 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,960 it then talk, Barley. And they want to talk for like a minute. I'll play in a second. 255 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,960 Just play it. 256 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,240 I can't believe you haven't seen it then. 257 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,840 No, no, because as I said, it winds me up. Because I'm like, nah, fuck you then. They 258 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,200 should say, oh, check this video out. What do you think? Play it. And then I'll think 259 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:21,160 this. But look, they want to give you their opinion and their take on it and then play. 260 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,800 It fucking winds me up. 261 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,040 I know what you're saying. If it's anything like that, I'll skip forward. 262 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,800 Yeah. No, I was just like, nah, you ain't getting the view, mate. 263 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:38,400 Well, I've seen the footage and it looks nothing like that. So obviously it looks like that, 264 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,400 but it's not the case. 265 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,000 So what's the conspiracy, mate? Because as you know, we've established on this podcast, 266 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,480 there's a conspiracy and everything. 267 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,480 Yeah. 268 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:50,200 What are they saying? Because I've heard some think about having an affair from both ends. 269 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:57,600 Yeah, because it came out a couple of years ago that Will was getting pegged by Kate mate. 270 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,600 But male? 271 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,600 No. 272 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600 Look, pegging. 273 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,040 Yeah. So Will loves getting pegged. 274 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:10,840 And it's Kate's friend that does it. 275 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,520 How do they even know that? 276 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520 I don't know. 277 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,760 But the peg, like, the boy going into so much stuff, like he loves getting pegged. 278 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,200 Because apparently Kate wouldn't do it and she was like, look, my friend. 279 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,200 What does she know? 280 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,200 Yeah, yeah, because her friend is like a dominatrix. 281 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,200 Right. 282 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:34,320 And so, yeah, I don't know if pegging was the actual thing, but because this dominatrix 283 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:39,080 was coming round, obviously people putting two and two together and getting strapped 284 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,080 on. 285 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:46,240 But yeah, this pegging friend is apparently the one that Will's had the affair with. He 286 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,240 got her pregnant. 287 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,960 Right, because that's why everything put the pegging story. 288 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:59,800 And then it's Will's cousin. I'm going to say Beatrice, but I don't know. Obviously 289 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:07,280 I've done my homework for this. But her husband, as I said last week, apparently Kate and her 290 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:13,480 husband was having an affair. And so then Kate got pregnant. That's why she was in the 291 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:21,720 hospital in November or whatever. And then the one who she had the affair with, he was 292 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:30,800 found dead. Allegedly it was suicide, but apparently there was fucking blunt force trauma, 293 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:39,080 a big fucking cave in his head where he's been hit. Which again, allegedly it was Will 294 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:46,480 that had done that. And then, yeah, so I don't know. It's like she's been locked up in the 295 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:55,640 Tower of London because of everything that's going on. So yeah, she's hiding somewhere 296 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,920 or she's locked up somewhere. 297 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:01,480 Because the weird thing is with all these videos and conspiracies going around, you 298 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:06,240 would just do a public appearance, open up a co-op, just to fucking shut up the room, 299 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,240 is that it? 300 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:13,280 Yeah, if you was able to get out of your restraints. 301 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:18,240 Like if everything was all kosher in it. 302 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:32,720 Yeah. No, I did save a video. So this one, someone's done the research. This is one of 303 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,440 them gazes that you've looked at. 304 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,240 But anyone that watches Tik Tok knows what I'm about. I'm not going to show you a video 305 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,640 in a second. Just play the fucking video. 306 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,880 So this one's actually whoever's video it is originally, he's just floating over the 307 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:56,400 top of you. But someone's done the research and have found the Instagram page of Gabriella 308 00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:03,920 Monroe Douglas. And so her page is Kate Lookalog. So you know that you have the lookalogs. It 309 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:12,600 was always the better ones. So that's her job. And when he was scrolling through the 310 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:19,960 Instagram page, there's pictures of her doing appearances as Kate doing whatever. And basically, 311 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:26,000 look, I won't play the video because, you know, it's not benefiting people listening 312 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:34,640 to us really. But essentially, he shows the video of Will and Kate walking along in this 313 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:40,560 farmer shop. And then it goes back to the pictures of the lookalog. And it's her. 314 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,200 Looks more like the lookalike than Kate. 315 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:46,960 Yeah, because you can see that I'm surprised she's got a job as a lookalog to be honest, 316 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:51,640 because she doesn't really look like her. But she's similar. But you know, that's like 317 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,840 one blonde looks like another blonde. It's just they've got the same hair, similar facial 318 00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:03,160 features, but the face is a different shape. This the lookalog is skinnier as well. And 319 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:09,360 yeah, you can see that from the video that it's a skinnier person. The face is slimmer, 320 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,560 different features, even though it's this what cracks me up as well. It's it's not like 321 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:20,640 it's a mile away or something. It's just like, I don't know, 20 meters away, but it's a 322 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:27,120 blurry video. It's not. Everyone's got a good phone these days. We have a good camera. And 323 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:35,760 yes, someone's recording the new Afanakia 3210. Yeah. Why is playing snakes? So yeah, 324 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:41,840 if you want to go out and have a look, Gabriella Monroe Douglas, and literally does just say 325 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:50,000 Kate lookalog. And she has got a website as well. Kate Middleton lookalog.com. So go check 326 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,680 it out. You'll see who it is yourself. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know why they 327 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:01,640 won't let it just make a little public. That's what I'm saying. Just open up a co-op. But 328 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:07,800 I mean, again, there's there's reports that the King's Doored as well. But you know, it's 329 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:13,280 I don't know. It's it's hard. We've we've had AI's and everything. No, it's hard to 330 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:22,240 know what's fucking real and what's fake. So yeah, because there was a an ominous picture 331 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,320 of King Charles released the other day as well. So that's why there was a video floating 332 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:30,160 around all these dates because this isn't really him. This is an AI generated picture 333 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:37,960 again and blah, blah. So yeah, it's I don't know. Again, Sam is fucking Garasaka. I don't 334 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:44,680 care enough about the Royal Family to want to know. But yeah, there is conspiracy going 335 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:50,040 on. And I don't know, maybe the getting ready to go back to the homeworld or something. 336 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:58,040 You know, lizard people like that aliens. Well, we'll have to try and find out a bit 337 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:02,480 more. Obviously, I'm getting these videos on TikTok. So if I do get a decent enough 338 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:09,120 one that's worth making notes and giving us the data, then I will do. Otherwise, there 339 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:16,640 hasn't been anything good enough. Right, so now we will get on to the correspondence 340 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:26,120 now. So I don't know what order any of these were in now, to be honest. But I will start 341 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:32,880 off alphabetically, because that's why I've got it on my notes. So we've got Abby. Hi, 342 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:41,440 guys. JD, since you're a grafter. Wait, everyone knows my can't under the graph. What is the 343 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:49,400 proper etiquette? She's asking for some real divorce. It's a good question. So what is 344 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:54,240 the proper etiquette when contractors are working inside my home, back to have some 345 00:33:54,240 --> 00:34:00,240 work done to want to make sure I'm not going to annoy them. So first thing, Gabby, great 346 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:05,840 question for love wanting to make sure she's not going to be a knob or anything. First 347 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:13,920 thing, put a catalog off for a cup of tea. Can't go wrong there. And if you do that, 348 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,680 you're going to be in the good book straight away. So in terms of any kind of work may 349 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:25,600 be coming in. Cup of tea, even if it's a plasterer. Yeah, any even the plumber, even the plumber. 350 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:30,560 Because you got to put the catalog before the turn of water off as well. Right. Yeah, 351 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:38,520 as soon as you do that, you that's a little a nice little green tick on your page then. 352 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:44,360 If it's a Friday, don't be sure to offer him a bacon sandwich. No, the most I know why 353 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,160 on a Friday, because it's always better to have a bacon and sausage sandwich on a Friday 354 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,400 any wrong, you know, every day of the week starts for Friday, you're going to be more 355 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,760 more on for you. So what I'm saying is what we've gathered so far is you've got to pay 356 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:05,160 him and feed them don't have to. But it's it's better to it. Yeah. Because if you're 357 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,280 going to try and be cheeky and ask for a little extra here and there, if you've been making 358 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:15,120 tea all day and you make a sandwich, yeah. Yeah. And, you know, because I've done it 359 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:20,520 in the past, but you know, in the past, you know, making the tea, even I'll do I say my 360 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:25,760 own kettle and everything because my customers don't even offer don't even point out where 361 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:32,360 the kettle is or anything. So always have to make sure I got my own stuff. But yeah, 362 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:39,240 when they're making the tea all day and very rare, I'll accept the sandwich because we 363 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:43,560 when I did it, well, that's these days anyway, because with the intermittent fasting, I'll 364 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,280 save the milk for the no time really. But when I have done it in the past, I have the 365 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,520 most cheeky little bacon sandwich or whatever. Then yeah, you are more willing look, oh, 366 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:57,000 while you're here, could you just have a look at this? And then, you know, if you change 367 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,720 your look, fitting or whatever, you just end up doing it. Yeah, you don't want but when 368 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:09,720 it's the other ones that are just rude, don't offer a tea in the way. Not asking stupid 369 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:15,040 questions all the time trying to say, Oh, yeah, always got odd do it like this. Right. 370 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,640 But you can't know the one thing that I've known from you is when people try to change 371 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:26,320 their mind halfway through that, that's annoying. So she should probably stay away from doing 372 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:32,160 that. Yeah. So depending on well, because she hasn't said what work is having done. 373 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:37,520 So depending on what you're having done, you know, if it's a kitchen, you should already 374 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:42,400 have the plan, what the kitchen is going to be, how it's going to look and said nothing 375 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:51,840 should change. And if it's paint and decorating, then hopefully she's already decided on what 376 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,880 colours what wallpaper whatever, because that's annoying. If you painted a whole room and 377 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:02,760 the lot, then you've got to do it again, you've got to think of the tradespeople's work schedule 378 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,720 when you're changing your mind halfway through, because then that means you got to change 379 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:10,360 your own schedule, change your plan, put the job back because you got to spend the day 380 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:15,560 on it. Yeah, whatever. So that's what I was gonna say. So in regards to her question as 381 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:21,160 well, what should we? What should she be thinking of a work, working day time? Because I know 382 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:25,920 you don't do seven, you don't get started seven down here. Yeah, no, if these people 383 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,040 are taking a piece, if they're turning up at nine, 10 o'clock, that's when I say I'm 384 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:35,720 in leaving it all to free. I was gonna go to another job. Yeah, don't accept that. I'd 385 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:40,280 fucking literally if they did that on day one, I'd be like, you know what? Forget about 386 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:45,760 it. I'll get to my house. The other jobs always an old lady. I've got an old day. She's called 387 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:51,960 me or do you know what I mean? Yeah, which it can happen sometimes, but it's not every 388 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:57,920 day. So yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't be accepting that. In general, you know, there should be 389 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:03,800 turning up at nine o'clock and then leaving at four or five. Right. So getting the full 390 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:12,840 eight hours in. Now, it does depend on what's being done. Because I know if there's something 391 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:20,000 that I can start, but it's going to take me three hours, and it's already three o'clock, 392 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,760 then I'll leave that for the next day. And I'll finish it a little bit earlier. But, 393 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:29,560 you know, as long as you get in a good look, you know, the best part about hours at least 394 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:36,520 anyway, done in the day, then that's sound. But yeah, I'd say just in general, straightaway 395 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:43,200 definitely catalog. You know, yeah, if it's a Friday, offer a sandwich if you can, as 396 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,960 I said, it depends on what paint on if it is the kitchen. You can't do that. Then you 397 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:50,920 order a sandwich and I suppose then yeah, as an alternative, you could always go to 398 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:59,520 the cafe. And just don't ask stupid questions. Well, leave them to it. Don't be in the way 399 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:07,680 because I had that years ago. It was when I was first on the tools when I was 16. The 400 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:13,440 customer was in the way, just constantly, just asking me questions. And I barely knew 401 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:21,000 anything back then as well. And so I was about to put lights above the sink in the bathroom. 402 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,080 And it was one of those old green bathroom suites, you know, the green sink, the bathroom, 403 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:32,880 it's all over now. Yeah. Oh, there'll be left to be desired in the way. Yeah. So I've got 404 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:39,240 the dust sheets, I've put it on top of the cabinet over the sink. Right. And the customers 405 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:47,000 give me this old hole punch, you know, for the paper when you you put in you, you punch 406 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,120 the holes in your paper and you put it in the folder. Right. He was giving me a big 407 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:55,240 massive old one of those metal things. And he says, Oh yeah, that'll hold your sheets 408 00:39:55,240 --> 00:40:01,200 up. So put it up on there. And he's standing brought by the step ladders while I'm on it. 409 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:07,520 So as I've come down, I'm having to avoid him trying to lift the ladder to swivel it 410 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,640 around so I can get to a different position. And because he was there, I didn't have much 411 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:17,600 room. So I've ended up snagging the dust sheets, which in response has pulled the hole punch 412 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:24,440 down to crack the sink. Right. So the customers obviously not happy. I ended up getting a 413 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,360 bollocking because it was my uncle who put me through my original apprenticeship. He 414 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:35,320 gave me a bollocking and then I remember I started to walk home after I'd finished that 415 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:41,440 day. Because I was pissed off myself. And he rang me up then he was all wrong. Hang 416 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:46,440 on. So I spoke to Brian, what's happened? And so I told him exactly the same result. 417 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:52,000 Well, hang on. So the customer gave you that old term as the paperweight, the dust sheet 418 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,080 weight. He was right next to you and he wouldn't move away. So you were struggling. He says, 419 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:02,000 yeah, he's all, ah, fuck him then. So he understood it was the customer's fault. You know, if 420 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,560 he would have just been out of the way, sitting down on the sofa doing whatever, then I would 421 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,360 have had the room to maneuver. I mean, to be fair, I wouldn't have even put the dust 422 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:14,680 sheets on top of it if he wasn't standing next to me. Because all I was doing was a 423 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,640 little hole into the ceiling just to pull the cable down. Because he's there, you got 424 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:23,240 to try and keep appearances. Whereas if he just made a little bit of mess and there's 425 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,240 no one looking, he just... 426 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,240 Just planning to brush it in? 427 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,360 Yeah. You know, because always cleaning up afterwards. 428 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,960 The one thing I will say, Abbie, is though, depending on what work you are having done, 429 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,600 is keep all the receipts and warranty. Obviously, because we had the issue with the tap the 430 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:42,080 other week, the other month, sorry. And that turns out to have a 10 year warranty. So you 431 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,760 know what's happening in nine years. Do you know what I mean? 432 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:51,480 That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Any receipts and that for appliances, then yeah, make sure you keep 433 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:58,320 them. That is an acceptable question. So if it is appliances are being installed, ask 434 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:06,240 about the warranties because if you purchase some... Buying items from the logs of being 435 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:12,480 killed or whatever, you'll get a 12 month warranty from them first and then register 436 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:18,720 with the appliance, like the manufacturer, to get the additional warranty that way. Well 437 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:25,000 yeah, just as a recap, make a cup of tea. Don't be sure to make a sarnie and stay out 438 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 of the way. 439 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Yeah, I was going to say I started the way. 440 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Yeah, just stay out of the way. 441 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Don't change your mind. 442 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:35,360 The end of the day, the way I always see it, the customer has to be happy. But I like to 443 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,760 make sure they're happy as I've started and in the middle, if you get to the end and then 444 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:44,840 you're happy because they've changed their mind, that's when it's annoying. But yeah, 445 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:51,440 stick to those and you should be fine. We'll move on to Kirsty because the next one was 446 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,040 James. We've already read out James. 447 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,040 Yeah, we've established that. 448 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:59,160 Yeah, I mean, there's only so much we can bash on about shit Liverpool. 449 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,160 We've established that he's not bothered. 450 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,160 He's not asked. 451 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,880 He's not bothered, no. No, in fact, I think he's probably forgot. 452 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:13,320 Yeah, yeah. You know, he's just waiting for me to invite him to start our own podcast 453 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,760 anything. The Undertake, who's going to call it, Warnie. 454 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,640 The Undertake, yeah. Yeah. Not if he's a bothered when you lose, but you both glow up when you 455 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,640 win. 456 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:30,720 Yeah, yeah. So yeah, just look out for that in your re-box, James. I'll set us up a new 457 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:38,480 podcast then, mate. The Undertake, look out for it in 2026. So yeah, Kirsty, long time 458 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:46,120 since we've heard from her. So hi guys, hope you're all well. I'm still single and trying 459 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:52,280 to mingle. I've noticed this man here and there, got onto basic clothes and that. I 460 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:58,320 think I kind of like him. So I was just wondering what subtle behaviour makes a person more 461 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:03,200 attractive or is there something I can do so he makes a move? 462 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:08,880 I don't know. What's your take on this, mate? 463 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:14,720 Well, I think you just got to be fucking obvious, though. Just be blunt about it because men 464 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:24,040 can easily be confused with thinking that they're being flirted with and that. So compliments, 465 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:32,200 ask him, like, what's he up to this weekend? And that's a try and give hints. And then 466 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:38,040 when he's like, oh, what about you? Oh, nothing. I want to do something, but I've got no plans. 467 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:46,080 Make it obvious you've got no plans, but you'd want to do something. And just don't wait 468 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,280 for him to make the move. 469 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280 Yeah, just make it clear. 470 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,200 If you know, just ask, start a proper conversation and then just look, you know, try and find 471 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,920 out if he's got a partner. If he's straight. 472 00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,920 Well, I assume that he has enough. 473 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,920 Into women. Well, you never know. 474 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:07,160 That's why I said it, because, you know, you might not be on the right spectrum for him. 475 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:15,160 But yeah, it's like just you make the move, essentially. There's nothing wrong with it. 476 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,760 You know, he'll most likely find it quite flattering and be more likely to say yes if 477 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:25,400 you make a little move as well. So, I wrote Jeff, I like the way your bum looks in those 478 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:30,520 jeans. Do you fancy going out to the cinemas or by tweet on the weekend? Just saying. 479 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:38,160 I've got a question. Do you reckon the youth today or the youngers choose the cinema as 480 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:43,280 a day or is it somewhere different? Because back in like years ago, it was the cinema, 481 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,280 wasn't it? 482 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,320 Back in the day, yeah. It was just an easy one. 483 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,320 When you was caught in. 484 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,320 Yeah, during the war. 485 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,320 I don't know if that's the thing anymore. 486 00:45:52,320 --> 00:46:01,120 I'd like to think so, because it was just an easy one. And he just thought, yeah, we'll 487 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:07,800 have a KFC or something, go watch a movie and then, you know, whether you do something 488 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:13,280 afterwards, you just see any. Because Star City was an easy one for us, really. So, we 489 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:17,520 were going to Star City, it's got a little complex cinema there, there's bowling, drinks 490 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,520 and all that. 491 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:23,440 Yeah, there's a bit of everything there, wasn't there? Food, as you said, bowling at the archives, 492 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,800 cinema, mini golf. I think they even had Lizaquest at one point. 493 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:32,920 There was, yeah. And there used to be that trampoline thing in the middle as well, weren't 494 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:37,320 there? Never went on that. And then occasionally there'd be a little fair right in the front 495 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,320 as well, wouldn't there? 496 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,320 That's it. 497 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:45,040 So yeah, that was just an easy one that was. Go for food, cinema, drinks and all that. 498 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:51,880 No, so I was just wondering if that's what people do now for first day to Donner. But 499 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:56,200 yeah, I think Jadis Rogers make your intentions clear. Just shoot your shot. 500 00:46:56,200 --> 00:47:04,200 Yeah, show a little bit of cleavage. Well, you've got to get into the sentient, right? 501 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:10,680 No one's looking when there's tits out. So yeah, just make the movie sell. Say, come 502 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:15,560 on, mate, what's going on? Do you want to have a go? And yeah, hopefully it works out 503 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:22,120 a role for your cast. Let us know. Yeah, keep us updated on that. 504 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:27,960 Miles, this was one that I didn't read out last week, definitely. So he's ordered some 505 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:34,480 of the games that we'd recommended. So if you have started playing them, let us know 506 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:43,640 what you think of them. And his question was, is there a smell that you will never forget? 507 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:51,160 So when I did read this, there was one that pops into mind for you that I thought of, 508 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:58,280 and that was story that we've bought before on the podcast when we'd been out in Worcester 509 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:03,720 on a heavy search. And then the morning after you started to smell something and it turned 510 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:07,880 out because I was having a dump. Yeah. And I would say that's probably the worst 511 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:13,880 smell I've ever smelled. But to put into context, you know, we have spoken well before, as Jadis 512 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:21,600 said, but we're in McDonald's after an hour. You just want food. I think we didn't even 513 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:27,080 sleep. We just stayed awake by the van. Because we used to just drive straight back. We just 514 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:31,440 stayed awake for a few hours. Anyway, I'm in the queue. You know when you eat a sly 515 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:37,480 headache, you're hungry, you're winding queue and they're taking so long to get you to just 516 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:44,400 do the orders and then sniffing. And then one of the other lads comes up to me and goes, 517 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:50,320 what the fuck is that? And I went, mate, that's Jadis and it's all that. But that's probably 518 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:56,600 the worst thing I've ever smelled. Yeah, quite easy actually. 519 00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:10,240 All these smells that I'll remember or can think of. I don't know really. I'll tell you 520 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:20,560 what, there was one, it was a job when I was on the couch where he was. So as soon as you 521 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:29,520 open the door, the smell just hit you in the face. There were the lazy bastards. There 522 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:35,160 was cups all over the place with little bits of tea that had started to grow mold and that. 523 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,200 I don't understand how people can get to that lifestyle in the head and just not thinking 524 00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,320 about this cup. I'm going to put water in it and wash it off. 525 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,720 The whole house was a mess though. There was even the work tops in the kitchen. It was 526 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:52,200 just caked in grease. But I don't know how you can let it get that greasy, especially 527 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:57,760 when you're still using it. But yeah, it was disgusting. Because that was on the Tollman 528 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:04,560 road. And so that's a busy road with a lot of traffic. We kept going outside for fresh 529 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:09,160 air. That's how bad it was. And obviously it's a polluting road because of all the cars 530 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,840 and all that. So yeah, that's one that it literally did. As soon as you open the door, 531 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:19,160 it just hit you in the head, man. Horrible. So yeah, just a minging house. 532 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:29,160 I have a smile when I was younger. And I don't know why this smile bothered me so much. I 533 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:33,480 remember one time growing up to bed, whatever time it was, and then dad used to have his 534 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,840 dinner when we used to go to bed because you see, you get a cheeky, my thongs and it on 535 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:42,200 the snort. So you could smile, the nice smile. And one time mom was cooking his pizza and 536 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:47,640 I don't know what it was and the toppings. You know, when it smells that bad, you start 537 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:53,480 feeling sick. I couldn't eat pizza for years. I don't know what kind of pizza it was. It 538 00:50:53,480 --> 00:51:00,680 just smelled like crap. I can't, like watery, if that makes sense. But that one always sticks 539 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,360 to my mind as well. Because you can tell my smelly stuff. 540 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,160 Yeah, it's got a lot of taste. 541 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:16,120 Yeah, but thank you for your email. Yeah. I should have read this WhatsApp out earlier 542 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:23,840 on the Real Talking Hotline 07 470 488 096. You know what? You've done well to remember 543 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:29,480 that. Like honestly, just off the bat first time. Honestly, it's never edited. But to 544 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:36,360 be fair, I've always, phone numbers, postcodes, I've seen to remember postcodes easily as 545 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:47,880 well. So when the first house that I was living in as a child, 0121243 8743. And you think 546 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:56,440 we haven't had that house number since. When did we start second school? 547 00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:04,000 We started second 2000, the year 2000. Was it 2001? Oh, it's 2000 or 2001. 548 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000 Around 2000. So, you know, about 24 years we haven't had this landline number. I can 549 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:14,720 still remember it. It's like postcodes, fucking the amount of jobs that I've been on. And 550 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:20,200 there's just random ones that just stick in my head. But even if I had Chris's, the house 551 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:25,240 that he was first living in Buster, I still remember that postcode. And it's like, I shouldn't 552 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:29,920 do it. You know, but then there's like, you'll ask me someone's birthday. I'm like, I don't 553 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,920 know. 554 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:36,680 Well, it is a good thing because obviously like you do it every time and I might for 555 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,320 one time, it never does it. 556 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:45,880 Right. Yeah. So should have read this hotline message earlier. So this was from Lee. What 557 00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:53,000 a game. Can't wait to see what banter James has got. So he had no banter. He wasn't asked. 558 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:59,200 He wasn't bothered. He just gave you before, but he's not bothered now. He's got the premier 559 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:04,120 league now. Yeah. Yeah. The premier league. It's all in there. There and you know, Klopp's 560 00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:16,680 got in his pocket log. So the message off of Laura, do we have any life hack skills? 561 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:30,880 No, I don't know about log log, life hack skills. Um, well, I think, I think we've said 562 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,960 something similar before, but in general, it's just like, if you keep yourself tidy, 563 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:41,960 keep your teeth brushed, make sure you're not smelling the bio and stuff. But yeah, 564 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:48,680 I mean, yeah, no, sorry, Joe. I know we, cause we was on about that before, but in life hacks, 565 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:55,720 it always finds something when you find something that is meant to be used a different way. 566 00:53:55,720 --> 00:54:02,600 Yeah. Um, when you go to McDonald's, those little, uh, the little sauce parts, the little 567 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:08,120 open them up. You get, uh, well, you know, three times as much sauce. That's a little 568 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:16,120 hack for you. Um, uh, I don't know really because I just, I suppose, cause you've done 569 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:22,680 it regularly. It doesn't become a life hack. You forgot why you do it. That would make 570 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,560 it different, so to speak. Yeah. Um, I mean, I learned something new the other day, which 571 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:35,560 wasn't a hack, but, um, so we more dog Malamute, uh, so, you know, they look like a wolf, but 572 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:41,080 they've got big pointy ears. So as I was just chatting to this lad with you, my dad, I'll, 573 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,400 uh, just said about in general, that all the other dogs, aggressive little dogs trying 574 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:50,440 to attack all the time and that, which that's just standard. Um, but apparently it's because 575 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:55,560 the ears are always like pointy, they're not like a floppy ear that sags down or anything. 576 00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:01,480 Uh, the other dogs see that block as if they're in attack mode. They're about to go for them. 577 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,720 Um, so even though he does general signs of the bowing down and the fight with the towel 578 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,960 wagons, all that, because the ears are off, that's why they're thinking, ah, shit, I've 579 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,400 got to, I've got to give it a big one because he's going to fucking attack me or something. 580 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:18,360 So that's a dog hack, honey. So it's a dog hack. Yeah. Um, no, let me just Google this 581 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,600 actually, because I'll be, there's these things that we'd like, you can just do that. That's 582 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,600 all a fact. So let's have a, they won't Google. I think this should be something then that 583 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:32,920 that we try and find life hacks that we call next week then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right now. 584 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,000 I'm down for that. Yeah. I've got a whole week off now. I'm about to go on a holiday, 585 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,920 which any couple of minutes now, uh, we are going to wrap this up. Um, so Laura hold fire on that 586 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,720 one. We'll, we'll be back. We'll have a little look on that one. Yeah. Um, and as long as I 587 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:54,600 remember, I'll have some more facts at least anyway. Uh, we've got nothing new from, uh, 588 00:55:54,600 --> 00:56:00,760 Steve or anyone yet. Uh, everyone's waiting. Yeah. We're waiting to find out what's going on with 589 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:08,280 Buckley and the Hooters girl. Um, so hopefully we'll get some messages back about that. Uh, 590 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:16,200 last but not least, we'll read out calls, WhatsApp on the hotline. Um, have you guys ever walked into 591 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:27,880 a room and had a no turn 180 and leave moments? Ooh. So for me, the one time that I've definitely 592 00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:34,120 did well, that's definitely coming to mind. Um, so obviously we've had Kiefer always out drinking. 593 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:41,960 Uh, there's the, uh, well one put down a row from where I used to leave the first place with Kiefer 594 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:47,240 anyway. So it's not a good pop. I don't, I don't even think it's a pub anymore now. I think it's 595 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:56,200 a Indian restaurants, um, by Alicia's mom's. Yeah. But yeah, uh, we was, it was a pub that we'd always 596 00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:02,600 walk past to go to the Raven and it was just the one time we saw, Oh yeah, let's go in and have a 597 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:08,680 pint in here then. And as soon as we walked in, everyone just turned around and you could see, 598 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:16,120 this is not a pub that we want to have a drink in. So we literally did walk in. I think Kiefer went 599 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,600 and had a quick piss and then we was off. Yeah, let's go. You know what you saying that that 600 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:31,080 happened to me or, um, big buff in what's the Irish bar called, mate? Um, the one on the Roy, 601 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:35,640 um, the one that we used to go to. Yeah. Do you know what I'm going to come over the name of the 602 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:40,840 bike? No, the Dublin was on the left and it was the one on your right. It was like that right dive. 603 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:49,240 Anyway, so we've walked in there and there's about 20 men in there and I mean, all got points. Some 604 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:55,240 of them even got empty point bottles, open the door. The one that was like, we're closed. 605 00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:01,720 Like, they're not, they're not closed. There's 20 men in there with points, which is like, yep, 606 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:10,920 just turned out. So that, that area, that was, um, a lot of, like where Peaky Blinders was 607 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:19,560 like orientated around and that. Um, so yeah, proper old pubs. Um, yeah, I mean, I almost had 608 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,640 it there because the man we used to go to, he was in like a pub during the day and then it would be 609 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:32,280 the nightclub on the know. It's obvious. Like, yeah. The carry man, the carry man, the carry man. 610 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:41,640 Yeah. The best thing I ever seen in there is one of my old mates. Uh, like he used to love in there. 611 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:49,480 He had his colors up on his Polo, firm to DJ. Yeah. Gets his key out, puts in a load of cocaine 612 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:56,040 and sniffs the cocaine off his key. Fuck me. I saw more drugs in there than I think any, 613 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:59,960 like anywhere else in my life. You go to the toilet and the geezer just like trying to sell you, 614 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:03,160 like he's, you know, like they have to shave, man. Yeah. Yeah. And one of them in there selling 615 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:09,560 drugs in there. Yeah. So that's why when there was like, we're closed, I was just like, yep. 616 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,960 The carry man. We've had some good nights in that pub though. I know it was never really your 617 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:20,360 corner. Yeah. Hmm. You've had some good nights, mate. I've had a lot of good nights. I've had a 618 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:27,800 lot of shit nights in there. The good old days. I'll tell you what I did see now one time though. 619 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:34,520 I went in there with two of the lads and there was like two old older couples, just probably 620 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:38,680 about our age now. And it's back in the day when you start like taking camera with you, 621 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,840 you know, and just show you pictures on the camera. Yeah. You can take them on your phone. 622 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:47,720 And there was two of them showing you over to like from a swingers party thing, like that they went 623 00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:56,040 to. Yeah. So how much, hopefully as well, like, all right. Well, yeah, they were probably trying 624 00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:01,640 to say this is the place where you could have as well. Yeah. This is us. This was her on the swing. 625 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:10,280 This was me getting pegged. You're going to try it one night. Yeah. God, that'll be your Easter 626 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:19,240 weekend. Treat that well. Yeah. Find the Easter egg. So yeah, we'll leave it at that this week. 627 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:28,760 Now I'm going on holiday. She's going for a five K and yeah, hopefully. Well, I'll get some life 628 01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:35,960 hacks off next. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do the law facts. Um, James will have an easy, uh, well, 629 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:42,680 yeah, he'll have an easy two weeks because, uh, it will be next weekend. I don't know who live 630 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:47,560 before the plane, but it'll, uh, it'll be nice and easy for him anyway. He's not bothered. No, 631 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:54,120 he's not asked, not asked. Um, but you know, he's going to keep it real anyway. Um, real tears. 632 01:00:54,120 --> 01:01:01,480 Yeah. Hopefully we find out more with booklet. That'd be great. Yeah. Uh, Ryan, try and get him 633 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:06,440 out over the, uh, the side of the eyes and, um, get his bonnet wet. 634 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:29,320 Terrificness. We'll see you next week. Peace. Bye.