Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast, your hosts Ash
and JD. So I suppose some people out there are going to think that I'm going to have
to be a little bit of a humble pie because I was not really looking forward to the fog,
AJ and Francis fight. And to be fair, I don't think I do need to apologise for anything.
It was a bit of a dead fight. I had to wait until the next day to watch it because of
going out and not being able to get back early enough. But I'm glad I didn't stay up. So
I got back before the fight actually started. It was a lot later than what I was reading
the ring walk was going to be. So it was like 11 or half 11 old scene, but what was it?
After half 12 by the time I finally got out. And the ring walk was actually longer than
the whole fight, wasn't it? It was absolutely ridiculous. So did you end up watching it
all yourself? I did watch it. And were you satisfied? No, I was watching the under cards
and then I fell asleep and then I woke up just as he knocked him out. And I saw the
whole, like someone recorded the whole fight on TikTok and I watched literally went on
there and watched it like maybe five minutes after it happened. And yeah, because I did
watch it on the card, majority of it. I was like, I can't be asked to stay up now. Because
you said it seemed later than I thought it was going to be the walk out and everything.
Yeah. Cause while I was out, I was looking through, look, just to try and keep up to
date. Cause I didn't want to get back before the fight. So I was trying to keep updated
on the under cards and everything. And it just seemed like there was an extra couple
fights added on or something as well. But I don't remember seeing that many, not fights,
names and everything before the whole of the event really. So yeah, considering it was
on the card literally at half 11. I was glad I didn't start awake. But yeah, it was short
and sweet so to say. Cause I'd done the editing, which all you know from listening last week
anyway, we'd recorded before it and I'd called with the name of the talk, I'd called you
because I just sat there and thought, I probably am wrong. He's probably just going to smoke
a menner and yeah. So on Audi, I think that's what we've got as many downloads and listens
last week, but you know, quite a long episode, but yeah, it was just underwhelming. I thought
Francis just wasn't up to the scratch and yeah, AJ's punches were a bit too hard really,
weren't they?
Yeah. And also it might have taught some fury look a bit. Do you know what I mean? It's
going from everyone thinking that it would knock AJ out to possibly everyone thinking
that AJ would fucking do him now.
Yeah. Cause did you see, there's been plenty of pictures of the Tyson Fury's face after
the knockout punch and he did look a bit deflated himself didn't he?
He did, didn't he?
I'll get back onto it again in a minute. Where's his other brother or cousin of his popped
up from as well?
I know one of them boxes.
I mean, tell me if you're reading looking shape when I saw him for the press conference
and anyway, he just, he's just got a weird build in it. No, when he's, he's not trim.
When he's not caught. Yeah. He just looks odd. But yeah, it just, I don't know his other
family member that just come out and I saw whole lots of these faults and it's like he's
literally been trained by Tyson because he was doing the same little bobbing and head
movements and not that they are lazy punches from Tyson, but they just look a bit effortless
to loose wrist and that isn't it. And so he just literally copied his whole style, which
I thought was a bit, a bit strange really. Cause you need to be, you need to be unique
if you want it to be a big name. So just copying your own family to be strange. At least Tommy's
got more of his own faulting style. Not that it's any good, but yeah, back to AJ anyway,
though. Well, I just thought it was just a bit too quick. He was, he was too good for
Francis in that he's what I'm getting at really. So yeah, it's.
Cause everyone was shocked because he's never been knocked down before. Yeah. And he knocked
him down in the first round. It was within like 30 seconds wasn't it? It was one of the
first major hits really. And then obviously he's knocked him out in the second. So yeah,
cause he's obviously he's never been knocked down before. So yeah. But it didn't take long
for all the conspiracies to start popping out then. Have you seen any of them? No, I
don't think I want to. So as I'd alluded to last week where I'd seen leaked scripts for
fights and it was going to be a draw and 10th round and this and that. The new one for how
it was fixed, which is quite, quite substantial evidence out there really to be fair, because
there's angles of the knockout punch and it doesn't hit him. And it doesn't hit him by
quite a bit. So it's almost like, you know, anime style or Jet Li looking with just the
force of the air power. Well, the one video in particular, it shows a good few different
angles and there's a, you know, probably about an inch worth of a gap. And because it, obviously
we see with the VAR for the football, everything looks a lot worse in slow motion. So you can
see Francis, it's almost like he knows his punches coming about five punches before,
because he's sort of like half crouching, ready for it. And then he goes to make a head
movement ready to fall, like three punches before and then thinks, oh crap, no, it's
not this one. And then the next punch comes and as I say, there's about an inch worth
of a gap from the way that these angles are showing it. And yeah, he just goes to the
floor. I don't like how nothing in boxing is, there's always a conspiracy to it. Like,
you know, that's what I don't like about boxing. There's always something. I'm hoping that
it is just because of these couple of angles that it doesn't show. Because again, with
the slow mo, if it's not a proper slow motion camera, you're missing frames. So it could
just be in that split second where it has actually caught him and then he's gone down.
So yeah, these TikTok conspiracy people, they're loving it, they're all over it. And then they're
already popping out. Now, I should have done a bit of research for this. So I've been seeing
rules for the Jake Paul and Mod Tyson fights. So apparently, Jake is allowed to wear headgear.
No, I know where you're going with this. And I've seen him denied that he's not wearing
headgear. I'm glad that's the case. Yeah. Did you see that apparently it was a tag team
one as well? No, no, it could tag Logan in the durations that it could both be faulted
in the same time, apparently. That the main one that I do believe though, is the drug
test one, because we've seen it a few times with the Paul brothers, where they're not
getting the drug test done on themselves, but they are restricted to their opponents.
So yeah, allegedly, Jake's not going to have a drug test leading up to the fight. So they're
all saying he's going to be on form and enhancing drugs and everything. But if you've seen these
sparring videos and the training videos of Moic, I don't think it's going to make a difference.
I think Jake can juice up as much as he wants. For his age, 57, 58, whatever he is, it's
incredible. And it's just, even just the sparring, it's scary to watch. And you think he's trying
to, the one that's in the pads and that, even though you've got them pads on, you've still
got to have a big set of bollocks to get in that ring with him, haven't you? And the trust
when he's, because he'll do the combos, body, body, hand, hand, and bring to trust that
he's not going to hit him in the face, which I've seen a couple of them, he has still caught
him because you got to have that fucking, just that switch in your head. Look, Oh no,
I'm not going for the kill with this one. I've got to put it back, haven't I? So yeah,
I think it's, if it doesn't go to Tyson, then it's rigged. It will be too much money is
being paid to him that he doesn't care about his own personal career. So yeah, hopefully
none of those stupid rules are real. No, I don't think there would be, it'd just be
pathetic otherwise, just to think that you could take someone to two on one, and he's
older. Yeah. I think there was weight restrictions with one of them as well, that Mike's got
to be under a certain weight where Jake doesn't have to be, I don't know what the weight was,
but you know, I mean, if Mike still classes heavy weight, then it's not going to matter
how heavy Jake is to be fair. Yeah. I just think it's long overdue that he's at the proper
base and that he needs to, I just hope that it's normal fighting rules, no exhibition
stuff that they have to keep it a bit soft. You know, because we saw it with Logan and
Mayweather, you know, Mayweather just, he just toyed around, didn't he? He was just as far
in session four and where Logan did try to go for it a few times. So hopefully it's just,
that's one fight that I would happily see a first round knockout, just quick one, two,
and then Jake's on the floor crying. You know, but you know, fair play to him. At the end
of the day, he's come from buying with his brother and that and he's earning millions
and millions just to rig all these boxing fights and still make shit YouTube videos
any so fair play. You know, jealousy is a bit of a bitter thing sometimes and yeah,
he's getting away a bit might as well though. Well, we'll find out if he can still get away
with it. Yeah. So I think it's June or July is that voice WrestleMania's next month. So
yeah, I've not seen much more about any of the WrestleMania. But then again, I've not
done much time on Tiktok this week. Yeah, you know, we don't always have enough time
to do full prep for these episodes. I always find it better when we're done. And also we
seen on Tiktok might be getting banned in America. I've only heard about this earlier
actually. So we got past in Senate, I believe I don't know how he works there in terms of
so basically now they had a vote on it. I'm sure he got voted like the yeas and the nays
whatever it is. And obviously, yeah, there's a chance that he could could get banned in
America. I don't know how they're gonna do that. Not that I'm over there often. But in
China and Japan, even though they've got it, it's all educational videos and you know,
tutorials on math lessons or whatever. We're obviously with ads, it's just all bollocks.
It's all bullshit. People with the stupid dances and how to videos of not important
love skills, just stupid stuff. What are the worst tiktok videos like not like, like one
individual ones, but one one, what ones make you fucking like just cringe? Can I give you
my ones? Yeah, they get dressed with me ones. I've not seen cosplay where they'll show the
stage of love the different cosplay costumes, which I've been a boy, they popped up on my
feet for a little while to be fair. But so get dressed with me is that where they're
literally pointing at a whole like, yeah, so like the man would stand there and have
like one of the microphone things that we've got here. And he'd be like, so I'm meeting
some friends down the pub, and it's kind of like a smart casual vibe. And so like, so
if you're going to Hollywood, exactly. That's how every corner goes like that. And like,
so I get these trousers like and it's just like, they're just like baggy, like just shit
clothes and so much time. Oh, I got my AMX 97. Just like, fuck it. And it just looks
terrible in the keys like on the like the jorts, like hanging down there. I hate them.
I got a feeling we're going to offend a few listeners because I can see some people wearing
jorts with a fucking key hold about dressing like one of these fucking rats to be fair,
which if you do, you know, as long as you're happy, that's the main thing. Just don't show
us any videos. I just hate them. But my obsession is on TikTok, watching people get their hair
cut. So I used to do that on Instagram when I was on Instagram. I mean, I'm still on it.
I'll just I don't sit there flicking through or anything. So yeah, haircut videos, they're
good to watch. Because when they're having the beer trims and all that as well. I did
see one the other day on TikTok though, where it was a it was just a geezer, you know, when
they have the wax pulled and they normally do like, you know, a bit on the nose or pull
the hairy ears off and that. But this geezer has had his whole head done. And you think
it's bad enough when you just get in like your ears or your nostrils done like to do
the whole head. And, you know, the wax has gone solid at this point as well. So it's
just they'll pull a little bit and it's snapping and snapping. I don't know why you'd want
to go through all that effort. You know, it's just ridiculous. But the ones that I always
I don't I don't hate them. But I just think why would you why would you do it? And I suppose
there's a little bit of special needs involved with some of these people. It's normally it's
like an older person. And you can see the there are a little bit TikToks in the red
and they're trying to do like a tutorial on how to do karate moves or something. Or they've
got the nunchucks and they're flicking it around, you know, occasionally hurt themselves, but
not hide it as well. And you think, however, the number of views that you see on them as
well and likes and whatever. How are people? Well, it must be because people just laugh
and that. Well, we've done one you can see essentially the block talk comments. So you
they know they get hate from me, but they're still doing it. Because there's one she's
a larger lady. But just by the strange proportion, it looks like, you know, the original Charlie
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Yeah. So, you know, the girl, I don't know what
her name is now, but she cheats the blue. Yeah. And so she's in the big blue costume.
Then it's like little arms and legs sticking out. So that's what it looks like. It's just
this larger lady with little arms and legs essentially, because just skinny arms, legs
strange. Well, yeah. And so she does all the dancing. Well, you know, she's she she has
got the moves, you know, she's body popping and everything. But yeah, it's just the same
bland facial expression while popping around doing the dancing. So I mean, yeah, fair play.
I mean, people listen to us for starters. So, you know, there's each their own audience.
Yeah. But yeah, you got to have some either balls or not be the full ticket, be a bit
of a space cadet to release some of that content. Because you just it might embarrassing, though,
well, yeah, you know, I could I know. No, I know the dance in the street is I had. Oh,
sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I know. Then MPC. Yeah. Hi, bro. Look, I'm going to club tonight.
That gives me new. How does he stand there on the corner? Just with the tripod set off
and people are walking past and it's the read up the whatever the comment is, it'll be like
a fucking I don't know. They'll put like a dollar sign on something. He's like, Kachin,
Kachin. Yeah. It's just but there's loads of them to do it. It's not. It cracks me up.
They're going to start popping up on me. Tick tock again. I know you've mentioned that.
Yeah. I look, I watch. But I'm just like, who's watching this? Like an enjoying it?
Who's sending that? Like, I'm watching you like pissed off. Yeah. People are watching
you sending gifts in. I mean, and they're getting some. Yeah, a lot of money. It's crazy.
You're broken groups. No, I don't. I don't get how that is entertaining to people. And
who started off first? Want to think on arms and stand there and just do this. Oh, I don't
know, because he just looks made of Sims characters. And, you know, not that I applied it for a
long, long time. I think I only had the first one or the second one, whatever it was a long
time ago. Anyway, is what I'm getting at. And when you just say that the random ones
just in the corner, just still trying to walk through a wall in the car. That's all it reminds
me of is just something stupid where you'd say important to the swimming pool or something.
And then I know you built your house. Yeah, yeah. It's just the need to walk in front
of that bus that's got a fast beyond and really. I have been seen ones where it's the doing
the roulette machines and stuff. So they're sitting there and they're live streaming what
gambling they're doing. So I understand them ones for the logs of people that have got
the gambling addictions slot machines, whatever, where you're watching someone else do it to
try and feed your addiction. I get that. But I don't know what you're feeding. Just watching
these people do that kind of thing. It's just. I don't know. But then again, it's a way too
old for that kind of thing. Is it because we don't understand? You know, like when on
the earlier episodes, fucking that fucking woman that showed me a video of a South deep
bro and a fucking dildo. Is it because we're too old? We just passed it to understand the
benefits and the joys of these things. I mean, you know, we'll understand the benefit and
joy of a blowjob. But showing, well, I'll say all obviously men do it. Or if you used
to be a man or if you about to be a man, if you've got a cock, enjoy it. I miss them days
of blowjobs, not having a cock. Not being a man. Yeah. I think we are too old to understand
a lot of these stuff really. Maybe that for that one. Like I get some of the stuff, but
I just, you know, like there's some people that are just like, what's that one's name?
And I, Alphaba. Oh my God. It's a man trans into being a woman. And she's just, he's just
a tram. Yeah. Real big nose and that. Yeah. And he sometimes eats food and just. So I
only ever see ones where it's thought where the raging about something. But the last one
I saw, I think it was anyway, that just been refused universal credit or something. So
DWP or something. Yeah. So it's just raging and like crying, like forced tears and that.
But then I did see one where it was, it was like a zoom meeting or something. And then
this, this lad's showing the text messages and then they're like, Oh yeah, I know that
was such a such a blah, blah. And the last one, no, that was you messaging me. And then
I've told you, no, basically. So yeah, it's, I don't know. It just, it just begs you my
love. When I just begs you for gifts. Yeah. Fucking that's the thing. I can't stand on
tick tock people that beg it as well for gifts. Yeah. But I know there was that, um, I think
he claims to be law. I don't know. The UK's highest man or something. And he's got a lot
of dead hair where it's like combed over to fuck and he'd always be in his kitchen and
he'd be doing the same. Just begging for it. But then he UK billionaire or something. Yeah.
Well, he'd have videos of himself ringing up the doll office to get another payday loan
or whatever. So I don't know. Fucking. But again, if you're making £200 a day off, just
fucking standing there in front of your phone and people sending them then fair play. Hopefully
some of you start doing that for us. You know, um, but I can understand you need 800 followers
to start going live on tick tock. Yeah. So you need, I'm sure it's 800 followers. You
need to be able to go live. You can go live now. You can just make an account and go,
you need a lot. So many following. What videos were these people doing now? The ones that
just started 24 seven for them to get these following. Or is it just maths fucking adding?
Because I know that people must add to get out like an ad back so you can go live. Yeah.
I suppose if you sit in there for two days, just adding, like following every five thousand
people. Yeah. And then getting 10% of them following your back. Cause I know that used
to be a thing with Twitter. If someone followed you, it was courteous to follow them back.
So I don't know. Maybe that's a bit of a tick tock etiquette. Um, I don't know. Uh, yeah,
I don't know. I see some stuff on there. A rage watching it. Yeah. A lot of these raging
to use them though, isn't it? So I'll try not to spend too much time on it to be fair.
Um, which I'll get onto it. Now, what it isn't, where it's, uh, one of the, uh, the WhatsApp
messages on, uh, the real talk and hotline 07 470 4 double 8 0 9 6 send this in your
messages. Um, I'll, I can't figure the name of being lazy. Uh, basically asked how much
prep work goes into the podcast. And the answer is none. Um, we did use to do, we used to
like prep, like really go into what we wanted and get some information, but like it just
didn't suit our style as good. I feel like when we just flow, yeah, I have more of a
natural conversation. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a call, um, how much prep work goes in for
your content. And, uh, yeah, I mean, I'll do try and still think of topics to bring
up, you know, we don't have to, uh, just look at what fights are going on or what was going
on and just try and talk about that. So yeah, try and have a bit of a gist if something
can, may just happen during a week. Um, Oh, which does remind me of something that I was
going to talk about. Uh, yeah, then we'll try and talk about something that's relevant.
Um, it was nice just turn off, have a chat and, um, record it and let people listen to
it really more organic way. Yeah. Um, so we will get onto the correspondence in a little
while. Uh, but since I just, um, said about things happening this week, Royal family,
what's going on? Can't middle term. Is she, is she dead? I was saying this thing, is she
missing or something? Yeah. So it's a photo shop. One of the pictures look photo shop
or something. What it is for a shop allegedly. Um, so I'm guessing the lovely listeners
would know more than us. Uh, I've only seen little bits and parts, more of the conspiracy
videos really. Um, so it was a picture that was posted by, uh, William himself, uh, for
that he apparently took on mother's day. Um, cause she hasn't been seen since November
or something, I think. Um, and then there was reports that she'd been in hospital for
an operation, something regarding stomach issues. And then it was like the day after
that was when, uh, the King was in hospital with his diagnosis of cancer, uh, which I've
heard nothing new about any of that recently. Um, so then, yeah, when these pictures come
out, uh, within hours, the main stream media were saying we were taking this down because
they've done whatever tests cross filter this and that, and they've proved that it's photoshopped.
I've even seen one where they've managed to essentially Photoshop it again to show that
it was a person in a green costume, a morph suit sitting in the middle. Um, well essentially
the crouching and then the Photoshop case over the top of it. So they've taken crops
of previous pictures and pasted it all together. Um, well, why would they do that? So I'm saying
what's the look, what's the reasoning? What's what's this? Like, are they saying that she's
dead? So the, so then what would they just not answer? She's not bad. So we've paraphrased
a little bit of the official statement from Prince William was, uh, basically saying,
um, he's, he tweaks with technology a little bit himself and just a little touch in here
and there of a photo just to improve the image slowly is what he's done. Um, but yeah, the
unofficial lines along, along that, uh, well one, she's dead. Uh, there's another one saying
that she's lost the plot basically. So she's just insane or a mental breakdown. So she's
not making any public appearances and she's locked in a little white room somewhere. And
so now they're just trying to pick up appearances. Uh, the main one that I've seen floating
around, um, obviously this goes back to the prep work that I probably should have done
for this part at least anyway. So one of the overall family members, their husband, uh,
was apparently having an affair with Kate. Um, Kate fell pregnant. So that was the operation
for the stomach issues. And then, cause he was recently found dead, which was apparently
suicide or, uh, unofficial reports were that it was a head, uh, so a trauma traumatized
head wound. So basically a big fucking object whacked on the heads and that's what killed
him where apparently hung himself or something. I don't know. Um, so yeah, it's floating around
that she was having an affair and then she's wanted at the wedding, at the marriage for
a while now. Um, but she doesn't want to get in a car and drive through a tunnel in Paris
or anything because we know how that ended. Um, that was Lauda Diana that got killed by
the way, for anyone that doesn't know a little bit of raw family history. Um, but yeah, out
and John's ready. We have a song waiting to go for it. Anyway. Um, I don't know what that
one's going to be called. Oh yeah. But like, it is funny how like people can, you know,
just make some kind of nothing. If it is nothing, she might just be ill. Well, yeah, she might
just be ill or, um, well, cause I'll say, you know, all the prep work out. Um, I know
because normally the raw family to go out to do public appearances, they'll open up
a Tesco or fucking whatever. Um, so she hasn't done any of that since like November or whatever
anyway. Uh, and I don't know what the official line is. Why they haven't done anything. Um,
it's quite, quite strange really. Um, cause again, with the picture as well, there's,
there's all little, uh, I don't know if you class them as Easter eggs and that, but it's
like her legs are crossed. The one kid's got his fingers crossed, bent on the table. Uh,
another one, I don't know, more cross fingers. I don't know. Crust always or something as
well. So is that a symbol for something? Right. I don't know. There's, there's that many of
them floating around, but yeah, so we're going to have to see, well, we're not going to have
to say, but we will say hopefully soon enough if, if Kate's safe, you know, save Kate's
from it, we'll start off a new hashtag for Twitter or something. Um, it's just so mental.
Uh, you know, it's been going on for a long time where people don't want the raw family
to do anything anymore. Why are they still a thing? Um, so just thinking easy, the long
unwinding road for them that are just going to gradually fade out. I don't know. Cause
I, I don't know. I can't see happening. Yeah. It won't happen in our long time, but yeah,
there's, there's not a great deal of benefits for the royal family these days. Is that,
I know it still brings in money for the country through tourism. Yeah. Uh, but if no one's
making a public appearance, they're not going to carry on coming over. I mean, who else
is going to open the Tesco? Yeah. Sure. Riley Merz, well, he loves it on her. Um, you know,
Bradley Washington, Steven, uh, Steven Moeller and I do it every day as well. So probably
there. Damn. No, Leroy will be on that. He'd just be there while the cameras are on and
when they're off that's it. Yeah. Going in and get himself a male deal and then go back
to his car. Proper ship male dealers. It'd have ready sort of Chris water. Fucking cucumber
and tuna. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then one last thing that I definitely wanted to speak to
for you about before we get onto the correspondence. So you, you finished your diet. Did you win?
Did you know yourself a fat male and everything afterwards? I did have a fat male. Uh, I just
said, I didn't know. So for a bit of context for anyone that doesn't know, it was a bit
of a competition for the people in the group. Yes. The biggest loser essentially. Yeah.
So, um, the people that was doing it, it was, whoever had the most difference. So we weren't
necessarily the most white that's been dropped. It was who looked better from the first picture
to the last picture. Cause not everyone's trying to lose by some people's trying to
add more. So, you know, just want to look, yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. No, I didn't win some
woman. She lost 22 pounds. I believe. Yeah. 22 pounds. I think he was in eight weeks or
lost 20 pounds in eight weeks. She, she won it. I think I'm not going to lie. But no,
she won it fair. She did win it fair. And she, she was more committed to me. She went
to the gym every day, sometimes twice a day. So sounds like she got too much time on her
hands. So yeah, no, she, she won it. So yeah, he did say it to me cause I saw him, uh, cause
I had a few days after gym after went back to the gym Wednesday and he did say it was
close. It was literally, it was just like, it was close, but I went, it just come down
to her body weight and size cause she's only a small girl to lose that amount. Yeah. You
know, fair play. And then what, go on, talk us through your roast dinner. What was the,
what was the deal? No, I just have an album for so long and I won't eat, I won't eat no
one asks his son died in episodes. My partner's well, I just want to do it. And uh, yeah,
she done me a big scram. I finished it. Was it a full mountain of a plate as well? No,
no, it was big. No, no, she said, I ain't going to do you if you're just going to waste
it. And uh, I didn't waste it, but it was enough that no, I normally have caught a bit
more than that cause it is normally like a mountain, but no, no, but I enjoyed it. That
was it. Yeah. And then you're going to jump back onto it again soon as well. Yeah. I think
two weeks time, it's a 12 week long, but I might ask him if I can just do eight weeks,
12 weeks seems too long of a commitment. It was where I loved to progress in eight weeks.
And so I'm going to see what he says to that. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, fair play. Same
goes out for anyone else. It's doing a diet or any, any of these, uh, different regimes
and that all can go over struggle not having a roast dinner a week, going eight weeks without
one. Um, it's, it's hard, right? Because you know, I have, uh, on a set that I would have
like enough to plan meals. So I could just go out for lunch, but then when I go for lunch,
it'd be like chicken wrap and chips. Yeah. So you're still eating relatively healthy.
Yeah. In the context of where you are. No one goes to the pub and have a salad for lunch.
You go and say, I know it's like going to pub and drinking a non-alcoholic beverage as well.
Yeah. That's just a little reference for me going out last Friday, you know, cause I was driving,
being sensible. So, you know, alcohol free. Yeah. No five and drive. No, no anymore.
No, Tom's a different. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make sure. Yeah. Yeah. Fair play. Um, but yeah.
I'll say, I know I could do if I wanted to do it, but I just think you want me to do too much.
Yeah. Yeah. It is a bit, you have to be, I didn't think I'd do it, but like when you see the pictures,
like it was the first week pictures when, uh, obviously you progress some pictures. I was like,
do you want to send them to me? Do you want me to put them on YouTube?
Uh, people wouldn't even notice the difference to be fair. No, it's not just from watching,
but apart from your hair, um, you know, cause early days on starting the record, you, you had
the, the old naughties haircut, the old curtains, didn't you? Yeah. And you went back. Just couldn't,
just wouldn't hold right. I do wish I could have gone get it up, but my hair's like straw.
So it doesn't be just some people listening that, oh, they're talking about hair again.
Yeah. We talk about wiping our asses again.
Either way. Yeah. It's real. Yeah.
No, but yeah. So 20 pounds, eight weeks, 20. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now,
it was that first picture when you see the progression, it's like, I've done it for one week,
do it again. And it gets to four weeks. I've lost like 10 pounds in whatever it was in four weeks.
You know, but now even this week, when I had some time off the gym, besides the Sunday dinners,
I don't really, I'm really overindulged. I kind of like maintain that level of food intake.
Yeah. Well, I suppose because you've got yourself into that, you know,
so it's going to be easier once you've started off. Cause I have been looking at and seeing a
lot of the videos for the carnivore diet. But again, as much as I know, I'd enjoy doing it.
I enjoy the carbs though. Yeah. I'd want to have a normal pizza because you know, there's recipes
for a carnivore diet. I've been doing it for a while now. I've been doing it for a while now.
And I've been doing it for a carnivore pizza where it's chicken as the base and then putting meat on.
It's weird to watch the videos or it, cause it's literally, you cook some chicken, you blitz it up
in the blender with an egg, I think it is, make a base out of it, then put it in the oven for
like 10 minutes to pre-cook it, then put all your toppings on top. So it's like a pizza,
chicken, pizza base. And then you'll have more meat on top of you with a little bit of cheese.
And so, you know, it looks all right at the end, but just the process. So yeah, I know what
I'd enjoy doing it for, if I want a normal pizza or if I want to have a fat cheese or lasagna
or a roast, you know, with loads of mashed potatoes on the salt, you know, just that's,
that's what I'd struggle with. Yeah, cause I was sending you a lot of pictures of me roasting
us in my Yorkie puddings and that at one point, but then since you've been doing your diet,
I have stopped doing that. So I didn't want to wind you up with that.
The worst thing is when you tell everyone you're on a diet, everyone wants to talk about food.
Like that's the, like, Giz was in my hair when I told him, all we talk about is food,
then like boys come in my hair and I come out fucking starving. But yeah, yeah. But I'm happy
with it. So two weeks start again. So yeah, 20 pounds down. So two 18 to one 88.4. So just,
just, just under one nine. I'm sorry, my, yeah. I would have won that.
I'm saying that because that's my target for the next one or 10 pounds then.
Oh, sorry. Just finishing my little drink there while Ashley went quiet.
You know, Bruce, I didn't know you was going to go because I was trying to finish it.
Right. Now then onto the correspondence. We'll start off with a couple of emails.
The one that I did want to start off with actually. So this is an email from Fai. Thanks for
emailing realtor podcast, gmail.com. The links are always in the description. You know where to find
them. So, oh guys, love the part. Thank you. Thank you. After a bit of voice,
you're laughing, man. This is a serious one. This is, that's why I didn't want to bring it up first.
I've just found out that I'm adopted. My mom does have the means of getting in touch with my real
parents, but I don't know what to do. Heads all over the place. I was told a few days after my 18th,
so went from a high to low instantly. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
So it's a shame, the old Jeremy Cole show is not on anymore because that would be the best thing to
do really, wouldn't it? Get on there, start shouting at your real parents and saying,
why did you put me up for adoption? But with the comedy out of the way. I thought that was,
that's quite a fucking, a brave thing to do as well. Or asking, you know, two strangers essentially
for a bit of advice. Yeah. I think because there's no connotations. Is that the word? You get what
I'm saying? There's no, because there's no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's just an honest,
yes, it's looking honest. Yeah. So essentially it's therapy for free. Do you want to go further
than this? I know what I would say. Well, for me really, it's just, I think you need to just take
a little bit of time to get yourself comfortable with the idea, to understand, you know, it probably
wasn't easy for your parents to have done it, to put you up for adoption. Obviously it all depends
on circumstances, why they've done it. Did Faye say that her parents could have contacted her
anytime? Is that what she says? No, so the parents, so the people that actually brought her up,
they've got the means of contacting. So I'm guessing it's really a lot of adoption agencies. Yes. Yes.
Yes. So they can give the details to be able to reach out to them. So yeah, I think until she
actually speaks to them and gets the information of what happens, it's just a matter of just
coming to terms with it initially first. Obviously she never had any inkling growing up.
I suppose it's hard for the, so I'll say parents because the actual parents that raised her and then
with a real parents, biological parents, so I'll try and keep me phrasing wrong. So the parents
raising her, it's always going to be a hard choice of when's the right time to save the situation,
to come out and have the conversation. So it would have been hard for them as well,
but you've just got to appreciate that you've lived a good life and hopefully it wasn't just
for the right reason that she was pulled up for adoption, so that she could live a better life.
So once you just sort of have a little calm down in a sense, just come to terms with it,
and then just figure out whether you do actually want to get in touch and speak to them.
Not that it's the same situation, but with my wife, her dad was never around.
I remember before we got married, I did say to her, like, do you want to, because she,
again, she's got means, I don't know if it's because she knows his name or anything, but
she could have gotten in touch with her biological dad, because I said do you want him to come to
the wedding, not to walk her down the aisle, because he's never been there throughout her life,
but do you want him there? Because I think she's got siblings from him as well,
that she doesn't know anything about. But yeah, she didn't want her, she didn't care, wasn't bothered.
So yeah, I think that just take a little bit of time just to come to terms with it, really.
Just grab your thoughts.
Yeah. Don't, it's like, there's a little analogy, it's like going food shopping when you're hungry.
It's the worst thing, you don't want to do that. So you don't want to go into a conversation with
your biological parents if you're still emotionally damaged, you know, if your head's not in the
comfortable place to just have a generic conversation. Yeah, I think when I read this email the other day,
it made me think I'm glad, not that I'm glad, sorry, because I'm one of seven, so I'm part of
the big family, and sometimes I thought I wish I was adopted, but then obviously I'm glad that I wasn't.
But then again, the DNA tests had never been done, so more of a
no, there's no going off it, we know that I'm definitely my dad's son and my mum's son.
But yeah, because we've never been through it, it's hard to get ourselves in the same mindset.
But yeah, so what would your little bit of advice be as well?
No, for me, you know, obviously, you just turned 18,
you just turned 18, it's not going nowhere. So grab your thoughts, relax,
and then think, if you can think, are you happy? Yeah. And then think, what would be the benefits
of, you know, of contacting your parents, or your mom? What would be the benefits of that?
And what would be the cons to that? Because obviously,
you know, you could contact your mum, and then your mum might not want nothing to do with you,
that's going to hurt you even more. Just as much as you going to your mum, why do you do that,
man, she could give you like a bullshit reason, and that's going to hurt you more, and withdraw
even more from the situation. So I would say, no, it's not going nowhere, hopefully,
your biological mum and family is still alive, but just relax. But if you're happy in life,
and your adopted parents, you know, you love them, they love you, and you've got a good life going on,
is the right time to introduce this energy into it, obviously 18. So for me,
I would just be wary of the fact of, you know, how that might make you feel, if it's not positive
news, and how that might make your adoptive family feel as well, because there must be a bit of hurt
there. Not hurt, I don't know what the right word is, a bit of, you know, jealousy, a bit of,
she's not going to love us or like us as much, you get what I'm saying here.
I suppose like anxiety really, isn't it? Exactly. They're not knowing, is she, you know,
Yeah, because it's fair, but I've said it would have been scared to give this news originally.
And so, yeah, it's, some, yeah, I think some ships are sailed, you know, and
if you're happy in life, why,
why rock the boat?
Why rock the boat? But obviously, if there's questions that you need for you, and that's
fair enough, there probably is, get them, but on the flip side, you might not get the answers
that you want, and end up more from a negative outlook from it. But, you know, you've just got to
do what's best for you and what you feel best for you overall, I suppose. It is a sensitive one,
isn't it? We don't really do sensitive stuff on AMA, but, you know, I'm trying to,
we're trying to, yeah, we're trying to give like, an honest, you know, how I would, if JD was to
say it to me, how I would say it to him, would be like, just take your time with it and not rush
things and just, kind of clearly, you know, your thought process, just really think, is it worth it?
You know, have you got any siblings that, you know, you know, just adding that extra dimension, you know?
Yeah. It might be a good thing, you never know, it could be. Yeah, it could all work out great.
But it's, it's if, you know, if you're looking for answers and you don't get those answers,
you just know, you're going to have resentment. Yeah, I think it's easy for me to say what I'm
about to say now, because it's my sort of mindset, like it is what it is at the end of the day.
So with my older brother, so it was from my dad playing away, so he's a half brother. So we didn't
grow up together or anything. And then I got to, I think I was like 18, 19, and I was like, right,
I want to get in touch. So I did. We met up a couple of times. And then after that, I still
tried arranging to meet up for a drink or a bite to eat or do whatever. And then the messages just
stopped. He stopped replying to me. And in the way I looked at it afterwards was I wasn't bothered.
I'll give the opportunity for him to be a part of my life and me to be a part of his, nothing ever
materialized. So I wasn't asked. I didn't really gain anything from doing it, but I didn't lose
anything as well. So if you can try and adopt that same mentality in, as you were saying, if you're
happy with your life as it is at the moment, which it seemed like it was, she says 18 and a high,
then you hit, it's like a car crash. And it just bam out of nowhere. Oh, what the fuck's gone on
then? So if you can get yourself back to that point where, all right, yeah, I'm happy with everything
is then. And then, yeah, just, just when you're ready, don't rush it. Cause again, if you try
and rush it, it definitely ain't going to work out right. But when you're ready, even if it takes a
couple of years, just, you know, get round to it and then look, all right, and I'll have the
conversation now. And then if it's not what you want, don't have the high, you don't set expectations
is what you're trying to say. It's going to, it is going to be beneficial. And then if he, if he
turns out great afterwards, it's a bonus. Right. If not, then it is what it is. Yeah. I say it's
easy for me to say that because I've had that mentality for a long time and for everything
creator. Uh, you know, you've made the comments enough times about in general, nothing seems to
affect me and bother me. Cause I like to think that there's always, there's always light at the end
of the tunnel in a sense. Um, yeah, hopefully, hopefully we've helped. Um, yeah, hopefully
it does have what we've said. Yeah. Uh, and then, you know, if you want to, if you do,
well, I'll end up doing it anytime soon and you want to give us updates, I think then feel free.
Um, or if you've got any other more questions, you know, I don't know something you need to
try and ask, get some more neutral advice about it then. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, you obviously already
know the email address. So I don't have to say that again. Thank you for emailing and, uh, good luck.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully it does all go well. Yeah. Um, but now we'll get onto, uh,
probably your favorite person, little James. Um, so yeah, he says, uh, we were robbed. Ref should be
sacked. Uh, with a full team, we will destroy city. United will see this weekend. So, uh, referencing
back to, um, last weekend's the Liverpool man, city game. Uh, I think he's right. The ball were
robbed. Uh, it should have been a penalty right at the end, but it's Michael Oliver and the rest of
the VA our team and that we've said it enough times on the podcast. Don't need to keep badgering on
about it. But all I want to know is when are the referees and all these much officials going to
understand that man, city don't need the extra bit of help from them that if it's a foul, Carl Walker
should have been sent off for two yellows over the course of 90 minutes. Um, you know, they don't
need this extra help from the officials. Let the game be played how it should be. And, uh, yeah,
the four were robbed. Um, and the play great off the team, as he says, uh, no place talking
about from injury. They played well again last night in the, um, the Europa league six one. So
I think that was 11, two overall, something like that on the aggregate. Um, yeah, I think,
I think it's going to be a good game on Sunday though. Uh, half free kickoff that point or should
be completely steaming. So, uh, when all those, I shouldn't be in too much of a mood. Um,
to be fair though, I think I've got a bit of a good feeling about some data. So what do you think?
I think we'll get results on some dates old Trafford, you know, um, it's all going to be down
to 10 hog on Sunday. I think, uh, whether it's the full start and 11 or the reserves, the young
lads at Liverpool, they're all trained in the same way to play the same style of football. So it's
easier for them to just swap and change where, you know, it's, it's, it's players all over the place.
Ten hog hasn't been there long enough to get his system running through the youngest squads and that.
So, you know, obviously cops had that advantage where it is easier for him to do that. But I
think if 10 hog actually puts the team out in the same set up block he did against Man City,
then I think we've got a chance. I think it's all down to whether Hoylund's fit as well.
If one of the Zachary's fit enough to play as well, then that's most of it.
Almost looked after on the, uh, on their right, our left, because Dallow will drop back onto the
left-hand solid. Um, but now I've got a bit of a good feeling. I think Liverpool are running on a
big high at the moment, especially after, you know, uh, the young ones being in Chelsea the
other week in the cup final. So I think it's just due for them to just get stepped back a little bit.
I think Liverpool has got this three and L mate.
Three and L. Yeah. I could see it going all the way to penalties because it's got to be decided
because it's an FA Cup game. I can see it going all the way to penalties, but, uh, one of,
my feeling is it's going to be the same as the City game at first. We'll get a goal
and then it's, it's, it's all down to the second half. It's whether the lads,
like the United team can just stick to the game plan, keep it tight at the back,
which we all like it tight at the back, mate. Um, and then just not concede, you know,
we only want the balls going one way. We don't want to get the balls into our own net. We want
to give the balls into their net. Yes. So, um, yeah, I, I, I would be, I can see it being a one,
no, or if, if Liverpool score, it'll go to penalties. I think, you know, before we,
you're getting some grief now and he can bring it on honestly. I can't wait for them to win that.
So you'll know when James doesn't get read out next week.
But yeah, you know, going back to the original beat, I do believe you, right? I've,
I've got nothing but sympathy for you because Man City are just,
I think they're just paying off everyone and it's just ridiculous. You know, this one one
four should be going up to two 50 or something because literally all the officials are just on
the side every game and it's a fucking joke and it's not just the premier league. It's all the,
the champions league and that as well. So yeah, hopefully the charges can get sorted out sooner
rather than later. And then, uh, you know, just get them kicked out of the league because it doesn't
matter how many billions the owners have got when you're sitting in the conference league.
Does it? Yeah. So we'll see whether you get read out next week or not.
Well, uh, email from Abby. Uh, Oh guys, have you got any funny slash embarrassing
doctor or nurse stories? Like enjoying a prostate exam or something?
So I've not had a prostate exam.
No, no, I, uh, I don't know how old I was, but a kid anywhere.
Like nine or something. I remember I had piles. So piles is sort of just like a little bit of a
lump kind of, well, it's in the bum hole and it hurts when you poop. And, uh, I don't know,
I think it can cause a bit of bleeding or something as well. So I did get finger by a doctor when I
was a kid. Um, but I did consent cause I wanted to know what was going on. Um, I didn't enjoy it.
I don't think I did anyway, but yeah, I'm also not cause it was, I'd know I did. Um,
or was it? Yeah, I suppose I should go to the doctors more up. Um, but we're still a few years
away from 40 and you get that one where we're going to need to, uh, probably start getting checked.
I've been holding off for a long time though, cause I know that we've the after-protest that
runs in the family and that, and then, uh, my wrists have always been a big tender because of
being a superstar goalkeeper back in the day. Um, yeah, I'll, I'll just know that if I went to get
checked up for my knees and my wrists and that for any arthritis that they'll be like, yeah,
you've got it. Now you've got to start having these 200 tablets a day. And I don't want to do that
while I'm still getting around, then I'm all right. I'll crack on. Um, but it was no, you had anything
that you think, um, no, I have actually, um, no, I have, I just, I don't know if I want to say, um,
but you can't look. So we was playing football and one of the lads bled the ball,
bam, was trying to my dick and it swirled up. So I had to go to the doctors.
Think, yeah. So basically you said you need to get circumcised, basically. Yeah. Um, so yeah. So
the embarrassment is, is when they're prepping me to get circumcised, obviously a woman was like,
yeah, can I just have a quick look? And I'm like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like, we've got some
students. Um, do you mind if they watch? I was like, no, no, no, no, I'm scared as
don't judge me. Did they have to shave your pubes or nothing? I can't remember. No, I don't think
they did. I would have kept them in check then, mate. But, um, no, yeah. So yeah. And the, the
weird thing is, you know, when you wake up, you're half dazed. So it's like half heart then. No, no,
no, you couldn't, you just fucking heart, mate. I just remember like, was in this log ward and this
girl comes over woman. I can remember watching her, but I couldn't move my body. And she's like,
Oh, Mr. Chapman, you're awake. And then literally just whips the quick like, bro over me. Check,
see like, like just touches me all up, like looking at it. I couldn't even move. And she just froze
like everything's good. And then, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wish you would have kept the swelling, mate.
Yeah. Yeah. All good. No, no. Yeah. That's the only one. Yeah. Um, no, we are. We've just hit the
hour mark. There is plenty of emails and WhatsApps to go through, but we're running out of time.
But there was the one, the main one. Uh, so no update from Steve, just for any of you that are
story, Stanley looking story. Um, where is it? Where is it? There's loads of messages. There
isn't loads of messages, but uh, this one. Right. So, uh, Ryan's give us an update on his, his mates.
Oh, wait. Yeah. Are you going to give him context or? Yeah. So the context was, uh, his mate thinks
he can pull the waitress at Hooters, uh, ask for our views. Um, we said that he's like James Buckley
from the in between us. And he was like, yeah, now he's just like that cunt. Um, so the current
update is we went to Hooters and Buckley was gutted that his target was, uh, had the night off.
Target. So, you know, you know that, well, I'm firstly, I'm glad that they're all starting to
call him Buckley now as well. Um, and then, yeah, you know that he said target on the target,
it's not him or whatever then, because that's just a stupid word to use otherwise. Um, but that's
not the end of the message. Right. Uh, so yeah, the waitress had the night off. Uh, so he was
gutted about that. He did, however, go home with a free I am a from the club from the club. Yeah.
That was 10 to three girls. Yeah. Yeah. Around one AM. Right. So, uh, so yeah, it was dialed,
saving time for him, right? Yeah. He's, um, leaving the club early, uh, without the,
the waitress. Do you want to explain to listeners what a free I am? Yeah. I think that, uh,
you've had experience with these, I've got experience with these, like when I think 10 to
three girls, I think JD, like in the same, I don't know why, but yeah, to be fair though,
it was only ever a handful of times. You can't say like it was every time he was ever out.
We were saying when he was a, when he was a 10 to three girl, he was a 10 to three girl.
That's a, one of the Sinead's, you know. Look, what he's getting at is that I've never been a
fussy person. Everyone's beautiful to me, especially when I'm 12 points deep.
Um, so yeah, a 10 to three hour or a free I am as, um, Rollins buddy is literally the last pick
of the barrel. Yeah. And Buckley went early because he went at one, one o'clock. So he's, um,
he's, he definitely must have been drunk to, uh, want to go home at one o'clock. Um,
but you can't always knock that, you know, sometimes you just got to, you know, take,
take your options and, um, you know, we all have needs and, uh, yeah, if Buckley's having
an early then fair play to him. You know, he would have been able to get home, do the deed
and then get up nice and fresh for a calf breakfast the next morning. Also,
those were what I like about Buckley is, you know, his target
was a new target. So he's a total like that. Yeah. Yeah. And he doesn't sound picky,
no, being a 10 to three girl, I know it's I've been taught everything. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh,
cheaper taxi fare as well. That's it. Yeah. I'll beat the rush traffic. Yeah. No Q for it. That's
it. There you go. I used to hate that. Why you, but who ushered these lines for a fucking tax at
the end of the day? I don't even exist. No morning. We've been at the dock for the taxi. Yeah.
Standing in a queue for a taxi just to get robbed as well. No. So, uh, yeah, I don't miss them days.
That was a, uh, yeah. But yeah, Ryan fucking, he's got to just keep begging him on, I think.
Um, yeah. Uh, getting back to Hooters. Um, okay. And I don't imagine it's a cheap,
yeah, we need it when he's like, when the time is acquired to see what happens.
Roll homework for you now. And what you need to do is go there, try not to be stalkerish when you
do this and ask for, uh, when this targets, um, he's on shift basically just to be creative.
Even a bit more. So just basically just, just, I will just pop in there, man. If you don't need
to stop there. No, but just get the, get the stocks ready basically. So go with you and look,
even if you see her in there, just say, all right, bad, uh, what it is. Yeah. My mate fancies. Yeah.
Just wondering, are you working this weekend? Cause he wants to have a little chat on that.
Just, just set a tone. If not speak to the manager. He's such and such work in his weekends.
And just want to know. Um, and then like, yeah, find out if she's working and then get back there
as well. Um, and yeah, just get the lads to hype them up again. Get him all ready. Yeah. Well,
obviously you worked. You got obviously the high, you know, yeah, we need you to keep begging him
on anyway. And, uh, yeah, keep calling him Buckley. What do you reckon Buckley looks like? I'm
guessing similar still. I can just see skinny lads, sheep blonde there. And, uh, yeah, just not good
looking. Yeah. The silver chain. Definitely got a silver chain on his neck. Or fake white gold.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Just, just, I mean, I suppose he must be decent looking enough to
think that he'd be able to pull these. I hope he isn't. So he makes the story even better.
Yeah. That's what I hope. I mean, yeah, you can send a picture. Um, we won't post it on the base
Facebook, uh, on the YouTube video. Um, cause we don't want to get sued, but there's nothing to
civil school. We don't own anyone. Um, but yeah, uh, just, just keep adding, just keep working him.
And, uh, yeah, if he can find out if she's going to be in, uh, doing a shift, then, uh, at least
you're not wasting another note. Cause I'm guessing it's not cheap in Hooters. I don't know. Um,
I wonder if the food's any good as well. Well, all I think of is just like the chicken wings and then
just like fries or something. I don't know what the menu is. I imagine it's, it is just going to be
the wings, burgers. Um, cause it is more of just like a, a poor Benny, um, in America. It's not
really a restaurant. Yeah. So I suppose I've got a lot of mac and cheese boats or something.
Yeah. Just pick your bits and blue me for always. Um, I don't know.
Fuck you. Yeah. Um, you know, all the prep work goes into this podcast, you know, so yeah,
we'll, uh, we'll bring up the full menu for Hooters next week. Um, so, uh, yeah,
we'll do it next week. We will get straight onto the old correspondence. Cause there is a good
few that we've missed off. Uh, don't feel left out. It's just, we just, we just rattle on too long.
So apologies for that. We will get straight onto week first next week,
unless something big happens during the week. Um, you know, there might be some, uh, more
revelations on the Royal family. Um, I don't know. Wolf War III might've started off by this point.
Um, we'll see. Hopefully it's not the major anyway. And, uh, yeah, we shall see you on the
next episode. Take it easy. Be real, keep it real and, uh, peace. Bye.