Hi everyone, welcome back to episode 50. What? The real talking podcast with your hosts Ash
and JD. Now I was going to get the party poppers out but I can't have Mrs Chapman moaning at
me that I've got to clean up after the mess that had been made. But instead of that, I
have got, you've already cracked yours over so don't listen to the lies. Take a little beer.
Little cheers.
I mean it's no Aunt Bessie's but you know, it's a nice lager.
Which is probably my favourite lager I must admit. Yeah, as a standard lager, even though
it's classed as a premium lager, it is one of the better tasting ones. I've never really rated
Peroni. Budweiser as well. I mean I can drink it when it's cold on draft but bottles and cans, no.
How do you feel about Madri? Madri's alright. I don't like Madri. I can't. I don't like having
too many of them because a couple of points it's okay but yeah, I couldn't stand them all
at all. The taste starts to get boring a little bit. I know what you mean with the headaches but
to be fair, I think since I stopped drinking lager, primarily lager, because obviously I drink
Guinness and Ailes and whatnot. Aunt Bessie's. Yeah, yeah. I've not seen them since. I ain't
surprised. Probably going to be a Christmas thing today. But yeah, so every now and again when I do
just have a note of lager, I'm not feeling a hangover or anything but you do feel the remnant.
So essentially what I'm saying is I'll know that I've been drinking lager or not before
as opposed to if I've had a skin full of Guinness or whatever. Right, yeah.
Yeah, I mean it's not always party time. We can't always be on the woo-woo's can we?
Woo!
Because you're out on the beers tonight, aren't you? Yeah, I mean having some beers, going for some
food, some sushi should be a good one. Breaking the diet. Yeah, terrible. I've still not done
anything different with my diet. I'm still just eating. Well, I sound a bit bad when I say eating
what I want tonight. It's just I have no preference. I'm not trying to eat a little or watch what I eat
tonight. It's just I fancy having a frozen pizza or throw one in if I want a lasagna or whatever.
Just happy. I'm not always about counting the calories. I'm not too fast. So also obviously
this is going back to, I mean I'm going back now to the New Year's one where we said some revolutions
and I said like diet. So I'm on track with that one. Well, not to cut you in your tracks but since
you are about to go on that, we will do a quick correspondence. So Myles emailed the other day.
Okay. So gassed that you're reading my emails out. All caught up now I think. How's the New Year's
going? Oh, okay. Diet and being a dad, well, for you. Dad didn't make any New Year's resolutions.
Happy being me is what it says. And also I didn't know he emailed. So we can go straight into that
and that's perfect timing there, Joe. Well, there is other stuff I'm going to talk about. Yeah,
yeah. I know what you're saying. You got to try and do a bit of a segue. I think that's it.
You're getting good at this way. You're getting...
So yeah. Well, yeah. You were about to say how you thought it's going to be from the New Year's
resolution. Yeah. Really well. So I started at 219 pounds at the current, this day I'm 200.6 pounds.
So there's 17 pounds different. I'm just trying to get into those 190. So I've got a week left.
But yeah, really happy with it. I'm going to do another one after, try it after,
a 12 week one straight into the summer. So hopefully I'll have abs. That's the goal then.
So when you start the next one, have you got a goal weight that you're intending to get to the
end of that? No, because with this one, I wanted to get 204. It's more just the visual from it.
Okay. If I carry on the way with the weight loss that I am, which is about a pound and a half the
week at the moment, because you know what it is when you weigh more, sorry, when you weigh less,
you have to walk more to burn more calories than you was when you was 18 pounds heavier.
So it's more just carrying on. I reckon I don't want to put a number on it now.
If I can get 190 after the 12 weeks, that's 10 pounds, which is doable. And I think that's
probably where I want to be with it. Cause I don't want to be totally strict with this one as well.
With this one, I've been quite strict besides the after plan meal once a week. Yeah. Well,
you got to have a cheap meal. I try not to have a cheap meal,
mate, but it's like I eat one meal and I'm full then for the rest of the day. Cause you know,
just eating like meals throughout the week. Yeah. Yeah. Have you looked into any of those
fiber drinks though? So you get the powder, you put it in water and then essentially you're
filling yourself up before eating a meal. No, no, because after me, I'm not hungry on this diet.
That's why I like it. And that's why when I said to him, I don't want to, if I carry on,
I don't want to change my diet because it's just, I never get hungry. It's just on the weekends,
you know, when you're suddenly wanting stuff, when you do your shopping. Especially when you're
doing nothing as well. Cause I always tend to find if I'm sitting around for an hour or so,
and I haven't eaten yet, then it will just pop in my head. Cause I do always think about food.
Cause I, as I've said plenty of times before, I enjoy cooking and that. So a lot of the time
we will think about what I'm going to cook. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna be a barbecue, chicken wings
and chips. They're nice. Nice. Easiest. So yeah, cause I'm thinking about that quite often. So if
I'm literally not doing something and then that thought pops in my head, then I'll be thinking,
Oh, I'm a grinner. Or even with earlier, uh, sitting there, uh, about an hour and a half to go
before my fast time would have been ended or the 16 hour points anyway. And it was just like,
Oh yeah, I'll probably have some toasts in a bit then. And as soon as I thought about that,
I think my body's going to be like, and so at least when I'm, I'm working or doing stuff,
like I walk in a dog or whatever, if that thought pops in my head, it doesn't bother me as much.
Right. Yeah. It's a weekend and you're not doing anything. Or as you say, you're shopping. Cause
that's one of the worst things if you're hungry or you see something you think that looks nice.
Shopping on an empty stomach is the wrong thing. And I, we always do. I always say
to my partner that we shouldn't do it, but I ended up doing it and it kills me now sometimes.
But, um, yeah, I can't flask my track. What was I going to say? Where was I?
Well, so you don't have a cheap meal or anything? Yeah. So, yeah. So with the next one,
cause I do sometimes I'll come in and I'm like, I would love a takeaway. So I'm,
I'm not going to just have a takeaway every time, but for our weeks, I haven't had a takeaway.
We went out for food. Oh yeah. Yeah. But that's, that's a, no, that is no, but on my defense yet,
that was a chicken duo, four pound, a chicken burger and chicken wings. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. No, I lied then. Yeah.
That was a Frank special. That was then. Cause my dad always comes out, I ain't had a takeaway
for ages. He'd have a Chinese twice a week. But when I, so you know, when I say takeaway,
I mean like, cause I, I wanted more, but like a takeaway, you know, when you, you just,
yeah, you get a big fat pizza, burgers, chips, everything. Cause I had that. It was just a
single burger and chicken wings. I was still hungry after, but I didn't have that. But yeah,
no, it's a good, I forgot about that actually. But yeah. Yeah. I just like, maybe if I want
something, just having it to reward myself rather than, you know, it depends. It is good though,
when you see the scales and you've gone lighter every day, or it doesn't know it got a lot every
day, it goes up and down. But you know, I know that feeling that you got. Cause when I was
weighing myself a lot, when I was paying more attention to it, when you, you get in, I don't
know, scales after a week, cause I wasn't doing it every day, but you did. But yeah, you seen
all three or four pounds gone cause it was more weight for me to lose. That's why I was losing
so much so quickly. So yeah, you do, you think, oh yeah, that's sweet. I'm really happy with it.
But yeah, once I don't know, pretty much since November, I'll be like, oh, whatever. I'm all
right now. I'm not putting on weight. So I don't care. Drinks more, I think. I know if I stopped
drinking on a weekend and that, then it would drop off even more. And that's the thing you,
you know what you could do to lose weight. And it's like for me, cause I'm going to do gym,
you know, I was going to gym three or four times a week and I was still putting the
bar on and I'm not, I'm going to the gym and I was just going to the gym just cause I know I wanted
to scram, like just to counteract it. I've always said for like maybe seven years now, like what I
said on the New Year show that I wanted a challenge for me, like a reason to go. And it's given me that
reason. 12 weeks. We'll see. Well, I'm, well, let's, yeah, I'll put a number on it. 190 because
his muscles got to start catching up then. So maybe 190, but it's more visually for me. Yeah.
So you want in that sort of log, Ryan Reynolds shirtless where you got a little bit of a, a
little bit of a six pack coming out. Yeah. But that's like, he must be like, I don't want to even
want to put a number on it. Percent of body phase got no, I just, I'd just be happy just a little
bit more leaner than I am still. And I feel from a work life balance, it can stay because obviously
he doesn't, he doesn't have a six pack all year. Do you know what I mean? It's just, yeah. So it's
just something that's attainable all year without. Yeah. Sorry. So when I says Ryan Reynolds, I was
thinking more of the younger Ryan Reynolds talking, Blayne or X-Men. Yeah. Yeah. When he was,
so he was slim. Yeah. So not much definition, but there was still that vein there. Right. Yeah.
Something like that would be perfect. I would say I'd love to get something like that, but I
think that might take longer than 12 weeks, but we'll see. We'll see. But I was, what I was going
to say is, yeah, it's always been in my mind. You know how Tik Tok listens to you. Yeah. Yeah.
I agree with them as well. Psychics, man. Honestly, just that learning piano just keeps coming up on
my finger. And you've still not started. I haven't started. I've asked my sister, she's got a keyboard
though. She still got it. So yeah, we'll give that a go. I can't remember what my one was actually.
You know, I don't even know. I know we've done three. You know, as I read the email from ours,
I should have went back and listened to what they were because I don't even know what I says. I
don't think I'm committed to anything actually. Cause I know, I know what's says along the lines
of I ain't bothered about my weight and I'll carry on eating to fasting. Was it to work less?
Was yours to like to have a fraud off? Probably. I mean, this is the main reason to have a fraud.
Yeah. I mean, I'd love to have Mondays off as well. Yeah. And Tuesdays. Yeah. And Wednesdays.
Nah. Nah. I know I've said it before. I'd have to do three days a week. If I had enough money or,
you know, one that I'd have to do it a couple of days. Cause I just, I drink myself to it
and early grave. I know I would. I'd rather do that. Then I'd rather do that. Then good works.
Yeah. But I wouldn't be properly, I wouldn't be working like I am now.
Nah, I get it. We'd still look, I'll be supervising. I would love to never set alarm
in the morning. You know what I'm saying? That'd be great. I have alarms still at the moment, but
since the clock's changed, which I know we're about to go into a clock change again in a couple of
weeks, cause my natural body clock wakes me up at four. But then since the clock's changed,
it's been three o'clock and I'll wake up a couple of minutes past three and this and that and I'm
off for God's sake. And I struggled to get back to sleep again, especially when I don't need to get
up at four. Yeah. But it's been four for years anyway. Obviously just getting up early,
take a walk and driving off to wherever. But yeah, it's horrible. That's why I'm in bed early all the
time. But then I hate that because you go to bed, the TV's on. Well, you don't have a TV on in your
bedroom, but I'll put the TV on and you're still flicking through your phone. And then an hour or
so later and you're still awake. It's hard for, I know it doesn't help by having the phone. It's
one thing having the TV on in the background, but looking at your phone, it doesn't help because
your brain's not allowing, well, you're not allowing your brain to stay awake. It's hard
for you to, you're not allowing your brain to start to wind down and switch off. So yeah,
I suppose that probably should have been a New Year's resolution when I get to bed,
put the phone to the side. Yeah. I can't remember the rest of yours. I can't remember that last one.
I don't really think I had anything. Language for you, wasn't it? Yes. That's it. Oh,
mate. And the other thing, no, honestly, because when we mentioned that last time,
it's all about was literally language. Cause I said Italian yet. That's a yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We, I'm the BMRX as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just to speak Italian, you can throw some dirty hand
signals as well. You always are though. Yeah. But that's why you need the Italian cause you're
always doing that. You have the proper wrist flickers on all that. Love it. Yeah. Yeah. So
language, no, any I'd say the language because I've worked so dead, like all last year I could
just, I was on my phone for five hours and I could have learned to see on my phone and I should have
actually. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, like when my door is down again, I definitely be doing that. Cause I
think, I think it's jibbling go that the missus uses on a, yeah, she's that's annoying, man. It's
like, yeah, I'll be open with it. And you just hear the fucking cause it's like a, uh, you know,
a little, you got a correct answer and you get the ding, ding, like fucking just a little fucking
correct noise and that. And I hear that and fucking she's talking to the phone. I'm like,
I'm like, do it during the day. Because isn't she learning two languages though? I think it was
German. German was definitely one. Uh, was he Spanish or French? No, the she might have been
doing one of them as well. The Mandarin. Uh, I think she was doing Korean and Japanese. That's
it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. So for a, a pile ass white girl, that's ginger, she chose a few
strange things. I know these not, well, it wasn't so strange because you just said it is weird how,
well, I don't know if it's weird or brave learning two at the same time, totally opposite.
Yeah. For, for Asian languages. Yeah. It's that's, that's two hard ones. They're at the same time.
I'd say, because I know for just a generic person that is outside of, you know, all of these
cultural differences. Now I do know there's a difference between the Chinese, Japanese and
that anyway. But you know, as an old stereotype, they all sound the same. Now I know that they
don't, but when you hear the words, it does, it's like, I can still hear, um, like listen to French,
Italian, Spanish and that, and I can hear the similar words. So, uh, even though you can hear
there's a difference, you can kind of piece bits together to work it out because you look, oh yeah,
that sounds like this. So I think it's just because of that, because I can hear those
correlations in my head. That is weird. She's said it again. Like it's a bad thing. I'd say hard
German. So that's a thick European, obviously Japanese and then mobs with one, sorry. I think
it's Korea. So like you're going from a hard, I'd say, I don't know if German would be a hard European
language to learn. I can imagine it not being the easiest to learn because it's,
it's a lot of tongue moving. Do you know what I mean? Do you get what I'm saying?
That's the only tongue moving she does. Look, I feel like to like, like to articulate the words,
you have to, it's like everything's like Strausberg and it's, yeah. I think there's a reason why she
doesn't really do it while I'm in close proximity. Yeah. Um, because a few times when she has done it
with the German, I'll be there like, nine, got that wrong, nine. You know, obviously I don't know what
I'm saying, but uh, yeah, that's when she usually just tells me to fuck off. She's a daddy thing in
my household. Um, it's a good job she's not there for half the week. No, it's great. But, uh, what
was that? What was Marsy's question again? Sorry. So he asked about that, which obviously asking
about the diets and that, uh, how's the new year's goals going? Uh, and how's being a dad. Right. So
summary, thoughts going really well. Haven't saw the other two planning on the piano sooner
before the language and being a dad, yeah. Being great. Just, just getting into that routine,
that way it feels normal. Not saying he didn't before, but it's a lot of chopping changing,
but he feels now I'm back to work. It's been a few weeks, a few months and she's got her own
personality. Yeah. You know what she thought? Yeah. To get into that routine, as you're saying,
uh, adapt to the new change. You know, really. Well, now she's a, it's good. It's different.
It's, but it's really, it's rewarded. No, it is nice when you get a picture every day.
I like being cute. Yeah. But again, cause not through my own experience, but from what you're
saying that you have had it quite easy. Now I know you, you've not had it a hundred percent easy,
but compared to stories from other parents, we've got completely sleepless nights, no routine.
Yeah. I know, you know, just fucking piss tramping around basically because you've
running off with 20 minutes sleep all day. I hope you haven't jinxed it, but yeah, she's
in general. Yeah. She's, she's, uh, to be honest, she's, she stays awake all through the day. She
has like little 20 minute power naps, but then once we put it down in the side sleeper at night,
that's it. She stars a few times for a domain and maybe once the other three times twice,
she cries for a bottle, but that's it really. Yeah. So you're quite, yeah. Cause I know
some people that have to, uh, have had to have the baby on them or the baby slept and then
like the partner up and swapped. So the guy with the baby then sleep on that person's chest.
My mum didn't have that luxury cause dad was never up, but, uh, I was that baby. If I was put down,
I was awake again. So, uh, mom used to look the body contact isn't it? There's some babies.
Yeah. So yeah, she'd be up throughout the night. Most of the time she used to say,
she'd be watching the old WWF and that on the TV back on channel four back then. That was,
yeah, that was literally when we was babies, mate. You know, fuck, you know, um, yeah. And
she'd be watching all sorts of just random stuff. Uh, I don't know why she wouldn't go to sleep as
well though. And fair enough, she'd be holding me, but it's in case she, she rolled over onto you,
I suppose. Now I think she was sitting up. I don't know, man. I don't remember, but they always said
at night that if it's a naughty child, it's good as they get older. Yeah. And then goodbye is a
good baby then worse as they get older. So I hope that, I hope she doesn't follow that palette.
Uh, yeah. But now she's, uh, she's really, I think when she does start to get to her teens,
going off with the way your missus is, I don't think she's going to be too bad, you know,
cause there's not much of a boundary temper, you know, she thinks she's got the bans for an
athlete. She hasn't. Yeah. I think, I think it'll be all right. But we'll see as long as, uh,
she doesn't start trying to bring around a load of lads, no, and this and that when you, this is,
this is the thing when you want to go, you think, you know, baby girl toddler, you know, when she
just wants a dad, a mama, whatever. But then it's when it gets that falling 15, I hope they just
end a bitch, but I don't think she will be, I suppose that's how you bring it. I suppose it's
a little bit, right. It's going to be how you bring them up. Yeah. I think once, when she's
old enough and she starts getting, like realizing what's going on, understanding how the world works.
That's when you got to wind back in on the spoiling because that's, it's the spoiled kids.
They're the ones that you see as the little dickheads all the time. So I think as long as
you keep her in check, yeah. And just give her a little back end, a rear and there when she needs
it, even if she's not done anything, no, I don't think you can even hit a kid. No, you know,
I can get a slap and I'm sure, I'm sure you can't even do that. No, I couldn't see, you know, like
how your dad, I assume would smack you. Yeah. I had no reason. I can't ever imagine me wanting to
no matter how noticed she, she ever got. No, you'll feel different when it comes to it because there
will be a point in time when you will want to just fucking grab body heads. What the fuck are you
doing? No, you know, time will tell with that one anyway, but I had it for just no reason whatsoever
in that month. Um, well, I don't know if I've told it on the pod before, but I remember one time,
that's all little red Rover Metro. Uh, he picked me up on the weekends and it was central locking,
but it didn't work properly. Right. Old car and that load. I mean, it wasn't old at the time, but
yeah. So as I'd get out the passenger side, I'd have to push the lock button in because it was
the old, so I'd have to push it in and shut the door. And that was the passenger side locked it.
And so do that all the time. And then once I'm done, as I'm supposed to, yeah, all happy days,
but dad had left the keys in the ignition and he's already got out. So as I've done,
the whole car's locked. Yeah. I got a roll smack around the side of the head and I was just confused,
but I'm not, I don't know, hate or whatever. And I didn't understand why I was getting a smack.
Yeah. I was told to do all the time, you know, I didn't know that the keys were in there. I
didn't know that would happen. I was just doing what I was told. So that kind of thing. Yeah.
Don't do that. But I was on a job the other day and the chap was on a bike.
There's a friend of his, an old work colleague, he works with the kids that have got these problems
and that, and he was like, you know, Jay, cause when we was kids and that he was just seeing us
like a naughty child, but I was just like, I know where you're going. I said, every kid has clasters,
autism, ADHD, everything these days. So I know what you're getting at. He's like, yeah, you know,
you know, we just get a slap as a kid and that. I know, I get it. I know. And yeah, but you can't,
you really can't. I've seen a load of videos about it as well. There was this one chap,
he was saying that, uh, so he'd done his crimes in the past. He's got his criminal record and then
it's like, I don't know, 10 years past. So it should be clean, but it still stops him from getting
a job or whatever. Uh, but basically some people have been calling him, getting him around to the
house just to tell the kids off for disrespecting the parents and that. And so he's like, you know,
saying, you're going to end up doing this time and whatever, if you don't get into shape and
sort your life out, so give them a fear that the, the, the can't get from the parents.
And I think that is the main problem with the kids is that the reason a fear factor,
you know, we wouldn't have, I know a lot of kids when we were, you know, 10 to 16 or whatever,
we're still fucking around, but in general, we wouldn't have been the kids to throw stones at
windows or something because you'd be scared that they'd know your parents or they'd come out and
still give you a slap or they'd tell your parents. And then you get a slap and you get told off from
that. Uh, because it was, it was, you had that fear. So we wouldn't fuck around like that,
even though I know a lot of the kids still did, but you know, they were the ones that did even
at work diagnosed, they were the ones with autism and ADHD when you look back at it. Yeah. Well,
yeah, they all just don't give a shit. No, dude. I, you know, I remember, uh, one time
on nearly village, I think it was, uh, look, just these, these, a couple of lads, they were
probably like 10 to 12 or something. And they just kept standing in and out of the block from
the pavement into the road as I'm driving towards them. And it was a lot, they started egging me
on then as if to say, hit me, hit me with the car. And cause I've already been, you know,
get the fuck out of the road and then they're there, they're like, go on, hit me then, hit me then.
And so I put my foot down now. I wouldn't have hit them if they wouldn't have jumped out of the way
anyway. I would have maneuvered around. But I thought, now fuck yeah, you want to fucking play
this game and let's go. No, yeah. I could just say I'm in the mirror then like, you know, sticking
the fingers up and all that. And that's the kind of thing I thought I wouldn't have even dreamt of
doing that when I was a kid, because I would have got hit by the car and then dad would have just
give me a slap as well then saying, you shouldn't have been fucking around. You just, it is just
different generations. That's got to have some kind of bad parenting where you want to jump out
in front of a car. You know, when you're 10, 12, you walk in Lee village, something's not right,
you know what I mean? Yeah. As I say, if anyone knows Lee village, you'll know where we're in
about tonight. It's not a classy area. It's not, it's just fucking shit. But no, Myles,
thank you for your email. Yeah, always appreciate it. And we are glad to hear that you are all
quarter. Yeah. So, so yeah, you can send us some weekly now, send us emails or texts us, you know,
on the real talk hotline. And the number, if you didn't catch it last week, it is still going to
be in the descriptions and on the YouTube video floating all around here and there every now and
again. So it's 07 470 488 096. And I'm glad that I remembered it. I've only, apart from saying it
last week, I've only looked at it a couple of times, but I've managed to get it in my head. So
yeah, 07 470 488 096. Remember it, say it in your phone. That is the real talk hotline. Yeah. That's
what we're calling it. Cause that's what it is. It is. Yeah. Real talk. And that's all we want. We
just want your real messages. We will get onto the couple of WhatsApps that we had in a little bit.
There was no titty pics sent over, which is good. We don't want you to send any titty pics.
I'm a married man. You know, I don't want you to send any, but you know, send whatever you want.
That's not an invitation to send any big pics either. Cause if you do just be a little weary,
then I might put it on Twitter. I'll blur the number out. But I have to have the face,
like the profile picture in it. Okay. Now, whatever, send your dick if you want. I don't care.
Okay. It doesn't mean I'm going to look at it. So I'm going to have to go for the settings on
that phone. Cause so my personal phone, I don't have the notifications on for WhatsApp, but
whenever anyone sends a picture and that it will still go into the gallery. So the amount of times
I'll cause I have to be careful. Cause when I go to show a customer a picture of another job,
there's all the pictures and the stupid videos from the lads in there. And the amount of times
it'd be a fucking a shit in a toilet or, you know, one of them stupid videos. Yeah.
But it's all right with the little crappy memes and that, but yeah, when it's just the
whole show, you could like, you could suppose like shit in the toilet. Well, I have to make sure
that I'm not showing on the phone straight away. And then I go into the gallery and I'm
on to my camera roll. So then I can scroll through cause it was if you know, yeah.
Yeah. And I ain't taking no tiki pictures myself.
Morning to Harry. But yeah, you can still carry on emailing as well. RealTalkingPodcast,
realtalkingpod.gmail.com, Twitter space at Ash and JD. Yeah, it's all right. It just popped
in my head then cause I'm a normal Twitter. I'm rarely ever on Twitter to be fair.
Next can't get you. But as it went on the other day, there was a load of notifications and it was
like random people that followed me. And as I'm lucky, there was a load of like, so cause he says
next to the name of pre-op trans or like he's got the trans flag and this and that. And I thought
what's happened? Like why am I getting a load of trans following me and that?
Why are they? I don't know. Because that's on the normal.
Your personal ones? Yeah. And it's like, it was just strange.
There was like eight of them or something. How strange.
I just flipped through the notifications. How you just randomly got one of them.
Yeah. Well, eight of them.
I'm guessing it was okay. There was just a load of notifications. It's just big proof.
And yeah, I just don't get it. I don't know. I mean, each to their own, if you want to transition
or be pre-op transition and I don't know, you all know the times better than we do. But yeah,
hopefully the following for a good reason and not for a negative one. I mean, they've not sent any
messages. Right. It's just the followed me. I don't know.
It is strange. Yeah. But anyway, onto other news.
So it's relating to stuff we spoke about plenty of times before. Aliens.
Good topic. Now there is always the videos floating
off. I see a lot of them on the old tick tack. But Monday Nights, I'll just, I'll have it from
time to time. I struggled going to sleep and it wasn't, I wasn't still on my phone at this point
because normally by the car, my phone's definitely off on charge on the sort of tab and that. I'm not
touching it, but I just couldn't sleep. And it was just before 11 o'clock was the last time I'd
looked at the, the electric clock next to me on the sort of that sort of time. The TV is still on,
but the volume is always quiet on the TV. Anyway, it's more just as a large show in the background,
just something to preoccupy the mind. So yeah, I'm lying there anyway. I've just started to hear
this strange noise and I thought it was the TV at first, but I've ended up muting the TV
and I could still hear it. So at first it was like a,
a, a, a, a, now it, to some people that'd be thinking, right, well that's sort of like the
rotation of the propellers on a helicopter, but I've got the air and ambulance, ambulance section
at the hospital right by the back of me and their helicopters are up and down all the time. So
I know that it wasn't that sound. And so I'm looking at the window at this point now,
but I'm looking around, can't see anything. And then the noise started changing. So, you know,
log with them car alarms when it will do log 30 seconds of one, then it'll go into another one.
It was doing that. No, it wasn't a car alarm because it wasn't a sovereign sound. It was just
different. Yeah, it was just different noise. So as I started off, and then almost look at
it, and I'm looking around, I couldn't see anything. Now again, I noticed factories further down
or across the other side of the, the 46 or whatever it is, but I've not heard them noises
from any of them, you know, and again, throughout the north time when they are doing the north
shift, you'll see the large time with the factories and the smoke coming out of chimneys or whatever.
So, you know, if they're active or not, I couldn't see any of those. There was just the standard
streetlots that I'm seeing. And it was going on for about five minutes and I was trying to record
it. So the TV is on mute. So there's no sound from the TV, but try and record it. You couldn't hear
it on the phone. Now, even though it was loud enough that I could hear it, it just wasn't picking
up on the recording. Don't know why. And it, cause I was doing it as a video record. I'm literally,
I was holding my phone against the window and it just wasn't picking anything up. And then the
second time I thought maybe because I was holding it next to me and I couldn't hear anything,
maybe because I'm holding against the glass that's stopping the noise from picking anything up. So
I pulled the phone back and it still wasn't picking up the noise. So yeah, for a good five minutes or
so, just this random, and it weren't repeating the noises in a certain order. It was randomly
doing it. So I just really don't know what it was. It's pretty strange. But I think I'm
being watched. Listen to the podcast. Hopefully they do. Yeah. I mean, you know, when we've told
them to send a message before. You had that solid few of a week as well, didn't you? Yeah. Good
couple of weeks ago, early in the morning. And it was literally just like a flash of light, just
like a, what you'd think is a shooting star flying past, but you know, there's, it was too
overcast. It wasn't a clear enough night sky for it to have been a shooting star. So it would have
been underneath the cloud line essentially. So yeah, I'm starting to think, am I in a semi active
area? Possibly. So that's two instances you've had now. Be great if you could have caught the noise.
Well, yeah, because as I say, cause I was doing it twofold with the camera against the window and
you know, the second time facing out the window in case there was something that would like,
you know, light show or anything, start seeing, but now literally I couldn't hear anything and
I couldn't say anything. Cause I even checked to get in the morning when I got up, while I was
having my morning poop before wiping my ass properly, you know, cause you got to do it properly.
But yeah, I'll check the videos again, just in case there was anything that I've missed.
Again, cause after my morning walk, I keep my headphones on and yeah, so even with the headphones
on, I still couldn't hear anything. And so essentially the videos were just the scene out
of my bedroom window and nothing going on. You know, you could just about hear me breathing at
one point as well. Cause I was trying, you know, you're trying to hold your breath, be as quiet as
possible, you know, you know, moving your face away from your phone or the mic, whatever, just to
keep quiet. But no, it's just, just, just so strange. It's just strange one. Yeah. And it's like,
cause normally I'm asleep by that point, but you know, it was just, it just, just weird.
I can't explain it over then. It was a new AP. Well, that's it. Unexplained mystery there, man.
Getting Netflix all over this. Yeah. Come at me for my story. Yeah. Well, stories. I wonder if
Coventry is a hotspot. Cause I do have certain locations where it's more hotspots. So I know
like in certain parts of America, you know, like Z-Boy Army, Colorado, Montana, like really those
bits. I know they're a bit active. So yeah, you're gonna have to check that out. See if you're in a
hotspot. I think I will have a look, man. I think Glasgow is a hotspot for the UK. Yeah, there's
some. And there's a place in Wales as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. I think I'd imagine it
would be more open areas. So not that I'm out in a rural part or anything, but I'm on the outskirts
cause I'm close to the motorway and stuff. So, you know, I've got the fields and everything
around by the back of me, there's farmlands and stuff pretty close. So I think when you,
you buy those open spots, I suppose you can, you can hear it easier. You can hear it, you can
hear it easier. You can, you've got more access to see cause it's open. Whereas if you, you're in the
town sensors, I mean, look for here, for example, look apart from your trees there, you've got
quite a view that you'd be able to see them really wouldn't you? You know, whenever they do fly over.
If you're in, well, where I used to live by the blues grounds, I'd have no chance there
cause it was literally just, yeah, houses constant, you know, constant traffic outside.
And that's, you wouldn't hear anything. I do remember cause I did,
well, primary school and a couple of years into secondary school, I was into astronomy a bit,
like, you know, a lot learned about the solar system and everything. And back when we did have
non planets in the solar system. Yeah. Cause the Pluto's class, there's a, there's a class,
it's a small planet now. I don't know why it's class as a planet. Yeah. Cause at one point it was
all just a rocky floating piece of shit in the outskirts of the solar system. But yeah. So
because of that, I think when I was like 10 or something, mom got me a telescope for Christmas,
but they, well, fair enough, it would have been a cheap telescope, but you know, I remember having
it in the bedroom when the room was gray and you just couldn't see nothing. Yeah. Just too much
light pollution. Yeah. Just cloud. Just that's it. Just a cloud. Just a little mush together,
one big shit. Fucking yeah. Horrible. I don't know what I was talking to that before. I don't
remember throwing it. Maybe you have to give it a go. We'd have to go maybe somewhere really like
choir. So there's no light pollution. Yeah. I know I could go up to the, where I want the dog
out towards Cooramabie and that log, but then I'd have to take the dog and then trying to set it up
with the dog and he'd be trying to run around. He wouldn't, he wouldn't stand still long enough
for me to be able to set it up. And I wouldn't be able to just chill and not stand there and try and
look out. Plus you have to do it in the middle of the night and I need sleep. Unless I do stop
working as many days as I do. You can trace aliens. You know what I really like, you know,
like in America, that those tornado chases. Yeah. That'd be fucking great. That'd be fucking awesome.
Cause you know, you can't predict it properly. Can you? And you have to get really close to
it. You have to fuck right off. Yeah. Cause you think these things travel rapid and you can't
tell if they're coming towards you. No. And they can just turn out with the blue as well. And so
you think, Oh yeah, I'm going to stay here and it's going that way. Look at the footage we're
getting. Oh shit. It's coming towards us. Especially because some of them jump out of cars and that's
why I need to get a better footage. And then you know, it'll start coming towards you. You got to
get back in and then you just got to fucking tire it. It's mental. But you know, when you see
them videos, it's, it's literally is there. Yeah. Just the rural areas, but that valley down there
in America, cause normally you see them in America, don't you? That part of America where
I think that's cool. Yeah. And I think like where it goes, yeah. It's something to do with the
season. I know it's from, I want to say it's from April to September. It happens as the tornado
well, if we are, it'd be great. People that's probably lived through it and experienced probably
blog. Nah, you don't want to leave dog. See you on, but it'd be when I think about it would be
great to see you on. It's not when you sit on the films as well or any talk. Oh yeah. In the,
I had a store and you stand in there and it's just like all quiet because it's all around you.
You couldn't do it though. Cause you're just dead. I see that. Yeah. But I mean,
vortex gone looking wizard of us. Yeah. You're up there with the aliens, mate.
Fucking Barney Salo to a problem. But it feels like we've had tornadoes like lately,
cause it's still been windy as fuck. It's not the same. It's not the same.
Get those little gay storms. They are the one that another store was. It's just a bit of wind
and the wind and rain. I'll deal with that. So I don't know if I told you off part of it, but yeah,
I had this customer council on me before. So the next morning, anyway, I was out walking a dog
and it was sad at first cause it was dry, clear sky and that. And I thought, Oh, I'll put my
shorts on. Then I thought, now hang on. No. Cause when I did that the other day, windy. So no,
I'll put my tracksuit on then. So I'm walking along and then just out of the blue, the sky just went
orange because I'm, I'm not looking down because I'm sad or anything, but I'm always looking down
because I'll get onto it again in a minute. The amount of people that don't pick up the dog shit,
fucking annoying. So I have to make sure I don't stand in it because I don't want to get shit on
my shoes. So yeah, I'm looking down, notice that it's gone orange. I'm like, what the fuck's going
on? And then even at that point, I still can't even see no clouds and that's just orange scorn.
So yeah, kind of walking, then it just started hammering it down. But cause I've got my headphones
on, I haven't got my hood or headphones on. Then my head's getting cold as well. So I've had to
take the headphones off. But I was on the phone then as well. I'm like, man, I've got to call you
back in a minute, man. Fucking cause my head's cold. Fucking headphones off, hood up, but the
hood's already soaked as well. Fucking not doing anything. And I was divery and I was completely
drenched. My trainers, socks and that, but my boxers are still pure dry. Don't know why.
Cause the whole of my tracksuit was soaked. I had to take it off, put it straight in the wash
machine. I couldn't do nothing. Cause it would have just been a puddle on the floor if I put it
anywhere else. And yeah, I was like, cause they weren't gray, but you know, like a light blue
sort of color. And so you can tell, like you can see when they're wet because obviously the color
changes, at least if they're black, you don't see if they're wet. But yeah, a hundred percent dry.
I was just confused. Just standing there looking naked at these books. I've took my boxes off,
expecting that they're going to be soaking as well. And the dry, I'm like, all right. I mean,
I still put fresh ones on anyway, even though they've been on for long, not even two hours.
Cause I'd got all fresh clothes on and then fucking went out. Fucking yeah, but my head was proper
cold. Anyway, there's some people that change boxes for a few days.
I've done it when I've worked away and then, not that I've had an accident, but I've not had enough
so I've done like a second day. I think that's the only time it's reasonable.
Yeah. But if, if, if you've got fresh ones at home or you just haven't washed because you're
fucking lazy, there's no excuse for it. Just pop some fresh ones on. That's it. No, it doesn't
matter. Cause I've even still got, they're not emergency ones, but they're just smaller ones
that I should chuck away, but I'll keep just in case. Well, I haven't done the wash and I need
to put some fresh ones up. So it's like the fit me. It's just, you know, when they're a bit snug,
so there's no room for you because you know, we're getting older now and so the balls are
sagging down a little bit. And so we've some of these boxer briefs, you need a little bit of room.
So when you, when you walk in, you can just, uh, you know, let them swing around a little bit.
That's it. You know, we can't always talk to you. What is no proper briefs.
No, just look tight. Like, I think briefs are better. So yeah,
now just briefs and the boxes, any boxer briefs? I don't know. I always call briefs as in pants,
like briefs, like, uh, cause pants are underpants. Do American, does, yeah,
don't American and briefs that and then boxes. Yeah. Briefs, boxes, I think for America. I thought
briefs were pants. No, cause pants are trousers and jeans to Americans. No, no, that's what I'm
saying. So I thought, sorry. Yeah. So I thought they're called briefs, pants, what we would call
pants, but briefs and then boxes, boxes, like we call boxes. So what would I call pants?
That's what I'm saying. I'm sure that I would have briefs. Toddie Waddes, speedos.
Well, speedos are the swimming version. Yeah. Would you go to a swimming pool? Cause I know
there's some places in France, France, I should say where you only can go in the pool.
Don't do your Italian hands. You're talking about France.
There's some places in France, yeah. Where you only can go in the pool if you're wearing
speedos, not, not swimming shorts. You have to wear speedos. Would you, would you do that?
Well, no, cause I'm not a speedo person. No one's a speedo person. Be such a creepy old man.
Yeah. Unless you, you've got something to show, you shouldn't be wearing speedos.
I'm going to be honest. Yeah. Every person I've seen wear speedos, I've got nothing to show me.
No. It's just, it's always a lot of creepy European men that just wear like,
yeah, it's always European. Not to sound offensive, but
but there's a lot of these European countries that are really comfortable with themselves.
France being one of them. Yeah. With the fucking hairy armpits.
Yeah. No, I was gonna, yeah. No, again, I said it on a podcast recently. I like to keep mine
trimmed because it holds in the sweats and the smell and that to be fair. I mean,
it's been a couple of weeks. I need to do them again. Yeah. Just, just don't, just not a fan of it.
No. I remember giving myself the ick, even though it wasn't the ick. It was just, I remember looking
at myself when we was like 15, 16 and had a vest on and just seeing a little bit of the armpit hair
sticking out and thinking, ah, that's horrible. That is, I dunno. I don't know if it was like,
I caught myself in a mirror. Manscaping like that really wasn't a thing. But it was, it was pretty
much as we left school. That was when I started shaving my armpits there. Cause I remember,
before I had a beard trimmer, I'd get the scissors to trim the worst of it off. And then I'd use like
my Gillette Macri turbo or whatever it was back then. I've never done one of these. It was only
a hand for the times to be fair. Cause then, you know, I didn't start getting attached to that.
What about the chafe from when you grew back? No, it was, it was all rolling. I mean, it's still,
it's still all rolling. But then again, I've always been the same with my beard as well. I've never,
you know, you're one of the typical men that have the issue of when they're growing, it gets to an
itchy face or whatever. Mine just grew and it was never itchy. So I don't know. I think my hair's
just different, man. Maybe. Yeah. I'm getting close to having the cut. I know this isn't,
you know, the normal podcasting talk here now, but for the YouTube viewers, I mean, you might be able
to see it, but it's getting close to the length that I want it on the back and the sides now.
So for people that didn't know or haven't seen the YouTube videos, I used to just have the top
knot, shave back and sides. And then basically since we've been doing this whole record, this
whole podcast, episode 50, one year anniversary, yeah, I've been growing it all out. And yeah,
so the back and sides now is pretty much touching my shoulder. Yeah. So yeah, a few more weeks and
I think you definitely should get it all leveled off then. Well, I reckon as it stands at the
moment and probably for another month or two, if I was to cut it all for the same sort of length,
it would be prime Kurt Russell. Yeah. Or I had the hangover. No, fuck off. Please be on about
Bradley Cooper, not Alan. No, yeah, that's what I'm on about. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a bit longer
than how Bradley Cooper had it. And then look, because when it's all puffed out and that,
do you remember Kurt Russell back in a day when he was fucking... I'm just trying to remember that.
Big trouble with a little Chinatown. Nah, I never watched it. Star Lord's dad. Yeah, I've seen it.
Star Lord's dad. Yeah, I know who he is, but I've never... Even his hair and that.
So when it shows him younger and that, like fucking... Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was just like, I got out of the shower the other day and then after it's all washed and
got, you know, properly puffed out, towel dried and everything, it was just all fucking
waving and I thought, yeah, young Kurt Russell vibes. That's it. I know. Yeah.
Was Alan going to leave you before you cut it here? I don't know. Because I was thinking about,
in a couple of weeks before I go away. But I don't know, obviously, because I don't know
whether I still want to have it longer before I... Because the rest of it in general, the top
hair is long. Yeah. No, I think it should be quite soon actually. I think, yeah, because how are
you going to wear it still down like that? Yeah, so in general it will be. And then when I'm working,
just tie it all back still there. Now, I think next few weeks you should probably get it done.
Because that way you can see that way if it's a bit short, if you want to keep it that level
there without going short. Oh, no, because once I do cut the top, I'm still going to carry on.
Oh, so you're still going to carry all of it till it's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So essentially,
I want all of it the same then. As it is now. Than what the top is, yeah. Right, right. Because
like what I was doing before when I was getting the misses to do the fucking
the Viking hairstyles and all that. I just want to be able to do it with all of the hair. Right.
And not these shitty fucking cane-row effect ones, you know, when it's the thick fucking
Swiss braid and all that log. You see... Yeah, I remember we... You see some of these ones,
thin ones and fucking... Yeah. I know about that a lot. I'm white, ain't I?
No. But yeah, just... Yeah, like the Viking braids, ain't it? Yeah, big thick ones like the
side proper fucking French braids and that. That's it. Yeah. But I do think you should get
a good sooner. I definitely need... If I don't cut the top completely, I definitely need to have it
neat enough to be getting rid of the dead ends and stuff. So you wouldn't cut the top to match
your sides? I don't know. I need to have a proper sit down and I think... Because you know yourself,
mate, when it comes to the hair, it's a commitment. Yeah. If you don't have your regular barbell,
you don't go over a week or two. That's the only way to go to be honest. So I need to have a proper
assessment. But when it's all at the length that I'm at with, then I will have the bottom log inch
log shaved or faded or whatever. Because I just... I still don't like the way it feels around there.
You should have a skin fight there. You should just know where your sideboard is.
Is that what it is? Yeah, the sideboard. I would literally just trim that down. I wouldn't skin
fight it because it looked too contrasted of a difference. Because you've got to be...
But you know when it's just that little bit inside, just like that little linch?
I don't like that. It's obviously your hair, but I get what you're in. You just want that little
bit there and it goes like a taper, isn't it? Yeah. That follows your hair. So I suppose when
I do finally get it cut and that, it would get neater anyway. But the way it's all just on the
air and that, I just don't like... Just the way it feels. It's not that I think it looks shit or
anything. It's just, I don't know. But I suppose I'm still getting used to it. Because the amount of
times I roll over in bed as well, I like it's wrapped around my neck. Yeah. Having to wrangle
it out. But I don't like to have it tied up loosely in the bubble still while I'm in bed.
Just like, lock it down. I personally think you should have the top now cut off to the sides in
a few weeks. That's what I think. Because I think it'd look... Yeah. 100%. 100%.
I've got to have a proper seat and have it looking in the mirror for an hour or so and just
contemplate how it's going to go. And then I think you should trim the beard down. I know you don't
want to, but I think you should trim that down when you get your hair cut. No, again, because
every now and again, I do give it a little bit of maintenance. Look, I've dried the beard out.
I won't do as much as what you've got in your heads. No, no. I just mean like...
It does need a good shaving again, because I haven't done it properly for a while. But yeah.
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it does need a good bit of maintenance.
Because essentially, how I had it for the wedding... That's what... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was still long enough, but it was just all nice and it was all properly shaved. Yeah.
So I think when you get the hair cut, get that done, you feel like a new man. And also,
you've got to go to the same barber. You can't cheat on him. You can't... No, because I'll be
going back to where I was before. Mr. Anderson's in Unaita. Shout out to him, mate. That was sad,
to be fair, because not like your one, where you go in and you hope that it's all going to be clear
or you manage to feel whatever. I'm guessing it's still the same. Obviously, it's been over
years since I've been, but you had to go on the website, book an appointment. So if you book 10
o'clock... That's your appointment. It's only you for that half an hour slot or whatever. And there
was the options, hair cut, beard trim, wash, shave, whatever. Yeah. So they know how much time it's
going to take, roughly. So yeah, I'll stick with them, to be fair. I hope the process is still...
Well, to be fair, the process was good anyway. It was like 16 pound, but I'd always just give
the 20 a lot and just keep that. And that was luck with a full haircut and a beard trim and that.
So... It's probably gone up since then, but... Probably not by much. I don't know. In the space
of 12 months. Yeah. It's always an easy one for a lot because the top, the never-ending top,
it would just be tied up nice and tight, shave around the back and sides and then trim the beard.
Like 10 minutes done. It's going to be a bit longer now, isn't it? Like you just couldn't
know about her. But it was sounding there because I could trust all forever. There was the young
lad, he was sound. I always find it strange and funny when you've got an old barber.
Yeah. He was sound because it's his shop. I'm guessing his name is Mr. Anderson. Yeah, he was
sound because he was the first one that had cut the hair. And then the last couple of times,
it was the woman at work there. And again, because it was easy, like I say, it's just
shaving the back and sides. It was fine. So I didn't have to worry about it getting fucked up.
Yeah. Because there was the line... A bad haircut would ruin your wig, mate.
Oh, mate. I hated them days. I remember when a bad haircut would ruin your wig.
Yeah. Fucking hell. God. Oh, I've had a few. Like not from the barber now, but...
Yeah. To be fair, the barber now is like spot on, but like...
I think the worst ones have been Kiefer's. A matter of times, he's come back with a horrible trim.
Because he's got that cowlick as well. Not blending.
Like not blending. Oh. I remember he got a bad haircut once. He's paid the man.
Then gone to another barber's to try and sort it out. And the damage is done. And all you can do
is just go shorter and higher on. And you just got to try to hide someone else's mistake.
Yeah. God. So I don't miss them days, mate. Nah, nah. That's why I've got to stick with this.
For me, you just stick to your man. It doesn't matter. From why now, I'd rather wait the hour
than go in 10 minutes and regret it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I wonder how Dave's getting on these days.
Old window Dave. He's still going.
Haven't been around there for years. No, I don't blame him.
Yeah. Well, I drove along the main road now.
Oh, no. Yeah. Window Dave. He used to love it, didn't he?
He used to love a chat. Proper old school barber.
Just chatting. Just go outside. How you doing, mate?
I remember one time he could light the side of my hair.
Like with the clippers. Dumb on side. Went into the bookies next door to put a bell on.
And then come back. Like blend them one sided. He was like, you're done?
I was like, you're going down this side? I completely forgot the one side.
Even though he's looking at you in the mirror as well.
Yeah. And he's just not registered in his head, any.
Good gaze, I'll have to be fair. It was a nice man.
It's one of them when you move barbers, it's like you can't go to that current barber.
I'm leaving because your haircuts have been shit. Do you know what I mean?
I think these days I would happily say that.
No, because you just go to another barber. He was like before when one of the other lads left.
I just wish he would have said if you weren't happy.
You can't tell someone who's been doing a job for so long that...
Well, before I started going to Mr. Anderson's, there's one literally a couple of minutes away
from me and it's called the bearded barbershop. I looked online, on Google Maps essentially,
found it all good reviews and everything. So I'm thinking sound, easy haircut, as I said,
fucking just back and sides, neating a beard up. I've gone in, I don't know if they were Turkish,
because there was a mixed couple anyway, but there was the one who had the long
jet black hair and that as well, thinking he's like fucking,
you know, prime Patrick Swayze or something. But it's just men in there.
I don't know who he's trying to impress. I sat down and then I saw an empty seat,
but there was already three people sitting in the chairs and the three barbers. So I sat down and
these skis had come out of nowhere. So obviously around from the back that I didn't see, he's like,
yeah, come sit down there. And he starts trying to talk. I could barely understand him. And then,
so he's done the back and the sides. He went slowly too high. So I had to start a fresh line
anyway, which that wasn't too bad for the top knot style anyway. It didn't matter if you went
a little bit higher on that. But it was the beard, I was just neating it up, just take on
the dead ends, just, you know, the long ones, just shape it up and that. I think we was going
out or something. Yeah, I remember. I can't remember what he was talking about.
It was like an inch long afterwards. He just cut over half it off and I was just switched. I was
like, what are you fucking doing? After the first cut, what are you fucking doing? I'm cutting your
beard. I'm like, no, I told you to shape it up. And he had to finish it off and fucking get it all
fucking even and that there. And he tried charging me something super. I was like, no, you're having
a tenner and Nazi. And it was only because he'd cut the hair. So I don't know, say it was fucking
24. I quickly wanted to charge me because he's done hair and fucking beard. I was like, no,
man, fucking that's it. And I just handed him a 10 pound note and walked out. I looked, they're all
there shouting stuff at me. I was like, you can fuck off. And I was parked around the back because
it was like an alleyway. Yeah. It wasn't even, I don't even think it was locked custom parking.
But it's on a main road. There was no way for me to park. And I'm thinking if they come out,
I'm trapped in there. I'm going to have to run them over or something. But yeah, none of them
followed me. But fuck, I was fuming, man. There's nothing as I said, bad haircut.
But a bad beard trim, they can ruin your wig. And it's always the man when you go just a little bit,
when I think a little bit, like if I'm a barber and someone goes to be a little bit, I'd get my
hands go right to the end and go, not enough, was that too much? Yeah. So when I did use to have the
shorter hair and put it off, you say just a little bit off, put it off. And then you lock,
they'd be off in like two, three mil, not enough. And I just a touch more and then do the same again.
And then once I've got that first beat, they're like, I've got it now then. And then they're like,
do do do do. Edward sees a hand in that shit. But no, it's always the worst when you say just a
little bit and then you're left with a little bit on top. Yeah, it's depressing, man. So see that hairline
crawling back. I'm glad I don't have to put up with those things anymore. I mean, I only started
growing my hair because it was just a busy period of work. Didn't have enough time to go to the
barbers and that. And I remember the job that I was on when the first time it was just a lassy band
because I'm working, I was connecting up sockets or whatever. And the hair just kept falling in
my face. And I just got an elastic band and our sister Chris was like, mate, don't take the piece
now, but I've got to tie my hair up. And then I've done it and it was just so much easier. I was like,
why haven't we been doing this for a long time? And then the same comments from my dad when I
started growing my beard and that look, you need a haircut, you need a shave, whatever. So it just
egged me on to put my hair on, growing it more and that thing. And I think because dads, well, most of
the family on my dad's side, bald from a young age and stuff, just wanted my feet more. And
yeah, my brother's wedding over in Poland. Because obviously my hair is all fucking longer than that.
Your hair looks really nice today. So I had my shower and that, put my oils here and it's just all
curly as fuck. It looked nice, but yeah, I love it though. I mean, I should have put some oil in it
before fucking doing the podcast to be fair, but you know, I mean, not enough people watched on
the YouTube anyway, which I'm a bit disappointed about, but please do keep listening and subscribing
and sharing and sending your emails and everything. We do appreciate it. I'm quite happy that no one watches
us on YouTube and the cameras, to be honest. You'd think after 12 months, you'd be more used to it by now.
Yeah. Sorry, do you want to know what? Oh, no, no, no. You've got to watch them calories, kid. That's it.
But yeah, no, I mean, you know, it's going well, you know, it's a, yeah, he's sharing it enough.
I don't see the shares. I don't know how many shares are going, but obviously we're getting a
good number of downloads on that. So yeah, keep it going. We want to get those numbers up for the
next year. And I started getting more followers and all that. Yeah, it's always good when I see that
we've got a new follower subscribed and whatever. It's validation, isn't it? It is. It's like the emails.
It's like makes it worthwhile. You know, you, you know, you're doing something well when, you know,
people are taking the time to get in contact, add questions and just listen. So, yeah, no, it has been
50, the 50th episode. It's the 52nd that we've recorded. Yeah. But those two crumpled files and that
couldn't get them back. But these are about the year when we did Star. Yeah, because it literally was
like the beginning of March and then because the back end of March, we went away. Yeah.
I believe it was episode four. Yeah. So yes. So not only is this the 50th, it is like our anniversary
one as well. Yeah. So I mean, it is strange to think that before I even started doing this podcast,
I've never even listened to a podcast before this. And now it's all I do is listen to podcasts. So
yeah, apart from when I'm listening to Smooth Country or obviously a country music playlist
and that, because I just find country music is more relatable. Oh, because it's just all about women
drinking. It's a simple thing. Yeah. There's a few fucking religious ones and that as well, but you
don't want it. It's a lot of funny in a sense, but yeah, you can just have it either. It's just
fun. It's just sweet. Yeah. So it's mainly them that I listen to outside of podcasts, but you can,
you can just crack on doing what you do and the podcasts are on. Obviously I listened to a lot of
Mark Goldbridge, you know, it's standing out as well. I've actually, I've got the last bit to
listen to later on, but he's done an interview with Lawrence. Remember from the kickoff through
Jordy. I suppose you wouldn't have watched any of it. So, you know, true Jordies. I don't know.
That big, yeah. The big, yeah. YouTuber. So, I'd say similar slash the same as, but they did it
first. So how Mark Goldbridge has that football where he watches other games, other than United,
they were doing it beforehand anyway, called the kickoff and then the podcasts and stuff. But then
when things took a left turn, when not maliciously, but true Jordy made a comment, jokingly,
it was a negative comments towards Muslim society. And it was all laughed off at the point,
initially. And then over a couple of weeks, we've Twitter clipping it up and everything.
Things just went downhill from there. So the kickoff crew just went their own ways and that
log. So it's been an interesting listen so far. Look, you know, there's no bad side from Lawrence
or anything. It's just, you know, giving his order, the story, how he felt and everything.
And to be fair, he's always quite a lot to me anyway, apart from being a little poor fan.
He's a funny geezer. So I'd say if you do have time over the weekend, that'd be one to have a
listen to. I know you wouldn't get a lot of the stuff anyway, because you didn't watch the kickoff,
but just because you get a feel of some of the background stuff and that as well. And then
because Lawrence is married to a Muslim woman, a couple of kids that they're raising up the same
way as well. That's what it was more negative comments towards him. So, oh, you know, for the
rare, rare, but yeah, it's been a good listen to be fair. So I think we've got more of a chance
of getting onto Mark's personal channel, which he's done this podcast, then me getting on,
you know, which to be fair, Mark, I know you'd listen because even on this fucking,
yeah, because the amount of real talk that he keeps fucking saying, he's literally saying,
you know, this is real talk. This is real talk. So he's listening to us.
Why would he do that? Just to wind you up. Mark, I know you're listening.
Honestly, just get in mind, honestly, let's get this done. I'll drive up there.
He's not the road. He's not far from there. But now, look, again, look for him, he's fucking
smashed out the park, you know, 10 years ago, he had like 10 fucking people listening to him on a
Sunday, just chatting about narrative. Now he's got, I think, like 1.84 million.
Yeah, he's doing, he's doing all for himself. And you know what I'm saying? He's making living
from it, which is, I suppose, the dream to make a living out of some of what you love doing.
And I would imagine quite a good living as well, mate.
Well, yeah, he's got a lot of staff. But there's just the one that he has on, you know, he's standing
with Fazz and he just chats so much shit. Do you think you should replace Fazz,
mate? Is that what you're saying? I could easily replace him, yeah.
Because he just, he's like the Gabiok Bunglehaw. Just says to put aside a bit.
I think he does. The amount of times he'll slap players up and that, and then he slaps
McTominay off loads of times over the last fucking lot. This season, essentially.
And then the other week, he's like, you know what? I actually do love Scott McTominay.
Fuck off, mate. But there's just too many stupid comments. And then,
because they've got Beth on there as well. And you can tell that he fancies that.
Look, and he'll do stupid comments. Both Fazz?
Yeah, Fazz fancies Beth. And they say it's obvious. And he'll do the stupid comments.
And look, one of them the other day, oh yeah, but every stream, you're always getting at least one
person ask you out because they'll have the live chats. And there's one person that he's calling
himself, Jongmin Son. And Beth, when we're going out for a drink or whatever. And so it was like
he was showing his jealousy that she's getting asked out. And she's not just saying, I don't want,
I'm not looking for a relationship or whatever. I don't want any involvement in this. And yeah,
he's just fucking just simping over. Basically, it's just fucking annoying.
But yeah, I just don't rate him. I do feel it's time now for you to go onto
his podcast. You know, he's winding you up. He's listening.
I swear, I reckon he does though. I'm not too sure.
Right. If you do listen to this interview with Lawrence though, just listen, because the amount
of times and he's like, yeah, you know, we're giving the real talk here. It's just-
But didn't everybody just say that before?
No, I swear. It's like he's listened to us. And he's like, yeah, I know he's a fan. Even if he's
only listened once, he's like, I know he's a fan and fucking I'm going to keep dropping it in now.
Cause he'll do it on the lowest streams and all that.
Right. But it is strange though to think a yoga, when you, when you, well,
it's not yoga when you asked to start this, where we'd be obviously we're not, we're not making
a living from it, but we can see the numbers, not the streams, but the downloads. And so we just
want to know, but I just want to take this time just to thank everyone for listening, downloading
email, just, just anything to do with the podcast. Obviously, as I just said, it's those stuff like
the emails that make it worthwhile to make it not relevant, but to, to make it feel worthwhile.
Yes. And it's good to know that people are taking the time as I said, to watch, you know, subscribe
if you haven't, you know, all that. But no, it is nice that people are taking the time out just to
listen to what we really do appreciate that. Are we going on to some emails or what we do?
Well, there is one more thing that I do want to talk about because it is still web related,
even though we've not spoken about the web for probably about three hours now at this point.
But I touched on it last week because we literally just rattled on about the emails and stuff last
week anyway. But I've noticed it again this week with the rain that we have had and the rain more
so the couple of weeks before. So science a little bit, you know what it is when the, you know,
as you know, the rules. But yeah, when it rains, the worms come out of the soil and that, that, no.
Yeah. Now I've never seen so many worms in my loft. Honest to God, I know it's just a random
thing to come out with. I've got one more thing I want to go on about in a minute, but still, yeah,
worms. Now there's this one bit that I walk the dog and sort of say, look, in the morning it's dark
and that's all, I'll have a torch on in some areas and that. So I'm making sure I'm not standing in
shit. But there's this one view, there's no grass near us, like, you know, 20 odd meters away for
the closest bit of grass. And there's just worms. It's like you're walking through a minefield of
not just because I don't want to stand in the way. I just don't want to, you know, kill an innocent
life if I don't have to. But it was just, honestly, it was just a battlefield, like a minefield,
just worm after worm after worm. And I don't get it. I don't get why there's so many worms all of
a sudden. Now fair enough, yeah, there's been a lot of rain, but not by the grass. Why are they
trying to venture out? Even in the middle of the road and that, why are they trying to cross the road?
Maybe they've outgrew where they was and as a conley or whatever they would call themselves,
moving to a new home. I don't know, man. It was just, honestly, like, if I see it again in the next
couple of days, I'll take a picture. Because, you know, there's got hundreds and hundreds of them
just walking around. I've never seen any of them. Not the worms walking around, I'm walking around.
They haven't evolved to have legs and that, no. But I just don't get it. There's just so many of them.
And they're just weird looking as well. And they're really worms. Yeah, when I think of worms,
I think that old PlayStation game, Worms. No, no, I've Worm Jim. You know, I think it was called,
I think it was just called Worms, wasn't it? Worms Armageddon. And you just like shoot somewhere,
like you randomly. Yeah, yeah. That was a good game. That was a fucking awesome game. Yeah.
That was Rages before FIFA Rages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what some, like, if we did a
Twitch stream or something, we'd have to do that. Because it would just be fucking like,
well, you're fucking, ah, how did you miss? Fucking. You had to play that a lot to get good at it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like when they started introducing wind factors and stuff as well,
like you had to, you had to, like, just angle it and all. Oh, right, the wind's blowing this way,
that much. So this angle, that much power. A lot of math involved, really. Physics. Yeah.
Yeah, it was mental. It was a funny game. Worm Jim was a good game though. I remember that.
On the old saying, mega draw, man. Fucking. Fucking hell. Some great games, weren't they?
There was. I've still been keeping up with the gaming. And then I've had the new Final Fantasy
7 Rebirth dropped off yesterday as well. Oh, okay. But before I play that, I'm going to play the
first one again. Right. Just so, because I didn't, I played it on the PS4 and I've got the PS5 now,
so I'm going to play it on the PS5 because I think it does anyway. You know, when it carries
the levels on or whatever, and achievements, I think it does that. But it was, yeah, I've been
carrying on with that other game. Legend of Heroes, that's how I've run that. Nah. It's mad,
because if the missus didn't win Christmas, then I wouldn't have been gaming at all. But I've had
too many, you know, she bought the PS5, so I've had to put the time in, man. Yeah. And it's strange,
because, look, I look forward to playing a couple of hours on an old time, and I finally do have
the time after walking the dog and that, but it's hard because then you're getting engrossed in it,
especially with this, because it's each game, the story continues on as well. And even after I do
finish this one, I've got the next one, and there's another two coming out. I think they're already
out in Japan, but they've got to do the English versions and that. So I'm looking at it, I'm
thinking, I know where this part of the story should end. How is there another three games,
but where's it going? I just, I don't know. But yeah, it's good. And yeah, you're getting gross,
and you're like, Oh God, it's our fate. Should we go to bed now? And that's a good thing about the
PS5, because the same as the Nintendo Switch, you can go to your home screen and turn it off.
Instead of old school, you have to put on a side point and then do that side view and then turn
it off. You know, you can just whack into rest mode, so it don't matter. So it's convenient like
that. But I'm fucked if there's a fucking power cut or something. Because then, to be fair, I do
have that old school mentality of save it as I can, just in case that happens. But yeah, it's, yeah.
I don't know. Am I turning back into a gamer? Was I ever really a gamer? Oh shit, Pokemon
died the other day. Yeah, February 27th. So did you watch the videos? Yeah, I did. And have you got
any thoughts any views on it? Not really. I thought it would have been a black and white remake.
What they're doing, obviously, legends. Yeah, so the Kalos region is the the Pokemon crystal
to the gold and silver. Where we didn't have a Z, we had the X and Y, now we're getting the Z.
But they're doing it as the legends stole game as well. But it's in the Kalos region though, isn't it?
Because it's from the thing from the trailer. It looks like Luminous Celeris. It's called a Pokemon
from Gen I in the trailer. Yeah. But so because you had the story of X and Y.
Yes. And then there was the background story of your man that the old thousand year war.
So that's the one. So that's what the sign is going to be about. Oh, that should be good then.
Zile Grave, I think. Yeah. So yeah, it's the Z. When we had the X and the Y, everyone was hoping
for a Z, never came. Oh God. So it's that story. But yeah, in the legend style. Right, because I
because I've never played that game. Yeah. Right. So when you get around to it, you'll understand
the hype. And I'm glad that they're doing it that way. Because as good as the the other games have
been, it was a so let's go even big. They were nice, but not up to the standards that we have
been original OG Gen ones. So it's just because it was too childish still. So when they've done
like the ones you Scarlet Violet as well, doing it the same style of players that even though
Scarlet Violet is open world, it just still didn't have the same feel as legends are.
You always feel there could be more. Yeah. And that's why I feel the need to move from Nintendo,
which never will. But I feel like once they get, you know, like a PS5 memory or graphics,
I think could open up another game that's come out Pac World.
Power World. Power World. Sorry. Yeah. It's an awesome rip off, but it's doing so well.
Have you seen how well it's doing in the charts? It's doing so well. So you just think that
Pokemon would take that enthusiasm and think, you know what, if we move and put it on to like
all consoles and just, just make that game that everyone wants it. It's not a hard game that
everyone wants. It's just that making it competitive with better graphics. And, you know,
Well, doing it as the legend style, that's where they can take it and go multi-platform
because it isn't hard to do that. You know, you've got your FIFA on all platforms. Yeah.
You know, your Final Fantasy is across all of them and all that as well now. So it's not a hard one
to do, but I think it's just cause Nintendo have those exclusive roads. Yeah. I can't see it
happening at any point in the near future, but yeah, it would be, would be worthy. You know,
even just being able to play on your mobile would be a better shout as well because
you're always having your mobile on. Yeah. You're not always going to have the switch or switch to
when that comes out. I would like an open world one on a PlayStation with the, you know, and just
make it more competitive and just know that, you know, when you've grew up with it, when there's
a new game, you always think, fuck me, you know, it's going to be great. And I remember being so
disappointed with Sun and Moon. And I was just like, I thought this was going to be so much better,
but it was just too linear. Yeah. I just feel like that's, that's why
Scarlet and Violet is definitely better than Sun and Moon because even though you should go to the
gyms in a set because of levels and whatever, you know, you don't have to, cause you have got
that open world that you can still go around and that, but yeah, Legends was just a game changer
for Pokemon anyway. So it's good to see that they're doing it that way. But that wasn't the
main thing that I was excited about on the Pokemon news. What was it? The trading card.
The trading card guy? Oh, on the phone. Yeah. That's a good idea. I can't believe they haven't
done it. No, no, no. As soon as I seen it, I was like, shit, it's so obvious. It's been staring
them in the face for years because you know, you've been able to play Yugo and all that on the phones
for a long time. So I just couldn't believe it. I was like, shit, that is what I will definitely get.
You know, I did the Pokemon sleep for a little while. You know, it was, it was nice, like, you
know, feeding the Snorlax and whatever, but sounds fucking wrong. That does, doesn't it?
But it was just, it was just too much. I know it's not a fucking big thing, but it was a lot of
effort to try and remember to do it during the day. Cause you had to do stuff during the day.
It wasn't just switching on as you go into sleep. Cause you'd miss out on stuff during the day then
as well. I don't, you don't have time, unless it's a weekend or the day that you're not doing anything.
You just haven't got it. So yeah, I dunno, I think I lasted like a month doing that, but at least with
the trading card game, cause I think it says you get two, three packs a day. And then I'm guessing
it's going to be similar to log. I'm trying to think there was a football card one and all that,
that you could buy packs and that online as well anyway. So I'm guessing it's going to be like that.
You can buy different packs. But just, just starting a little digital collection, it's going to be
important also think. So you have to learn how to use the card game, like how to actually play the
game properly. Cause as good as the card is, I've never played. I don't think I ever drove really.
I mean, I suppose I would have done, but yeah, it was just nice to get the cards.
So yeah, didn't give him any race nights before. No, well, they just said ZI is coming out next
year. So in 2020, but yeah, it just says, I think late 2024 for the card game. So it doesn't look
really going to get anything, excuse me, as a new game for Pokemon this year. I'm quite happy about
that because they do bash them out and I feel like if they just take the time. Yeah. So I feel like
to take the time with this one, it could be the one. Cause they'd have them release no gameplay
with the trailer. It was just Pikachu running around luminous city and he flipped. So we'll see
what the, what the, the start of the game is like. And hopefully it's good. Well, being called legends,
it's gotta be, gotta be like that. So yeah, it's always in on that sort of things. But a quick
rant before we do get onto the old correspondence there. It has been a little while since I've had a
proper rant. Um, but yesterday, so I'm out walking a dog and as always headphones on, so I'm not
listening or, you know, it's, it's the headphones on means don't talk to me. I'm in my zone.
You know, listen to whatever I'm listening. I walk on the dog. Let me be me. Don't want to
speak to anyone. It might have people that still try and speak to me. I don't, I'll do the other
week. Fucking she's on a mobility scooter in the fucking road. And it was only because the dog
stopped and guns water. Cause she's shouting at me. I was like, you're all of, she's like,
Oh, the grades, the better than people. Yeah. I know. That's why I got a dog and have headphones
on. I didn't say that I was polite, you know, but that's what I wanted to say. Cause so you can see
I've got the headphones on. I asked people a lot as well. You see, I got headphones on cause obviously
I've got big hair. I'm thinking, is it not obvious fucking around it all? But anyway,
I'm walking the dog yesterday and, uh, I was, these chaps coming past me and it was only cause
in the corner of my soul, his mouth moving. I was like, Oh, sorry, but did you say something
there? He's like, Oh yeah. Just a wild walk dog. Isn't it nice? Yeah. Yeah. You know,
got to keep him walks. You know, he needs to fucking breathe and that. And, um, so a quick
chat and he's like, Oh yeah. You know, uh, a lot of people, uh, have been saying fucking
about all the dog shit around. Um, and I've had a few people say to me, I bet it's you.
And I've been, no, I've always got the dog backs. So I've literally called out the role of the poop
bags out of my pocket. Sure. It was not me, my always pick it up. So no, no, I've told them,
I don't think it's you. Cause you know, I always see you walking a dog and that dog and I expect
you to be doing the wrong thing. And it took me, cause he's got into his car. Then we took me
out 20 seconds to think what he's just said. Yeah. That people are talking about me, seeing me walk
more dark thinking I'm one of these lazy cunts that doesn't pick up the dog shit. And I swear,
I was rattled dead. No, I'm walking the rest of the way back home and I was fuming, man.
And I'm thinking, I wish I would have just says, tell them people to fuck off or something.
And, oh God, those kind of things that you never think about in the moment though. Any
like it was a red string cause I still haven't pressed pause on the podcast that I was listening
to. So that was still hard playing in my head. I know it's only because I've done it before where
someone says something, I was all night, I've got bags that he was just that natural reaction.
Now I've always got the bags, man. Always pick it up. And yeah, it was just, I just was so pissed
off. But not him, not his, he's obviously just fucking saying what people are says, but the fact
that obviously he's known as people that says, oh yeah, it's a, I dunno, a ginger bearded man
with a big husky cause they all think it's a fucking husky cause not enough people know the
different breeds. And I bet he doesn't pick up the shit. When I'll fucking stand there in the pitch
black, put my torch on my phone to make sure I can pick up that shit because well he doesn't shit as
big as my old dog, but it's still big enough. And I see, as I say, I'm always looking down so I don't
stand in it and that, and there's one round the corner from where this geezer fucking spoke to me
yesterday as well, that I don't even think it's a dog shit. It looks like a piss head, fucking runny
shit. He's left the pub and that and he's like, I can't get over Wickingham. And he's like, he's
on the middle of the path and he's just pulling his fucking trousers down or whatever. And just,
just cause he, it was just mush man. It was fucking, I don't know, cornmeal or whatever disgusting.
So the fact that people think that I'm happy to fucking do that, leave it on the floor,
I wouldn't know fair enough. There has been a handful of times, cause my dog can be a bit of
a dickhead sometimes, he'll essentially crawl inside a fucking bush or in the trees and that
and do it in the stingers and stuff. Now I'm not following inside that to get it, but that's not
where someone else is going to walk in and stand in it. You know, if it's in the middle of the fucking
grass or especially if it's on the path, then I'll get it out. I don't know why as well. There's a spot
they've got a red ass trap and he likes to go on there, a little bit of grass, but they've not
long got the droid on and that. So it's fresh grass and he likes to go on that spot. So I fucking,
I have to keep picking it up from there as well. And it's only in the mornings that I go that route.
And so the fact that I have to keep picking up from there and I'm doing this in the pitch black,
yet people still have the fucking audacity to think I'm one of these dickheads that doesn't pick it up.
Oh God, I was so pissed off. Yeah. Fucking literally I got back and I was just,
cause it was raining a bit, I'm drawing the dark and I was trying hard not to like
mush him up too hard because I'm angry and you just want to fucking ride a little bit.
But yeah, the cheek of it. So yeah, I'll just, I hope that he now tells them people that he's had
a chat with me, just passing by and I pulled the bags out and I assured him I'm not one of these
lazy cunts. Cause it is, it is, it is Liza. I'll get it if it's in the middle of a bush somewhere
or whatever, but when it's in someone's, where someone can walk through it. So be on the path
or on the grass where people, like kids play football or, you know, I've seen people having
picnics on this fucking bit of grass and I know how much dog shit's on there because I always
struggle fucking walking. If the dog's walking, I'll let him be out on the lead and that and I'll
stay on the path because I don't want to stand in it. Fucking, you know, cause I reckon some people must look at me while I'm walking around sometimes.
I'll focus up with him because I'll be like tick towing around because I want to make sure I don't
stand in any and if I do, it's bare minimal because I'm tick towing essentially. Just, yeah, weird to look at, I imagine, but
yeah, you got to. Has to be done. Yeah, cause it's bad enough having mud on you,
trying as you don't want shit, you know, and then someone comes in and walks on your carpet.
Yeah, no, that might fuck you now.
There were, yeah, little rants over there. And you haven't had a rant before, well. I know, yeah.
I could have had a fair few rants over the time, but I even put it as a note on my fucking phone as well,
but I've remembered to say. So now, I know we did say it was going to be a longer episode this week anyway,
because it is episode 15. But yeah, we are finally going to get onto the old correspondence.
Obviously we did do miles at the beginning of the episode. We'll get back onto the emails first,
because we did leave one off last week because we was running out of time. We are recording earlier today,
so we have got a ton, even though we're not going to go on for much longer.
Yeah, well, we say that, we'll say. We'll say.
But yeah, so we'll jump onto Kirsty's email from last week.
Hi guys, still no joy with a date, which is a shame. Just a question.
What was a red flag that made you stop talking to a person immediately?
For me, it wasn't one that I'd stop talking to immediately, but
there was one lady that I was with in particular a good couple of years ago now.
We weren't even together for that long at this point in all, but I don't know,
I'd say it was about three months in or something. Talking away in general, she turned around and she said,
yes, when we have kids next year, I was like, I don't have kids next year.
Yeah.
So yeah, I want to have a baby next year. And so I nicked it straight on the board and said, look,
you have a kid next year, it's not going to be with me. And so pretty much ended it there and then.
And she did, she had a fucking, because it was around Christmas as well, because I can't forget,
she got me fucking a cheering tickets for a concert and that as well. I had that contemplation in my
head, do I get back with her? But nah, fucking, I wasn't going to risk it. But yeah, she ended up
getting with someone else and having a troll pretty much straight away.
How much happens to the cheering tickets?
I don't know. I could have just cried over the imagination of her.
Got it. Well, yeah, that I'd say that was the main thing. I've had it, I've said loads of times,
enough times, just general chat, like trying to chat someone up and she's like, nah, fuck this shit.
It's a dead conversation or I can't be arsed not feeling it. And then you just move on. Well,
uh, yeah, that was definitely the worst one for me. Um, how about yourself? Anything that comes
to mind for you? No, I, yeah, I have, it was just for me, cause my partner just walked in the room.
So it was a bit awkward, but it's all right. You've been together long enough. Yeah, we are.
Thanks mate. Uh, no, for me is when you would text that would text sorry. And then before you
even responded, that text you again, asking if you think was all right or the other texts.
So I hate texting in general because the amount of people that will text,
but they'll send it individual sentences. Yeah. Just send it all to one fucking text message.
You know, it's not old school where you had like 140 characters. And you have to pay for each one.
Yeah. And you've got a short handy bit at a risk batteries.
Fucking wrote it all out properly. Use fucking try and use a bit of grammar, punctuation,
full stops, exclamation mark here and there and just send it all as one message. Yeah. But no,
no, I agree with that. Yeah. For me, it was just, yeah, it was just the over texting. Sometimes,
you know, when you, you couldn't get any space from me, like just fucking leave me alone. Yeah.
Especially when the callers bar that. Yeah. And you blow, I don't know, say you're at work
and it's a text message and you can't see your phone. You haven't heard it. Whatever. And you
look and there's five messages. So while you ignore me, I'm fucking busy and I'm not ignoring
you. I am now though. Yeah. Thank you for emailing me. To be fair, I still do that with the missus.
So I can't say that I miss them or don't miss them. Um, but yeah, cursing, um, I don't know,
just fucking just keep growing in any, wow. Uh, if you're not having any sex, don't grind. Um,
unless you're humping your pillows. I don't know. Uh, all those puppets, never know. Yeah. Just
watch out for friction. Um, miles were already rattled off with that one. 30 doors. Uh, James,
fucking James, one trophy down, free to go.
Honestly. Yeah. This is not wrong though. No, it's not a trophy. Yeah.
What a man. Yeah. The open bus parade will be mental.
Will be when it's just one trophy that you've prayed and around in front of all you, the actual
spaces. Um, I didn't even watch the game. Uh, I knew that Liverpool were going to win. Even when
I saw that it was all a youth essentially, um, which fair blades were rocking back to school
next day, getting a little fucking, uh, walker banner and that. Um, yeah, it's, it's just
embarrassing for chow sir. Yeah. A billion pounds spends on the squad and they just can't do anything.
And the way that the media aren't pushing for watch outs, they're letting him fucking go by and,
you know, no slander or anything. And they're letting Eddie how fucking plot on when they got
battered on the weekend as well. Yeah. Fair enough. Yes. You know, he played shit and deserve to lose
the full of our draft. But, you know, it's just, it's like, they've got the articles ready. 10,
I'll go. The one that narrative. Yeah. They just, because the media didn't want him as, you know,
manager, the one he punched, you know? And so it's like, they're just any little thing. They're
trying to get him out, you know, the coming out the other day, looking, uh, there's a rift between
him and Marcus Rashford. Oh, fucking have you seen any of these little fucking statements as well?
No. So again, because he played sheets on the weekends and the other nights, uh, you know,
he's throwing his arms around fucking, he's not tracking back in that. Fair enough. Yeah. He's
because Hoylund's injured. He's playing upfront system of annoying. So, you know, you can't really
track back in that position, but it's the lack of effort and enthusiasm. And so because he's got a
bit of stick from fans, he's given a little statement saying, you know, I had a hard childhood
and I got offered to play for another club. They were going to get me a house and this and that,
but I chose to stay with you know, it's even, you know, I've come through hard times before and this
and that, right. If I were getting paid 325 grand a week, I'd be fucking helping the Groundsman,
cutting the grass, cleaning that fucking team, cleaning the boots, mate. I'd be doing everything.
I'd be like, let's give me a kick. I'll take it home. I'll wash it. Don't worry. I've got cleaners to do that.
I'll do everything that I possibly could as well as put a shift in on the fucking pitch.
Fucking, and he has the cheek. It's all publicity. You know, the prick hasn't even
blocked. They're doing them around. I'm getting a bit fucking raggy. I'm still a bit emotional from
the poo, blind from the fucking other people. But I like him. He was a good lad. He's a man now and
he needs to fucking stop being a child. He never apologised for the bullshit over in Belfast.
He's putting out stupid fucking tweets of him doing a puzzle and fucking drinking a cup of tea
and whatever. We don't need that bullshit. Just fucking get your head down and play football.
It's all we need. I don't know if the word is ironic that he's saying, I had a hard time
bringing him, but he's been on, you know, he's been, when did he break through, man? You know,
when he was 17. 17. For 10 years ago. So for 10 years he's had an easy, not hard, from a financial
point of view. Yeah. It was the stupid stuff. Like, you know, my family made sacrifices for me to be
a professional footballer. Yeah. And look what he's paid for. Yeah. And you think of, that's so common
these days, though. You know, the amount of people that put their heart and soul in the kids to be
a professional footballer. And it doesn't happen. Or, you know, not that it's a bad thing, but they're
playing for a conference league or a league one team. They can't afford to look after everyone
that's looked after them. Yeah. But you know, it's just part of being a parent these days, because,
you know, my brother could have done well with football. I don't think a Premier League level,
but you know, he had the chance to play for Burton Albion and stuff and, you know, his heart wasn't
in the game. Yeah. It wasn't your way around. It wasn't through lack of effort on dad's side on that.
You know, I've said it before, I potentially could have gone on to be a goalkeeper, but I started
working and fucking, you know, earning money. So I was not looking after myself in that sense. I was
thinking of fucking, oh, I got money, get on the bears, kid. But, you know, these lads, he's had the
world thrown at him and he's just fucking, he's wasting it. Yeah. Because he's got that contract
now. And a lot of people are saying it's since he split up with fucking Alicia Layman, who plays
for the Bassam Villa, which I've never seen a picture of her with no makeup on. So I don't know.
Was it even with her? Apparently, this is what I'm reading. And look, so when they were together last
year, he had a great season and then they split up and it's all gone to shit for him now. So I thought
she was with that Villa player. I don't know, man. I don't know. But it's just what I keep seeing from
other people. No, he's just got the money. He doesn't care. Now he wants to move on. I think that's all he's got. He's got the contract.
He's not happy. He wants to move on. Just don't move on. Well, that's what he's saying in his fucking statement, though.
You know, he'll bleed for Manchester and fucking this and that. But he won't run from. I know.
It's so contradictory. So don't waste your time sitting there with you. You're trying to make a point.
Just make a point. Yeah. You know, you get in your fucking PR team to fucking write a statement and
fucking get the camera set up and that just to do this bullshit for a bit of sympathy. No, just say to
the fucking fans, look, I'm sorry, I've done good enough. I'm trying. And then put the fucking
shifting. Stop throwing your arms around. Put your fucking head down. Get on the ball. Don't even need
score. Just put the fucking ball in for someone else. You know, get the assist. Just contribute to the game.
Stop being a fucking shit head. Right. So two runs. Two runs. Yeah. 50th special. But James, the man said you're still going to win the league.
I think you know what? You and James need to do some kind of thing. You know, so like if Liverpool do win the like,
you know, win like. If Liverpool win the prep, he's getting blocked.
Nah, nah, I'll still, I'll accept you, you shit housewreck. If Liverpool can win the league. But I can't see it happening.
Just can't. Unfortunately, they've got an injury crisis at the moment and we saw what happened
before when Van Dijk and that was out. You know, they really struggled. Fortunately,
for them, he's all right at the moment. But you know, it's, it's going to be hard. It's one thing
beating Chelsea. You've been fucking, what, 12 or something. And RB, the boy and the man. Yeah.
But yeah. Still, they've won a couple already. One more than Man Utd. So. Yeah, but we won more than them
last year as well. And then we've got them in the next round of the FA Cup. Yeah. James, if we'll see
your comments off of that one. Fuck you. I'd love them to win now. James is fucking giving. Ignore that email.
Nah, I'll still read it out. I'm not a sore loser. But, nah, we'll see what happens with that one.
I think that was it with the emails. Let me just double check before I'll get on to it.
Yeah, that was it on the emails. So let's go through one of your whatsapps.
I will say names. I won't say numbers. Well, I'd have to click on the thing for the numbers anyway.
It's from Abs. Oh my God. This is levels. Love your advice. Do you think Steve's mates can get
back to having a normal relationship? I'm so invested. No, Abs, thanks for hitting the real talk hotline.
And just so you know, Steve's whatsapp as well. Fucking Stevie Boy. This has got everyone gripped.
So Steve's mates, he was on the sofa for a little while. His missus was getting banged out on fucking
Onlyfans. Not while they'd been together. Before. Yeah. And now she just does solo stuff. Yeah,
because we asked, we just assumed she's doing solo stuff, didn't we? For him to get back together.
For them to get back together. Well, I'm guessing that's still what it is. Right. Because there was...
Because she still... No, didn't we ask if she was still doing it? Yeah, so she was still doing it and
his mate wanted to see the content before it went out. Why, that's it. So it has to be solo stuff,
because you're not... Well, unless you're into that thing, being a cook or whatever.
But, so we've got a message from Steve. Yeah, so Steve... Hi lads, it's Steve, the Onlyfans friend.
There's nothing really new to update. He's just keeping his head down. A few people know what
happened, so he's just staying in really. I believed she had a normal job. Oh yeah, we asked
what did we think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we didn't know what anyone thought she did for a living.
Yeah, I believe she had a normal job, just a week in an office. Never came up in conversation much,
so I didn't think. I'm trying to get him out for some beers, so I'll keep you posted with any news.
Right. So Steve's like a little fucking little agent for us. He's a... It's interesting,
though, because it's always weird if you would have... Well, if you thought like your girlfriend
had a normal job, and then it turns out to be something like that, it's how you would react.
Yeah, so going to Ab's message, could it go back to normal? I mean, what is normal these days in
general, but can you be normal when your missus is doing all that for money? For us, I don't think
it would go back to normal, because that's not a part of our generation.
No. It wasn't a thing. But like if she's already done it, it's already out there,
and it's like, it's already out there regardless, so why stop now? Because it's already out there.
I think if he would have known about it, getting into the relationship, it wouldn't have been an
issue. But finding out about it, the way that he did, and then, you know, obviously taking a little
break, and then getting back together, it's all down to his own emotions, really. He's going to be
able to not be jealous, not be controlling or anything, you know. So if he is wanting to keep
an eye on the content, how is he keeping an eye on it? Is he going to get involved? Hopefully Steve's
trying to find those questions out. Hopefully he does go out for a beer with you, and, mate, just
get him steaming. Just get him on the old vodka and the fucking sambucas. Just get him lagging.
Yeah, hail some stories, Dad.
Mate, go on, get it up, thank you. Maybe because you do want to see his nips or whatever,
but just phone out what the content is. Let us know, because Abs wants to know.
I'm sure other people want to know as well, not just Abs. But yeah,
but yeah, we, I don't know, because we haven't been through anything like it.
It's a hard one.
Yeah, so if it was, because originally he asked about cheating, wasn't he? I think,
I would be fit, or it might have been someone else that asked.
Yeah, no, it was someone else about that, but he asked how would...
He went straight to the point pretty quickly, yeah. But yeah, I know we've said it before,
like I would be fairly a partner in jail or whatever.
But it's not, if she hasn't done that stuff,
while they're together, it's not cheating. She said, if I remember correctly, she hasn't
done anything like that since they've got together.
Yeah, I think it's, with that, it just comes down to the trust. Can you trust that she's not going
to be taking any advantages? Because depending on what level it is, there'll be people
inboxing, texting and whatever. And then there's probably going to be other people saying,
oh, I'm a content creator as well. I'll give you some money. You won't be in the fucking
scene with me and whatever. We'll fucking ring each other out or something. I don't know.
So can you trust that that's not going to happen? Or if it is going to happen,
are you going to be happy having the conversation and letting it happen?
I don't know. I wouldn't be comfortable with it.
All these things must have been discussed though, because obviously he's moved back here.
Hopefully they have, yeah.
But Stephen just needs to get...
Just get the dish, ain't it, man? We want to sit here with a cup of tea or a
burmurrette and read the details, ain't it? Give it all to the fans. Because yeah,
Steve, you're under pressure now anyway, mate. It's not just for us. We've got people wanting
to know what's going on, man. So yeah, we've got another one here from Laura. Hey guys,
do you think you could disappear and not be found on the run from the police?
So to me, I was thinking about that program that was out before then. I don't know what it was
called, but yeah, I don't know. You had a little week not to be caught or something.
Yeah. No, I think it was a bit longer than that. But yeah, so they'd drop you off at a location
and then you had to stay off the radar, off the hunters. And then I think it was like three days
before it finished, it'd give you a location where you had to get to, to get the money.
So it was like that. But I think, yes, I think I could, but you'd have to be really strict
and you'd have to live from a 10-bicycle. Because you can have a car. You can have a car.
The IPR would get you. That was the call, the IPR machine. What was that called?
Yeah, yeah, IMPR.
IMPR, that's the one, sorry. Yeah. Automatic number plate.
That's the one. Yeah. So IMPR and it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you'd have to just initially go to
the bank and just block. Empty. As much as you can anyway. So I think in general,
depending on what bank you bank with. But then you're going to have to get caught
though at some point because you run out of money. Well, yeah. So what I'd do is,
like get as much cash out as they'll physically let me. Not that I've got tens of thousands in
the bank and that anyway, but you know, get it all out. Then I'd give someone my credit. Well,
I don't know. So whatever money's left in my debit account, give someone that card,
give someone else a credit card and that. Just go fuck off, do shit, spend money.
Yeah. Like, but not in Birmingham or the Westman who just traveled away.
Yeah. Yeah.
Cause you thought I'd reckon them away. Yeah. So they can't track you that way.
I think I'd be able to cheat a fair bit as well. So shave my head, shave my beard.
I'd be a lot less recognizable. Again, not wear the glasses. You know, I'd struggle to see some
things, but you know, I wouldn't be driving at that point. So I wouldn't need to read the number
plates. And then, yeah, just get yourself a load of easy food, as you say, just go out, count
somewhere. And that's it. Because what I've seen on the hunted, the best ones are always,
I remember two lads just getting two bikes, getting tense. And all they did is literally
just get on the bikes every day. So I caught the camped out and I absolutely smashed it.
And I always thought that was the best way to be just low key under the radar.
So I never used to watch it all, but do you not think that the camera crew would have cheated?
I always said this because I says, cause they'd noticed the camera more than the people.
Yeah. Someone's got a big fuck off camera and also, and you'd think, cause they never move a
night as well. It's like from Los Alamos time, you never see him like look two o'clock in the
morning, move. And it's all, I feel like the half set times where everyone stops, but I always feel
like, I don't know. I suppose you'd want to do it during peak times anyway, because it's
not for the CCTV sort of things. It's busier. It's less likely to be able to spot you in a crowd and
stuff. Yes. But like if you're, I don't know, I'd think that the camera crew would give you more,
would give you why I think so. It's not just that I'm thinking like, they'd be like, hang on,
we're heading to such and such. Yeah. Because that's the name of the game. They want the,
the thrill of being caught and stuff. So, and just missing them. Like just, oh, there was just
there like yesterday or an hour ago. Yeah. So I think it wasn't a part of the TV program. I think
I'd smash it. I think I could do it for a couple of days, a couple of weeks. It's just, it's just
funding. I mean, you just need a network, I suppose, for how long? Yeah. Well, as I say,
I'd get a load of cash. And then I'd just be able to just put slack to a little shop somewhere,
fucking get the supplies, get some tins of beans, some fucking, some bread and that.
It's hard to bring all the tins, yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah, just, just fucking, just leave it up
in the woods for a little while, man. So fucking easy enough. Little camp out. I mean, to be fair,
with some of the caravan parks I've been over the years, I could easily go to one of them,
you know, it's all self catering and that. Yeah. No one's gonna know you there. Yeah.
I doubt that those fucking cameras inside of the fucking little spot that's unsalted,
but we're connected to the people right now. You know, so you just go in, fucking, and as I say,
I've shaved my hair and fucking everything. So they're not going to recognise me off of that
anyway. Yeah. Just seriously, because I did it a couple of years ago. Uh, 260 pound per week.
And like, you know, it's gas and electric fucking free TV. Uh, there wasn't Wi-Fi. I could have
paid for it. Well, yeah. The hardest thing would be not having your phone, not being able to use
your phone. So I suppose you'd have to do that as well. Yeah. And get a SIM card, 10 pound on it,
fucking flick through, ticked off that way then. That's it. That's it. Wow. I mean, the main thing
before I'd have to still bank. I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to do it in, that's why I couldn't
do it before. I don't think I'd have to still be able to release myself. No, but there must,
I know in the violin they're doing on there. Yeah, but that's what you used to do. You love it though,
don't you? No, I didn't even finish watching it. I do not believe you. Do not believe you. Um,
right. Now there was, since we're on, uh, essentially camping, we've got one from Lee.
Uh, so he was the first one to text us about it. It was on Sunday. Um, I think it was Sunday
anyway. I don't know, but I'd seen the phone because say for anyone that does text or WhatsApp
on 0747 0488 096, uh, I'm not going to be holding the phone all the time. I am going to just look
at it intermittently. Um, so Lee started off with, is this real? And I said, yes, it's the real
talking podcast. Uh, he's gone mad. Love the pod. So cheers, mate. Send us your questions in.
I'll read them out. And, uh, yeah. So he said, have you got any funny camping slash tent stories?
Uh, so a joint month for Ross would be when we went away, the brain was it? Yeah, it was brain.
Um, so we borrowed a tent from a friend who's it's their dad's tent that they use for fishing.
So shout out the bat, you can imagine that it's mouth fish. Uh, the zip was broke on it as well.
Wernie. Yeah. But initially we didn't care. We, we dropped off cause it was also in your brother.
Yeah. Was some of your family there in, yes, as well. So some of my family was there in the
caravan part and we was in the camping part of it. Yeah. So that day would have just been there
anyway. I don't think it was because of them. We went there in general. No, I think we've handed
and I just happened to be there because I would go there quite often. So yeah, we've literally,
we've rocked up in the band, got the 10 tape, pegged it down and that, and we just wanted to
get around the beers. I remember like we set it up and was like, yeah, that ain't going nowhere.
Yeah. This is sweet. This is solid. Yeah. Get some food, get some drinks and that we're having a
good time now. Fucking get on it. And, uh, it wasn't even a light one that we got back there.
No, what we did, mate, we went and saw some family, asked them what was going on.
And I'm sure we went to like the club on site for like one or two, went back to get changed
because you were going towards the evening and then you pick up the story there, mate. So,
uh, Lord Cabot has been recently a bit windy. Uh, the wind came out and over there as well. And
so as we walked around the corner, cause it was like an open bit of hedge, uh, leading to the
camping side of the field. We did camp up when no one else was like everyone was to the right.
And we just went to the left. If I remember correctly, yeah. And, uh, so you saw the band
and then you saw where the tent was. And the pigs were sitting in the ground as well. I think it
was like one bit of string hanging off one where it snapped up or something. If we would have left
that, like, that would have gone. So yeah, there was a quick attempt to like re-peg it back down
and that. But he was solid from there though, from the second time. It's not like we did
much different. I think, I think we bent the pegs over a bit more. So there was two points of contact
and that, um, but yeah, it was just ridiculous. And then I remember when we got back on the night
time properly then, not because the zip wasn't closing. Yeah. You'd have to, you parked your van
with the door open, wasn't it? So they went over the door. Yeah. We was trying to do that.
When it was the back door, sorry. Yeah. I'm sure you did. I can't remember now, but I remember the
van door was trying to do it and that as well. But essentially I remember just sleeping in the van
then anyway. And, uh, cause your brother stayed in the tent then didn't he? No, I thought, I thought
me and you stayed in the tent and Jamie stayed in the back of your van. I can't remember now. I know
we ended up splitting up anyway. Yeah. Cause you were, I remember I got some tape out and I was
pulling a fucking gap up where the zip was popped as well. I mean, we weren't even that drunk
either. I suppose it was a good job. We weren't completely lagging, but oh God. Yeah. Yeah. It
was definitely that night. Yeah. You brought her in the, uh, in the back of the van. Oh God. Um,
so that was a funny, funny one, uh, camping story. Now have you got any over ones? No. So it's not
so much a camping one. It's obviously when we all went to Yarmouth, but we stayed in the car. It's
not so much camping, but you know, you have, you know, lads in a car van, you know, you know,
what's going on. But, uh, yeah, it was, but apart from that, I'd say that's the only really camping
experience I've ever had. I'm not a big camper. I don't, I'm not, I don't like the fact that when
you need a piece, you have to go to like the toilets, like the communal toilets to have a
piece. That's when you're on a solid log. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you do natural camping, you just
out in the woods and just miss against the trailer. Um, so I've done enough of it when I was in the
cadets and that tent boys and, uh, no burpas and that little, but I remember when, when I was,
uh, I remember when I was 16, uh, with the first Mrs. And, uh, so my mom and dad had a caravan,
the tow away with them, uh, you know, stashed it in the back garden and, you know,
hook it up to the back of the motor. And so there was, I think it must've been the first song,
went away with them. And so, you know, 16, I wasn't a drinker at these points, but a dad's there,
giving me fucking drink after drink. And so even though they had the solid awning, which is like a
tent that goes on to the caravan, uh, we still slept in a tent outside and, uh, we started getting
down to eat side, making some sweet live. And that was the fucking acts. I says we've got to stop
and I throw up in the tents and it was loads as well. Cause it was just pure alcohol. No, man,
it was fucking mental. Um, so yeah, ended up having to fucking sleep in the awning then. Um,
and yeah, I remember just hosing down the caravan, the fucking, well, so give it a partial
clean at that point, but I had to full on fucking clean it out and everything then. Luckily it was
only for a weekend because, uh, I was so embarrassed, man. Yeah. It was all right after then.
I knew it's fucking load cause it, you know, your first beers and all proper beers, you don't fucking
know when to stop. And, uh, not that I ever really did know when to stop when I was younger, but
yeah, we've other people, the adults really, um, I knew not strong, keep up with you. Yeah. I remember
one time though, I went camping. Well, I was in a caravan and, uh,
with one, one of the old partners and, um, you know, when you can tell people's having sex,
yeah, that's always funny. Cause you're like, there was sex. Yeah.
Cause you can hear it more, can't you? Especially in the caravan. You can feel the
the motion in the ocean as well. Can't you? Um, but yeah, I mean, there's loads of caravan stories
I could wrap along with, but we'll save them for another day. I do want to get through the rest of
these, uh, what's apps. Uh, so we've got one from Brian here. Uh, what's happening lads. My mate
thinks he can pull the waitress at Hooters. What's your views? So Hooters, there's only a couple over
here as well. I think there's a few. Yeah. There's definitely one in Liverpool. I don't think there's
one in Birmingham. There's one in Nonningham, I believe. I've never seen one after me. Well,
I've only seen it on TV because obviously it's, it's big over in America. Um, no fair play to
this lad. If he does manage to pull up. Well, sorry, like he's talking the game, but he's,
you know, that's when he gets on the field, that's the way he plays. So, right. You need to,
mate, you need to beat your mate up so much that he can, if he goes for it, just, just tell him
that you've got all the res and all the Gs so you can do this and get him to go for it and get your
phone out. Just give a little record. And for our pleasure, it goes all Pete Tong. Yeah. Um,
cause you got to bear in mind. She probably gets hit on all the time. Maybe you have to be a little
discreet and just leave your number on, you know, like when you've paid the bill and you leave a
little tip. Yeah. I mean, there's ways to eat, you know, my Mrs was working behind the bar when I
met her, you know, fucking, we know how that ended happily married. But then if you've got someone
with Hooters that works with Hoot, would you be jealous then? Cause you know what that job, I'm
not saying it's like a sexual drug, but well, yeah, it's more sexual cause it's, it's, it's
for, there's nothing, there's nothing going on, but you know, I'm saying it's, it's men perving.
Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's the name of the game. And essentially, that's what I was going to say.
I would say to you, mate,
sorry, dodgy little technical error there. Well, Ash, you was giving some real advice.
Yeah. All I was going to say is to you, mate, you know, take him there. Let's see what he's got,
you know, and you can't knock him for trying, give him a go. And if he does well, get him drunk.
No, yeah. Oh, you're going to have to be any, especially if you go with the last like, yeah,
I wouldn't, it'd be interesting to know what he thinks this, what happened for him to think,
I can pull the Hooters chick. That's interesting. I've just got in my head that it's like your man
from the in between us. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just chatting. She, you know, reckons he's got a
fucking 16 inch dick and that old, but yeah, I could take her home if I wanted to go on then.
Just get in there. Sit there, see what happens. So if you're listening to this as it comes out,
Saturday, the second of March, 10 o'clock by the time you finish listening to it and get to this
point, you will have to 12 o'clock if you're listening to it straight away. Jesus. Long episode.
Yeah. Hope you're still listening anyway. But yeah, get him drunk. Take him out tonight,
get him drunk at the Hooters. Yeah. Record it. Got to record it. And if he's funny,
send it in to the realtor hotline. Cause either way it's a win. It's funny if he does on and then
if he does, it's his win. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, let us know about that, man. Um, yeah,
thanks for that. Right. And, uh, last but not least, we've got a message from Carl, uh, what's
up lads. So you give digs to a few celebrities. How many of you met and what are the log?
Ooh. So to be fair, it's only me that's really met in a, yeah. And I mean, you can, you can't
really class all the footballers celebrities. No. Cause it's just a lot of money for kicking a ball
around. Um, have you met anyone notable? No, no. So apart from Dermot O'Leary, shit, I was in it
before. Yeah. Um, there was that time with Jeremy Clarkson. Do you remember that? Oh, when we
saw him. Uh, so it was Kanye West at the NEC. And cause we're them guys that like to get there
early because it wasn't seated. It was standing. So we wanted to be at the front of the queue,
no, not like the little girls at the town of sweep concerts with the little signs or whatever.
We was the men making sure we're at the front. Not that we wanted to get squashed against the
barrier, but we just wanted to make sure. Yeah. No, if you're going to get there early, you've
got to get there early. Yeah. And, uh, so we've got there and it was as we was walking around to
find the, uh, the wilding spot. Yeah. Where, uh, the stage where he was going to be and all that
was walking, not for the car park, but along the road. Yeah. We went like the back wide and
we, for some reason, yeah, completely avoided all the shops and that we went sort of like the
loading bays around and all that. Yeah. I just remember just walking and you're like,
Hey, that's Jeremy Clarkson over there. Cause at the same time there was doing the top gear live.
Yeah. And I remember there was doing some rehearsals and we just saw him and he was
having a fag. And I remember you got a cigarette. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, I just remember, I think he
was, he was like, Jeremy, and he didn't even finish that cigarette. He literally just looked
like, look, shook his head, dashed his fucking cigarette. And went, yeah, just walked back off,
went back into the studio. He wasn't having none of it. He was like, I ain't got time for this.
He must have had in his head, yeah. Go out the back door. It's quiet. I can have myself a smoke.
I'll be fine. And then as soon as he's seen us two little dickheads, like,
power walking. German! German! Fucking chatting shit. Cause we did speed up as well.
And we wanted to get over to him. Yeah. I haven't really met many, I've seen a few when I'm trying
to mainly footballers, but any underground, I did see, um, not Gavin and Stacey. Yeah. Who's,
what's his name? The one who plays Gavin. Gavin. Oh, I don't know his real name. So this was at the
peak of Gavin Stacey, which I've never watched, but I seen him walk into, is he called the Palisades
in Birmingham? The Palisades up the ramp. Yeah. Yeah. So he walked up there and as I'm going out
out of the downstairs ramp, him and his friend looked around and was like, fuck this. And he
the both went, fuck this. Like, and just turned back. But he was here. Uh, but he's not the
famous Gavin that you've met though, is he? Have I met another? Autoglass. Ah, Gavin from
all our glass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Met the actual Gavin. Yeah. And so for any of the younger
listeners and viewers, it was just the older Autoglass advert and I'm Gavin from Autoglass.
And then just talk about if you've got a broken windscreen, Autoglass is the one for you. Yeah.
Um, you know, I went to, when I went to LA and we'd done all, we'd done two,
when you go to the Hollywood homes, I just wanted one, just to fucking walk out the fucking house.
And it, cause like the driver who like obviously in the rights, wasn't around this one was like,
yeah, you know, we've seen, you know, I know a few of them that come out when they see my
car and you think it, right, the van, sorry. So you're thinking we're going to see someone here.
Yeah. Didn't see no one. Didn't see no one, my friend, I've seen Adriano Grande's brother
get out of Porsche. That's the only person I've seen. I wouldn't even know who that is.
No, I only know because I think he was on some TV show and I remember, I remember Chris Carter
pointing out, I was like, that's him. And apart from that, I don't think of, I've
saw it's footballers. I don't really see him any day. Yeah. Well, no. So, I saw Gabby Iqbonglahor,
I was in his car park and he was walking past the, which says before, I told him he played shit the
day before, which was every game for him really. And if the gates weren't there, he would have swung
for me, told me to fuck off. Probably one of the smartest things he's ever said. Yeah, I've worked
in a lot of footballers' houses, had a poo in most of them. A few people that worked for the BBC.
There was a Tory MP years ago as well. He was actually okay. Yeah, but I'd say the most famous
ones were in the Palisades again, the power rangers. The actual power rangers. They weren't the actual ones.
He was just like, obviously, a lot of the stunt people in the costumes and that. But I was a kid,
any other. To me, it was them. It was the real power rangers. I had a picture with, I think,
if I remember rightly, it was Billy and Trina. Nice. Because Tommy wasn't there. It was just the
original five OGs. I saw it only last night. Apparently, it's in development, a reboot series
of the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that's going to be on Netflix. And they're going to be
hour long episodes. You know, obviously, you watched that Netflix special, didn't you?
The Anvilish Respiratory. I did, yeah. I don't know if it's age well enough, mate.
No, but I saw it's a reboot anyway. So it's not going to be. It probably will have cameos of
original cast. Can you imagine how, whoa, that's going to be though? I imagine it's just going to
be similar to the reboot film that it did really. But I don't know how it's going to work story wise
because you've got to develop the characters. Can you still have a big voice on each one?
I mean, it's got to be similar in a sense to how supernatural was.
And could you get away with just hiding behind the bush and teleporting from your watch when
there's smartphones and. Do you know what I mean?
It's got to be modern now.
Yeah. I'm going five of them was just here now than now.
Yeah. And it happens all the time.
And artists are going to wear the same colors represented in their costumes.
Cause that was two on the nose.
Don't you think like, if you like, oh, fucking Billy always wears blue.
Especially when they save the friends as well. Sure. You'd be like, I sounded like that, come on.
Yeah. You know, Balkan school definitely.
They should have done.
Is that the name Balkan school?
Yeah. Not the real names, but yeah.
Yeah. Indeed. I think it was meant to have been coming out the back end of the show as well.
From what I saw. So I'll be keeping an eye out for it. I will watch it.
Some, sometimes just something just needs to be left over there.
Well, you know, it's as long as they're still making money from it, they're going to do it.
And I know it's not the Simpsons on season 400 now and they're still going to be.
Yes. But it's like how I met, obviously how I met your mother was fucking great.
And then how I met your father's auditing council.
Yeah. Which was annoying.
It's just like, at least give you one more just to finish it off. Just rush it. Just like, oh.
Tell us who the barber was there.
Yeah. Which I, go on, cause I think I know who he was, but I can't remember his name.
Oh, I didn't make a prediction. I knew who it was going to be, to be honest.
Oh, you know who I thought he was going to be? The, um, the Indian lad,
the one that owns the bar.
Well, he was married, Werner.
He was going to get married. And I tell you why I think it was him from the very start,
when they sat in the taxi, them two spoke about love and there was like, it should be this,
he should be that. And there was times in the series where it was just them two.
I remember one time when the both went to a vending machine after a rad night went.
And I was like, relationships are tough. You've got to work through stuff.
And he was, and I was just like, that's.
As if they were trying to do the same with Robin.
Yes. And cause you never saw the person, like you never saw it from, you never saw the kid.
I was just going to say, we never see the kids.
So you can't see their ethnicity.
Exactly. So I thought it's going to be someone in the group.
Cause otherwise if it wasn't, you would have seen the person cause you have no relevance to one.
Yeah, it has to be from the brand group.
So that's one, that's, that's what for you can't see him because he's got to be from the friends,
the friends group. That's why you're not seeing him.
But for me, that's who he was going to be.
Yeah. Hopefully there is another network that picks it up.
It was on Hulu in the US and Disney plus over.
So hopefully someone picks it up, you know, even if it is Netflix that just does it for the season,
just to tie it off.
Yeah.
It cracks me up when they do that, they'll build a story.
I mean, I wasn't investing into it much.
I'm sure it was like only 10 episodes a season as well.
Like do you reckon about 24?
Went on for days and it was great.
So I mean, I've been a while since I watched it, but I have watched it numerous times from start to finish.
Yeah. I mean, there is more stuff that we can still rattle on about.
Paul Pogba, four year band.
Yeah.
There's no relevant scene because, you know, when's he last played?
He hasn't played for 10 years.
And when was the last time he played?
Well, you know what I mean?
He's been playing for a lot of 10 years.
Yeah. Handful of times for United.
Never watch Juventus.
He's played a lot of twice for them in just straight away.
Yeah. Ronaldo's had a one game ban as well.
Yeah. There's other stuff.
But otherwise, no.
We'll end it there.
It has been a long and wonderful episode 50.
I was going to say 30 then.
An anniversary one.
An anniversary episode.
One year.
Big boys.
And yeah, we'll let it go there.
Don't forget to send the text in, WhatsApps and whatever.
Still carry an email in that as well if you want to.
Links are all in the description.
Blowing around on the YouTube page, on the screen and that here and there throughout the video.
Sometimes they might need a little bit of break from just seeing our faces.
That's it.
Depends on what they're into.
What if anyone has watched it and had a little wank off or something?
I hope not.
Let us know if you have.
I hope not.
So yeah, we'll leave it there.
We're all going out.
I'm going home.
You're going out.
Sushi!
That's it.
And so yeah, any final words?
No, just to say, as I know I said it earlier,
just to thank everyone that supported the show throughout the year.
And you know, I took time listening, email, now messaging on that real hotline.
But yeah, I just want to say a big thank you for everyone.
You know, we couldn't have done it without you.
We're thankful for you.
Yeah, and here's to another year.
And last but not least, FoxHamsmith.
We'll see you next week.
Peace.