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Hi everyone, welcome back to episode 50. What? The real talking podcast with your hosts Ash

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and JD. Now I was going to get the party poppers out but I can't have Mrs Chapman moaning at

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me that I've got to clean up after the mess that had been made. But instead of that, I

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have got, you've already cracked yours over so don't listen to the lies. Take a little beer.

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Little cheers.

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I mean it's no Aunt Bessie's but you know, it's a nice lager.

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Which is probably my favourite lager I must admit. Yeah, as a standard lager, even though

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it's classed as a premium lager, it is one of the better tasting ones. I've never really rated

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Peroni. Budweiser as well. I mean I can drink it when it's cold on draft but bottles and cans, no.

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How do you feel about Madri? Madri's alright. I don't like Madri. I can't. I don't like having

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too many of them because a couple of points it's okay but yeah, I couldn't stand them all

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at all. The taste starts to get boring a little bit. I know what you mean with the headaches but

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to be fair, I think since I stopped drinking lager, primarily lager, because obviously I drink

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Guinness and Ailes and whatnot. Aunt Bessie's. Yeah, yeah. I've not seen them since. I ain't

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surprised. Probably going to be a Christmas thing today. But yeah, so every now and again when I do

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just have a note of lager, I'm not feeling a hangover or anything but you do feel the remnant.

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So essentially what I'm saying is I'll know that I've been drinking lager or not before

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as opposed to if I've had a skin full of Guinness or whatever. Right, yeah.

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Yeah, I mean it's not always party time. We can't always be on the woo-woo's can we?

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Woo!

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Because you're out on the beers tonight, aren't you? Yeah, I mean having some beers, going for some

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food, some sushi should be a good one. Breaking the diet. Yeah, terrible. I've still not done

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anything different with my diet. I'm still just eating. Well, I sound a bit bad when I say eating

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what I want tonight. It's just I have no preference. I'm not trying to eat a little or watch what I eat

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tonight. It's just I fancy having a frozen pizza or throw one in if I want a lasagna or whatever.

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Just happy. I'm not always about counting the calories. I'm not too fast. So also obviously

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this is going back to, I mean I'm going back now to the New Year's one where we said some revolutions

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and I said like diet. So I'm on track with that one. Well, not to cut you in your tracks but since

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you are about to go on that, we will do a quick correspondence. So Myles emailed the other day.

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Okay. So gassed that you're reading my emails out. All caught up now I think. How's the New Year's

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going? Oh, okay. Diet and being a dad, well, for you. Dad didn't make any New Year's resolutions.

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Happy being me is what it says. And also I didn't know he emailed. So we can go straight into that

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and that's perfect timing there, Joe. Well, there is other stuff I'm going to talk about. Yeah,

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yeah. I know what you're saying. You got to try and do a bit of a segue. I think that's it.

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You're getting good at this way. You're getting...

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So yeah. Well, yeah. You were about to say how you thought it's going to be from the New Year's

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resolution. Yeah. Really well. So I started at 219 pounds at the current, this day I'm 200.6 pounds.

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So there's 17 pounds different. I'm just trying to get into those 190. So I've got a week left.

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But yeah, really happy with it. I'm going to do another one after, try it after,

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a 12 week one straight into the summer. So hopefully I'll have abs. That's the goal then.

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So when you start the next one, have you got a goal weight that you're intending to get to the

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end of that? No, because with this one, I wanted to get 204. It's more just the visual from it.

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Okay. If I carry on the way with the weight loss that I am, which is about a pound and a half the

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week at the moment, because you know what it is when you weigh more, sorry, when you weigh less,

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you have to walk more to burn more calories than you was when you was 18 pounds heavier.

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So it's more just carrying on. I reckon I don't want to put a number on it now.

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If I can get 190 after the 12 weeks, that's 10 pounds, which is doable. And I think that's

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probably where I want to be with it. Cause I don't want to be totally strict with this one as well.

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With this one, I've been quite strict besides the after plan meal once a week. Yeah. Well,

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you got to have a cheap meal. I try not to have a cheap meal,

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mate, but it's like I eat one meal and I'm full then for the rest of the day. Cause you know,

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just eating like meals throughout the week. Yeah. Yeah. Have you looked into any of those

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fiber drinks though? So you get the powder, you put it in water and then essentially you're

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filling yourself up before eating a meal. No, no, because after me, I'm not hungry on this diet.

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That's why I like it. And that's why when I said to him, I don't want to, if I carry on,

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I don't want to change my diet because it's just, I never get hungry. It's just on the weekends,

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you know, when you're suddenly wanting stuff, when you do your shopping. Especially when you're

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doing nothing as well. Cause I always tend to find if I'm sitting around for an hour or so,

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and I haven't eaten yet, then it will just pop in my head. Cause I do always think about food.

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Cause I, as I've said plenty of times before, I enjoy cooking and that. So a lot of the time

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we will think about what I'm going to cook. Yeah. Yeah. Gonna be a barbecue, chicken wings

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and chips. They're nice. Nice. Easiest. So yeah, cause I'm thinking about that quite often. So if

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I'm literally not doing something and then that thought pops in my head, then I'll be thinking,

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Oh, I'm a grinner. Or even with earlier, uh, sitting there, uh, about an hour and a half to go

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before my fast time would have been ended or the 16 hour points anyway. And it was just like,

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Oh yeah, I'll probably have some toasts in a bit then. And as soon as I thought about that,

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I think my body's going to be like, and so at least when I'm, I'm working or doing stuff,

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like I walk in a dog or whatever, if that thought pops in my head, it doesn't bother me as much.

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Right. Yeah. It's a weekend and you're not doing anything. Or as you say, you're shopping. Cause

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that's one of the worst things if you're hungry or you see something you think that looks nice.

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Shopping on an empty stomach is the wrong thing. And I, we always do. I always say

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to my partner that we shouldn't do it, but I ended up doing it and it kills me now sometimes.

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But, um, yeah, I can't flask my track. What was I going to say? Where was I?

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Well, so you don't have a cheap meal or anything? Yeah. So, yeah. So with the next one,

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cause I do sometimes I'll come in and I'm like, I would love a takeaway. So I'm,

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I'm not going to just have a takeaway every time, but for our weeks, I haven't had a takeaway.

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We went out for food. Oh yeah. Yeah. But that's, that's a, no, that is no, but on my defense yet,

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that was a chicken duo, four pound, a chicken burger and chicken wings. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah. No, I lied then. Yeah.

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That was a Frank special. That was then. Cause my dad always comes out, I ain't had a takeaway

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for ages. He'd have a Chinese twice a week. But when I, so you know, when I say takeaway,

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I mean like, cause I, I wanted more, but like a takeaway, you know, when you, you just,

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yeah, you get a big fat pizza, burgers, chips, everything. Cause I had that. It was just a

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single burger and chicken wings. I was still hungry after, but I didn't have that. But yeah,

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no, it's a good, I forgot about that actually. But yeah. Yeah. I just like, maybe if I want

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something, just having it to reward myself rather than, you know, it depends. It is good though,

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when you see the scales and you've gone lighter every day, or it doesn't know it got a lot every

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day, it goes up and down. But you know, I know that feeling that you got. Cause when I was

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weighing myself a lot, when I was paying more attention to it, when you, you get in, I don't

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know, scales after a week, cause I wasn't doing it every day, but you did. But yeah, you seen

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all three or four pounds gone cause it was more weight for me to lose. That's why I was losing

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so much so quickly. So yeah, you do, you think, oh yeah, that's sweet. I'm really happy with it.

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But yeah, once I don't know, pretty much since November, I'll be like, oh, whatever. I'm all

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right now. I'm not putting on weight. So I don't care. Drinks more, I think. I know if I stopped

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drinking on a weekend and that, then it would drop off even more. And that's the thing you,

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you know what you could do to lose weight. And it's like for me, cause I'm going to do gym,

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you know, I was going to gym three or four times a week and I was still putting the

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bar on and I'm not, I'm going to the gym and I was just going to the gym just cause I know I wanted

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to scram, like just to counteract it. I've always said for like maybe seven years now, like what I

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said on the New Year show that I wanted a challenge for me, like a reason to go. And it's given me that

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reason. 12 weeks. We'll see. Well, I'm, well, let's, yeah, I'll put a number on it. 190 because

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his muscles got to start catching up then. So maybe 190, but it's more visually for me. Yeah.

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So you want in that sort of log, Ryan Reynolds shirtless where you got a little bit of a, a

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little bit of a six pack coming out. Yeah. But that's like, he must be like, I don't want to even

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want to put a number on it. Percent of body phase got no, I just, I'd just be happy just a little

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bit more leaner than I am still. And I feel from a work life balance, it can stay because obviously

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he doesn't, he doesn't have a six pack all year. Do you know what I mean? It's just, yeah. So it's

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just something that's attainable all year without. Yeah. Sorry. So when I says Ryan Reynolds, I was

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thinking more of the younger Ryan Reynolds talking, Blayne or X-Men. Yeah. Yeah. When he was,

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so he was slim. Yeah. So not much definition, but there was still that vein there. Right. Yeah.

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Something like that would be perfect. I would say I'd love to get something like that, but I

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think that might take longer than 12 weeks, but we'll see. We'll see. But I was, what I was going

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to say is, yeah, it's always been in my mind. You know how Tik Tok listens to you. Yeah. Yeah.

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I agree with them as well. Psychics, man. Honestly, just that learning piano just keeps coming up on

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my finger. And you've still not started. I haven't started. I've asked my sister, she's got a keyboard

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though. She still got it. So yeah, we'll give that a go. I can't remember what my one was actually.

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You know, I don't even know. I know we've done three. You know, as I read the email from ours,

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I should have went back and listened to what they were because I don't even know what I says. I

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don't think I'm committed to anything actually. Cause I know, I know what's says along the lines

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of I ain't bothered about my weight and I'll carry on eating to fasting. Was it to work less?

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Was yours to like to have a fraud off? Probably. I mean, this is the main reason to have a fraud.

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Yeah. I mean, I'd love to have Mondays off as well. Yeah. And Tuesdays. Yeah. And Wednesdays.

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Nah. Nah. I know I've said it before. I'd have to do three days a week. If I had enough money or,

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you know, one that I'd have to do it a couple of days. Cause I just, I drink myself to it

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and early grave. I know I would. I'd rather do that. Then I'd rather do that. Then good works.

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Yeah. But I wouldn't be properly, I wouldn't be working like I am now.

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Nah, I get it. We'd still look, I'll be supervising. I would love to never set alarm

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in the morning. You know what I'm saying? That'd be great. I have alarms still at the moment, but

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since the clock's changed, which I know we're about to go into a clock change again in a couple of

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weeks, cause my natural body clock wakes me up at four. But then since the clock's changed,

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it's been three o'clock and I'll wake up a couple of minutes past three and this and that and I'm

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off for God's sake. And I struggled to get back to sleep again, especially when I don't need to get

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up at four. Yeah. But it's been four for years anyway. Obviously just getting up early,

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take a walk and driving off to wherever. But yeah, it's horrible. That's why I'm in bed early all the

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time. But then I hate that because you go to bed, the TV's on. Well, you don't have a TV on in your

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bedroom, but I'll put the TV on and you're still flicking through your phone. And then an hour or

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so later and you're still awake. It's hard for, I know it doesn't help by having the phone. It's

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one thing having the TV on in the background, but looking at your phone, it doesn't help because

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your brain's not allowing, well, you're not allowing your brain to stay awake. It's hard

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for you to, you're not allowing your brain to start to wind down and switch off. So yeah,

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I suppose that probably should have been a New Year's resolution when I get to bed,

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put the phone to the side. Yeah. I can't remember the rest of yours. I can't remember that last one.

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I don't really think I had anything. Language for you, wasn't it? Yes. That's it. Oh,

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mate. And the other thing, no, honestly, because when we mentioned that last time,

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it's all about was literally language. Cause I said Italian yet. That's a yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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We, I'm the BMRX as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just to speak Italian, you can throw some dirty hand

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signals as well. You always are though. Yeah. But that's why you need the Italian cause you're

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always doing that. You have the proper wrist flickers on all that. Love it. Yeah. Yeah. So

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language, no, any I'd say the language because I've worked so dead, like all last year I could

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just, I was on my phone for five hours and I could have learned to see on my phone and I should have

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actually. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, like when my door is down again, I definitely be doing that. Cause I

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think, I think it's jibbling go that the missus uses on a, yeah, she's that's annoying, man. It's

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like, yeah, I'll be open with it. And you just hear the fucking cause it's like a, uh, you know,

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a little, you got a correct answer and you get the ding, ding, like fucking just a little fucking

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correct noise and that. And I hear that and fucking she's talking to the phone. I'm like,

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I'm like, do it during the day. Because isn't she learning two languages though? I think it was

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German. German was definitely one. Uh, was he Spanish or French? No, the she might have been

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doing one of them as well. The Mandarin. Uh, I think she was doing Korean and Japanese. That's

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it. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. So for a, a pile ass white girl, that's ginger, she chose a few

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strange things. I know these not, well, it wasn't so strange because you just said it is weird how,

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well, I don't know if it's weird or brave learning two at the same time, totally opposite.

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Yeah. For, for Asian languages. Yeah. It's that's, that's two hard ones. They're at the same time.

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I'd say, because I know for just a generic person that is outside of, you know, all of these

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cultural differences. Now I do know there's a difference between the Chinese, Japanese and

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that anyway. But you know, as an old stereotype, they all sound the same. Now I know that they

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don't, but when you hear the words, it does, it's like, I can still hear, um, like listen to French,

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Italian, Spanish and that, and I can hear the similar words. So, uh, even though you can hear

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there's a difference, you can kind of piece bits together to work it out because you look, oh yeah,

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that sounds like this. So I think it's just because of that, because I can hear those

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correlations in my head. That is weird. She's said it again. Like it's a bad thing. I'd say hard

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German. So that's a thick European, obviously Japanese and then mobs with one, sorry. I think

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it's Korea. So like you're going from a hard, I'd say, I don't know if German would be a hard European

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language to learn. I can imagine it not being the easiest to learn because it's,

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it's a lot of tongue moving. Do you know what I mean? Do you get what I'm saying?

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That's the only tongue moving she does. Look, I feel like to like, like to articulate the words,

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you have to, it's like everything's like Strausberg and it's, yeah. I think there's a reason why she

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doesn't really do it while I'm in close proximity. Yeah. Um, because a few times when she has done it

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with the German, I'll be there like, nine, got that wrong, nine. You know, obviously I don't know what

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I'm saying, but uh, yeah, that's when she usually just tells me to fuck off. She's a daddy thing in

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my household. Um, it's a good job she's not there for half the week. No, it's great. But, uh, what

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was that? What was Marsy's question again? Sorry. So he asked about that, which obviously asking

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about the diets and that, uh, how's the new year's goals going? Uh, and how's being a dad. Right. So

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summary, thoughts going really well. Haven't saw the other two planning on the piano sooner

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before the language and being a dad, yeah. Being great. Just, just getting into that routine,

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that way it feels normal. Not saying he didn't before, but it's a lot of chopping changing,

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but he feels now I'm back to work. It's been a few weeks, a few months and she's got her own

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personality. Yeah. You know what she thought? Yeah. To get into that routine, as you're saying,

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uh, adapt to the new change. You know, really. Well, now she's a, it's good. It's different.

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It's, but it's really, it's rewarded. No, it is nice when you get a picture every day.

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I like being cute. Yeah. But again, cause not through my own experience, but from what you're

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saying that you have had it quite easy. Now I know you, you've not had it a hundred percent easy,

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but compared to stories from other parents, we've got completely sleepless nights, no routine.

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running off with 20 minutes sleep all day. I hope you haven't jinxed it, but yeah, she's

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in general. Yeah. She's, she's, uh, to be honest, she's, she stays awake all through the day. She

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has like little 20 minute power naps, but then once we put it down in the side sleeper at night,

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that's it. She stars a few times for a domain and maybe once the other three times twice,

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she cries for a bottle, but that's it really. Yeah. So you're quite, yeah. Cause I know

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some people that have to, uh, have had to have the baby on them or the baby slept and then

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like the partner up and swapped. So the guy with the baby then sleep on that person's chest.

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My mum didn't have that luxury cause dad was never up, but, uh, I was that baby. If I was put down,

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I was awake again. So, uh, mom used to look the body contact isn't it? There's some babies.

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Yeah. So yeah, she'd be up throughout the night. Most of the time she used to say,

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she'd be watching the old WWF and that on the TV back on channel four back then. That was,

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yeah, that was literally when we was babies, mate. You know, fuck, you know, um, yeah. And

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she'd be watching all sorts of just random stuff. Uh, I don't know why she wouldn't go to sleep as

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well though. And fair enough, she'd be holding me, but it's in case she, she rolled over onto you,

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I suppose. Now I think she was sitting up. I don't know, man. I don't remember, but they always said

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at night that if it's a naughty child, it's good as they get older. Yeah. And then goodbye is a

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good baby then worse as they get older. So I hope that, I hope she doesn't follow that palette.

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Uh, yeah. But now she's, uh, she's really, I think when she does start to get to her teens,

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going off with the way your missus is, I don't think she's going to be too bad, you know,

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cause there's not much of a boundary temper, you know, she thinks she's got the bans for an

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athlete. She hasn't. Yeah. I think, I think it'll be all right. But we'll see as long as, uh,

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she doesn't start trying to bring around a load of lads, no, and this and that when you, this is,

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this is the thing when you want to go, you think, you know, baby girl toddler, you know, when she

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just wants a dad, a mama, whatever. But then it's when it gets that falling 15, I hope they just

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end a bitch, but I don't think she will be, I suppose that's how you bring it. I suppose it's

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a little bit, right. It's going to be how you bring them up. Yeah. I think once, when she's

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old enough and she starts getting, like realizing what's going on, understanding how the world works.

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That's when you got to wind back in on the spoiling because that's, it's the spoiled kids.

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They're the ones that you see as the little dickheads all the time. So I think as long as

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you keep her in check, yeah. And just give her a little back end, a rear and there when she needs

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it, even if she's not done anything, no, I don't think you can even hit a kid. No, you know,

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I can get a slap and I'm sure, I'm sure you can't even do that. No, I couldn't see, you know, like

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how your dad, I assume would smack you. Yeah. I had no reason. I can't ever imagine me wanting to

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no matter how noticed she, she ever got. No, you'll feel different when it comes to it because there

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will be a point in time when you will want to just fucking grab body heads. What the fuck are you

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doing? No, you know, time will tell with that one anyway, but I had it for just no reason whatsoever

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in that month. Um, well, I don't know if I've told it on the pod before, but I remember one time,

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that's all little red Rover Metro. Uh, he picked me up on the weekends and it was central locking,

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but it didn't work properly. Right. Old car and that load. I mean, it wasn't old at the time, but

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yeah. So as I'd get out the passenger side, I'd have to push the lock button in because it was

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the old, so I'd have to push it in and shut the door. And that was the passenger side locked it.

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And so do that all the time. And then once I'm done, as I'm supposed to, yeah, all happy days,

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but dad had left the keys in the ignition and he's already got out. So as I've done,

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the whole car's locked. Yeah. I got a roll smack around the side of the head and I was just confused,

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but I'm not, I don't know, hate or whatever. And I didn't understand why I was getting a smack.

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Yeah. I was told to do all the time, you know, I didn't know that the keys were in there. I

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didn't know that would happen. I was just doing what I was told. So that kind of thing. Yeah.

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Don't do that. But I was on a job the other day and the chap was on a bike.

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There's a friend of his, an old work colleague, he works with the kids that have got these problems

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and that, and he was like, you know, Jay, cause when we was kids and that he was just seeing us

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like a naughty child, but I was just like, I know where you're going. I said, every kid has clasters,

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autism, ADHD, everything these days. So I know what you're getting at. He's like, yeah, you know,

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you know, we just get a slap as a kid and that. I know, I get it. I know. And yeah, but you can't,

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you really can't. I've seen a load of videos about it as well. There was this one chap,

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he was saying that, uh, so he'd done his crimes in the past. He's got his criminal record and then

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it's like, I don't know, 10 years past. So it should be clean, but it still stops him from getting

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a job or whatever. Uh, but basically some people have been calling him, getting him around to the

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house just to tell the kids off for disrespecting the parents and that. And so he's like, you know,

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saying, you're going to end up doing this time and whatever, if you don't get into shape and

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sort your life out, so give them a fear that the, the, the can't get from the parents.

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you know, we wouldn't have, I know a lot of kids when we were, you know, 10 to 16 or whatever,

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we're still fucking around, but in general, we wouldn't have been the kids to throw stones at

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windows or something because you'd be scared that they'd know your parents or they'd come out and

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still give you a slap or they'd tell your parents. And then you get a slap and you get told off from

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that. Uh, because it was, it was, you had that fear. So we wouldn't fuck around like that,

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even though I know a lot of the kids still did, but you know, they were the ones that did even

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at work diagnosed, they were the ones with autism and ADHD when you look back at it. Yeah. Well,

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yeah, they all just don't give a shit. No, dude. I, you know, I remember, uh, one time

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on nearly village, I think it was, uh, look, just these, these, a couple of lads, they were

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probably like 10 to 12 or something. And they just kept standing in and out of the block from

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the pavement into the road as I'm driving towards them. And it was a lot, they started egging me

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on then as if to say, hit me, hit me with the car. And cause I've already been, you know,

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get the fuck out of the road and then they're there, they're like, go on, hit me then, hit me then.

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And so I put my foot down now. I wouldn't have hit them if they wouldn't have jumped out of the way

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anyway. I would have maneuvered around. But I thought, now fuck yeah, you want to fucking play

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this game and let's go. No, yeah. I could just say I'm in the mirror then like, you know, sticking

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the fingers up and all that. And that's the kind of thing I thought I wouldn't have even dreamt of

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doing that when I was a kid, because I would have got hit by the car and then dad would have just

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give me a slap as well then saying, you shouldn't have been fucking around. You just, it is just

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different generations. That's got to have some kind of bad parenting where you want to jump out

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in front of a car. You know, when you're 10, 12, you walk in Lee village, something's not right,

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you know what I mean? Yeah. As I say, if anyone knows Lee village, you'll know where we're in

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about tonight. It's not a classy area. It's not, it's just fucking shit. But no, Myles,

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thank you for your email. Yeah, always appreciate it. And we are glad to hear that you are all

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quarter. Yeah. So, so yeah, you can send us some weekly now, send us emails or texts us, you know,

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on the real talk hotline. And the number, if you didn't catch it last week, it is still going to

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be in the descriptions and on the YouTube video floating all around here and there every now and

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again. So it's 07 470 488 096. And I'm glad that I remembered it. I've only, apart from saying it

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last week, I've only looked at it a couple of times, but I've managed to get it in my head. So

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yeah, 07 470 488 096. Remember it, say it in your phone. That is the real talk hotline. Yeah. That's

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what we're calling it. Cause that's what it is. It is. Yeah. Real talk. And that's all we want. We

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just want your real messages. We will get onto the couple of WhatsApps that we had in a little bit.

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There was no titty pics sent over, which is good. We don't want you to send any titty pics.

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I'm a married man. You know, I don't want you to send any, but you know, send whatever you want.

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That's not an invitation to send any big pics either. Cause if you do just be a little weary,

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then I might put it on Twitter. I'll blur the number out. But I have to have the face,

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like the profile picture in it. Okay. Now, whatever, send your dick if you want. I don't care.

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Okay. It doesn't mean I'm going to look at it. So I'm going to have to go for the settings on

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that phone. Cause so my personal phone, I don't have the notifications on for WhatsApp, but

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whenever anyone sends a picture and that it will still go into the gallery. So the amount of times

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I'll cause I have to be careful. Cause when I go to show a customer a picture of another job,

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there's all the pictures and the stupid videos from the lads in there. And the amount of times

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it'd be a fucking a shit in a toilet or, you know, one of them stupid videos. Yeah.

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But it's all right with the little crappy memes and that, but yeah, when it's just the

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whole show, you could like, you could suppose like shit in the toilet. Well, I have to make sure

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that I'm not showing on the phone straight away. And then I go into the gallery and I'm

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on to my camera roll. So then I can scroll through cause it was if you know, yeah.

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Yeah. And I ain't taking no tiki pictures myself.

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Morning to Harry. But yeah, you can still carry on emailing as well. RealTalkingPodcast,

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realtalkingpod.gmail.com, Twitter space at Ash and JD. Yeah, it's all right. It just popped

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in my head then cause I'm a normal Twitter. I'm rarely ever on Twitter to be fair.

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Next can't get you. But as it went on the other day, there was a load of notifications and it was

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like random people that followed me. And as I'm lucky, there was a load of like, so cause he says

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next to the name of pre-op trans or like he's got the trans flag and this and that. And I thought

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what's happened? Like why am I getting a load of trans following me and that?

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Why are they? I don't know. Because that's on the normal.

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Your personal ones? Yeah. And it's like, it was just strange.

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There was like eight of them or something. How strange.

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I just flipped through the notifications. How you just randomly got one of them.

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Yeah. Well, eight of them.

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I'm guessing it was okay. There was just a load of notifications. It's just big proof.

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And yeah, I just don't get it. I don't know. I mean, each to their own, if you want to transition

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or be pre-op transition and I don't know, you all know the times better than we do. But yeah,

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hopefully the following for a good reason and not for a negative one. I mean, they've not sent any

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messages. Right. It's just the followed me. I don't know.

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It is strange. Yeah. But anyway, onto other news.

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So it's relating to stuff we spoke about plenty of times before. Aliens.

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Good topic. Now there is always the videos floating

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off. I see a lot of them on the old tick tack. But Monday Nights, I'll just, I'll have it from

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time to time. I struggled going to sleep and it wasn't, I wasn't still on my phone at this point

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because normally by the car, my phone's definitely off on charge on the sort of tab and that. I'm not

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touching it, but I just couldn't sleep. And it was just before 11 o'clock was the last time I'd

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looked at the, the electric clock next to me on the sort of that sort of time. The TV is still on,

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but the volume is always quiet on the TV. Anyway, it's more just as a large show in the background,

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just something to preoccupy the mind. So yeah, I'm lying there anyway. I've just started to hear

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this strange noise and I thought it was the TV at first, but I've ended up muting the TV

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and I could still hear it. So at first it was like a,

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a, a, a, a, now it, to some people that'd be thinking, right, well that's sort of like the

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rotation of the propellers on a helicopter, but I've got the air and ambulance, ambulance section

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at the hospital right by the back of me and their helicopters are up and down all the time. So

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I know that it wasn't that sound. And so I'm looking at the window at this point now,

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but I'm looking around, can't see anything. And then the noise started changing. So, you know,

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log with them car alarms when it will do log 30 seconds of one, then it'll go into another one.

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It was doing that. No, it wasn't a car alarm because it wasn't a sovereign sound. It was just

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different. Yeah, it was just different noise. So as I started off, and then almost look at

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it, and I'm looking around, I couldn't see anything. Now again, I noticed factories further down

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or across the other side of the, the 46 or whatever it is, but I've not heard them noises

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from any of them, you know, and again, throughout the north time when they are doing the north

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shift, you'll see the large time with the factories and the smoke coming out of chimneys or whatever.

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So, you know, if they're active or not, I couldn't see any of those. There was just the standard

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streetlots that I'm seeing. And it was going on for about five minutes and I was trying to record

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it. So the TV is on mute. So there's no sound from the TV, but try and record it. You couldn't hear

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it on the phone. Now, even though it was loud enough that I could hear it, it just wasn't picking

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up on the recording. Don't know why. And it, cause I was doing it as a video record. I'm literally,

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I was holding my phone against the window and it just wasn't picking anything up. And then the

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second time I thought maybe because I was holding it next to me and I couldn't hear anything,

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maybe because I'm holding against the glass that's stopping the noise from picking anything up. So

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I pulled the phone back and it still wasn't picking up the noise. So yeah, for a good five minutes or

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so, just this random, and it weren't repeating the noises in a certain order. It was randomly

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doing it. So I just really don't know what it was. It's pretty strange. But I think I'm

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being watched. Listen to the podcast. Hopefully they do. Yeah. I mean, you know, when we've told

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them to send a message before. You had that solid few of a week as well, didn't you? Yeah. Good

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couple of weeks ago, early in the morning. And it was literally just like a flash of light, just

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like a, what you'd think is a shooting star flying past, but you know, there's, it was too

359
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:01,360
overcast. It wasn't a clear enough night sky for it to have been a shooting star. So it would have

360
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:10,800
been underneath the cloud line essentially. So yeah, I'm starting to think, am I in a semi active

361
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:19,360
area? Possibly. So that's two instances you've had now. Be great if you could have caught the noise.

362
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:25,200
Well, yeah, because as I say, cause I was doing it twofold with the camera against the window and

363
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,600
you know, the second time facing out the window in case there was something that would like,

364
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,960
you know, light show or anything, start seeing, but now literally I couldn't hear anything and

365
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,520
I couldn't say anything. Cause I even checked to get in the morning when I got up, while I was

366
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:46,960
having my morning poop before wiping my ass properly, you know, cause you got to do it properly.

367
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,640
But yeah, I'll check the videos again, just in case there was anything that I've missed.

368
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:56,800
Again, cause after my morning walk, I keep my headphones on and yeah, so even with the headphones

369
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:03,040
on, I still couldn't hear anything. And so essentially the videos were just the scene out

370
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:08,000
of my bedroom window and nothing going on. You know, you could just about hear me breathing at

371
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,600
one point as well. Cause I was trying, you know, you're trying to hold your breath, be as quiet as

372
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:17,760
possible, you know, you know, moving your face away from your phone or the mic, whatever, just to

373
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keep quiet. But no, it's just, just, just so strange. It's just strange one. Yeah. And it's like,

374
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:29,120
cause normally I'm asleep by that point, but you know, it was just, it just, just weird.

375
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:37,600
I can't explain it over then. It was a new AP. Well, that's it. Unexplained mystery there, man.

376
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:44,000
Getting Netflix all over this. Yeah. Come at me for my story. Yeah. Well, stories. I wonder if

377
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:51,360
Coventry is a hotspot. Cause I do have certain locations where it's more hotspots. So I know

378
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:58,160
like in certain parts of America, you know, like Z-Boy Army, Colorado, Montana, like really those

379
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:03,520
bits. I know they're a bit active. So yeah, you're gonna have to check that out. See if you're in a

380
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:08,960
hotspot. I think I will have a look, man. I think Glasgow is a hotspot for the UK. Yeah, there's

381
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:16,160
some. And there's a place in Wales as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah. I think I'd imagine it

382
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:22,880
would be more open areas. So not that I'm out in a rural part or anything, but I'm on the outskirts

383
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:26,640
cause I'm close to the motorway and stuff. So, you know, I've got the fields and everything

384
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,400
around by the back of me, there's farmlands and stuff pretty close. So I think when you,

385
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:37,600
you buy those open spots, I suppose you can, you can hear it easier. You can hear it, you can

386
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:43,760
hear it easier. You can, you've got more access to see cause it's open. Whereas if you, you're in the

387
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:50,000
town sensors, I mean, look for here, for example, look apart from your trees there, you've got

388
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,200
quite a view that you'd be able to see them really wouldn't you? You know, whenever they do fly over.

389
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,440
If you're in, well, where I used to live by the blues grounds, I'd have no chance there

390
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:07,280
cause it was literally just, yeah, houses constant, you know, constant traffic outside.

391
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,600
And that's, you wouldn't hear anything. I do remember cause I did,

392
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:20,000
well, primary school and a couple of years into secondary school, I was into astronomy a bit,

393
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,080
like, you know, a lot learned about the solar system and everything. And back when we did have

394
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:29,360
non planets in the solar system. Yeah. Cause the Pluto's class, there's a, there's a class,

395
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:34,640
it's a small planet now. I don't know why it's class as a planet. Yeah. Cause at one point it was

396
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:44,000
all just a rocky floating piece of shit in the outskirts of the solar system. But yeah. So

397
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,680
because of that, I think when I was like 10 or something, mom got me a telescope for Christmas,

398
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:55,760
but they, well, fair enough, it would have been a cheap telescope, but you know, I remember having

399
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:00,800
it in the bedroom when the room was gray and you just couldn't see nothing. Yeah. Just too much

400
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:05,280
light pollution. Yeah. Just cloud. Just that's it. Just a cloud. Just a little mush together,

401
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:11,200
one big shit. Fucking yeah. Horrible. I don't know what I was talking to that before. I don't

402
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:17,360
remember throwing it. Maybe you have to give it a go. We'd have to go maybe somewhere really like

403
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:24,720
choir. So there's no light pollution. Yeah. I know I could go up to the, where I want the dog

404
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,920
out towards Cooramabie and that log, but then I'd have to take the dog and then trying to set it up

405
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,160
with the dog and he'd be trying to run around. He wouldn't, he wouldn't stand still long enough

406
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,400
for me to be able to set it up. And I wouldn't be able to just chill and not stand there and try and

407
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:43,280
look out. Plus you have to do it in the middle of the night and I need sleep. Unless I do stop

408
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:52,880
working as many days as I do. You can trace aliens. You know what I really like, you know,

409
00:39:52,880 --> 00:40:00,560
like in America, that those tornado chases. Yeah. That'd be fucking great. That'd be fucking awesome.

410
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:05,040
Cause you know, you can't predict it properly. Can you? And you have to get really close to

411
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:11,280
it. You have to fuck right off. Yeah. Cause you think these things travel rapid and you can't

412
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,920
tell if they're coming towards you. No. And they can just turn out with the blue as well. And so

413
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,480
you think, Oh yeah, I'm going to stay here and it's going that way. Look at the footage we're

414
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:25,200
getting. Oh shit. It's coming towards us. Especially because some of them jump out of cars and that's

415
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,040
why I need to get a better footage. And then you know, it'll start coming towards you. You got to

416
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:35,440
get back in and then you just got to fucking tire it. It's mental. But you know, when you see

417
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:43,760
them videos, it's, it's literally is there. Yeah. Just the rural areas, but that valley down there

418
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,600
in America, cause normally you see them in America, don't you? That part of America where

419
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:55,920
I think that's cool. Yeah. And I think like where it goes, yeah. It's something to do with the

420
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:03,120
season. I know it's from, I want to say it's from April to September. It happens as the tornado

421
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,720
well, if we are, it'd be great. People that's probably lived through it and experienced probably

422
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:13,360
blog. Nah, you don't want to leave dog. See you on, but it'd be when I think about it would be

423
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,920
great to see you on. It's not when you sit on the films as well or any talk. Oh yeah. In the,

424
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:22,720
I had a store and you stand in there and it's just like all quiet because it's all around you.

425
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:30,800
You couldn't do it though. Cause you're just dead. I see that. Yeah. But I mean,

426
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:38,560
vortex gone looking wizard of us. Yeah. You're up there with the aliens, mate.

427
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:46,400
Fucking Barney Salo to a problem. But it feels like we've had tornadoes like lately,

428
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,880
cause it's still been windy as fuck. It's not the same. It's not the same.

429
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:58,560
Get those little gay storms. They are the one that another store was. It's just a bit of wind

430
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:07,920
and the wind and rain. I'll deal with that. So I don't know if I told you off part of it, but yeah,

431
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:14,560
I had this customer council on me before. So the next morning, anyway, I was out walking a dog

432
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:20,560
and it was sad at first cause it was dry, clear sky and that. And I thought, Oh, I'll put my

433
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:25,680
shorts on. Then I thought, now hang on. No. Cause when I did that the other day, windy. So no,

434
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:33,040
I'll put my tracksuit on then. So I'm walking along and then just out of the blue, the sky just went

435
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:38,800
orange because I'm, I'm not looking down because I'm sad or anything, but I'm always looking down

436
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,640
because I'll get onto it again in a minute. The amount of people that don't pick up the dog shit,

437
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:47,440
fucking annoying. So I have to make sure I don't stand in it because I don't want to get shit on

438
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:53,840
my shoes. So yeah, I'm looking down, notice that it's gone orange. I'm like, what the fuck's going

439
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:59,440
on? And then even at that point, I still can't even see no clouds and that's just orange scorn.

440
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:06,000
So yeah, kind of walking, then it just started hammering it down. But cause I've got my headphones

441
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:13,040
on, I haven't got my hood or headphones on. Then my head's getting cold as well. So I've had to

442
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,600
take the headphones off. But I was on the phone then as well. I'm like, man, I've got to call you

443
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:22,320
back in a minute, man. Fucking cause my head's cold. Fucking headphones off, hood up, but the

444
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:28,400
hood's already soaked as well. Fucking not doing anything. And I was divery and I was completely

445
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:33,440
drenched. My trainers, socks and that, but my boxers are still pure dry. Don't know why.

446
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:38,560
Cause the whole of my tracksuit was soaked. I had to take it off, put it straight in the wash

447
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,400
machine. I couldn't do nothing. Cause it would have just been a puddle on the floor if I put it

448
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:47,680
anywhere else. And yeah, I was like, cause they weren't gray, but you know, like a light blue

449
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:53,280
sort of color. And so you can tell, like you can see when they're wet because obviously the color

450
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,240
changes, at least if they're black, you don't see if they're wet. But yeah, a hundred percent dry.

451
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:03,520
I was just confused. Just standing there looking naked at these books. I've took my boxes off,

452
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:08,000
expecting that they're going to be soaking as well. And the dry, I'm like, all right. I mean,

453
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,160
I still put fresh ones on anyway, even though they've been on for long, not even two hours.

454
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:18,400
Cause I'd got all fresh clothes on and then fucking went out. Fucking yeah, but my head was proper

455
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,280
cold. Anyway, there's some people that change boxes for a few days.

456
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:32,000
I've done it when I've worked away and then, not that I've had an accident, but I've not had enough

457
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:38,160
so I've done like a second day. I think that's the only time it's reasonable.

458
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:45,440
Yeah. But if, if, if you've got fresh ones at home or you just haven't washed because you're

459
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:50,240
fucking lazy, there's no excuse for it. Just pop some fresh ones on. That's it. No, it doesn't

460
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:57,680
matter. Cause I've even still got, they're not emergency ones, but they're just smaller ones

461
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:04,800
that I should chuck away, but I'll keep just in case. Well, I haven't done the wash and I need

462
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:10,160
to put some fresh ones up. So it's like the fit me. It's just, you know, when they're a bit snug,

463
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:15,680
so there's no room for you because you know, we're getting older now and so the balls are

464
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:22,720
sagging down a little bit. And so we've some of these boxer briefs, you need a little bit of room.

465
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:27,120
So when you, when you walk in, you can just, uh, you know, let them swing around a little bit.

466
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:35,280
That's it. You know, we can't always talk to you. What is no proper briefs.

467
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:41,680
No, just look tight. Like, I think briefs are better. So yeah,

468
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:47,840
now just briefs and the boxes, any boxer briefs? I don't know. I always call briefs as in pants,

469
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:54,640
like briefs, like, uh, cause pants are underpants. Do American, does, yeah,

470
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,840
don't American and briefs that and then boxes. Yeah. Briefs, boxes, I think for America. I thought

471
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:04,400
briefs were pants. No, cause pants are trousers and jeans to Americans. No, no, that's what I'm

472
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:10,160
saying. So I thought, sorry. Yeah. So I thought they're called briefs, pants, what we would call

473
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:15,920
pants, but briefs and then boxes, boxes, like we call boxes. So what would I call pants?

474
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:23,200
That's what I'm saying. I'm sure that I would have briefs. Toddie Waddes, speedos.

475
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:30,560
Well, speedos are the swimming version. Yeah. Would you go to a swimming pool? Cause I know

476
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:36,560
there's some places in France, France, I should say where you only can go in the pool.

477
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:40,160
Don't do your Italian hands. You're talking about France.

478
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,920
There's some places in France, yeah. Where you only can go in the pool if you're wearing

479
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:52,560
speedos, not, not swimming shorts. You have to wear speedos. Would you, would you do that?

480
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:58,720
Well, no, cause I'm not a speedo person. No one's a speedo person. Be such a creepy old man.

481
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:03,760
Yeah. Unless you, you've got something to show, you shouldn't be wearing speedos.

482
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,880
I'm going to be honest. Yeah. Every person I've seen wear speedos, I've got nothing to show me.

483
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:13,360
No. It's just, it's always a lot of creepy European men that just wear like,

484
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,880
yeah, it's always European. Not to sound offensive, but

485
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:24,960
but there's a lot of these European countries that are really comfortable with themselves.

486
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,480
France being one of them. Yeah. With the fucking hairy armpits.

487
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:37,280
Yeah. No, I was gonna, yeah. No, again, I said it on a podcast recently. I like to keep mine

488
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,440
trimmed because it holds in the sweats and the smell and that to be fair. I mean,

489
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:46,720
it's been a couple of weeks. I need to do them again. Yeah. Just, just don't, just not a fan of it.

490
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:53,600
No. I remember giving myself the ick, even though it wasn't the ick. It was just, I remember looking

491
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:58,640
at myself when we was like 15, 16 and had a vest on and just seeing a little bit of the armpit hair

492
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:03,680
sticking out and thinking, ah, that's horrible. That is, I dunno. I don't know if it was like,

493
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:09,920
I caught myself in a mirror. Manscaping like that really wasn't a thing. But it was, it was pretty

494
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,160
much as we left school. That was when I started shaving my armpits there. Cause I remember,

495
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:20,400
before I had a beard trimmer, I'd get the scissors to trim the worst of it off. And then I'd use like

496
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:26,640
my Gillette Macri turbo or whatever it was back then. I've never done one of these. It was only

497
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:32,640
a hand for the times to be fair. Cause then, you know, I didn't start getting attached to that.

498
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:40,080
What about the chafe from when you grew back? No, it was, it was all rolling. I mean, it's still,

499
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:45,120
it's still all rolling. But then again, I've always been the same with my beard as well. I've never,

500
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:50,480
you know, you're one of the typical men that have the issue of when they're growing, it gets to an

501
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:56,000
itchy face or whatever. Mine just grew and it was never itchy. So I don't know. I think my hair's

502
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,720
just different, man. Maybe. Yeah. I'm getting close to having the cut. I know this isn't,

503
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:08,240
you know, the normal podcasting talk here now, but for the YouTube viewers, I mean, you might be able

504
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:15,600
to see it, but it's getting close to the length that I want it on the back and the sides now.

505
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:21,200
So for people that didn't know or haven't seen the YouTube videos, I used to just have the top

506
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:28,720
knot, shave back and sides. And then basically since we've been doing this whole record, this

507
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:35,040
whole podcast, episode 50, one year anniversary, yeah, I've been growing it all out. And yeah,

508
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:41,040
so the back and sides now is pretty much touching my shoulder. Yeah. So yeah, a few more weeks and

509
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,800
I think you definitely should get it all leveled off then. Well, I reckon as it stands at the

510
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:50,320
moment and probably for another month or two, if I was to cut it all for the same sort of length,

511
00:49:51,040 --> 00:50:00,160
it would be prime Kurt Russell. Yeah. Or I had the hangover. No, fuck off. Please be on about

512
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:09,600
Bradley Cooper, not Alan. No, yeah, that's what I'm on about. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a bit longer

513
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:16,160
than how Bradley Cooper had it. And then look, because when it's all puffed out and that,

514
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:20,640
do you remember Kurt Russell back in a day when he was fucking... I'm just trying to remember that.

515
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:28,320
Big trouble with a little Chinatown. Nah, I never watched it. Star Lord's dad. Yeah, I've seen it.

516
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:32,160
Star Lord's dad. Yeah, I know who he is, but I've never... Even his hair and that.

517
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:37,520
So when it shows him younger and that, like fucking... Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

518
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,440
He was just like, I got out of the shower the other day and then after it's all washed and

519
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:45,600
got, you know, properly puffed out, towel dried and everything, it was just all fucking

520
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,240
waving and I thought, yeah, young Kurt Russell vibes. That's it. I know. Yeah.

521
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:56,720
Was Alan going to leave you before you cut it here? I don't know. Because I was thinking about,

522
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:02,960
in a couple of weeks before I go away. But I don't know, obviously, because I don't know

523
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,640
whether I still want to have it longer before I... Because the rest of it in general, the top

524
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:16,640
hair is long. Yeah. No, I think it should be quite soon actually. I think, yeah, because how are

525
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:23,200
you going to wear it still down like that? Yeah, so in general it will be. And then when I'm working,

526
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:27,200
just tie it all back still there. Now, I think next few weeks you should probably get it done.

527
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,680
Because that way you can see that way if it's a bit short, if you want to keep it that level

528
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,520
there without going short. Oh, no, because once I do cut the top, I'm still going to carry on.

529
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,560
Oh, so you're still going to carry all of it till it's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So essentially,

530
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:45,600
I want all of it the same then. As it is now. Than what the top is, yeah. Right, right. Because

531
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,160
like what I was doing before when I was getting the misses to do the fucking

532
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:54,160
the Viking hairstyles and all that. I just want to be able to do it with all of the hair. Right.

533
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,800
And not these shitty fucking cane-row effect ones, you know, when it's the thick fucking

534
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:04,320
Swiss braid and all that log. You see... Yeah, I remember we... You see some of these ones,

535
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,520
thin ones and fucking... Yeah. I know about that a lot. I'm white, ain't I?

536
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,840
No. But yeah, just... Yeah, like the Viking braids, ain't it? Yeah, big thick ones like the

537
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:20,400
side proper fucking French braids and that. That's it. Yeah. But I do think you should get

538
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:26,320
a good sooner. I definitely need... If I don't cut the top completely, I definitely need to have it

539
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:31,600
neat enough to be getting rid of the dead ends and stuff. So you wouldn't cut the top to match

540
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:37,280
your sides? I don't know. I need to have a proper sit down and I think... Because you know yourself,

541
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:42,320
mate, when it comes to the hair, it's a commitment. Yeah. If you don't have your regular barbell,

542
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:47,680
you don't go over a week or two. That's the only way to go to be honest. So I need to have a proper

543
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:54,720
assessment. But when it's all at the length that I'm at with, then I will have the bottom log inch

544
00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:00,800
log shaved or faded or whatever. Because I just... I still don't like the way it feels around there.

545
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,560
You should have a skin fight there. You should just know where your sideboard is.

546
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:10,400
Is that what it is? Yeah, the sideboard. I would literally just trim that down. I wouldn't skin

547
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,400
fight it because it looked too contrasted of a difference. Because you've got to be...

548
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,920
But you know when it's just that little bit inside, just like that little linch?

549
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,440
I don't like that. It's obviously your hair, but I get what you're in. You just want that little

550
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,600
bit there and it goes like a taper, isn't it? Yeah. That follows your hair. So I suppose when

551
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:34,560
I do finally get it cut and that, it would get neater anyway. But the way it's all just on the

552
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:38,880
air and that, I just don't like... Just the way it feels. It's not that I think it looks shit or

553
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:43,120
anything. It's just, I don't know. But I suppose I'm still getting used to it. Because the amount of

554
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:50,000
times I roll over in bed as well, I like it's wrapped around my neck. Yeah. Having to wrangle

555
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:54,720
it out. But I don't like to have it tied up loosely in the bubble still while I'm in bed.

556
00:53:54,720 --> 00:54:01,760
Just like, lock it down. I personally think you should have the top now cut off to the sides in

557
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:10,160
a few weeks. That's what I think. Because I think it'd look... Yeah. 100%. 100%.

558
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:16,400
I've got to have a proper seat and have it looking in the mirror for an hour or so and just

559
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,800
contemplate how it's going to go. And then I think you should trim the beard down. I know you don't

560
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:25,680
want to, but I think you should trim that down when you get your hair cut. No, again, because

561
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,280
every now and again, I do give it a little bit of maintenance. Look, I've dried the beard out.

562
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,240
I won't do as much as what you've got in your heads. No, no. I just mean like...

563
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:39,360
It does need a good shaving again, because I haven't done it properly for a while. But yeah.

564
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,080
Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it does need a good bit of maintenance.

565
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:47,520
Because essentially, how I had it for the wedding... That's what... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

566
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:52,640
So it was still long enough, but it was just all nice and it was all properly shaved. Yeah.

567
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:57,520
So I think when you get the hair cut, get that done, you feel like a new man. And also,

568
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,480
you've got to go to the same barber. You can't cheat on him. You can't... No, because I'll be

569
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:08,640
going back to where I was before. Mr. Anderson's in Unaita. Shout out to him, mate. That was sad,

570
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:14,240
to be fair, because not like your one, where you go in and you hope that it's all going to be clear

571
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:19,040
or you manage to feel whatever. I'm guessing it's still the same. Obviously, it's been over

572
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,600
years since I've been, but you had to go on the website, book an appointment. So if you book 10

573
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:28,160
o'clock... That's your appointment. It's only you for that half an hour slot or whatever. And there

574
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:34,960
was the options, hair cut, beard trim, wash, shave, whatever. Yeah. So they know how much time it's

575
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:42,240
going to take, roughly. So yeah, I'll stick with them, to be fair. I hope the process is still...

576
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:46,160
Well, to be fair, the process was good anyway. It was like 16 pound, but I'd always just give

577
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:51,280
the 20 a lot and just keep that. And that was luck with a full haircut and a beard trim and that.

578
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:57,520
So... It's probably gone up since then, but... Probably not by much. I don't know. In the space

579
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:04,160
of 12 months. Yeah. It's always an easy one for a lot because the top, the never-ending top,

580
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:09,520
it would just be tied up nice and tight, shave around the back and sides and then trim the beard.

581
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,360
Like 10 minutes done. It's going to be a bit longer now, isn't it? Like you just couldn't

582
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:18,400
know about her. But it was sounding there because I could trust all forever. There was the young

583
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:24,640
lad, he was sound. I always find it strange and funny when you've got an old barber.

584
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:32,000
Yeah. He was sound because it's his shop. I'm guessing his name is Mr. Anderson. Yeah, he was

585
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,720
sound because he was the first one that had cut the hair. And then the last couple of times,

586
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:41,280
it was the woman at work there. And again, because it was easy, like I say, it's just

587
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,360
shaving the back and sides. It was fine. So I didn't have to worry about it getting fucked up.

588
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,840
Yeah. Because there was the line... A bad haircut would ruin your wig, mate.

589
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:52,880
Oh, mate. I hated them days. I remember when a bad haircut would ruin your wig.

590
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:59,440
Yeah. Fucking hell. God. Oh, I've had a few. Like not from the barber now, but...

591
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,920
Yeah. To be fair, the barber now is like spot on, but like...

592
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:08,640
I think the worst ones have been Kiefer's. A matter of times, he's come back with a horrible trim.

593
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,840
Because he's got that cowlick as well. Not blending.

594
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:18,240
Like not blending. Oh. I remember he got a bad haircut once. He's paid the man.

595
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:23,760
Then gone to another barber's to try and sort it out. And the damage is done. And all you can do

596
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,760
is just go shorter and higher on. And you just got to try to hide someone else's mistake.

597
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:32,880
Yeah. God. So I don't miss them days, mate. Nah, nah. That's why I've got to stick with this.

598
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:39,920
For me, you just stick to your man. It doesn't matter. From why now, I'd rather wait the hour

599
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:45,440
than go in 10 minutes and regret it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

600
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,960
I wonder how Dave's getting on these days.

601
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,760
Old window Dave. He's still going.

602
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,800
Haven't been around there for years. No, I don't blame him.

603
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,600
Yeah. Well, I drove along the main road now.

604
00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:00,160
Oh, no. Yeah. Window Dave. He used to love it, didn't he?

605
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,280
He used to love a chat. Proper old school barber.

606
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,880
Just chatting. Just go outside. How you doing, mate?

607
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,120
I remember one time he could light the side of my hair.

608
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,320
Like with the clippers. Dumb on side. Went into the bookies next door to put a bell on.

609
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,720
And then come back. Like blend them one sided. He was like, you're done?

610
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,480
I was like, you're going down this side? I completely forgot the one side.

611
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,240
Even though he's looking at you in the mirror as well.

612
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,120
Yeah. And he's just not registered in his head, any.

613
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,400
Good gaze, I'll have to be fair. It was a nice man.

614
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:38,000
It's one of them when you move barbers, it's like you can't go to that current barber.

615
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,160
I'm leaving because your haircuts have been shit. Do you know what I mean?

616
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,200
I think these days I would happily say that.

617
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:54,080
No, because you just go to another barber. He was like before when one of the other lads left.

618
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,720
I just wish he would have said if you weren't happy.

619
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,960
You can't tell someone who's been doing a job for so long that...

620
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:08,800
Well, before I started going to Mr. Anderson's, there's one literally a couple of minutes away

621
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:16,400
from me and it's called the bearded barbershop. I looked online, on Google Maps essentially,

622
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:22,160
found it all good reviews and everything. So I'm thinking sound, easy haircut, as I said,

623
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:30,400
fucking just back and sides, neating a beard up. I've gone in, I don't know if they were Turkish,

624
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,000
because there was a mixed couple anyway, but there was the one who had the long

625
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,040
jet black hair and that as well, thinking he's like fucking,

626
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,240
you know, prime Patrick Swayze or something. But it's just men in there.

627
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:50,480
I don't know who he's trying to impress. I sat down and then I saw an empty seat,

628
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:55,600
but there was already three people sitting in the chairs and the three barbers. So I sat down and

629
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:00,080
these skis had come out of nowhere. So obviously around from the back that I didn't see, he's like,

630
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:07,440
yeah, come sit down there. And he starts trying to talk. I could barely understand him. And then,

631
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:14,160
so he's done the back and the sides. He went slowly too high. So I had to start a fresh line

632
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:20,160
anyway, which that wasn't too bad for the top knot style anyway. It didn't matter if you went

633
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:25,920
a little bit higher on that. But it was the beard, I was just neating it up, just take on

634
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:32,480
the dead ends, just, you know, the long ones, just shape it up and that. I think we was going

635
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,200
out or something. Yeah, I remember. I can't remember what he was talking about.

636
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:41,600
It was like an inch long afterwards. He just cut over half it off and I was just switched. I was

637
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:46,560
like, what are you fucking doing? After the first cut, what are you fucking doing? I'm cutting your

638
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:53,200
beard. I'm like, no, I told you to shape it up. And he had to finish it off and fucking get it all

639
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:57,760
fucking even and that there. And he tried charging me something super. I was like, no, you're having

640
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:03,040
a tenner and Nazi. And it was only because he'd cut the hair. So I don't know, say it was fucking

641
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,800
24. I quickly wanted to charge me because he's done hair and fucking beard. I was like, no,

642
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:12,720
man, fucking that's it. And I just handed him a 10 pound note and walked out. I looked, they're all

643
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,640
there shouting stuff at me. I was like, you can fuck off. And I was parked around the back because

644
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:21,280
it was like an alleyway. Yeah. It wasn't even, I don't even think it was locked custom parking.

645
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:26,400
But it's on a main road. There was no way for me to park. And I'm thinking if they come out,

646
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:30,400
I'm trapped in there. I'm going to have to run them over or something. But yeah, none of them

647
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,720
followed me. But fuck, I was fuming, man. There's nothing as I said, bad haircut.

648
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,880
But a bad beard trim, they can ruin your wig. And it's always the man when you go just a little bit,

649
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:46,400
when I think a little bit, like if I'm a barber and someone goes to be a little bit, I'd get my

650
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:54,320
hands go right to the end and go, not enough, was that too much? Yeah. So when I did use to have the

651
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:59,200
shorter hair and put it off, you say just a little bit off, put it off. And then you lock,

652
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:04,400
they'd be off in like two, three mil, not enough. And I just a touch more and then do the same again.

653
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:09,520
And then once I've got that first beat, they're like, I've got it now then. And then they're like,

654
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:14,880
do do do do. Edward sees a hand in that shit. But no, it's always the worst when you say just a

655
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:20,720
little bit and then you're left with a little bit on top. Yeah, it's depressing, man. So see that hairline

656
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:26,240
crawling back. I'm glad I don't have to put up with those things anymore. I mean, I only started

657
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:31,600
growing my hair because it was just a busy period of work. Didn't have enough time to go to the

658
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:37,360
barbers and that. And I remember the job that I was on when the first time it was just a lassy band

659
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:42,960
because I'm working, I was connecting up sockets or whatever. And the hair just kept falling in

660
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,600
my face. And I just got an elastic band and our sister Chris was like, mate, don't take the piece

661
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:53,200
now, but I've got to tie my hair up. And then I've done it and it was just so much easier. I was like,

662
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:58,960
why haven't we been doing this for a long time? And then the same comments from my dad when I

663
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:03,200
started growing my beard and that look, you need a haircut, you need a shave, whatever. So it just

664
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:09,360
egged me on to put my hair on, growing it more and that thing. And I think because dads, well, most of

665
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:16,560
the family on my dad's side, bald from a young age and stuff, just wanted my feet more. And

666
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:24,800
yeah, my brother's wedding over in Poland. Because obviously my hair is all fucking longer than that.

667
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:30,080
Your hair looks really nice today. So I had my shower and that, put my oils here and it's just all

668
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:36,800
curly as fuck. It looked nice, but yeah, I love it though. I mean, I should have put some oil in it

669
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:41,840
before fucking doing the podcast to be fair, but you know, I mean, not enough people watched on

670
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:46,640
the YouTube anyway, which I'm a bit disappointed about, but please do keep listening and subscribing

671
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:50,880
and sharing and sending your emails and everything. We do appreciate it. I'm quite happy that no one watches

672
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:57,280
us on YouTube and the cameras, to be honest. You'd think after 12 months, you'd be more used to it by now.

673
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,520
Yeah. Sorry, do you want to know what? Oh, no, no, no. You've got to watch them calories, kid. That's it.

674
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:09,120
But yeah, no, I mean, you know, it's going well, you know, it's a, yeah, he's sharing it enough.

675
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,120
I don't see the shares. I don't know how many shares are going, but obviously we're getting a

676
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:19,280
good number of downloads on that. So yeah, keep it going. We want to get those numbers up for the

677
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:25,840
next year. And I started getting more followers and all that. Yeah, it's always good when I see that

678
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:32,080
we've got a new follower subscribed and whatever. It's validation, isn't it? It is. It's like the emails.

679
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:37,040
It's like makes it worthwhile. You know, you, you know, you're doing something well when, you know,

680
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:41,760
people are taking the time to get in contact, add questions and just listen. So, yeah, no, it has been

681
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:50,000
50, the 50th episode. It's the 52nd that we've recorded. Yeah. But those two crumpled files and that

682
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,160
couldn't get them back. But these are about the year when we did Star. Yeah, because it literally was

683
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:58,800
like the beginning of March and then because the back end of March, we went away. Yeah.

684
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:07,840
I believe it was episode four. Yeah. So yes. So not only is this the 50th, it is like our anniversary

685
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:14,400
one as well. Yeah. So I mean, it is strange to think that before I even started doing this podcast,

686
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:19,600
I've never even listened to a podcast before this. And now it's all I do is listen to podcasts. So

687
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:26,880
yeah, apart from when I'm listening to Smooth Country or obviously a country music playlist

688
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:32,320
and that, because I just find country music is more relatable. Oh, because it's just all about women

689
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:37,520
drinking. It's a simple thing. Yeah. There's a few fucking religious ones and that as well, but you

690
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:41,920
don't want it. It's a lot of funny in a sense, but yeah, you can just have it either. It's just

691
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:51,120
fun. It's just sweet. Yeah. So it's mainly them that I listen to outside of podcasts, but you can,

692
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:55,440
you can just crack on doing what you do and the podcasts are on. Obviously I listened to a lot of

693
01:05:55,440 --> 01:06:00,880
Mark Goldbridge, you know, it's standing out as well. I've actually, I've got the last bit to

694
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:07,360
listen to later on, but he's done an interview with Lawrence. Remember from the kickoff through

695
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:13,440
Jordy. I suppose you wouldn't have watched any of it. So, you know, true Jordies. I don't know.

696
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:23,840
That big, yeah. The big, yeah. YouTuber. So, I'd say similar slash the same as, but they did it

697
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:29,360
first. So how Mark Goldbridge has that football where he watches other games, other than United,

698
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:34,960
they were doing it beforehand anyway, called the kickoff and then the podcasts and stuff. But then

699
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:43,760
when things took a left turn, when not maliciously, but true Jordy made a comment, jokingly,

700
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:52,720
it was a negative comments towards Muslim society. And it was all laughed off at the point,

701
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,600
initially. And then over a couple of weeks, we've Twitter clipping it up and everything.

702
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:04,320
Things just went downhill from there. So the kickoff crew just went their own ways and that

703
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:09,280
log. So it's been an interesting listen so far. Look, you know, there's no bad side from Lawrence

704
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:13,680
or anything. It's just, you know, giving his order, the story, how he felt and everything.

705
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,880
And to be fair, he's always quite a lot to me anyway, apart from being a little poor fan.

706
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:25,920
He's a funny geezer. So I'd say if you do have time over the weekend, that'd be one to have a

707
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,920
listen to. I know you wouldn't get a lot of the stuff anyway, because you didn't watch the kickoff,

708
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:35,200
but just because you get a feel of some of the background stuff and that as well. And then

709
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:41,280
because Lawrence is married to a Muslim woman, a couple of kids that they're raising up the same

710
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:45,760
way as well. That's what it was more negative comments towards him. So, oh, you know, for the

711
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:52,160
rare, rare, but yeah, it's been a good listen to be fair. So I think we've got more of a chance

712
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:57,520
of getting onto Mark's personal channel, which he's done this podcast, then me getting on,

713
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:03,040
you know, which to be fair, Mark, I know you'd listen because even on this fucking,

714
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,000
yeah, because the amount of real talk that he keeps fucking saying, he's literally saying,

715
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,360
you know, this is real talk. This is real talk. So he's listening to us.

716
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:15,760
Why would he do that? Just to wind you up. Mark, I know you're listening.

717
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:19,600
Honestly, just get in mind, honestly, let's get this done. I'll drive up there.

718
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:27,760
He's not the road. He's not far from there. But now, look, again, look for him, he's fucking

719
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:32,480
smashed out the park, you know, 10 years ago, he had like 10 fucking people listening to him on a

720
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:39,040
Sunday, just chatting about narrative. Now he's got, I think, like 1.84 million.

721
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:42,800
Yeah, he's doing, he's doing all for himself. And you know what I'm saying? He's making living

722
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,400
from it, which is, I suppose, the dream to make a living out of some of what you love doing.

723
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,400
And I would imagine quite a good living as well, mate.

724
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:56,560
Well, yeah, he's got a lot of staff. But there's just the one that he has on, you know, he's standing

725
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:59,680
with Fazz and he just chats so much shit. Do you think you should replace Fazz,

726
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,720
mate? Is that what you're saying? I could easily replace him, yeah.

727
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:08,720
Because he just, he's like the Gabiok Bunglehaw. Just says to put aside a bit.

728
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:14,880
I think he does. The amount of times he'll slap players up and that, and then he slaps

729
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:19,120
McTominay off loads of times over the last fucking lot. This season, essentially.

730
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,320
And then the other week, he's like, you know what? I actually do love Scott McTominay.

731
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:29,680
Fuck off, mate. But there's just too many stupid comments. And then,

732
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:34,480
because they've got Beth on there as well. And you can tell that he fancies that.

733
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,560
Look, and he'll do stupid comments. Both Fazz?

734
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:41,280
Yeah, Fazz fancies Beth. And they say it's obvious. And he'll do the stupid comments.

735
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:47,360
And look, one of them the other day, oh yeah, but every stream, you're always getting at least one

736
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:52,480
person ask you out because they'll have the live chats. And there's one person that he's calling

737
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:58,640
himself, Jongmin Son. And Beth, when we're going out for a drink or whatever. And so it was like

738
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,600
he was showing his jealousy that she's getting asked out. And she's not just saying, I don't want,

739
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:08,640
I'm not looking for a relationship or whatever. I don't want any involvement in this. And yeah,

740
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:12,480
he's just fucking just simping over. Basically, it's just fucking annoying.

741
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:18,400
But yeah, I just don't rate him. I do feel it's time now for you to go onto

742
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,560
his podcast. You know, he's winding you up. He's listening.

743
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:26,240
I swear, I reckon he does though. I'm not too sure.

744
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:31,920
Right. If you do listen to this interview with Lawrence though, just listen, because the amount

745
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:36,480
of times and he's like, yeah, you know, we're giving the real talk here. It's just-

746
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,680
But didn't everybody just say that before?

747
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:41,920
No, I swear. It's like he's listened to us. And he's like, yeah, I know he's a fan. Even if he's

748
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:46,720
only listened once, he's like, I know he's a fan and fucking I'm going to keep dropping it in now.

749
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,600
Cause he'll do it on the lowest streams and all that.

750
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:57,280
Right. But it is strange though to think a yoga, when you, when you, well,

751
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:03,200
it's not yoga when you asked to start this, where we'd be obviously we're not, we're not making

752
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:08,320
a living from it, but we can see the numbers, not the streams, but the downloads. And so we just

753
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:12,320
want to know, but I just want to take this time just to thank everyone for listening, downloading

754
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:18,880
email, just, just anything to do with the podcast. Obviously, as I just said, it's those stuff like

755
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:26,240
the emails that make it worthwhile to make it not relevant, but to, to make it feel worthwhile.

756
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:32,160
Yes. And it's good to know that people are taking the time as I said, to watch, you know, subscribe

757
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:36,080
if you haven't, you know, all that. But no, it is nice that people are taking the time out just to

758
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:43,280
listen to what we really do appreciate that. Are we going on to some emails or what we do?

759
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:48,160
Well, there is one more thing that I do want to talk about because it is still web related,

760
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:52,400
even though we've not spoken about the web for probably about three hours now at this point.

761
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:58,880
But I touched on it last week because we literally just rattled on about the emails and stuff last

762
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:06,800
week anyway. But I've noticed it again this week with the rain that we have had and the rain more

763
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:14,880
so the couple of weeks before. So science a little bit, you know what it is when the, you know,

764
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:22,240
as you know, the rules. But yeah, when it rains, the worms come out of the soil and that, that, no.

765
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:29,760
Yeah. Now I've never seen so many worms in my loft. Honest to God, I know it's just a random

766
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:34,240
thing to come out with. I've got one more thing I want to go on about in a minute, but still, yeah,

767
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:41,120
worms. Now there's this one bit that I walk the dog and sort of say, look, in the morning it's dark

768
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:45,120
and that's all, I'll have a torch on in some areas and that. So I'm making sure I'm not standing in

769
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:52,000
shit. But there's this one view, there's no grass near us, like, you know, 20 odd meters away for

770
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:57,360
the closest bit of grass. And there's just worms. It's like you're walking through a minefield of

771
01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:01,280
not just because I don't want to stand in the way. I just don't want to, you know, kill an innocent

772
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:08,400
life if I don't have to. But it was just, honestly, it was just a battlefield, like a minefield,

773
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:13,120
just worm after worm after worm. And I don't get it. I don't get why there's so many worms all of

774
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:19,120
a sudden. Now fair enough, yeah, there's been a lot of rain, but not by the grass. Why are they

775
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,880
trying to venture out? Even in the middle of the road and that, why are they trying to cross the road?

776
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:30,080
Maybe they've outgrew where they was and as a conley or whatever they would call themselves,

777
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:37,520
moving to a new home. I don't know, man. It was just, honestly, like, if I see it again in the next

778
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:43,600
couple of days, I'll take a picture. Because, you know, there's got hundreds and hundreds of them

779
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,920
just walking around. I've never seen any of them. Not the worms walking around, I'm walking around.

780
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:54,240
They haven't evolved to have legs and that, no. But I just don't get it. There's just so many of them.

781
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:58,480
And they're just weird looking as well. And they're really worms. Yeah, when I think of worms,

782
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:03,600
I think that old PlayStation game, Worms. No, no, I've Worm Jim. You know, I think it was called,

783
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:08,640
I think it was just called Worms, wasn't it? Worms Armageddon. And you just like shoot somewhere,

784
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:14,000
like you randomly. Yeah, yeah. That was a good game. That was a fucking awesome game. Yeah.

785
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:20,000
That was Rages before FIFA Rages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what some, like, if we did a

786
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:25,040
Twitch stream or something, we'd have to do that. Because it would just be fucking like,

787
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:30,800
well, you're fucking, ah, how did you miss? Fucking. You had to play that a lot to get good at it.

788
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,480
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like when they started introducing wind factors and stuff as well,

789
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:40,240
like you had to, you had to, like, just angle it and all. Oh, right, the wind's blowing this way,

790
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:45,600
that much. So this angle, that much power. A lot of math involved, really. Physics. Yeah.

791
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,560
Yeah, it was mental. It was a funny game. Worm Jim was a good game though. I remember that.

792
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,960
On the old saying, mega draw, man. Fucking. Fucking hell. Some great games, weren't they?

793
01:14:54,960 --> 01:15:01,200
There was. I've still been keeping up with the gaming. And then I've had the new Final Fantasy

794
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:07,280
7 Rebirth dropped off yesterday as well. Oh, okay. But before I play that, I'm going to play the

795
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:14,320
first one again. Right. Just so, because I didn't, I played it on the PS4 and I've got the PS5 now,

796
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:19,120
so I'm going to play it on the PS5 because I think it does anyway. You know, when it carries

797
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:23,440
the levels on or whatever, and achievements, I think it does that. But it was, yeah, I've been

798
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:30,480
carrying on with that other game. Legend of Heroes, that's how I've run that. Nah. It's mad,

799
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:37,600
because if the missus didn't win Christmas, then I wouldn't have been gaming at all. But I've had

800
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:42,320
too many, you know, she bought the PS5, so I've had to put the time in, man. Yeah. And it's strange,

801
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:48,800
because, look, I look forward to playing a couple of hours on an old time, and I finally do have

802
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:54,640
the time after walking the dog and that, but it's hard because then you're getting engrossed in it,

803
01:15:54,640 --> 01:16:01,280
especially with this, because it's each game, the story continues on as well. And even after I do

804
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:07,760
finish this one, I've got the next one, and there's another two coming out. I think they're already

805
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:12,240
out in Japan, but they've got to do the English versions and that. So I'm looking at it, I'm

806
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:17,120
thinking, I know where this part of the story should end. How is there another three games,

807
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:22,960
but where's it going? I just, I don't know. But yeah, it's good. And yeah, you're getting gross,

808
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:28,880
and you're like, Oh God, it's our fate. Should we go to bed now? And that's a good thing about the

809
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:34,000
PS5, because the same as the Nintendo Switch, you can go to your home screen and turn it off.

810
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:39,280
Instead of old school, you have to put on a side point and then do that side view and then turn

811
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:43,920
it off. You know, you can just whack into rest mode, so it don't matter. So it's convenient like

812
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:48,720
that. But I'm fucked if there's a fucking power cut or something. Because then, to be fair, I do

813
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:55,600
have that old school mentality of save it as I can, just in case that happens. But yeah, it's, yeah.

814
01:16:56,720 --> 01:17:02,800
I don't know. Am I turning back into a gamer? Was I ever really a gamer? Oh shit, Pokemon

815
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:09,200
died the other day. Yeah, February 27th. So did you watch the videos? Yeah, I did. And have you got

816
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:17,120
any thoughts any views on it? Not really. I thought it would have been a black and white remake.

817
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:26,080
What they're doing, obviously, legends. Yeah, so the Kalos region is the the Pokemon crystal

818
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:34,800
to the gold and silver. Where we didn't have a Z, we had the X and Y, now we're getting the Z.

819
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:42,240
But they're doing it as the legends stole game as well. But it's in the Kalos region though, isn't it?

820
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:51,360
Because it's from the thing from the trailer. It looks like Luminous Celeris. It's called a Pokemon

821
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:57,920
from Gen I in the trailer. Yeah. But so because you had the story of X and Y.

822
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:05,520
Yes. And then there was the background story of your man that the old thousand year war.

823
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:10,000
So that's the one. So that's what the sign is going to be about. Oh, that should be good then.

824
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:20,240
Zile Grave, I think. Yeah. So yeah, it's the Z. When we had the X and the Y, everyone was hoping

825
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:26,640
for a Z, never came. Oh God. So it's that story. But yeah, in the legend style. Right, because I

826
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:32,560
because I've never played that game. Yeah. Right. So when you get around to it, you'll understand

827
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:39,120
the hype. And I'm glad that they're doing it that way. Because as good as the the other games have

828
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:51,680
been, it was a so let's go even big. They were nice, but not up to the standards that we have

829
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:58,880
been original OG Gen ones. So it's just because it was too childish still. So when they've done

830
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:05,760
like the ones you Scarlet Violet as well, doing it the same style of players that even though

831
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:12,080
Scarlet Violet is open world, it just still didn't have the same feel as legends are.

832
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:16,240
You always feel there could be more. Yeah. And that's why I feel the need to move from Nintendo,

833
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:22,880
which never will. But I feel like once they get, you know, like a PS5 memory or graphics,

834
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:28,160
I think could open up another game that's come out Pac World.

835
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:34,560
Power World. Power World. Sorry. Yeah. It's an awesome rip off, but it's doing so well.

836
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,880
Have you seen how well it's doing in the charts? It's doing so well. So you just think that

837
01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:45,280
Pokemon would take that enthusiasm and think, you know what, if we move and put it on to like

838
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:50,800
all consoles and just, just make that game that everyone wants it. It's not a hard game that

839
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:57,840
everyone wants. It's just that making it competitive with better graphics. And, you know,

840
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:04,000
Well, doing it as the legend style, that's where they can take it and go multi-platform

841
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,440
because it isn't hard to do that. You know, you've got your FIFA on all platforms. Yeah.

842
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,400
You know, your Final Fantasy is across all of them and all that as well now. So it's not a hard one

843
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:18,640
to do, but I think it's just cause Nintendo have those exclusive roads. Yeah. I can't see it

844
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:23,680
happening at any point in the near future, but yeah, it would be, would be worthy. You know,

845
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:28,720
even just being able to play on your mobile would be a better shout as well because

846
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:35,680
you're always having your mobile on. Yeah. You're not always going to have the switch or switch to

847
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:43,200
when that comes out. I would like an open world one on a PlayStation with the, you know, and just

848
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:47,920
make it more competitive and just know that, you know, when you've grew up with it, when there's

849
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:52,480
a new game, you always think, fuck me, you know, it's going to be great. And I remember being so

850
01:20:52,480 --> 01:20:57,440
disappointed with Sun and Moon. And I was just like, I thought this was going to be so much better,

851
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:02,480
but it was just too linear. Yeah. I just feel like that's, that's why

852
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:08,480
Scarlet and Violet is definitely better than Sun and Moon because even though you should go to the

853
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:13,520
gyms in a set because of levels and whatever, you know, you don't have to, cause you have got

854
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:20,400
that open world that you can still go around and that, but yeah, Legends was just a game changer

855
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:27,360
for Pokemon anyway. So it's good to see that they're doing it that way. But that wasn't the

856
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:31,520
main thing that I was excited about on the Pokemon news. What was it? The trading card.

857
01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:36,800
The trading card guy? Oh, on the phone. Yeah. That's a good idea. I can't believe they haven't

858
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:42,160
done it. No, no, no. As soon as I seen it, I was like, shit, it's so obvious. It's been staring

859
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:46,160
them in the face for years because you know, you've been able to play Yugo and all that on the phones

860
01:21:46,160 --> 01:21:52,160
for a long time. So I just couldn't believe it. I was like, shit, that is what I will definitely get.

861
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:56,880
You know, I did the Pokemon sleep for a little while. You know, it was, it was nice, like, you

862
01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:01,760
know, feeding the Snorlax and whatever, but sounds fucking wrong. That does, doesn't it?

863
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:12,720
But it was just, it was just too much. I know it's not a fucking big thing, but it was a lot of

864
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:16,880
effort to try and remember to do it during the day. Cause you had to do stuff during the day.

865
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,640
It wasn't just switching on as you go into sleep. Cause you'd miss out on stuff during the day then

866
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:25,600
as well. I don't, you don't have time, unless it's a weekend or the day that you're not doing anything.

867
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:30,720
You just haven't got it. So yeah, I dunno, I think I lasted like a month doing that, but at least with

868
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:35,280
the trading card game, cause I think it says you get two, three packs a day. And then I'm guessing

869
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:42,160
it's going to be similar to log. I'm trying to think there was a football card one and all that,

870
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:46,560
that you could buy packs and that online as well anyway. So I'm guessing it's going to be like that.

871
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:52,880
You can buy different packs. But just, just starting a little digital collection, it's going to be

872
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:58,000
important also think. So you have to learn how to use the card game, like how to actually play the

873
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:05,680
game properly. Cause as good as the card is, I've never played. I don't think I ever drove really.

874
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:09,680
I mean, I suppose I would have done, but yeah, it was just nice to get the cards.

875
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:18,400
So yeah, didn't give him any race nights before. No, well, they just said ZI is coming out next

876
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:28,240
year. So in 2020, but yeah, it just says, I think late 2024 for the card game. So it doesn't look

877
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:33,440
really going to get anything, excuse me, as a new game for Pokemon this year. I'm quite happy about

878
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:39,120
that because they do bash them out and I feel like if they just take the time. Yeah. So I feel like

879
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:44,080
to take the time with this one, it could be the one. Cause they'd have them release no gameplay

880
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:50,000
with the trailer. It was just Pikachu running around luminous city and he flipped. So we'll see

881
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:56,320
what the, what the, the start of the game is like. And hopefully it's good. Well, being called legends,

882
01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:04,400
it's gotta be, gotta be like that. So yeah, it's always in on that sort of things. But a quick

883
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:09,120
rant before we do get onto the old correspondence there. It has been a little while since I've had a

884
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:18,320
proper rant. Um, but yesterday, so I'm out walking a dog and as always headphones on, so I'm not

885
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:25,520
listening or, you know, it's, it's the headphones on means don't talk to me. I'm in my zone.

886
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:31,280
You know, listen to whatever I'm listening. I walk on the dog. Let me be me. Don't want to

887
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:35,040
speak to anyone. It might have people that still try and speak to me. I don't, I'll do the other

888
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:41,200
week. Fucking she's on a mobility scooter in the fucking road. And it was only because the dog

889
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:45,760
stopped and guns water. Cause she's shouting at me. I was like, you're all of, she's like,

890
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:50,400
Oh, the grades, the better than people. Yeah. I know. That's why I got a dog and have headphones

891
01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:57,520
on. I didn't say that I was polite, you know, but that's what I wanted to say. Cause so you can see

892
01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:01,680
I've got the headphones on. I asked people a lot as well. You see, I got headphones on cause obviously

893
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:07,360
I've got big hair. I'm thinking, is it not obvious fucking around it all? But anyway,

894
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:14,080
I'm walking the dog yesterday and, uh, I was, these chaps coming past me and it was only cause

895
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:18,480
in the corner of my soul, his mouth moving. I was like, Oh, sorry, but did you say something

896
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:23,840
there? He's like, Oh yeah. Just a wild walk dog. Isn't it nice? Yeah. Yeah. You know,

897
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:29,760
got to keep him walks. You know, he needs to fucking breathe and that. And, um, so a quick

898
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:35,760
chat and he's like, Oh yeah. You know, uh, a lot of people, uh, have been saying fucking

899
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:40,720
about all the dog shit around. Um, and I've had a few people say to me, I bet it's you.

900
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:45,600
And I've been, no, I've always got the dog backs. So I've literally called out the role of the poop

901
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:51,840
bags out of my pocket. Sure. It was not me, my always pick it up. So no, no, I've told them,

902
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:55,280
I don't think it's you. Cause you know, I always see you walking a dog and that dog and I expect

903
01:25:55,280 --> 01:26:01,840
you to be doing the wrong thing. And it took me, cause he's got into his car. Then we took me

904
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:06,640
out 20 seconds to think what he's just said. Yeah. That people are talking about me, seeing me walk

905
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:11,760
more dark thinking I'm one of these lazy cunts that doesn't pick up the dog shit. And I swear,

906
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:18,000
I was rattled dead. No, I'm walking the rest of the way back home and I was fuming, man.

907
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:22,000
And I'm thinking, I wish I would have just says, tell them people to fuck off or something.

908
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:26,560
And, oh God, those kind of things that you never think about in the moment though. Any

909
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:31,120
like it was a red string cause I still haven't pressed pause on the podcast that I was listening

910
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:37,120
to. So that was still hard playing in my head. I know it's only because I've done it before where

911
01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:42,000
someone says something, I was all night, I've got bags that he was just that natural reaction.

912
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:48,720
Now I've always got the bags, man. Always pick it up. And yeah, it was just, I just was so pissed

913
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:54,480
off. But not him, not his, he's obviously just fucking saying what people are says, but the fact

914
01:26:54,480 --> 01:27:00,240
that obviously he's known as people that says, oh yeah, it's a, I dunno, a ginger bearded man

915
01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:04,560
with a big husky cause they all think it's a fucking husky cause not enough people know the

916
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:12,720
different breeds. And I bet he doesn't pick up the shit. When I'll fucking stand there in the pitch

917
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:20,000
black, put my torch on my phone to make sure I can pick up that shit because well he doesn't shit as

918
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:26,320
big as my old dog, but it's still big enough. And I see, as I say, I'm always looking down so I don't

919
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:30,720
stand in it and that, and there's one round the corner from where this geezer fucking spoke to me

920
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:36,240
yesterday as well, that I don't even think it's a dog shit. It looks like a piss head, fucking runny

921
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:40,560
shit. He's left the pub and that and he's like, I can't get over Wickingham. And he's like, he's

922
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:44,240
on the middle of the path and he's just pulling his fucking trousers down or whatever. And just,

923
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:51,200
just cause he, it was just mush man. It was fucking, I don't know, cornmeal or whatever disgusting.

924
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:56,640
So the fact that people think that I'm happy to fucking do that, leave it on the floor,

925
01:27:57,440 --> 01:28:03,040
I wouldn't know fair enough. There has been a handful of times, cause my dog can be a bit of

926
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:09,440
a dickhead sometimes, he'll essentially crawl inside a fucking bush or in the trees and that

927
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:17,040
and do it in the stingers and stuff. Now I'm not following inside that to get it, but that's not

928
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:21,920
where someone else is going to walk in and stand in it. You know, if it's in the middle of the fucking

929
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:28,960
grass or especially if it's on the path, then I'll get it out. I don't know why as well. There's a spot

930
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:34,560
they've got a red ass trap and he likes to go on there, a little bit of grass, but they've not

931
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:41,040
long got the droid on and that. So it's fresh grass and he likes to go on that spot. So I fucking,

932
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:46,800
I have to keep picking it up from there as well. And it's only in the mornings that I go that route.

933
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:51,680
And so the fact that I have to keep picking up from there and I'm doing this in the pitch black,

934
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:56,960
yet people still have the fucking audacity to think I'm one of these dickheads that doesn't pick it up.

935
01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:02,160
Oh God, I was so pissed off. Yeah. Fucking literally I got back and I was just,

936
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:06,880
cause it was raining a bit, I'm drawing the dark and I was trying hard not to like

937
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:11,520
mush him up too hard because I'm angry and you just want to fucking ride a little bit.

938
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:19,600
But yeah, the cheek of it. So yeah, I'll just, I hope that he now tells them people that he's had

939
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:26,400
a chat with me, just passing by and I pulled the bags out and I assured him I'm not one of these

940
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:32,560
lazy cunts. Cause it is, it is, it is Liza. I'll get it if it's in the middle of a bush somewhere

941
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:38,880
or whatever, but when it's in someone's, where someone can walk through it. So be on the path

942
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:43,280
or on the grass where people, like kids play football or, you know, I've seen people having

943
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:47,440
picnics on this fucking bit of grass and I know how much dog shit's on there because I always

944
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:51,040
struggle fucking walking. If the dog's walking, I'll let him be out on the lead and that and I'll

945
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:58,080
stay on the path because I don't want to stand in it. Fucking, you know, cause I reckon some people must look at me while I'm walking around sometimes.

946
01:29:58,080 --> 01:30:02,160
I'll focus up with him because I'll be like tick towing around because I want to make sure I don't

947
01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:09,440
stand in any and if I do, it's bare minimal because I'm tick towing essentially. Just, yeah, weird to look at, I imagine, but

948
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:13,040
yeah, you got to. Has to be done. Yeah, cause it's bad enough having mud on you,

949
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:17,200
trying as you don't want shit, you know, and then someone comes in and walks on your carpet.

950
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:20,560
Yeah, no, that might fuck you now.

951
01:30:21,760 --> 01:30:26,880
There were, yeah, little rants over there. And you haven't had a rant before, well. I know, yeah.

952
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:33,840
I could have had a fair few rants over the time, but I even put it as a note on my fucking phone as well,

953
01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:42,160
but I've remembered to say. So now, I know we did say it was going to be a longer episode this week anyway,

954
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:50,160
because it is episode 15. But yeah, we are finally going to get onto the old correspondence.

955
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:58,160
Obviously we did do miles at the beginning of the episode. We'll get back onto the emails first,

956
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:05,120
because we did leave one off last week because we was running out of time. We are recording earlier today,

957
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,880
so we have got a ton, even though we're not going to go on for much longer.

958
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:11,920
Yeah, well, we say that, we'll say. We'll say.

959
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:16,560
But yeah, so we'll jump onto Kirsty's email from last week.

960
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:24,080
Hi guys, still no joy with a date, which is a shame. Just a question.

961
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:29,040
What was a red flag that made you stop talking to a person immediately?

962
01:31:34,240 --> 01:31:37,040
For me, it wasn't one that I'd stop talking to immediately, but

963
01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:42,320
there was one lady that I was with in particular a good couple of years ago now.

964
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:49,040
We weren't even together for that long at this point in all, but I don't know,

965
01:31:49,040 --> 01:31:54,960
I'd say it was about three months in or something. Talking away in general, she turned around and she said,

966
01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:59,200
yes, when we have kids next year, I was like, I don't have kids next year.

967
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:00,000
Yeah.

968
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:04,240
So yeah, I want to have a baby next year. And so I nicked it straight on the board and said, look,

969
01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:10,160
you have a kid next year, it's not going to be with me. And so pretty much ended it there and then.

970
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:16,480
And she did, she had a fucking, because it was around Christmas as well, because I can't forget,

971
01:32:16,480 --> 01:32:22,160
she got me fucking a cheering tickets for a concert and that as well. I had that contemplation in my

972
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:26,880
head, do I get back with her? But nah, fucking, I wasn't going to risk it. But yeah, she ended up

973
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,320
getting with someone else and having a troll pretty much straight away.

974
01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:32,160
How much happens to the cheering tickets?

975
01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:37,440
I don't know. I could have just cried over the imagination of her.

976
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:45,200
Got it. Well, yeah, that I'd say that was the main thing. I've had it, I've said loads of times,

977
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:52,800
enough times, just general chat, like trying to chat someone up and she's like, nah, fuck this shit.

978
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:58,320
It's a dead conversation or I can't be arsed not feeling it. And then you just move on. Well,

979
01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:05,200
uh, yeah, that was definitely the worst one for me. Um, how about yourself? Anything that comes

980
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:09,520
to mind for you? No, I, yeah, I have, it was just for me, cause my partner just walked in the room.

981
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:12,960
So it was a bit awkward, but it's all right. You've been together long enough. Yeah, we are.

982
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:18,640
Thanks mate. Uh, no, for me is when you would text that would text sorry. And then before you

983
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:23,920
even responded, that text you again, asking if you think was all right or the other texts.

984
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:29,840
So I hate texting in general because the amount of people that will text,

985
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:36,160
but they'll send it individual sentences. Yeah. Just send it all to one fucking text message.

986
01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:40,880
You know, it's not old school where you had like 140 characters. And you have to pay for each one.

987
01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:44,320
Yeah. And you've got a short handy bit at a risk batteries.

988
01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:50,880
Fucking wrote it all out properly. Use fucking try and use a bit of grammar, punctuation,

989
01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:55,840
full stops, exclamation mark here and there and just send it all as one message. Yeah. But no,

990
01:33:55,840 --> 01:34:03,200
no, I agree with that. Yeah. For me, it was just, yeah, it was just the over texting. Sometimes,

991
01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:07,600
you know, when you, you couldn't get any space from me, like just fucking leave me alone. Yeah.

992
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:12,400
Especially when the callers bar that. Yeah. And you blow, I don't know, say you're at work

993
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:16,960
and it's a text message and you can't see your phone. You haven't heard it. Whatever. And you

994
01:34:16,960 --> 01:34:22,400
look and there's five messages. So while you ignore me, I'm fucking busy and I'm not ignoring

995
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:28,080
you. I am now though. Yeah. Thank you for emailing me. To be fair, I still do that with the missus.

996
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:36,080
So I can't say that I miss them or don't miss them. Um, but yeah, cursing, um, I don't know,

997
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:42,320
just fucking just keep growing in any, wow. Uh, if you're not having any sex, don't grind. Um,

998
01:34:42,320 --> 01:34:48,000
unless you're humping your pillows. I don't know. Uh, all those puppets, never know. Yeah. Just

999
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:55,600
watch out for friction. Um, miles were already rattled off with that one. 30 doors. Uh, James,

1000
01:34:55,600 --> 01:35:00,240
fucking James, one trophy down, free to go.

1001
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:09,200
Honestly. Yeah. This is not wrong though. No, it's not a trophy. Yeah.

1002
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:13,600
What a man. Yeah. The open bus parade will be mental.

1003
01:35:15,040 --> 01:35:19,440
Will be when it's just one trophy that you've prayed and around in front of all you, the actual

1004
01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:28,560
spaces. Um, I didn't even watch the game. Uh, I knew that Liverpool were going to win. Even when

1005
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:33,520
I saw that it was all a youth essentially, um, which fair blades were rocking back to school

1006
01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:39,600
next day, getting a little fucking, uh, walker banner and that. Um, yeah, it's, it's just

1007
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:45,840
embarrassing for chow sir. Yeah. A billion pounds spends on the squad and they just can't do anything.

1008
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:55,040
And the way that the media aren't pushing for watch outs, they're letting him fucking go by and,

1009
01:35:55,040 --> 01:36:00,720
you know, no slander or anything. And they're letting Eddie how fucking plot on when they got

1010
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:07,680
battered on the weekend as well. Yeah. Fair enough. Yes. You know, he played shit and deserve to lose

1011
01:36:07,680 --> 01:36:13,280
the full of our draft. But, you know, it's just, it's like, they've got the articles ready. 10,

1012
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:18,400
I'll go. The one that narrative. Yeah. They just, because the media didn't want him as, you know,

1013
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:22,720
manager, the one he punched, you know? And so it's like, they're just any little thing. They're

1014
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:27,520
trying to get him out, you know, the coming out the other day, looking, uh, there's a rift between

1015
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:33,360
him and Marcus Rashford. Oh, fucking have you seen any of these little fucking statements as well?

1016
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:39,280
No. So again, because he played sheets on the weekends and the other nights, uh, you know,

1017
01:36:39,280 --> 01:36:44,880
he's throwing his arms around fucking, he's not tracking back in that. Fair enough. Yeah. He's

1018
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:49,760
because Hoylund's injured. He's playing upfront system of annoying. So, you know, you can't really

1019
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:54,960
track back in that position, but it's the lack of effort and enthusiasm. And so because he's got a

1020
01:36:54,960 --> 01:37:02,080
bit of stick from fans, he's given a little statement saying, you know, I had a hard childhood

1021
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:06,240
and I got offered to play for another club. They were going to get me a house and this and that,

1022
01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:11,360
but I chose to stay with you know, it's even, you know, I've come through hard times before and this

1023
01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:17,280
and that, right. If I were getting paid 325 grand a week, I'd be fucking helping the Groundsman,

1024
01:37:17,280 --> 01:37:22,480
cutting the grass, cleaning that fucking team, cleaning the boots, mate. I'd be doing everything.

1025
01:37:22,480 --> 01:37:26,800
I'd be like, let's give me a kick. I'll take it home. I'll wash it. Don't worry. I've got cleaners to do that.

1026
01:37:29,840 --> 01:37:35,200
I'll do everything that I possibly could as well as put a shift in on the fucking pitch.

1027
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:40,480
Fucking, and he has the cheek. It's all publicity. You know, the prick hasn't even

1028
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:45,600
blocked. They're doing them around. I'm getting a bit fucking raggy. I'm still a bit emotional from

1029
01:37:45,600 --> 01:37:58,400
the poo, blind from the fucking other people. But I like him. He was a good lad. He's a man now and

1030
01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:05,120
he needs to fucking stop being a child. He never apologised for the bullshit over in Belfast.

1031
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:10,080
He's putting out stupid fucking tweets of him doing a puzzle and fucking drinking a cup of tea

1032
01:38:10,080 --> 01:38:14,400
and whatever. We don't need that bullshit. Just fucking get your head down and play football.

1033
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:19,360
It's all we need. I don't know if the word is ironic that he's saying, I had a hard time

1034
01:38:19,360 --> 01:38:23,600
bringing him, but he's been on, you know, he's been, when did he break through, man? You know,

1035
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:29,600
when he was 17. 17. For 10 years ago. So for 10 years he's had an easy, not hard, from a financial

1036
01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:34,160
point of view. Yeah. It was the stupid stuff. Like, you know, my family made sacrifices for me to be

1037
01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:40,160
a professional footballer. Yeah. And look what he's paid for. Yeah. And you think of, that's so common

1038
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:45,040
these days, though. You know, the amount of people that put their heart and soul in the kids to be

1039
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:49,680
a professional footballer. And it doesn't happen. Or, you know, not that it's a bad thing, but they're

1040
01:38:49,680 --> 01:38:52,720
playing for a conference league or a league one team. They can't afford to look after everyone

1041
01:38:52,720 --> 01:38:57,840
that's looked after them. Yeah. But you know, it's just part of being a parent these days, because,

1042
01:38:57,840 --> 01:39:02,960
you know, my brother could have done well with football. I don't think a Premier League level,

1043
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:08,000
but you know, he had the chance to play for Burton Albion and stuff and, you know, his heart wasn't

1044
01:39:08,000 --> 01:39:12,480
in the game. Yeah. It wasn't your way around. It wasn't through lack of effort on dad's side on that.

1045
01:39:12,480 --> 01:39:18,000
You know, I've said it before, I potentially could have gone on to be a goalkeeper, but I started

1046
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:23,840
working and fucking, you know, earning money. So I was not looking after myself in that sense. I was

1047
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:30,960
thinking of fucking, oh, I got money, get on the bears, kid. But, you know, these lads, he's had the

1048
01:39:30,960 --> 01:39:37,040
world thrown at him and he's just fucking, he's wasting it. Yeah. Because he's got that contract

1049
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:42,800
now. And a lot of people are saying it's since he split up with fucking Alicia Layman, who plays

1050
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:49,680
for the Bassam Villa, which I've never seen a picture of her with no makeup on. So I don't know.

1051
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:55,840
Was it even with her? Apparently, this is what I'm reading. And look, so when they were together last

1052
01:39:55,840 --> 01:40:00,160
year, he had a great season and then they split up and it's all gone to shit for him now. So I thought

1053
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:05,600
she was with that Villa player. I don't know, man. I don't know. But it's just what I keep seeing from

1054
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:11,200
other people. No, he's just got the money. He doesn't care. Now he wants to move on. I think that's all he's got. He's got the contract.

1055
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:16,160
He's not happy. He wants to move on. Just don't move on. Well, that's what he's saying in his fucking statement, though.

1056
01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:21,840
You know, he'll bleed for Manchester and fucking this and that. But he won't run from. I know.

1057
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:30,160
It's so contradictory. So don't waste your time sitting there with you. You're trying to make a point.

1058
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:34,480
Just make a point. Yeah. You know, you get in your fucking PR team to fucking write a statement and

1059
01:40:34,480 --> 01:40:40,000
fucking get the camera set up and that just to do this bullshit for a bit of sympathy. No, just say to

1060
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:44,720
the fucking fans, look, I'm sorry, I've done good enough. I'm trying. And then put the fucking

1061
01:40:44,720 --> 01:40:49,120
shifting. Stop throwing your arms around. Put your fucking head down. Get on the ball. Don't even need

1062
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:53,680
score. Just put the fucking ball in for someone else. You know, get the assist. Just contribute to the game.

1063
01:40:53,680 --> 01:41:03,760
Stop being a fucking shit head. Right. So two runs. Two runs. Yeah. 50th special. But James, the man said you're still going to win the league.

1064
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:09,440
I think you know what? You and James need to do some kind of thing. You know, so like if Liverpool do win the like,

1065
01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:13,760
you know, win like. If Liverpool win the prep, he's getting blocked.

1066
01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:28,400
Nah, nah, I'll still, I'll accept you, you shit housewreck. If Liverpool can win the league. But I can't see it happening.

1067
01:41:28,400 --> 01:41:34,000
Just can't. Unfortunately, they've got an injury crisis at the moment and we saw what happened

1068
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:38,400
before when Van Dijk and that was out. You know, they really struggled. Fortunately,

1069
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:43,280
for them, he's all right at the moment. But you know, it's, it's going to be hard. It's one thing

1070
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:48,000
beating Chelsea. You've been fucking, what, 12 or something. And RB, the boy and the man. Yeah.

1071
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:56,400
But yeah. Still, they've won a couple already. One more than Man Utd. So. Yeah, but we won more than them

1072
01:41:56,400 --> 01:42:03,600
last year as well. And then we've got them in the next round of the FA Cup. Yeah. James, if we'll see

1073
01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:12,080
your comments off of that one. Fuck you. I'd love them to win now. James is fucking giving. Ignore that email.

1074
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:19,120
Nah, I'll still read it out. I'm not a sore loser. But, nah, we'll see what happens with that one.

1075
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:24,720
I think that was it with the emails. Let me just double check before I'll get on to it.

1076
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:33,200
Yeah, that was it on the emails. So let's go through one of your whatsapps.

1077
01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:41,520
I will say names. I won't say numbers. Well, I'd have to click on the thing for the numbers anyway.

1078
01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:50,160
It's from Abs. Oh my God. This is levels. Love your advice. Do you think Steve's mates can get

1079
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:59,760
back to having a normal relationship? I'm so invested. No, Abs, thanks for hitting the real talk hotline.

1080
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:08,640
And just so you know, Steve's whatsapp as well. Fucking Stevie Boy. This has got everyone gripped.

1081
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:18,000
So Steve's mates, he was on the sofa for a little while. His missus was getting banged out on fucking

1082
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:24,720
Onlyfans. Not while they'd been together. Before. Yeah. And now she just does solo stuff. Yeah,

1083
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:29,360
because we asked, we just assumed she's doing solo stuff, didn't we? For him to get back together.

1084
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:34,640
For them to get back together. Well, I'm guessing that's still what it is. Right. Because there was...

1085
01:43:34,640 --> 01:43:40,000
Because she still... No, didn't we ask if she was still doing it? Yeah, so she was still doing it and

1086
01:43:40,000 --> 01:43:45,600
his mate wanted to see the content before it went out. Why, that's it. So it has to be solo stuff,

1087
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:48,800
because you're not... Well, unless you're into that thing, being a cook or whatever.

1088
01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:58,960
But, so we've got a message from Steve. Yeah, so Steve... Hi lads, it's Steve, the Onlyfans friend.

1089
01:43:58,960 --> 01:44:04,880
There's nothing really new to update. He's just keeping his head down. A few people know what

1090
01:44:04,880 --> 01:44:12,080
happened, so he's just staying in really. I believed she had a normal job. Oh yeah, we asked

1091
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:17,120
what did we think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we didn't know what anyone thought she did for a living.

1092
01:44:18,800 --> 01:44:24,560
Yeah, I believe she had a normal job, just a week in an office. Never came up in conversation much,

1093
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:30,080
so I didn't think. I'm trying to get him out for some beers, so I'll keep you posted with any news.

1094
01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:37,520
Right. So Steve's like a little fucking little agent for us. He's a... It's interesting,

1095
01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:45,440
though, because it's always weird if you would have... Well, if you thought like your girlfriend

1096
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:49,920
had a normal job, and then it turns out to be something like that, it's how you would react.

1097
01:44:49,920 --> 01:45:00,400
Yeah, so going to Ab's message, could it go back to normal? I mean, what is normal these days in

1098
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:10,960
general, but can you be normal when your missus is doing all that for money? For us, I don't think

1099
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:15,520
it would go back to normal, because that's not a part of our generation.

1100
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:20,320
No. It wasn't a thing. But like if she's already done it, it's already out there,

1101
01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:25,040
and it's like, it's already out there regardless, so why stop now? Because it's already out there.

1102
01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:30,160
I think if he would have known about it, getting into the relationship, it wouldn't have been an

1103
01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:38,400
issue. But finding out about it, the way that he did, and then, you know, obviously taking a little

1104
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:46,320
break, and then getting back together, it's all down to his own emotions, really. He's going to be

1105
01:45:46,320 --> 01:45:52,000
able to not be jealous, not be controlling or anything, you know. So if he is wanting to keep

1106
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:58,400
an eye on the content, how is he keeping an eye on it? Is he going to get involved? Hopefully Steve's

1107
01:45:58,400 --> 01:46:03,360
trying to find those questions out. Hopefully he does go out for a beer with you, and, mate, just

1108
01:46:03,360 --> 01:46:09,520
get him steaming. Just get him on the old vodka and the fucking sambucas. Just get him lagging.

1109
01:46:09,520 --> 01:46:11,040
Yeah, hail some stories, Dad.

1110
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:16,880
Mate, go on, get it up, thank you. Maybe because you do want to see his nips or whatever,

1111
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:21,280
but just phone out what the content is. Let us know, because Abs wants to know.

1112
01:46:22,800 --> 01:46:27,200
I'm sure other people want to know as well, not just Abs. But yeah,

1113
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:33,600
but yeah, we, I don't know, because we haven't been through anything like it.

1114
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:34,720
It's a hard one.

1115
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:42,000
Yeah, so if it was, because originally he asked about cheating, wasn't he? I think,

1116
01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:45,920
I would be fit, or it might have been someone else that asked.

1117
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:48,480
Yeah, no, it was someone else about that, but he asked how would...

1118
01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:55,040
He went straight to the point pretty quickly, yeah. But yeah, I know we've said it before,

1119
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:58,000
like I would be fairly a partner in jail or whatever.

1120
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:03,600
But it's not, if she hasn't done that stuff,

1121
01:47:05,120 --> 01:47:10,560
while they're together, it's not cheating. She said, if I remember correctly, she hasn't

1122
01:47:10,560 --> 01:47:12,560
done anything like that since they've got together.

1123
01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:18,240
Yeah, I think it's, with that, it just comes down to the trust. Can you trust that she's not going

1124
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:26,480
to be taking any advantages? Because depending on what level it is, there'll be people

1125
01:47:26,480 --> 01:47:31,520
inboxing, texting and whatever. And then there's probably going to be other people saying,

1126
01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:36,000
oh, I'm a content creator as well. I'll give you some money. You won't be in the fucking

1127
01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:39,680
scene with me and whatever. We'll fucking ring each other out or something. I don't know.

1128
01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:45,440
So can you trust that that's not going to happen? Or if it is going to happen,

1129
01:47:45,440 --> 01:47:48,720
are you going to be happy having the conversation and letting it happen?

1130
01:47:50,800 --> 01:47:53,040
I don't know. I wouldn't be comfortable with it.

1131
01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:55,760
All these things must have been discussed though, because obviously he's moved back here.

1132
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:56,720
Hopefully they have, yeah.

1133
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:58,560
But Stephen just needs to get...

1134
01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:03,120
Just get the dish, ain't it, man? We want to sit here with a cup of tea or a

1135
01:48:03,120 --> 01:48:09,360
burmurrette and read the details, ain't it? Give it all to the fans. Because yeah,

1136
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:13,680
Steve, you're under pressure now anyway, mate. It's not just for us. We've got people wanting

1137
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:23,520
to know what's going on, man. So yeah, we've got another one here from Laura. Hey guys,

1138
01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:28,400
do you think you could disappear and not be found on the run from the police?

1139
01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:34,160
So to me, I was thinking about that program that was out before then. I don't know what it was

1140
01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:37,920
called, but yeah, I don't know. You had a little week not to be caught or something.

1141
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:42,800
Yeah. No, I think it was a bit longer than that. But yeah, so they'd drop you off at a location

1142
01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:48,400
and then you had to stay off the radar, off the hunters. And then I think it was like three days

1143
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:52,320
before it finished, it'd give you a location where you had to get to, to get the money.

1144
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:59,920
So it was like that. But I think, yes, I think I could, but you'd have to be really strict

1145
01:49:00,960 --> 01:49:05,760
and you'd have to live from a 10-bicycle. Because you can have a car. You can have a car.

1146
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:09,600
The IPR would get you. That was the call, the IPR machine. What was that called?

1147
01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:10,560
Yeah, yeah, IMPR.

1148
01:49:10,560 --> 01:49:14,160
IMPR, that's the one, sorry. Yeah. Automatic number plate.

1149
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:23,280
That's the one. Yeah. So IMPR and it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you'd have to just initially go to

1150
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:29,440
the bank and just block. Empty. As much as you can anyway. So I think in general,

1151
01:49:30,400 --> 01:49:33,440
depending on what bank you bank with. But then you're going to have to get caught

1152
01:49:33,440 --> 01:49:39,280
though at some point because you run out of money. Well, yeah. So what I'd do is,

1153
01:49:39,280 --> 01:49:45,280
like get as much cash out as they'll physically let me. Not that I've got tens of thousands in

1154
01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:52,160
the bank and that anyway, but you know, get it all out. Then I'd give someone my credit. Well,

1155
01:49:53,280 --> 01:49:57,920
I don't know. So whatever money's left in my debit account, give someone that card,

1156
01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:02,960
give someone else a credit card and that. Just go fuck off, do shit, spend money.

1157
01:50:02,960 --> 01:50:06,720
Yeah. Like, but not in Birmingham or the Westman who just traveled away.

1158
01:50:06,720 --> 01:50:07,200
Yeah. Yeah.

1159
01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:10,480
Cause you thought I'd reckon them away. Yeah. So they can't track you that way.

1160
01:50:11,520 --> 01:50:16,080
I think I'd be able to cheat a fair bit as well. So shave my head, shave my beard.

1161
01:50:17,120 --> 01:50:24,720
I'd be a lot less recognizable. Again, not wear the glasses. You know, I'd struggle to see some

1162
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:29,040
things, but you know, I wouldn't be driving at that point. So I wouldn't need to read the number

1163
01:50:29,040 --> 01:50:36,080
plates. And then, yeah, just get yourself a load of easy food, as you say, just go out, count

1164
01:50:36,080 --> 01:50:41,120
somewhere. And that's it. Because what I've seen on the hunted, the best ones are always,

1165
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:46,000
I remember two lads just getting two bikes, getting tense. And all they did is literally

1166
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:50,880
just get on the bikes every day. So I caught the camped out and I absolutely smashed it.

1167
01:50:50,880 --> 01:50:54,800
And I always thought that was the best way to be just low key under the radar.

1168
01:50:54,800 --> 01:51:00,160
So I never used to watch it all, but do you not think that the camera crew would have cheated?

1169
01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:05,840
I always said this because I says, cause they'd noticed the camera more than the people.

1170
01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:10,160
Yeah. Someone's got a big fuck off camera and also, and you'd think, cause they never move a

1171
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:16,080
night as well. It's like from Los Alamos time, you never see him like look two o'clock in the

1172
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:20,720
morning, move. And it's all, I feel like the half set times where everyone stops, but I always feel

1173
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:24,880
like, I don't know. I suppose you'd want to do it during peak times anyway, because it's

1174
01:51:24,880 --> 01:51:29,680
not for the CCTV sort of things. It's busier. It's less likely to be able to spot you in a crowd and

1175
01:51:29,680 --> 01:51:36,160
stuff. Yes. But like if you're, I don't know, I'd think that the camera crew would give you more,

1176
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:40,960
would give you why I think so. It's not just that I'm thinking like, they'd be like, hang on,

1177
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:47,520
we're heading to such and such. Yeah. Because that's the name of the game. They want the,

1178
01:51:47,520 --> 01:51:54,160
the thrill of being caught and stuff. So, and just missing them. Like just, oh, there was just

1179
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:58,880
there like yesterday or an hour ago. Yeah. So I think it wasn't a part of the TV program. I think

1180
01:51:58,880 --> 01:52:05,840
I'd smash it. I think I could do it for a couple of days, a couple of weeks. It's just, it's just

1181
01:52:05,840 --> 01:52:10,480
funding. I mean, you just need a network, I suppose, for how long? Yeah. Well, as I say,

1182
01:52:10,480 --> 01:52:17,200
I'd get a load of cash. And then I'd just be able to just put slack to a little shop somewhere,

1183
01:52:17,200 --> 01:52:20,160
fucking get the supplies, get some tins of beans, some fucking, some bread and that.

1184
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:25,760
It's hard to bring all the tins, yeah. Yeah. And then, yeah, just, just fucking, just leave it up

1185
01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:29,840
in the woods for a little while, man. So fucking easy enough. Little camp out. I mean, to be fair,

1186
01:52:31,440 --> 01:52:35,280
with some of the caravan parks I've been over the years, I could easily go to one of them,

1187
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:40,640
you know, it's all self catering and that. Yeah. No one's gonna know you there. Yeah.

1188
01:52:40,640 --> 01:52:44,880
I doubt that those fucking cameras inside of the fucking little spot that's unsalted,

1189
01:52:44,880 --> 01:52:49,120
but we're connected to the people right now. You know, so you just go in, fucking, and as I say,

1190
01:52:49,120 --> 01:52:52,720
I've shaved my hair and fucking everything. So they're not going to recognise me off of that

1191
01:52:52,720 --> 01:53:00,720
anyway. Yeah. Just seriously, because I did it a couple of years ago. Uh, 260 pound per week.

1192
01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:08,320
And like, you know, it's gas and electric fucking free TV. Uh, there wasn't Wi-Fi. I could have

1193
01:53:08,320 --> 01:53:16,080
paid for it. Well, yeah. The hardest thing would be not having your phone, not being able to use

1194
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:24,080
your phone. So I suppose you'd have to do that as well. Yeah. And get a SIM card, 10 pound on it,

1195
01:53:24,080 --> 01:53:28,800
fucking flick through, ticked off that way then. That's it. That's it. Wow. I mean, the main thing

1196
01:53:28,800 --> 01:53:36,240
before I'd have to still bank. I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to do it in, that's why I couldn't

1197
01:53:36,240 --> 01:53:40,800
do it before. I don't think I'd have to still be able to release myself. No, but there must,

1198
01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:46,080
I know in the violin they're doing on there. Yeah, but that's what you used to do. You love it though,

1199
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:52,320
don't you? No, I didn't even finish watching it. I do not believe you. Do not believe you. Um,

1200
01:53:52,880 --> 01:53:59,120
right. Now there was, since we're on, uh, essentially camping, we've got one from Lee.

1201
01:54:00,480 --> 01:54:06,880
Uh, so he was the first one to text us about it. It was on Sunday. Um, I think it was Sunday

1202
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:13,920
anyway. I don't know, but I'd seen the phone because say for anyone that does text or WhatsApp

1203
01:54:13,920 --> 01:54:23,040
on 0747 0488 096, uh, I'm not going to be holding the phone all the time. I am going to just look

1204
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:32,480
at it intermittently. Um, so Lee started off with, is this real? And I said, yes, it's the real

1205
01:54:32,480 --> 01:54:42,320
talking podcast. Uh, he's gone mad. Love the pod. So cheers, mate. Send us your questions in.

1206
01:54:42,320 --> 01:54:50,480
I'll read them out. And, uh, yeah. So he said, have you got any funny camping slash tent stories?

1207
01:54:51,440 --> 01:55:01,040
Uh, so a joint month for Ross would be when we went away, the brain was it? Yeah, it was brain.

1208
01:55:01,040 --> 01:55:07,200
Um, so we borrowed a tent from a friend who's it's their dad's tent that they use for fishing.

1209
01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:14,320
So shout out the bat, you can imagine that it's mouth fish. Uh, the zip was broke on it as well.

1210
01:55:14,320 --> 01:55:19,520
Wernie. Yeah. But initially we didn't care. We, we dropped off cause it was also in your brother.

1211
01:55:20,480 --> 01:55:26,240
Yeah. Was some of your family there in, yes, as well. So some of my family was there in the

1212
01:55:26,240 --> 01:55:32,560
caravan part and we was in the camping part of it. Yeah. So that day would have just been there

1213
01:55:32,560 --> 01:55:36,560
anyway. I don't think it was because of them. We went there in general. No, I think we've handed

1214
01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:41,440
and I just happened to be there because I would go there quite often. So yeah, we've literally,

1215
01:55:41,440 --> 01:55:48,480
we've rocked up in the band, got the 10 tape, pegged it down and that, and we just wanted to

1216
01:55:48,480 --> 01:55:52,560
get around the beers. I remember like we set it up and was like, yeah, that ain't going nowhere.

1217
01:55:52,560 --> 01:55:57,760
Yeah. This is sweet. This is solid. Yeah. Get some food, get some drinks and that we're having a

1218
01:55:57,760 --> 01:56:02,880
good time now. Fucking get on it. And, uh, it wasn't even a light one that we got back there.

1219
01:56:03,680 --> 01:56:08,160
No, what we did, mate, we went and saw some family, asked them what was going on.

1220
01:56:09,280 --> 01:56:14,160
And I'm sure we went to like the club on site for like one or two, went back to get changed

1221
01:56:14,160 --> 01:56:18,160
because you were going towards the evening and then you pick up the story there, mate. So,

1222
01:56:18,160 --> 01:56:24,400
uh, Lord Cabot has been recently a bit windy. Uh, the wind came out and over there as well. And

1223
01:56:25,920 --> 01:56:31,840
so as we walked around the corner, cause it was like an open bit of hedge, uh, leading to the

1224
01:56:31,840 --> 01:56:36,640
camping side of the field. We did camp up when no one else was like everyone was to the right.

1225
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:42,880
And we just went to the left. If I remember correctly, yeah. And, uh, so you saw the band

1226
01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:52,880
and then you saw where the tent was. And the pigs were sitting in the ground as well. I think it

1227
01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:56,800
was like one bit of string hanging off one where it snapped up or something. If we would have left

1228
01:56:56,800 --> 01:57:04,240
that, like, that would have gone. So yeah, there was a quick attempt to like re-peg it back down

1229
01:57:04,240 --> 01:57:08,960
and that. But he was solid from there though, from the second time. It's not like we did

1230
01:57:08,960 --> 01:57:14,080
much different. I think, I think we bent the pegs over a bit more. So there was two points of contact

1231
01:57:14,080 --> 01:57:21,920
and that, um, but yeah, it was just ridiculous. And then I remember when we got back on the night

1232
01:57:21,920 --> 01:57:27,920
time properly then, not because the zip wasn't closing. Yeah. You'd have to, you parked your van

1233
01:57:27,920 --> 01:57:33,200
with the door open, wasn't it? So they went over the door. Yeah. We was trying to do that.

1234
01:57:33,200 --> 01:57:43,040
When it was the back door, sorry. Yeah. I'm sure you did. I can't remember now, but I remember the

1235
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:47,520
van door was trying to do it and that as well. But essentially I remember just sleeping in the van

1236
01:57:47,520 --> 01:57:54,640
then anyway. And, uh, cause your brother stayed in the tent then didn't he? No, I thought, I thought

1237
01:57:54,640 --> 01:57:59,360
me and you stayed in the tent and Jamie stayed in the back of your van. I can't remember now. I know

1238
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:06,400
we ended up splitting up anyway. Yeah. Cause you were, I remember I got some tape out and I was

1239
01:58:06,400 --> 01:58:13,040
pulling a fucking gap up where the zip was popped as well. I mean, we weren't even that drunk

1240
01:58:13,040 --> 01:58:18,880
either. I suppose it was a good job. We weren't completely lagging, but oh God. Yeah. Yeah. It

1241
01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:25,760
was definitely that night. Yeah. You brought her in the, uh, in the back of the van. Oh God. Um,

1242
01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:32,320
so that was a funny, funny one, uh, camping story. Now have you got any over ones? No. So it's not

1243
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:37,920
so much a camping one. It's obviously when we all went to Yarmouth, but we stayed in the car. It's

1244
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:45,040
not so much camping, but you know, you have, you know, lads in a car van, you know, you know,

1245
01:58:45,040 --> 01:58:50,880
what's going on. But, uh, yeah, it was, but apart from that, I'd say that's the only really camping

1246
01:58:50,880 --> 01:58:56,720
experience I've ever had. I'm not a big camper. I don't, I'm not, I don't like the fact that when

1247
01:58:56,720 --> 01:59:01,600
you need a piece, you have to go to like the toilets, like the communal toilets to have a

1248
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:06,240
piece. That's when you're on a solid log. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you do natural camping, you just

1249
01:59:06,240 --> 01:59:10,880
out in the woods and just miss against the trailer. Um, so I've done enough of it when I was in the

1250
01:59:10,880 --> 01:59:18,560
cadets and that tent boys and, uh, no burpas and that little, but I remember when, when I was,

1251
01:59:18,560 --> 01:59:29,440
uh, I remember when I was 16, uh, with the first Mrs. And, uh, so my mom and dad had a caravan,

1252
01:59:30,080 --> 01:59:34,320
the tow away with them, uh, you know, stashed it in the back garden and, you know,

1253
01:59:34,320 --> 01:59:40,000
hook it up to the back of the motor. And so there was, I think it must've been the first song,

1254
01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:48,400
went away with them. And so, you know, 16, I wasn't a drinker at these points, but a dad's there,

1255
01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:54,320
giving me fucking drink after drink. And so even though they had the solid awning, which is like a

1256
01:59:54,320 --> 02:00:02,400
tent that goes on to the caravan, uh, we still slept in a tent outside and, uh, we started getting

1257
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:09,600
down to eat side, making some sweet live. And that was the fucking acts. I says we've got to stop

1258
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:19,680
and I throw up in the tents and it was loads as well. Cause it was just pure alcohol. No, man,

1259
02:00:19,680 --> 02:00:27,680
it was fucking mental. Um, so yeah, ended up having to fucking sleep in the awning then. Um,

1260
02:00:28,640 --> 02:00:33,040
and yeah, I remember just hosing down the caravan, the fucking, well, so give it a partial

1261
02:00:33,040 --> 02:00:37,680
clean at that point, but I had to full on fucking clean it out and everything then. Luckily it was

1262
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:44,480
only for a weekend because, uh, I was so embarrassed, man. Yeah. It was all right after then.

1263
02:00:44,480 --> 02:00:51,600
I knew it's fucking load cause it, you know, your first beers and all proper beers, you don't fucking

1264
02:00:51,600 --> 02:00:57,120
know when to stop. And, uh, not that I ever really did know when to stop when I was younger, but

1265
02:00:57,600 --> 02:01:05,840
yeah, we've other people, the adults really, um, I knew not strong, keep up with you. Yeah. I remember

1266
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:10,560
one time though, I went camping. Well, I was in a caravan and, uh,

1267
02:01:13,360 --> 02:01:19,120
with one, one of the old partners and, um, you know, when you can tell people's having sex,

1268
02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:25,440
yeah, that's always funny. Cause you're like, there was sex. Yeah.

1269
02:01:27,200 --> 02:01:31,200
Cause you can hear it more, can't you? Especially in the caravan. You can feel the

1270
02:01:31,200 --> 02:01:37,600
the motion in the ocean as well. Can't you? Um, but yeah, I mean, there's loads of caravan stories

1271
02:01:37,600 --> 02:01:41,280
I could wrap along with, but we'll save them for another day. I do want to get through the rest of

1272
02:01:41,280 --> 02:01:48,480
these, uh, what's apps. Uh, so we've got one from Brian here. Uh, what's happening lads. My mate

1273
02:01:48,480 --> 02:01:56,320
thinks he can pull the waitress at Hooters. What's your views? So Hooters, there's only a couple over

1274
02:01:56,320 --> 02:02:01,760
here as well. I think there's a few. Yeah. There's definitely one in Liverpool. I don't think there's

1275
02:02:01,760 --> 02:02:08,400
one in Birmingham. There's one in Nonningham, I believe. I've never seen one after me. Well,

1276
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:16,880
I've only seen it on TV because obviously it's, it's big over in America. Um, no fair play to

1277
02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:21,840
this lad. If he does manage to pull up. Well, sorry, like he's talking the game, but he's,

1278
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:26,720
you know, that's when he gets on the field, that's the way he plays. So, right. You need to,

1279
02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:34,800
mate, you need to beat your mate up so much that he can, if he goes for it, just, just tell him

1280
02:02:34,800 --> 02:02:42,080
that you've got all the res and all the Gs so you can do this and get him to go for it and get your

1281
02:02:42,080 --> 02:02:49,280
phone out. Just give a little record. And for our pleasure, it goes all Pete Tong. Yeah. Um,

1282
02:02:49,280 --> 02:02:55,520
cause you got to bear in mind. She probably gets hit on all the time. Maybe you have to be a little

1283
02:02:55,520 --> 02:03:00,000
discreet and just leave your number on, you know, like when you've paid the bill and you leave a

1284
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:05,040
little tip. Yeah. I mean, there's ways to eat, you know, my Mrs was working behind the bar when I

1285
02:03:05,040 --> 02:03:11,280
met her, you know, fucking, we know how that ended happily married. But then if you've got someone

1286
02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:16,880
with Hooters that works with Hoot, would you be jealous then? Cause you know what that job, I'm

1287
02:03:16,880 --> 02:03:22,160
not saying it's like a sexual drug, but well, yeah, it's more sexual cause it's, it's, it's

1288
02:03:22,160 --> 02:03:27,280
for, there's nothing, there's nothing going on, but you know, I'm saying it's, it's men perving.

1289
02:03:27,280 --> 02:03:32,320
Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's the name of the game. And essentially, that's what I was going to say.

1290
02:03:32,320 --> 02:03:33,600
I would say to you, mate,

1291
02:03:36,800 --> 02:03:41,120
sorry, dodgy little technical error there. Well, Ash, you was giving some real advice.

1292
02:03:41,120 --> 02:03:47,120
Yeah. All I was going to say is to you, mate, you know, take him there. Let's see what he's got,

1293
02:03:47,120 --> 02:03:51,920
you know, and you can't knock him for trying, give him a go. And if he does well, get him drunk.

1294
02:03:51,920 --> 02:03:56,560
No, yeah. Oh, you're going to have to be any, especially if you go with the last like, yeah,

1295
02:03:56,560 --> 02:04:00,800
I wouldn't, it'd be interesting to know what he thinks this, what happened for him to think,

1296
02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:06,720
I can pull the Hooters chick. That's interesting. I've just got in my head that it's like your man

1297
02:04:06,720 --> 02:04:14,160
from the in between us. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just chatting. She, you know, reckons he's got a

1298
02:04:14,160 --> 02:04:20,240
fucking 16 inch dick and that old, but yeah, I could take her home if I wanted to go on then.

1299
02:04:20,880 --> 02:04:25,600
Just get in there. Sit there, see what happens. So if you're listening to this as it comes out,

1300
02:04:26,640 --> 02:04:32,400
Saturday, the second of March, 10 o'clock by the time you finish listening to it and get to this

1301
02:04:32,400 --> 02:04:37,760
point, you will have to 12 o'clock if you're listening to it straight away. Jesus. Long episode.

1302
02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:43,120
Yeah. Hope you're still listening anyway. But yeah, get him drunk. Take him out tonight,

1303
02:04:43,120 --> 02:04:52,560
get him drunk at the Hooters. Yeah. Record it. Got to record it. And if he's funny,

1304
02:04:52,560 --> 02:04:57,680
send it in to the realtor hotline. Cause either way it's a win. It's funny if he does on and then

1305
02:04:57,680 --> 02:05:06,240
if he does, it's his win. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, yeah, let us know about that, man. Um, yeah,

1306
02:05:06,240 --> 02:05:13,280
thanks for that. Right. And, uh, last but not least, we've got a message from Carl, uh, what's

1307
02:05:13,280 --> 02:05:20,080
up lads. So you give digs to a few celebrities. How many of you met and what are the log?

1308
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:27,120
Ooh. So to be fair, it's only me that's really met in a, yeah. And I mean, you can, you can't

1309
02:05:27,120 --> 02:05:32,240
really class all the footballers celebrities. No. Cause it's just a lot of money for kicking a ball

1310
02:05:32,240 --> 02:05:41,680
around. Um, have you met anyone notable? No, no. So apart from Dermot O'Leary, shit, I was in it

1311
02:05:41,680 --> 02:05:46,560
before. Yeah. Um, there was that time with Jeremy Clarkson. Do you remember that? Oh, when we

1312
02:05:46,560 --> 02:05:57,840
saw him. Uh, so it was Kanye West at the NEC. And cause we're them guys that like to get there

1313
02:05:57,840 --> 02:06:02,960
early because it wasn't seated. It was standing. So we wanted to be at the front of the queue,

1314
02:06:03,600 --> 02:06:07,520
no, not like the little girls at the town of sweep concerts with the little signs or whatever.

1315
02:06:07,520 --> 02:06:12,160
We was the men making sure we're at the front. Not that we wanted to get squashed against the

1316
02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:17,440
barrier, but we just wanted to make sure. Yeah. No, if you're going to get there early, you've

1317
02:06:17,440 --> 02:06:22,320
got to get there early. Yeah. And, uh, so we've got there and it was as we was walking around to

1318
02:06:22,320 --> 02:06:28,080
find the, uh, the wilding spot. Yeah. Where, uh, the stage where he was going to be and all that

1319
02:06:28,640 --> 02:06:33,040
was walking, not for the car park, but along the road. Yeah. We went like the back wide and

1320
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:37,680
we, for some reason, yeah, completely avoided all the shops and that we went sort of like the

1321
02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:43,760
loading bays around and all that. Yeah. I just remember just walking and you're like,

1322
02:06:43,760 --> 02:06:48,240
Hey, that's Jeremy Clarkson over there. Cause at the same time there was doing the top gear live.

1323
02:06:48,880 --> 02:06:53,120
Yeah. And I remember there was doing some rehearsals and we just saw him and he was

1324
02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:59,920
having a fag. And I remember you got a cigarette. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, I just remember, I think he

1325
02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:04,960
was, he was like, Jeremy, and he didn't even finish that cigarette. He literally just looked

1326
02:07:04,960 --> 02:07:10,000
like, look, shook his head, dashed his fucking cigarette. And went, yeah, just walked back off,

1327
02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:14,720
went back into the studio. He wasn't having none of it. He was like, I ain't got time for this.

1328
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:21,680
He must have had in his head, yeah. Go out the back door. It's quiet. I can have myself a smoke.

1329
02:07:21,680 --> 02:07:25,520
I'll be fine. And then as soon as he's seen us two little dickheads, like,

1330
02:07:26,320 --> 02:07:31,280
power walking. German! German! Fucking chatting shit. Cause we did speed up as well.

1331
02:07:31,280 --> 02:07:38,640
And we wanted to get over to him. Yeah. I haven't really met many, I've seen a few when I'm trying

1332
02:07:38,640 --> 02:07:48,480
to mainly footballers, but any underground, I did see, um, not Gavin and Stacey. Yeah. Who's,

1333
02:07:48,480 --> 02:07:55,040
what's his name? The one who plays Gavin. Gavin. Oh, I don't know his real name. So this was at the

1334
02:07:55,040 --> 02:08:01,760
peak of Gavin Stacey, which I've never watched, but I seen him walk into, is he called the Palisades

1335
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:08,560
in Birmingham? The Palisades up the ramp. Yeah. Yeah. So he walked up there and as I'm going out

1336
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:12,960
out of the downstairs ramp, him and his friend looked around and was like, fuck this. And he

1337
02:08:12,960 --> 02:08:19,040
the both went, fuck this. Like, and just turned back. But he was here. Uh, but he's not the

1338
02:08:19,040 --> 02:08:27,360
famous Gavin that you've met though, is he? Have I met another? Autoglass. Ah, Gavin from

1339
02:08:27,360 --> 02:08:36,560
all our glass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Met the actual Gavin. Yeah. And so for any of the younger

1340
02:08:36,560 --> 02:08:43,200
listeners and viewers, it was just the older Autoglass advert and I'm Gavin from Autoglass.

1341
02:08:43,200 --> 02:08:47,360
And then just talk about if you've got a broken windscreen, Autoglass is the one for you. Yeah.

1342
02:08:47,360 --> 02:08:53,360
Um, you know, I went to, when I went to LA and we'd done all, we'd done two,

1343
02:08:54,400 --> 02:08:59,280
when you go to the Hollywood homes, I just wanted one, just to fucking walk out the fucking house.

1344
02:08:59,280 --> 02:09:05,440
And it, cause like the driver who like obviously in the rights, wasn't around this one was like,

1345
02:09:05,440 --> 02:09:09,920
yeah, you know, we've seen, you know, I know a few of them that come out when they see my

1346
02:09:09,920 --> 02:09:13,920
car and you think it, right, the van, sorry. So you're thinking we're going to see someone here.

1347
02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:21,600
Yeah. Didn't see no one. Didn't see no one, my friend, I've seen Adriano Grande's brother

1348
02:09:21,600 --> 02:09:26,800
get out of Porsche. That's the only person I've seen. I wouldn't even know who that is.

1349
02:09:26,800 --> 02:09:34,160
No, I only know because I think he was on some TV show and I remember, I remember Chris Carter

1350
02:09:34,160 --> 02:09:39,840
pointing out, I was like, that's him. And apart from that, I don't think of, I've

1351
02:09:39,840 --> 02:09:46,080
saw it's footballers. I don't really see him any day. Yeah. Well, no. So, I saw Gabby Iqbonglahor,

1352
02:09:47,440 --> 02:09:53,680
I was in his car park and he was walking past the, which says before, I told him he played shit the

1353
02:09:53,680 --> 02:09:59,280
day before, which was every game for him really. And if the gates weren't there, he would have swung

1354
02:09:59,280 --> 02:10:05,520
for me, told me to fuck off. Probably one of the smartest things he's ever said. Yeah, I've worked

1355
02:10:05,520 --> 02:10:10,560
in a lot of footballers' houses, had a poo in most of them. A few people that worked for the BBC.

1356
02:10:12,320 --> 02:10:20,160
There was a Tory MP years ago as well. He was actually okay. Yeah, but I'd say the most famous

1357
02:10:20,160 --> 02:10:26,400
ones were in the Palisades again, the power rangers. The actual power rangers. They weren't the actual ones.

1358
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:33,120
He was just like, obviously, a lot of the stunt people in the costumes and that. But I was a kid,

1359
02:10:33,120 --> 02:10:39,120
any other. To me, it was them. It was the real power rangers. I had a picture with, I think,

1360
02:10:39,120 --> 02:10:46,720
if I remember rightly, it was Billy and Trina. Nice. Because Tommy wasn't there. It was just the

1361
02:10:46,720 --> 02:10:57,040
original five OGs. I saw it only last night. Apparently, it's in development, a reboot series

1362
02:10:57,040 --> 02:11:02,320
of the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that's going to be on Netflix. And they're going to be

1363
02:11:02,320 --> 02:11:07,360
hour long episodes. You know, obviously, you watched that Netflix special, didn't you?

1364
02:11:07,360 --> 02:11:11,280
The Anvilish Respiratory. I did, yeah. I don't know if it's age well enough, mate.

1365
02:11:12,320 --> 02:11:18,480
No, but I saw it's a reboot anyway. So it's not going to be. It probably will have cameos of

1366
02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:25,760
original cast. Can you imagine how, whoa, that's going to be though? I imagine it's just going to

1367
02:11:25,760 --> 02:11:33,120
be similar to the reboot film that it did really. But I don't know how it's going to work story wise

1368
02:11:33,120 --> 02:11:39,440
because you've got to develop the characters. Can you still have a big voice on each one?

1369
02:11:40,560 --> 02:11:44,480
I mean, it's got to be similar in a sense to how supernatural was.

1370
02:11:44,480 --> 02:11:49,600
And could you get away with just hiding behind the bush and teleporting from your watch when

1371
02:11:49,600 --> 02:11:51,440
there's smartphones and. Do you know what I mean?

1372
02:11:51,440 --> 02:11:52,480
It's got to be modern now.

1373
02:11:52,480 --> 02:11:57,280
Yeah. I'm going five of them was just here now than now.

1374
02:11:57,280 --> 02:11:59,120
Yeah. And it happens all the time.

1375
02:11:59,120 --> 02:12:03,360
And artists are going to wear the same colors represented in their costumes.

1376
02:12:03,360 --> 02:12:04,560
Cause that was two on the nose.

1377
02:12:04,560 --> 02:12:07,760
Don't you think like, if you like, oh, fucking Billy always wears blue.

1378
02:12:10,240 --> 02:12:15,840
Especially when they save the friends as well. Sure. You'd be like, I sounded like that, come on.

1379
02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:18,320
Yeah. You know, Balkan school definitely.

1380
02:12:18,320 --> 02:12:19,920
They should have done.

1381
02:12:19,920 --> 02:12:21,360
Is that the name Balkan school?

1382
02:12:21,360 --> 02:12:23,040
Yeah. Not the real names, but yeah.

1383
02:12:25,600 --> 02:12:31,120
Yeah. Indeed. I think it was meant to have been coming out the back end of the show as well.

1384
02:12:31,120 --> 02:12:34,800
From what I saw. So I'll be keeping an eye out for it. I will watch it.

1385
02:12:34,800 --> 02:12:37,520
Some, sometimes just something just needs to be left over there.

1386
02:12:39,040 --> 02:12:43,680
Well, you know, it's as long as they're still making money from it, they're going to do it.

1387
02:12:43,680 --> 02:12:47,760
And I know it's not the Simpsons on season 400 now and they're still going to be.

1388
02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:53,360
Yes. But it's like how I met, obviously how I met your mother was fucking great.

1389
02:12:53,360 --> 02:12:55,840
And then how I met your father's auditing council.

1390
02:12:55,840 --> 02:12:56,880
Yeah. Which was annoying.

1391
02:12:56,880 --> 02:13:00,800
It's just like, at least give you one more just to finish it off. Just rush it. Just like, oh.

1392
02:13:00,800 --> 02:13:02,080
Tell us who the barber was there.

1393
02:13:02,080 --> 02:13:07,200
Yeah. Which I, go on, cause I think I know who he was, but I can't remember his name.

1394
02:13:07,920 --> 02:13:10,480
Oh, I didn't make a prediction. I knew who it was going to be, to be honest.

1395
02:13:10,480 --> 02:13:15,920
Oh, you know who I thought he was going to be? The, um, the Indian lad,

1396
02:13:15,920 --> 02:13:17,200
the one that owns the bar.

1397
02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:20,240
Well, he was married, Werner.

1398
02:13:20,240 --> 02:13:25,600
He was going to get married. And I tell you why I think it was him from the very start,

1399
02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:30,480
when they sat in the taxi, them two spoke about love and there was like, it should be this,

1400
02:13:30,480 --> 02:13:33,920
he should be that. And there was times in the series where it was just them two.

1401
02:13:33,920 --> 02:13:37,760
I remember one time when the both went to a vending machine after a rad night went.

1402
02:13:37,760 --> 02:13:40,960
And I was like, relationships are tough. You've got to work through stuff.

1403
02:13:40,960 --> 02:13:42,720
And he was, and I was just like, that's.

1404
02:13:42,720 --> 02:13:46,160
As if they were trying to do the same with Robin.

1405
02:13:46,160 --> 02:13:54,240
Yes. And cause you never saw the person, like you never saw it from, you never saw the kid.

1406
02:13:54,240 --> 02:13:55,840
I was just going to say, we never see the kids.

1407
02:13:55,840 --> 02:13:57,280
So you can't see their ethnicity.

1408
02:13:57,280 --> 02:14:00,720
Exactly. So I thought it's going to be someone in the group.

1409
02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:08,640
Cause otherwise if it wasn't, you would have seen the person cause you have no relevance to one.

1410
02:14:08,640 --> 02:14:10,000
Yeah, it has to be from the brand group.

1411
02:14:10,000 --> 02:14:14,320
So that's one, that's, that's what for you can't see him because he's got to be from the friends,

1412
02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:16,880
the friends group. That's why you're not seeing him.

1413
02:14:17,600 --> 02:14:20,400
But for me, that's who he was going to be.

1414
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:24,000
Yeah. Hopefully there is another network that picks it up.

1415
02:14:25,200 --> 02:14:28,320
It was on Hulu in the US and Disney plus over.

1416
02:14:28,960 --> 02:14:35,200
So hopefully someone picks it up, you know, even if it is Netflix that just does it for the season,

1417
02:14:35,200 --> 02:14:36,720
just to tie it off.

1418
02:14:36,720 --> 02:14:37,120
Yeah.

1419
02:14:37,120 --> 02:14:40,160
It cracks me up when they do that, they'll build a story.

1420
02:14:40,160 --> 02:14:41,920
I mean, I wasn't investing into it much.

1421
02:14:41,920 --> 02:14:44,320
I'm sure it was like only 10 episodes a season as well.

1422
02:14:44,320 --> 02:14:46,560
Like do you reckon about 24?

1423
02:14:46,560 --> 02:14:48,320
Went on for days and it was great.

1424
02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:52,960
So I mean, I've been a while since I watched it, but I have watched it numerous times from start to finish.

1425
02:14:54,960 --> 02:14:59,840
Yeah. I mean, there is more stuff that we can still rattle on about.

1426
02:15:00,720 --> 02:15:02,560
Paul Pogba, four year band.

1427
02:15:02,560 --> 02:15:02,800
Yeah.

1428
02:15:02,800 --> 02:15:07,760
There's no relevant scene because, you know, when's he last played?

1429
02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:09,920
He hasn't played for 10 years.

1430
02:15:09,920 --> 02:15:11,280
And when was the last time he played?

1431
02:15:11,280 --> 02:15:12,560
Well, you know what I mean?

1432
02:15:12,560 --> 02:15:13,680
He's been playing for a lot of 10 years.

1433
02:15:15,600 --> 02:15:17,120
Yeah. Handful of times for United.

1434
02:15:17,760 --> 02:15:18,800
Never watch Juventus.

1435
02:15:19,360 --> 02:15:21,920
He's played a lot of twice for them in just straight away.

1436
02:15:23,200 --> 02:15:25,760
Yeah. Ronaldo's had a one game ban as well.

1437
02:15:27,840 --> 02:15:29,280
Yeah. There's other stuff.

1438
02:15:30,480 --> 02:15:31,440
But otherwise, no.

1439
02:15:31,440 --> 02:15:32,560
We'll end it there.

1440
02:15:32,560 --> 02:15:35,600
It has been a long and wonderful episode 50.

1441
02:15:35,600 --> 02:15:36,800
I was going to say 30 then.

1442
02:15:36,800 --> 02:15:38,000
An anniversary one.

1443
02:15:38,000 --> 02:15:39,200
An anniversary episode.

1444
02:15:39,200 --> 02:15:39,700
One year.

1445
02:15:40,400 --> 02:15:41,040
Big boys.

1446
02:15:42,000 --> 02:15:45,440
And yeah, we'll let it go there.

1447
02:15:45,440 --> 02:15:48,000
Don't forget to send the text in, WhatsApps and whatever.

1448
02:15:49,360 --> 02:15:51,520
Still carry an email in that as well if you want to.

1449
02:15:51,520 --> 02:15:52,720
Links are all in the description.

1450
02:15:53,280 --> 02:15:59,040
Blowing around on the YouTube page, on the screen and that here and there throughout the video.

1451
02:15:59,760 --> 02:16:02,400
Sometimes they might need a little bit of break from just seeing our faces.

1452
02:16:02,400 --> 02:16:03,360
That's it.

1453
02:16:03,360 --> 02:16:04,240
Depends on what they're into.

1454
02:16:05,520 --> 02:16:09,200
What if anyone has watched it and had a little wank off or something?

1455
02:16:09,200 --> 02:16:09,760
I hope not.

1456
02:16:13,200 --> 02:16:14,160
Let us know if you have.

1457
02:16:14,160 --> 02:16:14,800
I hope not.

1458
02:16:17,040 --> 02:16:18,400
So yeah, we'll leave it there.

1459
02:16:19,680 --> 02:16:20,640
We're all going out.

1460
02:16:20,640 --> 02:16:21,280
I'm going home.

1461
02:16:21,280 --> 02:16:22,160
You're going out.

1462
02:16:22,160 --> 02:16:23,280
Sushi!

1463
02:16:23,280 --> 02:16:23,780
That's it.

1464
02:16:24,320 --> 02:16:26,080
And so yeah, any final words?

1465
02:16:26,880 --> 02:16:29,680
No, just to say, as I know I said it earlier,

1466
02:16:29,680 --> 02:16:32,640
just to thank everyone that supported the show throughout the year.

1467
02:16:33,280 --> 02:16:38,080
And you know, I took time listening, email, now messaging on that real hotline.

1468
02:16:38,960 --> 02:16:41,280
But yeah, I just want to say a big thank you for everyone.

1469
02:16:41,280 --> 02:16:42,640
You know, we couldn't have done it without you.

1470
02:16:43,600 --> 02:16:44,720
We're thankful for you.

1471
02:16:44,720 --> 02:16:46,720
Yeah, and here's to another year.

1472
02:16:46,720 --> 02:16:49,520
And last but not least, FoxHamsmith.

1473
02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:50,560
We'll see you next week.

1474
02:16:50,560 --> 02:16:59,920
Peace.