Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of Real Talking Podcast with your host Ash or JD.
So we're finally back. Finally.
For everyone, all the lovely listeners at home, it's not been any different but for us we've had a week off.
And not much has happened really has it? You know, there's still a bit of a windy bit of weather going on.
Windy. Well no, King got cancer. Yeah.
That's us, Gary. Bang some enough for someone. Have you seen, have you heard about that?
Yeah, I heard about it. Also, have you seen it? Because I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?
So I didn't know as I was scrolling through, I think it was Twitter. I didn't know that was the video.
So I saw. Did you see it though? Because I haven't seen it. I literally saw two seconds, realized what was going on.
What was going on? Because on TikTok, it never shows you the video, it just shows you people's reactions to it.
So, dressing room banter. Is it though? Or just gag?
It's not anything that we would have done back in the day. Right. Well, definitely us.
There were a couple of lads that would probably do something like this.
But yeah, so it's like one of the fellow teammates, I don't know if it was a football team or a rugby team or something.
They're sitting there recording. And so the one lad standing there, I mean, why he's got his dick out in the first place, I don't know.
Because I don't think he even had his shorts on. I think he was just standing there with a t-shirt on.
And then Tom's just took it on his sock.
You know, the thing is, we spoke about this corner stuff. Does that make you a guy?
Well, so I'd seen him on TikTok afterwards, because obviously he blew up from it.
He does, I don't know if it's a watch along or if it's just a footballing podcast with Theo Baker.
I don't know who else. But yeah, I think they do a watch along and a podcast. I think they do on some games, they do do a watch along.
Yeah. So it was like they're all just, it's got the awkward music in the background and they're just sort of looking around.
Ignore the elephant in the room. So I'd seen that.
But then there was a video from Tom himself where, what's his name now?
It's a camp geezer. Well, he's gay, but he's extremely camp as well though.
Short skinned. Louie Spencer.
Yeah. So he was like, oh yeah, Louie Spencer has followed me on Instagram or whatever.
And then he'd done a video as well where Louie's saying, I don't see anything wrong with you, blah, blah.
And he blows a kiss or something at the end saying, we should have a game of football or something together.
And so they know, you know, Tom's sitting there, he's drinking a glass of, I think it was Mad Ray, if I remember right.
And he's like, yeah, I think I'm going to have to shag Louie Spencer just for the crack.
Because I don't even know if he's gay. Tom Garry. It's a bit obvious about Louie Spencer.
I was going to say, well, clearly he's mate. If you think about it, it depends. People have different, you know, what's gay or not.
Well, for me, for this podcast, he's that guy.
What he is, because we touched on it before.
Taking his guy, tugging on another man's soft cock. He's gay.
Yeah. Being gay, he's gay. Being boy, he's gay. Being lesbian, he's gay.
Yeah, it's gay. How often does he do it?
Well, I don't know. That's either way, you know, even if it's a one off, it's still gay.
Yeah.
Right. Sorry, mate, I did cut you up on your opening. I know you had a lot to say.
No, because there wasn't, in general, not a great deal has gone on in our two weeks off.
I suppose the biggest news is that Bevo is single now, isn't it?
Honestly, I can't wait for this guy not to blog to be a thing. Sick of scrolling past him on my TikTok.
Yeah, I couldn't believe it. The way it's just got blown up even more again.
I don't even know his missus name, but yeah, the frog-eyed woman anyway.
Because they'd split up and then literally the next day she was with H.S.
Yeah, H.S. TikTok it. Yeah.
H.S. anyway. She's with him the next day and he slapped us out on our own events.
It's like, Jesus Christ, man.
I'm so glad that we're older than all of this bullshit because I couldn't handle that.
Fair enough, Bevo probably gets slapped up by you.
But if that was me in that situation, I'd be straight around, bonded him and just whacking his head off.
I'd be like, no, you're out of order. It doesn't matter what's happening between us two. You don't do that, man.
It's all for the... It's all clicks.
I think a lot of stuff online is scripted. I think it's scripted after me.
A lot of it is scripted.
Yeah, just for the clicks and views, just so people take an interest. That's what I think.
That's got to be one because it's got to be.
But talking about it scripted, the Super Bowl.
Right. Now, I didn't watch it. It's something that I've always wanted to watch.
And I never understand why they do it on a Sunday and not a Saturday night.
Because obviously it's like an event in America, isn't it?
They probably have a bank holiday or something the next day.
No, I don't think they do. That's what I'm saying.
That's what I've always thought. It's weird how it's not done on a Saturday.
So you've got the day to recover basically.
But then, because what time is it there?
Because for us, I think it finished at 4am.
Yeah, I think it started at... It started at midnight just after 1am.
Also, what cracks me up is like, you know, obviously when you watch sports like football, rugby, cricket, tennis, if you will, it's non-stop.
It kills me how much...
Well, I did see a stat. It's something like the average NFL playing time is like 11 and a half minutes.
So even though it's like a two hour game, because there's a stoppage in play, the clock still ticks over.
Whereas obviously, fair enough with football, if the ball goes out or there's a foul and that, the clock still runs, but then there's added time.
Rugby, which is the proper man's sport, not this NFL soccer, American football.
So rugby, they'll pause the clock. You rarely get a minute or two added on rugby.
So yeah, it's like 11 and a half minutes of actual playing time. But the whole of the Super Bowl event is like four hours, isn't it?
Is that about the half time show? I think it's like half an hour long as well.
Yeah.
So I did see Usher's... Not the whole of the performance, but yeah, I saw some of it anyway.
But even that, he's got the microphone on, you can hear him, but he's not...
The original track is playing in the background and just every now and again, he's singing over it.
He's just dancing there. He might as well not even be mocked up, he's just dancing.
So that was quite strange. But I suppose that's just always been a thing really, hasn't it?
Yeah, I think just maybe for two reasons, just in case there is technical problems, that it's still getting played through speakers.
And also, he's probably not as good live. I don't know. But you would hope that he would have done it live, I suppose.
I suppose it would be hard to dance and sing without losing your breath, don't you?
I've always found that a bit of a... What's the word? Kind of like a cut-pipe, because those artists, they'll put on more of a show of the dancing.
Are you going to watch him dance or do you want to watch him sing? Do you want to hear?
Obviously, it depends on what you're into. I'm more of a fan of the vocals as opposed to watching him dance and that long.
That's why when you watch lots of Ed Sheeran live, it's literally just him.
Luke Padoorne, he's banging away, he's doing everything himself. And not after, not many songs anyway, he has a full band with him.
So that's more of a better experience than I've found personally anyway.
Why did you say Super Bowl was scripted though? Because we was on about what happened?
It's because they've done it for Swift, haven't they? For Tyler Swift.
Oh, because of that chaos.
Yeah.
Sorry, go on, sorry. No, I'll keep going.
It's all right. It's just, it's too coincidence, too much of a coincidence that Tyler Swift's fella, her little hubby, he's on the winning team.
And because she was playing, not playing, she had a performance in Japan, I think, the night before.
So she had to get on a private jet to get over, we've been a couple of hours to be there.
And it's written in the stars. No, it's all scripted. The down, the half time, whatever, and then they start spinning it around and they end up winning.
It was just all too much. Have you seen any of the clips of her? She was with Blake Loughlin, Ryan Reynolds, Missy's.
And then there's that Spice Latte woman.
Oh, Spice?
I don't know. Just another Nicki Minaj really. But she's next to her as well.
So I've seen all bloody videos about that because she was doing like demon signs with her hands.
Yeah, I've seen that.
And she kept lifting up her necklace, which was an upside down crucifix.
Yeah, no, I did see one of those videos.
Yeah, it's all devil bashing and that and all.
Also, I did see a stat that was like, you've seen more of Tyler Swift in the Super Bowl than any other person.
Yeah, it's because she's literally earned the NFL lot of ownership.
Yeah.
Yeah, over a billion worth of lot in dollars because of her relationship.
It's just ridiculous. So that's what I've done. I've done it for all of that extra exposure.
But it's just surprising how much money is involved in it where it's not as big as football,
or how a football...
I've watched a thing about this before because a lot of the world's money is in America and American companies.
And because that's the number one sport in America, that's why you think how can a team like the Dallas Cowboys be worth more than Man United
when Man United's got more fans around the world and stuff like that.
It's got something to do with because America is where the money is and somehow... I can't remember the fundamentals of it.
But it's basically because it's based in America and it's America's sport and only niche through America to a certain extent.
That's why it's so valuable, the teams are.
Yeah.
Which is really weird actually because, as I said, with Man U or Man U PSG, you know global teams.
Yeah, and Ralph McHale, and all that, yeah.
But yeah, they have some serious salaries like that Patrick Mahomes, that quarterback that applies for the Chiefs.
He's on, get this, he's got a 10-year contract, 500 million, so 50 million a year gets paid.
And that's just his football contract.
That's not including bonuses and none of the sponsorships.
So that's some serious money.
I don't think, you know, what's a regular season? Is it 16 games? 4-8? I'm sure it's 16 games.
I might be wrong in that. I haven't watched football for ages, American football, sorry.
I don't know to be honest.
I'm sure there's 16, because you can only play 16 games and not play a game for the rest of the year, depending if you get knocked out or whatever.
They don't draw, they don't win or lose, there's no draws in it.
Yeah, I think it's almost like a mini-league at first.
Yeah, it's a four, yeah.
And then it's the top few that go through, isn't it?
They have like groups of four.
Yeah, so I don't know, I've really never got into it, which is not surprising.
I watched rugby from time to time, but I've never been a massive rugby fan either.
I think if I was into rugby more, then I probably would put the effort into trying to watch it.
Yeah, because while I was in the stadium, two things. Have you seen how big college football is in America in terms of the stadiums?
I know that it is massive, because they're stadiums as well. They knock them down and rebuild them every five, six years or something, don't they?
Right, well the college ones. So I'm talking like Alabama, Georgia, around, is he called the Deep South?
Where there's like a big football community. There are a lot of colleges that have 110,000 stadiums.
110,000, just to watch a college game?
Yeah, it is mental really when you look at those sort of numbers.
But it is good on the sense with the drafting system and it's more of a level play at first, isn't it?
But yeah, I've just never got into it. It's nothing more to put it.
I do like watching the documentaries on Netflix where, was it last chance year? Did you ever watch that?
I didn't watch it, no, but I do know of you.
Because one of the things, and I think we spoke about this before, is like these lads are like 22, 21 and they can't make it to go to class.
They're on there on a scholarship. Like, you're 21, mate? And they're like, the coach is like, you know, these kids, like, he's not kids. They're 21, mate?
Well, I think because of the school system in America, you are seeing more as a kid in the early 20s because it's literally...
Four years of college after 18, so probably anything after 22, I'd say.
Because it literally is, because that's what they were trying to do over here, isn't it?
Stay in school, not mandatory to stay in school until you're 18 and then push on for further education.
I've always found that, that's fascinated me about America. You can grow up, say, like in somewhere, let's just say Seattle, which is on the East Coast.
Go to college, then into Texas, which is like thousands of miles away. Do four years there, so you get more friends, you know, you get your life started there.
And then get a job there, straight after college, like in New York. I always find that fascinating, like...
So you've got your school friends, your college friends, and then you've got your grown friends. It's like restarting again.
It's hard for me to understand because obviously we've been at the same group of friends since like 11 or 12.
Yeah, it's similar in a sense, but on a bigger scale, just because of the distance.
Well, that's what I'm saying. You know, I'm only less than 20 miles away from you now. And, you know, if it weren't for this podcast really, we'd still barely see each other.
No. Or with them, it's, as you say, it's hundreds of thousands of miles away between each other.
Yeah. So yeah, it is on a grander scale.
Because it is literally the equivalent of me driving, say, if I lived here, the distance apart, sorry, is like me literally getting a plane from here.
It's like Paris to Sia. Yeah. Like it's just fucking mad.
Well, not even further, still really. Yeah, it could be. Yeah, especially if you're going coast to coast. Yeah.
Yeah, I've always, I've always, that's always fascinated me about it because where do you, if you grew up in Seattle or what, what's the, what's the, what's the, Oregon, Oregon.
Yeah. Yeah. Then you went to Texas for college and then, say, you've went to like North Carolina.
Let's, let's just go Florida then for a job. Like how, how do you adapt? Because every state has different tax. It's just like, it's so hard, I think.
Again, I think because there, it's there norm, isn't it? So fair enough. Yeah, it's different tax rights and that image, different states.
But because that's regulated, you've been all coast going from Birmingham to Manchester or something and you're paying different VAT on your products at your volume.
It's like, but you put in more distance in between like your family and then you put in more distance in between your college friends and you're just putting distance in yourself from everyone again.
Yeah. To start again, basically. I know you obviously you're doing your full job, but it just, it's always fascinated me that's the set up part.
Yeah. I suppose it's good on a sense though, because, you know, not necessarily awesome general, but you do see some people where they're too comfortable just staying in their own.
No, no.
Just always stay.
But you know, there's a few people that I imagine still doing now, but you know, we're always going to the same pool every day from the age of 16 and they'll stay in that pool until they die essentially.
You know, you, yeah, you got to venture out a little bit where some people are just happy doing that, isn't it?
Also, I know we talked about America, you know, America, America, DACA DACA.
Honestly, that movie could not be made now.
Team America, for anyone that doesn't know the reference.
I remember that.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, no, but that's going to America, obviously, because, you know, at work, once you watch one video.
You know, you keep coming off. Yeah, so on mine, it like keeps showing these little quaint towns in America, like, you just, you know, you slide through the slideshow.
I keep sending them to Kayla. I want to move there.
Look, just, you know, like a hallmark movie, Christmas movie. Yeah, yeah, that's what he looks like.
Now, I say a lot of not the American ones, but similar self where it's it shows this house.
It will say how much land it's got with it. So, you know, a dozen acres shows the interior, the nice kitchen, how many bedrooms, it's got this and that blah blah.
And it will be like in Denmark, 67,000 euros or something. And you think the price of that over here for that same star house and that would be like two million or something.
And it's crazy.
You know, it's a book.
Again, it's sort of the property policies over in America is ridiculous as well, isn't it?
That's why he's a renters market over there really.
Yeah, because I think that's what a trial to change things, not intentionally bought by the governments, then lean more towards having people that already own houses, rent a house and that over here.
And that's what a part of the reason why everything's fucked up.
You know, I am we're going to talk about America one last time, because I was speaking to kind of about you know if I have one last meal because I'm on this diet, so I'm really thinking about food constantly.
And you know what I really want.
So this in America, but the deep Freud snickers.
That's what I want. I can't find nowhere that does it so if there's any wasn't really a massive finger of radar was he no no but there's got to be a shop.
But there's got to be a shop somewhere that does he that I don't know about local, and I would travel for it. So that and also, I've googled it and it's so hard to find it's got london.
And the other thing, and I would, I would quite happily go on a plane, sit on the plane for seven, eight, nine hours to go to a 7-eleven and get a sour patch kids.
Slurping or slush I don't know what it's a slush, a slush puppy for us, but it is it's just liquid or for a sheet my boots.
Look $2 my fucking massive as well. Yeah.
Yeah.
Really nice. So what you're saying is those tango ice blacks. No, no, no, no, no, just tango ice blasts and nothing. I don't even know the tango was anyway.
I took all the sugar out of them.
Before there was no, no, no, I never, never liked before.
But Jack 7-eleven. It's like everything you want. It's like, I can't.
That's why it's called a convenience convenience.
Everything.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I've still been seeing a few more things about aliens and stuff going on.
Yeah, there's not been any major. No, actually, sorry. I did see a big video the other week.
So apparently all of the ice cap in the North Pole has melted.
And there was a.
So a spaceship that was found there.
What was the snow is mounted in. Yeah.
Carbon dated to 50,000 years ago for when he landed slash crashed crashed.
So it correlates with the last ice age that we had.
And so the power, it's still got power.
It's emitting. So it's like a two mile spacecraft craft or something.
So it's a massive ship anyway.
And then the EMF field, so electric magnetic field that it's still radiating around it is like a 200 square mile radius.
So a lot of the video was saying, look, that's why when such and such exposition happened years ago, that was why there was a crash in this.
Right. Because of the ship's self-defense mechanism, essentially scrambled the planes, the voices, and it's just gone down.
So essentially, I can't think of what to record now, but I know we spoke about it before, but those giant heads that were a part of the digs on.
So as of a digging, you can see a lot of. Oh, yeah, yeah.
In China. No, it was in China. They've been all over the place.
I know you're about to. Obviously, you know, I was well prepared for this conversation.
So not that we've seen pictures of those heads that dug the rest of them down and they're like 80 meters tall.
And so essentially what they're saying is that their statues of the aliens that are in, well, that were in that came from in the spaceship.
And that's why, you know, it's a massive space. That was a civilization that came in it.
But yeah, it's it's like I've seen a few videos. Related to the first one, then it was a few videos related to afterwards as well.
So why isn't there any lot of stories, whether or not the spaceship or whatever is actually there?
But if the if they always catch malted, why hasn't there been stories about it?
And then why are we all on the sea level?
Like what they were saying years ago because of global warming.
Yeah, there's always a it's called global warming.
It's called climate change, except that to change as well because the world weren't getting warm as at the right that they said.
So that's a change. But it's just a lot of bollocks, mate.
Honestly, there's a conspiracy and everything. Yeah.
I think it's just a natural cycle that the planet goes on. Gets hot, gets cold. Yeah.
Rinse and repeat.
But yeah, it's other than that, I've not seen any new saltings.
I've not seen anything again myself. You know, that little flash from the other week.
I do keep keeping my eyes out.
But I wonder if that's why it was really foggy the other morning.
They were hiding. To be fair, it was really thick fog.
It was as I got up in the morning to start the dog out.
I could I don't know, 15 meters. Yeah, I could just about see that bar. It was proper thick, man.
It was all right. I walked through it.
Boy, there ain't no better feeling when it's snowing with a bit of fog.
Well, and you walk in it and night on that's fucking great.
Yeah, we should have had a bit of snow the other week.
I was in Burton and it snowed a little bit, but it was raining at the same time.
So it doesn't think it was nothing by me as usual.
Yeah, never get anything.
But, you know, it's been warm the last couple of days, Ogville anyway.
And you watch it will start snowing in a couple of weeks now.
Because I know we had it in March a couple of years ago as well.
I'm sure we had a bit of snow in March.
And when I say a bit, like another little flutter, nothing major.
Well, Gwenn, were you going to say something?
No, no, no, no.
Well, yes, since there's nothing else major really going on,
I think we should move on to your favorite parts.
Your correspondence, get some emails on the go.
And since it's been two weeks for us, but only one week for our lovely listeners,
we have got a good couple of emails.
And as always, anyone that does want to email is at Ash and JD on the Twitter, the X.
The email address is realtalkingpod at gmail.com, on the YouTubes and all that.
The links are all in the description.
I mean, you should know if you read the descriptions.
I suppose not many people do to be fair.
But yeah, anything you ever want to email in, any questions,
you need some advice or you just want to come on and start chatting shit,
just call us an hour or something and I'll give it back.
But yeah.
I'm surprised no one's actually done that.
So yeah, come on and give a bit of grief.
Not that I've seen, but yeah, no one's properly slagged us up.
You know, James is trying to have a bit of banter.
There was Danny G originally as well.
Yeah, he probably just, I reckon he still listens, just sits at home and fuck off.
Yeah, vapid.
No reason.
Putting on his butt four times a day or something because he ain't got a girlfriend.
Well, since I just mentioned James, I'll start off with you anyway.
So he's saying because he thinks he's proper scouse, but he's not, he's a whore.
You know what? I'm fine with that.
Because you can't hit whore, but you live in Birmingham and support Manchester.
So isn't that really what you're trying to say he's a whore for?
No, because I had no choice growing up.
I was either a Birmingham United fan or don't follow football at all.
That could be his, I'm just defending him a little bit.
Maybe that was his choice.
His, you know, his family.
Well, he's not saying this though, is he?
Right, but what's he saying?
So he's saying, I don't know what a real scouse is.
Jamie Carragher is a legend.
Steve and Gerrard get better as a manager.
And when we win the league, Klopp can hand over the reins.
Right, Jamie Carragher is not a legend.
I always feel like he needs to breathe.
Breathe and just like, just have a glass of water or something.
Just to get the phlegm out of my mouth.
It's all just like, horrible.
But I do agree, Steve and Gerrard will get better.
Because he done, I thought he done want to reign just to win the league with,
I know it's just Dem or Salati, but then he went into Villa and he started off all right.
Then they dipped.
I think with Villa it's the new manager bounce as a lot of teams have though.
That could be true, yeah.
Yeah, you know, we could take over Rangers or Salati and win the league.
You know, it's not hard, is it?
No, it is a 50-50, isn't it?
Yeah, you know, it's not a farmer's league like the French league, but it's an easier league.
Also, he's put there once we win the league.
I do think Man City is going to win this already now.
As soon as they closed that gap.
Yeah, because as of the moment, they've got a game in hand.
It's two points behind, isn't it? Is that right?
I believe so.
It's two points behind.
Because in Liverpool, fuck the ball losing to Arsenal.
As soon as they lost to Arsenal, that was it.
That was it. I was like, yeah, the league's done now.
Yeah, and then even though Arsenal have been playing well recently...
They always fought well.
Yeah, they have had a good couple of games with goal results, but they're still just...
The start in 11 is great, but they just haven't got enough on the bench, I don't think.
Yeah, no, I know what you're saying.
So, yeah, sorry, Man City are two points behind Liverpool as we speak with a game in hand.
So, I don't know who their game in hand is, but it doesn't really matter.
I don't even know where the game in hand has come from, to be honest though.
So, it looks like it's either going to be Luton, Brentford or Bournemouth.
I was just about to say, because Luton's not going to be looking at the game for Spur because of...
It flooded, didn't it?
Oh, I don't know.
It might have been because of the scaffolding or something around the ground.
So, it might be Luton.
Right, it's either going to be Luton, Bournemouth or Brentford.
It's an easy game for them.
They're going to smash them 4-0, no matter who it is.
Yeah, it's an easy game for them.
I mean, Harland's 16 goals again, fucking hell.
An absolute beast.
But again, you think a lot of strikers, probably even Flavio Bangalore could have been up front for Man City at the moment
and still score a good few goals.
I have to say, did you see the video of him crying after the United's fucking win against Villa last week?
So, he was Malaysian, like Sky Sports, whatever.
Yeah, look, now TV, isn't it?
No, it's not now.
I know you're Optimus or whatever sport it is.
Whatever it's on the dodgy box.
You watch your football on the dot.
Yeah, so he was one of the pundits, so not the commentators, but the pundits for it.
So, again, I don't know who it was, we've been, but they're recording him as it would have scored the late goal.
And he's there.
He's just wiping the tears from his eyes and that.
He was crying, little pussyhole.
Oh God.
I mean, he's always been a prat anyway.
I know I've said it on the pod before, but I've seen him, I've slammed him off through his face.
He couldn't handle the banter.
So, what have you got to say back to James?
Well, yeah, they're not going to win the league.
Agree.
Bayern Munich, they're on about second to shell and getting Xavi Alonso anyway.
That'll be interesting to do that because I would like him to go to Liverpool, but if Bayern Munich comes up, because he played for them as well, that'd be interesting.
Yeah, I think it just depends on how Liverpool, if I think if Liverpool was to win the league, I think Alonso would go there then.
But if they didn't, I don't think he would because there wouldn't be the momentum leading into next season then.
And the thing is, if he goes to Bayern Munich, he's kind of guaranteed to win.
Not guaranteed, but he's got a good chance.
He's got a better chance of winning that league.
Yeah, he's got a better chance.
But how funny is it that Harry Kane goes there and then that look good, are they?
That kid's just cursed anyway.
Same kid, he's like two years younger than Alonso. I'm just thinking about his stupid day. We're 35 this year.
Yeah, old.
I'm 45 in like four and a half weeks-ish.
Yeah, old mate.
You know, you think, so 35, like 50 years ago, that would have been classed as a mid-life crisis then.
No, it's true. You remember when he was younger, he used to look at 35, he'd be like, fuck you know.
Yeah.
Old bastards.
But then I look at some lads that are just a couple years younger than us at the moment.
I would think that they look older than us.
Yeah, it's just unfortunate. Some people look, you can look at some, there was some guys, I was seeing some guys in the gym.
He was telling me he was 53 or something. Was he 53? No, 49. He's like, you're 49?
He's like, yeah, it didn't look like he. I would have said like late 30s, max. But it's just weird, eh?
I've been doing some work with this guy recently and that as well. And I thought he was younger than me, but he's not. He's 40, 41.
Fuck you.
Yeah. He's obviously never had a stress one.
Yeah.
You know, he's a paper round as a kid. But yeah, James, we'll see at the end of the season what happens with Liverpool, mate.
But I think it's just cities all over. You've got no chance. And yeah, Klopp will have a nice one or two year retirement.
Manage Real Madrid, eh?
Yeah. Real Madrid. Yeah. I'd say it's more like Real Madrid over Barcelona.
After that in July, yeah. 100%.
Yeah. Right. So we'll move on to Avino. And she says, what's the saddest card decline moment you've ever seen?
I work in a nightclub and it's crazy how many times it happens each night.
Each night.
I know. The saddest one I've ever seen was this lad. We went out with Hollywood and one of our other pals. It was us. No, you wasn't there.
So it was just me, Hollywood and one of our other pals. We went to all bar one or beer one, whatever the fuck it's called. I can't remember.
I know of all bar one. I don't know of any one.
You know, Hollywood would always chat to men, which is a bit sus anyway. So he got chance to just one gaze and he said, let me pour you lots of drink. I've got fucking loads of money.
We were bigging himself up, eh? And yeah, he went to pay his card got declined. He was like, no, I've got loads of money to the point where he showed us his bank account. You know, like one of their ones.
To be fair, he had a few grand in there, but yeah, he got declined for some reason. Yeah. So as I say, Hollywood brought the drinks. Yeah, that's probably the saddest thing I've seen because he was, he was like, no lads, I've got the money.
I mean, I've seen loads of that, not to the same extent where they're trying to bond me a drink, but I've seen loads of them in the club and just, yeah, it's declined and they're still trying to talk to the bar staff as if, oh, come on, just let me have the drink.
You can't pay for it. So you can't have it. Otherwise the saddest would probably be when I saw some lads at the self checkout. I think it was, yeah, it must've been asda and he didn't have much, just a couple of items and like the card just kept up saying decline.
And if I was in a good mood, I probably would have paid for it, but I didn't. And it's just like the look of like disappointment. I can't get this stuff because my card's not working.
Fortunately, I've never had that myself. I suppose this should have been a good few times on a night out at the club myself when that should have happened to save myself some money.
But yeah, it's never happened to me. Yeah, not really seen it much. I suppose because we don't really, we don't work in retail or anything. Unless we're out, we don't really see anything.
It's more normally in the club. It's when it's like, yeah, loads of times I've seen it in the club.
Fuck the club now, mate. Nah, man. Fuck two or three. Declare. I mean, it's hard enough just to go to the pub, man. Obviously, boy fucking 12.
Yeah, that's why, man. You know, if we was to go to the pub, get there at 4 or 6 o'clock. Have some food. Yeah, a little scram, good few beers. That's it. Back home for like nine. That's it. Watch about your dad.
You know, I watched it for the first time in ages, the other week. I haven't watched this either. It was only because I wanted to see the whole lot to the Newcastle Luton 4-4.
Which I thought that, from watching the whole lot, I thought that was a good game. There was quite a lot of goals that weekend as well. So it was a good match today, which makes a change.
Well, yeah, thank you for your email, Abi. And also, James, what did you say? Thanks for your email. I know JD bites your yogurt, but your email is always appreciated.
That's because he's not a proper scouse, that's why.
He's like, you don't beat me, Ab. He's not beating me.
Hey, calm down. Calm down.
You watch, so. Right, so Steve. So we had the email off of Steve the other week asking, would we forgive our partners if they cheated on us?
And we was asking for context because we didn't know if he's the one that's been cheated on. Is he cheating?
He's not going to say, but why is it?
Well, he has given us an update. So, all right, lads, I've got no skeletons in my closet.
It's my mate and his missus. Right. Turns out she's been doing OnlyFans. Right. They were out and she got recognised.
It took him a few days to find out what she was doing.
He's had his shots. I don't know how much longer I can have him sleeping on my sofa. Right. So he's doing a good make. But is he friends for that?
Oh, we've got the camera. You know, is he really a friend or is he, you know, you know what I'm saying?
But I'm guessing it is. It depends what they're doing on OnlyFans because if they're having a full sex on OnlyFans, then yeah, it's over.
But if it's just pictures of, you know, your partner and they're just doing stuff to themselves.
If they're, if, if, if, if you get what I'm saying, if they're shagging other people, yeah, just f***.
If it's solo content, then let it be. Just let it be. Just earn that money.
Yeah, just earn the money, innit?
I know that not through watching any of it, but just from when you do hear it on the podcast and whatever, I know a lot of them will only have female,
fellow female content creators because I don't know who it was, but I know one of them in particular did say that they don't trust male creators as much because,
not because of like STDs or whatever, but performance issues. A lot of them can't get onto the task and do what's required.
But yeah, if, if, I don't know, I don't know. I would fear about just female.
But like, why wouldn't she tell him that she's doing it?
I don't know.
Is it more the law that shows it because she's been lying to him?
And is it that she's still doing it or did she used to do it and then they got together?
Yeah, that could be even that, yeah.
So look, for me, as long as it's just solo stuff, I don't think, it should be able to get around it.
But if, obviously, if it's full contact with other people, some people don't like it, girl on girl stuff.
Again though, because if she's feasting herself on camera for people, but then she's not feasting herself for you.
Yeah, it's like what I do before.
Yeah.
The jealousy aspect.
Yeah. You know, if she's just bashing it all out and losing the sex drive for yourself, then yeah, I'd be annoyed about that.
Yeah.
Find out a bit more, Steve. Let us know.
Not because he's mates in pain.
No, no, no, no. Because we have spoken about OnlyFans on this.
I know we're always talking about it. I keep saying it. You ask them two questions.
How much do you earn? What's your best month? And that's all relevant.
So Steve, ask those questions for us.
Yeah. No, no. That is the only relevance.
But she must be popular to a certain degree because they've gone out for a meal.
Find out a handle or at whatever it is.
What is it? Is it? I don't know.
Find out the link trick.
Yeah. Link trick. Yeah. The LinkedIn.
LinkedIn that to you.
But yeah, definitely. If you can get some more context on this, this is a, I know, sorry, you know, for your mate, because he's going through some stuff.
But, you know, if you can give us a bit more, not so much in that, Amir, but like the context of what she's doing on OnlyFans, that'd be great.
Just it just gives us more, you know, just more.
Just a bit of context. Yeah. So we can actually try and help him and yourself.
If you go on OnlyFans, you can watch people just paint naked. Do you know what I mean?
Imagine that naked Bob Ross.
Who's Bob Ross?
Bob Ross, big hair, always painted like a cabin in the forest and that look.
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. And then like the party used to do the pageant and of course it was going down the river.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
The conspiracy is that he was a serial killer and it's a proper conspiracy.
This is obviously, I don't know if it's real or not, but every cabin or scenery and that that he painted was like somewhere that he buried a body.
Oh, fuck it up. Yeah. You'll start seeing it.
Now don't talk about it. You'll start seeing it on your TikTok.
No, but yeah, Steve, honestly, just a bit more context and that'd be great.
This is like really, really interesting because not enough for you, mate, honestly, but it's just, it'd be really great to get a bit more context.
I'm sure the listeners would love to hear like what kind of, you know, what kind of stuff she's doing. Is he full blown? Is he soft?
Yeah. You know, is she sitting on a, because imagine if he is literally just getting, she's getting whacked by two men constantly on there.
And like, you know, that would be hard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
You definitely have to give him that. Right. Yeah. No, Steve, thank you for your email.
Yeah. Keep up the update. Let us know the score. And in general, though, you know, to be fair, there's not much else you can do.
Just being a good mate, mate. Yeah. Don't take him out on the beast too much, I'd say, because that ain't going to help.
Yeah, it depends because sometimes you need to get over it, but then it's like, it's that getting, it's the climb.
Don't do it too much because, you know, you can't affect your own personal work life and whatever.
And if you've got to message yourself, it will start getting on her ready log, getting on her tits.
So, don't do it too much. You know when you've done that.
I hope everyone knows who's done it as well. Word play, mate.
Now, we have got a few more emails. No, let's do it. Are you sure? Yeah.
Because we're on a bit of a push time at the moment and we don't want someone else sleeping on another bed so bad.
Well, we'll give one more because we have got a couple more, but we'll give one more and say the rest of it next week.
Yeah, let's do that. All right, then let's do that. Right. So let's go for Lauren.
So, and we will say everyone that's emailed, we will get your email next week.
I am going to save them on my phone and we will read them out. It's just like what we did last week basically.
We did the shorter one, then the following week we actually did the emails. So we'll bring these.
We'll probably start off with them next week. Yeah, yeah. Even though we didn't start off with them last week.
We intended to, but we started rattling on. That's what we do.
Right, let's do the one more then. And then as I said, we'll get to rest next week.
Yeah. So we'll go with Lauren. Again, when she emailed, I think it was last time anyway, she was contemplating leaving a job.
Right. Yes, I remember. We give a bit of advice, why you still work. Oh, interesting.
So she says that she's left the role job, couldn't stay in that crappy place anymore.
Just trying a few different things now to see where I want to go in life. So fair play. That's great.
Because that's always amazing. You've got to make sure you're happy. Not just in life, but we've got to get that balance.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because as I did say at that, when we read her last email, email, not meal, until I'm hungry.
You know, I actually enjoy what I do. Yeah. You know, I've got a good balance with that.
But I really respect that because she weren't happy. She's took a risk and now she's just finding her place.
Yeah, because even if it's like six months flicking the burgers, I've done all the time.
I can tell you, you know, if you need to do like an odd course or whatever, just like the main thing is just navigate.
Yeah, just navigate. You still need to earn the money to do whatever you need to do.
So yeah, fair play on that. So she says anyway, my ex boss is now asking for the whereabouts of in quote important documents.
How should I respond? Right. So it sounds like this was since about a week and a half ago.
So this might be a bit too late on our part. Yeah. But to be fair, I just want to buy back.
Obviously, it depends on what kind of if it's payroll documents, you got to you got to tell them where that is.
If it's just like, I don't know, just whatever Excel spreadsheet and that I'll be like, fuck it. Let that person do that.
Oh, yeah, I would literally just send him like the most sarcastic email back.
Like, this is what I've left because I had to do all this and no one else can do it now.
I don't even work now. You reach out to me. I would literally just big myself up.
You know, and just give it to him. Just big yourself up.
Send it. Send an invoice as well.
If it's in whatever folder labeled as such and such, then yeah, ping an invoice for like an hour's worth of work.
You know what she should do is just send it nothing else and just put what are you going to do without me?
Winky face. Yeah, no, no, no.
Yeah, no respect for leaving. Obviously, you know, you've took a chance.
You know, you navigate and hopefully you find something. Yeah.
And then, yeah, if you start doing only bands, let us know.
We'll shout you out. Also, you know what?
Look, if there isn't only because if there isn't only fans go listens to our podcast, can you get in touch?
Just a girl. What if? No, no, no, no, no.
Or a couple. Yeah. Anyone. Oh, yeah.
Let's let's get them on. Let's get them on so we can ask two questions.
But I'm sure we can. I suppose you can ask.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever been requested any, you know, stuff like that?
Yeah, that's the question. Yeah.
Let's. Well, yeah, sorry.
Which going right? Yeah.
But Lauren. Yeah.
So, yeah, there's a few things I'd say.
If he's anything to be repaid, you've got to just say, look, oh, such and such.
We don't know what she used to do for work.
Also, what's that thing? G.J. PR.
Technically now, he shouldn't be asking for stuff like that because you know what you do is a G.J.
PR. You know about the data protection. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So I'm I'm pretty sure by law, he shouldn't be asking her now.
It shouldn't be. No, no, no.
Yeah. Because again, is he has he got in touch personal phone number or personal?
I would say maybe email.
Yes. But if it was if it was a works email address, I wouldn't have been checking out in the first place.
But if it's if it's personal, then I'd be like, hang on, Jeff, don't fucking get in touch with me.
Yeah, fuck off. But yeah, if it's just a bollocks spreadsheet or whatever, some presentation, I'd be like, no, I'll get my replacement to find it.
And because obviously, as J.D. said, it's probably been a week and a half since you've emailed.
Can you let us know what you did reply back to that, please? That'd be great to know.
I hope it's something sarcastic or just something just short and sweet.
You know, where it's just enough just to be like, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, just a little icing on the cake.
There's enough slap in the face. Yeah.
But you've hold your dignity as well. Thank you for that.
Yeah. So yeah. Cheers for that.
And yeah, we've got I'll just write them out.
We've got the Reds 92 from the other week, Myles, he's still catching up and we've got Jess.
So hold tight. We will get on to you next week. Get on me.
We'll do those first off next on the next week. That's the intention.
Yeah, we'll do. Yeah, next week. Let's do it. The emails first.
Yeah. Emails probably talk shit in between.
Well, not probably. Most probably we'll do. Definitely.
Yeah. If we've got a few more emails, rattle on to them afterwards at the end as well.
So, yeah. And we should be asking for some bits and bobs next week as well,
because we're coming up to episode 50. We're going to try and do something a bit special.
We've got to actually have a little. Yeah.
You know, that's that's what was behind the scenes. But stay tuned for it anyway.
It's going to be big. Always going to get better as well.
Shout out to all the new listeners and everything as well.
Yes. Appreciate in order downloads and everything we're getting.
The numbers are getting bigger. So glad that we're getting a higher audience and all that out there.
So, yeah. No, no, I do like the fact that when we saw this podcast,
we didn't have a topic in terms of we weren't going to just stick to a certain topic,
because I do feel. We tried a little bit to try and do.
Yes. We did. We tried to plan topics to talk about,
but, you know, it's a lot of work to do that, to be fair.
What does it sounds? Yeah. I'm trying to think of stuff.
I do feel like doing it how we do it, obviously, and we are open.
I do feel like no other podcast would probably get some of these emails.
But and that's what I like. It's it's a bit out there.
But yeah, well, it's it's just random.
We probably should have called it the random talking podcast, but always.
It's always real talk. Yeah, it's always from the heart.
Because even even though it's random, it's the realest talk, it's the realest
reaction, real emotions, real topics.
Right. Motion fm.
Fernando. Fernando.
So yeah, appreciate you all and we shall see you next week.
Peace.