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Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts

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Ash and JD. Now we're going to switch it up a little bit this week. We're going to follow

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up from where we left off on last week's episode. So basically we're going to start with the

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emails. She's our favourite, well it's my favourite, and I keep telling her it's my favourite,

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so we get hopefully more emails. Well yeah, so this week for us we're doing back to back

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records just so everyone does know. So anyone that does watch on the YouTubes, Real Talking

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Podcast with Ash and JD, I bet you know that anyway, but yeah. So if you are watching on

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YouTube and you're thinking, well I'm going, JD's wearing the same clothes, Ash is wearing

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the same clothes, it's because we are wearing the same clothes, you know, we're not going

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to get changed and then do another record. Even though some podcasters do that when they're

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doing several records during the day, they'll go and swap the t-shirts over and stuff. YouTubers

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and that as well, they'll do that. I've always thought that if you was like a big, you know,

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you had a production for the podcast, you could get like three people and three guests

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in or smash reality. You know, I always thought that, like you just get it done in one day

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and pull them out. If you're talking nothing about relevance. So like, if it's like, you're

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not keeping up to the current affairs, that would be easy enough to do. Which yeah, that's

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the way a lot of them do it. Essentially just the whole day of recording and then spend

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the rest of the week editing and stuff.

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It comes to me, I think I have spoke about this before where I was watching a thing about

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like only fangirls and how they make money. And this one girl was on a bar, she used to

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work at FC, if you didn't last week episode, it's all about food again.

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She put the finger lick in that.

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Oh, it did. So, and it always took to make some food, it was genius at the time, but

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it's not, you just would do it. So one day a week, her and her friend comes around, it's

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all so, it's only fans. They take pictures of each other, whatever, certain videos. And

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then they spread those videos then throughout the week. So it looks like they're doing new

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ones and every day. And then they just do their one-on-ones then like, I think she was

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charging you £500 for one-on-one on webcam.

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Yeah. And then I know a lot of them use AI bots for the text messaging.

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Oh, really? Oh, okay.

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Yeah. So you pay to send a text message or it's free to send a text, but you're paying

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to get a reply.

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Yeah.

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And yeah, so a lot of them are using AI bots for that and, or rather, they're sourcing

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out to someone else. So they'll have the little brother sending a text message back or something.

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I just thought that was when she said it, I always thought, fuck yeah, that just works

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one day a week, sorry, spreads the content out throughout the week. And then just does

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the one-on-ones, which were following Japan on the path. Like, fucking, yeah, sorry.

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But that's that concept of essentially working one or two days a week. That's the dream really.

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You know, if I had enough money, then that's what I'd do is just do about two, three days

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a week and then have the rest of the week off. Because we live life in reverse really,

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where we're working for five days to hopefully have two days off, you know, so the weekends.

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But then there's always stuff to do, you know, housework and shopping and whatever. So you

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don't even get to have the weekend off. You save all for the weekend. Yeah. So yeah, if

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I had the money, then yeah, just do less days of working, more days enjoying life.

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But yeah. So going back to the original standard. Yeah. Yeah. We will get to the emails. Yeah.

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Back to back. Yeah. Back to back records. It's getting late. I'm dying for a beer, but

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I can't have one yet because I'm going to drive home, walk the dog. Still stuff to do.

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Yeah. You don't get that time. You just say dinner to cook as well. You know, sausage,

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chips, beans and egg. That's what I'm doing tonight. Yeah. What you got for dinner? Poached

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egg and beans. Yeah. You know, for anyone that's new, actually is on a diet. Yeah. I

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was just, I was just saying, doing all right so far. 10 pounds lost, which certainly because

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he's got a hole in his butt. People keep going to me like, you don't need to kind of die.

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Well, clearly I fucking did. If 10 pounds lost, was it two weeks, two weeks. So it's

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three weeks now, isn't it? So it'd be three weeks sat there. Sorry. Yeah. So it'd be three

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weeks active sat there. You know what? 10 pounds in three weeks. That's a lot. That's

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the next, you know what I mean? But I will say one thing. I am getting a bit of cry in

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his mouth and fizzy pop. That's, that was always the kryptonite, the thing that got

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me there. So I'd go in for a bottle of pop and end up getting a chocolate bar and so

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on. But I'm just getting, I was, you know, that in the back you throw, you know, like

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your game with the beer now I can imagine. Oh, but the thing is, well, the same, well,

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because I have it with, cause I've done intermittent fasting. So it's not the quote from the Hulk.

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My secret is I'm always angry. I'm always hungry. I'll always happily have a beer. Fair

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enough. Can't have one first thing in the morning, but you know, six o'clock somewhere.

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You know what? You know what I've never done? And so I don't believe in it. And I just don't

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think it's, well, I don't think it's, it's, it's an alcoholic said this and everyone's

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like, yeah, hair of the dog. That must not work. There's no, when you, when I wake up

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after no hour, even if I'm okay, the last thing I want to do is have a beer. Yeah. So

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how's you're waking up feeling fine, then you don't need to do it. But even when I feel

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a bit groggy, I'm still like, no. So it's again, you don't really want to have that

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beer. It's just that when you do and you push, because that first point is always like, I've

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done it well, I've nursed that point for about an hour. What, what, and then after the point,

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do you stop feeling that way or do you just carry the hand go over onto the following

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day? Because you start drinking yourself drunk again. And so, so when you wake up the next

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day, you know, because there's a, there's a limit. So essentially you don't get out

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of your face like you was the night before to give you that hand go back. So let's just

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say for example, you had 12 points on a Friday night and you're feeling rough the next day.

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So then the Saturday you have five or six points. Drawing the whole day. But no, because

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you don't need to start off in the morning. No, you go to the pub, say like 11 o'clock,

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have a breakfast and then start drinking like half 11. Have like four points or whatever.

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So you get yourself a little bit tipsy again, but the hand go over is gone.

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The concept doesn't make sense. Like, I don't make the rules, but that's what it is though.

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It's just because it's not how that's a placebo that is I'm telling you. No, because, because

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you're not, the drink doesn't get rid of the headache. You get drunk again. So you're not

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feeling the headache, but then surely then when you wake up the next day or when you

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go back home, it kicks back in. No, because you go to sleep then because you've had a

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few drinks you thought. So when you wake up, obviously the hand guard has been carried

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out. You haven't had as many drinks as you did the night before to give you the back

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hand. That sounds terrible, mate. I'm never going to do that. Well, one thing though,

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why is it when you're on holiday and you buy the pool, you can drink all day, wake up,

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feel fine. Holiday drinks, just different. Plus I feel like it's a UK thing because of

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all the additives and stuff that the pudding, like just everything in general, you know,

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you can't even turn the tap on without smudging the chlorine in the water. So yeah, I feel

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like just the crap, preservatives, the pudding, beers, whatever about, oils, vodka and stuff.

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And it's probably for an all inclusive, probably eating more food than you are drinking or

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the same to balance it out. Well again, because I was just going to touch on that. It's okay.

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It's hard to get drunk on Christmas day because you, you're snacking, you're having your peaks

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on blankets, in blankets rather. I mean, they can be on it, you don't have to wrap them

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up. You know, it's just easier to consume both at the same time when they're wrapped.

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So yeah, you're having your snacks throughout the day while you drink you then, yeah. So

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because you constantly keeping topped up on both, you don't get as drunk properly. So

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yeah. Right. It's such, yeah. You've never really been a big drinker. No, no, but even

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that fall of just the fall of that, it just seems off. It doesn't seem right. It doesn't

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make sense. So if you get, so cause you've never done it, you don't understand the feeling

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of the, the way that that beer after the, I said the first one's always a struggle to

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get through it. But once, once you've gone through it and you, you, your body's like,

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all right, yeah, I'm ready for another one. And you start to feel yourself, not feel groggy

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hangover. Right. Then you, and you're feeling better than yeah. So you don't understand.

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Do you have to change brands though the next day or do you stay on the same brand? So if

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you're drinking a certain type of lager, it doesn't change. No, honestly. So someone's

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lied to someone one time. It's become a thing. No, because honestly someone's lied to someone

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and you've not done it. You don't understand. You know, it's part of me. No, because your

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body needs water after, after you've been drinking, but you're not putting water into

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your system. You're starving even more. So I don't understand the concept of how it makes

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you feel better. Like the sort of, you need to put water, but I can't give you the science

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behind it. Science. I can just give you the real talk on it. And the real advice. It works.

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It does. It literally does. You know, it's magic or something. It's just the easiest

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way to say it's just because you start to feel tipsy again. It just gets rid of the

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headaches and whatever. It's like when I'm ill, I'll have a drink when I'm ill because

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it gets rid of the horrible head cloud and stuff. You know, like if you've got a bang

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in your neck because you've got a cold or something, have a couple of drinks and you,

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you know, so you don't feel better from the illness, but you're not focusing on the horrible

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symptoms as much. Because you always say, if you have a cold, is he a partner? Have

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a shot of Parna. Is he called Parna? What do you put in a cheeky Vintor? It was Parna.

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I'm sure it was Parna. Port. Port. Port. Sorry. Port is a cheeky Vintor. So have a shot of

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Port. I say for these to say for you somewhere. It's that you can have whiskies as well to

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warm you up. I don't see it with a lot of them, but you know, helps soothe a cough and

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stuff as well. I can understand the whiskey one more, cause you do get that heat in your

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throat. Yeah. Yeah. But still like when you fucked, you don't want a shot of fucking whiskey.

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Like who does not? This is what I'm saying. This is what I hate. It's an alcoholic that's

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done that and then told someone cause otherwise no sane person when they're absolutely, if

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you're not, look, if you're not alcoholic and you're ill, there's no way you're going

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to the cupboard, getting a whiskey out and taking a shot of it cause you're real. No,

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that's an alcoholic. That's ill. That said that. And it's the same with the hair, the

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dog. It's just an alcoholic told someone to become a thing that that's just more real

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advice on that. But then the real advice is don't knock it till you've drawn it. Right.

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Okay. That's fair enough. But right. Let's get to the emails. Yeah. So as we said, back

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to where we left off last week. So these are emails that we didn't read last week. And

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I thought I'd start off with our little Liverpool fan, James. Good lad James. So he's told us

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that he's boy knows like, so right. So do you know where knows Lee is? You've actually

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got it on. Wait, that I guarantee that's pro. No. So where's knows. Whoa. No, it was late.

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Is there for the safari bar? Yeah. No, it was Lisa. No, James, let's, let's click on

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the safari park and let's get directions of where it is from Liverpool town centre. Yeah.

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Well, probably should have done this first. Right. Yeah. Just some quick calculations.

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Come on. Right. It's over half an hour drive to the town centre. All right. Do we to Anfield

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sorry. Cause I'm like, cause he's Liverpool fan. Yeah. That would maybe that might be

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a better one. Cause I'm field is that any way to stuff to or it's that it's still 23

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minutes. Right now I can live with that. No. So he's not, he's a wolf. He's not a proper

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scouse. There's a wolf. You're not a proper scouse. But any, all that saranero clusters,

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so you wouldn't class was that Kirk Kirby? No, not before West Derby. He's barely classes

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scouse. Yeah. Yeah. No wall. No. You might as well be leaving him bloody Preston or something

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like that. You're basically what yam yams are to Birmingham. Yeah. You've got a similar

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accent and it's close enough. No, no, no, no, no. It's close enough to the untrained

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ears to think that a yam yam is a Brummer. Cause you know, that's one of the things is

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that black country just fucking accent. How am I? Like what the fuck? It's not even easier.

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Yeah. It's more to say the wrong words. Yeah. So we've, we've established that James is

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apparently not a scouse. So not a scouse. I know he's definitely got a pair of one 10s

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or air max on he fires. Definitely. I reckon he's got like a black pair of like the red

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stripe, you know, he's fucking Liverpool way. Yeah. Yeah. But he's not a scouse. And at

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the end of the day, he says long live Klopp. Yeah. He's leaving. I know. Let's see his

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gun. Now again, for everyone that's listening, that's old news, but it's a shame. Now all

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you do have to say for us a little bit. So I'll know the feeling as you know, when sir

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Alex retired for the second time, it's the first time didn't stick. Cause Carlos Cuérez

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wasn't up to the job. So we had to step back in after six months and be like, hang on Carlos.

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I'll get us back on track again. And yeah. So when Fergie left, it was, I mean at the

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time it wasn't heartbreaking, but it was sad because David Moore is coming and took the

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reins and it was just downhill from there. So when that happened, a lot of people were

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slagging off the side of the Maran Fellain. I actually quite loved him to be fair. He

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always got stuck in coming with a good goal here and there.

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He was all elbows though weren't he? It'd be great to be on it. It'd be great on your

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team. Horrible to play against. It was horrible to watch as a neutral.

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Yeah. He was a bit of a shit house, but yeah, I didn't mind that. But it was just not the

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right appointments after Fergie left. It should have been Mourinho straight away. But I mean,

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it was always a downhill battle because Fergie managed to, with the lack of lot purchases,

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you know, the excuses were already there. There's no value in the market, but Fergie

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could have taken Everton and won the league, I reckon, because he just had that management

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in him to get the players rallied up and working together properly. So yeah, I mean, what's

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it been about? 10 years now we've propped it.

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Has it been 10 years? I think it's been nine. Yeah, I think it might be nine.

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I feel like it's 10 what a time is left.

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Right. Yeah. It's a good stick anyway.

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And he's a good man. It's a shy myself as a neutral on the side seam go.

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I feel like if he had the money that Pep had, he would have dominated the Premier League.

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But he's had to build the squads with a lot of limitations financially. And he's done

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well, you know.

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I don't know. They've spent a bit though.

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They've spent a good bit. Yeah. Obviously, they've spent what they earn. Officially earned

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as well. You know, I know. But he's been able to build the team, you know, Pep took over

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Man City. He spent hundreds of millions on a new defence, you know, several goalkeepers,

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you know, 100 million on Jack Grealish. Not worth it. He's good enough player, but he's

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not 100 million is worth of you know, but really hasn't spent a hunk of money like that.

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I think 50 million is the biggest spend. You know, he tends to buy goods.

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Now he has spent a lot more than that. I'm sure Darwin knew was was 85. 70 million for

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him. But leading up to, I'd say the last two seasons, there wasn't any extortion of price.

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Now there's no star players, but there was I think there was trying to.

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Because I think even Salah, I think he only got info at 34. Yeah. And you think of the

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success that he's done. You know, it's hard to say, but he's he's definitely one of the

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best players in the world at the moment. Almost Salah. So whoever does come in next, I mean,

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it's not going to be Steve. Who do you think it's going to be?

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Savio Alonso. I think so. I hope it's him as well.

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Yeah, he's doing a good enough job at level of confusion. So yeah, I think it's just going

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to be him really. Do you think Jürgen Klopp will manage again

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because he said he needs to take a spell equal is your thing? If he plans to come back to

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football, why don't you just have a year off? I think that's all he's going to do really.

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He's going to have a year off. I know he's been having a house built over.

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Mallorca. No, America somewhere. I think it's near New

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York. I thought it was Mallorca in Spain. I don't know, maybe I heard the story wrong.

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But I know he's been having a house built. So I imagine he's going to just take literally

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12 months off, just chill. And I know he said he's not going to come back to the Prem. I

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think it will be Real Madrid. I think Real Madrid.

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And he's just signed another deal. So I reckon 12 more months out of him and then Klopp will

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take over then. I think so as well. That or Bayern Munich,

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they're the only two. Maybe PSG. I don't know if he would go to Bayern though because

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he managed Borussia Dortmund, didn't he? I think he will. I think money talks, mate.

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And they're the only, like, if you take away the Premier, the only clubs that can afford

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him is Real Madrid, PSG and probably Bayern Munich.

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Barcelona as well. They've got no money.

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They haven't had money for years. It's weird.

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Yeah. It's weird, isn't it?

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Well, but it's the same as Real Madrid as well. They're getting into debt and they just get

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biologues. The amount of times governments have written their debt off is ridiculous.

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Yeah, so next season, it's going to be hard. I mean, the players that could go as well,

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Salah's coming to, I think, the last 18 months of his contract. Van Dijk, I think, has only

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got 18 months left. There's a lot of players that at the end of this season, they're on

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the last year of the contract. So it's stick or twist with them. Harder going to stay or

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go. Will Salah be tempted by the big money talk in Saudi Arabia?

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I think he'll go, man. Now the club's gone as well.

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He's still ambitious enough to win big trophies.

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He probably is, but money talks, mate. I can imagine he'd be on something like a million

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pound a week. Yeah.

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Well, if it's anything to go on with Karen Benzema, 1.6 million pound a week, then I

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reckon Salah could be asking for around that much. He's got a few more years in the tank

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compared to Benzema as well. So yeah, I'll fill for you, James, because it's going to

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be a hard couple of years, I'll reckon.

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Yeah, they've just got themselves all together in terms of an identity. Now it's just going

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to get you hard again, but that's what football is about.

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The foundations there though, if the bulk of the defence stays, the McAllister and that

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in the midfield, they'll probably need another winger or two. So the foundations there just

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depends on what the next manager wants to do, how much they want to change for their

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style of play.

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I think Chaby Lanza will be a good match for him. He's been there.

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Yeah, I think he will.

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And he plays similar football.

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Yeah, as long as they don't try and do. I mean, I'd love for it to happen, for them

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to take Stephen Gerrard from Saudi and be the manager. It's the next Alekh on the Solskjaer.

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They won't win anything. They'll have a good love spirit around the club, but he couldn't

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hack it at Aston Villa, so he won't be able to handle a proper job. Go in the Scottish

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League, anyone can win the trophies there. Yeah, we'll take him over to the ball, he'll

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have no chance. So yeah, let us know next season, how you're feeling and if you're going

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to be crying for Klopp to come back, because he won't.

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And then so we've got, there was no name on this email, but from the Reds 92. So to me,

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that means he's a United fan. Hey, fellas, JD, who is your all time favourite United

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player? And Ash, who's yours of any team? Right. So for me, should we do one? So let's

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do your favourite player of United and your favourite player outside United of any area.

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So you get to answer both and I'll give my favourite United player. If you think you've

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got a favourite United player, yeah, yeah, there's only one. Cristiano Ronaldo. So you

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know, I mean, it's hard in a sense, because there's been so many great players over the

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time. As a kid, it was always Beckham, you know, he was the poster boy. I had to have

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everything added as because he was the added as well, you know, face and that even that

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just sucks that to be added as well. Once I was older and able to appreciate the game

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a bit more now, yeah, Cristiano Ronaldo. He's arguably the greatest player of all time.

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But the longevity of a United career for just the United. Wayne Rooner would be mine just

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because always give everything on the pitch. You know, you could you could put him at left

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back and he'd still put in a shift and half, you know, or obviously the goal record for

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him and all that. You know, there was the little patch where he said he fell off the

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even, you know, mentioned Man City. But you know, we don't know if he was on the big monitor

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to go over to the blue sword or anything. But he stayed and, you know, he fair play

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to him, went back to Everton for maybe two seasons. I think it was like 18 months or

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that. Then he went to the US didn't it? Well, I just remember when when we first got him

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18 years old and Champions League game. Yeah, banged in a free kick. That game sticks to

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my head. I don't know what I think about you. I think you won six, no six, three or something

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like that. I think you've got a hat with as well. Yeah, just absolutely fans. I just remember

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watching the game. I was just like, this is what we're doing. This is the future of, you

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know, because again, you know, we had the logs of Ronaldo and then Paul Scors was still

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playing. Brian Geeks was still around at that point as well. You know, so it was still a

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core of players from the class of 92 and that that was still there. And it just passed on

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so much experience. And that makes me sad sometimes when I do think about back in the

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day that, you know, not in all trouble winning team 2008, winning the Champions League and

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that and then to say things are these days, you know, again, when people are listening

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and watching this, the Marcus Rashford news is over a week old. You know, stuff like that.

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So me, I'm coming off the back of a four, three win against Wolves last night. These

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quarter-past eight kick-offs cracked me up, man. You know, nine o'clock halftime, I've

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gone up to bed, still listen to it on my phone, but just too tired. And then I woke up this

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morning, first thing I'm checking the final score. So halftime we was tuning up. I'm thinking,

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right, don't do a new Paul and I'll, you know, start messing it up. And this is what I see

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Paul Fred. I'm not for God's sake, thank God. And then I start watching a whole lot of that.

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You know, it's a stoppage time winner from Covemader and good goal to be fair, you know,

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good play, good run off the ball from Forsen to take a defender away, just to open the

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space up and he's got his shot. So it's nice to see that we've got three young, talented

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players in the starting line-up now. You know, Hoyland at the top 20, Garnacho on the left,

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19, Maynard in the midfield, 18. So I'm starting to see a bit of, look, just reminiscent of

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the old days, you know, the good youth players coming through. Fair enough, we just bought

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Hoyland, but you know, Garnacho, even though he's Argentinian, his class has homegrown

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because he's come through the youth. Maynard's another, Mancunian lad, Boyhood Club playing

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for him. What a feeling that must feel as well. You've grown up supporting him, you

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start playing for him and that. Oh God. I mean, I can only imagine the goosebumps that

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he'd be feeling just seeing him just walking into Carrington and just seeing everything

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around there. I wonder when, I've always thought as a footballer, when does it become normal

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to play in front of thousands of people and to pick up hundreds of thousands a week? When

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does that think, when does that feel normal? Because obviously for me and you now, I've

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always applied, do anything in front of thousands of people, just every day job, it'd be fucking

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scary. And then when does that become normal? And also when do you start getting paid large

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sums of money and that becomes normal, but you don't think about it? I think for us,

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it would, I could never see it being normal for us. Let's just say this kicks off and

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you know, we get a massive following and we do start earning good money from it. Just

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any money from it would be nice. But yeah, if it got to that, I think it would take a

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long, long time for us to see it as a new norm. Whereas for these young lads, when they're

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going through the academies, I suppose they can see the bigger picture. Because it's around,

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you know, they're already earning money from 16 signing the first professional contract.

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And if you think back when we were 16, 200 pound a week, we was not ballers log, but

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for them to earn, you know, a grand and a half or something at the age of 16,

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they're already rich. And so yeah, you know, it's just another stepping stone as they get

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another contract and it's like another 10 grand a week or whatever. And then they're going up to 15,

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you know, so I think because they're growing up with you, that's that stems to why

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Rashford's just got this big new contract, 325 grand a week and he ain't arse, he's sitting in

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looking Belfast. See they can't move him off that contract now. No. Yeah, I think just because

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they're around constantly, it's that they're not as bothered about it. Yeah, they're just

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expecting. Right. So yeah, the different yeah. So your favourite United player, as he just says,

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Ronaldo. Ronaldo. Yeah. So what about your favourite all time player that isn't from Mania?

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That doesn't play for Mania, should say. Yeah. I mean, again, over the years has been

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that many great ones. No, I used to love watching the logs of, you know, arm replay,

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re-brick, he was always quality. I mean, I don't want to say messing, because that's not too obvious.

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I don't right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Ronaldo is the greatest all time to me. And

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you know, he's still doing it this year. Fair enough. So the league is completely different,

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but there's still a lot of top quality professional footballers there. Well, he's

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so the team beat into Miami 6-0. Yeah. You know, yeah, so he's still putting up the numbers.

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He's just banging on the goals and that. So yeah, for me, he's because he's gone around the world

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and proved it, you know, different leagues. Portugal, Premier League, you know,

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Italy, Spain. Yeah. Spain. And that's why, you know, he's done it everywhere. Whereas Messi,

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he's stuck to what he knew, you know, it was an easy transition to go to Paris, easy to go to

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into Miami, you know, the farmer's leagues compared to the way that Ronaldo has done it. Fair enough.

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Yes. When he was a boss for all the years, but again, when you've got the quantity of the players,

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around you all the time, it just makes it easier. Don't it? So who would it be? It's a hard one.

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It is. Yeah. Robin, he was quality as well. Yeah. Really, if you've got an individual that you.

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So I'm going to do a Premier League player, then an all time one. So as a Premier League player,

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a big shout out to Ozil, by the way, because I used to love watching Ozil play football.

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When he actually played. Yeah. When he wanted to.

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Yeah. The last couple of years, Arsenal just happy to sit on the bench.

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But every now and again, you just do a game and you just think, but Prime Ozil,

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I fucking ran Madrid. But yeah, so I'm going to go for Andre for his Premier League because growing

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up, he was obviously the 2002, 2003, not growing up around about just before he went to Barcelona,

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I believe in 2006. I always remember him and Roy van Nistra for the Golden Boot.

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But now, sorry, Andre was just different. He run through people, just paced people,

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just had everything. So for me, it'd be Andre. But as an all time one,

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Ronaldinho, he was the only person that I'd watch Spanish league games for.

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So I'd watched Barcelona game just to see what he would do.

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Edgar Davids as well.

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Just for the skill, the tricks and that little bit, the overall.

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What, Edgar Davids? You think?

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Yeah, the pair of them are fucking...

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I don't know, Edgar Davids played for Crystal Palace, mate. I'm sure we played for Crystal

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Palace. I don't know.

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The thing I loved about Ronaldinho as well, you know he was pissed up the night before and

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couldn't say anything to him. And he still... a bit of a girl actually, because he would show

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up more than Erzul, but he would have those off games. But I just love people where I suppose

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he comes easy. And I say that, but I hate Messi. So I'm saying a bit of Contreras,

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Contreras, Contreras, Contreras, Contreras.

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I do hate Messi as a... no, I like him, but he's just... I don't like how he keeps winning,

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how he just wins everything all the time. Like, you know, the Ballon d'Or win, Haaland

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won three. You know.

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Yeah, won the treble, scored more goals and everything.

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But yeah, so Ronaldinho, he was a bit of a girl, but he was a bit of a girl.

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He was a bit of a girl.

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He was a bit of a girl.

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He was a bit of a girl.

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Yeah, but yeah, so Ronaldinho, but yeah, I was... I still love watching him. I'm trying

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to think as well. I used to always like as well watching Marco Reus for Dortmund.

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So I'm just trying to think of these kind of players. Do you have one that also comes

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to mind? I don't know what it is. Pablo Nedford. Was that you, Vences?

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Oh, mate, when I...

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I love it when you see players, the larks have brought Dimitar Bovatar back in the day.

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He was just effortless.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And the silky smooth touches and the, you know, again, it's... we've out-sounded

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by us because he did do a little stint at United, but you know, he was just... he just

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always never really seemed like he was there, but then it's just a moment and you're just

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out of the blue. You know, Van Persie would do it again from time to time, just, you know,

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again, the world he goals and it's just... yeah, when you're just seeing just beautiful

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transitional football and then players just... part of the reason why I love the game so much.

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I did like watching Hazard. I must admit as well.

384
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,360
Yeah.

385
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,080
Hazard was good to watch.

386
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,280
Chelsea Hazard before he went to Real Madrid and...

387
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,520
I'm just trying to think of these players that I used to watch teams for, for them just

388
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,440
to play like when Bale went to Real Madrid, I used to watch Real Madrid a lot more than

389
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,160
as well because I used to like Bale. But yeah, I'm going to go, yeah, Ronaldinho all time.

390
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,520
Armory is a premier one and then Ronaldo.

391
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,640
Yeah.

392
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,320
I only... I'm only putting Ronaldinho there because I've already put Cristiano Ronaldo

393
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:31,040
as the man you want, otherwise he would be my favourite one overall. So yeah, let's do that.

394
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,040
Yeah. I've got enough names there.

395
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:40,080
I know again, because we said it early doors, we don't want to be a football podcast. Plus,

396
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:47,760
I know I don't know enough about football, other teams, different leagues and stuff to be able to

397
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:54,000
say that we're a football podcast or sporting podcast in general. I don't really follow

398
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,600
many other sports.

399
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,760
But if he was to get paid as a podcast, you could watch football all day.

400
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:04,160
Like that Tom Garrett, he says some shit football facts.

401
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,520
Some of them do.

402
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,560
Gabby Obama was on about...

403
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,360
Yeah, Goddard.

404
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,640
He just say stuff just to say it. There's no reason to why he says some of his stuff.

405
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,600
He's not educated enough either though. He just hasn't got a clue. So he's happy to get the script

406
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,680
from his bosses or producers in the background, say some bullshit.

407
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,560
Be controversial.

408
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:31,040
Yeah. He's got no receipts to back it up though. He just can't.

409
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,240
Yeah. Let's move on from Gabby, mate. We've got another email.

410
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:39,760
We have indeed. One of our little favorites is Kirsty.

411
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,520
I don't know if she's little, but yeah. Hello, lads.

412
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:52,320
With all these dating apps and dead chats, I thought I would ask, what do you think you

413
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:56,880
would be doing to try and get an edge on these apps?

414
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,480
Right. Well...

415
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:04,000
So assuming that the apps are all Tinder, I don't know what I was listening to.

416
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,500
Bumble.

417
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:05,920
Yeah, look. Bumble.

418
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,280
Plenty of fish. Is that store one?

419
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,200
Was it an app?

420
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,520
Yeah. I remember...

421
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,280
I know it was the website.

422
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,240
Our mate was on it.

423
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:19,600
Our mate.

424
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,280
I was on it years ago as well.

425
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,880
Oh, was it now or not? I thought it was now.

426
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,320
I can't remember. Maybe. I don't know.

427
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:31,200
It's been that long. I can't remember what I was listening to, but there's a new one

428
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,560
called Farmers or something.

429
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:43,040
So essentially you can go on there and put in what you're into. So it's not

430
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,120
if you're in a couple and you want to get other people involved or whatever.

431
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:52,160
Look, because when I first heard him talking about it, I thought it was for dogging or something.

432
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,040
But yeah, there's other parameters you can put in.

433
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,120
Yeah. Mick Ferrie. I think it was on Have A Word podcast.

434
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,760
So yeah, I don't know. There's that many different ones out there.

435
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:14,240
So Tinder was sort of at the back end as I was getting in the relationship with the Missy.

436
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:23,360
So I wasn't on that. I was on Plenty of Fish. I don't think there was any other ones.

437
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,560
This is before it was like a religious thing for people as well.

438
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:36,640
You know, endless amount of times we've seen people just swiping, swiping, not even looking.

439
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:36,960
Yeah.

440
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,520
We were wasn't a part of that really.

441
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:46,320
But when I was on there on the Plenty of Fish, I mean, I would just add the same message that I've

442
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,840
just not copying and pasted to any matches.

443
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,040
Was it their chat though?

444
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:58,160
No, so mine was an actual question because you try and just say hi, how are you?

445
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,840
And you'd never get a reply.

446
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:10,960
So mine was not word for word, but hiya, if you could have any animal in the world as a pet,

447
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,160
what would you choose?

448
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,440
And most of the time I'd get a reply there.

449
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,240
And a lot of people just go for boring ones.

450
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,440
Look, I'd have a tiger.

451
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,160
Like having a tiger would be boring.

452
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,680
Penguin all day mate.

453
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,720
That was my answer.

454
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,360
Penguin.

455
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:30,000
Because I'm happy with the cold.

456
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Sorry for anyone that's watching on YouTube.

457
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
I've got a cramp in my leg at the moment.

458
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Oh, I'm not constipated.

459
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Oh, you might want to talk Ash while I'm just on the water.

460
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Some people listen to me grunting away.

461
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,200
No, I think the only right answer is penguin in that one.

462
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:49,840
That's not real.

463
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,280
But as far as the question, I think it's a good one.

464
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,480
That's not real, but as far as the question, I've never been on any day or anything like that.

465
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:03,680
So I don't know what I suppose that chat would be like, hi, how are you the generic term?

466
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,880
Yeah, I think it literally is when you're not starting an actual conversation.

467
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,840
You want them to be stand out where you're a bit different.

468
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,480
I don't know actually.

469
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,240
But the opposite, it's just a hard one.

470
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,080
How do you stand out when you're getting all 20, when you're competing with about 20 other people?

471
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,280
Well, that's the thing.

472
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,760
I suppose you've got to see sort of like a job interview.

473
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,920
What do you say to make yourself stand out?

474
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,280
To get you thrown in the door.

475
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:31,520
Yeah.

476
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:39,600
So imagine you're single, you're back on the market, you've lost even more weight,

477
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:44,880
you're at a comfortable weight where you feel like you're not that shaming yourself.

478
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:50,240
And you've got yourself onto Tinder or something.

479
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,760
Yeah.

480
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:56,640
Because I think the woman has to message first.

481
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:56,880
Right.

482
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,000
Or there's one of them that you don't have to start the conversation.

483
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,520
The other, the opposite sex has to.

484
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,000
That one would be easier because I-

485
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,480
It would for you because you always struggle.

486
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,760
I hate texting.

487
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,560
I hate it.

488
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:14,240
I hate finding like when it's a text conversation, it's just harder.

489
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,080
I prefer phone call conversation.

490
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:21,280
So for me, I'll be absolutely terrible at this and I probably wouldn't stand out.

491
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,400
Apart from your, what you used to say, Jay, what do you think?

492
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,160
What do you-

493
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,000
Again, for me, yeah, I try-

494
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,720
To get the edge.

495
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,880
What could someone do to get the edge on the apps?

496
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,480
I try and think of something random like that one again, really.

497
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:45,360
So yeah, any animal in the world, that's been done.

498
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:54,080
So again, something stupid like if you had a telescope and found a planet,

499
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:54,960
what would you name it?

500
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,400
Right.

501
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,800
So you've got to try and think outside the box.

502
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,960
But then that's borderline a bit cheesy though as well, mate.

503
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:04,720
Yeah, it's not-

504
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,600
I couldn't do that.

505
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:16,880
I couldn't be that guy with these cheesy, like fucking, for me, I would be that dead guy.

506
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,080
You'd be the dead chat.

507
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,680
Dead chat, 100%.

508
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,360
How would you do it?

509
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,680
Literally, nothing worse than texting.

510
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,200
You know what's worse than texting?

511
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,960
The voice notes though, I hate them as well.

512
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,680
I don't do them.

513
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,400
Fuck you don't.

514
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,200
I'd rather just call.

515
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,520
Just again, because I don't like sitting there texting for hours and that kind of thing.

516
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,120
Just phone call.

517
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:37,840
All right, mate.

518
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,340
Yeah.

519
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,600
All right, see you later.

520
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,160
I'm really stuck here because I don't think I can help you with these dead chat situations.

521
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:52,400
Maybe, because maybe you have to be the one with the incentive and make it not be a dead chat.

522
00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:02,480
Again, because we do see often where the women do get endless amounts of just stupid messages

523
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,320
coming through, I suppose the odd dick pic here and there and that as well.

524
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,640
Even on Tinder?

525
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,120
I don't know.

526
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,560
I don't know if you can send pictures on it.

527
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:19,200
But yeah, if you get in that same generic, how are you all the time?

528
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,000
You're going to lack a bit of enthusiasm to message back.

529
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,680
My main advice really would be to just not be on the dating apps because-

530
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,600
No, but you don't have to go to the club no more.

531
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,720
You don't have to spend a hundred pound on a Friday and wake up and drink together

532
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,280
with your head out.

533
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,240
A hundred pound?

534
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,800
I wish I could only spend a hundred pound on a night out.

535
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,920
You don't have to wake up the next day and have another beer together with your head out.

536
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,400
Maybe you'd want to.

537
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,500
No.

538
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,640
Right, let's sit back down.

539
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,560
I thought that was the worst cramp I've had.

540
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,520
And also, where did that cramp come from?

541
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,160
I don't know.

542
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,720
It's just sitting there and I'm feeling it wrong.

543
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,960
Where was the cramp?

544
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,680
Back of the leg and it was just shooting all the way down.

545
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,600
You feel the pins and needles in your foot as well.

546
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,880
That's why I was walking around in circles just to try and work it out.

547
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,280
You know, I'm a bit weird when it comes to stuff.

548
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,640
I used to love getting cramps in my car in the middle of the night.

549
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,680
I remember you telling me this.

550
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,880
And I used to like, especially when I used to play football,

551
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,440
I used to come in in the middle of the night and I used to whine.

552
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,080
So I couldn't handle it no more before I moved.

553
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,960
I used to love that sensation of pain.

554
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:33,680
I hate it.

555
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,680
Especially because being married and sharing the beds,

556
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,320
the amount of times I've had bad cramp and all I want to do is...

557
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,480
Ah, ah, ah.

558
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,880
But you can't because you're trying not to make any noise.

559
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,320
It's like you're over up.

560
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,240
Oh God, I hate it.

561
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:55,040
At least I was able to walk and talk through the pain just.

562
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,680
But no, cramp.

563
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,800
It's just a mad bodily function, I mean, not function, but...

564
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:03,760
What does he have?

565
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,720
I suppose.

566
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:05,220
Yeah.

567
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,920
Lack of salts is one thing or sugar, maybe.

568
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:12,720
I don't know.

569
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:13,520
It's just weird.

570
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,020
Horrible.

571
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,880
Unless you're into that thing, like, yeah.

572
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,360
It's like golfing showers.

573
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,640
So yeah, I know because we're at a different time, I'll just say...

574
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,520
Yeah, I think that's off.

575
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,640
...not to be on the apps.

576
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,200
Otherwise, make one yourself.

577
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:35,920
If these lads are sending just a shit holly holly how are you,

578
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,520
then think of one yourself, or even just use my animal one,

579
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,720
and send it to them and wait for the response from their.

580
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:45,220
Yeah.

581
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:49,480
Well, I think if there's an app that does it, if not, it's a million pound idea.

582
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:53,480
You should be able to send a poll, so you can, like a generic 10 questions.

583
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,240
So you missed the whole how are you, it's like, what's your favourite thing to do on a sunday,

584
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,520
and it's got five options.

585
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:08,440
And in that way, if I had the 10 questions, they pass, it gets 70%, so they get seven out of 10.

586
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,440
Then they can chat to that person.

587
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,440
Mate, that's a fucking banging idea.

588
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,440
So, are you going to pattern this all day?

589
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:14,940
Yeah.

590
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:16,940
So, anyone that comes out with this.

591
00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:22,120
Because you think about that, if a girl, if you or a girl, say yourself, you set up like,

592
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:28,120
a five or 10 generic questionnaire for someone before they are able to message you,

593
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,880
and it also is why it helps them know who you are, obviously, because they've matched up with you.

594
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,380
Yeah.

595
00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:36,380
Mate, fucking, just done it.

596
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,380
It's easy to do.

597
00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:40,380
Mate, fucking, just done it.

598
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:42,380
It's like, I've got to say I love this.

599
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:47,380
It's like, sperm bank, any, there's different criterias that you select what sperm you want, any.

600
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:51,380
But, you know, you're going straight to the source.

601
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:53,380
Yeah, do you know what I'm saying?

602
00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:58,380
You're missing all the small talk, like two days small talk.

603
00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,380
Just get straight to the real talk.

604
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:02,380
Yeah, that's it.

605
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:05,380
There we go. Honestly, that's such a brilliant idea.

606
00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:11,380
Maybe five questions, or maybe you should set it to like four or 10 questions where you just send,

607
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:13,380
like you click something, and automatically part goes our way.

608
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:17,380
It's just like, are you outgoing?

609
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:18,380
It's like, yes or no.

610
00:49:18,380 --> 00:49:23,380
And then if that why suits your why, then they get a pass, right, or whatever.

611
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:24,380
Yeah.

612
00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:29,380
Then they can chat to you because you know they have passed a certain test to be able to speak to you.

613
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:31,380
Mate, that's a fucking banging idea.

614
00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,380
Honestly, mate.

615
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,380
Yeah, it's real talk dating.

616
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:38,380
This is what the app is going to call real talk dating.

617
00:49:38,380 --> 00:49:43,380
It will be free to use and then you can pay for extra questions as well.

618
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:51,380
If you want the more definition, more stats into your potential partner.

619
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:54,380
Yeah, we're going to have to figure out how to make this.

620
00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:59,380
Because the amount of ideas we've had over the years, we've never actually acted on any of them.

621
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,380
I'm just thinking, because you know I'm WhatsApp.

622
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:06,380
You can send a poll in, yes or no with the only options.

623
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:07,380
Yeah.

624
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:14,380
So surely you should be able to type what that is and then you type in yes, no, or maybe or whatever the question is relevant to the answer.

625
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,380
We'll do it all the way around, sorry.

626
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:17,380
But yeah.

627
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:25,380
So essentially, for any of the older listeners that are out there, it will be an app version of Blind8.

628
00:50:25,380 --> 00:50:28,380
No, but you get to see who's...

629
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:31,380
Yeah, you'll be able to see it. But that was the thing, weren't it?

630
00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:35,380
Because you ask the questions and you got an answer.

631
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:36,380
Right.

632
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:38,380
And then you log, yeah, all right, I'll have a chat with you then.

633
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:40,380
Pretty much, yeah.

634
00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,380
We're going to be the silver black.

635
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:44,380
You go through all the dead chat.

636
00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,380
Yeah.

637
00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:47,380
We're going to be the silver black.

638
00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:48,380
Bam.

639
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:50,380
That's it, yeah.

640
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,380
Done it?

641
00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:52,380
Honestly.

642
00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:54,380
We're going to have to get on the app.

643
00:50:54,380 --> 00:51:00,380
I know someone now that works for like Tinder or like an app who's fucking coding the shit out of this now.

644
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:03,380
If I always see this idea start...

645
00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:07,380
We've got the receipts for this now.

646
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:08,380
What fucking day is this year?

647
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:12,380
It's the second of February 2024 as of this moment recording.

648
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:14,380
When it comes out, it will be like two weeks.

649
00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:16,380
That's a fucking smashing idea, that is.

650
00:51:16,380 --> 00:51:21,380
Honestly, if you think that's a good idea, let us know in the emails because fucking...

651
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:24,380
Yeah, we might need some funding to be able to get this app sorted.

652
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:28,380
If you want to send us some money as well, please do.

653
00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:33,380
But yeah, some of the odd days we've had over the years, this is the one we've got to act on now.

654
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:39,380
I remember signing to the lad I work with because obviously I've been there since I was 18.

655
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:41,380
I was signing to him before, obviously.

656
00:51:41,380 --> 00:51:46,380
So you think 18, so 18, so that would be 15 years ago.

657
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:47,380
No, 16.

658
00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:49,380
It's 34, sorry, 16 years ago.

659
00:51:49,380 --> 00:51:52,380
Obviously Uber and that wasn't a thing.

660
00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:55,380
I used to go to Neil's, we used to drive up to town.

661
00:51:55,380 --> 00:52:04,380
I was like, wouldn't it be great if you could just pay someone to grab your food and bring it to you in your office or from your home?

662
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:07,380
If you lived in town, obviously you wouldn't work outside the city centre.

663
00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:08,380
Yeah.

664
00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:11,380
And then Uber come along and then it can't.

665
00:52:11,380 --> 00:52:13,380
Yeah, it needs to be there.

666
00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,380
Should have got that pattern pending.

667
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:19,380
The egg sauce, that was a brain order as well.

668
00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:29,380
So egg sauce, essentially if you boil an egg or if you fry an egg and you have a runny egg yolk, that's the best part of it.

669
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:38,380
And if you could get that without having too many additives and stuff to prolong its shelf life, it'd be amazing.

670
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:40,380
Just all over your chips and that.

671
00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:43,380
Or even, I'd do it with toast.

672
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:46,380
Because everyone loves a dipping soldier.

673
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:50,380
So yeah, if you made your toast and you just squeezed it straight out of the bottle.

674
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:53,380
I mean, I don't know how many chickens would have to lay eggs to be able to...

675
00:52:53,380 --> 00:52:55,380
Yeah, there would have to be a lot wouldn't there.

676
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:56,380
Yeah.

677
00:52:56,380 --> 00:53:01,380
But, you know, surely there's some science to be able to just make a sauce that tastes like you.

678
00:53:01,380 --> 00:53:06,380
It's a lot of care that can make tomato sauce clear.

679
00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:11,380
And remember the weird ones, the purple sauce and that, but it was still just tomato sauce.

680
00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:12,380
No.

681
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:14,380
Oh God, it was horrible.

682
00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:19,380
To look at, because you're looking at purple sauce on your chips or whatever.

683
00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:21,380
So no, it's not right.

684
00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:22,380
It should be red.

685
00:53:22,380 --> 00:53:25,380
Or if it's a bag of sandwich, it should be brown.

686
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,380
If you're a man, that is.

687
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:28,380
You're not.

688
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:29,380
It's got to be brown.

689
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,380
Sam's man.

690
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,380
Fuck you, da.

691
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:37,380
I mean, yeah.

692
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:43,380
So as always, don't forget to send in your emails.

693
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:47,380
Realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

694
00:53:47,380 --> 00:53:50,380
The Twitter at Ash and JD.

695
00:53:50,380 --> 00:53:53,380
Links are all in the descriptions.

696
00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:59,380
And then stay tuned as well because big things are happening in the next couple of weeks.

697
00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:01,380
That big, I haven't even told you.

698
00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:03,380
Even I was like what?

699
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:07,380
But yeah, just be ready for it.

700
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:11,380
You'll be on the edge of your seats just waiting for it to happen.

701
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:15,380
So yeah, we'll leave them waiting for more now.

702
00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:17,380
Even you're waiting for them.

703
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:20,380
You want me to snooze more than you do.

704
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:29,380
You know, it's weird though.

705
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:31,380
Sorry, I know we're ending the podcast.

706
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:33,380
We're dealing with that.

707
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:34,380
We're shopping.

708
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:35,380
I was like, you know what I want?

709
00:54:35,380 --> 00:54:36,380
Tomato soup.

710
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:37,380
Just tomato soup.

711
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:39,380
That's what he's doing to me rather than a McDonald's order.

712
00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:45,380
But then if you've got some tomato soup now, then you still, is it in your dietary restrictions to get some bread and dippy dippy?

713
00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:47,380
No, no, if you're too much carbs, there's no bread.

714
00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:48,380
But yeah.

715
00:54:48,380 --> 00:54:54,380
But just the soup before, I'd have to like protein it up with like protein shake after.

716
00:54:54,380 --> 00:54:57,380
But yeah, let's get our food on and start.

717
00:54:57,380 --> 00:55:00,380
Sausage, chips, beans and eggs from these.

718
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,380
Oh, yes.

719
00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:03,380
So yeah, thanks for listening as always.

720
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:04,380
Appreciate it.

721
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,380
We'll see you next time.

722
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,380
Bye.

723
00:55:06,380 --> 00:55:34,380
Peace.

