What's happening everyone and welcome back to the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts
Ash and JD. So this week we've had a bit of a better week wherever always, it's a little
bit windy but not a great deal has gone on. I think there is another storm on the way
but not too much to report on. What's the storm called? I don't know probably Storm
Jeff or something. Storm Jeffrey. Storm Jeffrey Dahmer. Watch your partners, watch out for
the older people on the spectrum. Yeah, fuck you. We're after us a lot. But yeah all of
us really seen much off on the old TikToks this week is that the UK farmers are ready
to start their rebellion. Right, this is follows the French farmers with theirs because I saw
in France they probably, I don't know what you'd call it, they all went down to Chardalouse.
Yeah, the French have been having a royal revolution. And the proper passionate and
they dumped all the Caminou and went to Parliament houses. Yeah, I saw a lot of the houses of
Parliament they've been putting a... Whatever you'd call it. Yeah, so there's, well yeah,
their Parliament. Yeah, they've been stacking up the bays of high, bails of high, bails
of high. There was pumping manure, whether it was horse, cow or pig, I don't know. I
didn't get the details. But yeah, a lot of animal poop literally spraying it over the
buildings. There was quite a peaceful protest at one point where I think there was literally
thousands of sheep released onto the, I don't know, Paris town centre or something. So the
camera just panned across and it was just sheep everywhere. The fact that there was
no people in and amongst all of it, you know, it's obviously well organised. What other
farms after the UK ones did you say, was you able to catch it? So it's all down to the
politics because of how the Tories... Brexite. Well, yeah, it stems from the Brexite. But
yeah, just because of how much the Tories have ruined everything. You know, the taxis,
the price hoax on everything in general. You know, because there was the saga last year
where they couldn't get the chicken feed. So that was why the price of eggs started
to go up because it was costing them more. Do you remember when KFC couldn't supply chicken?
Yeah, because... Did it swap supplier or something? Yeah, was it like two or three days or something?
I don't know mate, but it just... I remember, it didn't affect me because I'm not in KFC
often these days. It's too expensive mate. It definitely is these days. Connor used to
be a weekly thing though, back in the day when I was living with our lad, Mr. Postman. Yeah,
he just has one all the time, doesn't he? Every time he's back in the UK, it's the first point
of call, KFC. They are a nice start, it's just expensive. It is now, yeah. But even
the other versions, like the Dixie Chicken and all that, they're pretty much the same
price. And so, you know, why should we go to you when you're almost the same price,
when we know we can get the finger licking good chicken? It would be good though to have
a look at KFC in actual or Kentucky. You know, like where the original one was. I know...
You make me think, have they not got one over there then? No, they have got them. But what
I'm saying is like... Oh, you mean actually go to Kentucky and then have a KFC? Yeah,
because I think the one, the original one, the first one saw there. And like, yeah. I'd
imagine so, yeah. A bit different. I reckon it tastes a bit more different to the one
you have though, over here. They have a lot of, they allow more chemicals, don't they?
Oh yeah, Americans really do, yeah. What? Sorry. I know we're going way off topic, but
it's what we do. Yeah, we'll get back to the farmers at some point. What's that thing on
YouTube where they do like UK portions and then they do the US portions? Yeah. I don't
know the name of the channel, but it literally is like UK versus USA. Yeah. And they did
a breakdown of everything as well, don't they? And obviously the KFC is like just in America,
which is always bigger. But in KFC in America, they do a pie as well. Oh, mate. Honestly.
A chicken pie? I think it's a chicken pie. I saw some guys... Their gravy's different
to ours as well, isn't it? Yeah. But mate, I saw some guys go over there on TikTok and
he was trying to like all the different foods. A pie. A KFC pie. KFC pie. See, no. The British
side of me, the English side is making me think, you know, when you go to a football
game, you got a meat and potato pie. So a chicken and mashed potato pie with a bit of
the gravy in as well. And then with a pot of the gravy on the side, that would be banging
that wood. A nice thick crust as well. Like what you get with a pork pie, but it's a soft
crust though. Not hard like some of the cheaper pork pies. Nice soft, almost squidgy crust.
Oh God, I'm going to have to do a bit of experimenting with my cooking over the weekend. I'm going
to make sure he was a pie. The crispy chicken on the top. Yeah. The special seasoning. Here
we go. Apologies for anyone listening. If we're making you hungry with all this chicken
talk here, we'll get back to the farmers. I'm sure we'll be able to ruin your appetite
talking about the food again. I think it's called a chicken pot pie. Chicken pot pie.
Yeah. Yeah. No, it does look nice actually. I'm going to have to have a look. Five dollars.
Five dollars. It looks absolutely huge as well. Again, five dollars. Automatically in
my heads. Cause I remember when we was younger, five dollars would have been two pound 50
because the wider exchange rate was. Yeah. And so instantly I've still got that exchange
rate in my head that look, oh yeah, so five dollars, two pound 50, but it's not, it's
probably not four pound 50 for us now with the way it is. Cause it's, it's almost neck
and neck, isn't it? Yeah. And apparently in America it's been going on for 30, this
pie has been going on for 30 years, which it's a shame I would have never brought that
over. Or brought the breakfast wrap back in McDonald's. Yes. So I saw that the breakfast
wrap is back. Cause I did see the other week when they were saying new things coming back
in February. But the main McDonald's breakfast thing that I want back is the bagels. Those
bagels were immaculate. No, we have spoke about stuff like in regards to the KFC hot
rods box meal, the barbecue ranch box meal. Oh my God. But man, I'm going to die. Yeah.
All we need to come bring back is like a Drift the Chocolate bar. I'm not finished on the
bagel breakfast. I mean, the eggs weren't the best on it because it literally was just
folded omelette, but it made up with the melted American cheese on and then the sausage. Cause
there's never enough bacon on the bacon or the bagel or the muffin or whatever. So there
was extra bacon on. You know, you know, when you used to go to McDonald's for breakfast
with me, I could never decide. So we used to have two breakfasts. So I would have the
bagel and the breakfast wrap or a breakfast wrap on a Mac.
So it would just depend. Like meals does, so we get two drinks as well. Yeah. So it
depends on how hungry I was really, you know, more so I'd get a McDonald's breakfast after
a bigger night of drinking. So, oh, it's just iconic. Yeah. So on them occasions you do
get two breakfasts, but the last time I got one, uh, I've got a double sausage and egg
muffin meal, a double bacon, egg, McMuffin meal, and then, uh, the pancake and, uh, burger
breakfast meal as well. Um, but the good thing is as I'm back home, I eat the bits that all
one out of it. And then when I know that I'm definitely full, the dog has the rest of it.
Yeah. So I can have half of the sausage and egg McMuffin, half of the bacon, and then
it's all wrong. Cause I know it's not getting wasted, but back in the day when they did
have the bagels, I'd get always have the sausage and egg bagel. And then if I was still a bit
hungry, whether I'd either get an extra hash brown or I'd get the pancakes. Cause I'll
just, we'd the pancake and the patty. I'll eat the one pancake on its own and then basically
make another burger with the patty in the middle there. One of our mates, he showed
me a good thing he used to do. He used to get, uh, cause obviously when you have a meal
for McDonald's, I always get a side as well, but he used to get the free chicken select.
I don't know if they still do them anymore. And he used to get like a double cheeseburger
and put the free chicken select on the cheeseburger, the double cheeseburger. Fuck me. I don't
know. It's fucking nice. I have some calories in it, but you know, when you're not calorie
counting and give the fuck. Yeah. But yeah, we really got to go off this cause I've got
a fucking poached egg and beans. Well, speaking of egg, uh, before we get back to the bombers,
um, so with the Greg's breakfast, no, he doesn't shove it on the board. So you either have,
uh, your sausage, your bacon or your omelettes, which is your egg back. And then you can get
a mixture of any of the two. But what I do again, it's been a while since I've had a
Greg's breakfast. I'll ask for the sausage, bacon and an omelette on there. So you paid
a little bit extra, but it just levels it up a little bit. If they had the cheese as
well, I'd slap some of that on, but I don't know the American cheese.
I mean it now. And also when you go to Greg's, it's like, you can never go and buy one thing
from Greg's. No, no, no, no. It's like, you have to get a few things. So even the last
one was a couple of weeks ago out with the world shopping. Uh, so we went to Costa, grabbed
the coffee, then went into the Greeks. I had the festive bike and a sausage, beer and cheese
mouth. Yeah, there was, it was a slightly on the overdone side though. So the pastry
was a bit too, not that it was burned, but it was a bit too crispy. And obviously being
a man with a big beard, I have to think of a mess. You have to think about these problems.
Yeah. I'll just find it a waste when more of it's going in my bed than it is in my mouth.
So it's just annoying. But uh, I still scram on that. I remember when like sausage rolls
used to be like 27 pence or something like that. And you could like a pack of like five
for like a quid. Yeah. Well, I did see a video, uh, probably was a couple of weeks ago now.
So you know, you can buy the four pack of sausage rolls that are on the side. Yeah.
I don't know. Let's just say it's a pound. I don't think it is, but it probably is. So
let's just say it's a tenner for four sausage rolls. Um, so the geese is there and he's
all, can I just have them four that are on the hot tray and add them for, and the woman
was refusing. She goes, no, there's four sausages in the packets there. He's all, well, I don't
want them for, I want those four. And she was refusing to serve him. But why would he
wants to cause a warmer? Yeah. So he just wanted four warm sausage rolls, but she, she
wouldn't give her, she was like, no, there's four in the packet. And so he turns to the
other lad that's beyond the till. And he, he just, he wanted to say, yeah, she's being
a dickhead. But he couldn't. Because I'm assuming that she was higher up the, uh, the chain
of command than him. Cause he only looked like he was 19 or something to be fair. So
probably his first job or something. He's all, I've got to keep quiet. Don't speak to
me, please. Just, just get your sausage rolls. Leave me alone.
But surely like if he wanted them warmed up, surely they could just take the bag. Like
you, cause obviously we somehow figured that actually do you want to warm door? Yeah. And
surely they could just put it in the oven and warmed up for him. Then put them all back
in the bag. They could have done. They could have problem solved it for him. Yeah. But
I've seen a lot of these videos when people get the phones out and start recording. Yeah.
He was probably a bit of a dickhead and then he's like, well, hang on now. I'm not getting
what I want to hear now. I'll start recording. This is an inch. She's just going to double
down then. Isn't it? Isn't that a strange way of thinking now when anything happens,
I'm just trying to record it. Yeah. But we, with the way everything is the cancel culture
and you know, you can get sued and whatever. I think you have to be a bit more savvy with
that and trying to get yourself covered in case it did go to the courts or anything.
But yeah, it's, it's too much. I mean, there's that many CCTV cameras everywhere. No, it's,
you're always going to be recorded anyway. Aren't you? You know, every, well, pretty
much everyone's got a ring doorbell or whatever the other brands are. Amazon started doing
a cheaper version as well. Didn't they? Bing or something. Yeah. So yeah, back to the farmers.
So it's not just France that have been doing their farming protests as well. There was
a load in Germany, Poland as well. So now I'm seeing a good chunk of them posted on
TikTok, saying what pages, what people to follow, places, email addresses, whatever,
all websites where you can go and voice your opinions and add to it as well. Not that I
have, because I'm not a farmer. So it'd be a bit pointless of me getting involved in
it. But I wonder what Jeremy Parks is going to do with that then? He'll probably record
it and put it on Amazon Prime. You know, there's a way to make money for him, isn't there?
No, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it'll be interesting to see how much he actually, well,
the farmers actually get done with these protests because I just feel like the British people
are still too scared to do anything really. You know, you see these videos of when the
French are doing it and it's literally the motorways were shut off because there was
like, I don't know, say a hundred tractors just blocking the whole of the motorway, but
it's not going to happen now. You know, it's bad enough when the just stop oil protests
were in the street for half an hour. So I can imagine it kicking off because the farmers
have parked their tractors on the M6 on a Monday morning, you know, because I know I'd
be pissed off. I'm trying to get to size and they're all in the way and it's not my fault,
but the holding me up. It won't be as bad for me because I'm self employed, but with
other people that have got their office jobs and whatever, that's where it will affect
people. But I will be a bit of knowledge. Speaking of restrictions on the road as well.
Jesus. I mean, so it's Friday today as of this moment that we're recording and you know,
finished work earlier. I was hoping to finish a bit earlier, but didn't happen. So set off.
I'm out in the countryside. So the roads are a bit naff as they are, you know, up and down
the hills and that as well. So got into this one stretch of the road, loads of cars in
front, the la rear, this and that. So I'm just assuming there's a tractor, you know,
there's farms around, it happens for about five minutes. Stop, start, stop, start. Cause
you know, just crawling because all the cars and that thinking, Jesus, when's this tractor
going to pull into a farm or whatever. Eventually got around this corner and I could see the
front of this curve, a cyclist. I swear. I'm in the van on my own and I've started shouting
and you know, it's probably a quarter of a mile away from me. So it's not like you'd be
able to hear me if the window was down anyway, but cyclists on a country line, you know,
a lot of these country lines, you can just about beat two cars next to each other. So
this prick has the audacity to be honest, a country line holding up traffic cycling,
no, do it on a Sunday morning with the rest of your dickhead mates. Oh God, I was shouting
so much and I was hoping because we've got to the end of the country line as a roundabout.
And not that he should have been, but I was expecting him to go on this dual carriage
while I was back to my job. So I wanted to get up to him, not hit him. Well, I'd happily hit him
with my fist, but I didn't want to hit him with the car, but with the van. But I just wanted to
get close and just be with him because I just wanted to let him know he'd ruined my day or at
least that 20 minutes that I was behind. Yeah, because there's just no need for him. Yeah. And
again, say on a Friday, do it in the middle of the day, any other day, not at two o'clock on a
Friday. There's no need. And so, you know, yeah. And it's a couple of miles of this road as well.
So the only time we were speeding up was when he was going downhill and it's a lot of uphill,
the way that we was going. So we wasn't speeding up often. It's just absolutely ridiculous. Oh God,
hope he falls in a ditch on his bike. But yeah, that's a touchy subject. We won't talk about that.
I didn't have a puncture anyway. Yeah, there's just no need for it. You know, he's there with
all his gear on and that as well. I bet he was one of them nancies with the camera on the top.
Yeah. You know, just for when anyone does get a bit too close and then he's posting it on
YouTube and whatever. You're getting reported. Oh, fuck off. Get a life. Cracks me up, man.
I had one the other day. So the park that I walked the dog through, it's not, the pathway isn't
designed for cyclists. There's literally like a barrier in the middle where it's only like a foot
wide at the bottom. So if you want to cycle along it, you have to go around, like the U-bend sort
of thing, which is designed for the parents with bus chairs to walk around. And so I'm walking a dog.
Now, when I'm at the park lot, he's on the lead, but he's extended out, you know, so he's extended
out like three meters because he'll go sniff on the grass on this side and tattle around, go piss
up against the bin and this and that. I see this geyser, so clean towards me and he gets to this
barrier bit and he's practically having to get off his bike, wheel the bike through to get back on
it again, to carry on heading towards me. And he has the cheek to give me a look as if to say,
move the dog out of the way. And he's got his big head torch on and he's got all the gear and that.
I don't know. Literally no idea as well. And it's just like, no, this isn't a cycle path. Don't look
at me because my dog is being a dog, you know, and if he's in your way, cycle on the grass,
cycle around us on the grass. But no, it was early in the morning as well, so it was dark.
I say his head torches aren't showing up there. And yeah, I just said, mate, fuck off. And he
sort of looked back at me. I was like, just fuck off because it was too early to have a stupid look
like that because I just, well, I wish he would have said something like turn around and come back,
look back at me or something. Got his bonk stamped all over it, buckled the wheels, took his helmet,
buckled it off in the trees and made him walk to work. Because I'm guessing that's what he was
doing. You know, cyclists in general, I haven't got a problem with, you know, I used to roll more
bulk to get to. It's the full gear. It's just the way that the feel of the have to own the road.
Yeah. And it is the entitlement, you know, all this fucking bullshit these days. And even pay
road tax. Well, this is where it grinds me because if the paid road tax, yes, I understand a lot of
them do have a car and so the paid road tax on the car, but you should have to have a license for a
pedal bike as well. And fair enough, you're not really going to be able to have tests and stuff.
Well, you could have tests. But essentially there was a registration of sorts for a sort of a
bicycle. So a non motorized bike or again, including the electric box and that as well,
because a lot of them are lazy fuckers with the fucking electric box now. So registration of some
sorts, you know, like a little old day card, a license or something that you have to have insurance
and pay road tax. Because if a cyclist hits into me, I can't claim on my insurance because of them.
Yeah. They'd be able to claim on my insurance. Right. If I've hit them. Yeah. So it should be
a two way streets. Right. I think you would hate like the Netherlands for the cyclists. Yeah.
Because it is, I mean, it is mad. You're taking the kids to school and they've got like,
I don't even know what you'd like a trike outside and the kids sit in front,
like in this little trike, the old thing. And then they're just peddling. It's just mad. There's
more, there's more bikes than there is cars. It's just pandemonium. I think. And you get beeped and
fucking, you know, yeah. I think if we grew up and it was, it was already already in place,
it would be fine. But the fact that there's that much road work still going on to adding
cycle lanes and yet these people refuse to use the cycle lanes. It's just so annoying. Also,
I think it's too dangerous to have a nice bicycle now because you get some road man
and just takes that one road man. Doesn't it? Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah. But.
And do you, is he worth falling over a bike? That's what I'm saying. If you've spent free
grand on a bike. Yeah. Yeah. But then like you spent free grand on a bike, you're going to be
scared taken out because yeah, but these country lane part of that side. Yeah. They're going to
happily spend that kind of money on a bike. Otherwise, even like sell or keep man in the
morning with his head torch on. Yeah. I mean, he's wasn't an expensive bike. I don't think,
um, say it was dark. So I didn't really see, uh, but still look what I'm trying to say to him.
You, from your point of view, you said, told him to fuck off because he gave you a look.
Why would you even give someone a look? It's not worth it when you could end up damaging your bike.
It's like road rage in a sense, but road rage, I get a bit more because if something hits you,
you could possibly die as well. If he just bragged for the dog, your dog, sorry, and just let you
pass and carry on. It's nothing, but it's that escalation of. He doesn't know how I'm going to
react. Yeah. And why, why restart then when it just sunk so is trivial or something. Well, yeah.
But as well, I get the road rage because it is not so, it is a night in modern times, but your
story with the bicycle, like, you know, when someone cuts you up, it's just think, fuck me.
Just, if I was like going a bit quicker or if I was just doing this and he'd done it then different
story. But, uh, yeah, I just get with the bicycle, it is that intolerant man that why for me,
why I wouldn't have a nice bike is just a fear of something happening to it because of something so
stupid of just because you've got it. Yeah. I feel the same way. Yeah. Look, because obviously I've
always had fans. I feel the same way with that as well. I'd be annoyed if I had an expensive
noise fan or noise car and that, and then you end up having the accidents because I've never been
a fan of the finance side of owning vehicles and stuff. I've always just bought the man rolls.
So not that I ever spend a lot of money on vehicles before anyone gets the idea of thinking I'm minty
than that. No, but you just need a reliable fan, Danny, when it comes to a fan. I ain't bothered
about buying it. It's already got dents in and this and that, it's scratched up. I ain't bothered.
And then if anyone pumps into me, then I don't care. I've had it, uh, uh, I don't know if I was
in Warsaw or something years ago, but, uh, it was a weird junction anyway, cause it wasn't around
a bit, but it's like one of them big, well, sort of not a crossways, but a big traffic lot system.
And then there's lots loads of lines going all over the place. So as I've sort of looked,
followed the curve around to the left, um, the car in front of me, uh, just slammed on the brake,
slammed on the brake, literally for no reason. There was no one crossing in front of them.
There wasn't even a car that close in front of them. They've just slammed on the brakes.
So I'll hit onto mine, uh, not to a complete stop, but then the car behind,
they didn't react as quick as I did. So a little bit of a bump. So jumped out, pulled it up on the
curve, jumped out, hazard lights on, you know, you've got to let people know that you've had an
actual actual bump. So jump day, no damage to the van. Literally the bump has done its job.
It's took a bump. Wasn't, wasn't even that hard of a bump anyway, but, uh, yeah, a little bit of
a dent on the front of his car. I don't know if he was Romanian or something, but he's jumped out,
broken English and, uh, he was all scared. So, oh, sorry, sorry. It was all no damage to the van.
Your car, you got that little, I think it was like the license plate had cracked.
Something was all bad. You know, that's what, what's happened to yours. Well, you know,
do you want to swap details? And he didn't want to, and I was fine. I could have reacted over the
top and just started kicking off and add the details and whatever, but my vehicle was fine.
So, uh, and I think whether he had insurance or not, but I think he was glad that I didn't react
in that way. Yeah. You know, sorry, your story just reminded me. I was in the works van, which
is like a flatbed van for anyone listening. And, uh, I was out with one of the lads and someone
driving to the back of us and he hit the, um, the rear view lights in the back. Obviously just the
casing. Obviously it's only a couple of quid, 10 quid to get replaced. And, uh, we've stopped,
we've stopped the hazards lights on right boy, brought in the city center. So it was just fucking
manic as well. And he, we went, we've got out and he was a bit of an old boy of maybe
father, been to him that cause I was a two of us come out. And, uh, he was like, you just kicked
the van. It's like, did I, and then like, you're like, yeah, cause this is smashed on the floor.
Now, right boy, your car. And he's like, how much are you going to cost? And he starts like
trying to be part 60 or something like quid. And it was just like, Hey, just give us your number.
We're going to take it like to, um, not your car parts, but like the local version of that.
And just like, we're just calling, just send the money over. I think it was like 10 quid.
I don't know if he sent the money. I don't even think we asked him for the money. Yeah.
We're just like, yeah, it was some stuff to just get a panic. And I know when, uh,
especially when you're the one doing the damage. Yeah. Well, cause again, that remodeled me of
another time. So, uh, I feel like it was either during the lockdown or just after, uh, but
essentially I was, I've used the boy's car, went to Aldi, get myself some, uh, cheap home food.
So I parked the car up and cause I'm always forced to move my parking anyway. I've got to be
nice and straight in the bay and that make sure there's enough room for me to get out. And then
as long as a person who's parked up next to me has parked all night, let's make sure they've got
enough room to get in and out and whatever. So cars parked fine anyway. I've done the quick
little shock again. I know it was only a little shock because I didn't mind waiting, but essentially
I've come out the car that Aldi next to us was completely on the squiff. And then as I've looked
in core, the front of the car as well. So there was a big enough scratch and it was obvious cause
Lord she's got a black car. He had, uh, it was a silver Passat if I remember rightly, but anyway,
silver car, silver paint on the car. So I've waited, uh, for a good five minutes or so,
and I'm looking in the car because if it was, if it was the van, I know where paper and pen and
these and that to leave a note, but I couldn't find anything. I ended up finding, it was like a,
a cardboard packaging off of something that I just ended up ripping apart and found this pen,
wrote this note to say, you've hit the car. I've got it. Cause I took a picture of it.
So I wrote it to say, look, you've hit the car. I've got you license plate and that this is my
number ring. And we can sort it out. Um, and then just as I was about to put it on, I've seen this
old boy walking over with his trolley then, and, uh, I was like, your car, as he's getting towards
me, he goes, yeah. Yeah. I was like, mate, you've done this to the car. He's like, oh no,
I ain't done that. So you have, you can see the way that you've drove in. And plus you can see
the black paint, the way you've scratched it on the side of your car. And then the silver paint
on this car. So you've done that. Oh, so he's, he's panicking. I was like, mate, just give me
details. I'll say it's the wife's car. So I haven't got her insurance details to give to you.
So just give me your details and then we'll get it sorted from there. He was visiting family.
So he's Scottish from Scotland or Ronacla or not. Um, so yeah, he's visiting family from
Scotland and he just nicked into Aldi to do a little shop himself as well. So, uh, yeah,
he was all panicking. I got back and the wife weren't even bothered. Yeah. And then it was
down to muggings here to get the tea cut out and fucking. Tea cut it all out. Yeah. Got the worst
off, but there's still, still a few scratches. I've done a while bothered to be fair, because
that car's a mess. The fair play to her, she, she decides that she likes to give it a wash.
She tries every week, but it doesn't always happen every week. I need to wash more than a week.
It doesn't always happen every week. I need to wash more than this weekend actually,
because I know we mentioned it at the start of the episode, but yeah, the weather isn't the best.
Um, we haven't had a great deal of rain really, but it's just the little bit of rain that we do
have when you're driving on a motorway because the bands, what you know yourself, my car,
it just gives that horrible, like gray, stuff on the side of it. So I ain't bothered about the
band looking dirty, but it's the dirt on the headlights, which it's hard enough to see in the
dark early mornings at the moment with everyone else's headlights being so broad.
But yeah, I need to just clean them off and then it's the windows, because even though it's,
you look at it, it looks clear. Then because there's the grime on it, everyone else's
headlights behind just, you can't see it properly. So I'll need, I'll need to give it a look clean.
I'm not going to spend loads of time doing it. I'll just give it a quick clean. Um, you know,
old sponge and bucket job, a bit of washing up liquid.
Go to like,
I know what you can say. No, the, uh, car wash at the as the boy,
Now I'm going to say car wash. You know, when you just take it to like the BP and they've got like
the self car wash rings, you can just spray it. Yeah. Uh, so they've got that at the as the boy,
right? So the last time I went there, cause he ended up being a little, um, like a weekend
treat to go to the car wash, which I know sounds sad, but bear with me on this one. So what we'd do
is go to McDonald's, get a breakfast and then go in the car, uh, the car wash, cause it's the
drive through you're popular neutral. It pulls you through and that log. And so we'd have our
little breakfast while going through the car wash. So, uh, went to do it in the van, the one of the
days. And so I've got the roof rack on the top of my, and the geysers there, Lord, I know you need
to take that off. So take one off the roof rack. I went, what do you mean? Take the roof rack off.
And he was adamant that I needed to take it off. These fingers bolted and welded to the top of
the van. And I've been through it enough times before, you know, dozens of times before. And,
uh, it was, so he was a new lads that started working there because the other geyser that I'd
seen plenty of times before he was like just saying, sorry, it's not, you say he'd let me through.
And I'd literally got out of the van and I'm holding the roof rack rocking the van back and
forth to prove it's not coming off. It's not going to fall off. You know, what's the point
having a roof rack if it's going to fall off. So yeah, I was rocking the van that much. The
missy spilled her hot chocolate, I think she had over herself and she had the lid on. So yeah,
I'll refuse to take it to that one now anyway. And then the one at the SO petrol station,
they don't always have it switched on anyway. So I'll just never bother, but you know, I bought a
jet wash for all that reason to clean the van for itself. So, uh, yeah, I suppose tomorrow when I
get back from a little bit of morning grafts, that will be my job. It was a quick little spruce up,
get it, uh, awesome. Shawnee Shawnee. Um, but it'll be typical because every time I do it,
it starts raining and you watch, I'll do that tomorrow and it start raining.
But otherwise we did it last weekend. We went in her car, through the car wash, um, just as a
quick little one was, I mean, when you get the stuff out, it doesn't take long anyway. Does it?
No, no. Yeah. That'd be more weekends that drinking football, you know, football's back.
We had the FA Cup last weekend and now it's back to the premier league. So I'll watch a couple of
the games over the weekend as well. I haven't watched a football game for ages. In general,
you're not missing much, but, uh, yeah, watch more at the weekends. Uh, it's just on stuff.
There's not enough time to do anything. Um, well, speaking of Tom, the Tommy's getting on a little
bit anyway, and we do need to keep this one a little bit shorter than usual. Uh, so we should
go on to a couple of emails. Um, as always for anyone that does want to send in an email, uh,
it is real talking pod at gmail.com and, uh, the Twitter is at action JD, you know, slowly knows
the ends, um, YouTube's all the links are always in the description and that any questions, you need
some advice, uh, would you rather, um, or just comment something stupid or whatever, you know,
even if you want to, yeah, just, just, yeah, just email, whatever. Um, we'll read out literally
anything that you put. Uh, so yeah, uh, first one here is, uh, from Steve again. Thanks Steve.
Um, going a bit deep with this questionnaire. So he's asking if your partner cheated on you,
do you think you would forgive and move on?
Hmm. No, I was, I was, I was gonna, I was gonna try to get more like,
give them all content answer, but no, it just be,
I mean, it just, uh, maybe just too much. Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's hard to law
or try and know exactly what you do. What's the line with you with cheating, like a kiss,
because you get over a kiss. Uh, I mean, it's all about the context though. And it, because if he,
if he just happened, Lord sound and night, they're all drunk. And then it was a kiss
probably yet could get over it after a little while. But if it's constant load, text scene,
and he builds up to it and then that happens, then no, I wouldn't be forgiving that because
it's, you know, that's, that's where the betrayal is then, you know, um, I mean, I'm not a cheater
of how it happened to me in the past, but fortunately it was never with anyone that
was never with anyone that ever really affected me that much. So I don't think I was that really
bothered. I probably was at the time, but I dunno these days. No, I don't think it really affected
me. Do you reckon, um, Steve's going through something? Yeah, Steve, if this is a, if you need
how, if you need a bit of a voice, um, look on a serious one, if it is any bit,
I'm actually trying to be, you actually was as well. That's what I was like, but not
of what you were saying. If it is something that you're going through, I mean, you need a,
a shoulder to cry on in a sense. Um, just to, you know, just to, uh, uh, bro to talk to then, uh,
yeah, feel free just to give us a bit more clarity or something. Um, we're here for you, mate. Or
are you the one that's doing the cheating? Is this why are you trying to see whether you'd be able
to get away with it? Right. Um, that was no Steve. Oh, you were dirty dog. I mean, if you was a
puppet curse, you'd be into it. Uh, yeah. So thanks for that, Steve. Um, and then we do have a
couple more emails. I'll tell you what we'll do one more, do one more and then we'll, we'll leave
the rest for next week. So back to miles. Um, they've not caught up yet. Definitely not.
Right. We did ask the question last week of gender and age or whatever. Um, so, uh,
they're asking about the misfits boxing and if we could match up any two influencers for a voice,
who would we choose? So I think the most obvious one would just be to get out of the way with
Jake Paul and KSI. Just get it done because we can't be asked. I mean, the misfits, I didn't
watch any of that. I'll keep seeing, uh, I don't know who they are, but you know, just more of
these random people in, it must be locking someone's gym or something. And there's just
crowds of people right on the ring. Yeah. Just having like one minute rounds fighting each other.
Um, I know there was the one, uh, again, I don't even know his name, but he was in that
prison program that was on. Yeah, I know. Um, he's like, he's a white geezer and he's got
the braided hair and that, uh, but yeah, he, he knocked someone out that I saw the other day.
So keep seeing Bevo there as well. Yeah. I wasn't going, sorry, but yeah, it was. No,
I don't know. I don't know enough. Yeah. Influencers to say that really. I was going to say I'm the
same. Like I don't really follow influencers or whatever, you know, like, you know, it's people
like that. Yeah. The sidemen and stuff like that. I don't, but I would like to see, um, maybe speed.
Do you know who it is? Yeah. Yeah. Speed. I know I didn't see the, uh, any of the special or
well, I don't know if it was on a special, but, um, there was a, a spar between him and KSI
recently. Oh yes, there was. I think he knocked KSI down or something. I don't know. I just saw
little bits. No, didn't KSI knock him down? I don't know. Yeah. I just know that something along
them lines happened. But we spoke about this influencer, influencing boxing before. I don't
like it. No. I think it's, you know, it's, you know, me and you can both play football, but we're
not Christiano Ronaldo. It's, it's, I mean, cause he can be done. Doesn't mean it should be done.
Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, obviously thanks for your email. That, that for me, that there's not,
apart from, I don't really know a lot of people, I've never really been a follower of YouTubers and
um, I'd love to see, I mean, if we was to do it, like out of musicians, then, uh,
they'll be a good one. Yeah. Probably get, um, I don't know, see like Ali Murs against Sam Smith.
So, uh, them two would get on in the ring. That'd have to be a heavyweight,
but why aren't them with Sam Smith involved? Oh no. Yeah. Well, I don't know. It seems it's
heavyweight division, uh, rag and bone man against Sam Smith. But then what, what division would it
be? I know. So we've just said heavyweight, but you know, it's not going to be a men's fault. Is he?
I don't know. Demi D'Avato, is she? No, I think she went back to being a girl. Oh, I don't know.
So yeah, it would have to be two days. I hate when that, when that was a thing.
I know. But it still is a thing. But it's just like, you don't really hear about it now because
obviously you've got wars and farmer strikes. There's more important things going on. We've
all got our own shit going on. Um, so yeah, on that knob shot, uh, we shall leave that one at that
one. Uh, so yeah, don't forget sending your emails, uh, thanks for the ones that we have got on the
next episode. We will get the other ones out. It's just, we are on a bit of a time schedule today.
And, uh, yeah, we shall see you on the next one. Peace.