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Hi everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts

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Ash and JD.

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Right, it's all going off, eh?

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It is.

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Well, you know, you've been already going to the gym, so you're getting yourself in

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shape for a disconscription, so you're going to be fighting fit, ready for it soon, aren't

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you?

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Why, what's going on?

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Oh yeah, you don't keep up to date with the current affairs, do you, these days?

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No, no.

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No time being a dad is the mate.

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Well, as of a few days ago, depending on when you're listening to this, British people face

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a call up to fight in the 40 armed forces in the UK, if things escalate in Russia.

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Right, I have heard about this actually.

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Is there an age gap?

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Because I always thought it'd be 18s to 30s first, but it's not, it's 18s to 41, I believe.

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So any one of that age that's available.

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So I think there's an age cap.

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Yeah.

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So I don't know, maybe above 45, you won't get a call up.

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But yeah, we'll definitely be on the list.

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I wouldn't like doing that, you know, mate.

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Because you'd have no choice, don't you end up going to prison or a single war if you

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get called up proper.

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But can you imagine it though?

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So since this has been announced, I've seen endless amounts of videos of men just slating

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it saying that they're not going to accept, they wouldn't go and fight for this country.

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And they've all got valid reasons.

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You know, that it's the government's war.

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Whichever way you look around it, when you start deep diving into it all, it's the governments

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that are doing all of this.

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It's not a people's war, which to be fair, it never really is easy.

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It's always down to politics.

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Apparently there's oil there as well, which I don't know, that's Putin's thing to the

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dispute.

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You know, years ago, the Ukrainians were slated as some of the worst people in the world.

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And then because they were trying to get them into NATO and now Russia, see, Russia started

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doing their thing and it all escalated from there.

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But essentially, because our government in the UK doesn't look after us, why should we

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look after them?

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Is the general gist of what most of these people are saying.

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I think it just goes back to your...

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I had to word this, if you know where you're proud, where you're from, is that enough to

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want to defend where you're from?

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Well, if you would have asked me that question when we was, you know, 16 to maybe 22, the

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answer would have been yes.

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Because before leaving school, I only had two career choices in mind.

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It was either going to the army or get onto the tools and I literally got straight onto

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the tools.

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But since then, no, I don't feel like there's anything worth fighting for over here.

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Because everything's a shit show in general.

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And when there's ex-army personnel that are living on the streets, they're literally homeless,

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not being looked after, why would we, who can just about pay our own bills and live

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a life, go fight a war when they won't even look after ex-soldiers?

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I would say there would be probably some money benefits involved.

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It wouldn't just be you're up, you would get paid.

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But how can they afford to pay us to be conscripted into the fight in this war when they're sending

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all the tax money as foreign aid anyway?

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Yeah, I mean, yeah, it is.

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They can't pay the NHS staff.

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They're just replying back for years, yeah.

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But don't give me style on the NHS.

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No, that's for another one.

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Fuck you now.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what I would do, given it if I had that letter or whatever email, I suppose

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now.

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Well, I'd blank my phone call.

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Yeah, I was just like...

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I'd give the letter to the doctor, because he loves chewing on paper and that, and the

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email, it would just get sent straight to the spam folder, I think.

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Yeah, it is.

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It's a bit different from, I was going to say different wars, but I suppose the Iraq

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one was the same.

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It's just, you can't trust the purpose of it really, can you?

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Or the reasoning.

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Because none of it is completely transparent.

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And why let the armed forces get that low in terms of personnel?

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You know what I mean?

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From an army government point of view, if your numbers are low, you need that in case

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it's insurance.

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And that is the thing.

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I mean, we've been dropping numbers in the armed forces for years now.

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Yeah, the same.

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The same fucking everything.

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Yeah.

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NHS, fucking everything.

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So it's all going foreign out, I suppose.

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But yeah, if you had a choice though, mate, if there was like, right, you can be like

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infantry, you know, paratroopers or whatever the version of that would be.

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I don't know if they still jump from the planes.

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You know, if you could, you know, be in the Navy or the Air Force, which one would you

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take?

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Well, again, the other one would be the worst one as well.

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Yeah.

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So years ago, I would have wanted to have been on the front line.

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But now you wouldn't want to be because with the technology, the advanced weaponry of everything

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these days, you know, you've got no chance of being on the front line.

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And it's not like World War One and two, where you literally in the trenches.

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You know, it's too easy to you don't even need to be out in the open.

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You know, with the missiles and drones, yeah, all the drones and that it's just you can

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just be picked off anywhere.

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So I suppose that the safest place would be in a submarine for the Navy.

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That would for me, that would be the worst place to be because if anything happened,

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you are dead.

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Like literally even if the whole dead.

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Like honestly, yeah, but we're not trying to find the Titanic.

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No, no.

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That for me, that would hate submarine for three months down there.

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Oh, no, no.

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Well, so what would be your worst one then?

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On the front?

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Oh, no, really, because.

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Okay.

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Yeah, because it's just.

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Infantry would be your worst and submarine would be your best option.

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Yeah.

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It's interesting.

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Well, not this doesn't have to be a submarine, you know, just out in the ocean.

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I feel that you're less likely to be a part of any action.

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But no, I just overall refuse and let's be real about it.

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That's what we're all about.

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Can you imagine all of these snowflakes getting drafted off and all these roadmen that don't

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listen?

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Yeah, no, no, no, it's gone.

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It's gone.

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That just isn't going to happen.

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You know, the the younger generations to us lack respect.

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They don't know the left from the rights, the arses from their elbows, whether the male

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or female and what's up and down.

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So how are they going to listen to orders, hold a gun and go and fight against anyone

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else?

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And you think about the majority of these Russians, they're all like cage fighters in

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there, so they're actually willing to die for their leader where we won't.

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Do you think it'll get to that point?

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Because it wouldn't be UK, it would be NATO.

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So it's obviously it would be a long shot because obviously you'd have all the NATO's

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armed forces and then if there's a backlog, it wouldn't just be everyone from one country,

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obviously it'd be dividend.

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Yeah, it will be spaced out across all of NATO countries.

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But do you think it'll get to that?

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Do you think there'll be a war basically?

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I feel like there will be a bigger war than what's already happening because it is technically

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a war.

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But I don't think it would be like a world war.

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Yeah, I don't think there'll be mass destruction like how there was with World War Two essentially.

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It's a stuff thing, isn't it?

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As soon as one's losing and they've got nothing left, it's just nuclear then isn't it?

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Yeah, because if one side presses the red button, all the red buttons are getting pressed.

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Game over.

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Martian.

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That's it, yeah.

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We'll have to start waiting for those alien listeners of ours to come and save us then.

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That's right.

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Yeah, it's all madness.

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I just can't see it happening.

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How many people are really going to sign up for it though?

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I don't know.

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I reckon there would be, if it comes to it, if it comes to it, you know, and you was needed,

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I think you might have a different perspective on it in that moment.

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Obviously, you'll never know until it comes, but I think in that moment you might have

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a new perspective on it.

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It's a bit like, oh, you think about it, mate.

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They go, look, your family's gone.

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You know what I mean?

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Your dog's gone.

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Just...

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Now, I think unless our country got invaded...

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That's what I'm saying.

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So like, you could see, obviously, say like, they've, you know, run about rushing obviously

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the front of Ukraine and pushing towards...

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So if they were heading over and they were touching the British Isles, then yeah, I'd

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defend my vicinity essentially.

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I wouldn't accept the call up to be sent overseas to go and fight over in Ukraine or wherever.

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I'd turn that straight down.

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Yeah, I don't think there's enough money really to... worth sacrificing your own life, especially,

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you know, going back to when there's not a great deal worth living over here for anyway.

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So yeah, she would have...

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Yeah, there'd have to be things in place that if this happens, will change X, Y and Z or

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looking to change X, Y and Z.

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Well, you know, it makes you think why?

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Why won't they try and get some of these refugees signed up for it as well?

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You know, especially since a lot of them are coming from a war torn countries, but they

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are of war fighting age.

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Yeah, yeah, and all males.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So surely they should be able to recruit some of those, you know, as you'd love to think

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they'd be willing to graciously say thank you for putting us in homes and keeping us

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fed and entertained for free, you know, giving the green card, so to say.

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But I'm sure they won't get called off at all.

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No, they'd be the last.

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Yeah.

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But, you know, I could see a situation as well if a million British males got shipped

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over, then all these ones that are in these hotels and that put up for free would start

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running riot then.

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You know, it's bad enough as it is.

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I see a lot of these videos where they're, you know, they're trying it on with young

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girls and then it's a lot of the dads or whoever that are finding them down the streets and

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kicking off.

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It's just because they're not, is the word climatising?

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Obviously in their country that's probably okay.

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In terms of age.

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Yeah, I know.

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But it's like if you're trying to flee from somewhere to a certain country, you must then

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be like, right, this is their beliefs, this is their system.

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Yeah because you think about it, they're probably better off in soja.

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They probably have better time in jail than they would in their own country because they

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get fed, get a job, make friends.

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So yeah, but they're already a lot of being bored and that anyway, so they wouldn't need

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to go into, into what I'm saying in terms of if they did get locked up for any reason.

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I don't think to them it's a bad thing from where they've been because obviously you know,

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it's probably a dust in that, not so it's dust, but you know, you get a TVX box down

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the line.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's not hard, is it?

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It's not like the American ones.

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No.

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Yeah, I feel like we could go down a bit of a dark path.

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But now we're going to, we're going to switch it off.

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Yeah.

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So from literally one extreme to another, going off of a emailed question last week,

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I did tell you that I would have some fetishes ready for you.

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Yeah.

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Now I'm not literally going to pull out the old dildos or anything can start shoving them

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down your throats.

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Right.

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And on this podcast, we've established that getting pecked is gay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I was just crying out.

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What?

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That you wanted, you wanted your missus to do it didn't you?

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No.

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No.

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So I didn't spend long having a look at this, but I've got the top 10 most common fetishes

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to start you off with.

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Right.

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So I thought I'd just go through these because they're literally is.

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Yeah.

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I had to be a bit specific with the search because there was just lists and lists, pages

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and pages.

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So starting off at number one, the most common is the foot fetish.

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Now we've already gone over this.

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I don't like it.

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It's not my thing.

250
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And I definitely know it's not your property either because the amount of times back in

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the day you'd come out with the comment, did you see the size of her feet?

252
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Yeah.

253
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So the one thing that I used to hate going out with is when we used to go out is girls

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that used to wear shoes, knowing the shoes were uncomfortable and then just go around

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barefoot.

256
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Why?

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And that's what I really liked it when girls started wearing like fans and converse.

258
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Yeah.

259
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Just some comfy trainers and that.

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That's it.

261
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Cause no, and they had like the black soles from the duck.

262
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Yeah.

263
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The black feet and just the grimy pavements.

264
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Just no need for it.

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So as a brief for the foot fetish.

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Now some people love it.

267
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I know.

268
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Yeah.

269
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Yeah.

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And like socks and I can sense everything.

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Yeah.

272
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So the description for the foot fetish is the smell of raw feet does nothing, but makes

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you want to take a cold shower.

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Uh, I don't know.

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So apologies for anyone at home.

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This is a, it's the same list, but it's got different descriptions.

277
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The one that I had on my tablet had a description of why people loved it.

278
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So, uh, forget that.

279
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Well, he literally was, it was all the smell of the feet, the taste of the sweat on them.

280
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Some people love the, uh, like what you just says, the dirty feet and that as well.

281
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Yeah.

282
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It was strange.

283
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So since I haven't got that list because it was my fault rushing out this morning, not

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picking up the, uh, the tablet.

285
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So, um, yeah.

286
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Number two on there is voyeurism.

287
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So voyeurism it's the broader version of, uh, the, uh, cuckolding.

288
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So it is just either individuals or couples watching other people having sex.

289
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So that's like when you like, when I went to Amstam and you watch a live sex show, it's

290
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basically what it is, isn't it?

291
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Yeah.

292
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But it doesn't have to be, it's not paying to go to a sex show.

293
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Yeah.

294
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Just as a, you know, it's, it's one of those things, parties where people put the keys

295
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in the bowl and stuff and then you just all watching.

296
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Cause I did tell you about, I don't know if I said it on the podcaster.

297
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So when we went to Amstam, like you'd have these like, I'm not going to say in creep

298
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yard men, they're just men.

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They'd come in, set the back row.

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And then what normally happens is they'll have a show on like a sex show and then brief,

301
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a brief break.

302
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And then like, um, not like a comedy act that I have something in between.

303
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Yeah.

304
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Yeah.

305
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That's it.

306
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And then when all the, like, obviously what I was having when I was having the breaks,

307
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it would jump down a row or two rows.

308
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And then at the end he was at the front, just walking guys in front.

309
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Yeah.

310
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Just start off with a finish.

311
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Uh, and then, yeah.

312
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Number three was latex.

313
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Latex is just a bit of a, it's just, it's just dressing up, isn't it?

314
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In general, when you get to the more extreme version of it, when you've got the full on

315
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gimp suits, well, fair enough, if you, you, you're wearing like a skimpy little latex,

316
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one piece or two piece, whatever, but yeah, full gimp suit and that, um, I just feel like

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I'd feel suffocated or something because obviously they're always skin tight and I wouldn't be

318
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able to handle it.

319
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I'd be like talc, so like talcum powder, uh, constantly because I'd be sweating too much

320
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in there.

321
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It just reminds me of the scene from friends with Ross when he's got the leather trousers,

322
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the leather pants.

323
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And I'd feel like I'd be like that on the inside and I'd just, I'd be suffocated.

324
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I wouldn't be able to handle that.

325
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Also pointing out that friends, one of the most overrated TV shows ever.

326
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It wouldn't be made these days.

327
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It's a rubbish.

328
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So number four was domination of submission.

329
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That's when you are in the gimp suit in the submission form, I suppose.

330
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Well it's not just in a gimp suit.

331
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It's just, you can be naked and kicked in the balls.

332
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So what was that fucking safe word on a Euro trip?

333
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You know, do you remember that?

334
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,280
Yeah, because it was a long word.

335
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Yeah, it was like, why's this not enough?

336
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Yeah, underrated film that is.

337
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:35,320
Um, but again, yeah, I just don't see why.

338
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On the lighter side of it, we've just a little bit of blood tied up handcuffs on the bed

339
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and stuff.

340
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Yeah, same.

341
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When people literally just want to be tied and just, you know, melting wax on them and

342
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just getting, just pain.

343
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Why would you want to be in pain?

344
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Yeah, also, all I can think about is Scotty doesn't know.

345
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Don't tell Scotty.

346
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He was on there on TikTok the other day and I listened to the whole song.

347
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It was just banger after banger.

348
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We met there on his birthday.

349
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For anyone that hasn't or doesn't know what we're on about Euro trip.

350
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:21,040
So it was, it wasn't a sequel or a prequel, but it was from the same company as the Euro

351
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trip.

352
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Yeah.

353
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But yeah, Euro trip.

354
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So it was like American college students or high school that just graduated or something.

355
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Yeah.

356
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And he goes to visit, but he thought he was speaking to it.

357
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Yeah, how was he Germany that he thought was a man.

358
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Yeah.

359
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But yeah, they ended up going across Europe.

360
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Vinnie Jones is in it and a few other famous people, but yeah, just absolutely quality

361
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film.

362
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If you haven't seen it, it's just, just watch it.

363
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It's funny.

364
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During COVID I went back and watched all those corner films.

365
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Like, as you said, bro, a trip, American pie, another tea movie, just stuff like that.

366
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Cause they don't make them no more.

367
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No, no.

368
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And the ones that they do just the dead end.

369
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Yeah.

370
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Yeah.

371
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They all saw it.

372
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,760
They all saw it.

373
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Yeah.

374
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760
Yeah.

375
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760
Well tangent as we always do.

376
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,760
We, we carry on.

377
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Yeah.

378
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Body piercing.

379
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:22,000
I wouldn't have thought this is a fetish, you know, but you know, again, some people

380
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
do go a bit extreme.

381
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,520
They have the whole body's pierced.

382
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,520
Yeah.

383
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,600
But still is that a fish for someone else to admire on themselves?

384
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,440
Like the, like the fear now?

385
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,720
Does that make sense in what I'm saying?

386
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:41,800
Well, I suppose it probably can be for some because not necessarily, well, from previous

387
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:47,080
experiences the clitoris piercing wasn't really a benefit for me.

388
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:53,640
But then I know that some men do have their balance pierced and stuff, but again, I don't

389
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,640
know.

390
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,520
I'm not a female, so I don't know if that would feel nice or not.

391
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,520
Yeah.

392
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It wouldn't be for me.

393
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,040
Breasts and behinds, old dairy hairs.

394
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That's it.

395
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,800
So I think this is just, this is just a natural attraction.

396
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,120
This is just, this isn't really a fetish.

397
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,120
It's just what it is.

398
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,120
Yeah.

399
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,840
Because this, this was the same list on several, so it's this one.

400
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:24,400
So yeah, breasts and behinds, that's just standard, you know, so if that's, that's a

401
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,440
thing, then we're both kinky fuckers.

402
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:33,000
I won't ask your preference, that can cause an argument later.

403
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,800
Hair is at number seven.

404
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,800
No.

405
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,280
I'm talking about, is that the bush?

406
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,840
No, it was just hair.

407
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840
So...

408
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,600
It could be hairy armpits.

409
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,600
Yeah.

410
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,800
So it wasn't just the hair on your head or the pubic region.

411
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:53,160
It was literally people are licking the armpits and not shaving the arms and legs in general

412
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,160
and stuff.

413
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:59,560
But fair enough, each to their own, with their own personal whole gene, as we was talking

414
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:05,480
about the other week, I would do, keep myself trimmed up.

415
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:10,600
Definitely the armpit hair, because it just holds the BO sweat, a lot of the smell of

416
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,600
it all the time.

417
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,920
So yeah, I'm trying to keep groomed with that.

418
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:20,800
So I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to be, it's bad enough pulling beard hairs out of my tongue

419
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:26,160
some, you know, having a sip of the cup of tea and it's the tushies going into the mouth.

420
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160
So yeah.

421
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,960
It shouldn't be a fetish, it's just a weird list really, isn't it?

422
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,960
Besides...

423
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,240
But again, wait until we get to the other one, mate.

424
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:41,200
Cross dressing, again, that's just most of the younger generations now really though,

425
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,200
isn't it?

426
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:48,200
So can't really give much comment on that, although it's gay.

427
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:58,640
Now again, water, thunder and lightning, to me, it's, I didn't understand how people could

428
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,520
get sexually aroused from this as well.

429
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,440
So in general, most people like the sound of the rain and when there is thunder and

430
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,560
lightning, it's nice to listen to.

431
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,520
It is, especially going to wood when you go into bed and it's, you can hear the thunder

432
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:11,520
light in the rain.

433
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,240
Just a bit of background noise and that.

434
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,720
But I've really struggled to understand how people could get aroused from it.

435
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,720
Thank you to it.

436
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:25,520
Yeah, well, you know, trying to time it with a bolt of lightning or something.

437
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,600
I really don't get what some people have going through their minds.

438
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,360
But then number 10 on this list anyway was furries.

439
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:39,560
This is a relatively new one in the whole game of kinks and fetishes.

440
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:45,480
So it's when the people dress up as an actual furry animal, so like a dog or a cat.

441
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:51,520
So not just the weird, not just the weird gym suits as not with dog colors.

442
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,640
It's actually dress up as a dog.

443
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,640
Yeah.

444
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,360
Or look as a cat or a fox or whatever.

445
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:03,000
So furries is because the actual costume is a furry costume.

446
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,440
This is just taking cosplay to an extreme.

447
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:11,760
And none of them just seem like, just seem a bit strange down there.

448
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:17,720
Yeah, I think that kind of fetish for some people is stemmed too far from when they're

449
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:23,360
watching Bugs Bunny, Space Jam and getting a bit too into Lola Bunny.

450
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:32,160
Yeah, so, you know, that's to me, it's almost getting too close to the line of those because,

451
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:37,960
you know, it's like, are they looking at people's dogs while out on the street and thinking,

452
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,120
oh yeah, if that was a human dressed as that dog.

453
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:46,920
Well, you know, it's yeah, it's it's borderline.

454
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:53,240
Make sure I use the wrong words there, but it's it's borderline bestiality really that

455
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,320
is isn't it?

456
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,320
It's a strange one.

457
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,360
It definitely is a strange one.

458
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:05,120
No, I thought I'd found the same page as the other one.

459
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:11,880
Now, I did have a wrong and least basically, I thought I found the same one.

460
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,160
Apologies for everyone at home, but it is the real talking podcast.

461
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,200
You know, we do have the realist real problem.

462
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,200
Yeah, technical issues.

463
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,920
Do the old SpongeBob thing or something.

464
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,880
One done a deliver.

465
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,880
This cracks me up.

466
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,440
Why does every website have to just pop up with cookies?

467
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,440
Oh, yeah.

468
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,160
There should be a way just to sell it on your laptop.

469
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:41,720
So it just automatically clicks accept or whatever version or whatever cookies you want

470
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720
to use on it.

471
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,480
Yeah, you know, we can't use a website without you popping up.

472
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,480
Just accept it.

473
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:54,160
Now, yeah, this has got some of the ones on there.

474
00:26:54,160 --> 00:27:03,560
So some of the weird and just outright wrong fetishes now, which I just don't.

475
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,080
This really is strange.

476
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:13,120
Now I think we covered some of these before when we did go over the fetishes.

477
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:18,560
So I'm not going to go too in depth on them.

478
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:24,400
I think the old failure arousal and thought of how foreign damnation.

479
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,560
It's the names of them as well, isn't it?

480
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,920
It's just yeah, no, it's not.

481
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,920
It's not as simple as cook.

482
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:35,120
Yeah, just kick your balls off.

483
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,400
Yeah, there's no need for it.

484
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400
But yeah, it's the word.

485
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,400
No, it's awful.

486
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:46,600
Why would you feel aroused at the thought of being damned to hell or getting tortured

487
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:52,360
for well, I suppose that's the most extreme version of the BDSM's and isn't it just.

488
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,960
I think like another level.

489
00:27:54,960 --> 00:28:04,480
Yeah, all eternity getting slapped and just horrible BDSM stuff.

490
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,800
The arousal to insects.

491
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,960
It's just it's just weird, isn't it?

492
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,960
On statues.

493
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,480
Again, I just don't.

494
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,680
The one I thought people do cars down there as well.

495
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:22,080
Yeah, which I think that was on here as well.

496
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:28,320
Then elderly people would.

497
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,320
Outly people just matured.

498
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,320
Oh, yeah.

499
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,640
So we know what actually is in Tuna.

500
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,760
And then yeah, who looks at a tree and thinks, oh, yeah.

501
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,520
Imagine if you had a few of them like the rain, the tree.

502
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:47,680
Yeah, sitting underneath the tree during a thunderstorm.

503
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:52,720
I don't think that's a good idea though, is it?

504
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,720
But the weirdest one.

505
00:28:54,720 --> 00:29:02,040
Well, actually, it's hard to say which one is the weirdest one.

506
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:06,320
So coprophilia and that's the arousal to feces.

507
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,360
So that's people that want to get shit on.

508
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:15,080
No, you know, just pull your pants down, drop a big dump on my chest.

509
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,080
It's disgusting.

510
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,720
You know, it's always two girls, one coprophilia.

511
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,920
Yeah, what's it called as well when you're like getting pissed on?

512
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920
What's that called?

513
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920
Golden shower.

514
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
Golden shower.

515
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,920
I could see you getting into that.

516
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,920
No, no, no.

517
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,920
It's just a mess of it.

518
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920
You'd have to do it in the bath.

519
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
The golden shower doesn't get you shit on it.

520
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,920
And when no one pisses in the bath, we've established that.

521
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,600
No, we've established that you piss out on a trick, dude.

522
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,040
You know, you're just not being efficient enough, are you?

523
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,040
I suppose.

524
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,040
I don't know on that list.

525
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,040
Weirdest for the issues.

526
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Yeah.

527
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,040
Missing the bath.

528
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,160
So yeah, definitely the weirdest one was necrophilia.

529
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160
You know, dead people.

530
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,800
Yeah, that's a fucking weird one.

531
00:29:54,800 --> 00:30:01,200
I don't know why you would be into just a dead person.

532
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,200
No.

533
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,200
No.

534
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:08,280
I just feel there's too many, too many strange people out there, isn't there?

535
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:13,120
I mean, when does that opportunity come to for you to realise that's what you're into?

536
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,120
You'd have to just be working on them all.

537
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,120
Yeah.

538
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,120
Think, oh yeah, this isn't easy, dog.

539
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,120
They can't say no to the dead.

540
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,120
Cold though as well.

541
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:30,440
I mean, if you want a cold pussy, just get a flesh lot and don't put it in the microwave

542
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,440
or whatever.

543
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,440
Or on the radiator.

544
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,440
I don't know.

545
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,440
It is strange.

546
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:42,160
I think going off of that, it's just safe to say we are a bit too vanilla.

547
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:49,280
I mean, that's like that is like the strange, strange fetish in there, isn't it?

548
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:55,520
That is like, you know, there's I feel like there's pegging and then there's, you know,

549
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,520
and then there's that.

550
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,520
Yeah.

551
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:04,240
So yeah, what one are you going to try this weekend?

552
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,240
None.

553
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,240
None of them.

554
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,240
None of them.

555
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:15,480
So similar to the army question you asked me, if you had to have one of these fetishes,

556
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,480
which ones do you think you'd choose?

557
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,560
Boy, a boy origin, boy, say the word for me, mate.

558
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,560
Yeah, so you'd be a boy.

559
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,560
I don't know what.

560
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,560
Was it boy or is it?

561
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,560
Yeah, so it was boy origin, but I don't know.

562
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,560
Yeah.

563
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:35,640
I don't know what you'd call yourself because it's on here.

564
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640
So just watch.

565
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,640
Just watch people.

566
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,640
It's like a boy.

567
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,640
Yeah, so the fetish is boy origin, but I don't know.

568
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,640
I think that's like the safest option as well.

569
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,800
What would you do, mate?

570
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,680
It's definitely the safest option.

571
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,680
You did the animal, the animal, like one of them.

572
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,680
The furries, yeah.

573
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,680
The furries, yeah.

574
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,680
No.

575
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,680
I've got a big furry dog, so I'm not going to...

576
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,680
I wouldn't be able to go past it.

577
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:06,680
I can't even have him in the bedroom looking when we're about to make a sweet alert.

578
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,680
No, he has to stay out of the way.

579
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,680
So I couldn't do it, no.

580
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:20,680
Why isn't it just a safe one of just standard dressing up, you know, just the old nurse's

581
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,680
outfit and that?

582
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,680
Why aren't them the standard ones?

583
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,680
Those things, I've never done anything for me, and I had to dress up things.

584
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,680
Never have done.

585
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,680
It's not me.

586
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,680
Yeah, the school uniform's a weird one, ain't it?

587
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,680
Yeah.

588
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:42,680
I understand why it's in the majority of men's heads because, you know, when you're an early

589
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,680
teenager, you start to go through puberty, you know, your hormones are raging.

590
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,680
You've seen all the girls at school in the uniform.

591
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:56,680
So that's going to be impressed into the mind.

592
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,680
So it's always going to be sort of there, I imagine.

593
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:06,680
But it's a bit strange just going up to your missy's who's, you know, well past school

594
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,680
age anyway, and just saying, go on, get your old school uniform out.

595
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680
Yeah.

596
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,680
Just if they can still fit in you, that is.

597
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,680
Yeah, it's...

598
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680
No, it's weird.

599
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,680
I couldn't do it.

600
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,680
I couldn't do it, especially with our old school uniforms.

601
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,680
Get the blue blazer out, Bob.

602
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Get that jumper on.

603
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,680
Oh, God.

604
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,680
Get your old PE shorts on.

605
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,680
No, I couldn't have it.

606
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,680
No.

607
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,680
I could not have it whatsoever.

608
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,680
So we are pretty...

609
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,680
Yeah, just plain, any...

610
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,680
I mean, don't get me wrong.

611
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:47,680
I'm not saying I just log in missionary style, but, you know, it's...

612
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,680
Yeah, I'm not venturing out onto any of those.

613
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,680
I'm not going to start going dog in or incorporating.

614
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,680
Dog in is a weird one, isn't it?

615
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Because why wouldn't you just go to a sex club if you want to have sex with strangers?

616
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,680
Why do it outside?

617
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,680
It must...

618
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,680
Or is that the thrill of it?

619
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:14,680
Yeah, I think it must be a part of it, because there's the potential of getting caught,

620
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,680
like the place turning up or something.

621
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,680
Yeah, it's like a thrill factor for it.

622
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,680
Yeah, but I don't know why you'd want to do it, especially in the cold weather and stuff.

623
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

624
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,680
And in the woods...

625
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,680
Or the rain.

626
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,680
Unless you've got one of those that are finished with the rain.

627
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,680
Yeah, yeah, if you've got the rain fetish, yeah.

628
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:38,680
But no, it's... yeah, in the woods, in the dirt and all that, you know.

629
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,680
That's why I always... why wouldn't you just go to a sex club?

630
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,680
Yeah.

631
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,680
But yeah, probably is that the thrill.

632
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680
Yeah.

633
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,680
The thrill.

634
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,680
But no, not too much excitement in my life.

635
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,680
What was that?

636
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,680
Too much excitement in my life, obviously I was being sarcastic.

637
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,680
Yeah.

638
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,680
No, so we'll move off of all of that.

639
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,680
As I said, that was from an email last week.

640
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,680
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641
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,680
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642
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:20,680
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643
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:28,680
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644
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:33,680
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645
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,680
And then, yeah, as always, log, share, subscribe, download.

646
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,680
Yous all know what to do.

647
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,680
Yeah.

648
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,680
Yeah, and keep doing it.

649
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,680
Keep sharing it out.

650
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:48,680
So, on to the emails anyway then.

651
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,680
I'll start off with James.

652
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,680
My little mate James.

653
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,680
So he's still dodging the question a bit.

654
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,680
Right, because he's the one who told you Batman knew any of the shit.

655
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,680
Yeah, he's a little Hall fan.

656
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:06,680
And he hasn't said where he's from, he just says on Scouse, Provence, Through and Through.

657
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680
Scouse then?

658
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,680
But I bet he's...

659
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,680
No, he's...

660
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,680
No, he's on the outskirts.

661
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,680
He's a Hall fan.

662
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,680
He's from the real world.

663
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,680
He's a Hall man, he's not like living by...

664
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,680
I think he's proper, right in the middle of Merseyside.

665
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,680
Nah, he's not, he's not kind of a...

666
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,680
Like, where in one sense, or MX95s, wherever you're from.

667
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,680
No white socks, not allowed.

668
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,680
Just fucking...

669
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,680
Yeah, nah, he's definitely...

670
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,680
Nah, he has.

671
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,680
Nah, he's not.

672
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,680
So what's James saying?

673
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,680
So he just says on Scouse, Through and Through.

674
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:49,680
So Jim is the British Glazer, so he's still trying to give me a bit of stick about my inaltive.

675
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,680
I ain't holding any faith at the moment.

676
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:58,680
We've had a little bit of good news with some of their activity this week.

677
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,680
Taking Berada from Man City.

678
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,680
But it's just all a bit too fishy to me.

679
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:09,680
They've got the 115 allegations floating over the Reds.

680
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,680
I feel like he's just jumping ship.

681
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,680
He's been there for over 10 years.

682
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,680
He's been a part of these so-called allegations.

683
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:23,680
So I feel like he's trying to just leave that before it all comes back to biting me in the arse.

684
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,680
And our James is Liverpool fan, isn't he?

685
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:34,680
And obviously news out today that Jurgen Klopp is obviously finishing at the end of the season.

686
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,680
He might retire for good, but he said he's not going to work in England again.

687
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,680
He just needed some time off to have a break.

688
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,680
So I've not seen any of this.

689
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,680
He'd be a bit worried about that.

690
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,680
So he's gone away.

691
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,680
How was that one?

692
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,680
It was amazing. I thought I was in the room with Jamie Carragher.

693
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,680
Oh God, Lord of Fleming that one.

694
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,680
He needs to swallow sometimes, Danny.

695
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,680
Hey, hey, calm down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

696
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,680
Harry Enfield quality.

697
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,680
So James, we want to know exactly where you're from.

698
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,680
Don't give us your bird's eye.

699
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,680
Give us your bird's eye.

700
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,680
I'll just rock open his door.

701
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,680
I've got half of your guns.

702
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,680
Yeah, tell us where you're actually from.

703
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,680
Don't be around the bush because you're not on the docks.

704
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,680
James, I know where you're from, mate. Honestly.

705
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,680
No.

706
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:35,680
But yeah, we'll see what happens with Sergium.

707
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,680
Rat.

708
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:44,680
As the diehard listeners do know, I wanted a 100% sale.

709
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,680
Whether it was Qatar or anyone else.

710
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,680
I mean, all that was bucks.

711
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:57,680
The Glazers report saying that Qatar didn't give any evidence that they had the funds for it.

712
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,680
They've got the money.

713
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,680
Yeah, it's just bullshit.

714
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:08,680
It's just because they can't, obviously their wealth is like inherited in so long from oil and just governments.

715
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:16,680
But you think we've because they had the company doing all the legal side of the transaction and that.

716
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:25,680
So there would have been emails back and forth asking for proof of wealth, intentions, what they want to do with the club and all that.

717
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:31,680
So my other just for this was a better deal because I still get to obviously take money from the club.

718
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,680
It's the Glazers didn't want to sell.

719
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:44,680
And then Jim's the best option to, you know, he's given one point three billion and they're still going to get profit from the club as well.

720
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,680
Especially if the super league does happen.

721
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,680
It's just going to be ridiculous.

722
00:39:50,680 --> 00:40:03,680
But I'm holding out a bit of faith, you know, he's making some moves, as I say, with the Barado, you know, some of the higher up staff that he's looking at bringing in.

723
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:14,680
But, you know, it's still a we're still not five years away before if things go wrong, it's still probably five years before getting close to winning the Premier League again.

724
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:21,680
And, you know, we've established that Mark Goldbridge does does listen to this podcast.

725
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,680
I think he's got some of his team listening as well.

726
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,680
Just get him on.

727
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:29,680
Look, honestly, I've got the receipts to back it up.

728
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,680
So, yeah, James, let us know what the sketches, man.

729
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,680
Where are you? Where are you from?

730
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Really? I reckon it's Merseyside.

731
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,680
100 percent.

732
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,680
I don't have any.

733
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:45,680
Not having, you know, I want like a picture of him holding up the Liverpool Echo or whatever.

734
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:53,680
Standing standing on the docks in the in the shopping centre or something because I don't have any.

735
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,680
Not bollocks, lies.

736
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,680
But yeah, thanks for email, James.

737
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,680
Yeah, thank you for that.

738
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:09,680
So we've got an email from Abby and she's asking, did a teacher ever try to embarrass you in class?

739
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,680
But you had a brilliant response.

740
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:21,680
Oh, so the one that came to mind when I read it the other day was

741
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:28,680
I think we were still in year seven or it might have been year eight, but it was still early in our secondary school anyway.

742
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:37,680
So when we had the the form, the first period where you was with your form class, you do your register and whatever.

743
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,680
For whatever reason, that day in particular, it was substituting.

744
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,680
So as the coordinator of the register says, oh, Devlin, any relation to Paul?

745
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:55,680
So for anyone that doesn't know, Paul Devlin used to play for Birmingham City Football Club as well as other football clubs.

746
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:01,680
Not many, I don't think. Yeah, his mainstay was at Blues anyway.

747
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:08,680
And the class, it mustn't have been year seven because you probably would have remembered.

748
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,680
But yeah, the teacher says, yeah, any relation.

749
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,680
I was gone, yeah, he's my uncle. Oh, really?

750
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:20,680
I went, no, he's not. And everyone was laughing.

751
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:28,680
You know, it was one of the one of the proudest moments of school, really, because I wasn't really open or anything, to be fair.

752
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,680
I wasn't this confident person that you're all hearing and see at home.

753
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:40,680
I was quite close up, really, just the kid that got bullied all the time because they were all cunts.

754
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,680
So, yeah, that was just a quick, quick witty.

755
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:51,680
I've got nothing for that. None of them have tried to embarrass you and you were like, fuck off, you're pretty cool.

756
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:56,680
Well, not like you had a quick response.

757
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,680
No, no, no, no.

758
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,680
But again, because you was relatively quiet as well in school, weren't you?

759
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:09,680
Yeah, nothing comes to mind. It's always when they're not like after and you have a think about it or something,

760
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:19,680
something quite possible. The one thing I never understood with school is so, you know, let's call it the Nordic kids and the little shit.

761
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:25,680
You know, of course, of course, trouble. The one day that they're good.

762
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:31,680
Teachers go up to that pupil and go, I heard you've been good today. Well done. Keep it up.

763
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,680
Yeah, it's one fucking day. Yeah, it's one fucking day.

764
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,680
How about the people that's, you know what I mean?

765
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,680
They've been doing it all year round. That's the thing that's yeah.

766
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:45,680
Well, that's from my experience anyway. But no, sorry, I haven't.

767
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,680
I can't answer that. Nothing comes to mind at the moment. But thanks for your email though.

768
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,680
We really appreciate it.

769
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,680
Well, yeah, I don't think there was really anything else.

770
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,680
That was just what first popped to mind. Yeah. It was just a funny one.

771
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,680
Because it was so long ago, wasn't it?

772
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:07,680
Yeah. Well, as I said the other week, I struggled to remember a lot of stuff that's gone on hold.

773
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,680
Definitely people as well.

774
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:18,680
And then. So we got an email from Jess again as well.

775
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:24,680
Hi guys. How do you politely say no to someone who asks for your number?

776
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:33,680
Oh, I mean, I don't. Sorry, I put the mic down there because I saw the dark out.

777
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,680
Sorry about that. He's trying to jump on my lap.

778
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,680
Just one of these flussies.

779
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:49,680
I don't think there is a polite way. I would say that if you have let him on, that's then.

780
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,680
Do you know one of them ones? When you know that you're never going to be interested.

781
00:44:53,680 --> 00:45:07,680
Yeah, I think first place. It can be easily misread as a situation for men with politely from women from the opposite gender.

782
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:14,680
But for me, it's an easy, easy get out now because I've got the old band around the finger, the wedding ring.

783
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:23,680
I'll give a little tap off. Sorry, love. Taken. I'm off the market.

784
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:31,680
Otherwise, you just got to be honest. Yeah, I think it's just honestly because just say or just like.

785
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,680
Well, because you can be a bit too honest in this sort of circumstance.

786
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:44,680
Now, so I don't know if you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just like say you've got a fella.

787
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:50,680
I was going to say the main thing would be people like to marry. Don't be an asshole.

788
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:56,680
Yeah, I think if it's like you in the club and someone comes up, you can say, sorry, I'm just not interested.

789
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:03,680
That's it. Don't. But if it's something that maybe I know a friend and not maybe he's trying to catch feelings bit more.

790
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,680
Yeah. Then you then it just needs to be like, literally, you were a friend.

791
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:13,680
That's it. Well, to be fair, you're already a friend. You should already have the number.

792
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,680
So I imagine this is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah.

793
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:22,680
So when you're in the closet, I'm just not. I don't know if that's what I'm just saying.

794
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,680
I'm not interested. That's suppose just now.

795
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:33,680
It's. Don't worry about it, hon. Yeah, I mean, I just said I appreciate the gestures.

796
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:39,680
And yes, I don't be an asshole about it. Don't go fuck off your console or whatever.

797
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,680
Just just put off. That's all I know. Yeah.

798
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,680
I think just like, yeah, sorry, I'm not interested.

799
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,680
Just as I lie inside with someone if you're not anyway. Yeah.

800
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:58,680
But yeah, yeah, just just say thanks for your time and effort for coming over and asking for my attention.

801
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:07,680
But unfortunately, I cannot give it to you. Yeah. Yeah.

802
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,680
And because he would walk away like that, like, makes me want to more.

803
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,680
She was so polite. Yeah. You know, well, here's my number anyway.

804
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,680
Just in case things change, you know, you change your mind or anything.

805
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,680
Just like I doubt my circumstances would change.

806
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:30,680
Please leave my vicinity while I'll continue to drink and I'll reject your offer.

807
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,680
No, well, thank you for the email. Yeah. Yeah.

808
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:42,680
So the one that I did want to say for last is new one who.

809
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:48,680
Inspired today's topics of the miles. Yeah, we got all miles on the molly boy.

810
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,680
He was going through. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

811
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,680
And so again, he's still a little ways behind.

812
00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:00,680
So he said, who taught what the hell that's mad.

813
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,680
Learn something new every day.

814
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:09,680
So he's referencing to when we give the advice of how to properly walk the walk.

815
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,680
Because you have to do it properly. You can't have any food stains in your underwear.

816
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,680
And yeah, well, we spoke about on previous podcasts.

817
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,680
If you don't know, go back and listen to it.

818
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,680
To be fair, I think there's two or three episodes where we give this advice.

819
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:28,680
So he's asked, have we got any more hygiene tips? Right.

820
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:34,680
So for me, as I alluded, as I mentioned earlier, I always like to keep groomed,

821
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:39,680
keep the armpit hair shaved just for the smiles and stuff, because.

822
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,680
No one looks to want to smell a beer around them.

823
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,680
Yeah, it's all in the gym. That's the worst when you're trying to work hard as well.

824
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:52,680
Yeah, in the gym, it's more acceptable because everyone should be sweating.

825
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,680
If you're not sweating, you're not working out.

826
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,680
I don't need your excuses. No beer beer is just stale sweat. Yes. Yeah.

827
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:05,680
So if the fresh not been working out for a little while, it should be fine. Yeah.

828
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:11,680
But if you're walking in before you've even done anything and you smell no sweat, then yeah, it's wrong.

829
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:16,680
It's not good. So I'd say yes, the main one would be cleanliness.

830
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:20,680
Just keep clean. Make sure your teeth are brushed.

831
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,680
You know, I'm just trying to think. Do I do anything?

832
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:34,680
Everyone has a, you know, a shitting routine in terms of, you know, how long to spend, how many folds of paper.

833
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:45,680
You know, I've you know, I sit, then I stand. That's just my way.

834
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,680
I'll just find it weird. I don't know why you'd stand up.

835
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,680
I'll get it. You're you're happy with that.

836
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:57,680
I'll start sitting down and then I always finish off standing up.

837
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:01,680
So it's weird. I'm just trying to think.

838
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Do you ever just randomly throughout the day think, right, I'm just going to go wipe my bum.

839
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,680
I'm not food. I'm just going to give it a little wipe.

840
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:16,680
But like, oh, what the good. Tactical wipe.

841
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:25,680
A re-wipe. Just a tactical re-wipe. So I've never thought of a terminology for it. But every now and again, it's mainly a hot day.

842
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,680
Oh, yeah. I'm a bit sweaty. A courtesy wipe. Yeah.

843
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:35,680
So if I go to the toilet, I'll just get a little bit of tissue and just give my arse a wipe.

844
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,680
Just to make sure. Because you know what it's like. You're sweating and you're unsure.

845
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:48,680
Yeah. Just plodding on with your day. You know, you you give it a little trump here and there as well. So you just have to make sure that nothing's come out.

846
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:57,680
But yeah. So do you ever do it then? Yes. Good. But only in my own house. I never if it was out, I'd never go and do it.

847
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:03,680
So if the silo I was hot in my house, I would do it. But never if we're out.

848
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:11,680
If you was, let's just say you've gone to Dratterman for the day, walking around sweating and that.

849
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:16,680
You wouldn't go into the cubicle and just have a quick tactical wipe then. No.

850
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:23,680
Because for me, you know, I like to be sitting down. Yeah. You're already in the prime position.

851
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,680
But when I'm in places like that, I don't stand.

852
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:36,680
Would you not clean the toilet seat with a bit of tissue first? I mean, we've we still I could stand and do I mean, that's how I finished.

853
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:41,680
But no, just that's just not me. I don't know.

854
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:50,680
No, I do it on holiday as well. Yeah.

855
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,680
No, I don't think I would.

856
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,680
It's not a common thing that I do. It's not like a daily thing.

857
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,680
Yeah, I know what you want about it. I know what you're referring to.

858
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:08,680
Yeah, it's just how you feel. Oh, it's a little bit moist in between the arse cheeks.

859
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:14,680
Little wipe. Refreshing off. I'm trying to think. Is there anything

860
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:20,680
like that, that obviously to answer Mozi's question, but I think it's the same.

861
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,680
I'm just going to stay clean.

862
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:29,680
Yeah, we're about to start in the office.

863
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:35,680
Me, I like to brush my teeth two times a day. Yeah, you got to make sure your teeth are clean. With mouthwash.

864
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:41,680
Again, with cleaning your teeth, do you have the same order the way you go around your mouth?

865
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,680
Yes, pretty much. Always start off on the front.

866
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:51,680
Move to the left. Go all the way to the right.

867
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:57,680
Then I open my mouth. I do bottom right. Back of the front. Bottom left.

868
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:04,680
Then I go to the top left. And because I've got me one wisdom tooth that's grown out of the funny angle,

869
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:09,680
I'll give that extra bit of attention around that just to make sure there's no hidden bits of food there.

870
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:16,680
Then continue back. Top left. Behind the front teeth. And then top right.

871
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:21,680
Yeah, it's pretty much the same. And then I finish off with the front teeth again, just as a final.

872
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Because that's the teeth that everyone always sees.

873
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:31,680
Stuff like that. I just never think I've got it. I wonder if everyone else does it the same.

874
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:39,680
Also, do you put roll-on on? If you used to use roll-on, would you use roll-on then deodorant or deodorant then roll-on?

875
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:46,680
Because I roll-on. Obviously, I like the roll-on and the sprays where it's invisible so it doesn't stay on your clothes.

876
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:48,680
Yeah, yeah.

877
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:55,680
So I don't need to deal with that. All my life, I've always put the roll-on, then sprayed.

878
00:53:55,680 --> 00:54:01,680
Because I get up early, I just didn't have to go to the gym a bit earlier. I just sprayed and I was like, do I just roll-on that?

879
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,680
And I didn't because I thought, it's just fucking weird now.

880
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:10,680
Well, yeah, you've been doing it roll-on. You put the roll-on on first, then you'd spray.

881
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,680
Because if you're spraying then rolling up, you're rolling...

882
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:21,680
But when you're just rolling the essence more and with it, the same way that you just roll-on sprayed stuff. Do you know what I'm saying?

883
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:25,680
Yeah, I feel that to me, the roll-on would be wiping it off.

884
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:32,680
Oh, I've got a little tip for you actually. I always spray aftershave on the back of my neck.

885
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:40,680
Because you know when you're talking to people in a loud environment, you're always facing their back. So that's a little tip actually.

886
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:45,680
Yeah, I've never done that. I'll do it on the sides of my neck.

887
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:52,680
I'll put it on the back of my neck going down. So like where you know if you had a colour, it'd sit on the back of your neck.

888
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,680
Why does someone spray it on the bollocks as well?

889
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,680
I don't know.

890
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:08,680
I just don't get that because I've kissed ladies' necks before and it's covered in perfume and you get that horrible taste in your mouth.

891
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:22,680
So why would you then think, oh it's going to be a good idea to put this smell on my bollocks so then if I'm lucky enough that she's going to lick my balls, she's going to taste the aftershave as well. I just don't get it.

892
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,680
Taste the savage.

893
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680
A bit of juke.

894
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:36,680
Oh, that's another thing as well. I always have. I don't know if I have. I wouldn't say she has to say, but I have every day aftershave.

895
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:50,680
So everyone gets the juke curlesy one for Christmas, well I do for years, and the Versace blue jeans. So they are my everyday work ones.

896
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,680
And then, yeah.

897
00:55:52,680 --> 00:56:11,680
See, for work I don't tend to put on aftershave because I'm just in a dusty environment and working away and most of the time it's just me and then whoever I'm working with. So I don't smell nice for anyone really.

898
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:16,680
But yeah, I do know what you're saying. I've got the cheaper ones and then I've got more expensive ones.

899
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:23,680
So if you can just go and shop and you put the shit one on, but then if you go in for a meal or for some drinks. Out, out.

900
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:38,680
So yeah, for me and for Mo, a little aftershave on the back of the neck. Especially if he's singing and he's speaking to ladies. Or all men, we never know. Or both. We've established kids now.

901
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,680
Or all the other genders. Any of them.

902
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:47,680
Well we're not assuming he's a man actually. I'm sorry for this. To be honest, yeah, I don't know.

903
00:56:47,680 --> 00:57:07,680
I'd say, so, other than the obvious of keeping clean anyway. So yeah, Ashley's little spritz on the back of the neck.

904
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:23,680
Mine would be, keep your nails trimmed. Now I'm saying it when I need to cut my nails. But nails cut, keep them short. And depending on what nail clips you've got, use a nail file.

905
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,680
Right, oh yeah, I don't use, yeah.

906
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:32,680
Because if you're cutting games not neat, then you need to just use a file just to smooth off those bad boys afterwards.

907
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:45,680
There's nothing better for me when my girlfriend cuts my nails. Because I'll ask her to do it. And she'll fall them and everything. She'll do my toenails, cuts my fingernails, falls them.

908
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,680
I don't know why I didn't expect this from you to be honest.

909
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,680
She loves it?

910
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,680
You just get full on pampered, don't you?

911
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,680
She loves it. I love it when she does it.

912
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,680
I could just imagine you there with the little toe separators.

913
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,680
Oh no, no, no.

914
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:04,680
I'll bet you do. Go and tell your separators and she's buffing them up and everything.

915
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:11,680
One time though, I went to her and I said, what did you do here? She's like, yeah, I had a face mask on.

916
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,680
And then she pissed all over you.

917
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:20,680
It's coming over now, I've had this face mask on and I'm like, so chilled.

918
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:29,680
No, we was on about the face mask the other week, weren't we? Because my missy's got your missy's son as a little gift.

919
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:37,680
I've done them in the past, but I feel like such a waste of money if I was to do one now because I can only do the top half of my face.

920
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:42,680
And the eyes, you never get the bit that you really want, which is like the bags under your eyes.

921
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:47,680
I give up trying to get rid of my bags years ago.

922
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:52,680
Have you ever done the black face mask where it gets the heads out and stuff?

923
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,680
Yeah.

924
00:58:53,680 --> 00:59:00,680
Again, I did it once, but I think because I got one of the cheaper ones, it just didn't really do much.

925
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:06,680
But to be fair, I've never really been that clogged up. Like me balls, I haven't really been that clogged.

926
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,680
Mate, have you seen his fucking finger?

927
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,680
I didn't want to speak about your mate.

928
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,680
My fucking friend, yeah.

929
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,680
Honestly, I've six my girlfriend pops some spots as well for me.

930
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,680
I can't. Can't stand some brawls.

931
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,680
Lord, do you get them on your back often?

932
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:28,680
No, literally I don't get them. Not often.

933
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:39,680
So from time to time I'll have one, Lord, but it's such an enjoyment for my missy's if I say, can you get these on me back?

934
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,680
Yes.

935
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:44,680
Because it's normally as I've gone into bed as well.

936
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,680
So Lord, it's on my stomach.

937
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:52,680
She's there, Lord, straddled over me. Prime pagan position.

938
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:57,680
I'm never that lucky, mate.

939
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,680
She won't put the big lights on, so the ceiling lights.

940
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,680
Yeah, it could be the phone.

941
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,680
Yeah, the torch on the phone.

942
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,680
But then because she's trying to use both hands to pop the spot.

943
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,680
Yeah, you have to hold the phone.

944
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,680
No, she'll hold it in a mouth.

945
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:24,680
So all I keep hearing all the time is because she's leaning over me instead of Lord, I'd say, well, no, she has to fucking, Lord, crouch over me sort of thing.

946
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:28,680
Just inhaling the saliva that's dribbling onto her phone.

947
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:29,680
Oh, Jesus.

948
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,680
My partner thinks she's a surgeon when she sees a spot.

949
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:39,680
The torch is out, the tweezers are out, especially if I've only grown out.

950
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,680
OK, now she loves it.

951
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:49,680
Because I'll get them on my legs sometimes as well, also just look around the calves and whatever.

952
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:53,680
And certain areas I can't get to.

953
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,680
And it's so sensitive when trying to get that.

954
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,680
But yeah, she'll get the tweezers on them sometimes as well.

955
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,680
She's not too rough, not digging in and stabbing.

956
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,680
What are you doing, man?

957
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:05,680
Well, times have changed.

958
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:09,680
You can't lay a hand on them now, can you?

959
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,680
I will say this, though.

960
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:14,680
This is the worst spot I've had in my life.

961
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,680
I'm not fucking here.

962
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,680
Kylie keeps fucking me.

963
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,680
But it's been there for about a week now.

964
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,680
Just water.

965
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680
Just need to stop messing with you.

966
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,680
I had a...

967
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,680
Have you put any toothpaste on it?

968
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,680
No, I don't think that works.

969
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,680
I know it's...

970
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,680
No, I've done...

971
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,680
I had a towel.

972
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,680
I had a towel put on it.

973
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:38,680
Nothing, mate.

974
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,680
Honestly, it's not budging on my overall fucking twin.

975
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,680
Just going to stop playing with it.

976
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,680
I can...

977
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:48,680
Anyway, anyway, yeah.

978
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,680
So, yeah, thanks for the email, Miles.

979
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,680
I appreciate it.

980
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:57,680
It's funny because you think in six weeks or something,

981
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:03,680
they'll catch up to this point, but I've read my emails.

982
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:04,680
So we'll wait for that one.

983
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,680
Unless you listen to new ones and then going back to older ones to catch up.

984
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,680
I don't know.

985
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,680
But yeah, on that, popped pimple.

986
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,680
We'll leave it there.

987
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,680
Well, unpopped pimple.

988
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,680
Spot on, mate.

989
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,680
Fuck you, man.

990
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:22,680
All over the place.

991
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:26,680
It would have thought we'd start off about going to war and finish on...

992
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,680
And complain about spots.

993
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:32,680
This is what we would have hoped for.

994
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:36,680
So hopefully yous have enjoyed it as much as we have.

995
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,680
And as always, appreciate you.

996
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,680
Give the logs, the downloads and all that.

997
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,680
Yous know what to do.

998
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,680
And yeah, keep the emails coming.

999
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,680
All the questions.

1000
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680
We love you.

1001
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,680
We're here for the advice.

1002
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:55,680
And yeah, it's been a little bit of a long one again, but you know, it is what it is.

1003
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,680
So we'll see you next time.

1004
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:19,680
Peace.