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Hello everyone, welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your

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host Ash and JD. So we're still here, brave the cold front. It's been a bit colder than

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normal to be fair, which, you know, for the non UK listeners, you know, usually anything

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below sort of minus three, four, it's an extreme weather for the UK, well, it's not a UK, you

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know, general England. Yeah, more Scotland probably. Yeah, Scotland and Northern Ireland

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and that, they're used to it, you know, it's still shorts and t-shirt weather for them.

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But the other morning, well, was it yesterday morning? I don't know. The morning when it

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was the extra cold notes, as I first woke up, it was minus 10 at morning. Minus 10.

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That's what it was saying on the old Alexa next to the bed, look, cause it was around

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four o'clock and dog was lying at the bottom of the bed, still all cuddled up and just

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chilling and I thought, yeah, I ain't getting up yet then. So I lay there for another hour,

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wait for it to warm up a little bit. It was still minus seven as I was walking in my absolute

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horrendous. Yeah. It reminds me of that. Um, remember the beast from the East? I think

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it was called. Well, yeah. Cause I know they'd give it some other name. But the beast from

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the East, that was cold. Yeah. But I don't remember it getting down to minus 10 in the

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Midlands. I know that was cold because I had to put trousers on at work, but it was more

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so the wind with that beast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Madness. The blue was, I've had no snow.

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No, not, not a small little flutter. Yeah. Monday morning. Yeah. I'll nip around to your

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brothers and it was just a light coat on the floor. It's probably called flutter. Yeah.

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Where it's, you know, you just scrape it with your nail and it's a factor of payments again

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then morning. I love the snow that means like, it's like when you're at school and you like,

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you know, when you don't have to go in, I don't know if it gets too bad. We don't, we

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can get in on Monday or not. So not to come in. So in the Midlands, we don't really have

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a great deal of West Midlands, Birmingham, Coventry and Wolverhampton and all that. Um,

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sorry, Jack. How great was that? Being a kid, listening on the radio to see if your school

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was closed and your school was only one fucking open. Yeah. Begging it like, or cutting us

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up into one fucking hole. Yeah. Watch TV. I remember having that primary school. Yeah.

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Secondary school. I don't think I remember having a day called off. Cause it's not. No,

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no, no. I just remember junior school every time my mom listens to the radio. Yeah. Never

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my school. No. Cause back then it was BRMB as well. BRMB. Which it's free radio now,

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isn't it? Something like that. Yeah. I don't have a few of them changed names. Yeah. Free

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radio was our BRMB. Um, oh God, the memories. Well, uh, yeah, as an adult, we've not really

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had a great deal of snow. Not us anyway. Like the more rural areas tend to have a good bit

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of a flutter. We did have a good couple of inches. Yeah. We did have some, I would say

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about eight years ago, maybe even longer than that. And he was, I know, I know he's bad

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because we got sent home early from work and then got told not to come in. So that's when

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you know, it's bad. Well, the most, uh, was about four years ago around in Govindry anyway,

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which again, it was probably not four centimeters. So not much at all. Have you seen those time

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lapse ones on tick tock? Um, it's mainly in America, I think not Buffalo, but they have

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a storm from coming in. Yeah. And then there's one of the other that plastic deck chair out.

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So you see just building up and then on top of the chair and stuff. So I have to build

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like a walkways in the garden for the dogs. Yeah. Yeah. And look after where I look, um,

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I don't know what you look a ski mask, but it's like thermal. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know,

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the Royal actually the frozen everything. Yeah. Well, there's a real cold that is my

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honor. There was a video I saw the other day. It's a, a Sweden chap. Don't know his name,

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but he did a time lapse. Um, so he, he had his hair, but we've got longer similar to

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myself, but he had it, uh, like platy and French braid or whatever. So it's like the ponytails

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down each side and then he's got a little bit of a beard. And so again, he time lapsed

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it kind of, uh, it was like, this is my face, uh, outside in the snow. Uh, well, no, I think

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it was just the cold actually. It wasn't snowing. Uh, this is my face 15 minutes later. You

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can see like a little bit of the frost building up on his, on his bed and his head. And then

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like after an hour it's full of icicles hanging off his bed, his eyelashes and looking like

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hanging from his nose, everything. And he's like, like the end of it was like, right,

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I need to go back in now. He just walks off. So, uh, yeah, it's madness, but we don't have

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anything like that. It's never that cold, but again, it's the wind that's made it feel

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worse around here as well. Cause it's, there's more wind, like weather warnings because of

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the high winds and stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's, it's just, uh, it's not a wintry country

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and the way that the whole country just has to just die from it because the roads can't

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function. Yeah. It's not built for it. Yeah. How many people do you know, switched to winter

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tires? No one has winter tires over here. No, anytime there is just a bit of snow settled,

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no one can drive anywhere. I remember, again, it might have been about four or five years

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ago. Uh, again, a bit of snow, nothing major, but I drove all the way to Worcester and because

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my uncle couldn't get off of his drive cause he was parked on like a bit of a hill. So I was like,

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mate, I'm heading over the job needed to be finished and that. So he's had to walk up

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the hill with his tool bag and that off, stay parked up the top. Cause I was like, I ain't

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driving down here cause if I get stopped, I'm stopped. So, uh, yeah, he's walked up,

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popped his tools in the back and we still drove to the job. And when it was our Chris,

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like, if it was Johnny, he would have just, Lord says, no, sack it up. But I thought, no,

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cause if it was the other way around, Chris would have drove to me and Lord, he would have got the

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job done. So, uh, yeah, I was like, yeah, now we're getting this done, kid. We're getting,

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get yourself up there. I'll pick you up. But it was, no, nothing major. But we did the, uh,

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bit of snow a couple of years ago. It was with my old dog, what, Malay. And, uh, you know,

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that was just annoying. Fair enough. Get it. It's a snow dog and that thought that's what they're

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built for pulling sledges and that. But I don't know why people have to think, oh, this is,

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this is going to be funny. Everyone, oh, the dog should be pulling you on a sledge. Oh yeah,

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I know. But I ain't got one. And you're not the 12 person to say in the last 10 minutes. Like that.

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They're just fucking, you know, it's, it's like the insults, any, all the ginger insults and that.

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I've heard them all. No, nothing original. There's that place in Russia where it's that cold. Like

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you can't go outdoors and I'm sure it's dark for like 20 days a year. Well, I say days, but it's

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just nighttime. It's full on nighttime. 24 hours. Yeah. Cause like even like throughout the majority

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of the year, the sun's only up for like two, three hours or something. Isn't he? Um,

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why would you live there? Just move in it. I dunno. Cause it's not a wholly populated place.

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Less than a hundred or something. Isn't it? I think I'm not too sure on the actual pop.

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It's not a big city. It's not like a major city, but it's just smooth.

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But it's just, just what they're, they're happy with, you know,

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maybe they'd say that the cold doesn't bother me too much though, to be fair.

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Oh yeah. But that's like more than 20, mate. It's not no dialogue. Yeah. But again, it's, it's,

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it's like how about summers different, the colds different over there as well. Any? No, don't get

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me wrong. I know that sounded as stupid as you come out on, but look, you know, it's like when you go

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on a holiday in the summer and you can step off the plane, the heat difference as well. Any?

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Oh, that is the humidity. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously for anyone that's like England is not a world,

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UK is not in the summertime. It's not, it's like winter. We're not built for it. The houses and

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Belfort, there's no air conditioning houses. Nah. And it's just, it's just a different,

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yeah. It's a different heat. Yeah. But yeah, I reckon it's the same with the cold as well.

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It's a different cold. Yeah. It just feels different.

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And when there's like a windstorm, then that'll get through to you. You know, you, you, you see

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it on the films and whatever, not that it's not locked up completely or decked up. They can still

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block the scheme ones and stuff. They're still there. We've faces exposed and that's like,

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you know, cold temperatures. Right. I know. I get what you're saying from that, but yeah.

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Yeah. But, uh, we just didn't, we just didn't build for it. I remember when our mate was moving

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from, I don't know if it was locked from Bista, uh, but moving barracks from Bista to Wales.

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Uh, yeah, it must, it must have been that journey, but we had a good bit of snow then. And that was

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probably 12, 13 years ago or something. Um, and I remember being on the motorway,

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everyone's struggling and I'm just there, just plodding on, just doing all, I don't know, 10,

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15 more. It took hours to get there and ended up staying anyway. Cause I had John give us a hand

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as well. Um, and he's drove back in it. I ended up staying. I was like, yeah, save it for the morning.

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So John drove there and then drove back as well. Yeah. Yeah. He went back home. Um,

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I think he had the red Astra back then, not John, uh, Kiefer. I think he had the Astra back then,

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but he was in the van with me. Right. It was all stacked up. John's van was stacked up and, uh,

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yeah, just drove there, done the mission and, uh, yeah, I stayed anyway.

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Just, I just remember just seeing people just thought cars are banned because it just stuck.

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But you know, stuff like you just have to play it savvy, just stick in the,

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or if you find a library, stick behind them because they've dug down into the snow over north.

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So you can follow their threads where people were still trying to just play past, but there's no,

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like I know the Reese's some snow plays, but there's not enough over here. Is that long?

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No, no. To be able to cope with a storm. Mr. Platt. Yeah.

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It is a country. Any, when you think about it, 100% right. But it's all weather conditions.

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Like I hate driving when it's raining because not so much me, but everyone else it's like,

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Oh no, the spray. I need to, I need to slow down. No, just, just don't be in the fast,

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not fast lane lane free. Don't be in lane free. If you're not confident driving at least 60,

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still why does it have to be 50 mile an hour in lane free and they're not overtaking? Just,

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yeah, just move over. If you're not comfortable with it, just move over.

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I'm not fucking too many morons. I did it the other day. I was driving back home and it must

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have been for a good lot. Three minutes. I'm in lane two overtaking all the lorries on in lane one.

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And I was just moving between lane two and three overtaking lorries and that back over.

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And everyone just sat in lane four. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm undertaking all of them

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because they're just morons just sitting behind each other. Get a grip man. Oh God,

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cracks me off driving. And then this morning, you know, it's pitch black and I'm on this

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drove past drive, driving on the country road and that. And, uh, look, so I've got my normal

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head loads up and I can't see the road because everyone else's their head loads are that bright.

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It's canceling more loads out. I thought the high beams are. Well, no, cause it seems like high

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beams, but all the newer cars with the LED head lights, it's just that bright. So I got pissed off.

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I ended up putting my high beams on and it's not long years ago. Someone had the high beams on you.

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You flash them to say, turn them down. Not one, no one flashed me to say, turn them down. Most

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cars have that adaptive, um, night. I can't remember the right word. I know you mean like

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you drive into a tunnel and the head loads come on. Yeah. But if you see the lights coming up,

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see why, especially in Audi's the lights, they're more dimmed down. Yeah, but you can turn that

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off though. And that's what I reckon most people just turned up that technology, even don't turn

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it off or don't know how to turn it on. Um, yeah. So it's just ridiculous. So a good five minutes

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until I got off the main country road, I had my full high beams on and no one, no one flashed me

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to say, turn them down. But I did it last year as well. Uh, well, why did it was, well, you know,

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cause I'm out early, uh, most days just as soon as I left, leave the house, holy beams on, no one

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was flashing me that either. It just goes to show how broad everyone else's head lights are. No,

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they just don't think, ah, that cunt's got his high beams on. Yeah. I mean, more normal loads

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don't even turn off the fucking, the thing's just been knackered for quite a while. At least the

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work, you know, rather than stay on all the time and not come on. Yeah. Yeah. It is just, just

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anything. The cold rain, heat country just can't cope. Can he? No, no. Speaking of he, I know you're

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a big fan. Have you been watching the volume? Okay. The only time I've watched love is when I've switched on the TV in the

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bedroom. He's got old TV too. I'm like, I have to wait like 30 seconds for the TV to connect to the

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internet properly so I can put on fucking Disney or whatever. Oh, fucking washed that shit. It looks

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hot over there in South Africa, right? Is that where they are? I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Cause yeah.

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Is it all stars or something? Yes. It's just people, it's just ones that have been on there before.

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Cause I saw, well, it was like some geyser who was on it about six years ago and then he's missy's,

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like ex missy's coming as well then. Yeah. I know you're on about, yeah. I don't know that I can't remember the names.

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I don't know they are. Cause I flipped the TV on and then I was in the bathroom and I've heard he,

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like he was on it years ago and then as I've got into the bedroom, getting my slippers off and then

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it's like his ex has walked in and they're all fucking there loving it sitting down. I was like,

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Oh God, everyone at home watching this now is going to be fucking buzzing. It's just, you know what?

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It's an easy run for most of them. It's they all kind of know each other. Obviously once you've been

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on the show, they all kind of like mingle and know people that's been on there. So this, so the thing for me

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is anyone that's watched it, no, no. So Toby at the moment is with Georgia. Okay. And that I've got to

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think outside the villa. So like in real life, they've been seeing each other out basically,

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they've been fucking each other basically. But they must have both known that each other was going on

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the show. There's no way that that. Well, yeah, cause I know with a lot of people, I don't know

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about love all of them, but I know that Britain's got talents and stuff. People get approached.

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Yeah. No, no. Yeah. So, yeah. Well, then cause they've been on it before. So what I'm saying is

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if, if they've both been on it and they've obviously they've seen each other and they both get an email

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or call in the same few days, they're going to go, Oh, you know, love all of them want me back. And

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they're going to go, yeah, me too. So that's what I think it's a bit, this one feels a bit fake for me.

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And the other one does no, no, no, it's always laughing because I didn't realize you watch

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the all the time. I haven't watched them for years, but like this one, no, no, I don't even know why

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we are watching it to be honest. I normally give it a go and hoping there's like it kicks off, but

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it just never does. But it's just, this one feels like, because there's two friends I can't, one's

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called Liberty and the one's from, uh, called Kaz. So you telling me for, if me and you was on Love

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Island and we became friends from Love Island and I had an email or call saying, do you want to go

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back on Love Island? I wouldn't tell you who I met on the violence side. I've been asked to go back

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on the violin and you would go, yeah, me too. So, and then when she sees that she's like,

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ah, I didn't know you was going to fuck off. It's all bollocks, but it's the producers. And

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because they do it, you know, they'd be saying to him, oh yeah, act surprised. Um, but I know that

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they did it with big brother and all that as well. Did, uh, like get them drunk before going in just

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to try and get a better reaction. That's when I used to like it because you could drink on there

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and then, yeah. And then literally they'd go upstairs and just fuck. I take it. I can't do

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that. I think they're only allowed to two glasses of champagne and like that. I couldn't handle that,

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you know, cause essentially you're on holiday. It's a fucking drink all the time, man.

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Well, get the challenges and that did it do that? They do love the challenges.

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They're always cheese. The challenges are like, they're always like in the windows and stuff.

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Yeah. Uh, but yeah, I haven't watched it for a few years, but I don't even know why we started

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watching this one, but yeah, what are the challenges? All I can imagine, like it's like,

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you've got to massage someone else without getting hard for five minutes.

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The one that's all on every year and it's disgusting is so like, it's like true for

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Daryl. They have that and then Lyle. So, right. So the worst one to do, there's like,

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I don't know what it is. It'd be like a fruit punch or something. And they have to move you

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from there to there. But to do so, you have to spit it into your partner's mouth. Then he has

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to carry it on and spill it on their end. Whoever gets theirs, the most filled and opposite side wins.

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It's shit like that. But the best one is it always happens towards the end. I fucking love it when,

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so like the do, I have to word it. So it'd be like, if me and you had a conversation,

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it'd be written down and then I have to fill in the blank or they have to guess who said it. So

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we could be like, uh, who's on there? Uh, Toby's a right dickhead. And then the, the, oh no, sorry.

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That's it. It's called movie night cinema. Sorry. And they'll show that clip of us slagging him off

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basically. Right. Right. Yeah. Sorry. That's the one I'm getting at. I'm thinking, I'm sorry.

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I'm going in between. So, so the best one is called movie night or something. So it actually,

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there's the whole lineup, obviously sit down, sorry. And having popcorn. And if the wind,

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like, uh, it'd be like, look, a poll question, like how many UK men won cover two times a day.

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You know, the lads be on one side and block 30%. And then they have options then. And it's always

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like, um, an indoor one. So like, I dunno, like if Moncourt was Diana, if he called dirty Diana,

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so you block, let's watch dirty Diana. And then you'll see like Diana, like probably being flirty

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with another lad that she hasn't told the partner she partnered up with. And it's, it's just good

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because it just gets the big, it just, you know, it just, it starts, yeah. That's the best. That's

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anyone watches here for arguments. It's all big brother. That's, that's what he was good for

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arguments. Yeah. Again, it was only a couple of years that I did watch big brother, but it was

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more so because I was at home with not living with mom and that she, she used to watch religiously

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not when they'd have the 24 hour and all that. Yeah. I used to do that.

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Watching the bird was annoying. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know when it was conversations that couldn't be

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broadcast. If you could go to a TV show besides almost slept, cause I'd be the easiest one.

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What moment would you go on?

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Um, I mean, I'll kill it on strictly, you know, get the old dancing shoes. I don't know. I don't

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know what ones are around still now these days. I mean, you've got loads of the game shows, but

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that's a different question. I mean, we know you'd be on miss fits box in you've all you said you'll

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do that. Smash them all up. Honestly, getting him on there. Yeah. There's one this week. I don't know

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that. I don't know if it's me. Cause I know that beaver, well, you know, really on the tick tock.

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Oh, so you do know. He's been trying to call out people. You know, the school, it just is just

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relevant. It's that is just to start relevant. And then all that bollocks is, I don't get him.

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He's just fucking weird. Um, cause if you've seen his misses as well. Yeah. She kind of looks on

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from the hills. I've always literally. Well, yeah, I didn't want to say about her eyes to be fair,

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but she's a one person that you'd have on the lookout right there. They look like they're like

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brothers and sisters. That's the thing though. Yeah. It is. It's a strange one. That is. Um,

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but yeah, it's, it's once you get some kind of popularity, popularity, popularity. Yeah. Yeah.

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Thank you. Uh, that's why everyone seems to want to do it. Cause it just needs you. Well, yeah,

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it's, it's uh, how much would that have to offer you for you to fight either. To be fair,

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he's the kind of one that you'd want to do for free. Really? Just you do for free athlete. But um,

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like, you know, if you, uh, I think the love is one still get a lot of 10 grand or something

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like that. You know, just for fucking about six weeks of having a little bit of training,

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fucking laughing at you. Um, yeah, it's only three rounds as well. Yeah. Yeah. Three minutes. Fucking

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yeah. You're laughing at it. So yeah. Bad is enormous. Well, I can do it. The fear,

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I'm just getting absolutely knocked out. Nah, nah, nah. You couldn't live with that. That's

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swarms. He got knocked out and he's still like, it just fucking yeah. If you're only more money

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than what you make, you know, your music and that you're supposed to. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. It was TV shows. I really don't know what was around. I said I'm not a slap because it's

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the first one that comes to mind, isn't it? Yeah. But there's not really many log that.

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That I know of. Um, yeah. There isn't really any more is I used to always be. Yeah. Do

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you may wonder when the violence used to be to violence as well? No, I never watched any of it.

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I've never watched any of it.

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There was an island or something, I'm sure.

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Now I'm getting mixed up with another one.

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Oh, what was that one?

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Was it Survivor or something?

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Shipwreck.

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Shipwreck.

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When, like, they're on an island and they kind of fucking survive.

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I'd do that.

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That one was good, actually, yeah.

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Yeah. I'd be the one fucking making the huts and that.

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Get them all kitted out.

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Put electricity in there.

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Yeah. Just make some solo power stuff out of these and shit.

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Yeah, I think that'd be a good enough one.

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Oh, I don't know if I'd be able to handle it though, because I'd be fucking...

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Without no sun cream, I'd be struggling.

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TV shit, ain't it, man?

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It's the same.

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It is in general, yeah.

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It's... I hate that running before it's...

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Brienne's got talent, then it goes to X Factor, then it goes to Armysleb.

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I don't know which one you would do, the Massinger.

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Yeah.

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So, no.

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Yeah.

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Again, it's only from clips on a lot of TikTok and stuff.

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I've never actually watched the program.

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Yeah, I suppose probably that as well, maybe.

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Need to get a lot more famous for fucking...

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To get asked for any of these though, so...

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Yeah.

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I don't know, maybe one day, if more of you people at home do keep sharing and

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sending us in your emails, liking, subscribing, downloading, and getting out there, then

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maybe one day we will be famous enough to get asked for any of these programs.

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I'd love to see you on a boxing event, mate.

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Well, it would have to happen sooner rather than later.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Fuck that.

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I struggled to get up some mornings just to go to fucking Graff, man.

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Wouldn't want to be doing it fucking to do boxing.

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Yeah, we got all day.

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Do you want to be graffing now, would you?

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No, no.

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If I was famous enough for that, then wouldn't have happened to me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Look at that.

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But now I want to get on to some real talk now anyway.

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That why I'm reeling up.

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Love on.

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You just sent me a selfie to make.

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Yeah, fucking...

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Well, so this morning, walk in the dark.

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Now, well, as we've already touched on, we haven't had no snow or anything, but it's still been

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a little bit cloudy.

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And where we live in the cities, we don't really see the stars much either, do we?

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No, no.

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You see the main ones.

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If you're lucky enough, you'll see a Ryan's about and that on a clear enough note.

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So this morning, it was a lot.

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I could see a few stars, but nothing major.

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And then, so I'm walking in the dark.

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That's why I'm out.

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Well, seeing how many stars are in the sky.

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But out in the blue anyway, I don't know what I'm dragging out.

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I saw what you don't assume as a shooting star.

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Right.

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So it was a quick, within a second flash of light, just a streamline to say what you naturally assume

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as a shooting star.

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But as I say, it's not clear enough to see many of the stars.

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There's a little bit of cloud in the sky.

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Did you have a trail of it?

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In the eyeline that I saw it.

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I wasn't looking up at the sky, saw it directly.

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It was like I saw it passing me.

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And it wasn't like I saw it for seconds.

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It literally was just that.

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And it's gone.

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I'm looking around.

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I couldn't see any trail of it.

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So essentially, you imagine someone shines a light past your face.

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So it was that quick.

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There's no residue of anything burning in the atmosphere to be able to see physically.

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So I'm wondering, did I see a UAP?

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You could have, mate.

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I know.

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Obviously it wasn't anything to properly see a shape or anything.

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But since we did talk about the aliens in Miami the other week,

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I meant to bring it up last week, but I forgot.

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I'm always just talking about everything else.

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Sometimes it's like we need a second podcast to carry on talking about some of the stuff.

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But it only happened for about three or four days.

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But I was hearing this strange sort of like not really a whistling noise,

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but just a strange tone.

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What it sounded like or similar to was, you know, when you've got an empty bottle,

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or well, it can have some liquid in it, you know, when you blow over the lid.

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And it was sort of like that, but a little bit more high pitched.

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And I couldn't, at first I thought it was like a freak making a weird noise or something.

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I'm walking around, and bear in mind this is as I've already got into bed,

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and I'm hearing this noise.

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So I got out of bed, looked around thinking, I don't know, maybe I've left the fire on or something,

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and it's making a strange noise, but no, couldn't find anything.

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And it got louder as I got back into bed.

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So essentially I could hear it coming from outside.

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Now there is like some factories, I don't know, they're a couple of miles away,

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and you can see them as I look across the field and stuff.

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But I've never heard any noises like that coming from them before.

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You can see one of them has got the tall chimneys that the smoke comes out of and that.

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But there was nothing coming out of it as I've heard the noise,

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so it's not like this machinery going on.

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And then, yeah, you know, just trying to look up in the sky.

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Could it be a train hooning in the distance?

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No.

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So that's obviously the way the wind's gone.

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No, because it was going on continuously for minutes.

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So it's not like just a five second blast of a horn.

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It was going on for ages.

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So what you're saying is you're in an alien hotspot.

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I feel like, yeah, I've got a bit of a hotspot near me.

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Yeah, I just couldn't figure it out.

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It happened for a couple of days and I've not heard it again since.

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So I've not heard it at all this week.

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I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday.

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Last week was the last I heard of it.

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It was just sort of like around the nine o'clock sort of time.

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I've gone up to bed.

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And yeah, it's just random noise.

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Don't get it, you know, because I've got the hospital near me.

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I hear the helicopter taking off and landing at that.

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So I knew it wasn't the helicopter.

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Wasn't the motorway noise because obviously it didn't sound like cars going past or anything.

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I ain't got a train track near me.

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Close enough for it to have been that.

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It was going on long enough though.

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Just trying as well, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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It's always when you unexplained, you just don't know what to say because it's just unexplained.

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But yeah, I just couldn't figure it out.

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I just need to see a ghost now, mate.

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Again.

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Well, you know, go back to the earlier episode.

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You'll hear us ghost talks.

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Get it on camera.

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Because no.

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No, so yeah, go on.

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I was just going to say, because obviously if you haven't listened to the previous ones, the one thing I fucking hate with these ghost shows, they hear a noise and run away from it.

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Like, you know, get that money shot.

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That's what you're there for.

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That's his job.

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So what I find strange is when you see a lot of these YouTube videos of people catching it up, like a ghost or whatever at home.

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So it's like a fucking camera that's set up in your living room or in your bedroom.

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Why have you got the camera set up in general?

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But why is that always there?

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So maybe if they are having activity, it could be, but it doesn't seem real that it seems.

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I get it when it's like, you know, you've got the camera set up outside for your security and stuff.

398
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,240
But why have you got cameras set up in your house?

399
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:16,240
Well, I just don't get why some of these people are doing this.

400
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,240
Yeah, a lot.

401
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,240
Does this?

402
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,240
I don't know where he is, but he's in the UK.

403
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,240
He's a big man.

404
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,240
He's always sitting at his computer in his living room.

405
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,240
And he's got his daughters roped in it as well.

406
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,240
It's fucking obviously fake.

407
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:40,240
You'll hear the entity running up and down the stairs.

408
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,240
The one of the clips is like his daughter's just coming from outside.

409
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:52,240
And she's kicking her shoes off, her legs grabbed and she's screaming, oh, oh, dad.

410
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,240
And he's getting up, oh, what's happening?

411
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,240
What's happening?

412
00:32:55,240 --> 00:33:00,240
Look, he doesn't know what he's always recording for.

413
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:10,240
And then there was one where he's got scratch marks on him, but you can tell he blatantly just, look, his daughter's hand or whatever that's scratched him.

414
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:17,240
Because if I was to scratch myself now, the way that those red marks come up, I think it's for fuck's sake.

415
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:22,240
Because if he was really in a haunted house like that, you're not going to stay.

416
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,240
No, especially with kids.

417
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,240
Yeah, well, the daughter's probably in her mid-20s or whatever.

418
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,240
It's not a proper child.

419
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:42,240
Yeah, I don't want to sound offensive to anyone, but it's like a proper council house.

420
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,240
And he obviously doesn't work.

421
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:48,240
He's fucking a fat cunt.

422
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,240
Shores to walk and that, so he's probably been claiming disability for years.

423
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,240
And got the old PC set up in the corner and stuff.

424
00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:02,240
So he's probably just learned how to do a bit of editing and put noises over videos and stuff, and he's just done it that way.

425
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,240
Yeah, getting some views in.

426
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,240
Yeah, and it's just so frustrating.

427
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,240
The amount of them that pop up on TikTok for me, I'm off for fuck's sake.

428
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:20,240
I prefer the ones where it's more of like a, what was that film, the Blair Witch Project, where it's more of that style, where they're out in the open,

429
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:29,240
they're checking abandoned buildings or just walking around and then you'll see a face in the window as the pan passes and they're spinning around.

430
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:33,240
That Blair Witch, when that first came out, that freaked me out.

431
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:41,240
Not so much watching the film, but I remember, because we were young, we were like 13.

432
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,240
Yeah, somewhere around that.

433
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:52,240
So where my dad lived around that time, there was the roundabout outside the train track and all that.

434
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,240
I never felt comfortable in that house.

435
00:34:54,240 --> 00:35:02,240
Always felt like, especially at night when I was in bed, because I'd slept in the small bedroom, the box room.

436
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,240
Always felt like I was being watched there.

437
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:13,240
And I remember not long after seeing that film, the bedroom was facing the back and there was all the trees next to the train track.

438
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:18,240
And I'm lying there for ages, got that feeling that I'm being watched and stuff.

439
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:28,240
I remember looking out the window and you could see, remember the stick man sort of bigger on the whatever it left around, the tent and all that.

440
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:33,240
You could see that shape in the tree line from the way the branches are crossed out.

441
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:38,240
I lay there for hours, man, just freaked out, trying not to look out the window.

442
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:43,240
But every time I did, my eyes would focus straight to me. Fucking flat.

443
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:47,240
I probably had an hour's sleep that night. Fucking horrible.

444
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:51,240
I remember getting out of bed before everyone else anyway.

445
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:58,240
The little sleep that I did have just weren't lasting. Not having it no more. Fucking horrible.

446
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:08,240
God. Yeah. So, yeah, any of you's got any paranormal or unexplained?

447
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:17,240
Yeah, some mysterious events happen in any aliens or UAPs, UFOs or anything, then let us know.

448
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:22,240
Email it in, realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

449
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:29,240
I suppose you could slide in the DMs on the Twitter, we'll be at Ash and JD.

450
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:33,240
I don't know if it'd be worth leaving it as a comment on the YouTube.

451
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:39,240
But if you want to just comment on that in general, feel free to.

452
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:44,240
And so that leads us onto the correspondents now then.

453
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:49,240
Our lovely listeners.

454
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:54,240
So Steve, I'll start off with Steve's little question.

455
00:36:54,240 --> 00:37:03,240
He keeps coming with the questions, these random ones. He was the teacher one on that the other week.

456
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:14,240
So he's asked this week, have you ever been seen naked by someone or someone seen someone naked accidentally?

457
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:19,240
Obviously we've all been naked around our significant others.

458
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:30,240
Yeah, I've got a few. When we was in Einapä, where our room was, there was a bunch of girls in the next room.

459
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,240
I don't know if you remember. Yeah.

460
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:37,240
And then me and one of the other lads were staying outside on the steps.

461
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:42,240
Because the way you worked is you go up the steps and then I think you had like three apartments.

462
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,240
So one facing you, one to the left, one to the right.

463
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:49,240
And then one of the girls come back and we was like, where you been?

464
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:54,240
Obviously nowhere she's been. Obviously five o'clock in the morning she's been a dirty girl.

465
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:59,240
And when she's knocked the door, two of the girls answered.

466
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:04,240
One was fully naked and she was weird. And the other one in the background just topless.

467
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,240
But now it's a girl thing. I don't know.

468
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,240
Girls are a bit weird like that.

469
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:18,240
I remember when I was a kid, my sister would go to the toilet and her best friend would be in the bathroom with her.

470
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:23,240
So my sister's having a shit or her friend's having a shit and they're both in the bathroom together.

471
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,240
What? Having a shit? Yeah, yeah. Not having a bath.

472
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:31,240
Just have a bit of vibe in it. It's on your own, isn't it?

473
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:35,240
I don't want to be in their wild shit.

474
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:39,240
I don't know why it was a thing for them.

475
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,240
I remember just thinking back then, that's weird what you're doing.

476
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:46,240
Have you got anything like that, Jack?

477
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:54,240
So I've had a couple of close calls of someone almost walking in or outside the bedroom while I'm fresh out of the shower or whatever.

478
00:38:54,240 --> 00:39:01,240
The only one really when I've walked in on someone.

479
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:09,240
So when I used to do the fire alarm installations and did a lot of tests and stuff as well for her.

480
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,240
We did a lot of student accommodations.

481
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:19,240
And there was the one, I can't remember, it's by near Birmingham Town Centre.

482
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:23,240
I'd be able to take you there. I don't know what the road name was.

483
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,240
But there's a Chinese road on the corner of the road.

484
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:32,240
They open up and do breakfast as well. So I remember getting a sandwich and stuff from there.

485
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:37,240
So when you fry an egg, you can taste it like fried rice. I used to love it, man.

486
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:41,240
It's beautiful. But anyway, yeah.

487
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:46,240
So the students would know that it would be time not to do the tests and that.

488
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:54,240
And the amount of them would go in that cover up the smoke detectors because they'd be smoking in there and you're not allowed to.

489
00:39:54,240 --> 00:40:02,240
So that was always annoying. But yeah, the one room, I'd always knock anyway each individual door.

490
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:06,240
Because if they're in, then obviously it's plonks, manners.

491
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:11,240
But most of the time they should have been out at uni and not having lessons.

492
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:14,240
So knocked on the door, no response.

493
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:20,240
Fucking as I walked in, this girl's just lying there, still conked out asleep.

494
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:24,240
The quilt tarp on her and not the tits just hanging to the side.

495
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:29,240
I'm like, oh shit, sorry. But she didn't wake up as I'd done that.

496
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,240
So I've had to stand there for a couple of minutes still knocking the door.

497
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:38,240
I've got to go around and press the button and make sure it's all working and not lock any.

498
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:41,240
So essentially banging on the door at these points.

499
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:47,240
Yeah, she spawned, you got all dressed and going on. I was like, all right, I'll just need to check your smoke detector.

500
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:52,240
Yeah, fucking just tipped, plopped out to the side.

501
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,240
I mean, it won't want to roll it over to be fair.

502
00:40:55,240 --> 00:41:02,240
But yeah, that was the only time that I could think of really when I saw that.

503
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,240
Have you ever been caught naked?

504
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:13,240
No, so there was close encounters where they say, I'm out of the shower and about to get dressed.

505
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:17,240
And, you know, say my mum's about to call me.

506
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:22,240
But I was now nothing, nothing really.

507
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,240
Again, I suppose that's because I don't waste time.

508
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,240
If I'm getting changed, I just get changed.

509
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:32,240
I'm not going to strip down and then just sit on the bed doing nothing naked for ages.

510
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:36,240
This will be one where in a few days where we're going to be like, oh, that happened.

511
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,240
Yeah, if I remember something.

512
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:48,240
Because I remember another one, you know, in your bathroom, you have the frosted glass, so you can't really see into it.

513
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,240
This one house didn't have it.

514
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,240
And it's right where you have a shower. And this lad, he just have a shower.

515
00:41:55,240 --> 00:42:01,240
But it was like it weren't a full length one, but it was a bigger window than normal.

516
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:06,240
And I remember seeing her having a shower, low butt naked.

517
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:14,240
I've heard quite a few people having the showers, but I've never seen through the window for anything that's going on.

518
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,240
He wasn't frosted, it was like a glass.

519
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,240
Yeah, just the clear glass.

520
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:24,240
Just obviously on the top floor, just naked.

521
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:29,240
You would just get a curl in there, but I don't know, maybe she forgot.

522
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:32,240
I suppose some people don't get in as well.

523
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:36,240
You know, the exhibitionists and that.

524
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:38,240
But no, it was, no.

525
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,240
Thanks for your question, though.

526
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,240
Yeah, yeah, Steve, keep them coming, Steve, to be fair.

527
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:49,240
I do think that, as I said in a few days, we'll be like, oh, shit, that happened.

528
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:59,240
Yeah, I mean, even as a kid, you know, you go swimming lessons and that, as part of school.

529
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:06,240
I mean, even back then, I'd be taking my, I'd have the towel wrapped around me and take my little trunks off.

530
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:10,240
I used to crack me up as a kid, like, why do you have to be trunks, man?

531
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:11,240
Speedos.

532
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,240
Yeah, speedos.

533
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:17,240
We had to wear them, you wasn't allowed to wear the shorts.

534
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,240
There was always like a knife, you could have worn that.

535
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,240
Yeah.

536
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:29,240
I remember when I got the swimming badges for diving and whatever, you'd have to go down to the bottom and get the freaking stuff.

537
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:33,240
And you'd get the little patches, so you'd get your mum to sew it up.

538
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,240
Fucking hell, man.

539
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,240
God, proper Nancy, that is, innit?

540
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,240
It is when you think about it, yeah.

541
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:45,240
Yeah, like, you know, under the age of 11, basically, you have to wear a little speedo.

542
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,240
Yeah, it's not right.

543
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:52,240
God, teachers.

544
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:57,240
Right, and then we've got a new one from Myles.

545
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,240
Great name.

546
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,240
Yeah.

547
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,240
So, new to the pod, working the way through.

548
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,240
Appreciate it, you know.

549
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:08,240
I know some of them are hardly said.

550
00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:11,240
Well, yeah, yeah.

551
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:15,240
Hopefully Myles feels this way that, like, the season we've been through.

552
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:16,240
You see the growth.

553
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:21,240
Yeah, or he does, depending on if he's just listening or watching.

554
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,240
Yeah, so working his way through.

555
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:30,240
Then, so he's asked, so what kind of kinks have you got then you never said?

556
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:40,240
So, there was one episode, I think it was the episode after I'd said about Stag Do, we was on about kinks and that then as well.

557
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,240
Did we say we had some?

558
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:48,240
I think we started to try and ask each other, or I don't know if we had an email asking about it.

559
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:53,240
Also, if he's trying to work his way through, he won't listen to this until, I don't know, X amount of weeks.

560
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:56,240
I don't know, it depends on how long he's been listening.

561
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,240
Yeah, he's been listening back to back.

562
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,240
Yeah.

563
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:08,240
But, now, like, I remember, like, the feats, earning to the feats and that.

564
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:16,240
I mean, I wouldn't say no to getting rims, but you got to get asked first, don't you?

565
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:25,240
I mean, I'm just a bit too vanilla when it comes to that stuff.

566
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:31,240
You know, again, like a nice bit of fucking lingerie or whatever, you know, happy days, any, but,

567
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:39,240
yeah, if the missus turns around and says to me, yeah, I want you to piss all over me, I'd be like, nah.

568
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:42,240
Yeah, it's the same with that dominatrix thing.

569
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,240
I'd be like, nah.

570
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,240
And then, I don't know what else is there, I mean.

571
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:51,240
There's all sorts, ain't there?

572
00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:59,240
People that like to sniff things, like, when they're sniffing their armpits and all that, weird.

573
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,240
Would you be a cook?

574
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:03,240
No.

575
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,240
That was making me laugh, actually.

576
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:09,240
Like, you're chained up from all your partners getting fucked.

577
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,240
Yeah, just sitting there, just enjoying it.

578
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:13,240
Some people would absolutely love that.

579
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:15,240
Nah, I don't get it, man. I don't get it.

580
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:26,240
I understand being in the open relationships and that, but, like, sitting there and not being involved.

581
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:33,240
Yeah, I think it's, yeah, it's not being involved, it's degrading, but that, I don't know.

582
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:45,240
But especially when it's like, because you see the people that do it, where the one, a geezer that's got a much bigger dick than what you've got, just seeing that pleasure in your missus, like, nah, man.

583
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:54,240
But then again, that's a weird thing that some of these dominatrix, they have the people where they want to be degraded and all that.

584
00:46:54,240 --> 00:47:01,240
Just having to, you know, making them fucking walk around with a dog collar on and fucking the lead and shit.

585
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:05,240
I just don't get more people along with that.

586
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,240
Obviously not all people, but some people.

587
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:11,240
You know, some people just really invest in certain stuff, I know.

588
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:16,240
Like outdoor stuff, you know, expositionists where it's outside or whatever.

589
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:20,240
See, again, I could do it outside on a nice day if it's not too cold.

590
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:25,240
Yeah, so I've done that before in the back of a car and all that.

591
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,240
But I wouldn't go to...

592
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,240
That's when you're young though, isn't it?

593
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,240
Yeah, yeah.

594
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,240
You know, you don't...

595
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,240
Yeah.

596
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:35,240
I mean, I wouldn't go to do the dogging and that.

597
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,240
No.

598
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:40,240
I mean, I probably would have done years ago if I knew of the results.

599
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,240
I actually know where one is, you know.

600
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,240
I think I did find out where one was.

601
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:51,240
Yeah, we was... So there's been a few times where I've seen...

602
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:55,240
I think two times I've seen people have sex in the car.

603
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,240
Right.

604
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,240
Which goes back to what his name James said.

605
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,240
So one time I seen...

606
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,240
No, Miles.

607
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,240
No, James, Steve.

608
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:07,240
Who asked the question before?

609
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,240
No, Steve asked about Nike, Jim.

610
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:10,240
Yeah, so obviously, another one.

611
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:15,240
Obviously, I seen two people fucking in the back of the car once up Nolingham.

612
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,240
But...

613
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:20,240
I forgot where I'm even going with this now.

614
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,240
Dogging site.

615
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,240
Yeah.

616
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:27,240
So when I was with two other people, we jumped in his van.

617
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,240
He was like, I want to go somewhere.

618
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:34,240
And we drove and literally in the middle of the fucking nowhere.

619
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:37,240
He went, supposed to be dogging here.

620
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:40,240
So he was going to take us to this doggy thing.

621
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,240
We didn't even know what he was.

622
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:46,240
And literally, I could see why people would do it there.

623
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:52,240
You just turn off the main road, two minutes, you're in like...

624
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:55,240
He went on a grassy area, it was like a gravelly area.

625
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:58,240
But you just secluded all the way around.

626
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:01,240
And I was just like, fucking hell.

627
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:05,240
But I know where one is close by apparently.

628
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:10,240
I think I drove past a few sites.

629
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,240
Because it's like the middle of the...

630
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,240
Well, not the middle of the north, but it's light.

631
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:21,240
And you think, why is there a load of cars parked up here near a farmyard?

632
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,240
Why do it outside in the dark?

633
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:27,240
That must be kinking itself because surely he could organise it to do it indoors.

634
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:35,240
Because that's a part of the thrill of potentially getting caught in that enic log.

635
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,240
I don't know if that would be a kink.

636
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,240
I suppose it is.

637
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:43,240
The excitement of the blog.

638
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:47,240
Yeah, I don't know, man.

639
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:51,240
There's a generic kink where someone says, yeah, I'm getting feasted or whatever.

640
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,240
And into anything like that.

641
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,240
Just a bit boring on that sort of thing, I suppose.

642
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,240
Vanilla is the word, isn't it?

643
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:03,240
Let us know if you've got any kinks.

644
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,240
They have, don't they?

645
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,240
I'm assuming my old ones are younger than us anyway.

646
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:13,240
But they all have it, they're all fucking naughty little bastards.

647
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:17,240
I don't want to say weirdos because to them it's not...

648
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:21,240
Well, I suppose some of them do know that it's weird, enic log.

649
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:29,240
I mean, he's wearing a gimped mask and a dog lead crawling around in the back garden,

650
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,240
licking someone's boots, weird.

651
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,240
Yeah.

652
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:34,240
Exactly.

653
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:39,240
It's not the ones that dress up as dogs and all that, as furries or something.

654
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:47,240
I think we was born, I don't know, 50 years too late or something,

655
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,240
with the way a lot of people are these days.

656
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:57,240
Yeah, I think it's just more open, isn't it, in terms of who and what and everything in between.

657
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,240
But yeah.

658
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,240
Well, now thank you for your question.

659
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,240
Yeah, cheers.

660
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,240
Keep on listening.

661
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,240
Yeah, hopefully you do.

662
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:09,240
I'm guessing he has been enjoying it.

663
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:13,240
Well, I mean, to go for it, mate, it must be enjoyable.

664
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:16,240
Yeah, yeah.

665
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,240
Yeah, let us know your thoughts.

666
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:23,240
Well, I'm assuming it's more than one episode.

667
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:27,240
Because why would you work your way through at least a lot of that?

668
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:31,240
And also, what episode would you come in at, man?

669
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:37,240
Just start from the top one you've got available, would you just go for it back and work?

670
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:41,240
I don't know, because a couple of the first episodes, I've got some decent stuff on.

671
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:46,240
Because as we were saying earlier, talking about the ghost experiences and stuff,

672
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:49,240
we did the zombie apocalypse plans and stuff as well.

673
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,240
Yeah, that was a good one.

674
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,240
Yeah, so some of the earlier stuff is alright.

675
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:58,240
But as we've just evolved on, we just carry on chatting.

676
00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,240
Yeah, it's more organic now, isn't it?

677
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,240
Less fun.

678
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:01,240
Yeah.

679
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,240
More streamlined.

680
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,240
More real.

681
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,240
Real.

682
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,240
Always real, mate.

683
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,240
Monkey, now.

684
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,240
Yeah, so thanks for that, as always.

685
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:14,240
Do send in any questions.

686
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:18,240
What other kinks anyone else has got?

687
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,240
Let's say he's got the weirdest one.

688
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:24,240
Yeah, I suppose we'd have to...

689
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:27,240
We'll do a little bit of research on these, look.

690
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,240
What, strange kinks?

691
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,240
Yeah, go ahead and let like...

692
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,240
No, so look, I'll do the rest.

693
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:34,240
What if you start liking some of the strange kinks?

694
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,240
Then I'll be a kinky bastard then, I think.

695
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,240
Right, okay.

696
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,240
What I'll do...

697
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:40,240
Maybe you should try them.

698
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:44,240
Oh, this isn't even important to say yes to a lot of the stuff.

699
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:45,240
Fuck you, now.

700
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:46,240
Barely get sex, man.

701
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:47,240
Jesus.

702
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:57,240
Yeah, so I'll get a list and I'll see if that'd be something you'd find yourself getting into.

703
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,240
Right.

704
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:02,240
So stay tuned for that one next week, kids.

705
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:09,240
Now, I don't know if it's saving the best for last but not least, at least anyway.

706
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,240
Fucking James.

707
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:16,240
I saw this the other day and I thought I fucking knew him.

708
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:18,240
He's a little Liverpool fan.

709
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,240
Is he really?

710
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,240
Yeah, that's what it says.

711
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,240
He's a Liverpool fan.

712
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:27,240
I hope he isn't from, I don't know, London or Wales or something.

713
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:32,240
He lives in Preston, so he's outside of Liverpool, he's a fucking wall.

714
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:38,240
One of these people that claims to be a Scouser when they're not.

715
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240
We're all.

716
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,240
Yeah.

717
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:44,240
So yeah, he's a wall, he's not a Scouser.

718
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:50,240
But yeah, Liverpool fan and he just says, Fox City United.

719
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,240
Both will get relegated next season.

720
00:53:53,240 --> 00:54:00,240
Now, hopefully Man City do with all this FFP stuff going on.

721
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:03,240
I found that quite annoying the other day.

722
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:12,240
Obviously Everton have already had that 10-point deduction this season and then it's on the cards, they'll get another at least six-point reduction because of...

723
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,240
With Nonagon Forest as well.

724
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,240
Yeah, so Forest have come out.

725
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,240
With six points reduction.

726
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:19,240
It's going to be a minimum of six for a bottle of red.

727
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:23,240
But if Man City get relegated, they'll just come back up again?

728
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,240
Well, yeah.

729
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:30,240
Because the U-Ventus did the No-Di-Go relegated, kept the best players, went up again.

730
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:31,240
They did it, it was when...

731
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:35,240
I don't know how it would work.

732
00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:41,240
We've got the English leagues, but leagues are being able to pay that much of a wage.

733
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:43,240
If you down, you've got League One or whatever.

734
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:50,240
Right, so I think the maximum penalty is the only one who can get relegated to the Championship.

735
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,240
I don't think it's possible to go down past a certain...

736
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:59,240
I don't know, because you think with Rangers a few years ago, they got kicked out of it completely, didn't they?

737
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,240
They got literally over...

738
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,240
That's a good question.

739
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,240
Completely out of the main football league.

740
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:05,240
Yeah, they had to start again.

741
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:11,240
But in that day, he was right there, he went to the bottom of the football tier, the fifth tier, didn't he?

742
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:15,240
Literally all the way down, and then obviously they'd work the way straight off.

743
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:19,240
So for me, I'd love to see...

744
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:25,240
But why not because of money problems though, in terms of the hard knocks that had to do it, start again.

745
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:30,240
Because essentially they were spending more than what they had, and so they ended up losing everything.

746
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:35,240
Obviously it's different with Man City because they've got the money.

747
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,240
It'd be interesting to see what happened after that.

748
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:38,240
I don't think they get relegated.

749
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:45,240
But it's annoying because how long it's already been going on for, these 115 charges there.

750
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:56,240
You can try and beat around the bush and say alleged charges, but there wouldn't be 115 potential charges if none of them are going to stick.

751
00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:02,240
So how many of them, how severe are these charges going to be?

752
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:09,240
Everton had the 10 points for, I think it was around about 30 million extra.

753
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:18,240
Because it's something like over three years you're allowed to lose 105 million from official profit.

754
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:28,240
So essentially the owner can put their own money in, and as long as that's not more than 105 million, then it can be declared as loss.

755
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:39,240
So I think it was 30 million for the 21-22 season, that's why Everton got the first 10 points.

756
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:46,240
And then it's for the 22-23 season for the current charge and Forrest as well at the same time.

757
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:51,240
Sorry, I was just going to say, because it's weird how it works in football, the regulations.

758
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:57,240
Because if you sign a player of five years for 100 million, it's not a 100 million outlay on the book.

759
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:59,240
No, it's classed as 20 million per year.

760
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,240
So that's why Chelsea have got away with loads at the moment.

761
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,240
So that's going to catch back up to them in a few years.

762
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:18,240
Well, they are under investigation at the moment, because when Todd Burley took over, he's handed over a load of documents from Roman Abramovich's time.

763
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:28,240
So again, we know there's got to be some things happening, but he'll be able to fight it to say, look, this was under the old ownership.

764
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,240
You can't... Well, he'll draw and contest it anyway.

765
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:39,240
Because he works, like if you sell an English player or home ground player, I should say, that's Cairn for your academy, on the books, that's pure profit.

766
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,240
Yeah, it's 100% profit.

767
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:42,240
Pure profit.

768
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:50,240
So if United was to sell Marcus Rashford, not that he's worth 60 million, I don't think, but if they sold it at 60, they'd get 60.

769
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,240
Yeah. So it's like, can I have it?

770
00:57:54,240 --> 00:58:03,240
So he was at Chelsea. The brawling, I think for, was it 80 million? If I remember correctly, or supposedly 80 million.

771
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:12,240
So, and they had him for two or three years. So that would be, I think he had a five year contract. So whatever that is, what would that be?

772
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:21,240
Anyway, let's just make it easier. If he got signed for 100 million, and he was there for three years, so 20, 40, 60 million, he's cost him on the books.

773
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:30,240
Now, because Arsenal brought him for like 75, it's classed as profit, because he hasn't entered the last two.

774
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:37,240
So that's why it takes long, because you have to go through all these tedious regulations, because on their books, it looks like it's 17 million pound profit.

775
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,240
Yeah, yeah.

776
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:46,240
So it's just a weird concept of lupos. So it'd be interesting. And it seems like he can move numbers about that while, it must have been.

777
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:52,240
Well, yeah, but that's what have, they've done all these longer contracts, the eight years one and the third ones and that.

778
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:59,240
But you think, yeah, in a couple of seasons, when they need to start shipping these players up, because they're not performing enough, then they're going to show.

779
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:12,240
You know, I see most of it with the United players, because being a United fan, you know, Anthony Martial conveniently has just had a hip operation that's needed to have been done for a while.

780
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:20,240
So he's getting back to fitness. So that means no one will be able to have him during this January transfer window anyway.

781
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:30,240
And, you know, looking Paul Pogba, the golden child left for free originally, then we paid 90 million to get him from from Juventus.

782
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:36,240
And then he left free again, which his career went down a pan no, didn't it? Jesus.

783
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:42,240
You know, always overhoids. I didn't even think he played that well for France.

784
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:53,240
You know, there was a couple of games where I thought, yeah, here and there, he was decent, but not like the way they kept saying he's world class and I never felt more that.

785
00:59:53,240 --> 01:00:02,240
But yeah, he's he's he's just been done for drug charges and all that as well, and not that he's played much for Juventus.

786
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:14,240
But yeah, it's all in the players hands these days now, and they're happy to just sit and run down these expensive contracts at the top. Well, sometimes it's better because they get a bigger sign on bonus.

787
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:23,240
Well, yeah, if you if you sign a player for free, you might want to get more money on your next club. Yeah, I do appreciate where they're coming from.

788
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:32,240
But with the logs of some with Jesse Lingard doing it, he wanted to be in England's squad and that.

789
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:39,240
So should you just choose to stay playing for another team or take a wage reduction or whatever?

790
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:44,240
You mean like he should have went to West Ham rather than yes, and not just the forest for the money.

791
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,240
Well, because he did the loan spot at West Ham. Yeah.

792
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:54,240
And then I wanted to buy him, but not even forest off him 200 grand a week supposedly and then West Ham was like, we're going to give you 100 or worse.

793
01:00:54,240 --> 01:01:00,240
I know he's saying over the longevity of the contract, he would have probably been better off being at West Ham.

794
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:04,240
So I think that was a long contract. He was just a season for the forest.

795
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,240
It's just money, isn't it? Just it's just an easy paycheck.

796
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:19,240
I mean, we're all out to make money, but yeah, when you're making that much money and you know, you can check in your bank and you can think I'm done for the rest of my life.

797
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:24,240
I'm comfortable. When does he start being about the football again? Yeah.

798
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:37,240
But with Karen Benzema, because I don't know why, but people keep trying to link him coming over to United for a loan spot.

799
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:44,240
But he's on at least a million pound a week in Saudi.

800
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:54,240
Jordan Henderson, he was on around 700 grand a week, but he's just signed for Ajax now.

801
01:01:54,240 --> 01:02:04,240
And apparently he hasn't been paid any of his weekly wage and won't see any of it as well because of whatever the terms of his contract is.

802
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:10,240
Yeah. So it was basically all from what I can gather is it's like this.

803
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,240
When you go to the Saudi Pro League, you don't pay tax.

804
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:20,240
But if you leave your contract early, you have to pay the tax for the whole contract.

805
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:25,240
So if he was on 700 grand a week, I don't know what their tax right is.

806
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:30,240
And he'd done the three years and wouldn't have to pay any money in tax.

807
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:40,240
Now, if he would have stayed there two years, he would have paid the three years worth of tax on those two years when he left.

808
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:44,240
But because he hasn't been paid, it's like, I don't know how that would work.

809
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:50,240
I mean, does he end up paying all with them? It just depends on the tax right then, doesn't it?

810
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:55,240
Because I'm sure he would have to pay them some of that. I don't know.

811
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:01,240
If it was him, I would just bear that out for three years.

812
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:09,240
But so he's reasoning because he wants to get back in England, but he's worried he's wanting to leave there.

813
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:13,240
The boy did in the first place. Yeah, because he was never going to get in there in the Saudi Pro League.

814
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:17,240
But if that was me, that's safe gate.

815
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:23,240
Look, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Look, I don't think the Saudi League's look up to standard.

816
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:29,240
So I need to see you in more competitive games to warrant me putting you in the team.

817
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:33,240
Because Jordan Hansen didn't even live in Saudi Arabia. He was living in Bahrain, wasn't he?

818
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:38,240
I don't know. Yeah. So where that city is, I don't even know.

819
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,240
Etihad? Al Qaeda? I don't know.

820
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,240
It's only half an hour from Bahrain. They're all housing.

821
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:49,240
Yeah. No, they fucking are. Al-Khalifa.

822
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:57,240
It's half an hour from Bahrain. And obviously there, the law is a bit more relaxed in terms of alcohol and women and all that stuff.

823
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:02,240
Yeah. Yeah. So we lived in Bahrain, drove half an hour to training.

824
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:07,240
Bahrain, lived in Bahrain. But I would fucking live there for three years.

825
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:12,240
Yeah, same with the brand of weed. Fucking ridiculous, innit? You just pull up with it.

826
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:18,240
But I know Benzema, he's been turned off for training and stuff because it just can't be arsed.

827
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:25,240
But again, you've done three months out there. That's 12 million or whatever at least.

828
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:29,240
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it then. I'm coming there.

829
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:35,240
He must have it in the contract where if he gets on loan or sold, he doesn't have to pay a tax or something.

830
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:41,240
These little things must have been written in where he doesn't want to say, I'm leaving, because he's just fucking not turning up.

831
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:47,240
Yeah. It's shit, innit? I mean, he might have won it.

832
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:52,240
But if someone offered me, I'd fucking do it. Yeah, you'd do it. I'd fucking, I would.

833
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:58,240
Yeah. If someone fucking turned around and says to me, yeah, I'll pay you £3,000 away for a fucking sign.

834
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:05,240
Do it, yeah. Yeah. As long as I'm not getting feasted. Or sucking dick.

835
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:12,240
At least a big dick. You don't want to get fucking choked out on a fucking schlong every week, would you?

836
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:18,240
I suppose that's a kink. Not getting choked out on a big dick. That's it. You never know.

837
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:23,240
Right. Thanks for that email anyway. She knows James, innit?

838
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:28,240
We are, well, what Kim went on about. Yeah, no, thanks for email.

839
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:33,240
Yeah. Yeah. And as I always appreciate it.

840
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:41,240
You know, links are all in the descriptions. Log it, share it, subscribe if you're new, follow, depending on what platform you're all on and that.

841
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:46,240
And yeah, keep it real. See you next week. Bye.