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Hi everyone, happy new year and welcome back to the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts

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Ash and JD. So yeah, happy new year.

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Happy new year.

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And it probably is going to be the last year that we ever have because of all this Miami

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alien stuff that's going on. I called it last year. Yeah, you did. So it's not anything

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that I've seen on any of the mainstream media. It's only ever been on the TikToks, which

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I've for myself, I've spent a little bit more than the average amount of time that I normally

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do on it this week. Yeah. I suppose just in between waiting for paint to dry or sitting

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on the toilet, you know, before properly washing up or making sure it's all nice and clean.

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Standing up. Yeah. Standing up. Not two. Yeah. So I've seen all these videos of the Miami

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alien attack. Yeah. So you've only just seen your fresh mind, fresh, fresh opinions. Yeah.

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Real talk. No, it's just strange, isn't it? I mean, you know, I did say that I think this

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year it's going to progress because I just thought last year it just started a bit more

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than usual. Well, there was a few, wasn't there? I think they shot down and it made

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me want to have Alaska. Do you remember that one earlier? Yeah. Yeah. There was the TikTok

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back, the UAP that was flying around. Yeah. I don't know if it was in Mexico or something.

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The ones in the garden. The garden and I have apparently the mummified reminds me of one

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as well. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I just, I just thought it was just coming, you know,

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it's just coming ahead a little bit. Yeah. No, literally. I think it was on the 1st of

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January. Not have been on the 2nd, but yeah, this Miami shopping mall events. Yeah. It's

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a strange one. I mean, you know, that man, the police for what they said was just kids

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send off fireworks. Well, yeah, for, for a little bit of context for anyone that doesn't

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know about it, because not everyone is on TikTok. And as I say, it's not been on any

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of the mainstream television media. So big shock mall in Miami, the video show, you know,

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probably like hundreds, 200 police cars, all with the sirens on, all out. So there's literally

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just like one helicopter video circling around. The rest of it is just people on the phones

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outside of the area recording the police and everyone around. And then the reports are

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from the police is that a thousand kids. So youth, 14 to 16 years old, had planned and

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arranged to go, uh, look, stormy shopping mall and set off fireworks, crackers and all

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that stuff. But if you saw a thousand kids walking, obviously they're not going to walk

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in at one point, but obviously it's going to be large amounts flooding into the mall.

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So if you see like a thousand, you know, lads hooded together, or even 500, 200, 100, 450,

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you know, it's going to be suspicious. And so that's what I think it, it doesn't, the

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excuse doesn't bear well with me. So yeah, the police are saying it was an organized

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attack from the youth. Um, but out of a thousand, there was only four or four of these lads

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that have been arrested.

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So there, there's me thinking maybe there was just four and four that planned to do

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it on that same time as this has happened. So, so maybe just something like that. Yeah.

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You know, because a thousand now.

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Well, that's what they're saying. Um, because what baffles me was a thousand kids that have

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been on this and done it. How is the no video from one of their phones? Because they're

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all, all of them do all the time.

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Put it on live with neither Facebook, Instagram or Wacky shout on TikTok and that, but none

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of them have done it. Uh, no CCTV inside the shopping mall has been released either. Uh,

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because if it was just that, I don't know why they wouldn't release it. Showing the

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kids storming in, you know, we've seen it with, um, was it the world cup? Uh, when no,

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it wasn't world cup. It was the champions league game, uh, Liverpool, the fans were

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getting attacked outside the stadium and this and that we've seen it loads of times. Football

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as a prime example. Um, you know, uh, even with the, not really a riot protest with the,

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uh, many United fans infiltrating old Trafford, you know, the Rinseide recording themselves.

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And there was other police footage and that released from those events and they were a

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small scale compared to what's happened with this situation in Miami. So how does literally

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no one from the inside has been able to take a video?

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It just doesn't add up. Does it? A thousand kids walking into a shopping mall, send off

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fireworks for only getting arrested and having that many place, you know, place a riot and

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then only have a limited footage and limited information come out after the fact so far.

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So there was that many place there because apparently the 40 was an active shooting.

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Right. So, uh, obviously it's a big thing in America, the school shootings and everything.

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So they're just for some mad bastards are in there with the guns and the shooting at

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people. There's been some eyewitnesses of the people that were actually in the shopping

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mall, shopping, doing whatever. I don't know. They already do those things. Plus the American

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mall is different to our ones really. I know when the ball ring got done up in Birmingham,

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that was probably nearly 20 years ago. They tried to sort of make it similar to it.

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It's just not yet. The size just couldn't compete. Uh, when I went to San Francisco,

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I can't remember the big one. I don't even know if it's closed down or is it Macy's or

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it's got Macy's in it. Anyway, it's, it looks small from the inside. Like no small from

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the outside. Sorry. It looks not bigger than the boring, but then when you go into this

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fucking huge maze, it's like a maze. Uh, I can't remember the school actually, but yeah,

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you are right. So it's yeah. Yeah. The trod's making the same, but it's not. Um, but again,

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you know, for any of the people that haven't been there, just looking at the TV programs

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and the films and you get the gist of where we're from anyway. You know, it's no full

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shopping center. Yeah. So for the, the people that were actually in there doing what they

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were doing, um, there's a few people that have gone to tick tock and that and give their

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solid story. Um, so the one chap in particular that I've seen, he's give a full description.

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So he doesn't live in Miami. He was there. I think he said he's got like a time share

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or something. I don't know. But what is a time share? So essentially from what I have

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in my limited knowledge, it's just, um, a scam of where you get people to put money

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towards a pyramid scheme. Similar. Okay. Um, so essentially you get someone, uh, you get

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like five people to give you money to rent out your villa, your holiday home. So then

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they get to, uh, go on a schedule. So they'll have to log a calendar and then between the

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group of people that have paid you money, they have to organize themselves when they

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can go there and spend time. So it's essentially just a group of people that don't really know

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each other sharing a holiday home. Yeah. And just spend the cost. Yeah. Okay. It's a strange

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thing. Yeah. What do you have strange did our PP know it? Well, that's why I think

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it's more of an American thing as well. Too trusting. Yeah. But again, it probably would

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be easier because you imagine not trying to do with family members. Yeah. Yeah. It's going

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to be a little tight piece. Yeah. Especially if it's one that you are a lot, you want to

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go for it, go there for the weekend. You go and it's not left a mess because your cousins

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have been there the week before and not fucking tidy it up or whatever. So probably wouldn't

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be better in that sense, but I don't know. Um, so yeah, back to aliens. Uh, yeah. So

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he was like, yeah, uh, gone there with, uh, with my girl and then we was at the shop and

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all, uh, and then all of a sudden just seeing everyone running and he was quite comical

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to be fair. Cause he was like, you know, uh, fat, fat, fat bitches, like running, moving

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old people moving, but moving as fast as they shouldn't be able to move that long. They're

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back that the, the, the survival instincts kicked in there running. So they've left the

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shop and he's just says to his girl, Oh, you know, we're going, we're just, we're not checking

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out what's going on with dipping. And, uh, as he's turned around to see what's, like

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try and see what's going on, he was saying that he saw, I think it was like four or five,

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the way he describes it is like the shadows, but there wasn't translucent. You couldn't

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see from them. There were just like a black mist essentially. So you could probably make

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out that outline to see how tall they are, but you could see through them at the same

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time. Well, uh, I suppose the way I always saw it from his description is that if you've

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got your shadow on the wall, so you can see the shadow, you're not safe from the shadow.

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Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's got no, it's got

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no mass to it. He's had the right word or no matter to it. No mass is the right word.

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Isn't it? I dunno. Like knowledge science. He wanted to be, that was good description

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because from what you said, I could see what he's on about. That's the way I got it from

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the way he was trying to say it anyway. And so he was, uh, he says that the vlog seven

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to 10 foot tall. Um, so obviously taller than most people. And most people wouldn't then

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create those, them shadow themselves. So there would be no confusion from that. Unless there's

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lights on the floor, shining on plus if there's loads of people running, there wouldn't just

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be individual. So, uh, and then he's noticed that the coming towards them, but they're

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not really moving the limbs to just sort of like phasing in and out. So it's not, you'd

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see, I dunno, take 50 meters away. And then in an instant it's four meters closer and

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just moving all that to it and phase in and out. Um, so literally you just like, as soon

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as I've seen that he's just grabbed his goals and just ran even harder.

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The thing is though, like, see, we've talked about this before when we was on about ghosts.

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If you seen something like that, wouldn't you want to be that one guy that gets the

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footage? Cause that would be worth some money. Yeah. But so he actually says this on, because

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he says basically the reason why no one stopped to get any pictures or a video is that literally,

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so there was gunshots coming up as well. So essentially your security guards or the police

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that have come in shooting at these figures, these shadows. Yes. So he's literally just

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like survival mode. You went thinking about getting your phone out or anything. You just,

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you're moving to get out of this situation. And it goes on to say that once they were

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outside of the shopping mall, the police were ushering everyone to like a certain area and

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not letting them leave. Uh, but he was just like, nah, I won't get involved in that. I

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just got out of there, slipped past the crowd. And so he went back to his room log. Um, so

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essentially what he's getting at is that the people that were in there have been briefed

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to say nothing, nothing that they've actually seen happened. And then trying to allege this,

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uh, you know, thousand kids storming the Capitol and, uh, setting off the firework story, which

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is it's mad. Cause there's been a few other people coming out of that similar story as

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well. But he's the main one that I've seen give a full description on it. Um, it's, it

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is just baffling. And then there was the other video, I don't know if it was from a helicopter

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or whatever, but it's, it looks like a similar sort of being of what he described walking

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outside of the shopping mall in front of the police cars. But, uh, the official statement

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on that is that it's free people, not free officers walking next to each other. And the

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fair enough, it's too far away and too blurry, but it doesn't look like free people standing

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next to each other walking away. Um, it's yeah, it's, it's quite a strange one and considering

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it's not, there's just not been enough about it. How does no footage from anything? I mean,

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even if it is what they said it was, you would assume that it would make some kind of news.

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A thousand kids going into a mall and causing some kind of havoc or wanting to, you know,

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to, yeah, with shots being fired, you would think that would make some kind of headlines.

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Yeah, yeah. Surely it should be all over. Um, no, fair enough. I don't know about in

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America how much it's been broadcast. Yeah. So we've got all that. It should be on the

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news over here really of, you know, a mass shooting in America. Well, there was a shooting

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in America this week as we did the recording of how I remember where one person got killed.

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And I heard that on the news and I was one person or a side one person, but you know

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what I mean? Um, that might the news over here. I don't know. Yeah, it's just, yeah,

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it's just, it's just, it doesn't add up. Right. Does it? When you think about it, if the place

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a shooting weapons at something in security guards, obviously they have to get debriefed

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and obviously they've got cam cameras on them. So it's surprising how much this has been

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released yet. But again, even just the fact that, you know, you can't go anywhere. You

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can't even walk down a street without being caught by someone's ring door camera or something.

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So inside of a shopping mall, there's gonna be, I mean, of that scale, probably tens of

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thousands of security cameras around. Yeah, you'd think so. And so if it was just youth

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with fireworks and that just charging each other fucking around, how can they not give

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any foot job? And fair enough, some of the cameras are probably going to be surrounded

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by smoke. So you wouldn't see nothing apart from flashing lots, but then being cameras

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at other angles that would catch him now, fair enough. Yeah. It's been a matter of a

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couple of days. So not everyone would have been able to go through all the footage and

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getting, but it's not hard to go back. If you know, you would just literally just fast

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forward watch. So I'll be holding out for a couple of the shop owners or something leaking

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stuff if they can. But then there was another interesting one that I saw. So it might have

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been faked. We don't actually know for the lad was saying basically, I've only just seen

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this video on Tik Tok. My dad works for the police department, one of the police departments

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in Miami is running for sheriff. Because again, we've got the sheriff, you have to take exams

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to get each promotion. So yeah, he's like, I don't know, one exam away or whatever he

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says. So he FaceTimes his dad. So you can see the lads holding his phone with his dad's

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face right on it. So I dad, just seen about me saying, how are you attacking the shop

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more? Was you there? And his dad literally just says, I can't say anything about it.

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And he keeps asking him questions. So literally, I can't say anything about it. And it was

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like about 10 questions. I can't say anything. I can't say anything.

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Has he been proven that this person that he's actually in the police force?

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Let's say just going off this video. I don't know. Yeah, some person, some sleuth, but

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obviously, yeah, some people are probably going to try and lie about it. Just clouds

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and then you would find people that would want to back it up would know. So it's that

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be interesting to know. Yeah. But it goes deeper than as well. So as I've been scrolling

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through the T-Tox, there was a lady, I don't know what her name was, to be honest, but

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she was doing like one of these people are doing, all the time, it's in the footage that

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has been shown. And she says, but if all these places here at this moment, what is that hiding?

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What's going on somewhere else in Miami? So like how we see on the films when people are

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trying to rob a bank or whatever, they'll do a mass distraction in one area to do something

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in another area. So are we going to find out that something else happened at the same time,

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not the other side of the town or whatever. And then she also come out with, which again,

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something that I didn't hear about until I was looking at her videos. There was an earthquake,

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apparently, in New York. And it's the biggest one that's I don't know, in yours anyway.

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And New York's not really like a place that has earthquakes. So there was reports of a

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lot of bombs, explosions going off. And then there was a sort of picture of like a corner

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of a building and apartment block or something that all fell down. So from that, it was like

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a one point ice on the Richter scale of an earthquake, which isn't much, not enough for

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buildings to start falling down, and it wouldn't give explosion sounds. And then wouldn't have

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it just be gas pipes, gas pipes. Well, again, so it leads on from there. So there was manhole

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covers shooting up at the same time. And then they have the fire hydrants. Yeah. So it's

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what the firemen attach their hoes to set up, well, to put out a fire. Some of those

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the leads were popping off and water spraying everywhere. So for how small of an earthquake

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it was allegedly, stuff like that shouldn't have happened. It should have just been a

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little bit of a rattle that you feel really. So there was that. And then she went on to

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say about the underground train, the rails that they have, what is it? Subway. Subways,

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that's it. So there was an incident around the same time. So not literally like the same

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day. I think it was a day or two, either earlier or after where there was a collision between

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two of these subway trains. One of them had been vandalised and, I don't know, set off

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the tracks on how so it was all graffiti up and whatever. And then the other one ended

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up hitting to it. But a witness report from the one that was moving says that they'd heard

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explosions going off. And then like a minute or two after was when they hit the other train.

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But obviously the official statements trying to say that it was just a collision. Yeah.

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And no fatalities. But I think it was like 20 something people have got serious injuries

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that have been hospitalised. And then so because of that, that was leading to more

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manholes and that shooting off because of this explosion from the two trains colliding.

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So stuff's going on in America, definitely. Why are they trying to destroy or why are things

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happening in the subways and that as well? Why are the fucking manholes shooting off and stuff?

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Merck always seems to be a hospital, doesn't it? Like strange happenings. Well, yeah.

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You know, there's always, I suppose you can go to, you know, Wyoming, Colorado, where it's just

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vast and you can probably hear stories, dog strange stories. Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird one.

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But it's mad. It just makes you think, is America under attack or something?

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You just don't know what they've got or what, you know what I mean?

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Yeah. If, if, for instance, if that did shoot down an aircraft over Alaska,

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is this like, no, something happening? I don't know.

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Yeah. It's, it's definitely a mad one, but obviously with all of this that goes on the,

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the phones, the algorithms start giving you more things. And there's this one lad,

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I don't know, he's probably not 10 years old again, he's in America.

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And his mom keeps recording you because he keeps just coming out of all this stuff. And so she was

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saying, look, what's going on with the aliens? And he's basically saying, they're not going to

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come here and attack us. They need us, they need us for our resources and they need us to help them.

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So essentially what he was talking about was, with the old theories of the Mayans and whatever,

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we was like a slave race to these aliens, the Anunnaki of one of them as well.

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So essentially, this is a 10 year old lad signing, boys are signing still, but what's his?

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She's like, one of them, she's asking him, where are you getting this knowledge from?

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And he says, I don't know. It's just like in my head, maybe it's previous lives or they've put it

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in my head or something. And well, he's just, he seems like a way with the fairies because he's,

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he's just like doing other stuff. He's playing with the fairies and stuff.

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Doing other stuff. He's playing with his toys. He's messing around in the back of the car,

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the one video and that as well. And literally she's just asking him the questions and he's

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giving the answers again. One of them, she asked if God's real and he says, God isn't the concept of

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what people make out. God is the energy source. So our souls are from God power. Every atom that's

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out there is God power. So essentially you don't believe in God. You don't believe in yourself.

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And if you were to take the God power out of something, it would cease to exist.

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So yeah, some of these things that he's coming out with, it's weird.

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He shouldn't be signing for a 10 year old really.

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Yeah. For little kids and then saying, well, cause he's not like, he's trying to preach to the choir

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or anything. He's just, he's doing these things. Yeah. And it's like his mom's asking him

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the questions. So obviously from a young age, he's always come out with stuff and she's like,

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hang on now I can fucking make these videos and post them somewhere. So I'm sure I'll see

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more about that going on. So yeah, Stephanie leading to the end of the world then, isn't it?

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Seems that way. Yeah. You know, 2024, that's going to be the end I think then.

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It's a bit of a mad year to end it on though, isn't it? What 2024?

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That and the Libya. But why give us an extra day if they're going to end it all off?

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Well, yeah, I mean, we'll see. I'm still seeing the more of these videos coming out about the

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solo players coming from the sun as well. So as we touched up on it, I think it was last week's

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episode of what we think is going to end the world or happen this year or any way.

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So with the one that I'll keep getting more videos of, this black hole that's in the sun,

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it's 60 times larger than that as well. And yeah, it's just speaking out these sort of players.

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And one of them, I think that one of them was saying, well, not one of the players,

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one of these people was saying that from people's, what is it, when they think of what's going on,

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they think of what's going to happen. One of these people's predictions is that I think it was March

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that was saying that these solo players are going to come and hit us. There's a travel log, 1.8

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million moles per second. So literally, as soon as this players in the right position, it's going to

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hit us in a matter of minutes. And so there'd be nothing that we could do. And yet literally,

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if one does hit us in the right way, all the satellites will just be wiped out. So we'd have

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no internet, wouldn't be able to use the phones or anything, no TV. And yeah, it will affect

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everything, livestock, all the harvests and whatever. So even just farming, I don't know

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how it would affect all of that so much. But yeah, I think we're going to start stacking up on

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rations. There's one way or another, we're going to need them, haven't we?

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Get the toilet paper and get.

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Yeah, definitely would stock up on toilet paper.

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But if, right, so a question for me, if something was going to happen,

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look, you know, this alien invasion already started up there and that. So let's just say we knew

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we've got like a week to get prepared.

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And does everyone know?

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But the whole world knows.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we've got to be fair. So I suppose you wouldn't even get a week.

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Let's just say we've got three days of a warning. It's everywhere. It's actually on the TV then

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looking right three days, chips going down. What are you doing? What? Let's just make it easy.

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Five things that you're definitely going to get to help bunker up in the house or whatever.

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Five necessities that you get.

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It's a tricky one, isn't it? Especially now, obviously, we're having a newborn, so you can't

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really because I would say you'd have to flee. But it would just be for me, it'd be too hard.

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You know, I think so. So I've said.

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Keep it so long. You're just going to stay in the house.

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Oh, so. So all the things you get so that you know that you can fucking

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survive in the house for a little bit.

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I'm not sure. So for me, I'd definitely get as much toilet paper as.

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Yeah, I mean, I think so. Yeah, yeah. So necessity.

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Yes, toilet paper. I definitely get that.

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Loads of bottles of water. Yeah.

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Yeah. And then what I would get is maybe like a little cold barbecue, just in case,

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you know, they turn the gas off or stuff like that.

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Yeah, the gas and all that would be going off, wouldn't it? So maybe a barbecue.

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We haven't got one just to cook. Yeah.

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Yeah, I think it's just, you know, probably not toothpaste.

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I was going to say toothpaste would be a main one for me as well.

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Obviously, no, I'm going to buy a big one.

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You'd have to get a load of former. Yeah, former.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So I think that was.

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Well, it was. I mean, she's decided to get in a ticky mouth.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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But yeah, it's mad.

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I think it's going to be an interesting year.

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As we said, there was a good few.

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Everyone's been interested, hasn't it? Yeah, yeah.

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There's always something. I mean, they're always fucking in sport.

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Otherwise, another struggle.

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Well, hopefully we get an election this year, at least.

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So that means one of those dickheads will get out.

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I know this isn't a political podcast anyway, but

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I'm definitely going to vote this year as and when I tried looking at the other day.

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When's it going to be a general election?

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Nothing. There's no set date or anything.

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So yeah, I'll be keeping on that because just sick of it.

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Like fucking all this shit going on all the time.

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I've actually been looking into a lot of these parties a bit more.

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The only one that seems good is Reform UK.

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You go through all their policies and everything is to help British people.

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Not as in like a Brexit sort of way or a racist sort of way.

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Like the way that UKIP was years ago.

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It's literally lowering taxes, raising your intake bracket.

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Immigration will just be for people that are going to come and actually

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have jobs and whatever.

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If you haven't got ID, you can't come in.

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I think that's the essential thing is just whatever your views are on immigration.

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Because obviously as the UK, we do take too many people in being a small oil and

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supposedly that might not depend on your view on the circumstance.

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So yeah, I know what you're saying.

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There's more to it than immigration stuff.

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Yeah, it's just you know, you just got to, yeah, I don't know.

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I don't want to make you too political.

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But it's literally everything that's on there.

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You agree with me.

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Yeah, it's a lot, even more money for the armed forces, better training and stuff.

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And then the police actually doing what they're meant to do.

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So yeah, patrolling, sorting out proper crimes and stuff.

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The one thing that you don't see anymore is you don't see police walking around the streets

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in local neighborhoods.

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You see probably uptown and around when a certain event's going on.

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But I remember as a kid, just walking around the street.

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You don't see more police around than that.

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But strangely, I've had, I don't know, probably about three days in a row this week,

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I've noticed a police car coming past.

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And I don't know if they're doing it every so often, but you know when they just quickly

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flick the siren, so it gives a lot of that whoop whoop.

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Yeah.

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They just do that and it's almost around outside my house because I'll keep hearing it.

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Even the dogs are looking around at what's going on.

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So I don't know, I know there's a few farms on the end of my road,

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not potato farms, more like tomato farms.

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So maybe they're just getting ready for another stint because every now and again,

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you do see a little ride going on down the road.

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I don't know if I've said it before, but I remember the one morning there was like 12 of them all

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standing on the corner as I'm walking the dog.

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Because he's wanting to walk over to say hello.

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Oh yeah, new people.

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Yeah, I'll have to drag him a lot more in,

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because it was stupid o'clock in the morning,

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they're all there ready to fucking outrave on the houses or something.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, there's a...

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There was something else I was going to say then as well,

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that popped in my head, but it's gone, it's gone.

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But never mind that anyway.

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Rattled on long enough, about the end of the world.

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And we don't want it all to be doom and gloom.

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No, we don't.

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So we shall get on to some correspondence, some emails as always.

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Yeah, if you want to send any emails in yourself,

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it's realtalkingpod at gmail.com.

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On the YouTube Real Talking Podcast,

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Twitter X is at Ash and JD.

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You all know what to do, he's nowhere to find us.

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Just send in the messages, anything you want,

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any questions, need some advice, you know.

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Just pay for all of it.

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That's what we're here for.

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Just to give the realest of responses for all of your needs

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while we're calming in your ears.

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So yeah, firstly, we've got an email from Steve.

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Steve.

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What's the most inappropriate thing that's happened to you in your workplace?

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Oh, fuck you now.

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Oh, I remember one, and this is the first thing that comes to mind.

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So back in the day, you know,

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back in the day, you know,

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Prash Tunes word on the phone, you used to have to get a little book.

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Now I can't remember what it was called.

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I think it was called,

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you know about the Yellow Page?

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No, no, no, there was a book for it, mate.

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There was a book for it.

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Honestly,

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I think it was called, was it Phoenix or fucking Arizona?

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I'm getting Phoenix.

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I might be wrong with that.

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So basically, in our workplace, when we used to have,

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it used to be really big, we used to have the yard at the back

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and the yard at the back was just full of porn.

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I don't know where it come from, but like there was some new stuff in there.

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So some person brought new stuff, but he was,

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and again, I don't know who brought it in there.

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So it was just like a book full of porn.

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So it was just like a book full of prostitutes.

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And I knew it was new because the one lad used to ring him up

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and we used to have a laugh.

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Like he used to be like, hey, how are you, babe?

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What are you offering then?

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And she was like, well, what do you want?

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And he used to say like the most filthy stuff.

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And she'd be like, yeah, yeah.

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And he'd be like, yeah, well, I want this and want that.

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And I'd literally just play before and we used to have a laugh.

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But the most inappropriate stuff is,

410
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,500
one time one of the lads pull a load of them in my bag.

411
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:30,580
So I went to my girlfriend's drive to work at the time and I was sick.

412
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:35,140
So I'm like, oh my God.

413
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:38,500
Because yeah, so that's probably the most inappropriate thing.

414
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:42,180
Because obviously that can get you into like trouble.

415
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,980
That's asking for it.

416
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:46,500
Do you remember those books?

417
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,580
I think I know which one is your other bag.

418
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:50,980
And he used to have like a picture of the other one.

419
00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:54,820
And he used to have like a picture of like, never used to show the face,

420
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:57,300
but like he used to be like a body and then like have the name,

421
00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:01,140
not their number then and used to call all sex and whatever.

422
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:06,020
Yeah, because I remember with the daddy sport,

423
00:35:06,820 --> 00:35:12,020
which was the porno version of the sun and the daddy star.

424
00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:16,580
I know if you went towards the back of that, then that would have.

425
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:18,340
Classified as the whatever.

426
00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:20,180
Yeah, so he could call up on that.

427
00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:21,220
So this would have like.

428
00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:25,620
When I remember, he would have like Birmingham

429
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:27,620
and then the area in Birmingham,

430
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:29,700
or because he was like a West Midlands one.

431
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:33,860
So we'd have like, I don't know, Tamworth near in Tamworth,

432
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,020
Wharframpton, where they are in Wharframpton.

433
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,420
And yeah, you never see.

434
00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:39,220
Oh my God.

435
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,620
I probably would have, but as I said last week,

436
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:44,020
my memories are terrible sometimes.

437
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:47,060
I don't know where that porn collection come from.

438
00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,500
I mean, it was stacks upon stacks.

439
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:54,180
Just imagine it, let's just say it was the gaffer

440
00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:56,740
just in the back, just blanking all the time on the phone.

441
00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,380
Yeah, it's weird.

442
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,380
Yeah, so that for me is probably the most.

443
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:03,620
Yeah, I'd say probably the one.

444
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,820
There's probably more that I can think of,

445
00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:06,340
but that's the first one that comes to mind.

446
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,460
One of the funniest times for myself,

447
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,700
so the company I was working for,

448
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,700
the one lads, he was from Liverpool

449
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,300
and so obviously his nickname was Scouse.

450
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:20,020
Used to call me a leprechaun and that.

451
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:25,700
But we was on this one job, Rewarren House.

452
00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:29,700
He's gone upstairs to start doing whatever.

453
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,980
I was downstairs and the lady has literally just

454
00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:36,100
left out the house, gone to the shop.

455
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,780
So yeah, she's walked out the door

456
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:41,460
and like a minute or two later,

457
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,620
and was like, Jay, Jay, fucking.

458
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:44,340
I was like, what?

459
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:47,060
So I've gone to the look, the bottom of the stairs.

460
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,700
He's standing up at the top.

461
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,220
He's stripped down.

462
00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:56,180
He's in a pair of her lingerie, so bra and knickers.

463
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:58,260
And he's got a dildo waving above his head.

464
00:36:58,260 --> 00:36:59,860
Like some fucking trouble.

465
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:00,980
Like American pot.

466
00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:02,260
Yeah, like, hey.

467
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,300
And I'm like, I'm sorry, laugh.

468
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,220
I'm like, what are you fucking doing?

469
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:10,420
And within seconds of that happening, the doors opened.

470
00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:13,940
So I'll fucking shit myself, turn around,

471
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,100
luckily it was our supervisor.

472
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,620
And he's just fucking looked up, shook his head.

473
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:22,660
He's gone, go put that back where you found it.

474
00:37:22,660 --> 00:37:24,660
Fucking and get dressed as well.

475
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:28,100
But fucking out, gas fucking sank back.

476
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,020
Cause I'm thinking, ah, she's the woman.

477
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,780
Look, she's forgot a purse or something.

478
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:34,260
Can he stand in there fucking just in a bra and knickers?

479
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:37,380
So yeah, that was probably one of the funniest ones.

480
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:40,180
I mean, over the years, it's been a few fucking

481
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,460
just stupid ones where inappropriate comments

482
00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:46,180
from customers and that, but we don't need to talk about all those.

483
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:48,020
Thanks for that, Steve.

484
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,660
Thanks, Steve.

485
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,540
James is fucking coming out of a bit of shit.

486
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:54,980
James, boy.

487
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:55,860
Yeah.

488
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:57,140
What's James saying?

489
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:58,980
So he's like, you know, it is shit.

490
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:00,340
No, no, but Moaning.

491
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:01,620
Well, he's not, he's true.

492
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,740
It doesn't matter how shit they are at the moment,

493
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:07,220
but I bet these dickheads are fucking glory on to Man City.

494
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:10,740
He's grown up in Preston or something.

495
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,180
Nothing to do with Man City.

496
00:38:12,180 --> 00:38:15,940
I bet he supported Leicester a few years ago, but now he's fucking won the title as well.

497
00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:19,300
Are you saying that he's a, is it glory chase?

498
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,580
Yeah, glory Hunter, ain't it?

499
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:22,980
Fucking now I know some people have been like,

500
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,700
See, I think.

501
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:26,740
Yeah, but you're a glory Hunter because you're, you know, I said that.

502
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:30,820
I had no choice grabbing up and I was fortunate at the time,

503
00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:32,100
you know, we've been in everything,

504
00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:36,020
but I'm still supporting them now for all this shit.

505
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:41,860
See, I think James is like, probably lives in Plymouth, supports Plymouth.

506
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:44,500
There every week, get the badge in soon.

507
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,740
No, I doubt he, he needs to fucking come out.

508
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,780
James, or back.

509
00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:52,580
Orick is like a league one, league two team when he's solid.

510
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,740
Nah, man, nah, shit house.

511
00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:58,100
He's going to be like that fucking dweeb or the one with the glasses.

512
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,620
Or you want some, you want some.

513
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:04,340
Oh, as a Man City fan, he's going to be a little dweeb.

514
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,300
James, James is on it.

515
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,460
So what she said is just my new issue.

516
00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:08,660
Yeah, no, not Moaning.

517
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:11,780
What games are you playing?

518
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:15,300
Yeah, so he's asked because obviously we said about the game.

519
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:16,980
So he's asked what games are you playing then?

520
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,260
This is the thing for me, obviously, trying to get back into it.

521
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:25,540
Starfield is the game that I want to get and get into.

522
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:25,940
Yeah.

523
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:28,020
And then obviously, so that's the one of the moment

524
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,460
that I want to try to get back into.

525
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:34,260
Also, I want to start playing Pokemon Black and White and the DS.

526
00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:37,140
I think, did you ever finish Arceus?

527
00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:39,140
No, no, I haven't started Arceus, mate.

528
00:39:39,140 --> 00:39:40,660
Well, you need to fucking do that as well.

529
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:43,540
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's just, yeah.

530
00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:45,940
So that's what the game I'm trying to get into, James.

531
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:49,380
And obviously when GTA comes out, I think next year,

532
00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:52,020
GTA 6 is something that I really want to get into.

533
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:52,980
I thought it was coming out this year.

534
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:58,180
No, it was the 2025 is the release at the moment.

535
00:39:58,180 --> 00:39:59,620
Oh, I love those.

536
00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:02,740
I've not really looked into it much because, I mean, again,

537
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:08,660
only a handful of times I've ever played the number five.

538
00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,980
Yeah, I'm just trying to think, yeah, because I never owned it.

539
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:12,580
It was only for someone else's.

540
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:18,020
Plus, it was mainly, I just watched the videos of other YouTubers

541
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:19,780
and you was watching that Twitter and that.

542
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:22,100
Yeah, I played that online version of it.

543
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:24,500
I think I called that GTA 6 even though it isn't.

544
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:29,460
It's just basically someone just took their map basically.

545
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:33,140
You know, you can go into a district and, you know,

546
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,220
what's it called?

547
00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:36,020
What the do that?

548
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,020
It's like a mod.

549
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:38,980
Yeah, yeah.

550
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:42,340
So there's people playing it called a GTA 6 even though it's not.

551
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,340
It's just an online version of it, obviously.

552
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,820
Yeah, it was, yeah.

553
00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:49,300
I've already done any of them once.

554
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,860
It was on the Switch.

555
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:55,940
I'd been playing, look, this was obviously last year.

556
00:40:55,940 --> 00:41:01,460
I had been playing Legend of Heroes, the trials games.

557
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:05,380
So I played the one of them,

558
00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:08,660
started playing another one, the next one on the Switch.

559
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:12,180
But then the missy's getting me the PS5.

560
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:18,980
She bought, again, of the franchise trials of Cold Steel,

561
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,700
one, two and three.

562
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:25,140
So again, because there's like an order to how you play them,

563
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:27,220
because the stories intertwine with each other,

564
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:29,620
even though it's different regions and whatever.

565
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:34,420
So I started playing Cold Steel one and that's

566
00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:38,020
tying into the other one that I've already played.

567
00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:42,020
So if I want to do it in order, I need to finish that one first now.

568
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:45,540
So Cold Steel one, then go back to the other one that I was playing.

569
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,820
I think it's got trials to resource, something like that.

570
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:52,180
Finish that and then I can go on to Cold Steel two.

571
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:56,740
So I do like them sort of games, to be fair, because it links together.

572
00:41:56,740 --> 00:42:00,260
Right. I was going to say, because my problem is I play a game for a few hours,

573
00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:03,860
like Kingdom Hearts 3, put like 15 hours to it and just stop.

574
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:07,140
Same with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet.

575
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:12,660
I'm fucking hard with it because even I started playing

576
00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:17,940
one of the old Pokemon games while I was in the hospital.

577
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:20,580
I was in the hospital, obviously, while Carla was giving birth.

578
00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:24,340
Not while she was giving birth, but while she was waiting for her to give birth.

579
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:24,840
Yeah.

580
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:28,980
And even then I'm looking for the right Pokemon, just to EV train.

581
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,900
But I'm not going to do competitive, so it doesn't matter,

582
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,900
as long as I can run through the game.

583
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:38,820
I know. Fortunately, I've never been that Pokemon game.

584
00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:41,940
That's what I tried and that's why, because I'm the Pokemon game,

585
00:42:41,940 --> 00:42:44,420
I think I'm like 10 or 12 hours into it.

586
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:46,420
And I still haven't even gone to the first gym yet.

587
00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:49,140
It's just, I've got to stop dealing with that guy.

588
00:42:49,780 --> 00:42:51,620
Yeah. So that's my problem with that.

589
00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:54,980
So James, thanks for your email and I'll do it great.

590
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:56,420
My new arm, shit.

591
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:59,140
Yeah, but most teams are at the moment.

592
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:01,140
Look, I'm not getting into Ranvah.

593
00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:02,740
No, because...

594
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,180
Look, Mark, do you want...

595
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,900
Look, Mark, just get him onto the podcast.

596
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,660
We've had enough. James has had enough.

597
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:10,740
James, don't get it.

598
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:15,460
James, well, you know, if he's a Man City fan,

599
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:18,980
they're not doing the best this season, Ebrard.

600
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:20,980
Well, they've had a good year though, haven't they?

601
00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,420
He's probably a Liverpool fan, there.

602
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:23,300
Fucking scouts.

603
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:26,420
Well, yeah, cheers, James.

604
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:27,300
Yeah, thank you.

605
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:28,260
Fucking Jimbo.

606
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:32,180
Kirstie, little Kirst.

607
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,340
You guys kill me.

608
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:38,580
Not literally, obviously, because last week it was

609
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:42,180
the keys that she had the one on, it's not...

610
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:44,180
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

611
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,460
...bushing off.

612
00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:46,980
That's it, though, Joe.

613
00:43:46,980 --> 00:43:48,820
You know, well, what's she saying now?

614
00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:49,940
Let's get into it, so...

615
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:53,220
So, just keeping it neat at least is fine.

616
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:55,060
So, again, on the Pubek region.

617
00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:57,300
And then she's just...

618
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,340
She's asking you a question.

619
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:00,820
So, how's being a dad then, Ash?

620
00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,540
Yeah, oh, thank you for that.

621
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:04,740
No, it's...

622
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:06,660
It's...

623
00:44:07,860 --> 00:44:08,180
It's...

624
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:11,060
I'm trying to find the right word to say.

625
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:13,220
You're still trying to get the root, so you know, yeah.

626
00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:17,940
It's difficult to say at the moment, because at the time of this recording,

627
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:22,180
obviously, I had two weeks of maternity, so I spent a week in the hospital,

628
00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:26,980
a week with them both, and then I went back to work for a week and a half,

629
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:32,660
then I had a week and a half for Christmas, and then it's just going back to that routine.

630
00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,260
So, just finding that new normal.

631
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:40,420
But no, apart from that, it's really nice, obviously, having a little girl is, you know,

632
00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:42,900
for me, it's extra special, because that's what I wanted.

633
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:43,380
It's...

634
00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:47,940
The only thing I will say is, you do lose the...

635
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:51,780
You know, you just walk out the door and you don't think about it.

636
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:55,860
It's that aspect of when you want to walk out the door,

637
00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,900
that's the only thing I'm finding hard.

638
00:44:58,900 --> 00:44:59,860
Because you got to...

639
00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:00,900
You have to practice.

640
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,900
You got to hear it from someone today.

641
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,900
And obviously, that comes in time.

642
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:07,220
It's just that finding that new normal.

643
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:10,580
And yeah, so, no, it's going really well.

644
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:12,020
I'm enjoying it.

645
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:17,540
I'm enjoying the nappy changes, especially when she's pooped, because...

646
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:18,500
Fuck me, mate.

647
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,180
Fuck me, she fucking poops.

648
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:22,420
But no, but she's adorable.

649
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,700
She's beautiful.

650
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,140
So, yeah.

651
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:27,300
Getting a little bit ginger now as well, right?

652
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:27,800
Yeah.

653
00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:30,500
She just changes constantly.

654
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,620
Like, one day her hair looks blonde, then it looks ginger, then it looks brown.

655
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:37,940
And, you know, she's just... You know, when I look back at pictures

656
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:42,180
and she's only the time of this recording, five and a half weeks,

657
00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:44,180
you know, she's changed so much.

658
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:47,780
And yeah, so, no, she's doing really well and I'm really enjoying it.

659
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:49,940
And thank you for that, Kirsty.

660
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:50,900
That was a nice email.

661
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:54,500
She's taken a different turn to what she normally asks.

662
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:55,780
But no, I appreciate that.

663
00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:57,060
And thank you.

664
00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,100
Yeah, yeah.

665
00:45:58,100 --> 00:45:58,600
So, yeah.

666
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:00,900
Then we've got Lauren.

667
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:05,300
What embarrassing moment did you have to face because of autocorrect?

668
00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:07,060
Now, autocorrect is mad.

669
00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:09,620
Because literally, when I've texted you last night,

670
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:12,260
saying about this Miami stuff,

671
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:15,620
I've not even talked it in a search bar or anything,

672
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,820
but as I've started to type it, as soon as I put Miami,

673
00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:24,740
it autocorrected for Miami, alien, whatever it was.

674
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:27,540
So, yeah, autocorrect's weird, man.

675
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:31,220
Yeah, autocorrect's weird, man.

676
00:46:31,220 --> 00:46:35,540
I remember one time I was texting you, I can't move too far around.

677
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:38,500
I was texting you or Adam, but you was both with each other.

678
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:43,060
And I was texting something, I had texted it and it sounded like,

679
00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:47,220
I remember what I wanted to say, but it seemed like I was like,

680
00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:48,260
why are you with him?

681
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:50,660
And to know what are you doing with him?

682
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:51,540
But do you know what I mean?

683
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:52,180
Like it was that.

684
00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:54,980
And I remember like, I can't remember, I remember it was you and Adam.

685
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,740
And I remember after the call when he was up and go,

686
00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:59,460
wait, just send a message to Adam.

687
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:00,340
It's not what I meant.

688
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,900
It's autocorrected in case he's like, you know, I had to...

689
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,980
Yeah, I can't remember this.

690
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:06,100
This was years ago.

691
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:07,380
I mean, like years ago.

692
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:11,860
It's when I had a new phone, because I used to take autocorrect off

693
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:15,300
and you know, when you used to do like the, you know, text like,

694
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,340
you was in a year.

695
00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:16,900
Yeah, short.

696
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:21,220
And yeah, it was just autocorrected everything.

697
00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:23,780
It just seemed like I was being a right prick over something.

698
00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:25,940
So I've had to call, I can't remember now who it was,

699
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:28,820
but I know you was with Adam and I had to call you up and go,

700
00:47:28,820 --> 00:47:30,820
I've just called you, like just message her.

701
00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:35,140
Yeah, it's all the corrected, but it seemed like I was being like,

702
00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:36,020
why has he done that?

703
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:39,380
When I like, instead of saying where you, you know,

704
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,860
it was something just so tedious like that.

705
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:44,100
But I remember at the time being so panicky.

706
00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:47,620
Yeah, yeah, I already can't remember that.

707
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:50,500
See, most of the time I don't use autocorrect anywhere.

708
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:57,060
Look, plus most of the time when I've wrote a text, I'll read it before I sense it.

709
00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,420
No, no, I don't do that.

710
00:47:58,420 --> 00:47:59,620
No, because it cracks me up.

711
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:03,940
Look, if I've put something wrong or if there is a word spelt wrong

712
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:07,940
or not used the right grammar or not, I don't try and claim to be fucking,

713
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:12,180
you know, smart or anything, but I do like to use a bit of punctuation.

714
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:12,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

715
00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:14,660
Because it's one of the worst things.

716
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:17,380
You're trying to read it and there's no, there's no breaking it.

717
00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:19,060
You can fall stop or a commerce.

718
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:19,860
You get confused.

719
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:22,900
It's hard to read how people convey things on a text.

720
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,180
To be honest, because I do that now, like with the commerce and everything.

721
00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:29,220
And like when I put my comment, whatever.

722
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:32,500
So when you do get a message where it doesn't have that,

723
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:35,140
it is hard sometimes to break it up.

724
00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:38,900
Especially, because if you're trying to put a point across,

725
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:41,220
but you don't want to sound angry or sarcastic,

726
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:43,380
you need to use this punctuation.

727
00:48:43,940 --> 00:48:46,500
Because a few times I've had, well, more than a few times,

728
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,580
a lot of times I've had a message from someone

729
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:50,740
and you think, are they in a mood or?

730
00:48:50,740 --> 00:48:51,940
You don't know how to read it sometimes.

731
00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:52,660
Yeah.

732
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:55,860
And then other ones, you know, mom and dad and that,

733
00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:59,860
they can be the worst for it where it's a long message.

734
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:01,860
There's no full stops or anything.

735
00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:03,300
I'm like, I don't know what you're saying there.

736
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,140
Then they've not tried to read it and it's like words not spout,

737
00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:10,180
words and so I end up just ringing,

738
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,820
like, I don't know what you said, what is going on.

739
00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:17,380
Again, because mom keeps drawing the same of these emojis in that log.

740
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:19,940
And I don't know what they are, but it comes up on my phone.

741
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,060
There's like question marks.

742
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:21,560
Yeah.

743
00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:23,620
I'm like, mom, just stop sending me emojis.

744
00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:24,420
I don't need them.

745
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:24,920
Yeah.

746
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:26,580
They're not more, every now and again,

747
00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:28,580
a little thumbs up or a little smiley face, whatever.

748
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:30,820
Yeah, but if you want to send all these random ones,

749
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:33,140
my phone doesn't know it, don't send it, man.

750
00:49:33,940 --> 00:49:36,340
But yeah, I've never really,

751
00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,220
I've never really sent a message to anyone.

752
00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:42,740
I have sent a message to Keefa.

753
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:43,780
This was years ago.

754
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:47,940
And I was lying in bed and was meant for someone else

755
00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:49,300
because I was messaging both of them.

756
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,980
You know, like how now he has the previous,

757
00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,020
you know how it is now.

758
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,460
It was like the old former.

759
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:59,460
And I did send the message that was meant to be for the other person to Keefa,

760
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:01,940
but that one nasty to him or nothing.

761
00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:03,860
It was just inappropriate for him to have.

762
00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:07,460
To be fair to Keefa, he's one of the lads.

763
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:09,940
I was like, when I was done, I was like, fuck, he's going to attack everyone.

764
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,140
I've just put in this message.

765
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,380
So I've texted him, mate, that one for you.

766
00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:14,020
Don't tell anyone.

767
00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:16,500
He's never ever mentioned it ever.

768
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,260
So I don't know.

769
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:24,740
See, again, I've never done anything like that from off the top of my head anyway.

770
00:50:24,740 --> 00:50:28,260
I've had loads of them where people are sent to me that do a message to someone else.

771
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:32,260
But yeah, for myself, Lord, no, because I always.

772
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:36,260
How about when you used, no, I can't, no, I don't want to say that.

773
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:38,740
I know what you're getting to back in the day when I was.

774
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:44,740
Like with pictures, did you receive or maybe sent the wrong pictures to the wrong person?

775
00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,980
See, again, I never really used to send any pictures.

776
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,980
I don't think there's anyone out there that's got a dick pic from me.

777
00:50:54,980 --> 00:50:56,900
I received a lot of pictures back in the day.

778
00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:01,300
Yeah, no, I never used to really send pictures or anything.

779
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:04,180
So, no, none of that for me.

780
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:08,420
Again, because we're from a time where, you know, before Snapchat and all that shit log.

781
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:14,340
So, you know, it's not like we've been a part of that culture, doing that kind of thing.

782
00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:19,860
So, yeah, no, I've never really had any confusions or anything like that.

783
00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,620
I've been quite fortunate as far as I know.

784
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:26,500
There's just got to be some people out there that's done epic files like with NA.

785
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:30,260
I mean, I assume that Jess might have done that.

786
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:31,060
No, that was Lauren that was.

787
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:32,500
Sorry, is that Lauren? Sorry.

788
00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,220
Sorry, Lauren.

789
00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:36,740
I assume that Lauren has maybe had a similar experience.

790
00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:37,780
Yeah, yeah.

791
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:43,780
Yeah, if you've got an auto correct file, then send it in.

792
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:44,340
Let us know.

793
00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:47,540
Yeah, because I always assume when people ask these questions,

794
00:51:47,540 --> 00:51:53,780
there must have, it must have happened to them or someone that I've known for them to ask all these.

795
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:54,660
Maybe, I don't know.

796
00:51:54,660 --> 00:51:57,860
Yeah, I don't know.

797
00:51:57,860 --> 00:52:00,980
Yeah, I really, because I was trying to think about it when I was,

798
00:52:00,980 --> 00:52:02,740
because I've done the same, put it on the notes and that,

799
00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:06,180
or I was trying to think about it and yeah, I've never known.

800
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:08,340
Yeah, I've never really messed around.

801
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:11,220
I don't know.

802
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:18,180
I suppose because I prefer to phone a lot of things, a lot of people more so as well.

803
00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:18,740
Yeah.

804
00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:19,940
Than sit there texting.

805
00:52:20,820 --> 00:52:22,100
Yeah, I'm a big text no more.

806
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:28,020
If I'm on a text frat, then I'd rather just call and have a lot of time to get it done with.

807
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:28,520
Yeah.

808
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:34,740
Well, again, because when we was younger, I know we still do it from time to time now,

809
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:39,540
but we'd spend hours on the phone just talking about the same stuff.

810
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:43,060
So this was years ago when it was a landline thing.

811
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:45,940
Yeah, and you used to get like the first hour or half an hour free.

812
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:51,940
Yeah, so it was literally, you get an hour for free and then they'd start charging you.

813
00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:54,500
So we'd get to like 59 minutes.

814
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:54,980
Yeah.

815
00:52:54,980 --> 00:52:56,500
It was mad how we'd time it as well.

816
00:52:57,780 --> 00:53:01,140
It's nearly an hour and we'd hang up and then call each other back again.

817
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:04,020
I remember like being on the phones here and my mum used to go,

818
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:05,380
I hope you've put that phone down.

819
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:13,300
It's mad because I remember us even saying it back then,

820
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,700
how have we just been able to speak about the same stuff that's happened throughout the day.

821
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:20,740
That we've been at school and all that, or just have to school.

822
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:25,140
And then it was the same conversations day in, day out, every week and that.

823
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:27,220
But we'd still just do it and it was just weird.

824
00:53:28,900 --> 00:53:29,860
Good times, mate.

825
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:32,420
Yeah, I was just about to say, I suppose it was simpler times and that.

826
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,020
Less things to do really.

827
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:38,740
Even though we had computers and stuff and we was always out and about.

828
00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:44,740
But yeah, it was just, I suppose you don't really get that kind of thing now.

829
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:48,740
Because of the loads of the Snapchats and the TikToks.

830
00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:56,420
Yeah, there's just loads of now of WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Snapchat.

831
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:57,460
There's just email.

832
00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:00,660
And then messaging.

833
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,660
I don't know, it's fucking...

834
00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:03,780
Black dogs.

835
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,780
Do you remember when Blackberry Pim was a thing?

836
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,220
What happened to Blackberry?

837
00:54:07,220 --> 00:54:08,020
Remember that?

838
00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:10,820
Well, the phones are still around.

839
00:54:10,820 --> 00:54:17,620
But Blackberry Messenger, I know there was a big thing about it when it was still the actual program.

840
00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:22,820
But essentially that was just WhatsApp before it started learning.

841
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:24,820
You know, again, I can't stand WhatsApp.

842
00:54:24,820 --> 00:54:25,780
It cracks me up.

843
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:28,820
I bet I could go on there now and there'll be loads of people there.

844
00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:32,020
I bet I could go on there now and there'll be loads of messages that I haven't seen.

845
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:34,180
WhatsApp, I really like WhatsApp.

846
00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:38,820
Just because you can just put you all in the group and then you can communicate that way.

847
00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:41,380
Yeah, but that's in general the main thing that I don't like.

848
00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:43,620
Because it's not just the lads group chat.

849
00:54:43,620 --> 00:54:45,780
There's the family chats and this and that.

850
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:46,420
Yeah.

851
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:50,020
No, I've been putting fucking stag do chats and all sorts.

852
00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:54,180
And I'm like, nothing's getting sorted out because people are messaging.

853
00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,860
I don't know, it's not getting done.

854
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,700
So let's just fucking bring each other back.

855
00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:58,420
Get it fucked up.

856
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:03,700
I think lads, it's more harder to organise things with lads and these with girls.

857
00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:08,740
I might be wrong in saying this, but when you try to organise, especially when it's stag do's.

858
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:11,860
Oh my God, they just don't want to fucking give you anything.

859
00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:12,900
They don't want to commit.

860
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:13,140
Yeah.

861
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:17,140
It's definitely harder for a lot of lads, Lord.

862
00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:20,580
Because trying to keep the missus happy at home and that.

863
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:24,660
Look, well for our age, lads and that really.

864
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:29,700
Trying to keep the family life good at home while trying to commit to the lads as well.

865
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,460
It is a bit harder.

866
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:36,660
I think for myself, it's not too bad because I still haven't got kids or anything.

867
00:55:37,540 --> 00:55:41,460
The main thing is making sure that, well, because the missus always has a fucking work

868
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:42,660
and more something to go to.

869
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:46,500
So as long as she hasn't already got plans, then it's off.

870
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:46,740
Yeah.

871
00:55:46,740 --> 00:55:47,940
So I'm out this weekend.

872
00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:48,500
Yeah.

873
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,380
Not that it's happened.

874
00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:52,580
Otherwise, yeah, it's fucking.

875
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:57,380
I mean, our group of friends always been a bit weird all that anyway.

876
00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:59,620
I don't even, we've got too many fucking flakes in our.

877
00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:00,020
This.

878
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:00,260
Yeah.

879
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:06,100
You can, people can organise a night out with our group of mates and then not turn up to

880
00:56:06,100 --> 00:56:09,540
the night out that they've organised to put in perspective.

881
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:10,580
And it's happened before.

882
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:15,220
I thought it was going to happen when we went out before Christmas because they said there

883
00:56:15,220 --> 00:56:19,140
was some lads talking a good game and they didn't back that good game up.

884
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:20,340
But yeah.

885
00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:21,380
Yeah.

886
00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:21,940
Yeah.

887
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:24,660
I know.

888
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:27,380
So yeah, it's coming up to the hour mark anyway.

889
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:28,420
Thanks for all the emails.

890
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:29,380
And yeah, thank you.

891
00:56:29,380 --> 00:56:30,340
It's not very easy.

892
00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:32,260
It's all in the descriptions anyway.

893
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:38,900
Real talking part at gmail.com, uh, Twitter at Ash and JD, phones on the YouTube's drop

894
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:39,700
the comments anywhere.

895
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:43,460
Um, I am thinking about, cause I've still got one of my old phones.

896
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:47,460
I don't know whether it's a lot back as soon as you get back like a fucking number.

897
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:51,620
So it can be like a podcast phone.

898
00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:51,860
Yeah.

899
00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:55,540
Just so they can text or WhatsApp straight to that phone.

900
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,940
Cause we can just get looking at Simone.

901
00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:58,100
Yeah.

902
00:56:58,100 --> 00:56:58,980
That's what I mean.

903
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,820
There are any, that might be a better thing.

904
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:01,380
Actually.

905
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:01,540
Yeah.

906
00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:04,740
Just look at just, well, just the page you go and which gets some abuse.

907
00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:10,420
Oh, then any abuse at Wednesday morning.

908
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:11,060
I'll fucking.

909
00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:20,260
General, um, but yeah, I wouldn't be carrying the phone around all the time.

910
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:25,140
Now literally just be like, I don't know, just have a quick look when I'm back from

911
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:28,660
work or before going to bed, seeing what messages and that there is.

912
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,060
Yeah.

913
00:57:29,060 --> 00:57:32,500
I'm sure people might find that easier with my rather than, I suppose.

914
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:32,740
Yeah.

915
00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:38,020
Cause they can do it by the listener can do rather than stop and support emailing.

916
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:38,260
Yeah.

917
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:42,180
So yeah, I think I'm going to do that.

918
00:57:42,180 --> 00:57:44,420
Um, so stay tuned for that though.

919
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:52,900
Uh, yeah, as always appreciate, uh, you know, yeah, download, log, share it, um,

920
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:57,140
subscribe, follow whatever it all is, depending on what platform you're on,

921
00:57:57,140 --> 00:58:01,220
listening to also watching us and that, um, make sure you do the things.

922
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:01,460
Yeah.

923
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:05,860
And as always, we do appreciate everyone's download.

924
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:06,420
Yeah.

925
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:07,540
Everyone's email.

926
00:58:07,540 --> 00:58:11,140
And you know, it means like, it does mean a lot for us because obviously,

927
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:17,060
no, it just, it can show that how, if we're improving with the viewership and

928
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:18,020
no, just stuff like that.

929
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,220
So thank you for.

930
00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:19,860
Yeah.

931
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:25,060
And, uh, on that note, stay safe out there, um, try and avoid the aliens.

932
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:25,300
Right.

933
00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:29,780
Get your rations ready.

934
00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:31,700
Stock up on the tins of beans and everything.

935
00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,500
That's it.

936
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:37,860
Uh, learn how to bake bread, uh, get the coal ready for your barbecues.

937
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,460
Don't have a barbecue indoors.

938
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:40,580
That's never safe.

939
00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:44,260
Um, especially if you can't open a window because it's toxic air or something.

940
00:58:44,260 --> 00:59:02,180
Um, and yeah, we should see you next week.