Hi everyone, happy new year and welcome back to the Real Talking Podcast with your hosts
Ash and JD. So yeah, happy new year.
Happy new year.
And it probably is going to be the last year that we ever have because of all this Miami
alien stuff that's going on. I called it last year. Yeah, you did. So it's not anything
that I've seen on any of the mainstream media. It's only ever been on the TikToks, which
I've for myself, I've spent a little bit more than the average amount of time that I normally
do on it this week. Yeah. I suppose just in between waiting for paint to dry or sitting
on the toilet, you know, before properly washing up or making sure it's all nice and clean.
Standing up. Yeah. Standing up. Not two. Yeah. So I've seen all these videos of the Miami
alien attack. Yeah. So you've only just seen your fresh mind, fresh, fresh opinions. Yeah.
Real talk. No, it's just strange, isn't it? I mean, you know, I did say that I think this
year it's going to progress because I just thought last year it just started a bit more
than usual. Well, there was a few, wasn't there? I think they shot down and it made
me want to have Alaska. Do you remember that one earlier? Yeah. Yeah. There was the TikTok
back, the UAP that was flying around. Yeah. I don't know if it was in Mexico or something.
The ones in the garden. The garden and I have apparently the mummified reminds me of one
as well. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I just, I just thought it was just coming, you know,
it's just coming ahead a little bit. Yeah. No, literally. I think it was on the 1st of
January. Not have been on the 2nd, but yeah, this Miami shopping mall events. Yeah. It's
a strange one. I mean, you know, that man, the police for what they said was just kids
send off fireworks. Well, yeah, for, for a little bit of context for anyone that doesn't
know about it, because not everyone is on TikTok. And as I say, it's not been on any
of the mainstream television media. So big shock mall in Miami, the video show, you know,
probably like hundreds, 200 police cars, all with the sirens on, all out. So there's literally
just like one helicopter video circling around. The rest of it is just people on the phones
outside of the area recording the police and everyone around. And then the reports are
from the police is that a thousand kids. So youth, 14 to 16 years old, had planned and
arranged to go, uh, look, stormy shopping mall and set off fireworks, crackers and all
that stuff. But if you saw a thousand kids walking, obviously they're not going to walk
in at one point, but obviously it's going to be large amounts flooding into the mall.
So if you see like a thousand, you know, lads hooded together, or even 500, 200, 100, 450,
you know, it's going to be suspicious. And so that's what I think it, it doesn't, the
excuse doesn't bear well with me. So yeah, the police are saying it was an organized
attack from the youth. Um, but out of a thousand, there was only four or four of these lads
that have been arrested.
So there, there's me thinking maybe there was just four and four that planned to do
it on that same time as this has happened. So, so maybe just something like that. Yeah.
You know, because a thousand now.
Well, that's what they're saying. Um, because what baffles me was a thousand kids that have
been on this and done it. How is the no video from one of their phones? Because they're
all, all of them do all the time.
Put it on live with neither Facebook, Instagram or Wacky shout on TikTok and that, but none
of them have done it. Uh, no CCTV inside the shopping mall has been released either. Uh,
because if it was just that, I don't know why they wouldn't release it. Showing the
kids storming in, you know, we've seen it with, um, was it the world cup? Uh, when no,
it wasn't world cup. It was the champions league game, uh, Liverpool, the fans were
getting attacked outside the stadium and this and that we've seen it loads of times. Football
as a prime example. Um, you know, uh, even with the, not really a riot protest with the,
uh, many United fans infiltrating old Trafford, you know, the Rinseide recording themselves.
And there was other police footage and that released from those events and they were a
small scale compared to what's happened with this situation in Miami. So how does literally
no one from the inside has been able to take a video?
It just doesn't add up. Does it? A thousand kids walking into a shopping mall, send off
fireworks for only getting arrested and having that many place, you know, place a riot and
then only have a limited footage and limited information come out after the fact so far.
So there was that many place there because apparently the 40 was an active shooting.
Right. So, uh, obviously it's a big thing in America, the school shootings and everything.
So they're just for some mad bastards are in there with the guns and the shooting at
people. There's been some eyewitnesses of the people that were actually in the shopping
mall, shopping, doing whatever. I don't know. They already do those things. Plus the American
mall is different to our ones really. I know when the ball ring got done up in Birmingham,
that was probably nearly 20 years ago. They tried to sort of make it similar to it.
It's just not yet. The size just couldn't compete. Uh, when I went to San Francisco,
I can't remember the big one. I don't even know if it's closed down or is it Macy's or
it's got Macy's in it. Anyway, it's, it looks small from the inside. Like no small from
the outside. Sorry. It looks not bigger than the boring, but then when you go into this
fucking huge maze, it's like a maze. Uh, I can't remember the school actually, but yeah,
you are right. So it's yeah. Yeah. The trod's making the same, but it's not. Um, but again,
you know, for any of the people that haven't been there, just looking at the TV programs
and the films and you get the gist of where we're from anyway. You know, it's no full
shopping center. Yeah. So for the, the people that were actually in there doing what they
were doing, um, there's a few people that have gone to tick tock and that and give their
solid story. Um, so the one chap in particular that I've seen, he's give a full description.
So he doesn't live in Miami. He was there. I think he said he's got like a time share
or something. I don't know. But what is a time share? So essentially from what I have
in my limited knowledge, it's just, um, a scam of where you get people to put money
towards a pyramid scheme. Similar. Okay. Um, so essentially you get someone, uh, you get
like five people to give you money to rent out your villa, your holiday home. So then
they get to, uh, go on a schedule. So they'll have to log a calendar and then between the
group of people that have paid you money, they have to organize themselves when they
can go there and spend time. So it's essentially just a group of people that don't really know
each other sharing a holiday home. Yeah. And just spend the cost. Yeah. Okay. It's a strange
thing. Yeah. What do you have strange did our PP know it? Well, that's why I think
it's more of an American thing as well. Too trusting. Yeah. But again, it probably would
be easier because you imagine not trying to do with family members. Yeah. Yeah. It's going
to be a little tight piece. Yeah. Especially if it's one that you are a lot, you want to
go for it, go there for the weekend. You go and it's not left a mess because your cousins
have been there the week before and not fucking tidy it up or whatever. So probably wouldn't
be better in that sense, but I don't know. Um, so yeah, back to aliens. Uh, yeah. So
he was like, yeah, uh, gone there with, uh, with my girl and then we was at the shop and
all, uh, and then all of a sudden just seeing everyone running and he was quite comical
to be fair. Cause he was like, you know, uh, fat, fat, fat bitches, like running, moving
old people moving, but moving as fast as they shouldn't be able to move that long. They're
back that the, the, the survival instincts kicked in there running. So they've left the
shop and he's just says to his girl, Oh, you know, we're going, we're just, we're not checking
out what's going on with dipping. And, uh, as he's turned around to see what's, like
try and see what's going on, he was saying that he saw, I think it was like four or five,
the way he describes it is like the shadows, but there wasn't translucent. You couldn't
see from them. There were just like a black mist essentially. So you could probably make
out that outline to see how tall they are, but you could see through them at the same
time. Well, uh, I suppose the way I always saw it from his description is that if you've
got your shadow on the wall, so you can see the shadow, you're not safe from the shadow.
Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's got no, it's got
no mass to it. He's had the right word or no matter to it. No mass is the right word.
Isn't it? I dunno. Like knowledge science. He wanted to be, that was good description
because from what you said, I could see what he's on about. That's the way I got it from
the way he was trying to say it anyway. And so he was, uh, he says that the vlog seven
to 10 foot tall. Um, so obviously taller than most people. And most people wouldn't then
create those, them shadow themselves. So there would be no confusion from that. Unless there's
lights on the floor, shining on plus if there's loads of people running, there wouldn't just
be individual. So, uh, and then he's noticed that the coming towards them, but they're
not really moving the limbs to just sort of like phasing in and out. So it's not, you'd
see, I dunno, take 50 meters away. And then in an instant it's four meters closer and
just moving all that to it and phase in and out. Um, so literally you just like, as soon
as I've seen that he's just grabbed his goals and just ran even harder.
The thing is though, like, see, we've talked about this before when we was on about ghosts.
If you seen something like that, wouldn't you want to be that one guy that gets the
footage? Cause that would be worth some money. Yeah. But so he actually says this on, because
he says basically the reason why no one stopped to get any pictures or a video is that literally,
so there was gunshots coming up as well. So essentially your security guards or the police
that have come in shooting at these figures, these shadows. Yes. So he's literally just
like survival mode. You went thinking about getting your phone out or anything. You just,
you're moving to get out of this situation. And it goes on to say that once they were
outside of the shopping mall, the police were ushering everyone to like a certain area and
not letting them leave. Uh, but he was just like, nah, I won't get involved in that. I
just got out of there, slipped past the crowd. And so he went back to his room log. Um, so
essentially what he's getting at is that the people that were in there have been briefed
to say nothing, nothing that they've actually seen happened. And then trying to allege this,
uh, you know, thousand kids storming the Capitol and, uh, setting off the firework story, which
is it's mad. Cause there's been a few other people coming out of that similar story as
well. But he's the main one that I've seen give a full description on it. Um, it's, it
is just baffling. And then there was the other video, I don't know if it was from a helicopter
or whatever, but it's, it looks like a similar sort of being of what he described walking
outside of the shopping mall in front of the police cars. But, uh, the official statement
on that is that it's free people, not free officers walking next to each other. And the
fair enough, it's too far away and too blurry, but it doesn't look like free people standing
next to each other walking away. Um, it's yeah, it's, it's quite a strange one and considering
it's not, there's just not been enough about it. How does no footage from anything? I mean,
even if it is what they said it was, you would assume that it would make some kind of news.
A thousand kids going into a mall and causing some kind of havoc or wanting to, you know,
to, yeah, with shots being fired, you would think that would make some kind of headlines.
Yeah, yeah. Surely it should be all over. Um, no, fair enough. I don't know about in
America how much it's been broadcast. Yeah. So we've got all that. It should be on the
news over here really of, you know, a mass shooting in America. Well, there was a shooting
in America this week as we did the recording of how I remember where one person got killed.
And I heard that on the news and I was one person or a side one person, but you know
what I mean? Um, that might the news over here. I don't know. Yeah, it's just, yeah,
it's just, it's just, it doesn't add up. Right. Does it? When you think about it, if the place
a shooting weapons at something in security guards, obviously they have to get debriefed
and obviously they've got cam cameras on them. So it's surprising how much this has been
released yet. But again, even just the fact that, you know, you can't go anywhere. You
can't even walk down a street without being caught by someone's ring door camera or something.
So inside of a shopping mall, there's gonna be, I mean, of that scale, probably tens of
thousands of security cameras around. Yeah, you'd think so. And so if it was just youth
with fireworks and that just charging each other fucking around, how can they not give
any foot job? And fair enough, some of the cameras are probably going to be surrounded
by smoke. So you wouldn't see nothing apart from flashing lots, but then being cameras
at other angles that would catch him now, fair enough. Yeah. It's been a matter of a
couple of days. So not everyone would have been able to go through all the footage and
getting, but it's not hard to go back. If you know, you would just literally just fast
forward watch. So I'll be holding out for a couple of the shop owners or something leaking
stuff if they can. But then there was another interesting one that I saw. So it might have
been faked. We don't actually know for the lad was saying basically, I've only just seen
this video on Tik Tok. My dad works for the police department, one of the police departments
in Miami is running for sheriff. Because again, we've got the sheriff, you have to take exams
to get each promotion. So yeah, he's like, I don't know, one exam away or whatever he
says. So he FaceTimes his dad. So you can see the lads holding his phone with his dad's
face right on it. So I dad, just seen about me saying, how are you attacking the shop
more? Was you there? And his dad literally just says, I can't say anything about it.
And he keeps asking him questions. So literally, I can't say anything about it. And it was
like about 10 questions. I can't say anything. I can't say anything.
Has he been proven that this person that he's actually in the police force?
Let's say just going off this video. I don't know. Yeah, some person, some sleuth, but
obviously, yeah, some people are probably going to try and lie about it. Just clouds
and then you would find people that would want to back it up would know. So it's that
be interesting to know. Yeah. But it goes deeper than as well. So as I've been scrolling
through the T-Tox, there was a lady, I don't know what her name was, to be honest, but
she was doing like one of these people are doing, all the time, it's in the footage that
has been shown. And she says, but if all these places here at this moment, what is that hiding?
What's going on somewhere else in Miami? So like how we see on the films when people are
trying to rob a bank or whatever, they'll do a mass distraction in one area to do something
in another area. So are we going to find out that something else happened at the same time,
not the other side of the town or whatever. And then she also come out with, which again,
something that I didn't hear about until I was looking at her videos. There was an earthquake,
apparently, in New York. And it's the biggest one that's I don't know, in yours anyway.
And New York's not really like a place that has earthquakes. So there was reports of a
lot of bombs, explosions going off. And then there was a sort of picture of like a corner
of a building and apartment block or something that all fell down. So from that, it was like
a one point ice on the Richter scale of an earthquake, which isn't much, not enough for
buildings to start falling down, and it wouldn't give explosion sounds. And then wouldn't have
it just be gas pipes, gas pipes. Well, again, so it leads on from there. So there was manhole
covers shooting up at the same time. And then they have the fire hydrants. Yeah. So it's
what the firemen attach their hoes to set up, well, to put out a fire. Some of those
the leads were popping off and water spraying everywhere. So for how small of an earthquake
it was allegedly, stuff like that shouldn't have happened. It should have just been a
little bit of a rattle that you feel really. So there was that. And then she went on to
say about the underground train, the rails that they have, what is it? Subway. Subways,
that's it. So there was an incident around the same time. So not literally like the same
day. I think it was a day or two, either earlier or after where there was a collision between
two of these subway trains. One of them had been vandalised and, I don't know, set off
the tracks on how so it was all graffiti up and whatever. And then the other one ended
up hitting to it. But a witness report from the one that was moving says that they'd heard
explosions going off. And then like a minute or two after was when they hit the other train.
But obviously the official statements trying to say that it was just a collision. Yeah.
And no fatalities. But I think it was like 20 something people have got serious injuries
that have been hospitalised. And then so because of that, that was leading to more
manholes and that shooting off because of this explosion from the two trains colliding.
So stuff's going on in America, definitely. Why are they trying to destroy or why are things
happening in the subways and that as well? Why are the fucking manholes shooting off and stuff?
Merck always seems to be a hospital, doesn't it? Like strange happenings. Well, yeah.
You know, there's always, I suppose you can go to, you know, Wyoming, Colorado, where it's just
vast and you can probably hear stories, dog strange stories. Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird one.
But it's mad. It just makes you think, is America under attack or something?
You just don't know what they've got or what, you know what I mean?
Yeah. If, if, for instance, if that did shoot down an aircraft over Alaska,
is this like, no, something happening? I don't know.
Yeah. It's, it's definitely a mad one, but obviously with all of this that goes on the,
the phones, the algorithms start giving you more things. And there's this one lad,
I don't know, he's probably not 10 years old again, he's in America.
And his mom keeps recording you because he keeps just coming out of all this stuff. And so she was
saying, look, what's going on with the aliens? And he's basically saying, they're not going to
come here and attack us. They need us, they need us for our resources and they need us to help them.
So essentially what he was talking about was, with the old theories of the Mayans and whatever,
we was like a slave race to these aliens, the Anunnaki of one of them as well.
So essentially, this is a 10 year old lad signing, boys are signing still, but what's his?
She's like, one of them, she's asking him, where are you getting this knowledge from?
And he says, I don't know. It's just like in my head, maybe it's previous lives or they've put it
in my head or something. And well, he's just, he seems like a way with the fairies because he's,
he's just like doing other stuff. He's playing with the fairies and stuff.
Doing other stuff. He's playing with his toys. He's messing around in the back of the car,
the one video and that as well. And literally she's just asking him the questions and he's
giving the answers again. One of them, she asked if God's real and he says, God isn't the concept of
what people make out. God is the energy source. So our souls are from God power. Every atom that's
out there is God power. So essentially you don't believe in God. You don't believe in yourself.
And if you were to take the God power out of something, it would cease to exist.
So yeah, some of these things that he's coming out with, it's weird.
He shouldn't be signing for a 10 year old really.
Yeah. For little kids and then saying, well, cause he's not like, he's trying to preach to the choir
or anything. He's just, he's doing these things. Yeah. And it's like his mom's asking him
the questions. So obviously from a young age, he's always come out with stuff and she's like,
hang on now I can fucking make these videos and post them somewhere. So I'm sure I'll see
more about that going on. So yeah, Stephanie leading to the end of the world then, isn't it?
Seems that way. Yeah. You know, 2024, that's going to be the end I think then.
It's a bit of a mad year to end it on though, isn't it? What 2024?
That and the Libya. But why give us an extra day if they're going to end it all off?
Well, yeah, I mean, we'll see. I'm still seeing the more of these videos coming out about the
solo players coming from the sun as well. So as we touched up on it, I think it was last week's
episode of what we think is going to end the world or happen this year or any way.
So with the one that I'll keep getting more videos of, this black hole that's in the sun,
it's 60 times larger than that as well. And yeah, it's just speaking out these sort of players.
And one of them, I think that one of them was saying, well, not one of the players,
one of these people was saying that from people's, what is it, when they think of what's going on,
they think of what's going to happen. One of these people's predictions is that I think it was March
that was saying that these solo players are going to come and hit us. There's a travel log, 1.8
million moles per second. So literally, as soon as this players in the right position, it's going to
hit us in a matter of minutes. And so there'd be nothing that we could do. And yet literally,
if one does hit us in the right way, all the satellites will just be wiped out. So we'd have
no internet, wouldn't be able to use the phones or anything, no TV. And yeah, it will affect
everything, livestock, all the harvests and whatever. So even just farming, I don't know
how it would affect all of that so much. But yeah, I think we're going to start stacking up on
rations. There's one way or another, we're going to need them, haven't we?
Get the toilet paper and get.
Yeah, definitely would stock up on toilet paper.
But if, right, so a question for me, if something was going to happen,
look, you know, this alien invasion already started up there and that. So let's just say we knew
we've got like a week to get prepared.
And does everyone know?
But the whole world knows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we've got to be fair. So I suppose you wouldn't even get a week.
Let's just say we've got three days of a warning. It's everywhere. It's actually on the TV then
looking right three days, chips going down. What are you doing? What? Let's just make it easy.
Five things that you're definitely going to get to help bunker up in the house or whatever.
Five necessities that you get.
It's a tricky one, isn't it? Especially now, obviously, we're having a newborn, so you can't
really because I would say you'd have to flee. But it would just be for me, it'd be too hard.
You know, I think so. So I've said.
Keep it so long. You're just going to stay in the house.
Oh, so. So all the things you get so that you know that you can fucking
survive in the house for a little bit.
I'm not sure. So for me, I'd definitely get as much toilet paper as.
Yeah, I mean, I think so. Yeah, yeah. So necessity.
Yes, toilet paper. I definitely get that.
Loads of bottles of water. Yeah.
Yeah. And then what I would get is maybe like a little cold barbecue, just in case,
you know, they turn the gas off or stuff like that.
Yeah, the gas and all that would be going off, wouldn't it? So maybe a barbecue.
We haven't got one just to cook. Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's just, you know, probably not toothpaste.
I was going to say toothpaste would be a main one for me as well.
Obviously, no, I'm going to buy a big one.
You'd have to get a load of former. Yeah, former.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I think that was.
Well, it was. I mean, she's decided to get in a ticky mouth.
Yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, it's mad.
I think it's going to be an interesting year.
As we said, there was a good few.
Everyone's been interested, hasn't it? Yeah, yeah.
There's always something. I mean, they're always fucking in sport.
Otherwise, another struggle.
Well, hopefully we get an election this year, at least.
So that means one of those dickheads will get out.
I know this isn't a political podcast anyway, but
I'm definitely going to vote this year as and when I tried looking at the other day.
When's it going to be a general election?
Nothing. There's no set date or anything.
So yeah, I'll be keeping on that because just sick of it.
Like fucking all this shit going on all the time.
I've actually been looking into a lot of these parties a bit more.
The only one that seems good is Reform UK.
You go through all their policies and everything is to help British people.
Not as in like a Brexit sort of way or a racist sort of way.
Like the way that UKIP was years ago.
It's literally lowering taxes, raising your intake bracket.
Immigration will just be for people that are going to come and actually
have jobs and whatever.
If you haven't got ID, you can't come in.
I think that's the essential thing is just whatever your views are on immigration.
Because obviously as the UK, we do take too many people in being a small oil and
supposedly that might not depend on your view on the circumstance.
So yeah, I know what you're saying.
There's more to it than immigration stuff.
Yeah, it's just you know, you just got to, yeah, I don't know.
I don't want to make you too political.
But it's literally everything that's on there.
You agree with me.
Yeah, it's a lot, even more money for the armed forces, better training and stuff.
And then the police actually doing what they're meant to do.
So yeah, patrolling, sorting out proper crimes and stuff.
The one thing that you don't see anymore is you don't see police walking around the streets
in local neighborhoods.
You see probably uptown and around when a certain event's going on.
But I remember as a kid, just walking around the street.
You don't see more police around than that.
But strangely, I've had, I don't know, probably about three days in a row this week,
I've noticed a police car coming past.
And I don't know if they're doing it every so often, but you know when they just quickly
flick the siren, so it gives a lot of that whoop whoop.
Yeah.
They just do that and it's almost around outside my house because I'll keep hearing it.
Even the dogs are looking around at what's going on.
So I don't know, I know there's a few farms on the end of my road,
not potato farms, more like tomato farms.
So maybe they're just getting ready for another stint because every now and again,
you do see a little ride going on down the road.
I don't know if I've said it before, but I remember the one morning there was like 12 of them all
standing on the corner as I'm walking the dog.
Because he's wanting to walk over to say hello.
Oh yeah, new people.
Yeah, I'll have to drag him a lot more in,
because it was stupid o'clock in the morning,
they're all there ready to fucking outrave on the houses or something.
Yeah.
But yeah, there's a...
There was something else I was going to say then as well,
that popped in my head, but it's gone, it's gone.
But never mind that anyway.
Rattled on long enough, about the end of the world.
And we don't want it all to be doom and gloom.
No, we don't.
So we shall get on to some correspondence, some emails as always.
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So yeah, firstly, we've got an email from Steve.
Steve.
What's the most inappropriate thing that's happened to you in your workplace?
Oh, fuck you now.
Oh, I remember one, and this is the first thing that comes to mind.
So back in the day, you know,
back in the day, you know,
Prash Tunes word on the phone, you used to have to get a little book.
Now I can't remember what it was called.
I think it was called,
you know about the Yellow Page?
No, no, no, there was a book for it, mate.
There was a book for it.
Honestly,
I think it was called, was it Phoenix or fucking Arizona?
I'm getting Phoenix.
I might be wrong with that.
So basically, in our workplace, when we used to have,
it used to be really big, we used to have the yard at the back
and the yard at the back was just full of porn.
I don't know where it come from, but like there was some new stuff in there.
So some person brought new stuff, but he was,
and again, I don't know who brought it in there.
So it was just like a book full of porn.
So it was just like a book full of prostitutes.
And I knew it was new because the one lad used to ring him up
and we used to have a laugh.
Like he used to be like, hey, how are you, babe?
What are you offering then?
And she was like, well, what do you want?
And he used to say like the most filthy stuff.
And she'd be like, yeah, yeah.
And he'd be like, yeah, well, I want this and want that.
And I'd literally just play before and we used to have a laugh.
But the most inappropriate stuff is,
one time one of the lads pull a load of them in my bag.
So I went to my girlfriend's drive to work at the time and I was sick.
So I'm like, oh my God.
Because yeah, so that's probably the most inappropriate thing.
Because obviously that can get you into like trouble.
That's asking for it.
Do you remember those books?
I think I know which one is your other bag.
And he used to have like a picture of the other one.
And he used to have like a picture of like, never used to show the face,
but like he used to be like a body and then like have the name,
not their number then and used to call all sex and whatever.
Yeah, because I remember with the daddy sport,
which was the porno version of the sun and the daddy star.
I know if you went towards the back of that, then that would have.
Classified as the whatever.
Yeah, so he could call up on that.
So this would have like.
When I remember, he would have like Birmingham
and then the area in Birmingham,
or because he was like a West Midlands one.
So we'd have like, I don't know, Tamworth near in Tamworth,
Wharframpton, where they are in Wharframpton.
And yeah, you never see.
Oh my God.
I probably would have, but as I said last week,
my memories are terrible sometimes.
I don't know where that porn collection come from.
I mean, it was stacks upon stacks.
Just imagine it, let's just say it was the gaffer
just in the back, just blanking all the time on the phone.
Yeah, it's weird.
Yeah, so that for me is probably the most.
Yeah, I'd say probably the one.
There's probably more that I can think of,
but that's the first one that comes to mind.
One of the funniest times for myself,
so the company I was working for,
the one lads, he was from Liverpool
and so obviously his nickname was Scouse.
Used to call me a leprechaun and that.
But we was on this one job, Rewarren House.
He's gone upstairs to start doing whatever.
I was downstairs and the lady has literally just
left out the house, gone to the shop.
So yeah, she's walked out the door
and like a minute or two later,
and was like, Jay, Jay, fucking.
I was like, what?
So I've gone to the look, the bottom of the stairs.
He's standing up at the top.
He's stripped down.
He's in a pair of her lingerie, so bra and knickers.
And he's got a dildo waving above his head.
Like some fucking trouble.
Like American pot.
Yeah, like, hey.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, laugh.
I'm like, what are you fucking doing?
And within seconds of that happening, the doors opened.
So I'll fucking shit myself, turn around,
luckily it was our supervisor.
And he's just fucking looked up, shook his head.
He's gone, go put that back where you found it.
Fucking and get dressed as well.
But fucking out, gas fucking sank back.
Cause I'm thinking, ah, she's the woman.
Look, she's forgot a purse or something.
Can he stand in there fucking just in a bra and knickers?
So yeah, that was probably one of the funniest ones.
I mean, over the years, it's been a few fucking
just stupid ones where inappropriate comments
from customers and that, but we don't need to talk about all those.
Thanks for that, Steve.
Thanks, Steve.
James is fucking coming out of a bit of shit.
James, boy.
Yeah.
What's James saying?
So he's like, you know, it is shit.
No, no, but Moaning.
Well, he's not, he's true.
It doesn't matter how shit they are at the moment,
but I bet these dickheads are fucking glory on to Man City.
He's grown up in Preston or something.
Nothing to do with Man City.
I bet he supported Leicester a few years ago, but now he's fucking won the title as well.
Are you saying that he's a, is it glory chase?
Yeah, glory Hunter, ain't it?
Fucking now I know some people have been like,
See, I think.
Yeah, but you're a glory Hunter because you're, you know, I said that.
I had no choice grabbing up and I was fortunate at the time,
you know, we've been in everything,
but I'm still supporting them now for all this shit.
See, I think James is like, probably lives in Plymouth, supports Plymouth.
There every week, get the badge in soon.
No, I doubt he, he needs to fucking come out.
James, or back.
Orick is like a league one, league two team when he's solid.
Nah, man, nah, shit house.
He's going to be like that fucking dweeb or the one with the glasses.
Or you want some, you want some.
Oh, as a Man City fan, he's going to be a little dweeb.
James, James is on it.
So what she said is just my new issue.
Yeah, no, not Moaning.
What games are you playing?
Yeah, so he's asked because obviously we said about the game.
So he's asked what games are you playing then?
This is the thing for me, obviously, trying to get back into it.
Starfield is the game that I want to get and get into.
Yeah.
And then obviously, so that's the one of the moment
that I want to try to get back into.
Also, I want to start playing Pokemon Black and White and the DS.
I think, did you ever finish Arceus?
No, no, I haven't started Arceus, mate.
Well, you need to fucking do that as well.
Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's just, yeah.
So that's what the game I'm trying to get into, James.
And obviously when GTA comes out, I think next year,
GTA 6 is something that I really want to get into.
I thought it was coming out this year.
No, it was the 2025 is the release at the moment.
Oh, I love those.
I've not really looked into it much because, I mean, again,
only a handful of times I've ever played the number five.
Yeah, I'm just trying to think, yeah, because I never owned it.
It was only for someone else's.
Plus, it was mainly, I just watched the videos of other YouTubers
and you was watching that Twitter and that.
Yeah, I played that online version of it.
I think I called that GTA 6 even though it isn't.
It's just basically someone just took their map basically.
You know, you can go into a district and, you know,
what's it called?
What the do that?
It's like a mod.
Yeah, yeah.
So there's people playing it called a GTA 6 even though it's not.
It's just an online version of it, obviously.
Yeah, it was, yeah.
I've already done any of them once.
It was on the Switch.
I'd been playing, look, this was obviously last year.
I had been playing Legend of Heroes, the trials games.
So I played the one of them,
started playing another one, the next one on the Switch.
But then the missy's getting me the PS5.
She bought, again, of the franchise trials of Cold Steel,
one, two and three.
So again, because there's like an order to how you play them,
because the stories intertwine with each other,
even though it's different regions and whatever.
So I started playing Cold Steel one and that's
tying into the other one that I've already played.
So if I want to do it in order, I need to finish that one first now.
So Cold Steel one, then go back to the other one that I was playing.
I think it's got trials to resource, something like that.
Finish that and then I can go on to Cold Steel two.
So I do like them sort of games, to be fair, because it links together.
Right. I was going to say, because my problem is I play a game for a few hours,
like Kingdom Hearts 3, put like 15 hours to it and just stop.
Same with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet.
I'm fucking hard with it because even I started playing
one of the old Pokemon games while I was in the hospital.
I was in the hospital, obviously, while Carla was giving birth.
Not while she was giving birth, but while she was waiting for her to give birth.
Yeah.
And even then I'm looking for the right Pokemon, just to EV train.
But I'm not going to do competitive, so it doesn't matter,
as long as I can run through the game.
I know. Fortunately, I've never been that Pokemon game.
That's what I tried and that's why, because I'm the Pokemon game,
I think I'm like 10 or 12 hours into it.
And I still haven't even gone to the first gym yet.
It's just, I've got to stop dealing with that guy.
Yeah. So that's my problem with that.
So James, thanks for your email and I'll do it great.
My new arm, shit.
Yeah, but most teams are at the moment.
Look, I'm not getting into Ranvah.
No, because...
Look, Mark, do you want...
Look, Mark, just get him onto the podcast.
We've had enough. James has had enough.
James, don't get it.
James, well, you know, if he's a Man City fan,
they're not doing the best this season, Ebrard.
Well, they've had a good year though, haven't they?
He's probably a Liverpool fan, there.
Fucking scouts.
Well, yeah, cheers, James.
Yeah, thank you.
Fucking Jimbo.
Kirstie, little Kirst.
You guys kill me.
Not literally, obviously, because last week it was
the keys that she had the one on, it's not...
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
...bushing off.
That's it, though, Joe.
You know, well, what's she saying now?
Let's get into it, so...
So, just keeping it neat at least is fine.
So, again, on the Pubek region.
And then she's just...
She's asking you a question.
So, how's being a dad then, Ash?
Yeah, oh, thank you for that.
No, it's...
It's...
I'm trying to find the right word to say.
You're still trying to get the root, so you know, yeah.
It's difficult to say at the moment, because at the time of this recording,
obviously, I had two weeks of maternity, so I spent a week in the hospital,
a week with them both, and then I went back to work for a week and a half,
then I had a week and a half for Christmas, and then it's just going back to that routine.
So, just finding that new normal.
But no, apart from that, it's really nice, obviously, having a little girl is, you know,
for me, it's extra special, because that's what I wanted.
It's...
The only thing I will say is, you do lose the...
You know, you just walk out the door and you don't think about it.
It's that aspect of when you want to walk out the door,
that's the only thing I'm finding hard.
Because you got to...
You have to practice.
You got to hear it from someone today.
And obviously, that comes in time.
It's just that finding that new normal.
And yeah, so, no, it's going really well.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm enjoying the nappy changes, especially when she's pooped, because...
Fuck me, mate.
Fuck me, she fucking poops.
But no, but she's adorable.
She's beautiful.
So, yeah.
Getting a little bit ginger now as well, right?
Yeah.
She just changes constantly.
Like, one day her hair looks blonde, then it looks ginger, then it looks brown.
And, you know, she's just... You know, when I look back at pictures
and she's only the time of this recording, five and a half weeks,
you know, she's changed so much.
And yeah, so, no, she's doing really well and I'm really enjoying it.
And thank you for that, Kirsty.
That was a nice email.
She's taken a different turn to what she normally asks.
But no, I appreciate that.
And thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
Then we've got Lauren.
What embarrassing moment did you have to face because of autocorrect?
Now, autocorrect is mad.
Because literally, when I've texted you last night,
saying about this Miami stuff,
I've not even talked it in a search bar or anything,
but as I've started to type it, as soon as I put Miami,
it autocorrected for Miami, alien, whatever it was.
So, yeah, autocorrect's weird, man.
Yeah, autocorrect's weird, man.
I remember one time I was texting you, I can't move too far around.
I was texting you or Adam, but you was both with each other.
And I was texting something, I had texted it and it sounded like,
I remember what I wanted to say, but it seemed like I was like,
why are you with him?
And to know what are you doing with him?
But do you know what I mean?
Like it was that.
And I remember like, I can't remember, I remember it was you and Adam.
And I remember after the call when he was up and go,
wait, just send a message to Adam.
It's not what I meant.
It's autocorrected in case he's like, you know, I had to...
Yeah, I can't remember this.
This was years ago.
I mean, like years ago.
It's when I had a new phone, because I used to take autocorrect off
and you know, when you used to do like the, you know, text like,
you was in a year.
Yeah, short.
And yeah, it was just autocorrected everything.
It just seemed like I was being a right prick over something.
So I've had to call, I can't remember now who it was,
but I know you was with Adam and I had to call you up and go,
I've just called you, like just message her.
Yeah, it's all the corrected, but it seemed like I was being like,
why has he done that?
When I like, instead of saying where you, you know,
it was something just so tedious like that.
But I remember at the time being so panicky.
Yeah, yeah, I already can't remember that.
See, most of the time I don't use autocorrect anywhere.
Look, plus most of the time when I've wrote a text, I'll read it before I sense it.
No, no, I don't do that.
No, because it cracks me up.
Look, if I've put something wrong or if there is a word spelt wrong
or not used the right grammar or not, I don't try and claim to be fucking,
you know, smart or anything, but I do like to use a bit of punctuation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's one of the worst things.
You're trying to read it and there's no, there's no breaking it.
You can fall stop or a commerce.
You get confused.
It's hard to read how people convey things on a text.
To be honest, because I do that now, like with the commerce and everything.
And like when I put my comment, whatever.
So when you do get a message where it doesn't have that,
it is hard sometimes to break it up.
Especially, because if you're trying to put a point across,
but you don't want to sound angry or sarcastic,
you need to use this punctuation.
Because a few times I've had, well, more than a few times,
a lot of times I've had a message from someone
and you think, are they in a mood or?
You don't know how to read it sometimes.
Yeah.
And then other ones, you know, mom and dad and that,
they can be the worst for it where it's a long message.
There's no full stops or anything.
I'm like, I don't know what you're saying there.
Then they've not tried to read it and it's like words not spout,
words and so I end up just ringing,
like, I don't know what you said, what is going on.
Again, because mom keeps drawing the same of these emojis in that log.
And I don't know what they are, but it comes up on my phone.
There's like question marks.
Yeah.
I'm like, mom, just stop sending me emojis.
I don't need them.
Yeah.
They're not more, every now and again,
a little thumbs up or a little smiley face, whatever.
Yeah, but if you want to send all these random ones,
my phone doesn't know it, don't send it, man.
But yeah, I've never really,
I've never really sent a message to anyone.
I have sent a message to Keefa.
This was years ago.
And I was lying in bed and was meant for someone else
because I was messaging both of them.
You know, like how now he has the previous,
you know how it is now.
It was like the old former.
And I did send the message that was meant to be for the other person to Keefa,
but that one nasty to him or nothing.
It was just inappropriate for him to have.
To be fair to Keefa, he's one of the lads.
I was like, when I was done, I was like, fuck, he's going to attack everyone.
I've just put in this message.
So I've texted him, mate, that one for you.
Don't tell anyone.
He's never ever mentioned it ever.
So I don't know.
See, again, I've never done anything like that from off the top of my head anyway.
I've had loads of them where people are sent to me that do a message to someone else.
But yeah, for myself, Lord, no, because I always.
How about when you used, no, I can't, no, I don't want to say that.
I know what you're getting to back in the day when I was.
Like with pictures, did you receive or maybe sent the wrong pictures to the wrong person?
See, again, I never really used to send any pictures.
I don't think there's anyone out there that's got a dick pic from me.
I received a lot of pictures back in the day.
Yeah, no, I never used to really send pictures or anything.
So, no, none of that for me.
Again, because we're from a time where, you know, before Snapchat and all that shit log.
So, you know, it's not like we've been a part of that culture, doing that kind of thing.
So, yeah, no, I've never really had any confusions or anything like that.
I've been quite fortunate as far as I know.
There's just got to be some people out there that's done epic files like with NA.
I mean, I assume that Jess might have done that.
No, that was Lauren that was.
Sorry, is that Lauren? Sorry.
Sorry, Lauren.
I assume that Lauren has maybe had a similar experience.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if you've got an auto correct file, then send it in.
Let us know.
Yeah, because I always assume when people ask these questions,
there must have, it must have happened to them or someone that I've known for them to ask all these.
Maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I really, because I was trying to think about it when I was,
because I've done the same, put it on the notes and that,
or I was trying to think about it and yeah, I've never known.
Yeah, I've never really messed around.
I don't know.
I suppose because I prefer to phone a lot of things, a lot of people more so as well.
Yeah.
Than sit there texting.
Yeah, I'm a big text no more.
If I'm on a text frat, then I'd rather just call and have a lot of time to get it done with.
Yeah.
Well, again, because when we was younger, I know we still do it from time to time now,
but we'd spend hours on the phone just talking about the same stuff.
So this was years ago when it was a landline thing.
Yeah, and you used to get like the first hour or half an hour free.
Yeah, so it was literally, you get an hour for free and then they'd start charging you.
So we'd get to like 59 minutes.
Yeah.
It was mad how we'd time it as well.
It's nearly an hour and we'd hang up and then call each other back again.
I remember like being on the phones here and my mum used to go,
I hope you've put that phone down.
It's mad because I remember us even saying it back then,
how have we just been able to speak about the same stuff that's happened throughout the day.
That we've been at school and all that, or just have to school.
And then it was the same conversations day in, day out, every week and that.
But we'd still just do it and it was just weird.
Good times, mate.
Yeah, I was just about to say, I suppose it was simpler times and that.
Less things to do really.
Even though we had computers and stuff and we was always out and about.
But yeah, it was just, I suppose you don't really get that kind of thing now.
Because of the loads of the Snapchats and the TikToks.
Yeah, there's just loads of now of WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Snapchat.
There's just email.
And then messaging.
I don't know, it's fucking...
Black dogs.
Do you remember when Blackberry Pim was a thing?
What happened to Blackberry?
Remember that?
Well, the phones are still around.
But Blackberry Messenger, I know there was a big thing about it when it was still the actual program.
But essentially that was just WhatsApp before it started learning.
You know, again, I can't stand WhatsApp.
It cracks me up.
I bet I could go on there now and there'll be loads of people there.
I bet I could go on there now and there'll be loads of messages that I haven't seen.
WhatsApp, I really like WhatsApp.
Just because you can just put you all in the group and then you can communicate that way.
Yeah, but that's in general the main thing that I don't like.
Because it's not just the lads group chat.
There's the family chats and this and that.
Yeah.
No, I've been putting fucking stag do chats and all sorts.
And I'm like, nothing's getting sorted out because people are messaging.
I don't know, it's not getting done.
So let's just fucking bring each other back.
Get it fucked up.
I think lads, it's more harder to organise things with lads and these with girls.
I might be wrong in saying this, but when you try to organise, especially when it's stag do's.
Oh my God, they just don't want to fucking give you anything.
They don't want to commit.
Yeah.
It's definitely harder for a lot of lads, Lord.
Because trying to keep the missus happy at home and that.
Look, well for our age, lads and that really.
Trying to keep the family life good at home while trying to commit to the lads as well.
It is a bit harder.
I think for myself, it's not too bad because I still haven't got kids or anything.
The main thing is making sure that, well, because the missus always has a fucking work
and more something to go to.
So as long as she hasn't already got plans, then it's off.
Yeah.
So I'm out this weekend.
Yeah.
Not that it's happened.
Otherwise, yeah, it's fucking.
I mean, our group of friends always been a bit weird all that anyway.
I don't even, we've got too many fucking flakes in our.
This.
Yeah.
You can, people can organise a night out with our group of mates and then not turn up to
the night out that they've organised to put in perspective.
And it's happened before.
I thought it was going to happen when we went out before Christmas because they said there
was some lads talking a good game and they didn't back that good game up.
But yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
So yeah, it's coming up to the hour mark anyway.
Thanks for all the emails.
And yeah, thank you.
It's not very easy.
It's all in the descriptions anyway.
Real talking part at gmail.com, uh, Twitter at Ash and JD, phones on the YouTube's drop
the comments anywhere.
Um, I am thinking about, cause I've still got one of my old phones.
I don't know whether it's a lot back as soon as you get back like a fucking number.
So it can be like a podcast phone.
Yeah.
Just so they can text or WhatsApp straight to that phone.
Cause we can just get looking at Simone.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
There are any, that might be a better thing.
Actually.
Yeah.
Just look at just, well, just the page you go and which gets some abuse.
Oh, then any abuse at Wednesday morning.
I'll fucking.
General, um, but yeah, I wouldn't be carrying the phone around all the time.
Now literally just be like, I don't know, just have a quick look when I'm back from
work or before going to bed, seeing what messages and that there is.
Yeah.
I'm sure people might find that easier with my rather than, I suppose.
Yeah.
Cause they can do it by the listener can do rather than stop and support emailing.
Yeah.
So yeah, I think I'm going to do that.
Um, so stay tuned for that though.
Uh, yeah, as always appreciate, uh, you know, yeah, download, log, share it, um,
subscribe, follow whatever it all is, depending on what platform you're on,
listening to also watching us and that, um, make sure you do the things.
Yeah.
And as always, we do appreciate everyone's download.
Yeah.
Everyone's email.
And you know, it means like, it does mean a lot for us because obviously,
no, it just, it can show that how, if we're improving with the viewership and
no, just stuff like that.
So thank you for.
Yeah.
And, uh, on that note, stay safe out there, um, try and avoid the aliens.
Right.
Get your rations ready.
Stock up on the tins of beans and everything.
That's it.
Uh, learn how to bake bread, uh, get the coal ready for your barbecues.
Don't have a barbecue indoors.
That's never safe.
Um, especially if you can't open a window because it's toxic air or something.
Um, and yeah, we should see you next week.