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Hi everyone and welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talker Podcast with your

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host Ash, yes he is here, and JD.

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Sorry mate on that intro I just feel in the back of my head and I've realised I've got

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a spark.

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Oh that bad boy mate.

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The ones in the hairline.

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Yeah.

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Can you feel it?

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Oh yeah that's an ingrown hair laddie isn't it.

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You reckon?

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Yeah yeah.

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That holly.

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Well yeah because obviously it's like just as you've had your hair cut it's as the grow

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back over there you know.

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I remember I used to have it the odd time when I did use the shave.

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You get it just from the beard and that.

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I feel as massive that.

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Yeah.

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That's what it is it's just it's gonna be an ingrown hair.

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I know it's this wow yeah it's gonna hurt when that pops.

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I used to hate getting them back.

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I've had one in my head before.

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Again.

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I've had some sort of like around the back of it similar to where you've got it off.

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Yeah.

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Obviously it's been a long time since I've had a haircut so.

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Yeah.

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It's not a common thing for me these days.

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Well that was a bit strange intro compared to normal but you know that's what we do yeah.

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Yeah and when I'm starting again.

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No no that.

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Rather tight schedule.

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One minute in that's it.

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Can't get that back now.

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No.

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And leave it in the day.

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The people listening at home.

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They love it.

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They love it.

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If you have any ingrown hairs then send them in.

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Nobody's listening to you saying it I was just like just.

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Yeah trying to brush your head back.

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Back and I was just like what the fuck was that.

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Yeah I used to hate them.

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When you get the odd spot I felt one the other day actually.

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Well not for the YouTube listeners.

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Yeah I can see.

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Viewers but yeah.

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He was one that was under the skin though.

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Yeah.

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As I grabbed my glasses to move them back I was like I was slightly corny.

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You know when it's like a little bit of a

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slightly corny.

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You know when it's that sharp pain as well.

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Even the missus was like what was that.

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Because I did do the little.

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So yeah.

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They're horrible.

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Fortunately I mean I think you was the same if I remember wrong.

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We didn't really have bad long spot braincapes.

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Nah.

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We just went through a few of it too.

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I think I had four.

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Like being all in one time being the most.

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It was all like congested in between my eyebrows.

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Yeah.

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Eyebrows used to be sort of the white.

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And just sort of around the nose and got the middle of the cheeks sort of thing.

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That a bit of main area that I would get the odd spot.

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I tell you what I do get like ingrown hairs.

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I know we're talking about in the beard.

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But again it's because you do you trim it a lot.

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Obviously when you leave it to grow longer it doesn't happen because you're not shaving

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and that are you.

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That's fucking massive Alex.

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You'll be playing with that all night though.

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The big use.

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I'm the spot.

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So this is what the missus.

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I know yeah.

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It's quite quick for you that was.

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Yeah so yeah it's been Christmas.

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You had a good Christmas?

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Yeah it's been nice mate.

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It's been I enjoyed the food.

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I don't think I've stopped eating.

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Like bulking season any.

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Well I'm past bulking now mate.

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To be fair though even though I've still been keeping my fasting hours.

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I have eaten a lot.

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It's like a whole pass isn't it.

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It's just starting to get New Year.

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That's what it is.

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It's because it's mainly all the not shit food.

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But you know you're not having a proper source of protein and stuff.

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Mainly are you.

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Even earlier I've scrambled a whole tube of bloody Pringles.

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Yeah well no one buys themselves a whole big.

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You know those big bars of Toe Blower on the road.

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No one does the weekly shop.

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But oh a joint Toe Blower.

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I'll have one of them.

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On Christmas you get three of them.

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I've never been a major fan of Toe Blower.

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They're just so tricky to break though.

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Especially when they're so big.

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Yeah I can't say.

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Fuck you know.

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Just because you've got a bad bit doesn't mean you've got a big dick.

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But what I'm saying is with the Toe Blower ones.

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When the big ones are really hard to break.

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Well I suppose because it's a lot more chocolate.

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And with the normal size triangles.

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It's just a portion of snap.

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More than a comb.

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Pretty snapped.

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But it's part of the fun for it isn't it.

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I heard someone moaning about Terry's chocolate oranges.

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No you've got to slap that.

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You slam that.

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Yeah but now.

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Again I'm not an orange chocolate fan.

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But now they have an air gap between the chocolate pieces.

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So it's even easier to break them apart.

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So essentially you can just pick it off one piece at a time.

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Where back in the day.

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You used to have to literally like whack it off the table.

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Or you know stand funny or swat it out the roof.

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Because I like breaking my Terry's chocolate orange.

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But I slammed it on my partner's head.

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See but if you can do that.

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Then that shows that they're too soft.

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Well.

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Yeah.

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There you go then.

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Well as long as you've got a consent at the end.

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That's my opinion.

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Don't do it when it's a no.

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No that's right.

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No it just means fall in another way.

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Just pinch Troy hard.

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But yeah.

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You know.

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After this weekend basically.

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Then that's it.

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Then I'll start eating more sensibly again.

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Not drink every day.

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That's it.

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I'll drink every day.

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Just every other day instead.

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I'll tell you one of the worst things though.

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About Christmas.

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It's not so much about Christmas.

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It's.

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We're talking about.

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Going back to the gym.

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In the new year.

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Oh my God.

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But again yeah.

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I haven't had that dilemma for years.

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Because I haven't been to the gym for years.

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But yeah.

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Everyone's there.

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Everyone's trying to do new year new May.

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Yeah.

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Getting themselves into shape.

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And come February.

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You've got.

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February is a whole month of January.

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So that's a long run.

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You've done it for that long.

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But what I'm saying is though.

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Yeah.

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Come February.

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It's back to normal.

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Yeah.

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But yeah.

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I've got to.

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I was saying to my partner.

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I've got to.

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This year.

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I probably feel the heaviest of every fall.

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I don't know if that's just because.

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What do you mean?

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Edit that out mate.

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No.

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No.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if it's just because.

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You know.

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Just how the year has gone.

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Yeah.

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You know.

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With her being pregnant.

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And when she went to McDonald's.

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I'm not saying no.

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Obviously.

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You've just been getting that.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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And.

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Yeah.

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I just.

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I've just really.

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Want to get slim.

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Slim down.

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I think that's.

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You know.

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Talking about stuff that we want to do.

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In the new year.

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I think that for me is one of.

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Another one.

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I want to learn a piano.

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I just.

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I'll play with that idea for a few years as well.

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I want to play an instrument.

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I want to.

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Are you going to buy yourself a piano?

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No.

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I think I'm going to buy myself a keyboard.

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First.

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Yeah.

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And then just see.

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How good I am.

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How much effort I'm putting into it.

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And then progress.

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But then.

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You know.

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It's where you do put piano in the house.

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It's.

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It's.

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Time though.

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Isn't it.

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You know.

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Having.

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Having the.

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Time to learn.

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Be the keyboard, piano.

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Or any other instruments.

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You know.

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I wanted to do with guitar a few years ago.

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And.

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Even I bought one.

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I just didn't know.

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I didn't know.

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I didn't know.

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I didn't know.

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I didn't know.

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I didn't know.

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And I bought one.

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I just didn't have enough time.

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But.

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I suppose it doesn't help.

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I've got small hands.

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For an adults male.

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I'd have average size hands for it.

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And if they're male.

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It's handy because obviously.

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Do what I need to do with it.

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So no fiddling around.

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Well.

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Yeah so small hands.

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trying to get the finger positions with the strings, nothing else.

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So, yeah, I think because again, I bought some, well, not bought, but I was watching

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the YouTube tutorials and stuff and I just couldn't get to grasp of how they were trying

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to do it. I think I actually went to someone or got someone to come to me and had physical

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lessons, could have progressed a bit, but just never, never properly got into me.

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So if you was to give yourself some things to what you'd hoped to, not definitely, but

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hoped to achieve or learn, what would they be, boy, next year if you could have three

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things now off the top of your head?

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Well, so the main one is I'm going to get back properly onto the intimacy fast. I've

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still been in the hours, but I've not weighed myself a little while, but I'd lost probably

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about two stone from the start.

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And I'll probably put some of it back on, but yeah, just carry on doing that.

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Keep on doing that, there's one I know.

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Yeah. Well, I mean, we'll get onto it properly, but now that I've got PS5.

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Gaming.

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Yeah, trying to get back into gaming.

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You know what? I know how you feel about this because for me, I'm going as a kid, I could

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just play a game and just, when your mom calls you for dinner and you don't want to stop,

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you pause and save it, eat dinner quickly.

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And your mom's telling you to slow down, sorry, or you're not going back on the computer because

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you're just scramming it. But now I play a game and then I get bored. I get like, not

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bored of the game, but I get bored of wasting my day. If that makes sense, does that work?

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Yeah.

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Do you know what I'm saying? I can't get into the zone, I suppose, with it.

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And it's got, because there's that many other things to do and your phone's next to you,

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so you feel like something happened on your phone or there's a program or a film that

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you haven't watched yet and you think, what if I stop now? I've got enough time to do

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that as well. So yeah, it's hard to find that balance. I played it for about four hours

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the other night and I did have a headache at the end of the day as well. And I'm like,

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it's not like when we was kids, when the TVs were small, the graphics were crap and you'd

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have to sit close to the TV. I've got a big TV, I'm a good distance away and it's not

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like I'm struggling to read or see anything. It's just the continuous staring at the TV.

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It was just trying to my eyes.

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Yeah, no, it is hard. I agree. If anyone that is listening or watching has got any comments

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to get yourself back in the zone or if you've gone through the same experience and you've

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got back into it, just let us know how you did that. Because for me, it is that I'm going

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to waste my day on the computer, which when I think about it, I want to play it, but in

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the moment I'm just like, no, you can't be hungry. Just like, you want to be there and

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just like, ah. Yeah. So going back into intermittent practice.

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Yeah. So carry on losing weight.

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Get back into gaming.

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Yeah. And I suppose the main one would be try and find more time to put a bit more effort

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into this. Well, again, we're going back to the same principle of law. Find enough time

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to gain, find enough time to do all of this. The only way I'd be able to do that is to

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graph less.

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We've spoken about this. We feel like this goes better when it's not so much not planned,

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but when there's a more flow and there's no objects to be made.

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Yeah. So although we do enjoy having topics to find, I've enjoyed doing a little bit of

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research on a few things, but yeah, when we haven't really planned anything, we just go

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yeah, let's just start talking and see where we go and then finish off with a couple of

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emails. Then it's sweet. Obviously no one would have planned finding a spot on the back

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of the red to start off an episode. We've just done it. We've rolled with it. That's

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what it is.

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Look how we ended up from that spot.

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Well, yeah, 12 minutes in and we're talking about New Year's resolutions.

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That's it.

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So yeah, I think that's the freedom.

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I love the guy in one. The guy in one something. So for me, the piano, I want to learn it.

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I don't want to be fluent, but I would like to speak another language. I'm thinking Italian

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and how, man, you spoke about this before. So you know when you speak about it and your

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phone, like TikTok listens to you for like the next four swipes, but just someone teaching

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me Italian, like listening more and like, well, you made it. I'll learn Italian.

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Well, a mad one linked to that. So as I was just scrolling through TikTok a little bit

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yesterday, it was one where it's the pictures and you swiped through the pictures on it.

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So it started off with pitching and it's all I'm watching you. And the next one says it

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was like something along the lines of, yes, I'm talking to you, Jamie. And then the third

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one was I'm in your house. And so I've had to click onto the page and it's just the same

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thing with loads of different names. But how does he know your name? I mean, it was still

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wrong because it wasn't about the same way as mine. But yeah, it's just, it is mad how

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the algorithms just, just find what you want. It's too ony. But again, it's just, I found

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it's a big problem that the phones and the computers and the tablets have been, the way

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that the technology is to make you happy. Like everything's fine tuned for stuff that

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you want. Rarely you'll ever stumble across something that isn't in your, whatever you've

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thought about or done. There's not really anything random that you ever find when you

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just scroll.

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You don't learn the new stuff, like stuff that you wouldn't have thought about because

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it's not in your algorithm.

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Well that seems like, you know, some of the conspiracy theories and that if I hadn't spoken

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about them, thought about them or looked up about any of them, they wouldn't be coming

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on the TikTok feed. Which again, when I do get enough of the research, there's a big

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one that I do want to go through. So listeners out there, get ready for that one day in 2024.

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Also going forward with this show, we have, obviously we've done our revolutions. What

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would your three things you'd want to get more from this show? So if you could, you

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know, you mentioned putting more time in, what would, like for me, I really want to

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guess.

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Yeah, yeah, getting a guess.

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Look, so I'm about to start sorting out the Man Cave slash Pod Studio, which obviously

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that would lead to having more time for both of us to arrange coming to my, I know we talked

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about doing it in a shed and whatever and that. It's not a little wooden shed, but I

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think if we can get that sorted as well at some points in a few months, then at least

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we can float around each other's things. Because why don't you just, the table or this, it

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will be awkward for a guest. But then you wouldn't be bothered. You could just stand

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over there on another little chair or something.

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Good chair, yeah.

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Yeah, but again, when you've got the other table that you get in, there's more room for

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it. But yeah, once we're more set up properly, then it's going to be easier for guests. But

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again, just even just having the emails, you know, there's never going to be too many people

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that email seeing, you know, we're always here to give the advice.

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Well, sorry, it's good. No, carry on. I was just going to say, I think so for you, I thought

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that was the end of the story.

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No, no. So obviously anyone that wants to give a bit of advice or just ask questions,

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the would you robbers and any stories that anyone's got as well. And you know, it's always

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good to get up. And as we say, makes our job easier.

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Yeah. The other thing that I really wanted to do like, so you know, we talked about like

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doing like a ghost hunt or something. That is something that, like just record it with

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obviously the microphones and then film whatever we can. Yeah. As I said, maybe with the cameras

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on our heads, like the fucking. Well, yeah, we'd have to get go bros. Like the fucking

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triangle. I'm not really a fan of those 360 counts. No, they just look good. Imagine if

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you saw a ghost and you reaction, it just, it just be better. Yeah. So that's something

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that I would like to do. Yeah. I think that that should be on the agenda of stuff to do

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next year. Um, summertime, no, I may cause I've been to some and they've all been the

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winter time. Fuck me, man. Cause it's just an empty boat and all that. It's fucking freezing.

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Yeah. Summertime. Seeing your own breath. It's going to add to the spookiness. No, not

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the, I mean, we'll add to the spookiness for some people, but it's going to confuse your

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always cause you seen the breath coming out. So what was that? So it's just in breathing

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too heavily. So yeah. Uh, least in the warmer weather, it's a, just, uh, I dunno, more enjoyable

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experience, at least if you're not freezing cold. Yeah. Um, so yeah, we'll definitely

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get something like that sorted. Um, yeah, it's again, we need like a, a day where we

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can just sit down and start banging out some of these ideas. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, just

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some plans in motion. I mean, the guest bunch shouldn't be too hard, but it's just, you

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know, find the right person when they say they're going to turn up, actually turn up.

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That's the only thing. And, you know, have, um, Warren coming onto the podcast to bring

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something for our, but then take away something that makes sense. Yeah. Um, so if, if, well,

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if any of the listeners, if you've got a story to tell, um, you know, interesting life, uh,

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you know, just anything really doesn't have to be funny. It could be a tragedy. Um, uh,

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well, just anything, you know, if you, if you do fill log, uh, you want to be a guest

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and just send it in, send us the email. I'll keep saying email. So read realtalkpod at

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gmail.com for anything you want. So yeah, if you want to be a guest questions, would

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you rather stories, anything just fang it over, uh, YouTube comments, Twitter at Ash

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and JD, uh, just send it all over the, we're here for everything. Um, yeah. So I don't

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know if we finished them. So we've got more free resolutions. Yours was so piano, uh, language

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and Louis went, yeah. Yeah. So I just popped him here. Did we finish it? I'm determined

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to get someone out of six pack again. That that is my goal this year to get it. Don't

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it doesn't have to be ripped or anything like that. Just the, yeah, just something, just

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something. Yeah. Yeah. I really bothered about getting into that corner. Yeah. Yeah. Just

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carry on losing a bit of ice. Um, but yeah, so, uh, nearly onto the new years now then

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I'll take it. You just going to do the same as me. Just noticing food films. I mean, does

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anyone really go off new years anymore? That's the real question we should be asking because

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when you think about it, it's a load of bollocks. It is. It's a load of bollocks. It's you go

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to the pub, your local pub or one of your local pubs pay 10 pounds for the pleasure

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of going in for that evening. So have less time. Well, bar close your half 11. Is your

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half 11 or quarter to 12? I think, well, when we was running the pub, what we used to do

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was, uh, half 11 was the last order at that point. So it would mean everyone had a drink

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for the countdown and then it would open for like another 15 minutes afterwards. Yeah.

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And then put the, the pub would essentially get one more drink and then, and then as you

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want to clock the pub close, your half 12. So a lot one o'clock everyone's got to be

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out. Yeah. So just like, I get it. It's a lot of hype for nothing spectacular really.

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Yeah. But what I sort of realized the other day was we're kind of being this, not a weird

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age, but just a boring age. Some people might say, so it was definitely a young person's

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game going out on the new years and all that. Yeah. But it's also an older person's thing.

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So I found out that, uh, well basically the modern law, she's out off at the clumsy swan

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club, goes there all the time, but they've got bands on all the time and everything.

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And it's only five pound entry, but it's all of the similar age group that he's going to

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be there for the new years and having a good time with you. Yeah. Apparently that's quite

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a common thing now then. So I don't know, maybe in 10 years time we'll find a second

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wind. And so I think that, yeah, maybe I'm not anticipating it. No, I mean, I really

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do enjoy letting everyone else, yeah. Waiting those long queues at the bars and I'm just

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at home sitting on a tin auto and going to bed at 10 o'clock. Yeah. I was going to say,

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I think I've been asleep for more like new years passing than I have been awake for.

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Yeah. Cause even we've, well pretty much like the last 10 years when I haven't done anything,

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I've woke up as you know, midnight shocks just because of the fireworks and you sort

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of like panicking about the dog and that dog. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that's the only reason

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why I'm on. Here's another thing. What do you think, you know, in terms of 2024, that

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would be next year. Yeah. What do you think? Do you think is like, when you think about

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the year ahead, what do you think is going to happen next year? So before it happens,

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you can go, oh, I thought about that. You've actually got it recorded. What do you think

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is going to happen? Like just, you don't have to be like. You're talking about personal

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thing. No, I'm going to buy like just like, you know, like wars going on at the moment.

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Do you think there's going to be another war or do you think. Well, I think they need to

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finish the current wars before the start of another one. Really? You know, it's a bit

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of a joke. Yeah. Either bomb them or don't bomb them. Just stop fucking around. Just

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get done. But I think it's going to be, it's going to be something stupid. See, these were

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all minutes because I asked this question because I think it's going to be something.

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I know we've spoken about it a lot. Ali and relial. There's got to be something that's

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got to come out because I've been slowly putting this out slowly for surely. Yeah. So next

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year there's going to be something. That's what I mean. It's going to be something stupid

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like that. Yeah. Because, you know, as you say, yeah, we've seen the videos and that.

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And then as I was on about with the algorithms, I keep seeing all the conspiracies or even

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one earlier. There's apparently there's a hole in the sun that's continuously throwing

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out solar storms. And there's one due to heat in 2024 apparently. And the last time it happened,

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I think it says was like 1869. So the potential from this solar storm is all the satellites

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get destroyed. It will be mass blackouts and it can even have hard drives and that of your

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computers, your laptops and phones and stuff. So essentially it would mean the world would

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be shut down because we'd have no internet or anything that, you know, wouldn't be able

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to access your money in your banks. All your cars would die. You wouldn't be able to turn

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them over. Well, the logs of me would be all right because if I, as long as I'd be able

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to charge the battery, then I'd be able to use it because I've got an older vehicle.

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Whereas the newer models where it is all because of the electronics on the inside, they'll

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struggle. So people with Teslas and other electric cars, Fox. Yeah. So anyone with a

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classic car, you're loving it. Yeah. Yeah. At least one thing that would drop fuel prices

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down. So I don't know if it would. I think, I reckon they'd pull it up because it's like,

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well, you've got to drive to go get your food now. So it would be something stupid to find

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a way to do it wouldn't it? Cause it's, it's been, it's been creeping down a bit over the

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last two months. Cause I've got the free petrol stations by me. So obviously every day, I

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think was it 145 that they asked that. See again, all these are 0.9 or 0.7 and that's

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just loaded. I always just round it up to the full pen. So I think the as is 145, SO

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is 146 and then the BP, I think that's 47. And it's a diesel. Diesel. Yep. Yeah. Not

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as much difference on the petrol. But yeah, I'll keep watching it go down a little bit

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any every couple of days. So it's nice that it's under a pound and a half night, but still

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too much, you know, especially all the driving that I would do. It does add up a fair bit,

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but I've looked into it. I've done it. I've done it for the sat on one of the episodes

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on the earlier episodes. If I was to get an electric van, because I looked into it, I

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know what I'd do to be able to keep recharging itself while on the road. So essentially I'd

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hook up because it's annoying. Why these electric cars can't recharge themselves. You think

472
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:41,320
with a normal car, they have the alternators that charge the battery. So why can't they

473
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:47,320
do that themselves? Now it's the volume of it needs more volume of power to run it. Yeah.

474
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,320
The technology would be there to be able to adapt the alternator to be able to charge

475
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:56,320
the batteries. They just won't do it because then they can't charge the electricity at

476
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:01,320
the fuel pumps. So yeah, it's all down to the money. So essentially I'll know what I'd

477
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:07,320
do to be able to charge the car back up itself, what the van, it wouldn't completely charge.

478
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:12,320
There'd still be power loss along the way. Yeah. Get more miles out of it. It wouldn't

479
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,320
bother me. Plus I haven't got the money anyway. But wouldn't bother me getting an electric

480
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:21,320
van at the moment because I'd only get about a hundred miles at a time when the tools are

481
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,320
on and everything. So I'd have to charge it up at a customer's house, which would mean

482
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:30,320
I'd have to dock some money off the day rate, the price of the job or whatever. And it just

483
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:35,320
costs me too much. Wouldn't be efficient enough. Well, that's it. And the one thing that cracks

484
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:43,320
me up about electric cars is the charge points. These are generated. A lot of them are. And

485
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:50,320
your cars come on a plane or by a ship and then get put onto a diesel lorry. It's just,

486
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:56,320
and then you've got like 36 batteries, which is probably more harmful than just fueling.

487
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:04,320
No, look, not if you last forever, but do you know what I mean in terms of, yeah, I

488
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:12,320
just find it. Yeah. The carbon footprints of how much it costs to make it, how much

489
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:19,320
it costs to make it and to get it to where it needs to be just to you. I know that stats

490
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:24,320
are out there, but it's something like, I don't know, say 34 years worth of a carbon

491
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:28,320
footprints just to make them, to get them to you. And you're not, you're not going

492
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:34,320
to be able to achieve that out of that individual vehicle because by the time you'd be on like

493
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,320
four or five more down the line. Yeah. Well, you don't see fully, well, you don't really

494
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:46,320
see that of any, like out of a vehicle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just because like

495
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,320
I've seen technology is moving that quick. It's really out there. It will be through

496
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,320
the electric cars and that, you know, it's a, cause have you seen, sorry, have you seen

497
00:28:54,320 --> 00:29:01,320
the Tesla truck of, so not properly seen, but I've seen beats when it was in production

498
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:06,320
and stuff. I like, it looks pretty cool. Cause I think with that, was it something like the

499
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:11,320
brake pads, they'll never wear out. Yeah. It's something like that. And I'm sure with

500
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,320
that vehicle, the advice to charge at 80% because it's done charge all the way to 100

501
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:21,320
because 80 you'll get more mileage from me from whatever reason or I can't remember.

502
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:28,320
He did explain. So yeah, I think that premise is the same with your phones and other bits

503
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:34,320
of a lot of battery technology. Cause when you're charging it to a hundred percent, it

504
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:40,320
wears the battery down more. Whereas if you're only charging it partially, you're getting

505
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:46,320
more life expectancy out of it. I don't know why it works like that, but yeah, I mean,

506
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:53,320
we're all guilty of it. Just low. Do you know what I mean? Just cap it. Yeah. If you cap

507
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:59,320
it to a lower capacity, you'd still have to do the same though. So it should be like four

508
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:07,320
phones. Then it should be like a warning of sorts. Like your phone is at 80% battery unplug.

509
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:13,320
Yeah. But as I will do, we believe it on charge over notes and you see those horror stories

510
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,320
of blowing up and setting on fire underneath people's pillars. But again, we don't care

511
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:23,320
do we? We just put that radiation next to our heads all night long. Don't care. Yeah.

512
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:30,320
So I think it'd be something stupid like that. The adding invasion. There's a mysterious

513
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:35,320
solar storm that's disconnected the internet and so now we're all stranded. We have to

514
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:40,320
fend for ourselves. But if it was along them long, it'd be like martial law then. It would

515
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:45,320
be literally like when you see the end of the world movies and there's fires everywhere

516
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,320
and everyone's like started eating each other and it just won't be similar. Everyone's

517
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:54,320
rubbing the toilet paper. Yeah. There'd be so many dickheads that just won't chill and

518
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,320
just relax and be like, yeah, it's all right. Give it a couple of weeks and don't get new

519
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:03,320
satellites up and we'll be back running again. You know. Well, yeah. So I'd say stock up

520
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:13,320
on walkie talkies. If they can't get rid of the radio waves. Yeah. So I think we've rattled

521
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:19,320
on long enough. It's due time to get onto these emails. Right. Because, well, we didn't

522
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,320
have enough time last week because we was heading out on the booners. Nothing major

523
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:32,320
to report about that. I don't know. Oh, we spent over £280. But how? I don't know.

524
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:38,320
It's just, I had that in my pocket and apart from the change. Yeah. Well, you lost some

525
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:44,320
money there. You couldn't turn it in. So it would have been included in the taxi fare

526
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:53,320
because with the taxi. Oh, I'll go back to Coventry. Yeah. So when dropped off, dropped

527
00:31:53,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Sutherland up to his hotel and then me back to Coventry as well. So yeah, that was, obviously

528
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:09,320
I didn't pay for all of it myself. He would have paid half of it roughly. Yeah. It was

529
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:15,320
just, we did loads of stupid rounds of shots and everything. Before you left, you might

530
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,320
have put in baby Guinness and that. You did buy some shots, didn't you? Yeah. You broke

531
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:29,320
all a few actually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, nothing major to report. I remember

532
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:36,320
recording three geezers, Tories. By the way, you know, proper posh cunts. They started

533
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:43,320
talking to me about the power range jumper that I had on. And yeah, at first I was chatting

534
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:49,320
to him and then you could see they were starting to block an in-between joke, an inside joke

535
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,320
between the three of them. I was like, yeah, well yous can fuck off, don't you Torry cunts?

536
00:32:54,320 --> 00:33:01,320
I just got up and walked off. So yeah, they probably told me to fuck off or something

537
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,320
because I've walked out the door, but I'd already gone. Yeah. In the crowd of everyone

538
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:14,320
else there. What the world? Bricks. Fuck them. Yeah. So we've got a few emails that relay

539
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:20,320
from a few weeks ago, to be fair. Now in no particular order. I've just put them on my

540
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:28,320
phone so I don't have to make an easy film itself. So we've got one from Steve. Steve.

541
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:35,320
Steve Martin. I'm guessing it's just Steve anyway. I'll put the name Steve. I can't remember

542
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:42,320
what the full email address was, but Steve, thanks for your email, mate. What is the nastiest

543
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:49,320
or most explicit thing that happened to you in high school? I saw this and I thought,

544
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,320
so again, for us it was secondary school. I know they all call it high school now, but

545
00:33:54,320 --> 00:34:00,320
it's American and eat log. Oh, I know that was for me. But it wasn't up. So it was in

546
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:07,320
year seven. So year seven is your first year in senior school. So you're 11, 12, depending

547
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:13,320
on whatever age at the time. So anyway, the last school used to work is you could just

548
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:18,320
walk out in the year seven because our year seven block was detached from the rest of

549
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:26,320
the school. And you could literally just walk out the front door. So I've walked out the

550
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:33,320
front door and we walked around and went to the shops and I don't know, brought some sweets

551
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,320
from the, because they used to have the old fashioned sweet shop, didn't they? Yeah. So

552
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:45,320
I brought some sweets in there. Literally as we are walking back, a van man kind of

553
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:51,320
like slows down and then throws a milkshake from his van, like a McDonald's milkshake.

554
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:58,320
It's been spot on my chest and it explodes. That was probably the nastiest thing from

555
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:04,320
high school or senior school. I'm just trying to think as we got older, they weren't really.

556
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:13,320
Yeah. I mean, I had not milkshakes thrown over me, but a lot of things happened to me

557
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:21,320
from being bullied, you know, ginger kidding school, it was always going to happen. That

558
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:29,320
was just fucking the everyday life. There's no one thing that really popped into mind.

559
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,320
The nastiest thing. What was the nastiest thing? I tell you what, what was the nastiest thing

560
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:45,320
you've seen? Well, so it wasn't in secondary school, it was primary school. I don't know

561
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:53,320
how old I was probably nine, 10ish maybe, I can't remember. I don't know why it was

562
00:35:53,320 --> 00:36:00,320
ever allowed. So if you forgot your piki, you had to just wear the pants and vest. And

563
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:07,320
in primary school, it was just like the white polo shirt and the shiny blue shorts is what

564
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:14,320
we had. And there was the one girl, I can't remember her name to try and say or evo style

565
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:20,320
it, but yeah, she was standing there. She's like, can I go to the toilet? And the teacher

566
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:26,320
was like, no, you had a chance before going in. Pricks have gone to the toilet as well.

567
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:31,320
I remember in primary school, the toilets were literally just outside the gym hall as

568
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:36,320
well. You just walked out the door, up like three steps and the toilets were on the left.

569
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,320
So it's not like she would have been gone for long. And she's like, I need to go. And

570
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:49,320
they're like, no, not going. And she'd forgot her piki. So literally in the little pants

571
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:55,320
and the vest. And then all of a sudden, as we've noticed, she's got like a fucking lug

572
00:36:55,320 --> 00:37:01,320
of shit in the back of her knickers. So you can't lift that down even when you get older.

573
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:10,320
Can you? Can you? No, no, no. I remember thinking, we just more so felt sorry for her because

574
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:15,320
the teacher, the teacher was embarrassed and that then stopped the PE lesson, got her out,

575
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:20,320
got her cleaned up and that. And then had to get the last and found clothes for her.

576
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,320
She asked me to go to the toilet. I said, no, she just, yeah. I know it's just stupid.

577
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:30,320
But then again, she might have forced it out. I don't know. I didn't really ask her.

578
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:36,320
No, I only asked that about what was the first worst thing you've seen because now school,

579
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:43,320
senior school, there was a few things that, you know, was, you know, it weren't a nice

580
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:49,320
school to be at. Let's put it that way. Naver school that I went to was really a nice school.

581
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,320
But the one thing that comes to mind, there was a lad and he suffered with eczema really,

582
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:59,320
really bad. And I mean, like head to toe, like eczema, you could see, you know, you

583
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,320
could physically see it in his face and his arms. Like he might even have a little bit.

584
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,320
And, uh, the little lad, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't want to say his

585
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:13,320
last name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we just call him Jane. Yeah. And, uh, and then some

586
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:18,320
lads come in and I can't remember what they put over him. They put like, um, like some

587
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:25,320
powder over him, but obviously his skin just obviously irritates him and he just dived on

588
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,320
the floor and he started just like, like trying to scratch it all off. And you could see,

589
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:35,320
cause like the poly under his jumper and under his shirt. And he just, I remember him just,

590
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:40,320
just didn't do anything. So it dropped on the floor and it looked like he was having

591
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:46,320
a fit, but he was just trying to scratch. But he was all, that was the nastiest thing

592
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:52,320
I think I've seen. Maddening. I remember that this wasn't intentional, but I remember we

593
00:38:52,320 --> 00:39:02,320
were standing there talking and, uh, Phil, uh, so Phil's always just wanting to go in

594
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:08,320
different ways. And the deeds, um, and he wasn't really afraid, but it wasn't a friend

595
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:13,320
of mine in school. So I remember he's called standing there talking and I'm just like,

596
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,320
why would a fairies thinking of my, uh, when's this conversation going to, when's like,

597
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,320
I don't know, want to go play football or do whatever we was going to do with that.

598
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:26,320
But, and he's gone, what do you reckon then Jack? And I was like, Oh shit. He was talking

599
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:31,320
to me. Cause literally standing there, he's looking at both of us. That's how the conversation

600
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,320
was going. So if he was talking to both of us, but I just thought he was talking to you.

601
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:41,320
Um, so that's probably the nastiest thing that I did in school, but it was unintentional

602
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,320
really, really. I remember him calling me like a prick or whatever and just walking

603
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:53,320
off. Uh, yeah, just didn't know. It was fucking wasn't my fault. Bless him. Thanks for your

604
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,320
email. Is the most email or was that? No, no, that was all it was from Steve. So thank

605
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:09,320
you for your email, Steve. Um, so then James, he'd sent a copy. Uh, so, uh, Matt, this one's

606
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:14,320
school related as well. So what is the most inappropriate thing you'd seen a teacher do?

607
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:20,320
So that's the first one. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. So, so this is the first, he's got two questions

608
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,320
on two emails. Yeah. Yeah. So separate ones off, just put them together. I almost did

609
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:32,320
an exile spreadsheet, but just on the notes. The one thing that comes to mind was my form

610
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:40,320
teacher in year nine, his name was Mr. Carter. And you know, in senior schools, you just

611
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:45,320
have the two seats to a table more or less. I don't, you know, it might be different now,

612
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:51,320
but in our school, he was in this classroom. He was, you know, two seats to a table. Yeah.

613
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:58,320
And you could, you could see the teacher constantly, like the way the room was. And whenever a

614
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,320
girl, he wouldn't come up to you, you'd always have to go to him. So if you finished something

615
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,320
call, I needed the question, you have to stand up and go to him, which I felt was weird.

616
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,320
Cause normally, you know, I teach floods about, but he'll just, it will stay on his desk.

617
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,320
And whenever a girl used to ask, girl and girls, when they turn around, he used to look

618
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:20,320
at their ass, like do a little thing. And he got to the point, honestly, about three

619
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,320
months in one, the lads was just like, I'm going to call you man on it. And we was all

620
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,320
like, okay, you know, don't do that. I'm going to, it was like, I want to fuck it. And he

621
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:35,320
went, sir. He went, yeah. He went, what would you look at girls asses? And the turn around

622
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:41,320
and the teacher lost his shit. It was like, why are you accusing me of, why are you accusing

623
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:46,320
me of? He was just like, no, but you know, you imagine teachers just going mad. And then

624
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:51,320
he's just like, just like proper chill with it. No, but I'm just saying every time a girl

625
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,320
comes up, you just done it to, I won't say the name, disperse. And then he done it to

626
00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:00,320
disperse and we all seen you. And someone else was like, you do sir. And like, it just

627
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:09,320
went from there. So that I've seen, but that was probably the, for me, but I've seen teachers

628
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,320
hit students and get in a fight with a student. And I've seen that as well.

629
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:18,320
I don't think I saw any of the teachers hitting the students, even though a lot of them could

630
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:27,320
have done with a fucking getting knocked out. Again, yeah. Trying to think of anything really.

631
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:33,320
There was, I don't know what a name was. My memory is terrible. You know, I was thinking

632
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:39,320
about it when I was looking at these emails the other week. I was sure to remember stuff

633
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,320
from school and that when we was kids. I don't know what.

634
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:52,320
I think just because I didn't really enjoy school. So I just sort of lost most of the

635
00:42:52,320 --> 00:43:04,320
ice. Well, yeah. Trying to think of stuff. There was an RE teacher. I don't know who

636
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:13,320
she told. Says to one of them to fuck off. Strangely, it was the, that was the same first

637
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:18,320
teacher that I swore in front of. She says something to me. I was like, I don't know

638
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:23,320
why, why we're bothering with this. Cause I didn't care about religion or whatever.

639
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:29,320
I don't suppose it was an equal thing to say. But at the time I wasn't enjoying the lesson,

640
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:34,320
wasn't wanting to learn anything. And she says something to me and I was like, I'll

641
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:40,320
just fuck off. So I got in trouble for that. But yeah, on another occasion, she told someone

642
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:46,320
else to fuck off. Which obviously raw log. Oh, she just told the students to fuck off.

643
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:51,320
I don't know what it was. I couldn't really think of anything. It was just thought. I

644
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:58,320
remember winding up one of the teachers. What was his name? I think it was Mr. Chip. Old

645
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:06,320
science teacher. Yeah. So it was as we was leaving the lesson. Cause he was a weirdo as

646
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:11,320
well. He didn't have a TV. He would only read books and he just chatted shit all the time.

647
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:20,320
He was important. He probably was. He was 100% guy. He was a man of his own. Just at

648
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:27,320
the time, if you think about it. Cause for a bit of context, for the audience, he looked

649
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:34,320
a bit like judge Rinder. Yeah. The way I remember. Yeah. And just completely bored. Yeah. Which

650
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:40,320
I reckon was by choice as well. But yeah. So as we was leaving the lesson, the classroom

651
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:45,320
was like, Oh, so you've got something on the back of your shirt. And so he's done the,

652
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:54,320
the, the heel lifts and looked behind to see what's on his shirt. And he's fucking screwed

653
00:44:54,320 --> 00:45:01,320
up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't really think of anything. Is there another part of that

654
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:11,320
email? Is that just, that was one of his emails with a question on it. And then, so then I'm

655
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:19,320
guessing, yeah. So this, this was in between the last episode. I've been a daddy's going

656
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:26,320
to be a good to have you back. So he's talking to you there. Just JD's mad moaning about

657
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:35,320
manuals. You know, no, thank you for your email, James. But yeah, I think cause it would

658
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,320
be hard to be on your own. You just revert it back. Like obviously you do know that on

659
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:44,320
your own. Yeah. I'll try to be, you know, quote, it's not moaning about stuff too much

660
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,320
really. But I think my gold, we just need to get you on that show and just get off.

661
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,320
We haven't just started winding you off. Anytime I get the call, I'll be ready. No,

662
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:58,320
it needs to happen because he's winding you up now. Cause he knows what he's doing. He

663
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:05,320
knows he's listening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he is. Um, yeah. Uh, no, but thanks for your

664
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:09,320
email, James. Well, there was another part to that then. So he's asked another question

665
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:17,320
that, uh, what is the gayest slash most inappropriate thing you did at a sleepover? So every time

666
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:29,320
I'm a mate, so one of my mates, he said he's not gay, uh, but does have gay tendencies,

667
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:37,320
gay tendencies, stopped all of his mates once. Uh, and then the person he was stopping all

668
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,320
of our with said, let's get both get naked. So they both got like naked, then lied on

669
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:54,320
top of each other, boy, both getting hard. That is, that is, it's good 15 or 16. But

670
00:46:54,320 --> 00:47:04,320
now, so the other geezer is gay, but my mate, our mate, he's technically, well, he's got

671
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:11,320
a very, Mr. Green. Oh no, no, no. Okay. No, I'm gonna have to remember for you to tell

672
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:16,320
me after this. Cause I don't know. No, I've got to know I know. Yeah. Um, but the guys

673
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:23,320
think, I mean, so you know, sleepovers, it was mainly between you and then Lord, uh,

674
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:31,320
the lad in primary school. I didn't really sleep at anyone else's house. Um, yeah, cause

675
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:36,320
it's, it's a mad thing. But when you see, well, not really see on the TV, but when you

676
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:42,320
hear about, uh, the lads fucking just putting on porn and wanking in the same room as each

677
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,320
other. And we never did anything like that. We'd like play football or play the computer

678
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:51,320
and that. And then every, every time it would be spending like an hour or so once we've

679
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:57,320
already gone to bed, cause I had the bunk beds and I would say the same things. That's

680
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:04,320
the same. Uh, who was never fucking, I don't think, no, I'd say the most inappropriate

681
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:12,320
thing we did was when, uh, you fucking John and it's all J onto the street. The car's

682
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,320
going fast. Not, not like a laser to blind it. It was just like flashing the torch just

683
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:22,320
so we're like, Oh, what the fuck's going on? Um, Lord, yeah, we never did anything stupid

684
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:29,320
to be fair as Johnny said, we used to go back, uh, to ease when we used to stop over his

685
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:34,320
and just, they just judge it. But we used to look at the window a lot. As I said, with

686
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,320
his flash drive, we saw some things. Remember that he's got absolutely never, but it gets

687
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,320
the air just walking, just walking along. Cause like a Friday or Sunday night and it

688
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,320
was like, yeah, it was like two o'clock in the morning. And he was caught. You could

689
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:51,320
see he was like proper. Next thing you know, this car slowly creeps past him, goes, you

690
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:57,320
ever saw a past in reverse is all these frames. He feels too lousy at the college. Absolutely

691
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:03,320
never the fuck. Yeah. And then there was still the driver in the car as well. Cause as soon

692
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:10,320
as the guy drove up, so yeah, they started fucking slapping him up on that. Uh, well,

693
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,320
he's sort of on the grass a little bit. They give a couple of boots and then they've just

694
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:21,320
jumped back in the car and just drove off. Yeah. And I remember getting up. What the

695
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:27,320
fuck? He started punching the side. Cause every time we walk past, we was fucking out

696
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:32,320
of the side. But yeah, I mean, I think that's as gay as he got or inappropriate as he got.

697
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:42,320
That's the question. Gay or inappropriate. Yeah. Gay slash most appropriate thing. Yeah.

698
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,320
So thanks for that James. Um, but yeah, there's nothing wrong with that moment. That man, you

699
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:53,320
know, fucking to be fair, I could, I could have gone on for fucking half an hour or so

700
00:49:53,320 --> 00:50:00,320
today cause all this Jim Ratcliffe shit that's gone on. Um, I don't get why it's had to

701
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:06,320
be a news story in school sports and all that saying that no other, the glazers nor any

702
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:11,320
from India, anyone from any sort of Jim Ratcliffe can say anything negative about the other

703
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:18,320
party. But why is that a clause in the contract? So to me, that means that they've already

704
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:23,320
had negative things that, you know, cross paths, said things wrong in the meetings or

705
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:29,320
something for it to be a clause. Maybe they can say stuff internal, but it's external.

706
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,320
They can't go to the paper. You know what I mean? Make a story from it. So it has to

707
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,320
stay internal. It's just, why, why it has to be a clause and the clause. Yeah. What

708
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,320
was it even? You know, it's just, I found the whole fucking situation strange. Which

709
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:49,320
is 25% takeover bollocks. Fuck you. Should have been a full sale of fucking glazers.

710
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:57,320
Uh, but yeah, save the full run for another day. Uh, but old faithful Kirsty on the emails

711
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:05,320
as well. Um, so yeah, she said congratulations the other week. Um, and then, uh, she says

712
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:14,320
that she had a one night stand because we all have needs. So, um, the lad was fine and

713
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:24,320
lasted long enough. The only thing was he had a matty push. Yeah. Well, you know, wow.

714
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:29,320
So, right. Yeah. So she says, I don't mind a bit of pubes, but it was just a crazy amount.

715
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:36,320
Uh, and then she asks what's, what's our views on general hairstyles? Well, you know, sometimes

716
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:41,320
you've got to change it up. It's like a hairstyle. Yeah. Sometimes you've got to go bold. Sometimes

717
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:49,320
a little bit. Sometimes just let it grow. Yeah. So back in a day, oh, yeah. Manscaped

718
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:55,320
like every two weeks back in the day. Yeah. Always get rid of you. The main reason for

719
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:01,320
me to just love the whole gene prospect of it. Cause a lot of time I'll do the op air

720
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:06,320
all the time still, because if you are out and about and you're sweating, it holds the

721
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:13,320
smelly. So, uh, but yeah, these days it happens when you get settled down and that you don't

722
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:20,320
put as much effort into it. Um, but you know, if it was going wild, you know, every, probably,

723
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:25,320
I don't know, every six weeks, maybe I'll get the old man's gate date and give it a

724
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:30,320
go. Um, but I don't have to fucking get the big razor out as well and fucking go full

725
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:37,320
baby dick. Not that I've got a little dick. Good size, you know, reasonable. Never had

726
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:47,320
a complaint. Well, let's see. No, I'm just thinking, you know, maybe he's be shaved and

727
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,320
he's like, you know, fuck it. I'm growing it. Or was he a last minute thing? You know,

728
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,320
when I was last many things where he weren't expected, you know what I mean? If it wasn't

729
00:52:55,320 --> 00:53:01,320
expected, if he had time and he knew in van in advance, obviously that's a lifestyle choice

730
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:08,320
there. But my views in it, I'm all right with it. Yeah. As long as you know, it's like,

731
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:15,320
as long as it needs neat and yeah. So maintain it. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. It's all white.

732
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:21,320
Yeah. Just, uh, just put a bit of personal effort. Yeah. I've got a cush for the push.

733
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:27,320
Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Obviously he had more than enough cause for the push. You know, um, thanks

734
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:35,320
for that. Uh, and then we've got two from Lauren. Right. Uh, have you ever accidentally

735
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:42,320
seen your neighbor doing something that they thought was private? So I've not had a neighbor

736
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:49,320
personally that I've seen out in the garden nude or anything, but several times on jobs,

737
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:55,320
but the most recent one I was parked up around the back. It was almost like a call to sack

738
00:53:55,320 --> 00:54:02,320
or, you know, when it's like the back of the houses. Yeah. So I've gone out to the van

739
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:07,320
getting whatever. And as I've shut the door looked up cause it was like a T road. As I've

740
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:13,320
looked up, there's a woman standing in her bedroom quite rightly. So her house is in a

741
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:19,320
bedroom, but she's took a top off log as I've looked up and the tits were just out. And

742
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:24,320
I don't know if she's got done it on purpose. It's a daily routine thing. Just letting the

743
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:31,320
girls out for everyone to see. But yeah. Um, I mean, I looked sort of, and then just went

744
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:40,320
on with the job. Uh, so stuff like that. I've seen a few times the funniest one was, uh,

745
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:48,320
it's older ladies fucking off her head to be fair, right? Not case. Uh, she, so this

746
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:53,320
wasn't me personally. I was on the job, but, uh, while we was there, the roof was getting

747
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:59,320
done at the same time. So there was the scaffolding off. And when we turned up to the job, the

748
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:05,320
roofers, there was still fucking crying of laughter. So they'd got there, uh, you know,

749
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:11,320
don't say seven, half seven in the morning, whatever it was. Constraught scaffold. She's

750
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:18,320
out the back already sunbathing with a fucking bat site. And all they could say was love.

751
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:24,320
It was love the scene from fucking something about Mary, the old woman just all browns

752
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:30,320
fucking crusted up and that. So, uh, yeah, that was quite an unsightly one for them.

753
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:37,320
Um, Lord, yeah, not neighbors. No. Well, I've got a good one, but I don't know if I should

754
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:44,320
say, um, but fuck you. I'm sorry. So there was a time when I lived at my partner's mom's

755
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:52,320
and, uh, a brother come up to me and was like, Ash, come here. So I thought it's pretty strange,

756
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:57,320
you know, the way he said it. I went, I went into the hall. I thought what's up? Cause

757
00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:04,320
you're upstairs. It was like, stand in the bath, look out the window. So I'm in the bath.

758
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:15,320
I looked out the window and he was the neighbor's son sucking off one of his friends. Then

759
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:23,320
he stopped. And then the other lad that sucked him off like 30 seconds.

760
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:28,320
Well, well, I was in the garden or something. So behind the garden, in the garden, I had

761
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:34,320
like a shed, so I was behind the shed. So the only place you could see him from was if you

762
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:39,320
put your head out the window and turned, but because my partner's brother said I heard

763
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:43,320
noises, so I was like, what the fuck's that noise? So like he's putting his head out the

764
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:48,320
window and turned, he said, right. And obviously he saw like the neighbor's son giving head

765
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:54,320
to a friend. And then he slapped when you sucked him up and he sucked you up then.

766
00:56:54,320 --> 00:57:00,320
Ash, that looks good. That does.

767
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:07,320
So that's the weirdest thing I've seen a neighbor do, even though I was a neighbor's kids, but

768
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:14,320
yeah, it was funny. Like there was only like 12 or 13, you know.

769
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,320
Just exploring, learning about ourselves.

770
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:22,320
There's some stuff that you just can't live without. That'd be one of them.

771
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:27,320
Yeah. Now there is still a couple more emails, but we're hitting the hour mark, so it's up

772
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,320
to you. You want to sign for next week?

773
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,320
No, we'll get these ones done.

774
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:38,320
Okay. Hopefully more people email in then.

775
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:43,320
Yeah. So Lauren had another one. What was your most awkward or embarrassing truth or

776
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:50,320
dare experience? Now I think in general, we've all done the, well, just go walk outside naked

777
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:57,320
and whatever, really. There was nothing that popped out to mind. It wasn't really something

778
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,320
that I'd played a lot of, to be fair.

779
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,320
No, no. I'm just thinking, no.

780
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:07,320
Because I feel like, again, it's more of like an American thing, isn't it? Where, you know,

781
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:12,320
they're having the sort of like the sleepover and there's a bunch of them. Because when

782
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,320
it's just two people staying at the house, it would have been a bit sad if we were saying

783
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:23,320
the truth or dare of each other. So yeah, we didn't really do much of it. It was more

784
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:29,320
so when we was like 18, 19 with a drinking bit of a party or whatever it would ever happen.

785
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:34,320
Yeah. It was just all generic stuff. Nothing major ever happened.

786
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:39,320
I can't really give you an answer to that because it's the same as you, mate. It's just,

787
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,320
yeah, whenever you're partying.

788
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,320
Yeah.

789
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:47,320
I would always go for truth because I would never do it there. So it was like walk down

790
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,320
a straight night. I could never do that.

791
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:57,320
I think with us two together, it was only the one time that, was it like King Standing

792
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:01,320
Way or whatever it was. And then Nozzle was with us. I think he was the one that picked

793
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:05,320
the night walking up and down the road that night.

794
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:10,320
Was that a different night? I can't remember.

795
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:14,320
I think it was only one night when we've been together.

796
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:19,320
He lived there. Was that from his house?

797
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:24,320
Yeah, he might have lived with that person. I can't remember now.

798
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:31,320
Yeah. I can't really answer that. So I don't know really by any chance. But I would just

799
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:36,320
go for truth rather than dare just because I didn't have to. I don't know the first

800
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:41,320
thing would get naked. So it would probably be the truth on that one.

801
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:46,320
I always feel like it is more of the American thing where you...

802
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:49,320
You can't fancy someone, isn't it?

803
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:55,320
Yeah. And it's like you have to go in the closet and do the one minute in heaven or

804
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,320
whatever the call it where you've got to be in there with the person that you're

805
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:06,320
with and hopefully something happens. But it's never, at least for our generation, it

806
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,320
hasn't ever really been much of a thing.

807
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:18,320
Yeah. I grew up with friends. It never... No. I mean, yeah, there is one, but yeah.

808
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:28,320
But yeah, thanks for the questions, Lauren. And then last but not least, we have Jess.

809
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,320
I'm glad I put this last. Actually, I don't think I've really paid attention as I saw

810
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,320
it at this little note section.

811
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:34,320
Is this the last one?

812
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:35,320
It's the last one.

813
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:39,320
Lauren, thanks for your email as well. We had two emails. Was it two on that one? Sorry.

814
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,320
Yeah, it was two from me.

815
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:45,320
Yeah, it was two separate ones, but I'll just put them together on the notes. So Jess says,

816
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:46,320
hi guys.

817
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:47,320
Hi.

818
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:57,320
My fella pleases himself. Pleases himself a lot. Is the problem with me or him?

819
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:07,320
See, I know where I stand on this. I won't do it. If you're with someone, no, I won't

820
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:15,320
touch myself. I laugh because obviously, my partner has had this conversation lately,

821
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:19,320
obviously, because she just had a baby and obviously, you have to wait a couple of weeks

822
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:24,320
and she goes, just go and touch yourself. I'm like, no.

823
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:32,320
Right. So, I mean, again, so at the end, she says, am I making a big deal out of nothing?

824
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:37,320
So I think we've got two opposite ends of the voice sticker there.

825
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:42,320
So are you saying he's all right to be touching himself?

826
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:47,320
Yeah, I think it's fine. If you want to do it, what more issue would be if he's both

827
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:53,320
in the house together and you're both doing it separately, not together, then you've got

828
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,320
a problem.

829
01:01:54,320 --> 01:02:01,320
Yeah. So if he's in and she's out and he wants it, you can just whack on the hook.

830
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:09,320
Yeah. But if she's downstairs flicking for a TikTok on her phone and he's up in bed

831
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:14,320
and then they both end up doing it themselves separately while she's downstairs, he's in

832
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:20,320
bed, then he needs to have the conversation. Look, we need to stop doing it separately.

833
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,320
Let's do it together.

834
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,320
I mean, for me, I think wanking over porn is a young man's game. I'm just pointing

835
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,320
out there.

836
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:30,320
It depends on what porn you're into. If you're still just watching the old boring missionary

837
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:35,320
stuff, you need to up your game a little bit. Now, I'm not saying don't get into the extreme

838
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,320
stuff.

839
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,320
Was it BDSF when they had the watching train stuff?

840
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:44,320
Yeah, yeah. You know, watching someone fucking getting the balls booted off or something

841
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,320
like that.

842
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,320
I'm paying for that. Imagine people paying for that.

843
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:48,320
I know.

844
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,320
This mission is.

845
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:54,320
It is. Some of the stuff's fucking weird.

846
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:58,320
So do you think there's a problem?

847
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:06,320
I think there's a lack of information on this, Ema. So how often is he doing it? If he's

848
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:10,320
wanking four times or that, then he's got a bit of a problem.

849
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,320
If she can't keep up with it.

850
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,320
Yeah.

851
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,320
Yeah.

852
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:20,320
So that's where I was going to get to next. So if you're still servicing him regularly,

853
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:27,320
then it shouldn't be an issue. But if you're just not doing anything and he's getting frustrated

854
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:33,320
and just going off and fucking sorting himself out, then there is a problem. But yeah, otherwise,

855
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:40,320
if he's got a normal sex log and then he still thinks that he has to bang one out fucking

856
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:47,320
all the time every couple of hours, then he's got the problem. So yeah, if you could give

857
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:52,320
a little bit more detail, we'd be able to give you more accurate advice. But otherwise

858
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:56,320
in general, man's going to do what a man's going to do sometimes. It's going to be a

859
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,320
stressful day and you need to just get a bit of release.

860
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:05,320
I think I was trying to say what Jodie's saying. If he's doing it and you're in the house,

861
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:15,320
then there's a problem. So yeah, I mean, I love how these emails, there are many podcasts

862
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,320
that get these kind of emails, but that's what we're here for.

863
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,320
Yeah, we're here to give you the best emails.

864
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:27,320
Is it Agony Uncle on calls? Because remember the Agony Aunt in the saw?

865
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,320
Aunt Judy.

866
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,320
So you could be Uncle Jodie.

867
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:34,320
Yeah. And Daddy Ash.

868
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:44,320
Yeah. If you do feel like giving us more information on it, then yeah.

869
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:49,320
That was from Jess. So thanks for your email as well. Is that our first email as well?

870
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,320
It was.

871
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,320
We should need a saw room when we have a first email.

872
01:04:53,320 --> 01:05:00,320
Well, again, maybe that's for the part of the New Year's resolution. I do actually get

873
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:07,320
a soundboard. I think the easiest option, the way that we do the records now with these

874
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,320
microphones, the easiest option is probably going to be a little soundboard on the phone.

875
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,320
Just press the button.

876
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,320
Yeah, something like that.

877
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:21,320
Yeah. I don't know. We'll probably sort out a jingle for when we've got the email time

878
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:31,320
or something. Advice from two cunts. Yeah. I don't know. We'll say we need a day to sit

879
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:40,320
down, brainstorm some things and get something sorted out. Yeah. I think we've breached

880
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:45,320
over the hour. Yeah. Hopefully people are still listening. And if you have, as always,

881
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:52,320
you know what to do. Drop a log, share it, download it, subscribe if you're new. And

882
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:57,320
yeah, if you want to send in any emails like these, lovely people have already done. It's

883
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:02,320
realtalkingpod at gmail.com. All the links are in the description and that anyway. You

884
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:08,320
don't hear. You already know that. Yeah. Just say, just share it, share it off to all your

885
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:14,320
friends, your family, anyone that you think would enjoy listening to us. Just chat on

886
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:20,320
waffle on all the nonsense, all the advice, all the real talk. That's it, mate. Just,

887
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:26,320
just the realest podcast out there. Yeah. What's his name? Mark Goldbridge. Just fucking

888
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:31,320
just email us over. Just get him on. He's not too far from here as well. Yeah. I mean,

889
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:38,320
he's a sponsor us early or more. That's it. Just get him on. It's winding us up now. I

890
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:42,320
think it's winding us up. It's winding me off thinking about it. To be fair, if I send

891
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:51,320
him an email, I'd probably bug him. So leave it. Leave it. Happy new year to everyone as

892
01:06:51,320 --> 01:07:13,320
well. And we'll shall see you next week. Bye bye. Peace.