1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 I'm back in the woods, I'm back in the woods, I'm back in the woods 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Living alone, I think of all the things I've known 3 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:34,000 When the dark came undone, nobody was home 4 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:48,000 I'm back myself, I'm back myself 5 00:00:48,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Living alone, I think of all the things I've known 6 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Hello there everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Real Talker Podcast with just me again, if you didn't realise already by the sad lonely music. 7 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Now first things first, I do have to say if you do hear any crunching in the background, it's just the dog gnawing on the bone which seems to be the only way to get him away from me while I was trying to record for you lovely people back sitting here, walking, doing whatever you're doing while listening to me. 8 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I'm on my own again, obviously the reason I'm on my own is because daddy actually is still being a parent, he has to get into the swing of things, it's taken too long if you ask me. 9 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:22,000 How long does it take to get into a routine of being a dad? I've been like 3 hours or something. But again, also for any of the YouTube watchers, I've not started supporting the wet look, I've just got out of the shower, it is Friday nights as usual. 10 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:38,000 It's been a long old week actually, Jesus. Just crafting hard all the time. It's the lead up to Christmas, it's always the same. Everyone wanting everything done before Christmas, there's never enough time. 11 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Days in a week, hours in a day, all that jazz. So yeah, long week, literally finished late, quick shop, got the beers in, bought the dog, showered and now I'm sitting down finally. 12 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I'm on my own, the missus is in here as well, so I literally am, all by myself, just me and the dog. So I will be treating myself tonight as well, have a cheeky takeaway, don't know what to have yet but I don't know, I can't just eat or whatever it'll be. 13 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I'll probably let you know if I remember next week. But I think we all know what you're here for, you've seen the total of the episode already and I don't know if any of you know about it but it is, Aunt Bessie's pale aisles. 14 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Now, I know what you're thinking, that sounds fucking vile. And for a lot of years, you won't be wrong, but I was in her city the other day and I just saw her. 15 00:03:43,000 --> 00:04:00,000 So it's the brewery's northern monk and obviously the part of her dog we've Aunt Bessie, famously for Yorkshire puddings and stuffing and roast potatoes and all that. She's a good old dear is she? 16 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Yeah, I saw her. I couldn't not pick them up to be honest but I tried two of them the other day and I should have saved them all to be fair for today but I was actually surprised. So let's just go over the flavours to start off with. 17 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:34,000 There's the apple crumble and custard, there was sticky toffee pudding and custard, jam rolly polly and custard and last but not least, roast dinner. 18 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Now, of the two that I've had were the sticky toffee pudding and the jam rolly polly. Now, the first one that I did have was the jam rolly polly and surprisingly, it was actually nice. 19 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Now, it was weird because you shouldn't be able to taste a Swiss roll jam or custard in a beer or a pailau to which it is. 20 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:26,000 But it worked, it's strange. Now, obviously I know it's not everyone's cup of tea or a pot of gravy, whatever it may be that you're into but it was just weirdly nice, a little bit moreish. 21 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:38,000 I wouldn't want to have too many to be honest, not because they're strong because they aren't that strong, only 4.5% but for any girls out there that's strong. 22 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:49,000 It was alright, I can't knock it. I'd say for a first time try it would be a 6.4 out of 10. 23 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I wouldn't really go out of my way to get another one even though I probably will get another little mixed pack of these. 24 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:08,000 I mean to be fair, if I do like an individual one enough and I can find that as a full pack, I will end up buying them. 25 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:13,000 A little taste of my carding first though. 26 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Oh, beers. I'll tell you what, it's so good having a nice beer at the end of a hard grafting week. 27 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I'm actually having a weekend off for a change. Anyway, back to Aunt Bessie. 28 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,000 The second one that I did try was the sticky toffee pudding. 29 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Now, I'm not the biggest fan of the toffee and the sticky toffee puddings so I think this is where it might deter my opinion of it. 30 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:56,000 But yeah, it wasn't for me. I drank it obviously because I'm not going to waste alcohol. I'm not that kind of person. 31 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I'm not that kind of man. 32 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:07,000 It just tasted almost a little bit of burnt toffee for my liking. 33 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:15,000 But I'm sure any of you sweet teeth people out there would prefer that. 34 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:24,000 So the two that I have got left are the apple crumble and custard and the roast dinner. 35 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:34,000 So I thought while I'm here just chatting shit, I'd give a little taste test. 36 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:46,000 The next one I'm going to try is the apple crumble, aside from the roast dinner for last because every good honest British person loves a roast dinner. 37 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 And if you don't, you're a fucking ranger. 38 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Now, I know times are different these days. A lot of my generation and then definitely younger don't even like tea. 39 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Now, even our very own Ash doesn't love tea. Just shows he's not a grafter. He can't handle it. 40 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Proper copper. But I think that all stems down to the Americanisation of things. Everyone loves coffee. 41 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Don't get me wrong, I love a good cup of coffee. 42 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:29,000 I love the lattes, the Irish lattes, caramel. As and when I'm in the mood, I'll have a caramel latte. 43 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:34,000 But it has to be proper milk. Not only fucking almond bullshit and whatever. 44 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Not milk anyway. Water. 45 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So anyway, back to Aunt Bessie again. 46 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,000 I don't know how many times I'm going to say Aunt Bessie, but just bear with me on it. 47 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Maybe someone wants to do a counter of how many times I do say Aunt Bessie. 48 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Let me know in the chat. Send it in via email. 49 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Realtalkinpod at gmail.com or tweet it, exit it, whatever the fuck it is. 50 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Sliding those DMs at Ash and JD. 51 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Or on the YouTube comments. Always drop it on there if you feel like it. 52 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Anyway, yes. I know. 53 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I'm trying not to build up the anticipation. I can't help but just keep talking. 54 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Yeah, apple crumble. I'm not really a fan of apple crumble pudding in general anyway. 55 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 So this is definitely going to be experience. 56 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Yeah, let's have a little sniff test first. 57 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Yeah, it smells alright actually. But what it's really all about, the taste. 58 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Surprisingly, it mainly just cost the taste. 59 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Which I'm glad about because I'm not really an apple fan. 60 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Not that there's anything wrong with apples. I've just really been into them. 61 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:14,000 I was always a bit of a, well not a bit, a really fussy eater as a child. 62 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,000 Something that stemmed from just sort of being a daddy's boy really. 63 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Because dad's never been a massive eater of all sorts of different foods. 64 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,000 So I suppose I just tried copying him in some sense. 65 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,000 So I didn't really eat many veg apart from potatoes. 66 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Because you know, all the rich and shit. 67 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Never liked cheese unless it was melted on a pizza. 68 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Because who doesn't love pizza? 69 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah, just not eggs as well. Never liked eggs. 70 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And then it was sort of like from the age of 12-ish. 71 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Just started trying things. I'm like, yeah, alright, I like you. 72 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,000 I do still try and push myself to try new things. 73 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000 This year I am going to try, again, I've had them before in the past. 74 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 But I'm going to try cooking it my way now. 75 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Because I am the chef of the house. 76 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Because the missy's bless her, she tries. 77 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:25,000 But if I want a good meal, I have to cook it myself. 78 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 So yeah, Brussels sprouts. 79 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:33,000 I'm going to boil a little portion of those and bang some of them on the Christmas dinner. 80 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Which speaking of Christmas dinners as well. 81 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:44,000 So you all know me. I do listen to Mark Goldbridge from the United Sand. 82 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:48,000 I was listening to one of his streams the other day. 83 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Wasn't one of the Man United streams because, I mean, them ones have been depressing. 84 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 I'm not getting on to ranting about Man United again. 85 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:03,000 I'm not going to put you all through my misery again and again. 86 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Week in, week out. 87 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Because you all know what's going on. 88 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 And if you don't, you aren't football fans. 89 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Which I appreciate. I wish I couldn't be sometimes. 90 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:19,000 But yeah, so I was listening to one of his streams while he was doing a watch along for another game. 91 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 And he got asked a question. 92 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Yorkshire Punnings on Christmas dinner. 93 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 And he says, no, never done it, never will do. 94 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I just found it so strange. 95 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Don't get me wrong, Lord. Roast dinner in general on a Sunday. 96 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Got to be done. 97 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,000 And I've got the Yorkshire Punnings down to where it's at. 98 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Making my own. 99 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Fair enough. From time to time I do be lazy essentially. 100 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 I'll get the ready made ones. 101 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Be it the aren't best ones that you throw in the oven and now rolls up after the 15 minutes. 102 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Or just the cheap as the ones that are a lot 50p. 103 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 You just throw them in for two minutes, heat them up, whatever it is. 104 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Another little test. Aren't they better? 105 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:13,000 It is quite nice. I'm surprised. 106 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Yeah, but make my own Yorkshire puddings from scratch. 107 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:26,000 If I've got one of the pictures on my phone, I'll try and remember to post it on YouTube as I'm talking about it right now. 108 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 They're banging. Love it. 109 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:33,000 But on a Christmas dinner, he was like, no, don't have them. Never have, never will do. 110 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:40,000 And I thought, why wouldn't you have the Yorkshire pudding or two or five? 111 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000 On your Christmas dinner, why is that a thing? 112 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:49,000 I've not done any research to why it's not a thing, but I just found it so strange. 113 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:53,000 And any one of us since then as well, like John and that. 114 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,000 They said they always have Yorkshire puddings with the roast dinner. 115 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:05,000 So I don't know. Is it like a Southern thing, a Northern thing, a Midlands thing? 116 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Where you're from, whether you have them or not. 117 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:16,000 I know for the Americans, Yorkshire puddings aren't really a thing. 118 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Which I don't know why, because they're fucking amazing. 119 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:29,000 And if you don't know what a Yorkshire pudding is, the best thing to do is just have a little Google, check out some of the recipes. 120 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:34,000 It's basically a pancake recipe for you. 121 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Muffin tin, bit of oil, bang it in the oven to preheat the oil on a high temperature, around 200 Celsius. 122 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Pancake mixture, pour the tray out, fill it up, put it back in and they'll puff out. 123 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:59,000 And they're almost like a cup sort of shape when they come out. 124 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:06,000 And it's just a little vessel that you can put a bit of your meat, a bit of your mash, a bit of your stuffing and that in. 125 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,000 A little bit of veg if you're feeling fruity as well. 126 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,000 It just ships it into your mouth. It's just beautiful. 127 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,000 It's just one of the best things about a roast dinner. 128 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,000 And why you wouldn't have it with a Christmas dinner? I wouldn't know. 129 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:29,000 But it's just, it blew my mind when he came out of it. I don't know why he wouldn't do it. 130 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,000 So anyway, yeah, that's a Aunt Bessie. 131 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 I do quite like this apple crumble. 132 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:42,000 So I'll carry on. I'm not just going to down it right now. 133 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:50,000 I shall sip away and then once this one's done with, 134 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:56,000 I shall get on to the final roast dinner one. 135 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000 I'm holding a lot of faith in for this. 136 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:05,000 I hope it is as good as I expected it to be. 137 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:13,000 But on the picture, see, so it doesn't say what roast dinner it's going to be. 138 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:19,000 But on the picture on the tin, which I don't want to fucking drop anything here. 139 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,000 So I'll show you the apple crumble one for the YouTube followers. 140 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:29,000 You got a little apple crumble and custard in a bowl. 141 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:37,000 And then on the, I'm not getting paid sponsorship money by Aunt Bessie for this, by the way. 142 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,000 I just thought it would be nice to share the love. 143 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And so, yeah, on the roast dinner one, 144 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:52,000 a little roast dinner and also them tins. 145 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000 So it looks like it's a chicken dinner, by the way. 146 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I imagine it's just going to taste like gravy, 147 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:05,000 which is strange because while we were working before I'd found these, 148 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:12,000 I was actually talking about gravy beers, essentially, 149 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:19,000 because there was, so I'll start off from scratch, essentially, 150 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:26,000 while on the gravy and stuffy section and that in, or as is and whatever, 151 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:34,000 there are what looks like beer cans, but it's like a bone broth or a gravy in a can. 152 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 And so I'd seen a, I believe it was a TikTok video. 153 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 I don't know now. I didn't save it. 154 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Sorry, thought it was funny and I moved on, as you do with TikTok. 155 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:52,000 So it was of a lady recording around the kitchen area or the living room area 156 00:17:52,000 --> 00:18:03,000 of the scenes of empty cans of beers from what her husband or partner had drank the night before. 157 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:09,000 And then there was one of these gravy cans next to the stack of the beers. 158 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:14,000 So obviously got rather steaming, run out of his regular beers. 159 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:24,000 And obviously, oh, and as he's just reached into the fridge, 160 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:29,000 he's grabbed the gravy tin and he's drank it and fought nothing coffee. 161 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:36,000 So it was all laughter when he's realized that he's drunk gravy or bone broth, whatever it was. 162 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:45,000 So the conversation led on to a gravy or broth flavored beer. 163 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Look, because I love Bavril. 164 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Again, it's not really, well, I don't know if it's an American thing anyway, 165 00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:00,000 but Bavril it's basically a beef stock. 166 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Oxo cubes are the same as well. 167 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:10,000 But in sporting stadiums like football grounds, rugby grounds and that, 168 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:15,000 especially in this time of the year when it's cold weather, the winter, 169 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:21,000 it's served in a cup, usually a disposable one, 170 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:27,000 just a little bit of the Bavril cube, hot water. 171 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,000 And it's just a warm sensation, beefy little drink. 172 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000 It's just so nice. It never lets you down. 173 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Look, it's not like when I know a lot of people can't relate now, 174 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 especially if you're underage and you don't drink. 175 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:47,000 The amount of times I've been to a pub, ask for a pint of Carly, let's just say. 176 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:52,000 And then the lines haven't been cleaned or it's not a right pour. 177 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,000 And it just doesn't hit roast. 178 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:02,000 But with a Bavril, it doesn't matter what shop you bought it from, 179 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:07,000 where you're drinking it from, or whether you're at home, out in the shops, 180 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,000 well, you wouldn't be drinking it in the shops, you know, at a football ground. 181 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 It doesn't matter where you are. 182 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,000 It always tastes nice, makes you feel good. 183 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:21,000 It's just a heartwarming drink. 184 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:26,000 It just makes you feel nice and cosy. 185 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000 I'm losing track of where I'm going to now. 186 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Yeah, so because I've taken the Bavrils to work, cold weather, 187 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 ended up talking about it, 188 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:44,000 and then it was just strange to be walking along in the air as the oils 189 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000 to see these Aunt Bessie's beers. 190 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Just on the shop floor, just mad. 191 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 So I had to buy them. 192 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I'm not going to walk past them. 193 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,000 Yeah, I'm quite enjoying this. 194 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,000 I know for people listening at home, 195 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,000 you're probably not enjoying me just sucking on a can and talking about beers. 196 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,000 But I don't know, you know what you come for. 197 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,000 It's just real talk, real experiences. 198 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:22,000 This is what you need in your life, just the realness, real taste. 199 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Oh, yes. 200 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Right, so I'll get on to something else for a little while now 201 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,000 while I'm just sucking on this apple crumble. 202 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,000 So even though it has been a busy week, 203 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000 over the course of the last two, three weeks, roughly, 204 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 I've been watching a program on Netflix. 205 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Now, many of you might have already watched it. 206 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 I don't know. 207 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000 It's called Obliterated. 208 00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000 It is a great program, great action scenes in it. 209 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,000 It's not one of these ones that shows from showing a bit of blood 210 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,000 when someone gets shot and stabbed or whatever. 211 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,000 I actually recommended it to my mother 212 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,000 because there's a lot of dicks, big, massive cocks 213 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:22,000 for anyone that doesn't know what a dick is. 214 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 But a lot of nudity. 215 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 I'm not saying that my mother's a pervert or anything, 216 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000 but if you're a woman, why wouldn't you like looking at cocks? 217 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Again, there's a lot of tits in it, and if you're a man, you like looking at tits. 218 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:44,000 If you're one of the other ways, any of the LGBTQ plus selection, 219 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 then you'd enjoy it as well, seeing all the giblets that all these people have got. 220 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Now, I didn't know what the program was about or anything at first. 221 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000 It was just purely down to, as I saw the trailer as I went on to Netflix, 222 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 one of the main actors, Midnight. 223 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I'd know him from another program, and I was like, 224 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 oh, yeah, let's have a whirl. 225 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000 He's trimmed up so much as well. 226 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:19,000 He was always in decent shape, but he's just slimmed down, muscled up, 227 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:25,000 and got almost a Brad Pitt sort of star going on. 228 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Post Angelina Jolie, I'd say, when he had the almost bob-length haircut. 229 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000 But essentially, he's a good-looking man. 230 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 That wasn't why I was watching it. 231 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 It was just because I'd known him from another program. 232 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Not that I don't appreciate a good-looking man. 233 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,000 I'm not saying that I'd do anything with any men, again. 234 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:54,000 But yeah, so it caught my eye anyway. 235 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,000 So I started watching it, and I'd say it is a good program. 236 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 I think there's eight episodes. 237 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:09,000 But in general, I suppose it doesn't help because I have watched loads of films, 238 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 programs and everything. 239 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Simple. 240 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:20,000 But it does get a little bit predictable. 241 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:27,000 You can see what kind of twists and turns it's going to be. 242 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,000 But it is a good watch. 243 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:38,000 But there's one main thing that has got to me. 244 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Now, obviously, I'm not going to spoil anything for anyone. 245 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000 It's definitely, definitely go and watch it if you're into the action comedy 246 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000 sorts of films, programs and whatever. 247 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:55,000 But one thing that always gets me is the amount of, not just this program, 248 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:00,000 but all films and these kinds of programs and that over the years, 249 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:08,000 any time someone gets shot in the head, be it point blank or sniper from hundreds 250 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:13,000 of meters away, it's always right in the middle of the forehead, 251 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 just above the eyes. 252 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:22,000 But no one can get it that accurate every single time. 253 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:30,000 And yet when this fucking headshot like that and then 30 seconds later, 254 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:37,000 someone's running and the car, a fucking look, a bomb post with a fucking nail 255 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 or whatever the sign is. 256 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I don't know. 257 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 So it's been a long week. 258 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,000 But just because the people's running, even though said person with the gun 259 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:53,000 has just made a perfect 100 point headshot, but then now the other person's running 260 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 and you can't hit the target, but you can't even just clip their arm, 261 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,000 ping the leg or whatever, but you're just missing completely. 262 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Always, always it's been a grove of mine. 263 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Why is it always these writers and directors and that need to start sorting out? 264 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Now, don't get me wrong, anytime I have seen a film or program that hasn't had 265 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:23,000 a direct dead center headshot, say it's just not gone above the eyebrow, 266 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 whatever, I do point it out because it's a bit of an OCD thing of mine. 267 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,000 And the missus, she puts up with me with that. 268 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:38,000 She'll acknowledge that I've noticed that it isn't directly in the middle of the head. 269 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:44,000 She'll give me a little nod of approval and then we'll go back to enjoying the program 270 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 or film, whatever it is. 271 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:51,000 But apart from that, it is definitely worth a watch. 272 00:26:51,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Again, if we're doing out of 10s, I'd say a solid seven and a half out of 10. 273 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,000 You know, it wouldn't be one that I wouldn't want to watch again. 274 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I would aptly put it on, you know, because I've watched it on my own. 275 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 I'm not alone all the time. 276 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 I know it seems like it. 277 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 The missus works away after a week. 278 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Actually stays at home all the week, apart from when he's working, 279 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,000 because he has to own one. 280 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 I've always got the dog. 281 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I'm never that lonely. 282 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,000 But yeah, so let's say I've watched the program on my own. 283 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:37,000 So if the missus wanted to watch it, I'd actually sit here and watch it again with her. 284 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,000 Yeah, wouldn't turn it down. 285 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:48,000 So yeah, I think that's all I need to say about that. 286 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Yeah, it's all right. 287 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000 I did actually make some notes for a change. 288 00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Yeah, great action, loads of nudity, which it's always a bonus, isn't it? 289 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 And yeah, the headshots. 290 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:11,000 So I think now, there's time to actually just down the rest of this apple crumble. 291 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 It's almost empty anyway. 292 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:21,000 So bear with me a second, please. 293 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Oh, lovely. Absolutely lovely. 294 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Honestly, I'm surprised because I'm not an Apple crumble fan. 295 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 So yeah, it's nice. 296 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,000 A lot better than the sticky toffee pudding one. 297 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 The sound. 298 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Well, a lot of things I'm still not a fan of. 299 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Now is the moment that you definitely will be waiting for now. 300 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Roasting it. 301 00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:03,000 I can't really smell anything on it. 302 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,000 This one's a brown ale as opposed to the others being pile aisles. 303 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:17,000 It's going to have to go for it or not. 304 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:25,000 Mm. Doesn't taste like a roast dinner. 305 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I don't know what it tastes like, but I can't taste gravy. 306 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:38,000 I can't taste roast potatoes. 307 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:45,000 I'm disappointed. I can't believe it. 308 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have waited for it. 309 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:54,000 So surprisingly, the roast dinner is the failure. 310 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Now it's better than the sticky toffee pudding. 311 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,000 I can. 312 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I think I can kind of taste parsnips, but slightly burnt, not completely, 313 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 but roasted parsnips. 314 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,000 But there's not much difference from a normal brown ale. 315 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:26,000 There's not much flavour, really. 316 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Again, I don't mean to sound like a sewer of alcohol. 317 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000 I'm not a raven, if you said. I do promise. 318 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Only on the weekends. 319 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Excuse me. 320 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,000 I don't know what happens. It's the whole effect of drinking. 321 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Don't do drugs, kids. 322 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Kind of tastes like hobgoblin, which is another brown ale. 323 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,000 I've never been a fan of that, either. 324 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:03,000 I had it as a Christmas gift years ago, when I was 16 or 17, actually. 325 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,000 So I shouldn't have had it as a Christmas gift. 326 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:15,000 I'm still going to drink it, though, as I said. Man. 327 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Oh. 328 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Right, so that leads me on to emails, anyway, which again, as a reminder, 329 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:35,000 realtalkingpodcast at gmail.com, at Ash and JD on X, Twitter. 330 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:41,000 You all know the score, anyway. Anything you want to ask questions, 331 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000 give us stories, just chat shit in general, whatever you want to do. 332 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Fingered over. I've got all the time that I can give to yous, because not in the world. 333 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,000 I do have to work for a living. 334 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Now, normally, I don't have enough time, or I forget to check the emails beforehand. 335 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,000 And plus, I like to, when it is me and my co-host, Ashley, 336 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:18,000 I do like to get an instant reaction, so I read it at the same time 337 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:25,000 that he's hearing it for the first time, and then it's an honest review. 338 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:33,000 I did have a quick look the other day, and we've got Lauren and James, 339 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000 who emailed us last week. 340 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:43,000 So James has asked, well, sorry. 341 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Firstly, let's get on to, so James asked about the OnlyFans. 342 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Do I follow any of the OnlyFans or anything? 343 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:57,000 I made notes about it. I didn't want to switch between the two emails 344 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000 to try and make it easier, and then I'm still fucking it up anyway. 345 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000 So I don't know what I bother sometimes. 346 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:11,000 So firstly, he says he knows all the porn sites, because I gave him 347 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,000 a recommendation of what to do that gives him the links for all the sites. 348 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Sorry, yeah, because he asked me what OnlyFans I subscribe to, 349 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:28,000 which the answer was none, because I don't, you know, we're all skins, basically. 350 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:35,000 So I can't afford to pay some other slapper to send pictures of the tits or whatever. 351 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000 When it's all free on the internet, that's a point. 352 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Just Google it, Porn Orb and all that jazz, any fucking, 353 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:48,000 you all know the sites, I don't know why I'm telling you. 354 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,000 But yeah, so he was like, I already know all the porn sites, 355 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:57,000 but OnlyFans is better because it's more personal. 356 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,000 So without going on to it and reading it all again, 357 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I believe he says that you can interact with them, 358 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000 speak with them, text messages or whatever, 359 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,000 and then slowly into the DMs or something. I don't know. 360 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000 I sound like I'm a fucking old man sometimes, 361 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:24,000 which some years I might be an old man, but I'm only 34. 362 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:31,000 I don't know. It's just, it's well below, not well below, 363 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000 but it's below my generation, plus because I've been with the Misses 364 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:42,000 for nine years-ish, it's nothing I've ever been into, 365 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,000 as we've said on previous podcasts and that. 366 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I never really got onto the Tinder. 367 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Tinder was just about starting out, I think, as I got with the Misses. 368 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:04,000 I was on plenty of fish, Puff, some people know it. 369 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000 I don't even know what all the ones are around now. 370 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 I'm sure there's countless of them at the moment now, 371 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Tinder, Grindr, Fucking, Bombalore or something. 372 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I don't know. I really don't know. 373 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:26,000 So, again, I'm losing track. 374 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:32,000 So OnlyFans, that's, I suppose it is different for, 375 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 again, we've gone over it on previous podcasts. 376 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000 There was, I was out on a night out, stag do, whatever it was, 377 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:46,000 and there was a younger lady that just shoved the phone in my face, 378 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000 showing a video of her deep throat on a dildo. 379 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,000 I was like, yeah, sound, that's lovely. 380 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Well, I don't know what she was expecting. 381 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000 You know, I was tapping on the wedding ring saying, 382 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000 no, I'm a rock babb-tar, you know, 383 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 following some of the participating, 384 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:14,000 willing participants to show the video to and do that activity with. 385 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Yeah, I think it's a generational thing where the OnlyFans is, 386 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 I'm not saying it's not acceptable, 387 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:28,000 but it's more appreciated with younger generations, I assume. 388 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Then again, I imagine there's a lot of people my age and older 389 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 that do thrive off of it. 390 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 And as I've said before, fair play to these ladies. 391 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Well, no men do it as well. 392 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:42,000 Fair play to these people that make a living of it, 393 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,000 because there's money there to be made, make it. 394 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I suppose if I could do it, put an effort into it, maybe. 395 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000 I don't know. 396 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000 I mean, I should put more effort into these podcasts, really, 397 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000 but I don't have enough time, 398 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000 which I apologise to all you folks for. 399 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I'd love to put more effort into these, 400 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,000 but I have to work for a living, I have to earn some monies. 401 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Another beer teeth. 402 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000 No, it's just not getting right. 403 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Yeah, OnlyFans, not for me. 404 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000 I'll just stick to the free stuff. 405 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 But you should have... 406 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Sorry, I've got a fucking hair on my tongue now. 407 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Oh, God. 408 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 See, real things all the time. 409 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 This is what you're here for. 410 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Can't handle the realness. 411 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Ah! 412 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:50,000 So, yeah, James, you, I would say, 413 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I would ask your recommendations for the OnlyFans, 414 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000 but I don't know... 415 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000 I wouldn't know what to do with them, 416 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,000 plus I wouldn't pay too tall, is that not? 417 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Irish. 418 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 But anyway, outside... 419 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Oh, God, I don't know, I've got some shit. 420 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 So, outside of that part of his email, 421 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 he's asked if I've got any kids, 422 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 as I say, leads on to what Lauren was asking. 423 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000 So, to James, no, I haven't got any kids yet. 424 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 And then Lauren asked, 425 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000 when am I going to have kids? 426 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000 And thought on any names. 427 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:40,000 So, with me, as I say, no, no kids. 428 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Just the dog. 429 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000 He's the second dog. 430 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Old one, cheap-ass. 431 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Obviously, before I got him. 432 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Well, it's not obvious, but before I got him, 433 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 cheap-ass. 434 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 A couple months before I got married. 435 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 And then I could have got another dog straight away, 436 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000 but the missus says, no, 437 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 why do you still have to do the wedding? 438 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Blah, blah, blah, all that shit. 439 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 So, yeah, no kids at the moment. 440 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 So, I'm 34. 441 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 The missus, three-year-old, younger than me, 442 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000 she's recently just turned 31. 443 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 So, in general, it's just as and when the missus says. 444 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000 I mean, I'm ready, but I'll say I'm ready. 445 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Can you ever be ready? 446 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 I don't know. 447 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 We'll ask this question when Ash finally gets back 448 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000 onto the podcast. 449 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000 God, take it forever. 450 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 But, yeah, for me, I'm easy-going. 451 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000 When it happens, it happens. 452 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 I ain't bothered. 453 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 The main thing is waiting for the missus to be ready, really. 454 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Now, it's a conversation that I've had a lot of times 455 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,000 with mom and dads. 456 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000 Like, when are you going to have kids and blah, blah. 457 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,000 The main one that pisses me off is when you're going to start 458 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000 a family. 459 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 Now, for me, the family's already started. 460 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,000 So, being with the missus is a family. 461 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000 With my old dog, we was a family. 462 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000 With this one, little Shiro, he's not little. 463 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 But he is. 464 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 He's fucking tiny for a man of moose. 465 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Fucking, he's small. 466 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,000 But, yeah, so having pets in general, that's a family. 467 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000 You don't need to have children to be a family. 468 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000 And this is what I try saying to anyone that does ask me 469 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000 the question, when are you going to start a family? 470 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 I've already got a family. 471 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000 I have. 472 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000 And it's not just about having the children. 473 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Obviously, there's brothers and sisters and all that. 474 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 I'm one of seven. 475 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Dad was one of seven. 476 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Mom's a tween. 477 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 One of three. 478 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,000 So, yeah, family's already done. 479 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000 I don't need to start a family because I'm in a family. 480 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 I've got my own family. 481 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 We are all a family. 482 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,000 And I'd love to see all of you lovely people listening as well, 483 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:15,000 all watching as family. 484 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 I think we need a nickname for you, don't we? 485 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Well, I suppose the obvious one is the real talkers, the realists, 486 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 the RTs. 487 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Nah, because that sounds bad, actually. 488 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000 People have been calling you as the retards or something. 489 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Yeah, the real talkers, I think. 490 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 I don't know. 491 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Let us know. 492 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000 Send in your suggestions for your nicknames. 493 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 You know, like the Swifties. 494 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Obviously, you can't be the Swifties. 495 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000 That's already been taken. 496 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 The Leeds or whatever. 497 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Again, Leeds is taken. 498 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:55,000 But, yeah, give us your suggestions for your nicknames. 499 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:02,000 So then, yeah, back onto Lauren's email. 500 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Otherwise, do we just go off on the tangent? 501 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000 So answer to when I'm having kids. 502 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Yeah, whenever the MC says, without kids, without kids. 503 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 You know, I'm all up for trolling anywhere. 504 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:20,000 You know, I'm never going to say no to that. 505 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:26,000 And then she's asked, thoughts of any names? 506 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Yeah, this Aunt Bessie's roast dinner isn't the best. 507 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,000 So, I mean, to be fair, I've always thought of names since I was in school. 508 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000 To be fair. 509 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000 I've brushed names against the Mrs. 510 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000 every now and again, whenever we spoke about children. 511 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Always one name that I was keen on when I was younger was Jessica. 512 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Just because the initials would still be JD. 513 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:10,000 And then for a boy, it was, so I was going to be called Jason. 514 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000 So mom wanted to call me Jason. 515 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Dad decided it was going to be Jamie. 516 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,000 And for any of you that don't know, it's spelt weird. 517 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000 And it's not even spelt Irish. 518 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000 It's not Mexican, basically. 519 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:32,000 So it's J-A-I-M-E instead of the J-A-M-I-E. 520 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,000 So with Mexican, it's Jaime. 521 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,000 It is also in the French language. 522 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000 So if you were to say your name in French, it's J-A-M-E. 523 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,000 And the start of J-A-M-E, you use J-A-I-M-E. 524 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 There's some funny characters in there as well. 525 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,000 But anyone that does speak French, you'd already know that. 526 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:03,000 But dad's reasoning behind that was apparently he has a cousin that spells it that way. 527 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 It's the Irish way. 528 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,000 But then when you ask anyone else in the family, he hasn't even got a cousin. 529 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Well, they haven't got a cousin called Jaime, let alone know anyone that spells it that way. 530 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:22,000 But there is enough people out there, because as you do, you always Google yourself. 531 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Or Google your name anyway. 532 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,000 And there is a lot of people out there that spell it my way. 533 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 I don't know whether they're male or female or anything in between. 534 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:42,000 But yeah, it's not common, but it's out there. 535 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 It actually did get me thinking though. 536 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Sorry, I'm all over the place as always. 537 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:55,000 So even though I've got no kids and waiting on the missus, 538 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,000 it got me thinking about a couple of little fucking stories, really. 539 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:13,000 So first story, there was a lady, an ex-partner of mine that I was with. 540 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000 And I wasn't with her for a long time, to be fair. 541 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:23,000 Well, I wasn't with her for a long time, up to this conversation. 542 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,000 So everything was going fine. 543 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000 I thought it was alright. 544 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,000 I wasn't saying at the time that I felt like I was going to be with her forever, 545 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000 because it was still pretty early doors. 546 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,000 But I don't know, conversation came up from her saying that next year we'll have kids. 547 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 And I said, no. 548 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000 At that point, I definitely wasn't pretty for children. 549 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Because I've always been a bit old fashioned, like wanting to get settled down first, married, 550 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,000 house, then have kids. 551 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000 But she was like, no, I'm going to have a baby next year. 552 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000 And I just nipped it straight in the bud. 553 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Says, well, if you're going to have a baby next year, it's not going to be with me. 554 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000 And that was it. Ended it. 555 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Quite amicable, to be fair. 556 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,000 I suppose it probably could have been put a little bit politer on my end. 557 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 But at the end of the day, I wasn't ready. 558 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:37,000 And it would have been unfair for me to have gone into that situation and provided a baby that I wasn't ready for. 559 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Because it's just not fair. 560 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:54,000 You've got to be mature enough and capable of looking after a child, a small person, a tiny mini me. 561 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,000 I wasn't there. I wasn't ready for it. 562 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:04,000 No, I mean, as I'm talking about 15 years ago, maybe. 563 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Probably not as long, but between 10, 15 years ago. 564 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000 I don't know exactly. 565 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I could just about look after myself, just about afford my own personal bills. 566 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Wouldn't have been able to afford to bring a life into this world. 567 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:35,000 And it also got me thinking of another time of an almost. 568 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:44,000 So again, me back in the day, I just all know, Top Shagger. 569 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:51,000 There was a, I can't even remember how I started speaking to this lady. 570 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000 I really don't know. 571 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Ah, yeah, friend of a friend. That's how it was, I think. 572 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 I don't know. 573 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Anyway, lady I was speaking to, she was living in Stoke. 574 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,000 I'm assuming she said this to be honest, I don't know what it says. 575 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Yeah, lived in Stoke. 576 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,000 Go over there on a weekend or whatever. 577 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Yeah, just hang out, do what you do. 578 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Went on at least one, I think there might have been two. 579 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Just little caravan holidays, nothing special. 580 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Not that caravan holidays aren't special. 581 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 I love them older. Can't beat them. 582 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Tiger Club. 583 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Pontians for anyone that doesn't know. 584 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:51,000 So yeah, there was one time in particular when we was making love. 585 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Doing the deed. 586 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Banging the law at that. 587 00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:02,000 And at the end of it, fucking, as I've finished, well obviously she's finished as well. 588 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000 I'm not selfish like that. 589 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Always got to give first before you get your own. 590 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:15,000 And yeah, as I've finished anyway, I've noticed that the condom, because always save sex. 591 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Gotta fucking protect yourself and the person that you're having the coitus with. 592 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Well yeah, I've noticed that the condom had split. 593 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000 So obviously I'd finished dinner. 594 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,000 I fucking panicked. 595 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:39,000 I didn't rush to get out of there, but I got out of there as quick as I could. 596 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:49,000 And it wasn't because of that, but essentially didn't speak to her for a little while. 597 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Literally was like three months later or something. 598 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,000 Phone call out of the blue. 599 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:03,000 And my heart sank as soon as her fucking name come up on my phone. 600 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:09,000 I just shit myself. I had to sit down before answering the phone. 601 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,000 I was thinking the worst. I was thinking she was going to tell me she's pregnant. 602 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Obviously it would have been mine. 603 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000 But fortunately it wasn't the case. 604 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,000 It was just to have a catch up and see what was going on and all that. 605 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:31,000 So yeah, I think that was the only near miss. 606 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000 I say near miss, you know. 607 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,000 Well, I suppose it can just happen easily. 608 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:46,000 In general, a lot of them aren't planned. 609 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:53,000 But I was never one that wanted to be on Jeremy Coyle. 610 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,000 So yeah, I think I fucking rattled on long enough. 611 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Well, just me and myself and all. 612 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000 The dog is looking for something now as well. 613 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,000 He's finished chewing on his bone for a little bit. 614 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 I had a lot of mess again. 615 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000 Yes, I'm talking about you, mate. 616 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:16,000 That is my son. He's definitely wanting some actual food now. 617 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:24,000 So on that bombshell, which isn't a bombshell. 618 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Aunt Bessie's roasting a brown ale. 619 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:33,000 One final test. 620 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Still not there, isn't it? 621 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000 So I'm going to finish this. 622 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,000 Aunt Bessie's jam roll-de-poly, yes. 623 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Apple crumble, yes. 624 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 Sticky toffee pudding, no. 625 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:51,000 And roasting, no. 626 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:59,000 If you've got any recommendations of other strange beers, ales or whatever, let me know. 627 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000 I want to try them all. 628 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Again, I know I'm sounding like a fucking raving alcoholic. 629 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000 It's Friday. 630 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:13,000 You've got to have a little drink on a Friday, Saturday and a Sunday. 631 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000 I do like to have a drink while I'm cooking a Sunday roast. 632 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000 It's a nice Sunday routine, that is, to be fair. 633 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 But yes, if you've got any recommendations, let me know. 634 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:30,000 I'm all ears. Well, ales, ales, because I'll be fucking reading you. 635 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Don't let it be anything stupefuly expensive. 636 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:43,000 I don't want to be like that mixy, mixy guy that does all those random shots, cocktails and whatever. 637 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:54,000 If you've just got a general, strange beer that can be easily accessible in as the... 638 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000 I'm sorry, I'm a little bit gassy now. 639 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000 These fucking Aunt Bessie's getting to me. 640 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:08,000 So, yeah, if I can pick up a hot to shelf in a general shop or it's not too expensive to order online, let me know. 641 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000 I'll happily buy some and try them out for you. 642 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Could be a new little feature for you, if that's what you're into. 643 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,000 JD's taste tests. 644 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Otherwise, if you've got anything else that you want us to do, foods, yeah, let me know. 645 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000 Otherwise, we're going to go back to the festivals and shit, aren't we, really? 646 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000 Not that I don't enjoy doing that. 647 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,000 None of you have said that you don't like them. 648 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 I need to wrap it up. 649 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000 I'm hungry, I'm tired, it's been a long week. 650 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000 In a sec, the dog's mooching around. 651 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000 He's looking... 652 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 I don't know, he's looking for food somewhere where there's no food. 653 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000 He's going to start getting the Missy's Bull or something now. 654 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,000 I don't know. 655 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000 Anyway, as always, hope you enjoyed. 656 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000 Don't forget to log, share, subscribe, download, all that jazz. 657 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Use note, score. 658 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Peace.