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Hi everyone and welcome to this week's episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your host,

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well it's JD this week and as we all know Ashley is now a father, baby Patricia is all good and well,

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she's healthy, she's got 11 fingers and 9 toes so it's all good, maybe we'll see her in the Olympics

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one day but it's too soon to sell, we've got a long way to go for any of that, but yeah it's

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probably not as important now, but this at the moment so we're on the bears and yeah it's

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probably going to be the most intimate episode of today because it's just literally us, me against

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the world, everyone listening at home, hopefully you do enjoy it anyway, if not be sure to drop a

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message sending your emails realtalkingpod.gmail.com or twitter x at ash and jd, I did just realize

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the other day YouTube, sometimes comments are disabled, I don't know why YouTube being YouTube,

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can't handle the real talk of everything that we've got going on, it's just too real, so yeah

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I just thought I'd start off by saying how it's Christmas time, everyone's all got their decorations

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up but it just shows how much of a bit of a scrooge, grinchy sort of person I am because

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everyone always, I say everyone, the majority of people put their decorations up well too early,

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you know there's been some people with them up for weeks around born there, but there's this one

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person around the corner now and they've done a full-blown log display and I mean like literally

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from roof all the way down, it's some special LED launching that they've put down and I'm assuming

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this person's a bit of a computer whiz unlike myself which is all known from my editor skills,

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they've managed to div up the LED lights and one section it's a big feature of the grinch on there

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and then there's a Santa or a snowman and this and that but it's just so broad, I mean look I'm

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walking around in the dark most of the time not because I'm a sad book, I have to walk the dog

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so I walk the dog in the morning no time and if I was living right next to this person I'd be so

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pissed off because it's just so broad, I mean we all know what it's all these days with these LED

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bulbs anyway they're so broad, you know you can't drive down the road without getting blinded,

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it's not like everyone's driving the high beams on these days which I ain't gonna get onto a driving

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rant at least not just yet anyway but I mean I know we've gone over it previously anyway but

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I'm not the beast of decorations fan or anything but Jesus man there's just no need to have

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that extreme volume of light on the front of your house, it's a little bit of a cul-de-sac as well

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you know so it's not no I understand when it's on the main roads everyone can see and appreciate

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but when you talk to Wack you're just making a nuisance but at least that's what I'll think anyway

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you know it's strange actually I know users will think the same way since it is me on my own

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but I suppose you're getting the realist unfiltered JD content now because I haven't got a certain

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other individual to hold him and give his shit side of the story for any of this because he loves

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it, he'd be out there right now looking at all this Grinch and looking at everything and thinking

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wow this is amazing I'm so gay I love it but it's just it's nothing there but I appreciate the

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smaller ones where it's just the little decorations here and there nice little window lights hanging

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down you see the uh the Christmas trees in the bay windows and whatnot like you know it's

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it's nice that but some people do overkill it a little bit but I do have to laugh at the moment

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because again on the route that I'm walking the dog there's a one house in particular they've got

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a couple of little snowmen ornaments um like the little statues the inflatables whatever they are

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but the dog's so confused because he thinks that it's other people that are gonna say hello to him

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so he's trying to walk off from his tails wagging his all excited to see another new friend because

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he likes to make his friends with him but he just confused because I'm putting away I'm not

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no it's not it's no one for you you need to come get out the way and carry on he just doesn't

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understand it yeah it's uh Christmas time is almost here anyway I mean what we're looking at

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just on the three weeks out of this moment now um and how prepared can you be really I'd love to

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hope that all you people at home have got all your Christmas shopping done but

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none of us have that way you know not doing much shopping anyway the main thing I've got the stuff

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that I miss is and that's always the most important thing because if you don't look after your

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significant other then um well you're just going to be in the dog house and

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we're not going to have the turtles in there no way but uh I sort of that anyway it's not been

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it's not been a great deal going on as I say um baby Shaniqua she's uh all happy loving love

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already a little daddy's girl as well um he'd see her briefly the other day but of grafting as

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always so didn't get a chance to hold her um but yeah Ashley's happy that's always the main thing

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as well you know we need to make sure the parents are happy um and yeah I know he's listening at home

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now uh all the love has been sent out to you ash even though you probably don't deserve all of you

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but yeah it's there for you anyway moving on it's not all about Ashley and babies you know there's

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some real conversations we had here today uh so I want to just touch on to dreams slowly because

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I had a mad dream the other night um I don't really have normal dreams I don't know what

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you'd class normal dream anyway but yeah just dream anyways so um so I'll get into it the I was

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just out and about and somehow I bumped into Jamie Hutchinson who's a comedian one of the

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the best up-and-coming comedians in the UK well now he's he's selling out tour shows and all this

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and that um you know if you don't know who he is go check him out absolutely quality uh

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yeah so in the dream we've managed to bump into him and so he's a bit of a drinker uh

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unlike myself and um he's so we've gone to the pub and we've gone to the bar ordering a drink

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and that and then I'm going for a week so I've gone to the toilet and he's he's followed me

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and it's just he's got this mischievous look the pub I don't know what pub was in um but there was

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three criminals so I've gone to the end as you do common courtesy we always go to the end left or

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right one never to the middle and he's followed me and he's trying to grab me well just you know

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being a lad trying to fuck around no I'm not a shy person or anything but you know I was going

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for a piss really really needed a word I know so I'm like okay fuck off okay so ended up going to

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into the cubicle to troll and go to the toilet but the lock was messing up on it so this spinning

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lock and I'm twisting and twisting it's not going then as soon as I finally managed to lock it

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it's like that's where my alarm went up woke me up in the morning they just got me thinking

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well obviously I woke it up and as most people do when you first wake up in the morning you need

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the toilet uh but up for a week but it's just got me thinking how how your brain does react

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you know dreams are just you know words all the little messages you somehow give yourself um

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um you know there's meanings to everything these days isn't that you know you uh the old sayings

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if you ears are red it's because someone's talking about you uh you get shivers down your spine

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because someone's just walked over your grave uh all these old wives tales and whatnot it's um

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strange but yeah just it just baffled me how a dream led me to subconsciously have

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what this other person jimmy h uh stopped me from having a wig so essentially that stopped me from

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pissing in the bed you know having a little accident it's some more sad um it's just weird

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I think all that can happen really uh but fortunately it happened anyway and I didn't have to wake up and

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wake up and find a load of mess anywhere anyway um literally it has been since I was a kid since

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anything not that has ever happened um not that it was a constant thing I wasn't a bed wetter

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well some people are you know doing it all the time um but that that

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that it reminds me of a uh a story when I was a kid um

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I don't even think I've older was now to be fair uh

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probably I've got eight or nine or something but I hadn't been I hadn't been that well

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for a couple of days anyway just I don't know whatever flu it was allowed and stuff but uh

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the house that I lived in when I was a child we had a bunk beds and so the bottom was a double

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top was a single um you know times were hard back in the day we never had big agencies or anything

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uh it was a two-bedroom house uh mom had the master bedroom and actually no sorry it wasn't

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the master bedroom I'm at the smaller bedroom and then it was me and me I'll assist that that shared

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the other room so yeah my sister was on the bottom and I've been a hag but I've managed to

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wake my sister up uh while I was asleep so essentially I shit myself while I was asleep

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shit myself while I was asleep um obviously I wasn't well uh managed to shit myself

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you know what no I must have been younger than eight or nine because I remember my sister cleaning

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my cleaning me up um so I was probably like I don't know five maybe uh so yeah she's woke me up

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well you know whatever it was um yeah so I've had to calm down she's all in my pants with the jammers

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fucking cleaning me oh god you know yeah fortunately I've not had any accidents or

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that is that an adult oh god dreads to think of the mess like you know a bottle of piss and

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polish sheets in the bed it's bad enough when the dog has an accident not that he's had an accident

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so um but I've had it with me old dog she's had accidents and that uh well all it is with these

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ones sometimes he's he's always trouble because he thinks he's a cat a lot of the time he'll leak

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himself and give himself fucking fur balls and he's a old drama for you yeah so

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there's uh not going on really I've not been able to keep up with college affairs I mean all the

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bits that I have caught on the radio there's still the dramas going on um in the worlds we're not

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really hearing much about Ukraine still are we but there is uh all the hammer stuff and that's still

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going on but I haven't gotten much to say about it because I don't know too much about it really

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uh one thing that did come to mind give a bag so was a christening last weekend

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and to be fair I could go on for a long time about the christening itself not necessarily

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the uh well it was a baptism not a christening but um not necessarily about the uh the people

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the people or the baby in question um but just religion it's it's a bit you know look

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well the up down the up down stand up sit down for the sing this pray for this and blah blah it's

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you know it's quite a long thing but when you actually listen to what's going on

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I mean I'm Catholic myself anyway but you know I don't

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I don't preach to the choir or anything but you're listening to what these the priests and the

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the other healthy people are saying it's a bit culty you know it's it's well you you must do this

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and I'll give myself to Jesus the Lord and this and that and I'm thinking I can help

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I'm not surprised why so many wars and that happen because of these religions

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and then I got to thinking after that then you know religions killed the gays really didn't they

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um not literally but you think when did it become taboo for same genders to sleep with each other

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obviously these days it's not an issue it's not taboo but you think before the bible or

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or the crown or anything it was surely it was a thing surely you know men and women slept with

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each other um for fun you know uh and then someone come along well several people come along started

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writing the books that a god or several gods and saviors and this and that and angels demons

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and whatever the devil uh and then just decided that this is wrong or why uh

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why are you sleeping with the same sex it's not right it has to be for uh recreation to make babies

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love marriage whatever um it's just strange I started going down a little bit of a rabbi hole

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and it literally is just some people just brought me there's there's no there's no proof is that

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you know I'm sure there's plenty of people out there uh you know if any of you

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probably listeners uh are religious and have got some form of proof you know if you've had any actual

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signs um you know you've seen any angels or ghosts or anything you know as a side sending your uh

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emails to us I'm uh waiting for any of them but you know the the probably some people out there

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that think well sorry uh believe they have proof of um their gods uh you know looking at them or

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whatever but yeah we're all here for a short time so we need to make it a good time and

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worry about what's going on be up or down since really I think Jesus I don't know I can't wrap

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my head around a lot of it you know I'd love to think there's some sort of higher power but

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when there's all the bad stuff that goes on in the world

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but it's it's hard to actually think that let it go on you know they're all loving all forgiving

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things then what would they allow for the the shit that happens in the world really

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you know it's uh it's not good but speaking of shit anyway fucking Manchester United again

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no fair enough uh we beat Chelsea on Wednesday good game and it was a lot of basketball really

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end to end you know but you're quite entertaining um but what more gripe is is just the club in

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general so not necessarily individual players and that you know I've said the shit about

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dad and santo enough times you know he's being ignorant and lazy doing his own thing not

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apologising disrespecting the manager that's no good but the glazers need to fucking sort

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the shit out it's been known for five six weeks or whatever at these points that so Jim Ratcliffe

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is going to purchase 25% of the club and it just keeps getting pushed back and back and back but

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do these people not want you know to succeed in fucking any shape or form you know if

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if you look so Jim Ratcliffe's going to take over what he's saying he's going to on the sporting

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side of things surely you'd be fucking wrapping it up as quick as possible so you can come in and

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then get your funds in start getting the summer uh not the summer signings but well getting prepared

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for the summer signings but getting your your money into the club ready for the January signings um

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getting a ceo being a sporting director and everything well it's just dropped down for weeks

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and weeks well how much really have to go to fucking look through well you've got the contracts

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how many times you got to reread it reproof it dot all the o's cross all the t's just to see

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well yeah bro that's done then fucking get it signed and then rocked but no then on top of all

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that the fucking journalists coming out of all the bullshit now saying that they've got sources that

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50 percent of the the dressing room have lost faith in the manager and they don't trust him

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they don't want to play for him or whatever who's your sources then tell us what player has fucking

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said it because if a player said he they need to be named and changed because it's disgraceful

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at the end of the day in a normal work environment if you said anything negative about your boss

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you know in a public domain you're going to get a sack you're just going to get gender no pay and

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that's it done you're out but all these footballers and i'm not on about just my minority now

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and all these say oh you know i don't want to disrespect a lot of them but the majority of

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these big earning footballers are too much of a fucking ego these days and they think that

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the club revolves around them when it's still way around no player is bigger than any club whatsoever

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whether it's you know manchester you know i said or maxville town you need to respect the badge

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that you're playing for and you know if you're earning all this money you need to put in a shift

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but hopefully it's not any of the players going against the manager on what these sources have

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told the fucking the media hopefully it's just something stupid that you know just some general

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staff member you know the cleaning lady or whatever has heard a little bit of it an argument

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an argument and then they passed it on to these journalists but a little bit of silver lining to

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come out of the press conference before the chelsea game tenhawk and manuals allegedly

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they'd banned several media outlets from coming into the press conference and asking any of their

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stupid fucking questions and it was nice to see that because it hasn't happened for a long time

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alex sir writes for them so and loads of media journalists from these press conferences because

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he didn't didn't like them they didn't respect him so he didn't respect them i think it was something

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like five years he didn't let the bbc into any of these press conferences because of whatever

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happened on that so it was nice to see that the managers showing a bit of balls and uh you know

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putting his foot down just saying no you're not fucking coming in you're gonna put out

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bullshit like that you're not coming in and then the performance on the north arm then

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you know the players actually putting a shift in you know they're not all the best players in the

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squad or applying for the manager and that was nice to see and then it was just weird then because

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that's the villa what a fucking performance against manchester city uh you know who would have thought

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that with the way that you know each season has gone so far that would only be three points behind

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mancetta you know arsenal deploying liverpool are having a good season spurs are doing the typical

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spurs best i'm beating them um lucas would have slipped off a bit that's uh people embarrassing

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what i'm falling the other day losing three nil to uh everton but yeah i mean i'm coming out of all

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these from the weekend it's probably all going to change we're probably going to get back to

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warm up mancy or fucking smash everyone else up again well they got loot and so that's that's a

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guaranteed free quality bag if they even just draw will lose against what you lose in time

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they've got your shoes um it was nice to see a bit of a shit ball between pep and a few of the uh

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scolarsports puns as well um so they were uh given a bit of stick to pep initially uh saying that

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the team's underperforming a little bit this season um and then peps come back saying uh you

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know it's not easy winning all premier league trophies in a row so four seasons in a row

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then probably one of the best things that jayme carragher has ever phlegmed out of his mouth was

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that i'm sure i'd i would have won a couple of premier league titles as well if liverpool

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uh had broken all the financial fair playables and had 115 allegations coming against them

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because of financial reasons so uh yeah it's nice to see a bit of

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he hasn't always got the best of answer he hasn't got the best of things to say most of the time

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but don't run it's not just because the next liverpool player uh garen hevel chats a lot of

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shit as well then more clubbing he's just more clubbing isn't it mr obvious with his uh

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acts of the team that scores more goals gonna win the games yeah say football world

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yeah as i say it is probably not and it is the not of uh so as of this moment i'm gonna get

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onto your lovely emails uh now we did have a couple of emails just in general saying

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congratulations to ash again um but uh in general i'll skip the little bits and bobs

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and uh i'll get onto the actual questions what you people actually want to know real talk

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real talk uh so our first one from our kirstie uh so to start off congratulations to daddy ash

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um so she said with the dating log not going great i'll find a lot of things that give me the

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ick so uh hopefully you're all up to date with the episodes um kirstie's not had the best date in love

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initially dating a puppy and then she had a two-pump chump

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yeah not the best but she's young she's got plenty of time to find someone to settle down

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so yeah uh back to it she says i found a lot of things that give me the ick

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uh what gives you the ick i've found this ick culture a bit fucking annoying to be fair because

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i see some of these people coming out saying um you know look uh just the way he parked his car

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gave me the ick uh the way he ordered his mcdonald's gave me the ick so fucking get a real reason

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to fucking not be with someone or to not find someone attractive it's just fucking stupid

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so it's it's not necessarily icks that i've ever had it's just annoyances because that's all it is

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you know you can't instantly find someone unattractive just because they're fucking

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you know not parallel paths properly they've had bread sauce on the bag and sandwich instead of

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brown sauce even though that's annoying unless you're a girl you know brown sauce for the men

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and um well things i've found annoying uh i'd say one of the main things in particular is not

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flushing the toilet so there's a lot of people not just people that are well women that i've been

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with but they've been general go for a wee and not flush the toilet but who cares you're wasting

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water you know it's not our problem that there's reservoir water reserves um you know seven trend

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issues and whatever just flush the toilet no one wants to fucking walk into the bathroom after you

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and smell stout piss fucking annoying if you're gonna do that just piss in the sink or piss in

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the back let it fucking just go down that way it's so annoying you know and again while we're on the

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toilet one real poo talker clean the fucking toilet you have a dumb check to make sure it's all flushed

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away and clean the toilet leaving kids it's not good it's not good for anyone you know the amount

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of times well obviously as you all know or should all know i'm on the toilet and i've got that

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proper work real man things um well there's been a lot of customers over the years where

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they go to the toilet because obviously you can't not go for a wee all day or you know sometimes

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you need to go for a dump um again i know i said it on a previous podcast but yeah uh a few

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footballers and celebrities and that of houses that i have a bit of kitchens and done whatever work and

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that or uh yeah i did used to make a point of going for a shit in their houses um yeah you gotta

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you know you gotta have your little time to time sometimes aren't you or than being a top podcaster

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but yeah um my thoughts of being in customers houses i'd be so embarrassed if someone come

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around to my house to do a job or um you know just a guess in general on that and not begun

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to use the toilet and it's just filthy the scutter marks all over the gap well

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takes two seconds get the toilet brush fucking little scrubs go up a bit of bleach fucking

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thing like done no might have lies of people out there or the the last one in particular uh he was

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a bit of a weird character anyway or the the same t-shirt that the whole week literally the same

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t-shirt was a big fella void not at all um and i had to laugh as well he had a picture of himself

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which was like an older like od card picture like a mug shot that you'd have for a passport picture

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essential so he's at that and then next to it was a picture of jason and moa so

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well i know i've got my long hair and it's it's curly when it's all dry and um

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you know yeah i'd never try and say that a lot in jason and moa anyway you know he's fucking

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a big muscular geyser there obviously and skin to him this customer in particular so yes he had long

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hair but he wore glasses he had a beard and he was as i said he was white and proper white now i know

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for a lot of years especially like you're watching the youtube anyone that does know me i've got long

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hair beard glasses i'm not the slimmest of people or nowhere near as well as this cat

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jesus he's it's like he's trying to compare himself to jason and moa but it wasn't even

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in an ironic way to uh not try and motivate yourself to get fit to be like that because

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even though he had the equipment in his little fucking uh lean to conservatory sort of thing

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none of that ever got used the bike and the treadmill were just covered and i mean covered

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in dust there was more dust on it than when we took the kitchen out compared to finishing it all

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it was just ridiculous so yeah anyway went to his house to do the work

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and there was the downstairs toilet and all of that it was like just like a bummer hit it every day

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and obviously it weren't ours and you know i've just got manners but use the toilet in that sense

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when cleaning you know you can't because again look using a toilet in a customer's house

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not that it's embarrassing but it can be embarrassing you know you've had to use it they don't really want

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you to use it for that sense to have a poo but yeah you got to clean it fucking hard it's just

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lazy it's ignorant it's no use for it um so yeah i know went up on a bit of tangent there

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the poo talk again as uh we often do um

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i was on a uh a date before obviously many moons ago uh

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having a bold twist and it was just the fucking what the wave to try and not call the fucking

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the hostess over uh i don't know she wanted to look for fucking drink or something

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it was just you can write like come here yeah what are you doing or do be around in a second

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or like i would have got up and gone to the bar or the fucking whatever

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just i'm not just down talking not talking fucking not like they're a piece of work

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that's shit on the shirt um there's no need for it we're all here to cooking uh live in the end

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of the day just no matter what job you're doing you're working going wrong i know a lot of people

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are lazy and they don't even want to work but uh you know most of the uh white and staff nice

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restaurants ultimately whatever and that you know they are trying and it's always busy

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or used to be always busy not as much these days since the coby shows but still you know

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they've got a job to do and you can't speak down to me like that so stuff like that annoys me as well

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no need for it don't get me wrong i'm never sure about telling the cunt to fuck up uh you know if

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if i am having a ball to eat and food's not right or whatever then you speak up you say something

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but in the day it's not the person that's handed you the food it's not their fault the chef's

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overcooked his steak so not rolls and i'll just have this sorted out please um yeah there are

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nothing to back and forth back and forth then start having a bit of a kickoff but there's no need for it

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now some people do deserve to have a bit of a barbecue but the amount of times

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i've been on the phone with customer services for you know say bt and it's just back and forth all

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needs to be put through to this department whatever sometimes you do have to start shouting

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down the phone not that i've ever really shagged i do get angry with them you know

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when i'm not the cleaning some mouths anyway sometimes you do have to swear a little bit but

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i don't like doing it i don't like getting angry stressed out and stupid things um

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um yeah so hopefully curse that's uh so close enough for your question um

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but i mean that's that's fucking just annoying any

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not even a proper word either but as always okay i'll say thanks for uh your email um i'll take it

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fucking we're not having a good time with the day in saying these days anyway it's christmas

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don't need to try and fucking get in a relationship just for christmas because

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i'm committing for a present trying to get something for him and well if it's not going

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to work out anyway just wasting your time wanna fucking chill then just hang out with your friends

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and go have some beers we're gonna yeah just take these you know we said it enough time you

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you know you there's no point for you rushing don't need to rush when it happens it happens you know

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it's all good my oh good um yeah so uh next one we've got uh an email from james

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uh all right lads what only fans models do you subscribe to so james you're uh obviously fairly

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new to listening to the podcast because if you wasn't you'd remember one of our conversations

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about several times about only fun models um that in general i got nothing against them

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you know fair play the not manipulating i don't want to say that at times or anything but twisting

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the bank accounts of willing uh subscribers to get their money to send beat picks and

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i don't know use knickers and socks and whatever whatever they're into um well for me there's

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enough free porn out there to not pay for a only fans model i mean apart from the scene fucking

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whatever leaked ones on uh you know the old hub i don't even know who's out there i mean

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there's a lot of them that they have there are a lot of podcasters have only fans models on their

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accounts um rebecca j i think it is uh i don't know um yeah i've seen her on a fair few uh lot

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of dead men talking and uh have a work podcast and that um i don't know there's that many of

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them out there uh so fair play to them they're making money but they're doing nothing

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they're doing nothing um they're doing a fair bit really uh i suppose a lot of them do degrade

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themselves um just for a little bit of money but we'll we'll have to earn money we're all gonna

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grasp we're gonna work somehow but yeah it's not coming over just happy just flicking on

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i mean i can't i wouldn't have enough time to fucking find one that i wanted i don't even know

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what the price ranges are or anything but you know try and find one subscribe uh i think you

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you have to pay to text them and whatever uh and then i don't know how it properly works well

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James you're gonna have to email in a little snow do you have to punch your pipe or do you get

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get everything or do you get um you set up the little pay-per-view once once a month special

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fucking videos or something um i don't know i don't know it works uh it's not like patreon

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it's not like patreon where you just get all the uh content exclusively you know i imagine you do

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you have to pay for videos separately fucking i don't know my foot yeah nothing to me man don't

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i don't fucking bother i don't know i don't have enough money to fucking pay for them anyway

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uh appreciate the email anyway james um let us know who you subscribe to uh i'm guessing you was

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after some inspiration some new uh titties to look at or something um was if you if you want to

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want to see some important just uh on google talking porn dude and that'll give you all the

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results looking all for free mate fucking wank away happy days so always won't be responsible

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don't fucking leave it too drawn you're gonna go red raw and fucking your cock all up or something

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no i want to link dick mate um uh so yeah the room out now um from lauren uh again saying congrats

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to ashley being a baby daddy

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oh excuse me while i'll just swap on a little longer um so her question is if you could erase

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the memory of a film or tv show to re-watch and fall in love with again what would you choose

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now when i read this earlier i did have a little bit to think about it and uh

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uh i think everyone would go for the generic you're breaking bads um i suppose a lot of people

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say friends again as well now especially with the recent passing of uh because i know that that all

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the viewing writings popped up on all of that didn't it um it's amazing how mafieu perry was

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everyone's favorite person uh his conspiracies over his death as well um but that's not what the

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question is so film wise uh one of the best films that i do love and some would be on i would still

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sit there watching barf their ass uh he's step rubber's will ferrell he's absolutely quiet so

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uh i'm at our cock still watching fucking now and it's one of those films that there's beats that

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you miss and you watch it again and you cock it and you fucking laugh it up for that um

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um saying that now because i still know be you know as it is now anyway um

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i know program uh it'd be supernatural

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uh purely because it's quite the longevity of it uh if you're gonna have a marathon it still takes

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weeks to watch 14 seasons um but it was just just quality you know i used to use what buffy the

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vampire slayer and angel when i was a kid um they were good enough in their own roles supernatural

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just open it up a little bit more uh you know the story of the brothers i don't want to spoil

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anything for anyone that hasn't watched it and if you haven't watched the get on it um

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yeah it is good you know it's not just it's not scary it's just all drama there is comedy comedy

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just all drama there is comedy comedy comedic scenes in it as well you know even like one of

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them there's a screed we do episode where they're in the cartoon there was a i think it was like a

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12 episode mini series where it was an animated series as well uh they did do the spin-off of the

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winchester's which got cancelled after one season which is a bit annoying um but there is talks that

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they're going to reboot it again as well uh so go on to new seasons um

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film i still don't know film um

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um and again like it

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quite really like who's the shore shore shark redemption um

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the green mull or anything for any any of those classic films because

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now that's they're too obvious of answers really aren't they uh

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i suppose probably for the the magic of eating the experience yeah the experience of

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when it starts up the music playing i remember sitting in the cinema head starts bucking

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straight away

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i remember sitting in the cinema head starts bucking straight away

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so guardians of the galaxy the first one i mean all all of them are good films anyway but

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that speaks up the game for the uh the marvel cinematic universe you know the music just gets

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you going well speaking for myself i can't hear any of them songs on the radio without thinking

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of the film itself and uh yeah you you just fall in love with the character straight away as well

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so yeah probably that um i suppose that probably sounds a little bit gay for some people but

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you know as the the how good the marvel cinematic universe was uh because some of it has dropped

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up a little bit to be fair where yeah it was just that that was peak that was because the

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you know the iron man films the first couple four films and um as it led on to the avengers and

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that as well you know they were fucking you know top tier films they made switching up the game

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with guardians of the galaxy just bought another element to eat uh i've not watched miss marvel yet

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um he's on the cards go and watch so i'm just having a talk too busy crafting all the time

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in it uh but yeah you dropped off a little bit what i would recommend for people to watch though

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if you haven't watched it yet he's loki obviously watch season one first season two jesus christ

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fucking so again i won't spoil anything for anyone but just makes it looking look loki is the most

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important character in the whole dmz world it puts it into perspective you think of the first

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period appearance up to the ends and so jesus cross you know i know a lot of thought and uh

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research goes into uh these films so not just from the comic books and that book uh you know just

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with the biology of the little greeks and whatever you know as guard looking bringing the uh

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possibly as far as a guard loki's are uh the tricks of that and that um so yet you've had

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of integrated all of it together it just looking it's it's amazing though you know if i could

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form the writers of the loki series i'd give him a good fucking firm handshake and say well done sir

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poor madam um you know i'm assuming that it was a man that wrote it but let's be honest it probably was

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but yeah lauren uh thanks for that email and as always uh you know send them in sending your

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emails or questions uh asking for a voice or characters today um anything you want to know any

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would you rather so i have got some would you rather but uh i'm gonna say it then for when it is

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back to me and ash again um maybe next week maybe not well i don't know uh just gonna let him

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settle into being a dad for a couple of weeks um i mean to be fair it's probably going to get back

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on you know he's been spent uh you missed all the views no doubts um you might just need a little

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bit of a break as well not necessarily from the bad big but uh and his misses i'd say um

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um yeah uh share to new subscribers as well please do subscribe follow uh depending on what

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platform you're on the uh spotify apple um or the youtubes uh again if you're not watching us on

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youtube it is real talk podcast with ash and jay there um all the links for everything the emails

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the twitter and all that uh as always will be in the description um and yeah if you have watched

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on youtube it's uh been just a lot of my face because there's nothing else to say i'm literally

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in bed like lying down and i'm closed uh closed for audio listeners um with me laptop camera and

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a couple of tiniest so yeah i'll leave it there it's been emotional um not really but yeah as always

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peace