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Hi everyone and welcome back to another episode of the Real Talking Podcast with your host

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Ash and JD. Now for anyone who is watching on the YouTubes, we're not being tramps and

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wearing the same clothes.

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Or are we?

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I mean, you know, we do it sometimes but it's never planned to wear the same clothes two

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weeks in a row. But it is planned to do two recordings like the other week. So yeah, we

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are back to back in it. So apologies again for if anyone has emailed, we've not read

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them out during this week. But obviously send them in as always and we will get to you as

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soon as we can. But the reason for this back to back recording isn't because I'm going

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on holiday again, I've only just come back. It's because we've got some news that we haven't

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told anyone yet. Even though we've hinted, well, not that we've hinted but I've said

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a couple of things that people might be able to put the pieces together. I'll let you tell

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it anyway, it's not more news. Ash has got AIDS.

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No, no, no, no, using HRV positive.

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No, all of these people, I'm having a little girl. So we're back to back in this one because

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obviously as well as this, by the time this goes on, hopefully she's here. So obviously,

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just to give everyone a heads up. So on this one and possibly the next one, you might be

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writing solo on the next one. Yeah, we might have to do that. It'll be the real talk with

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JD. JD and JD. I mean, I'm used to talking to myself anyway so it doesn't matter too

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much. Yeah, so just a heads up for everyone. That's why we're back to back in this one

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and then the future one might just be JD for a week or two. But yeah, any emails this week,

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JD will surely... Yeah, I'll definitely get on to it on the next

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week. Which to be fair, now is when I would need you even more because if I am doing it

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on my own, I'm gonna need some topics to talk about. Otherwise, I'll have to do a bit of

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research and planning. A bit of ranting. There'll be a whole segment on Sam Smith on that one.

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Reasons why JD hates Sam Smith. Just shouting on about Southgate and shit selection again.

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The real rants of JD. Yeah, I might have to do it as a special episode.

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You know what? You should have like, when you do your own one, like a five minute just rants

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of fun. Like five, just quick fire. Bam, bam, bam, bam.

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Yeah, just the real talk and special segments. Just like mini episodes. But to be fair, if

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everyone wants to do that, I could die anything with that. And they'd all be the same. Well,

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most would be the same. Fuckin' hell, I've just gone off the motorway dickheads again.

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Yeah, well, ranting about Sam Smith or the Southgate, poor man, you know, poor menses,

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cheap AR again. It would be the same rants over and over. Which I'll actually do. If

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the people want it, I'll do it. I don't know if they want it, mate. I don't

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think they want that. But if you do want it, yeah, email us in at realtalkinpop.gmail.com.

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But yeah, so yeah, all going well. This time next, probably, you will have become a father,

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yeah, for essentially a couple of days anyway. Yeah. And the weird thing is normally, I was

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speaking about this with my partner, normally I overthink everything. I mean, anyone else

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that does it, we're fucking tired, fucking pain. I don't know, even though society seems

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to worry me or stress it, man, no to die, I can't resolve it. I will still spend that

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whole day overthinking about it anyway. But yeah, because you've always been quite the

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worrier. Yeah. You know, even as of recently, it was the fence panels, the neighbour. So

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just for a bit of context, actually his neighbour attempted to change the fence panels. But

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it wasn't his side. Yeah. So yeah, it's the neighbour side of the fence. So it's their

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duty to replace broken ones. And then he didn't do it. He just placed it, propped it up. And

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he was in the garden while then. It was actually during a record. Yeah, that's the thing now.

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I was just like, I looked at it, I was just in the back garden, like, what? Knock on

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my head, it's open. Yeah. And so I ended up having to grab it and sort it out. Yeah, you

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wrecked it. Yeah. But that was a whole week of, not necessarily worrying, but it was just

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someone had done your area and you was overthinking it for literally a whole week until I'd sort

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it out. Like I said, anyone that does this, I just would know. But that one time with

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the fence. So I just couldn't, I couldn't get over it. Like it was just on my mind,

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just 24 seven. But anyway, this is, we've been part of being pregnant, but it's just

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something that I haven't really worried about. I don't know why. It's just something that,

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I don't know. I think because a lot of it, so obviously we've done the bedroom off. Yeah.

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It was all decorated, panning done and whatever. And I've said, the house was really sorted

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and that anyway. So because of stuff like that, it's been a gradual process. Everything's

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been done while we've been in time. Yeah. So you've not had to panic, like last minute

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you've done, you've been able to get whatever furniture, um, just, just prepping to be a

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dad. Yeah. You've been out. Yeah. You've got nine months. Yeah. So you've been able to,

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you've not obviously people have helped in general as they always do an animal, but you've

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got enough money to just go and get whatever you need to be prepared. But that was the

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one, the thing I remember saying to you when you, when you've done the room and the whole

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panning, I did say, I know it's the wall, the white, but I just want to get it done.

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Just because I know if it was come to now and it weren't done fucking hell. Well, maybe

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yeah. Yeah. Definitely be a bit, uh, stuffed if it wasn't done by this point. Yeah. But

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I mean, I remember at the time I wanted to get it done anyway, because let's just say

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if it got to two, three weeks of the due date and you had a change of mind or you wanted

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to change your color, I'd still have, yeah. To be honest, quickly like repainted or whatever.

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So at least we had an uptime. Yeah. The color spot on the color spot. It was Egyptian column

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by the way. Um, I think it was, what was the brand of it? It was a dulex that one. I think

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it was a dulex. I'm sure it was dulex Egyptian column on that one. So if anyone checked that

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out, I would recommend it. Cause the one thing now, you know, once in the whole, why, you

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know, so, so maybe in the whole, why in the future, uh, so again, a bit more content for

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people to actually bought this house. Uh, about a year and a half ago. No, it's over

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two years now. Is it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they bought the house and at the time the

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jobs that I was doing, they were only taking a couple of hours for me to get done in the

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morning. So I was coming, look, earn my money, come here straight away. And then ended up

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just painting pretty much everything as quick as possible. But a little more context on

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the context as well is when we first moved in the only room I really wanted to do it

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was the living room and the bedroom. And I wanted to leave everything just let it, let

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it be. But because of how much time I had literally it was done and the living room

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was done that quick. Then you repainted the kitchen, the original color, just a briny

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law. Yeah. Because before redoing the kitchen, the walls existing were Magnolia. Everything

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was my, the whole house was to be fair. Yeah. But that's, it's always been a standard staple

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to go to for sat in the house, just painted Magnolia and it's done. But with the old kitchen

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that was in, because I painted everything once just to freshen it up. That sort of put

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the motion in works for the kitchen then because it made the rest of the old cabinet doors

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and that look horrendous. Yeah. So we got to the point where the rest of the house,

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so a lot got updated, if you will fresh paint, new paint, all our own colors. And then he

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just, I remember seeing on this table being like, fucking hate this kitchen. I don't,

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apart from when I was doing stuff here, I wasn't here every week that either was off.

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So when we'd be speaking on the phone that would be the main topic and subject of I hate

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this kitchen, but we'd already started getting the boring motion in as well. To be fair,

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already started getting the ball in motion then as well.

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To be fair, I weren't really sold an idea of doing it.

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Then you came over one time, like, yeah,

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I could smash down a week.

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That's what I was like, just a week.

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And he was like, yeah, yeah, to be fair, you did, didn't you?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did.

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Yeah, so just in general, it was just a makeover.

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It wasn't new covers or anything.

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It's just new doors, work tops, and stuff.

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So he was done a bit quicker than an average kitchen

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bit, the flooring as well, all at the same time.

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But the flooring obviously goes into the bathroom as well.

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Yeah, yeah, it goes into those.

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I think you sound yourself a bit short there, Jay.

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You've done a great job.

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Well, always home to please.

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What's up, Shaggy?

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But no, as a time scout, he was just a little bit quicker

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than a full-time fan, because he would have been taking

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the tiles up and all that, and then he would have been

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plastering the walls and stuff.

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So yeah, but yeah, it was a relatively quick turnaround

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for the whole house, wasn't it?

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He was all done.

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And yeah, the last main thing was just the

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he wasn't even classed as a guest bedroom before, though,

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was he?

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No, no, it was just a spare room.

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But that's the one good thing is having someone like you

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is whenever I have an idea, I can run it.

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Jay D gives me the numbers, and then it's over, yes or no.

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Like next year, flooring, living room.

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Yeah, that would be changed again.

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What's his dog?

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Harry Bond.

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I always call it Harry Bond for some reason.

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Probably just because you have Harry Bond sweets or something.

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Yeah, we'll have that.

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To be fair, if I remember in the editing part of all of this

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that I'll put some of the pictures on the YouTube

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for people to see.

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Obviously, nothing.

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Are you trying to get some work, mate?

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If people want to go back on some previous episodes,

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get more contact quotes out at the workshop,

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ask me for a quote, get some work to do, then, yeah.

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I travel around most of the UK.

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The process would have to be really good

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if you wanted to come over to America where some of the fans are.

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But yeah, if I remember, I'll post some of the pictures

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just so people can get an idea.

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Because we're saying about the kitchen

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and obviously the panelling and stuff in the Babi's room.

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Because one thing that you keep saying that you should do

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but you never do is do before and after.

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Now, you do in my brother's kitchen, and his kitchen is shit.

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So that would be the...

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I was thinking about this, actually.

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That would be the perfect one to do it on

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because that is a shit kitchen.

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Well, again, because I did my mum's kitchen the other week.

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And I've taken the totals off the wall

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and then remembered to take the pictures.

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Which, to be fair, I don't know what would have looked better anyway

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with the totals on or off.

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So once, because I had to wait for a couple of hours

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to get delivered still, once that's done,

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then I do want to at least update the website

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that I've got.

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I've paid for it, never done a thing with it.

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But yeah, I'll try and remember,

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just post a couple of other pictures.

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These cards are the jobs.

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Because it is, it's not,

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but you use that picture of this before I've ripped it all out anyway.

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So I'm sure I've still got a mum on my phone.

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Because it is, no, it's exactly the difference.

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But as always, it's all about happy customer at the end of the day.

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That's it.

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Not just because you're my best mate.

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I had to make sure you was happy because, you know,

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you think you was bad enough worrying with the broken fence panel.

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Jesus, man.

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There was something that you wasn't happy with this lot.

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No, no.

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The podcast wouldn't have happened.

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I don't think I was really too ordered by the kitchen.

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So obviously, you kind of, when you've measured up and then,

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you know, when an order did, but no.

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So, yeah.

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I mean, we started somewhere, then did somewhere.

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Took you on a journey.

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As we were saying, come this time next week,

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you're potentially going to be either sitting here or in the living room,

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holding a little baby girl.

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And yeah, trying to get a routine started.

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Trying to figure it out.

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So yeah.

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Anyone that has got questions for JD, which I feel like.

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You can ask JD a certain question that you can't ask me.

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So I feel like if you've been more free ride on the questions,

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I'm sure JD be willing to.

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Again, to be fair, because if I am recording, I'll be at home.

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And I'll be drinking as well.

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So cookie, it'll be just pretty flow and any.

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I mean, I mean, I've been in.

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I've seen it.

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It's like when me and my mates started a podcast.

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It's two people getting like arrested from a movie and I thought.

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Far off.

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Well,

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Not the.

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No.

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A bit more loosely.

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Controversial.

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Yeah.

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As we said.

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The first.

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The first four episodes are not because of anything we said,

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but it was just the production of it was.

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Yeah.

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I feel like if you was listening to the first four,

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We've grown a lot from then.

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So you wouldn't have got.

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Essentially.

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He was.

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Stumbling upon us now.

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And then if you.

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Cause all I want to do.

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Podcast.

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I'll go back.

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Listen.

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So it was more so just.

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If he was to do that.

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I mean, I'm not going to do it.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Yeah.

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You know, it's just.

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It's been a process.

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You know, we've come on leaps and bounds.

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I mean.

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I've not checked the lights.

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And it was, you know,

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The amount of people that have downloaded.

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On the first day of that episode coming out.

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You know,

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It's a.

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It's.

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Shocking really because.

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Just to think we are.

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We are.

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I mean,

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The big ocean of.

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People that did a podcast.

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You've got all these celebrities and everything.

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I mean, everyone's got a podcast now.

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Well, it is really.

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Isn't it?

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And you know, there's also two.

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Just.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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The Brummie.

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And some.

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Some people.

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I.

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Only.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah.

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But yeah.

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No, obviously that's what we're always.

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Thank you.

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All the emails and all the downloads.

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And that's why we are.

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We really do appreciate.

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Everything.

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Just a little bit of time.

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You put into the podcast.

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Just send an emails.

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It means.

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It does mean.

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And that's what.

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You know, we do say.

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If you can download.

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Because we can.

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Physically see.

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The amount of people that are listening every week then.

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Just from the download numbers.

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You know.

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There probably is a proper way to do it.

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But I just haven't seen it yet.

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How to see.

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The full listening figures and what it is.

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And then.

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I mean,

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I think it's a good thing.

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I think it's a good thing.

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I think it's a good thing.

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I think it's a good thing.

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I think it's a good thing.

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I think it's a good thing.

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I think it's a good thing.

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How to see the full listening figures.

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And what are they?

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You know,

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I think I'm going to email you a question.

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I think I'm going to do it.

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I feel like.

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From like.

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Like.

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What's it called?

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Like.

316
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You know,

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Jane Doe.

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We know he's a John Doe.

319
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So I'm just a fake name.

320
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Yeah.

321
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I have to make an email.

322
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Well, no.

323
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Yeah.

324
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So.

325
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I mean, to be fair.

326
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If it's just a standard couple of emails,

327
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I'll still be able to wrap it up anyway.

328
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Well, no.

329
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I'll make sure I've got some stuff.

330
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Some topics to talk about for a little while.

331
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Yeah.

332
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I mean, is there anything you want to.

333
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I mean, you know,

334
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because you're,

335
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as it says,

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you know,

337
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you can ask J.D.

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a certain kind of question.

339
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And he's.

340
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You know,

341
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you'll get an answer.

342
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Yeah.

343
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I'll be recording.

344
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It's most likely not what we did last week.

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The week before,

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you know,

347
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chilled ones.

348
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I had a couple of drinks.

349
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And yeah,

350
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I'll be doing the same at home then.

351
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Yeah.

352
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Is anything.

353
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I'm an open book.

354
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Anything you want to ask.

355
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You know,

356
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we're always here for a bit of voice as well.

357
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Like.

358
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See you.

359
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Yeah.

360
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I have some good advice.

361
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Invested for real,

362
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real advice.

363
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Yeah.

364
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So we'll get on with it anyway.

365
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So as we like to do,

366
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you know,

367
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partial to a little best hole,

368
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the confessions page.

369
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Yeah.

370
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I always think some of them are.

371
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A two fake.

372
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They seem to.

373
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But then again,

374
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it's.

375
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They seem to fight to be true.

376
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Well,

377
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I know I have seen some of them and it's,

378
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it's one that I've seen from like years ago.

379
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It'll be like a little story of something.

380
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Well,

381
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I know that one's not real there.

382
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So yeah,

383
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you have to sort of weave in and out a little bit.

384
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Well,

385
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I've stumbled across a new one.

386
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And it's ACS fessions.

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So.

388
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Right.

389
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So.

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As I've been looking through them,

391
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there are a lot from universities and colleges over here in the UK.

392
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Right.

393
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And some of them,

394
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I mean,

395
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obviously I've got some of them here to read out the pleasure and obviously

396
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people at home for their pleasure.

397
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But I have,

398
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I've just been giggling at her because it's not,

399
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it's not like I'm going to be able to read it.

400
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I've just been giggling at her because it's not the same as the way that the

401
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best home has been.

402
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You can,

403
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I'd say the majority of these are going to be real.

404
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I mean,

405
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there's a lot of stuff like girls on a uni.

406
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I can imagine you never went.

407
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No,

408
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no.

409
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Too smart for it.

410
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For me,

411
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I always wanted,

412
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I always pitch universities like,

413
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you know,

414
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American pie,

415
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you know,

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the red cups.

417
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I know.

418
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Yeah.

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Beer,

420
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bong party.

421
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Yeah.

422
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Yeah.

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I don't think it's,

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I think our university students,

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there was a period where they're trying to be like the Americans.

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You play those sorts of games and that form.

427
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It's just not the same.

428
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Our cultures are too different.

429
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And it always makes me laugh.

430
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You know,

431
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they can't drink.

432
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The Americans can't drink the way that we do.

433
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I mean,

434
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I've been,

435
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I've been,

436
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I've been,

437
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I've been,

438
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I've been,

439
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I've been,

440
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I've been,

441
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I've been,

442
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I've been,

443
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I've been,

444
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I've been,

445
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I've been,

446
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I've been,

447
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I've been,

448
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I've been,

449
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I've been,

450
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I've been,

451
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I've been to combine mills for讓一開心 sign about our country.

452
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Our country.

453
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I thought it was helpful.

454
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Yeah.

455
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I mean,

456
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the English,

457
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the pie and the

458
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and the pie and the pie would have been for equal expenses.

459
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But the point is,

460
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like us being the people at this university

461
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when relative��라 means,

462
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is when relative,

463
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the person you sit with sitting next to the part

464
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and the sound

465
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doesn't matter if it's an equal access,

466
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the only thing that matters most is Л

467
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accent fracture is spices were there.

468
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And I think this isâ

469
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illegal. You know, they have a full skin form, it's not real. Yeah, so ACS fessions, you know, there's me

470
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saying about, I think most of these are real. This one probably is a bit full of shit. I got all three of my flatmates

471
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pregnant, but none of them know about the other two. They're bound to find out soon, what do I do? They're all meant

472
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to be more secret girlfriends. That's when someone in Manchester met you. No, that one's so as I say, yeah,

473
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you're gonna have to weed out some of them. But you know, these types of people, it's not fucking, are things too

474
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big, I can't help but make every girl come so hard, blah, blah, blah, fucking hell, shit out, guys. And why is he

475
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in a shared accommodation with three girls? You know, you're not gonna be that lucky. So that one's also how

476
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would you have one on one time with all of them without being one that knows? Do you get what I'm saying?

477
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Yeah, that one's a lot of shit.

478
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That one definitely is. But I'll try and get more realistic ones. So another one here from a Newcastle

479
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University student. Once on a note, I managed to pull and took her back to my room when we were about to do

480
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it. She tells me that she is a ladyboy. And worst part is that she had a bigger dick than me.

481
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Wait, so there's, there's some of that needs to be addressed here. So she told him and then he went,

482
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obviously, he still carried on.

483
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:27,460
Yeah, yeah. So we discussed this before, Tom's a different man from when we was out courting, dating and all that.

484
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Yeah, it's not a ladyboy. It's it's she's not it's not a ladyboy. It's a boy with tits.

485
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Well, it's not how the Filipinos know that that's what the yeah, but then the one born with both may

486
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honor honor. It's only one got searched people are. Yeah, it's just there's that many genders and

487
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yeah, why is pronouns and whatever they want to call themselves names. So if this is called themselves

488
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a ladyboy, then that's their choice. Well, maybe this lad has just used the wrong words to say,

489
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right? What would you do if that happened to you? Firstly, I'd be quite annoyed because you've

490
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already probably got lost with her. Yeah, yeah. I think you have to be open throughout the back.

491
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Yeah. No, if you you're a no, they probably won't see this way. But if I'm having a fight on one of

492
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the toll and on Jack, you know, just in case you didn't notice, but I've got a bit of an adult Adams

493
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Apple there, you know, and a bit of a bulge down there. Are you wanting to still go further? So I'd

494
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want a bit of open honesty. You know, so after you've gone for a while, I wouldn't want to get

495
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bombs. Let's put it that way. I just have it. I just have a I don't understand boy. He's realized

496
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what they've said they're a ladyboy. And then he still continued to find out. Well, as I say, you

497
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know, it's all different for these you these days. Anything goes we've established that he

498
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probably really doesn't care. It's just that that was his first experience.

499
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:25,180
I was so what he's trying to say the worst thing out of this whole scenario is that he had a smaller

500
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:30,860
with that. That's that's his problem. Yeah. Yeah. That, you know, he probably is just an

501
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:40,220
average Joe war smaller. And then this ladyboy has got a bigger dick than he. But he says that

502
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:47,420
he's still hit though. Games to game. No, it's a different you know, for me, it's a different

503
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:59,140
games playing. Is it in the same sport? No. No, no, it's a different sport. Yeah, no. It's

504
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:08,700
different. It is different. It is. He's he's sort of funny. No, we're not so funny. No,

505
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:15,900
what's that? Fancy. Fancy. He's fancy, mate. You know, I don't want to be fancy. Well, to

506
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:31,700
be fair, though, fancy, the sort of sangment. What are you trying to back it? What would you

507
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:41,940
do in that situation? I'd probably cry my big dick in your face. I just can't imagine. I

508
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:48,980
wouldn't even if someone said to me, look, obviously, I'm a ladyboy. What the fuck? I

509
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:53,220
think I'll be angry more than anything. I'll be fucking Yeah, no, no, I would be angry.

510
00:25:54,300 --> 00:26:01,980
See, I know you'd be intrigued by you won't go that far with that. Anyway, because you'd

511
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:07,260
notice the big feet and be straight away. He'd be ignoring the conversation. Yeah. I

512
00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:13,620
mean, she doesn't know big feet. Big feet on girls. It's just it's just no, it's just

513
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:24,940
not for me. It's weird. No, no, no, once that a lady with canoes or a dick. So yeah, that's

514
00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:33,380
that one. Now we've got another one from someone from Derby University. Fucked a transgender

515
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:45,780
girl. And it was the best I've ever had. So again, lady. It's a transgender so she said

516
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:50,060
again, sorry, my sister or I don't want to be politically correct. Yeah, a transgender

517
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:57,020
girl. And it was the best they've ever had. So the was a man. I'm assuming that this person

518
00:26:57,020 --> 00:27:07,380
will be new circumstances for this lady. So yes, was a man. And he hasn't got a willy

519
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:16,940
no more. I'm assuming that there's nothing of data. Yeah, I mean, well, what I've established

520
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:24,140
is there's a lot more gay men out there. It's more open. I mean, yeah, I mean, I think people

521
00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:32,980
just well, we've said it just he'd not just fuck anything. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't

522
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:41,580
know. I feel about these last two. I fully came twice in a row, which has never happened

523
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:49,980
before. But I told him no kissing because it's around. So what does that mean? So this

524
00:27:49,980 --> 00:28:00,620
is an Asian person. So he's not married. So why should that come into play? No, we've

525
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:09,620
been getting canceled. There's loads of holes we can fall down in. Yeah. I tend to find

526
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:16,420
that people with religion, they pick and choose what they want to look and follow. Right.

527
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:23,100
So it's not just because it's around me doesn't want to kiss this lady or transgender girls.

528
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:30,060
Sorry. And you know, there's Catholic or Christian Christian things that we don't follow. If

529
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:36,980
I was going to be a proper Catholic boy, I wouldn't have had sex before marriage. But

530
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:43,100
you know, we do what we have to do. Okay. So with these last two, does that make these

531
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:52,380
two lads bisexual? By the letter of the law, it would do yes. And by law, I mean, the LGBTQ

532
00:28:52,380 --> 00:29:04,540
community, their own made up laws. I just, I just, no, I want to say something next week.

533
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:14,100
No, no, you're not there next week. No, no, no, I just, I just, it's not your cup of tea.

534
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:20,620
It's just if you want a woman, just have a woman. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You

535
00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:28,020
don't need a lady boy. No, you don't need to be all around for the kisses. Balls deep.

536
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:36,540
Yeah. Whatever around whatever part of the train you're in. Well, that's another one

537
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:45,980
to try and find out more about. But yeah, it's easy to touch your subject for a lot

538
00:29:45,980 --> 00:30:00,060
of people. We're real talking here. And yeah, I'd have to know, I'd be just pissed off that

539
00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:06,860
you feel deceived. You're thinking that you're dirty, mate. Cause it's not who you are. Well,

540
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:12,860
that's what we'd be saying. Well, obviously these youth don't care about it and not for

541
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:18,980
it to be a problem. But yeah, no, before was getting down to be in the book. You started

542
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:25,980
stripping off and you know, we've seen the fucking tackle. Hang on, put them back on.

543
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:28,980
Off you go.

544
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:44,260
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I know you're speechless. It's a we're going to go in. Yeah. Let's just

545
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:54,140
move away. So, is this a number one? No, no. There's probably is more. So this body doesn't

546
00:30:54,140 --> 00:31:03,140
say what you need a problem. It goes on into going down on girls and licking their underarms.

547
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:11,180
So this person loves my diving and loves a bit of armpit diving as well. I mean, it just

548
00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:18,380
goes to so what we said since the podcast started, kids nowadays do anything. I mean,

549
00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:27,620
I don't understand why you're doing that. Or in that moment of just being with someone

550
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:34,580
in that way, you brand girls lick armpits. I mean, also I must have put in must have

551
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:42,500
beef with the other person. Yeah. Let me lick your armpits. But again, is he going to be

552
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:50,380
asking or is he just going to fucking lift an arm up and start licking it? I mean, how

553
00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:55,740
would you like it? I wouldn't like it. And I wouldn't like to do it either. You think

554
00:31:55,740 --> 00:32:00,300
one a lot of them don't shave their armpits and that no more, which if they don't want

555
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:05,380
to, they don't want to. I don't care. But I wouldn't want to be getting an armpit hair

556
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:11,820
or armpit pubes in my mouth. If there's any sort of deodorant or anything on there, you

557
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:16,900
know, that's just going to taste horrible as well. We've all done it. We sprayed deodorant.

558
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:21,780
There's a bit too much in the air. You end up getting that taste. So properly licking

559
00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:26,620
it would be horrible. I mean, again, I've had it with a kiss on the girl, the perfume

560
00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:33,540
on the neck. You get that taste in your mouth as well. And it's just, I wouldn't want, you

561
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:39,020
can guarantee there's antiperspirant or whatever in the armpit. But maybe that's the kind of

562
00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:45,060
thing that this person's into. I can imagine going back to the other two that, you know,

563
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:52,140
like it's all open as well. So he's went back to his like, yeah, he was a lady boy. I swear

564
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:57,420
rather than being embarrassed about it. It's like the Jeff video all over again. Yeah.

565
00:32:57,420 --> 00:33:02,900
If that happened when we were younger, 10 years ago, whatever, well longer than that.

566
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:10,020
So it was like 15 years ago, we were out with the club and it happened. You wouldn't say

567
00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:16,700
fuck all about it. He'd be in the cafe the next day. Yeah. Bang. And then that's it.

568
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:24,660
You know, I used to enjoy telling details about my activities and not before. So I'd

569
00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:29,780
either have to make some, well, yeah, I would have had to because if I wanted to.

570
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:33,660
You just said nothing happened. And if that happened to you, you just wouldn't have happened.

571
00:33:33,660 --> 00:33:37,660
Because if I was there, just thought not giving any details, you'd be all questioning me,

572
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:42,540
well, I don't know what's going on there because you haven't got a story about what's happened.

573
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:49,700
So yeah, another weirdo there anyway, looking at armpits. So this one's from Manchester

574
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:58,260
Uni again. Sucked off my lecturer for a 2-2. I'm a boy by the way, but not gay. Right.

575
00:33:58,260 --> 00:34:04,380
So I'm guessing a 2-2 is like maybe like an A or B or passing grade, I suppose. I don't

576
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:10,660
understand the number system properly because there's a 2-2, a 2-1, I think there's a 1-1

577
00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:16,460
or something as well. Right. So let's just say this 2-2 is a pass. I think 2-2 is a top

578
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:24,020
grade. Right. I think. Okay. I don't know exactly. I mean, was he based on his performance

579
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:31,180
that he got the 2-2? Was he spoken beforehand, took me off and I give you a 2-2 or was he

580
00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:36,980
a 2-2 after the fact? I mean, these are all questions that should be asked. He was good

581
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:42,340
as well as he's got the 2-2 if he is the top grade. But again, he said he's not gay, but

582
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:50,580
that makes him bisexual to me. Yeah, which, bisexual is still gay, but yeah. Does, I mean,

583
00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:57,180
this, but look, I know, I said it, it just seems to be a lot more gayness. Open, like

584
00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:02,100
it's more open now. I suppose you have the right, I'm trying to think of the right word

585
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:07,620
here. Yeah. It's not frowned upon as much as if you told me you'd done that, mate, I'd

586
00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:15,460
be like, yay. Well, yeah. And not in the fun way that we like to say. But there's a, there's

587
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:22,100
another comedian that I've listened to his podcast quite often, Chris DiStefano, I've

588
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:26,340
told you about him before and that. And he has a phrase that he says quite often, I'm

589
00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:33,540
in the fog. So fog is free, open and gay. Now he says it just joking because he's married,

590
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:44,580
kids and all that log, Latino boy. But he'll act a bit gay sometimes with his mates, saline,

591
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:49,460
whoever else that'll come out with stupid stuff. Oh, well we've done, there's a bit of a fucking

592
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:56,020
banter over the years and a little joke or whatever. But I think essentially what I'm

593
00:35:56,020 --> 00:36:01,380
getting to anyway, I feel like they're all in the fog these days that they're all free,

594
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:09,140
open and gay. Yeah. They're all open to endless possibilities. Yeah. We're there, fucking

595
00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:14,900
oil beams on, blood load time, you know, making sure that people see us through the fog, that

596
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:20,020
we're not. Yeah. And we're staying in that line. Yeah. Not fucking swerving around. Not

597
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:31,300
sucking no cock. Yeah. No. Unless it's a weekend. I mean, I mean, if you was fired in a class

598
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:39,060
and you needed this class to get, to get the degree and the teacher went to you, suck my cock,

599
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:44,980
you'll get your degree. So you won't have to do another year, which is like a spur of 10 grand

600
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:50,340
or whatever. Would you suck that cock? Well, going from past experience, no.

601
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:59,060
What does that mean? So when I was in college, which was for my apprenticeship,

602
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:06,020
it was just men that were these lecturers. Men, real men. Oh yeah. Old school fucking,

603
00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:13,460
you know, Tim the tourman, Tyler, types fucking, and I wouldn't have had to have done it.

604
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:19,220
No, but what I'm saying is if you, I know in your trade you wouldn't have to do anything,

605
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:24,020
but I'm saying if you had to, if say, put you back not now, or you're married obviously,

606
00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:37,700
and you're in this frame of mind, put 18 Euro JD, he was a bit wild. Would 18, 19 Euro JD

607
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:44,260
suck the cock to pass a class? Right. So the answer is still no. And it,

608
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:49,460
because where I was going to get to, because even when I was in school and that, I, I, I

609
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:54,420
weren't as bothered about fucking, like the results that I got. You know, I remember we've

610
00:37:55,300 --> 00:38:02,100
started performing arts as part of the final subjects. And, you know, so that's mainly acting,

611
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:10,820
music, but there was a lot of written exams in that forum. I never studied for any of them.

612
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:18,100
I remember one in particular, it was like a midway through the year exam, and I'd smash the

613
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:26,020
gutter, but I didn't know, you know, there was no effort put into it. And there was two other girls

614
00:38:26,020 --> 00:38:31,220
that always tried in class and that, and they absolutely kicked up. There was a lot of shouting

615
00:38:31,220 --> 00:38:35,940
at me in front of the teacher as we've all been given the results and that. And these

616
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:39,620
pricks doesn't even fucking try and look at him. He's got this really good gut, just because I've

617
00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:45,860
got better than them. And, you know, I wasn't bothered, but I did it because it was just

618
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:50,980
something to do. Cause you know, as a lot of us did back then, it was either that or art,

619
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:56,180
just so you had a couple of lessons of not doing anything really. Cause we didn't have to do

620
00:38:56,180 --> 00:39:00,420
science. I think maths and English was mandatory for us, wasn't it? And then quality, I think as

621
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:06,100
well. Yeah. And so yeah, performing arts, even though I enjoyed it, you know, it was just,

622
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:08,900
yeah, this is something that we're going to be able to just chill with essentially.

623
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:14,340
Yeah. I've done well with all of them, but maths was the only one that I actually studied for.

624
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:19,460
And then fucking, it was a mix up on the actual day of exams. They didn't give me the higher

625
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:25,780
paper they gave me the medium one. So I still smashed the medium one. Yeah. It was me and David

626
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:31,860
Roberts that should have both been on the higher paper, but just David got it. For the wars,

627
00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:38,180
yeah. I was never, never bothered. I know it's just the way I've always been, you know, just

628
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:43,380
go with the flow and that. So I wouldn't have been worried enough to suck up the teacher.

629
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:50,740
I do think grades are more of a thing now as well as our generation. It wasn't, it didn't feel

630
00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:57,460
important, but I feel like now with the schools really being academies rather than public schools,

631
00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:04,020
there's more, there's more on the students to do by, there's more, I feel like there's more of a

632
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:09,540
career pathway now. Yeah. It's true. Doing that when we were in school anyway, I think we just

633
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:15,540
had the wrong school as well. Yeah, definitely. But I remember the teachers saying to me, oh yeah,

634
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:21,540
if you get such and such grades, you can look at doing this office job and go on to this career

635
00:40:21,540 --> 00:40:26,660
path and whatever. I just always remember saying, oh no, I'm either going to get onto the tools or

636
00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:33,220
go in the army because I was in the cadets at the time as well. So I already had the bill for that

637
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:40,500
and then we, uh, well, family members being in the army or whatever. So I always knew where I was

638
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:47,060
going to go in law essentially, but there's still, they just try and push it to me. I don't care.

639
00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:54,020
I don't want to do that. And so I think because I've always had that mentality, I can't put

640
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:59,940
myself in that position thinking I'm going to have to get my cookie broke dirty with these teachers

641
00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:10,100
come to get me sprayed. Oh yeah. I mean, I mean, at least you got the grades you wanted, I suppose

642
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:16,260
from this person. I mean, oh yeah. Yeah. They're going to have to do it all the time now though.

643
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:21,860
That's the problem. That's it now. I mean, why not knock him down, isn't it? Study or fuck him.

644
00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:28,660
The shanty. But then who has who's under the power then because he could say, I'm going to go to the

645
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:35,540
bloke, whoever's in charge, headmaster, I'm not telling you, you may have to switch it off.

646
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:42,340
But I might go. Well, no, I suppose you can just shut out tweets, any. Right. Does that make you

647
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:52,260
boy sexual? It will do. Yeah. Okay. No. Right. Let's not run that page. Cause for me it's boy sexual.

648
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:56,580
This is a mad one. This is sort of got David Cameron, Tory sort of volumes.

649
00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:06,420
And by that, I mean, because they had the, uh, uh, not the, not negging, but the stupid rituals

650
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:13,380
where he had to put the pig and all that in there. Um, so yeah, this one doesn't say what unit's from

651
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:21,060
my mate shagged the cat as a joke and now tells me he low key has a thing for cats.

652
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:27,380
How are we getting to stop? I've already tried talking, talking him out of it, but he doesn't care.

653
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:35,700
So now it can't be, but I know there's enough sick weirdos out there that would do that.

654
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:44,340
Cause we've all been sent the videos, the geezers, fucking a sheet. Yeah. And there was that one that

655
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:51,220
floated around years ago. No pun intended on that, but where he's got the fish and he's pumping his

656
00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:58,820
and he's pumping his fucking cock in his mouth. Um, so there's definitely a weird person.

657
00:42:58,820 --> 00:43:03,780
There's definitely a weirdo. But then it's doing it in front of people.

658
00:43:04,420 --> 00:43:13,220
Yeah. And then it's telling people you love it. Yeah. And you think how, how are you controlling

659
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:21,060
the cat? Because if a cat doesn't even want to be stroked or petted, lost, it will fucking swallow

660
00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:26,820
it up and walk by or run away. Whatever. So how is he fucking, well, physically, I mean, it's cat

661
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:34,900
right. Let's just put it out there. He's right. There's no cat's consent. Um, but I just don't get

662
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:40,500
how he's physically going to be able to do it all the time and fucking, yeah. And he must be a small

663
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:48,020
dick as well. Cause he's always tearing the cat. Maybe his mom delighted boy as well. The thing I don't like about this, if this is fake,

664
00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:54,580
someone's fault. I've brought this as a fake, which is, which is bad in itself, but I don't like that one.

665
00:43:54,580 --> 00:44:05,300
That's made me feel a bit uncomfortable. Yeah. But I remember when seeing that, because people do reply to these tweets and that and try and give their advice for me.

666
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:15,220
Um, no, I thought if I was going to give the advice for them, tell your mate to just get into the furry scene.

667
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:22,580
So we've all done people at dress up as fucking cats and dogs and that, and pretend to be said animals get into that.

668
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:28,100
Cause at least then in his head, he can think that he's bumming a car. He's actually bumming a person.

669
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:39,060
On a fucking hallway again, that's the worst man. As you keep saying, or, you know, it's just, they're all fucking too open with all these.

670
00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:50,340
Yeah. Another one out. It doesn't say where they're from, but this man decided to eat me out and he was saying, I tasted great.

671
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:56,980
Little Dizino a few hours ago, some guy cream poied inside of me. I don't know.

672
00:44:56,980 --> 00:45:04,020
Right. I believe that one more than any other one. It's definitely real. That one, that one has happened.

673
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:14,020
This one is definitely a fun and she's a dirty skater as well. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I believe that one.

674
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:22,020
Yeah. That one happened. Yeah. Someone that's living the slag life. Someone's been fucked. And then next one is when?

675
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:34,020
Yeah. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. 20%. That's the most. 20%. Yeah. And Australian's it. The most Australian-y one as well.

676
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:44,020
Well, at that moment in time, she's definitely straight. Cause she's already had one cream poied. He probably cream poied her as well. We don't know.

677
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:58,020
But yeah, she, she fucking loved it anyway. So that's the end of that. I've got no, I've got vessels, but they're from a while ago now.

678
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:08,020
So I'm not going to ask any of those. But I've got a couple of wood giraffes if you're interested. Yeah. Let's hear it.

679
00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:28,020
So one classic one that I've seen a lot, but I've never asked, would you rather voice a duck-sized horse or five horse-sized ducks?

680
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:42,020
Five horse-sized ducks. Cause I just kick them. It probably should be more than five to be fair. Yeah. You can feel like you can just kick, kick, kick, kick.

681
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:50,020
Yeah. Just kick them away. As well as one big. Yeah. Yeah. The duck's just going to fucking peck your head off.

682
00:46:50,020 --> 00:47:02,020
Yeah. It's going to try and kick out. The amount of times that I've heard that asked and that the triangle full of one horse-sized duck.

683
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:09,020
But no, it doesn't matter if there's a hundred little fucking duck-sized horses. You can boot the head off of all of them.

684
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:21,020
You can just jump and slam your way. Dead mate. See? That is four. Yeah. But the reason's too many answers.

685
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:34,020
Put the wrong answer. That's the only right answer. Yeah. So realistically, what animal do you think you could fucking roast off them?

686
00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:42,020
Oh, but you mean like sort of siren-locked dog thing going? The whole animal king, man. Realistically, what's the type you speak?

687
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:49,020
So yeah. Yeah. So cats were going to boot the heads off, but you're not allowed to. Right. You know, we all know the football abundant marine.

688
00:47:49,020 --> 00:48:00,020
But yeah, cats, majority of dogs are going to get it as well. Right. Yeah. Beast of fun. I'm just trying to, yeah.

689
00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:05,020
So bears would kill me. Snakes would kill me. Crocodiles, alligators.

690
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:11,020
Do you think you'd have the reflexes to fucking stop a snake? No, because he wouldn't bite venom dead.

691
00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:19,020
Yeah, but he only has to get you once, mate. Yeah, but you're in the stereo that you've got to bounce it though.

692
00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:27,020
So you know that it's fucking. Yeah. So what I'm saying is, they're all snakes. Yeah. But like, he just has to.

693
00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:33,020
As soon as he drops a little bit of venom or gets one of you, it's not a glorious way to go.

694
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:41,020
I reckon I could fuck around a snake. Do you mean before it's fucking gotten there? Like a poison. Yeah, I reckon I could do that.

695
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:49,020
I don't know, mate. I mean, if he was to fight a poison, I'm not being funny. I might back the poison. Why? Because.

696
00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:57,020
Well, you're going to lose that head then, because I'm telling you. As soon as it rears up, look. Yeah, and it's fucking. When it's going.

697
00:48:57,020 --> 00:49:03,020
I've still got that catlaw reflex and I've got your neck now. Yeah, but he's still got a tail, mate.

698
00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:09,020
Yeah, and it can try and fucking wrap itself around him. I'm a fucking bankidaze.

699
00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:14,020
I've got two bits wrapped itself around my arm because I've got a brownie in my ass.

700
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:20,020
I'm going to start slamming my arm on the door. Yeah, but that is going to break your bone before you slam that on the.

701
00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:28,020
He's fucking just punching his little face as well anyway. I don't know. I might have to get that to happen.

702
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:32,020
Fuck off, I'm fine, I'm sorry.

703
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:37,020
I was just trying to. I mean.

704
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:41,020
Right, so lizards are not in general then. Just going to boot them away.

705
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:49,020
Yes, I'm just trying to. I'm thinking like size. I'm just trying to. So I'm at like shapes and that easy.

706
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:55,020
Yeah, it's about the shaping. Yeah, even then fucking the Rams when they're fucking putting you on that.

707
00:49:55,020 --> 00:50:04,020
I'm going to go a wolf. You reckon you could have a wolf? Not every wolf, but I reckon. A one on one.

708
00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:13,020
One on one. It's 50 50. I reckon. I don't know man. Wolves are fucking vicious as well.

709
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:20,020
This is because I'm I'm trying to be like really sickly where I think 50 50 where.

710
00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:24,020
You've got a point. Yeah, I think.

711
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:30,020
I think I'd have the potential against a wolf as well just because of the way I play for the MoDog and that.

712
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:36,020
I know how to stop him because I'll have a proper play for him and he'll bite me and everything.

713
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:41,020
So I know how to grab him off and that. You know, just pin him down or whatever.

714
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:45,020
So, you know, he's only a little bit smaller than a wolf.

715
00:50:45,020 --> 00:50:52,020
Yeah, I think I think an honest would be a wolf. I think anything bigger than a wolf.

716
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:57,020
You know, all more vicious than a wolf, I would say.

717
00:50:57,020 --> 00:51:02,020
Yeah, because then you start going to bears and yeah, no chance against a bear.

718
00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:08,020
I would say a wolf might. And that be a story.

719
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:12,020
Well, a single wolf, not an alpha wolf then as well.

720
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:17,020
Well, the same as a lion and all that. Oh, no, fuck a lot.

721
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:21,020
The good thing was. Yeah, you know, I love seeing our videos as well.

722
00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:29,020
It's the stupid idiots that think it's OK to poke the fingers through the cages, the lions and all that.

723
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:33,020
And there was another one the other week that I saw.

724
00:51:33,020 --> 00:51:37,020
I think he's going into the enclosure.

725
00:51:37,020 --> 00:51:40,020
So I don't know, try and pet the fucking lion.

726
00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:45,020
And it's like, man, what are you doing? And it's just grabbed him, ripped his leg off.

727
00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:51,020
And that's the woman's just there screaming. What?

728
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:55,020
And I'm going there in the past. Just fucking idiots.

729
00:51:55,020 --> 00:52:02,020
But so I was I was just so what do you think your limit would be?

730
00:52:02,020 --> 00:52:08,020
I'll see your fucking fuck up a point.

731
00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:15,020
Obviously, yeah, when you got your giant anaconda and that, no chance of that. Yeah.

732
00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:18,020
I think I'd have a chance against the lion. A lion.

733
00:52:18,020 --> 00:52:20,020
I think. Yeah.

734
00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:26,020
Not going to do it against a lion. Even cheetahs and then you have.

735
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:29,020
Yeah, I think there's just got too much jaw pressure.

736
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:32,020
I mean, hippos know, like rhinos know.

737
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:36,020
Yeah, I think I think of wolfies the one where you would.

738
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:39,020
If you had all them, you'd rather fight the wolf when you think.

739
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:42,020
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, that's a solid answer as well.

740
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:46,020
Yeah. Always.

741
00:52:46,020 --> 00:52:52,020
I mean, humans are part of the animal kingdom. Yeah.

742
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:59,020
Fuck up a lot of people.

743
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:05,020
Yeah, I'd say the wolf would be the limit.

744
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:09,020
Again, hyenas.

745
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:14,020
Yeah, but I got your power as well.

746
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:18,020
Isn't something just.

747
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:23,020
Yeah, it's the force of it. Yeah, the pressure of the.

748
00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:27,020
I think hyenas have have got a decent.

749
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:30,020
Snatch one. Yeah, yeah.

750
00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:36,020
Not saying a ball hasn't bought up. I'm just thinking.

751
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:45,020
Yeah, no, no. Yeah, I've just really put some points that you think there's a lot of dogs that were bred down the line.

752
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:50,020
So isn't the apex of the dog.

753
00:53:50,020 --> 00:54:00,020
Yeah, a lot of breed. Yeah, yeah, no chance.

754
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:03,020
Yeah.

755
00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:07,020
I don't want them ex-arbors.

756
00:54:07,020 --> 00:54:11,020
That because in general, they're all softies anyway.

757
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:14,020
No, I saw you with that.

758
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:26,020
He was a Facebook status. Someone was saying, if you're the person that owns the dog that's just a bit more child, not one year old.

759
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:28,020
You ran off before.

760
00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:32,020
Not one minute confusion trying to get the baby to calm down.

761
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:35,020
No, I wanted to say sorry or whatever.

762
00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:38,020
And someone had asked, what was the dog?

763
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:45,020
And she was like, I don't know, just some small round dog, whatever. So that's on Facebook.

764
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:48,020
You posted whatever. It's not going to get blown up.

765
00:54:48,020 --> 00:54:55,020
Whereas if it was a staff there, fucking bulldog or whatever, then it is fucking on the news and in the papers and stuff.

766
00:54:55,020 --> 00:54:57,020
It's ridiculous.

767
00:54:57,020 --> 00:55:00,020
It's more the dog than the breed. How is Paul?

768
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:08,020
Not the dog. Yeah, I'll get it a lot where people assume that mine's a fucking dangerous dog and that as well.

769
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:10,020
He still doesn't fucking do anything.

770
00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:17,020
Where he was, there was two dogs in their own garden behind one of those electric gates.

771
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:21,020
And they were literally head out, bolting at mom.

772
00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:24,020
And he's still just confused on what's going on.

773
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:27,020
I'm here to say hello, I want to play.

774
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:30,020
You're being aggressive. And these were almost like a little jackal.

775
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:32,020
So I don't know what you want.

776
00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:35,020
It's the smaller dogs, they're the little fuckers.

777
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:38,020
There's a little chihuahua around the corner from mom and that as well.

778
00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:42,020
Always give me 10 minutes. I'll boot the head off of you as well.

779
00:55:42,020 --> 00:55:45,020
I would, I'd love to kick that dog.

780
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,020
I don't want to attack any fucking animals.

781
00:55:47,020 --> 00:55:51,020
This one's always giving me large, it's in the window, fucking barking.

782
00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,020
Yeah, probably because it's in the window.

783
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:58,020
No, no, because I've been, you know, we've been baiting this dog and it's still giving it as well.

784
00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,020
And I'm like, no, no.

785
00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:03,020
Because it's an old woman that owns this dog as well.

786
00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:10,020
And the one time, I don't know if it was the sun or something, big lads walking this dog.

787
00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:14,020
And obviously it's seen my dog, starts fucking giving it.

788
00:56:14,020 --> 00:56:16,020
Fucking so picked up Jero.

789
00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:18,020
I'm like, can I get away, get away?

790
00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:20,020
Running away from this dog.

791
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:22,020
And the gays look at me all confused.

792
00:56:22,020 --> 00:56:24,020
I'm like, dangerous dog, that is big.

793
00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:26,020
Fucking sorting out.

794
00:56:26,020 --> 00:56:28,020
It's not, you know, I'm doing it as a joke.

795
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:34,020
Obviously, mom wanted to, you know, I'll get him chopped, but I'll be bigger than this fucking dog.

796
00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:36,020
So he eats it in one mouth.

797
00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:40,020
But he just wouldn't, nothing fucking dangerous about him whatsoever.

798
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:42,020
He's always baiting the little dogs.

799
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:44,020
Just let them go on hard enough.

800
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:46,020
Ridiculous man.

801
00:56:46,020 --> 00:56:48,020
Yeah.

802
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:52,020
Well, we've rambled on, we're going to give the one, would you rather?

803
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:54,020
There's been a lot of confessions.

804
00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:58,020
Someone's saying maybe too much of a confession.

805
00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,020
Well, I'm going to get some more.

806
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:02,020
I'm going to share it to you.

807
00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:04,020
I'll text people.

808
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:06,020
When you're back, I'll get another collection for you.

809
00:57:06,020 --> 00:57:08,020
I'll get new reactions on them as well.

810
00:57:08,020 --> 00:57:14,020
And look, we said on the earlier, earlier in the podcast, any messages, emails,

811
00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:18,020
you want to ask JD boys on his own, fire away.

812
00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:20,020
Yeah.

813
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:22,020
Yeah.

814
00:57:22,020 --> 00:57:24,020
As I said, it's going to be all over the YouTube.

815
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:26,020
Links will be in the description and that.

816
00:57:26,020 --> 00:57:28,020
Yeah.

817
00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:30,020
Send the emails in.

818
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:32,020
Send the questions or whatever.

819
00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:34,020
Want some advice.

820
00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:36,020
They can just say hello.

821
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:38,020
Fucking things the way it is.

822
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:40,020
But yeah, send them all in.

823
00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:42,020
And obviously again, yeah.

824
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:44,020
Love, share, subscribe, download.

825
00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:46,020
He's know what to do.

826
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,020
But we just want to remind you every now and again.

827
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:50,020
Yeah.

828
00:57:50,020 --> 00:57:52,020
Love yous and leave yous.

829
00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:54,020
See you next time.

830
00:57:54,020 --> 00:58:16,020
Bye.