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Welcome back to this week's episode of the Real Talk Podcast with your hosts Ash and

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JD.

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So I'm back.

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But Yubi's just been a week at home but for us it's been two weeks.

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Yeah I had a little trip away which I did say I was going on a day to everyone back

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at home listening or watching on the YouTubes.

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Yeah it was a nice little getaway but just felt like I haven't stopped still.

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So with the Pro Day I didn't get there until late because I was working in London and then

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Monday I had to head back to Birmingham.

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Saw some stuff there for Mum, then back home and then back on holiday again.

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It was just a lot of messing around.

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I've not really sat down and done nothing anyway.

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I always love to just go on the walk, set the dog out and that anyway.

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So that's the one side but yeah it's just there was literally nothing else to do.

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We were on a working part.

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Literally nothing to do with TV.

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It was a tiny little house.

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I get it, the cottage thing that we were in wasn't designed for a younger couple to be

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and so they're not expecting to give a decent size TV or at least a modern TV for people

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to just sit there and watch shit on the TV or Netflix or whatever.

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So it wasn't a portable but it was still a little 22 inch TV which had the old DVD slot

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in the side as well.

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Yeah.

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Absolutely horrific.

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So because I took the laptop and I was streaming, I had the HDMI lead connected to it which

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I was surprised it actually had the connection because it had two SCART leads which for people

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at home that don't know what a SCART lead is, it's an old version of a HDMI basically.

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You'd have it running from your DVD or your VHS player into the TV.

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We built a new PlayStation with the SCART lead.

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Yeah.

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So I had the laptop connected to it and I was basically just still watching the laptop

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next to me because the TV was that small and I'm sitting a metre and a half away from it

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and you're still struggling to see.

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Literally I contemplated going and buying a TV just to have the...

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Yeah.

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...the screen to see if it was that small because it's not a smart TV but we're spoiled

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these days, aren't we?

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We're having all these luxuries.

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Fair enough, the signal was good so I could just cast the hotspot on the internet from

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my phone.

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Even though they had Wi-Fi there, the password was wrong and there was no point in me asking

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Valerie because she wouldn't have a clue how to sort it out or anything.

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So yeah, I would just run my phone to the laptop, to the TV.

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I old-schooled it a little bit for how I used to do things before smart TVs were a thing

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but now, yeah, we are the spoil.

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We just press your Netflix button or YouTube and it's just all there, isn't it?

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It's too easy now, isn't it?

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So yeah, there was that.

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I'm not going to moan about that side of things because the owners aren't going to think about

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that.

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They're expecting people to be there and just going to be going on hikes or whatever around

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the fields.

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Oh, God, the beauty dog.

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Well, there was two things that spoilt the actual venue other than the TV.

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The beds.

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The mattress itself burnt too badly, the pillows were just horrendous.

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I just couldn't get comfy so I barely slept and then the shower was knackered.

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So the water pressure was fine but the thermostat, you know, you have your knob that you turn

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up and down for the temperature, that was knackered.

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So it was just either a hot or screaming hot shower.

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Now, I know for a lot of people, well, mainly women, it's fine because they just love the

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shower where they're just getting melted on, but for me it was too much.

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So after the first two showers of just barely standing underneath me back and forth, I managed

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to just walk around, rip the life out of me and lower the temperature down.

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You shouldn't have to do that.

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The woman was saying that the plumber had got the right part but he couldn't fix it

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and whatever and this and that.

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I'm not going back home and getting me tools or fixing it myself.

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He's got it but he just hasn't fixed it.

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So I just don't know.

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Yeah, so the pillows and the shower.

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How come you didn't buy new pillows?

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Because you were going to buy new TV.

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I just sort of gave up with it.

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Yeah, I didn't want to have to keep going into town because I ended up getting some

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of my wellies, which again, because I'd left my wellies at home.

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The ones that I bought were too void on the face.

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So I would have had to buy about three or four pairs of socks to be able to walk in

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them normally.

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But I did end up going to Screwfix again anyway because I needed a charger, Lee, for my headphones

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because I'd left that at home.

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So I went to Screwfix to get one.

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And then as I was in there, I saw Black Friday sale with some new work boots.

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I thought, yeah, I'll grab them, 20 pounds.

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I've been wearing them the rest of the week, just going out on the walks.

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Which was sad, you know, on the muck trousers and all that.

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There were spots on really.

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But yeah, it's been a long week really.

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You know, you feel like you haven't really had a home.

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You go away to recharge, relax and recharge to go again.

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Do you feel like?

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Because it was the run around on the Monday that broke it off.

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Obviously missed out most of the broad hours.

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I didn't get there until 11 o'clock.

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And to be fair, I've still had to organise jobs and that because people are asking me

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questions, wanting to get decent that they've heard.

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So I haven't properly been able to switch up.

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You know, nearly Christmas.

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I suppose I'll have a bit of a break over Christmas.

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But I've not been in touch with what's been happening in the world last week anyway.

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I don't think much has happened.

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No, I think it's usual bollocks.

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I know there's been more protests and crap going on.

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So because we had to remember it's day last weekend.

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Weekend of the weekend.

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So it was the weekend of our last visit.

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That's what I'm getting produced.

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So I know there was a lot of kicking off because people wanted to go to the memorial sites

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and stuff.

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It's all nonsense.

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Again, when I've been sitting on my phone, I've seen a couple of these videos, probably

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some of these software, this chap, he does a hotel audit.

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So it's just for his own YouTube videos.

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He's got his chest GoPro on.

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He has a hand out camera as well.

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He keeps walking around these hotels that have got all the illegal immigrants.

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Everyone security and that are just kicking off with him.

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Yeah, I'm just walking around, just taking some pictures.

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And then if anyone wants to answer a couple of questions, then I'm happy for him.

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But no one does.

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No one speaks to him.

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And then it's just the security trying to tell him to do what he's like, no, but I'm

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allowed to be here.

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And if the police turn up, they're just going to tell me to leave.

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So what are we going to do?

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Just let me walk around and then I'll go.

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Again, he's trying to do a public service.

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But it's just adding fuel to the fire.

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Yeah, we need to see really.

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No, no, it's just it's not happening.

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I mean, is he just going to use or sort of things?

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I do know where the reason one of those hotels that I don't know the name of the hotel, but

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it's forced before them.

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It's a holiday.

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So the one by the man of farm, but yeah, next door to them is now one of them.

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Yeah, you see the security guards walking around.

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Well, to be fair, the holiday, it's never really been a top brand.

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No, I mean, you could just tell because every time you go, you see more of a cigarette outside

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the streets, the guards then get them back in.

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Yeah, because it could be easy when I'm in the net.

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And that's it, which I'm sure some of them do, you know, if you've got a hotel full of

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immigrants and you've got two people watching them, it's not hard.

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No, no, it's not hard.

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But again, I know that a lot of them do have the self day trips for them.

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They'll take them out.

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Well, they probably take to try a manner or something.

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Or at least that's what we're led to believe.

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Probably for training camps or something.

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Or from the taxpayers expense.

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Yeah, well, that's what Birmingham City Council skins the amount of hotels that they've set up.

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It was something like.

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I don't know, three hundred fifty thousand a week is what it was costing the council to

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home all of these illegal immigrants.

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The Birmingham City Council is just a fucking joke.

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It always always always backwards.

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Was it last year with the binge drugs?

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Last year, the commentary as well, but I remember driving around Birmingham because

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there'd been men run strong.

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There was just mountains of big bags everywhere.

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Because not everyone, but the majority of people still refuse to take the bags off to

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the refugee centers, their centers, the resale consents.

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I remember being near the blues ground and just because of all the bags that were being

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shaved sold and absolutely horrendous.

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I don't think Birmingham City Council got anything caught.

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Just yeah, I'm sure a lot of people for their local councils think the same.

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But you know, we say that.

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So the mapping is where I've just been.

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So it was classes.

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No, ask them.

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It's a little bit each.

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They were quite.

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Not.

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Although 10 miles away from Sherwood Forest.

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Robin Hood, just because people was like, I know there's some people that's like,

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what is it?

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We know it's the one from Robin Hood.

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The real old Peter Pan.

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So yeah, as you get off the A1 straight away, you've got average speed cameras along all

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of the stretch of road.

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And then the little village thing that I was in as well.

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All fresh tarmac on the floor and all nice and clean.

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It lacked having bins around.

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To be fair, it was that small of a place.

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You know, bins all over the place.

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So which no larger than just carried the dog mess back to the to the cottage where it was at.

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But it was just a night and day comparison.

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It was looked at that not just the little bit that I was in the rest of the town where I was as well.

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You know, all nice and clean.

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No potholes anywhere or anything.

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So essentially, the person that's the local mayor or whatever, he's obviously living there or she don't know.

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And they actually know what needs to be done.

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And they're looking after the place.

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Whereas Birmingham and all that, the local mayors, they just don't care.

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I've got a story about Birmingham City Council.

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So I went over a pothole, popped my tyre, bang, popped.

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So I got a new one and I emailed Birmingham City Council and says, or in a chat, I can't remember how it was.

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I popped my tyre, I wanted to pay for it.

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And I went, if you can take a picture of this pothole.

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So what they wanted me to do is go to one of the busiest roads in Birmingham, stop all the traffic, take a picture of this pothole just to go that one.

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Like, back in the mud.

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It is stupid.

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Just backwards.

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Yeah, I'll stop all this traffic.

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It's more dangerous me taking the picture.

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They're all old.

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I don't know if we bought it from one of the earlier episodes, but I remember there was a chat going around counting how many pot noodles it would take to fill up potholes.

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So we'd be like, yeah, this one was 52 pot noodles and it's still not full and this and that.

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Yeah, a bit of a waste of money, but, you know, he was getting his points across.

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Not that it ever made a difference.

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But there's still been a bit of controversy from what I have seen.

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So Rishi sacked up that dozy pukka, the Home Secretary, where she was, I don't know what her name is, I wasn't planning on talking about it, but yeah, she was coming out with stupid stuff.

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So there's the homeless crisis, which is everywhere.

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There was a tent ban that she was trying to enforce.

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So the homeless people couldn't have tents and any of these charities that give away free tents to the homeless as well were going to get fined.

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So within a couple of days, she got sacked and David Cameron, former Prime Minister, he's been appointed now.

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Then I saw the other day, so, you know, they're always having the meetings in the Commons, the House of Commons and that.

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And David Cameron didn't turn up for the first one.

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And then the last one that I saw yesterday, I think it was, when being asked what's going to happen to help towards the homeless crisis and the state of whatever town he was asking for.

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Rishi didn't have anything to say.

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And then David Cameron in the background says nothing's going to happen because it's a shit hole.

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And so this chap obviously had a recording and he got the transcripts of the conversation and everyone's face when he's not finding the days.

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But no one cares.

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They just don't care. You know, I suppose the luxury of not being able to just press the Netflix on the TV this week.

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I've had Channel 4 on, no, E4 yesterday.

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And then there's a look at climate change adverts being put on.

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But it's showing, obviously not real politicians, but these actors are portraying the politicians and it's not, they're just whipping up the trousers and showing oil stains on these big tight waltzes.

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And then they're dancing around and that and stuff.

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While we're soldering to work, these people are flying to meetings and this and that.

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So it's true on that one side because they don't give a shit and they literally don't.

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They're happy just taking all the money.

240
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Yeah, I'm not sold as well.

241
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I've got tools to carry, material to carry, crafts, real crafts.

242
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Yes, it's...

243
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No, sorry, I was going to say, once you start thinking politics and everything, as we've talked about before, there just seems to be no lighting at all.

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There's always something going on.

245
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I mean, two months ago it was Ukraine or Russia.

246
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And there's nothing going on.

247
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You don't hear it now.

248
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And then obviously, you go back before that, it was all the heating crisis.

249
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You know, it's just, when's it just going to level out, I suppose, and just get back to normal because I suppose there's not such thing as not having no drama going on.

250
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You know, when we're going to, as well as as a society, just be happy, we with everything can have someone.

251
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Well, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

252
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Yeah, I can't ever see there being a time when there's someone in charge in Parliament that we're going to be happy with.

253
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See, I know, I like Donald Trump for America just because...

254
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He's coming to gold.

255
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I think I believe everything he says.

256
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So like when he was like, no, yeah, because I've done the war, because I'll ring up about the fact that we're putting, ring up for less gain, but like nothing's happening now.

257
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And I believe, no, I do believe.

258
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Because he believes what he says, that's what.

259
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I think everyone believes what he says.

260
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Yeah, you know, I did.

261
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I saw the scandals that were trying to take his courts over, not ex-y'all, and said too many allegations on him. And as far as I know, all of them have been squashed because they're just trying to not have him back in power again.

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I think for British politics, the problem is you have someone that goes to Cambridge, Oxford and Eaton College that doesn't understand real world problems, trying to tell real world problems, solutions, which, you know,

263
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Richard Schoenig's never, I doubt he's ever walked down Hall Street.

264
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Do you know what I mean? Do you get what I'm saying?

265
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And for, that's what I'm saying, you know, so.

266
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But it's like when there was the fuel crisis and then he's being featured, filling up a little, what was he, like a Picanter or Toyota, or Igo or something.

267
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So that's not even your car for starters.

268
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Oh, yeah, we're all in it together.

269
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You know, you're a millionaire.

270
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You're a millionaire. You've got a 150k job just running, just being the point.

271
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I'm saying just being the point.

272
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Well, you don't need the money.

273
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Well, yeah, politics just like, oh, you know.

274
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I never used to get involved in any of the conversations, but I think it's sort of since you turn 30, you have to start looking into it and finding out what's going on because it does start to affect you.

275
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Yeah.

276
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While we're younger and not really, well, we're paying bills, but we're not thinking about the future properly, the mortgage, whatever, and so you just don't really care.

277
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I know what you did say, but Peter, I'll be, because I was saying about it before, it's another party.

278
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Reform.

279
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Reform UK.

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That's the one.

281
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I've seen it.

282
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Yeah, I'll be on the phone somewhere anyway, but yeah, most of their policies look all right, to be fair.

283
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They seem like the one to look after the UK citizens, changing tax, so you've got more of a threshold and sort of interest rates and whatever.

284
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And so it just seems like they're trying to make, as Trump said, America great again, it's not the one to do the same for the UK.

285
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So when it gets closer to, well, when we do actually have an election, I'll properly look into it and I'll start voting then.

286
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The only other time that I felt a lot of voting was when all that UKIP stuff was going on, but I still never voted anyway, so I didn't pay too much attention on any of it.

287
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It's just a madness.

288
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As much as I keep playing it, I'm still not winning that lottery.

289
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It seems like it's the only way out of it really, is just to get into some sort of money.

290
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It's a de-carat angle.

291
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One day, as the saying goes, you need to win it.

292
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Well, that's it.

293
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Yeah, I've missed out on everything this week.

294
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I'm not saying anything has happened.

295
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It's always negative anyway, I've been spoke by before, but I did hear something, just to get off the politics approach.

296
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We don't want to depress everyone.

297
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We're a real talking podcast.

298
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So apparently, a message has been sent from out of Spanish.

299
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Do you hear about that?

300
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You know what? I slowly saw something, but I didn't actually look at any of it.

301
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Literally, all I know is I was drawing in and then only turned the radio off.

302
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I was like, damn, when has the music been? Because I'm fucking out of here.

303
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I was trying to look for it, and I think it was unlad by, but I couldn't find it myself prior to the recording.

304
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So apparently, you keep on top of the outing stuff there, mate.

305
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Yeah, yeah.

306
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There is some stuff that I did see, that I've got links for, that I do want to actually do some research for, and bring up on another episode.

307
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Stay tuned for that. Obviously not today, but at some point in the near future.

308
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We'll deep dive in it again.

309
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Let's see.

310
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Which reminds me again, we recently just had Halloween.

311
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We're still waiting for someone else to send in their ghost stories, or if you've had any encounters of any kind, be it extraterrestrial or ghosts or anything.

312
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Or mysteries.

313
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Yeah.

314
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Mysteries.

315
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Mysteries.

316
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Mystery.

317
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Scooby Gang.

318
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But yeah, I don't know what episode it was now, but it's early doors.

319
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We had an episode where we were talking about our ghost experiences.

320
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So if you haven't already listened to it, I think it was like episode five, I remember, Rod.

321
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,320
Yeah, it was definitely five, six or seven. It was definitely one of those.

322
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It wasn't number four, I remember number four was more.

323
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It's when we used to have to re-plan an episode because we were the ones.

324
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:18,320
Well yeah, we didn't have any good fans, a lot of the few people that do EMR, but yeah, that's what we're getting to anyway.

325
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Ghost, alien, or if you've got some theories, conspiracies or anything, you just do want to send our way.

326
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Then links are always in the descriptions anyway, on YouTube, it's always bouncing around and that as well.

327
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Email us in at realtalkingpod at gmail.com and twitter at Ash and JD.

328
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Literally, yeah, if there's anything that you ever want to send us, then feel free.

329
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So that does lead us onto some emails from our lovely fans.

330
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Well, I'm assuming the fans are taking the time to email any place to the must be.

331
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:15,320
Right, so we've got Carl again. He was the one who asked the poop questions.

332
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Right, so he has asked...

333
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Didn't you ask him? No, so you asked him. Boy, he asked us that.

334
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He's seen it on another podcast.

335
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,320
Yeah, so he's asked this time.

336
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So you have five minutes to hold a paperclip in your house, then the police have got a date of holding it.

337
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Now I have seen or listened to this question being asked before actually, but I've never actually thought about it.

338
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So what it is, you've got a paperclip, which I'm sure everyone knows what a paperclip is.

339
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Hold the paper clip together and you've got to find somewhere in the house, in your own home, to hide it so that the police can't find it.

340
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Normally with the questions, it's like you win a million pounds or something if they don't find it.

341
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Right.

342
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I've tried it in times, yeah.

343
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So I've never really thought about it before.

344
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You can't really go for obvious places in log fittings or behind the socket places and stuff,

345
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because you're going to check them, especially if the police are around in your house, they already know what you do.

346
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So for me, they know that I'm on the tours, so they're checking those kind of places.

347
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Everyone knows you're on the tours.

348
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I've got the perfect idea, though.

349
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I think I'm going to shock you with it.

350
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OK.

351
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,320
Well, for me, I can't say, though, because I haven't got one.

352
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I was thinking then, remember old school when we were kids, people would have those net curtains on.

353
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Yeah.

354
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And you have that wire that runs along.

355
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I was thinking about sliding it in there, because that's basically like a long spring that's wrapped in a lot more plastic.

356
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,320
Yeah.

357
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So I thought you could slide in there, but I don't have any nets.

358
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So what I would probably do is then, where I've got the curtains.

359
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Yes.

360
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:31,320
So obviously you've got your curtain pole, and then you know you've got your loops that the curtains actually go over.

361
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I'd unravel the paper clip and try and wedge it through one of those there.

362
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,320
Right.

363
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,320
Because with my ones, it's metal loops.

364
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So if I could hide it in there, even if they were using a metal detector, they're going to pick up the loop in there.

365
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That's a good idea.

366
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I don't think it's as good as my idea.

367
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But my idea is seasonable.

368
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Seasonable.

369
00:26:55,320 --> 00:27:01,320
So my idea is, Ben's Christmas Trio, take one of the bulbs.

370
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,320
Your little bulb, yeah.

371
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,320
Yeah.

372
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,320
Take the top off.

373
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You know, take the top off.

374
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I don't know what the top is.

375
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,320
It's just the top, isn't it?

376
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320
Yeah.

377
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Take the wire out, put your paper clip, fold it, hang it back on the tree so it looks like the part of the bulb.

378
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Yeah.

379
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That is top tier.

380
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Yeah.

381
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:28,320
Now, honestly, that's a good idea.

382
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Yeah, it works for the season.

383
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,320
And it looks like some of them have the metal hooks anyway.

384
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

385
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,320
I mean, we just need your Christmas Trio, though, mate.

386
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,320
Yeah.

387
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:45,320
Within five minutes, you think you'd be able to carefully pry the lid off with a ball ball.

388
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,320
Yeah, because some of them you can twist quite easy.

389
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,320
Twist the little bulb.

390
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,320
It's still pressure.

391
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I don't know.

392
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It was on about the other week.

393
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,320
I don't really do the Christmas decorations.

394
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So I think I've won that.

395
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I think I've completed that.

396
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Yeah.

397
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I mean, obviously, if it ever needs a handbook, we're not going to choose those places because the police would listen to this and be like, hang on.

398
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,320
We've got, you know.

399
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:16,320
I've heard all sorts of them where, as I said, they'll hide it, they'll wrap it around the light bulb and then screw the light bulb back in.

400
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,320
OK.

401
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:23,320
If you do that, depending on what light bulbs you've got, the light on it will go bang.

402
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:31,320
They've tried putting them behind the socket for light switches, tried ramming them in the keyholes and stuff.

403
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:36,320
I think, you know, if you've got a team of police coming in and ripping everything apart.

404
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,320
Yeah, because they'll go fresh and go.

405
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,320
Yeah, yeah, they'll hold it eventually.

406
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:52,320
I mean, the easiest way would probably be, I know a lot of people at home wouldn't have a clue what I'm on about here now.

407
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,320
You know, you have your boxing for your soil stack.

408
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
Yeah.

409
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Down part for your toilets.

410
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,320
They run up into the loft, David, in most houses.

411
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:07,320
So if I had enough time, get into the loft, go to where that is and just drop it down the gap.

412
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,320
So essentially, it's inside your wall cabinet.

413
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,320
Yes.

414
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,320
So they'd have to physically start making holes in the walls to be able to hold it there.

415
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:20,320
That would probably be the better place to hold it.

416
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:26,320
In order to get it up onto your roof, like for the Godfrey or something.

417
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:36,320
But if you only have like, you know, number one, if you only have like a quick or minute, like just a minute, I would just maybe put a set of keys as is.

418
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320
Like, you know, the keys.

419
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

420
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:43,320
Just yeah, well, yeah, I think probably the best.

421
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,320
Yeah, yeah.

422
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:52,320
If you can get enough leverage, there's obviously paper, paper, which are really low tech, man.

423
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,320
So trying to just throw it up onto the roof, that's going to be a problem.

424
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,320
But then I bet that there's some, like, it's only a bit of a problem.

425
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,320
That's not the game.

426
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,320
It's going to be inside the house.

427
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,320
Yeah, yeah.

428
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,320
So from where I'm looking at the moment, where you've got that bit of pod in there,

429
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,320
and if you pushed it down, it would be on the washing machine.

430
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320
Yeah.

431
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,320
So yeah, but essentially boxing all that.

432
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:19,320
So you haven't got it in your kitchen, but you've got it that's your angle.

433
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:20,320
Yeah.

434
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,320
So if you get it into there, then you're happy.

435
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,320
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, thanks for the email cards.

436
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,320
It's something to think about.

437
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,320
I mean, just have to put a couple of that.

438
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,320
I think I've won it.

439
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,320
Yeah, let us know when you would hold it.

440
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:41,320
I mean, I doubt it's going to be my idea, but you know, I've got to try it.

441
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320
Yeah, yeah.

442
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Impressive.

443
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,320
And yeah, obviously, thanks again for it.

444
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,320
Send us any more in if you've got as well.

445
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:57,320
We're open ears, always for reading as well.

446
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:02,320
Well, we've got another one from Lauren as well.

447
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,320
So these toys in similar to what we've just been saying.

448
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,320
So we've Halloween all done.

449
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,320
And Christmas is right around the corner.

450
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:16,320
What do you love most about Christmas?

451
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,320
Oh, for me, for me, it's Christmas lights.

452
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,320
You know, you're just driving around, you see like Christmas lights, especially when you was a kid.

453
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:30,320
And I don't know, for me, dad used to pull us in the car and just drive all around looking at Christmas lights.

454
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:34,320
I used to be like in a bento.

455
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,320
I remember just going on a bike ride or whatever.

456
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,320
You just see all the lights.

457
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:46,320
I remember there was the one lad from our school, you know, we'd leave up the road.

458
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,320
Oh, you mean the charity thing where you had to go in and get the one you want.

459
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,320
I don't know about that.

460
00:31:53,320 --> 00:32:00,320
Yeah, on the right, I'm sorry, did you go to all the big decorations outside anyway?

461
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:06,320
The one thing I've always wanted to do is go to America for Christmas.

462
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,320
Yeah, I mean, New York, obviously, I'd be great.

463
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,320
You know, I'm going to go to the suburbs and go all out.

464
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:17,320
Yeah, because they have the big houses, big front gardens, all the proper displays.

465
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:23,320
And they also have this thing where you drive your car around and you can see all these Christmas lights.

466
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,320
I don't know what you'd actually call them.

467
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:34,320
So you drive somewhere and they've made like, it'd be like, I don't know, like 15-minute drive.

468
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,320
But all through the drive, there's like Christmas lights.

469
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,320
So like a little Christmas lights.

470
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,320
So it's sort of like a drive through winter on the land.

471
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,320
Yeah, yeah.

472
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,320
So that looks pretty cool.

473
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,320
I don't think people would do it here.

474
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,320
I've never heard.

475
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,320
That'd be cool to do if it was.

476
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,320
Yeah, so for me, it'd be Christmas lights.

477
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,320
What about you?

478
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:04,320
I mean, as an adult, it's the cooking of the dinner, then having the dinner.

479
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,320
Because I love the cooking and that anyway.

480
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,320
So yeah, that's the main thing of Christmas these days for me.

481
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:18,320
It's just getting in that kitchen, have a little bit of breakfast and then living a full roast Christmas dinner.

482
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,320
I love it.

483
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:30,320
Yeah, just, I know it's not always nice to feel completely stuffed that you can't eat or drink anything else, but I love it.

484
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,320
It's just the one time where it's acceptable to just keep eating and eating.

485
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,320
Even though you still forget the quality street.

486
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,320
Yeah.

487
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,320
Yeah.

488
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,320
A bit of a Russia or whatever.

489
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,320
To be fair, it's a good Christmas tree.

490
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,320
Good Christmas tree as well.

491
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,320
So in general for you, it's the decorations.

492
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,320
Yeah.

493
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,320
Yeah.

494
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,320
Also, I think we should bring tinsel back as a thing.

495
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,320
I think tinsel should be a thing again.

496
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,320
I'm willing for that to come back around.

497
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:01,320
Well, I'll have to take you to my dad's then because they've still got the ones from the 70s.

498
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Literally.

499
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,320
I mean, it comes back, everything comes back around.

500
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,320
Yeah, yeah.

501
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,320
It's gonna come back.

502
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:13,320
They still put up the literally old ones where it's the gold, red and green ones.

503
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,320
The classic colours.

504
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,320
Yeah.

505
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,320
The things from the ceiling as well.

506
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,320
Yeah.

507
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,320
Yeah.

508
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,320
Yeah.

509
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,320
Classic.

510
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,320
The green, gold and red classic combo.

511
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,320
I know a lot of people have the silver and blue now.

512
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320
Yeah.

513
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,320
Which, you know, is not my thing.

514
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:38,320
But it just, to do that, just to try and keep with the feng shui of the living rooms and

515
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,320
everything.

516
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,320
What's your thoughts on a white Christmas tree, Joe?

517
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,320
Well, again, yeah.

518
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,320
For me, it's controversial.

519
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,320
I don't like it.

520
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,320
It is.

521
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:53,320
But if you pretend that it's just a green tree covered in snow, then, you know, it's

522
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,320
big brain thing.

523
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,320
I mean.

524
00:34:55,320 --> 00:35:01,320
It's all a part of trying to keep it in tune with the way that your house is decorated,

525
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,320
isn't it?

526
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,320
That's what most people do before these days.

527
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:09,320
You know, it's because there was a little phase of everyone having black trees as well,

528
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,320
weren't there?

529
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,320
Which I know you can still buy the black ones.

530
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,320
Yeah.

531
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,320
You know, when we was kids, everyone had all the houses were painted the same.

532
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,320
Every wall was magnolia.

533
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:25,320
So a green tree with your gold, red and green tinsel.

534
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,320
It didn't look out of place.

535
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:33,320
Also, let's just take a minute just to appreciate the fact that our calendars used to run to

536
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,320
New Year's Day.

537
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,320
They did, didn't they?

538
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,320
Yeah.

539
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,320
I mean, you'd have a box in the back.

540
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,320
So you'd have all your regular pieces.

541
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,320
Christmas day used to be a big piece.

542
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,320
Then underneath, you used to have a little run there.

543
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,320
So New Year's Day, another big piece now.

544
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,320
It's just Christmas Eve.

545
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,320
But not even after Christmas Day?

546
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,320
No, no, Christmas Eve, I think more of it runs too.

547
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,320
I hadn't had an advent calendar for years.

548
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,320
The missus bought some the other day.

549
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:07,320
So they're sitting there on the TV, ready to get started in a couple of weeks.

550
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:16,320
But then Sunday night, I was, I don't know, we had whatever crap on the TV.

551
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:23,320
And I was just flicking through TikTok and I saw this woman advertising a cheese advent calendar.

552
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,320
Cheese advent calendar.

553
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,320
Yeah.

554
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:32,320
So there's little cheeses, crackers, some different old chutneys and whatever.

555
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,320
I guarantee that gets sold in M&S.

556
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,320
Probably does.

557
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,320
But the main shop that was selling it was like £4.

558
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,320
I've only got £36.

559
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,320
You've got one?

560
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,320
Yeah, yeah.

561
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,320
Fuck you now, man.

562
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,320
You doing alright, don't you?

563
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,320
Oh yeah.

564
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320
Fuck you now.

565
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,320
It's not been a bad year.

566
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,320
Fuck.

567
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,320
For Canada.

568
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,320
Fuck you.

569
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,320
No, it's just bad.

570
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,320
Fuck you now.

571
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,320
Does he go to New Year's Day for that?

572
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,320
I've not gone yet.

573
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,320
Fuck you, Canada.

574
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,320
I didn't expect it to get delivered so quick.

575
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,320
So they tried to deliver it on Tuesday, but obviously I wasn't at home.

576
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,320
Then they tried to deliver it this morning.

577
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:12,320
And again, it was like an hour before I was getting home, pretty deep-eaty.

578
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:17,320
So they've dropped it off at the co-op, so I've got to go pick it up on the way home.

579
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:24,320
Well yeah, it's mad because as a kid, the only cheese I would eat would be on a pizza.

580
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,320
But now I'll happily just snack on some cheese.

581
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,320
I'm not a baby-bath fan.

582
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,320
I'll have it if it's the only cheese we've got and I really want cheese.

583
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:39,320
But I'll just happily get a nice camembert or get a brewery.

584
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,320
I've not pushed myself out too much with getting any of the blue cheese or anything.

585
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,320
Because I know a lot of cheese, it's not necessarily the smell.

586
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,320
The funkier it smells, the better it tastes apparently.

587
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,320
But I do love to have a cheeky bit of gouda from time to time.

588
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:01,320
So I would never have seen myself getting a cheese advent calendar.

589
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,320
Even just five years ago to be fair.

590
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:10,320
But I'm quite partial to having a little cheese board tea and that kind of stuff.

591
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:15,320
A couple of little bits of cheese, some ham, some meat and that, some crackers and whatever.

592
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,320
So yeah, I'm looking forward to that one to be fair.

593
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:25,320
So for the first time in years I'll be having a little bit of chocolate and some cheese every day.

594
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,320
Wow, cheese and chocolate.

595
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,320
Could be a new thing.

596
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,320
Well, thank you for your email. I was from Laram, wasn't I?

597
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,320
Yeah, sorry, we went up 110.

598
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,320
Well, I'd just like a moment to appreciate kids nowadays

599
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,320
not having an advent calendar that runs to New Year's Day.

600
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,320
I wonder if he's really much of a bean.

601
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,320
Do kids still really get advent calendars?

602
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,320
Yeah, they're just expensive.

603
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,320
You get the cheese one.

604
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,320
I even saw a Pokemon card one.

605
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,320
So every day you get a booster pack or a promo card or whatever.

606
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,320
It's Christmas Eve again.

607
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,320
I would just like one that runs to New Year's Day.

608
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,320
I can't guarantee that costs about 20 quid just for your standard dairy milk.

609
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,320
One runs to New Year's Day.

610
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,320
That was the thing as well.

611
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:21,320
They used to be your good quality reasonable products.

612
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,320
So like you say, your dairy milk and whatever.

613
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,320
You used to get those ones.

614
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,320
I mean, I don't go looking out for them to be honest,

615
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:34,320
but is that still the way it is or is it just cheap chocolate ones now or something?

616
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,320
No, I've got a Nes.

617
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320
Nes, man?

618
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,320
Yeah, yeah.

619
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:45,320
Again, as when we were kids, that was a good quality of chocolate.

620
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,320
So it's nice, but then what did you pay for that?

621
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,320
What, six pounds or something?

622
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,320
Yeah, I think it was six pounds.

623
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,320
I remember they literally used to be a pound.

624
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,320
Yeah, yeah.

625
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:03,320
And this one I'm saying, honestly, it's a New Year's Day as well.

626
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,320
And you had games in there.

627
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,320
You had little games on the back.

628
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,320
Fuck you, man.

629
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,320
But you think, obviously, it happened with the Easter eggs and that.

630
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,320
They changed the packaging so there's no plastic in it.

631
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,320
You can put your risococcal cardboard and stuff.

632
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:27,320
But it's cheaper to make them and yet they still charge more for it.

633
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,320
Inflation, ridiculous.

634
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:34,320
Also, the pain when you open the afro calendar and your chocolate's fell at the bottom.

635
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,320
But then it's like, what do you do?

636
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,320
Do you risk opening the other days to get it out?

637
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,320
You can shake it. You know it's there.

638
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,320
No, because what I used to do was just open the bottom and then just...

639
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,320
Put it out?

640
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,320
Yeah, yeah.

641
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:50,320
No, you can see what pictures are normally with chocolates.

642
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,320
No, because once you open the bottom, all the top...

643
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,320
Yeah, because sometimes it catches though.

644
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,320
Yeah, but you just give it a little bit of a shake.

645
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,320
But then you don't know where it's falling.

646
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,320
It might fall on the floor and then you blast it there.

647
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,320
How big's your floor that you're going to lose a little piece of chocolate?

648
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,320
No, five seconds. I mean, because it's fell on the floor, innit?

649
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,320
Five seconds, all kid.

650
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,320
True.

651
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,320
Don't think you're not quick enough, then.

652
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,320
You know, obviously, be careful if there's dog around.

653
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,320
Dogs can't eat chocolate.

654
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,320
Yeah.

655
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,320
Yeah.

656
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,320
Never really had that issue.

657
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,320
I didn't know I had an issue with that thing.

658
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,320
I think it was just in step with my life.

659
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,320
Well, yeah.

660
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,320
I remember, I don't know, like 18 or something.

661
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:35,320
And you know when you hit that point with left school?

662
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,320
And your mum stops buying you one?

663
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,320
To be fair, I mean, even the last time mum got me Easter eggs,

664
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,320
I didn't get none of them because she ate them herself.

665
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,320
Oh, no, no.

666
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,320
So, yeah, you know when we left school, it's like, hang on.

667
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,320
I can literally just buy whatever I want.

668
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,320
All the stuff that I wanted that mum and dad couldn't afford.

669
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,320
I've got money. I can buy whatever shit I want.

670
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,320
So I remember, like, I was 18 or whatever.

671
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,320
Just buying myself a load of advent calendars

672
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,320
and essentially going through one in a week.

673
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,320
Yeah.

674
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,320
Yeah, because it's not, I'm an adult.

675
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,320
Just free open any door you wanted as well.

676
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,320
Yeah, I mean, to be fair, once I'd started eating them,

677
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,320
I'd open it in order.

678
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,320
But just not on the actual day.

679
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,320
So it'd be like the 12th December

680
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,320
and I've just came through half a fucking month

681
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:28,320
to put the advent calendar.

682
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,320
But you know, for adults, we don't have to have

683
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,320
just one little piece of that.

684
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,320
You don't have to pay for the rules.

685
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,320
Yeah, so we make the rules.

686
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,320
So yeah, cheers.

687
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,320
Cheers for that.

688
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:47,320
And then we've got another one from Carster.

689
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,320
So Holly Ash and JD.

690
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,320
No dating updates.

691
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,320
So she's not back on the market yet.

692
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:02,320
Well, probably used, but nothing to report anyway.

693
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,320
So she asks us the question,

694
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:09,320
if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

695
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,320
Right, OK.

696
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:16,320
Is this, this is the thing, I suppose we should do

697
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,320
one where we've been so you can say,

698
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:23,320
I want to live there and one where I haven't been

699
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,320
and want to live there.

700
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,320
Yeah, I mean, we could do that.

701
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,320
Because obviously, yeah, let's do that.

702
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,320
Do you want to go first or do you want me to go?

703
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,320
Well, if you've got someone somewhere.

704
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,320
No, I haven't.

705
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:47,320
I mean, for me, if it wasn't so we're going to base it on that

706
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,320
money's not really an object.

707
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,320
So we're not going to have to worry about that.

708
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,320
It's not necessarily like in Dublin.

709
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,320
It's because it's overpopulated.

710
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,320
The majority of most built up town centres and that.

711
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,320
But, you know, when you're going out into the outskirts

712
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,320
and that's beautiful, just fields everywhere

713
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,320
and that nice and quiet in general.

714
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:19,320
You know, obviously, there's always the fear of,

715
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,320
you know, the IRA or whatever.

716
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:25,320
But you can have that sort of threat anywhere in the world,

717
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,320
something potentially going on.

718
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,320
So you don't have to think about those bits.

719
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,320
Yeah, just staying in the sticks, you know,

720
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:37,320
farm or something over there and say,

721
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,320
if you ain't got to worry about the money or whatever,

722
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,320
then yeah, be sound.

723
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,320
Because again, at least if it was Ireland as well,

724
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,320
it's not too far to just hop on a ferry,

725
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,320
come back and see everyone back at home and that.

726
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:54,320
Otherwise, somewhere that I've always sort of fancied is Alaska.

727
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:55,320
Just in the wilderness.

728
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,320
Yeah, just out there.

729
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,320
Isn't it mad as you, when you're young,

730
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,320
you want to be surrounded by people,

731
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:06,320
but then the older you get, you just want to just be left alone.

732
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,320
Yeah, I'm open to that.

733
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,320
I mean, I've been walking for a long time, to be fair.

734
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:15,320
I'm happy to just fucking, just doing my own thing,

735
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,320
just sitting there, either watch one of the programmes

736
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,320
or I want to watch it or whatever,

737
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,320
or just going out for a walk,

738
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,320
just being able to do what I want

739
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320
and not having to worry about,

740
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:30,320
oh, I've got to go see someone, so I've got to be here at this time or whatever.

741
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,320
But it's because I'm always busy in general anyway,

742
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:39,320
so when I do get the chance to be able to switch off, I love that.

743
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,320
But yeah, if I could get off,

744
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,320
I mean, I know I'm contradicting myself

745
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:50,320
from what I started off saying about the luxuries of your smart TVs and all that.

746
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,320
So if we could incorporate that,

747
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,320
I'm obviously hoping that I've got a good internet connection

748
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,320
so I can still get onto the Netflix and all that.

749
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,320
And yeah, just out in the sticks.

750
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:06,320
Yeah, with your home comforts, but out in the sticks.

751
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,320
So you've got the best of both.

752
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,320
You've got everything that you need, technology,

753
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:15,320
but you've got your own space as no one, boy.

754
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,320
Yeah, I probably do.

755
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,320
What about the weather though, mate?

756
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,320
Well, I don't mind it being cold though, do I?

757
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,320
Yeah, but it's different, mate.

758
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,320
Well, that's a part of the joy of it, then,

759
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:32,320
because if you're out in the cold for a good few hours during the day,

760
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,320
then you're long-fired Bernie when you get back.

761
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Right. When I went to Canada and I went to Niagara Falls,

762
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,320
I remember it being minus 16 plus wind chill.

763
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,320
Mate, that's fucking... it's cold.

764
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,320
Yeah, I'm not saying I wouldn't be walking around in my shorts or T-shirt.

765
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,320
I did that the other morning, not in my T-shirts,

766
00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:03,320
but I had my shorts, I had my boots on, I had shorts, T-shirt and just a hoodie.

767
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,320
And I've got everyone, all the locals that were there,

768
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:11,320
fucking just walking past or driving past, all looking at me like I'm fucking crazy.

769
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,320
And it wasn't even that cold.

770
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,320
I mean, I think it was like 11

771
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:20,320
and it was a little bit winter, but you know, it weren't too bad.

772
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,320
But everyone else when they're walking around,

773
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,320
they've got all the North Face stuff on, the proper hiking gear and that,

774
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,320
there's me just in a tracksuit and I just can't get uncomfy or warm.

775
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,320
It's cold. But yeah, you just get the mad logs.

776
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,320
Obviously you're not from around here, though.

777
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,320
Yeah, yeah.

778
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,320
Yeah, so...

779
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,320
So to somewhere you've been would be Ireland,

780
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,320
and then somewhere you haven't been would be Alaska.

781
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,320
Yeah. So how about in Southam?

782
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:50,320
For me, somewhere I've been would be California.

783
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,320
No border's safe.

784
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:58,320
So when we went to California, we started off in San Francisco,

785
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,320
then made our way through San Diego.

786
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,320
San Diego.

787
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,320
So it's a fair few miles.

788
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,320
Well, as you drive and you see all these picturesque towns,

789
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,320
you know, like your hallmark, you know, the old towns,

790
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:16,320
where you could be on hallmark movies, you know, like those quaint little towns,

791
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,320
population of about 2000.

792
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,320
Yeah.

793
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,320
And I remember seeing this one place,

794
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,320
and I can't remember for the life of me what it was called,

795
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,320
and it was surrounded by mountains all around, like three sides of it.

796
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,320
And then when you go up the mountain, then you look down onto it,

797
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,320
and it's just got a massive lake,

798
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,320
and the town just goes around like a circle around the lake as well.

799
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,320
So it was really nice.

800
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,320
It was like, it was just a small town,

801
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,320
but you could see the whole town like grew around the whole lake,

802
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,320
so that the lake was the center point.

803
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,320
And as we played it like that, when you see that sort of layout,

804
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:56,320
you can imagine how it was before it all got, you know, mud and all this.

805
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,320
Yes.

806
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:02,320
So it would have just been literally like little pots or just stick tents and that,

807
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,320
and people would be foraging and fishing out the lake and stuff.

808
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:10,320
And then over the time, it started to build and build to what it is now.

809
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,320
Yeah, and I mean, it was like, it was just crystal blue.

810
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,320
I mean, it was just like the most perfect thing I've seen.

811
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:21,320
I didn't go into it, I was six, we was going to Ades,

812
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,320
but from my point of view, looking down from the valleys into it,

813
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,320
it looked really nice.

814
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:29,320
Weird thing, I remember about that journey,

815
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:35,320
I think it was like an hour or so later, you end up driving through a European town or Danish town.

816
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:40,320
So I don't know why the middle of California is like Danish or Bavarian style town.

817
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:46,320
It's strange because you know, it looks like you're in here in California.

818
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:54,320
But if I could live anywhere now, probably be somewhere hot.

819
00:49:54,320 --> 00:50:00,320
I would have to say somewhere, not like Ibiza, but like a town or in an island,

820
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:05,320
just so, you know, Mallorca, you know, just somewhere like that.

821
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:09,320
You don't want it too hot though, do you?

822
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,320
Because I've moved in South West.

823
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,320
That would rave in that.

824
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,320
No, I think I, no, that's how I do it, I want it now.

825
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,320
You want it like that?

826
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

827
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:23,320
Just, just, but then you have your home conference, you know, you get the air,

828
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,320
but I just.

829
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,320
I suppose, yeah, it did not, because when we was there, the aircon,

830
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,320
in the Bono hotel you had to pay for.

831
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,320
The aircon was shitty as well.

832
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,320
Yeah, yeah.

833
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,320
But it was, yeah, when I was in Poland, we had the aircon in them rooms,

834
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,320
and it was fucking sweet.

835
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,320
Yeah, I'm saying that.

836
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,320
Cyprus, that, it was over.

837
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,320
When we was there, it was like a big day.

838
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:48,320
I went there again, and he didn't seem as hot as he was,

839
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,320
but I don't know if it was just a heat wave when we went there that one time,

840
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,320
because he was.

841
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,320
It was summertime as well, don't you think?

842
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,320
It was desert.

843
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,320
But yeah, so somewhere like I would be from New York at, maybe Corfu.

844
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,320
Corfu's in Orland, isn't it?

845
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,320
Yeah.

846
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,320
So you know, like there was Mediterranean, something like that.

847
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,320
That's for me now.

848
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,320
Or a wife in the policy.

849
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Well, yeah, yeah.

850
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,320
We're too hot for that.

851
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,320
Yeah.

852
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,320
But then it'd be nice, like, you know, if you get on here,

853
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,320
if you have family come over, friends, you can go to the policy.

854
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,320
Yeah.

855
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,320
So again, you're still close enough.

856
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,320
Yeah.

857
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,320
To just toggle down there.

858
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,320
That's right.

859
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,320
Yeah.

860
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,320
Just imagine I'm just waking up, having a coffee, see this city.

861
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,320
That'd be nice.

862
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,320
Yeah.

863
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,320
No?

864
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,320
It's good.

865
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,320
Well, they've all been good questions, actually.

866
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,320
Yeah, yeah.

867
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,320
Well, I think I need Naly with the paper quick.

868
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,320
I think I fucking smashed that.

869
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:49,320
Honestly, I'm so proud of myself thinking of that idea on the spot.

870
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,320
I mean, saying that, you don't.

871
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,320
Soon you're going to have plenty of different places you'd be able to hold them in anyway.

872
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,320
Like different little tories or whatever.

873
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,320
Yeah.

874
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,320
So yeah.

875
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:07,320
I mean, after that last one, it makes me fucking think I can't buy it for my next other day now.

876
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,320
Yeah.

877
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,320
Which that's in March again.

878
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:17,320
The thing is, obviously, you don't, because you've got the dark, it's hard.

879
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:18,320
Yeah.

880
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,320
I know I've got a dark, but obviously, because Shira is such a big dark.

881
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,320
Yeah.

882
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:27,320
I enjoy just going, staycations is what the corner is, when you're staying within the UK.

883
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,320
Have you ever thought maybe getting the ferry to Orleans, I can.

884
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:35,320
I was looking at doing it earlier on in the year.

885
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:43,320
But it was the accommodations, the other side of the island, nothing close enough for us.

886
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,320
And it's a nightmare when you're driving.

887
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,320
So it'd be a couple of hours driving to get to the ferry.

888
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,320
I don't know what it would be like on the ferry.

889
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:58,320
And then still again, it was like a five or six hour journey to where these little houses and whatever work were on.

890
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,320
I'll be honest, only not for some two hours.

891
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,320
So that's why it didn't happen.

892
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,320
But yeah, I probably will do it at some point.

893
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:16,320
Yeah, because as I said, where it does be similar in a sense to the vast majority of Orleans, where it was just built farms and that around.

894
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,320
So yeah, that's sort of being, I'm happy just doing that.

895
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:20,320
Yeah.

896
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:27,320
You're right in saying that, because whenever I go away, all I think about is obviously our fjalladog.

897
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:31,320
And I asked my mum, because he stays at our mum's, I asked for updates.

898
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,320
Yeah.

899
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:41,320
Yeah, even when to the next one, that's back in March again.

900
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:46,320
And yeah, it's nothing special, just a little caravan on a day log.

901
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,320
Well, they're all classes lodges now, but they're just caravans.

902
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,320
But yeah, that'll be the same.

903
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:56,320
It will be as soon as you exit site, I'm on the beach.

904
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:01,320
I'll be doing that again, up in the morning, go for a little walk along the beach, man, in the back.

905
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,320
And then get back, chill for a bit.

906
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:12,320
And then I'm just happy going out, just walks all day long.

907
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:21,320
Also, sorry, just in reflection to the question about where, like Lynn, so we'd be California, maybe toy.

908
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,320
I know San Francisco is in there, but if I have to live in a main city, San Francisco,

909
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:29,320
just because I was just reflecting, I had a good time and said, wait, it's a shit like that.

910
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,320
Have you seen what's happened in San Francisco?

911
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:31,320
I haven't.

912
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,320
Mate, I don't know why.

913
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,320
When I went there, there was shit loads of harmless people.

914
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,320
I remember you saying, yeah, yeah.

915
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,320
But I mean, mate, shit loads.

916
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:46,320
I thought it was just in the movies, you turn the corner, you're in this nice street, skyscrapers, you bang your left.

917
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,320
Just fucking tense, mate, like fucking.

918
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:58,320
It is literally like a whole road, just tents, trolleys, shopping carts, sleeping bags and all sorts of things.

919
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,320
So basically, the change law in California.

920
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,320
So if you rub something under the bar, you rub a thousand dollars.

921
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,320
It's not a felony.

922
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,320
So basically you don't end up doing jail time.

923
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,320
Yeah, they don't even call the police today.

924
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:18,320
No, no. So what people have started doing is leaving their doors, so like, you know, like on the jeeps.

925
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,320
Yes, you've is like the boot open and what?

926
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,320
What did the nice?

927
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,320
So just so people wanted to rub the cars and then smash up the windows to look for stuff.

928
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:34,320
Because while a lot of people is doing smashing windows and going through cars, so a lot of people leaving the cars unlocked and the windows down.

929
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,320
Just so people can just go in, basically go in the car and see there's nothing worth rubbing.

930
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,320
Yeah.

931
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,320
I mean, I couldn't.

932
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:46,320
And what people have started doing shops selling the chocolate bar and a thousand dollars.

933
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,320
But when you go to the sale, you get a discount of like nine hundred ninety five dollars.

934
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,320
Just about. Just so when it happens, they get a penalty.

935
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,320
It literally is not known for not, you know, dollars.

936
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything.

937
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,320
That's yeah.

938
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,320
So like one cents under a thousand dollars.

939
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,320
You don't charge.

940
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,320
Yeah. So they have these people which I think I don't know.

941
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,320
I mean, I don't know if I would do it.

942
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:15,320
Just running into certain stores, rubbing a handful of shit and just running out the store, knowing there's no jail time.

943
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:20,320
And let's be honest, if you run into a store, take a handful of shit run off.

944
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,320
You're not going to be a priority for the place.

945
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:25,320
If if it's not a family.

946
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,320
Sorry. Yeah. Sorry.

947
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,320
It's my speech.

948
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:33,320
But yeah, I always thought so now it I mean, it was pretty bad.

949
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:44,320
Then in terms of the homeless people, I'm not a read on it all because I think they've got a G7 or they've got something going on where there's got world leaders going out or outwardly.

950
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,320
Or is it a few was just trying anyway.

951
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:53,320
So they've got rid of all the homeless people and put like these fancy like barricade things or well, my.

952
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,320
Yeah. So yeah.

953
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:58,320
Yeah. Well, that's just going back on the thing for a sec.

954
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:02,320
So before coming here, as I told you, I went just to nip to the shot.

955
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,320
But a new bloody smoke detector.

956
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:17,320
While I was standing at the till waiting to get served, there was two of the home bargain staff that come running past me.

957
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:23,320
One of them, I thought, you know, the little headsets, the old Britney Spears one, you know, come running past me.

958
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,320
I didn't know what was going on because I've got my headphones on.

959
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,320
I'm just trying to listen to me podcast off, not paying attention.

960
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:39,320
And so I've turned around, I've seen other people staring to the run out the front, turned out this woman had literally gone in, build a big bag.

961
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:50,320
You know, the bags that you get for Christmas that people just put all the stocking fillers in a big bag full of God knows what was in there and just walk back out, sort of walk back out the entrance.

962
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,320
So they've obviously seen around the counter.

963
00:57:52,320 --> 00:58:01,320
I know because I pop me head so I can just see past the pillar in between the window. Yeah, I'm sitting at the literally just open the car door, grab the bag.

964
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,320
The woman's got out of the car.

965
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,320
And I don't know what was being said.

966
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:13,320
There was a bit of exchange words and yeah, just walk back into the shop with the bag of the sod and stuff.

967
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,320
Yeah, just I was just standing there laughing.

968
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:24,320
You saying that I saw this woman did it like fucking a great thing.

969
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:29,320
So she had a push chair, and you know what's the push chairs underneath you have like a little basket.

970
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,320
Yeah, that's where you meant to put lucky nappies.

971
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:38,320
That's where you and trust me nappies and milk was going in there, but it was covered with a coat.

972
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:45,320
So what she would do like the cheap stuff like I don't know she'd boil like, I don't know wipes, not antiseptic wipes.

973
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,320
I mean, I put them on top of the like, push chair.

974
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:55,320
She's a sprawl of four items, but she had about 20 items in this basket just covered it with a coat.

975
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Scan the four items for quick walk with about 30 quid's worth of stuff.

976
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,320
Honestly, I couldn't believe it.

977
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:07,320
I saw just on there like, oh, it's something I would want to do.

978
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,320
But I know if I did, I get caught.

979
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,320
I don't want to get caught because I can afford it.

980
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:16,320
But it's just like, I want to do it just to try and let it just to see if it's that easy.

981
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,320
So is the word braising that the word?

982
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,320
Braising, yeah.

983
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,320
Just so like big balls, ain't it?

984
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,320
Just no fucks.

985
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:25,320
Yeah, yeah.

986
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:31,320
It reminds me now that because I mean, you see that sort of thing all the time with a snake, a couple of things.

987
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:38,320
I mean, I mean, we've all done that thing where you go to the South check out and you've got two twixies and this one above the same.

988
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,320
You know, so one comes off.

989
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:46,320
Well, yeah, well, a lot of them now because it's weighted, so you can't put it in the bag.

990
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:49,320
Well, yeah, I know what you're saying.

991
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:53,320
I remember when I was a kid, you know, I don't know.

992
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,320
Well, yeah, they must still do it.

993
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:57,320
You get the little magazines and you get the little toys in them.

994
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,320
Yeah, yeah.

995
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,320
They're like about 10 quid now.

996
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,320
I can't say I was supposed to.

997
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,320
Do you know those ones where you have to wait every week to build like something?

998
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320
Yeah, yeah.

999
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,320
So like.

1000
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,320
Yeah, first issue would be like £1.99.

1001
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,320
And then after it would be like £4.99.

1002
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:12,320
Yeah.

1003
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,320
Yeah, yeah.

1004
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,320
So yeah, I bet they're about £10 quid now.

1005
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,320
I wouldn't be surprised.

1006
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:21,320
But I remember it wasn't all the time, but it would be.

1007
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:27,320
I'd be in the trolley and obviously you've got the seat for a child.

1008
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:31,320
Mum would give me one of those little magazines with a little toy in it.

1009
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:37,320
And then I'd have to basically sit on it to hold it as we got to the tills.

1010
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:43,320
So that would be me as well not so shy, but a part of the theft that was going on.

1011
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,320
Guilty boys association.

1012
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,320
Yeah.

1013
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,320
So, but you know, times are hard when we was kids, man.

1014
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:53,320
Fucking you know, that was just something just to make me happy that I was getting the

1015
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:58,320
seat for free, you know, she'd always grab like a hand to pick a mix and I'd be chewing

1016
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,320
on them while walking around Aster or whatever.

1017
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:06,320
You know what, that was the worst thing, you know, as a kid, as a kid, I remember walking

1018
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:10,320
in Audi, and this is when Audi used to be really on call to shopping.

1019
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,320
I mean, anyone over the age of 30 knows that Audi was not a place to go.

1020
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,320
You used to get slag for shopping in Audi.

1021
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,320
Yeah.

1022
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,320
It was even that song.

1023
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,320
Now that was all right, but anyway, do you remember the song?

1024
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:33,320
Your mama's got no money, your daddy's on the door, so she's going that Audi to Rob

1025
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,320
and Salsa Drol.

1026
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,320
That's the one.

1027
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,320
Yeah.

1028
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:43,320
The worst thing I've ever seen in Audi is grapes and people are walking past and pinching

1029
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:44,320
them on the front.

1030
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,320
Like it's just a fucking grave.

1031
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,320
Yeah.

1032
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,320
Fucking hell.

1033
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,320
Like literally you go to the section, it's just stalks of them.

1034
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,320
Yeah.

1035
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,320
Yeah.

1036
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,320
Look, what the fuck?

1037
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,320
No wonder they have to now obviously they have the plastic covering on it.

1038
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,320
Yeah.

1039
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,320
I ain't surprised that's what they had to do something about that.

1040
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,320
That was fucking ridiculous.

1041
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,320
Yeah.

1042
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:07,320
I mean, we started off in politics, now we're in a bad Audi.

1043
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,320
Yeah.

1044
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:10,320
Oh, well, so either way we're getting robbed.

1045
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,320
Yeah.

1046
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:18,320
I don't think it's cheap.

1047
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,320
I don't think Audi is a cheap alternative.

1048
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,320
No, no, no.

1049
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,320
No.

1050
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:27,320
So that's why in general, I still think of Aztec because I'll use my words.

1051
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,320
I was on the side of your cheese board, mate.

1052
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:30,320
It's M&S or White Rose, Eddie.

1053
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:31,320
No, no.

1054
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,320
I was just talking about Aztec and Audi.

1055
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,320
Yeah.

1056
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:41,320
So yeah, there is a couple of online shops that I have bought cheese from as well.

1057
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,320
And then butchers for me.

1058
01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,320
They could put a pie in the butchers, don't they?

1059
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:47,320
Yeah.

1060
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:49,320
Have you ever went into M&S to do a shop?

1061
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,320
Not for a shop.

1062
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,320
No, I've been in love while I'm working.

1063
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:55,320
I just go grab a meal deal.

1064
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,320
Right.

1065
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,320
One time we went in there.

1066
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,320
Sushi.

1067
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,320
Two bottles of coke.

1068
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,320
Port boy.

1069
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:06,320
It was like 20 quid.

1070
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,320
I was like, whoa, I'll be back.

1071
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,320
I'll be back, mate.

1072
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,320
I couldn't do that.

1073
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,320
I remember.

1074
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:19,320
Sorry, this was like, this was when stuff was cheap.

1075
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,320
Yeah.

1076
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,320
No, I couldn't have that.

1077
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,320
I remember when I used to have a weekend job with no subs.

1078
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,320
There was a, I think it was a Science Breeze.

1079
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,320
It was round the corner for me.

1080
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:36,320
Sometimes if I wasn't having a free sub from the shop basically,

1081
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,320
I'd go up there and just grab something from there.

1082
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,320
But as you walked in, as with most of them,

1083
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,320
you have your meal deal section at the beginning of.

1084
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,320
So I'd go in, I'd grab a bottle of coke or something.

1085
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,320
I'd crack it open while I'm walking around and just drink.

1086
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,320
Yeah, classic ones.

1087
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,320
Yeah, and then just walk out and give me a hand.

1088
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,320
I used to do that.

1089
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,320
We used to walk to, I don't know what we used to do,

1090
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,320
just walk to Marisons from the old house,

1091
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,320
which was like an half an hour walk.

1092
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:06,320
So when you walked in, the month, and then you drink with Straleigh,

1093
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,320
crack open one, walking crack open one,

1094
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,320
buy another one to put in the basket for the meal deal.

1095
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,320
There you go.

1096
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,320
But I think everyone, there's just some stuff.

1097
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:20,320
There's just some stuff that, you know, it's illegal,

1098
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,320
but it's in the eyes of the public.

1099
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:27,320
It's, you know, it's acceptable.

1100
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,320
We've all done it.

1101
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:34,320
I remember one time, my dad robbed some fuel.

1102
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:41,320
I don't understand why you don't do it with the American way

1103
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,320
where you pay for how much you've got to use beforehand.

1104
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,320
Yeah.

1105
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,320
The petrol station's not there now.

1106
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,320
It's the one that used to be up the poor way.

1107
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,320
This was years ago, mate.

1108
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:54,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1109
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:58,320
So it filled up, filled up.

1110
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,320
It was just trying to fuck off.

1111
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:05,320
OK, now.

1112
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,320
See, again, years ago, you'd be out of the five.

1113
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,320
It's not cameras and no...

1114
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,320
Well, even if they had the cameras, it's fucking...

1115
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,320
Like, now all of them have got the IMPR systems and that.

1116
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:19,320
So as soon as you go in, you're playing the scan,

1117
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,320
so you can't do nothing.

1118
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,320
It was funny because my dad sent my mum in there

1119
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,320
the week after that to see if there's no...

1120
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,320
Remember when shops used to do, like, people at the store from there?

1121
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,320
Yeah, they'd have the picture and all the stuff.

1122
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:36,320
Yeah, they'd have the red just in case they got it on the pixel.

1123
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,320
Yeah.

1124
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,320
Fuck you, that. Yeah.

1125
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,320
Good old days, eh?

1126
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:42,320
Yeah.

1127
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:48,320
So, yeah, on that controversy, then, we'll call it a butt.

1128
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,320
And, yeah, just a reminder, as you already know,

1129
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:56,320
but, yeah, launch, yeah, download, all that jazz, email us.

1130
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,320
I was going to say text, then, but you can't text.

1131
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,320
So I'm going to give you my phone number.

1132
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,320
To be fair, if you really wanted it,

1133
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:06,320
it's on some of the episodes when I'll be wearing a work T-shirt,

1134
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,320
so I couldn't get it in text.

1135
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,320
Right, you can't get it in text.

1136
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:14,320
There's some games out there that's going back just to do it.

1137
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,320
Yeah.

1138
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:17,320
I've already thought...

1139
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,320
No, I think there's people that would know anyway, wouldn't there?

1140
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,320
Yeah.

1141
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,320
So, yeah, whatever.

1142
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,320
Yeah, just email us, Twitter, whatever.

1143
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,320
You know what the score is.

1144
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,320
Yeah, also, thank you for all your emails.

1145
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,320
Yeah, we always appreciate it.

1146
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,320
And all the downloads and all the streams.

1147
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:35,320
We really appreciate it.

1148
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,320
Yeah.

1149
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,320
So thank you for that.

1150
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:38,320
Right, we will see you next week, then.

1151
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:47,320
Peace.